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Jim Acosta Goes Full Jake Tapper in a DM
He DMs a stranger to say "fuck you" after a minor joke, then lies about why he did it.
Dear Diary.....
— justin (@justincap_) October 19, 2018
cc: @CNNPR do you support this?
— justin (@justincap_) October 19, 2018
NPC Jim Acosta:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 19, 2018 02:54 PM (JUOKG)
Though I don't understand the Dear Diary rage connection.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (WgCY5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (9KlpF)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (G0vdT)
When they respond like that, you know you hit them right in the soul.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (so+oy)
Inhumanoids!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 02:56 PM (bcbK8)
Though I don't understand the Dear Diary rage connection.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (72PAC)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS A TEENAGE GIRL WHO POURS OUT ALL HER HOPES, DREAMS, PARANOIA, AND FANTASIES OUT INTO HER DIARY!
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (ycWCI)
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For a gay man, Jim Acosta has terrible taste in socks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM
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Those are real? I thought they were photoshopped as well.
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (Z4rgH)
The Onion:
Trump: The only way to find out what happened in the Saudi consulate is to send in more reporters, one at a time
... starting with Jim Acosta
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (e8kgV)
The MSM doesn't like it when you don't pay them the respect to which they believe they are owed!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
James the product of Annandale VA and James Madison U.? the hell you say!
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (WgCY5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM
"His cock tastes terrible? Lemme see..."
- - Sheppy
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (/9p9e)
On the brighter side Jim, you can be replaced at CNN by a moderately intelligent turnip.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (Z4rgH)
I will cut a bitch.
Posted by: Moderately Intelligent Turnip at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (Z4rgH)
This dead trout.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Puddin Head
...........
It would have to be loafers with no socks for it to be definitively gay.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (Z4rgH)
I will cut a bitch.
Posted by: Moderately Intelligent Turnip at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (sjdRT)
And don't you dare look in this direction.
Posted by: Low Intelligent Turnip at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (oiNtH)
And Leftists lie withe ease you breath
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
James the product of Annandale VA and James Madison U.? the hell you say!
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That means he was an Annandale Atom.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (2LelM)
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Purple Tie and Loafers. Totes gay.
Posted by: Puddin Head
...........
It would have to be loafers with no socks for it to be definitively gay.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM
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Hey now.
Posted by: Sonny Crockett at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (3sjI6)
http://tinyurl.com/y97kqwbz
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: zeera at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (UWlp+)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM
Oh, Mark... didn't know you rolled that way.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (WgCY5)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (RD7QR)
I used to have a pair of socks like that. Then I got a job.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (nBr1j)
The MSM doesn't like it when you don't pay them the respect to which they believe they are owed!!
Posted by: Lizzy
What journalists (and "public intellectuals", academics, the Catholic hierarchy, etc.) don't realize is that deference is earned by performance, not by the occupation itself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (/9p9e)
it's in the constitution
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 19, 2018 02:59 PM (dMvl+)
Well, they are the Nomenklatura in our glorious worker's paradise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (EzXDh)
or at least the hollow where their soul should be.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:01 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:01 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)
Dumpster behind the airport giving beejers?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 19, 2018 03:01 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:01 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:01 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: Moderately Intelligent Turnip at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (mvUP9)
https://bit.ly/2ynDide
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 02:58 PM (2LelM)
Making a total fool of yourself in a homeless shelter?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM (bcbK
I didn't expect to laugh this hard at comment 4.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Co-host with Brian Williams on MSNBC.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (WgCY5)
You make a fool out of yourself on Twitter. Looks like Jimmy has a head start.
Posted by: tu3031 at October 19, 2018 03:03 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:01 PM (CwrxC)
So, Jewish NPC nose is { ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:03 PM (/9p9e)
"Your own prime time show on CNN!"
--Cillizza, Cuomo, Tapper, Lemon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jayhawkone at October 19, 2018 03:03 PM (ZD+J8)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 19, 2018 03:03 PM (Vy4cn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:01 PM (CwrxC)
So, Jewish NPC nose is { ?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:03 PM (/9p9e)
I read that as a Jeff Flake ref
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:03 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (bcbK8)
Co-host with Brian Williams on MSNBC.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 03:02 PM (WgCY5)
Randi Rhodes on the King Biscuit Flour Hour...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (/9p9e)
But he's a totes serious news dude.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (VIz3b)
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TX SoS and AG are Republicans. Do your g-ddamn jobs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: klaftern at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (MxEKc)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS A TEENAGE GIRL WHO POURS OUT ALL HER HOPES, DREAMS, PARANOIA, AND FANTASIES OUT INTO HER DIARY!
That is just silly. What do people think blog comments are for?
Nobody will read your diary or feel your pain. You have to share your feelings. Doesn't Acosta have a Facebook page?
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (2LelM)
academics, the Catholic hierarchy, etc.) don't realize is that deference
is earned by performance, not by the occupation itself."Posted by: Hadrian
When you are in their bubble, only the position (and the accompanying self righteous prickish attitude) matter.
"Everything for the institution, nothing against the institution"
Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Phln5)
or at least the hollow where their soul should be.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:01 PM (CwrxC)
When they go low, hit them in the balls. Hopefully, you'll do enough damage so they can't reproduce.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 02:55 PM
Oh, Mark... didn't know you rolled that way.....
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (d7Ww2)
I have some threesome stories that make the Devil's Triangle seem tame.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (bcbK8)
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I thought the socks were to camoflage the canckles.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (MIKMs)
They don't move around much, probably not mobs.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (UbVmJ)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Vy4cn)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (EzXDh)
I need a SAFE SPACE from scary JIM ACOSTA!
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (XROPS)
Dear diary, what a day it's been
Dear diary, it's been just like a dream
Woke up too late. Wasn't where I should have been
For goodness sake, what's happening to me?
Write lightly, yours truly, dear diary
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at October 19, 2018 02:57 PM (ycWCI)
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TFW YOU DO A MEME WRONG.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (VIz3b)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (bcbK
hahahahahaha
dude, I'm at work. gonna get fired if I keep guffawing
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Probably put extra large speakers right under them. LOL
If I was PDT I'd get the biggest subwoofer I could have built and put it under the press box.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (BWL+E)
Speaking of Obama, where is that little shit?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (eBu2V)
Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Phln5)
Second hand Marshall amps from the Deep Purple 1973 "Machine Head" tour?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Phln5)
They need a subwoofer the size of a Volkswagen and The Brown Note.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (bcbK
hahahahahaha
dude, I'm at work. gonna get fired if I keep guffawing
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Tell them 'laughter is the best medicine'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: VA MKZ at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (YIsx4)
Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2018 03:05 PM (Phln5)
Second hand Marshall amps from the Deep Purple 1973 "Machine Head" tour?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (/9p9e)
Oh for a time machine...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Alex at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (vshng)
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (PvCxa)
Don't worry. They are easily distracted. Just wave a penis or a dildo in front of them and they will follow you to the ends of the earth. Or, at least to the edge of the cliff where you push them off.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (3sjI6)
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TX SoS and AG are Republicans. Do your g-ddamn jobs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)
I heard that Greg Abbott is all over this as we speak. So, good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)
Any applications that came in on those pre-checked forms should be voided.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (a0IVu)
Speaking of Obama, where is that little shit?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (eBu2V)
At his timeshare on Fire Island.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (PvCxa)"
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A little unhinged? They've been off with the fairies since Obama won the first term. Remember the embarrassing question to him such as "What enchants you the most?". This was not a question from a sensible journalist but a teeny bopper fan girl.
