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CNN Pounces, Seizes on Nonfunctional Bomb Scare As 17,883rd Reason Trump Must Never Dare Criticize CNN as "Fake News"
Just another day in Trump’s America.
— S.E. Cupp (@secupp) October 24, 2018
Seemingly on cue, CNN already capitalizing on bomb stunt to stifle speech ahead of election: "The president must tone down his rhetoric"
— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) October 24, 2018
He should cancel the rally and this is obvious.
— Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) October 24, 2018
Statement from CNN Worldwide President Jeff Zucker: pic.twitter.com/OXyIT6oSLT
— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) October 24, 2018
Let's see what might be causing a "Climate of Hate" besides Trump's "attacks" on CNN, using the apparent Call-to-Murder language of "FakeNews:" Just over a week ago, Hillary Clinton announced the time for civility had passed, unless and until Democrats won back power. Eric Holder then topped her by ruling Michele Obama's (laughable) slogan "When they go low, we go high" inoperative, saying the dictum was now "When they go low, we kick 'em." Prior to that, Corey "Let Me Grab Up On Your T-Bone" Booker proclaimed that it was again time to get up into the faces of people and yell at them. Rand Paul's wife wrote Booker an open letter asking him to retract this statement and make more soothing statements, given that she had to watch her husband recover from a severe beating that resulted, IIRC, his lung being scratched by a broken rib, and having to sleep with a gun under his pillow. Booker refused, probably too busy grabbing up on men's dicks in public bathrooms to take notice. Maxine Waters frequently called for public harassment and intimidation of enemies. When some protesters announced they'd be (lawfully) protesting her offices, she called for her own "protesters" to, um, do whatever leftwing protesters do to rightwing protesters do these days, which is mostly commit assaults and throw bottles of urine at them. Hillary Clinton propagandist Brian Fallon claimed that violent, terroristic Antifa were the moral equivalent of US troops storming the beaches at Normandy.
Also confronted the Nazis without a permit: pic.twitter.com/3c2f3X9slC
— Brian Fallon (@brianefallon) August 16, 2017
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bored383 at October 24, 2018 05:30 PM (zJ4nO)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 24, 2018 05:30 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 05:30 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:30 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 24, 2018 05:30 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 05:31 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 24, 2018 05:31 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 24, 2018 05:31 PM (wFDuq)
Ahahaha!
Throw away your Magic 8-Balls, people. You just don't need 'em anymore.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 24, 2018 05:32 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 24, 2018 05:32 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 05:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 24, 2018 05:32 PM (wtvvX)
Kneel before Krebs!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 05:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 05:32 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at October 24, 2018 05:33 PM (rwbnf)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:33 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 24, 2018 05:33 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 05:33 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: That Guy Who Shouts "En fuego!" In Italics at October 24, 2018 05:33 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at October 24, 2018 05:34 PM (1O5mk)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 24, 2018 05:34 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at October 24, 2018 05:34 PM (rwbnf)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 05:34 PM (EzXDh)
My, those CNN halfwits are a bossy bunch!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 05:35 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: no good deed at October 24, 2018 05:35 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at October 24, 2018 05:35 PM (rwbnf)
Posted by: s_tenhoff at October 24, 2018 05:35 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: johnd01 at October 24, 2018 05:35 PM (ukNFU)
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I admit, I used to admire her.
But, even the naughty librarian look gets old when it's attached to that much sanctimonious stupid.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 24, 2018 05:36 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 05:36 PM (O2RFr)
Aren't you actually more of a hominidivore?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2018 05:36 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:37 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at October 24, 2018 05:37 PM (1O5mk)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 24, 2018 05:37 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 05:38 PM (CewCz)
Without the MFM the Democrats would have whithered and died. Not only is the MFM saving the Democrats, it is the President and CEO of the corporation.
The student is now the teacher.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 24, 2018 05:38 PM (6eEQ+)
The blue wave is dead, and they need something to try... anger didn't work, so now they go sympathy...
Try and project the violence they've been calling for and doing for the past 2 years and spin it on republicans with a pathetic attempt at bombs (that never went off)
Posted by: reality man at October 24, 2018 05:38 PM (7NSrk)
Posted by: Dogstar at October 24, 2018 05:38 PM (KTTPk)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 24, 2018 05:39 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2018 05:39 PM (e+bQj)
Oh yeah? How about you shutting your fucking mouth before I kick all your teeth out?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:39 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 05:39 PM (O2RFr)
(dons Infinity Gauntlet)
SNAP!
Posted by: Fenrisulven at October 24, 2018 05:40 PM (rwbnf)
Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2018 05:40 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Roy at October 24, 2018 05:40 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Keith at October 24, 2018 05:40 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2018 05:40 PM (e+bQj)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:40 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (7GNTg)
GOP has strong 11.7% ballot lead over Dems.
Should have big FL update soon.
Posted by: HA at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (LnMru)
But, even the naughty librarian look gets old when it's attached to that much sanctimonious stupid.
Posted by: Blake
Very big of you to admit.
I knew she was a fucking weasel from her first appearance on Red Eye.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (iV/zR)
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (dLA/S)
Posted by: Br( . )( . )ke Burke at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (UsCnO)
Whichever Dem did it used a "Git 'er Done" flag made to falsely look like an ISIS flag!
Therefore whoever did it has a sense of humor!
That means I'm in the clear!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (DuAZ5)
Therefore whoever did it has a sense of humor!
That means I'm in the clear!
=============
Me too!
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (dLA/S)
Why S.E., it profits a woman nothing to give her soul for the whole world...but for CNN?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: eleven at October 24, 2018 05:42 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 24, 2018 05:42 PM (4e+hS)
Stuck in a freeway traffic jam in Atlanta, a guy sees a group of men going driver to driver. He asks them what is going on?
"A madman is holding hostages at the CNN HQ, and demanding a hundred million dollars or he will burn down the building and all the CNN Staff with it!" "We are collecting donations to help out."
"What is everyone contributing?"
"About a gallon each!"
I denounce myself...
Posted by: rd at October 24, 2018 05:42 PM (vpH4d)
Why yes, yes they were... That was Trumps fault too
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 05:42 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 05:42 PM (r9UYA)
Has CNN learned nothing? We are on to them and their tactics.
The double standards are deep and frightening.
Posted by: Juicebox Hero at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (hyUPo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: eleven at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (q177U)
Hard to believe he can top the Texas rally.
But of course he will.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 05:31 PM
Aren't you actually more of a hominidivore?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2018 05:36 PM (ctuyM)
"hominidivore"....Well i do love that word D but I was referring to the losing of the veggie hippy nutters. I gotta say though I'm tired of hobo and I just dont make 'friends' like I used to so i may have to supplement.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (ujg0T)
I think they understand that I think they are just setting up the field for more spectacular ops.
Look for ops to be run against historically black churches and other POC groups.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (1UN94)
Flake would be blaming Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 05:44 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 05:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: !Glenn Beck! at October 24, 2018 05:44 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: IanDeal at October 24, 2018 05:44 PM (5mrLG)
Right winger? Trump rhetoric is causing his supporters to become violent. This is on Trump, the GOP, and the deplorables who follow him.
Left winger? Trump rhetoric is causing people to become violent. This is on Trump, the GOP, and the deplorables who follow him.
See how that works.
Posted by: WisRich at October 24, 2018 05:45 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Farmer at October 24, 2018 05:45 PM (yJ1e6)
"They bring a knife, we bring a gun"
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:45 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 24, 2018 05:45 PM (+BbRO)
Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2018 05:45 PM (OjnQU)
But, even the naughty librarian look gets old when it's attached to that much sanctimonious stupid.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 24, 2018 05:36 PM (qC1Sy)
I agree. I admired her tits. Now all I can see is twit.
Posted by: Keith at October 24, 2018 05:45 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: Max Power at October 24, 2018 05:41 PM (q177U)
Hard to believe he can top the Texas rally.
But of course he will.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (4ErVI)
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Trump was doing three and four rallies every day at the end in 2016. And he looked more rested and vigorous than Hillary did on her best day.
Posted by: rd at October 24, 2018 05:46 PM (vpH4d)
Posted by: Tentotwo at October 24, 2018 05:46 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 05:46 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 24, 2018 05:46 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2018 05:46 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 24, 2018 05:46 PM (8iiMU)
They're compromised by careerism, clique, and client.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 05:46 PM (PbpT7)
I think all sides should be able to agree on at least this much.
Posted by: Thatch at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (DetW6)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (iV/zR)
Bombs got sent to the wrong side I guess.
