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Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2018 01:12 PM (jxbfJ) 2
LOL
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 01:12 PM (W+vEI) 3
Third
Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (uLuPn) 4
so soon
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (ldXWf) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (6qErC) 6
No jokes about women drivers, mkay
Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (uLuPn) 7
LOL, Love the music!
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (O2RFr) 8
Probably the same driver that clipped Treacher a few years ago.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (qC1Sy) 9
Ruh Roh!
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (/tuJf) 10
Serious question. Did someone actually allow her to drive a motor vehicle?
Posted by: Jimmy in Texas at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (P09P4) 11
What a week of absolute failure!
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (Hucnr) 12
When Hillary and vans are involved, traffic control devices are very, very nervous.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (Fb9aZ) Posted by: Bruce at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (8ikIW) 14
Knowing of the FAB's treatment of her staff and protectors -- can you imagine the screeching that went on when this happened?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (jxbfJ) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (vbJig) 16
Hope she's got good insurance
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (uLuPn) 17
Notice how surprised everyone is. Completely ignored it, not even startled by the bang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (39g3+) 18
How dare that concrete pillar get in her way!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (72PAC) 19
The rumor is that being assigned to Hillary's SS detail is punishment, so. . . she's got the worst Secret Service agents driving her.
And one can just imagine how pleasant she is (NOT) to them, such as screaming at them to get her to her destination ASf$#@ingAP!!!! Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI) 20
Gosh, what an awful wreck.
Also, I bet that van was damaged when it hit the pillar. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (O7MnT) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (6qErC) 22
I think Trump has little voodoo dolls of all the dems and makes them do and say such stupid things. Or this generation of dems is just really stupid.
Posted by: IanDeal at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (5mrLG) 23
In Hillary's defense(yuk), if she was driving(doubtful), it would be the first time since the '90s.
Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (9qyA/) 24
I see ol' Hitlery still walks like a penguin with bad feet.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (qC1Sy) 25
In fairness to Hillary, she was drunk at the time of the crash.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (P1AAi) 26
"She had a mechanic immediately swear the car just had Automotive Pneumonia".
The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy hacked my vehicle to make me look bad. I just want to make one thing perfectly clear. I don't need any help doing that, thank you very much!--Gin soaked barroom Queen Cankles. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (3sjI6) 27
21 Hope she's got good insurance
Posted by: Jake from State Farm" Nice khakis. ____________________________________ And. . . . *taps foot impatiently* Posted by: Aaron Rogers at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (vbJig) 28
Was she staggering?
Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (uLuPn) 29
This is Hillary's attempt to reach out to female Asian voters.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (8u+2n) 30
Still 0/1024 President.
Posted by: Hillary! To 2020, Infinity, and Beyond! at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (ctuyM) 31
Heh, got her again! All of your Skankles are belong to us!
Posted by: Bollards, Inc at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (cKTHO) 32
She rides around in an armored ambulance.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (/czxp) 33
a metaphor for what happens when you go too far left
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (9qOCq) 34
20 Gosh, what an awful wreck.
Also, I bet that van was damaged when it hit the pillar. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (O7MnT) ---------------- Fortunately, wasn't drinking anything when I read that. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (qC1Sy) 35
Hillary was shrieking about her full colostomy bag, and the SS driver instinctively ducked.
You try paying attention to the road in those conditions. Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (9qZ3S) 36
She wasn't actually driving the car. We can blame someone in the Secret Service detail.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (AllCR) 37
Steering wheels--tell me again how these fuckers work?
Posted by: Secret Service Driver at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (HiLJ1) 38
dodging sniper fire again
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (9qOCq) 39
Look at her powering through.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (59GGI) 40
"What my campaign needs is a guest appearance by Hillary Clinton" said no one ever.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (hLRSq) 41
Hey, at least she didn't kill anyone, amirite????
