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Open Thread
At Disneyland today with Senator Elizabeth Warren pic.twitter.com/37rvaSOVGl
— Jason Chaffetz (@jasoninthehouse) October 18, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: HH at October 18, 2018 01:02 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 18, 2018 01:03 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2018 01:03 PM (9Esf4)
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Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 18, 2018 01:03 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 18, 2018 01:03 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 01:04 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 18, 2018 01:04 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2018 01:04 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 18, 2018 01:05 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 18, 2018 01:05 PM (9HuGt)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:05 PM (dcrHw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:06 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:06 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 18, 2018 01:06 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: HH at October 18, 2018 01:07 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2018 01:07 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 18, 2018 01:07 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 01:07 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 18, 2018 01:07 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Revenant at October 18, 2018 01:07 PM (NUNXH)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:05 PM (dcrHw)
It's possible, but I feel the same way now I did going in to the 2016 election -- no outcome would shock me, whether thats R's holding, R's picking up seats, R's losing a few seats, but still holding majority (which is my guess, if I had to guess), D's picking up, or "Blue Wave"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:07 PM (GBteo)
Not to worry. I'm going to build a wall..... In my garden.
Posted by: K. McCarthy at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (nBr1j)
Is there any problem that Trump can't solve?
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (AzW6q)
Then shockingly, the polls tighten considerably the last few weeks before the election, and whatever happens happens.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
From what I've heard here, Republicans during the midyear cycle lose 11 seats. The current margin is greater than that, and things are not trending toward the Dems.
They will likely lose seats, but narrowly keep the House. And all theRed state Dem senators are all in some degree of trouble.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (tqyrn)
Look at the bright side: you prolly won't get sick around the Holidays, so there's that.
Get better soon, Ace. We'll see what we can do to amuse ourselves. Oh, and, um, where did you leave the keys to the liquor cabinet?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (d7Ww2)
It's very popular, and frequently you have to wait in long lines for it. Yep, it's a great big...
Wait for it...
Pho queue.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)
Trump effect.
LOVE it.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (eAZVt)
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Worse case they take the House and we win at least four more Senate Seats. Then Nancy busies herself feathering her donors nest at taxpayers expense and hosts endless investigations while Trump and the Senate run the country. Pretty simple. I would imagine that the wall funding will pass before Nancy's arrival and we spend two years hearing the lamentations of the wimmenz.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (NF7WJ)
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Man - you need to send the guy a box of Starbursts. Sounds like your SIL's a real hag.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (/tuJf)
You never hear anyone complain about the 'old ways' of curing the flu like leeches or bloodletting.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: El Kabong at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:08 PM (AzW6q)
There's only so many times a man can jack off a day.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (d7Ww2)
https://tinyurl.com/yajbq2ad
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (a0IVu)
Threadwinnah!!
But seriously, park that furball carcass in bed and up your intake of fluids and chicken noodle soup. Healthy ace is best ace.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (fA1SL)
That is horribe
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (a0IVu)
It will be less than 10 seat majority for the GOP
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (m4Hys)
Posted by: Fauxcohontas at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (Hr3M4)
Actually, yeah, I'd go with that.
Sorry, ace. They have medication now, just ask Charlie Sheen!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (8/qQT)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (URwyc)
IT'S FUNNY BRCAUSE THEY WERE OFTEN TOO DEAD TO COMPLAIN.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (o4fG0)
https://tinyurl.com/yajbq2ad
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (fA1SL)
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Article says it happened in an area controlled by US-backed forces.
Too bad. The Russians would handle this by just raiding the bastards and letting the chips fall where they fall.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (mCMQ5)
Per your request for a link this morning about the Creepy Porn Lawyer's involvement with the SAR leak, here you go.
https://tinyurl.com/yb3yvzjg
Bear in mind when you read that Mayflower called herself a "whistleblower" when she was arrested yesterday.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (/tuJf)
https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/10/republicans-may-flip-
minnesota-democrat-district-after-dccc-pulls-funding/
I have said it before, will say it again. Regardless of outcome, juat about nothing is set up for the Dems to have a blue wave. Even the GOP going full defeat cucking would only make even more room for Trump. And multiple members of the surrender caucus are either gone or in the ground.
Posted by: trev006 at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (qbU78)
Nah, he's on Fox News now, no longer has to worry about constituents, donors.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 18, 2018 01:13 PM (m4Hys)
Former FBI Director James Comey donated the maximum legal amount to Democratic candidate Jennifer Wexton as she campaigns to unseat vulnerable Virginia Rep. Barbara Comstock (R) in November.
The former FBI head has traditionally donated to Republican campaigns, including Mitt Romney's 2012 presidential campaign and John McCain's presidential campaign in 2008.
A man of his convictions needs a few convictions.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2018 01:13 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2018 01:13 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2018 01:12 PM (8/qQT)
He doesn't want to take away D's talking points about collusion, since we all know that there is nothing there.
It would undoubtedly be a talking point for R's if Trump is completely exonerated.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:13 PM (GBteo)
Yup... I called that yesterday
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2018 01:13 PM (O2RFr)
I guess they're conceding the election to Levin, a Soros acolyte.
Christ, how I hate this state.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 01:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
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it's like asking how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (NF7WJ)
Why don't the Marines capture 1,000 ISIS fighters and threaten to drown them in molten lard ten at a time until our demands are met?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Mike at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (c056A)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (FQKBL)
Pho King on East Parmer, ftw, however.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: FDR's TV at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (nS9If)
Posted by: retropox at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (woXpk)
Mitt, they don't like you. They'll never like you. They'll pretend to like you if you are useful to them for attacking conservatives. Stop trying to please them.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (kG5hP)
Mixed with vodka.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2018 01:13 PM (1ISKN)
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Ah, the old Li'l Wayne Special. At least when they put you in the medically-induced coma, you sleep through the worst of the flu.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (T4oHT)
You'll be fine, bud!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (GBteo)
Yup... I called that yesterday
Posted by: It's me donna at October 18, 2018 01:13 PM (O2RFr)
well, in so far as "kazoo-blower" isn't technically a word yet....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (NF7WJ)
Three.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (MQscF)
https://tinyurl.com/yb3yvzjg
- - - -
Thanks!!
"Whistleblower," eh? She's blowing something, but not likely a whistle. Saw her mugshot - what a peach!
I saw that Sundance and others are archiving Buzzfeed's Jason Leopold's articles and tweets to ID which articles he published with her leaked info. Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (W+vEI)
_________________________________-
We can make you a quilt and blame Republicans!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (vbJig)
Well this is shocking. Putin talks about ISIS terrorists in Syria in the middle of his client state Turkey trying to drive a wedge between the US and Saudi Arabia.
What a coincidence.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (Hr3M4)
Trump effect.
LOVE it.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (W+vEI)
The man truly breaks trail.