What a bunch of tossers. Utter contempt for these people. Utterly despise them.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (3iAUW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (e+bQj)
nope! I had another terrible last night and it's going to be all links and open threads from here, until I pass out from exhaustion.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (bUjCl)
Look for ops to be run against historically black churches and other POC groups.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 05:43 PM (kT3/m)
That was the Commiecrat Trick of 1995, right after Uncle Newt and the gang kicked them out of the Congress.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: IanDeal at October 24, 2018 05:44 PM (5mrLG)
There are more people masturbating right now than watch CNN.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (ty7RM)
I know for a fact Watters and Gutfeld read Ace and the comments.
I think but I don't know for a fact that Tucker does.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (kT3/m)
but I am nagged by doubt and uncertainty, dare I say caused by the very atmosphere of hate and mistrust that the left and the media (birm) work so feverishly hard to create.
Posted by: bored383 at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (zJ4nO)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (9qZ3S)
Bing 17,400,000 Results
James Hodgkinson of Belleville, Illinois, a left-wing activist shoots and tries to kill senior house Republicans at a softball game. zzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzz
Bing 268,000 Results
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 05:49 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2018 05:49 PM (OjnQU)
Yes, this is me in the prayer chain.
I am writing to ask for your help. To be clear, I asked for and received help once already, in early July. I wanted all to know that. Circumstances are such that I find myself needing ask another time.
10/23-Calm Mentor is battling an infection that came from an abscessed tooth and could use all the help he could get. He is going through a very difficult time right now. He has a new GoFundMe page: https://www.gofundme.com/help-with-time-to-find-employment
The campaign tells the story, but this is my situation:
I am partially handicapped, with limited mobility and only 25% use of my strong right arm. Up until June, I was still able to drive for Uber, and did so for over a year. I was deactivated as a driver at that time.
My only family is a brother who I was helping financially while working. My "friends", I found, consisted of those from a marriage of 17 years which ended three years ago. I havecbeen turned down for welfare benefits because, as reported, I made too much money this year to qualify. I applied for SSDI in July, and am awaiting their first denial, as I'm told this is their standard practice.
While working, I had built up a small reserve of money, one that was used up recently to pay an oral surgeon to treat a badly abscessed tooth.
I have been everywhere in applying for jobs, and in the past 3.5 months have only gotten 3 days of good freelance work, and 5 days of temp work. I will find something, as failure is not an option. In the meantime, I am looking at homelessness next week. This is the reason for my request. Anything you could do would be greatly appreciated.
Thank you for listening, and I have put my email in my nic if anyone would like to contact me off of the board. I will post this once only per thread for today and tomorrow. Be well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 24, 2018 05:49 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (4ErVI)
Well....yeah.
Posted by: eleven at October 24, 2018 05:49 PM (NLLmE)
the press loves it when they are the story. this will go on ad nauseum
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2018 05:49 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: J. Sessions at October 24, 2018 05:49 PM (r9UYA)
I'm starting to think the MSM might just be a bunch of whining, self-absorbed little bitches.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 24, 2018 05:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (+BbRO)
Chin like a container ship's prow.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (9qZ3S)
I have a soft spot for butterfaces.
Posted by: eleven at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (NLLmE)
With apologies to Raylan Givens:
"If you run into a Nazi in the morning, you met a Nazi. But if you run into Nazis all day? YOU'RE the Nazi"
https://youtu.be/LG4hOjJ9tEs
Posted by: Fenrisulven at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (rwbnf)
we left Sean Penn tied up down there. see if he needs a toke
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (d7Ww2)
nope! I had another terrible last night and it's going to be all links and open threads from here, until I pass out from exhaustion.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 05:47 PM (PbpT7)
Ace, what is it that's got you so sick? Is it the flu or bronchitis? I would have hoped the flu was gone by now.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (3iAUW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (4ErVI)
There are more people masturbating with a blender right now than watch CNN.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (JFO2v)
Pace yourself, my man. We need you. You fight.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (ty7RM)
Because unlike Trump, the vast majority of GOP twat bags are to varying degrees owned lock stock and barrel by various interests...
The MIC, globalists, Banksters, KochSuckers, COC, etc.
And are GOP NPC's
Trump is the first zero fucks to give aint owned by nobody President in US history.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (r9UYA)
Think they'll be burying this story in three days?
When it turns out to be their guy, oh yeah.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 24, 2018 05:40 PM (e+bQj)
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It will disappear about 12 hours after they catch him, and they will absolutely bury the fact that he is an antifa loser that lives in his parents basement.
The only place you will see it reported is Breitbart, the blogs, and maybe the British news.
Posted by: rd at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (vpH4d)
There are more people masturbating right now than watch CNN.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (4ErVI)
There are more people masturbating with a blender right now than watch CNN.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (JFO2v)
*keeps quiet*
Posted by: The Toaster at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (8iiMU)
Furthermore, to the extent they do affect the national consciousness, it is the REVERSE of what they always intend -- e.g. when they push a leftist meme, everyone laughs and assumes the opposite is true.
CNN = SDN: The Self-Delusion Network.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (c+2jX)
Sounds bad - Back in the soup, Udon.
Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (OjnQU)
One Report Said They Are Similar to the Pipe-Bomb Style Device Found in George Soros' Mailbox
"Mailbox". Is that code for sugar in the tank?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: CNN, Where Truth Goes To Die at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (EATOD)
Posted by: wth - watching S.E. Cupp masturbate her leg at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 05:31 PM (EzXDh)
I'm sorry. So does mine. Seems to be a lot of that good around.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bored383 at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 05:51 PM (r9UYA)
Smarmy Schumer is back to his usual smarminess.
Yertle only turns into Gammera when there are judges to be confirmed.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (ujg0T)
That CNN
That CNN!
I do not like
That CNN
Do you like CNN?
I do not like you, CNN.
I do not like CNN.
Would you watch CNN
Here or there?
I would not watch CNN
Here or there.
I would not watch CNN
Anywhere.
I do not like CNN.
I do not like you, CNN
Would you like CNN
In a house?
Would you like CNN
With a mouse?
I do not like CNN
In a house.
I do not like CNN
With a mouse.
I do not like CNN
Here or there.
I do not like CNN
Anywhere.
I do not like CNN.
I do not like you, CNN.
Would you watch CNN
In a box?
Would you watch CNN
With a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not watch CNN here or there.
I would not watch CNN anywhere.
I would not watch CNN.
I do not like you, CNN.
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pizzagate at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (/cL3k)
bronchitis which is gone, as far as the infection, but i'm healing slowly from it. still very inflamed and weak from two and a half weeks of brutal coughing and very little sleep.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Baldy at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (lHZp3)
The uniformity of messaging throughout Donk world is the dead giveaway that this was a staged op.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (kT3/m)
=========================
Somebody page me?
Posted by: Sara Silverman, Super Voyeur at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 24, 2018 05:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: DaveA at October 24, 2018 05:53 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2018 05:53 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: wth - watching S.E. Cupp masturbate her leg at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (HgMAr)
How enhanced are they. Were her nips pierced and ringed, would she feel it?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 05:53 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 05:53 PM (2sCft)
George Soros - ???
WTF??
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:53 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (4ErVI)
............
Are there any masturbating while watching CNN?
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (HgMAr)
One Report Said They Are Similar to the Pipe-Bomb Style Device Found in George Soros' Mailbox
"Mailbox". Is that code for sugar in the tank?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (rxtQa)
Evil Nazis bomb was hand delivered. The other were found in USPS mail facilities.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Throw a rack of ribs on the barbie. Good for the soul.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (r9UYA)
In a hidden lair of #TheResistance ...
Jeff Zucker, clad in urinalist camo, leans against a wall that is deeply in shade despite the naked incandescent light bulb in the room ...
"Yeas, I will talk weeth you about our struggle. 'Ave you a zeegarette? A Galois, pearhaps?"
* interviewer offers Zucker a Galois *
"Zank you. 'Ave you a light?"
* interviewer strikes match, lights Zucker's Galois *
"Zank you." * inhales, too deeply *
"You zee ... hack ... hack ... cough ... spits ...
JayEmJay, zees theengs taste like merde!"
* prolonged coughing fit ensues *
"I cannot go on - interview ohvair!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (pNxlR)
SE Cupp is rapidly going from naughty librarian of her Red Eye days to prune-faced scold.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (HgMAr)
nope maybe some pegging!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 05:55 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: DaveA at October 24, 2018 05:55 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 05:55 PM (7KFE8)
So the Dana Perino of CNN, then.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:56 PM (LL1Be)
The story keeps changing.
Who was courier?
