The Morning Report - 10/23/18

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Good morning kids. The premeditated and preplanned invasion of thousands of migrants from Central America to and through our borders continues to remain the top story. What is known is that this is obviously bought and paid for by several Democrat-Leftist organizations with ties to Nazi collaborator and convicted felon George Soros. Aside from the intertwined goals of causing chaos internally ahead of a crucial midterm election, there is a very real danger and threat to our national security and safety.

No doubt in my mind that Guatemala and Honduras are eager and complicit actors in not only disposing of hungry, illiterate peasants (actually, the photos show very well fed and well clothed people, so more like indigenous welfare layabouts) that they can ill afford to take care of, but quite possibly emptying their prisons a la Fidel Castro in the 1980 Mariel Boat Lift (as well as Leonid Brezhnev who let scores or even hundreds of hardened criminals emigrate to America intermingled with and posing as real Soviet Jews fleeing persecution). That's bad enough but as Judicial Watch Reported late last week as this invasion force got rolling:

In a startling revelation, Guatemala's president announced in the country's largest newspaper that nearly 100 ISIS terrorists have been apprehended in the impoverished Central American nation. Why should Americans care about this? A caravan of Central American migrants is making its way north. Let's not forget that Guatemala is one of the countries that bombarded the U.S. with illegal immigrant minors under Barack Obama's open border free-for-all. They came in droves from Honduras, El Salvador and Guatemala through the Mexican border and for years Uncle Sam rolled out the welcome mat offering housing, food, medical treatment and a free education

A terrorist could have easily slipped in considering the minors, coined Unaccompanied Alien Children (UAC), were not properly vetted and some turned out to be violent gangbangers who went on to commit heinous crimes in their adopted land of opportunity. In fact, the nation's most violent street gang, Mara Salvatrucha (MS-13), was energized by the barrage of UACs. The Texas Department of Public Safety even issued a report documenting how the MS-13 emerged as a top tier gang in the state thanks to the influx of illegal alien gang members that came with the UACs. At the time more than 60,000 UACs - - many with criminal histories - - had stormed into the U.S. in a matter of months. Tens of thousands more eventually made it north.

This is insanity. I submit that Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico and perhaps a few other Central American nations (full-on freak commie Daniel Ortega is still ruling over the failed shit-hole of Nicaragua which has all but erupted in a civil war... again) by doing this are in fact committing an act of war against the United States. Over and above that, Iran and other Islamic terror organizations like Hezbollah have been establishing a presence in South America, particularly Venezuela, for at least a decade or longer as means of striking America.

Article IV Section 4 of the United States Constitution (remember that?) clearly states:

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic violence.

Yesterday there was much debate and some consternation about the prospect of sending our military down to the border to prevent the invaders (and that is exactly what they are) from entering US soil. Yes, the "optics" would be shall we say "suboptimal" if even one of the individuals were to be injured or worse in any encounter with American troops. But I think the consequences would be far worse both in political terms as well as actual national security if President Trump does not take decisive action immediately to at minimum prevent this mass of invaders from crossing our borders if not send them back where they came from.

The President ran and won on this very issue. From a political standpoint, what Soros and the Dems hope will turn into an October surprise to defeat the GOP has the potential to bury them not only in 2 weeks but in 2020 and perhaps beyond. Aside from sending the military and physically sealing our border, after declaring a national state of emergency the President should also:

1. Suspend all granting of asylum at the border
2. Cut all military, economic and other aid to the countries involved in this
3. Freeze all assets and all bank transactions of the countries involved
4. Freeze all wire transfers of cash from the US to the countries involved (this alone is huge)
5. Freeze the assets and revoke 501C-3 status of every organization and individual known to be involved in this
6. Deport George Soros to Malaysia or Hungary and seize his assets

As to #6 on that list, since it is more than likely that Soros is involved in this via his various front groups, he is de facto acting in a manner that is seditious if not treasonous.

As Samuel Johnson said, "when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully." The question is who is the hangman and who is the condemned? The world wonders...

And as this invasion I think is part and parcel of the Democrat-Left-Media's assault on the republic, we have a loon getting shot by security guards as he tried kicking his way in to Fox's DC office, a boulder was hurled through the window at Kevin McCarthy's office and, speaking of Nazi war criminals, an explosive device was allegedly found in the mailbox of George Soros' NYC residence. Probably a false flag just like the "Cuban exiles" protesting and hurling profanities at Nancy Palsi in Florida last week. Not that I approve either of those but the Left has sown the wind. We'll see what they reap.

On to politics where with his popularity peaking and GOP voter enthusiasm now soaring, the President held a massive rally in Houston and it was a love fest between him and Teh Ted. He hit on the themes of the caravan, Kavanaugh the tax cuts and the booming economy as well as taking some swipes at Fauxca-has-been and the Bollard that ate Chappaqua. Meanwhile as polls tighten up everywhere, CNN continues to lie about the huge "blue wave," Ambassador to Germany Richard Grenell slams Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco over her global warming tripe as the same as fighting the Nazis, Andrew Gillum is one creepy-ass commie, the GOP is kicking ass so far in early voting, Scott Wallace drops the f-bomb in a synagogue, Obama goes stumping in Nevada and continues to take credit for the Trump economic miracle, Lindsay Graham hopes the Dems get their asses kicked for abusing Justice Kavanaugh, Stacey Abrams burnishes her credentials by admitting to burning the Georgia state flag, and lastly the Dems' hoped for October surprise may very well be on them.

Internationally, the US has sent warships through the Taiwan Straits as a bird-flip to the Chi-Coms and an analysis of why pulling out of the Russky nuke treaty is a good thing. Meanwhile, Daniel Greenfield looks at Khashoggi-mania and Islam's gonna Islam - forever. Domestically, Ford looks to test its new self-driving vehicle on the streets of DC, Trump has announced he wants another 10% cut in taxes, SCOTUS has delayed testimony from Wilbur Ross on the citizenship question in the census, the administration is taking an axe now to Obama's labor legacy (good), the Alabama Supreme Court has made a huge decision that could pave the way to overturn Roe v Wade, and a sobering look at the disaster Dem Medicare for All would be.

Also, the usual nightmare links about the state of education in America, global warming is out and global cooling is in and Gaia sez "have it your way, I'll be okay." And from hither and yon, Sarah Silverman is out of her mind, an interesting essay on the trans-humanists, a look at the Left from Russky Bolshies to American Socialists and the great Heather MacDonald on identity politics.

Hope all of you win a second prize in tonight's Mega Millions!

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at 07:48 AM




Comments

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1 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 07:47 AM (mpXpK)

2 Morning all!

Posted by: IanDeal at October 23, 2018 07:47 AM (5mrLG)

3 damn top 5
not first

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 07:47 AM (8D42x)

4 WTFO??

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 23, 2018 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

5 Corgis called.

Posted by: cpurick at October 23, 2018 07:48 AM (7YrFp)

6 Hiya

Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 07:48 AM (cg8j+)

7 should have known I'd lose out to Vic.

but now the good news is the coffee is ready and all my news is here to read.

thanks for the yeoman's work you both do.

and morning to the rest of you Morons.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 07:48 AM (8D42x)

8 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 23, 2018 07:49 AM (QAdJD)

9 So many links, thank you.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at October 23, 2018 07:50 AM (PbH71)

10 If this "migrant" caravan is a campaign stunt, it'll get more Trump, and maybe a wall.

Posted by: BignJames at October 23, 2018 07:50 AM (0+nbW)

11
The New York Times seems to think it's anti-semitic to hate George Soros. People to the right get painted with that broad brush because he is allegedly Jewish.

We're not allowed to hate him because he financially supports left-wing causes and the violence they've brought and continue to bring.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 23, 2018 07:50 AM (URwyc)

12 Good morning!

@SaraCarterDC


Guatemalan intelligence discovered people from India, Bangladesh, Africa had also joined in with the caravan -I bumped into a number of young MS 13 gang members. @JudicialWatch Chris Farrell and Guatemalan Secretary of Strategic Intelligence Mario Duarte on the border w/ me

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2018 07:51 AM (W+vEI)

13 Notice how those "images" do not zero in and show closeups of these migrants. They are NOT children or even adolescents.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 07:51 AM (mpXpK)

14 I was very popular in high school!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at October 23, 2018 07:51 AM (tHzqt)

15

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 23, 2018 07:51 AM (7AQC5)

16 "text to be displayed"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2018 07:52 AM (yQpMk)

17 disposing of hungry, illiterate peasants that they can ill afford to take care

Look at the vids.

Some of those folks are extremely well-fed.

Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 07:52 AM (cg8j+)

18 13 Notice how those "images" do not zero in and show closeups of these migrants. They are NOT children or even adolescents.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 07:51 AM (mpXpK)


It should be noted to that every 3rd world shit-hole where there is conflict employs child soldiers routinely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 07:53 AM (/9p9e)

19 Compassion should not require massive transfer of wealth from citizens to illegals.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 23, 2018 07:53 AM (JFO2v)

20 (CNSNews.com) Mexican President Enrique Peņa Nieto on Monday warned
Central American migrants who entered Mexico illegally in recent days as
part of a U.S.-bound caravan that they were unlikely to achieve
either the goal of staying in Mexico or of entering the United States.




he is talking out the other side of his mouth. He is actually aiding and abetting these turds.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 07:53 AM (mpXpK)

21
Notice how those "images" do not zero in and show closeups of these migrants. They are NOT children or even adolescents.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 07:51 AM


Drudge has a big picture of them up. All males of military age.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 23, 2018 07:53 AM (URwyc)

22 Morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 23, 2018 07:53 AM (438dO)

23 17 disposing of hungry, illiterate peasants that they can ill afford to take care

Look at the vids.

Some of those folks are extremely well-fed.
Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 07:52 AM (cg8j+)



True. Then disposing of vast numbers of the populace they can no longer to give welfare too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 07:53 AM (/9p9e)

24 and morning to the rest of you Morons.

Posted by: SturmToddler


Backatcha.

Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 07:54 AM (cg8j+)

25 I was very popular in high school!
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at October 23, 2018 07:51 AM (tHzqt)

I remember...Your hair was always had that gleaming wet look?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 07:54 AM (bim/x)

26 Human Rights Watch: Palestinians crush dissent with torture
Both PA and Hamas security forces use 'machineries of repression,' including torture and arbitrary arrests, to stifle criticism, watchdog says in report, adding these practices could amount to crimes against humanity.

LOL...They just figured that one out?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 07:55 AM (bim/x)

27 I expected SCOTUS to reversed a lower court ruling that ordered the commerce secretary to provide written answers to Democrat agitators seeking to sue over adding the citizenship question to the census. The question had been on the census for decades previously until Obama removed it in 2010.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 07:55 AM (mpXpK)

28 guten morgen horden

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 07:55 AM (dMvl+)

29 Ben Sasse attacks PDJT because his biggest donors in Nebraska want him to do so. Not complicated.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 07:56 AM (tHzqt)

30 Yesterday there was much debate and some consternation about the prospect of sending our military down to the border to prevent the invaders (and that is exactly what they are) from entering US soil. Yes, the "optics" would be shall we say "suboptimal" if even one of the individuals were to be injured or worse in any encounter with American troops.

I get the point, and it may have some weight. But, OTOH, it ain't necessarily so. That way of looking at it is precisely that of the Stockholm Republicans who have, throughout my life, cringed at the prospect of doing ANYTHING that allows the Democrats and the Pravda media to say mean things about them.

We have found that this isn't the case. I am now disinclined to worry about "optics". If the last two years have shown us anything, it is that no one really knows what the optics will actually be, or how significant they will be.

So do the right thing, and let the chips fall where they may.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 07:56 AM (59GGI)

31 Good Morning Vietnam!

Posted by: An Observation at October 23, 2018 07:56 AM (FeLuV)

32 Another great package J.J.
Thanxs!!!!
I like being on the east coast so I can wake up to this and catch up on things.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2018 07:56 AM (5I436)

33 >>Notice how those "images" do not zero in and show closeups of these migrants. They are NOT children or even adolescents.

https://twitter.com/SaraCarterDC/status/1054524248063176704

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2018 07:57 AM (W+vEI)

34 Flake attacking PDT again.
And the sun came up today

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 07:57 AM (bim/x)

35 Anybody tracking the invasion force with with average
Speed and best estimated course?

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 23, 2018 07:57 AM (OOH1c)

36 Here's how to stop those invading vermin with a Sleepy Jeff Special.

1. Terminate temporarily all transfer of funds to Mexico
2. Seize assets of any violators
3. Expedited deportation

How do you say "where's the fucking money" in Spanish, times a million?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 23, 2018 07:57 AM (y7DUB)

37 Notice how those "images" do not zero in and show closeups of these migrants. They are NOT children or even adolescents.

