#WokeFactor9: Leftists Now Praising Hitler In Order to Show Hitler Was Better Than Trump



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:54 PM




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1 The fridge has been nuked.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2018 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

2 Was Hitler ever even married?

Posted by: Craig at October 23, 2018 04:54 PM (n1JXg)

3 lurker 1st?

Posted by: mog smash at October 23, 2018 04:54 PM (KTDWH)

4 Top 10?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 04:55 PM (dnQ1L)

5 oh well back to my cave

Posted by: mog smash at October 23, 2018 04:55 PM (KTDWH)

6 Posted by: Craig at October 23, 2018 04:54 PM (n1JXg)

For about half an hour. Soviets crashed the reception.

Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at October 23, 2018 04:55 PM (6HWvp)

7 Event Horizon

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 23, 2018 04:55 PM (9HuGt)

8

They've got nothin' so they try to outdo each other with the nastiest they can think of. Then they go to their cocktail parties and pubs and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2018 04:55 PM (2I4LM)

9 Wow.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 23, 2018 04:55 PM (myjNJ)

10 7ty

Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2018 04:55 PM (FhXTo)

11 I'm just gonna sit back and laugh.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 04:55 PM (dnQ1L)

12 The SS had some damn, fine snappy uniforms too !!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Historical Irony Critic ... at October 23, 2018 04:56 PM (AoK0a)

13 Hitler was married for approx. 24 hours

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 23, 2018 04:56 PM (9HuGt)

14 I think Hitler committing genocide is a pretty key difference.

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at October 23, 2018 04:56 PM (p1BAr)

15 Hitler's mustache was just hair.
It's not clear if the Golden Scalp Weasel is even terrestrial in origin.

Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2018 04:56 PM (FhXTo)

16 you know, if trump said this, it'd be "OMG he loves General Lee" all over agin.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 04:56 PM (7J5t2)

17 "key"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 23, 2018 04:56 PM (LWu6U)

18 Please tell me Florida is not going to elect a socialist ass clown who wants to enact an income tax!

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (trMj1)

19 what's odd is this guy doesn't even have a blue checkmark..what the fuck twitter? This is your bag, baby

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (7J5t2)

20

Ah, to see obama or hillary's face on that hitler subtitled meme with some nice choice pre-hitler words.

I approve this message. Brought to you by the Democrat Party.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (2I4LM)

21 The Idiocy has just gone plaid.

Actually, the Democrat's only speed is plaid now, so nothing new.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (6eEQ+)

22 As mentioned last thread, these people need to be mocked into oblivion.

Reason won't work with the brainless.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (72PAC)

23 Hitler's wife?

Oh yeah it was hard to cheat in the few hours between the marriage and the suicide.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (4ErVI)

24 Please tell me Florida is not going to elect a socialist ass clown who wants to enact an income tax!

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lolz

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (7J5t2)

25

Aber beklecker nicht das Sofa, Sofa!

Posted by: Tom Stranger, Interdimensional Insurance Salesman at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (imv4C)

26 Trump just fires people when he's had enough. Hitler liked to string people up by piano wire.

Posted by: fly gal at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (8TdcF)

27 Hitler killed ( or ordered the death of ) his niece Gelli Raubal, who he was schuptping

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (9HuGt)

28 Hitler was a Socialist, Trump wasn't. Hey, you're right- Hitler was better!

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (98WNR)

29

They are all hanging on the cliff and Trump is about to stomp on the few fingers barely hanging on.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (2I4LM)

30 We could make the second look at Nationalist Socialism, but they've been there a looooong time.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (yL25O)

31 For about half an hour. Soviets crashed the reception.

Early ThreaDWinner candidate.

Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (FhXTo)

32 Oh.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (ZfNws)

33 Well, especially when you consider all the millions of people Trump has killed in the death camps, Trump is clearly worse than Hitler.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (2sCft)

34 I think Hitler committing genocide is a pretty key difference.
Posted by: scooter (not libby)


Shut up!

Posted by: They explained ... at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (AoK0a)

35 joke, that is. We coudl make the joke.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 04:58 PM (yL25O)

36 We have officially passed the Godwin's law event horizon.........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 23, 2018 04:59 PM (JUOKG)

37

The #winning still feels like a dream.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2018 04:59 PM (2I4LM)

38 Marge schott was forced to sell the reds for a supposed hitler supporting statement. Lets see what happens to this guy

Posted by: BigZesty at October 23, 2018 04:59 PM (Uzdze)

39 The fridge has been nuked.


Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2018 04:54 PM

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The Penguins are in the refrigerator, repeat, the refrigerator. They are not under the bed.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 23, 2018 04:59 PM (JUOKG)

40 Godwin just put this guy's beer down and left the internetz.

Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (FhXTo)

41 Trump cannot even make the trains run on time. I don't think he even likes 'em.

So worse than Hitler.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (6eEQ+)

42 Hitler had a cool mustache and Trump doesn't.

Posted by: RGallegos at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (cj1Xj)

43 The Enviro's have long known that Hitler's regime was about the first Government to ever openly pursue Environmentalism as a goal. They fetishized the Natural World, just like the Enviros do today, and of course they rather enjoyed the part about killing anyone who messed up the parts they liked. Like Enviros wish they could do today.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)

44 Woke = fucking retarded, apparently.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (4Hf9E)

45 It had to happen sooner or later..
The left finally outright admitting that Hitler was a leftist and they admire him. I just didn't think I would witness it since they've been trying to make Nazism and Hitler right wingers for 50 years.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (myjNJ)

46 Hilter never dropped an atom bomb. Trump nukes Twitter on a biweekly basis.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (yL25O)

47 The level of stupidity on the other side is staggering. That they have captured so many states is an amazement.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (sX1BW)

48 You know, if you look past that whole gassing Jews thing, Hitler was just another guy trying to make the best of life.

Posted by: Jwest at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (/roJx)

49 This is sickening. I remember when you couldn't even do a " Who was worse, Stalin or Hitler?" discussion because the Left loved Uncle Joe. Now Trump--who has killed not a single person is compared unfavorable to that Vegan mass murderer....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (NFEMn)

50 florida with an income tax would be hilarious. all the ((new yorkers)) who move there to avoid paying taxes would get ass raped thanks to PDT's anti-blue state tax law. A very bad time to create an income tax.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (7J5t2)

51
They're almost the same. Hitler murdered Jews , Trumps daughter married one.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (TAmPV)

52 Top 100, I'm sofa king not tired of winning!

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king tired of this fecal matter show at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (8ZeGS)

53 Another unhinged loon. Bartlett also tweeted this gem: Soros is a prominent Jew much hated by Trump supporters.

WTF?

Posted by: Cheri at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (oiNtH)

54 Shark jumping Fonzie is shaking his head at this guy.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (yL25O)

55 Hitler was just another guy trying to make the best of life.

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Hitler also considered himself a globalist that wanted to look past borders.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (7J5t2)

56 Should we call this "Marge Schotting?"

Posted by: Buzzion at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (zRwJ/)

57 The woke crowd wouldnt have lasted long in the work camps.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (4Hf9E)

58 38 Marge schott was forced to sell the reds for a supposed hitler supporting statement. Lets see what happens to this guy
Posted by: BigZesty
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He'll be forced to buy the Reds?

Posted by: Furious George at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (9vQJW)

59 wow

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (LISuA)

60 Hitler and Obama had their own little symbols. Trump doesn't.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (nIvDu)

61

Are they now saying "Hitler was a rightwinger" is a good thing? I'm getting confused.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (2I4LM)

62 Wall Street Journo dude.

You know, the 'smart set.' Our Betters (tm). The Experts.

No greater examples of unearned arrogance.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (c07y/)

63 let's not forget that Bruce is probably an NPC running a new script.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (7J5t2)

64 So Trump is now officially Worse Than Hitler? Pretty impressive for only two years into his presidency.

Posted by: rickl at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (xjiRE)

65 Hitler never repealed net neutrality.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (xQfPr)

66 2 Was Hitler ever even married?
Posted by: Craig

He married his mistress, Eva Braun, when it was obvious all was lost, then they killed themselves, probably to avoid being taken by the Russians, who really hated the nazis.

All in all, being dumped by a billionaire husband, and getting a shit ton of money in the settlement, seems like a better deal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (+lVUW)

67 He left out that Hitler was never a puppet of the Russian dictator, either!

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (lzJqG)

68 At least the media is saying Trump is as bad as right winger Atilla the Hunt. Jury still out on Tamerlane.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (Q6JD/)

69 This level of madness is going to force a response. They're talking themselves into a place where they will try something massively ill advised and people will get hurt or killed.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (AM1GF)

70 Hitler liked dogs. Obama liked to eat dogs.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (DXuV/)

71 41 Trump cannot even make the trains run on time. I don't think he even likes 'em.

So worse than Hitler.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 23, 2018 05:00 PM (6eEQ+)

On the other hand PDT doesn't pack trains with Jooz and send them to death camps...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (NWiLs)

72 It's the reverse of the Norm MacDonald joke. The more they read about Hitler, the more they like him.

Posted by: Trich at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (7wCmd)

73 Hitler and Obama were both artistes. Trump isn't.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (nIvDu)

74 Hitler also murdered 6 million Jews. WTF is the left trying to achieve?

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (a0IVu)

75 Hitler never grabbed anyone by the pussy

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (NFEMn)

76 For the Left, Hitler's greatest sin was opposing the Bolsheviks.

For many, that was his only sin.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (LWu6U)

77 Is not as bad as.. sheesh

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (Q6JD/)

78 53 Another unhinged loon. Bartlett also tweeted this gem: Soros is a prominent Jew much hated by Trump supporters.

WTF?
Posted by: Cheri
________

The Associated Press describes Soros as a "philanthropist."

Posted by: Furious George at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (9vQJW)

79 Sick mentally deranged shit.


Serious question? What has President Trump done that was Nazi like or Fascist?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (0OmEj)

80 Binary choice.

Hitler or Pro-Life.

So, Hitler.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (2I4LM)

81 I think taking this guy seriously is what hitler would have wanted.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:04 PM (7J5t2)

82 Did Hitler ever describe himself as a "White Nationalist".

Posted by: Jwest at October 23, 2018 05:04 PM (/roJx)

83 69 This level of madness is going to force a response. They're talking themselves into a place where they will try something massively ill advised and people will get hurt or killed.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (AM1GF)

As long as we can hurt or kill them back.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 23, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

84 For about half an hour. Soviets crashed the reception.
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When they announce, "1st Belorussian Front, party of 75000", it really puts a strain on hors d'oeuvres service.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2018 05:04 PM (bZ76Y)

85 Hitler also murdered 6 million Jews. WTF is the left trying to achieve?
Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (a0IVu)

It's almost as though they want Trump to complete Hitler's goal.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:04 PM (NFEMn)

86 The modern liberal government domestic policy platform is pretty much a rehashed version of Italy and German from the 30s.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2018 05:04 PM (eSx+E)

87 So if Hitler and Trump were the choices in an election, Hitler would now be the better choice?

And being compared to Hitler is actually a compliment?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at October 23, 2018 05:04 PM (fq72/)

88 Hitler also had his dog Blondi given a cyanide capsule so he could be sure his own capsule would work. The dog died in agony in seconds.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (3C9q2)

89 Are they now saying "Hitler was a rightwinger" is a good thing? I'm getting confused.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (2I4LM)

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This has always been their claim, despite National Socialist Workers Party as the start for the Nazi party.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (I16G8)

90 These people are hopeless. Put them out of their misery.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (4Hf9E)

91
Hitler was a Nationalist, and a Patriot, who was just trying to save his people from Wall Street Bankers.

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (oYD2h)

92 Tell Dexater we've gone full circle.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (FHOK8)

93 Come on Hitler just wanted a little Lebensraum for him people.

Posted by: wrg500 at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (WgCY5)

94 Hitler had a higher than 47% approval rating.

Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (nIvDu)

95 Say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (gC2IV)

96 88 Hitler also had his dog Blondi given a cyanide capsule so he could be sure his own capsule would work. The dog died in agony in seconds.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (3C9q2)

Ugh. That is just horrible. Everything about Hitler is horrible.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

97
We need another Downfall parody:

Hitler learns Hitler is compared favorably to Trump.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (f1Vqw)

98 Hitler killed 16 million people, Trump gave 4 million people jobs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (xGt2P)

99 Another unhinged loon. Bartlett also tweeted this gem: Soros is a prominent Jew much hated by Trump supporters.

***


Soros is best known for being "adopted" by a non-Jewish family in the business of confiscating Jewish property in WWII Hungary.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (eSx+E)

100 Hitler's favorite quote


"kiene Rosen ohne Dornen"

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (9HuGt)

101 Hitler was an artist!

Posted by: Furious George at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (9vQJW)

102 Let me tell you this. Und you're hearing it straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Trump. He was a better dresser than Trump. He told funnier jokes than Trump. Und he could dance the pants off of Trump!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (OLCnA)

103 This level of madness is going to force a response. They're talking themselves into a place where they will try something massively ill advised and people will get hurt or killed.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Ok.