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (ZoD7w)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (EzXDh)
Apparently if you do any NPC mocking, very quickly.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (zRwJ/)
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Fuck that. Blue Cheer.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:00 PM (BWL+E)
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Does this brass nameplate on my desk mean NOTHING to you?
Posted by: Jim Accosted at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (13Al/)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (UbVmJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (/9p9e)
Oh for a time machine...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (bcbK
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (/9p9e)
How about that famous Obozo campaign poster? Perfect place to replace the former narcissist-in-chief's face with an NPC.
Posted by: Tuna at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (Phln5)
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (MxEKc)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Moderately Intelligent Turnip at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (tIeHC)
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TX SoS and AG are Republicans. Do your g-ddamn jobs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)
Abbott is on it: said they are investigating and if true, there will be serious repercussions. Since the complaints attached several registrations w/the citizenship box checked, Im assuming its true.
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (XROPS)
Speaking of Obama, where is that little shit?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (eBu2V)
At his timeshare on Fire Island.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (bcbK
There are no timeshares of Fire Island!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (UbVmJ)
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The Crocs had to run to catch up.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (13Al/)
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (ZoD7w)
Then you'd get the ghastly vision of watching Christiane Amanpour bliss out on the vibrations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Alex at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (vshng)
He knows that the men that would let him sleep with their wives would never reveal such information.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (BWL+E)
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This, and a couple of stage monitor wedges right under their riser.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (BWL+E)
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Playing the brown note. At 8 kilowatts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Zxy5I)
Since his report was written for him 4 days before he went to the rally, I don't know what he's bitching about.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (3sjI6)
https://tinyurl.com/yb9fcfm7
Read the names, look at the visages, and see if you can spot the pattern.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (/9p9e)
Oh for a time machine...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (bcbK
"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (/9p9e)
Hopefully not Libyans...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (eBu2V)
At his timeshare on Fire Island.
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Yeah, he vanished as quickly as the DACA kids did.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
"We are not Fake News Mr. President". bwahahahahaha. The damn complaint assumes the premise.
Posted by: prescient11 at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: Moderately Intelligent Turnip at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (ycWCI)
Second hand Marshall amps from the Deep Purple 1973 "Machine Head" tour?
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Fuck that. Blue Cheer.
Disaster Area
https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Disaster_Area
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (GwjKT)
The female reporters don't respond as well as the males.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (WgCY5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)
"We are not Fake News Mr. President". bwahahahahaha. The damn complaint assumes the premise.
Posted by: prescient11 at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (q+HNC)
He is doing to him what he did to Fauxca-has-been.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (XROPS)
They should serve a very short sentence; the length of time it takes to walk up to the noose.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 19, 2018 03:12 PM (GwjKT)
Posted by: klaftern at October 19, 2018 03:12 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (GwjKT)
Direct Message. It's a twitter thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:12 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 19, 2018 03:12 PM (0fSbA)
Its "Direct Message" which is a feature on several social media platforms such as Twitter. Instead of posting publicly, it privately messages the person directly.
Kind of like whispering on IRC.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Wasn't he supposed to go out and stump for Dem candidates? Lazy f*ck probably did one rally and said "Screw this, golf awaits."
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (+y/Ru)
I don't believe that a famous person like Jim Acosta buys his own socks. His time is too valuable for that. He has interns who would love to buy him socks.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (oYD2h)
whoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Can you say that Jews are NPCs? Can insects be NPCs? I need a rule book!
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (eBu2V)
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He is in hiding because he in no way wants to be associated with the results of the upcoming election.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (I16G8)
got any tips/sugestions/recipes you'd care to share, either here or off line?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (VIz3b)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (koNhm)
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RBG has a distinct Preying Mantis thing going on. I know some guys that like insect chicks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (+y/Ru) "
I can help you with that, but I'm going to need a favor first.
Posted by: Happy Mask Salesman at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:12 PM (tIeHC)
Ironically, 'bench knob' was his nickname in prep school.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:09 PM (/9p9e)
Missed the Eric Clapton sock.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Wasn't he supposed to go out and stump for Dem candidates? Lazy f*ck probably did one rally and said "Screw this, golf awaits."
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I think it was more someone did overnight polls and got the hook.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (2LelM)
You sound like my Grandma!
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (UbVmJ)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (XROPS) "
Calling a Jew an NPC would be dehumanizing, per Twitter standards. Calling an insect an NPC would be, uh, deinsectizing them....I guess.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (oZ6kz)
You sound like my Grandma!
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (UbVmJ)
More like my 8 year old niece.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (/9p9e)
Maybe someone finally pointed out that while he's good at raising campaign funds, he's a death knell to campaigns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (ycWCI)
* fist bump*
I'd wear two sets. The first pair I called my under socks.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (eBu2V)
Posted by: blaster at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (9VeU0)
Maybe. I can see Acosta getting Twitter and Grindr mixed up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 03:06 PM (Zxy5I)
That poor baby best stay away from Husky Stadium.
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
He even has his own rape train, but hopes to upgrade to an actual rape-rape train...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (/9p9e)
Definition: Acosta'd- to be strongly verbally confronted with some dumbass, fake news, SJW BS by a known liar with a junior high school mentality
Usage Example: I was acosta'd by an antifa pinhead who ran away when I stood up and he saw how big I was.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (yuVxc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (13Al/)
https://tinyurl.com/yb9fcfm7
Read the names, look at the visages, and see if you can spot the pattern.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (/qEW2)
So, it really is the religion of Piece.....Piece of Pussy.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: GnuBreed at
You guys are killing it! LOL
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (DhKoc)
Posted by: Happy Mask Salesman at October 19, 2018 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Wait a second...
Posted by: Link - Hero of Time, bitches at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Moderately Intelligent Turnip at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (sjdRT)
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You may want to go online and make sure you can get tickets before making the trip. They tend to run out of them pretty fast.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (2LelM)
LOL! How dumb are these people that thought Obama would in any way be helpful to any candidate?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: klaftern at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jim Acostabot at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (eSx+E)
I think Acosta is cute.
Posted by: nurse ratched
____________________
~makes note in 'Shannon' file~
Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (7AQC5)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (uLuPn)
Maybe someone finally pointed out that while he's good at raising campaign funds, he's a death knell to campaigns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (39g3+)
and sports teams.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (koNh
Heh. Self-proclaimed Conservative held up Cronkite as the image of a journalist the other day.