What do you call that again? Oh yeah. Leadership.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (YqDXo)
And hydrate. That's not a joke.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (39g3+)
is not influenza.
retropox, PhD, Microbiology
(really)
Posted by: retropox at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (woXpk)
remember that episode of always sunny where the gang thought they had the flu, but really they were just going through alcohol withdrawals?
...hmmmm....
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
You'll pull it off somehow.
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (7HtZB)
Is there any problem that Trump can't solve?
________________
I told you I'd make your life better in every way! Bigly!
Posted by: The Donald at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (fqUgw)
I guess they're conceding the election to Levin, a Soros acolyte.
The recruiting committee for 2020 will meet behind the dumpster....where we just placed the graduating class of 2018.
Why are you looking at us like we're stupid?
Posted by: CA GOP at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: West at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (7Fa8Y)
I am just glad that she can't be taken seriously as a presidential candidate, and not just because of her policies. She is a caricature of the white, upper middle class feminist, whining about being oppressed.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (+lVUW)
Well this is shocking. Putin talks about ISIS terrorists in Syria in the middle of his client state Turkey trying to drive a wedge between the US and Saudi Arabia.
What a coincidence.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:15 PM (/tuJf)
The man knows how to play The Great Game.
Hopefully Trump does too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (bcbK8)
is not influenza.
retropox, PhD, Microbiology
(really)
Posted by: retropox at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (woXpk)
Of course it isn't. It's in-and-out-fluenza.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (MQscF)
You'll be fine, bud!
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Its bourbon with a beer back and then the cigs. At some point you feel good.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (Hr3M4)
--- Nurse Practitioner who doesn't like to prescribe anti-biotics
Take care of yourself, Ace!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (W+vEI)
That's what I thought... There are no good Asian restaurants in South town. I do miss the food from living up north. Well, there is that place on William Cannon near Mopac, it's not horrible....
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (kufk0)
I've sort of resigned myself that the house is going dem. As long as we
keep the Senate get a few more judges confirmed good enough. I mean it's
not like Trump's agenda was accelerating under Paul Ryan anyway so
effectively I'm not sure much changes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:05 PM (dcrHw)
Don't believe anything you hear from the MFM and don't believe ANY poll. They are all shit.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (T4oHT)
You'll be fine, bud!
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Its bourbon with a beer back and then the cigs. At some point you feel good.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (2LelM)
Good point. I forgot about the sinuses.
Yes, ace, Puddin Head is right -- you need to start with bourbon. Just a medicinal dosage, mind you.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (GBteo)
That's some decent trolling by Chaffetz. I'll still never forgive him for not taking Cecile Richards and the whole abortion industry down when he had the chance at the Capital Hill hearings a few years back.
He had a giant video screen and the nation's pretty-much-full attention. He could've shown one or two slides of the results of her work which would've prolly shocked the nation like never before and would've resulted in legislation to outlaw abortion the next day. But alas and much to the regret of those innocents who have lost their lives since, he failed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (HaL55)
As far as the wall goes, whatever happened to Trump getting the army corp of engineers to build it? That sort of came and went never to be heard from again.
And yeah it is weird to have sen pickups while losing house seats, but the sen map is extremely favorable to the gop this year.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (O0MiR)
Toomah.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (/tuJf)
Bad batch of hobo jerky.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
You'll pull it off somehow.
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (7HtZB)
There's always another spurt of energy to be found if your heart's in it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Fauxcohontas at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+)
That photo is Miz Warren's historical legacy. I hope she's happy.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 18, 2018 01:17 PM (GBteo)
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Wild Turkey 101. It'll cure what ails you. And don't forget the PCP.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Revenant at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (NUNXH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)
I am going to miss Chaffetz and Hatch after all, who knew? GOP in Utah troll best after they decide to retire apparently.
Keep up the Lieawatha mockery! Mockery is to the Democrats what sunlight is to vampires, what water is to Oz witches, etc. Would love to see her political ambitions melt under it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 18, 2018 01:18 PM (hvf9s)
>>Hopefully Trump does too.
I've been waiting for something like this to drop since hearing about Kashoggi and I'm reasonably certain Trump is a hell of a lot smarter than I am.
Erdogan has imprisoned and tortured more reporters than any country on the planet. He doesn't give a damn about reporters. He cares about power.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
tell that to my 17yo son
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)
"flu" that comes and goes, and flares,
is not influenza.
Posted by: retropox at October 18, 2018 01:14 PM (woXpk)
===================First thing I thought. Get to a doctor, Ace. It may not be the flu at all.
Get better, dammit!!
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
You'll pull it off somehow.
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (7HtZB)
There's always another spurt of energy to be found if your heart's in it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
Masturbation is a flailing industry
Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Hr3M4)
Looks like human biology didn't take...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (NWiLs)
Get a giant order or two of that shit.
Posted by: garrett"
Good choice. Also, if Ace has a friend with a Costco membership, consider having them pickup their homemade chicken noodle soup is back for the season. Made with their rotisserie chickens and lots of veggies. It is amazing
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (NF7WJ)
midyear cycle lose 11 seats. The current margin is greater than that,
and things are not trending toward the Dems.
They will likely lose seats, but narrowly keep the House. And all theRed state Dem senators are all in some degree of trouble.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 18, 2018 01:09 PM (tqyrn)
I find it extremely depressing that losing the House is even an issue. It shows me how far gone the country is with 1/2 its citizens literally wanting open criminality and dissolution of the country.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (ErJlX)
I sure do wish PDT would let us take a peek at Tesla's notes. Legend has it that all his work was essentially confiscated by the government when he died. I'm certain that it'd be pretty interesting, he was a smart man.
There could even be something marketable in there, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Electric cars!
Oh. Wait.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Hr3M4)
Ahh, Sticky Hand Luke. Great movie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
tell that to my 17yo son
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)
He's just trying to find his limit.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)
It seems that Trump is the only one on our side that knows how to go for the kill, and how not to give up until the job is done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: The Paolo at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (NF7WJ)
Of course it isn't. It's in-and-out-fluenza.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (MQscF)
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And trust me, you don't want that animal style!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (8/qQT)
Posted by: Insomniac
You'll pull it off somehow.
Posted by: josephistan
Bear down and dig deep.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (c07y/)
Hopefully Trump does too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:16 PM (bcbK
We'll know that PDT is ready to Ball with the God-Gangster when CNN finds itself with Novichok in its water supply.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (7HtZB)
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Awesome and kind of amazing.
Do you think people like Chaffetz or Hatch would be kidding about Warren in the pre-Trump era?
Hey, wait. We KNOW they wouldn't because she was there making her absurd claims before he was in the picture and...... nothing.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (Rxduq)
Turns out the teacher was back from having a brain tumor removed.
It was awkward.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: x at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Dragline at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (vbJig)
People didn't vote in Trump then sit at home watching the Kavanaugh hearing and figured what can I do.
People do vote for their #1 concern, their pocketbook. Someone wrote this morning a union supported sign saying vote for the Republican.