Then they get put down like the rabid dogs they are.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (dnQ1L)

104
Hitler never grabbed anyone by the pussy



Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (NFEMn)


#MeToo

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (TAmPV)

105 hitler helped many caravans of young men try to find better jobs around the world.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (7J5t2)

106 For the Left, Hitler's greatest sin was opposing the Bolsheviks.

For many, that was his only sin.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 23, 2018 05:03 PM (LWu6U)

THIS.

From the moment Molotov-Ribentrop was signed to the second Hitler invaded the USSR, the Left was a de facto ally of Hitler--because Uncle Joe was.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (NFEMn)

107 And Bruce Bartlett gives blow jobs, and Trump does not.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (UsCnO)

108 USNtakim: "Serious question? What has President Trump done that was Nazi like or Fascist?"

Serious answer: Not A Damned Thing

Anyone who is not Progressive is fashionably NAZI.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (6eEQ+)

109 Juan Williams is right about hatred. I hate him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (aKsyK)

110 The next thing farther to the worse than racist is Nazi.
The next thing farther to the worse than Nazi is the ultimate Nazi, Hitler.

We're now seeing an attempt to define a new farther to the worse than Hitler.

It appears no one on the Left has read Lovecraft.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (ctuyM)

111 Hitler thought that the Taco Bowl at Trump Tower sucked ass.

Posted by: Furious George at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (9vQJW)

112 This was inevitable as all hell. I was just waiting, napping, knowing it was coming.

Posted by: klaftern at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (RuIsu)

113
Hyper bolas is way more better than Calvin ball.

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (oYD2h)

114 When the Left loves Hitler...

My brain cramped just typing that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (Avxwt)

115 I haven't yet met the "I'm a REAL conservative but I hate Trump and want to see him defeated and Democrats back in power"

I know these people exist as a handful of nobody writers and radio personalities, but I haven't met them in real life.

Posted by: Blago at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (UfkIY)

116 It's looking like this caravan is going swell to even greater numbers, I bet it grows to 16 or 20k by the time it reaches the border.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (kT3/m)

117 Hitler killed a lot more than 16 million with his global war of aggression.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (4Hf9E)

118 Unlike Trump, Pol Pot wasn't a reality TV star.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (sX1BW)

119 We need another Downfall parody:

Hitler learns Hitler is compared favorably to Trump.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (f1Vqw)

LOL

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (NFEMn)

120 If the GOP keeps the House and increases in the Senate, will Ace have a blog party?!

Posted by: Jmel at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (OxhNm)

121 If nothing else, but truthfully, there is a great deal, PDTs greatest gift to us is he has driven the left certifiably mentally ill.

I love this Man, he fights!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (9rIkM)

122 Fuck this. I'm out.

Posted by: Steiner at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (NWiLs)

123 Hitler should definitely get the credit for Adenauer's economic miracle.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (NpvYf)

124 Do you think Obama wanted to find out who had pre-existing conditions to prepare for the eventual euthanasia of defectives?

That's the way I would get them to reveal their maladies.

"Sure, we'll treat you. Just step into this disinfection shower."

Posted by: Jwest at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (/roJx)

125 Does that genius Bruce Bartlett understand that Obama it is almost a sure thing that Obama had a ghost writer, as did JFK? They all do it.
And JFK got a Pulitzer, for Sorenson's work.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (+lVUW)

126 Trump let his daughter marry a Jew and become a Jew.

Hitler murdered six million Jews.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (fqUgw)

127 OT, but now it's 14,000 in the caravan marching towards the southern border of Mexico. I am getting real sick of these assholes.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

128 Soros is about as Jewish as a pork hot dog is a Kosher Jew.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (AllCR)

129 Amd why should any of these whinybabies be taken seriously?

I bet none of them even have a body count.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (kZKW3)

130 They're going to come to blows on the Five.


JUAAAAN needs smacked.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (kT3/m)

131 Hack. It's been done before by a Seinfeld writer. "Bush just wants to get rich, at least Hitler wanted to help the German people."

https://tinyurl.com/y7hzo6tm

Not an original thought among them. Their side is so attractive.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (76Nxz)

132 38
Marge schott was forced to sell the reds for a supposed hitler supporting statement. Lets see what happens to this guy

Posted by: BigZesty at October 23, 2018 04:59 PM (Uzdze)

Marge Schott was not a Democrat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (UsCnO)

133 To be fair when your goal is to rule the world as Leftists do Hitler being a Socalist is pretty high up there.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (T4oHT)

134 Before Operation Barbarossa, the left in Europe decried Churchill as a warmongering Germanophobe. Then Stalin told them to knock it off and they did.

Which I guess they've started doing again anyway.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (eSx+E)

135 Key difference between Stalin and Trump, Stalin never threatened the media. *

* Just killed them.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (sX1BW)

136 Duke Lowell: "Say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler."

Bravo. I read that in Norm MacDonald Voice and it gets sublime.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (6eEQ+)

137 Well of course Hitler was nice, not like that big meanie Trump.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (EzXDh)

138 Godwin just put this guy's beer down and left the internetz.

Actually the real Mike Godwin has stated that his law doesn't apply to Trump because Trump is worse than anyone could ever have imagined.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 23, 2018 05:09 PM (ZGrMX)

139 You know who else likes Hitler better than Trump?
George Soros.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (dMvl+)

140 OT, but now it's 14,000 in the caravan marching towards the southern border of Mexico. I am getting real sick of these assholes.
Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

At this rate, it's going to be 100,000 or so by election day.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (NFEMn)

141 ....These idiots will sell their soul to the Devil -literally-to get rid of Trump!

Posted by: TN Volunteer at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (eo0s8)

142 64 So Trump is now officially Worse Than Hitler? Pretty impressive for only two years into his presidency.

Posted by: rickl at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (xjiRE)

I haven't even gotten my uniform yet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (4ErVI)

143 Hitler wrote books; Trump wrote books. Push
Hitler had a dog; Trump has no dog. Hitler
Hitler painted; Trump doesn't dabble in the arts. Hitler
Hitler held an Olympic event; Trump TBD. Hitler
Yup, seems ol' Schnickelgruber has outclassed our President.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (QLvwG)

144 I think Hitler committing genocide is a pretty key difference.
Posted by: scooter

...............

Oh c'mon! He has his gestapo killing those brown babies in the concentration camps in Texas! I'm sure you know that, but are in denial.. just like the German people were!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (so+oy)

145 18 Please tell me Florida is not going to elect a socialist ass clown who wants to enact an income tax!
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (trMj1)

Say it with me: Florida is not going to elect a socialist ass clown who wants to enact an income tax.

Climb down from the ledge.

From a 50 year+ Florida resident

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (CmURZ)

146 I had to look up Bruce Bartlett to see who he was. Oh of course, another George H.W. Bush official how never had a single unkind word to say about Barak Obama.

I begin to understand why the Republican Party got absolutely zip accomplished for all of those years before Trump showed up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (Kpl3J)

147 Our national Socialists praise the German National Socialists.

Meh.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (9X624)

148 People say Hitler was a bad guy but he loved dogs. Anyone who loves dogs can't be really bad.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

149 Fuck this. I'm out.
Posted by: Steiner at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM


You're not coming?

Posted by: Stormy D. at October 23, 2018 05:11 PM (ctuyM)

150 Hitler wasn't a draft dodger like GW Bush,Cheney and Trump!

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 05:11 PM (mCMQ5)

151 Say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (gC2IV)

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Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 23, 2018 05:11 PM (I16G8)

152 OT, but now it's 14,000 in the caravan marching
towards the southern border of Mexico. I am getting real sick of these
assholes.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

They're like Tribbles!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 05:11 PM (QLvwG)

153 If you re going to be a leftard, it pays to be as ignorant as a pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:11 PM (4Hf9E)

154 116 It's looking like this caravan is going swell to even greater numbers, I bet it grows to 16 or 20k by the time it reaches the border.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (kT3/m)
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I read somewhere the other day, that another group is expected to meet up with it and that it might swell to 50,000 by the time it makes it to the southern border. But who knows...

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (fq72/)

155
Another unhinged loon. Bartlett also tweeted this gem: Soros is a prominent Jew much hated by Trump supporters.

I wonder why such a prominent Jew has never visited Israel.

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (TAmPV)

156 148 And than he tested his poison on the dog and her puppies....

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (mCMQ5)

157 Literally Hitler is worse than real Hitler?

Is that where the left is going now?

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (IlV2p)

158 Bruce Bartlett used to be King Conservative - like Editor of the WSJ OpEd page conservative.

IIRC he thought W was too butch, and he started going off the rails a while ago.

Posted by: blaster at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (VhKw6)

159 The left finally outright admitting that Hitler was a leftist and they admire him. I just didn't think I would witness it since they've been trying to make Nazism and Hitler right wingers for 50 years.

Trump has the left clamoring for tax cuts for the rich over the SALT issue. There ain't much Trump can't do just by that metric.

Posted by: DanMan at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (QMG5F)

160 The word hate doesn't describe how i feel any more...its like what the loonies did with rape and racist...just meh. i use the word loathe now. And i like to tease it out...like I looooathe them. It just sings.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (EzXDh)

161 Key sign of Dunning-Kruger from cretins like Bartlett: claim to be a serious commentator; do not know how to spell Hitler's first name.

Posted by: David Gillies at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (Jipp3)

162

Someone knocking at the door
Somebody ringing the bell
Someone's knocking at the door
Somebody's ringing the bell
Do me a favour
Open the door
And let 'em in

Oh yeah

Posted by: Billy the K at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (aKsyK)

163 "Mein Fuhrer, Bartlett will not come."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (Avxwt)

164 Service and Marriage. Why Hitler and John McCain were better than Trump.

Of course, when Keith Ellison and Occassional Cortex want to "ask questions" about Jews, it makes sense that they'd eventually go back to old solutions.

Posted by: trev006 at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (qbU78)

165 And don't forget: Trump likes his steak well done. WORSE THAN HITLER!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (2sCft)

166 People say Hitler was a bad guy but he loved dogs. Anyone who loves dogs can't be really bad.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (/tuJf)

He loved dogs. And children. Don't forget, he loved small children....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:12 PM (NFEMn)

167 Say it with me: Florida is not going to elect a socialist ass clown who wants to enact an income tax.

Climb down from the ledge.

From a 50 year+ Florida resident
Posted by: Marybeth

________________

I'm usually pretty cynical, but seeing polls like Gillum being 6 points up makes me think we may really be looking at a Red Wave.

Because we know that's just not reality, which means polling across the board could be favoring Democrats by double digits as a result of crazy modeling.

Posted by: Blago at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM (UfkIY)

168 >>And than he tested his poison on the dog and her puppies....

Only to be sure it was painless. He loved dogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM (/tuJf)

169 I'm glad I don't know who the fuck Bruce Bartlett is.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM (HiLJ1)

170 According to wikipedia, Eva Braun tried to commit suicide a couple of times early in their relationship. So I'm guessing he was lousy in bed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM (+lVUW)

171 Key difference between Hitler and me? I have two testicles. Possibly three.

Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM (zLDYs)

172 Hitler never grabbed anyone by the pussy

At least one Frenchwoman begged to differ. According to one Jean-Marie Loret, his mother told him shortly before her death in the 1950s that he was Adolf Hitler's love child, the result of "a boozy tryst in 1917."

https://tinyurl.com/yd69zlqu

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM (3C9q2)

173 155


Another unhinged loon. Bartlett also tweeted this gem: Soros is a prominent Jew much hated by Trump supporters.


