aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Weird News Dump
Good morning Morons. Enjoy the weekend and a few stories that didn't get their fair share of attention here at the AoSHQ.
- But first you will blow this.
- Hmmm, that's some weird contraband.
- Man sues employer for discrimination and for being farted on.
- Crimes against nature? Yeah, I guess you could call it that.
- It takes all kinds to make the world go round, I guess.
- Remove nozzle from tank and replace into dispenser.
- Hot sex. Really hot.
- Mother of The Year Candidate.
- Our government workers, nothing but the brightest.
- How in the hell did they manage this?
- 'F*** off. If any of you c***s come up here, I'll smash a brick over your head so hard you'll be licking your own a***.'
Feel free to discuss any of these or whatever tickles your fancy in this open thread. Please don't run with sharp objects. Leave the 'ettes pony tails alone and be nice to one another. Have a great weekend!!!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:40 AM (WY9Hg)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:41 AM (WY9Hg)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:41 AM (WY9Hg)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at October 20, 2018 08:42 AM (WY9Hg)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 20, 2018 08:44 AM (/0VK/)
Warren: sanctimonious old white lady.
O'Roark: prep school jackass.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (qNycd)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (m45I2)
Snow!Trump is making it snow!Snowing at 34 degrees!Trump has altered the freezing point of water vapor!Trump!!! Is there nothing the man can't do?
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (oYD2h)
"216 Badger State Hordians note:
PDT appearing in Mosinee (Wausau area) on Wednesday, 24 Oct, @1830.
Long drive, but Thinking About It ..."
Still thinking ... will consult Mrs Eez when she wakes up.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (QAdJD)
Pinched nerve in neck. Bruised my foot somehow. Hip aches. Acid reflux. Otherwise I'm fit for duty.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:48 AM (LsBY9)
Oh, and mornin', Horde!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (+F0Wk)
Pixy! is robbing me of my CR/LFs
This is Windows!!
How Can Pixy misinterpret CR/LF??
I blame Trump!!
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield
That might be JJ Sefton and his Amazing Red Sea Pedestrian Weather Machine.
Posted by: Blutarski at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (QAdJD)
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:50 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2018 08:50 AM (9t5k1)
With the megamillions at 1.6 billion, one could theoretically buy tickets with every possible combination of numbers, guaranteeing a win, and still come out ahead (even with taxes taken into account). Just so long as nobody else wins.
Unfortunately that requires real and not theoretical money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:51 AM (LsBY9)
*****
Simple solution. Just buy up all the number combinations that nobody else has bought. Duh.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:52 AM (m45I2)
Pixy! is robbing me of my CR/LFs
This is Windows!!
How Can Pixy misinterpret CR/LF??
I blame Trump!!
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:49 AM (oYD2h)
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Thou shalt not question Pixy! Pixy's ways are mysterious and unknowable to mere mortals!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:53 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2018 08:53 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM (438dO)
Posted by: IC at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM (4lu7W)
And now, I stumbled across this system that is so underpriced that they almost seem disposable.
Yet they have some fairly serious reviews from known names in the electronics business.
Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?
https://www.wyzecam.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM (oYD2h)
Unfortunately that requires real and not theoretical money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:51 AM (LsBY9)
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Actually, I take that back. I forgot that tickets were $2 now. Might yet lose money on the deal.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM (+F0Wk)
*********
Pixy lives near the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean. His ways are unfathomable.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2018 08:56 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:56 AM (m45I2)
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Pixy lives near the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean. His ways are unfathomable.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM (m45I2)
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What a trench-ant observation!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:57 AM (+F0Wk)
Too much rain last night.
Can't work in the yard.
Will be working on cleaning the garage instead.
Unfortunately, the operative word is "work".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 08:58 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 20, 2018 08:58 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 20, 2018 08:58 AM (mAcgp)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 08:58 AM (neVm7)
https://www.wyzecam.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 08:54 AM
1,500 reviews on Amazon...
https://www.amazon.com/Wyze-Indoor-Wireless-Camera-Vision/dp/B076H3SRXG
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:00 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (oYD2h)
He is blamed for just about everything that goes wrong. You did it, but Trump is the one who made you do it.
Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2018 09:01 AM (h4Mi8)
Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (UdKB7)
I am sick of the level of thought I am seeing on some of my social media in regards to the Kashoggi situation. The deepest thought is "Trump has business ties to Saudi so he is going to let this go." Yeah, that's it. It's no more complicated than that.
Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (1uG1d)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (mAcgp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:04 AM (7Xbcu)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 20, 2018 08:55 AM
No, you were correct. With 320 million number possibilities at $2.00 a ticket, out of pocket 640 million expended. With a 1.6 billion jackpot, losing 50% to taxes payoff is 800 million. Profit 160 million.
If, big if, only, big only, ONE winner.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:04 AM (URwyc)
CNN reporter walking with the migrant mob got tear gassed. Thank you PDT.
Posted by: freaked
Mexico can gas as many reporters as they want. No complaint from me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 09:05 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 20, 2018 09:05 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Lone Ranger at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (3v4GH)
I think in my family, people always do it so it seems perfectly normal for me. "Call when you get there" ya know?
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (TL2pK)
Red Sea Pedestrian sounds like a branch of Mossad,
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (9t5k1)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 08:56 AM (m45I2)
And every one of them seems to lead to some sort of "webbed page".
Nice try, MisHum, but you're going to have to get up a lot earlier than that if you're going to catch me testing your exhaust system.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:07 AM (y87Qq)
He can attempt to make it right.
He never will in my mind.
F*ck him and his ilk.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 09:07 AM (Ss+Em)
I think in my family, people always do it so it seems perfectly normal for me. "Call when you get there" ya know?
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (TL2pK
No, our family does it all the time.
Usually its a text message and not a call.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 09:08 AM (Ss+Em)
Is it considered nagging to ask someone to check in if they drive somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling, whatever?
No. But I don't ask Her Majesty to do so when she goes off to shows. If there's no call or text I assume everything is fine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 09:09 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Colin at October 20, 2018 09:09 AM (h4Mi8)
I just think it is good manners.
Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 09:09 AM (1uG1d)
Posted by: freaked at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (UdKB7)
bwhahahahaha
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 20, 2018 09:09 AM (SiINZ)
Is it considered nagging to ask someone to check in if they drive
somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling,
whatever?
I think in my family, people always do it so it seems perfectly normal for me. "Call when you get there" ya know?
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:06 AM (TL2pK)
Its a requirement in my household. Going with a buddy (sons) or girls night out (wife) when you're on your was home you phone. Or if you're traveling.
It's not nagging. Just being courteous.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 20, 2018 09:11 AM (b8J4P)
*******
That looks like it has some good features, and the price is incredible. That would work well for our cabin if it can dump to the cloud directly through the router, which I think they can.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:11 AM (m45I2)
Watching video from the Guatemala-Mexico border...I'm thinkin' Mexico ain't doing much to stop them.
Mobs breaking doing barriers and just rushing through.
Well done, Mexico.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM (cF8AT)
Same. My parents are a little on the....overprotective side, but my aunt and uncle does it too. So, like I said, I always considered it to be a pretty normal thing to say.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM (7Xbcu)
I hike alone so I am in the habit of calling my wife as soon as I can get a signal, just to let her know I am out of the woods.