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (T4oHT)
Erdogan has imprisoned and tortured more reporters than any country on the planet. He doesn't give a damn about reporters. He cares about power.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (/tuJf)
There's that projection again.
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (xjiRE)
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The same routine as always - Republicans always "surge" at T-2 weeks. It's pollster code for "we don't have a fucking clue what is going to happen, and we need to point to some late-stage credibility-salvaging data next year, so we can keep being paid for our worthless non-jobs."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (AzW6q)
There could even be something marketable in there, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Electric cars!
Oh. Wait.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (hAdu/)
A genuine bona fide electrified six-car monorail!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (7AQC5)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (/qEW2)
I don't pity the morons. I think some of them are a little "out there" and some of them "way out there.'
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 01:22 PM (AllCR)
No man can jack off 50 eggs!
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Hr3M4)
Surely you must be yoking
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 18, 2018 01:22 PM (TAmPV)
Ex-Congressman now full time Fox contributor.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2018 01:22 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:22 PM (2LelM)
I've sort of resigned myself that the house is going dem. As long as we
keep the Senate get a few more judges confirmed good enough. I mean it's
not like Trump's agenda was accelerating under Paul Ryan anyway so
effectively I'm not sure much changes.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:05 PM (dcrHw)
Don't believe anything you hear from the MFM and don't believe ANY poll. They are all shit.
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Me too, Vic. The polls are biased and a lot of the MFM's coverage smells of desperation. Trump's election support has not changed much; it's the Democrats that are hemorraghing voters.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 01:22 PM (pFljN)
Unfuckingbelievable.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (ErJlX)
Apparently, the Left really thinks that Single-Payer is the winning issue for the midterms, and have been pushing out polls saying that that's the big issue driving turnout, and that nobody cares about Immigration anymore.
We'll see, I guess.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (UnA8+)
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How the 'ettes must pity us
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (NF7WJ)
It's just plain unfair that chicks can rub one out just about anytime and anywhere.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Orson at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (KD9FD)
There is no historical data for when the president is above 50%.
It's either below 45 (losses) or above 60 (gains).
There is no unpopular legislation passed or considered by Congress-- the motive for the losses in ALL of the last 20 years where the president's party lost seats.
Trump did not ride into 2016 on a wave-- leaving no seats that were upset losses to the R in 2016.
Democrats do not have a popular platform to run on.
In short, the only damned reason anyone is saying the Dems will flip 18 seats is ... nothing.
They don't have a president under 45%.
They don't have a deeply unpopular war or legislation (Obamacare/NAFTA)
They don't have a bunch of freshmen Rs in blue districts.
They have "we just need 18 seats and we'll be in control. "
Right.
And I just need a million dollars and I'll be a millionaire.
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (TN1P5)
Unfuckingbelievable."
It also shows that the GOP had a lot of democrat-lite candidates who never supported actual conservative ideas, and who are walking away leaving a shambles of a local party organization in their place. That's a big part of why the GOP has been so awful at recruiting candidates - no excuse for them to have done as bad a job in the past as they've done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)
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Cool Hand Luke can!
Posted by: Dragline at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (vbJig)
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what we have here is....failure to re-masturbate
Posted by: Warden at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (NF7WJ)
Rubbish. Now exscuse me while I go shave my palms.
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (OD2ni)
There could even be something marketable in there, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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Patent for Electrically Operated Lubricated Robot Hand
Posted by: Sphynx at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (rXie1)
He survives on nothing but undercooked Hobo and the occasional tryst with a pile of refuse.
All things considered, he is the picture of good health.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: x at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (nFwvY)
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They think that's what they want.
The reality of it will be somewhat....different.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (vg8iE)
What do you mean we can't say that on the air?
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (dZe7J)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (+lVUW)
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How the 'ettes must pity us
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (NF7WJ)
It's just plain unfair that chicks can rub one out just about anytime and anywhere.
Posted by: Insomniac
Moments like these choke me up. I mean that.
Posted by: The Chicken at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
tell that to my 17yo son
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)
He's just trying to find his limit.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:20 PM (NWiLs)
ugh. all the stiff socks are clogging up the washing machine
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Weiner/Holder 2020!
Fast and Furious... In my pants!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (AURKQ)
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Schmaltz and bourbon. You're playing to my Jewish hillbilly preferences.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (Hr3M4)
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Whistle-blowers are supposed to be exposing criminal or other corruption in their own agency.
This cow was releasing confidential financial files of former Trump associates.
The stuff she leaked had nothing to do with crimes or corruption in her agency, or even crimes by Trump. She was just trying to embarrass Trump, which isn't a legit basis for claiming whistle-blower status.
Posted by: The Donald at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Hr3M4)
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maybe if he's in Solitary
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (+lVUW)
I'd rather be sick.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: sarahW at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (g1vnC)
The gop in general appears to be doing poorly in Pennsylvania, not sure of the exact reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (Kpl3J)
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Cool Hand Luke can!
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You have to rub Luke's belly to get it done. Not that that's gay or anything.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (2LelM)
Fish and visitors stink after three days.
Posted by: bonhomme franklin at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Get a pallet of Kleenex from Costco.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 01:22 PM (AllCR)
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What is the difference between 6 and 9 inches? Alex
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:26 PM (NF7WJ)
191 However, when I get a head cold I go to a Chinese restaurant and get 1 quart each of hot and sour soup, wonton soup, and egg drop soup. That's all I eat.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2018 01:24 PM (+lVUW)
I'd rather be sick.
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I get a quart of Hot and Sour Soup as soon as I start feeling squirrelly. Works like magic.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)
And before people accuse me of being an eeyor or troll or whatever, just stop. I don't trust polls much either, but I trust what people do with money. If the race for my district weren't tight neither side would be blowing millions on it. As always, follow the money and it will tell you what is truly going on.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:26 PM (ClJQG)
And that's why the Real Prize that Reality Winner won was a nice stay in Club Fed, where she is now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Hr3M4)
What's the Cherokee for 'mendacious crapweasel'?
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (6LD/i)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:26 PM (NF7WJ)
... are you guys selling Penis Mightiers?
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (AURKQ)
Apparently, the Left really thinks that Single-Payer is the winning issue for the midterms, and have been pushing out polls saying that that's the big issue driving turnout, and that nobody cares about Immigration anymore.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 01:23 PM (UnA8+)
As far as I can tell, they're not even calling it single-payer any more. The new phrase I keep hearing is "Medicaid for All". Do these idiots actually think it would be a good thing if we all had the same level of medical care as the poorest of the poor?
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (xjiRE)
@realdonaldtrump 10:48 AM - Oct 11, 2016
Posted by: ... at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (zT+vO)
We're gonna need a ruling.
Where's Pete?
And I thought the ONT was bad.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (T71PA)
https://tinyurl.com/y9t7h7uo
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That is what I was saying earlier. The Democrats are faltering, and the MFM is desperate to avoid saying Trump won more. No one here give up, get out there and vote, or send in the absentee ballot. Give Trump his clear majority in the House and a solid Senate.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (pFljN)
Is there any problem that Trump can't solve?