If by prominent he means evil, well then yes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM (EzXDh)

174 98
Hitler killed 16 million people, Trump gave 4 million people jobs.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 23, 2018 05:06 PM (xGt2P)

To many young Communists living in the day of Kamala, that's the same thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (UsCnO)

175 The funny thing is, Bartlett used to work for the Reagan admin. Age has not been kind to Bruce's higher brain functions...

Posted by: Deesek at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (8NzdZ)

176 105 hitler helped many caravans of young men try to find better jobs around the world.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:07 PM (7J5t2)

that's funny

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (dMvl+)

177 Keep in mind this is a guy who held senior policy positions under Reagan and GHW Bush....

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (mCMQ5)

178 Duke Lowell: "Say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler."
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LOL!

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (IlV2p)

179 I'm not a doctor, but I believe we're seeing the late stages of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Where instead of comparing Trump to Hitler, Hitler is better than Trump to those affected.

The final stage is...
Well
What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (eVIA2)

180 I hate these times. History may not repeat, but it's sure as hell rhyming.

In the end, we'll be lucky if chaos is all we get. Kratos was an optimist.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 23, 2018 05:15 PM (AM1GF)

181 I can't wait for election day. It's the only way to end this insane talk from former Republicans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 05:15 PM (LISuA)

182 60 Hitler and Obama had their own little symbols. Trump doesn't.
Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (nIvDu)

And I'll bet he knows better than to do that. Which O didn't.

Posted by: m at October 23, 2018 05:15 PM (ZfNws)

183 It's like a scientific study of the effects of National Review Radiation on the human mind.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:15 PM (LL1Be)

184 The final stage is...
Well
What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (eVIA2)

Bunker suicide.

In these times though that means suicide in Mom's basement.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2018 05:15 PM (4ErVI)

185 >>What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?

I AM SPARTACUS!!!!11!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:15 PM (f1Vqw)

186 These people have lost their minds. Lord have mercy on us.

Posted by: iwuzhere at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (ETHQn)

187 178
Duke Lowell: "Say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler."

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LOL!

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (IlV2p)

seconded!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Cannibal Bob Poll sees a big win for carnivores!' at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (EzXDh)

188 Seriously, this tweet should end Bartlett's career...

All kidding aside, this is monstrous. I'd like to hear what some prominent Jewish #NeverTrumpers have to say about it.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (NFEMn)

189 The final stage is...
Well
What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (eVIA2)
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Trump is Literally Xenu?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (bZ76Y)

190 Perhaps after the mid terms the TDS crowd will pull a Jim Jones party. We can only hope.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (4Hf9E)

191 The bigger that caravan gets, the better it gets for the anti illegal immigration side. If it was just a couple thousand, people would ignore it. A group of 20-30K swarming the border will wake most people up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (gC2IV)

192 179 I'm not a doctor, but I believe we're seeing the late stages of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Where instead of comparing Trump to Hitler, Hitler is better than Trump to those affected.

The final stage is...
Well
What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 23, 2018 05:14 PM (eVIA2)


Jonestown?

Posted by: rickl at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (xjiRE)

193 At this rate, it's going to be 100,000 or so by election day.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:10 PM (NFEMn)

I have rather unkind ideas on how to deal w/ them.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

194 60 Hitler and Obama had their own little symbols. Trump doesn't.


Posted by: t-bird at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (nIvDu)

____

Come on, now, everybody knows that Donald Trump and you White Supremes all use that secret hand "okay" symbol to signal each other!


/

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (lzJqG)

195 let's not forget that Bruce is probably an NPC running a new script.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:02 PM (7J5t2)



A beta NPC?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (qQ7kL)

196 I'm not a doctor, but I believe we're seeing the late stages of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Where instead of comparing Trump to Hitler, Hitler is better than Trump to those affected.


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This mindset is nothing new. Abortion is better than life because well my life sucks, so your life will possibly suck, but I don't want my life to suck any more so I'm going to kill you.

The left is deranged. Trump didn't make them that way. He's just making them say it out loud.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (sX1BW)

197 Trump is Literally Xenu?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (bZ76Y)

Hades.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

198 Posted by: nerdygirl at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM (+lVUW)


Or maybe she was just affected by clinical depression and being involved with Hitler didn't help.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:17 PM (AllCR)

199 Yo Bryon. Jump mfer. Jump!!!!!

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 23, 2018 05:17 PM (Jj+59)

200 I'm not a doctor, but I believe we're seeing the late stages of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Where instead of comparing Trump to Hitler, Hitler is better than Trump to those affected.

The final stage is...
Well
What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic



Praying it's mass suicide.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:17 PM (dnQ1L)

201 152
OT, but now it's 14,000 in the caravan marching

towards the southern border of Mexico. I am getting real sick of these

assholes.



Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

They're like Tribbles!


Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 05:11 PM (QLvwG)
*snort*
that's just doggone funny!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:17 PM (UsCnO)

202 What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?


Rabies. And when they bite themselves they develop lockjaw because they didn't get their shots.

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 23, 2018 05:17 PM (oYD2h)

203 Jonestown?

Posted by: rickl at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (xjiRE)

I like your optimism!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 05:18 PM (dMvl+)

204 Wait till this guy hears that Hitler wasn't married to Eva Braun.

Ok, literally right there at the end. But essentially not.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:18 PM (yL25O)

205 I really feel like I am living in the movie THEY LIVE and Trump is the sunglasses I put on and see clearly for the first time.


Roddy Pipers greatest movie besides HELL COMES TO FROGTOWN.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 23, 2018 05:18 PM (dKiJG)

206 >> What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:18 PM (f1Vqw)

207 Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (7J5t2)

Lol, that's what I told EK surprised me the most. I figured anyone that woke *had* to be a blue checkist.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 23, 2018 05:18 PM (uquGJ)

208 Jonestown?
Posted by: rickl at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (xjiRE)

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Ding ding ding, I think we have a winner for the "identify the last stages of TDS" contest.

Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at October 23, 2018 05:18 PM (IlV2p)

209 These people have never heard of Auschwitz.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2018 05:18 PM (hECVl)

210 At least old Adolph killed Hitler, so he has that going for him.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2018 05:18 PM (alriR)

211 The bigger that caravan gets, the better it gets for the anti illegal immigration side. If it was just a couple thousand, people would ignore it. A group of 20-30K swarming the border will wake most people up.

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Agreed.

Its sort of like the help stealing from you. You can tolerate a little, especially if you have no proof. But if you see the help walking out with the TV, you sort of have to do something.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:19 PM (sX1BW)

212 Cap'n Billy could sail them all into the Bermuda Triangle.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 23, 2018 05:19 PM (Jj+59)

213 Hitler never nominated two supreme court justices.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:19 PM (yL25O)

214 Trump should send the "enemy" Soviet force from Ft Irwin in full uniform and equipment to the border, that will confuse the fuck out of those Central American commies

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 23, 2018 05:19 PM (3kUVb)

215 They say the caravan's destination is California.
PDT said he is going to send the military to the border if they come.

PDT is going to send the military to CA.
I'm good with that.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2018 05:19 PM (qQ7kL)

216 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:17 PM (AllCR)

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Hi Fen. I sent you email. Did it make it your way?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 23, 2018 05:19 PM (I16G8)

217
All kidding aside, this is monstrous. I'd like to hear what some prominent Jewish #NeverTrumpers have to say about it.
Posted by: JoeF.


They probably agree with him.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2018 05:19 PM (aKsyK)

218 Wait till this guy hears that Hitler wasn't married to Eva Braun.

Ok, literally right there at the end. But essentially not.



It was never consummated.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (alriR)

219 Hitler did marry Eva, had a cake and everything. Then she had cyanide for dessert and the groom gave his ppk a blowjob.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (4Hf9E)

220 Yup, seems ol' Schnickelgruber has outclassed our President.

Hitler did not finish secondary school and was rejected twice by the Vienna Academy of Fine Arts on the grounds of "unfitness for painting." DJT graduated from NYMA and an Ivy League business school and was scouted by the Phillies. Now, perhaps if Hitler had been scouted by an AL team . . .

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (3C9q2)

221 Juan Williams is the poster boy for Affirmative Action dumbing down the American culture.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (J+NwH)

222 Goldberg under 1 arm and French under the other.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (Jj+59)

223 Godwin just put this guy's beer down and left the internetz.



Actually the real Mike Godwin has stated that his law doesn't apply
to Trump because Trump is worse than anyone could ever have imagined.


That's it, he's downgraded to a lemma.

Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (FhXTo)

224 Hitler loved his dog, but killed him anyway.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (T4oHT)

225 PDT is going to send the military to CA.
I'm good with that.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2018 05:19 PM (qQ7kL)

That will get Gov. Newsom's panties in a bunch.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (a0IVu)

226 OT, but now it's 14,000 in the caravan marching
towards the southern border of Mexico. I am getting real sick of these
assholes.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

I hope that the White House can twist Mexico's arm to at the very least delay this invasion march as long as possible. You know damn well the caravan leaders are angling for a bloody confrontation at the U.S. border for the weekend before election day.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (neVm7)

227 190
Perhaps after the mid terms the TDS crowd will pull a Jim Jones party. We can only hope.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (4Hf9E)

Perhaps a GoFundMe account for their Kool-Aid?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (UsCnO)

228 Weeping Boner cured by weed?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/311186/

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (mCMQ5)

229 I have a twitter profile for the sole purpose of trolling #NeverTrump.

This is third one that they've shadowbanned...

Went to bust Bartlett's chops, and it doesn't appear for anyone but me.

This one took them like two days to catch.

I'm guessing the Left/NeverTrump mass blocklists are just being used by Twitter as a shadowban list at this point... I only made a handful of tweets with that profile before they nuked it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (AzW6q)

230 What else are you going to say about a guy that tells you straight to your face that you are a useless twatwaffle and proves it.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (CSvq/)

231 Adolph tenderized the meat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (aKsyK)

232 I hope that the White House can twist Mexico's arm to at the very least delay this invasion march as long as possible. You know damn well the caravan leaders are angling for a bloody confrontation at the U.S. border for the weekend before election day.

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So - do you assume that will favor the Democrats?

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (sX1BW)

233 So the left is finally coming clean about how Hitler isn't the monster they've complained about.... and how his program for the Jews really had some good points.

I mean, outside of Pinochet can anyone name a dictator the left doesn't love? The bloodier the better?

Posted by: Vance at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (zzW7w)

234 Blondi was bitch anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:22 PM (4Hf9E)

235 Cut off money transfers to Mexico - that should get their attention.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

236 Hitler killed 6 million Jews.

Trump's daughter and son in law are Jews.


These folks are seriously starting to press some very dangerous buttons.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:22 PM (LL1Be)

237 233 Franco

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 05:22 PM (mCMQ5)

238 Say it with me: Florida is not going to elect a socialist ass clown who wants to enact an income tax.



Climb down from the ledge.



From a 50 year+ Florida resident

Posted by: Marybeth


Exactly.


There were a couple of polls that came out today, one showing Gillum well in the lead and the other showing him up by only one point. That poll is twice as large a sample as the SurveyUSA poll (the one claiming Gillum is up by 7).

I find it hard to believe Florida would even consider a candidate who promises an income tax, but "Free Shit For Everyone!!" is a time-tested campaign slogan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 05:23 PM (LISuA)

239 I hope that the White House can twist Mexico's arm
to at the very least delay this invasion march as long as possible. You
know damn well the caravan leaders are angling for a bloody
confrontation at the U.S. border for the weekend before election day.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (neVm7)

And ask yourself, "Self, how do those Guats and Mexis and Hondos walk over a thousand miles in under #TwoWeeks, all by themselves, and without food?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:23 PM (UsCnO)

240 Face it this planet is not big enough for us and them. What was that Robert Heinlein book where all those members of "the family" left earth?