Put some AB knowledge on his ass.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 19, 2018 03:11 PM (ycWCI)
No, I hated them. I didn't wear them, but on guys. They were such a turn-off. I don't know why and I thought it was something weird about me. It's nice to know men hated them too.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (koNh
Heh. Self-proclaimed Conservative held up Cronkite as the image of a journalist the other day.
Put some AB knowledge on his ass.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (If3tB)
Acosta is ABnormal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (bcbK8)
Followed by a tweet from the New Yorker using the meme on a piece about Sinclair Broadcasting
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status
/1052934613369331713
Heh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (2LelM)
LOL! How dumb are these people that thought Obama would in any way be helpful to any candidate?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (MX7xj)
Are you kidding, for the past 4 election cycles, Obama is personally responsible for wiping out over 1,000 Democrat seats all over the country and giving them the lowest legislative presence since the 1920s.
He's electoral cancer, among other types.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (/9p9e)
It took me 25 minutes to get 1/2 a tank of gas.
So many people buying lottery tickets.
So little maths.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (UbVmJ)
this all started because acosta whined the music was too loud for him to "report" at the MT rally.
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Next on CNN...
Loud Music...threat or menance?
Posted by: This is CNN at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (eSx+E)
Holy Moses
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (uLuPn)
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Pfft. Why not $10 billion?
Posted by: Illinois at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (13Al/)
got any tips/sugestions/recipes you'd care to share, either here or off line?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (VIz3b)
Well I experiment a good deal, because its my go to snack. Some great some not. Don't want ot bore these good folks with chatting back and forth. How do I give you my email without these reprobates getting it and signing me up for gay porn? And don't tell me they wouldn't.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (EzXDh)
Did Obama ever win an ESPN award for something? Seems like I remember something like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (oh+79)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (VLTlk)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (oiNtH)
But one clam.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (UbVmJ)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (koNhm)
Holy Moses
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (uLuPn)
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Pfft. Why not $10 billion?
Posted by: Illinois at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (13Al/)
Is there a ceiling?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (/9p9e)
Now that's all I see.
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 03:08 PM (MxEKc)
Five feet two inches of Cold Furry.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (Z4rgH)
So little maths.
Well the lottery is a tax on stupidity, but when it reaches this lofty a sum, its worth a shot. I mean the investment is so tiny compared to the payoff. Sure you won't win, but if you do...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: The Glass Ceiling at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (UbVmJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (0tfLf)
Asswipe.
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (/9p9e)
As awful as his eight years in office was, there were a few side benefits...
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (MX7xj)
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Damn, I hope it rolls over a couple more times. I can't leave the building until Sunday Morning.
Itsa legal thing. Don't ask.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (nBr1j)
***
the FNM was talking about an article on Medium that said calling people NPCs is dehumanizing, hateful, and shouldn't be allowed.
Someone criticized the author...and she responded by calling him a Russian Bot.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
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FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (VIz3b)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (UbVmJ)
You wear condoms on your feet?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (/9p9e)"
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I remember that concert and I didn't even have tickets, we lived a mile away from the arena though.
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (ZoD7w)
Posted by: Illinois at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (13Al/)
Is there a ceiling?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (/9p9e)
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In theory it could go as high as a Brazilian.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (13Al/)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)
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FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (VIz3b)
I LOL'ed
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (EzXDh)
You could each email me and I'll pass them on to the other I guess. Link in nick If you want.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (9KlpF)
erica orden
@eorden
The Brooklyn U.S. Attorney's office has charged a New York man with threatening to murder and assault two U.S. senators in retaliation for their support for the confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court. The senators aren't identified by name in the complaint.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Wasn't he supposed to go out and stump for Dem candidates? Lazy f*ck probably did one rally and said "Screw this, golf awaits."
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I think it was more someone did overnight polls and got the hook.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM (2LelM)
Almost certainly. He wouldn't pass up an opportunity to the thing he loved best about being president. Campaigning and getting all those cheers. I mean Trump loves it too obviously but I think they get something different out of it. Like Trump loves getting his supporters fired up and excited. Obama loves getting all the adulation from them.
Though he is a lazy shit too, so it's probably a little from column A and a little from Column B.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (zRwJ/)
I get it. But Wafer Thin Stupidity is still a Type of Stupidity.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (UbVmJ)
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Jim Acosta is not gay; I remember reading an article that post-divorce, he is quite the ladies man in the DC area.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:15 PM
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Don't try to contain me in your binary mind-prison. I sample from every basket.
Posted by: Little Jimmy Acosta at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)
So little maths.
Well the lottery is a tax on stupidity, but when it reaches this lofty a sum, its worth a shot. I mean the investment is so tiny compared to the payoff. Sure you won't win, but if you do...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (39g3+)
Well, that's no investment. For me probability says "your nuts" and math says "but still."
Meh. It's fun to fantasize and better than buying a movie ticket to whatever Hollywood agitprop is out there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (/9p9e)
go to a party and be all "Fuck you Trump voter, you ignorant racist" ... not that much fun. None of their crap ideology is fun ... except where they are all screwing each other I guess, but that too has problems.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (/9p9e)
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I don't think so. But with odds at 320 million to 1 of winning big, it could roll a few more times.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (UbVmJ)
Posted by: bif at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (aiyac)
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In other news "Beto" Francis O'Rourke was caught collaborating with Saint Patrick to make all Mexican beers green.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2018 03:23 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (bcbK
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One per toe or one over the entire foot?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:23 PM (13Al/)
I told him I want in on that action.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:23 PM (bcbK8)
I'm sure expressing his approval for impeaching Trump will give Beto a big boost in TX/sarc
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:23 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 03:23 PM (Id9Bf)
Almost certainly. He wouldn't pass up an opportunity to the thing he loved best about being president. Campaigning and getting all those cheers. I mean Trump loves it too obviously but I think they get something different out of it. Like Trump loves getting his supporters fired up and excited. Obama loves getting all the adulation from them.
Though he is a lazy shit too, so it's probably a little from column A and a little from Column B.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (zRwJ/)
I might be mistaken but I don't think Obama ever spoke before an audience that was anything other than worshipful.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:21 PM (bcbK
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One per toe or one over the entire foot?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:23 PM (13Al/)
Yeah and are these sheepskin or latex? Ribbed for traction?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (bcbK8)
Any ideas from the Horde?
Looking for ideas to dissuade local yoots from checking car doors at 0430. Non-lethal, of course.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (9KlpF)
Ok I trust you hog.. no offense horde.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (EzXDh)
Now that's all I see.
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (XROPS)
Dingleberry! Perfect. Much better than the words I came up with. I could have used Brussel Sprout too.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (eBu2V)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 19, 2018 03:23 PM (Id9Bf)
And THAT is why PDT is so successful. Plus, it helps if one's humor is based in truth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)
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Striped. For her pleasure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (13Al/)
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Punji sticks?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (eSx+E)
No limit on the price when the numbers are that high.
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:25 PM (2LelM)
So many people buying lottery tickets.
So little maths.