And not a one of them can help my Yankees.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 07:58 AM (bim/x)

38 On that GA Communist running for Gov and setting the flag on fire Fox News article says the polls indicate the race is a 'toss up'. They are FOS. This race will be a Republican blowout.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 07:58 AM (mpXpK)

39 Today's whiteboard sign:
It's not a "caravan". It's a politically motivated and fully funded invasion.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 23, 2018 07:58 AM (AllCR)

40 We have ALWAYS been at war with EastAsia Eurasia Oceania EastAsia!

Sorry, didn't check my calendar for today's narrative.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 07:59 AM (n9EOP)

41 JJ - "text to be displayed" link not working!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2018 07:59 AM (W+vEI)

42 IF FL elects that antisemite commie GOV I hope he institutes a 69% State income tax

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 07:59 AM (bim/x)

43 I believe the correct description is "Nazi collaborator, international fugitive from justice and convicted felon George Soros."

Posted by: An Observation at October 23, 2018 07:59 AM (FeLuV)

44 41 JJ - "text to be displayed" link not working!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2018 07:59 AM (W+vEI)


Nothing wrong with your set. Just a typo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 08:00 AM (/9p9e)

45 So do the right thing, and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018

****

This. Do the right thing.
The media will show anything done on the border in the worst possible light. And if they can't find anything they will invent it. But most Americans will understand.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2018 08:00 AM (5I436)

46 Trump administration set to scrap much of Obama's labor legacy in 2019


I want to see him undo EVERYTHING O'Choom did.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:00 AM (mpXpK)

47 French Holocaust denier Robert Faurisson dies at 89
The former French academic claimed the gas chambers in Auschwitz were the 'biggest lie of the 20th century,' saying Jews died instead of disease and malnutrition; he was repeatedly charged and convicted of Holocaust denial.

Good riddence to bad trash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:00 AM (bim/x)

48 And the sun came up today

Posted by: Nevergiveup


(Looks out the window)

You're right !

If you ever get tired of breathing halitosis, you could be a weatherperson !

Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 08:01 AM (cg8j+)

49 It's interesting how the caravan invasion has almost wiped the whole Khashoggi affair off the news completely.

I still think Trump should defer to Congress regarding any sanctions or any other actions.

Back to the caravan.. With the hurricane coming though and the distance involved, it seems to me it would be almost impossible for that caravan to make it here by election day.

After that, I think Trump can go ahead and be as tough as he wants to be.. but no military before election day..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 23, 2018 08:02 AM (438dO)

50 11
The New York Times seems to think it's anti-semitic to hate George Soros. People to the right get painted with that broad brush because he is allegedly Jewish.

We're not allowed to hate him because he financially supports left-wing causes and the violence they've brought and continue to bring.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 23, 2018 07:50 AM (URwyc)

Funny how the "Shove 'em into the sea for Palestine!" types love to parade Soros around as their Bestest MoT Buddy.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 08:02 AM (UnA8+)

51 Powerline reports a new poll showing DNC luminary and domestic abuser Keith X has fallen behind the Republican candidate, Doug Wardlaw, is the race to become Minnesota's AG. Yay!!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 08:02 AM (tHzqt)

52 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 23, 2018 08:02 AM (xQfPr)

53 text to be displayed

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 23, 2018 08:02 AM (CPk08)

54 TURKEY'S ERDOGAN SAYS SIGNS SHOW KHASHOGGI KILLING WAS PLANNED

LOL

Boy ya gotta get up pretty early in the AM to get anything past this genius?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:02 AM (bim/x)

55 @14

And apparently you peed your bed alot, how do I know this?

Because you wont shut the fuck up about how you peed your bed until you were in your teens.

Fruitcake.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 08:03 AM (kT3/m)

56 "We have found that this isn't the case. I am now disinclined to worry about "optics". If the last two years have shown us anything, it is that no one really knows what the optics will actually be, or how significant they will be.

So do the right thing, and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 07:56 AM (59GGI)"


This, this, a thousand times this.
The optics of the Kavanaugh kerfuffle were supposed to
kill us all, forever. How'd that work out ?
Optics has always been a construct of the Marketing wing of politics, which has dominated for far too long.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 23, 2018 08:03 AM (QAdJD)

57 Domestically, Ford looks to test it's new self-driving vehicle on the streets of DC

Should be named the Ford Fiasco, of course.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:03 AM (59GGI)

58 Hundreds of Bangladeshi illegal aliens have been caught in the Laredo sector alone this year.

And it costs them $27,000 cash, each, to get here. So obviously they're not "poor folks" just looking to score some minimum wage job here.

Gee, I wonder what other reason could bring these well-funded, Islamic young men here?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2018 08:03 AM (fqUgw)

59 57 Domestically, Ford looks to test it's new self-driving vehicle on the streets of DC

Should be named the Ford Fiasco, of course.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:03 AM (59GGI)


Well, we already have the Ford Filner and Ford Ficus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 08:04 AM (/9p9e)

60 French Holocaust denier Robert Faurisson dies at 89
The former French academic claimed the gas chambers in Auschwitz were the 'biggest lie of the 20th century,' saying Jews died instead of disease and malnutrition; he was repeatedly charged and convicted of Holocaust denial.

The first time I read that Ike ordered the camps to be filmed because "they'll deny it", I was astounded.

Ike was a pretty smart cookie.

Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 08:05 AM (cg8j+)

61 Shoot the invaders dead. Then shoot them again to make sure.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 08:05 AM (r9UYA)

62 Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes.

Today's pretty girl is the Edwardian actress Lily Elsie.

A child actress (though a painfully shy one), she became internationally famous in 1907 when she created the role of Sonia, the title character in the English-language version of Lehar's famous operetta The Merry Widow.

https://tinyurl.com/ycu7zy7g

Her costumes were designed by "Lucile," the famous high society designer (real name Lucy, Lady Duff-Gordon)* and the feathered hats she provided Elsie for the role became a worldwide fad.

https://tinyurl.com/ycqafxq2

Elsie was always somewhat bad-tempered, in addition to being a hypochondriac, reclusive and solitary. Even though she was not very fond of men - "she disliked the male character and considered that men only behaved tolerably to a woman that treated them coldly" - she did marry in 1911, but the couple divorced in 1930.

https://tinyurl.com/yc228pll

Plagued by bad health, she died at St Andrew's Hospital in London in 1962.

https://tinyurl.com/y9je4txg

*her husband, Lord Duff-Gordon, created a scandal in 1912 when he was charged with having bribed members of the Titanic's crew to allow him to join his wife in a rowboat to escape the sinking liner.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2018 08:06 AM (kqsXK)

63 I have one problem with Sarah Silverman, besides the fact that she's crazy. I have to admit that I find her highly attractive. She needs to find something else to do with her mouth. This talking thing isn't working for her.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:07 AM (59GGI)

64 56 This, this, a thousand times this.
The optics of the Kavanaugh kerfuffle were supposed to
kill us all, forever. How'd that work out ?
Optics has always been a construct of the Marketing wing of politics, which has dominated for far too long.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 23, 2018 08:03 AM (QAdJD)

Marching down into Mexico and gunning them all down probably isn't going to win at the ballot box.

As cathartic as it might otherwise be.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 08:07 AM (UnA8+)

65 What did everyone (meaning politicians - you know, the people whose job it is to protect the country from invasion) think would happen? It's not that they weren't warned. Did they listen? They took an oath to preserve, protect, and defend the constitution. It's not a smorgasbord, if they are unable or unwilling to do their job, they need to find another like of work. It's pathetic.

What happens when it's 70,000 instead of 7,000? Or 700,000? Or 700,000 every month? Do they have a plan for that? Do they act like they have a plan for that?

One wonders what are the numbers where, even the most die-hard open borders fanatic says "woah.."? Is there a level of illegal alien invasion where they cry uncle, and say enough is enough, and "somebody needs to do something"?

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2018 08:07 AM (tUNxh)

66 More Noos; today is Tuesday, October 23, 2018. On this day in 1929 after a steady decline in stock market prices since a peak in September, the New York Stock Exchange had the great 1929 stock market crash. And no, this market crash did not cause the Great Depression as so many idiots in the MFM maintain. You could call it one of a great many indicators that the economy was in trouble. But the great depression occurred due to monetary action by the federal government in an already declining economy that had been massively overheated. IOW the Fed caused the depression. Andrew Jackson was right.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:08 AM (mpXpK)

67 Why Some Scientists Say Global Warming Is Out and Global Cooling Is In

Yet, oddly enough, the alarmists' policy prescriptions will remain exactly the same.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:08 AM (59GGI)

68 Idiot and hostile reporters ask Trump how many troops he is willing to send to the border to stop the phony migrant hoard of illegals headed that way. He told them 'as many as necessary'.


http://tinyurl.com/y9pwxba4

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:08 AM (mpXpK)

69 Regulatory America strikes again. This is where the biggest loss of freedom for US citizens has occurred. Two brothers in MI removed about 1,000 trees from their property to raise a Christmas Tree farm. The government is now threatening them with a $450,000 fine for 'not getting a permit'. It has been my experience such 'local permits' as these are nothing more than a stealth tax.


http://tinyurl.com/yb98ajyy

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:08 AM (mpXpK)

70 From the file of the Lord works in mysterious ways: Watts Up With That says the hurricane may stop the invasion as it travels through Messco.

http://bit.ly/2q8nfLW

Posted by: SandyCheeks at October 23, 2018 08:09 AM (tGSHk)

71 Lying asshole Choom claims he is responsible for the Trump recovery which did not really get off the ground until the tax breaks and Trump squashing of his regulatory overburden started. In fact, almost the entire time we were suffering under the dictator Obama rule we were in the Second Great Depression.


http://tinyurl.com/yc9jttxp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:09 AM (mpXpK)

72 For those people who think Fox News is a 'right leaning' Republican news organization read this article from one of their Far Left slugs, Geraldo Rivera. He shows his leaning rather well here.


http://tinyurl.com/y86tpz23

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:10 AM (mpXpK)

73 Man dies leaving a rare 1970 440 Six Pack Charger covered in his barn. Why I can I never find something like this. But hell, I couldn't afford the insurance and taxes on this in SC.


http://tinyurl.com/yd8tcah2

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:10 AM (mpXpK)

74 Body part of Khosoggi have been found.

BBQ anyone?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:10 AM (bim/x)

75 Yet another article describing how the Mexican Government is aiding and abetting that phony 'children migrant' march to the US.


http://tinyurl.com/y86optvx

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:10 AM (mpXpK)

76 Carried over from previous thread:

Don't know how true this is (the devil is always in the details), but according to Trump, in his speech last night in Houston, they got rid of the death tax as part of the recent tax cut he got through.

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at October 23, 2018 08:11 AM (p0pYQ)

77 >>What happens when it's 70,000 instead of 7,000? Or 700,000? Or 700,000 every month? Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2018 08:07 AM (tUNxh)

Jean Raspail's "The Camp of the Saints" fully realized.

This is why we need the Border Antipersonnel Human Flypaper Array installed. Now.

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:11 AM (Bdeb0)

78 This is how you take care of the migrant caravan.

When they arrive at the border, have the nat guard down there with welcome baskets, food, water, stuffed animals for the kids.

Usher them onto buses and explain that they are headed to a transport that will take them to the nearest high-capacity immigration processing center.

The buses arrive at the dock in Galveston - and disgorge their occupants right onto the Hospital ship.

We tell them "All is well, we're taking you to Ellis island!"

Except they end their trip in La Ceiba Honduras.

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 23, 2018 08:11 AM (kI/3T)

79 Far left NH black robe runs amuck and bars a new law requiring people registering to vote provide proof of residency in the area they are registering to vote in. This is a common law throughout the US.


http://tinyurl.com/yafs8sbn

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

80 Venezuela Declares Its Military "Fully Prepared" for War with US.

They just need a few more days supply of Toilet Paper to wip(e) ass.

