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Judge "Shocked" at State Department Providing "Clearly False" Statements to Avoid Disclosing Documents Related to Clinton Email Investigation
I'm shocked that he's shocked, to be honest.
In a combative exchange at a hearing Friday in Washington, D.C., a federal judge unabashedly accused career State Department officials of lying and signing "clearly false" affidavits to derail a series of lawsuits seeking information about former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's private email server and her handling of the 2012 terrorist attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya. U.S. District Court Judge Royce Lamberth said he was "shocked" and "dumbfounded" when he learned that FBI had granted immunity to former Clinton chief of staff Cheryl Mills during its investigation into the use of Clinton's server, according to a court transcript of his remarks. "I had myself found that Cheryl Mills had committed perjury and lied under oath in a published opinion I had issued in a Judicial Watch case where I found her unworthy of belief, and I was quite shocked to find out she had been given immunity in -- by the Justice Department in the Hillary Clinton email case," Lamberth said during Friday's hearing.
Lamberth rules against a motion to dismiss a lawsuit against the State Department, citing the fact that they have lied and lied and lied about searching for Clinton's emails, and other matters.
Note this tweet about this story by Jason Chaffetz, calling out the Cuck's Champion Ben Sasse for aiding Clinton and the Deep State in the cover-up:
"It was clear to me that at the time that I ruled initially, that false statements were made to me by career State Department officials, and it became more clear through discovery that the information that I was provided was clearly false regarding the adequacy of the search and this -- what we now know turned out to be the Secretary's email system," Lamberth said Friday. He continued: "I don’t know the details of what kind of IG inquiry there was into why these career officials at the State Department would have filed false affidavits with me. I don't know the details of why the Justice Department lawyers did not know false affidavits were being filed with me, but I was very relieved that I did not accept them and that I allowed limited discovery into what had happened." During a tense exchange with Justice Department lawyer Robert Prince, Lamberth pressed the issue, accusing Prince of using "doublespeak" and "playing the same word games [Clinton] played." That "was not true," the judge said, referring to the State Department's assurances in a sworn declaration that it had searched all relevant documents. "It was a lie."
State Department provided 'clearly false' statements to derail requests for Clinton docs, 'shocked' federal judge sayshttps://t.co/0ea4wbVf4J
— Jason Chaffetz (@jasoninthehouse) October 18, 2018
@BenSasse - you may think this is old news, but this is another reason truth and justice must prevail
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:13 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 02:13 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 18, 2018 02:14 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 02:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: no good deed at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (1uG1d)
How about some immediate jail time for contempt of court? The judge can easily do that. Judges do that for silly reasons all the time. It would be nice to see a judge exercise this power for the right reasons.
Let these pricks sit in jail until some prosecutor is ready to charge them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (AllCR)
Get her on Tax Evasion.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 18, 2018 02:16 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 02:16 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:16 PM (Hr3M4)
Not to worry. The DOJ's got this under zzzzzzzzzzzz...
--Snoozy
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 18, 2018 02:16 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2018 02:16 PM (NFEMn)
Then fix the deception by putting them in the cell next to Hillary! This is not rocket surgery.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (2LelM)
***
Scooter Libby was sentenced to jail for 30 months for lying to the FBI. Surely signing a false affidavit is at least as serious of an offense?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (eSx+E)
Now, they just call it an "oopsie" if it favors the political class.
Posted by: no good deed at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (1uG1d)
Under the current DOJ, little has been done about it. Maybe that is because cases are being assembled behind the scenes? Regardless, the difference between Mueller's successful intimidation of former campaign officials versus the immunity for Clintonites is politically noteworthy.
Of course they keep thinking they can get away with it.
But... it won't take much to turn that around. And Donald Trump is not a terribly forgiving man.
Posted by: trev006 at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (qbU78)
Posted by: no good deed at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (1uG1d)
so how much jail time is it for signing false statements? since not lying to the FIB got 3 years...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 18, 2018 02:18 PM (8D42x)
___
Or was found with a pillow over his face...
Posted by: Obligatory at October 18, 2018 02:18 PM (eSx+E)
"I don't know...why these career officials at the State department would have filed false affadavits with me."
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:18 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: The Paolo at October 18, 2018 02:18 PM (XkVXQ)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (6eEQ+)
Yeah, watching Cankles undergo DT's can be a very sobering experience.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 18, 2018 02:18 PM (3sjI6)
And Sasse's voting record on certain Republican issues can not be used as his saving grace either.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 02:19 PM (Z216Q)
"unabashedly"? Really?
More like "rightfully" or even "angrily" or "finally" ... But definitely not "unabashedly". That's just weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 02:19 PM (MQscF)
And nobody will go to jail for their crimes.
---
We can't put our betters in jail - because they are better then us.
See? That is logic. You do not logic. Orangeman makes you not logic.
Posted by: Some NPC at October 18, 2018 02:19 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (mpXpK)
I'm old enough to remember when people were afraid to piss off a federal judge
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (TAmPV)
How will they thread the needle?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (AM1GF)
Yeah that thing was jam packed full of problems, corruption, abuse of power, and more, but all people read was the guy's opinion statement at the end.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2018 02:21 PM (NLLmE)
How will they thread the needle?
By not reporting on it. And it wasn't Trump's DOJ, it was Obama's.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 18, 2018 02:21 PM (hSQF+)
Then why didn't you issue a bench warrant for her arrest?
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:21 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 02:21 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 02:22 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 18, 2018 02:22 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 02:22 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 18, 2018 02:23 PM (AM1GF)
Petting Zoo Conservatives
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 18, 2018 02:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at October 18, 2018 02:23 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2018 02:23 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (VpIIl)
They're only interested in a caste system that preserves their privilege and position, not the scrum and possibility of failure inherent to liberty.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 18, 2018 02:24 PM (J+mig)
They'll make the needle an apple or a banana.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 02:22 PM (6eEQ+)
what needle?
Posted by: MFM at October 18, 2018 02:24 PM (8D42x)
IIRC Judge Lamberth has been involved in other Clinton cases going back to the 1990's. He knows what they are all about.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 02:20 PM (OD2ni)
Yet here we are. Clintons still doing what Clintons do best and getting away with it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:24 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2018 02:24 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 02:21 PM (Z216Q)
She's hooked, and flailing away as she's being hauled in toward the boat, and the inevitable gaff hook. She's done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 02:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 18, 2018 02:25 PM (qdG+G)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 02:25 PM (fA1SL)
Unhinged Dems...the gift that keeps on giving.
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:25 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: The Paolo
I am shocked and dumbfounded to learn that there is butt stuff going on in the Sasse household!
Posted by: wooga at October 18, 2018 02:25 PM (/BHSG)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:25 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 02:25 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2018 02:26 PM (HaL55)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7z7lojr
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 02:26 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 18, 2018 02:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 02:26 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 02:21 PM (Z216Q)
She's hooked, and flailing away as she's being hauled in toward the boat, and the inevitable gaff hook. She's done.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
by golly. she's right. We need to see that evidence. Televised. Again and again and again and again and again and....
Posted by: jean Claude Bunnyslope at October 18, 2018 02:26 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Buckaroo at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (6egPo)
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (boNFp)
Why, it's almost like law enforcement officials don't want to prosecute officials that, once indicted and facing criminal prosecution, fines, jail time and loss of career, might flip and turn State's evidence against higher placed officials involved in this entire charade.