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 05:56 PM (oYD2h)
====================
No. Super clumsy job: a pipe "bomb" w/wires sticking out both ends.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 05:56 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 24, 2018 05:56 PM (neVm7)
Posted by: BignJames at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (0+nbW)
Just put "SE Cupp legs" in an image search and you'll get all the leg shows she used to do on Red Eye several years ago.
What really pissed me off was she went all femiNazi on Trump, talking about how disgusting he was and male pig, and male gaze and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (NWiLs)
With apologies to Dr. Seuss:
That CNN
That CNN!
I do not like
That CNN
Do you like CNN?
I do not like you, CNN.
I do not like CNN.
Would you watch CNN
Here or there?
I would not watch CNN
Here or there.
I would not watch CNN
Anywhere.
I do not like CNN.
I do not like you, CNN
Would you like CNN
In a house?
Would you like CNN
With a mouse?
I do not like CNN
In a house.
I do not like CNN
With a mouse.
I do not like CNN
Here or there.
I do not like CNN
Anywhere.
I do not like CNN.
I do not like you, CNN.
Would you watch CNN
In a box?
Would you watch CNN
With a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not watch CNN here or there.
I would not watch CNN anywhere.
I would not watch CNN.
I do not like you, CNN.
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (Izzlo)
*WOOT!* *WOOT!*
Posted by: guy in the back corner yelling *WOOT* at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (4ErVI)
............
Are there any masturbating while watching CNN?
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (HgMAr)
++++
Just don't say "boobs" if you're masturbating to Brooke Baldwin
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (2sCft)
SE Cupp is rapidly going from naughty librarian of her Red Eye days to prune-faced scold.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (f1Vqw)
That manjaw can withstand six atmospheres.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 05:53 PM (2sCft)
She might bite. Ram a strap-on gag down it instead.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (ujg0T)
=====
Why? A bunch of Democrats received bomb threats? They likely receive death threats everyday. All "famous" people do.
My, my, they think so very highly of themselves, don't they?
But we know what this really all about.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (oYD2h)
====================
No. Super clumsy job: a pipe "bomb" w/wires sticking out both ends.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 05:56 PM (ty7RM)
Somewhere in Texas - I'm guessing "Palestine" - Clock-Boy and his dad are having a good chuckle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Picric at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (nonGu)
bronchitis which is gone, as far as the infection, but i'm healing slowly from it. still very inflamed and weak from two and a half weeks of brutal coughing and very little sleep.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (PbpT7)
Oh yea, I forgot about that part. It can take weeks to climb back to health...to feel your old self. I'm a big believer that it is when you sleep your body does its repair work. So I hope you have something you can take to help with this. Because otherwise, it it will take a lot longer.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (3iAUW)
The story keeps changing.
Who was courier?
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 05:56 PM (oYD2h)
THEN WHO WAS PHONE??!!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)
41 Well Drumpf needs to cancel his rally and that's just obvious!
Nope. Hold the rally, irrespective of these pearl clutchers.
And tell the sound guys to really jack up the music's volume during the post rally period.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Baldy at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (lHZp3)
Heard that they were so poorly constructed it was necessary, get this, to add explosives to the bomb in order to destroy it.
Hey, if it was some rightwinger that made it
it would have worked.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mary Harmon at October 24, 2018 05:59 PM (gq8vW)
How do they know it was even a Trump booster?
Posted by: Jeffersonian at October 24, 2018 05:59 PM (yX3gx)
The shit cherry on top of the shit sunday will be when little Jimmy Acosta receives a fake bomb in the "mail"
I think his ejaculatory reaction will make his body implode.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 05:59 PM (kT3/m)
Would you really want people moving TOWARD the "bomb"?
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:59 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:00 PM (r9UYA)
Maxine - politicianHillary and Clenis- politiciansObama - politicianDWS - politician
George Soros - ???
WTF??
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:53 PM (LL1Be)
DUH. The banker, dude!
Posted by: guy in the back corner yelling DUH at October 24, 2018 06:00 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Smokey Behr at October 24, 2018 06:00 PM (ecadB)
Would you really want people moving TOWARD the "bomb"?
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 05:59 PM (LL1Be)
What you say?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:00 PM (NWiLs)
wouldn't at least one of them have had
cameras.
I think each one of those places, ahem - except Soros' mailbox, have a kazoolian cameras.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2018 06:00 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2018 06:00 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (2xR5z)
Yeah, they're the Borg. Once an idea is taken in, it like its immediately absorbed by the entire DNC being.
Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (OjnQU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (TCDQx)
Posted by: kata at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (Zhe6p)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (2sCft)
............
OK. I'll just yell out "BITCH!"
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (iV/zR)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (O2RFr)
+++++
Once again, I am very grateful to have never immersed myself in the Twitter swamp. "What a bunch of maroons", as Bugs Bunny would say.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (2sCft)
Now commie news is telling me they are 'pipe bomb like' devices.
So are cucumbers and dildos. This story is changing as fast as a Star Trek shape-shifter.
Posted by: guy in the back corner yelling DUH at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (UsCnO)
I mean these are the Topics everyone has had to here for yeeears.
but Trump rhetoric.
Posted by: willow at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (dPd5y)
I long for the days when a president would give a perfunctory presser on the beheading of an American citizen and be yucking it up on the golf course 10 minutes later. How far we've fallen.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 24, 2018 06:02 PM (2NqXo)
Well, I'll be. Someone won a million dollar lottery tick at this little store about 2 miles away from me. All the local news is there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:02 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: willow at October 24, 2018 06:02 PM (dPd5y)
I was worried dems had flooded his website for passes and he would have a half empty stadium. When it started only the private suites and seats hidden behind the media were not taken.
The thousands outside had a better view though as there were massive big screens set up.
Posted by: DanMan at October 24, 2018 06:02 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: DJ 3way at October 24, 2018 06:02 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:02 PM (5+EgH)
SE Cupp is rapidly going from naughty librarian of her Red Eye days to prune-faced scold.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (f1Vqw)
As people move to Progressivism they tend to be more righteous and scolding. The narcissist self believes all others are guilty of their crimes and misdeeds.
The other end of the spectrum libertarians believe that people will act in their own best interest and understand evil people do bad things.
Progressives have no problem with violence spread in the right direction. More Liberal peoples HATE all violence.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 05:54 PM (JFO2v)
So, it was evil free enterprise system that saved the precious Dec.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2018 06:02 PM (rxtQa)
A non-empty intersection I don't want to know anymore about.
Posted by: DaveA at October 24, 2018 06:03 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 06:03 PM (7KFE8)
If they remake Clockwork Orange Alex will be forced to watch CNN.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 24, 2018 06:03 PM (7GNTg)
which reminds me of Kavanaugh and a thousand women willing to lie to get what they wanted.
Posted by: willow at October 24, 2018 06:03 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 24, 2018 05:57 PM (//voU)
The hokey pokey?
Posted by: BignJames at October 24, 2018 06:04 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 24, 2018 06:04 PM (TCDQx)
There are more people masturbating right now than watch CNN.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 05:48 PM (4ErVI)
There are more people masturbating with a blender right now than watch CNN.
Posted by: rhennigantx
For realsies:
At any given moment, CNN has about one million viewers on average (more in primetime, less in off-hours). That's one-third of one-percent of the population, BTW.
Now, using rough estimates and round numbers, let's say there are 350 million Americans. Pulling a random rough estimate out of thin air, let's say that 20% of them are pre-pubescent, and 30% of them are over 65 an d thus somewhat less prone to constant masturbation.
That leaves 175 million potential masturbators.
Now, let's be really sexist and cruel, and assume that boys jerk off a lot more than girls, and for the moment let's ignore female masturbation rates.
So we have (roughly) 85 million masturbation-age males, ranging from horny 16-year-olds who jerk off daily, to worn-out 60-year-olds who do it a lot less.
'
Pulling another rough number out of a hat, let's just say that the AVERAGE American make jerks off once a week. Could be more, could be less -- but we'll use that a a starting point.
So on any given day, 1/7th of (rounded down for easy calculation) 84 million horny-age men are jerking off, meaning 12 million guys spank the monkey each day.
Next out-of-thin-air estimate: 30 minutes per masturbation session.
Which means that across the 24-hour cycle, 12 million divided y 24 divided again by 2 = 1/4 million or 250,000 mean are jacking off in America right at this instant.
That's only ONE-FOURTH of the CNN average viewership!
HOWEVER, and this is a big however, it's the same one million people who watch CNN all day -- not a different one million people each hour, cycling through 24 million different viewers each day. No -- one million people watch CNN the first hour, and the EXACT SAME ONE MILLION people watch it every subsequent hour. So by the end of the day, only one million people total have watched CNN> Whereas by the end of the day, 12 million different men have masturbated. Which is 12 times as many.