*chuckles* Posted by: Joey "choo-choo" Biden at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (8D42x) 43
Miss Daisy should never sit in the front.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (2LelM) 44
Nice to see I'm not the only one who presumed she was driving.
Posted by: baldilocks at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (SIP8o) 45
Her BAC is so high, the driver was probably contact drunk.
Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (1uG1d) 46
"Hillary driving! At Farmers, we've seen almost everything so we know how to cover almost anything."
*jingle* Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (39g3+) 47
29 This is Hillary's attempt to reach out to female Asian voters.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls ** And.....the thread is won. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL) 48
Its like there is some hidden metaphor here...
Posted by: Jollyroger at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (D5T8m) 49
We don't cover fat, drunk and stupid drivers
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (uLuPn) 50
she sounds hideous too
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (9qOCq) 51
One year ago in the WH.
Trump: Hey Mike, bet I can get Liz Warren to destroy her presidential ambitions and beclown herself in the process. Pence: No way! Trump: Hold my Diet Coke. Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (/0IRq) 52
Just think about it. Menendez is up to his eyeballs in scandals. Young girls, payoffs, prevert island trips. Who does he call in to have New Jersey voters compare himself to? Hillary Clinton. As far as I can see the only candidate that asked for her help. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (URwyc) 53
And yes, the music was great.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (AllCR) 54
That concrete pillar was an adult!
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (ZTWVa) 55
She was not driving surely? So bad driving can be attributed to a man in this case? Though if I had to drive her around, I might want to crash and put myself out of my misery.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (a0IVu) 56
Is Automotive Pneumonia just the vacuum hoses getting clogged up?
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (PY0m0) 57
(snicker)
Posted by: Mayhem at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (9qyA/) 58
Yeah probably not her driving but still, hilarious
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+) 59
41 Hey, at least she didn't kill anyone, amirite????
*chuckles* Posted by: Joey "choo-choo" Biden at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (W+vEI) This time. Posted by: Jollyroger at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (D5T8m) 60
Does Hillary have something against bollards?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (JFO2v) 61
Hilldog needs a new driver, eh? Tommy Vietor to the rescue!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (oZ6kz) 62
46 "Hillary driving! At Farmers, we've seen almost everything so we know how to cover almost anything."
*jingle* Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (39g3+) ------------- I'm dying here!! LOL! Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (qC1Sy) 63
Bollard Queen strikes again!
Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (UnA8+) 64
Semi-related. A sphincter-bleaching landing.
https://www.facebook.com/War1982/videos/967299296799292/ Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (+y/Ru) 65
44 Nice to see I'm not the only one who presumed she was driving.
Posted by: baldilocks at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (SIP8o) --- baldilocks! Long time, no see. Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (/czxp) 66
She believed by engaging the cruise control the car would drive itself.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (P1AAi) 67
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This is Hillary's attempt to reach out to female Asian voters. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (8u+2n) Hah! I'll have you know we drive better than that..as long as there is no parallel parking involved. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (a0IVu) 68
but she persisted in driving
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (9qOCq) Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (IbD2v) 70
Just think about it. Menendez is up to his eyeballs in scandals. Young girls,
======= Those whores wanted it! *hic* Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (vg8iE) 71
Fake news, but only because not even Huma would get into a vehicle driven by Hill.
Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (qbU78) 72
She wasn't driving was she?
Didn't she admit a few years back she hasn't driven a car in something like twenty or twenty five years. Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (G0vdT) 73
41 Hey, at least she didn't kill anyone, amirite????
*chuckles* Posted by: Joey "choo-choo" Biden at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (W+vEI) --- showoff Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (9qOCq) 74
Huma, still by her side. I wonder if Huima ever regrets that her youth was completely wasted. Poor woman.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (cCsPW) 75
It's even funnier with Yakkity Sax in the background
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (7HtZB) 76
The rumor is that being assigned to Hillary's SS detail is punishment, so. . . she's got the worst Secret Service agents driving her.