Posted by: buzzsaw90
Well, that'll show ya.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (+lVUW)
The gop in general appears to be doing poorly in Pennsylvania, not sure of the exact reason.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 01:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Sort of wonder how many people are blaming the GOP for the whole Catholic Priest thing...
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (UnA8+)
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Think big, Insomniac. Think big. (SFW):
https://tinyurl.com/y6wltbss
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)
We are holding the house. Hard to see how you pick up 3-6 Senate seats
and literally everyone puts that much though into splitting their
tickets down ballot.
It will be less than 10 seat majority for the GOP
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 18, 2018 01:11 PM (wGbBR)
This ^^^
I don't see how undecideds/maybe not voting turned because of Kav. I think this is the untold story. You can tell by how the MSM has said virtually nothing after him being seated only two weeks ago, Blasey Ford has been disappeared, and even Nancy is telling out there talking about - whatever she talks about - but it's not impeachment.
I think without the Kav circus, some may have said: Meh. Washington can't get anything done anyways, what's the big deal. Seeing the crazies let loose and the idea that some chick from 40 years ago said you grabbed her boob at a party would eliminate a guy who has led basically an exemplary live (see his notebook) - really freaked a lot of people out. And some who may have thought, yes, I hate Donald Trump - but not even he is willing to go that far really put into stark perspective, what the current D party is all about.
Because if you don't vote the way the people who voted you in want you to vote, you'll be voted out. Simplistic. But seeing who is voting for the Ds and "how" they want those Ds to vote has certainly been an eye opener for many, because they always thought the Ds (Feinstein, Heitikamp, and others) were the adults in the room because the Kav circus made them pay attention, because of the MSM, Avenatti, and others.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (q1VoB)
@realdonaldtrump 10:48 AM - Oct 11, 2016
Posted by: ... at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (zT+vO)
Even if it short-dicks every cannibal in the Congo!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (T4oHT)
I love wonton soup.
I like egg drop soup.
Try and feed me hot and sour soup and you'll be dead before the spoon hits the floor.
Posted by: bonhomme franklin at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (6LD/i)
After they made Marylin Chambers an Ivory Girl that claim pretty much went down the drain.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: Insomniac
You'll pull it off somehow.
Posted by: josephistan
Bear down and dig deep.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (c07y/)
We're pulling for ya!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:19 PM (/tuJf)
Yup
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Orson"
I doubt the avergae parent taking their kid to Disneyland is the hard core Resistance type. Plus, chasing Chaffetz would take time away from standling on line for a picture with the gals from Frozen.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 01:29 PM (OD2ni)
https://tinyurl.com/y6wltbss
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)
I don't even want to think about who'd actually order that.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 18, 2018 01:27 PM (6LD/i)
After they made Marylin Chambers an Ivory Girl that claim pretty much went down the drain.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (MQscF)
Mmmm....Marylin Chambers.....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: The Chicken at October 18, 2018 01:29 PM (tqyrn)
So the pollsters weight the samples, but that's akin to an astrologers interpretation of the position of the stars. Noone knows the turnout until the people turn out.
Follow the votes. Early voting trends (so far) seem positive. I would not be surprised to see a 57+ GOP Senate majority and a GOP House come November 7th.
That's said -- go vote! And bring your GOP voting friends.
Posted by: Revenant at October 18, 2018 01:30 PM (NUNXH)
Not calling you an eeyore or a troll at all. But money isn't all that it's cracked up to be. The Consultant class has a huge vested interest in saying that it is all that counts, and the MSM print anything that the Consultant class tells them - but compare how much Trump spent, vs how much Hillary spent. Beto is outspending Cruz, but it's not going to change things.
Between 2 unknowns, money can make a big difference, but outside of that? Money affects elections the way advertising affects who wins a football game.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Fauxcohontas at October 18, 2018 01:30 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM
Wait...you mean you don't?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2018 01:30 PM (p+Wdc)
https://tinyurl.com/y6wltbss
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)
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Good stuff!
Posted by: Shep! at October 18, 2018 01:30 PM (vg8iE)
Tiger Blood Babay!!
Yeah!
Posted by: Charlie Sheene at October 18, 2018 01:30 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Craig at October 18, 2018 01:31 PM (+bMBe)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:29 PM (NWiLs)
sperm bank
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 01:31 PM (d7Ww2)
It was all judicial lawfare saying your gerrymandering isn't as fair as our gerrymandering.
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:31 PM (T4oHT)
The worst outcomes, dysfunctional pricing and lowest rate of acceptance.
And none of them want to be on it.
Gold. Pure.Gold.
Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at October 18, 2018 01:32 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Skip"
I put that shit in everything. Hic.
Posted by: Hillary at October 18, 2018 01:32 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Insomniac
You'll pull it off somehow.
Posted by: josephistan
Bear down and dig deep.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (c07y/)
We're pulling for ya!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (YqDXo)
Come again?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:29 PM (NWiLs)
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We always kept a couple on the set.
Posted by: Stormy D. at October 18, 2018 01:32 PM (vg8iE)
I remember a chemistry prof pointing out that raw sewage was 99.88% water.
Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2018 01:32 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:32 PM (fA1SL)
And that's great trolling by Chaffetz.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
Second that.
And somebody really needs to make, and market, some full-size "cigar-store Indians" with Lizzie Warren's face on them. They would make great Halloween decorations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (iwUO9)
I'm particularly interested in whether or not Tesla's plan for a self-generated electricity tower is viable. Even if it didn't work as described, it'd be interesting to build a few of them and measure around them to see what if anything changes.
At least we'd know whether or not he was onto something. And yes, this idea makes my pocket protector get hard.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (mCMQ5)
My flu got worse so today I'm going to barely be here today.
Trephination. Do it now! Before it's too late!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (BWL+E)
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Kubrick considered all ghost movies to be inherently optimistic.
It meant that there WAS something after death as opposed to nothing.
Apparently, it's one of several things he said to Stephen King that made King hate him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 18, 2018
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I saw King talk at a convention in Knoxville back in '83. Someone asked him what he thought of Kubrick's The Shining. King said, "I consider I handed Stanley Kubrick a live hand grenade . . . and he heroically threw his body on top of it."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2018 01:34 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 01:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (BWL+E)
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He wore out his wussy drill on the shelves... he'll just have to use a claw hammer, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Revenant at October 18, 2018 01:34 PM (NUNXH)
https://tinyurl.com/y6wltbss
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)
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Good stuff!
Posted by: Shep! at October 18, 2018 01:30 PM (vg8iE)
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Whoa!! I'll take TWO!!
Posted by: Charlie Sheene at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (xqfqx)
Maybe she'll hook up with Kalijah.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 18, 2018
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Running Bear and Little White Dove concur.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (Kcf2u)
Jesus, ace, sack up, drink a few beers (gotta stay hydrated), and smoke a few cigarettes (drys out the phlegm.)