Posted by: An Observation at October 23, 2018 08:11 AM (FeLuV)

81 And speaking of runaway black robes a far left SF judge has upheld that BS civil suit verdict against Roundup which had zero evidence supporting the verdict. But she reduced the payout to $78M. I hope Monsanto takes this all the way up to the supremes and away from the corrupt 9th district. I'm sure that Monsanto can pay this award but not only should they not have to, but it is likely to have all kinds of adverse consequences down the road, and not just to Monsanto.


http://tinyurl.com/y7kd26vc

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:11 AM (mpXpK)

82 Trump kills another bogus Obama program that allowed companies to bring in thousands of cheap foreign workers under H1B visas. H1B visas are supposed to require companies requesting them to show that they could not find US workers for the jobs. Few, if any, did under Obama.


http://tinyurl.com/y9qp83os

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

83 More indications that the so-called blue wave is all MFM hype.


http://tinyurl.com/ydg89yok

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

84 For those people who think Fox News is a 'right leaning' Republican news organization read this article from one of their Far Left slugs, Geraldo Rivera. He shows his leaning rather well here.


http://tinyurl.com/y86tpz23
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:10 AM (mpXpK)

???

You use Fox's resident Left winger to tar the whole network?

Do you actually watch FOX News?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:12 AM (bim/x)

85 @69
Of course it is.

In my town you have to get a permit to cut down any tree with a diameter of 6 inches or more.

People generally don't bother and the town generally looks the other way but G-d forbid you get on the wrong side of a neighbor or town official, they will make your life a living hell.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 08:12 AM (kT3/m)

86 Is Heidi I hate Camp ending her campaign or is this 'temporary campaign suspension really temporary?


http://tinyurl.com/ycpz6rt6

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

87 Great word association game, put the word Anal in front of any Ford product model name. Anal Ranger, Anal Escort, Anal Probe.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 23, 2018 08:13 AM (YQj4T)

88 A poster yesterday wanted to know why we don't see pictures of the 'buses' I said were most likely hauling these bogus children migrants to the border. Trump is asking the same thing. He challenges the MFM to send reporters with cameras to the march.


http://tinyurl.com/y8gcsl5y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

89 Today's whiteboard sign:
It's not a "caravan". It's a politically motivated and fully funded invasion.

--

Yes, it is not the innocuously labeled "caravan." It's a mass crush of humanity heading straight for our border.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 23, 2018 08:13 AM (XTdgA)

90 Scrunt Fonda claims she can not breath in Trump's America. Does that mean you are finally going to die so I can fly out to CA and urinate on your grave?


http://tinyurl.com/y8wrd64y

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:13 AM (mpXpK)

91 Those OR bakers who were fined $135,000 over refusal to bake a cake for a homo wedding are taking their case to SCOTUS. Remember this fine was based on an OR State law, not the EEOC.


http://tinyurl.com/ycq3a2rb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

92 There are some sick AH's out there. An OR man rescues small kitten glued to road in the middle of a traffic lane.


http://tinyurl.com/y7334afh

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

93 Trump jokes about corrupt Scankles. Says if you want the fake news to investigate Scankles I will have to nominate her to SCOTUS.


http://tinyurl.com/yabbw4cb

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:14 AM (mpXpK)

94 Ramirez (not sure I get this one)


http://tinyurl.com/y9xgppxg


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:15 AM (mpXpK)

95 But the great depression occurred due to monetary action by the federal government in an already declining economy that had been massively overheated. IOW the Fed caused the depression. Andrew Jackson was right.


Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:08 AM (mpXpK)


Plus Saint Delano was a Bathhouse Rat level of economic retard in dealing with it, drawing the misery out forever while fucking up the greatest wealth generator in the history of mankind for people who weren't content to sit on their dead asses and whine.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 23, 2018 08:15 AM (y7DUB)

96 ok, so the iowa bar has the right to say no. but based on the rules imposed by the left, the must "pour the damn beer".

we told them they wouldn't like the new rules. now they should have to live with them.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 08:15 AM (8D42x)

97 https://twitter.com/SaraCarterDC/status/1054524248063176704

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2018 07:57 AM (W+vEI)


Also saw pictures that showed armed (sloppily concealed carry) community organizers in the crowd, but they were mostly peaceful, so it's all good!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:16 AM (n9EOP)

98 87 Great word association game, put the word Anal in front of any Ford product model name. Anal Ranger, Anal Escort, Anal Probe.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 23, 2018 08:13 AM (YQj4T)


Anal Christine Blasey.

Nope, sorry, that isn't funny. It's grim. Don't do that to me this early in the AM.

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Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 23, 2018 08:16 AM (CPk08)

99 RCP has the House races at 205-200 in favor of Demofascists with 30 races rated as toss-ups. Coudn't be more even I guess. No matter how this turns out, the Blue Wave looks to have been nothing more than a fevered dream of the Propaganda Press.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 08:16 AM (tHzqt)

100 @71
Shorter Obama...
1. Higher Taxes2. Crushing regulation3. ?????4. Massive unprecedented economic growth.


The man is a fucking goofball.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 08:16 AM (kT3/m)

101 A reminder to those who've forgotten: Noam Chomsky wrote a preface for Faurisson's book in which he called F. "a sort of apolitical liberal" (not a compliment in Chomskyese, but that's another matter).
Many years ago I went to the trouble of xeroxing that preface at the Library of Congress and still have my copy lying around somewhere. If you want to read it, and can read French, e-mail me at drweevil@drweevil.org and I'll send a copy to the first 10 people who ask (probably fewer will). It wouldn't be all that quick: I have to find the copy (it's been a month or two since I saw it) and rarely check my Dr Weevil e-mail since I stopped blogging there, but for people who want proof that Chomsky did in fact endorse an antiSemite Holocaust denier's book, I will gladly provide it. It's not a book you're likely to find anywhere except the Library of Congress.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at October 23, 2018 08:17 AM (sPgZ5)

102
@71
Shorter Obama...


1. Higher Taxes
2. Crushing regulation
3. ?????
4. Massive unprecedented economic growth.

The man is a fucking goofball.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 08:17 AM (kT3/m)

103 ford and gm have been taken over by left wing nutjobs. would not consider either one if in the market for a new vehicle. been burned by their crap products enough. never again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 23, 2018 08:17 AM (KP5rU)

104 84 You use Fox's resident Left winger to tar the whole network?



Do you actually watch FOX News?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:12 AM (bim/x)

The whole Network has gone left . And I do not watch the TV version since I got rid of cable long ago. But I do read the internet version every day.

And they went left before I dropped cable.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

105 Good morning JJ and the Horde. Nice commentary and a great assortment of links as usual. Also appreciate the kind words about winning 2nd....hey, wait a minute - 2nd? Whose gonna....ah your sly fox you. Well ok, a cool million is better than not a cool million.

Thanks.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 23, 2018 08:20 AM (8SR1L)

106 There are some sick AH's out there. An OR man rescues small kitten glued to road in the middle of a traffic lane.

I hope they find the SOB and break his / her legs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2018 08:20 AM (kqsXK)

107 Obama goes stumping in Nevada and continues to take credit for the Trump economic miracle

---

This seems easy enough.

What policy did it? Be specific.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:20 AM (0NAbP)

108 107 This seems easy enough.

What policy did it? Be specific.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:20 AM (0NAbP)

The Good 'n Plenty clause.

Duh.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 08:21 AM (UnA8+)

109 How the Left Colonizes Education

This is actually something we could have done, too. There is a very interesting section in Arthur Marder's Anatomy of British Seapower about how the British Navy League and allied groups, in Victorian times, did a lot to raise awareness of the Royal Navy's importance. Included was having people go into classrooms giving talks to the kids about the importance of seapower, and the consequences of losing supremacy. ("You wouldn't have enough to eat" etc.)

They also got writers to slip in lines here and there pushing the navalist message. Even Oscar Wilde did. When I first read it in the 1980s, I was struck by how similar it was to the way a nuclear freeze was being pushed. And it worked.

Now, today we couldn't do that as much as we would like, as it would be suppressed, as we have seen. But we can do some.

(Obviously, I'm talking not just about a bigger navy, but of any issues important to us.)

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:21 AM (59GGI)

110 104: Vic, you are right. They are the new CNN. When they put Shep Smith front and center, I knew where they were headed. Haven't watched them for over ten years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (KP5rU)

111 The whole Network has gone left . And I do not watch the TV version since I got rid of cable long ago. But I do read the internet version every day.

And they went left before I dropped cable.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

So you don't watch, but make a judgement anyway? OKi Doki

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (bim/x)

112 O didn't need a policy to claim credit. Remember, nobody built anything without his help.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (5I436)

113 >>92
There are some sick AH's out there. An OR man rescues small kitten glued to road in the middle of a traffic lane.


15 years if casual observation: Most people on the west coast are completely fucked in the head.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (r9UYA)

114 Ramirez (not sure I get this one)

All the model planes and stuff a young boy could get from the Sears catalog can now be bought on line, so the catalog is of no more use than a booster seat.

Anyway, time for tea. I hope CBD has a picture of a lovely, willowy beauty today. I could use it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (kqsXK)

115 I'm totally not doing any Superbowl commercials!

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Posted by: Amy Shumer at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (NF2Bf)

116 Trump faces a real test here ... and he basically has his "red line", saying he would call out the military. We'll see if Mexico will stop them, and we know the easily could, as they don't have the same political problem with stopping "illegals" on their southern border.


But since the coup continues and the illegal Mueller "investigation" into the crime the DNC/FBI fabricated has not led to the arrest of Mueller/Rosenstein and others fired but not prosecuted, they successfully prolonged their inquisition to get into another election to reverse the last election, and have Democrats throw out all probes into their coup.

So it still seems to be an open question whether Trump is "compromised", at least to some degree.

Consider the omnibus bills bigger than ever, no border wall, no e-verify like efforts ... Trump now, with these invaders providing the good optics (as opposed to a million a year just sneaking in), now is the time to move in the military to do what they are actually established to do ... Protect our Own borders.


They could build real walls real quick, for the cost of a few F-22s, and/or a draw down in our foreign armies on standby across the globe. The cost savings in welfare alone is worth the deployment, but the "optics" could be reinforced with Trump Tweet storms ... on who is really in these caravans, and what money is sending them.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (Cus5s)

117 Geraldo is supposedly now living in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. I think that's pretty funny myself. I wonder if his trout fishing skills are improving? Not much else to do.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 08:23 AM (tHzqt)

118 111 So you don't watch, but make a judgement anyway? OKi Doki

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (bim/x)

I'll just have to quit responding to your crap.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:23 AM (mpXpK)

119 >>110
104: Vic, you are right. They are the new CNN. When they put Shep Smith
front and center, I knew where they were headed. Haven't watched them
for over ten years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

You got me by a year.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 08:23 AM (r9UYA)

120 What policy did it? Be specific.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:20 AM (0NAbP)


I thought the AoS Stylebook deprecated the phrase "Be specific" and considered "Show Your Work!" to be the preferred form.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:24 AM (n9EOP)

121 82 Trump kills another bogus Obama program that allowed companies to bring in thousands of cheap foreign workers under H1B visas. H1B visas are supposed to require companies requesting them to show that they could not find US workers for the jobs. Few, if any, did under Obama.


http://tinyurl.com/y9qp83os
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:12 AM (mpXpK)

It's a good start, but this article is just about ending the new rule Obama put in of letting the spouses of H1-B visa holders work. Previously they had to.wait for their green cards.

Trump needs to drastically cut H1-B visas

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 08:24 AM (dMvl+)

122

Misfud was morted by the Saudis, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:24 AM (OMGh7)

123 I'll just have to quit responding to your crap.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:23 AM (mpXpK)

My crap? Oh you mean the truth? OK

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:24 AM (bim/x)

124 Ramirez (not sure I get this one)

----

You don't get it because Sears hasn't released a catalog like that in the age of personal computers.

I celebrate their failure. It makes me nearly giddy with happines, and for me it's all because of a $10 saw blade.

Yes, I know it's a character flaw, but I still couldn't be happier to see them collapsing. It's almost a personal victory.