Posted by: Paladin at October 23, 2018 05:23 PM (JNKLN)

241 84 "1st Belorussian Front, party of 75000"
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2018 05:04 PM (bZ76Y)

Nice!

Posted by: m at October 23, 2018 05:23 PM (ZfNws)

242
Trump's daughter and son in law are Jews.


And his grandson

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (TAmPV)

243 215>>>

And if he refuses to order them to fire?

Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (kZKW3)

244 Key difference between Hitler and me? I have two testicles. Possibly three.
Posted by: Eromero at October 23, 2018 05:13 PM


Eromero "Billy Goat" Eromero, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (ctuyM)

245 The only Army left in CA is Ft Irwin, the rest of ground troops are Marines from Pendleton and 29 Palms

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (3kUVb)

246 Wait till this guy hears that Hitler wasn't married to Eva Braun.

Ok, literally right there at the end. But essentially not.





And you know who performed the ceremony?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (LL1Be)

247 233 So the left is finally coming clean about how Hitler isn't the monster they've complained about.... and how his program for the Jews really had some good points.

I mean, outside of Pinochet can anyone name a dictator the left doesn't love? The bloodier the better?
Posted by: Vance at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (zzW7w)

...

For All Its Flaws, the Communist Revolution...

good times.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (yL25O)

248 off money transfers to Mexico - that should get their attention.
Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:22 PM (a0IVu)


TAX it

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (dKiJG)

249 Looked up this nutter. He is...not exactly on the left, you see. Worked for Reagan, Bush and... Luap Nor. Fancies himself a conservative....sad.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (PmAu7)

250 95 Say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2018 05:05 PM (gC2IV)

heh

Posted by: m at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (ZfNws)

251
So - do you assume that will favor the Democrats?
Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (sX1BW)

It could. Depends a lot on whether the GOPe would though White House under the bus or not. Kavanaugh is what unified the party in time for the election season. A breakup the weekend before could be demoralizing.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2018 05:25 PM (neVm7)

252 Weeping Boner cured by weed?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/311186/
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (mCMQ5)

I clicked this link thinking it was about a cure for ED.....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

253 The key difference between NeverTrump and the Left?

NeverTrumpers seem to be considerably fatter, on average.

That is all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2018 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

254 A NeverTrumper who likes Adolf.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 05:25 PM (PmAu7)

255 Hitler killed 6 million Jews.

Trump moved the US embassy to Jerusalem.

Same same.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:25 PM (/tuJf)

256 What was that Robert Heinlein book where all those members of "the family" left earth?
Posted by: Paladin at October 23, 2018 05:23 PM


Time Enough for Love.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2018 05:25 PM (ctuyM)

257 And you know who performed the ceremony?
Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (LL1Be)

I do not.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (yL25O)

258 https://twitter.com/redc1c4/status/1054846351719034880

fuck that shitbird in particular.

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (kRSP9)

259 So - do you assume that will favor the Democrats?
Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:21 PM (sX1BW)

It could. Depends a lot on whether the GOPe would though White House under the bus or not. Kavanaugh is what unified the party in time for the election season. A breakup the weekend before could be demoralizing.

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If there is ever a point of time that the GOPe would stand with the base, it is right before an election. It is when the GOPe is the most conservative.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (sX1BW)

260 NeverTrumpis - worse than Antifa.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (PmAu7)

261 Final stage of TDS will be Lefty parents strapping suicide (although the proper term is "homicide") bombs on their children and instructing them to take out as many conservatives as possible, which allows them into Gaia Heaven where they can choose to live 72 concurrent genders from the 1024 available.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (lzJqG)

262 why do we have to put the military on the border when we could solve the entire mess with a single run of a c130?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (MTjB1)

263 Trump's daughter and son in law are Jews.


And his grandson
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 23, 2018 05:24 PM (TAmPV)

Yeah, but Hitler was Catholic. And so is Trump's wife!

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (NFEMn)

264 Trump may have cheated on all his wives, but do we really have evidence of that? Of course the MFM has repeated it a million times, so it is accepted fact. But given how most of DC and NY "elite" behave, Trump is probably toward the top as far as moral fiber goes, grading on the DC curve.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (Cus5s)

265 Always amuses me how the left lionizes Soros, who not only profited from the Nazis, but made his fortune as a currency speculator.

The guy is the ne plus ultra of vulture capitalism.

But he pays them, so they get out the kneepads for him.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (cfSRQ)

266 Im ready for Trump to start the deportations.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (4Hf9E)

267 NeverTrumpers seem to be considerably fatter, on average.

That is all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2018 05:25 PM (AzW6q)

Well NeverTrumpers indulge in comfort eating to get through the Trump era

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (a0IVu)

268 Hitler was married for about an hour before shooting himself and his dog, so I cannot think how Hitler being faithful to Eva Braun is meaningful.

Especially in the larger context!

Posted by: Dianna at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (DV/Ik)

269 And ask yourself, "Self, how do those Guats and Mexis and Hondos walk over a thousand miles in under #TwoWeeks, all by themselves, and without food?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:23 PM (UsCnO)



They need a weight loss program.
Not a skinny one in the bunch.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (qQ7kL)

270 238 Exactly.


There were a couple of polls that came out today, one showing Gillum well in the lead and the other showing him up by only one point. That poll is twice as large a sample as the SurveyUSA poll (the one claiming Gillum is up by 7).

I find it hard to believe Florida would even consider a candidate who promises an income tax, but "Free Shit For Everyone!!" is a time-tested campaign slogan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 05:23 PM (LISuA)

Willowed from the last thread . . .

No way Scott is in a dead heat or a bit ahead of Nelson and Gillum is +6.

No way I see GOPers splitting their early voting ticket like that.

Or coming out on Election Day to vote like that.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (CmURZ)

271 Adolph tenderized the meat.

Hitler was actually a strict vegetarian, which is doubtless a huge virtue signal in the eyes of the "resistance," as he would never have eaten steak with ketchup like DJT.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (3C9q2)

272 261
Final stage of TDS will be Lefty parents strapping suicide (although the
proper term is "homicide") bombs on their children and instructing them
to take out as many conservatives as possible, which allows them into
Gaia Heaven where they can choose to live 72 concurrent genders from
the 1024 available.


Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (lzJqG)

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They don't have any kids. They aborted them.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (cfSRQ)

273 hitler did not shoot his dog he poisoned his dog.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 23, 2018 05:28 PM (MTjB1)

274 Hitler was actually a strict vegetarian, which is doubtless a huge virtue signal in the eyes of the "resistance," as he would never have eaten steak with ketchup like DJT.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (3C9q2)

And he hated smoking.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:28 PM (NFEMn)

275 219
Hitler did marry Eva, had a cake and everything. Then she had cyanide for dessert and the groom gave his ppk a blowjob.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:20 PM (4Hf9E)
The Nazis were never very good at romance.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:28 PM (UsCnO)

276 Barlett just hit Moral Relativistic Velocity.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:28 PM (LL1Be)

277 >>Hitler was married for about an hour before shooting himself and his dog, so I cannot think how Hitler being faithful to Eva Braun is meaningful.

Women are never satisfied.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:28 PM (/tuJf)

278 Blondi had heartworm of glass.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (aKsyK)

279
This Bartlett guy write a piece, "I helped create the GOP tax-cut myth"

He renounced all his previous positions. All because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (f1Vqw)

280 191 The bigger that caravan gets, the better it gets for the anti illegal immigration side. If it was just a couple thousand, people would ignore it. A group of 20-30K swarming the border will wake most people up.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2018 05:16 PM (gC2IV)
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I'm noticing the absence of any new pictures of the caravan on the news websites. The visuals really backfired .

Posted by: WisRich at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (G0vdT)

281 This needs a galaxy brain meme. Progression from "Trump is literally Hitler" to "Trump is worse than Hitler" to "On second thought Hitler wasn't all that bad."

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (oZ6kz)

282 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?
Yesterday was spaghetti western music

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (T4oHT)

283
Blondi was bitch anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:22 PM (4Hf9E)


Nice boobs though

Posted by: Mr. Dithers at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (TAmPV)

284 Despite some criticism over hitlers handling of Germany's post WW1 economic slump, he was a notable writer, combat vet and family man, unlike Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (dNzKv)

285 Adolf only had one ball...

Posted by: DXO at October 23, 2018 05:30 PM (nzKWW)

286 No way I see GOPers splitting their early voting ticket like that.



Or coming out on Election Day to vote like that.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (CmURZ)

====================

Key point.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 05:30 PM (LISuA)

287 Say, did anyone think to bring some food along? Anyone have a granola bar or something?

Posted by: Guatemalan guy marching north at October 23, 2018 05:30 PM (gC2IV)

288 Key differences between Obama and Adolph Hitler--Hitler served honorably in the military, Obama didn't; Hitler was a skilled orator, Obama is a mumbling fuckwit dependent upon his teleprompter; Hitler wrote a book, Obama's were all ghostwritten. Hitler had better taste in music. Hitler had a better attuned gaydar such that he was able to avoid marrying a transwookie.

The problem with this type of rhetoric is that it's meant to imply "they are similar in all respects except these ...". But that's done to evade proving that they are in fact similar.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (/qEW2)

289 George Papadopolous' twitter is getting very interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

290 Possibly the most ignorant thing ever written on Twitter and that's saying something.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (iV/zR)

291 Hitler had normal genitalia. His soul was fucked up, not his tool.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (4Hf9E)

292 Despite some criticism over hitlers handling of Germany's post WW1 economic slump, he was a notable writer, combat vet and family man, unlike Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (dNzKv)

And he treated his mother's Jewish doctor with respect and compassion.....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (NFEMn)

293 And he hated smoking.

There was a joke some while back about Austria's greatest PR coup: convincing the world that Hitler was a German.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (3C9q2)

294 You mean when she said, "that's enough", she wasn't happy?

Posted by: Sugar in the tank Booker at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (qQ7kL)

295 This Bartlett guy write a piece, "I helped create the GOP tax-cut myth"



He renounced all his previous positions. All because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (f1Vqw)

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No, his paymasters told him to write other stuff.

Seriously, isn't it obvious that Barlett, Kristol, Goldberg and the rest were never writing what they actually believed? They're whores with pens. It's all they've ever been.

Sure, back in the day we believed them because we were young and stupid. Now we know better.

Feel free to mock them, just understand that unless you're writing a six-figure check, the odds of them suddenly having an attack of rationality are zero.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (cfSRQ)

296 "Adolf only had one ball...

Posted by: DXO at October 23, 2018 05:30 PM (nzKWW) "

Goring had two, very small.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (oZ6kz)

297 This Bartlett guy write a piece, "I helped create the GOP tax-cut myth"

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I don't care if tax cuts do not equal growth. For all I care, tax cuts could actually slow growth. It is my money, and the government should steal less of it.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (sX1BW)

298 When do we get burning woke monks?

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (eVIA2)

299 What does the Horde think the last stage of TDS is?


screaming at the sky?

oh, wait

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (d7Ww2)

300 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?
Yesterday was spaghetti western music
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (T4oHT)
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How about the "Aces High" march from "The Battle of Britain"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (bZ76Y)

301 Hitler killed 6 million Jews.

Just a "cry for help" I'm sure.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (jDF8P)

302 "The Happy Side of Pol Pot: and other misunderstood commies and socialists"

a new book for Dems struggling with their Trump anxieties.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (Cus5s)

303 Walter Wagner was the notary who married Adolf Hitler to Eva Braun in the Führerbunker on 29 April 1945.


Walter Wagner
Bruce Barlett

WWBB

...do I have to draw a picture here?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (LL1Be)

304 At least Hitler had the good sense to hate the Joooos, too!

/


These Fucking People.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (b/3ap)

305
Oh, I see.
Boner joins the choom gang.

It all makes sense now.
The Feds are going to legalize marijuana.
What could go wrong?

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (oYD2h)

306 I didn't bother to spend too much brainpower on it, but the Time cover I saw at the grocery store had a Trump 2024 and 2028 sign on it. Are they starting the dictator for life meme again?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (dNzKv)

307 284
Despite some criticism over hitlers handling of Germany's post WW1
economic slump, he was a notable writer, combat vet and family man,
unlike Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (dNzKv)

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Pat Buchanan once described Hitler as "a soldier's soldier."