Posted by: fluffy at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM (9t5k1)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 09:13 AM (y7DUB)
Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?
*******
That looks like it has some good features, and the price is
incredible. That would work well for our cabin if it can dump to the
cloud directly through the router, which I think they can.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:11 AM
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Downside for me is it requires alexa to work unless I am missing something.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 09:13 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:13 AM (oYD2h)
Morning all...
Watching video from the Guatemala-Mexico border...I'm thinkin' Mexico ain't doing much to stop them.
Mobs breaking doing barriers and just rushing through.
Well done, Mexico.
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 09:12 AM
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That is making them easier to track and I am pretty sure that Trump has let the Border Patrol know that he ain't playing.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 20, 2018 09:14 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:14 AM (oYD2h)
We, on the other hand, are experts in these matters...
Posted by: Hillary! at October 20, 2018 09:14 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Colin
Between Ace, JJ and Vic, I get all the news I need and more. And it's much more fun.
Posted by: Blutarski at October 20, 2018 09:15 AM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:15 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:15 AM (7Xbcu)
Wonderment never ending
"You should type something."
Pixy usually says
mustabeen a software upgrade
Ima gonna quit now, before I get deeper into the mysteries of computer software that is not intended for simple users. If only I had gone to tech school and gotten my Microsoft Certifications. I could abeen an expert.
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:18 AM (oYD2h)
Yet they have some fairly serious reviews from known names in the electronics business.
Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?
https://www.wyzecam.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
.................
It was only a matter of time before this stuff came down to a price point that's more like reality..
It's cheap technology..
I've been looking at a doorbell cam.. I don't need cameras throughout the house.. it's just me and my wife. no kids to watch, etc.
But the Ring doorbell camera seems to be the only one that will run off the low current in the doorbell wiring.. and it's still way too expensive.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:18 AM (438dO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 09:19 AM (busJo)
The other night, his trip came up, and I don't know what compelled me, but I was like, "Text me when you get in" and I regretted it immediately, thinking I was sounding nagging or like I was mommying him or something.
Well guess what....lol...he didn't check in. I am going to guess that A) he got in late b) he got busy with his mates and forgot or c) bad service in the woodsy area he is gonna be in.
I am glad o hear that "Call when you get there" is a pretty universal thing, and not just my crazy family.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:19 AM (TL2pK)
*****
I don't think it requires Alexa, just is compatible with Alexa. Most of those type cams can be set to do timed pix or motion sensed and upload to a cloud based file for remote viewing. They can get spendy though.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:19 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:15 AM (7Xbcu)
No issues here. I don't use it that often but it seems to be working. It's one of the navigation options on CarPlay now, finally.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:20 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:22 AM (7Xbcu)
Don't think Alexa is a requirement, just an option.
Direct cloud storage, and alerts to your smart phone, with rolling 14 day storage is a damn good feature.
So, as we have a seldom used basement access into the house, I decided to pull the trigger and order one, to see how it works.
The thing can stay fastened to the 1st floor joists, and point toward the rear access areas, and just sit there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:23 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:23 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:22 AM (7Xbcu)
Have you tried moving to the midwest?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:24 AM (y87Qq)
And that has to have been the aim of Soros or whoever manufactured this current "caravan", isn't it? They wanted new chaos at our border just in time for the elections. Mean ICE men tearing babies away from poor Moms..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:24 AM (438dO)
It's not just you.
We have recently been having multiple server busy type failures on it.
But....when it works, I love it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:24 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 20, 2018 09:26 AM (QF831)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 20, 2018 09:27 AM (vV/gB)
He had a comment on the ONT that he did e-mail you.
Spam folder maybe?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:27 AM (cqNba)
________________
What wonderful insights is he getting? The DM had one of its reporters interview one of the "migrants," and his sob story was that he needed to come and live in the U.S. because his taxes in Honduras are just too high. Oh, the humanity! I wonder what our taxes will be like here once we have 10 or 50 or 100 million more illegal aliens mooching off us?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 09:28 AM (fqUgw)
Less than thirty bucks, to the door from Amazon isn't bad.
And ordering two of them directly from the manufacturer is lower yet, even with shipping.
The included cloud storage is a big thing with ARLO, that NEST does not offer without a subscription plan.
So to see it included in a twenty five dollar camera is pretty amazing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:29 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 20, 2018 09:31 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:04 AM
~~~~~
Also, if the guy at Wawa could print one ticket every three seconds, it would take him about 30 years to print them all for you.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 09:31 AM (Ri0Ku)
______________
When Nike announced they'd hired Crapperdick as their spokes-idiot, the stock was trading near $80. It's now at $74.2. Score!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 09:32 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at October 20, 2018 09:32 AM (9TR2V)
Nope. See #73 for the deets.
But, the original question I was just asking in general, family member or non.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:34 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 20, 2018 09:35 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 09:28 AM (fqUgw)
Does he speak English? Does he have any marketable skills that would be of value to this country? Has he been vaccinated for dangerous diseases?
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 09:35 AM (y7DUB)
The crowd for Pullman, at 6am on the West Coast, is huge.
Game isn't for another 10 hours.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 20, 2018 09:36 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2018 09:36 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 20, 2018 09:22 AM (7Xbcu)
Write to the House WAZE and Means Committee.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (aROE4)
Same thing about any home security system, the status of your home at a known location is available to the "cloud" and we know how secure computer stored records, except for a few details about O'Barky and Hillary and ChiDiFi and Soros and...
By the way, Ben Had has assured all attendees that the WYZE camera at the TXNoMee has been turned off (for "undisclosed" security reasons)!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (TL2pK)
With 320 million number possibilities at $2.00 a ticket, out of pocket 640 million expended. With a 1.6 billion jackpot, losing 50% to taxes payoff is 800 million. Profit 160 million.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:04 AM (URwyc)
But then there are the logistics of buying 320 million tickets. I don't think my local 7-11 has that many.
If you have $640 million to start with, there are probably easier ways to invest it.
Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (neVm7)
Go Brewers.
Posted by: WisRich at October 20, 2018 09:39 AM (OAlmw)
somewhere, whether it is a child, a spouse, a SO, a parent, a sibling,
whatever?
Nope. Wife's boyfriend will text to say *R. is on her way home. Get rid of the hookers and blow. Oh, and put the toilet seat down.*
Just common courtesy and all. It's in the Man Manual. Oops - forgot the first rule of the Man Manual.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:39 AM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 09:40 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (TL2pK)
Who looks at a tailpipe and says...hmmm, I've got a great idea!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:40 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: BignJames at October 20, 2018 09:40 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: That doofus who sat behind you in 5th grade at October 20, 2018 09:40 AM (UEKLf)
Posted by: TickledPink
Yes - and this is surprising?
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (438dO)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:42 AM (9rIkM)
GOP increases ballot lead to 50,400.
Total ballots cast 877,782.
Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (MAstk)
So they just keep voting until someone wins? How much is it up to now?
Posted by: hogmartin, unclear on the concept at October 20, 2018 09:43 AM (y87Qq)
There's always tailpipes on the trucks.
Posted by: That doofus who sat behind you in 5th grade at October 20, 2018 09:44 AM (UEKLf)
GOP increases ballot lead to 50,400.
Total ballots cast 877,782.
