aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
NPC Tater
From the Phantom Photoshopper.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2018 05:10 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2018 05:10 PM (0QYMt)
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Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: NPC RINO at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: North Korean Soldier at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2018 05:10 PM (0QYMt)
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The word is Spokesholes.
Spokesholes.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (q8jmg)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 05:14 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 05:14 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (0QYMt)
And no one would remember them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 18, 2018 05:14 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:14 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 05:14 PM (EASlg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (mpXpK)
And also the "Cocaine Mitch" meme, please.
Posted by: Robert at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (REGGi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party"
Ace or soemone else can explain it better and with more wit, but I believe it refers to the fact that Stelter's fat bald head resembles a human potato.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (mpXpK)
Kurt Schlicter started calling him 'tater. Not sure why but it sure pisses the little spud off.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: trev006 at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (qbU78)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:13 PM (mpXpK)
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Brian Stelter of CNN looks like Mr. Potato-Head.
The NPC meme (where the people are grayed out like that) is a reference to computerized vidya game robots (non-playable characters).
As in they are nameless, faceless, mindless talking point dispensers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Distinguished Commenter at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (02ckt)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (//voU)
Cocaine Mitch is a nickname for American politician
Mitch McConnell. While the nickname was originally intended to insult
McConnell, supporters of the politician have adopted it as term of
endearment.
Origin
On April 30th, 2018, Don Blankenship, a U.S. senate primary
candidate, released a campaign advertisement in which he says, "One of
my goals as U.S. senator will be to ditch 'Cocaine Mitch.'" The
advertisement referenced a 2014 article in The Nation magazine reporting
that 40 kilograms of cocaine were found on a cargo ship owned by the
family of McConnell's wife.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (EASlg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)
Not ghey, just sad....and I say that as a very sad man most days.
Man I wish I was an Israeli lesbian who didn't play video games...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tater Hater at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (r9UYA)
Still trying to process 'vibrator shame' from previous thread. Is that a 'Fight Club' reference where the vibrator is never referred to in the first person?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)
Go tell Alexthechick that.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (zRwJ/)
OT - My barber, a young guy in his mid-twenties, is growing more conservative each time I visit him. He was awakened by Jordan Peterson, started watching and reading conservative outlets, loves Gavin McGinnis and the Proud Boys. I was shocked how much he's moved to the right in just the past couple years. I think we've reached a tipping point where the normals are not going to just sit and take it anymore. Or at least I pray that is so.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: 4Chan at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)
Go tell Alexthechick that.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (zRwJ/)
Do you want to tell him or should I?
*Ducks*
*Hides*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 05:19 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 05:19 PM (EASlg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 05:14 PM (AllCR) <<<
If he's a useful idiot he's an NPC.
Posted by: Braenyard much more than 1/1024 at October 18, 2018 05:19 PM (xIkNd)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)
Shit boys, the Fun Police are here!
Posted by: trev006 at October 18, 2018 05:19 PM (qbU78)
I would like you better. I mean, I like you just fine now. No problem. But I would like you better if you were an Israeli lesbian.
We're assuming IDF hottie as the benchmark for Israeli, right?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:20 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:20 PM (4JDI6)
Posted by: NPC Wednesday Night at October 18, 2018 05:20 PM (ismre)
and not just because he's an irritable dragon
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:15 PM (39g3+)
......
It's the E85. Boofs are epic.
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:20 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 05:20 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Gollum at October 18, 2018 05:20 PM (4JDI6)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (6eEQ+)
I would like you better. I mean, I like you just fine now. No problem. But I would like you better if you were an Israeli lesbian.
We're assuming IDF hottie as the benchmark for Israeli, right?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:20 PM (fuK7c)
Fair assumption.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (bcbK8)
With Veleveeta cheese.
And a whiskey sour.
What I'll get: apples & bananas
GAINZ people.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (r9UYA)
Unlike the rest of you smug little pukes who are unpatriotic faux men and snivelling homophobes who wouldn't suck a cock for your country.
Posted by: Your Once and Future CIA Director John O. Brennan at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (DuAZ5)
You shittin' us?
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (r9UYA)
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Are you serious? I thought he was my age and I'm the moron age 29 plus another 26 years tacked on. For an ignorant, ground tuber, Tater has not aged well.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (2sCft)
Man I wish I was an Israeli lesbian who didn't play video games...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK
Yeah. Well. Real life sucks, so, escapism. At least it's not a heroin addiction.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (NWiLs)
Please tell me there is an educational video series called "IDF boot camp hotties".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM
AFAICT from the last thread, it's very much like boxing, as it causes the participants to clench frequently.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (ctuyM)
We really need to have a bunch of NPC masks made up for the MoMees. Like a sarcastic right-wing Guy Fawkes mask.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (39g3+)
No historical perspective and no critical thinking skills.
The NPC thing fits them to a T because they are all just repeating someone else's words and thoughts.
Posted by: Freddie Freeloader at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
Exactly, For example, Guy Benson is in his early 30's and seems like a decent fellow if a bit of a squish. However, I had to shake my head the other day when he said he never realized how much coroborating evidence Juanita Broaderick had aganst BC. I get he was a kid in the 90's but how could have been in the media in 2026 and not at least familiarized yourself with that claim since it kept coming up.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (OD2ni)
Only if your Bible includes getting pegged by a prostitute.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (CTKF7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (39g3+)
It's like when I was a teenager, and I would find something to say to some adult I wanted to annoy, and I actually thought it was pretty stupid, just didn't have anything atm, and suddenly find out it really, really gets under their skin! And I don't even really know why, but of course like anyone of that age, the more they get pissed off about it the more I push it at them, just to see where it will go.
If they would just have ignored it at the start I would have dropped it completely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:17 PM (bcbK
Call us.
Posted by: TLC at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:19 PM (bcbK
Right here, right now
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (4JDI6)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (2sCft)
......
Open fascism will do that.
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (O9qtX)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (tqpcJ)
I need some pasta sauce that is NOT tomato-based.
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK
Pesto. Alfredo. Carbonara. Olive oil and garlic.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (GBteo)
Only if your Bible includes getting pegged by a prostitute.
Not enough money or liquor in the world.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (tGSHk)
"I'm an Israeli Lesbian" should do the trick.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (EASlg)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (//voU)
I need some pasta sauce that is NOT tomato-based.