And one can just imagine how pleasant she is (NOT) to them, such as screaming at them to get her to her destination ASf$#@ingAP!!!! Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (W+vEI) maybe the drive was ready to end it all? I could imagine having to be around the fab 24/7 would drive anyone to the edge of madness. Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (8D42x) 77
Where's the adorable little girl who's going to spontaneously run forward and hug me when I stagger out of the vehicle?
Posted by: DistHillary at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (9vQJW) 78
Get a piece of the Bollard
Posted by: Prudential at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (9qOCq) Posted by: the stairs at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (Zxy5I) 80
When I yelled, "To The Left! To The Left!" I didn't mean *you*, driver slave.
Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (9qyA/) Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (dM3St) 82
We here at the Ted Kennedy Driving School of Washington DC would like to make it clear that striking a bollard is something that teach our student to avoid.
Posted by: The Ted Kennedy Driving School of Washington DC at October 17, 2018 01:21 PM (vbJig) Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 17, 2018 01:21 PM (vgwv+) 84
This, too, is the story of obama.
I would not want to be the person driving that vehicle around any lamps. Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 01:21 PM (5jVnA) 85
After this, the SS will start transporting her in an armored personnel carrier. She'll have plenty of room to stretch out. Or pass out. Whatever.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 01:21 PM (3sjI6) 86
Who does he call in to have New Jersey voters compare himself to?
--- someone who can make him look sober and competent Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:21 PM (9qOCq) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 01:21 PM (2I4LM) 88
46 "Hillary driving! At Farmers, we've seen almost everything so we know how to cover almost anything."
*jingle* Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (39g3+ --- Great. An earworm. Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (/czxp) 89
Brought over from previous:
ROFLMAO -- Truly funny and great ideas from Styx and an Indy running for Senate in MA. VA Shiva has some very good ideas. I hope he can get a platform because the more ideas out there the better. His Postal Service ideas are wonderful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYYj5mHojDc (I am ignoring grandchildren because IT SHOULD BE NAPTIME, DARNITALL!) Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (MIKMs) 90
HILLARY/BETO 2020: PUT US IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (+y/Ru) 91
Didn't she admit a few years back she hasn't driven a car in something like twenty or twenty five years.
Posted by: WisRich >I'd kill myself if I was told I couldn't drive no more. Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (2H50s) 92
Huma, you stupid whore, why did you hire Eleanor Holmes-Norton to drive us around?
Posted by: DistHillary at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (9vQJW) 93
she's doin' it wrong
you're 'sposed to run away before the cops show up & call your father to fix it Posted by: Beta O'Roarke at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (ZQfW9) 94
*Snort*
I can just hear her too: "Fuggin' pole jumped right out in front of me! It DESERVED that!"* *Nah, I don't think she was driving. Let me dream, though. Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (RD7QR) 95
i was ducking the thrown ashtray
Posted by: SS driver at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (9qOCq) 96
repost from previous thread
dumb@$$ left the encrypted data on the phone they seized Brad Heath @bradheath The official, a FinCen senior adviser, saved the encrypted messages she exchanged with a reporter. Agents said they found them after searching her cellphone. tasty tidbits, including official reports with more details attached https://twitter.com/bradheath/with_replies and Technically the charge is against the govt official, who had a duty to keep SARS secret. The complaint doesn't allege wrongdoing by BuzzFeed. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (2I4LM) 97
Where's the adorable little girl who's going to spontaneously run forward and hug me when I stagger out of the vehicle?
AND THE BALLOONS!!! I SPECIFICALLY ORDERED BALLOONS!!! *throwing ashtrays* Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+) 98
I've watched that a few times and still can't make out what the driver hit. A pole? Even I can avoid those.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (mf5HN) 99
BREAKING NEWS CNN : Republicans Pounce and Seize Upon Hillary's Accident To Make Sexist Jokes About Her Driving And Alcoholism.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (P1AAi) 100
"Hey, at least she didn't kill anyone"
yet.. Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (dM3St) Wait till the bollard wakes up with 47 self-inflicted stab wounds in its back. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (3sjI6) 101
I guess this is what happens when you drag a 100 dollar bill through a parking garage.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (NVERB) 102
These NYC bollards are on our side! They must have been built by Trump back when. It's the only explanation
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (7HtZB) 103
Who was her driver? Eleanor Holmes Norton?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Ym-kk1tRw Car handling. How do it work? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (jTV7B) 104
Power Trough! Power Through!
Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (9qyA/) 105
Another Reality Winner situation.
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (mCMQ5) 106
I guess the more relevant question is who was the brain dead jackass on the security that detail thought it would be OK to let that alcoholic, drug addled skankasaurous even sit behind the wheel, let alone operate the Scooby van on the public roads.
On the other hand, if she had driven off a bridge in Chappaquidick we'd all be applauding. Well, I would be. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 17, 2018 01:24 PM (i0ykY) 107
"Look I was driving normally, then her highness told me to park already and started hitting me with feeble blows and screaming obscenities at me so I turned and parked where she ordered me to."
--Secret Service driver Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:24 PM (39g3+) 108
Bollard Queen strikes again!
Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (UnA8+) that would be a hell of a band name. I could see Bollard Queen opening for Alabama Shakes at the Kentucky state fair next summer... Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2018 01:24 PM (8D42x) 109
Her van hit a bollard. And yet she persisted
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 01:24 PM (7HtZB) 110
You think it's easy driving around with a human whoopee cushion in the back seat?
Posted by: Secret Service Driver at October 17, 2018 01:25 PM (HiLJ1) 111
BREAKING NEWS CNN : Republicans Pounce and Seize Upon Hillary's Accident To Make Sexist Jokes About Her Driving And Alcoholism.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (P1AAi) No, no - Republicans pounce; Hillary seizes (up). Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 17, 2018 01:25 PM (hLRSq) 112
any crash you can stagger away from...
Posted by: Princess Diana at October 17, 2018 01:25 PM (9qOCq) 113
Is this video why YouTube was down last night?
Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2018 01:25 PM (9qyA/) 114
(I am ignoring grandchildren because IT SHOULD BE NAPTIME, DARNITALL!)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (MIKMs) --- Mine are with their mom in town. So I have a few hours of me-time. Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:25 PM (/czxp) 115
I've watched that a few times and still can't make out what the driver hit. A pole? Even I can avoid those.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around 4,000 psi cement pillar. Vehicles have a notoriously lousy win/loss ratio against such objects. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (URwyc) 116
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Felonious wasn't actually driving, was she? Don't they take the licenses away from alcoholics? Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 * * If Noo Awlins did that, there'd be enough piles of confiscated driver's licenses to pave the streets. Which need it, badly. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Fz8ov) 117
A metaphor for her political career.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (jTV7B) 118
She has a press conference scheduled for later today in which she will introduce to the public a dossier that reveals how Russia colluded with the pillar.
Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Vz7QF) 119
Is this something? Drudge has robots patrolling NYC streets. Recording video, scanning cell phone ID's and capturing license plate info.Pfffft... What could go wrong?
Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (dM3St) 120
17 Notice how surprised everyone is. Completely ignored it, not even startled by the bang.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (39g3+) +++ Like every time she is involved in a mishap, whether it is stumbling, downright falling, having to lean against a bollard to stay vertical, being tossed into a van, and on this occasion smashing into a wall, everyone who surrounds her is absolutely matter-of-fact casual about it. Pretty impressive. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (dI3/S) 121
She's going to wind up on a Liberty Mutual commercial lecturing us on why her rates shouldn't go up for this "bumper tap"...
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Xvo1a) 122
113 Is this video why YouTube was down last night?
Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2018 01:25 PM (9qyA/) --- Hmmm..... What time did this accident happen? Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (/czxp) 123
4,000 psi cement pillar. Vehicles have a notoriously lousy win/loss ratio against such objects.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (URwyc) Yeah, my first response was wait did you just flat out smack into that pillar because dude. Dude. It's not like it suddenly swerved in front of you. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:27 PM (mf5HN) 124
Earlier this year, I drove through a parking lot and didn't wreck.