Posted by: HA
.......
you do know, however, that does not mean they are voting GOP, right?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:45 AM (438dO)
It seems like it would be a very awkward thing. Are you on your knees? Are you squatting?
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:46 AM (TL2pK)
his sob story was that he needed to come and live in the U.S. because
his taxes in Honduras are just too high."
these cartel run countries are sending their "army" here to collect welfare (and or payrolls) and send the income back to support their failing banana republics ... cuz banana and drug sales just aren't enough.
seems likely to me our own CIA (or its offshoot remnants) still has ties with the cartels, and/or they ARE the cartels. BigMoney in drug/human trafficking, and being in US government and opening the doors (and borders) is a sweet paying middle man position (like the movie Tequila Sunrise ... or many movies about our CIA operating hand in hand with the various syndicates)
Clintons seemed to have gone from all that cocaine money, to selling our weapons to our enemies ... Mueller right there by their side.
gonna need a bigger boat to Guantanamo, or just hang em high.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 20, 2018 09:47 AM (Cus5s)
1.6b would buy a little house and a big boat somewhere in the caribbean.
Posted by: BluesFish at October 20, 2018 09:47 AM (AdTlU)
Sometimes your bad friends do really bad things. And again, it's not the killing of Kashoggi that I object to so much - it's the stupid, public, hamhanded and obvious way in which they did it, that was the great blunder. The United States is their patron, and anything they do has the obvious possibility of reflecting on us, that's why they should have been much more careful.
(notice how Israel is sitting over in the corner, smirking and thinking "nyah nyah, here's a shitstorm and none of you have got any way to blame it on us!")
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2018 09:47 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 20, 2018 09:35 AM (y7DUB)
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Silly boy, there's only one important question:
Will he vote Democrat?
Brought to you by--
The treason partei, and
the Ad Council
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 20, 2018 09:48 AM (shL16)
Posted by: TickledPink
Ummmm, it's a bit early for this kind of talk but I must admit I'm liking it. Please do go on.
Oh, good morning TP!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:48 AM (9rIkM)
I saw Amy Schumer thinks white players that do not kneel are racists.
Another example of the Camel's Nose.
Yesterday: "Oh why don't you let them show their values?"
Today: "Everyone must show these values or you're a racist!"
(see also: gay marriage)
Once in his shop a workman wrought
With languid hand, and listless thought,
When through the open window's space,
Behold! a Camel thrust his face.
"My nose is cold," he meekly cried,
"Oh, let me warm it by thy side."
Since no denial word was said,
In came the nose, in came the head,
As sure as sermon follows text,
The long, excursive neck came next,
And then, as falls the threatening storm,
In leap'd the whole ungainly form.
Aghast the owner gazed around,
And on the rude invader frown'd,
Convinc'd as closer still he prest,
There was no room for such a guest,
Yet more astonish'd, heard him say,
"If incommoded, go your way,
For in this place I choose to stay."
Oh, youthful hearts, to gladness born,
Treat not this Arab lore with scorn.
To evil habit's earliest wile,
Lend neither ear, nor glance, nor smile,
Choke the dark fountain ere it flows,
Nor even admit the Camel's Nose.
- Lydia Sigourney
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (LsBY9)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:46 AM (TL2pK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (9Om/r)
No matter what happens, you can always use a few more sharply pointed stakes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:50 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (9Om/r)
Stick with the one that's got a picture of a cat in Cookie Monster footie pajamas.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (y87Qq)
Last month, Border Patrol apprehended over 16,000 illegal aliens near the southern border. That's just one month, and they caught 4 times the number in the caravan. And BP only catches a fraction of those illegally crossing the border, so many more than that got through undetected.
But we don't need no stinkin' raaaaaaacist border wall. We can afford 30,000 or 40,000 or 50,000 (or more) new illegal aliens a month coming here to mooch off us.
After all, it's not as if we're already up to our eyeballs in debt, and can't pay for things like the medical care we promised our own veterans, right?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 20, 2018 09:31 AM (dMvl+)
By the gallon, come on over with your favorite mug
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:46 AM (TL2pK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (y87Qq
1-Way too much thought put into the "logistics"
2- Fitting video clip
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (Ss+Em)
By the gallon, come on over with your favorite mug
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I'm sorry, did you say "doughnuts"?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (LsBY9)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (oYD2h)
The federalist has a good bit of info. I think this guy was a spook.
http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/15/10-key-questions-khashoggi-affair-answer-buying-press-narrative/
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (pUDQf)
Is rule #1 of the Man Manual if your girlfriend asks you to do something you would have done anyway, you actually don't do it just to spite her?
Although now that I think about it......maybe when I said "Let me know when you get in" maybe he assumed I meant when he got home from his trip, not when he actually got to his trip location...maybe
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:54 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:51 AM (6Roq4)
It's from a PG-13 rated movie released in 1993.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:54 AM (y87Qq)
I'll just leave that there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (pUDQf)
What's your point?
Posted by: Girth Brooks at October 20, 2018 09:55 AM (jp0Bv)
Progressive Rage Week in Higher Education
When the 'extreme Right wing' take over can they please wipe out universities? Or maybe after Leftists take over will the polituro squelch opposition and eliminate universities? Either way it will help.
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 09:55 AM (T4oHT)
Early voting in the Dem targeted Congressional seat for OH-1 is going heavily to the GOP.
They say there isn't a sign of even a blue ripple.
SAD!
https://tinyurl.com/ybtsosu5
Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (MAstk)
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Was that supposed to rhyme?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (t5m5e)
Much better than instant so a positive on the purchase.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (2DOZq)
All you need to know, citizen, is that muz killing muz in a muz country in a muz Embassy is all due to President Trump stealing the election.
If only Hillary had been elected, as she should have been, such an event would never have happened (or at least you would never had heard about which is the same thing)!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Seems Legit
...............
Assuming your payout is 1 Billion after taxes..
at the current 2% savings rate, your interest in a year would be 20 Million
You could probably get a better rate though..
Geez... I could live on the interest!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (438dO)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (RGSL6)
I'm sorry. Anytime I hear of someone making love to something bizarre, the first thing my mind goes to is logistics. Lol.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 20, 2018 09:49 AM (jUVms)
It's cute you think you get the whole jackpot....
Posted by: The IRS at October 20, 2018 09:57 AM (cF8AT)
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Was that supposed to rhyme?"
I started to read that as something from Aqualung.
And it almost works
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 20, 2018 09:58 AM (cqNba)
If the tailpipe isn't the right height couldn't the guy just jack it?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 09:56 AM
Sometimes your puns are exhausting.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 09:58 AM (URwyc)
No way to know bc the votes haven't been counted.
That's why I wrote ballots cast.
That said, I would bet my house this is VERY bad news for the Dems.
Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:58 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 09:54 AM (y87Qq)
Sorry, I forgot the rule about trusting your fellow morons!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 09:38 AM (neVm7)
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Yes! Yes to everything.
And turn that old movie house into a venue for music acts so I don't have to drive down to the 930 Club.
Which I'm doing.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (kQs4Y)
know when you get in" maybe he assumed I meant when he got home from his
trip, not when he actually got to his trip location...maybe
Posted by: TickledPink
Anyone else want this high hanging curveball?