Funny, because I thought I heard that Federal law enforcement and prosecutorial officials are sometimes pretty aggressive when trying to prove-up a crime. You know, like armed officers breaking down doors at 3am, hauling attorneys that represent defendants into court and forcing them to testify against their clients, obtaining warrants to monitor all defendant communications, raiding business offices, going after defendant accounts and other advisors, using HUMINT-derived information obtained by sting operations on defendants, etc.
And, I'm pretty sure they use all of said above information to charge said defendants with crimes and then seek the maximum available civil and criminal penalties against them with the overt intent to cause said defendants to testify against other more valuable law enforcement targets.
Huh. It's almost like the FBI and DOJ aren't targeting any officials directly involved in breaking Federal law. But super happy to hear they're on top of getting the peons. Top Men, friends. Top. Men.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:25 PM (tqpcJ)
That and the book thrown at Manafort and Flynn.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (/9p9e)
Nah, this was Comey's (and McCabe's, Strzok's) and Lynch's operation.
They just flat out let them off.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (W+vEI)
COME WID IT, NOW!
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: wooga
Me too!!!
Posted by: Sen Sassy( R-tellmewhattothink) at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (tqyrn)
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Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (q177U)
This. Oh so this.
They have some tools yet they are so afraid of using them against peers in the government business. But for the everyday citizen, he'd nail his balls to a cinder block.
We do not have a Justice System. We're taught we do, but in too many ways we don't. We do have a Legal System. Yep, lot's of rules selectively followed. Makes a fine bonfire.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (6eEQ+)
Yeah, I've seen that said for years by people getting flat out busted lying in verified answers. Oh you mean this gate key is very very common indeed. Sadly, judges all too often let people get away with that.
RE: Ben Sasse. I grew up surrounded by people like him and, well, let's just say I am not a fan. Holier than thou assumes that party asserting that is holy and it is the extraordinarily rare case that is true. And, in the cases it is true? Nearly always the actually holy person doesn't act like that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Give me a chance, will'ya. Rome wasn't built in a day.
Posted by: Todd Akin at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (wW03z)
Is it stupid to hope they charge the people he leaked to?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (Hr3M4)
Ace still has the "flu"? Maybe some more Demi Rose will perk him up:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6291775
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 02:29 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: PhilD at October 18, 2018 02:29 PM (rgS5A)
Delightful !
What would be even better: some action toward prosecuting some of these offenses.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 18, 2018 02:29 PM (QAdJD)
Oh I forgot. "Law"? Hahaha.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 18, 2018 02:29 PM (koNhm)
I don't think we are anywhere near the end of that story and the corrupt SSCI which interestingly enough is implicated in the arrest of the Treasury drone yesterday.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 02:29 PM (PFy0L)
That's a dilly of a pickle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
**
The enemies of the nation are the state. It's happened a few times in recent history. Usually ends with tanks in the streets.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 02:30 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 02:30 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at October 18, 2018 02:30 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2018 02:30 PM (2Mnv1)
Counter to attack: order a meal, and have it sent to some leftists.
Hey, it's worth the money.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 02:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 02:31 PM (BWL+E)
Its great living in a country with Caste and Race Rules.
Especially when you understand that we're not supposed to have either one for some very good reasons. Like in this case.
Ours is a classless society. Not to be confused with the Progs, who have no class.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2018 02:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (/9p9e)
Definitely. And people seem confident that Mueller has nothing but I'm not one of them. He is the type to turn nothing into a false something. He's done it before.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:31 PM (tqpcJ)
I see stories all the time about people pissing off Judges by being rude in the court or whatever and having big fines levied against them.
Why is this Judge not issuing bench warrants for perjury or issuing fines or whatever other actions might be available to them?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 02:31 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Alt Judge at October 18, 2018 02:32 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: eleven
That's where the heroin goes. Flu shot goes in the shoulder.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
I thought the money shot went in the eye.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 02:32 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (q177U)
Sounds serial.
Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2018 02:32 PM (NLLmE)
because cases are being assembled behind the scenes? Regardless, the
difference between Mueller's successful intimidation of former campaign
officials versus the immunity for Clintonites is politically noteworthy.
=====
As much as I would like to 'beelieve' that DOJ is doing anything, from the cheap seats it looks as though they are all supporting immunity for criminals looking for the great white whale. Darnitall, stop the long-term 'investigations' where criminals can set terms to supposedly get the biggie and just prosecute where the crime occurs. Do we (us taxpayers) support a sliding scale of crimes and compounding crimes to get the mythical 'capo'?
No. Get rid of the small fishies and the whales will starve.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2018 02:32 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 18, 2018 02:32 PM (KP5rU)
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NPC Patch Notes ver. 1.5.6:
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2. New attack unlocked: "Salad Fingers"
3. New theme pack: "Saudi Arabia Consulate"
4. Eliminates bug where orange man is not more bad. Orange man now MORE more bad.
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (q177U)
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Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2018 02:32 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:24 PM
Political 'dynasties' need to die in this country. The (R)'s took out Jeb! and killed the Bush dynasty. When will the (D)'s wise the hell up and show the Clinton's to the curb?
If they try Hillary a second time they're even dumber then we know they are. Which is why I rate a second attempt by Hillary as 'plausible'.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (7xXFn)
I don't think we are anywhere near the end of that story and the corrupt SSCI which interestingly enough is implicated in the arrest of the Treasury drone yesterday.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:29 PM (/tuJf)
I continue to hold out hope but I keep getting disappointed.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (W+vEI)
Who can know what really happened? Who can fathom it?
No, we must humbly accept that this is a murky, complex, grey area, and refrain from condemning our Democrat brethren.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Eric Ernest Cantor-Singer at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (oYD2h)
Just got my flu shot. They strongly recommended two weeks of bed rest and a diet rich in chocolate ice cream and pizza.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:21 PM (/tuJf)
Thanks for the clarification
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:34 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: PhilD
It used to. In the old days.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 02:34 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at October 18, 2018 02:30 PM (72PAC)
.......
Oh the things Jeff can do in his sleep.
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Posted by: :^| at October 18, 2018 02:34 PM (xGZ+b)
No more dynasties.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 18, 2018 02:34 PM (VIWDj)
*concentrates on getting ace better*
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (7xXFn)
B17. Bomb that flu into submission!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 02:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:31 PM (tqpcJ)
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Whitey Bulger and other cases like his are a little different than falsely charging a sitting President.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 02:34 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 02:34 PM (2LelM)
Every one of those lying POS excuses needs to be put in a stockade and have Hillary's used Depends thrown at them.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (EASlg)
They just flat out let them off.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:28 PM (W+vEI)
==================
After strongly admonishing them. And ordering everyone else to go through training sessions. Sure, all other Americans would be cooling their heels in prison but these guys are special, they're FBI or DOJ honchos.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (2LelM)
I'm not an American so help me out. Doesn't lying to a judge, and a federal judge to boot, involves heavy punishment/fines?
Posted by: PhilD at October 18, 2018 02:29 PM (rgS5A)
Perjury; $5,000 fine and/or 5 years in jail.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (T4oHT)
But he didn't fall off of a turnip truck.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 02:36 PM (MQscF)
Get yourself down to the Love Shack, Baby!