Ten f*cking dollars, Sears. Congratulations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:25 AM (0NAbP)

125

Please, Rah, eliminate this shitbag erdogan for us.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:25 AM (OMGh7)

126 >>Plus Saint Delano was a Bathhouse Rat level of economic retard in dealing with it, drawing the misery out forever
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 23, 2018 08:15 AM (y7DUB)

Amity Schlaes' "The Forgotten Man" somewhat rehabilitates Hoover (and punctures the FDR myth in so doing). Worth a read.

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:25 AM (Bdeb0)

127 I thought the AoS Stylebook deprecated the phrase "Be specific" and considered "Show Your Work!" to be the preferred form.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:24 AM (n9EOP)

---

I had honestly considered writing "Be pacific."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:26 AM (0NAbP)

128 126 Amity Schlaes' "The Forgotten Man" somewhat rehabilitates Hoover (and punctures the FDR myth in so doing). Worth a read.

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:25 AM (Bdeb0)

Yes, that it one of the best books out there that gets to the bottom line on the Great Depression. She destroys the left wing myth of FDR saving us all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:26 AM (mpXpK)

129
Fox News sucks major shlong. It's garbage except for Tucker, Hannity, and Ingraham.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:27 AM (OMGh7)

130 I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2018 08:27 AM (ty7RM)

131 Domestically, Ford looks to test it's new self-driving vehicle on the streets of DC

Should be named the Ford Fiasco, of course.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:03 AM (59GGI)


Well, we already have the Ford Filner and Ford Ficus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


And the Ford that doesn't remember where it's at, how it got there, or how it got home.

I think they call it Doctor Ford.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 08:27 AM (dnQ1L)

132 Yesterday, someone suggested dropping pallets of cash along the parade/caravan/invaders route. I thought an even better idea would be to drop pallets of counterfeit Mexican pesos along the route.

Hilarity would ensue!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:27 AM (n9EOP)

133 I had honestly considered writing "Be pacific."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:26 AM (0NAbP)

It's the hallmark of an atlantic mind.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (dMvl+)

134 After that, I think Trump can go ahead and be as tough as he wants to be.. but no military before election day..

They're moving in trucks overnight. They'll be at the border before election day. That's been the plan all along. If you say "no military before election day", you're saying "no military". And that equals "let them in".

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (xQfPr)

135 I saw Major Shlong open for Bowie back in the late 80s

Posted by: Roy at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (Rr52g)

136 I'm waiting for the release of the 2019 Ford Anal Edge.

Posted by: Shep at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (r9UYA)

137 Alabama Supreme Court Upholds Personhood of Unborn Babies, Judge Calls for End to Roe

That case - against a man who killed a pregnant woman and her unborn child - is flat-out the best terrain to fight for life on. It has an enormous impact. I've seen any number of "pro-choice" women break ranks here, and of course this is even stronger with the squishy middle. Hell, a few years ago I even saw Erin Burnett depart from the PP infanticide line.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (59GGI)

138
Brett Baier is a fake news dink.
Shep is a leftist.
Chris Wallace is a clown.
Brit Hume is a cuck.
All the reporters are fake news frauds.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (OMGh7)

139 That article about Sassehole is pretty good except it doesn't delve into what's really driving someone with a good CR rating to be such an obdurate nitbrain on DJT. The only thing I can come up with is the RNCe money men are yanking his strings to attack the one person who doesn't owe those leeches a fucking thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (y7DUB)

140 I had honestly considered writing "Be pacific."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:26 AM (0NAbP)


That would work, but may require a new Stylebook entry.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:29 AM (n9EOP)

141 Good article on the "Next Big Test For ObamaCare Medicaid Expansion".

Lots riding on this election. Please vote!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 23, 2018 08:29 AM (tHzqt)

142 >>They're moving in trucks overnight. They'll be at the border before election day. That's been the plan all along. If you say "no military before election day", you're saying "no military". And that equals "let them in". Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (xQfPr)

If the "Zone of Glue" had been installed, we wouldn't have any worries about this...

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

143
Remember the David Bowie song?

It went: "Ground Control to Major Shlong..."

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:30 AM (OMGh7)

144 Fox News sucks major shlong. It's garbage except for Tucker, Hannity, and Ingraham.
=========================
The cloak of conservatism has long since fallen away there. Face it, they're a Manhattan based news(ish) outlet. Subject to the same swampy pressures of the elite bubble. I especially despise their gleeful promotion of shitty polls.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2018 08:30 AM (ty7RM)

145 71 Lying asshole Choom claims he is responsible for the Trump recovery which did not really get off the ground until the tax breaks and Trump squashing of his regulatory overburden started. In fact, almost the entire time we were suffering under the dictator Obama rule we were in the Second Great Depression.


http://tinyurl.com/yc9jttxp

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:09 AM (mpXpK)


So true, Vic. I cannot believe the gall of that scumbag...no, wait...I can. Propped up by the fawning media and being the narcissist he is, he probably DOES believe the booming economy (which for 8 years stagnated under him) is due to him. He probably thinks that the sun rises because of him. What a turd.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at October 23, 2018 08:30 AM (lGLBx)

146 I had honestly considered writing "Be pacific."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:26 AM (0NAbP)

It's the hallmark of an atlantic mind.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (dMvl+)


I think there's a gulf between our opinions on this matter of phrasing!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:31 AM (n9EOP)

147 Brett Baier is a fake news dink.
Shep is a leftist.
Chris Wallace is a clown.
Brit Hume is a cuck.
All the reporters are fake news frauds.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (OMGh7

Actually Baier is right of center usually and what your listing is less than 10% of the on air time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:31 AM (bim/x)

148


The Saudis killed Sears?



Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:31 AM (OMGh7)

149 Ramirez (not sure I get this one)

That's the only thing you can use a Sears Catalog for now ?

Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 08:32 AM (cg8j+)

150 142 If the "Zone of Glue" had been installed, we wouldn't have any worries about this...

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

Too bad the OR authorities could not catch that animal that glued the kitten's feet to the road in traffic down there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:32 AM (mpXpK)

151 And I'll remind everyone to be patient regarding these muscle cars. The people who grew up with them and are driving the prices above $50K for decent examples will be dead soon, and everything but the most rare and exotic collectibles will be attainable again as elderly folks are buying up the cool cars to relive their 80s and 90s childhoods.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:32 AM (0NAbP)

152 If the "Zone of Glue" had been installed, we wouldn't have any worries about this...

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:29 AM (Bdeb0)

A 300' wide field of American Made Concertina Wire made with American Steel should be a great help in times of trouble!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:32 AM (n9EOP)

153 Yesterday, someone suggested dropping pallets of cash along the parade/caravan/invaders route. I thought an even better idea would be to drop pallets of counterfeit Mexican pesos along the route.

Hilarity would ensue!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar



The big silver dollars pesos. From 35,000 feet.
Nothing like a little terminal velocity.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 08:32 AM (dnQ1L)

154 I'll just have to quit responding to your crap.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:23 AM (mpXpK)

My crap? Oh you mean the truth? OK

Posted by: Nevergiveup


C'mon now.

I like BOTH of youse guys !

Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 08:33 AM (cg8j+)

155 >>Too bad the OR authorities could not catch that animal that glued the kitten's feet to the road in traffic down there.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:32 AM (mpXpK)

Too bad the United States can't build a wide, San Diego-Brownsville-long adhesive mat that glues illegal aliens' feet to it...

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:34 AM (Bdeb0)

156
AP - In a stunning revelation, the Saudi government admitted on Tuesday several rogue elements got into a leg wrestling match with Sears at the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, which resulted in a fatal neck injury to the US retail giant.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:34 AM (OMGh7)

157 Posted by: JT at October 23, 2018 08:33 AM (cg8j+)

Family fights are the worst!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:34 AM (n9EOP)

158 And I'll remind everyone to be patient regarding these muscle cars. The people who grew up with them and are driving the prices above $50K for decent examples will be dead soon, and everything but the most rare and exotic collectibles will be attainable again as elderly folks are buying up the cool cars to relive their 80s and 90s childhoods.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Dude, I'm jonesing over here for a Dodge Aires K Car!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 08:34 AM (dnQ1L)

159 153 The big silver dollars pesos. From 35,000 feet.

Nothing like a little terminal velocity.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 08:32 AM (dnQ1L)

That would cost too much, that last time IO saw those big silver dollars were going for about $35/each. Drop fake coins instead made from lead.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:35 AM (mpXpK)

160 Fox News is like a democratic Republic; a horrible outlet, but better than all the rest.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2018 08:35 AM (ty7RM)

161 Too bad the OR authorities could not catch that animal that glued the kitten's feet to the road in traffic down there.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:32 AM (mpXpK)


Cruelty to animals is a good predictor of future violent criminal activity. Tick tock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 23, 2018 08:35 AM (y7DUB)

162 They're moving in trucks overnight. They'll be at the border before election day. That's been the plan all along. If you say "no military before election day", you're saying "no military". And that equals "let them in".
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM

*****

Hey Mexico. Nice bridges you have there. Be a shame if anything happened to them.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 23, 2018 08:35 AM (5I436)

163 155 Too bad the United States can't build a wide, San Diego-Brownsville-long adhesive mat that glues illegal aliens' feet to it...

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:34 AM (Bdeb0)

Call it "shoe-fly" paper.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

164 Ramirez (not sure I get this one)


http://tinyurl.com/y9xgppxg


And that's it for today.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:15 AM (mpXpK)

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Looks like commentary on why Sears failed. They had a successful catalog sales model, but never really made the transition to the web.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 23, 2018 08:36 AM (rr4lZ)

165

I would be forever grateful to the House of Saud if they'd make Erdogan disappear.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:36 AM (OMGh7)

166 >>What happens when it's 70,000 instead of 7,000? Or 700,000? Or 700,000 every month? Do they have a plan for that? Do they act like they have a plan for that?


It becomes 7k every week, every few days, as is happening in Europe.
https://twitter.com/OnlineMagazin/status/1054342266272313345
"Victory!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2018 08:36 AM (W+vEI)

167 it's too early for a bar fight

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 08:36 AM (dMvl+)

168 Ummm...Holy crap. This is stupid.

https://tinyurl.com/yam45asc

This is how you get academics to turn right.

Anyone who has ever applied for academic promotion will recognize there are 3 responses to this shit.

1. It's just a hoop to jump through: lie about it. This is a common reaction, because academics are like most professionals: the ambitious ones will do and say anything to get ahead.

2. Stockholm syndrome: Promotion is a big enough pain in the ass that you justify everything in it to yourself.

3. F*ck you. This has nothing to do with math/physics/cell biology etc. What normal people will think.

"Diversity" is a memic virus that propagates among the immoral, the weak, and the fucktarded.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 23, 2018 08:36 AM (CPk08)

169 Poll: Strong Public Support for Cigarette Alternatives

That'll never fly with the FDA. The whole argument is based on what is healthiest. Which misses the point that health Nazis are not interested in health as a goal, but in minimizing pleasure. To them, the real goal of stopping smoking is not that doing so is good for your lungs and heart. It is that the withdrawal is painful. THAT is what they want.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:36 AM (59GGI)

170 I would be forever grateful to the House of Saud if they'd make Erdogan disappear.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:36 AM (OMGh7)

Yup

There was a time the Turkish Military would/could have done that. No more.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:37 AM (bim/x)

171 161 Cruelty to animals is a good predictor of future violent criminal activity. Tick tock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 23, 2018 08:35 AM (y7DUB)

Yep

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:37 AM (mpXpK)

172 I was very popular in high school!

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at October 23, 2018 07:51 AM (tHzqt)

dear Sarah,

being the school cum dumpster is not "popular"...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 08:37 AM (8D42x)

173 Dude, I'm jonesing over here for a Dodge Aires K Car!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 23, 2018 08:34 AM (dnQ1L)

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You know it's going to happen. $40K '86 5.0 Mustangs and $25K Ford Rangers. $200K for one of the three unmolested Acura Integra GS-Rs left in the country.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:37 AM (0NAbP)

174 LA Times Admits, "Paid Protesters Are Real" (But Not Spectacular).

https://tinyurl.com/y8scov6e

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 23, 2018 08:37 AM (O7MnT)

175 Jessica Tarlov just said the caravan was made up "mostly of women and children" and then they showed footage of the caravan, not a woman or kid in sight. sheesh

Posted by: itsacookbook at October 23, 2018 08:38 AM (yPxXc)

176 Venezuela Declares Its Military "Fully Prepared" for War with US

Just how high is their White Flag reserve?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:38 AM (59GGI)

177
Isn't it strange how concerned the turks are about a saudi...

If we had real news journalists, they'd be curious about this.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:39 AM (OMGh7)

178 Poll: Strong Public Support for Cigarette Alternatives

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It has to replace the current taxed product with equal taxes, though. That's going to be a hard sell.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:39 AM (0NAbP)

179 Interesting times we live in.
You have Turkey stoking the fires against the Saudis and by extension PDT over this Khassogi guy. Saudi Arabia and Turkey, they both need to lose. But no, people are panicking and it's now effecting the stock markets. All ginned up controversy.
And the caravan. A test of PDT and a hope to swing the midterms to the leftists. They want PDT to start shooting. The only pics the msm will release is of dead women and children if the shooting starts. Can be any dead women and children. Not necessarily the ones in this caravan.
It's all optics all the time.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 23, 2018 08:40 AM (5vDKw)

180 178 It has to replace the current taxed product with equal taxes, though. That's going to be a hard sell.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:39 AM (0NAbP)



BBBB the high cigarette taxes were only there to discourage smoking and offset healthcare costs.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:41 AM (mpXpK)

181 Oh, my God, the Saudis killed Kenny? You bastards!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at October 23, 2018 08:41 AM (58RSU)

182 I hope CBD has a picture of a lovely, willowy beauty today. I could use it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM


I'm tanned, rested, and ready, MPPPP.