Funny you should mention the cigarette thing. I broke a couple ribs a few months back. Take my word for it, it hurts like a summa bitch. Like getting kicked-in-the balls level pain, except it doesn't go away for months.
Anyway, the danger with broken ribs is pneumonia. You consciously and unconsciously try not to breath in and out very hard. Which doesn't clear the lungs very well.
I went back to smoking a few cigarettes a day for the first two months, then returned to vaping as the pain eased. You can do that with vaping, switch back and forth with ease.
Insert standard disclaimer about medical advice from Morons here _______________.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: steevy
So you are saying that's what's next for Elizabeth Warren?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (hAdu/)
That's a funny way of saying "He made a masterpiece out of my hackneyed story"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fauxcohontas at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (L4rio)
Details at:
AnalOnly.com/Stormy/mishboof
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (RD7QR)
but outside of that? Money affects elections the way advertising
affects who wins a football game.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Agreed. That's why it's interesting the Ds (Chucky) are spending $3M in NJ. - and NOT in ND, OH, IN. And Beto is holding onto his 38M, when I believe it could do some good in house races.
OTOH, I do believe it's better to spend to make sure someone wins rather than spend to "hope" someone wins. I think Mendez wins without the 3M (sadly), but if you've got to make a choice between two alternatives, go with the one that gives you the best chance to win.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Insomniac
You'll pull it off somehow.
Posted by: josephistan
Bear down and dig deep.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 01:21 PM (c07y/)
We're pulling for ya!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 01:28 PM (YqDXo)
Come again?
Posted by: Insomniac
You yanks and your colloquialisms.
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (Z9C5C)
Those Hondurans who are parading their way to the U.S. appear to be wearing new clothes and shoes and are overfed. So what's the beef with these people?
Posted by: washrivergal
If/when they get here, they'll tell us what a horrible country this is.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (mCMQ5)
Yep. She got both roles, for Ivory and 'Behind the Green Door' at the same time. Did them both and they came out at different times.
Slammin hottie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (bcbK8)
Have Fauxcahontas's blankets been infected with smallpox?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018
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Lieawatha is a true Indian giver. She promises tax cuts, then takes them back.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM
Soros led election event -- their arrival will usher in the 1,000 year leftist Reich in America.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (URwyc)
It's filled with angry, vapid, insipid self-absorbed buffoons.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Fauxcohontas at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (L4rio)
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My suspicion is conservatives (GOP/Independents) aren't answering polls for fear of being burned at the stake.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (2LelM)
I read that article but it provides no links to any data. Just says "registration is up for Reps". Where is the actual data? Shit like this is no more useful to me than a CNN poll.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (ClJQG)
That's a funny way of saying "He made a masterpiece out of my hackneyed story"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 01:35 PM (39g3+)
The Shining book and the movie versions are very different stories. Both are good, I think.
Kubrik tends to make cold characters, which works for this story.
King tends to crawl up his own ass writing about his own hangups.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:38 PM (mCMQ5)
King said, "I consider I handed Stanley Kubrick a live hand grenade . . . and he heroically threw his body on top of it."
That's a funny way of saying "He made a masterpiece out of my hackneyed story"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018
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No, Kubrick made a dull travesty out of an entertaining and affecting novel. Find the 4-hour TV miniseries from 1997, with Rebecca DeMornay instead of Olive Oyl. Much better job.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2018 01:38 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Fauxcohontas at October 18, 2018 01:38 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: Lili von Shtupp at October 18, 2018 01:39 PM (PtLSm)
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The show stopper is shutting down all border crossings. This will fuck Mexico good and hard as well as a lot of American's feeding them. President's can do this.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:39 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: saf at October 18, 2018 01:39 PM (5IHGB)
He should shut down wire transfers to those countries, too.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (Hr3M4)
Hawaiian Judge
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (mCMQ5)
Any truth to that?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
Second that.
And somebody really needs to make, and market, some full-size "cigar-store Indians" with Lizzie Warren's face on them. They would make great Halloween decorations.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Imagine the Republicans in the Senate ALL taking the test. The one with the highest 'score'/percentage of American Indian blood gets to make a contribution to an American Indian cause.
Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:38 PM (mCMQ5)
Wouldn't masturbating be 21st century bloodletting?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (OD2ni)
https://tinyurl.com/ya7e3nld
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (8Vq35)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (2LelM)
My point, worded in English.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:42 PM (ClJQG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 18, 2018 01:42 PM (8Vq35)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 18, 2018 01:42 PM (SssJA)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 18, 2018 01:42 PM (ClJQG)
Releasing the toxic masculinity here, Boss!
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2018 01:43 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (nBr1j)
If that happens, get to a urologist IMMEDIATELY.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 01:43 PM (NWiLs)
He should shut down wire transfers to those countries, too.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (Hr3M4)
++++
Abso-effing-lutely.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 18, 2018 01:43 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: Elizabeth W at October 18, 2018 01:44 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
She wanted to smoke a doob with you out in the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:44 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Autogenerated Comment at October 18, 2018 01:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (AllCR)
And it will backfire on them. Bigly.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 01:44 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Skip at October 18, 2018 01:45 PM (T4oHT)
Yeah this is the second attempt at this kind of stunt and the previous one failed miserably. I don't see this one working, either. Pathetic, really but its great to see Soros actualy putting money in the hands of people who need it rather than just lefty allies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 01:45 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:38 PM (mCMQ5)
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FIFY
Posted by: Your Mother at October 18, 2018 01:46 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 01:46 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 18, 2018 01:46 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (hSQF+)
=======================
CBD, the non-psychoactive chemical in cannabis, helps a lot with inflammation. It works best with some THC, but don't worry about getting high; a 8:1 CBD:THC tincture will overwhelm your endocannabinoid receptors with the CBD and you won't feel high at all.
On the other hand, if you don't mind getting high, then there are some terrific strains for pain relief...
Posted by: Oschisms at October 18, 2018 01:47 PM (76Nxz)
I heard MX sent a boatload of soldiers to their southern border after Trump threatened to stop sending aid if the caravan passes through.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 01:47 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:38 PM (mCMQ5)
Wouldn't masturbating be 21st century bloodletting?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (nBr1j)
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you should maybe cut back to 3 times/day
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:47 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius"
Respectfully disagree. I thought the miniseries kind of dull and preferred Kubrick's movie. I think we can all agree tha Rebecca DeMornay* was smoking hot but I think Duvall gave a better performance.
*I remember Howard Stern's glory days when her father Wally George used to call in and argue with Howard. It was hilarious. Stern is a borning, old SJW now and unlistenable.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 01:47 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 18, 2018 01:47 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: macbrooks at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (g4/WY)
Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (eAZVt)
Any truth to that?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:40 PM (AzW6q)
That's what he tweeted this morning. But i don't know what difference that will make. Correct me if I'm wrong, but once someone sets foot on US soil, they get put into the immigration system. So unless the Army is going to invade Mexico & set up a buffer zone, or start shooting unarmed women & children (which is what the Left is hoping for) nothing will change.
