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FBI Makes Arrest in Case of Illegal Leaks of Financial Information About Paul Manafort
Either she goes to jail for this, or I'm personally vowing I will vote "Not guilty" in each and every federal case I'm a juror on.
Either the laws apply to all or they apply to none. If the government is not going to prosecute and jail criminals who are in their little club, then as a citizen, I'm going to practice jury nullification and extend the same Privileges and Immunities to citizens who aren't sucking at the government tit.BREAKING / NBC News: Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards has been arrested by the FBI and will face federal charges for leaking FinCEN Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) to media organizations.
— Tom Winter (@Tom_Winter) October 17, 2018
DOJ alleges that the FinCen employee, Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards, saved 24,000 suspicious activity reports to a thumb drive. pic.twitter.com/90bZ6sFeCZ
— Brad Heath (@bradheath) October 17, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Lefty Jackass at October 17, 2018 03:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:28 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2018 03:29 PM (qbU78)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 03:29 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:29 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2018 03:29 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (dZe7J)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (T4oHT)
Does that mean the left believes that Mueller is covering up for Manafort?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (eSx+E)
One day.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (72PAC)
I've a bridge for you. In Massachusetts. Comes with it's own oldsmobile...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (JPkLk)
Posted by: Redenzo at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (mCMQ5)
she'll be out in 24,000 years.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Reality Winner Prisoner Number 443219 at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (ChTIn)
Anyone with four names - who isn't named something like "Alejandro Guadalupe Gonzalez Martinez" - automatically can't be trusted
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (rP4OC)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (evgyj)
Good. That other thread had been taken over by lawyers
*squinty-eyed stare at the content in this one*
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (oYD2h)
Paki Awan already went free, so I don't think any of these or the other spygate people will even have a hair knocked out of place.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 03:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 03:32 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:32 PM (GBteo)
Why would she risk her career like that? What does she have to gain?
Why it's like they don't think there will ever be consequences to their actions.
Ring her up.
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:33 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 03:33 PM (ErJlX)
Jesus, how many names can one person have?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:32 PM (GBteo)
Right?
Posted by: George R.R.R.R. Martin at October 17, 2018 03:33 PM (RD7QR)
Whistleblowing does not require breaking the law.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 03:33 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Ted K at October 17, 2018 03:33 PM (mU2P/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 03:33 PM (A3w0Q)
Ring her up.
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:33 PM (ymnmz)
Because there hasn't been. In quite some time. They're emboldened.
Hillary was SUPPOSED TO WIN, remember. They didn't think Trump could do ANYTHING to them, regardless.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 03:34 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Jackie Mackey Picky Packy at October 17, 2018 03:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at October 17, 2018 03:34 PM (Pg+x7)
I'm guessing column 6 below the fold, page 12 section C.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 03:34 PM (Q8d2j)
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*snort*
Have you spoken to an American woman under the age of 40 recently?
Posted by: Moron with some gray hair at October 17, 2018 03:34 PM (e/HIw)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (OoHuw)
Posted by: paulsfridge at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (lexJF)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)
Note: OK I am quite familiar with the nailing-Capone-on-tax-evasion-vs-lots-of-murders concept; but FFS, if the Keystone Coup investigations don't yield prosecutions for f***ing serious crimes, not penny-ante "lying to investigators" process crimes, than the republic truly is over.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Moron with some gray hair at October 17, 2018 03:34 PM (e/HIw)
mumbles about restraining orders
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (GBteo)
The illegal alien out front should have told ya.
(Or, the moose)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (ErJlX)
On a related note - is it just me or has the leaking from the Trump White House gone down a whole lot?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the
Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (hLRSq)
Well, I've been gone a while.
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: MAGA at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (nT9NF)
his leaks need to be prosecuted with a fine tooth com(b)ey ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:30 PM (eSx+E)
Has Mueller convened the night of the long knives and has Trump dangling by his neck from a lamp post? Obviously Mueller is covering for Trump.
Posted by: Supreme Being at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (J70i0)
$20 says granny met grandpa at Woodstock after a night of sex in a VW microbus.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (Q8d2j)
Jesus, how many names can one person have?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:32 PM (GBteo)
It separates us from the peasantry.
Posted by: Cedric Arthur George Percival Swellington-Humphries Stoneshire VI at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (A3w0Q)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
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James Comey made us aware of this in his presser from July, 2016. He made it clear we are now a Nation of Men and not laws, by outlining everything that lying, treasonous, murdering bitch Felonia did, and then declining to recommend prosecution.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (I16G8)
I think, at some point, you've got enough names.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (JZMRD)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (ErJlX)
https://heavy.com/news/2018/10/natalie-mayflower-sours-edwards/
Also argues she is...pro-Brett Kavanaugh????
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (sgwcO)
Posted by: Redenzo at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (14qvS)
From LinkedIn:
"Dr. Edwards is the first Native American Indian whose family stayed in the Commonwealth of Virginia, raised participating in tribal affairs, and received her formal education through the Virginia public school system to earn the degree of Doctor of Philosophy. "
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Prince William Arthur Philip Louis Mountbatten-Windsor. at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (mQENJ)
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I see. Thank you for letting me know what I think! I am literally shaking here! The Orangeman is bad.
Posted by: MSNPC Viewer at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (SIimi)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:38 PM (eSx+E)
Reading through lefty comments on a few sites they are claiming that Edwards is a "whistle blower"
Whistleblowing does not require breaking the law.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 03:33 PM (hAdu/)
Exactly. Whistleblowing is supposed to reveal when SOMEONE ELSE is violating the law.
Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at October 17, 2018 03:38 PM (rP4OC)
James Baker.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 03:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 03:39 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 03:36 PM (QDnY+)
Glad to hear that. It's the only way to stop this open sedition. I think it's maybe because we have a new Sheriff in town.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 03:39 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Tom Nichols at October 17, 2018 03:39 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2018 03:40 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (eSx+E)
Yeah, saw that.
I'm going with "they had the wrong FB profile."
Or possibly she's one of those anti-Clinton Dems (aka: pro-Bernie, or whatnot)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:40 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 03:40 PM (a6l0G)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 17, 2018 03:40 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 03:40 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 03:40 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 17, 2018 03:40 PM (SkuXa)
It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (hLRSq)
Is this the beginning of Trump's purges and the release of those 50,000 sealed indictments the DOJ has stockpiled?
Should we be concerned or afraid?
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (oYD2h)
Amidst all the lawlessness out there, mass illegal migration being the biggest one, the Comey spectacle WRT Hillary's State Dept. crime wave stands out.
It wasn't just something you had to figure out, or notice for yourself (despite PDs under-reporting, not reporting, or simply not arresting illegals for crimes, or the "press" systematically ignoring/concealing these realities).
It was a high-profile, unprecedented (nicely breaking all sorts of DOJ rules, in the process) in-our-faces declaration that even brazen, clumsy, obvious, serious, damaging crimes at the top of America's oldest cabinet agency would *not* be prosecuted. Period. Eat it, America.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 17, 2018 03:40 PM (SkuXa)
Shouldn't you be fingering yourself while some other man humps your couch?
Asking for a friend with a cruise ship.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (eSx+E)
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I know that drill.
Posted by: Honest Claire at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (mQENJ)
Handcuffs. Orange jumpsuits. Hard labor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (I2dne)
SHe's got that D-list MILF pornstar look.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (f1Vqw)
GILF, maybe. She seems, older.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (GBteo)
To be any less Indian than Lizzie Warren, last of the Fauxhicans, you would have to be part penguin.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (8u+2n)
https://tinyurl.com/y8wkadzm
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (dZe7J)
Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (J70i0)
Have not had time to follow the online investigative cult members debate, but I know this question - did Wolfe plead in return for cooperation of some kind, and if not, WTF? - is now being chewed over by those fine folks.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (QDnY+)
Just today I've been dealing with Paypal. They now insist that all Paypal users, if they want to continue using their accounts, upload scans of the user's government-issued identity documents, as well as scans of tax records showing Social Security numbers.
After pondering this for a while, I just made the decision to say "Fuck you" to Paypal, and NOT upload those documents, now or ever.
If they then close my accounts, fine - - I'll live without Paypal.
So, instead of doing what they demanded, I did the reverse: I emptied all my Paypal accounts, zeroing out the balance on all of them, transfering the cash to my actual bank accounts, in preparation of the day (October 2
when Paypal says they will freeze all accounts without "personal verification."
Why did I resist?
Well, reason #1: Hackers and identity theft. All sorts of supposedly ultra-secure tech companies have been hacked (Facebook, Apple, Google, Uber, etc.), exposing private info. There's no reason to assume that Paypal is now and forever immune from hacking. So I don't want Chinese or Russian (or even American) hackers stealing my identity.
Reason #2 (and why I'm making this comment): I DON'T TRUST THE EMPLOYEES AT PAYPAL. I assume any number of them are left-wing activists, who will do ANYTHING to advance their agenda. And some of my Paypal accounts have associated with them email addresses that can be connected to my "conservative online personas." Thus far, I have never provided any "'real name" for those accounts, so no one could connect "zombie" (etc.) to a real person. But with these new demands, they could. "They" being commie SJW douchebag doxxers working at Paypal.
Nope. Nosirree. You cannot have my private info, now or ever. Screw you.
Posted by: zombie at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (XROPS)
***
Scooter Libby got 30 months in jail for "lying" to the FBI.
I would expect no less here.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (eSx+E)
Where have you people been for the last 2 decades?
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (mQENJ)
Julie Swetnick always put me in mind of a mash-up between Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Parker Posey's Dr. Smith character from Lost in Space.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (O7MnT)
If it comes to the point of a trial, it means that the defendant is professing innocence.
He might be a liar. Evidence presented by the prosecution might even strongly suggest that he is.
But I don't know him. He might be honest, even if it's a slim chance.
I do know the plaintiff.
And the plaintiff is an inveterate liar. It's law enforcers are inveterate liars. It's lawyer is an inveterate liar. And nothing they say is to be trusted.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (5aX2M)
Handcuffs. Orange jumpsuits. Hard labor.
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Swamp draining is hard work.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (r+sAi)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9u3h5m5
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (LISuA)
She's put on some weight since that Daily Mail photo.