Just fool'n. TP, you're overthinking all this stuff. Us men are simple creatures. We don't even know why we do what we do. Think of us as bears with furniture.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (9rIkM)
If you're a newspaper (or a "newspaper") and you hire as a columnist a guy with ties to MB and he goes to an Islamic country, you should not feel he's got some impervious Shield of Journalism to protect him. I, for one, don't care about this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 20, 2018 10:00 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:00 AM (AllCR)
I discovered this morning that the Carolina Balloonfest is this weekend, in Statesville NC.
And a quick view of the website shows that ascensions are nixed for this morning due to weather conditions, but they may do a mass ascension this afternoon.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:01 AM (mUa7G)
JackStraw better watch out. With that kind of lottery money I could buy the entire state of Rhode Island. Install a puppet regime.
Posted by: Pinocchio at October 20, 2018 10:01 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (pUDQf)
It looks like that federalist piece was written before last night when Saudi Arabia admitted that Khasohoggi was killed 'in a fight' at the consulate. I've not seen what started the fight and assume it started when the Saudi hit men attempted to 'detain' the guy and he resisted arrest. (Speculation on my part.)
Meanwhile counter intell ops are floating the idea that the guy isn't dead and it's all fake news.
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (oYD2h)
You sound like Kevin Costner and Deadwood, SD.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: chemist at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (ozGQ9)
A hateful employee named Jace
Did not like his co-worker's race
But the idiot goofed
When to show it he boofed
Right in the poor fellow' s face
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (m45I2)
Not at all. There are probably differences between families, but with cross-country trips (flying or driving), bad weather, late night, or anything else, yeah, it's totally expected in my family that there'll be a text message, if not a call.
Camping trip would definitely qualify.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (vOkuK)
When I win the Billunz I want Gary Sinese to narrate the documentary for When She Made Her Own Def Star.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (9rIkM)
And a generous definition of "furniture". An upside down clothes basket can be furniture.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: not a euphemism at October 20, 2018 10:03 AM (7xbmA)
Posted by: chemist at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (ozGQ9)
Godspeed, chemist. Have a great time. Please tell them I said hi, really, super serious about that.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:03 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 09:59 AM (9rIkM)
Evidence of this:
I opened the fridge the other day and found one of those cherry tomato containers with ONE cherry tomato left in it. One lonely little cherry tomato...left in the container and put back in the fridge. I turned to my husband, who had been eating them earlier and said, "Were you too full to eat the last one?"
His response? "That one didn't come out when I poured them into my hand."
Posted by: The IRS at October 20, 2018 10:04 AM (cF8AT)
Electorate: "Hmm, a Wall would keep these troublemakers out..."
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (cF8AT)
https://tinyurl.com/everydayfuckwits
God, I love it when communists start eating each other.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (vOkuK)
When I win the Billunz I want Gary Sinese to narrate the documentary for When She Made Her Own Def Star.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:02 AM (kQs4Y)
Aw, neat! I'm really glad you're liking it. Gary Sinise has the absolute best voice for it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: valley news at October 20, 2018 10:05 AM (QuUwV)
Yet they have some fairly serious reviews from known names in the electronics business.
Anybody have experience with the WYZE system, at all?
https://www.wyzecam.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
.................
It was only a matter of time before this stuff came down to a price point that's more like reality..
It's cheap technology..
I've been looking at a doorbell cam.. I don't need cameras throughout the house.. it's just me and my wife. no kids to watch, etc.
But the Ring doorbell camera seems to be the only one that will run off the low current in the doorbell wiring.. and it's still way too expensive.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 09:18 AM (438dO)
What you are really paying for is not the hardware. It's the storage.
WYZE is about 10% the price of a Cloud Cam. What you need to consider, and I don't see the info on the WYZE site, is what does this look like for multiple cams in a house?
If someone breaks in and steals some stuff, you are really going to want to have that video for the police, so retention/download of a cloud store video is important. The SD card storage is nice for that. But that is additional cost and you need to recover the card before files get overwritten.
I put 5 cams in our house, as we are out of town for a couple of weeks at a time at least once per year. I was concerned about daughter and her meth-head boyfriend.
I went with Cloud Cam at the time. They were just coming out, so $100/cam. Got 3 cams at the time. Free storage, but i could not download the clips with that level. Free storage will handle 3 cams. Got the $100/yr storage plan. Will handle 5 cams and you can download the clips.
You can set up "ignore zones" The is handy for ignoring events like blinking Christmas tree lights. You can set the sensitivity so it can ignore things like a cat traipsing through the room.
Setup is via app on a tablet or phone. Bluetooth. Once that is done, comms is through internet. Alerts on the app when events are detected.
Added 2 more cams earlier this year.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 20, 2018 10:06 AM (di1hb)
What really interests me is why our government deep state cares so much about this one guy. They don't give a shit about Americans killed in Mexico or the hundreds of thousands of people who've died at the hands of a brutal Muslim regime.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 10:06 AM (pUDQf)
(notice how Israel is sitting over in the corner, smirking and thinking "nyah nyah, here's a shitstorm and none of you have got any way to blame it on us!")
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 20, 2018 09:47 AM (V2Yro)
My theory is that their original plan was to kidnap him, maybe kill him somewhere else, but NOT to do it right there in the consulate.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 20, 2018 10:06 AM (neVm7)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:08 AM (m45I2)
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If this is the outcome then he should steal a few more, make the world a better place.
Don't forget that Khashoggi wrote for the WaPo. For that alone we should be striking a set of medals.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 20, 2018 10:08 AM (shL16)
Want to thank Ben Weingarten to answer why a American hating Muslim brotherhood member, friend of Osama, and Leftist rag writer is now our problem.
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:09 AM (T4oHT)
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This is why we need a SWAT team. He shows his ass, send a nun up to swat it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2018 10:10 AM (qb5PP)
162/183 wait a minute, two different articals
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:11 AM (T4oHT)
I would say so too.
He did have like a 4 hour drive after work, though.
omg anyone watching this Purdue thing on College Gameday? oh my word, the onions.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 10:11 AM (TL2pK)
******
Heh. I think that's how they got Spanky and the Gang
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:12 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:13 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (T4oHT)
state cares so much about this one guy. They don't give a shit about
Americans killed in Mexico or the hundreds of thousands of people who've
died at the hands of a brutal Muslim regime.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 10:06 AM (pUDQf)
Yes, exactly. The difference being a Washington Post, 'journalist'/contributor, when it is obvious the guy was an intelligence asset/agent, and a well connected player. The same thing is true for many/most of the Muslim Brotherhood that Obama brought into his administration as 'advisors.'
Don't forget the mosques being built in the US by Saudi Arabian Wahhabi fundamentalists.
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (busJo)
The Khashoggis have been CIA assets for a very, very long time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (T4oHT)
Where are you buying it from? Could you talk them into free installation?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (SwjRF)
https://johnjamesforsenate.com/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR)
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Pixy was buried in a pit for three days and rose more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: The IRS at October 20, 2018 10:04 AM (cF8AT)
That is now my official excuse.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
.............
The outrage is simply because it is something they can try to stick on Trump. Trump has been very friendly with the Saudis since he became Prez.. they just want to embarass Trump on how he handles it.. and whatever we do to handle this, it will be wrong.