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (7HtZB)
If you want to see our federal laws regarding immigration enforced, you are an activist. An "anti" activist.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 01:46 PM (a0IVu)
For real?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (AllCR)
I heard MX sent a boatload of soldiers to their southern border after Trump threatened to stop sending aid if the caravan passes through.
Posted by: bonhomme
They know he isn't playing games.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (2LelM)
My point, worded in English.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 01:41 PM (nBr1j)
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Yup. The "Shy Tory" effect is a thing now in American polling. Any pollsters who actually want to retain credibility should study what their Brit counterparts do. They seem to get it right more often than not.
Posted by: Jackal at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (L90/g)
And the entirety of female comic book readers everywhere can now rest easily at night when they sleep, all thanks to Marvel Comics.
Posted by: junior at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (BoIHO)
Posted by: Pericles at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (Z216Q)
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I was thinking the same thing. Wouldn't it be nice if Trump has carrot-and-sticked Mexico into allowing that. Send them down there to stop the caravan... and then stay until the wall is up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (bcbK8)
And the entirety of female comic book readers everywhere can now rest easily at night when they sleep, all thanks to Marvel Comics.
Posted by: junior at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (BoIHO)
*crickets*
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (UnA8+)
Indians always be attacking Wells Fargo stagecoaches.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 01:50 PM (/tuJf)
give you, other than maybe moving out of the state of New York entirely.
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Ace probably has toddlers running around that we don't know about. My own experience is that toddlers are the vectors for all disease.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 18, 2018 01:50 PM (MIKMs)
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That would require her to not be at the floor of her support. And from what I've read here and elsewhere, she might have already been there.
Posted by: junior at October 18, 2018 01:50 PM (BoIHO)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NF7WJ)
Swarthmore.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 18, 2018 01:50 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NF7WJ)
Below the clitoral hood and above the Hope Solo.
If you strike a gusher, good on you.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:50 PM (bcbK8)
speaking of which, i see that Boston Dynamics has a new robot dog video, in which it dances for us. For part of the dance, it is wiggling its butt at us.
Topical because it has a robot hand attached to its back.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 18, 2018 01:50 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: josephistan
*types *deletes
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:50 PM (hAdu/)
In the seventies we'd say, "you want to go out to the parking lot and blow some dope?"
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 18, 2018 01:51 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2018 01:51 PM (xfb67)
https://tinyurl.com/ya3rb8r5
Although...I think I may have heard some of those reasons uttered in hushed tones at various times in my life.
But...we didn't want to offend anybody.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 01:51 PM (cqNba)
Rocky Mountain spotted tick fever?
Cyclical bouts of illness with intermittent fevers. Sounds parasitical.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 18, 2018 01:51 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 18, 2018 01:51 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Pericles
me fire CEO, then Wells Fargo wagon slow down. Be easier to attack.
Posted by: Sen Princess Running Joke at October 18, 2018 01:52 PM (tqyrn)
Topical because it has a robot hand attached to its back.
Posted by: Anachronda
Rumor has it that they are working on a robot goat for sale in the Middle East.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:52 PM (hAdu/)
She wanted to smoke a doob with you out in the parking lot.
In the seventies we'd say, "you want to go out to the parking lot and blow some dope?"
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 18, 2018
*
*
"Lemme see what he looks like first."
Posted by: Seventies Girl at October 18, 2018 01:52 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (eakac)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
She wanted to smoke a doob with you out in the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:44 PM (hAdu/)
If she smokes, she pokes
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (bcbK8)
Hmmm. Maybe we could build a wall of some kind...
Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2018 01:51 PM (xfb67)
It's only payback for how some women feel when some of the guy report their records in the masturbation Olympics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front
My luck, she'd respond, "you're not stupid"
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (hAdu/)
Good times....
Good times.
Posted by: They guy that they called a dope. at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:54 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:37 PM (2LelM)
The polls are as screwed up now as they were in 2016.
In Michigan, the latest poll by Mitchell Research has the democrats ahead for senate and governor in Western and South Central Michigan. That has never happened, even in the middle of the Obama craziness.
Bullshit numbers designed to produce bullshit headlines.
Posted by: Jwest at October 18, 2018 01:54 PM (/roJx)
https://tinyurl.com/ya7e3nld
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:54 PM (fA1SL)
Furries get the bullet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:54 PM (bcbK8)
Rocky Mountain spotted tick fever?
Cyclical bouts of illness with intermittent fevers. Sounds parasitical."
Impacted anal glands.
Ewoks are known for it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 01:55 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 18, 2018 01:55 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: Dr. Jill Feelgood at October 18, 2018 01:55 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 01:55 PM (fA1SL)
thus, kree and human are the same species? i don't get it.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 18, 2018 01:55 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:55 PM (Hr3M4)
Weird
With so much at stake you'd think pollsters would be a bit more interested in this race.
The fact that Trump is making his third trip there probably means that Trump smells blood. Internal polls may be showing Rosendale in the lead.
Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2018 01:56 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Red Pill: Now at October 18, 2018 01:56 PM (uloIh)
Or...a week, if they're no longer 29 or gainfully employed?
My numbers are way skwed considering who I dated and who I married.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:56 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2018 01:56 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Boss Moss
I need a good red one for this winter. Can't find any with the flap anymore. Only the slit.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 01:56 PM (hAdu/)
If she has ink, go straight for the stink.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:55 PM (Hr3M4)
Tramp stamp? She's damp.
Posted by: Dr. Jill Feelgood at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (QLvwG)
If she has ink, go straight for the stink.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:55 PM (Hr3M4)
Good odds there, actually. Something, something Powerball.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (2LelM)
IIRC, the last time they had a caravan of illegals head to the border it didn't turn out so well for the Dems.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (hLRSq)
Wut? There's a contest?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 01:58 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 18, 2018 01:58 PM (L4rio)
Wut? There's a contest?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Z216Q)
I won a contest.
Posted by: George Costanza at October 18, 2018 01:58 PM (QLvwG)
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Actually, they DON'T say "Medicaid" for all, which would be too honest.
They are shilling MEDICARE for all.
But of course if they implemented this, it would really be the end of Medicare entirely and the imposition of universal Medicaid.
Seniors should be quaking with fear.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2018 01:58 PM (Rxduq)
Wut? There's a contest?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Z216Q)
You can only beat yourself.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 01:58 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 18, 2018 01:58 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Kramer at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: This... is CNN, your Credible News Network at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (C78No)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (kG5hP)
For real and New Life Hemp Oil..I got an email from them this morning on the vag supps
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (a0IVu)
"No, Kubrick made a dull travesty out of an entertaining and affecting
novel. Find the 4-hour TV miniseries from 1997, with Rebecca DeMornay
instead of Olive Oyl. Much better job.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius"
Respectfully disagree. I thought the miniseries kind of dull and
preferred Kubrick's movie. I think we can all agree tha Rebecca
DeMornay* was smoking hot but I think Duvall gave a better performance.