Yep. A 0.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Therefore today I am leaving the republican party, and I'm taking my Captain's Hat with me!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (/LVe3)
I knew they'd try and use whistleblower cover. They have become so predictable.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (mQENJ)
Decision matrix activated.
Rote defense of the indefensible language selected
Employ vocal chords
Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Moron with some gray hair at October 17, 2018 03:34 PM (e/HIw)
mumbles about restraining orders
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:35 PM (GBteo)
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You too?
Posted by: Roy Moore at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (8XRCm)
***
That does NOT look like the other pictures floating on the internet...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Lois Learner at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (vI+F1)
Jesus, how many names can one person have?!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:32 PM (GBteo)
Not one too many.
Posted by: Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (F4u7C)
Can you even send a woman to a pound you in the ass prison? I believe they confiscate the strap ons as soon as you enter.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM (/qEW2)
They're so comfortable/careless with stealing and transmitting government data you'd think doing so was common behavior throughout the agency.
Posted by: 13times at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM (K3B2k)
then it hit me.
This morning's art . . . same look.
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM (tCeid)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (r+sAi)
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Not like we were.
Posted by: The Pissinyourdirection Injuns at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM (vDqXW)
Operation Asshat.
Isn't that all of them?
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (XROPS)
Have you got a news letter?
Posted by: Dr Evil at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Juicebox Hero at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (J9wxX)
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (BWL+E)
I knew they'd try and use whistleblower cover. They have become so predictable.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 03:41 PM (mQENJ)
Decision matrix activated.
Rote defense of the indefensible language selected
Employ vocal chords
Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (ymnmz)
Man the keyboards SJ Warriors!
Posted by: Twitter Mob at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (mQENJ)
The guards have 'em. At least they all seem to in the women's prison "documentaries" I've seen.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (f1Vqw)
https://tinyurl.com/y8wkadzm
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (sjdRT)
Whoa, not even with Arya Stark's dick.
Posted by: George R.R.R.R. Martin at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (RD7QR)
I wish someone had leaked information from the 2017 Las Vegas shooting "investigation". Maybe then we'd have some idea what really happened.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (9qZ3S)
***
That does NOT look like the other pictures floating on the internet...
-
Yikes. Agreed.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (dI3/S)
https://tinyurl.com/y8wkadzm
***
That does NOT look like the other pictures floating on the internet...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (eSx+E)
Time is a cruel cruel thing.........and a sack or two of donuts and KFC.
Posted by: Dr Evil at October 17, 2018 03:47 PM (ymnmz)
29 >>Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards
Nata nata bobata banana bana fo fata fe fi mo matta.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018
*
*
Never seen it expressed so well.
Posted by: Shirley Ellis at October 17, 2018 03:47 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (r+sAi)
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Not like we were.
Posted by: The Pissinyourdirection Injuns at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM (vDqXW)
Ah... just didn't want to be dominated...
Posted by: Big Chief PissOnFeet at October 17, 2018 03:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 03:47 PM (r+sAi)
Rote defense of the indefensible language selected
Employ vocal chords
Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (ymnmz)
Man the keyboards SJ Warriors!
Posted by: Twitter Mob at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (mQENJ)
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{Blue Screen}
Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 03:47 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jail uniform supply guy at October 17, 2018 03:47 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 03:47 PM (XROPS)
I wish someone had leaked information from the
2017 Las Vegas shooting "investigation". Maybe then we'd have some idea
what really happened.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (9qZ3S)
You can't leak documents from an investigation that really didn't happen.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 03:48 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Confused at October 17, 2018 03:48 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (r+sAi)
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Not like we were.
Posted by: The Pissinyourdirection Injuns at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM
Many diplomats and politicians came from our tribe.
Posted by: Pissonyourlegandtellyouitraining at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 03:31 PM (F4u7C)
Can you even send a woman to a pound you in the ass prison? I believe they confiscate the strap ons as soon as you enter.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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Some of the guards are male. Have you never seen a women's prison movie?
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (7zppD)
Posted by: 13times at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (2LelM)
Three names is a serial Killer...
FOUR Names is always a Moonbat.
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (NgKpN)
Sigh...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (QDnY+)
I've not heard or read anything about reasons for the plea offer .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Thatch at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (v5Cc/)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (mQENJ)
Paypal users, if they want to continue using their accounts, upload
scans of the user's government-issued identity documents, as well as
scans of tax records showing Social Security numbers.
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My office just won $10,000 in last nights lottery, so twenty odd people split the money evenly. To claim it you have to provide the lottery commission with a government issued ID and one of a SS card, 1099 or W2.
Lord only knows what will become of that info they want me to give them, but one thing is certain: cleaning up my identity fraud problems sure as hell isn't worth the $400 before taxes they say I won.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 03:50 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: barack hussein -- i can use it now -- obama at October 17, 2018 03:50 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (r+sAi)
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Not like we were.
Posted by: The Pissinyourdirection Injuns at October 17, 2018 03:45 PM
Many diplomats and politicians came from our tribe.
Posted by: Pissonyourlegandtellyouitraining at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (ctuyM)
Well... I've said for years that I'd rather be pissed off, than pissed on.
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 03:50 PM (NgKpN)
This was a smearjob.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 03:50 PM (A3w0Q)
Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2018 03:50 PM (QMG5F)
Anyone else, other than just me, beginning to suspect these modern names for highly placed government insiders are made up fake names like pseudonyms on the internet? Or stage names for exotic dancers?
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Fish at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (8NiWI)
Apparently, her unnamed supervisor was implicated as well, and hasn't been charged. Is it me, or does that seem awfully convenient?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (veoSD)
That's some name! Think she knows Susan Olivia Cuthburton-Klein?
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mary Martha Corrine Corinne Morrison Claiborne "Cokie" Roberts at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (f1Vqw)
2 thumbs, a pension clawback, a salary clawback, and prison. search her phone for her resistance buddies too.
government employees need to learn they are not paid to be political all day every day.
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (nFwvY)
Three names is a serial Killer...
FOUR Names is always a Moonbat.
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 03:46 PM (NgKpN)
Sigh...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (bcbK
/watches him carefully...
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (NgKpN)
Anyone else, other than just me, beginning to suspect these modern
names for highly placed government insiders are made up fake names like
pseudonyms on the internet? Or stage names for exotic dancers?
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (oYD2h)
Whattaya mean fake names and psuedonyms! That's my real name right there.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (37IEG)
https://tinyurl.com/y8wkadzm
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2018 03:42 PM (sjdRT)
............
Looks like she need to shed a few pounds and a couple names.
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (HgMAr)
Mueller is the bravest, most honorable man ever - leading a thorough and fair investigation of Manafort and orangeman.
Orangeman has stomped Manafort's investigation and Mueller is a hack or an evil reichwing extremist who is in on it...and therefore we need whistleblowers.
You can pick one of these two lefties...not both.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (eSx+E)
Puts all DOJ and FBI matters in a different light. A bad one.
Hasn't the FBI already "lost" some cases, possibly due to de facto jury repudiation? Thinking Pulse nightclub terrorist's wife's case in FL - that certainly seemed to be repudiation at the time, but I never saw an in-depth analysis. Other cases? Bueller?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (QDnY+)
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They'll get her to roll on him. It'll be a him. He'll do 15 years. She'll walk away. See also Lisa Page.
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (7OJkW)
She's put on some weight since that Daily Mail photo.
Yep. A 0.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Are we sure thats the same person?
Now I'm thinking maybe heavy and DM got the wrong person on social media originally...
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (GBteo)
Anyone else, other than just me, beginning to suspect these modern names for highly placed government insiders are made up fake names like pseudonyms on the internet? Or stage names for exotic dancers?
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man
Her real name is Ethel Schmutz.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (BWL+E)
Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards would not return the calls of Robert Redford. Would not save the California redwoods.
Hmmm. I can't think of an exact rhyme for "Edwards".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (tqpcJ)
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Ask the Spanish
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (TAmPV)
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Didn't he, already?
Posted by: Confused at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (7zppD)
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.... never all the way to the end.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
Remember these things?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3acu6h
So good!
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (eAZVt)
"Hey Boss?"
Shit, going through life without a name! Wow that sucks.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: hevel varik at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (DfHNp)
Posted by: Hillary! at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (/LVe3)
Apparently, her unnamed supervisor was implicated as well, and hasn't
been charged. Is it me, or does that seem awfully convenient?
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They'll get her to roll on him. It'll be a him. He'll do 15 years. She'll walk away. See also Lisa Page.
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (7OJkW)
Roll on him? No need for prison, just a casket.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (HgMAr)
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How many cameras are on her?
Posted by: Chanundler Bong at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (vDqXW)
It's her. Look at the eyes. Take the face in the DM photo and add about 10 pounds of face fat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (f1Vqw)
If you have more than four names, you are probably Eurpean royalty.
Like Count Redlicker McBallsack Joventude Ascension Habeas Corpus de Linguini XIV.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (vbJig)
Where have you people been for the last 2 decades?
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 03:43 PM (mQENJ)
Going to work and paying taxes in the belief that being a good citizen meant something.
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (a6l0G)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (UfHIz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2018 03:51 PM (vbJig)
How about Whiskey Sours?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (N3MF3)
"Hey Boss?"
Shit, going through life without a name! Wow that sucks.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (37IEG)
A Whacka whacka!
Posted by: The Unkown Comic at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: hevel varik at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (DfHNp)
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Some kind of zombie psychic cruise ship candy???
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (8XRCm)
wtf is a Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards
Posted by: hevel varik at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (DfHNp)
All the yellow liquors plus gin and sour mix.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: hevel varik at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (DfHNp)
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Some guy that will never use the Natalie Pennsylvania office of Mayflower to move again is my guess.
Posted by: Chanundler Bong at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (vDqXW)
Ace, dude, that ship done sailed long ago.
From the DM piece, it sounds like Edward's boss might be implicated too btw.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 03:54 PM (f1Vqw)
It's probably Trump's fault that she's been stress eating lately. Whatwith the election and all, who can blame her?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (GBteo)
Ask Lois Lerner.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG)
Jesus, how many names can one person have?!--------
Ask the Spanish
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Who -- me?
Posted by: Diego Flores de Rivera Sanchez Nuestra Senora de los Dolores Navarro San Luis Lopez at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (c+2jX)
180 how do you address your unnamed supervisor?