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (Hr3M4)
Just don't let Fred Schneider box you into a corner.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 02:31 PM (9qZ3S)
Because it's against the State Department and the DOJ and prosecutors get away with any damn thing they want.
IIRC, not a single thing happened to the DOJ lawyers who point blank lied about the Ted Stevens prosecution.
A judge in Texas lost his mind at the DOJ about all the lies being told in the various immigration cases and ordered mandatory training. DOJ whinged and whinged and whinged its way out of that.
You think a single thing is going to happen to any of the DOJ or FBI or BLM (the land management asshats, not the other asshats) people who lied repeatedly to the judge's face about the Bundy ranch being watched by snipers?
There is absolutely a two tier system in place and has been for decades.
Hell, the FBI admitted in the early 2000s that its ever so vaunted experts provided false testimony, including in capital cases, and I'm not aware of a single person going to jail for that.
So, you know, Ben Sasse can lick the sole of my boots for getting the vapors that I think the DOJ, et al, are the scum of the earth. Prove otherwise.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:34 PM (Hr3M4)
Sorry about that. I was only following orders.
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (RD7QR)
I knew the day she was granted immunity Cheryl Mills was lying her ass off.
They all were. And the FBI leadership is complicit.
And this judge is dumbfounded?? New revelation ???
Better late than never I guess.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
Perjury; $5,000 fine and/or 5 years in jail.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
Or, if you're a Democrat, fulsome apologies for having inconvenienced you and for doubting your word.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (T4oHT)
Last night I was perusing Prime Video. I came across a remake of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" starring the Redgrave sisters. According to Prime, it was from 1991. It must have been a TV movie. I decided to watch it.
It was....interesting. Jane was portrayed as dangerously mentally ill. It was a much darker film than the original. The man helping her resurrect her career was a real dirtbag, even alluding to him producing underage gay porn.
It wasn't bad - it was very different than the original. Disturbing, corny, ridiculous and scary at times.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (URwyc)
-------------
This would be her third attempt. Don't forget she ran in '08.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 02:38 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 02:38 PM (EASlg)
Love it.
The three branches of govt. with checks and balances.
Of course the idiots in the country want to get rid of that.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 18, 2018 02:38 PM (VIWDj)
Theoretically. But selective prosecution intercedes.
You can break a law all you want. The question remains is if anyone will a) notice and b) do anything about it. In this case, condition (a) has been met. And so far condition (b) has not. And this is where our system is falling down.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 02:38 PM (6eEQ+)
"The Dangerous Tribalism of the Ruling Class"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojqAfETtzYM
Black Pilled is a great Youtube Channel.
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (q177U)
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Hey Palp. I replied to that tweet for ya:
https://tinyurl.com/y7urx6ba
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (AzW6q)
Perjury; $5,000 fine and/or 5 years in jail.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (mpXpK)
.......
In addition to Vic's correct statement, The Judge could and should hold them in contempt, with jail time, and report the to State Disciplinary Commision which could result in reprimand, suspension or disbarment.
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (4YsU2)
Thank you for that. I totally agree.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (bcbK8)
Stupid question: I've seen people claiming that the "brutal and gruesome" Kashoggi murder requires us to take action --- is there any legit proof of this? This story is not yet fact.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
Everybody did. It was pathetic.
But the joke was on us. Still is.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: MAGA at October 18, 2018 02:40 PM (zqb1u)
I knew the day she was granted immunity Cheryl Mills was lying her ass off.
They all were. And the FBI leadership is complicit.
And this judge is dumbfounded?? New revelation ???
Better late than never I guess.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (8XRCm)
IIANM, granting immunity is done in exchange for something -- testimony against someone else. Immunity was handed out like candy on Halloween with no expectations of cooperation.
Someone approved that. There has to be records of it somewhere. I don't doubt Comey's name is all over it. But get those records and get them public.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:41 PM (jxbfJ)
Stupid question: I've seen people claiming that the "brutal and gruesome" Kashoggi murder requires us to take action --- is there any legit proof of this? This story is not yet fact.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (W+vEI)
So far as I can tell, the only facts that are known is that there was a man named Kashoggi. That's it. Hell, I haven't even seen anything that proves that he's really dead. I mean, look, I'm sure he is but there's no facts out there, it's just the super totes credible Turks saying something that the equally totes credible Saudis deny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2018 02:41 PM (mf5HN)
The attack derailed my life for many years and I insisted my husband throw away his black bathrobe because of my judge-related PTSD. The worst part of the experience was the nerdy courtroom laughter which haunts me to this day.
The only way my trauma could in any way be relieved would be if Judge Lamberth were to withdraw his ruling on the motion to dismiss, notice the motion for rebriefing and rehearing and order counsel for the plaintiff to submit a brief on why he should not be assessed a Rule 11 finding for meritless claims.
Posted by: Professor Surfer Doctor Chrissy Blowsy Ford, PhD, under care of Dr. Sven Gahli at October 18, 2018 02:41 PM (DuAZ5)
Even if there were proof it still has nothing to do with us. If anything, a muzzie brotherhood douche offed is a good thing.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 02:42 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 02:42 PM (fA1SL)
important part of our Checks and Balances against Trump.
=====
From what I can recall, the Oversight for State Dept was disbanded.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2018 02:42 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 02:25 PM (fA1SL)
First Citizen Barron Trump will be very busy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 02:42 PM (npQRu)
B-52s, Ace.
Get yourself down to the Love Shack, Baby!
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:35 PM (Hr3M4)
Getting down at the Love Shack might be the reason why he's feeling " under the weather."
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 18, 2018 02:42 PM (TAmPV)
Also, he once entered a building.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:43 PM (Hr3M4)
Why are the usual suspects so hot to blame the President for this, but were so quiet when US citizens were butchered in...Benghazi......?
I know the answer, but it still pisses me off.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 02:43 PM (tVWQB)
Bastard is probably holed up with his MBros somewhere, laughing at us.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 02:43 PM (dMvl+)
This one time, at my therapist's
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Ms Ford.
Have you ever noticed you cant spell "therapist" without
"the rapist"??
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2018 02:44 PM (8XRCm)
And then the FBI actually destroyed the evidence. Trashed the computers.
Someone approved that. There has to be records of it somewhere. I don't doubt Comey's name is all over it. But get those records and get them public.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:41 PM (jxbfJ)
Screw the records. Just go straight up the chain of authority and arrest each one - all the way to Barky.
Yeah ... it's just a dream, but that's where we are.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 02:44 PM (MQscF)
If Hildog doesn't run who will she work for? Who's gonna pay the vig?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2018 02:39 PM (kNZrL)
I'm sure that one way or another we will.
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:44 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: Iblis at October 18, 2018 02:44 PM (9221z)
Why did the Washington Post hire as a columnist a Saudi who is a pal of Turkey's Erdrogan after getting booted out by the Saudi royal family and who has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (EASlg)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 02:30 PM (4YsU2)
If she was running against a Commiecrat, you might still support her anyway?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (ujg0T)
requires us to take action --- <<<
Send them a party platter of hummus and falafel and a loaf of pita bread.
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (2Mnv1)
was raped by United States District Court Judge Royce Lamberth while
all the other district court judges from the United States Judicial
District for the District of Columbia stood by and laughed maniacally.
The attack derailed my life for many years and I insisted my husband
throw away his black bathrobe because of my judge-related PTSD. The
worst part of the experience was the nerdy courtroom laughter which
haunts me to this day.