So, it depends on how you calculate it. At any given instant, fewer men are jerking off than are watching CNN. But on a daily basis, many more men jerk off than watch CNN.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (/HC6x)
it almost sounds like they had a coordinated plan doesn't it?
Posted by: DanMan at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: THIS is CNN! at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (rxtQa)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (2sCft)
You need to be pouring good nutrition into your body so it can do its repair work. Vitamin rich fresh food. Veges, Eggs & Fish (not meat), no dairy (phlegm). Vitamins and Probiotics.
Pretend you're a car outta gas & oil, and need a tune up.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (3iAUW)
Replying to RealJamesWoods
Your attempts to stay relevant are pretty pathetic. Please just fade into obscurity as is your destiny.
++++
James Woods
I'm trying, but your mom has lockjaw.
=====
The REAL King James , not that Queen LeBron
Posted by: Nothings Gonna Happen at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (sXyKU)
I'ma gonna stump you all with this one. There's no way anyone will know the song to this Mystery Lyric:
Shoe the children
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (5+EgH)
.............
They lit up cigarettes after receiving their dildo mail.
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 24, 2018 06:04 PM (TCDQx)
SEC and BBC live together in perfect harmony
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (sdi6R)
Kat Timpf is next - I see it coming.
Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (OjnQU)
I'ma gonna stump you all with this one. There's no way anyone will know the song to this Mystery Lyric:
Shoe the children
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (5+EgH)
Fly Like an Eagle, Steve Miller Band
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (NWiLs)
I'ma gonna stump you all with this one. There's no way anyone will know the song to this Mystery Lyric:
Shoe the children
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (5+EgH)
Fly Like an Eagle?
Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (3iAUW)
And an airbrushed Virgen de Guadalupe on the hood.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq)
Hell, no I was wrong. It's part of that $1.5B lottery jackpot. 2 miles away from me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (5+EgH)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (c+2jX)
++++
This! This is the in-depth thoughtful analysis you can get no where else but AoSHQ!!! God Bless you, Zombie.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (7KFE8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 24, 2018 06:09 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 24, 2018 06:09 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:09 PM (5+EgH)
Posted by: DanMan at October 24, 2018 06:09 PM (QMG5F)
I'ma gonna stump you all with this one. There's no way anyone will know the song to this Mystery Lyric:
Shoe the children
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (5+EgH)
"Fly Like An Eagle", Steve Miller Band. But I always thought it was "shoot the children." Which I thought was pretty harsh to do just because they didn't have any shoes.
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2018 06:09 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:09 PM (5+EgH)
Shoe the children
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (5+EgH)
"Fly Like An Eagle".....Steve Miller
Posted by: BignJames at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (pNxlR)
Add some explosion sound effects.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (4ErVI)
And an airbrushed Virgen de Guadalupe on the hood.
With bull-balls on the trailer hitch, and a Three Wolf Moon mural on the side.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (LL1Be)
All these super TV stars turning into bitter scolds is evidence that, since the sexual harassment attack force has been deployed, all these super sexy TV stars can't use their female wiles to seduce their boss for more money and a higher profile TV show.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (5+EgH)
So how come Obama wasn't attacking freedom of the press when he attacked Fox News? (Yeah, yeah, I know.)
And how come CNN talking heads have a right to criticize Trump but he (and we) have no right to criticize them?
It's really hilariously Orwellian. It's like Pravda accusing the dissidents of being against free speech because they diss Pravda.
Posted by: American Public after 15 minutes at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (Rxduq)
There are more people masturbating with a blender right now than watch CNN.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 05:50 PM (JFO2v)
You'll hear from our lawyers regarding your blatant, nay, criminal disregard for our members!
-- Toaster Fookers Local 327
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (pNxlR)
Shoe the children
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (5+EgH)
Fly Like an Eagle.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (iV/zR)
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2018 06:09 PM (Izzlo)
A round of ammunition is much cheaper than a pair of shoes.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2018 06:11 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (c+2jX)
Huh.
OK, you know what sure, why not.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:11 PM (y87Qq)
I'm on the west coast. Is it okay to start drinking yet?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (2sCft)
If you live on the West Coast, day drinking is a law in some counties.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2018 06:11 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 05:58 PM (pNxlR)
Add some explosion sound effects.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (4ErVI)
On it.
Posted by: Zombie Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky at October 24, 2018 06:11 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (3iAUW)
And an airbrushed Virgen de Guadalupe on the hood.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq)
I am such a cultural blank slate on this Mexican stuff. So, are you saying a mexican virgin will help get ace well?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (3iAUW)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:09 PM (5+EgH)
They're fast, too.
Posted by: BignJames at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (d7Ww2)
That was way too easy. There are tons of music buffs here.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (NWiLs)
Do mind that he would to stack books on the seat to see the candidates.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (EUWQM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (aKsyK)
Pipe bomb like device: toilet paper core stuffed with firecrackers and a tampon string for a fuse.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (rxtQa)
Must have hit a steam line! Ens. Pulver, USNR
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 24, 2018 06:01 PM (TCDQx)
I think they, like all humans, have some worth. I believe at current market value now, it is now at a little over a dollar if you can extract all the elements and another $4 if you sell the skin as leather. Your hair could be used to make a wig, if you're not too old. Teeth have minimal worth, unless you've got some gold or silver fillings. However, if we could sell their organs, we could make it worth our while. Especially if we can find some desperate buyers.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 06:10 PM (LL1Be)
Crown air freshener in the back window. Curb feelers. Gold flake paint.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:07 PM (NWiLs)
========================
*scratches head* Oh, that "BBC".
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (2sCft)
It's 3:15 there and you haven't started yet?
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (ypMsP)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (O2RFr)
Do mind that he would to stack books on the seat to see the candidates.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (eVIA2)
Come on he's not AlextheChick short.
Posted by: buzzion at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (HiLJ1)
So, it depends on how you calculate it. At any given instant, fewer men
are jerking off than are watching CNN. But on a daily basis, many more
men jerk off than watch CNN.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (c+2jX)
++++
This! This is the in-depth thoughtful analysis you can get no where else but AoSHQ!!! God Bless you, Zombie.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM (2sCft)
In some Leftie universities, it qualifies as a term paper.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2018 06:14 PM (UsCnO)
Yep, someone just bought a ticket to that $1.5B jackpot at a little store around 2 miles from me.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb498fa2
They don't know who the winner is, just that the ticket was sold there.
Ol' Billy there is a good friend of mine.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:14 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (3iAUW)
There is only one way to find out, amirite ???
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:14 PM (bUjCl)
Maybe open up a fire hose and give them the finger.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 06:14 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 24, 2018 06:14 PM (EUWQM)
Posted by: sound awake at October 24, 2018 06:14 PM (hg65j)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (EUWQM)
Do you mean black jive, or bullshit jive? Cause if it's bullshit jive, she's got it down pretty well.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (3sjI6)
That was way too easy. There are tons of music buffs here.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (NWiLs)
++++
Here's another mystery lyric:
"As I stared at my shoes
In the I.C.U.
That reeked of piss and 409"
Band and Song?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (3iAUW)
There is only one way to find out, amirite ???
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:14 PM (bUjCl)
How can you tell? Their females are like tribbles from what I hear.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1055220639198396416
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (7KFE8)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Napalm Death at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 06:13 PM (O2RFr)
I think we should all start spelling his name John Brenan, just to piss him off.
Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (c+2jX)
Huh.
OK, you know what sure, why not.
=========================
I think the cool kids call that "edging".
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (ty7RM)
He really did? For what? A fake bomb?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (O2RFr)
--Stilgar
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (oYD2h)
USUL HAS CALLED A BIG ONE
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (y87Qq)
I am definitely not average.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:12 PM (NWiLs)
++++
Here's another mystery lyric:
"As I stared at my shoes
In the I.C.U.
That reeked of piss and 409"
Band and Song?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (2sCft)
No idea.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (NWiLs)
144 Not sure if this was done by a Rat, but it does not feel right. No videos of them exploding the "bombs?" Are they even operable?
Posted by: Baldy at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (lHZp3)
Dunno. Has Play-Doh heretofore unknown explosive properties?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (pNxlR)
If you want to have, calculate the total volume of semen you have liberated over your career since puberty.
It will be...interesting.
Now multiply that and consider how much volume of semen is likely released every day.
Now, wonder which supermodel hold the record of most spunk liberated to her?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (f1Vqw)
However... Dems are totally allowed to be hateful and violent,.
"Assumed American Political Rules of Free Speech According to the Democrats."