"Hey Boss?"
Shit, going through life without a name! Wow that sucks.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (37IEG)
A Whacka whacka!
Posted by: The Unkown Comic at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)
Anyone seen my horse...
Posted by: NPC Supervisor at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Raymond J Johnson Jr at October 17, 2018 03:57 PM (QrTqV)
I'll wait.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (tqpcJ)
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Riki Tiki Tembo No Sarembo Chari Bari Roochie Pip Perri Pembo.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Chanundler Bong at October 17, 2018 03:57 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Louise Mensch at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (SkuXa)
You can pick one of these two lefties...not both.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (eSx+E)
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This is a group that proclaimed GWB to be both an idiot and an evil genius concurrently. They are not well known for their cognitive dissonance.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (tqpcJ)
*counts names in nic*
*calls FBI*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Chanundler Bong at October 17, 2018 03:57 PM (vDqXW)
She also did that in the back of a van in 1989.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 03:49 PM (7zppD)
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.... never all the way to the end.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 03:53 PM (8XRCm)
Same here. I watch right up until the climax and then I lose interest or fall asleep.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (bcbK8)
Bring back patronage. Guarantees turnover, guarantees that, at least once in a blue moon, the bureaucracy isn't a Marxist cesspool.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (IbD2v)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: NPC Supervisor at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ymnmz)
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I might have an idea.
Posted by: President The Don at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (vDqXW)
or go all Charles Bronson, vigilante justice on their asses ... which would probably be a better direction. As citizens it is incumbent on us to overthrow governments that go full mafia ... Never go full mafia (but they did)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (Cus5s)
So the lady has four names and the supervisor has none?
I give up.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 03:57 PM (ymnmz)
Name thief. Took everything except the clothes off his back.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (NFEMn)
I'll wait.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (tqpcJ)
Ernst Stavro Blofeld?
Posted by: George R.R.R.R. Martin at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (QrTqV)
194
I'm surprised no one has posted the best multiple named character.
I'll wait.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 03:55 PM (tqpcJ)
Antonio de Padua María Severino López de Santa Anna y Pérez de Lebrón
Has always been my personal favorite.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Francisco Domingo Carlos Andres Sebastian d'Anconia at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (8u+2n)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (I16G
Well, on this one, they could be correct.
He did somehow get most of us to defend him for years...
Posted by: Don Q. at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (NgKpN)
When the right wingers do it, they're "racists blowing dogwhistles!"
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (2Mnv1)
This is indeed a federal crime and the FonCen people take this very seriously. But 2nd District and one of their own?
I may be on the jury nullification train myself.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2018 04:00 PM (SVfMe)
Posted by: Francisco Domingo Carlos Andres Sebastian d'Anconia at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)
ah, good reference.
It's no Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 04:00 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 04:00 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2018 04:00 PM (OLCnA)
the first time I almost got arrested because I cussed out the cop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (d7Ww2)
How come no one mentioned me yet? What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Francisco Domingo Carlos Andres Sebastian d'Anconia at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (I2dne)
Touch my bare shoulders Franciso!
Posted by: Aynn Rand at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (fA1SL)
https://youtu.be/k4khxeru5hs
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (fA1SL)
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Piker!
Posted by: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern... at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 03:57 PM (8XRCm)
That's not what I was thinking of but it should be considered. Though I think his name was shortened to Lee .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (tqpcJ)
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Federal government credibility in matters of justice:
0%-------------------------------------100%
[X]
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (5aX2M)
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Because word is out he's got nothing.
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (7zppD)
Say what??
This chick's name is a complete sentence. That, by itself, is enough for a long jail term.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (MQscF)
Starts with Tarquin....
https://youtu.be/k4khxeru5hs
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR,
and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 03:58 PM (fA1SL)
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Piker!
Posted by: Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern... at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (vDqXW)
ends with Ole Biscuit Barrel.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (37IEG)
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Trump owns Rosenpenis. Rosepenis owns Mueller.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Famous lines for 200 Alex at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (NgKpN)
Glad to hear that. It's the only way to stop this open sedition. I think it's maybe because we have a new Sheriff in town.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 03:39 PM (ErJlX)
Zzzzz........um......huh?.......wha....?
Zzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: Sleepy Sessions at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NFEMn)
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We'll have to wait and see what Mueller finds.
Posted by: Lib Dodge Blast from the Past at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)
I'm a bad person, so I can't understand the office lottery thing. I
don't want to win the lottery, I want to win it alone. So I can come
into the office and butter my corn on the cob with thousand dollar
bills, then discard the bills and watch the peasants fight over my
butter money.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 03:59 PM (8u+2n)
Someone say Butter Money?
Posted by: Frothy Daniels at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Famous lines for 200 Alex at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (NgKpN)
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They'd tell him to shut up.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 04:03 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 04:03 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NFEMn)
Because word's gotten around that he's winding up his investigation, won't reveal anything until after the midterms, and he probably doesn't have spit.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 17, 2018 04:03 PM (RD7QR)
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Trump owns Rosenpenis. Rosepenis owns Mueller.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (2LelM)
oooh, so it's like a six degrees of kevin bacon situation, then?
That idiot Trump is becoming more conniving by the day!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 04:03 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NFEMn)
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Make believe mind fables that allow them to hold onto the irrationally held position that Trump is evil and not a legitimate President.
I mean.... you dont think they're going to admit they were *wrong* do you?? That would require a level of introspection that, frankly, they do not possess.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 04:03 PM (XROPS)
Because Mueller is going to announce right after the election that he has precisely zero on PDJT and that his "investigation" is over.
Most of which will, conveniently for some people, leak-out the weekend before the election.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (IbD2v)
all federal employment contracts (written or not) modified as follows:
"I acknowledge that, as a federal employee, if I exercise my right not to incriminate myself under the fifth amendment to avoid answering questions from congress about my activities during the performance of my job about my actual actions or activities on the job, (it is hereby noted that my personal life is exempt), then I agree that such action will be deemed an immediate voluntary resignation from current and all future federal employment, and I also voluntarily waive all rights to receive a federal pension in any amount larger than social security payments that I might have received if I had never had federal employment."
Posted by: jc at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (iRJ+A)
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Trump owns Rosenpenis. Rosepenis owns Mueller.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (2Lel)
When did Rosenpenis start doing Trump's bidding? Hasn't he refused to release docs that Trump wants to declassify?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (NFEMn)
Oh Sour, Sour,
You are my candy girl,
And you got me wanting you...
When I met you girl
I knew how Sour
A kiss could be...
Posted by: Archies Reboot at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (fA1SL)
Trump owns Rosenpenis. Rosepenis owns Mueller.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (2LelM)
I don't believe slavery ever had the transitive property.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (e/HIw)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (wJMQv)
Mueller is the bravest, most honorable man ever - leading a thorough and fair investigation of Manafort and orangeman.
Orangeman has stomped Manafort's investigation and Mueller is a hack or an evil reichwing extremist who is in on it...and therefore we need whistleblowers.
You can pick one of these two lefties...not both.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:52 PM (eSx+E)
Imagine this--Mueller releases a report and finds collusion---on the part of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and also exonerates Trump.
Lefty heads go splodey?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (IbD2v)
Winner winner chicken dinner.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:05 PM (bcbK8)
Why yes, Jack, it is.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:05 PM (/tuJf)
0%-------------------------------------100%
[X]
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (5aX2M)
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The logical complement of the Just-us score.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 04:05 PM (vDqXW)
@brookefoxnews
NEW - a Dem operative for #Soros-funded @American_Bridge arrested for battery against female campaign manager for @AdamLaxalt
preview.tinyurl.com/ybfptzts
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2018 04:05 PM (c07y/)
Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards her name is my name too!
Whenever she goes out
People always shout
Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards
Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt at October 17, 2018 04:05 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (NFEMn)
If you re-read that sentence, you're realize you answered your own question.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:05 PM (IbD2v)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NFEMn)
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We'll have to wait and see what Mueller finds.
Posted by: Lib Dodge Blast from the Past at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)
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After 2 years? I suspect Mewler has nothing and desperately needs to keep the investigations going because he has but so many documents off limits because "ongoing investigation".
He can't back up now and has to keep digging his hole.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 04:06 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2018 04:04 PM (wJMQv)
Put on weight. Total boner kill.
Posted by: Edwards at October 17, 2018 04:06 PM (RD7QR)
Behold:
Caesar Marcus Antonius Gordianus Sempronianus Romanus Africanus Augvstus
Luckily, he was only emperor for three weeks.
Posted by: Diego Flores de Rivera Sanchez Nuestra Senora de los Dolores Navarro San Luis Lopez at October 17, 2018 04:06 PM (c+2jX)
NPC today: Mueller is hack who was on Trumpf's side the whole time!!!1!1!1z!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 04:06 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (SVfMe)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (myI6j)
Posted by: Still... at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Aynn Rand
I learned a lot about economics from Atlas Shrugged. And I also learned Ayn had some . . . uh . . . specific preferences.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (bie0E)
But you have to do that quietly.
I told a judge, during voire dire for jury duty that I might not necessarily follow his instructions, which was the honest truth (and true for just about everyone who ever sat on a jury). The prick harassed me over that, kicked me off the jury, served me a subpoena to be in court for the trial and then called me to the bar and threatened to throw me in jail for contempt and obstruction. Seriously.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NFEMn)
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Make believe mind fables that allow them to hold onto the irrationally held position that Trump is evil and not a legitimate President.
I mean.... you dont think they're going to admit they were *wrong* do you?? That would require a level of introspection that, frankly, they do not possess.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)
You mean that all this time those crazy leftist's ACTUALLY BELIEVED TRUMP COLLUDED WITH THE RUSSIANS? LOL.
I thought they all knew it was bullshit , but just wanted Trump impeached....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Ya Da Da Da Da Da Da at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (BWL+E)
253I'm missing it. Why are some on the left now claiming that Trump owns Mueller --and now he's just a hack?
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Trump owns Rosenpenis. Rosepenis owns Mueller.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM (2Lel)
When did Rosenpenis start doing Trump's bidding? Hasn't he refused to release docs that Trump wants to declassify?