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (UbVmJ)
The odds are abysmal, but playing one draw is cheap.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 19, 2018 03:25 PM (J+mig)
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The wicked Witch of the West?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2018 03:25 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:20 PM (/9p9e)
Technically, no. (I think.)
But mathematically, eventually the jackpot would get so high and the number of participants so large, the odds of someone NOT winning would be infinitesimally small.
So hypothetically, there is a ceiling.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 19, 2018 03:25 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:25 PM (UbVmJ)
No limit on the price when the numbers are that high.
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Great deals available at Mexico Beach, FL.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:25 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)
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Striped. For her pleasure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (13Al/)
Gold toe. Because he's classy like Bill Blassie
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (T4oHT)
Crack Hoe?
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:25 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (UbVmJ)
If guys hate these type of socks why do most businessmen wear them. I feel way better now about being judgy about them, but I thought men liked them.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (tIeHC)
___
If action = "joke"
printf "orangeman is bad"
else
printf "orangeman is bad"
Posted by: Some NPC at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (39g3+)
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Striped. For her pleasure.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (13Al/)
What teenaged boy has not put a sock on it?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (nBr1j)
It would be cool to have more money than several African nations combined.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (/9p9e)
responsible for wiping out over 1,000 Democrat seats all over the
country and giving them the lowest legislative presence since the 1920s.
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Fundamental transformation!
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
Seeeee!! Walls don't work! Only hugs work!
Posted by: NPC 3428 at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (UbVmJ)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
Well they tried/
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (+y/Ru)
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Outside dog that wears one of those shock collars that responds to a signal wire you bury on your lot boundaries.
But then, they would probably poison the dog.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
I suspect they did not exactly try their hardest.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (bcbK
Abby WHO?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (EzXDh)
No offense.
Just look for that Better Homes and Gardens subscription.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: sarahW at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (g1vnC)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: Moderately Intelligent Turnip"
Is it near Madison? You may see my sisters there.
In pussy hates screaming. Well, one of the anyway. The other manages to put a lid on it.
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (uLuPn)
I expect he won't be buying a ticket. He already got his prize.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (AllCR)
I got shushed again on Twitter today by a mean boy. In my anger I lashed out with some Words That Hurt and now I feel all used up inside. When will someone really Love me for who I am?
Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
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SOCCER BALLS FOR EVERYONE!!!
Posted by: Glenn Beck at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (13Al/)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:18 PM (bcbK
Abby WHO?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Abby something.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (myjNJ)
It would be cool to have more money than several African nations combined.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (/9p9e)
It's what's known as Fuck You money.
No body can put the squeeze on you with a bank account like that.
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (uLuPn)
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Looking for ideas to dissuade local yoots from checking car doors at 0430. Non-lethal, of course.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM
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Id go with the obvious. Electric fence charger.
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
They learned well from watching the EU invasion.
Did it look like Mexico tried hard? I had my doubts they would do more than a show of force.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (tIeHC)
eying little girls with bad intent
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (T4oHT)
eying little girls with bad intent
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
Oh, hey, Aqualung.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
So your a Nigerian Prince?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (WgCY5)
Well the lottery is a tax on stupidity, but when it reaches this lofty a sum, its worth a shot. I mean the investment is so tiny compared to the payoff.
IOW lotteries will never die.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
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I'm thinking Mexico did just enough to stop them so as to appear to cooperate. They will not have nearly as easy a time at our border.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (I16G8)
If people are throwing away two dollars to engage in a little fantasy of winning half a billion after taxes, I don't judge. But people who spend fifty or a hundred bucks or more, week after week, that's whole 'nother issue.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (URwyc)
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Just close all the Mexican Border Crossing stations and rail traffic. See if this works.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 19, 2018 03:22 PM (9KlpF)
Sent.... look forward to the sneaky yoko links.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: sarahW at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (g1vnC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (AllCR)
California barbie
Senator Smirky
Wicked Witch of the West
Blonde Michael Moore
Pelosi's side chick
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (eSx+E)
But then, they would probably poison the dog.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (oYD2h)
Probably wouldn't be a problem if ole Champ was still around. Alas...
I would sit on the front porch and wait, if the neighbors wouldn't leave FUCKING FIREARMS IN THEIR UNLOCKED CARS!!!!
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
They learned well from watching the EU invasion.
Did it look like Mexico tried hard? I had my doubts they would do more than a show of force.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (tIeHC)
Arpaio's idea of sending in US troops 50 miles south of the border is looking good to me.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (zzxaT)
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Okay, that's pretty wide open.
I mean, as long as the arterial bleeding is stopped in time, non-lethal, right?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Buckaroo at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (6egPo)
snack. Some great some not. Don't want ot bore these good folks with
chatting back and forth. How do I give you my email without these
reprobates getting it and signing me up for gay porn? And don't tell me
they wouldn't.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (EzXDh)
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just add AT moronhorde DOT com to my nick...
(and i'll split the proceeds of auctioning off your addy with you. )
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (VIz3b)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)
I think it was for Best Blowjob By A Person Of Color.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
So your a Nigerian Prince?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (WgCY5)
Remain blessed...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (/9p9e)
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That looks like an historically painful extruded hemorrhoid.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM
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Yes. Yes, he does.
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
I suspect they did not exactly try their hardest.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:27 PM (/9p9e)
If the cartels cared, they would stop in a second.
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (pMGkg)
Thinking that same kinda way.
Is there an motion-detecting bear spray dispenser?
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (If3tB)
I'd be happy to win $1000 bucks. I don't play the lottery very often. The most I ever won was $50
on a scratch off ticket.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)
They learned well from watching the EU invasion.
Did it look like Mexico tried hard? I had my doubts they would do more than a show of force.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (tIeHC)
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No, not really. Looks like they a couple of dozen police and once the gate came down there wasn't much to do.
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:32 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: Link - Hero of Time, bitches at October 19, 2018 03:16 PM (72PAC) "
GET ME MY FUCKING MASK BACK YOU STUPID LITTLE ELF!
I mean, uh, dear boy, I really need that mask.
Posted by: Happy Mask Salesman at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (oZ6kz)
I got shushed again on Twitter today by a mean boy. In my anger I lashed out with some Words That Hurt and now I feel all used up inside. When will someone really Love me for who I am?
Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (yL25O)
Damn you. Fresh coffee.
**cleans scrreen**
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (UbVmJ)
My dad was one digit away from winning $4 million. He got $5,000 and gave it to me and my brother.
Heart of gold, that old boy had
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (/9p9e)
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Smearing some shit on the handles might change a few minds. At 0430 in the morning you know their gonna smell it to determine what it is.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (If3tB)
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I saw Timothy Treadwell starring in BEARSPRAY at the Schubert in '97.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (13Al/)
we should get biometrics on all the invaders, to make sure they NEVER become citizens, and preferably are immediately deported. (and imprison the people funding the invasion, all the way up to Soros and his cutouts)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (Cus5s)
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Okay, that's pretty wide open.