Trump should throw this in the laps of Congress.. Have Sara Sanders issue a stern statement and order Congress to determine what sanctions are appropriate!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (438dO)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM
Don't forget the WD-40 or equivalent to get the old hose off. To me, that's always the toughest part. But I did buy an in-line filter from Amazon which is pretty much plastic. So 'next time' should be a breeze.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:17 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: Billy Ray Stonyfield at October 20, 2018 10:17 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR)
If you'd like, I can say "this one's for Fen"* when I vote for him.
* quietly
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:17 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:19 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:20 AM (T4oHT)
Lowes is usually free delivery and removal of old machine above a certain price point.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:21 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:21 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:13 AM (y87Qq)
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Nice to know I can trigger strange compulsions in men.
193 All Hail Eris, or kidnap Gary to your newly bought secret volcanic island lair?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:14 AM (busJo)
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Narrate or die, Gary! Your choice!
*Sinise weeps*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:21 AM (kQs4Y)
Guess you couldn't vote twice? J/K
The NY Post has an article about the excitement over Beto and James being parallel in that they're both youngish people even though they have very different political philosophies. However, it seems to me that the excitement over Beto was artificially generated and with James it's genuine even though it will be hard for him to win against the very well funded Stabenow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:22 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (1uG1d)
This is not picking up steam. Sane people are like, "So? Who gives a fuck about some muslim that other muslims offed. What's new or important about that?". Even the left is going, "Meh."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 09:37 AM (TL2pK)
Who looks at a tailpipe and says...hmmm, I've got a great idea!
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Not his fault. Didja see the paint scheme the car was wearing?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)
You know, I don't want to know.
********
I want to know, was the motor purring?
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (c/u61)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: no good deed at October 20, 2018 09:03 AM (1uG1d)
This is not picking up steam. Sane people are like, "So? Who gives a fuck about some muslim that other muslims offed. What's new or important about that?". Even the left is going, "Meh."
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (3sjI6)
Last night some leftie compared him to Daniel Pearl.
Seems to me Daniel Pearl wasn't a pal of Osam bin Laden
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM
The problem is when you buy an existing house, with washing machine included and former owner didn't use anything and the metals have bonded together.
I've had to use a hack saw and vise grips to cut and peel the old hose connection off.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (kQs4Y)
Yes, but leave the leather chair alone,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (T4oHT)
OT: speaking of pellet guns, check out punt guns:
https://www.pyramydair.com/blog/2018/10/the-punt-gun/
Although I'd heard of them, I never knew what they were used for. The picture of the guy in the boat is funny. (and must have given rise to the "you can't fire a gun from a canoe" phrase used in many sports)
Posted by: t-bird at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (DCYln)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:27 AM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at October 20, 2018 10:27 AM (B19O+)
__________________
Yes, all they have to do is get across the U.S. border and assert an asylum claim, and then they're guaranteed a hearing. Since so many foreigners have been gaming the asylum system for so long, it takes years to get a hearing now, and meanwhile the illegal alien is immune from deportation.
The idiotic asylum laws MUST be changed. They are the source of many of these globalists' scams.
But we also need to change immigration laws to stop illegal aliens from being able to file multiple appeals on specious grounds, dragging the con on for years and years.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:26 AM (T4oHT)
The results of not paying attention.
I fucked up. Big Time!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: kallisto at October 20, 2018 10:28 AM (RGSL6)
commercial waterfowl hunting
a punt is a small boat and they would slip up of flock of gooses ducks etc and pow!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 10:29 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (m45I2)
So you can now be the online doc for the Horde?!
YAY!
Will you take PayPal?
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 10:29 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (3sjI6)
More people than you realize understand that stuff like this goes on every day in the Muslim world and get that we're only hearing about it because the media thinks it will somehow hurt Trump.
It won't.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:29 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:30 AM (T4oHT)
Not a big fvcking deal: American citizens killed in America by illegal aliens
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:30 AM (+y/Ru)
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I'm not bothered that he was killed, so much as I am bothered that this Muslim Brotherhood, chum-of-Osama-bin-Laden had a U.S. green card. That's the real outrage here, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 20, 2018 10:31 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 10:31 AM (TL2pK)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzDqN7foyI
[approx. 35 seconds]
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2018 10:32 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 10:32 AM (Ri0Ku)
I was wondering that too but didn't want be the one to ask.
Also, "something... something... auto-eroticism something." Anyone? Anyone? Muldoon?
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at October 20, 2018 10:32 AM (B19O+)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:32 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (T4oHT)
Taking the deceased out in installments seems a desperation move. There are better ways to handle that, even if it means pickling him in a 55 gallon barrel with Eau de Cologne for a couple of years to let the heat die down or it is time to replace a deep-freeze.
It is not like anyone would suspect a couple extra gallon jugs a day for a week.
Nah, but when you brought a Makita every problem seems easier knocked down to components.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:33 AM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:33 AM (T4oHT)
https://youtu.be/gyZDd9mIgT4?t=1m12s
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:33 AM (busJo)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (m45I2)
congrats!!!
are you gonna be a full time limerick maker and punster now?
*she asked nervously*
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:34 AM (dMvl+)
My sentiments exactly.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 20, 2018 10:34 AM (T71PA)
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Well, he's no Jackie Chan. We know that much.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)
*******
Heh. No scandal. About three years sooner than planned, pretty much due to a failed system. I'm going to phase out over the next three months, mostly to ease the transition for patients, not to help my employers. Screw those guys.
Effectively a 10% reduction in my portion of the workforce. (3 years early out of a 30 year career)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM
Congratulations. Now you can take up that hobby you were always interested in, eh? What?
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (oYD2h)
I had a scrambled egg breakfast with ham, and am planning a long walk to the mall.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2018 10:36 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM
Congratulations. You survived the government takeover of health care. By getting out before it gets worse, which it will.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:36 AM (URwyc)
cloud directly through the router, which I think they can
Add Karl Denninger @ http://market-ticker.org/ to your daily reads for an alternative and a healthy dose of cloud skepticism.
Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (m45I2)
See, when the Venezuelan State Security killed prominent prisoner through rough handling at their headquarters in Caracas, they threw him out a 10th floor window and claimed he was trying to escape.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (mUa7G)
YAY!
Will you take PayPal?
Posted by: Tami at October 20, 2018 10:29 AM (cF8AT)
Why don't we just have our own island nation already? We've got to have someone to cover every possible need for a civilized community by now. Muldoon can be one of the docs, we have NGU for teeth, loads of handymorons, some good cooks, FenelonSpoke for our souls...
*flops onto couch, waves cig noncommittally without looking up from book*
...I can be the Ideas Guy.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (ykYG2)
Well, hopefully you're not actually Barack's doctor. ;
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 20, 2018 10:38 AM (AllCR)
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#16 - 18 want to make it clear they were just there to redirect foot traffic to the other bathroom
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:38 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 20, 2018 10:36 AM (ykYG2)
And then that Matlock marathon!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:38 AM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (m45I2)
Had true professional plumber install my new Well pump and used both Teflon tape and paste. He said "I don't want you to have to call with a complaint in the future, so I use both!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:24 AM (T4oHT)
They couldn't knock him out with a karate chop--like you see in the movies? And then finish the job somewhere else. You have to figure that this wasn't the first rodeo for most of these guys. Someone fucked up.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:23 AM (3sjI6)
Last night some leftie compared him to Daniel Pearl.