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK8
Alfredo ?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: SandyCheeks"
Are you suggesting that women are not attracted to fat, bald, ugly dudes with high voices?
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 05:25 PM (OD2ni)
NPC hits them a lot harder than useful idiot.
NPC resonates.
Posted by: Braenyard much more than 1/1024 at October 18, 2018 05:25 PM (xIkNd)
Posted by: Insomniac
MMOs are often just as bad and addictive as heroin. (City of Heroes took over my life for two years.)
Posted by: Biergood at October 18, 2018 05:25 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:25 PM (4JDI6)
Early Ballot Update for 10/18. 204k ballots now in. Parties: GOP 45.3, DEM 31.9, OTH 22.3 (GOP +13.4).
Posted by: HA at October 18, 2018 05:25 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)
Go tell Alexthechick that.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2018 05:18 PM (zRwJ/)
Do you want to tell him or should I?
*Ducks*
*Hides*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (oVJmc)
Oh, I bet he's boiling.
Posted by: garrett
Roasting.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (r9UYA)
Scalloped.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 05:22 PM (f1Vqw)
...........
Mashed.
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: AG Sessions Press Agent at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (x611R)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:20 PM (4JDI6)
He'll go out and get smashed.
Posted by: golfman at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (If3tB)
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK8
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Vodka sauce is pretty good. Tastes nothing like Vodka though.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: SandyCheeks"
Are you suggesting that women are not attracted to fat, bald, ugly dudes with high voices?
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 05:25 PM (OD2ni)
Hmmm...I'm not fat, bald, or have a high voice. And I'm not THAT ugly. Where did I go wrong?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM
Food Thread's on Sunday. The Alces alces out front shoulda told ya.
How about béchamel? Or butter, topped with grated Mithras cheese?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Kurt Schlicter at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (0WN4X)
==
The rule of thumb is: thin people look younger until age 40, and chubby people look younger after.
(Which is perfect timing, if you ask me.)
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (0JUQP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (EASlg)
Posted by: golfman at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Smaug, my exhalations do not allow intrusions at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Insomniac
I think everything "fun" or "pleasurable" is bad for you, according to the experts.
Fuck it - have at it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (fiGNd)
Long time ago I worked with a guy at a restaurant. For whatever dumb reason we started calling him Pete Bernowski, which was only marginally similar to his real last name. He HATED it. So, naturally he was Pete Bernowski until he finally quit.
The NPC thing is like that.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)
That sounds orgasmic.
But GAINZ
Kill me now.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: AG Sessions Press Agent at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (x611R)
Posted by: Distinguished Commenter at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (02ckt)
If Clint Howard was a pedo.
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But first, the tranya....
Posted by: Tater Howard at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (//voU)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (Uiz/V)
Nice work. One at a time, slowly, at first, then all at once.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (CTKF7)
It's the Messenger bag.
Sends all the wrong signals.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (4JDI6)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: weew at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: Insomniac
MMOs are often just as bad and addictive as heroin. (City of Heroes took over my life for two years.)
Posted by: Biergood at October 18, 2018 05:25 PM (uGKH7)
Sure, they can be time sucks. But it's cheaper, not illegal, and there's far less chance of, you know, death.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (T4oHT)
Take the veggies you would normally mix into pasta, put them all in a pan with olive oil and cook them down. Strain out the veggies and put that with spices and herbs over the pasta.
Another option is to just use pesto (if you don't have any, mix up fresh basil, some nut like peanut or pine nut, olive oil in the food processor til its smooth).
Alfredo works too if you can eat de cheese
City of Heroes took over my life for two years.
*raises a flagon of LaCroix over COH*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (39g3+)
Tater need to walk into the Saudi Embassy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (VIWDj)
Are you clenching again ?
You gotta' relax, or you're never going to enjoy it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (tqpcJ)
These SJW's are not gamers.
They are just always offended by everything at all times.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: SandyCheeks"
Is this comment from the REAL Sandy Cheeks of Sponge Bob Square Pants fame?
My kids loved that show.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM
This.
Posted by: Blind guy with hairy palms at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (ctuyM)
If Clint Howard was a pedo.
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But first, the tranya....
Posted by: Tater Howard at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (//voU)
Creepiest thing ever shown on TV.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (CTKF7)
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Turnip greens, olive oil, garlic, anchovies
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (0JUQP)
Making SJWs the butt of the joke among young people is very, very threatening to their cause, since they see young people as their demographic.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
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I keep telling you. Confidence.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (I16G8)
It's the Messenger bag.
Sends all the wrong signals.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (4JDI6)
No, don't have one of those. Don't wear Crocs either.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Yeah. Massively false advertising.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (r9UYA)
Sends all the wrong signals.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Crocs at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (zLDYs)
City of Heroes took over my life for two years.
*raises a flagon of LaCroix over COH*
I MISS THAT FUCKING GAME!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
On a less serious note:
I need some pasta sauce that is NOT tomato-based.
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK
Pesto. There is no substitute.
And it's a good time for it, fresh Basil is generally still available.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Orson at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (KD9FD)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
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I keep telling you. Confidence.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (I16G
Or a Pit. In a Basement.
Confidence would probably be cheaper. Probably.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (4JDI6)
a less serious note:
I need some pasta sauce that is NOT tomato-based.
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK8
Alfredo ?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:24 PM (tqpcJ)
**
Just do a "white pie" ( yeah, yeah . . I know: Raaaacist!) use mozzarella and ricotta cheese with a dash of parmesan, some olive oil, roasted or clarified garlic and spices (some fresh basil, oregano, parsley - a touch of thyme and rosemary) salt and pepper to taste and before you can say "Cent' Anni!" you've got yourself a great pie.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)
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I keep telling you. Confidence.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (I16G
Yeah, fake that. It's like catnip.
Cocky, funny...it's all a performance.
That will help you at least MEET women, then you can start selecting for qualities.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (fiGNd)
Well now I am!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (I16G
Let me just flip the confidence switch, then...oh wait, there isn't one.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (39g3+)
Suggestions?
Gin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (fiGNd)
Well now I am!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (VIWDj)
Gonna be hard to get that one-piece swimsuit off clenching like that.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: weew at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: golfman at October 18, 2018 05:26 PM (If3tB)
............
with onions and Spam. Yum.