I mean, as long as the arterial bleeding is stopped in time, non-lethal, right?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 19, 2018 03:30 PM (qC1Sy)
Eh. Don't want their cousins to come back.
Pretty sad really. They may stay a day or a week or a month in jail.
Then right back at it.
Not trying to escalate.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (If3tB)
Skip the birdshot off the roadway into their legs.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)
1.) Invest a good deal in more money making ventures.
2.) Invest a good deal into seriously shady, bare knuckles political oppo research and ops. I would make a firm that Fusioon GPS would be afraid of.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: matty at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (4db28)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (8qzwe)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 19, 2018 03:07 PM (eBu2V)
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He is in hiding because he in no way wants to be associated with the results of the upcoming election.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:13 PM (I16G
You nailed it.
We'll know for sure in the next 10 days or so. If he comes out of his hole and starts campaigning heavily, it's a lock that the Dems will take the House. If it looks like no "Blue Wave" he'll crawl back in and there will be 6 more weeks of whining....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (NFEMn)
I mean, maybe a few drops of a sodium hydroxide solution on the door handle?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (Uiz/V)
Heart of gold, that old boy had
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (/9p9e)
I've seen some of your dad stories. You were so blessed. What a wonderful man. I mean, I adore him now, and I didn't even know him!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:35 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 03:35 PM (/qEW2)
We'll know for sure in the next 10 days or so. If he comes out of his hole and starts campaigning heavily, it's a lock that the Dems will take the House. If it looks like no "Blue Wave" he'll crawl back in and there will be 6 more weeks of whining....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (NFEMn)
"Chicago is... OUT???!!"
PFft.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:35 PM (/9p9e)
Aww! What a nice story and a nice dad!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:35 PM (AllCR)
can you even imagine, though, how hard in a no-anonymity state, how dangerous it would be to win, especially if distributing equal shares in a family?
Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 03:36 PM (g1vnC)
He would still be the week-end anchor at Podunk, MO otherwise.
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:36 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2018 03:36 PM (gQ0jF)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2018 03:36 PM (SVfMe)
Posted by: arieswoman at October 19, 2018 03:36 PM (uMfh+)
Posted by: klaftern at October 19, 2018 03:17 PM (RuIsu)"
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Let's ask Lucy Ramirez.
Posted by: Decaf at October 19, 2018 03:36 PM (ZoD7w)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:35 PM (tIeHC)
You're very kind. Can't believe he'll be gone 15 years in March. My mom's gone almost 8.
Yikes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:36 PM (/9p9e)
(and i'll split the proceeds of auctioning off your addy with you. )
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (VIz3b)
Lol. I need to do something like that but Im too fucking lazy.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:37 PM (EzXDh)
Security cam with a motion detector to identify the prowler. Parallel the motion detector output to alert one of those Boston Dynamic robots to walk out to the car.
But then they would probably steal the robot.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 19, 2018 03:37 PM (oYD2h)
Skip the birdshot off the roadway into their legs.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
________________________
Rock salt in the ass and/or belly
Posted by: Granny Clampet at October 19, 2018 03:37 PM (7AQC5)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2018 03:37 PM (SVfMe)
I got shushed again on Twitter today by a mean boy. In my anger I lashed out with some Words That Hurt and now I feel all used up inside. When will someone really Love me for who I am?
Posted by: Jim Acosta at October 19, 2018 03:28 PM (yL25O)
..............
Sounds like you need a relaxing cruise.
Posted by: Cap'n Bill at October 19, 2018 03:37 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: irright at October 19, 2018 03:38 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: It was my doody to post this lame joke at October 19, 2018 03:38 PM (A4DFu)
That makes me laugh even more. I would have a better conversation and more honest with a five year old.
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
eying little girls with bad intent
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
Oh, hey, Aqualung.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (bcbK
Joe Biden was the lyricist for Jethro Tull?
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 03:38 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (2LelM)
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super glue on the back of the door handle. Then, when they make a racket because they are stuck, bear spray their sorry asses.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 19, 2018 03:38 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 19, 2018 03:37 PM (EzXDh)
Stop skipping me and ingoring me, Bob!
Posted by: Leg Day at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (TCDQx)
Posted by: matty at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (4db2
Yes, but she's not running in 2020. She was clear and emphatic during her lovefest presser with Trump a couple weeks back and she'd look like a back stabber if she runs against him. She needs his base or else she hasn't got a chance---because the other side won't vote for her either because she worked with Trump.
2024 is a long way off. Maybe she'll learn.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 03:26 PM (G0vdT)
I think they did try. After the initial flurry of throwing popcorn at the "refugees", they brought out the armored carriers with the comfy pillows. I've never seen such fear in an oppressed POC's eyes.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (gQ0jF)
What's the name of that hot pepper that burns like hell? A little of that juice on the handle. They won't know which car f-k 'em up. Later when they take a leak...
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (URwyc)
i can see him taking great pride with himself for doing it.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (AllCR)
It's true. EU proves it.
I wonder if this is part of Soros/DNC agenda. They want to push the border control cops to fire on someone, or hurt someone, and the media, of course, will fan the flames. All to sway the feelz for the midterms, especially if they are bringing kids in the caravan.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I want guns used if necessary. However, maybe not before the midterms. There has to be some other options for now.
Timing is everything. It is not an accident or coinky dink this is happening now.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 03:40 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:40 PM (UbVmJ)
That's Gross not Net.
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 03:40 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: SarahW at October 19, 2018 03:40 PM (g1vnC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:34 PM (AzW6q)
I would start my own school system. Right here in my impoverished home county. For all the less fortunate ones. I'd make rules. I'd tell parents. I'd advertise results. Bigly.
My legacy would be proving government is bad at educating kids.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:40 PM (If3tB)
twitter.com/karlazabs/status/1053344935196397568/photo/1
Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2018 03:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (UbVmJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (2LelM)
Her Majesty would be saying, "I'm bored! I don't feel fulfilled. I don't have a career!"
No, she'd be bundling all the dogs into the brand-new RV and headed off all over the country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (BWL+E)
Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: wooga at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (gQ0jF)
$400 and you can probably make that happen, depending on where you live.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (URwyc)
Heh. From the Horde.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (AllCR)
i can see him taking great pride with himself for doing it.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (Zxy5I)
Yes. I know a guy who does this. Socks and ties are the personal thing guys can do with their business suits.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:42 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at October 19, 2018 03:42 PM (xqfqx)
2024 is a long way off. Maybe she'll learn.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (NFEMn)
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It sounded in her LOR like she is headed for at least 5 years of Boardrooms and big bucks. Maybe 2024, maybe not.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:42 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2018 03:42 PM (SVfMe)
eying little girls with bad intent
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
Oh, hey, Aqualung.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:29 PM (bcbK
Joe Biden was the lyricist for Jethro Tull?
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 03:38 PM (7HtZB)
Well Joe has the runny nose part down pat
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:42 PM (bcbK8)
Heart of gold, that old boy had
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (/9p9e)
When the lottery hit 600M a few years ago, I had 4 out of the 5 numbers--but not the "ball."