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Conflict of Interest for Rosenpenis. He cannot investigate something he was a party to. This is borne out in the FISA warrants that have not be released yet. Why do you think Mueller has been so quiet during election season?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)
Caesar Marcus Antonius Gordianus Sempronianus Romanus Africanus Augvstus
Luckily, he was only emperor for three weeks.
Posted by: Diego Flores de Rivera Sanchez Nuestra Senora de los Dolores Navarro San Luis Lopez at October 17, 2018 04:06 PM (c+2jX)
Overthrown by Emperor Bigus Dickus
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (4mUNO)
the biscuits in OUR barrel are... soggy
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (myI6j)
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ooooooh...... them aint bisquits
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:08 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: zombie at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (c+2jX)
NPC today: Mueller is hack who was on Trumpf's side the whole time!!!1!1!1z!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 04:06 PM (72PAC)
Wasn't someone at Conservative Treehouse saying this about a year ago? That Mueller was one of the "good guys?"
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (xqfqx)
Touch my bare shoulders Franciso!
Posted by: Aynn Rand
I learned a lot about economics from Atlas Shrugged. And I also learned Ayn had some . . . uh . . . specific preferences.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (bie0E)
The three paragraph bare shoulder descriptions were weird.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (ymnmz)
We should do that anyway. Even if this Natalie gets the hammer, there are the other ones that get away with the corruption every day.
Posted by: vrf at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (MwaUC)
the biscuits in OUR barrel are... soggy
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (myI6j)
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ooooooh...... them aint bisquits
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:08 PM (8XRCm)
Those biscuits tasted a lot like poo. Which, I wouldn't know about, but a friend told me.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Aynn Rand
I learned a lot about economics from Atlas Shrugged. And I also learned Ayn had some . . . uh . . . specific preferences.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (bie0E)
The 'direct to cable' movie 'The Passions of Ayn Rand wasn't bad. And yes, she was a freak. Maybe a superfreak. She's super freaky...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (kI/3T)
NPC today: Mueller is hack who was on Trumpf's side the whole time!!!1!1!1z!
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After the fact reasoning. If you don't get the results you want, you have to rationalize what happened.
Before the Fact, Mueller was an honest stand-up guy and a great lawyer. Everyone said so.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (oYD2h)
I've been telling you guys not to get to far out on the Rosenstein is in on it! plank.
He's always been doing Trump's bidding.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (/tuJf)
A former Dunkin' Donuts employee is accused of trying to rob the same Lakewood store where he was fired over the summer for refusing to serve a Cleveland police officer disciplined for his role in the fatal shooting of Tamir Rice.
Shontay F. Brown, 30, is charged with aggravated robbery in the Saturday incident at the Dunkin' Donuts on West 117th Street near Franklin Boulevard, police said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (4mUNO)
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Yep. They hate that. If one person does it and the rest of the panel sees them getting let off, all of the sudden the rest of the pool starts to say the same thing and suddenly you burned through your venire without starting trial.
If you won't follow the law you can't serve. You can dress it up a bit - religious objection to judging etc etc. In the end, they just screw with you to discourage the others from following you. Pretty much what modern society is all about now that I think about it.
Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (ChTIn)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)
Because nothing he "has" will hurt Trump (and by extension, the GOP) and would probably hurt Dems?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: simplemind at October 17, 2018 04:11 PM (SIimi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 17, 2018 04:11 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: George Herbert Walker Booooosh, aka the Dooooosh at October 17, 2018 04:11 PM (JNTt1)
It's no Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 04:00 PM (GBteo)
++++++
I once worked with a "Camacho." I thought of it every time I talked to him (through no fault of his own - nothing like the character)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2018 04:11 PM (I2dne)
I thought they all knew it was bullshit , but just wanted Trump impeached....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (NFEMn)
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Yeah.... thats the problem.
Hyperbole is an awesome debate tactic to make ones point thru exaggeration or examining the extremes.
Its another thing entirely when you start believing your own bullshit.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (oYD2h)
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Whitey Bulger concurs. The 4 guys Mewler put in jail to shut them up, 2 of which died there, not so much.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (I16G8)
***
That does NOT look like the other pictures floating on the internet...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:44 PM (eSx+E)
But this one does have "high cheekbones".
heh.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (MQscF)
You didn't respect his Authori-TIE!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (NWiLs)
My work phone (an iPhone 5c from the dinosaur ages) has barely been able to charge for the last few months. It only happens with a certain amount of pressure at a certain angle.
I finally took the phone to the Help Desk and they were kind of amazed that I had dealt with it for so long.
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave me an iPhone 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (9ZlHt)
A former Dunkin' Donuts employee is accused of trying to rob the
same Lakewood store where he was fired over the summer for refusing to
serve a Cleveland police officer disciplined for his role in the fatal
shooting of Tamir Rice.
Shontay F. Brown, 30, is charged with aggravated robbery in the
Saturday incident at the Dunkin' Donuts on West 117th Street near
Franklin Boulevard, police said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (4mUNO)
You sure that's his full name? Not Shontay Dequan Latosha Trayvon Dinesta Pajama Lemonjello Ashontay Ngudjda Brown?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (bcbK8)
While we're abolishing the "Civil Service" perhaps Donnie TwoScoops could take a little time to put a (symbolic) bullet or two in the FED's cap.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (IbD2v)
He's always been doing Trump's bidding.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (/tuJf)
You have been and you've been on the money. But Rosenstein seems like such a weasel, a fussy bureaucrat from Central Casting....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (NFEMn)
I've a bridge for you. In Massachusetts. Comes with it's own oldsmobile...
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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A server, in a bathroom closet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (V+A8w)
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (2Mnv1)
Yeah.... thats the problem.
Hyperbole is an awesome debate tactic to make ones point thru exaggeration or examining the extremes.
Its another thing entirely when you start believing your own bullshit.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (8XRCm)
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Republicans are going to repeal the ACA any day now...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)
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Muhahahahaha.
"You're in good hands with DeepState"
...has possibilities.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (8XRCm)
printf ("Mueller is a hero and we all love him);
Else
printf ("Mueller serves orangeman and Putin);
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2018 04:11 PM (I2dne)
So...he didn't start firing a machine gun when he wanted to emphasize a point?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (NWiLs)
True dat. Rosy knows he's fucked either way. Helping to clean up the mess in which he participated may gain him a kinder, gentler hanging.
Posted by: Octopussy at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (X75qT)
Not the first time Wilfred Michael Stark has attacked a female staffer.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (V+A8w)
My work phone (an iPhone 5c from the dinosaur ages) has barely been able to charge for the last few months. It only happens with a certain amount of pressure at a certain angle.
I finally took the phone to the Help Desk and they were kind of amazed that I had dealt with it for so long.
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave me an iPhone 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (9ZlHt)
I still have my hand-me-down iPhone 5. It's fine, it's small and it does everything I need it to.
If it keeps running for 10 more years, I'll still be using it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8)
The Dems keep forgetting the first rule of hand grenades: after you pull the pin, you throw it away from you.
Posted by: pincorrect at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (ysmzk)
That has always been the danger with all lawlessness. Iirc, and I'm not sure I do, one term used is Moral Hazard.
Oh crap. Now I remembering the bank bailout and am getting pissed off. And I was in such a good mood. Drats.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla, at October 17, 2018 04:14 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 04:14 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 17, 2018 03:56 PM (Sda6L)
No way. Then she'd get the death penalty.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (N3MF3)
If it keeps running for 10 more years, I'll still be using it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK
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I don't really like Apple products. I don't like the UI that much.
But, phone with unlimited data that I can use as a wifi hot spot for the phone I actually use?
Yes please, I'll take a new one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Marcus T
Because courts have decided that journos are superior citizens, or the trial would be a chest-thumping farce with a necessarily high bar to clear in terms of cupability. Pick one or both.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (c07y/)
NPC today: Mueller is hack who was on Trumpf's side the whole time!!!1!1!1z!
--
After the fact reasoning. If you don't get the results you want, you have to rationalize what happened.
Before the Fact, Mueller was an honest stand-up guy and a great lawyer. Everyone said so.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (oYD2h)
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Also NPC Yesterday: Trump's a Traitor...colluded with Russia...Putin Puppet...Carter Page spy...Totally Unmerican...Assault to our Constitution...Russian Candidate
....
Conservative: Got any proof?
NPC: We'll have to wait and see what Mueller finds.
SOP: 15+ minutes of slander, usually followed up by an injunction against prematurely concluding there is no evidence, by "Wait and see what Mueller finds".
If they are going to start calling Mueller a stooge, there is a whole lot of footage, if I were Tucker Carlson, I would be archiving.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tuna
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Farmer's.
Posted by: We know a few things, because we've seen a few things at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (vyAx2)
And Milton doesn't get a piece.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (IbD2v)
Posted by: Insomniac
Should have offered to take him to a kegger 'n rape party if he let you skip duty.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (bie0E)
No argument on that. But I think a bigger part of the problem is that while Congress is free to swing away and they do so pretty much everyday on the teevee, the DOJ doesn't say squat. Oddly enough, they are back to following proper procedure under Trump.
Back on topic, this is a very interesting read given today's news. Also, Creepy Porn Lawyer.
https://tinyurl.com/ybzc92w7
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (/tuJf)
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave me an iPhone 4.''
That's a shame. The new ones are very nice. My 8 is so easy to use.
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (jm1YL)
If it keeps running for 10 more years, I'll still be using it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK
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I don't really like Apple products. I don't like the UI that much.
But, phone with unlimited data that I can use as a wifi hot spot for the phone I actually use?
Yes please, I'll take a new one.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:15 PM (9ZlHt)
We still have our unlimited data Verizon plan. They keep upping the monthly fee but we pay it, because we'll never get unlimited data offered again.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Famous lines for 200 Alex at October 17, 2018 04:02 PM
No, but they would tell him "Shut up!"
Posted by: Riker, waiting to beam down to Risa at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (ctuyM)
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The safer approach...in the jury room...."nope, the prosecution didn't prove guilt beyond a reasonable doubt" and then don't debate it. just say, nope...not going to vote to convict based on the evidence presented.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (vDqXW)
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave me an iPhone 4.''
That's a shame. The new ones are very nice. My 8 is so easy to use.
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (jm1YL)
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Dolley has an 8.