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Orson at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (KD9FD)
Believe me ... I would love to.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (f1Vqw)
Thin pasta only... olive oil, onion, garlic, green pepper. Cheese.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Yo! at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (39g3+)
Fantasy Football is D&D for former jocks.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (zRwJ/)
https://tinyurl.com/yd8vbl6y
https://tinyurl.com/y9oxu8jy
https://tinyurl.com/ydehdsjj
https://tinyurl.com/yazsc2sp
And here's a jack-o'-lantern one:
https://tinyurl.com/yaxjbzu3
Another NPC jack-o'-lantern here:
https://tinyurl.com/y9qhsrrl
Posted by: andycanuck at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM (fiGNd)
Well now I am!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (VIWDj)
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Not funny.
Posted by: Shep! at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (//voU)
Making SJWs the butt of the joke among young people is very, very threatening to their cause, since they see young people as their demographic.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc)
As someone who is young and used to be a gamer (still gaming-curious at times), I can promise you that these SJW's not only have never played a video game beyond like mario kart, but mercilessly made fun of all guys (and the few girls) who did play video games when they were younger.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:28 PM
=====
Well now I am!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM
Lotion.
Skin.
Rub.
Repeat.
Posted by: B. Bill at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (r9UYA)
Funny, because "potato" is another gaming slang term for FUBAR.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (CTKF7)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (T4oHT)
>>> and video games for people over 14 are just ghey.
Many different interests here: gaming, anime, movies, gardening, chess, books, guns, boobs, shoes, making fun of Liawatha Warren, etc. Yet we all unite under the skull banner as one Moron Horde. As it should be. The left likes to harp on people Having Fun Wrong, I hate seeing it here too.
Though I think the crossbows vs longbows debate, and the Cubs/Yankees/Red Sox debate, will ever divide some of us.
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (hvf9s)
Thanks. I'll try oil and garlic and see if that flies.
The wife is tired of my endless tomato sauce mixes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:33 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 05:33 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 18, 2018 05:33 PM (hEFSI)
Sends all the wrong signals.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (4JDI6)
No, don't have one of those. Don't wear Crocs either.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)
There's your mistake. Crocs and Messenger bags are catnip to the ladies.
Also U*gs.
With a man bun.
And false eyelashes.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:33 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 05:33 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
---------------
Yes you do. "Act as if".
Or, you know, you always default to that pit in the basement thing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Lurks a lot at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (aUHJk)
So we got that going for us
Posted by: Yo! at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (bcbK8)
Sends all the wrong signals.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:27 PM (4JDI6)
No, don't have one of those. Don't wear Crocs either.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (NWiLs)
There's your mistake. Crocs and Messenger bags are catnip to the ladies.
Also U*gs.
With a man bun.
And false eyelashes.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:33 PM (VIWDj)
Yeah, something tells me cross-dressing hipster is not going to be a successful image.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (NWiLs)
Resurrection.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (CTKF7)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (4JDI6)
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 18, 2018 05:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
LOL! Me too. Best game I ever played and I've been a hardcore gamer since 1982 or so
Posted by: Biergood at October 18, 2018 05:35 PM (uGKH7)
Gin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
.......
With toes but without toenails super tasty.
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:35 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM
If paths crossed I'd hit it, but then t wouldn't go over well
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:35 PM (T4oHT)
I credit a lot of my talents in life to being a nerd as a young kid -- video games, reading books, building computers.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:35 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel
But what about a romper, do the chicks dig a romper on a man?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (4JDI6)
And you know ... nothing bleaches the anus quite like a good Slapping of Hot Iron to the ol' Cinnamon Ring.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
As opposed to fucking around on a BBS like this one?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK
I think I see the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (CTKF7)
Though I think the crossbows vs longbows debate, and the Cubs/Yankees/Red Sox debate, will ever divide some of us.
Posted by: LizLem
I don't care how anyone has fun any more than I care whom anyone has sex with. I just felt like dropping a cherry bomb in the toilet.
Also the Red Sox are going to the World Series and the Yankees are not.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (tqpcJ)
But ghey wrastling is still fair game, right?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (CTKF7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (tqpcJ)
Well, it's okay to dump on people for putting ketchup on hotdogs, or other anti-american activities like that.
But I think video games are way more useful for the mental development of people then, say, watching sports on TV.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (GBteo)
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Ooooh, branding.....
Posted by: Shep! at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
**
Yup. Theyre a buncha hysterical, hyper-emotional nut-jobs, like all women.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (fA1SL)
I keep telling you. Confidence.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:29 PM (I16G
Let me just flip the confidence switch, then...oh wait, there isn't one.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
---
What you do is pretend you have confidence. Like playing a part.
I my misspent youth I did some historical reenacting where you use a "historical" name and all that nonsense. So I came up with kind of a dick and I acted like kind of a dick, because it wasn't me.
The funny thing I noticed was that women were much more responsive to me when I acted with swagger, even though it was fake swagger.
In time, it became real swagger - and the loser became The Legend.
Posted by: K.N McBride at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (fuK7c)
Chinese for lunch yesterday ... Oh Boy.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (fiGNd)
It's even better that way. They know who they are and we don't care.
Posted by: DaveA at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (m4Hys)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK
I think I see the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (CTKF7)
jah, probably.
I like to be in a rut. I like what I like and I stick with it.
Not everyone is wired that way :-/
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (bcbK8)
As long as you're not actively causing anyone harm, go have fun, why does it matter to anyone else? You like LARPing or dressing up as a bunny rabbit mascot? OK. Not for me, but as long as you're happy who am I to condemn it?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (hEFSI)
She mentions this in our -how you say... talk of the pillow?
Posted by: Paolo at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (4JDI6)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (mpXpK)
... carrots.
Posted by: Octopussy at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (m4Hys)
*Evil detected*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (OD2ni)
On another discussion forum I frequent a young conservative explained he got woke to leftist fascism due to video games, with the gamergate stuff. I still don't quite understand what gamergate was, or is, but it apparently had an impact on a lot of young dudes.
So yeah the NPC thing is kinda weird for an older GenXer like me who last played a video game in the late 90s. But if it if gets some more young people woke, I'm all for using it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (ClJQG)
She mentions this in our -how you say... talk of the pillow?