The only way my trauma could in any way be relieved would be if
Judge Lamberth were to withdraw his ruling on the motion to dismiss,
notice the motion for rebriefing and rehearing and order counsel for the
plaintiff to submit a brief on why he should not be assessed a Rule 11
finding for meritless claims.
Posted by: Professor Surfer Doctor Chrissy Blowsy Ford, PhD, under care of Dr. Sven Gahli at October 18, 2018 02:41 PM (DuAZ5)
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Well done!
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (MIKMs)
You're damn right Trebec. Also, I'm banging your mother!
Posted by: Sean Connery at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (XkVXQ)
Exactly!
And yet I'm seeing all sorts of people getting emotional about the STORY that the guy was tortured and dismembered while still alive and OMG WE MUST DO SOMETHING WE CANNOT IGNORE THE ATROCITY!!
A. Explain to me how we know this is the truth.
Current paint at KSA consulate doesn't count.
B. Where the F#$@ have they been with ME brutality for the past whatever decades?!?
This is just another moral panic and I am sick of watching this BS.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 02:46 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Big V at October 18, 2018 02:46 PM (CGfsq)
Also, he once entered a building.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:43 PM (Hr3M4)
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I thought he was one of the sidekicks in Yu Gi Oh.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2018 02:46 PM (8XRCm)
Quick question: is he referring to Cheryl Mills, State employee or Cheryl Mills, Hillary's lawyer?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:33 PM (W+vEI)
That always pissed me off. The dual loyalty and hiding behind the attorney client privilege should have been grounds to fire her from Stats and banish her from the premises and revoke Mills' Security Clearance.
Posted by: Tahansi Coates at October 18, 2018 02:46 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 18, 2018 02:46 PM (7AQC5)
You know who else's body was never found?
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa encased in a Garden State Parkway Pillar at October 18, 2018 02:47 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Notorious RBG at October 18, 2018 02:47 PM (ctuyM)
Why did the Washington Post hire as a columnist a Saudi who is a pal of Turkey's Erdrogan after getting booted out by the Saudi royal family and who has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (EASlg)
Maybe the Chicago Machine "sent" him. Or he went to Harvard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 02:47 PM (BWL+E)
Re Kashoggi:
Our response should be to send them a sternly worded letter of reprimand.
Well, maybe not too stern. Just that we're very disappointed in them.
Well, maybe not *very* disappointed. Just somewhat disappointed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 02:47 PM (f1Vqw)
Why did the Washington Post hire as a columnist a Saudi who is a pal of Turkey's Erdrogan after getting booted out by the Saudi royal family and who has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (EASlg)
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Good question...one that none of the MSM will ask. As far as they're concerned, this guy was as pure as the driven snow.
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2018 02:47 PM (G0vdT)
Why is this Judge not issuing bench warrants for perjury or issuing fines or whatever other actions might be available to them?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 02:31 PM (9qZ3S)
This is the bottom line. I'm not a lawyer (I'd rather have a chance of getting into heaven) so I don't know how this works. But surely this has to be illegal.
Psst....someone tell Sessions that this isn't about Russian collusion. Promise him a super-comfy new mattress if he breaks bad on these bastards.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 18, 2018 02:47 PM (59GGI)
hiding behind the attorney client privilege should have been grounds to
fire her from Stats and banish her from the premises and revoke Mills'
Security Clearance.
Posted by: Tahansi Coates at October 18, 2018 02:46 PM (ymnmz)
Mills should be disbarred.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (jxbfJ)
Key word being "columnist" - as in, not a journalist.
Also, Lara Logan says "hi" to all those people who've just now decided journalists being brutalized in the ME requires action.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (W+vEI)
I also now remember why, when he is on the radio, I change the station.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (tVWQB)
The judge was shocked, shocked that the Democrats did that thing in his mouth.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (Rr52g)
For virtually the entire time Hillary was at State. And State wasn't the only agency.
Holder and Obama went after the IGs as one of the first things they did when taking office for an obvious reason.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (d7Ww2)
So far as I can tell, the only facts that are known is that there was a man named Kashoggi.
A poor mountineer barely kept his family fed
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (TAmPV)
==
There once was a man named Kashoggi
*switches on Muldoon signal*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 02:49 PM (EASlg)
Posted by: Judge Crater at October 18, 2018 02:49 PM (xzqr4)
I read the 'transcript' of the Saudis who were supposedly cutting him up.
Kinda sounded like they were following the Hordes Advice for basic wound care.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:49 PM (Hr3M4)
Our response should be to send them a sternly worded letter of reprimand.
The only way to know for sure is to send one reporter at a time to Saudi Arabia to investigate. Start with CNN.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 02:50 PM (RuIsu)
So far as I can tell, the only facts that are known is that there was a man named Kashoggi.
A poor mountineer barely kept his family fed
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (TAmPV)
....and then one way he was shooting at some Jews,
and up from the ground came a bubbling ooze.....
Oil that is. Saudi slurpees. Kuwait Kool Aid....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 02:50 PM (ujg0T)
Who signed in at the Visitors Log-ee
The Saudis said "glad to see ya!"
Then he got shipped to Korea
Now he's the Beef Bulgogi
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 18, 2018 02:50 PM (hqZPQ)
Our response should be to send them a sternly worded letter of reprimand.
Well, maybe not too stern. Just that we're very disappointed in them.
Well, maybe not *very* disappointed. Just somewhat disappointed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Nah. Let's not soft-pedal our response. Tell them to pump another million barrels a day for the next year. Or else. That will teach 'em.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa encased in a Garden State Parkway Pillar at October 18, 2018 02:50 PM (URwyc)
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Genocide!
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2018 02:51 PM (MIKMs)
Re Kashoggi:
Our response should be to send them a sternly worded letter of reprimand.
Well, maybe not too stern. Just that we're very disappointed in them.
Well, maybe not *very* disappointed. Just somewhat disappointed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Nah. Let's not soft-pedal our response. Tell them to pump another
million barrels a day for the next year. Or else. That will teach 'em.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa encased in a Garden State Parkway Pillar at October 18, 2018 02:50 PM (URwyc)
Hey there!
Posted by: $1Billion in Paletized Cash to Iran! at October 18, 2018 02:51 PM (ymnmz)
Who signed in at the Visitors Log-ee
The Saudis said "glad to see ya!"
Then he got shipped to Korea
Now he's the Beef Bulgogi
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 18, 2018 02:50 PM (hqZPQ)
Not bad for an old fogey!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 02:51 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2018 02:51 PM (kNZrL)
A poor mountineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shootin' at some Jews
and up through the ground came a bubblin' ooze
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 02:51 PM (npQRu)
Our response should be to send them a sternly worded letter of reprimand.
Well, maybe not too stern. Just that we're very disappointed in them.
Well, maybe not *very* disappointed. Just somewhat disappointed.
Posted by: publius
And reiterate in the strongest possible terms, that it's none of our business.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 02:51 PM (hAdu/)
Ironically enough, that's pretty much exactly what we are telling them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 02:45 PM (ujg0T)
........
No worries.
I know the fascist personally masquerading as a Repub. She is actually the commiecrat. Its local.
Some of our dmocrats at the local here in Indiana county level are not looney, but I vote against them anyway to punish for affiliation.