* kisses *

Posted by: Lena D. at October 23, 2018 08:41 AM (ctuyM)

183 ALL TV news is shit.

The 24-hour variety in particular, but ALL of it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 23, 2018 08:41 AM (oVJmc)

184 Geraldo is supposedly now living in Chagrin Falls, Ohio.
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I thought the left-wing stench in my neck of the woods had gotten heavier.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 23, 2018 08:42 AM (vg8iE)

185 Has anyone explained why I'm supposed to give a sh*t about one group of Muslims killing another Muslim in a Muslim country?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:42 AM (0NAbP)

186 179 Interesting times we live in.
You have Turkey stoking the fires against the Saudis and by extension PDT over this Khassogi guy. Saudi Arabia and Turkey, they both need to lose. But no, people are panicking and it's now effecting the stock markets. All ginned up controversy.
And the caravan. A test of PDT and a hope to swing the midterms to the leftists. They want PDT to start shooting. The only pics the msm will release is of dead women and children if the shooting starts. Can be any dead women and children. Not necessarily the ones in this caravan.
It's all optics all the time.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 23, 2018 08:40 AM (5vDKw)


They will get to the border and realize it really isn't worth going all Gaza fence on. Not enough crazee driving it all: wrong culture.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 23, 2018 08:42 AM (CPk08)

187 Seriously, I don't even care about Baltimore, Birmingham, Durham, Chicago, etc. anymore. Why in the world would I lose sleep over terrorists terrorizing each other?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:43 AM (0NAbP)

188 yeah, since I got "Fiber" I turned off Fox, except for the clips I can get on You-Tube. I finally just dropped Dish Network ... had it since the 90's. But at least Fox still has the evening shows that imo are pretty decent. And Maria and Levin on weekends ... even though I don't usually catch those except for clips.


Shemp is an embarrassment, but they at least have some on that are fighting back to one degree or another. Mollie gets on at 5pm a lot, what I've seen of Waters is not bad ... a few voices get through.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2018 08:43 AM (Cus5s)

189 Has anyone explained why I'm supposed to give a sh*t about one group of Muslims killing another Muslim in a Muslim country?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:42 AM (0NAbP)

If you did, you'd go into sensitivity overload since it happens hundreds of times all day every day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:43 AM (bim/x)

190 >>>Geraldo is supposedly now living in Chagrin Falls, Ohio.

The local football squadron was having a good season until Friday night.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 23, 2018 08:43 AM (O7MnT)

191 Family fights are the worst!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:34 AM


Sausage meat-grinders are the wurst!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 23, 2018 08:44 AM (ctuyM)

192 The polls in Florida and Wisconsin are really disturbing.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 23, 2018 08:44 AM (hECVl)

193 I was surprised to see an ad in the sidebar of the American Thinker saying "Corey Stewart doesn't represent Virginia values."

Do sites have zero control over what pops up?

On the positive side, since my wife ordered a new bathrobe, I've seen lots of lingerie ads. I can deal with that.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:44 AM (59GGI)

194 Sarah Silverman was one of the acts in Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity benefit. Several of the comedians were not funny, but Sarah was the worst. Her act was very uncomfortable. I won't recount it here for fear of what ads it might generate, but it was seriously unfunny.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 23, 2018 08:44 AM (rr4lZ)

195 @175
I pretty much want to put my fist through her face every time she opens her stupid yap.

And can everybody just stick to the basic fact that we can't have caravans of foreign nationals storming our borders regardless of composition and not muddy it up with talk of Islamists infiltrating, which we know instinctively to be true but will never be confirmed because the MSM will never look to closely at these caravans and who's running them.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 08:44 AM (kT3/m)

196 He probably thinks that the sun rises because of him. What a turd.
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Something rises because of him and it ain't the sun...

Posted by: Reggie at October 23, 2018 08:45 AM (vg8iE)

197 Body parts belonging to slain Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi have been found, according to a new report.

Anyone want a thigh dark meat?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:45 AM (bim/x)

198 because the MSM will never look to closely at these caravans and who's running them.

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I just want to know how they're marching 1500 miles without food or water.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:46 AM (0NAbP)

199 It seems like only yesterday that cocksucker Bush was trying to ram the NAFTA Superhighway right up the spine of America. I hope that shitstain burns in Hell and soon. Thank God for PDT.


Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 08:46 AM (r9UYA)

200 I had honestly considered writing "Be pacific."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:26 AM (0NAbP)

It's the hallmark of an atlantic mind.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (dMvl+)

I think there's a gulf between our opinions on this matter of phrasing!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 23, 2018 08:31 AM (n9EOP)

I sea what you did there...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 08:47 AM (8D42x)

201 "I celebrate their failure. It makes me nearly giddy with happines, and for me it's all because of a $10 saw blade."

I don't celebrate anything like that, but I bought a lot of goods there, and used their automotive shop. I needed to have some new shocks installed on a classic, they were a little bit of an oddball shock and they didn't, and wouldn't, have had them in stock.

Since they weren't purchased from Sears, the service writer flatout refused to do it. I couldn't believe it. So.... I never shopped there again... Young foolish stubbornness then. I suppose they may have been worried about potential liability, or more likely, the fact that the standard 3X parts markup was unavailable to them. They could have figured something out though. "Yeah, you need to buy an oil change and complete tune-up too" or whatever. Work with me! Sheesh.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2018 08:47 AM (tUNxh)

202 An important question nobody is asking: If the migrants started in Honduras and are marching to the southern US border, and they're marching 25 miles a day as has been reported, how are they going to travel the 2000 miles in less than 3 weeks? This is a trek that should take them 3 months if they're walking. In order for them to reach the border around the time the media keeps saying they're going to, they'll need to be transported by vehicles. Lots of vehicles. Who's supplying those vehicles?

Posted by: pete at October 23, 2018 08:47 AM (meg+g)

203 Trump should inform Mexico that if they get within 200 miles of the US border, we will begin destroying every bridge in the area.

Posted by: WOPR at October 23, 2018 08:47 AM (J70i0)

204 If the United States Military isn't going to defend us from an invasion on the southern border - THEN WHY DO THEY EVEN EXIST?

It's the LITERAL reason for having a US military - to protect us from foreign invasions. It's their ONLY reason for existing.

Let them do their damn job.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at October 23, 2018 08:47 AM (at7VV)

205 Iowa Restaurant Owner Refuses to Host Republican Election Night Party

I'm actually fine with that. I wish we could get back to reserving the right to deny service for any reason the owner wishes. There may be a few rare cases where this could be a problem (I'm not a libertarian, and I get the problem with monopolies), but all in all I suspect that if we could get to that point, there'd be a lot more hungry SJWs than hungry Americans.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:48 AM (59GGI)

206 If the United States Military isn't going to defend us from an invasion on the southern border - THEN WHY DO THEY EVEN EXIST?
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Now, now...the TV tells me their purpose is to hand out food and water to poor brown people.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 23, 2018 08:48 AM (vg8iE)

207 185 Has anyone explained why I'm supposed to give a sh*t about one group of Muslims killing another Muslim in a Muslim country?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:42 AM (0NAbP)


To be fair, it's probably the first time the WaPo has ever been remotely interested in the fairly common and (in the scheme of things) globally important phenomenon, so in that sense it's important.

I mean, Muslims killing Muslims because of their religious differences is what drives half the geopolitical conflicts in Asia. Now if they could take their interest in this one case and multiply it by tens to hundreds of thousands a year, we'd get some journalism. But I'm probably being optimistic. .....

Not really. Fuck Kashoggoth, Erdogan and the saudis. Don't give a shit.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 23, 2018 08:49 AM (CPk08)

208 NYT
The plan would also benefit Mr. Trump and other affluent Americans by eliminating the estate tax, which affects just a few thousand uber-wealthy families each year

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 23, 2018 08:49 AM (JFO2v)

209 I don't celebrate anything like that, but I bought a lot of goods there, and used their automotive shop. I needed to have some new shocks installed on a classic, they were a little bit of an oddball shock and they didn't, and wouldn't, have had them in stock.

Since they weren't purchased from Sears, the service writer flatout refused to do it. I couldn't believe it. So.... I never shopped there again...

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That's sort of where I was. I probably spent $20K over the course of my life on tools and equipment and appliances, and I never went back over a store manager's decision about an online return.

They got to keep my $10, though, so good for them.

*spit*

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 08:49 AM (0NAbP)

210 >> Richard Grenell slams Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco over her global warming tripe as the same as fighting the Nazis

Oh that was nice. He's so helpful in explaining things to her.

*snort*

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 23, 2018 08:50 AM (wSGZR)

211 Time to go Morons

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:50 AM (mpXpK)

212 IF the caravan gets to our border at election time, put em all in "camps", but separate the women with children, give them some of those teddy bears from last time, treat them real nice ... they can keep the teddy bears as a parting gift after the election.


how many women and kids? Maybe 1000? The rest ... treat them like militant invaders, which they are. Put them in a camp, tortillas and water, then a slow boat back to their home after a military tribunal convicts them.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 23, 2018 08:50 AM (Cus5s)

213 >>203 Trump should inform Mexico that if they get within 200 miles of the US border, we will begin destroying every bridge in the area. Posted by: WOPR at October 23, 2018 08:47 AM (J70i0)

Or inform them that the U.S. will crush remittances sent to Mexico by rounding up every no-habla labor-loiterer in America's Lowes parking lots next Saturday morning.

Also, "Zone of Glue."

Posted by: Zod at October 23, 2018 08:51 AM (Bdeb0)

214 i'm still left wondering at the pics of the migration move and where the hell is their backbacks full of gear? sleeping bags etc, you go 2 k miles with a wing and a prayer?

yeah sure.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 08:51 AM (dPd5y)

215 194 Sarah Silverman was one of the acts in Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity benefit. Several of the comedians were not funny, but Sarah was the worst. Her act was very uncomfortable. I won't recount it here for fear of what ads it might generate, but it was seriously unfunny.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 23, 2018 08:44 AM (rr4lZ)

orangemanbad

ihaveavagina

>>


run: laughter.exe

Posted by: NPC comedienne at October 23, 2018 08:52 AM (7HtZB)

216 2k miles without bathing? That there is some stinky hombres.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 08:53 AM (r9UYA)

217 you know on this migrant invasion, since Mexico won't stop this invasion, I believe it's in our right to protect our country that the US Army move 5 miles into mexico to intercept the invaders.

This way they are not on American soil and can't claim asylum on reaching our soil. everyone can be processed and those that have a legit claim that can be verified on the spot are moved 1 mile closer to a temporary camp, the rest are returned to mexico.

it'll be a buffer, like the one between Iraq and KSA.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 08:53 AM (8D42x)

218 Former Attorney General Loretta Lynch recently asserted that Voter ID laws are designed to intimidate and scare people away from the [political] process.