Posted by: shibumi at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (7KFE8)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (5I436)
"As I stared at my shoes
In the I.C.U.
That reeked of piss and 409"
Band and Song?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (2sCft)
That one is nowhere near as lovely as "I'll Follow You Into The Dark"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (NWiLs)
How? They tell you ??
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (bUjCl)
Misspelled Florida and some other address... All misspelled
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1055220639198396416
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (c07y/)
Heh.
Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (sdi6R)
CNN is just going to have continue to fume in impotent rage.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (BGwY7)
Posted by: Cygnus X-1 at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (fdavN)
Posted by: steevy at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at October 24, 2018 06:18 PM (xbR0g)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (c+2jX)
Minutes??????
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at October 24, 2018 06:18 PM (ypMsP)
Here's another mystery lyric:
"As I stared at my shoes
In the I.C.U.
That reeked of piss and 409"
Band and Song?
Posted by: SteveOReno
Layla
Derek and the Domingos?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:18 PM (5+EgH)
--Stilgar
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (oYD2h)
USUL HAS CALLED A BIG ONE
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (y87Qq)
Slow Ride -- Foghat
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:18 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 06:18 PM (mntuw)
Now, wonder which supermodel hold the record of most spunk liberated to her?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (f1Vqw)
Now I am wondering how much spunk S.E. Cupp had to swallow in order to get her new sell out talking head role.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: 2009Refugee
twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1055220639198396416
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (c07y/)
Heh.
Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2018 06:17 PM (sdi6R
Looks like Johnny swept the leg and put him in a body bag.
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (EUWQM)
Posted by: sound awake at October 24, 2018 06:14 PM (hg65j)
We were too dumb to figure that out back then. We had to wait for Trump to call CNN "fake news" in order to act.
Posted by: josephistan at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (Izzlo)
Now, wonder which supermodel hold the record of most spunk liberated to her?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (f1Vqw)
Now I am wondering how much spunk S.E. Cupp had to swallow in order to get her new sell out talking head role.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (ujg0T)
By the Cupp-full.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (NWiLs)
Boomers whatcha going to do?
I listened to their music because frankly it's better. One of the only things they did right.
We goof on the blaring gayness of today, but the 1980s were pretty fucking weird when it came to music. Lots of cheesy synths (not the early synthwave stuff that was pretty dark and good) and dudes with fucked up hair and make up. I can listen to some of it today just for the nostalgia but at the time no fucking way.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (5+EgH)
---------------------------
Science !!1!!1!!!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (Rxduq)
Just FY(y'all's)I, we pronounce that "pal-uh-steen."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (cTajt)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (7KFE8)
"You know, we've never won a trade war. I mean, we've stated this a lot since you and I first started talking about this. I mean, since the 1850s, we do not win trade wars. We never have. And the people who actually lose in this whole process are the American citizens, whether you're in Spartanburg, South Carolina, or in the United States. It's not China--they're not paying anything in tariffs. It's the United States citizen.
https://twitter.com/Marketplace/status/1055074198106857477
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (hvf9s)
Period.
Seems a tad obvious, well, except for "I'm so brilliant," Shapirocuck
Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:18 PM (gmo/4)
++++
I''d like to hear that at the next massive Trump MAGA Rally.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (Z9C5C)
She never swallowed for me.
Posted by: !Glenn Beck! at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (r9UYA)
@PrisonPlanet
Fmr FBI Asst. Director Chris Swecker says bomb plot culprit "could be someone who is trying to get the Democratic vote out and incur sympathy."
Posted by: NPC cut-loop at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX
--
Bell Bottom Blues
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 06:20 PM (7KFE8)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (c+2jX)
Huh.
OK, you know what sure, why not.
=========================
I think the cool kids call that "edging".
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (ty7RM)
And teaching your girlfriend to do this for you is glorious
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 24, 2018 06:21 PM (EUWQM)
Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2018 06:21 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Achmed the Clock Enthusiast at October 24, 2018 06:21 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:21 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 24, 2018 06:21 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:22 PM (5+EgH)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 24, 2018 06:22 PM (qM84C)
If the guy who did it doesn't turn out the way they want, it'll be morel like three minutes.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 24, 2018 06:22 PM (59GGI)
it's implied by his gaseous burps.
Posted by: ace at October 24, 2018 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
This assumes an even distribution. I would expect a significant diurnal cyclical factors in the distribution, and there are many other methodology issues in the reasoning.
However, a $750,000 grant could easily produce one or more important papers on this underserved hypothesis, and you should consider pursuing this more rigorously.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM (c+2jX)
Huh.
OK, you know what sure, why not.
=========================
I think the cool kids call that "edging".
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:16 PM (ty7RM)
And teaching your girlfriend to do this for you is glorious
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 24, 2018 06:21 PM (EUWQM)
That's a time-honored technique that, naturally, the new generation thinks it invented.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (3iAUW)
Has to be Melania, just because of the size of the balls.
I denounce my private girls school sheltered self.
Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Kashooggi at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (LL1Be)
besides Layla, did the Derek and the Dominoes have another hit? Posted by: Soothsayer SLX --
Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (TAmPV)
Has David French weighed in on how it had to be a republican racist trump supporter?
Posted by: dagny
He should. This is not who we are as a country.
Posted by: Paul Ryan - Lamest of Ducks at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:06 PM
++++
This! This is the in-depth thoughtful analysis you can get no where else but AoSHQ!!! God Bless you, Zombie.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:08 PM
I was told there would be no mathurbation on the test.
Posted by: Hands at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (786Ro)
This fake bomb stuff is nothing.
The market losing 2.4% today and losing all 2018 gains is a much bigger story, politically.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (5+EgH)
btw, besides Layla, did the Derek and the Dominoes have another hit?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (5+EgH)
Does that matter? Charles Portis wrote True Grit! One and done works for me!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (JFO2v)
besides Layla, did the Derek and the Dominoes have another hit? Posted by: Soothsayer SLX --
Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (TAmP
Bellbottom Blues. I HATE Layla.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:24 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (5+EgH)
++++
"Keep on Growing" and "Bell Bottom Blues" for two.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:24 PM (2sCft)
=========================
While Little Jimmy Acosta is rage-shouting into his mic so hard his mascara is running down his cheeks.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:24 PM (ty7RM)
besides Layla, did the Derek and the Dominoes have another hit? Posted by: Soothsayer SLX --
Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (TAmPV)
Bell Bottom Blues
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 06:24 PM (ujg0T)
=
Wasn't Blueberry Hill, where he found his thrill one of 'em ?
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (bUjCl)
Farrah Fawcett has to be in the running for the most spooge shot.
I remember that poster well. So does the poor ficus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (f1Vqw)
I'm feeling maternal toward Ace. I want to call a grocery store near
him that has curbside pick up, and order him a bunch of healthy food;
then, he can just drive there and they will load it into his trunk for
him.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (3iAUW)
Naw, the healthy food is full of Roundup.
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (5+EgH)
I now have an even more positive feeling that the Dems are going to lose and perhaps lose big in 2 weeks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (/9p9e)
Has to be Melania, just because of the size of the balls.
I denounce my private girls school sheltered self.
Posted by: dagny at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (nRWPy)
Not a supermodel, but Farrah Fawcett probably had the most ficuses fouled than anyone. Pam Anderson probably a close second, or at least top 5.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joan Collins at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (5+EgH)
2018 is now a wash. If you dont sell you aint hurt!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: S.E. Cupp at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
--
GMTA. I burned out on Layla, but it is sure difficult to play and I respect that in music.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (7KFE8)
Look how even handed that is. It's not demanding that ALL Republicans stop campaigning.
Yet.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:24 PM (/9p9e)
Me too. You are the only other person I know who will admit it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (3iAUW)
violence against conservatives, they planted the bombs to try and even
the statistical score, so they could say both sides do it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 24, 2018 06:15 PM (7KFE
And they are jumping right on the blaming before they are proven wrong.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (imSgd)
Farrah Fawcett has to be in the running for the most spooge shot.
******
I always wanted to fix Farrah's fawcet.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (5I436)
Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM
It's good for ya, boy. Eat it!
Posted by: Cpl. Hicks at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (SN4NF)
===========================
I really think Wall Street and Silicon Valley are doing this on purpose. Just think, put in a few short sells, and you can upgrade to a Gulfstream 7.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (ty7RM)
I remember that poster well. So does the poor ficus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (f1Vqw)
+++++
I can't argue with you on that one, brother.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (0NAbP)
what would he do with it when he got it home? he'd need sort of, i don't know, shelf or something.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Joan Collins at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (xPJvm)
Funny (-ish) story.