What a tool.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (cfSRQ)

308 261
Final stage of TDS will be Lefty parents strapping suicide (although the
proper term is "homicide") bombs on their children and instructing them
to take out as many conservatives as possible, which allows them into
Gaia Heaven where they can choose to live 72 concurrent genders from
the 1024 available.


Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 23, 2018 05:26 PM (lzJqG)

Don't say that! My once-conservative-now-barking-mad-leftist daughter and her socialist smug husband have my 3 year old grandson in their clutches!!! And we'e 1400 miles away!

I'd better call her back and gently pry to see if she's on the ledge yet about the elections.

She went nutso after Trump won - called my office and was so obnoxious to me that my chief staff accountant scolded her, and she yelled back at him.

It was embarrassing.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (CmURZ)

309 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?
Yesterday was spaghetti western music
Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (T4oHT)

Can't go wrong with Glenn Miller.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (iV/zR)

310 George Papadopolous' twitter is getting very interesting.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (/tuJf)

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Please tell me he is taking people down with him. Lie to me if you must.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 23, 2018 05:33 PM (I16G8)

311
Self driving cars and pot heads everywhere.

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 23, 2018 05:33 PM (oYD2h)

312 So it's all Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Trump now , eh???

If he was who they say he is, their asses would be heading East a long time ago...... idiots....

Posted by: kraken at October 23, 2018 05:33 PM (ffWPP)

313 Blondi was bitch anyway.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:22 PM (4Hf9E)


Nice boobs though
Posted by: Mr. Dithers


All 8 of them!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:33 PM (dnQ1L)

314 285 Adolf only had one ball...
Posted by: DXO at October 23, 2018 05:30 PM (nzKWW)

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And I have only one ovary.
What's your point?

Him not having a complete pair had little to do with him wanting to commit genocide.

Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2018 05:33 PM (uzvcg)

315 Paging Mr. Goldberg?


Jonah Goldberg to the white courtesy phone!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:33 PM (LL1Be)

316 Pat Buchanan once described Hitler as "a soldier's soldier."

What a tool.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (cfSRQ)

And he was rightly lambasted. Let's see if Bartlett gets the same treatment....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:33 PM (NFEMn)

317 She went nutso after Trump won - called my office and was so obnoxious to me that my chief staff accountant scolded her, and she yelled back at him.

It was embarrassing.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (CmURZ)

Ooofff. That is rough, Marybeth.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

318 Did papadopolous serve his two weeks out yet?

Posted by: DXO at October 23, 2018 05:34 PM (nzKWW)

319 Pat Buchanan once described Hitler as "a soldier's soldier."

What a tool.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 23, 2018 05:32 PM (cfSRQ)

He still insists we should not have declared war in Germany .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:34 PM (iV/zR)

320 Orange Man Bad.


Is some stuff and is really sending the left crazy and banning people who do the NPC meme

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 23, 2018 05:34 PM (dKiJG)

321 I am so confused. I don't understand why someone would tweet this. Okay, let me play.

Trump & JFK Cheated on their wives. Hitler gassed Jews to death during the Holocaust.

Do I win?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 23, 2018 05:34 PM (PF3Gg)

322 Kelly's Heroes music is nice. But I think the iconic theme is from The Great Escape.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 23, 2018 05:34 PM (Jj+59)

323 Lance Armstrong is just like Hitler !!!

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (iV/zR)

324 279
This Bartlett guy write a piece, "I helped create the GOP tax-cut myth"

He renounced all his previous positions. All because Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM

So the record collections in 2018 are fake?

The federal government collected a record $1,683,537,000,000 in individual income taxes in fiscal 2018 (October 2017 through September 201

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (JFO2v)

325 Hitler poisoned his dog. Obama ate his dog. Trump hates dogs so much that he never owned one!!

Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (mEwvA)

326 In his defense, Bartlett has never been the same, after James broke up with him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (UsCnO)

327 Pompeo says the caravan will not be allowed to pass into U.S. territory. I hope somebody thought to translate the message into Spanish:

https://tinyurl.com/y9s59ltm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)

328 briefly had good things to say about Buchanan, but now... yeah, no....

Posted by: kraken at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (ffWPP)

329 Where has Soros stashed the much vaunted tomes of barky and mooch?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (CSvq/)

330 So, who is worst than Hitler? Dodgers or Red Sox?

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (a0IVu)

331 What I wouldn't give for a nice cold crab omelette right now!

Posted by: Guatemalan guy marching north at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (gC2IV)

332 There was a joke some while back about Austria's greatest PR coup: convincing the world that Hitler was a German.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (3C9q2)

He did speak Austrian though....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (NFEMn)

333 No way Scott is in a dead heat or a bit ahead of Nelson and Gillum is +6.

No way I see GOPers splitting their early voting ticket like that.

Or coming out on Election Day to vote like that.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 05:27 PM (CmURZ)

I dunno, Scott and Gillum seem to me the more likable candidates in those two contests. Consider that its the independents that are doing the ticket splitting. Going with who they just like better. *shrugs*

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (neVm7)

334 >>Please tell me he is taking people down with him. Lie to me if you must.

1. Joseph Mifsud was working for the Brits not the Russians.

2. Both Australians and Brits were spying on him and the Trump campaign.

3. The reason Trump hasn't released the FISA docs is cause of Sleepy Sessions.

Nah, he says its because the governments of Australia and the UK begged him not to as Trump hinted in a tweet weeks ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

335 14 I think Hitler committing genocide is a pretty key difference.
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He just genocid-ed the trannies by decreeing them out of existence through his gender (sane, pre-2014 ) definitions according to the left.

Posted by: Bad Bad Leroy Brown at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (r725l)

336 I still get uncomfortable with the Christmas dance scene in Stalag 17. I think the director went a little overboard.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (iV/zR)

337 322
Kelly's Heroes music is nice. But I think the iconic theme is from The Great Escape.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 23, 2018 05:34 PM (Jj+59)

Patton.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (UsCnO)

338 327 Pompeo says the caravan will not be allowed to pass into U.S. territory. I hope somebody thought to translate the message into Spanish:

https://tinyurl.com/y9s59ltm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)

Did he say how they were planning to stop the invasion?

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

339
In his defense, Bartlett has never been the same, after James broke up with him.



*snort*

Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (LL1Be)

340 Isn't Cali the one place they are actually working on the wall? Gonna need a bunch of tunnel rats there though

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (3kUVb)

341 Hitler poisoned his dog. Obama ate his dog. Trump hates dogs so much that he never owned one!!
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (mEwvA)

Trump is a secret Muslim?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (NFEMn)

342 Hi Ben Had!

Drying out nicely?

Posted by: SMH at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (uzvcg)

343 I think it'd be funnier if people started retweeting the guy, saying he has a point

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (7J5t2)

344 Apparently Soros and Steyer are pumping a whole lot more money into Gillum's campaign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (AllCR)

345 " briefly had good things to say about Buchanan, but now... yeah, no....

Posted by: kraken at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (ffWPP) "

He's sane on most non WW2 stuff. I really don't get it. The only reasons to oppose US action in the European theater are:

1. You're such an isolationist that you don't want us to engage anywhere unless we're invaded. Which I don't think is his argument.

2. You just don't like Jews for some reason and don't want to admit it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (oZ6kz)

346 >> So the record collections in 2018 are fake?

He wrote that in late 2017, arguing against Trump's tax cuts. I'd like to someone to ask him about that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (f1Vqw)

347 Hitler was a vegetarian.

Trump eats well done steaks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (GBteo)

348 Hitler loved animals. He was a vegetarian. Trump eats animals!!!!

Posted by: PETA Puffer at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (mEwvA)

349 Did he say how they were planning to stop the invasion?

===

low yield tactical nuke works for me

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (7J5t2)

350 In his defense, Bartlett has never been the same, after James broke up with him.



*snort*
Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (LL1Be)

And I can't remember a single one of his familiar quotations

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (NFEMn)

351 Did he say how they were planning to stop the invasion?

----------------

You think a 16,000 people parade are just going to pass through a checkpoint and waltz into Texas?

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (sX1BW)

352 328
briefly had good things to say about Buchanan, but now... yeah, no....

Posted by: kraken at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (ffWPP)

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It's hard to warm up to guy who seriously thinks it was a mistake to fight the Nazis and that selling Israel out to the Arabs would create peace in the middle east.

Suuure you're not an anti-semite.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (cfSRQ)

353 Hitler's wife?

Oh yeah it was hard to cheat in the few hours between the marriage and the suicide.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (4ErVI)

They didn't even have time to consummate their marriage.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (o4fG0)

354 Hitler confiscated guns from citizens. Trump supports the right to bear arms.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (iV/zR)

355 Apparently Soros and Steyer are pumping a whole lot more money into Gillum's campaign.

===

the funny thing about Florida is, well aside from everything else, is that it's a perennial swing state so there are ALWAYS political ads there.

just more noise.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (7J5t2)

356 338 327 Pompeo says the caravan will not be allowed to pass into U.S. territory. I hope somebody thought to translate the message into Spanish:

https://tinyurl.com/y9s59ltm
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)

Did he say how they were planning to stop the invasion?
Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (a0IVu)

...

Don't ruin the surprise.

My personal choice would be to drive all 20 million of Texas' feral hogs at them head on at the border.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (yL25O)

357 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?

"The Longest Day"-- here's a version sung by the West Point Cadet Glee Club, preceded by Eisenhower's famous address to the troops on D-Day:

https://tinyurl.com/y7pxjzly

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (3C9q2)

358 Next up for the left???

Legalize Pol Pot!

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (NgKpN)

359 I don't care if tax cuts do not equal growth. For all I care, tax cuts could actually slow growth. It is my money, and the government should steal less of it.
Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:31 PM (sX1BW)

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Agreed. The current screed is that the tax cuts are growing the defecit, which is suddenly double plus ungood. Tax cuts always do, in the first year. Then, tax revenue hits new records for a number of years.

It's almost as if they don't want to look at Reagan's cuts as proof.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (I16G8)

360 333

I dunno, Scott and Gillum seem to me the more likable candidates in those two contests. Consider that its the independents that are doing the ticket splitting. Going with who they just like better. *shrugs*

And don't forget, GOP is ahead of Dems in early voting by 50k. That doesn't happen in Florida normally.

Those are not Gillum votes. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (CmURZ)

361 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?

Yesterday was spaghetti western music

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (T4oHT)


Burning Bridges by The Mike Curb Congregation

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (QLvwG)

362 You think a 16,000 people parade are just going to pass through a checkpoint and waltz into Texas?

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (sX1BW)

Texas, no. Cali - sadly yes. There will be moonbats greeting them at the border and signing them up to vote.

Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (a0IVu)

363 https://dailycaller.com/2018/10/23/obama-himself-nevada-candidate/

Bhussein ann ann annd I I I I 92 mutha fucking times

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (JFO2v)

364
As Rush said, we'll put up the Donald J. Trump toll booth right across border.

They'll have to go back and get a shit load of dimes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (f1Vqw)

365 Hitler was an addict, trump not so much...

Posted by: DXO at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (nzKWW)

366 You think a 16,000 people parade are just going to pass through a checkpoint and waltz into Texas?

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but what if there's a photogenic brown youth who gets a sad when mean hitler trump fights back against the invasion?

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (7J5t2)

367 16,000

And not a shower in sight.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (LL1Be)

368 39th in line to vote.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (dnQ1L)

369 LOL California is voting on Rent control, good luck with that

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (dKiJG)

370 " All Quiet on the Western Front"..... great movie about WWI.... just sayin'......

Posted by: kraken at October 23, 2018 05:40 PM (ffWPP)

371 sure, florida is going to elect a socialist.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:40 PM (7J5t2)

372 Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (I16G

I've been a broken record preaching that the Left have no clue when it comes to cause and effect about anything,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:40 PM (iV/zR)

373 355 Apparently Soros and Steyer are pumping a whole lot more money into Gillum's campaign.