. . .
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018
*
*
It's been a long time since I saw it. But I recall the TV version at least made us care somewhat about the characters, even Steven Weber's Jack (the role Nicholson did for Kubrick), whereas Nicholson's and Duvall's married couple were unpleasant or boring before the hotel started to haunt them.
That said, I've come to apprecaite Kubrick's other movies. Eyes Wide Shut I rented because La Nicole (Kidman) was in it, but it turned out to be even more unsettling and disturbing than I thought it would. His early film about a racetrack robbery, The Killing, is very well done.
Posted by: Seventies Girl at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (2LelM)
IIRC, the last time they had a caravan of illegals head to the border it didn't turn out so well for the Dems.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (hLRSq)
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If I were a tin foil hat type of guy, I'd say that some big money rightwing guy organized this march as a false flag operation.
The timing is too perfect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (EvBgT)
They are shilling MEDICARE for all.
Truth in advertising: Veteran's hospital level care for all!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (W+vEI)
On the other hand, if you don't mind getting high, then there are some terrific strains for pain relief...
Believe me, if I felt there was any chance it would help with my condition, I'd be making bongs out of everything like back in the day. The doctor felt my abdomen, said it felt very warm and gave me a prescription for 30 days of ciprofloxacin and mitronidazole. This is the first time I experienced chills and a fever. He warned me a surgery may be necessary.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (QLvwG)
https://tinyurl.com/y7thc8g2
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 02:00 PM (fA1SL)
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and does fracking help?
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Anecdotally, yes. I have had much luck with wine and/or vodka applied liberally.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 18, 2018 02:00 PM (0fSbA)
In my case the program glitched up and wouldnt let me confirm registration online.
BTW I've voted consistently at my present location (unchanged) for the past 3 years.
Could there be a Soros-programming glitch in the system?
In the age of Lerner, Operation Chokepoint, Mueller, etc etc etc I can no longer dismiss conspiracy theories in any context in which conservatives seem to have problems with a government interaction.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 18, 2018 02:00 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 01:47 PM (OD2ni)
Remember the flu prank call to Gary the Retard? I loved Gary the R ( now the conqueror) . He was a good clueless lovable dude.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:00 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (mCMQ5)
Yep. She got both roles, for Ivory and 'Behind the Green Door' at the same time. Did them both and they came out at different times.
Slammin hottie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (bcbK
Do we need to ask how she "got" those roles?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2018 02:00 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 02:00 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 18, 2018 01:53 PM (eakac)
That's right. You don't have to lift 50 pound sacks of potatoes to write. Suck it up, get out there and be funny.
And witty. Don't forget witty.
Posted by: Jwest at October 18, 2018 02:00 PM (/roJx)
You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why just fifty years ago, a disease like your's Ace was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that Ace is suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in his stomach.
Posted by: Theodoric of York at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: josephistan at October 18, 2018 01:48 PM (7HtZB)
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We need to adopt Hungary's plan of setting up refugee camps behind recessed fences and leaving them there until their matters are adjudicated.
That or else shoot cannisters of sleeping gas at the caravan while it's still a few miles of the border, and keep doing it. That would prevent them from even reaching the border. Give them another siesta whenever they show the desire to invade.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NF7WJ)
drill, baby, drill
Posted by: MILFs everywhere at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (QLvwG)
Hoist
Foist
Joist
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (C78No)
Bleed him.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2018 01:33 PM (mCMQ5)
Yep. She got both roles, for Ivory and 'Behind the Green Door' at the same time. Did them both and they came out at different times.
Slammin hottie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 01:36 PM (bcbK
Do we need to ask how she "got" those roles?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2018 02:00 PM (NFEMn)
She got the soap role because she was a pale, pretty blonde. Typical commercial work.
She was also pretty open and sexually active which got her the porn role.
There was a documentary on her and 'Behind The Green Door' on Netflix. Turns out the male lead lives in Bellevue today, still has the tiger claw necklace. LOL.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (koNhm)
I recommend a course of leeches
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (39g3+)
Maybe I will get the shot this year.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (VIWDj)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (/tuJf)
Yeah, get the humor out of him one way or another.
Posted by: Jwest at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (/roJx)
I recommend a course of leeches
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (39g3+)
Available at the local welfare bureau...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 01:47 PM (OD2ni)
Stern is a douche and a front runner. Back in the '80's and 90's when it was the Wild West of Radio and it was all everything goes all the time, he was down with that. Now that it's all SJW/Hate Trump/MeToo bullshit, he's down with this too.
If the pendulum swings back, he'll have strippers on his show again and make fun of black people.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2018 02:03 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2018 01:59 PM (W+vEI)
I'm pretty sure that is against the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 18, 2018 02:03 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 18, 2018 02:03 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 18, 2018 02:03 PM (mpXpK)
Come on guys.
Listed to Theodoric.
He's Pre-Med
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 02:03 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)
The technical term is Fomite.
And Ace doesn't have children.
Ewok hybrids are sterile.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:04 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: Bed Blocker Plus at October 18, 2018 02:04 PM (uloIh)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 18, 2018 02:03 PM (koNhm)
riding the subway.
Now that's a new euphemism for it.
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 02:04 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2018 02:04 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (hLRSq)
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If I were a tin foil hat type of guy, I'd say that some big money rightwing guy organized this march as a false flag operation.
The timing is too perfect.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The cruelest twist? The supposed bad guy can't say yay or neigh.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 02:04 PM (hAdu/)
Wut? There's a contest?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Z216Q)
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it's every man for himself
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (NF7WJ)
https://bit.ly/2ynqVxM
And Tom Arnold is offended by Jason Chaffetz.
Tom Arnold
@TomArnold
Replying to @RachMace and 5 others
Thats a grown man wearing magic underwear to Disneyland. Probably set off an alarm at the gate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (+y/Ru)
You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why just fifty years ago, a disease like your's Ace was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that Ace is suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in his stomach.
Posted by: Theodoric of York at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (gmo/4)
or an imbalance of the chakras
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (/qEW2)
This. No more bringing them into the interior, no more catch and release. Keep them in a hot, sweaty camp on the border until they've had their hearing, hire a few judges specifically to work each camp and expedite their due process, and send 'em off as efficiently as possible.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (J+mig)
Turns out if you won't take a job, it doesn't matter how many are out there available to you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (39g3+)
time. Why just fifty years ago, a disease like your's Ace was caused by
demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that Ace is
suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors[/i
Are we ruling out demonic possession or witchcraft?
Posted by: High Cheeks Warren, Medicine Woman at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: MeAgain Kelly at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (NF7WJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: High Cheeks Warren, Medicine Woman at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (Z216Q)
Taking the 'Me' Train.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (Hr3M4)
don't forget to get off at main street
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (Hr3M4)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (/tuJf)
Nicholson is a shitty, one-dimensional actor.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (TSEbs)
Can't go there.