Seems to me Daniel Pearl wasn't a pal of Osam bin Laden
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Ss+Em)
I'm waiting for the media to compare him to Christ. Even though he's a muslim. Even though they don't believe in Christ.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 10:40 AM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:39 AM (m45I2)
If you've got pictures of leaves problems, I feel bad for you, son.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (y87Qq)
I'll be the girl who everyone wants to kick off the island, but doesn't because if things result to cannibalism, I'm the best option.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:35 AM (T4oHT)
It was death by 1,000 cuts....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: DaveA at October 20, 2018 10:37 AM (FhXTo)
That's the article I was thinking of. He's a pretty savvy guy on a number of fronts!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 10:40 AM (9rIkM)
underground doctor for criminal types can be a lucrative cash biz, I hear
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:42 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 10:40 AM (9rIkM)
Muldoon, how do you feel about Christian Healthcare companies like Medi-Share?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:42 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:16 AM (m45I2)
See, when the Venezuelan State Security killed prominent prisoner through rough handling at their headquarters in Caracas, they threw him out a 10th floor window and claimed he was trying to escape.
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Those of us of a certain age remember that Idi Amin's enemies had a habit of dying in traffic accidents.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM (6Roq4)
At times he writes like he is trying to quit smoking again.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 10:43 AM (mUa7G)
might have had a pre existing condition
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:43 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 20, 2018 10:40 AM
'Concierge service' seems to be a thing for some Drs. They agree to be 'on-call' and available for a nominal monthly fee.
Also, some Drs. I know work for the 'free' clinic. You don't have to pay if you can't afford it, but cash contributions *are* accepted and expected from those who can afford it. Hmm...cash.
Never had a cash business. I'm always envious of those who did.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (URwyc)
"...in which she awakens to find herself inexplicably bound and lingerie-clad in the villainess's lair."
Hey, we've all been there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (kQs4Y)
thread goes unto 10 minute hiatus as 'rons all ponder this image
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:46 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (URwyc)
Can I interest you in a car wash franchise concept I have?
Posted by: Zombie Dr W White at October 20, 2018 10:46 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (busJo)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:46 AM (dMvl+)
I was just about to say that
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (y87Qq)
That Turkey is trying to instigate chaos and a schism between us and SA should tell you all you need to know.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
The federalist has a good bit of info. I think this guy was a spook.
http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/15/10-key-questions-khashoggi-affair-answer-buying-press-narrative/
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 20, 2018 09:53 AM (pUDQf)
Good article. How shocking that Obama-era officials and their media allies are involved.
Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (busJo)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 10:46 AM (dMvl+)
Or wander off to check the link...
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:48 AM (y87Qq)
"...in which she awakens to find herself inexplicably bound and lingerie-clad in the villainess's lair."
Hey, we've all been there!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:44 AM (kQs4Y)
Not me.
*sadly whimpers
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 10:48 AM (3sjI6)
Posted by: rickl at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (sdi6R)
Brennan has GOT to be knee-deep in this.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:49 AM (NFEMn)
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I don't have first hand experience with them. It seems like a useful model, more consistent with the concept of insurance (as opposed to pre-paid healthcare). I think the bigger problem though is that pricing has lost touch with reality. That plus an administrator-heavy delivery model. Worst combination in the world for actually practicing medicine is private sector administrators imposing bureaucratic government rules.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (m45I2)
But Turkey is a trusted nato ally!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: DLJessup at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (mOK3E)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM
I've only shown up there a couple of times and it's like a slap in the face. Damn, no wonder I haven't been able to get anything done.
Then I reset my router, get a new IP addy and hash, change my nic and life goes on.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (JFO2v)
The MSM is saying "we froze the video before he fires" except the ABC version clearly does not--the slide is at full rearward travel and you can see the bullet hole in the shoplifter's shirt.
https://binged.it/2OB8qjG
Congrats for knowing nothing about firearms, again, MSM.
Posted by: Saudi Death Squad at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (yL25O)
That Turkey is trying to instigate chaos and a schism between us and SA should tell you all you need to know.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
This. We only know about Kashoggi's fate because of Erdogan.
He probably signed his own death warrant though. He broke the code of silence.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (m45I2)
He probably signed his own death warrant though. He broke the code of silence.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (NFEMn)
I mean Erdogan.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: SOME mORON at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (GSp1V)
*narrated by Gary Sinise*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 10:53 AM (kQs4Y)
Kevin Williamson redeems himself with his column, Democrats are the Party of Blackface.
Warren: sanctimonious old white lady.
O'Roark: prep school jackass.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 20, 2018 08:47 AM (qNycd)
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Sloppy Williamson will 'redeem' himself when he buys a MAGA hat and wears it in every public appearance.
He also has to actually get involved in the positive defense of the right, up to and including attending rallies and street protests.
I'm sick of the NR types who are fearless chairborne rangers and think that writing yet another "brutal takedown" amounts to anything at the end of the day.
These people trashed Hillary for years and then decided to take a powder when she was in the brink of taking the whole bag of marbles because Trump was icky.
Fkc Williamson.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 10:53 AM (cfSRQ)
Come on, how you mere physicians know what to with mandated government regulated administrator overseers protecting the public from the rampant independent unaccountable practice of medicine?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 20, 2018 10:54 AM (6Roq4)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:54 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:55 AM (busJo)
He probably signed his own death warrant though. He broke the code of silence.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (NFEMn)
I mean Erdogan.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:52 AM (NFEMn)
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Yeah. It would be interesting to know if Erdogan actually served him up to the Saudis.
Erdogan may want the return of the caliphate as much as the next mujahideen, but I suspect he's not against playing hardball for whatever internal Muslim Brotherhood politics are going on.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 10:56 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 10:57 AM (VhKw6)
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Thanks, Matt, for bringing a little sanity to the debate.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DLJessup at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (mOK3E)
C'mon, don't be a killjoy. Not having to get your ass up and out of your car at 5AM on a cold winter morning to pump your own gas is one of the est things about living in New Jersey.
And think of all the Jersey girls and their loooong nails.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:57 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (T4oHT)
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Well, that's hard to argue with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:54 AM (NFEMn)
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KSA is not exactly a meritocracy.
Not sure our own CIA necessarily is anymore either, but presumably they can still take someone out without their entire team being identified on video.
I am still very curious what Turkey really exposed of their own operations in claiming to have exposed this op, though.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (busJo)
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Well, that's hard to argue with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)
I honestly can't think of anything to counter it with.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (y87Qq)
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Do you have an exceptionally tall beagle?
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 11:00 AM (m45I2)
So that the wearer's neck doesn't get cold.
Posted by: That doofus who sat behind you in 5th grade at October 20, 2018 11:00 AM (yNuIw)
A lot of people in the Middle East, and in SA, don't like the fact that MbS let women drive and is turning SA into a tech center instead of oil capital.
Once he was set up, the pileon on Trump began, because Trump is allied with MbS on reshaping the ME.
Of course, given the fact that the deep state exists, it would not surprise me to find that the whole thing was one big conspiracy.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:00 AM (VhKw6)
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I can relate!
Posted by: Bad Bad Leroy Brown at October 20, 2018 11:01 AM (yFgwo)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 20, 2018 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
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This.
I find it hilarious that the press is falling all over itself to carry Turkish propaganda.
Turkey, the exemplar of human rights that regularly imprisons reporters.
Turkey, whose own military officers are fleeing into exile.