I made exception for liar liar pants on fire local Madame Defarge.
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (npQRu)
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First they raped Blazey Ford; now they've tortured Kashoggi to death. Will Trump stop at nothing?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (+y/Ru)
I need the updated manual. I thought the best care was to rub a little dirt on it. But then again, I'm on the Wet Cardboard Membership Plan.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (6eEQ+)
Mills should be disbarred.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (jxbfJ)
She should be standing at the front of a long line of scumbag government attorneys being forced to relinquish their law licenses.
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (Rr52g)
Kurdish Interrogator: I have harmed this fine man, much as a Jew would
Arabic Interrogator: I will try to stop the flow of his noble life's blood with this bandage
Kurdish Investigator: If only President Trump had not ordered us to question him so fiercely
Arabic Interrogator: Truly, this is the fault of those who will not send Turkey more financial aid.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roger Goodell, the best Commissioner the NFL has ever had. at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (ctuyM)
Good question...one that none of the MSM will ask. As far as they're concerned, this guy was as pure as the driven snow.
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Genocide!
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2018 02:51 PM (MIKMs)
Does anyone out here believe this Kashogi thing is a thing that we should be worked up about, other than Dan Rathe'rs safari vest?
It's so lame on the face that even the MSM should be giving up on it by Sunday Morning. Are they planning to flog this until the Midterms? Cause....Lame.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (ymnmz)
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**squinty eyes**
Posted by: The Doobie Borthers at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)
++++++++++
Someone appointed Progressive activist lawyers to Mueller's team, and there's records somewhere of that.
Someone appointed McCabe, Strzok, Page, etc., to the original Clinton and Trump investigations, and there's records of that.
Someone told Peter Strzok to quickly resolve the Weiner/Huma email problem right before the election (he only reviewed 3,000 out of 350k emails found on Weiner's computer. Shocka: Strzok concluded "nothing to see here.")
Someone knew of Bruce Ohr's involvement in the Dossier fiasco, notwithstanding that Ohr's FBI beat was drug enforcement.
Someone knew about the Bill Clinton/Lynch Tarmac meeting, did nothing about IT, but did go after the protective detail officer that reported it. Records for that exist somewhere as well.
The DOJ and FBI are horrendously corrupt and dishonest. Flat out criminal conduct throughout upper management. With GOP House and Senate investigating intensively for 2 years, both agencies continue to resist all oversight and all investigations, continue to abuse redaction privileges, continue to protect all players involved and continue to apply any accountability to any of it. It's an absolute disgrace of the first order.
And, the FBI and DOJ gambit to run out the clock on the Congressional investigations is about to be wildly successful, because if the Dems win the House, that will put a permanent end to most inquiries, thereby rewarding all of the criminal officials and the people that oversee them.
I blame Paul "Master Cuck" Ryan. A House majority leader with any balls at all would have backed up his committees and would have been firing off subpoenas, holding officials in contempt and otherwise implementing a Congressional power renaissance. But Paul Ryan is a tiny, tiny worthless POS, and has instead focused his time on GAINZZZZ and canapés. What a worthless POS.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: garrett Trump State Dept. Spokesperson at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (Hr3M4)
Well, maybe not too stern. Just that we're very disappointed in them.
Well, maybe not *very* disappointed. Just somewhat disappointed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 02:47 PM (f1Vqw)
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MSM: President Trump, you must blame the Saudi Princess for this and destroy the relationship or else.
Trump: "Or else what?"
MSM: Or else we will be very very angry and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.
Trump: Okay, stand a little bit to the left.
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Titus Justus at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM (k6X1s)
It's not a panic, its a straight up op by the Derp State, MIC jock sniffers, neverTrumpers, GOP warmonger class, et al aimed at the President and looking to blow up the middle east for their own ends.
Bastards all of them.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM (mv+Oj)
So he was actually chopped up, alive? Damn, cutting his head off would have been more humane by comparison.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM (a0IVu)
LMAO!!!
Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM (q177U)
You know who else's body was never found?
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa encased in a Garden State Parkway Pillar at October 18, 2018 02:47 PM (URwyc)
Something that always bugs me is that Jimmy Hoffa was last seen in the Detroit area, but all the jokes about his current resting place mention New Jersey. What's up with that?
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM (tu3iY)
Trump came along and threatens to wreck all that. Hence all the screeching, resistance and outright lawlessness.
Posted by: cool breeze at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (Rr52g)
so a choice between blood curdling screams or the sound of a man being dismembered?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Roger Goodell
It was better than Cats
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddin Head - This Is CNN at October 18, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)
Why aren't these people under arrest and under indictment? I barely got that typed out before laughing.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (pw+jk)
Saudis finally getting shit together and whacking MB Islamist = bad
Posted by: Smaug, pimping for WaPo. at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM (ymnmz)
Not me.
Turks and Saudis fighting each other over killing a Reporter ?
Hell ... I'm hoping it goes to overtime.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (Hr3M4)
Well, according to the Turkish government, at least. So trustworthy and honorable they are, and so much in support of Saudi attempts at reform
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Charlie Sheene at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (xqfqx)
"ABC executives are regretting firing Roseanne Barr so quickly after she made a controversial, racially charged comment on Twitter..."
There is a lot more in the article, but I found this interesting.
Connors debuted to solid ratings...basically same as the last show of the first season.
So for ABC, stronger than expected. And, they did not expect Roseanne debut numbers.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 02:53 PM
No finer choice exists.
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (ctuyM)
Mills should be disbarred.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (jxbfJ)
She should be standing at the front of a long line of scumbag government attorneys being forced to relinquish their law licenses.
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (7xXFn)
What do they do? Snip off their briefs?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (Bk4AL)
Posted by: Vince from SlapChop at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (Hr3M4)
This could be a fun game: Music to dismember a man alive by.
My submission:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZTk1hdpMs
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (f1Vqw)
Pretty sure not even the journalists believe that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (EASlg)
I'm in my second season of not watching the NFL and I'm not missing it a bit. Of course, the quality of the Saturday football this year may have something to do with that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (npQRu)
*switches on Muldoon signal*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (dMvl+)
Whose best friends were Boo Boo and Yogi..
no, wait...
*amplifies Muldoon signal*
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Puddin Head - This Is CNN at October 18, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)
That's what my wife said the moment the story broke.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (59GGI)
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Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Jeb "Almost President" Bush's at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM
Much better humor. Buried in the end zone of the New York teams end zone? So that the punchline is that 'Jimmy Hoffa spends more time there?' That's gold, Jerry.
Believe it or not people who do not live in 'Jersey enjoy poking them in the ribs.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa encased in a Garden State Parkway Pillar at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (URwyc)
why should Americans GAF about some arab dude getting offed? don't care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (d7Ww2)
I imagine the the real test will be episode 3.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (npQRu)
Posted by: Roger Goodell
I'm in my second season of not watching the NFL and I'm not missing
it a bit. Of course, the quality of the Saturday football this year may
have something to do with that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (npQRu)
Ditto. Any football I'm watching is college or H.S. The NFL is dead to me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Bastards all of them.
You're right. I just found it weird that people on tv news were acting as if chopping up people was suddenly the most gruesome, outrageous thing to happen in the ME. Srsly, you've never heard of sharia law?! ISIS? The Taliban? Boko Haram???