Got $150.
These big games are all or literally nothing at all.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (UbVmJ)
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Speaking of which - When does Scogg get sprung from Ace-jail?
And what did he do anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 19, 2018 03:42 PM (SVfMe)
Attitude adjustment beatdowns have their uses.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:24 PM (If3tB)
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Don't f*ck around. Put a no trespassing sign up and call the cops the moment one of them steps into your yard. Even if they leave, the cops might find stolen merchandise on them as they're walking somewhere else.
Cheapo game cameras for hunting capture good images, btw.
No quarter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (TCDQx)
I would be a large farm house with land. Open a refuge for abandoned animals. Host year long camps there for kids to learn about animals and arts/crafts, cooking.
My dream.
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (UbVmJ)
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Speaking of which - When does Scogg get sprung from Ace-jail?
And what did he do anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (AzW6q)
Scogg's in Ace jail? Say it ain't so...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (E8rzL)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 03:39 PM (URwyc) "
Pure capsaicin would do the trick.
Posted by: Happy Mask Salesman at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (oZ6kz)
I so hope that his sources are right, because if they are, the 2018 midterms are going to be studied as a case study in how a minority party can do nothing but step on their own dicks for 2 years straight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 19, 2018 03:44 PM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 19, 2018 03:44 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (bcbK
Pick3--in most states--will be enough for that....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 03:44 PM (NFEMn)
I've said for years that I'd take out a full page ad in every major newspaper in the country and list everyone who could kiss my ass.
Then I'm going to build an extravagant doomsday compound in the middle of nowhere and pretty much disappear.
I'll still comment here, though.
Posted by: Bert G at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (uiwCw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (AllCR)
I am no expert on this stuff, but I don't see why he can't leverage our armed services for this.
However, considering this number of people is a drop in the bucket compared to the illegals who flooded into the US in September alone, well, doesn't seem we are yet serious.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:40 PM (If3tB)
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Get your own damned legacy.
Posted by: Thomas Dewey at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: klaftern at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (AllCR)
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If reports are correct, it sounds like he has already charged Mattis with creating and implementing a border plan.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (AzW6q)
A little carried away with White Girl Bleed Alot fantasy.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (E8rzL)
yet this seems to be a Democrat strategy, to time this for the election.
"Vote Dem and open America to another 40 million welfare recipients,
except they have diseases and no education and no love for America"
As Rush says, they think we deserve to be punished.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (Cus5s)
I'll still comment here, though.
Posted by: Bert G at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (uiwCw)
lol
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (tIeHC)
Pure capsaicin would do the trick.
Posted by: Happy Mask Salesman
__________________
Tape some razor blades up under there.
Posted by: Granny Clampet at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (+q52R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (pUDQf)
Maybe something similar would work in areas haunted by Antifa scum. I doubt they're smart enough to figure things out.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Oh brother...
I guess twisting his ankle hurt more than he let on.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (bcbK8)
I'd fund my own Mars mission.
First person there who isn't flying a nation's flag gets a chance to pull off the most audacious stunt on human history.
"By law, space is considered international waters. As unclaimed land found in international waters, this is legally Terra Nullius. I claim this planet for myself."
Heads would explode, there would be a rush to revise the laws, and since they'd be post-facto, you'd be the only human being ever to own your own whole planet.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (J+mig)
Vicente Fox, the former president of Mexico who famously said his country will not (expletive) pay for President Trump's proposed border wall on Thursday announced his support for the "great American" and "fantastic" Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke.
"Wow! What a candidate! What a man! Beto, you are fantastic," Fox said in a video posted to Twitter. "You're great! You're an all-American."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)
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OK. I guess that'll do it.
Posted by: Thomas Dewey at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:33 PM (2LelM)
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super glue on the back of the door handle. Then, when they make a racket because they are stuck, bear spray their sorry asses.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 19, 2018 03:38 PM (qC1Sy)
What's wrong with Novichok? It's not ALWAYS lethal.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (8qzwe)
............
Julia Louis-Dreyfus helps him with that.
Posted by: wth at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (HgMAr)
Compound in the mountains of Alaska and a monthly rotation of bed warmers.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (WgCY5)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (2LelM)
Scogg was challenging people (including a COB) to fite me irl bro.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
Yeah, he insinuated doing physical violence to me a while back. I've avoided him ever since. Some of his screws are more then a little loose.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (Evws/)
Cheapo game cameras for hunting capture good images, btw.
No quarter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (TCDQx)
Put camera's up YESTERDAY. It took about 16 hours to catch a fish. I have a sheriffs deputy that lives across the street. They DGAF.
Its a thing here lately. Someone is going to get shot. Dead.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (4mUNO)
Did Hannity break into Vincente Fox's twitter account?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (NFEMn)
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If reports are correct, it sounds like he has already charged Mattis with creating and implementing a border plan.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM
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Another criminal in the Trump Administration!!!
Posted by: THIS IS CNN at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (BWL+E)
287k total votes.
At this point in 2014 midterm GOP had 9% lead.
Today it's 12.8%.
Posted by: Ha at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (MAstk)
AC: And now, let's get Jim Acosta's take on this developing story. Over to you, Jim!
JA: Well Anderson ...
* guys with leaf blowers starting working near him *
... observe ...
* garbage truck empties large tote into back *
... my own ...
* delivery trucks with beepers back up behind him *
... humilation
* garbage truck initiates internal packing device *
... Back to you, Anderson.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (weV3+)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (I16G
This makes me feel 1000 times better. Thanks.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (AllCR)
John Dewey
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (BWL+E)
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Whoops. Yeah. That guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (bcbK
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It is true. Got a timeout at the end of one of the evening threads yesterday.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (72PAC)
"Vote Dem and open America to another 40 million welfare recipients,
except they have diseases and no education and no love for America"
As Rush says, they think we deserve to be punished.
Posted by: illiniwek
The Dems would rather rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (7HtZB)
***
Has anyone asked the current President of Ireland? Also...are we sure Robert O'Rourke isn't an irish illegal?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (I16G
If they correctly label it "an invasion" - which it has been and is - then all that bullshit the courts have been throwing out to value illegals over Americans and American sovereignty goes right out the window ... a defenestration of the courts.
This invasion of illegals is a national sovereignty/security issue. It is not for the courts to decide how the invaders must be let in and dealt with. They are invaders. Period.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (nEXx0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 03:46 PM (pUDQf)
...............
I wish that was all he did.
Posted by: Jim Acosta's My Pillow at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 03:31 PM (XROPS)
I was just thinking that. Can't we hire the cartels or make some deal with them so that they will *ahem* take measures against it?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 03:49 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (I16G
Seems he tapped out this AM.
Said there was too much drama.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:49 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:49 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 19, 2018 03:50 PM (8qzwe)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 03:50 PM (/qEW2)
287k total votes.
At this point in 2014 midterm GOP had 9% lead.