Turkey, which held an American pastor for two years on the transparently ludicrous charge that he was some sort of Dr. Evil-type conspirator.
The BS detector on this went of last week, but remember that the press has to provide anti-Trump narratives and this is all they have left.
They can't talk up the Blue Wave because it vanished.
Kavanaugh blew up in their faces and their people have sh!tton of #MeToo issues. So much for the believing the wimmen!
The economy is roaring.
Mueller turned into a damp squib.
Even the caravan thing is going to boomerang since average voters don't take kindly to hordes of foreigners waving foreign flags crashing into our country.
So they run this.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 11:02 AM (cfSRQ)
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I don't have first hand experience with them. It seems like a useful model, more consistent with the concept of insurance (as opposed to pre-paid healthcare). I think the bigger problem though is that pricing has lost touch with reality. That plus an administrator-heavy delivery model. Worst combination in the world for actually practicing medicine is private sector administrators imposing bureaucratic government rules.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:50 AM (m45I2)
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We used Samaritan whatever it is for a couple years.
No major illnesses during that time so it was mostly just writing the checks, but I will say that we saved a ton of money over insurance during that time.
If my firm doesn't get their crap together we're going back on next June.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:02 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 20, 2018 10:54 AM (NFEMn)
Interrogation is a dying art...
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 11:03 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (busJo)
Nazis are the waves of mini-enemies you have to fight before you get to the boss fight. The boss is global warming. After you deflect three of global warming's attacks back at it, it will crouch and blink red for a few seconds, shoot it then. It'll get back up and attack you. You have to do it five times before it dies. There's an armor recharger hidden behind the tapestry on the left if you need it.
Be sure to save first so you don't have to start over from the beginning if it kills you.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:03 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 10:41 AM
IOW, Ginger.
Posted by: That doofus who sat behind you in 5th grade at October 20, 2018 11:04 AM (yNuIw)
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You spent $3,000 and this is what you look like?!
https://bit.ly/2q39vCc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)
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Well, that's hard to argue with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)
I honestly can't think of anything to counter it with.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (y87Qq)
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A two-front war on global warming it is, then.
I propose that we attack Antarctica from both coasts, with all our SJW divisions, at once.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:05 AM (yL25O)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Defeating the Nazis is a blueprint to defeating global warming
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Well, that's hard to argue with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)
I honestly can't think of anything to counter it with.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 10:59 AM (y87Qq)
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So we're going to be dropping a lot of firebombs on the forests or something? Beat that bitch goddess Mother Nature into submission?
Maybe we can nuke hurricanes for good measure.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 11:05 AM (cfSRQ)
She's pretty smart, I am sure she knows history.
I think she means we have to start by invading Africa.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:06 AM (VhKw6)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:06 AM (yL25O)
Just one a day. Link in my nick.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 10:51 AM (m45I2)
A limerick a day
Keeps Muldoon at play
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 11:06 AM (dMvl+)
All the work in the world isn't going to overcome the fact that Wu started out with a Y chromosome. It's hilarious he's now complaining about something that he probably considered a feature when he decided to LARP as a woman.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (kQs4Y)
I'm just one tiny thread.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (m45I2)
https://youtu.be/CoDYNsxdHrk
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (mUa7G)
https://youtu.be/CoDYNsxdHrk
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (mUa7G)
Two kinds of countries in this world.
The kind that puts a man on the moon.
And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:05 AM (yL25O)
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Neuschwabenland is where the Space Jew Nazis hide their global warming machines!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (kQs4Y)
When they start assigning roles for this drama, I have some ideas on who should play "German civilians living near factory being targeted by 8th Air Force, on an overcast day."
It'll be Da' Bomb!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 11:10 AM (m45I2)
No statewide polls in Michigan since last week, but they polled two congressional districts. A tie in the 11th, narrow GOP lead in the 8th (which has a GOP incumbent.
Here's were things get interesting. They also polled for US Senate in both districts and James was running even in the 11th and was leading 50-45 in the 8th, which means he is outperforming the congresscritter.
Stabenow was last polled at 9 points ahead, but if she's now losing the 8th, she may be in real trouble. James is from the Detroit area and if he pulls just 20 percent of the vote there, she's toast.
No one's looking at Michigan, even RCP has it "likely Dem" but if they lose this seat, could be big pickups elsewhere.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 20, 2018 11:10 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2018 11:10 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:05 AM (yL25O)
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Neuschwabenland is where the Space Jew Nazis hide their global warming machines!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (kQs4Y)
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We just need to detonate a few A-bombs to end the war on climate!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 20, 2018 11:11 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Skip at October 20, 2018 11:12 AM (T4oHT)
GOP increases ballot lead to 50,400.
Total ballots cast 877,782.
Posted by: HA at October 20, 2018 09:41 AM (MAstk)
Something else to keep in mind. These mail in results do not include those since October 9th from 8 Florida counties affected by Hurricane Michael - all rabidly Red counties: Bay, Calhoun, Franklin, Gulf, Holmes, Jackson, Liberty, Washington. The voting results from these counties in 2016 were 108,975 for PDT and 36,525 for Scankles. Just imagine if they were included in those totals.
Looked back at the 2012 Senatorial election map, and 6 of these counties went overwhelmingly for Connie Mack. the other two - Nelson won Holmes by 48 votes and Franklin by 1 (!).
And in 2014, Rick Scott won decisively over Crist in all 8 counties: 69,934 to 26.899
Gosh, hope these people will be able to vote by election day.
As this area is part of the Redneck Riviera, instinct says most of them will literally walk across broken glass to vote against Gillum & Nelson.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 20, 2018 11:13 AM (MEgUr)
https://youtu.be/CoDYNsxdHrk
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM
Ah! I am delighted to see the engineers have made great strides in the design of water bottle rockets.
Way back in the dim mists of old memories is the story of a couple of guys sitting around a campfire when one of them said, 'Here, hold my beer an watch this."
"This" being a 2-liter beverage container, a bottle of compressed air, and a homemade launching mechanism. The account of the event was hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 20, 2018 11:14 AM (oYD2h)
He was a true believer. Would he do it to overthrow the royal family, cancel the arms deal, help Iran and help Erdogan bring back the Caliphate?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 20, 2018 11:14 AM (Ndje9)
Sneaky little bugger quietly stole my toast right from under my nose. Dogs are smart.
Posted by: TickledPink at October 20, 2018 11:16 AM (TL2pK)
Way back in the dim mists of old memories is the story of a couple of guys sitting around a campfire when one of them said, 'Here, hold my beer an watch this."
"This" being a 2-liter beverage container, a bottle of compressed air, and a homemade launching mechanism. The account of the event was hilarious.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 20, 2018 11:14 AM (oYD2h)
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Compressed air doesn't even get honorable mention in the 'water bottle rocket' world.
You know, motor oil is incompressible too. Does it work better to have more or less mass in your incompressible fluid? Hmmmm.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (yL25O)
The kind that puts a man on the moon.
And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)
So you're saying every country uses the metric system these days?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (cY3LT)
The kind that puts a man on the moon.
And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)
You forgot the third kind of country. The ones that eat poop to survive.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (3sjI6)
Well, that's hard to argue with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 20, 2018 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Mr. President, it's the bees and spiders again, they stole my foods tamps and sold 'em to the rats. And I tried to get down to my car for to honk the horn for help, but the snakes had gone in 'for the cockroaches. I go back upstair but the spiders done jammed the police lock. I ain't been inside for a week and I know that my wife is sleeping with the bees!