===

the funny thing about Florida is, well aside from everything else, is that it's a perennial swing state so there are ALWAYS political ads there.

just more noise.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:38 PM (7J5t2)

Yes, it's constant here.

And do you pump a lot of $ into a state that you're up by 6 in?

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 05:40 PM (CmURZ)

374 367 16,000

And not a shower in sight.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (LL1Be)

....

They should be leaving fully formed golf courses in their wake.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:40 PM (yL25O)

375 Kelly's Heroes music is nice. But I think the iconic theme is from The Great Escape.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn

>I first heard the theme in a old WWI airplane simulator. I didn't know until I saw the Great Escape that it wasn't original.
Though, to be fair, the theme from the movie and grand and big, while the version in the game was more parade like.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 23, 2018 05:40 PM (eVIA2)

376 1. You're such an isolationist that you don't want us to engage anywhere unless we're invaded. Which I don't think is his argument.

2. You just don't like Jews for some reason and don't want to admit it.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 23,

I used to think that Buchanan didn't really dislike Jews, but liked being a provocateur.
But he's more of a Catholic Monarchist type whose anti-Semitism is natural...

Posted by: JoeF. at October 23, 2018 05:40 PM (NFEMn)

377 Anyone have some extra ranch? This chef salad is a bit dry.

Posted by: Guatemalan guy marching north at October 23, 2018 05:40 PM (gC2IV)

378 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?

Yesterday was spaghetti western music

Posted by: Skip



Bridge over the River Kwai.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:41 PM (dnQ1L)

379 SMH, another 2 inches coming on Wednesday.

Glad you are home safe and sound and a Hi to exex.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2018 05:41 PM (CSvq/)

380 the donks spending money on gillum and beto shows this is just vanity projects not actual thinking.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:41 PM (7J5t2)

381 Aces High - Iron Maiden
https://youtu.be/ve4kcWuQYsU

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:41 PM (T4oHT)

382 Ookaay. So Hitler was literally Trump. These people and their enablers are truly mentally ill.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 23, 2018 05:41 PM (zJmMh)

383 Hitler removed millions of undesirables from the gene pool. Trump would let them all live!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 23, 2018 05:41 PM (C78No)

384 Did he say how they were planning to stop the invasion?

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You think a 16,000 people parade are just going to pass through a checkpoint and waltz into Texas?
=====
The force their way across the border, through the fence, over the river, and through the woods (whatever) and the army corrals them in detention camps, and they are on US soil and claim asylum.

And the immigration courts say ...

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 23, 2018 05:42 PM (oYD2h)

385
I was reading someone saying the Cartels would have to be the ones actually doing the logistics for this shit show caravan -- that they're the only ones who could do it.

So, they're doing the bidding of Soros for some reason. Their interests coincide.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:42 PM (f1Vqw)

386 I think a few A-10 s would slow the illegal on parade up. They did a bang up job outside Kuwait City.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:42 PM (4Hf9E)

387 Hitler's wife?

Oh yeah it was hard to cheat in the few hours between the marriage and the suicide.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (4ErVI)

They didn't even have time to consummate their marriage.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------


There were rumors of a Stürmisch Daniels character being in the bunker at the time.

Posted by: Bad Bad Leroy Brown at October 23, 2018 05:42 PM (r725l)

388 You think a 16,000 people parade are just going to pass through a checkpoint and waltz into Texas?

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:37 PM (sX1BW)

Texas, no. Cali - sadly yes. There will be moonbats greeting them at the border and signing them up to vote.

--------------

Logistically moving them from the route they are on now to a route into California would be quite the engineering feet. We should let the guy who plans that in - he has logistical talent.

But that is never going to happen. This column will not get in.

At best they are hoping to provoke a confrontation. I think that benefits Trump and the anti-immigration side a lot more than the left (despite what the media says).

Regardless, these people will not get in.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:42 PM (sX1BW)

389 16,000

And not a shower in sight.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (LL1Be)

And a long brown fly-blown shit-stain left behind, easily viewed from the air.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 23, 2018 05:42 PM (xPJvm)

390 And the immigration courts say ...

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the goal is to never let these people within a 100 miles of an immigration court. Can you imagine if modern liberals had been around during WWII or WWI? We'd still be processing German anchor babies out of France.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (7J5t2)

391 The Ads and phone calls never stop here in Ohio, and they are starting to text you now.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (dKiJG)

392 Bridge over the River Kwai.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:41 PM (dnQ1L)

Sorry but all I can think of is the comet taste like vomit lyrics.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (iV/zR)

393 You think a 16,000 people parade are just going to pass through a checkpoint and waltz into Texas?
=====
The force their way across the border, through the fence, over the river, and through the woods (whatever) and the army corrals them in detention camps, and they are on US soil and claim asylum.

And the immigration courts say ...
Posted by: Joe Styzneac


You entered illegally. No Trump cash for you.
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (dnQ1L)

394 Had already listened to Great Escape and Where Eagles Dare, continuing from the spaghetti westerns I guess

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (T4oHT)

395 Geez, the Progtards are so far beyond the parody line they have to hike back to it.

Then again, with a couple of those guys, the mask may have finally slipped. They DO think Hitler was better than Trump...

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (pFljN)

396 Nah, he says its because the governments of Australia and the UK begged him not to as Trump hinted in a tweet weeks ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

Which is... interesting..

Because the only reason they would beg off on this, is if they WERE spying on US Political figures... as this is supposed to be about the US Government spying on US Citizens.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (NgKpN)

397 but what if a baby brown person has a sad on TV when mean trump stops the caravan?

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (7J5t2)

398 16,000

And not a shower in sight.


And we seem to be picking up many more authentic Hondurans as we go!

Posted by: Occupy America at October 23, 2018 05:44 PM (Ydn2k)

399 So, they're doing the bidding of Soros for some reason. Their interests coincide.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:42 PM (f1Vqw)

Uh yeah, the cartels rely on a steady stream of "migrants" to keep border patrol busy so that they can sneak drugs in.

If the border was closed (or closer to it), it would become more challenging to get drugs across.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:44 PM (GBteo)

400 390 And the immigration courts say



Do- do- do- do- do- do- do- do- de- do....

Posted by: kraken at October 23, 2018 05:44 PM (ffWPP)

401 >>Because the only reason they would beg off on this, is if they WERE spying on US Political figures... as this is supposed to be about the US Government spying on US Citizens.

They were. I've been saying this for months.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 23, 2018 05:45 PM (/tuJf)

402 Hitler's wife?

Oh yeah it was hard to cheat in the few hours between the marriage and the suicide.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 23, 2018 04:57 PM (4ErVI)

They didn't even have time to consummate their marriage.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------


There were rumors of a Stormisch Daniels character being in the bunker at the time.
Posted by: Bad Bad Leroy Brown


Paolomeister.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:45 PM (dnQ1L)

403 2 Was Hitler ever even married?
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Hitler was married for like 1.5 days to Eva Braun in the Berlin Bunker. She was his mistress for 10 years or thereabouts before. Hitler had a couple of prior love affairs that didn't end well, including a cousin who committed suicide....maybe.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:45 PM (pFljN)

404 Which is... interesting..



Because the only reason they would beg off on this, is if they WERE
spying on US Political figures... as this is supposed to be about the US
Government spying on US Citizens.



Posted by: Don Quixote at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (NgKpN)

---
Both the UK and the Aussie governments are hanging on by their fingernails. A public revelation that they stuck their thumbs in the US election and picked the wrong side would topple both of them.

Normally, I'd have zero sympathy, but the leftist governments-in-waiting are batshit crazy.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 23, 2018 05:45 PM (cfSRQ)

405 I'm picturing a Goldfinger operation on the caravan only this time real knock out gas will be used.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:45 PM (iV/zR)

406 And we seem to be picking up many more authentic Hondurans as we go!
Posted by: Occupy America at October 23, 2018 05:44 PM (Ydn2k)

Well thats the real story here, no? How do you leave Honduras with your group of 2,000 "refugees" but end up in Mexico with 15,000 Hondurans?

They couldn't have possibly had that many children on the trip.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:45 PM (GBteo)

407 Ever been on an a military excersise with 5000 and the services provided with the full force of the DOD are barely adequate in a western country? Who are keeping these people going?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (3kUVb)

408 This mental meltdown of the left would be amusing if they weren't calling for riots, attacking people in public and creating chaos everywhere.

There is no crises, it's the left losing their effing minds.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (jUVms)

409 Hitler had the Eagles Nest and the Wolfs Lair

Trump has Mar-a-Largo and Trump Plaza Hotel and Casino

Gotta give this one to the little corporal for naming.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (QLvwG)

410 He's kind of like a center-left Paul Craig Roberts.

Posted by: psychops at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (R3hVq)

411 That crowd is going to trample itself when the tear gas and fire hoses start.

Seriously. All other reasons not to be there aside, I never want to be anywhere near a crowd that size if I can help it.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (yL25O)

412
Yep. Under no circumstances let any of this bunch get on US soil. It's Hawaiian judge time if they do.

We may have to do a little Black Jack Pershing border incursion. Set up a buffer zone.

The problem is they want pictures of our military being mean to the poor women and children. Trump's jack-booted thugs terrorizing screaming children.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (f1Vqw)

413 Hurry Hurry Hurry ... getcher authentic Hondurans, Right Here!!!

Posted by: kraken at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (ffWPP)

414 "The Ads and phone calls never stop here in Ohio, and they are starting to text you now.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 23, 2018 05:43 PM (dKiJG) "

I get texts addressed to Hiawatha. I guess they didn't realize I'm a *Cleveland* Indian.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (oZ6kz)

415 Bruce Bartlette is a nobody right? Who is this guy?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2018 05:47 PM (jUVms)

416 If Hitler was going to eliminate Geli he wouldn t have had it done in his quarters. Bad optics.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 23, 2018 05:47 PM (4Hf9E)

417 374 367 16,000

And not a shower in sight.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (LL1Be)


I'm on the way!

Posted by: Hurricane Willa at October 23, 2018 05:47 PM (mEwvA)

418 Hitler: vegan

Trump: carnivore

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 23, 2018 05:47 PM (YqDXo)

419 so, if it is true that the democrats of some of their allies are running the caravan, then their goal might not be to have them cross the border or even get into the U.S. Nothing about the caravan, as a group of people invading the U.S. accrues to their advantage in any way for the election.

however, if there is a huge mess at the border, either side, with thousands of migrants getting injured or worse, that does work to their advantage.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 23, 2018 05:47 PM (MTjB1)

420 403 2 Was Hitler ever even married?
===
Hitler was married for like 1.5 days to Eva Braun in the Berlin Bunker. She was his mistress for 10 years or thereabouts before. Hitler had a couple of prior love affairs that didn't end well, including a cousin who committed suicide....maybe.

Edit: It was his niece who allegedly committed suicide after Hitler broke it off as he rose to power. She may have committed suicide the same way a former Clinton associate may have committed suicide.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:47 PM (pFljN)

421 Texas, no. Cali - sadly yes. There will be moonbats greeting them at the border and signing them up to vote.
Posted by: IC at October 23, 2018 05:39 PM (a0IVu)


This is one case where it's clearly a federal matter that takes precedence over a state's preference. Hopefully we will send in enough troops to fend off invaders from the south of the border and the (so far) successful invaders from north of the border.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (/qEW2)

422 Little German man bad
Orange man bad
Little German man > Orange man
Orange man worst man.

Posted by: NPC #21506 at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (ABH6n)

423 407 Ever been on an a military excersise with 5000 and the services provided with the full force of the DOD are barely adequate in a western country? Who are keeping these people going?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 23, 2018 05:46 PM (3kUVb)

Well, that's the other thing. Who is feeding and watering these people? They couldn't have possibly left Honduras with enough food and water to last this long.

Not to mention tents, blankets, clothes, etc. etc. And what? Everyone is lugging their own stuff around? Looking at the pictures, I don't see too many people with hiking backpacks on.

Also, I thought these people were desperately poor? How could they afford all of this stuff?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (GBteo)

424 Hitler was also 1 / 1024 Cherokee.

Check out the pictures. Look at those cheek bones.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (/Cvqb)

425
There was a headline that the drug cartels make 2 billion trafficking people into the US.

Could be a self funding thing - the cartels say they can get refugees into the US and then the refugee has to send money or the cartel kills your families.

Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (oYD2h)

426 That crowd is going to trample itself when the tear gas and fire hoses start.

Seriously. All other reasons not to be there aside, I never want to be anywhere near a crowd that size if I can help it.
Posted by: TexasDan


Reason I don't go to sporting events. 8 or 10 gates for 60,000+ people trying to un-ass the AO toot sweet? No thanks.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (dnQ1L)

427 I guess the caravan is like Rocky or Forrest Gump. People just keep joining up.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (iV/zR)

428
Posted by: Ben Had at October 23, 2018 05:41 PM (CSvq/)


BH, hope you've got your scuba gear up to date!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (n9EOP)

429
I was reading someone saying the Cartels would have to be the ones actually doing the logistics for this shit show caravan -- that they're the only ones who could do it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 23, 2018 05:42 PM (f1Vqw)







*fist bump*

The big tell is security of the supply convoys or caches. If the cartels aren't providing the logistics then they'll be stealing the supplies, because that's a fair amount of money for resale. If they ARE providing the logistics, then the convoys and caches are going to be safe, as in Ft Knox style safe. Because NO ONE is going to go against the cartels by stealing from them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (eXA4G)

430 "Edit: It was his niece who allegedly committed suicide after Hitler broke it off as he rose to power. She may have committed suicide the same way a former Clinton associate may have committed suicide.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:47 PM (pFljN) "

So you're saying he did nothing wrong?

Posted by: Jerry Lee Lewis at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (oZ6kz)

431 16K adorable people of color and not one muslim among them.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (7J5t2)

432 sure Trump has someone monitoring the caravan with an intelligence angle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (MTjB1)

433 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?



Yesterday was spaghetti western music



Posted by: Skip


The Final Countdown

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (QLvwG)

434 406 And we seem to be picking up many more authentic Hondurans as we go!
Posted by: Occupy America at October 23, 2018 05:44 PM (Ydn2k)

Well thats the real story here, no? How do you leave Honduras with your group of 2,000 "refugees" but end up in Mexico with 15,000 Hondurans?

They couldn't have possibly had that many children on the trip.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:45 PM (GBteo)

there have been a number or reports that a LOT of the 'growing' is due to people who have already gotten kicked out of the US, and see this as a way to get back in.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (NgKpN)

435 Could someone from FL explain to me what I likeable about Gillum? He's seems rather an attractive looking man, but if you read his policy proposals unless you're a leftist why would you vote for him?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (AllCR)

436 Where do 7000 people defecate?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (jUVms)

437 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?
==

Swing Kids dance music

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (dMvl+)

438 75 Hitler never grabbed anyone by the pussy
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Are we including Chamberlain and Daladier?

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (pFljN)

439 I think this would be the time to tell the hawaii judge to pound sand. Ship them, right back over the f'n border... I mean watching all the goings on with the russian investigation n fbi... Seems we dont have to obey a judges anymore anyway....right

Posted by: DXO at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (nzKWW)

440 ...and the backpacks I DO see all look to be new and not cheap.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (GBteo)

441 Hitler killed Hitler, so he had that going for him...

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at October 23, 2018 05:50 PM (6vJUd)

442 so, if it is true that the democrats of some of their allies are running the caravan, then their goal might not be to have them cross the border or even get into the U.S. Nothing about the caravan, as a group of people invading the U.S. accrues to their advantage in any way for the election.

however, if there is a huge mess at the border, either side, with thousands of migrants getting injured or worse, that does work to their advantage.

Posted by: yankeefifth


If it's true, RICO their asses. Heavy jail time.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:50 PM (dnQ1L)

443 Gotta give this one to the little corporal for naming.
Posted by: Count de Monet

"Schultz? A general? Ha! He's only a sergeant!" -Kilnk

>Hitler was a corporal...

Posted by: Colonel Hogan at October 23, 2018 05:50 PM (eVIA2)

444 And we seem to be picking up many more authentic Hondurans as we go!
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Originally from Africa, Sri Lanka, and India, apparently.

Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2018 05:50 PM (CPS8G)

445 WSJ

Trump to hold MAGA rally in Southwest Florida on Oct. 31, per source.

Posted by: HA at October 23, 2018 05:50 PM (MAstk)

446 OT: The left sidebar alerts/comments have become way too TALL lately.
They also contain 50/50 valid hyperlinks.
I 100% LOVE THE SNARK, but please (everyone else too) check your hyperlinks, and do not annoy-link to a paywall URL. Some of you wild-linkers forget that you pay to read the failing New York Times, and we do not et all.
Preesh!

Posted by: MoJoeTee at October 23, 2018 05:51 PM (AYWLL)

447 GOP offering Pelosi all expenses paid trips so she can GOTV because she's toxic.

Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:51 PM (7J5t2)

448 At least this makes it easier to denigrate Hitler. The preferred insult would be "Mustachioed Trump."

However since Bartlett tells us Hitler was superior to Trump, you can no longer call POTUS "Mango Hitler." Makes him sound both more statesmanlike and deliciously juicy.

Posted by: Fruit Ninja at October 23, 2018 05:51 PM (HFYLP)

449
Well thats the real story here, no? How do you
leave Honduras with your group of 2,000 "refugees" but end up in Mexico
with 15,000 Hondurans?





Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:45 PM (GBteo)


Actually, it's easier than making an elephant disappear.


Posted by: David Copperfield at October 23, 2018 05:51 PM (UsCnO)

450 435-Typo; Sorry Meant What "is" likeable about Gillum?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:51 PM (AllCR)

451 Hitler's carbon footprint during WWII was much bigger than Trumps. H was a vegitarian, though, so there's that. And he liked dogs.

Posted by: hepcat at October 23, 2018 05:51 PM (5b+Sr)

452 OTOH Hitler wanted to kill all the Jews and retarded people. The Leftards scream Jew-hate in favor of Muh Islam and support Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:51 PM (pFljN)

453 436 Where do 7000 people defecate?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (jUVms)

I assume on the side of the road, which I'm sure the Mexicans love.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:52 PM (GBteo)

454 https://youtu.be/2D-0pEjVJ9Y
Katyusha

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:52 PM (T4oHT)

455 Also, I thought these people were desperately poor? How could they afford all of this stuff?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Nicely clothed, too.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 23, 2018 05:52 PM (hy3Pw)

456 Hitler got along with the Muslims, including Palestinians. They had something in common.

Trump does not (always).

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:52 PM (GBteo)

457 Where do 7000 people defecate?
Posted by: Seems Legit



That little taco joint on the corner.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:52 PM (dnQ1L)

458 how did everyone in the caravan get so fucking fat /seriously obese?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (MTjB1)

459 436
Where do 7000 people defecate?

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (jUVms)

It's OK. They are all angels and their shit don't stink.

Posted by: David Copperfield at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (UsCnO)

460 >>Where do 7000 people defecate?


Everywhere.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (ourPG)

461 458 how did everyone in the caravan get so fucking fat /seriously obese?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (MTjB1)

It's the diet. Plus genetics.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (GBteo)

462 I think that comparison is the Rubicon for me. I am hard pressed to think of a reason not to smack that asshat in the nose.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (wYseH)

463 Where do 7000 people defecate?
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2018 05:49 PM (jUVms)

--------

Into plastic forms shaped like doughy sad sack fat rich guys.

It's where NR gets all their contributors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

464 California has thousands of illegal voters, that has to flow over to state and federal elections

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (T4oHT)

465 The problem is they want pictures of our military being mean to the poor
women and children. Trump's jack-booted thugs terrorizing screaming
children.
---
Arrange for any 'journalists' covering the herd to go into detention with them and get around to processing them,...whenever.

Posted by: Methos at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (CPS8G)

466 430 "Edit: It was his niece who allegedly committed suicide after Hitler broke it off as he rose to power. She may have committed suicide the same way a former Clinton associate may have committed suicide.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:47 PM (pFljN) "

So you're saying he did nothing wrong?
===
Assuming I am a CNN or PMS-NBC talking head....yes.

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:53 PM (pFljN)

467 Where do 7000 people defecate?

------------

The streets of San Francisco.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:54 PM (sX1BW)

468 Nicely clothed, too.
Posted by: Joe Mama at O



don't worry about me ever asking to borrow clothes from you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 23, 2018 05:54 PM (MTjB1)

469 Trump is worse than Hitler because:

1. In the pizza-hut putsch of 1986 in Queens two queens were hurt (their feelings, that is) when Trump and his gang took over the juke box and put an end to a string of Streisand classics with the upstart Springsteen. However, he was not patient enough to make it through the tune selected, which seemed to be about New Jersey or something, and soon said "Let's put on some Beatles!"

2. In the "You're Fired!" Night of the Long Knives, Trump brusquely discharged a young woman of color, reducing her to tears on national TV.

3. During the infamous Trump Tower Kristallnacht, Trupm ran down the hallway of his penthouse in his boxer shorts smashing champagne glasses,

4. Trump once invaded Poland in his obnoxious private jet and threatened to "make a deal."

4. Trump tortured some Jews who worked for him, almost to the point of death, by belaboring them with his crazed theory of leveraged business vetures.

Posted by: Caliban at October 23, 2018 05:54 PM (QE8X6)

470 Good lord love a duck!!! Is there no bottom to the pit of stupidity that the left insists on digging? This crap is giving me a severe headache. THIS is the end result of modern American education. As I keep saying, thank all concerned I finished all my required courses for a history degree just in the nick of time.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at October 23, 2018 05:54 PM (7bner)

471 If Gillum does win Florida, the next day left is going to start talking him up as a future Presidential nominee. Can you imagine it..?

Gillum / Ocasio-Cortez 2024

Talk about a fucking nightmare for anyone who hates socialism (i.e. Americans).

And, yes. She will be old enough.. barely by 3 months!

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 23, 2018 05:54 PM (neVm7)

472 It wasn't until recently that I figured out that Joseph Goebbels was more honest than Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 23, 2018 05:54 PM (YvUf/)

473 I like the music at the end of Battleground.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at October 23, 2018 05:54 PM (iV/zR)

474 For people walking 1500 or so miles, they don't seem to be making much in the way of GAINZ.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2018 05:54 PM (ourPG)

475 I haven't seen fat caravan herd, only regular sized herd
but I haven't been checking all the photos

anyone have a link to the fat migrants pic?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (dMvl+)

476 Little German man bad
Orange man bad
Little German man > Orange man
Orange man worst man.
Posted by: NPC #21506 at October 23, 2018 05:48 PM (ABH6n)

This is so true and you are so brave. Orange man bad.

Posted by: NPC #65083 at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (o4fG0)

477 If you're walking 1000 miles you should be fairly trim.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (jUVms)

478 Hitler killed Hitler, so he has that going for him.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (QLvwG)

479 Next year's crop of fruits and veggies from mexico will be fertilized by this Trek, Shit Trek

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (3kUVb)

480 Probably because they aren't doing Intervals.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (ourPG)

481 Trump has more in common with Slick than Herr Hitler.

Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (OCt4/)

482 Is there a website tracking this invasion? That many people can't stay together and move more than 10 -15 miles a day. Especially if not supplied with food and water.

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 05:56 PM (T4oHT)

483 1,040 people voted yesterday in my little town.
Beat that today.
Will beat it tomorrow. Worker just said he has never seen these numbers in a midterm.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 05:56 PM (dnQ1L)

484 don't worry about me ever asking to borrow clothes from you.

Posted by: yankeefifth


You must have missed all the North Face and Eddie Bauer clad twenty-somethings in those photos.

Posted by: Joe Mama at October 23, 2018 05:56 PM (hy3Pw)

485 OT: The left sidebar alerts/comments have become way too TALL last few weeks...
They also contain less than 50/50 valid hyperlinks.
I
100% LOVE THE SNARK, but please (everyone else too) check your
hyperlinks, and do not annoy-link to a paywall URL. Some of you
wild-linkers forget that you pay to read the failing New York Times, and
we do not et all subscribe to an iota of them as a unified horde.