Where's my lifetime achievement award? Posted by: Howdy Doody Clinton at October 17, 2018 01:27 PM (9vQJW) 125
I guess this is what happens when you drag a 100 dollar bill through a parking garage.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM (NVERB) threadwinner Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 01:27 PM (2I4LM) 126
121 She's going to wind up on a Liberty Mutual commercial lecturing us on why her rates shouldn't go up for this "bumper tap"...
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Xvo1a) ============ At the end of the commercial: "Vote for me. I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approve this message." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:27 PM (9ZlHt) 127
It was a vast right turn conspiracy.
Posted by: DistHillary at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (9vQJW) 128
The new Q poll says Menendez only wins if he gets good turnout from urban Democrat female voters. This may not shock you but New Jersey has a tradition of election day vote buying, called "walking around money". It's legal and the money is said to go to ministers in African American churches, who use it to get voters to the polls. Wink, wink.
Given his evident reliance on the female urban voter, and his basic corruption, I predict no mater how the race turns out Menendez will set a record for walking around money. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (LISuA) Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (xqfqx) 130
never name your car Brad
Posted by: Hilary at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (9qOCq) 131
everyone who surrounds her is absolutely matter-of-fact casual about it.
Pretty impressive. Yeah either there's a high level of professionalism or long experience of repeated occurrence. Yep, grandma fell down again, give her another shot and lets keep moving, act like nothing happened. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (39g3+) 132
Swerved to miss that damn glass ceiling
Posted by: The Kavinator at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (0fSbA) 133
Yeah, my first response was wait did you just flat out smack into that pillar because dude. Dude. It's not like it suddenly swerved in front of you.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around Maybe he couldn't see over the dash? You know about that, right? Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (NVERB) 134
128 The new Q poll says Menendez only wins if he gets good turnout from urban Democrat female voters. This may not shock you but New Jersey has a tradition of election day vote buying, called "walking around money". It's legal and the money is said to go to ministers in African American churches, who use it to get voters to the polls. Wink, wink.
Given his evident reliance on the female urban voter, and his basic corruption, I predict no mater how the race turns out Menendez will set a record for walking around money. Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (LISuA) ============= I want to see their internal polls. I bet their rosy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (9ZlHt) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (9ZlHt) 136
You may be wondering why I'm not 50 points ahead. Well I'll tell you why. Because I can't even park my own car without hitting something.
- Hillary Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (G0vdT) Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (9vQJW) 138
You loved your van. You named it Brad.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (/0IRq) 139
Hillary sux, whatever her gender.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (eAZVt) Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (1uG1d) 141
136 You may be wondering why I'm not 50 points ahead. Well I'll tell you why. Because I can't even park my own car without hitting something.