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:20 AM (mUa7G)
Tonight: Elko, NV
Monday: Houston, TX
Wednesday: Mosinee, WI
Friday: Charlotte, NC
I keep checking because I'm hoping he comes to NJ since there's a slight chance Hugin can beat the corrupt pedophile, Menendez
Here's the link for those interested...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yddy38nu
Posted by: IrishEi at October 20, 2018 11:20 AM (Ri0Ku)
I'm just one tiny thread.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 20, 2018 11:07 AM (m45I2)
What I see every day, and lots of others working in most areas of healthcare, are people using up shedloads of resources, who have absolutely zero connection in their minds, between the services they use, and the money it costs to provide them.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2018 11:21 AM (cY3LT)
From a company called Ace Cook.
Posted by: it's a sign! at October 20, 2018 11:22 AM (7xbmA)
Or do they think Scott & DeSantis have it sewn up here???
The Senate seat would be a huge pickup and we can't have that socialist Gillum as governor.
Help!!
Posted by: Marybeth at October 20, 2018 11:23 AM (MEgUr)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (yL25O)
*ponders*
F=ma so... yes? Right? But then there's Tsiolkovsky's to consider too. I don't know, it feels like there's something I'm overlooking. Probably a lot of things.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:23 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (3sjI6)
With all of these food recalls lately (there was one the other day for ready made salads), that just might be us.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 20, 2018 11:23 AM (/qEW2)
The kind that puts a man on the moon.
And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)
When Boliva had a satellite launched by the ESA, there was a front page article in a Paraguayan paper about it, and the picture accompanying it was a shot of Evo Morales and two curanderos in native dress, all sitting on their heels around a campfire burning in a parking lot.
When someone asked last week "who cares what Bolivia thinks" the answer is Paraguay. They remember the Gran Chaco war.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (mUa7G)
The kind that puts a man on the moon.
And those that use the metric system.
Posted by: blaster at October 20, 2018 11:09 AM (VhKw6)
You forgot the third kind of country. The ones that eat poop to survive.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (3sjI6)
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I got to got to Rwanda in 2012, and I was more than a little taken aback that some of the charming local artwork that people wanted to take home as gifts was elephant dung spread on a shingle, with some dye mixed in.
Now, granted, it looked artistic, I guess, in that sort of local example of arts and crafts sort of way.
But most of the people buying them seemed to be thinking "Isn't it unique and clever that they use elephant crap for art?" and I was thinking "What a perfect example of where you end up if you fail to form a civil society."
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:27 AM (kQs4Y)
The last time this happened, I forked out thousands to keep him out of jail and pay fines and court costs. Told him the only way he's going to straighten out his life is to dump the trailer trash girlfriend and find someone new.
Of course, he didn't listen.
Spent half a day cancelling his company cell phone, credit card, picking up the van we gave him to drive and collecting all the tools he had. Now we've got to go through the carnival of hiring someone new.
Some guys just never learn...
Posted by: Jwest at October 20, 2018 11:28 AM (/roJx)
F=ma so... yes? Right? But then there's Tsiolkovsky's to consider too. I don't know, it feels like there's something I'm overlooking. Probably a lot of things.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:23 AM (y87Qq)
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I think you win on the mass of the object you're trying to accelerate, and lose on the mass of the material you're flinging out the back to produce acceleration.
So both F and m are smaller. Not sure who wins the race there.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:28 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:17 AM (yL25O)
That was the exact question the fellows 'round the campfire asked themselves. So they added water to their 2-liter bottle as an experiment.
The results of this experiment were left to the imagination of observers but I believe the opening in the 2-liter bottle makes a very poor rocket nozzle.
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 20, 2018 11:29 AM (oYD2h)
When someone asked last week "who cares what Bolivia thinks" the answer is Paraguay. They remember the Gran Chaco war.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (mUa7G)
Way back when, in elementary school, they showed up a map of South America, with all the funny shaped countries, and the different colors, and the dots and stars indicating where major cities were, and which ones were the Capitols (oh hey there, Brasilia, in the middle of nowhere there).
They really really really tried to teach us just how important it was that we got to know our "neighbors" to the south.
Today, I probably couldn't tell you which country was which, except Brazil, cuz it's the biggest, and Argentina, because it's shaped like an alligator, and Chile, because it's shaped like a snake.
Point being... yeah, still don't care about Bolivia, and care less about Paraguay.
Posted by: BurtTC at October 20, 2018 11:31 AM (cY3LT)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:26 AM (yL25O)
It's definitely clever if they'd never use it to decorate their own homes but managed to convince visitors to give them money in exchange for elephant crap to take back and put on the walls in THEIR homes. That's brilliant, selling something that has no value to you to someone who will show it off to all their friends: "check out my sick elephant!"*
* If you know what this means, feel free to nod smugly to yourself, you've earned it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:32 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:34 AM (mUa7G)
* If you know what this means, feel free to nod smugly to yourself, you've earned it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:32 AM (y87Qq)
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You're going to have to enlighten me.
What I was getting at was I find it hard to celebrate clever use of elephant poop when what it should be doing is advertising that you're a society that never, ever invented paint.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:35 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 20, 2018 11:37 AM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 20, 2018 11:34 AM (mUa7G)
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I dunno. We don't lubricate anything with water.
Okay, let's try ethyl alcohol. It's way less compressible than water, and 79% of the density.
Plus I bet you could get really nice combustion of the aerosolized "exhaust"
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:39 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:35 AM (yL25O)
That they managed to convince someone else to buy something that's essentially worthless. I haven't been to Rwanda, I just know now that other people give them money for elephant poo. If they'd never put something like that in their own homes but chuckle a bit over people paying them for the privilege of taking it off their hands, well, that's a win - however slight - for the Rwandans.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:40 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:40 AM (y87Qq)
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Oh, I think they use them in their homes too.
But there is a certain satisfaction in selling poop to someone, I agree. What a markup.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:41 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:28 AM (yL25O)
Unless I'm mistaking your meaning, flinging more mass results in a stronger force on the object being moved. So ejecting a more dense fluid* would result in more energy imparted to the "rocket" b/c of Newton's 3rd.
The problem is that you have to carry more mass to eject more mass, which is where Tsiolkovsky's comes in.
* as one does.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:43 AM (y87Qq)
The problem is that you have to carry more mass to eject more mass, which is where Tsiolkovsky's comes in.
* as one does.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 11:43 AM (y87Qq)
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Yep. That's my SWAG at the way those variables interact. Well, the one variable, actually, but on two sides of the equation.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 20, 2018 11:45 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 20, 2018 12:56 PM (5AVMW)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 20, 2018 01:03 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: saf at October 20, 2018 02:54 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: saf at October 20, 2018 02:55 PM (5IHGB)
I hope so. Those people up in the FL panhandle are hardy types. It's just that they may have temporarily scattered outside of their counties and cities. I know that voting centers have been set up for them. Hope that also they get their by mail ballots for those not in the area. Right now they have so many pressing issues to deal with. But their votes are necessary to defeat the Nelson doorknob and Gillum thug.
Posted by: Martell at October 20, 2018 08:43 PM (7fxnh)
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