It's nice, but I still don't like Apple's UI.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (9ZlHt)
My work phone (an iPhone 5c from the dinosaur ages) has barely been able to charge for the last few months. It only happens with a certain amount of pressure at a certain angle.
I finally took the phone to the Help Desk and they were kind of amazed that I had dealt with it for so long.
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave me an iPhone 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (9ZlHt)
Take a toothpick and thoroughly clean out the phone's connection port for the charger. I've had this same problem, and it's due to pocket lint and whatnot building up around the contact and preventing the plug from seating properly. Dig that shit out and see if it works after.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (NWiLs)
I thought they all knew it was bullshit , but just wanted Trump impeached....
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (NFEMn)
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Yeah.... thats the problem.
Hyperbole is an awesome debate tactic to make ones point thru exaggeration or examining the extremes.
Its another thing entirely when you start believing your own bullshit.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (8XRCm)
I was half-joking, but seriously, how are they going to walk it back? Rachel Maddow, CNN, Kimmel and Colbert? They have been stoking "Trump Impeachment at 11" for two years for fun, ratings and profit. How are they going to break it to the clapping NPC seals that make up their audience?
I see mass suicides.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (NFEMn)
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There's an ongoing criminal investigation!
Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 04:17 PM (vyAx2)
Take a toothpick and thoroughly clean out the phone's connection port for the charger. I've had this same problem, and it's due to pocket lint and whatnot building up around the contact and preventing the plug from seating properly. Dig that shit out and see if it works after.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, the Help Desk did that twice, and still the phone won't charge.
I tried it weeks ago, and just dealt with it.
But no more!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:17 PM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Brian Eno, for short at October 17, 2018 04:17 PM (bno28)
Posted by: Tuna
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Farmer's.''
We've seen a thing or two.
Dum,ta dum ta dum dum dum
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:17 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:18 PM (bcbK8)
I see mass suicides.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (NFEMn)
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They still speak of how W. stole the 2000 election.
It'll just be a boogeyman about the evils of Rethuglicans forever. Fake but accurate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:18 PM (9ZlHt)
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (vDqXW)
And not just him.
And what about all those "Mueller is Coming...." and similar memes that the bots tweet out on Trump's twitter feed?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:18 PM (NFEMn)
Shontay F. Brown, 30, is charged with aggravated robbery in the Saturday incident at the Dunkin' Donuts on West 117th Street near Franklin Boulevard, police said.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (4mUNO)
"Yeah, I'll go rob the same place I used to work. No one will recognize me there."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2018 04:18 PM (N3MF3)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM
A female staffer who molested him would have jumped the Stark.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 04:18 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Iblis at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (9221z)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (5jVnA)
phone's connection port for the charger. I've had this same problem, and
it's due to pocket lint and whatnot building up around the contact and
preventing the plug from seating properly. Dig that shit out and see if
it works after.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, the Help Desk did that twice, and still the phone won't charge.
I tried it weeks ago, and just dealt with it.
But no more!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:17 PM (9ZlHt)
Try leaning the phone against something so the charging jack is pointing up, that way all the electricity will just kinda pour into you phone.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (ymnmz)
I tried it weeks ago, and just dealt with it.
But no more!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:17 PM (9ZlHt)
Bummer. Worked like charm for me. At least it sounds like you're getting a new phone out of the deal at least.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (NWiLs)
Same problem and dug it out with a thumbtack.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (bcbK8)
But the kicker is that jury nullification has been found perfectly legal, as it were, by the SCOTUS. The only caveat they gave was that you are not allowed to try to convince the rest of the jury to follow you.
My real issue was that I don't think more than 3 or 4 other people on the panel even knew what the judge meant by "follow my instructions". And listening to their answers to other voir dire questions it was pretty clear that most of the other panelists were lying their asses off.
The funniest part of the story was that the judge ended up having read the wrong instructions to charge the jury. He corrected himself after the prosecution spoke to him on a sidebar. I LOLed in court at that.
The next time I was called for jury duty I got in trouble because a question on the written voir dire asked if I trust officers of the court and witnesses the same (or something like that). I responded "No" and then when the judge asked me to clariffy I told her that I tended not to trust officers of the court since they all had more personal interests in the outcome of the case than most of the lay people involved. That devolved into an argument about lawyers and I told her that all the lawyers I knew were generally untrustworthy people of low moral fiber. She actually tried to argue with me that my opinion of lawyers was wrong. I told her that she can't prove an opinion of mine wrong. It's an opinion and the court asked me for my opinion. Again, that was the honest truth. But I did tell her that I would follow her instructions, which was bullshit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (MQscF)
Not the first time Wilfred Michael Stark has attacked a female staffer.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 04:13 PM (9qZ3S)
Total serial killer name.
Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (NWiLs)
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How new is the questions at stake here.
I'll find out as soon as I peal myself away from here and walk to the other building again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (9ZlHt)
Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards?
WTFF?
They should have seen her coming a mile away.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (5jVnA)
Wasn't that the headline in the Starr when they found Edwards love child?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your FBI at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK
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Check T Mobile. They have unlimited data plans, and great rate plans if you're 29 + 26 or over.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (I16G8)
I didn't mention it on the ONT, bcz no one needs to read that before bedtime. However, I suggest reading it. Especially if you want a great summary of all the things threatened.
Also, he makes a point that people's guns will not save them and makes another suggestion. I probably need to re-read that part.
I want the GOP in charge so we can call them and get them to move on the Wall, Tech and all the other crap they screw around with. But I'm one piddling voice. So I hope the rest of the Normals will too. Bcz this is it. Our one chance during Trump.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla, at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 04:21 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)
No. SHrillary is definitely a Liberty Mutual driver ... "You drive your new car out of the lot and smash it into a garage column!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:21 PM (MQscF)
1) The Friday before the election word leaks out that Mueller has ZIP on PDJT, there is ZERO Russian "collusion", and his final report to congress will be issued right after the election
2) The GOPe gains anywhere from 6-10 Senate seats and holds the HOR, perhaps even gaining a couple of seats
3) Muller releases his report and it's pretty much precisely as the the weekend rumors indicated
So, what's the over/under on how many cities are aflame by the 8th of November 2018?
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:21 PM (IbD2v)
Same problem and dug it out with a thumbtack.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (tqpcJ)
Yep. I thought it better to use a non-metallic object but it probably doesn't make that much of a difference. The hard part is getting everything from the underside of the contact, as there's less room between it and the phone body.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:21 PM (NWiLs)
And the local car wash, which the last time I was there, I found that only one of the 25 or so employees could speak english, is struggling to hire folk to work.
Manager quoted as saying "I can't hire anybody"
That's OK.
The place does shitty car washes anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2018 04:22 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:22 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Fox New Producer to Richard Goodstein at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:10 PM (jm1YL)
Ahem, hmm. I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (9ZlHt)
Hopefully it won't be one of those Motorolas that's the size of a cinder block.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK
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Check T Mobile. They have unlimited data plans, and great rate plans if you're 29 + 26 or over.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 04:20 PM (I16G
T Mobile has good coverage in Seattle but we travel a bit. Verizion USED to have better coverage and call quality. But that was years ago, no idea what the current infrastructure is like.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)
Why yes, Jack, it is.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:05 PM (/tuJf)
heh
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (XROPS)
phone's connection port for the charger. I've had this same problem, and
it's due to pocket lint and whatnot building up around the contact and
preventing the plug from seating properly. Dig that shit out and see if
it works after.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (NWiLs)
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Yeah, the Help Desk did that twice, and still the phone won't charge.
I tried it weeks ago, and just dealt with it.
But no more!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:17 PM (9ZlHt)
Try leaning the phone against something so the charging jack is pointing up, that way all the electricity will just kinda pour into you phone.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 04:19 PM (ymnmz)
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Just do what I do.
Buy an Android phone.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (8XRCm)
I've saved three iPhones that way.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:21 PM (IbD2v)
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Rock and Roll!
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:21 PM (IbD2v)
Then Trump declares Martial Law and becomes the "dictator" they always thought he was??
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: buzzfeed reporter at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Fox New Producer to Richard Goodstein at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (vDqXW)
Antisemitism, is it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:25 PM (/tuJf)
"How Big Tech will sway the midterms..."
https://tinyurl.com/ybjz9jye
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla, at October 17, 2018 04:26 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 04:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:21 PM (IbD2v)
Then Trump declares Martial Law and becomes the "dictator" they always thought he was??
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (NFEMn)
That happens and I'm gonna need to tip Stormy another $1000 for another hour of orgy porgy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK8)
They make some spray-on electronics cleaner. I've used it a lot, and it seems to work pretty good. It's a fast evaporating solvent that is safe for electronic parts.
Stuff like carb cleaner, while damn good (and hell on your skin) can corrode electronic parts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 04:27 PM (f1Vqw)
2) The GOPe gains anywhere from 6-10 Senate seats and holds the HOR, perhaps even gaining a couple of seats
3) Muller releases his report and it's pretty much precisely as the the weekend rumors indicated
So, what's the over/under on how many cities are aflame by the 8th of November 2018?
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:21 PM (IbD2v)
And how about this? Who ultimately gets the blame? On whom will the mob turn their hatred?
The media?
Hillary?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (NFEMn)
how many names can one person have?!
Her nickname is "Stinky"
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (he4g6)
I've got an iPhone 6 I'll give you. Will work. It take the hit for a new phone
Posted by: Golfman at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (OgScI)
Posted by: Cindy McCain at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (wJMQv)
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I do not know what to think. Plz halp me.
Posted by: NPC
you forgot "norman coordinate"
Posted by: :^| at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 04:27 PM (f1Vqw)
It's probably mostly alcohol.
Don't let Kitty Dukakis get her hands on it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL)
The media?
Hillary?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (NFEMn)
Why, Trump's inflammatory rhetoric of course!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (NWiLs)
Stuff like carb cleaner, while damn good (and hell on your skin) can corrode electronic parts.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 04:27 PM (f1Vqw)
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MAF sensor cleaner. Get of from an Auto PArts store. Much much cheaper than electronics cleaner.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Born Free at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (JCMR3)
Posted by: Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:16 PM (NFEMn)
Gee-what-a-shame. Hey, anyone read any good books lately?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (MX7xj)
how many names can one person have?!
Her nickname is "Stinky"
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (he4g6)
I thought she pissed off John.