Have too much respect for Count de Money to even joke about it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (hAdu/)
That's my philosophy now that I'm divorced!
Details at:
AnalOnly.com/Stormy/NoKid
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 18, 2018 02:07 PM (L4rio)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (a0IVu)
We always called them petri dishes.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 18, 2018 02:07 PM (VIWDj)
@TomArnold
Replying to @RachMace and 5 others
Thats a grown man wearing magic underwear to Disneyland. Probably set off an alarm at the gate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Better than the soiled underwear druggie Tom Arnold used to spontaneously shit in.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:07 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Jwest at October 18, 2018 02:02 PM (/roJx)
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IT'S NOT A HOOMAH!
Posted by: Arnold at October 18, 2018 02:07 PM (NF7WJ)
Bleed him.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (/tuJf)
Right then. To family court!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 02:08 PM (NWiLs)
But nowadays we know that Ace is suffering from
moldy rye.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 02:08 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: klaftern at October 18, 2018 02:08 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Bed Blocker Plus at October 18, 2018 02:04 PM (uloIh)
They'll make it up on volume!
Or, they'll have Rhode Island pay for it all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 02:08 PM (YqDXo)
Wut? There's a contest?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Z216Q)
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it's every man for himself
Posted by: buzzsaw90
I just won bronze for the slalom. I'm worried....And quite limber.
Posted by: jean Claude Bunnyslope at October 18, 2018 02:08 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 18, 2018 02:09 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 18, 2018 02:09 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NF7WJ)
I think you're thinking of the Emma Watson "Fur Oil" story. Simply buy the Fur Oil. It doesn't occur there naturally.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 02:09 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:09 PM (Hr3M4)
Taking the 'Me' Train.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:05 PM (Hr3M4)
don't forget to get off at main street
Posted by: Roy
Thumb your way home.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 02:09 PM (hAdu/)
But nowadays we know that Ace is suffering from
moldy rye.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2018 02:08 PM (hAdu/)
I'm suffering a chronic Anya Taylor-Joy deficiency.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 02:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018 02:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:06 PM (/tuJf)
Unrelated to the Trump administration though right? He was pissed at the anti terrorism policies which he thought were racist.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:10 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 02:10 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October"
Gary the R and Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf (RIP) were my favorites from that era. Both just made for funny radio. I wonder if Gary still works at that Burgerville in Oregon.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 18, 2018 02:10 PM (OD2ni)
He was a fun Joker.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at October 18, 2018 02:09 PM (84QUd)
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He wasn't as convincing as Ledger. Ledger was the first actor to figure out how to make the Joker stop seeming artificial.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 02:12 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2018 02:12 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 02:12 PM (fA1SL)
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In DC he was chased out by the Grease Man. My wife used to listen to him back in the late 80s to 90s. But no more.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 18, 2018 02:12 PM (2LelM)
Well unrelated to Russia. The anti terrorism policies are Trump's policies.
All part of the same leak investigations set up by Coates and Sessions that got Squaw Mayflower yesterday.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2018 02:12 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 02:01 PM (/qEW2)
I wouldn't do that. THey're in Mexico. Evidently, Mexico is happy to have them. They can stay in Mexico.
People only make to our border through Mexico with Mexico's approval and help. There's no reason to let any such people in, for any reason. They don't want to be in Honduras (as any sane person would think) but ... they're not. They're in Mexico.
It's about time to let Mexico know, explicitly, that they have been committing acts of war by pushing invaders to our border.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 18, 2018 02:12 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 18, 2018 02:10 PM (tqpcJ)
See, this is what I don't get. Suppose one race or ethnicity is uniquely associated with terrorism. (Not that that's the case, of course.) Then anti-terrorism policies will necessarily be associated with that race or ethnicity, right? Does that make it racist? Crime is almost exclusively a masculine pursuit. Does that make anti-crime policies sexist?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 18, 2018 02:13 PM (YqDXo)
recessed fences and leaving them there until their matters are
adjudicated.
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I think we were already doing something like that. That's one of the reasons why they were taking the kids away from their parents. They wanted to keep the kids in better facilities (fewer PR problems) than the ones being used to house the adults who claimed to be their parents.
Posted by: junior at October 18, 2018 02:13 PM (YziLb)
Posted by: torabora at October 18, 2018 02:14 PM (Y274z)
"Now is good. The best time is “at least two weeks before somebody coughs flu germs in your face,” but that’s hard to predict. Mid October is perfect, because it’s often in early November that flu cases start to rise."
Last time I had the flu that's how I got it. At a store. Guy sneezed w/o covering his mouth. Sprayed his flu germs all over everybody. Jerkwad. Still pisses me off.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 18, 2018 02:14 PM (VIWDj)
We will not lose the House.
This is a different ball game than prior elections and isn't subject to previous wisdom. Look at the general for validation.
Only thing speculative is how many seats over majority are to be gained.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 18, 2018 02:15 PM (S/hVx)
Nicholson has a lot of range, he's just well known for his crazy guy
roles. He was great in Chinatown, for example, just playing a PI.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 18, 2018
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I agree, though I was not bowled over by Chinatown either when it was new or when I saw it on TCM a few years ago. It seemed a little slow-paced, and not in a good way.
Robert Towne, who wrote it, was also the screenwriter for the first of Cruise's Mission: Impossible movies -- a very different kind of film.
Posted by: Seventies Girl at October 18, 2018 02:16 PM (Fz8ov)
years ago, he had a segment of "Gay dial-a-date'. During the middle of it, he asked one of his (gay) guests if there were any preferred types of cars in the gay community. The guest was mulling it over, when Stern started making suggestions, like Porsches, Audis and Saabs. The guests agreed that these were all popular in the gay community....and then Stern immediately segued into a commercial for a local car dealer...that specialized in Porsches, Audis and Saabs. A real commercial hat they had run before. I always wondered what that dealership thought of that.
Posted by: jean Claude Bunnyslope at October 18, 2018 02:16 PM (tqyrn)
I was going to say the same thing about The Shining. I hated the book and the movie, but to each his own. I thought Shelly Duval's acting was nearly as bad as Talia Shire's in Rocky(which I tried watching again).
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at October 18, 2018 02:17 PM (5uW9e)
I blew out a knee and finished last in my heat.
Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2018 02:18 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 18, 2018 02:18 PM (hSQF+)
The technical term is Fomite.
And Ace doesn't have children.
Ewok hybrids are sterile.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 02:04 PM (Hr3M4)
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No, I think children would be vectors.
Fomites are NON-living things that carry disease.
Of course, if he has a blow-up plastic wife and blow-up plastic children,........
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 18, 2018 02:26 PM (Rxduq)
Actually the building is still there and all the original signs, etc. They do seem to open on weekends during the holidays.Posted by: Colin at October 18, 2018 02:27 PM (XDoGL)
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