Worked for a producer in Hollywood and in his Rolodex, on Jackie Collins' card, under title he had "Cunt."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (/9p9e)
The best part about the packages was "Fragile" and "Bomb Inside" written on them.
(Not really)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (5+EgH)
You can make a bomb that looks like a leg lamp.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (jWe5r)
The market losing 2.4% today and losing all 2018 gains is a much bigger story, politically.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:23 PM (5+EgH
Yeah, but how is Nike doing?
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (NWiLs)
Damn and I had to worry about stuck pages on Archie betty and veronica pages.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
This whole argument "You shouldn't do X, even though it's the right thing, because down the road Y might happen" is pernicious. It can be twisted to any end you desire. It grows out of the Left's pragmatism/relativism, "the end justifies the means", which they chose over objective standards of conduct.
"You shouldn't speak out against the press (even if the press is dishonest and deserves it) because this might encourage someone to send harmless boxes to them".
This is the same type of reasoning we see here and in Europe:
"You shouldn't imprison the Muslim groper, because this might encourage the belief that Islam is somehow a depraved ideology and that Muslims are barbaric and unfit for a civilized society. So let them free, even though it will lead to sex trafficking, rapes and murders".
I'd say, no, you must always do the right thing, and do not let leftists deter you by positing that it might cause someone else to do something bad. If someone else decides to do something horrible, that is their responsibility, the mere possibility should not deter you from doing what is right, and if they do commit some act of violence or whatever, then that should be dealt with at the time it is committed. It should not deter you from calling out the media from lying and slandering, it should not deter you from punishing Muslim criminals.
And I won't even bother going into all the leftist policies one could argue against using their own self-refuting principle "don't do X because someone might do Y in the future".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (3iAUW)
It's just overplayed to fucking death.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (/9p9e)
You've got Christie Brinkley and the other big SI Swimsuit gals from back in the '80s.
Young Publius fouled many a ficus to Elle "The Body" MacPherson.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (AllCR)
But Trump has to stop campaigning. Not any Democrats. Just the most
important player on the field for Republicans 12 days out from an
election.
Look how even handed that is. It's not demanding that ALL Republicans stop campaigning.
Yet.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (59GGI)
They can lick my girl balls... no fuking way that should happen.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (imSgd)
You can make a bomb that looks like a leg lamp.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (NWiLs)
"And a clock!"
- - Clock Boy
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (/9p9e)
I HATE Layla.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:24 PM (/9p9e)
Me too. You are the only other person I know who will admit it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (3iAUW)
I liked Lalya. For the first 700 times I heard it. That was about 4,000 times ago.
At least Christmas songs only get played for a month, now two months for those secondary, themed FM stations.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (UsCnO)
I now have an even more positive feeling that the Dems are going to lose and perhaps lose big in 2 weeks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (/9p9e)
I sure hope so. The Commies need to be thoroughly curb-stomped.
At the ballot box, I mean. Honest.
Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Lola at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: The S.E. Cupp Band at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: wth at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Fenrisulven at October 24, 2018 05:35 PM (rwbnf)
Mike Huckabee answered this on Life, Liberty and Levin a couple months ago. Trump's campaign was 100% self financed so he didn't owe anybody a fucking thing once in office, unlike everybody else. Huckabee said that the frustration of electing other Repukes and not a fucking thing changing is because they're bought and paid for by people who want the Uniparty agenda to proceed.
It was breathtaking in its simplicity but explained everything very effectively.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM (y7DUB)
These seem so feeble I'm not sure it wasn't DWS herself.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM (59GGI)
Young Publius fouled many a ficus to Elle "The Body" MacPherson.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (f1Vqw)
Ever see the movie "Sirens" about the painter Norman Lindsay? Elle's features feature prominently.
Good move too.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:25 PM (gmo/4)
Silly wabbit. Is not.
My grocery store is selling the best apples ever this year. They are absolutely amazing. I need to call and make sure they get them from the same supplier next year.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM (3iAUW)
The uniformity of messaging throughout Donk world is the dead giveaway that this was a staged op.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 05:52 PM (kT3/m)
This does have that post-Charlottesville vibe, where everybody was talking about gun control even though there were no guns involved. This is really about shutting the Donald up, deflecting the impression that the Dems encourage violence, and hand-waving the caravan.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM (NWiLs)
btw, you see the ads for the new zombie "Christmas" movie?
It's not even out yet and it's already "The Best Christmas Movie Ever!" and an "Instant Classic!" and the "#1 Christmas Hit!"
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (5+EgH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:24 PM (/9p9e)
What about Reprise as used as music on Goodfellas was best use of music EVA
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 24, 2018 06:26 PM (3iAUW)
It's just overplayed to fucking death.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:28 PM (/9p9e)
++++
I still think Layla is awesome even if overplayed. What are your thoughts on Stairway to Heaven and Freebird?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (imSgd)
Now if we had a cuck president we would be getting the 'suspending campaigns to safeguard the left' talk I am sure. Trump will, hopefully, just amp up the pressure - 5 campaigns a week!
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (AllCR)
thing, because down the road Y might happen" is pernicious. It can be
twisted to any end you desire. It grows out of the Left's
pragmatism/relativism, "the end justifies the means", which they chose
over objective standards of conduct.
---------------------
This is not new illogic for them. Remember how quickly they stopped reporting 911 to stop the "backlash" they imagined would happen?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
Huh..when does he get started?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (EzXDh)
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How hard would you laugh if Maxine Water's bomb was addressed to: Maxine Water's hair?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:32 PM (ty7RM)
"As I stared at my shoes
In the I.C.U.
That reeked of piss and 409"
Band and Song?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron
Those liberal chicks from Austin in 1950's outfits singing about Beto Without a Super Pac?
Posted by: Hands at October 24, 2018 06:32 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:24 PM (/9p9e)
What about Reprise as used as music on Goodfellas was best use of music EVA
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (JFO2v
Hate say this but, meh. I dug the movie but so, okay. Layla with Johnny Roast Beef dead.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:32 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:32 PM (r9UYA)
besides Layla, did the Derek and the Dominoes have another hit? Posted by: Soothsayer SLX --
Bet you didn't think I knew how to rock and roll
Oh, I got the boogie -woogie right down in my very soul
There ain't no need for me to be a wallflower
Cause now I'm living on blues power
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:32 PM (TAmPV)
Betty Grable surely wins for "Most Spooge." And she wasn't even that
great-looking. She simply was in the right place at the right moment in
history, and became THE wank-off model for every man in WWII -- the
phase of history when men were most separated from their girlfriends and
wives.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
How do you know this stuff?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:32 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM (NWiLs)
good call blame Trump then sort it out. Bernie Bro tried to kill house repub leaders *crickets*
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (AllCR)
I've been expecting it for a long time.
Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (sdi6R)
Hey Everyone,
The next post is the #1 Ace Post of All-Time!
Critics Agree the next post by Ace is 2018's best!
The next post, which doesn't exist yet, is already a classic hit!
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (5+EgH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 24, 2018 06:30 PM
*****
Also why Gerald Ford was effective in his short run (and could survive the fallout of pardoning Nixon. Ford was a party man, but he didn't run for VP. Got to President with few debts.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (5I436)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
"I said shaddup!"
- - Stanislaus Kusava
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (/9p9e)
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You did not ask me, but I hate Stairway to Heaven. Stupid song.
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl)
At least Christmas songs only get played for a month, now two months for those secondary, themed FM stations.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 24, 2018 06:29 PM (UsCnO)
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Can same the same about "Free Bird," "Stairway to Heaven," etc.
There is not a classic rock station out there that does not have those three on permanent rotation.
Uggh.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (SN4NF)
Think I'm going to miss it, going swimming, but would like to see what he says at the WI rally. Will rely on Moron News and/or replays to find out.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (QDnY+)
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2018/10/24/civility-
new-york-times-now-printing-fantasies-of-presiden
t-trump-being-assassinated-with-help-of-secret-service/
Posted by: Chris Krispy Kreme at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (kRSP9)
Huh..when does he get started?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM
Sorry, Bob, you can't have any. Friends don't let friends consume rotten foodstuffs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (AllCR)
I've been expecting it for a long time.
Posted by: rickl at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (sdi6R)
Do you think the average voter gives a shit? Of course pensions and such are affected by this crap. But still.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (/9p9e)
Betty Grable surely wins for "Most Spooge." And she wasn't even that
great-looking. She simply was in the right place at the right moment in
history, and became THE wank-off model for every man in WWII -- the
phase of history when men were most separated from their girlfriends and
wives.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
How do you know this stuff?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Betty Grable? Everyone knows about Betty Grable being the #1 pinup girl of the 1940s. That's not even "trivia" -- that's basic historical knowledge.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (5+EgH)
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We play all the hits!