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: MAGA at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (zqb1u)
So is the judge actually going to do something to the people who lied to him? You know like throw them in jail?
Yeah, right? Hello? Anybody home in Congress? DOJ?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (bv65J)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (zLDYs)
The ONLY reason the press gives two shits about this is because "journalist". It gives them license to criticise Trump for "allowing" violence agaisnt the press.
If this were an oil shiek, the press would be all "meh".
And lets be clear. Kashoggi-Oh was whacked because we was a subversive Muslim Brotherhood Wahabist trying to destabilize the kingdom.
Not because he was a journalist.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (f1Vqw)
It's fine to be "combative" in issuing your decision, or questioning one side's attorneys.
But, seriously, if you've concluded that career State Dept. people lied in affidavits, the MINIMUM you should do is subpoena them to appear before the court to explain themselves, and then, hold them in contempt of court since that is EXACTLY what they did, and throw them the fuck in jail. These scumbags are not ever going to learn any lesson if they keep getting away with this shit scot free
Posted by: deadrody at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (jsGbO)
I'm pretty sure the Kashoggi murder was caused by a You Tube Video that
disparaged Islam and Trump had something to do it with cuz he likes
dictators and autocrats.
Posted by: Puddin Head - This Is CNN at October 18, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)
Trump watches the Gorilla channel and he gets coded messages from Amy the Congo Gorilla on the Amy Cam from Congo.
Amy want Orangehairman kill bad reporter man. Orangehairman make cash yogi go bye bye.
Orangehairman activate. Amy go nite nite now.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (ymnmz)
we saw Judges sigh Fisa warrants with misinformation and who did a thing about That? 2 years! known, knowns.
Awan flies away after sharing info to who?
I would like to know why WE are always int the sights of the law , They can Find a crime Like the ATTY Cohen if they want to.
But them?
protecting their own.
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (a0IVu)
I brought this up during an ONT a couple of nights ago.
why should Americans GAF about some arab dude getting offed? don't care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (d7Ww2)
Maybe this was asked by someone earlier, but is Kashoggi even a US citzen?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Iowa Bob at October 18, 2018 02:54 PM
Much better humor. Buried in the end zone of the New York teams end zone? So that the punchline is that 'Jimmy Hoffa spends more time there?' That's gold, Jerry.
Believe it or not people who do not live in 'Jersey enjoy poking them in the ribs.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa encased in a Garden State Parkway Pillar at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (URwyc)
Could that not work just as well with respect to the Detroit Lions? When was the Pontiac Silverdome built?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 18, 2018 02:56 PM
Well, who wants to snip off boxers?
Posted by: Shep "Shep" Smith at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (d7Ww2)
The media apparently thinks we need to be outraged becauae he was a member of the media caste.
I couldn't care less.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (J+mig)
Power Line has an interesting question about Kashogi.
Why did the Washington Post hire as a columnist a Saudi who is a pal of Turkey's Erdrogan after getting booted out by the Saudi royal family and who has ties to the Muslim Brotherhood?
Posted by: Anna Puma
They also have a mistake.
He wrote a few articles. That doesn't make him a journalist, a columnist, nor an American citizen.
He was none of those. The entire affair is bullshit to the fucking hilt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
No. Green card holder.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (/tuJf)
was it halal?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (dMvl+)
Plus hardcore Muslims who despise the attempts at reform by the Saudis want to destabilize and even destroy that by ruining US-Arab relations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (dPd5y)
why should Americans GAF about some arab dude getting offed? don't care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (d7Ww2)
The media apparently thinks we need to be outraged becauae he was a member of the media caste.
I couldn't care less.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (J+mig)
I don't either; don't think he is a citizen here is he?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Kashoggi - citizen of KSA, whacked by KSA operatives, on KSA sovereign soil.
IOW, no, he was NOT an American citizen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (hAdu/)
----
Stayin Alive, Stayin Alive....
Ah ow oooo ouch
Stayin alive, Stayin Alive....
Posted by: The BeeGees at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (npQRu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuZTk1hdpMs
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 02:57 PM (f1Vqw)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5X8cn4zzA8
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (jxbfJ)
No.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
tv news were acting as if chopping up people was suddenly the most
gruesome, outrageous thing to happen in the ME. Srsly, you've never
heard of sharia law?! ISIS? The Taliban? Boko Haram???
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (W+vEI)
Whenever the press, in unison, screams you need to care greatly about this one thing and Trump needs to start a war over it. My first thought is eat a BOD.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (iSh8b)
I need the updated manual. I thought the best care was to rub a little dirt on it. But then again, I'm on the Wet Cardboard Membership Plan.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 18, 2018 02:52 PM (6eEQ+)
They don't have dirt in Saudi Arabia. Just sand. So the next best method for wound care is to start cutting off limbs until you reach the one with the wound. And then cut another couple off just to be sure you got everything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (MQscF)
The only thought more depressing than getting dismembered alive would be
getting dismembered alive while listening to The Wreck of the Edmund
Fitzgerald.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
Could have been "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (jxbfJ)
Foreign government executes foreigner in foreign land.
news @ 11
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (npQRu)
The story of Obama.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
or "Careless Whisper"
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (UnA8+)
IIRC, he had a green card and was a US resident since 2015 (assume that means Obama admin issued it) and planned on staying in US.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (W+vEI)
266 Maybe this was asked by someone earlier, but is Kashoggi even a US citzen?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (jxbfJ)
No.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
Well, what do you know. My GAF meter just registered a 0.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (npQRu)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)
And they're particularly afraid of Mohammed bin Salman because he's a reformer.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
or "Careless Whisper"
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Or "Dragostea Din Tei".
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM
James Taylor.
Posted by: Parisians at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (ctuyM)
>>>>This could be a fun game: Music to dismember a man alive by.
Afternoon Delight?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (W+vEI)
Muskrat Love?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (ymnmz)
============
Yep. They hate Trump that much they'd have us go to war. Reminds me of Bill Maher wishing for a recession so they could get rid of Trump.
Selfish, evil people who do not care about the country or the citizens. Sickening.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (VIWDj)
Plus hardcore Muslims who despise the attempts at reform by the Saudis want to destabilize and even destroy that by ruining US-Arab relations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)
They all have to go back.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (iSh8b)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 02:59 PM (W+vEI)
Really liked A Whiter Shade of Pale.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (fiGNd)
Moonshadow by Cat Stevens
and if I ever lose my hands
lose my plough, lose my land
oh, if I ever lose my hands
...
and if I ever lose my legs
I won't moan and I won't beg
if I ever lose my legs
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (dMvl+)
Because I sure as hell won't make a peasant Pay more for little than these schmucks that got people killed.
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (dPd5y)
Gee... Is Kashoggi even a US citizen??
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (Hr3M4)
Eno: Ambient 1 - Music For Airports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNwYtllyt3Q
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (MQscF)
tv news were acting as if chopping up people was suddenly the most gruesome, outrageous thing to happen in the ME.
Srsly, you've never heard of sharia law?! ISIS? The Taliban? Boko Haram???
Posted by: Lizzy
Daniel Perl was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
or "Careless Whisper"
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Shannon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (npQRu)
The only thought more depressing than getting dismembered alive would be
getting dismembered alive while listening to The Wreck of the Edmund
Fitzgerald.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
"The legends were born from the Prophets on down,
Of the big gang they call the Wahabbis...."