Posted by: Paolo at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (4JDI6)
LOL
I wish. If she had a Paolo, I'd have some hope.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (bcbK8)
You need a dog. That IS a babe magnet.
Also, good company for you.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (CTKF7)M
No you are not alllowed to make fun of lipstick lesbian nekkid mud wrestling.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (tqpcJ)
Olive oil, lots of black pepper, lots of parmesan. Put a bit of starchy pasta water in to loosen it all up. I say parmesan, because no one in America carries caccio cheese for a decent price.
Grana padano would be nice too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (1SW+T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (mpXpK)
As in they won't replace it and it's broken, or...?
I'm kind of scratching my head as to what kind of issue I could possibly have with my water meter
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (GBteo)
I am glad I am not a complete incel shut-in playing something like Eve which is apparently just as fun as a real job.
Posted by: AG Sessions Press Agent at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (x611R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Yo! at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (fuK7c)
I remember when that would have been a big deal. Now? Meh.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (Zxy5I)
The wife is tired of my endless tomato sauce mixes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (bcbK
I think I see the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (CTKF7)
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Think outside the box a bit. Everyone's assuming you want something Italian. Try German.
You can make a quick and easy sauerbraten with canned beef (in brown gravy sauce), some diced onions, brown sugar, red wine vinegar and some bay leaves. Very rich, tasty and takes about the time of the noodles to cook to prepare.
Posted by: K.N McBride at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Mmmm Pesto with chicken, always a good choice.
My uber lazy go-to for tomato-less pasta is to make the pasta, drain, return to pot, then stir in butter, fresh basil leaves, and parmesan cheese to taste. Top with a little salt and pepper.
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (VIWDj)
Bonus ... you can play the Lost Dog Gambit to lure a girl into the Pit. In your Basement.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (4YsU2)
I guess you could say dumping on anything other people like is 'dumb'. I'm sure gamers and fantasy football players dump on other people's hobbies. People are too sensitive these days.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (tqpcJ)
Well, it's okay to dump on people for putting ketchup on hotdogs, or other anti-american activities like that.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (GBteo)
Luckily, we don't have poutine in this country. Then we'd be compelled to dump on it as anti-American.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (39g3+)
So yeah the NPC thing is kinda weird for an older GenXer like me who last played a video game in the late 90s. But if it if gets some more young people woke, I'm all for using it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (ClJQG)
Yeah, I'd wager that 1/2 the meme generating nerds on 4Chan were became "woke" from gamergate.
It's how Milo got famous.
I was conservative/libertarian / reich winger before it was cool.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:31 PM (NWiLs)
Resurrection.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:34 PM (CTKF7)
That swimsuit needs to stay a thing
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (RuIsu)
1) cook 1 lb. Of fettuccini pasta.
2) throw it out the window.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (1SW+T)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 18, 2018 05:37 PM (hEFSI)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:41 PM (CTKF7)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (eXA4G)
We have poutine up here in the Great State of New Hampshire.
I want to hate it, but it IS delicious.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:41 PM (GBteo)
Just a collar, a leash and some tags.
A picture of you with a friends dog (wearing the same collar w/tags) doesn't hurt, either.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:41 PM (4JDI6)
Anyway I bet the Horde provided you with a hundred ideas by now, lol. Good luck!
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 05:41 PM (hvf9s)
88 On a less serious note:
I need some pasta sauce that is NOT tomato-based.
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Catsup.
Posted by: Dr Soothie at October 18, 2018 05:41 PM (BucPW)
GenXer like me who last played a video game in the late 90s. But if it
if gets some more young people woke, I'm all for using it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (ClJQG)
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I immediately took it to be a DD reference, and puzzled that it was so widespread. But yeah, computer games.
I still play the shooter ones because senseless violence.
Posted by: K.N McBride at October 18, 2018 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:41 PM (bcbK8)
Saute in a little EVOO some good Italian meat(s): de-cased sausage, prosciutto, panchetta, soprasetta, whatever you like. I usually use sausage and soprasetta . Dump in a jar of well- drained artichoke hearts, a teaspoon of capers and some 'shrooms from the produce dept. Cover and cook till the 'chokes are separated and tender. Now add some garlic.
While you're doing all this, the pasta should be cooking. Steal a cup and a half of the pasta cooking water and dump it into your saucepan. If you like greens, add them now (I use arugula and spinach.) bring to a boil, cover, turn the heat down low and cook till the greens are tender. Add Italian seasonings, salt & pepper to taste.
Dump over the pasta (penne is a great fit for this) add some parmesan cheese, mix it all up and Mangia!
This is a far more "authentic" sauce than red sauce. Much like real southern Italian sauces.
Posted by: Nobody at October 18, 2018 05:41 PM (bno28)
I'm kind of scratching my head as to what kind of issue I could possibly have with my water meter
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (GBteo)
They are over-billing the shit out her.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Shep!
Try "My Pink Wink" cream.
That's a real product by the way.
So is "My Shiny Hiney".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
**
A nation of beady-eyed Pez dispensers. Speed the Day of the Rake!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Dr Soothie at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (BucPW)
I need some pasta sauce that is NOT tomato-based.
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:23 PM (bcbK
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pesto
Posted by: the Butcher at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (DIosY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM (fuK7c)
I remember when that would have been a big deal. Now? Meh.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (qUahL)
Oh, I know. 2004 was such an epic catharsis for the Nation.
Now we're just another good team that wins the WS every now and then. But the Yankee hate never dims.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Dr Soothie at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (BucPW)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (dI3/S)
Posted by: K.N McBride at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Intrigued...
I might be able to swing that with stuff around the house...hmm.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Taterhead Stelter at October 18, 2018 05:43 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 05:43 PM (1SW+T)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (VIWDj)
Bonus ... you can play the Lost Dog Gambit to lure a girl into the Pit. In your Basement.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (fiGNd)
Lulz
This is so wrong.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:43 PM (VIWDj)
Stop bleach shaming you H8Rs!
Posted by: Barky O. at October 18, 2018 05:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: AG Sessions Press Agent at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (x611R)
...soooo... I used to play Eve when I was younger.
It really is a fun game, even though the premise may sound less fun.
But not that much fun that I want to play it now that I'm an adult.