Posted by: Pennywise for your thoughts at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM (qC1Sy)
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You did not ask me, but I hate Stairway to Heaven. Stupid song.
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl)
Big Led Zeppelin fan but even I try to avoid the tune.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM (/9p9e)
Stairway To Heaven is the most beautiful song ever.
Every Led Zeppelin song is excellent and amazing.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM (5+EgH)
- - Stanislaus Kusava
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:33 PM
ISWYDT, Sgt. Sefton
Posted by: Harry Shapiro > Ben Shapiro at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
I would have thought is was Aisha and the billion followers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM (JFO2v)
- - Stanislaus Kusava
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
AoS: Come for the insightful analysis, stay for the Stalag 17 quotes!
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: torabora at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (ctuyM)
Yeah thanks D, my IQ is tanking the older i get. i don't need any help.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM
Hi there!
Posted by: The "Hot Dog" song at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (SN4NF)
- - Stanislaus Kusava
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
AoS: Come for the insightful analysis, stay for the Stalag 17 quotes!
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (c+2jX)
"Betty... Betty..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (/9p9e)
Stairway To Heaven is the most beautiful song ever.
Every Led Zeppelin song is excellent and amazing.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM (5+EgH)
junk
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)
great-looking. She simply was in the right place at the right moment in
history, and became THE wank-off model for every man in WWII -- the
phase of history when men were most separated from their girlfriends and
wives.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
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Naw.
Rita Hayworth
Posted by: Chris Krispy Kreme at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (kRSP9)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (SN4NF)
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Oh no, that song was killed long before that came around. This merely did in the zombie curse of that song.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (mntuw)
Betty Grable? Everyone knows about Betty Grable
being the #1 pinup girl of the 1940s. That's not even "trivia" -- that's
basic historical knowledge.
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:34 PM (c+2jX)
lol...huh. My dad was in love with Lena Horne.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (EzXDh)
Just look at Christie Brinkley. At 64, teenage boys are still fouling the ficus to her.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6209189
You know, I thought Sailor was the better looking of Christie's daughter, but damn there, it's Alexa by miles.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Spot the Middle Eastern
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (T4oHT)
There is not a classic rock station out there that does not have those three on permanent rotation.
Uggh.
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I seriously think that's so the overnight DJ can go pinch one off while they play.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (ty7RM)
Bohemian Rhapsody as well.
And Crazy Train.
And Iron Man.
All songs I once liked, BTW.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (a0I
OH MY !
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:27 PM (NWiLs)
Must be Italian!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (mntuw)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM
******
Ha!
That's funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (5I436)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (5+EgH)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:32 PM (TAmPV)
Wasn't that off Clapton's solo album? Tell the Truth, a faster version without Duane Allman, was released as a single by Derek and the Dominoes.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (a0IVu)
Friends don't let friends play ukuleles.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Fritz at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM
Hi there!
Posted by: The "Hot Dog" song at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (SN4NF)
My favorite group of all time bar none. But In Through the Out Door was pathetic. Two songs at best for me - Carouselambra and I'm Gonna Crawl.
When Coda came out, I kind of thought Wearing and Tearing was pretty decent.
BY THE WAY... There is an unreleased instrumental they did which I only recently heard called "10 ribs & all/carrot pod pod" which is just so incredible and hinted perhaps at better things to come had Bonham lived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg3TKuTFwDs
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 24, 2018 06:19 PM (ujg0T)
Some dyke in Human Resources OK'd her, so I'm thinking not too much. But, vaginal secretions is a whole other question.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM
Hi there!
Posted by: The "Hot Dog" song at October 24, 2018 06:36 PM (SN4NF)
++++
Remember when there was the "backmasking" Satan lyrics bullshit in the 1980's. My girlfriends mom completely believed if you played Led Zep backwards on your turntable you'd hear praises to Satan. I told her, Have you ever listened to the Lemon Song played forward. There's all the perversion of our youth you need, lady!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM (2sCft)
A friend of mine who plays the ukelele, was providing musical entertainment at a retirement community picnic and played 'Stairway to heaven'. Some of the senior citizens at the picnic were not amused. Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (a0I
They were expecting Tiny Bubbles
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Jake Tappers Underballs at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (po5QR)
Posted by: S.E. Cupp at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Jeb ! at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (786Ro)
Who's missing? Bernie and Pelosi
So, my guess is the perp is a BernieBro counting on the Dems taking the House.
Posted by: cool breeze at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 24, 2018 06:38 PM (f1Vqw)
I do not think Sailor is doing herself any favors in the attire dept with those pics.
She looks like she is going for the Wednesday Addams look.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (mntuw)
"You know you're getting old when you hear 'Stairway to Heaven' on the easy listening station."
Check, that's happened.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (xzqr4)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6209189
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That one on the left is going to be gorgeous when she grows up.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:35 PM (/9p9e)
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For whatever reason, I love "When the Levee Breaks."
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: LizLem at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (hvf9s)
That title is familiar to me.
*clicks on youtube*
*searches stairway to heaven* Thank you auto complete
*clicks*
*clicks*
oh, that one
*closes tab three seconds later*
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (oYD2h)
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And their absolute masterpiece IMHO, "Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?" Was never on an album: It was on the "b" side single of "The Immigrant Song". Weird, huh? Now, go explain to your teenager's what a "single" was.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (ty7RM)
there's a local music store that always has a "ukulele sale" sign in front of it. i'm tempted to go in and talk to them about it, but i'm afraid mrs. chronda would wield the thing like weapon.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 24, 2018 06:42 PM (5I436)
"You know you're getting old when you hear 'Stairway to Heaven' on the easy listening station."
Check, that's happened.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 24, 2018 06:40 PM (SN4NF)
That happened to me when I think I heard Aerosmith Dream On on Muzak in a supermarket.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)
Okay - 500 post thread winner right there...
Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2018 06:42 PM (OjnQU)
337
They sound just like Eric Clapton.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:22 PM (5+EgH)
Eric Clapner!
-- Sturgeon General What's-Her-Face
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 06:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jake Tappers Underballs at October 24, 2018 06:42 PM (po5QR)
She came in through the bathroom window.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at October 24, 2018 06:42 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:37 PM (a0IVu)
I would have been the Belushi character going whoopass on Steven Bishop in Animal House!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 24, 2018 06:43 PM (fYi9j)
Posted by: free tibet at October 24, 2018 06:43 PM (NpvYf)
BY THE WAY... There is an unreleased instrumental they did which I only
recently heard called "10 ribs all/carrot pod pod" which is just
so incredible and hinted perhaps at better things to come had Bonham
lived.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg3TKuTFwDs
This is nice.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:43 PM (5+EgH)
Posted by: kallisto at October 24, 2018 06:43 PM (S44lC)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 24, 2018 06:43 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:43 PM (5+EgH)
Of course it's Jones driven. Quite beautiful and so very un-Led Zeppelin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (bUjCl)
"ukulele sale" sign in front of it. i'm tempted to go in and talk to
them about it, but i'm afraid mrs. chronda would wield the thing like
weapon.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (NmR1a)
Be careful. You cant just get one. I have 4 and I just started playing a coupla years ago. I threaten Heidi that i want to get good enough to go busking when we travel.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at October 24, 2018 06:42 PM (Tyii7)
she said she always been a dancer
work a fifteen clubs a day
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (JFO2v)
Death Cab for Cutie
Posted by: free tibet at October 24, 2018 06:43 PM (NpvYf)
Ding. Ding. Ding. Yep, "What Sarah Said".
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 24, 2018 06:41 PM (NmR1a)
Every music store has a ukulele sale sign in front of it. I don't know when this started but it creeps me the hell out. It's like some kind of mirror universe music fad where I can't go into a store without them trying to talk me into becoming the next cocaine-fueled kazoo god or something.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)
479 469 The best thing Gallagher ever said in concert:
"I'm refunding everyone's admission fees -- 2X what you paid!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (5+EgH)
Since I've Been Loving You is my favorite Zeppelin song. I think it's also Pages's best solo
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Hawai'i Judge No. 3 at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (ctuyM)
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Good summary of the essential problem.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 24, 2018 06:46 PM (xzqr4)
-GP
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (r9UYA)
Ahh...mittens is right on cue; stepping into McCain's role.
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:46 PM (a0IVu)
Waiting to hear actual expert, public conclusions based on analysis of "devices".