Peeps sure know how to find their IDs to get Section 8, food stamps, EBT, student loans, medicare, medicaid, obamaphones.......

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 23, 2018 08:54 AM (JFO2v)

219 >>Also, "Zone of Glue."

I like this. I hope your glue is permanent glue with no solvent available.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 08:54 AM (r9UYA)

220 Shemp is an embarrassment,

You tell 'em!

Posted by: Joe Besser at October 23, 2018 08:54 AM (kqsXK)

221 217
it'll be a buffer, like the one between Iraq and KSA.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 08:53 AM (8D42x)


"I like this idea!"

- - Bayer Aspirin and Willie Cicci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 08:55 AM (/9p9e)

222 SCOTUS Halts Wilbur Ross Deposition on Citizenship Question in Census Form

These cases are extremely dangerous. The new legal doctrine seems to be that the essential point is the inner motives of those who create a law or policy, rather than whether it serves a rational state interest. And that's ultimately Kennedy's legacy.

Since almost everyone has mixed motives most of the time, it means that virtually any actions are suspect. And since it is actually hard to read motives - despite what the libs so fervently believe - it is easy to make up a plausible sounding account of malign ones.

Got to crush this.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:55 AM (59GGI)

223 219 >>Also, "Zone of Glue."

I like this. I hope your glue is permanent glue with no solvent available.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 08:54 AM (r9UYA)

Just keep applying hot tar. It will keep these people away, and eventually will be big enough to be a wall.

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2018 08:55 AM (7HtZB)

224 Fuck a wall. I want a mine field. The biggest, bestest, golden yuge luxurious minefield. Claymores. Claymores as far as the eye can see.

Besides - I hear we're finally on better terms with North Korea now and they don't need theirs as much as they used to.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at October 23, 2018 08:55 AM (at7VV)

225 i'm still left wondering at the pics of the migration move and where the hell is their backbacks full of gear? sleeping bags etc, you go 2 k miles with a wing and a prayer?
^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
The logistics of moving this many people, that far must be insane, and insanely expensive. I don't know what the daytime temps are that far south, but it's got to be brutal in the late afternoon. Just keeping enough water flowing would be a huge task. Not to mention food, sanitation, shelter. What about medical emergencies. Oh wait, those won't happen until they are AT the border, then it becomes, THE WORST HUMANITARIAN CRISIS EVAHHH!!!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2018 08:56 AM (ty7RM)

226 221 217
it'll be a buffer, like the one between Iraq and KSA.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 08:53 AM (8D42x)


"I like this idea!"

- - Bayer Aspirin and Willie Cicci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 08:55 AM (/9p9e)


run: laughter.exe

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 23, 2018 08:56 AM (CPk08)

227 @214
Mexico has pretty elaborate rail and bus system to get around the country.
These invaders are simply marching from rail system to rail system.

They are being provisioned by the Mexican Miltary in conjunction with NGO's and Soros Funded Groups.

Like everything else the left does, this is a planned op to drive hispanic vote in the run up to the mid-terms.

It may work, it may not work.

Bottom line is the President needs to draw a line in the sand with regards this invasion.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 08:57 AM (kT3/m)

228 Texas Chums: Trump and Cruz Bury the Hatch in Massive Houston Rally

While I've never been among Orrin's admirers, I do have to say that is a bit excessive.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:57 AM (59GGI)

229
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This article is awesome. Must read.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2018 08:57 AM (eXA4G)

230
They walk for a few hours during the day and are bussed/trucked/railroad trained by night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 08:57 AM (/9p9e)

231 Good morning Glories!

Maybe the hurricane bearing down on Mexico will wash away all our cares over the caravan.

Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2018 08:58 AM (uLuPn)

232 "151""
And I'll remind everyone to be patient regarding these muscle cars. The
people who grew up with them and are driving the prices above $50K for
decent examples will be dead soon"


It's already happening. The prices of Model T's and A's and other cars of that era have plummeted. It's starting with the Rods and post war classics, shops are closing down and prices with it. Gen-xer's and Millennials aren't into car culture.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 23, 2018 08:58 AM (Mr80f)

233 Reminding you that it's pronounced "Comma-la".

Thank you.

Posted by: Kamala! 2020! at October 23, 2018 08:59 AM (ctuyM)

234
orangemanbad

ihaveavagina

>>


run: laughter.exe
Posted by: NPC comedienne at October 23, 2018 08:52 AM (7HtZB)

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I wish that was all it was (I suspect since it was a benefit, they asked folks to keep politics out of it)

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 23, 2018 08:59 AM (rr4lZ)

235 They walk for a few hours during the day and are bussed/trucked/railroad trained by night.
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I doubt that fat brood sow who was the face of this in the beginning is doing much walking....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 23, 2018 08:59 AM (vg8iE)

236 Trump last night in Houston was simply sublime.

Jobs or Mobs?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 08:59 AM (QLvwG)

237 And since it is actually hard to read motives
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Johnny Roberts had no problem discerning O'care penalties were taxes. That's what they meant. Even though they vehemently denied they were taxes during the entire send up of that shit sandwich.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2018 08:59 AM (ty7RM)

238 The key is to make the "liberals" pay for this shit, instead of shell games and cost shifting. Send them the bill. If those bastards had to bear the cost, cell-phones would ship with ICE on speed dial and the military would be patrolling the border.

Institute a 2 for 1 program - for every new "refugee", 2 illegals get deported in real time. Should he fun to watch.

Posted by: Common Tater at October 23, 2018 09:00 AM (tUNxh)

239 Trump referenced the Alamo last night when he was talking about the caravan.

Come and take it he said.

Posted by: ALH at October 23, 2018 09:00 AM (uLuPn)

240 'Ford looks to test its new self-driving vehicle on the streets of DC'


Their self-raping self-perjuring vehicle didn't do too well there.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 23, 2018 09:01 AM (Ndje9)

241 Obama Goes to Nevada to Try to Save Dem Candidate, Ends Up Defending Himself

Democrats must be really really stupid not to see this coming. Any time Obama opens his mouth, it is always and only about Obama. In Barack-world, like Pointland, there is only one person.

Similarly, if you invite in a Clinton, you can rest assured your bank account will be empty when they leave.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 09:01 AM (59GGI)

242 FL early vote update.

Total votes 1,147,000

GOP + 53, 800

Posted by: HA at October 23, 2018 09:02 AM (MAstk)

243 And I'll remind everyone to be patient regarding these muscle cars. The
people who grew up with them and are driving the prices above $50K for
decent examples will be dead soon"
==========================
Wake me up when I can get a Super Bird for under $20K. And, the horn must be working properly. BEEP. BEEP.!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 23, 2018 09:02 AM (ty7RM)

244 God morgen morons.

I spent the past several days in NYC and Chicago.

Each of those days I spent hours in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

And I was also discombobulated because I had no Morning Report or VNN to wake up with.

Appreciate you both very much.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2018 09:02 AM (EZebt)

245 It's already happening. The prices of Model T's and A's and other cars of that era have plummeted. It's starting with the Rods and post war classics, shops are closing down and prices with it. Gen-xer's and Millennials aren't into car culture.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 23, 2018 08:58 AM (Mr80f)

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Yep. I looked at a beautifully restored, one-family Southern Model T that was being sold for $21K.

The stuff like Hemi everything and convertible 67 GTOs will stay high, but the working class stuff will be cheap again very soon.

I'm a fan of '50s Buicks and they're already dropping off. $10K and a bit of time looking around will find you a decent car.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 09:02 AM (0NAbP)

246 107 Obama goes stumping in Nevada and continues to take credit for the Trump economic miracle

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This seems easy enough.

What policy did it? Be specific.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic
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C'mon Robbie that's an easy one - he left office and PDJFT began erasing every regulation associated with TFG so yes he is partly responsible... by no longer being in Office. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 23, 2018 09:03 AM (8SR1L)

247 Ford looks to test its new self-driving vehicle on the streets of DC'


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I was reading an article about the wrecks these cars are involved in. Something like half are them being rear-ended because they stop abruptly and act in very non-human ways.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 09:04 AM (0NAbP)

248

EM ANTOJITOS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 23, 2018 09:04 AM (7AQC5)

249 Bill crapped in my litter box again...bastard!

Posted by: Fluffy...Bill Kristol`s eavesdropping cat at October 23, 2018 09:04 AM (yhf6w)

250 247 I was reading an article about the wrecks these cars are involved in. Something like half are them being rear-ended because they stop abruptly and act in very non-human ways.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 09:04 AM (0NAbP)


Isn't this really the story of HAL 9000?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 09:04 AM (/9p9e)

251 112 O didn't need a policy to claim credit. Remember, nobody built anything without his help.
____________________

O'Bammy isn't responsible for Trump's economic boom, but Barry can take credit for the things he actually did do, such as getting hundreds (or maybe thousands) of Americans raped, sickened, and/or killed by MS-13 gang members, illegal alien drunk drivers, or by illegal alien kids carrying "Honduran flu" into U.S. schools.

And of course, we have Barry to thank for the hordes of illegal aliens still crossing our southern border by the thousands every month. He built that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2018 09:05 AM (fqUgw)

252 241 Obama Goes to Nevada to Try to Save Dem Candidate, Ends Up Defending Himself

Democrats must be really really stupid not to see this coming. Any time Obama opens his mouth, it is always and only about Obama. In Barack-world, like Pointland, there is only one person.

Similarly, if you invite in a Clinton, you can rest assured your bank account will be empty when they leave.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 09:01 AM (59GGI)

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What else do they have?

It's what they get for worshiping the federal government while ignoring the importance of every other level of government in this country.

They went whole hog on the presidency, believing him to be a king and America to be a monarchy with vassals that owed allegiance. While this is a vapid misunderstanding of what our country actually is, it had very real term effects for their party.

They ignored the rest of the governance of the country, leaving no one in their own party to rise up and take on the next generation should their plan fail.

And it did.

And now they have no one else but their false god-king to support them.

May we never fall into that same trap.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 23, 2018 09:05 AM (9ZlHt)

253
An important question nobody is asking: If the migrants started in Honduras and are marching to the southern US border, and they're marching 25 miles a day as has been reported, how are they going to travel the 2000 miles in less than 3 weeks? This is a trek that should take them 3 months if they're walking. In order for them to reach the border around the time the media keeps saying they're going to, they'll need to be transported by vehicles. Lots of vehicles. Who's supplying those vehicles?
Posted by: pete at October 23, 2018 08:47 AM (meg+g)






As others stated, they're just walking a few miles during breaks from their train and bus rides.

But even if they were walking the whole way, there's no way in hell that they're doing 25 miles per day. While an individual could do that distance regularly, that's simply not sustainable for a large group, mostly for logistical reasons. Not to mention, the carrying capacity of the road itself.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 23, 2018 09:06 AM (eXA4G)

254 Homeland Security Spokesperson Katie Waldman said migrants
seeking entry to the U.S. are essentially allowed in if they claim to
have "credible fear" of unjustifiable persecution in their countries of
origin. She offered her remarks on SiriusXM's Breitbart News Sundayin an interview with Breitbart News Deputy Political Editor Amanda House...


"These people know our immigration laws better than our own members of Congress," added Waldman.



Thanks again GOP.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 09:06 AM (r9UYA)

255 47 French Holocaust denier Robert Faurisson dies at 89
The former French academic claimed the gas chambers in Auschwitz were the 'biggest lie of the 20th century,' saying Jews died instead of disease and malnutrition; he was repeatedly charged and convicted of Holocaust denial.

Good riddence to bad trash
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:00 AM (bim/x)


Agreed. But we should remember that those dying in the camps of disease and malnutrition (surely some did) are ALSO victims of the Holocaust.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 09:06 AM (59GGI)

256 There are reports that Fed-Ex and UPS are merging; the combined entity will be known as Fed-UP.

Posted by: Moron News You Can't Use at October 23, 2018 09:07 AM (ctuyM)

257 Per the invasion, I have a kind of rule. If someone asks me for money and they are dressed better than me (new clothes, branded shoes), then they don't need my help. I got young-uns to take care of.

Posted by: Texican ette at October 23, 2018 09:07 AM (gou4q)

258 250
Isn't this really the story of HAL 9000?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 09:04 AM (/9p9e)

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No, the problem with HAL was that he was acting too human.