But
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:43 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:44 PM (mpXpK)
MLB wants it to be Dodgers/Red Sox so bad I wouldn't put it past them to "massage" some of the calls.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:44 PM (39g3+)
2) throw it out the window.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (1SW+T)
..........
3) microwave a hotdog (don't use pasta pot)
4) done
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2018 05:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:44 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 05:44 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 18, 2018 05:44 PM (dZe7J)
Posted by: EQ at October 18, 2018 05:44 PM (BRpqW)
Incidentally, infidels, anal bleaching cream is what we used to dissolve Kashoggi's body after Hassan chopped him up.
Posted by: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at October 18, 2018 05:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 18, 2018 05:45 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Taterhead Stelter at October 18, 2018 05:43 PM (yhf6w)
Hi hon!
Posted by: Ms. Potato Head at October 18, 2018 05:45 PM (VIWDj)
It may be trendy and fashionable now, but it was miscegenation back in the day and not something that was approved of or acknowledged.
Posted by: Honest Injun at October 18, 2018 05:45 PM (MkA02)
Posted by: Dr Soothie at October 18, 2018 05:45 PM (BucPW)
Go with carbonara, because bacon.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:45 PM (CTKF7)
Don't forget to rinse the capers before adding them to anything. Much less likely to overpower the rest of the ingredients.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2018 05:46 PM (eXA4G)
If we could reverse that by mocking sjws with npc, with the snowflake, trigger stuff and just generally laugh at them instead of being afraid of tjem, it will be a yuuuge thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 05:46 PM (ClJQG)
* I did check in at lunch, saw Uncle P talking to someone about some Pho places in Austin. Found out Austin has an entire mall full of Chinese stores. I'm gonna have to check that out if I ever get some vacation time, and the car working right again.
* Don't say the M word? I hesitate to ask about the C Word, (no, not that C word. No, not the other C word either).
* Here's a word I would suggest: a word we need. RICO. Too bad the justice department is part of the racket.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at October 18, 2018 05:46 PM (87ijN)
Do The Kashoggi!
I'd be like the Arab hokey pokey!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 18, 2018 05:46 PM (hEFSI)
Olive oil, lots of black pepper, lots of parmesan. Put a bit of starchy pasta water in to loosen it all up. I say parmesan, because no one in America carries caccio cheese for a decent price.
Grana padano would be nice too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 05:39 PM (1SW+T)
How 'spicy' does that come out?
We're filthy scandis, mostly, and pepper is an exotic spice to us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:44 PM (39g3+)
I do my part. -- Joe West
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (mpXpK)
Has she checked for leaks? I doubt it's the meter, they're usually mechanical and either don't work at all or all accurate.
Tell her to put food dye in her toilet tanks and see if any gets in the bowl over night... and obviously check hoses and the basement and whatnot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (GBteo)
Sausage gravy... the type you'd normally use for biscuits and gravy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (4JDI6)
Posted by: Affirmative Action Imbecile at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Dr Soothie at October 18, 2018 05:42 PM (BucPW)
............
Either way it doesn't go on a hot dog, I'm warning you.
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:36 PM
Well, since we're food threading, and steaks are one of my Areas of Expertise (AoE), that would catalyze the Malliard Reaction, and lead to browning, not bleaching?
Posted by: NPC_ChemJeff at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (ctuyM)
Go with carbonara, because bacon.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:45 PM (CTKF7)
Oh...bacon.... I need to learn how to make carbonara
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg
Tater is the equivalent of a frog in Daikatana.
Posted by: Biergood at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (uGKH7)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (hAdu/)
Ever since modern vehicles went over to EFI, it's a lost art.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (4JDI6)
Dammit. If I exercised I could eat this stuff. You all (you know who you are) were supposed to get me exercising.
I saw a Pilates Studio opened by me. I was considering it. Then Ace got the flu and I remembered equipment surfaces are germ ridden.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (VIWDj)
Sausage gravy... the type you'd normally use for biscuits and gravy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (vOkuK)
That's...not a bad idea. I think we have a few jars for biscuit and gravy night.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (PvCxa)
Forget it, Jake Tapper. It's Muslimtown.
Posted by: Honest Islam at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (MkA02)
Posted by: Kurt Schlicter at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (0WN4X)
https://tinyurl.com/y93jcqpt
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:48 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: NPC_ChemJeff at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (ctuyM)
And we have a Sock of the Day winner.
Well Played, Dunc.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:49 PM (fiGNd)
Tell her to put food dye in her toilet tanks and see if any gets in
the bowl over night... and obviously check hoses and the basement and
whatnot.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (GBteo)
She said they have walked down all the pipes and there are no leaks. I told her to isolate the toilets to make sure they were not leaking by. She said she put food coloring in the tanks and check the bowl for color change and got no indication.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:49 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:46 PM
Something with lutefisk, then.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2018 05:49 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 18, 2018 05:49 PM (hEFSI)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 18, 2018 05:49 PM (7cgaX)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:49 PM (mpXpK)
Got a bad feeling she's got a leak in the outside line to her house.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: acethepug at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM (kybA+)
GAINZ people.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:21 PM (VIWDj)
Bananas are NOT diet food. Coach used to feed bananas to the football players to put weight on them. Skinny high schoolers with stick arms hanging out of those shoulder pads.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM (qUahL)
Twitter wasted no time banning users displaying the greyman face - and by doing so - shows how much it ticked off the Red Guards of the tech industry.
Posted by: 13times at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 18, 2018 05:51 PM (C7HLK)
We're filthy scandis, mostly, and pepper is an exotic spice to us.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:46 PM
Black pepper, maybe. But surely not white pepper!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 05:51 PM (qUahL)
... twisted the shit out of my ankle today at a jobsite. I don't think I can take my boot off.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:51 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM
I'm told the shoulder pads in my jackets are quite fetching.
Posted by: David Hogg at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (ctuyM)
How about pesto?
Or drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle Parmesan
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM (fiGNd)
That is what they kept trying to tell me. If you have a leak of the magnitude they are saying it would show up as a hole in your yard.
She has no leak in her supply line or I would have seen it.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 05:47 PM (bcbK
Pretty easy. Bacon, maybe some onion and garlic, toss in noodles over heat, slap in some parmesan, remove from heat and mix in beaten egg.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (CTKF7)
Yea, they have a high glycemic index. I don't even like them very much, but my body craves them.