Posted by: Golfman at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (OgScI)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (mQENJ)
damn.... my typing sux today.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Fox New Producer to Richard Goodstein at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (vDqXW)
Antisemitism, is it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK
I think he means "clown nose."
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (jm1YL)
LASue at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (XROPS)
You'll like this.
https://tinyurl.com/ybzc92w7
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:25 PM (/tuJf)
Wait, the Mayflower Madwoman passed the records to Creepy Porn Lawyer?
Does this mean that CPL might get hauled in?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (fA1SL)
Right, Jackie?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 04:28 PM (fA1SL)
That happens and Stormy gets $2000 for two extra hours and I call in sick the next day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
claims the reporter wouldn't publish anything she gave him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: JustN at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (vrFez)
Posted by: Fox New Producer to Richard Goodstein at October 17, 2018 04:23 PM (vDqXW)
Antisemitism, is it?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK
I think he means "clown nose."
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (NFEMn)
Oh, though we had a Monty Python skit thing going.
Carry on!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (bcbK8)
MAF sensor cleaner. Get of from an Auto PArts store. Much much cheaper than electronics cleaner.
Having bought both recently, they're both at the auto parts store, and they cost about the same.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Does this mean that CPL might get hauled in?
Don't know if it was her or someone else but someone leaked Cohen's bank records from the Treasury Dept. and Treasury has been investigating.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 04:29 PM (mQENJ)
Immerse in warm, soapy water for at least 30 minutes.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (NWiLs)
Give us a break, ok.
Aluminum oxide 600 grit, wet/dry.
Lubricate it on the screen with Himalayan spring water.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (cqNba)
And a lint free cloth.
Works very well.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (Uiz/V)
The microfiber cloths are excellent for this.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
The NYT is warming up the traditional late October hit piece as we speak. There will be SOME October surprise but Mueller probably won't be it.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (RD7QR)
And a lint free cloth.
Works very well.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (Uiz/V)
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Or... you can spend the big bucks and get a bidet.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
I feel like that weekly now. Only question is if it is a Left Shoe or a Right Shoe.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (mQENJ)
Yup. They get all pissy if you don't agree with their bullshit. They treat jurors as bad as the criminals. I have nothing but contempt for their court. Fuck the injustice system.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Whiskey Sours Edwards at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
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I'm betting that PDT has several shoes yet to drop, to be used on their own or as a counter to anything the Dems can dream up.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)
And Treasury does not fuck around.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (NFEMn)
Give us a break, ok.
Aluminum oxide 600 grit, wet/dry.
Lubricate it on the screen with Himalayan spring water.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (cqNba)
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No.
Too much work.
Spray with lacquer thinner and just let it dry.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (8XRCm)
Yup. They get all pissy if you don't agree with their bullshit. They treat jurors as bad as the criminals. I have nothing but contempt for their court. Fuck the injustice system.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (eAZVt)
Petty tyrants in black robes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
The NYT is warming up the traditional late October hit piece as we speak. There will be SOME October surprise but Mueller probably won't be it.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 17, 2018 04:31 PM (RD7QR)
Could be something like that, could be personal. Just a generalized feeling I've had since earlier today that something bad is going to happen.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Caliban at October 17, 2018 04:33 PM (qEujL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 17, 2018 04:33 PM (cqNba)
How much fun would it be if CPL got caught up in leaking classified information and went to prison?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Whiskey Sours Edwards at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (vtcmf)
https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/10/two-gop-
minnesota-candidates-assaulted-in-separate-incidents/
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (VIz3b)
Posted by: dartist at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Guard NPC Pathfinder:Kingmaker at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: SMH at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (pg8cS)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:33 PM (NWiLs)
In all seriousness, if we're coming into the week before the election and it looks like the Dems are going to not win-back the House and lose more than, say, 3 senate seats I am very, very concerned that weekend could be over-the-top violent.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:35 PM (IbD2v)
drive containing the confidential reports when she was arrested Tuesday.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at October 17, 2018 04:35 PM (e8kgV)
How much fun would it be if CPL got caught up in leaking classified information and went to prison?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (/tuJf)
And became something of a "porn star"--in a manner of speaking--himself?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:35 PM (NFEMn)
that poop did not stick.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:35 PM (PuNWi)
One of my favorite commercials atm is the Progressive commercial (yeah, I know) with Flo trying to talk to her sister (her in a different costume, of course) while the slacker sister is riding an exercise back while obsessed with her cell phone. "Biking is my passion!" delivered in a totally dead pan, intensely bored voice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SMH at October 17, 2018 04:35 PM (pg8cS)
Posted by: Insomniac
**
Sing out and slap hot iron to it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (fA1SL)
You'll like this.
https://tinyurl.com/ybzc92w7
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:25 PM (/tuJf)
I sure do!
Wow.
Posted by: buzzfeed reporter at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (XROPS)
Authorities say Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards was found witha flash
drive containing the confidential reports when she was arrested Tuesday.
Ha ha ha.
So boned.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (oVJmc)
Quiet, I'm blasting my quads.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (IbD2v)
Oh.... which reminds me. Any of ya'all. that are new to the frozen Midwest, remember to replace your cars coolant with plain tap water this winter.
Its already cold and you wont need coolant.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
please calm. you cannot control everything around you. live in the present. you are thoughtful and funny as hell. and you are here. it's going to be ok
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (d7Ww2)
Quiet, I'm blasting my quads.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (IbD2v)
"Hush...Hush...thought I heard her calling my name."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)
I feel like that weekly now. Only question is if it is a Left Shoe or a Right Shoe.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (mQENJ)
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Weekly?
Try daily.
Posted by: SMH at October 17, 2018 04:37 PM (pg8cS)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:37 PM (PuNWi)
How much fun would it be if CPL got caught up in leaking classified information and went to prison?"
With respect to the Pentagon Papers case, I'm not sure if an indictment of someone who receives stolen information will stand up in court anymore. The person who actually lifted it (Ms. Mayflower) of course can be charged.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 04:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 04:37 PM (mQENJ)
Oh.... which reminds me. Any of ya'all. that are new to the frozen Midwest, remember to replace your cars coolant with plain tap water this winter.
Its already cold and you wont need coolant.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
It's a Trap!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK8)
Who is it gonna be? Comey? Clapper? BRENNAN? Avenatti?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 04:38 PM (NFEMn)
Thanks.
*deep breath*
I've been under a massive amount of stress lately, which doesn't help.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 04:32 PM (eAZVt)
The fact is that if you are considered a material witness by a judge or sit on a jury you have absolutely NO RIGHTS, whatsoever. None. The judge can expose any private information of a "witness" to the public, if he wants to, and said witness has lost all rights to free movement, freedom of association, right to due process ... pretty much every individual liberty the Constitution details. Jurors lose all rights of freedom of movement, association and can also have their private information rifled through (though that might not become public information ... yay!) if the judge deems it necessary.
No one in America is allowed to be abused and violated like a material witness (which is just determined by the judge's whim) or a juror. It's kind of weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:38 PM (MQscF)
https://heavy.com/news/2018/10/natalie-mayflower-sours-edwards/
Also argues she is...pro-Brett Kavanaugh????
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 03:37 PM (eSx+E)
Maybe she realizes that due process may work out better for her in the long run after she squeals on the person who told her to do this.
Actually she's sending out chaff. SHe's been caught.
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 04:38 PM (he4g6)
Yeah, that's where I get the CRC electronics cleaner, at the auto parts store. It's right there with the carb and brake cleaner.
Looking at the MDS for the CRC electronics cleaner, it's the mostly methylpentane, diflouroethane, and naptha.
It will absolutely freeze your fingers as it evaporates.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 04:38 PM (f1Vqw)
https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/10/two-gop-
minnesota-candidates-assaulted-in-separate-incidents/
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (VIz3b)
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anarchists
*spit*
Do "anarchists" realize they'd be the very first to perish if *actual* anarchy came to pass???
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:37 PM (PuNWi)
It breaks down at higher levels, buggy.
But first chapter is good. Fun in a Balder's Gate kind of way.
My God, though. Some of the character dialog is so femiwoke. Supercringe.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:39 PM (bcbK8)
Its already cold and you wont need coolant.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
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lol
Posted by: SMH at October 17, 2018 04:39 PM (pg8cS)
Yea, charging reporters for reporting classified information is pretty difficult if not impossible. But I'm not giving up my dream.
Keep Hope Alive!
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:39 PM (/tuJf)
I honestly thought someone made that name up. That is really something.
Posted by: moki at October 17, 2018 04:39 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Whiskey Sours Edwards at October 17, 2018 04:39 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:38 PM (8XRCm)
Of course, they're much more akin to Bolsheviks than actual anarchists.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)
I will have you know that my Christmas tree is quite nice, thankyouverymuch. The garland looks like hard candy, there's a giant mercury glass Jack in a box and a large spike nail. Oh and fake gingerbread.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2018 04:40 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (/tuJf)
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He has already started the hashtag #releasethesar ( suspicious activity report), so looks like he is involved somehow.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 04:40 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Citizen NPC Pathfinder:Kingmaker at October 17, 2018 04:40 PM (DB16e)
Its already cold and you wont need coolant.
Posted by: fixerupper
Idiot. Cold tap water will freeze. I use HOT tap water.
Posted by: Bruce at October 17, 2018 04:41 PM (8ikIW)
My work phone (an iPhone 5c from the dinosaur ages) has barely been able to charge for the last few months. It only happens with a certain amount of pressure at a certain angle.
I finally took the phone to the Help Desk and they were kind of amazed that I had dealt with it for so long.
Still, I wouldn't be surprised if they gave me an iPhone 4.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 04:12 PM (9ZlHt)
Either the port itself was failing or it's connection to the board was. I've swapped out several tablets and a couple of power bricks for the micro USB ports breaking. (None of mine. Mrs IMG's and Grandson the Elder's).
I take goodly care if using a device that's plugged into a charger.
I like the USB-C connectors a lot better.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 17, 2018 04:41 PM (di1hb)
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I have received what I deem to be impolite letters from them. They don't seem to have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 04:41 PM (LJsYz)
Posted by: Natalie Mayflower Whiskey Sours Edwards at October 17, 2018 04:42 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 04:42 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 04:42 PM (he4g6)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:07 PM (myI6j)
So, the Doctors got your colon shoving out soggy biscuits again, then?
Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2018 04:43 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:43 PM (PuNWi)
minnesota-candidates-assaulted-in-separate-incidents/
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 17, 2018 04:34 PM (VIz3b)
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Here with less work: http://tinyurl.com/y7c6cmt3
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Hey, it can get a lot civiler once they get their way, like a toddler, as Hillary says.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (vDqXW)
Just not worth bickering with that tentacle of Levithan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
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Pouring booze in them (a la the ONT) is still difficult. Someone should market a bespoke AoSHQ-logoed USB funnel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (ZY9MN)
Natalia Nina Pinta Santa Maria Amargo Eduardo.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 04:42 PM (/qEW2)
They have the most retarded naming protocols - girls names for guys "Jose Maria ...", repeating names "Jose Santiago Santiago Lopez", and then the endless name lists as you point out.
I think that's why Spanish-speaking countries are such shitholes. You can't do stuff like that and not have to suffer consequences.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (MQscF)
Dear IRS,
I no longer wish to receive your newsletter. Please remove me from your mailing list.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:43 PM (8XRCm)
Yeah, tried that one too.
Posted by: Wesley Snipes at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (RD7QR)
Dear IRS,
I no longer wish to receive your newsletter. Please remove me from your mailing list.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:43 PM (8XRCm)
LOL...
Dear IRS, stop calling.
(just got another fake IRS call).
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Baron Pathfinder:Kingmaker at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)
"Senior Trump Official Charged With Leaking Information on Russia Probe Targets"
Next up: "Jews Implicated in Concentration Camp Construction"
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (koNhm)
Its already cold and you wont need coolant.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)
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I grew up in Chicago, and one winter it got down to -80 with the wind chill for a couple of weeks. There were idiots putting cardboard between their grill and radiator so they wouldn't freeze up.
Yeah, overheating cars in -80 weather.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 04:45 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: DOCTOR AMY BISHOP at October 17, 2018 04:45 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:45 PM (PuNWi)
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The Mayflower Sour:
Place a fish head and an ear of corn in a glass. Fill the glass with cheap trade whiskey and add lime juice to taste. Serve by throwing against the wall when Trump appears on TV, then demand to know who damaged your house.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 17, 2018 04:45 PM (sgwcO)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 04:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 04:46 PM (gmo/4)
***
Pretty sure we've got a different sort of SC right now...presuming Judge Roberts doesn't adopt any more kids from Ireland.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 04:46 PM (eSx+E)
Wind chill is not real temperature. The coldest actual temperature I've seen here is -23F.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 04:47 PM (eAZVt)
Its already cold and you wont need coolant.
Posted by: fixerupper
Also, don't forget to reverse your battery cables so the heater will blow instead of the AC.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 04:47 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 04:47 PM (nFwvY)
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The Mayflower Sour:
Place a fish head and an ear of corn in a glass. Fill the glass with cheap trade whiskey and add lime juice to taste. Serve by throwing against the wall when Trump appears on TV, then demand to know who damaged your house.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 17, 2018 04:45 PM (sgwcO)
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I suggest substituting bitters for the lime juice,
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 04:47 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 04:48 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 04:46 PM (nFwvY)
Thanks for reminding me - I forgot to add to my list of rights taken away:
Jurors are modern slaves. IN Philly, we got paid $9/day for jury duty that we were not allowed to decline. That certainly qualifies as slavery. The Constitution only allows for slavery as punishment for a crime but, instead, the convicts retain rights in jail and the jurors are enslaved for the trial.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:48 PM (MQscF)
In 192 AD, there was a Roman Emperor whom we now called (in retrospect) Gordian II. But what was his real full name?
Behold:
Caesar Marcus Antonius Gordianus Sempronianus Romanus Africanus Augvstus
Luckily, he was only emperor for three weeks.
Posted by: Diego Flores de Rivera Sanchez Nuestra Senora de los Dolores Navarro San Luis Lopez at October 17, 2018
**
There was a big scramble for the Top Seat once Commodus got offed by his family and the Praetorians. (Unlike in the movie Gladiator, he ruled, if you want to call it that, for 12 years.) I think that was the year, too, that the Praetorians actually auctioned off the emperorship, and a Roman businessman put in the high bid. He didn't last long.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 04:48 PM (Fz8ov)
Wind chill is not real temperature. The coldest actual temperature I've seen here is -23F.
Posted by: Chris M
Real temperature only affects non living materials.
Wind chill affects living things.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 04:48 PM (hAdu/)
LOL! Good advice here today.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 04:48 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 04:49 PM (HaL55)
In 192 AD, there was a Roman Emperor whom we now called (in retrospect) Gordian II. But what was his real full name?
Behold:
Caesar Marcus Antonius Gordianus Sempronianus Romanus Africanus Augvstus
Luckily, he was only emperor for three weeks.
Posted by: Diego Flores de Rivera Sanchez Nuestra Senora de los Dolores Navarro San Luis Lopez at October 17, 2018
**
They must have been really pissed when they had to redo the Imperial letterhead.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Behold:
Caesar Marcus Antonius Gordianus Sempronianus Romanus Africanus Augvstus
Luckily, he was only emperor for three weeks.
Posted by: Diego Flores de Rivera Sanchez Nuestra Senora de los Dolores Navarro San Luis Lopez at October 17, 2018 04:06 PM (c+2jX)
He had to use a toxic amount of sphincter bleach on his Gordianus along with his Sempronianus, in addition to his Romanus and not to mention his Africanus.
He was also referred to as "Quattroanus", literally "Four Buttholes", as a tease when he was in the fourth grade, since glasses weren't invented yet.
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 04:50 PM (he4g6)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (PuNWi)
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 04:44 PM (vDqXW)
*shrug*
Been told here, by the "mature adults" that know better, for a long time - that I just don't understand how this shit works.
Well - far be it from me to interject my dumb-fuck self into current events.
Cooler Heads - Prevail. I'll be over here watchin'.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (UfHIz)
Come for the political snark,
Stay for the insane advice on any subject.
Gawd I love this place.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: hepcat at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (5b+Sr)
Just not worth bickering with that tentacle of Levithan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Heh. 4 figure fine for being two months late filing a single page with my signature on it. No money was owed or involved, there was no liability, nothing. Just an oversight on the filing deadline.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (Vhoaq)
In 192 AD, there was a Roman Emperor whom we now called (in retrospect) Gordian II. But what was his real full name?
"Gordo" to his drinking buds. Did awesome amphorae stands!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2018 04:52 PM (pNxlR)
I laughed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 04:52 PM (AllCR)
Didius Julianus. what an idiot.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018
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That's it. Imagine a less canny version of Thurston Howell the Third, or a blowhard Midwestern businessman as played by Edward Andrews, and you'd about have it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 04:53 PM (Fz8ov)
4 Names is the New 3 Names!
Regarde'...
Lee Harvey Sours Oswald
John Wayne Sours Gacy
Mark David Sours Chapman
Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2018 04:53 PM (9X624)
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Now, if only he was a banjo player, all of the boxes would be checked.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 04:53 PM (Vhoaq)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:53 PM (PuNWi)
Just not worth bickering with that tentacle of Levithan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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Heh. 4 figure fine for being two months late filing a single page with my signature on it. No money was owed or involved, there was no liability, nothing. Just an oversight on the filing deadline.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (Vhoaq)
Oh yeah. I got hit with 'late fees' that had already compounded twice before they even bothered telling me there was a problem.
Thugs.
But...pick your fights. I ain't going to open that door.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK8)
Apparently the girlfriend was driving the two of them somewhere when she saw an ex-boyfriend and decided, over the current boyfriend's, err strenuous, objections to pull over and pick the previous one up and take him along for the ride.
Later, in front of girlfriend's children (not from either old or new boyfriend) new boyfriend supposedly got in a big argument that led to the physical confrontation.
Apparently this had happened several times to girlfriend before...as the defense lawyer started a line of questioning along these lines before the judge ruled he couldn't...
They were both horrible, horrible people. I did find out they met because new boyfriend was serving time with girlfriend's uncle. What a match made in heaven!
I wanted to send *all* of them to jail, but for some reason they plea bargained...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 04:53 PM (eSx+E)
Just not worth bickering with that tentacle of Levithan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Hell! Just let it pile up to about 180 thousand and then call those guys on the commercial. You'll end up paying about a buck fiddy
Posted by: Bruce at October 17, 2018 04:53 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2018 04:54 PM (MVjcR)
Luckily, he was only emperor for three weeks.
Posted by: Diego Flores de Rivera Sanchez Nuestra Senora de los Dolores Navarro San Luis Lopez at October 17, 2018
**
They must have been really pissed when they had to redo the Imperial letterhead.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:50 PM (NWiLs)
...
You know how everyone has dropped the www in internet addresses? You have to wonder why Latin just didn't drop the "US" in names--what is that, forth declension?
Carving that every time would suck.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2018 04:54 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:54 PM (bcbK8)
Just not worth bickering with that tentacle of Levithan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Hell! Just let it pile up to about 180 thousand and then call those guys on the commercial. You'll end up paying about a buck fiddy
Posted by: Bruce at October 17, 2018 04:53 PM (8ikIW)
Riiiiiiiiiight.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:55 PM (bcbK8)
Natalie Mayflower Sours are the worst candy evah!
Like a combination of old sweat pads, vinegar balls, cat hair, and asparagus.
Buy now to give to your Libtard Trick or Treaters.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2018 04:55 PM (9X624)
Behold:
Caesar Marcus Antonius Gordianus Sempronianus Romanus Africanus Augvstus
Luckily, he was only emperor for three weeks.
Posted by: Diego Flores de Rivera Sanchez Nuestra Senora de los
Dolores Navarro San Luis Lopez at October 17, 2018 04:06 PM (c+2jX)
He had to use a toxic amount of sphincter bleach on his Gordianus
along with his Sempronianus, in addition to his Romanus and not to
mention his Africanus.
He was also referred to as "Quattroanus", literally "Four
Buttholes", as a tease when he was in the fourth grade, since glasses
weren't invented yet.
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 04:50 PM (he4g6)
His brother, Earlius Scheibious Painterious would also be teased at the local vomitorium for losing money on his chariot painting business.