He was defending himself from two men who were going to pull his higher brain functions because he might have made a mistake about the AE-35 Unit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 23, 2018 09:07 AM (RSdZ6)

259 Wow.

Even Gleet Beck is calling the "migrants" an Invasion.

When you've lost Gleet...

Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 09:08 AM (ZG1OC)

260 Per the invasion, I have a kind of rule. If someone asks me for money and they are dressed better than me (new clothes, branded shoes), then they don't need my help. I got young-uns to take care of.

Posted by: Texican ette at October 23, 2018 09:07 AM (gou4q)

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I don't give anyone money anymore. Here's an apple. If you're hungry you'll say thank you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 09:09 AM (0NAbP)

261 obmamama has some balls on him to take credit for President Trump's economy, when he explicitly mocked candidate Trump's promises to create such an economy. Remember "what's he gonna do? Wave a magic wand?"

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2018 09:09 AM (7HtZB)

262 255
Agreed. But we should remember that those dying in the camps of disease and malnutrition (surely some did) are ALSO victims of the Holocaust.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 09:06 AM (59GGI)


Yes, but those who make this claim will not hold the Nazis accountable for that but for circumstances beyond their control brought about by the war. The war that, naturally, the Jooz started in the first place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 09:09 AM (/9p9e)

263 Ford looks to test its new self-driving vehicle on the streets of DC.

Eleanor Holmes Norton (81), a Yale Law School graduate, will undoubtedly cause a collision with one.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 23, 2018 09:10 AM (QLvwG)

264 261 obmamama has some balls on him to take credit for President Trump's economy, when he explicitly mocked candidate Trump's promises to create such an economy. Remember "what's he gonna do? Wave a magic wand?"
Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2018 09:09 AM (7HtZB)

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It's really the fault of us racist Americans for not getting the engine of the economy roaring until we got a white man in office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 23, 2018 09:10 AM (RSdZ6)

265 obmamama has some balls on him to take credit for President Trump's economy, when he explicitly mocked candidate Trump's promises to create such an economy. Remember "what's he gonna do? Wave a magic wand?"

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2018 09:09 AM (7HtZB)

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That's a good point. He explicitly and repeatedly said this was the new normal and get used to it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 23, 2018 09:10 AM (0NAbP)

266 I was reading an article about the wrecks these cars are involved in. Something like half are them being rear-ended because they stop abruptly and act in very non-human ways.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic


I was driving through the DC area last year. With radar and lane assist on -- which is pretty close to self-driving. It started raining heavily and the vehicle slammed on the brakes. Fortunately no one behind me.

When I questioned a tech person about it I was told not to use radar in heavy rain.

The future will be interesting when these cars work their way out of California, where it seldom rains and never snows.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 23, 2018 09:10 AM (URwyc)

267 72 For those people who think Fox News is a 'right leaning' Republican news organization read this article from one of their Far Left slugs, Geraldo Rivera. He shows his leaning rather well here.


http://tinyurl.com/y86tpz23
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 23, 2018 08:10 AM (mpXpK)


I can't agree that Geraldo is "far left". Sometimes he comes down on the right side. A voice of moderation compared to Juan, who is himself far from the worst.

He is an asshole for all that, though.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 09:12 AM (59GGI)

268 it'll be a buffer, like the one between Iraq and KSA.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 08:53 AM (8D42x)


"I like this idea!"

- - Bayer Aspirin and Willie Cicci

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 08:55 AM (/9p9e)

I know I'm missing something, but can't quite figure out what it is that I'm missing from the joke.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 09:12 AM (8D42x)

269 Agreed. But we should remember that those dying in the camps of disease and malnutrition (surely some did) are ALSO victims of the Holocaust.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 09:06 AM (59GGI)


Yes, but those who make this claim will not hold the Nazis accountable for that but for circumstances beyond their control brought about by the war. The war that, naturally, the Jooz started in the first place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 09:09 AM (/9p9e)

Just to be clear, here, Holocaust is, specifically, a crime committed against the Jewish people. The also is not appropriate to describe political prisoners, prisoners of war, resistance fighters and others who ended up in the Nazi camps.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:15 AM (BmG3e)

270 Didn't Sarah Silverman and Louis CK grow up together? Didn't the jacking off happen when they were much younger?

She is a dumpster.

Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 23, 2018 09:15 AM (Lktpy)

271 Remember "what's he gonna do? Wave a magic wand?"
_____________

Also: "Those jobs are gone and they're never coming back!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2018 09:16 AM (fqUgw)

272 "I'm a fan of '50s Buicks and they're already dropping off. $10K and a bit of time looking around will find you a decent car."


I bought my unrestored 64 Ford F-100 15 years ago for $1800.00. Drove it back from Rock Springs, WY to Wisconsin. I've stuck less $500 into touching up the paint, seats, etc. 8 years ago I was offered $4,000 for it but today I'd be lucky to get $2,500. Not that I care, I'm not going to sell it.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 23, 2018 09:17 AM (Mr80f)

273 @264

Obama's claim in a nutshell....


1. Confiscatory taxation

2. Crushing Regulations.

3. ???

4. Unprecedented economic activity not seen in generations.


The man is a fucking goof.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 09:17 AM (kT3/m)

274 259 Wow.

Even Gleet Beck is calling the "migrants" an Invasion.

When you've lost Gleet...
Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 09:08 AM (ZG1OC)
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This Caravan gambit is backfiring so spectacularly on the Dem's that I can only conclude is was organized by CPL Michael Avenatti.

Posted by: WisRich at October 23, 2018 09:17 AM (G0vdT)

275 My fwiends. Our boys in the military should be dying in an invasion of Syria or getting blown up in a North Korean mine field. Not bothering these poor future Americans in Mexico.

When the horde sets foot on the Magic Dirt north of the Rio Grande they will surely transform into our countrymen.

Posted by: Ghost of John McCain at October 23, 2018 09:18 AM (at7VV)

276 I was assaulted by Cory Booker, too. It was horrible. Also, Kamala Harris was there, too. She held me down for Cory. It's seared, seared in the hippocampus. They are both horrible, horrible people.


Sincerely,

Posted by: Hil...I mean Anonymous Gay Person at October 23, 2018 09:19 AM (Ndje9)

277 273 @264

Obama's claim in a nutshell....


1. Confiscatory taxation

2. Crushing Regulations.

3. ???

4. Unprecedented economic activity not seen in generations.


The man is a fucking goof.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 23, 2018 09:17 AM (kT3/m)

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Well, you see, you don't understand that the government taking money from productive sectors of the economy, and then giving them to less productive sectors, is what originally made this country great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 23, 2018 09:19 AM (RSdZ6)

278 Good riddence to bad trash
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 23, 2018 08:00 AM (bim/x)

I second that.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:19 AM (BmG3e)

279 Sarah Silverman is one of the most vile people imaginable. She's lost her looks to age and now has zero redeeming qualities.

I mean, if the #1 consumer of Free Range Fair Trade Organic Soy - Jimmy Kimmel dumps your ass, there's a reason.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at October 23, 2018 09:20 AM (at7VV)

280 Once the red wave hits in 2 weeks, the next 2 years will be interesting.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 23, 2018 09:22 AM (dNzKv)

281 With all this MSM concern for Kashoggi, I guess they have none leftover from the missing (now presumed dead) head of Interpol?

You'd think this would be a Big Deal, no?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 23, 2018 09:22 AM (W+vEI)

282 Glen Beck not on his way to the border with a truck full of Teddy Bears for the caravan?

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 09:22 AM (mCMQ5)

283 I'm broke. The Blaze is finished. I can't afford Teddy Bears and soccer balls this time!

WE HAVE TO STOP THIS INVASION!!!

Posted by: Glenn Beck at October 23, 2018 09:23 AM (at7VV)

284 57 Domestically, Ford looks to test it's new self-driving vehicle on the streets of DC

Should be named the Ford Fiasco, of course.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 23, 2018 08:03 AM (59GGI)

Hooo, I am so conflicted on self-driving cars. The part of me that spent most of my youth reading bad science fiction thinks this is neato keen and right up there with flying cars.

On the other hand, the part of me that has actually participated in complex projects realizes that no matter how much you test things, somebody coded something up while nursing a hangover.

They will be approved because the car makers have the political pull to get that done, but someday soon somebody will figure out how to hack these suckers and lots and lots of people will be sad.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 23, 2018 09:23 AM (RD7QR)

285 Preezy Shit Midas handed President Trump an economy that latest GDP growth was 1.6%. Not a rip roaring 4th qtr report.


To think people say Obammy is the definition of narcissist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 23, 2018 09:23 AM (pw+jk)

286 279 Sarah Silverman is one of the most vile people imaginable. She's lost her looks to age and now has zero redeeming qualities.

I mean, if the #1 consumer of Free Range Fair Trade Organic Soy - Jimmy Kimmel dumps your ass, there's a reason.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at October 23, 2018 09:20 AM (at7VV)

What age would you guess that she lost the ability to pair bond?

Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 23, 2018 09:23 AM (Lktpy)

287 The car chases on 80's TV programs were a hoot. Didi McCall in her (was it a 4 cyl or a 6 cyl) Mustang getting it up to 20-22 mph chasing that K car while Hunter ran it down with a bicycle.

Posted by: An Observation at October 23, 2018 09:23 AM (FeLuV)

288 China gets kid gloves because they hand out lots of walking around money.

Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 09:24 AM (mCMQ5)

289 282>>>

At this rate, Cap'n Kristol is going to be the last of the NeverTrumpers.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 09:26 AM (ZG1OC)

290 USA under spontaneous invasion from South America. Europe under spontaneous invasion from Africa. Commie Pope organizes a march in solidarity with "all immigrants". We're supposed to believe this is all unrelated.

Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 23, 2018 09:26 AM (qzLpk)

291 What age would you guess that she lost the ability to pair bond?

Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 23, 2018 09:23 AM (Lktpy)

just before birth?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 09:26 AM (8D42x)

292 15 years if casual observation: Most people on the west coast are completely fucked in the head.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 23, 2018 08:22 AM (r9UYA)

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I've got 30 years of direct experience and your casual observation: CONFIRMED.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM (EZebt)

293 Question, why does Trump need to campaign in Texas of all places ? For Cruz ? Is he really in trouble ?

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM (BmG3e)

294 >>>What age would you guess that she lost the ability to pair bond?
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 23, 2018 09:23 AM (Lktpy)
________

It happens when the scale tips 200 pounds of fat or the bed post notches 200 inches of dong.

Whichevers happens first.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM (at7VV)

295 268
I know I'm missing something, but can't quite figure out what it is that I'm missing from the joke.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 23, 2018 09:12 AM (8D42x)



Bayer aspirin is "buffered."

Willie Cicci in Godfathter 2: "The family had a lot of buffers."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM (/9p9e)

296 293 Question, why does Trump need to campaign in Texas of all places ? For Cruz ? Is he really in trouble ?
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM (BmG3e)

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It was arranged when the polls were tightening, but Cruz has since opened up that lead.

It seemed preventative on Cruz's part to ask for the rally from Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 23, 2018 09:28 AM (RSdZ6)

297 At this rate, Cap'n Kristol is going to be the last of the NeverTrumpers.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 23, 2018 09:26 AM (ZG1OC)

Can one man run a cruise?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 23, 2018 09:28 AM (72PAC)

298 Hey the invading caravan has shown that there are acceptable men to the democrat party and leftists. Uneducated, not English speaking, welfare, American hating men. Bet they treat women great.


I bet they also think that 7th century muzzie men are great too. Only white men are bad.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 23, 2018 09:28 AM (pw+jk)

299 why does Trump need to campaign in Texas of all places ? For Cruz ? Is he really in trouble ?

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM (BmG3e)

I think it was partially to bury the hatchet.

Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 23, 2018 09:29 AM (qzLpk)

300 293 Question, why does Trump need to campaign in Texas of all places ? For Cruz ? Is he really in trouble ?
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM (BmG3e)


They are seen nationwide too.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 09:29 AM (/9p9e)

301 I follow Brit Hume on twitter. He is not a cuck. Being old, however, he is still in the grasp of "bipartisanship" and "comity" and "civil discourse."

Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2018 09:29 AM (3HNOQ)

302 301 I follow Brit Hume on twitter. He is not a cuck. Being old, however, he is still in the grasp of "bipartisanship" and "comity" and "civil discourse."

Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2018 09:29 AM (3HNOQ)

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To be fair, they would be nice things to have.

Getting them from a party that inherently hates everything about this country is kind of hard, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 23, 2018 09:30 AM (RSdZ6)

303

NOOD.

It's a von Trapp!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 23, 2018 09:30 AM (/9p9e)

304 Cruz called him up and asked him to come. Bury the hatchet. Beat the shit out of Beefto.



Posted by: JAS at October 23, 2018 09:30 AM (3HNOQ)

305 All the reporters are fake news frauds.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 23, 2018 08:28 AM (OMGh7)

===

Not Catherine Herridge. She is straight up and straight on.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 23, 2018 09:30 AM (EZebt)

306 It seemed preventative on Cruz's part to ask for the rally from Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 23, 2018 09:28 AM (RSdZ6)


mkay...It was a good show of strength and bigly enthusiasm either way

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:30 AM (BmG3e)

307 This "caravan" is a classic filibuster, an attempt to force a governmental change by packing a country with enough military age men to force the issue.

The state actors involved have indeed committed an act of war, and everyone from the freebooters, to the NGOs, to the moneymen like Soros are waging war as unlawful combatants, as defined by the Geneva Conventions.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 23, 2018 09:30 AM (J+mig)

308 296 293 Question, why does Trump need to campaign in Texas of all places ? For Cruz ? Is he really in trouble ?
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM (BmG3e)

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It was arranged when the polls were tightening, but Cruz has since opened up that lead.

It seemed preventative on Cruz's part to ask for the rally from Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 23, 2018 09:28 AM (RSdZ6)

And having a huge, raucous crowd in the area - with twice as many outside who couldn't get in - commands more attention than say a rally in West Virginia, no offense meant to WV.

Posted by: josephistan at October 23, 2018 09:31 AM (7HtZB)

309 Trump campaigned mainly for Cruz, because Beto is being Sol all out by the Media which average Joes watch.

that's why the try to be cool factor, like they did with Obama.

I mean how can one not be cool?

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:31 AM (dPd5y)

310 I think it was partially to bury the hatchet.
Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 23, 2018 09:29 AM (qzLpk)

that was kind of my thought too, when I saw them bro-hugging...

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:31 AM (BmG3e)

311 They are seen nationwide too.


More than one person at work commented on the 100k requests for seats in a 18k arena. It made an impression even in other states.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2018 09:33 AM (alriR)

312 I missed the bro hug, did anyone swing a pat to the rump?

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:33 AM (dPd5y)

313 Question, why does Trump need to campaign in Texas of all places ? For Cruz ? Is he really in trouble ?

No, but unfortunately my conservative Republican congressman John Culberson is, due to the influx of Kalifornia Kockroaches, flooding driving out his voters, and illegal aliens taking their place.

Posted by: An Observation at October 23, 2018 09:33 AM (FeLuV)

314 I want to be a Texan! why my misfortune ?!

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:34 AM (dPd5y)

315 Dear Diary,
Trump was mean to me and all of my friends again, AGAIN!!! He thinks he is so bitchin and stuff. We are going to get his mean ass. No way we let him get away with the things he says about us and worse TO US. I hat, HATE< HATE him. On our Friday night sleep over, Jenn Rubin, Jake Tapper, and Brian Setler are going to phone gossip to all our friends about Trump. Gosh I hope that Brian brings his own ice cream this week.
Love Jimmy

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at October 23, 2018 09:34 AM (pw+jk)

316 I missed the bro hug, did anyone swing a pat to the rump?

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:33 AM (dPd5y)

Hi, willow ! Pat on the arse was off camera...

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:34 AM (BmG3e)

317 runner, shoot, I was hoping for a new Media meme this week.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:34 AM (dPd5y)

318 Someone is organizing and paying for the caravans. But unless and until there is actual evidence that it is Soros, just jumping up and down screaming, "Soros! Soros! Soros!" is not a good look.

There are plenty of bad actors in the world. Let's not allow ourselves to be reasonably accused of always blaming the bogeyman under the bed.

Posted by: RichieC at October 23, 2018 09:35 AM (D7d9R)

319 Glen Beck not on his way to the border with a truck full of Teddy Bears for the caravan?
Posted by: steevy at October 23, 2018 09:22 AM (mCMQ5)


Yeah. Fuck the kids. He should have sent busloads of asylum lawyers, right?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 23, 2018 09:36 AM (dNzKv)

320 hell for all we know obamas cia could be funding the caravan of lies

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:36 AM (dPd5y)

321 I want to be a Texan! why my misfortune ?!


Texan is a choice. Though you do have to be approved by the selection committee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 23, 2018 09:36 AM (alriR)

322 Grump, so i'm screwed .

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:36 AM (dPd5y)

323 willow ! I am still good with NPCs.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:36 AM (BmG3e)

324 Just to be clear, here, Holocaust is, specifically, a crime committed against the Jewish people. The also is not appropriate to describe political prisoners, prisoners of war, resistance fighters and others who ended up in the Nazi camps.
Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:15 AM (BmG3e)


To be precise, the Holocaust was a system of murder (not just neglect,however malicious, but systematic, policy driven, deliberate murder) against predominantly 3 major groups of people deemed genetically problematic: Jews, the Romani and the disabled. Others were murdered and enslaved as well (e.g.gays, Catholic clergy, communists, etc).

But they weren't genetic defectives, and they were not subject to the system of murder camps (as in Operation Reinhard: https://tinyurl.com/ya8pmj8v ) and programmatic extinction.

It seems like splitting hairs sometimes: mass death is mass death, and horror is horror. But facts are facts too.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 23, 2018 09:37 AM (CPk08)

325 From the Socialism kink:

Those who imagine themselves on the receiving end, have every reason to think they will be better off with socialism.

There are only 2 types of socialists: 1) Those that forcefully receive. 2) Those that are forced to give.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 23, 2018 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

326 I used to have family in Texas. Family reunification FTW.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:37 AM (BmG3e)

327 Re: Alabama Supreme Court:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ef2x8d

Posted by: Sal at October 23, 2018 09:37 AM (kiMEW)

328 ( I don't have the big boobies I think Texans prefer)

You know, eveything Is big in texas
i'm 5'1 of not much, not even smart and do not know how to kill a beast to eat.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:38 AM (dPd5y)

329 that was to Grump no idea where the beginning of comment went.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:38 AM (dPd5y)

330 Hmmmmm. Activity meant to sow discord and destabilize a western country? No. Not the Soros MO at all. But, you are right, Open Societies says it's not him, so we believe papa George.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 23, 2018 09:39 AM (dNzKv)

331 er, tx runner.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:39 AM (dPd5y)

332 And yes, runner: I'm agreeing with you.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 23, 2018 09:40 AM (CPk08)

333 Don't need to do any of the stuff listed above to shut this down. Start revoking visas for family members of the ruling party members in those countries (e.g. kids from universities, artists, etc.). Start putting a freeze on their assets held in the US.

Posted by: Engineer at October 23, 2018 09:40 AM (eUMqZ)

334 runner I have family in Brooklyn, im hoping they make a big move.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:40 AM (dPd5y)

335 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 23, 2018 09:40 AM (ZQfW9)

336 It seems like splitting hairs sometimes: mass death is mass death, and horror is horror. But facts are facts too.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 23, 2018 09:37 AM (CPk0

No. It is not splitting hairs. And that is why I made the comment. The final solution was specifically designed to address the Jewish question. Mass death that was consequence of war, political ambitions and crazed Nazi war machine is a crime separate from the Holocaust/Shoah.

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:40 AM (BmG3e)

337 When the horde sets foot on the Magic Dirt north of the Rio Grande they will surely transform into our countrymen.
______________

Sort of like how millions of foreigners who thumb their noses at our immigration laws, tax laws, employment laws, fraud laws, driving laws, insurance laws, etc., for years or decades, are suddenly going to magically transform into "good, law-abiding" citizens overnight, if we just give them amnesty.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 23, 2018 09:41 AM (fqUgw)

338 Trivial - I will! I will!

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:43 AM (dPd5y)

339 Question, why does Trump need to campaign in Texas of all places ? For Cruz ? Is he really in trouble ?


Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:27 AM

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Cruz is not in trouble, he will win by double digits. Trump came here because he said he would.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 23, 2018 09:43 AM (JUOKG)

340 y'all are missing the hills, that are alive with musac...

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:43 AM (BmG3e)

341 I do laundry and such however, so here I go to be family law abiding.

Posted by: willow at October 23, 2018 09:44 AM (dPd5y)

342 Cruz is not in trouble, he will win by double digits. Trump came here because he said he would.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 23, 2018 09:43 AM (JUOKG)

It was a good show of strenght. 100k ? rock star !

Posted by: runner at October 23, 2018 09:44 AM (BmG3e)

343 290 USA under spontaneous invasion from South America. Europe under spontaneous invasion from Africa. Commie Pope organizes a march in solidarity with "all immigrants". We're supposed to believe this is all unrelated.
Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 23, 2018 09:26 AM (qzLpk)

Quick slide downwards for the Catholic Church . . . from St John Paul II to Pope Lenin.

I can say this, being a cradle Catholic and all: I'm embarrassed for my faith.

Posted by: Marybeth at October 23, 2018 09:48 AM (CmURZ)

344 Question, why does Trump need to campaign in Texas of all places ? For Cruz ? Is he really in trouble ?


Posted by: runner


He said he would.
Burying the hatchet with Cruz is a wise thing to do.
Took shots at the political stunt working its way north (refuse to call it a refugee caravan).
Trump gets to 'campaign' against the Belfast burrito.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 23, 2018 09:49 AM (e1q4h)

345 'Remember the Alamo" and "Come and Take It" were two different things.
But ya'll know that.
We're overlooking it b/c he's from Queens and we love him.

Posted by: Sal at October 23, 2018 09:51 AM (kiMEW)

346 This invasion by illegals is doing nothing but riling up the Republican base big time. I am not sure why soros, et. al. thought it would be a good idea to motivate Republican voters two weeks before the election by staging this mess.


This is exactly how you get more Trump.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 23, 2018 09:53 AM (JUOKG)

347 Hey,when is the "parade" coming by my house...I'd like me some Honoduran Hooch & coochie...Party ON Wayne.....

Posted by: saf at October 23, 2018 10:01 AM (5IHGB)

348

And can everybody just stick to the basic fact that we can't have caravans of foreign nationals storming our borders regardless of composition and not muddy it up with talk of Islamists infiltrating, which we know instinctively to be true but will never be confirmed because the MSM will never look to closely at these caravans and who's running them. by: Kreplach


Agreed. Times 10. Squared.

Stay on message: A country without a border is called your neighbor's country. We probably can just go with we need to protect our borders from all sorts of threats, and leave the ISIS concerns for another day. That and calling for shooting the caravaners, not exactly making a cogent, logical, intelligent argument, at least in MHO.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 23, 2018 10:03 AM (sM+h7)

349 No one has mentioned the fact that you see Central American flags being waved all throughout the caravan.

If this wasn't political theater bought and orchestrated by Soros et al, and these people were fleeing their shitholes of origin to seek a better life in America, you would think they would be waving American flags and not flags of the countries they are so desperate to escape.

Posted by: metaps at October 23, 2018 11:03 AM (Le4jq)

350 Semd George Soros back to hell

Posted by: Boss Moss at October 23, 2018 11:15 AM (Ybj1E)

351 Either the government uses its monopoly on the use of force in order to defend the borders from foreign invasion, or it relinquishes that monopoly along with its legitimacy.

Posted by: Rather Not at October 23, 2018 11:20 AM (oPogG)

352 If a baker has to design a cake for a gay wedding, why does the Iowa bar have the right to refuse service to Republicans?

Posted by: PJ at October 23, 2018 11:29 AM (qlTN9)

353 too bad soros doesnt pick up his own mail.

Posted by: vivi at October 23, 2018 12:11 PM (11H2y)

354 Posted by: Defenestratus at October 23, 2018 08:11 AM (kI/3T)

Yes, it's not a caravan, it's a *column*. As in, an invasion *column*.
Let's make sure we change the narrative on this.

Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2018 06:39 PM (CVc6J)

355 354

That should have been a note on how I like the idea. The "column" bit was going to be a different commenter. *sigh*

Posted by: GWB at October 23, 2018 06:43 PM (CVc6J)

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