Posted by: MoJoeTee at October 23, 2018 05:56 PM (AYWLL)

486 If you're walking 1000 miles you should be fairly trim.

-------------

Right now, they are walking kilometers. Maybe this is why they want in so bad ... because in this country you walk Miles.

Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:56 PM (sX1BW)

487 Feral Mexican Dogs Hardest Hit

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2018 05:57 PM (ourPG)

488 An hour late to thread, but has anyone mentioned that Bruce missed the all important "Hitler was a vegetarian and Trump contributes to AGW by eating red meat 11!"

Posted by: paleRider at October 23, 2018 05:57 PM (eASYU)

489 281
This needs a galaxy brain meme. Progression from "Trump is literally
Hitler" to "Trump is worse than Hitler" to "On second thought Hitler
wasn't all that bad."


Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at October 23, 2018 05:29 PM (oZ6kz)

'Rons and 'Ettes should start calling into their local news TV stations and ask, "What happened to the invaders, er, I mean helpless migrant caravan? It's not on the news any more. What happened to them? Did the Mexican government kill them all?"

You know the Lefties would melt.


Posted by: David Copperfield at October 23, 2018 05:57 PM (UsCnO)

490 If Twitter was shut down the world would instantly be a smarter, better place. Twitter makes people stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 23, 2018 05:57 PM (zJmMh)

491 TR$UMP is POTUS and Hitler was NOT!!
Hillary has more in common with Hitler than TRUMP.

Posted by: subhuman taxpayer at October 23, 2018 05:57 PM (OCt4/)

492 anyone have a link to the fat migrants pic?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (dMvl+)



Nope; I haven't seen any fat invaders pictures although some women may be. Frontpage Mag has a picture-the majority of which look like men under 35 and they are not fat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

493 Probably because they aren't doing Intervals.
Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2018 05:55 PM (ourPG)

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HA!

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 23, 2018 05:57 PM (jUVms)

494 off Copper sock

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:58 PM (UsCnO)

495

4D chess played by a chess master.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2018 05:58 PM (HaL55)

496 486 If you're walking 1000 miles you should be fairly trim.

-------------

Right now, they are walking kilometers. Maybe this is why they want in so bad ... because in this country you walk Miles.
Posted by: SH at October 23, 2018 05:56 PM (sX1BW)

Yup.... there are two kinds of countries..

Those on the Metric system, and those who have been to the Moon...

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 23, 2018 05:58 PM (NgKpN)

497 282 Since we're onto WWII any suggestions for movie music of that?
Yesterday was spaghetti western music
===
Gotcha here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9c8C2K-TtE

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:58 PM (pFljN)

498 488
An hour late to thread, but has anyone mentioned that Bruce missed the
all important "Hitler was a vegetarian and Trump contributes to AGW by
eating red meat 11!"

Posted by: paleRider at October 23, 2018 05:57 PM (eASYU)

You would be proud of the Moron effort.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:58 PM (UsCnO)

499 >>HA!


You gotta mix that shit up!

Walk. Run. Jog. Run. Walk.

Every once in a while, stop and do a few squats or maybe a set of pull-ups.

Posted by: garrett at October 23, 2018 05:59 PM (ourPG)

500 "I Am Hitler!"

Sounds like a good title from a Mel Brooks movie that was never made.

Posted by: William Eaton at October 23, 2018 05:59 PM (MuTTO)

501 Hitler was a meth addict. He was a better addict than Trump.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 23, 2018 05:59 PM (zJmMh)

502 1,040 people voted yesterday in my little town.
Beat that today.
Will beat it tomorrow. Worker just said he has never seen these numbers in a midterm.

*******************

All them white privileged folks who have good paying jobs now under trump refusing to give up their jobs so Pedro Garcia Mahfood Abirrzzarh who is totes a native of Guatemala and didn't just arrive with the caravan as a result of being funded by ISIS money can get his free healthcare. RACISTS!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 23, 2018 06:00 PM (+dsLj)

503 Nood

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 23, 2018 06:00 PM (Q6JD/)

504 "I Am Hitler!"

Sounds like a good title from a Mel Brooks movie that was never made.
Posted by: William Eaton at October 23, 2018 05:59 PM (MuTTO)


"Heil myself!" - Hitler in some movie.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 23, 2018 06:01 PM (T71PA)

505 They must be some tough people, we lost probably 10-12 people on our 24 mile hike in basic training

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 23, 2018 06:01 PM (3kUVb)

506 Every once in a while, stop and do a few squats

Claro que si!

Posted by: 16000 Fat "Mexicans" at October 23, 2018 06:01 PM (LL1Be)

507 Oh, I know! Put up a toll booth like in Blazing Saddles. Then the caravan will have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 23, 2018 06:02 PM (gC2IV)

508 Tours of the Black Clock by Steve Erickson tells an alternate history in which an American writer is approached by Hitler's inner circle to write porn stories featuring Geli. Heartbroken Hitler is made whole by these porn stories and WWII turns out very differently.

A very trippy book. The kind when you finish you say wtf? You don't say it during the book because you're too busy turning the pages to find out what happens next.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at October 23, 2018 06:02 PM (ICaYg)

509 454 https://youtu.be/2D-0pEjVJ9Y
Katyusha
===
My favorite version here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtAqmVBbDX0

Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 06:02 PM (pFljN)

510 Hitler also considered himself a globalist that wanted to look past borders.
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 23, 2018 05:01 PM (7J5t2)


------------

Exactly, think of a one world government with no tariffs.

Volkswagens for all!

Posted by: William Eaton at October 23, 2018 06:03 PM (MuTTO)

511 Hitler was a master orator. Kept huge crowds enthralled for hours and hours, interrupted often by their cheering and saluting. Young women had babies for him.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 06:03 PM (QLvwG)

512 Posted by: exdem13 at October 23, 2018 05:58 PM

Watched all of GuP twice

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 06:04 PM (T4oHT)

513 They were. I've been saying this for months.

5 eyes
so Abdul, Mohammed leaves 3 eyes free to keep on the right.

Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2018 06:05 PM (FhXTo)

514

Could someone from FL explain to me what I likeable about Gillum? He's seems rather an attractive looking man, but if you read his policy proposals unless you're a leftist why would you vote for him?


Nothing. He's a Progressive imbecile, propped up by the Giant Progressive Election Machine. His record is nothing to be proud of and there are stories of his corruption while in office. Plus he wants to impose a state tax which will never fly with all the 29-year-olds down here.

Whichever poll you see is nothing but Prog wishcasting. There are precious few Gillum signs in yards. At intersections, yeah. That's the campaign orifice for sure. Lazy assholes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2018 06:05 PM (HaL55)

515 485 OT: The left sidebar alerts/comments have become way too TALL last few weeks...
They also contain less than 50/50 valid hyperlinks.
I
100% LOVE THE SNARK, but please (everyone else too) check your
hyperlinks, and do not annoy-link to a paywall URL. Some of you
wild-linkers forget that you pay to read the failing New York Times, and
we do not et all subscribe to an iota of them as a unified horde.
Posted by: MoJoeTee at October 23, 2018 05:56 PM (AYWLL)



You know, if there's no name behind the post it's almost certainly an ace provided link. And he fucks up his own most about 50% of the time. You expect his sidebar linking to be better?

Posted by: buzzion at October 23, 2018 06:05 PM (zRwJ/)

516 Because NO ONE is going to go against the cartels

It makes their haciendas C3 targets.

Posted by: DaveA at October 23, 2018 06:07 PM (FhXTo)

517 Guess we're willowed

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 06:11 PM (T4oHT)

518 514

Could someone from FL explain to me what I likeable about Gillum? He's seems rather an attractive looking man, but if you read his policy proposals unless you're a leftist why would you vote for him?


Nothing. He's a Progressive imbecile, propped up by the Giant Progressive Election Machine. His record is nothing to be proud of and there are stories of his corruption while in office. Plus he wants to impose a state tax which will never fly with all the 29-year-olds down here.

Whichever poll you see is nothing but Prog wishcasting. There are precious few Gillum signs in yards. At intersections, yeah. That's the campaign orifice for sure. Lazy assholes.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 23, 2018 06:05 PM (HaL55)

Agreed.

This Floridian finds nothing attractive about Gillum. Don't know anyone living here who does.

But maybe I live in a too conservative an area of Florida, and our thoughts here are too clouded with common sense.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 06:14 PM (CmURZ)

519 Kelly's Heroes music is nice. But I think the iconic theme is from The Great Escape.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at October 23, 2018 05:34 PM (Jj+59)

Patton.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 23, 2018 05:36 PM (UsCnO)

+++++
Yep, the theme from Patton is one of my very favorite movie scores!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 23, 2018 06:16 PM (2sCft)

520 Another point of comparison between DJT and Hitler: Trump has no issue with teh gheys, but Hitler purged Ernst Roehm and the SA in 1934 in part because of the SA's reputation (in Hitler's words) for "homosexuality, debauchery, drunkenness, and high living." Roehm was found in bed with a young adjutant when the "Night of the Long Knives" got under way.

Posted by: Basement Cat at October 23, 2018 06:17 PM (3C9q2)

521 504 Heil Myself! https://youtu.be/yTBYksnK7N0

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 23, 2018 06:18 PM (+wjl1)

522 I listen to Patton often., movie music is better for longer listening while painting

Posted by: Skip at October 23, 2018 06:18 PM (T4oHT)

523 Bruce Bartlett has his finger on the pulse of...I dunno, his dying relevance? What a whackjob.

Posted by: quilp at October 23, 2018 06:21 PM (Fxgkp)

524 "Normally, I'd have zero sympathy, but the leftist governments-in-waiting are batshit crazy."

Yep. And Brexit is in our national interest, both short and long term. It's going to happen regardless, but there's no sense muddying the waters. And holding this over the UK gives us leverage. Austria is less pivotal but a useful counterweight to Germany.

Having dirt on people is often more useful than exposing them.

Posted by: GalosGann at October 23, 2018 06:22 PM (Dl9Eq)

525 yankeefifth: "however, if there is a huge mess at the border, either side, with thousands of migrants getting injured or worse, that does work to their advantage."

This is like the Khashoggi Affair: Beyond Giving A Crap.

Do not care. Do not care. Do not care.

I will not accept my country and my countrymen being subservient to an invading force however packaged. If they push, I don't care how extreme the shove required. Even if it takes fishes with lasers on their freakin' heads.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 23, 2018 06:46 PM (6eEQ+)

526 Remained faithful to his wife? He and Eva Braun took poison withing 15 minuets of their marriage. Yeah, that's faithful alright.

Posted by: Rhoda R at October 23, 2018 06:58 PM (EW9tX)

527 Ah Bruce Bartlett. Either too dumb or too lazy--or maybe both to go to Wikipedia and check out Hitler's sexuality. I knew that Hitler had, at one time, been boffing his half niece. Did so for six years until she committted suicide. He had a couple of other lovers who either committed or attempted suicide. He was married--once--for 40 hours--to Eva Braun. He'd been shagging her for 14 years before the two got married--in the bunker--and 40 hours later both were dead. Hitler liked his women to be younger--in that regard maybe there is a comparison to Trump--and dumber so he could dominate them. Somehow I don't think The Donald can dominate Melania.

And another kink in Hitler's sexuality was his coprophilia. That's right, he got turned on by poo. Look up "Cleveland Steamer" (taking a dump on your sex partner's chest) and realize that any claims of "golden showers" in a Moscow hotel room are small potatoes indeed--even if true.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 23, 2018 07:02 PM (Sda6L)

528 Being faithful for one whole day (didn't this guy ever see a Hitler vid?) doesn't constitute much of a record.

Posted by: formwiz at October 23, 2018 07:51 PM (3rwvI)

529 Other Hitler connections:

George Soros worked with both Hitler and Democrats.

Hitler double-crossed the Russians but Democrats kept their word and sold Russia 20% of our uranium.

Hitler was a National Socialist, but Democrats are Socialists who hate this nation.

FDR fought to stop Hitler from invading America. Today. Democrats fight Trump to make sure America is invaded.

Hitler pushed Identity Politics until he ruined a great country. Hmmm...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 23, 2018 09:11 PM (Ndje9)

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