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
'Sundown' would also be a bad choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (ycWCI)
-
I liked how Roseanne's co-stars betrayed her in a split second in favor of some sweet, sweet Hollywood paychecks.
And I liked John Goodman.
Posted by: Jeb at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Assuming it even happened.
Look, the Saudi government is scum and they do terrible stuff regularly. Large swaths of it support the worst kind of Islamic radicalism and terrorism. If they killed this guy, I wouldn't exactly be surprised (although the Turkish account sounds pretty unlikely).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (39g3+)
The media should investigate the Khashoggi matter directly, being as
they are so brave and all. Pompous blowdried imbecile can shriek
questions at the powerful in the Middle East.
=====
LOL. (and scared the dogs and toddlers)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM
Cut. Jib. Newsletter?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (Hr3M4)
The Mexicans are killing an average of 10 journalists a year.
Just noting.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:03 PM (npQRu)
Yeah but are the chopping them up? (Crosses arms and smiles smugly)
Oh wait...
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (ymnmz)
>>>>This could be a fun game: Music to dismember a man alive by.
I Fall to Pieces by Patsy Cline
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (EASlg)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (dPd5y)
music to dismember by:
------
sooooooo...... we dont get tooled again!!
Dont get tooooooled again.
Posted by: The Who at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (8XRCm)
Who woke up one day feeling groggy
He looked down with a start
And saw his own heart
Then said "I ain't got no body."
Yeah, that sucked.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (tVWQB)
Could be worse - he could be listening to 'It's a small world after all' on an endless loop.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (a0IVu)
Holder and Obama went after the IGs as one of the first things they did when taking office for an obvious reason.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:48 PM (/tuJf)
--------
Not sure why, the IG in the DoJ has so far done a piss poor job.
Posted by: MAGA at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (zqb1u)
Afternoon Delight?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (W+vEI)
Muskrat Love?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Disco Duck.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (hAdu/)
is the freedom to choose who you wish to date and procreate with.
They seem very alarmed about 'sexual racism' and the fact that white people on dating apps like Tinder etc.
seem to be biased towards connecting with other white people.
But never fear... they see that as a temporary 'bug' that will be addressed.
http://tinyurl.com/y8c9n4ap
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (boNFp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:55 PM (39g3+)
LMFAO
your ratio of awesome posts to posts that piss me off has improved tenfold, and you are quickly becoming a favorite.
Posted by: ... at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (dSrQm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 02:58 PM (d7Ww2)
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We shouldn't. None of our phuching business.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr3M4)
Yeah I decided that about 4 years ago: nobody anywhere gets convicted on my vote unless its a direct crime against a fellow citizen. You didn't pay your taxes? Good for you. Fraud against an insurance company? Share the wealth. Robbed a bank? Next time wear a better mask.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (39g3+)
>>>>This could be a fun game: Music to dismember a man alive by.
Instead of "Rock Rock Till You Drop" from Def Leppard it could be "Chop Chop till you Drop".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (jxbfJ)
One of the only countries to go on record refusing to go along with the ban is Turkey.
This says nothing about the Turks, Russians and Iranians fighting against the GCC led by the Saudis and the US against Assad in Syria.
Turkey is trying to drive a wedge between the US and the Saudis and our idiot media is assisting them.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (a0IVu)
That would make somebody dismember another person
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
or "Careless Whisper"
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Shannon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (npQRu)
dude. you just freaked me out. my name is *SHANNON
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (d7Ww2)
*pours one on the ground for D-Lamp - gone, but not forgotten*
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Donny 2 Scoops at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Bert G at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (uiwCw)
Because I sure as hell won't make a peasant Pay more for little than these schmucks that got people killed.
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (dPd5y)
--------
I'm on that boat.
Posted by: MAGA at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (zqb1u)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (AzW6q)
So..... I hear they cut off all of Kashoggis left handed body parts.
He's going to recover...... he's all right now.
*rimshot*
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (8XRCm)
Or, if ambient isn't your thing you can go with:
Eno - Blank Frank (Here Come The Warm Jets)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csqyPCSXYQg
Blank Frank is the messenger of your doom and your destruction
Yes, he is the one who will set you up as nothing
And he is one who will look at you sideways
His particular skill is leaving bombs in people's driveways.
Blank Frank has a memory that's as cold as an iceberg
The only time he speaks is in incomprehensible proverbs
Blank Frank is the siren, he's the air-raid, he's the crater
He's on the menu, on the table, he's the knife and he's the waiter
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (Hr3M4)
Def Leppard - "Pour Some Phenol on Me"
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (AURKQ)
is the freedom to choose who you wish to date and procreate with.
They seem very alarmed about 'sexual racism' and the fact that white people on dating apps like Tinder etc.
seem to be biased towards connecting with other white people.
But never fear... they see that as a temporary 'bug' that will be addressed.
http://tinyurl.com/y8c9n4ap
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (KvRqW)
And just think, the other day they accused White men of having an Asian fetish because they didn't want to deal with White Leftist bitches. It's hard to keep up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 03:08 PM (AURKQ)
Past experience says no.
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 03:08 PM (4HMW8)
I Fall to Pieces by Patsy Cline
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (jxbfJ)
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Cuts like a knife. Brian Adams
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2018 03:08 PM (G0vdT)
"ABC executives are regretting firing Roseanne Barr so quickly after she
made a controversial, racially charged comment on Twitter..."
-
I liked how Roseanne's co-stars betrayed her in a split second in favor of some sweet, sweet Hollywood paychecks.
And I liked John Goodman.
Posted by: Jeb at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Saw 30 seconds of the show on TV....what a wreck. I suppose droning lefty talking points for 1/2 an hour is gonna be a hit.
They killed Roseanne character by having her take an opioid overdose after discovering she had been raped by Kavanaugh, after finding out in a recovered memory therapy and Dan wouldn't believer her and Darlene went to the funeral in a handmaiden costume.
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at October 18, 2018 03:08 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 03:08 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (/tuJf)
King Barry did love wrapping his lips around Erdogan's penis, after all.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 03:08 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (ymnmz)
Don't think that's gonna work, toots.
As to the topic at hand - we pretty much all knew State was lying their asses off and granting immunity like it was a sweepstakes prize.
It's just that none of us thought, while it was happening, that President Felonious von Pantsuit would do anything other than cover it, with a pillow, until it finally stopped kicking.
Sucks for all of "them" that Felonious lost, eh?
Posted by: DocJ at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (NYS7S)
Afternoon Delight?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (W+vEI)
Muskrat Love?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Disco Duck.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (hAdu/)
Don't worry, be happy....
/spit
Posted by: Don Quixote, looking for Dulcinea at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
or "Careless Whisper"
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Shannon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (npQRu)
dude. you just freaked me out. my name is *SHANNON
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (d7Ww2)
"...she always loved to swim and play...."
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (IUFR3)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (dPd5y)
https://tinyurl.com/E-Prince-Breitbart-re-Laptop
The NYPD has everything. And the criminality contained therein would shock the nation.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Scoggy Harry at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Lefty Jackass at October 18, 2018 03:08 PM (ymnmz)
LOL
That was beautiful.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (dPd5y)
'I will be right here waiting for you.'
-Richard Marx
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (W+vEI)
Muskrat Love?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Disco Duck.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (hAdu/)
Don't worry, be happy....