Would seem, based on what we know, they are laughably amateur fakes.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2018 06:46 PM (QDnY+)
Never-Trumper Mitt Romney: Hate Acts Follow Hate Speech
-GP
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (r9UYA)
I would not mind at all the R's not having that seat if it means I don't have to listen to the Willard's thoughts on a regular basis.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2018 06:46 PM (imSgd)
494 Never-Trumper Mitt Romney: Hate Acts Follow Hate Speech
Take your Goody Two Shoes schtick and shove it, Mitt.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 06:47 PM (pNxlR)
Waiting to hear actual expert, public conclusions based on analysis of "devices".
Would seem, based on what we know, they are laughably amateur fakes.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 24, 2018 06:46 PM (QDnY+)
+++++
And instead of metal nails and steel ball bearings, they filled it with Styrofoam shipping peanuts for shrapnel.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:48 PM (2sCft)
I have no musical talent but always thought the ukelele might be a fun instrument ..relaxing.
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (a0IVu)
It is! Heidi wanted one because it made her happy but hand problems so i got hers. Put a low G string on hers for the blues. Want to have fun? Listen to Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain. Amazing. They do everything. One of my favs is Psycho Killer. Yeppers...and Shaft theme. They are a riot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:48 PM (EzXDh)
494 Never-Trumper Mitt Romney: Hate Acts Follow Hate Speech
Take your Goody Two Shoes schtick and shove it, Mitt.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 06:47 PM (pNxlR)
Go baptise dead muslims and jews and STFU!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:48 PM (JFO2v)
As long as you do it in the privacy of your own car. Sometimes these people take off and start singing to some musak in a store...silly.
Posted by: runner at October 24, 2018 06:49 PM (bUjCl)
This includes you, Mittens.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 24, 2018 06:49 PM (W4d0T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 24, 2018 06:49 PM (Fh8wK)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at October 24, 2018 06:49 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM (2sCft)
Oh boy. I grew up right smack dab in the middle of all that. Every record played backward gave you satanic messages, playing D&D was going to lead to devil-worship and murder, and everything from He-Man to Pokemon to the fucking Smurfs was the tool of de debbil.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:49 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 24, 2018 06:50 PM (kT3/m)
Ain't that the truth.
Posted by: Tuna at October 24, 2018 06:50 PM (jm1YL)
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Thanks, but I say we keep the 1st Amendment no matter what those illegals and urban kids call me. Sticks and stones and what not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 24, 2018 06:50 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 24, 2018 06:50 PM (qM84C)
And the head of all that crazy was Al Gore's wife. True story.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 24, 2018 06:50 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 24, 2018 06:50 PM (Fh8wK)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 24, 2018 06:50 PM
[wookiee howling noises]
Posted by: Michelle Obama at October 24, 2018 06:51 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:48 PM (JFO2v)
THIS I have never understood. You have to choose to believe in Jesus Christ. It is not something that can be chosen for you. Its that whole "whosoever believeth in me shall have eternal life" thing.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 24, 2018 06:51 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 24, 2018 06:51 PM (5+EgH)
http://redstatewatcher.com/article.asp?id=140454
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:51 PM (a0IVu)
494 Never-Trumper Mitt Romney: Hate Acts Follow Hate Speech
Take your Goody Two Shoes schtick and shove it, Mitt.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 06:47 PM (pNxlR)
Subtle innuendoes follow
There must be something inside
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: 10,000 HOMO DJS at October 24, 2018 06:52 PM (eFwDi)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 24, 2018 06:50 PM (SN4NF)
+++++
Good old Tipper Gore and the Muthas of Prevention!!
Good times! Give 'em hell, Zappa.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:52 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM (2sCft)
Oh boy. I grew up right smack dab in the middle of all that. Every record played backward gave you satanic messages, playing D&D was going to lead to devil-worship and murder, and everything from He-Man to Pokemon to the fucking Smurfs was the tool of de debbil.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
and who
and who???
Tipper Gore and the Dems! Republicans were trying to fix the Carter economic wreck so Dems rolled out anti rock in roll. TFF
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 24, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
of it. I don't know when this started but it creeps me the hell out.
It's like some kind of mirror universe music fad where I can't go into a
store without them trying to talk me into becoming the next
cocaine-fueled kazoo god or something.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)
Hey!! huh...wait.
*googles Professional Kazoo.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:52 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 24, 2018 06:52 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:48 PM (2sCft)
Vermiculite. That stuff gets everywhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 24, 2018 06:52 PM (mntuw)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (r9UYA)
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So maybe the POS should cool it with all the hate speech he has thrown around himself.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 24, 2018 06:52 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:53 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Archer at October 24, 2018 06:53 PM (gmo/4)
--
Back in the day when I listened to Rush Limbaugh while driving, he used to set me off, from time to time, and I would start shouting at the windshield.
Then I would look around to see if any of the other drivers had noticed. Lucky for me, no one did.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 24, 2018 06:53 PM (oYD2h)
all that. Every record played backward gave you satanic messages,
playing DD was going to lead to devil-worship and murder, and
everything from He-Man to Pokemon to the fucking Smurfs was the tool of
de debbil.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 24, 2018 06:49 PM (NWiLs)
Paul is dead.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:53 PM (EzXDh)
Great movie, but come on! We always knew it was the Man from Glad who done it. Small trivia note, his brother played the Thing in "The Thing" and was the lead in "Gunsmoke!" Name that guy!
Posted by: Boswell at October 24, 2018 06:53 PM (OjnQU)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:54 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 24, 2018 06:45 PM (pNxlR)
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I agree.
Posted by: carrot top at October 24, 2018 06:54 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: zombie at October 24, 2018 06:31 PM (c+2jX)
I could tell you stories.
Posted by: Harry James at October 24, 2018 06:54 PM (rxtQa)
-GP
Posted by: Under Fire at October 24, 2018 06:44 PM (r9UYA)
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I don't recall him condemning the Kavanaugh unhinged mobs from the Left.
Maybe someone should ask him why.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 24, 2018 06:54 PM (hECVl)
This isn't about you.
Oh I know YOU got a bomb, but the bomb was addressed to John Brennan who actually works for MSNBC. So the bomber is apparently an idiot. he wasn't targeting you. At all. So Trump's rhetoric about you has...nothing to do with any of this. Zip zero, nada. The bomber doesn't give a shit about you. I know it hurts, but sometimes, we have to accept that maybe the news isn't just about how CNN is feeling today.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at October 24, 2018 06:54 PM (ABH6n)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 24, 2018 06:54 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 24, 2018 06:39 PM
Remember Oingo Boingo they intentionally put in some backwards lyrics that said DRINK MORE MILK
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 24, 2018 06:55 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 24, 2018 06:55 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at October 24, 2018 06:55 PM (Tyii7)
Nothing quite lays down a thunderin', kick-ass jam like a ukulele.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always sings... at October 24, 2018 06:55 PM (Tyii7)
lol. YouTube Metallica on ukulele.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 24, 2018 06:56 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 24, 2018 06:56 PM (49nKz)
and who
and who???
Tipper Gore and the Dems! Republicans were trying to fix the Carter economic wreck so Dems rolled out anti rock in roll. TFF
Along Came Jones!!
Posted by: free tibet at October 24, 2018 06:57 PM (lK7fO)
************
Thanks Utah for bringing the stupid as usual.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 24, 2018 06:59 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 24, 2018 07:02 PM (xzqr4)
http://redstatewatcher.com/article.asp?id=140454
Posted by: IC at October 24, 2018 06:51 PM (a0IVu)
That's a relief, for a second there I thought they were coming to the USA.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at October 24, 2018 07:43 PM (1FhAQ)
Yet the the Dems/MSM seem disturbingly confident that this will not be exposed as a leftist hoax. Which would indicate the fix is in and has been planned to aT, including the investigators. Or they found some genuine right wing nutcase and goaded him into this somehow.
Posted by: Ripley at October 24, 2018 08:07 PM (NbRJx)
https://youtu.be/3iS3R97kpKA
Posted by: Skip at October 24, 2018 08:08 PM (T4oHT)
I mean, isn't it stunning that after all of the Democrat threats and Democrat violence there is suddenly a bunch of radical right wing actions? Whomever is doing this I do hope they find out -- but truly before the election if possible. All the actions of the Democrats point to their doing this for votes, but the guilty must be found out so that somebody can point to the guilty and not let the Democrats get away with it. If it is some Trump supporter who has gone insane and is trying to defeat Trump, he needs to be exposed for that. I hope that the media will actually help find out who or what group this is.
Posted by: Keith Vlasak at October 24, 2018 08:09 PM (ImzEz)
Posted by: Chipster at October 24, 2018 08:30 PM (9oiQR)
Want to make her VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY upset?
Remind her that if she travels out of the country, a passport is required to re-enter.
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