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 04:55 PM (gmo/4)
In 192 AD, there was a Roman Emperor whom we now called (in retrospect) Gordian II. But what was his real full name?
"Gordo" to his drinking buds. Did awesome amphorae stands!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2018 04:52 PM (pNxlR)
Yeah, but I heard he was Knotty...
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 04:56 PM (NgKpN)
internet addresses? You have to wonder why Latin just didn't drop the
"US" in names--what is that, forth declension?
Carving that every time would suck.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2018
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"Didi Julian," then? Or "Commode" instead of "Commodus"? I think the idea might have gotten shot down early.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 04:56 PM (Fz8ov)
I'll be over here watchin'.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM
No worries. As the inventor of the ScoggDog Scale, you get a fair amount of slack around here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 04:56 PM (ctuyM)
Gawd I love this place.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (myjNJ)
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Tangentally related.
My youngest cut himself late one night with an Xacto knife. Bled pretty good and he really needed a stitch or two.
He tried to "fix" it himself with superglue. But instead of pulling the skin together he just kinda "puttied" the cut shut.
Next morning Mrs Fixer and I told him we need to get that out of there as best we could and get him to Urgentcare for a stitch.
Some of you know the best superglue remover is acetone. He started wiping his bondo job with acetone on papertowels and asked me "when will I know this is working"???
I told him "Oh .... you will know. Trust me."
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2018 04:57 PM (gfQAD)
is this the 50th iteration? I don't care I just have to release it for for my goodness....
Posted by: saf at October 17, 2018 04:57 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 04:57 PM (T4oHT)
internet addresses? You have to wonder why Latin just didn't drop the
"US" in names--what is that, forth declension?
Carving that every time would suck.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2018
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*
"Didi Julian," then? Or "Commode" instead of "Commodus"? I think the idea might have gotten shot down early.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 04:56 PM (Fz8ov)
...
They could have invented the apostrophe.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2018 04:57 PM (yL25O)
I told him "Oh .... you will know. Trust me."
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:57 PM (8XRCm)
..
Ow. I bet the neighbors knew too.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2018 04:58 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 04:58 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2018 04:58 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:54 PM (bcbK
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Thanks! But I get to hide my lousy shooting for a while longer. I spoke with Ben Had last night who reports the back pasture is just too wet to use without sinking to your shins. Looks like we'll be doing crafts instead!
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:54 PM (bcbK
ooof, if I didn't understand the context........
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (d7Ww2)
Been some good timing on a lot of it. Hmmm.
Wonder if it's just coincidence?
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (T4oHT)
I told him "Oh .... you will know. Trust me."
Posted by: fixerupper at October 17, 2018 04:57 PM (8XRCm)
..
Ow. I bet the neighbors knew too.
Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2018 04:58 PM (yL25O)
The tingling means it's working.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: paleRider at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (eASYU)
I'll be over here watchin'.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM
No worries. As the inventor of the ScoggDog Scale, you get a fair amount of slack around here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 04:56 PM (ctuyM)
Sometimes Scogg is right, sometimes Jack is right.
I want to hear from both y'all.
In the mean time, 1000 rounds of .45 for $220? Yes, please.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (MVjcR)
Wear tennis rackets.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK
YE Oooww.. TEMPTATIONS SING!
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 05:00 PM (he4g6)
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 05:01 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)
I bet his mother is disappointed that he was not a nurse or mailman. ( bit by Filipino comedian Jo Koy)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 05:01 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (MQscF)
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We discussed snowshoes but they're tough to come by this time of year in Texas.
Posted by: Weasel at October 17, 2018 05:01 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 04:51 PM (PuNWi)
The guy on the Yankees? Good hitter, excellent glove.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 05:01 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Barack O'Bama at October 17, 2018 05:02 PM (qEujL)
Sounds familiar - last Sunday I was putting down linoleum tiles in a laundry room and I slit a fingertip with a linoleum cutter. (like a boxcutter but 10 times as sharp) Luckily no stitches, but yeah it soaked some paper towels before it quit.
It occurred to me that I've left at least a little bit of blood on every building or house I've ever worked on. Like some kind of ritual I never really intend, but it happens anyway.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 05:02 PM (Kpl3J)
Carving that every time would suck.
Posted by: TexasDan
Remember on the old tv shows how they would put the year made in Roman numerals?
Just as I got to where I could read it, they quit doing it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 05:02 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 04:56 PM (ctuyM)
Sometimes his opinions are a 1. Other times a 0.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 05:02 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:09 PM (bcbK
Now you gave me an earwig. I'll have to stop it with another song.
"Can't touch this..."
"Can't touch this..."
"Can't touch this..."
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 05:02 PM (he4g6)
Posted by: Headline News Anchor's Family of Cats at October 17, 2018 05:02 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Headline News Anchor's Family of Cats at October 17, 2018 05:03 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: TexasDan at October 17, 2018 04:57 PM (yL25O)
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Fuck You!
Posted by: Remus and Romulus at October 17, 2018 05:03 PM (vDqXW)
Gordian II was born in AD 192. He was emperor for a couple of weeks in AD 238.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2018
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Good point. AD 192 was the year Commodus bit the big olive chalupa, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 05:04 PM (Fz8ov)
You can buy the clotting powder in Academy now.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 05:04 PM (tqpcJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 04:54 PM (bcbK
ooof, if I didn't understand the context........
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (d7Ww2)
Saucy!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 05:04 PM (bcbK8)
but you only get what you pay for.
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 05:04 PM (T4oHT)
"Can't touch this..."
"Can't touch this..."
"Can't touch this..."
Posted by: Minuteman at October 17, 2018 05:02 PM (he4g6)
Daughter worked at the zoo. In the aquarium they had some tanks where the kids could touch starfish and the like. Another tank where you couldn't touch anything was called the MC Hammer tank.
Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2018 05:04 PM (J70i0)
Just saw a pistol in the antique mall that I can't recognize. Heavily nickel plated, rosewood (or maybe red Micarta?) grips, but you can see the nickel-plated frame all the way around. Trigger appears to have been made from a piece of flat metal stock, and is pivoted at some point above the trigger guard; does not project from grip area. Barrel looks like 4 or 5 inches, and has a smooth "figure 8" profile if viewed end-on, with the actual barrel being a little bigger than the tube below. But it all seems to be one piece. Could not see the business end, as it is in a locked cabinet with a sheathed sword covering the muzzle. No name on it, but a serial number stamped on the frame above the trigger guard. Bottom of grip has an opening to insert magazine.
I think it's a real gun, as it looks too heavy and too well made to be a toy. Closest I can come to a look-alike is the Colt 1903 hammerless, but the trigger is different.
Anyone have a clue?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 05:04 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM
What am I, shaken, not stirred, borscht?
Posted by: Ivan Skavinski Skavar at October 17, 2018 05:05 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 17, 2018 05:05 PM (CRwSV)
--
Patrick Bumatay, an openly gay conservative of Philipino descent to serve on that court.
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Bumatay?? Isn't that the tournament at the end of the Jean Claude Van Damme gay porn movie "Buttsport"?
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 05:06 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: paleRider at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM (eASYU)
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This only works if you pull the cardboard after the car gets up to temp. I've seen firsthand what happens if you leave it there and drive any distance with it in place. Steam.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 05:06 PM (I16G8)
Hard to say without pics. I'll guess it's a Star. Or some other Spanish gun. They have the pivoting trigger on the Star BM.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Presidential Alert at October 17, 2018 05:07 PM (ABH6n)
Actually, you do that so the water will heat up.
When it's really cold and the radiator is open then the water diverted to the heater doesn't get very warm.
Truckers do it to. In fact Truck manufacturers put vanes in front of the radiators so they can be closed off.
Just remember to take the cardboard out when the weather turns warm.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 05:07 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 04:59 PM
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They joke is that it was the suffix of royalty. So when ordinary Slavs came to America they simply tacked the royal ending on to their own names.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 05:08 PM (vDqXW)
Oh right, thanks Obama.
Posted by: Presidential Alert at October 17, 2018 05:08 PM (ABH6n)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 05:08 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Second Front Door Fucker at October 17, 2018 05:08 PM (F2F1Y)
Posted by: Golfman at October 17, 2018 05:08 PM (OgScI)
Just saw a pistol in the antique mall that I can't recognize.
Heavily nickel plated, rosewood (or maybe red Micarta?) grips, but you
can see the nickel-plated frame all the way around. Trigger appears to
have been made from a piece of flat metal stock, and is pivoted at some
point above the trigger guard; does not project from grip area. Barrel
looks like 4 or 5 inches, and has a smooth "figure 8" profile if viewed
end-on, with the actual barrel being a little bigger than the tube
below. But it all seems to be one piece. Could not see the business end,
as it is in a locked cabinet with a sheathed sword covering the muzzle.
No name on it, but a serial number stamped on the frame above the
trigger guard. Bottom of grip has an opening to insert magazine.
I think it's a real gun, as it looks too heavy and too well
made to be a toy. Closest I can come to a look-alike is the Colt 1903
hammerless, but the trigger is different.
Anyone have a clue?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 05:04 PM (iwUO9)
It's either 1898 Miklovich 6.5mm parabellum or a phaser pistol.
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 05:08 PM (gmo/4)
Just as I got to where I could read it, they quit doing it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 05:02 PM
HVIIIr!
Posted by: NPCommenter at October 17, 2018 05:08 PM (ctuyM)
Who's the manufacturer?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 05:08 PM (9qZ3S)
B lazer Brass. Good quality or good enough. A little low in velocity compared to some.
SGAmmo has the deal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 05:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 05:10 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 05:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Methos at October 17, 2018 05:11 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 05:11 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: NPCommenter at October 17, 2018 05:11 PM (ctuyM)
Here: Baby Got Back => http://tinyurl.com/y78kkhb8
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018 05:11 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 05:11 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Golfman at October 17, 2018 05:12 PM (OgScI)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 04:45 PM (I16G
Actually, you do that so the water will heat up.
When it's really cold and the radiator is open then the water diverted to the heater doesn't get very warm.
Truckers do it to. In fact Truck manufacturers put vanes in front of the radiators so they can be closed off.
Just remember to take the cardboard out when the weather turns warm.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 17, 2018
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Works especially well with diesel engines, as in big rigs or old Mercedes sedans.
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Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)