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Gawdddddd, like I, uh, really, uh, can't stand these, uh, like, people in Arizona. Like can't they, like, go work in a meth lab or something instead of like bothering me?
Posted by: Sen Sinema at October 19, 2018 03:50 PM (eSx+E)
just make sure you clean it off well before you go to use the vehicle
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at October 19, 2018 03:50 PM (VIz3b)
Engorged Schadenboners riding on waves of popcorn flavored pudding.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2018 03:51 PM (Rr52g)
No, she'd be bundling all the dogs into the brand-new RV and headed off all over the country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (BWL+E)
Chauffeur driven RV.--Her Majesty.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:51 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 19, 2018 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)
He was the stereotypical Internet Tough Guy.
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 03:51 PM (7HtZB)
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Settle scores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
You could afford to. And the cleanup crews.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2018 03:52 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (pUDQf)
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Yep, this is very true until the banana stand is burned down.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 19, 2018 03:52 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)
This invasion of illegals is a national sovereignty/security issue. It is not for the courts to decide how the invaders must be let in and dealt with. They are invaders. Period.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (nEXx0)
We all should have been blasting the GOP the last few decades on this. Then maybe we wouldn't have millions of illegals with purpose of making the country a permanent Dem ruled country...and socialist.
They won't do shit if we don't call and make them miserable. Kav should have shown anyone who doubts this.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:52 PM (tIeHC)
The smart money would invest all of it in Illinois bonds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:53 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (2LelM)
With that kind of money, you could rope off your yard and declare it a state.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:53 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:53 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (pUDQf)
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Yep, this is very true until the banana stand is burned down.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 19, 2018 03:52 PM (qC1Sy)
But hey....cute cousin.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (I16G
This makes me feel 1000 times better. Thanks.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (tIeHC)
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Now is when we see if Mexico is really going to cooperate or is just trying to look like they are. U.S. troops would need to be stationed inside the Mexican border to effectively stop the invaders.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (Rxduq)
Yeah, me too. He was the salty yang sometimes, but we need that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK8)
If the socks match the face . . .
Posted by: Sphynx at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (rXie1)
If I won a big lottery what would I do?
Settle scores.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:51 PM
Excellent idea. I have a SIL who screwed my wife out of a couple hundred thousand. I'd be sure to let her know she was getting a gift check of a half million dollars.
A check which would bounce. What could she do?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:55 PM (BWL+E)
The smart money would invest all of it in Illinois bonds.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 03:53 PM (BWL+E)
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be fun to short those bonds. A couple million to short the bonds would be pocket change.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 19, 2018 03:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Vanya at October 19, 2018 03:55 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:49 PM (oiNtH)
Adams is a smart dude, and while his saying so doesn't make it a guarantee, it does make it seem more possible....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 19, 2018 03:55 PM (NFEMn)
Said there was too much drama.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:49 PM (If3tB)
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That's too bad. I, for my part, liked the guy, even he did get in my face about weird shit occasionally.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:55 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro - AA, BFD at October 19, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)
"Wow! What a candidate! What a man! Beto, you are fantastic," Fox said in a video posted to Twitter. "You're great! You're an all-American."
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Aye Chihuahua!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 19, 2018 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Ma Dueces and A10's shoot a long way.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 03:55 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 03:49 PM (oiNtH)
Ben Domenech hardest hit.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:56 PM (If3tB)
or, at least they would be trying to get in touch with me.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at October 19, 2018 03:56 PM (VIz3b)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:45 PM (I16G
This makes me feel 1000 times better. Thanks.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:48 PM (tIeHC)
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Now is when we see if Mexico is really going to cooperate or is just trying to look like they are. U.S. troops would need to be stationed inside the Mexican border to effectively stop the invaders.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (I16G
Odds of that happening vs. winning a billion dollars?
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 03:56 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 19, 2018 03:56 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: MW at October 19, 2018 03:56 PM (hNTtn)
Nuclear powered desalinization plants on the gulf coast of Texas; irrigate west Texas. Texas secedes.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 19, 2018 03:56 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (rXie1)
If the socks match the face, you must erase!--Johnny Cochran's ghost.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 19, 2018 03:57 PM (3sjI6)
A check which would bounce. What could she do?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (URwyc)
Give every other family member a full million.
Tell her that she took hers in advance, thus gets nothing.
She'll be pissed off about it forever.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 19, 2018 03:57 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 03:57 PM (7HtZB)
473 I hope Scogg comes back.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (Rxduq)
Yeah, me too. He was the salty yang sometimes, but we need that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK
I wasn't around last night when this went down; did he go nuts on the ONT? He has his moments but he is a funny dude.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at October 19, 2018 03:57 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:47 PM (2LelM)
With that kind of money, you could rope off your yard and declare it a state.
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I've pretty done that by feeding a feral cat everyday. Puddin Land - It Deserves Three Senators.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:58 PM (2LelM)
I'd also buy the General Lee, a Buick GNX, the Torino from Starksy and Hutch, the charger from Bullit and the Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit.
I'd also buy a very large parking lot, build some fake studio cities streets and do a lot of drifting and sliding around corners.
And tires. I'd buy a lot of tires.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 03:58 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Ha at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: sound awake at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (AvlUs)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (O9qtX)
Said there was too much drama.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 03:49 PM (If3tB)
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given his recent behavior, that's called "projection", IMHO
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (VIz3b)
He has been right on so many things, prescient almost, that I feel a bit buoyed by this. I have no idea, and my realist side says not to get my hopes up, or count my eggs, or tempt fate, yadda, yadda.
So only Scott and IronGrampa have had much effect on me.
I do think this "invasion" is a timed op by Soros and friends. Timing is too perfect.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (tIeHC)
News item: Manafort pushed into court in wheelchair, missing shoe...
Happens to the best of us.
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Was he wearing funny glasses? That works every fucking time. Court Fu.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (2LelM)
473 I hope Scogg comes back.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (Rxduq)
Yeah, me too. He was the salty yang sometimes, but we need that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK
I wasn't around last night when this went down; did he go nuts on the ONT? He has his moments but he is a funny dude.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 19, 2018 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
It's weird, him going off like that.
Same thing happened, more or less, with L,Elle. I really liked her, she always treated me well. But apparently she went OFF on someone with the personal attacks.
Hasn't been back since.
Apart from dissing trolls, I can't see attacking anyone here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 04:00 PM (bcbK8)
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Wait... before he got in trouble, Scogg said he had an injured foot. Is it possible...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 04:00 PM (AzW6q)
18-34 age group remains at 7% of total ballots. Party split is 40.5 Dem 31 GOP
Posted by: Ha at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (MAstk)
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So is that good or bad?
Posted by: WisRich at October 19, 2018 04:00 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (O9qtX)
This is a filibuster. The original, military definition of the word.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 19, 2018 04:00 PM (J+mig)
I'd also buy a very large parking lot, build some fake studio cities streets and do a lot of drifting and sliding around corners.
And tires. I'd buy a lot of tires.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 03:58 PM (pUDQf)
You know. I had a 72 Chevelle. Thought it was a hot rod.