Apples have a high sugar content too. But it is Autumn and the only time I buy them.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (VIWDj)
What I need is to be someone else entirely.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (Z9C5C)
How about pesto?
Or drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle Parmesan
Posted by: Tuna at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (jm1YL)
Butter & garlic.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:49 PM (mpXpK)
Got a bad feeling she's got a leak in the outside line to her house.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM (fiGNd)
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I found that out the hard way once. $628 monthly water bill. Fortunately it was on the other side of the valve from my house, so it was on them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: 5 year old at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (MkA02)
Posted by: SandyCheeks at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (mpXpK)
In a nutshell: white males were Having Fun Wrong. Guess who makes up a huge swath of gamers, and don't like being told they are Having Fun Wrong? White males. It became a thing. And woke up a diverse group of young gamers to the tyranny police that is the left. It was beautimous.
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (mpXpK)
How bad we talkin', chief ?
I'm assuming her meter is in a well, like mine. Is it wet ? Can she access it to see it ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (T4oHT)
Good. Expose yourself to germs. Eat dirt. This is what builds immune systems?
You know what gives people the flu? Hiding from germs and then taking flu shots.
Oh, it's always a killed virus they say. Killed? Are viruses alive? How long can they be dormant? How can you say that something that isn't really alive is dead, huh?
So, isolate your immune system from all dangers and then feed it a virus. Sure.
Eat dirt. Go to the gym. Be lax on your count when applying the five second rule.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2018 05:54 PM (SAV4V)
What I need is to be someone else entirely.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Well, we are all stuck with ourselves. So don't waste your time going there.
A puppy. Your daughter would love it too...added bonus. No one can resist a puppy.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:54 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: David Hogg at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (ctuyM)
<throws a stick and the shoulder pads bound away down the field>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 05:54 PM (qUahL)
NPC Tater!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (pNxlR)
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Catsup.
i have a sister that is allergic to tomatoes. she uses a ketchup made from bananas.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (xGZ+b)
I agree that gamergate was the red pill for a lot of 4channers and gamer types who were otherwise apolitical. They found the gamer gate attackers annoying, then were exposed to the abject insanity they represent and couldn't help but just laugh and reject it all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (ClJQG)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (fiGNd)
Yes, you can see it if you lift to cover. One other thing they said was that her bill was an "estimate" because they had no satellite reading.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2018 05:56 PM (dEQP3)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
When I hit the PowerBall - I'm buying you a High End Call Girl. For a month.
Of course, I'm buying me one as well.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:56 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Hey, we found a women's sport that the trans men can't take over!
Posted by: mikeski at October 18, 2018 05:56 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:54 PM (VIWDj
yup...especially golden retriever puppies..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 05:56 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: ScoggDog
Chew your ankle off. Suck it up, coyote.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:56 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (mpXpK)
You think they just dicked her on their "estimate" ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:57 PM (fiGNd)
*high fives*
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 05:57 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 05:57 PM (AzW6q)
Ahab the Arab:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLB15kBvn_c
This Saudi Hassan Chop thing with Kashoggi reminded me of that.
SJWs would shit at that.
Posted by: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at October 18, 2018 05:57 PM (f1Vqw)
Crowds at his rallies are reminiscent of 2016.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)
In a nutshell: white males were Having Fun Wrong. Guess who makes up a huge swath of gamers, and don't like being told they are Having Fun Wrong? White males. It became a thing. And woke up a diverse group of young gamers to the tyranny police that is the left. It was beautimous.
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 05:53 PM (hvf9s)
And the shit head games media reporters still don't get it. They're still all in on SJW BS.
Posted by: buzzion at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (zRwJ/)
@bennyjohnson 35m
Rosie says instead of sending military to the southern border - we should send them to the White House to "get" Trump.
The panel of journalist & pundits bust into laughter at the suggestion of a US military coup
WaPo's Eugene Robinson said "That's actually a pretty good idea!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 05:56 PM (fuK7c)
You're right. Why does a man HAVE to take his boot off, anyway ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:57 PM (fiGNd)
no doubt about it. She said she was going down to the office tomorrow and going to chew their ass.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 05:50 PM (fiGNd)
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We had the floor drain back up at our hold house, and called the rooter people to see what was wrong.
Apparently a tree along our street had totally crushed the sewer pipe and the roots had finally blocked it.
Had to dig a new line out to the street, tear up sidewalk, etc.
What a pain.
Does the house have a sump pump?
Posted by: K.N McBride at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Yanqui go home.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (RuIsu)
1) cook 1 lb. Of fettuccini pasta.
2) throw it out the window.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (1SW+T)
fettucine fresco: take 1 lb of fettucine and throw it against the wall.
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM
Did she notice the garden hose running from her house to your connection?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (URwyc)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8bhzztm
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 05:59 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:59 PM (T4oHT)
I do all that stuff. Believe me. Well, not the gym...but that is many reasons.
However, I don't mess around with the flu virus anymore. I got it in 2008 and it is still the sickest I've ever been. I've only had the flu shot once or twice. But before 2008.
Anyway, I haven't had the flu since 2008, but I am considering it this year.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 06:00 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2018 06:00 PM (JFO2v)
And tell Felix it's spaghetti.
Posted by: Oscar Madison at October 18, 2018 06:00 PM (fuK7c)
The panel of journalist pundits bust into laughter at the suggestion of a US military coup
WaPo's Eugene Robinson said "That's actually a pretty good idea!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (c07y/)
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Drop them off in her neighborhood.
Posted by: K.N McBride at October 18, 2018 06:00 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: wth at October 18, 2018 06:00 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
.....
Caitlyn?
Posted by: Some trans who shall not be named. at October 18, 2018 06:00 PM (4YsU2)
Crowds at his rallies are reminiscent of 2016.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)
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I went to one here in March 2016. The hall was full but not packed. Now, I'm not even going to try when he comes here. He's packing big venues like sardines in a can, and using big screens outside for the overflow.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 06:01 PM (I16G8)
You can do a Carbonara or Aglio, Olio e Peperoncino
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 06:01 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 06:01 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 06:02 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 06:00 PM (VIWDj)
Not me. I don't want flu any year. But since I'm a badass, I just avoid children (germ-bags) and flu shots.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 06:03 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 06:03 PM (hAdu/)
I've also been doing shrimp scampi where you replace the noodles entirely with zucchini noodles. It is light but super rich in taste, and no tomato sauce.
https://damndelicious.net/2015/01/24/zucchini-shrimp-scampi/
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 06:03 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 06:03 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 05:38 PM (RuIsu)
1) cook 1 lb. Of fettuccini pasta.