/spit
Posted by: Don Quixote
Puff the Magic Dragon
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (kNZrL)
--------
I Can't Decide (Whether You Should Live Or Die) by the Scissor Sisters would be good.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (IUFR3)
is the freedom to choose who you wish to date and procreate with.
They seem very alarmed about 'sexual racism' and the fact that white people on dating apps like Tinder etc.
seem to be biased towards connecting with other white people.
But never fear... they see that as a temporary 'bug' that will be addressed.
http://tinyurl.com/y8c9n4ap
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (KvRqW)
We already knew that, when they started whining about how normies wouldn't fuck trannies.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (tVWQB)
>>>>This could be a fun game: Music to dismember a man alive by.
Instead of "Rock Rock Till You Drop" from Def Leppard it could be "Chop Chop till you Drop".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (jxbfJ)
IIRC, Def Leppard is the first band to have amputee musicians?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (ujg0T)
Who liked to light up a fat stogie
He slipped with his cutter
And said with a stutter
Now nobody can actually blow me!
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (jxbfJ)
Take another little piece of my heart now, baby!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head - This Is CNN at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: ROLLINS BAND at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (a0IVu)
Don't laugh - that happened to me. Was with the family on our first trip to DW back about 15-years ago and that ride broke down and left us stuck there - for 25-minutes - with that song playing. They finally stopped the song and turned-on the lights when people started swearing at full voice.
I still can't go on that ride ever again.
Posted by: DocJ at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (NYS7S)
https://youtu.be/94nDCm4NqIA
Posted by: Bert G at October 18, 2018 03:07 PM (uiwCw)
tried to watch, ad came on for MARIA FUCKING CANT(DO ANYTHING)WELL.
DIAF
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (ujg0T)
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Ill take "What has nine arms and still sucks" for a true Daily Double, Alex.
Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (8XRCm)
271 The only thought more depressing than getting dismembered alive would be getting dismembered alive while listening to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Or "It's a Small World"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (BWL+E)
is the freedom to choose who you wish to date and procreate with.
They seem very alarmed about 'sexual racism' and the fact that white people on dating apps like Tinder etc.
seem to be biased towards connecting with other white people.
But never fear... they see that as a temporary 'bug' that will be addressed.
http://tinyurl.com/y8c9n4ap
Posted by: McCool at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (KvRqW)
I've noticed that advertisements, which strive to represent regular people, portray mostly interracial relationships.
Now, I have nothing against interracial relationships. But it seems weird to have them so hugely over represented like that.
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 03:12 PM (4YsU2)
I despise this man.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2018 03:12 PM (hECVl)
They killed Roseanne character by having her take an opioid overdose
after discovering she had been raped by Kavanaugh, after finding out in a
recovered memory therapy and Dan wouldn't believer her and Darlene went
to the funeral in a handmaiden costume.
At the funeral Dan will come out of the closet ala John Lithgow in World According to Garp and demand to be called Danielle. And everyone has an orgy in front of the closed casket to accept the new Danielle.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 18, 2018 03:12 PM (EASlg)
Chop, Chop, Chop - Alice Cooper
A little too on the noise for some, I'd guess, but subtlety can be overrated.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2018 03:13 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 03:01 PM (W+vEI)
Muskrat Love?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
Disco Duck.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 03:05 PM (hAdu/)
Don't worry, be happy....
/spit
Posted by: Don Quixote
Puff the Magic Dragon
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 03:10 PM (hAdu/)
Afternoon Delight.
Yes, I know it is already listed but I really hate that song.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 18, 2018 03:13 PM (T71PA)
Of the big gang they call the Wahabbis...." Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (ujg0T)
=====
Good one.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2018 03:13 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Don Quixote, looking for Dulcinea at October 18, 2018 03:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM (IUFR3)
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Usually, but this is the Clintons. They have pissed off plenty of Judges and still walk free.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 03:13 PM (I16G8)
Now, I have nothing against interracial relationships. But it seems weird to have them so hugely over represented like that.
Its sort of like selling halal/kosher. If you don't there is a segment of the country that won't buy your food, but most people never look for the circle K.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 18, 2018 03:13 PM (boNFp)
Posted by: Puddin Head - This Is CNN at October 18, 2018 03:11 PM (2LelM)
.........
Enemies of the State.
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 03:13 PM (4YsU2)
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 03:14 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 18, 2018 03:00 PM (fiGNd)
or "Careless Whisper"
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Shannon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:04 PM (npQRu)
dude. you just freaked me out. my name is *SHANNON
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 03:06 PM (d7Ww2)
We are all Shannon's.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 18, 2018 03:14 PM (iqX2J)
Posted by: Elizabeth Wahabi at October 18, 2018 03:14 PM (npQRu)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 03:15 PM (4YsU2)
#bringbacktheKashoggi
Posted by: willow at October 18, 2018 03:15 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Smaug at October 18, 2018 03:15 PM (4YsU2)
It's an attempt by Turkey and the Muslim Brotherhood to discredit
Mohammed bin Salman, in the hopes of replacing him with a hardliner
before he purges every rat from SA's political hierarchy.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 18, 2018 03:09 PM
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It has to be. The problem I have is why liberals are all over this saying KSA killed a journalist and Trump needs to punish them for it. It's not like Edorgan in Turkey hasn't jailed and "disappeared" dozens and possibly hundreds of journalists.
The whole thing stinks on ice.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 18, 2018 03:15 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood at October 18, 2018 03:16 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 18, 2018 03:17 PM (mB4El)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2018 03:17 PM (npQRu)
out...again
Posted by: creeper at October 18, 2018 03:18 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2018 03:21 PM (zLDYs)
R but...Where in the fuck is the Rule of Law?Oh, I forgot. James Comey ate it.
And we're on the verge of losing Congress?????
The enemy is inside the wire. We've been overrun.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 18, 2018 03:21 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 18, 2018 03:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Flatville Bill at October 18, 2018 03:25 PM (rJN3l)
I like *finally* as in long-overdue. Used in sentence: Trump FINALLY got pissed-off and formed a task force of 500 US Marshals who FINALLY started swearing out arrest warrants for dozens of Obama Judges clearly guilty of corruption, and worked their way down through US Attorneys and DAs. Force was authorized if any resistance was encountered.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 18, 2018 03:26 PM (In2xl)
All of Me
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 18, 2018 03:26 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: browndog at October 18, 2018 03:28 PM (bGMOs)
Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2018 03:34 PM (Y274z)
dude. you just freaked me out. my name is *SHANNON
Posted by: nurse ratched
__________________
Yeah,, we know...
Posted by: Bob from NSA at October 18, 2018 04:04 PM (/Hopc)
Posted by: physics geek at October 18, 2018 05:03 PM (huQJB)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 18, 2018 02:37 PM (mf5HN)
The Horde After Dark started a bit early today.
Posted by: physics geek at October 18, 2018 05:05 PM (huQJB)
Posted by: rtw at October 18, 2018 05:32 PM (032kX)
Posted by: Greg Q at October 18, 2018 05:55 PM (ZA0d5)
And there should be LARGE awards from the lawsuits (hell, it should be a class action on the part of every single citizen, at, say, $10 apiece).
Posted by: GWB at October 18, 2018 10:32 PM (CVc6J)
Posted by: Picky at October 19, 2018 04:32 AM (kX4t1)
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