My wife's 2007 subcompact has more HP.
Times have changed.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 04:01 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Ha at October 19, 2018 04:02 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (tIeHC)
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No question about it. I saw, but can't now find, a story about how the invaders were getting paid for this. Soros is a damn good bet.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 04:02 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (UbVmJ)
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Speaking of which - When does Scogg get sprung from Ace-jail?
And what did he do anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (AzW6q)
Scogg's in Ace jail? Say it ain't so...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (bcbK
You're missing a very key word. That key word is "AGAIN." And it isn't the first time.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 04:02 PM (zRwJ/)
You know. I had a 72 Chevelle. Thought it was a hot rod.
My wife's 2007 subcompact has more HP.
Times have changed.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 04:01 PM (If3tB
You can get laid in a 72 Chevelle. A 2007 subcompact - not so much.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2018 04:02 PM (Rr52g)
Trump rally in AZ is 9:30 tonight their time. CBSN (streaming) will carry live.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 04:03 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Ha at October 19, 2018 04:03 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (tIeHC)
Also, he is a Globalist and one of the most vocal about open borders. He also pulled this shit in the EU. He is very invested in this country going open borders. If he can do it here, then he wins. We are the Jewel in the Crown for nations and free speech. Once we are compromised...game over.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 04:03 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 04:03 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 04:03 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 03:59 PM (tIeHC)
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No question about it. I saw, but can't now find, a story about how the invaders were getting paid for this. Soros is a damn good bet.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 04:02 PM (I16G
I think they're overplaying the "separating mothers from kids" angle.
Would the soccer moms walk 1500 miles just so they could be separated for they're kids?
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 04:04 PM (If3tB)
Times have changed.
Posted by: golfman at October 19, 2018 04:01 PM (If3tB)
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Had a '65 Impala SS.
My Chev Cobalt SS had more horsepower by a pretty wide margin. (I had the turbo model, not the supercharger model. And I did buy several sets of tires)
The Impala was prettier, though.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 19, 2018 04:04 PM (qC1Sy)
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A 1970 Delta 88 is a Love Boat.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 19, 2018 04:04 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: garrett at October 19, 2018 03:41 PM (UbVmJ)
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Speaking of which - When does Scogg get sprung from Ace-jail?
And what did he do anyway?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (AzW6q)
Scogg's in Ace jail? Say it ain't so...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 03:43 PM (bcbK
You're missing a very key word. That key word is "AGAIN." And it isn't the first time.
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 04:02 PM (zRwJ/)
That's true. And I don't endorse personal attacks against fellow morons/ettes.
But I still consider him a friend, at least an online friend, and I hope he gets it together.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 04:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (8ikIW)
Second, I agree that the Honduran horde is a Soros op, but I'm not clear on how lefties think this is supposed to help them. Immigration is the #1 issue for Republican voters. A huge standoff at the border right before election day seems much more likely to help the GOP than the Communists.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (HiLJ1)
You can get laid in a 72 Chevelle. A 2007 subcompact - not so much.
Posted by: Roy at October 19, 2018 04:02 PM (Rr52g
This. It's also not about the HP. It's about the rumble. Ladies like the rumble.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Ha at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (bcbK8)
https://tinyurl.com/ya5u4vbw
Another one for the "do illegals really decrease costs, and is it worth it?" file.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 19, 2018 04:06 PM (/qEW2)
Second, I agree that the Honduran horde is a Soros op, but I'm not clear on how lefties think this is supposed to help them. Immigration is the #1 issue for Republican voters. A huge standoff at the border right before election day seems much more likely to help the GOP than the Communists.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (HiLJ1)
They hope to have more bad optics of "children ripped from mothers' arms!!11!" or even getting shot, or showing that Trump can't do anything to stop the invasion.
Posted by: josephistan at October 19, 2018 04:06 PM (7HtZB)
532 .... the charger from Bullit...
***polite cough***
Mustang
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2018 04:05 PM (ZQfW9
Everyone wants the Mustang. I want the Dodge.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 04:07 PM (pUDQf)
pretty sure that would slow them down.
Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at October 19, 2018 04:07 PM (VIz3b)
Pardon my ignorance, but how is it known which way they voted? Are the already being counted and released?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 04:07 PM (CwrxC)
Posted by: buzzion at October 19, 2018 04:02 PM (zRwJ/)
Yea, I don't know what it was, but from other people's comments, it seems he was walking the line all week. He must have finally tipped over.
He got a time out for a week or so. Didn't seem a banhammer or anything. And yes, i have seen this happen a number of times also. He calls himself a mild sociopath, so I think he'll just shrug it off as nbd. But, JMO, bcz what do I know.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 04:07 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Odds of that happening vs. winning a billion dollars?
Posted by: josephistan
1/1024.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 04:08 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 19, 2018 04:07 PM
Point. I'll allow it.
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2018 04:08 PM (ZQfW9)
They want optics: a big clash with military and ICE beating up on little kids and women, crying children, families being "separated" etc. on TV. Lots of coverage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 04:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 19, 2018 04:10 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Apropos of nothing, Arpaio was at the fundraising event with that guy that just died who runs Nevada brothels. Ron Jeremy was there as well. Odd.
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 04:12 PM (oiNtH)
I didn't read your post first. But I guess we're all converging on the same response.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 19, 2018 04:13 PM (koNhm)
Since Soros has done this so much in the EU, more than even I know, he has a playbook.
Also, the issue before with the kids in cages swung a lot of GOP and most all independents. Even Ivanka and Melania tried to stop it before it hit the news and became an issue. I got pummeled here for saying he should reverse course...that he was wasting political capital.
He could have stopped the cage thing and said he was reversing obama's policies and been a hero. Instead he doubled down and stepped on a rake for a few days. So by the time he reversed course it looked like a Dem and Media victory...that he forced him into it.
Anyway, the Dems saw that, the Media twisted it, and it is the one thing they know has worked.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 04:14 PM (tIeHC)
They want optics: a big clash with military and ICE beating up on little kids and women, crying children, families being "separated" etc. on TV. Lots of coverage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
I may have to get some beer and snacks and watch TV for the first time in ages.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 19, 2018 04:14 PM (zzxaT)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 04:15 PM (oiNtH)
They want optics: a big clash with military and ICE beating up on little kids and women, crying children, families being "separated" etc. on TV. Lots of coverage.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 19, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
It will not help the GOp. The GOP base is solid. But you have independents and walkaway movement and some LIVs on the fence. This will tip them into negative territory for the GOP.
They don't see or know the bigger pic about globalism, they see this in a narrow way. Their emotion will get stirred and they'll go to the polls to vent their anger toward the mean GOP.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 04:17 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Cheri at October 19, 2018 04:15 PM (oiNtH)
Doubtful he paid them. He had others organize the invasion. People want to come here, it's easy pickings. The people that flooded the EU were the same...young, single men. 85% of them, if the UN figures are to be believed. Probably more than that.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 19, 2018 04:20 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Very, very smart.
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Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
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