2) throw it out the window.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 05:40 PM (1SW+T)
fettucine fresco: take 1 lb of fettucine and throw it against the wall.
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (hvf9s)
Fettuccine hesco: take 1000 lbs of pasta, put it in a wire mesh box.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 06:03 PM (CTKF7)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 06:03 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 18, 2018 06:03 PM (YAVhL)
Crowds at his rallies are reminiscent of 2016.
===
Tell me about this "blue wave" again...
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 06:04 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 18, 2018 06:04 PM (59GGI)
43% of Marylands received mail in ballots are from people who did not vote in 2016.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 06:04 PM (cqNba)
What I need is to be someone else entirely.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 05:52 PM (NWiLs)
Well, we are all stuck with ourselves. So don't waste your time going there.
A puppy. Your daughter would love it too...added bonus. No one can resist a puppy.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:54 PM (VIWDj)
Getting a dog will change your life. Mostly for the better.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Big swingin Al at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (j4mMg)
43% of Marylands received mail in ballots are from people who did not vote in 2016.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Two words: Fraud.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (9qZ3S)
Trump moving his Houston rally on Monday to a larger venue due to unprecedented demand for tickets.
Crowds at his rallies are reminiscent of 2016.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 05:57 PM (a0IVu)
I can't imagine the behind-the-scenes security at these events.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (YAVhL)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Makarony_po-flotski
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 06:03 PM (fA1SL)
Thanks Palpy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 18, 2018 06:04 PM (59GGI)
Watch a prog now imagine that prog is a NPC. If there is any difference you are the problem!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (JFO2v)
fixt.
and, to repeat, a tater scowls at midnight.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 05:59 PM (T4oHT)
That's what the wife said ... but I don't trust her. I think she's plotting my demise.
I mean, she should be. I have four plans in the works right now for her's.
But I digress - point being, it would show weakness. And I don't want to invite a move against me right now.
So - the game continues. Considering picking a fight, then sleeping on the basement couch - with my boot on.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (fiGNd)
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Catsup.
i have a sister that is allergic to tomatoes. she uses a ketchup made from bananas.
Posted by: Anachronda at O
1. alfredo
2. disgusting
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (MTjB1)
Crowds at his rallies are reminiscent of 2016.
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Tell me about this "blue wave" again...
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 06:04 PM (pFljN)
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It's not even a ripple. If anything, it's a receding tide.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2018 06:07 PM (rXie1)
https://bit.ly/2NQHOpw
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 06:07 PM (ClJQG)
A puppy. Your daughter would love it too...added bonus. No one can resist a puppy.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at O
heavy lift for one dog.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 06:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: NPC Tater at October 18, 2018 06:07 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 06:08 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 05:54 PM (VIWDj)
It's true ... go back and watch Silence of the Lambs again.
Puppy Bait is a Pro Move.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 06:08 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 18, 2018 06:04 PM (59GGI)
Watch a prog now imagine that prog is a NPC. If there is any difference you are the problem!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (JFO2v)
Exactly. That's what he always looks like. The only thing to make it more lifelike would be to add animation for the bobblehead move.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 18, 2018 06:08 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2018 06:07 PM (rXie1)
or free based tomtato
Posted by: Richard Pryor at October 18, 2018 06:08 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 06:08 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 06:09 PM (MTjB1)
I agree that gamergate was the red pill for a lot of 4channers and gamer types who were otherwise apolitical. They found the gamer gate attackers annoying, then were exposed to the abject insanity they represent and couldn't help but just laugh and reject it all.
====
I am not surprised. A lot of gamer guys (I have known a few
) didn't care about the world slowly falling apart and were willing to stay LIV material, as long as they could escape to the console, the PC, the comic book/manga book, and the action movie. Then the SJWs rolled in and attacked video games, comic books, manga, and action movies. At this point a lot of American guys aged 15-45 "got woke", but not in the way the SJWs wanted.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 06:09 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 06:09 PM (4YsU2)
No, come on, be serious. They made him gray, he's not usually gray.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 06:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2018 06:07 PM
All your based belong to us.
Posted by: NPC_Hunt's at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (SAV4V)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (YAVhL)
Salena Zito's new article with her interview with Trump mentions in passing the different security stuff and it's mind boggling the logistics behind these events.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (dEQP3)
My first thought was that in real life he's the spitting image and could have been the model for the NPC meme face.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (TmqOV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 06:04 PM (cqNba
Trump converts? Lefty voter fraud?
Which way are the votes trending?
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Brian Seltzer at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (Tyii7)
The Democrats in the Senate agreed to the deal but their base is in an uproar. Suck on that Demofascists!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2018 06:11 PM (q177U)
https://bit.ly/2NQHOpw
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 06:07 PM (9qZ3S)
Bookmarked!
Now I really need to go. If I didn't thank you before, consider yourself thanked now
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK8)
The panel of journalist pundits bust into laughter at the suggestion of a US military coup
WaPo's Eugene Robinson said "That's actually a pretty good idea!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 05:58 PM (c07y/)
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Drop them off in her neighborhood.
Posted by: K.N McBride at October 18, 2018 06:00 PM
Does anyone not believe for one minute that if a bus load of those folks headed for the border were dropped off in any given neighborhood and they were told "Welcome to America, go pick out your home! Break the door down if you have to but these are your homes." that they...
A: would absolutely do it.
B: the Dems would approve
C: the owners would be forever getting them kicked out
D: the media and Left would call any owner who wanted them out racist.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2018 06:11 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (SAV4V)
Racist. Buffalo Bill coveted all skin colors.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 06:11 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 06:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 06:04 PM (cqNba)
Do they reside in cemeteries?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 06:12 PM (qUahL)
Suggestions?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Roast some beets, make a mireux poi with some chicken stock and garlic, and Vitamix the shit out of it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 06:12 PM (c07y/)
Thanks for all the suggestions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (bcbK
Make enough for me, please. I'll be over in 45 minutes.
What kind of wine do you like?
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 06:12 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2018 06:12 PM (0tfLf)
The link shows it made with farfalle. They didn't even bother trying to write farfalle in Cyrillic.
Farfalle is the dago word for papillion, Schmetterling, and butterfly.
I bet the Rooskies don't even have a word for butterfly.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 06:12 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 18, 2018 06:12 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (I16G
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Whereas with Trump it's Ebb Tide, all the time:
https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=SFZTak3rfkE
Posted by: K.N McBride at October 18, 2018 06:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 06:06 PM (fiGNd)
I don't think you are supposed to do that. Something about circulation. Hard to build that basement pit with one leg.
You may need to cut the boot off. Anyway google or bing. I do not trust my memory on this at all.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 06:13 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 18, 2018 06:13 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 06:13 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 06:13 PM (hAdu/)
Thanks for all the suggestions.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review
You need to go to the store to purchase olive oil, butter, garlic? These *are* the food groups. Plus bacon, of course.
* rips AoS platinum membership icon from chest *
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 06:13 PM (URwyc)
Someone do S E Cupp. That's an easy one due to the glasses...and they distinction is well deserved.
Posted by: Orson at October 18, 2018 05:30 PM (KD9FD)
I'll take one for the team and do her.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 18, 2018 06:14 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 06:14 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 06:13 PM (VIWDj)
Just got it off ... I'll live. Just a flesh wound.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 06:14 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 06:15 PM (fA1SL)
That part was not revealed by the very partisan Professor who was being interviewed by the local TV idiots.
My fear is that it is fraudulent registration coupled with absentee ballots going to the Democrats.
It's Maryland, for Pete's sake.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 06:15 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 06:15 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: FFFFFFalangist at October 18, 2018 06:15 PM (/aiGx)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 18, 2018 06:05 PM (YAVhL)
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Back in the GHWB days, a company I was with was doing sound and lighting for a Quayle rally. One the techs backstage said something about how easy it would be to get to Quayle, as he saw no SS around.
About two seconds later, down came an SS agent from the ceiling beams from a rope, right in front of the idiot. He only got thrown off the show. Was damn lucky he wasn't arrested.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 06:15 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 06:16 PM (pFljN)
You may need to cut the boot off. Anyway google or bing. I do not trust my memory on this at all.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 18, 2018 06:13 PM
Pretty sure if it's a circulation issue a leech (or two, to be on the safe side) dropped into the boot is current 'best practice'. Ask Vic to be sure.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 06:16 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 06:16 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 06:17 PM (T4oHT)
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My wife started putting beets in regular old tomato-and-meat sauce recently. Which is weird, but tasty.
Posted by: Geronimo Stilton at October 18, 2018 06:17 PM (0JUQP)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 18, 2018 06:18 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 06:18 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 06:18 PM (MTjB1)
I dunno' ... I find the ache that seems to be coming from inside my ankle to be quite exquisite.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 06:18 PM (fiGNd)
Meat, peppers, meat. Meat sauce. Like with chili, but no carrots. Meat. And peppers. Onions and garlic. Meat. Put some green stuff in there for color.
Posted by: NPC Tater at October 18, 2018 06:18 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 06:19 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Skip at O
you do not know how this works
non one is willowed until we say we are willowed.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 06:19 PM (MTjB1)
That is great to hear.
I've heard a lot of anecdotes about GenZ being the anti-milenail generation. Hopefully this is a real thing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 06:20 PM (ClJQG)
Over at WZ
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 18, 2018 06:20 PM (//voU)
I need some pasta sauce that is NOT tomato-based.
How about linguini with white clam sauce? It's pretty good with canned clams but if you can get live littlenecks it's much better.
Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2018 06:20 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Richard Pryor at October 18, 2018 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
These questions are not theoretical. They impact university hiring and admission decisions every day. In fact, the same day that Warren claimed victory in the dispute over her heritage, Harvard University was in federal court in Boston, defending its race-conscious admissions policy against claims that it discriminates against Asian Americans.
Posted by: Richard Pryor at October 18, 2018 06:21 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2018 06:24 PM (q177U)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2018 06:27 PM (JFO2v)
That's classic!!
EXPAND THE MEME!
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2018 06:24 PM (q177U)
GREAT!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2018 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
I should change my screen name to "old & out of touch"
Posted by: strawdog at October 18, 2018 06:28 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2018 06:20 PM
Yeah, that's the ticket. I've done that before and it's excellent. I keep forgetting to replenish my canned clam supply.
Posted by: Gorden Lightfoot 1/1024th Injun at October 18, 2018 06:30 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at October 18, 2018 06:30 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: kallisto at October 18, 2018 06:10 PM (SAV4V)
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Look, I truly HATE the new incivility, the fact that politics is injected into every damn thing.
But considering how Pelosi has been condoning the nastiness, this fills me with glee.
There was a time, not so long ago, when she could have gone into that restaurant and they would have kept their mouths shut.
How do you like the new rules, Nancy?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2018 06:32 PM (Rxduq)
Non-player character, a gaming term.
Basically the meme implies every liberal, SJW, Trump hating fascist speaks from the same playbook, and are all interchangeable grey made up fictitious people. They all say the same things and are boring. It is mockery the left cannot stand, and the older left do not understand, so they sounds stupid talking about it. Win/win for us.
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 06:34 PM (hvf9s)
I should change my screen name to "old & out of touch"
Posted by: strawdog at October 18, 2018 06:28 PM (Cssks)
Tater
Brian Stelter Tater headed talking head semi moron with IQ of warm winter denver day
NPC Non player character A robot in a game that that says same thing every time you come by. So you come by Nancy Pelosi and say it would be nice to have a wall and she says It is because Trump has a small dick. Or you talk to McCaskill and ask her why cant I have a 30 round clip if two gangsters show up with 15 round Glocks and she says It is because Trump has a small dick.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 18, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)
Here's the one I made and can vouch for.
http://tinyurl.com/copwav4
Posted by: dartist at October 18, 2018 06:36 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: vivi at October 18, 2018 06:40 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: m at October 18, 2018 06:47 PM (ysOGz)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 06:50 PM (T4oHT)
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