- Hillary 2008, 2016, 2020! Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (G0vdT) ============== I can't wait for Iowa, late 2019. There's going to be so much Leftist blood flying through the air. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (9ZlHt) Posted by: SS agent at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (9qOCq) 143
Swerved to miss that damn glass ceiling
Posted by: The Kavinator >Should've rammed it. Car would be totaled then. Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (m7Obk) 144
Ha ha!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (NWiLs) 145
Hillary was praticing her driving because she's the designated wheelman if her and Bill need to get outta Dodge in a hurry Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (TAmPV) 146
Hah! Looks like somebody poured too much ethanol into the tank of the Mystery Machine.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (Z9C5C) 147
Hillary is just attracted to bollard-like objects.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (5aX2M) 148
142 And just like that...i'm off her detail.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA Posted by: SS agent at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (9qOCq) --- LOL! Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:31 PM (/czxp) 149
Maybe he couldn't see over the dash? You know about that, right?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (NVERB) --- what does she do in a world without phonebooks to sit on? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:31 PM (9qOCq) 150
Y'know, she exits the vehicle on the LEFT side, but it's from the rear door on the left (look at the shape of the door as she exits). So unless she climbed over the armrests into the middle of the van, she wasn't driving. Then again, it's not nearly as much fun that way. *thinks thinks* Y'know, she might have had to exit from the rear door because the crash jammed the driver's door shut. THAT SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE TO ME! Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2018 01:31 PM (eXA4G) 151
149 Maybe he couldn't see over the dash? You know about that, right?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (NVERB) --- what does she do in a world without phonebooks to sit on? Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:31 PM (9qOCq) Periscope. Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 01:31 PM (NWiLs) 152
146 Hah! Looks like somebody poured too much ethanol into the tank of the Mystery Machine.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (Z9C5C) I think Hillary would drink the ethanol. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 01:31 PM (72PAC) 153
Wasn't me. It was my cousin, Pillar. He's calling his lawyer as we speak.
Posted by: Bollard at October 17, 2018 01:32 PM (9qyA/) 154
128 My advice to the urban women NJ voters - take the cash, pull the curtain, turn in an empty ballot.
Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2018 01:32 PM (AjNMO) 155
>>Just think about it. Menendez is up to his eyeballs in scandals. Young girls, payoffs, prevert island trips. Who does he call in to have New Jersey voters compare himself to?
Hillary Clinton. As far as I can see the only candidate that asked for her help. - - - - That assumes he asked her for her visit. For all we know he asked her to share some of her $$$ with his campaign and she insisted on making an appearance. She (and Bill) are desperately trying to stay relevant to keep the foundation money rolling in and to keep her in the running for 2020. If there's one thing the Clintons excel at it is using their PAC/foundation money to buy allies and political capital. Just look at how she micro-managed (i.e. took over) the DNC in 2016 because the DNC was broke and she was willing to trade her $$$ for control. Posted by: Joey at October 17, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI) 156
She wasn't actually driving the car. We can blame someone in the Secret Service detail.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (AllCR) Maybe some Secret Service driver saw an opportunity to get himself reassigned? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (iwUO9) 157
153 Wasn't me. It was my cousin, Pillar. He's calling his lawyer as we speak.
Posted by: Bollard at October 17, 2018 01:32 PM (9qyA/) Dude, that was all Barrier, not me. Posted by: Pillar at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (72PAC) 158
She wanted to help Menendez, but then she thought of Bill, and she got so GD MAD!!
Posted by: Dot and Pat's Kid at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (HLTe8) 159
133 Yeah, my first response was wait did you just flat out smack into that pillar because dude. Dude. It's not like it suddenly swerved in front of you.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around Maybe he couldn't see over the dash? You know about that, right? Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (NVERB) --- Nice knowing ya. Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (/czxp) 160
Like every time she is involved in a mishap, whether it is stumbling, downright falling, having to lean against a bollard to stay vertical, being tossed into a van, and on this occasion smashing into a wall, everyone who surrounds her is absolutely matter-of-fact casual about it.
Pretty impressive. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (dI3/S) Apparently it would be more surprising if she tried to do something that actually went as planned. Posted by: tbodie at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (1HdrQ) 161
This is good because of the mocking music.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (4ErVI) 162
We entered the garage under sniper fire. I remember having my head down flooring the vehicle.
At this point, what difference does it make? Posted by: Cankles at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (K22Va) 163
I could see Bollard Queen opening for Alabama Shakes at the Kentucky state fair next summer...
- You are the bollard queen Old and mean Hundred seventeen Bollard queen Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru) 164
So. Much. Flamethrowing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (mf5HN) 165
Yeah, my first response was wait did you just flat out smack into that pillar because dude. Dude. It's not like it suddenly swerved in front of you. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around Maybe he couldn't see over the dash? You know about that, right? Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (NVERB) I'm picturing Short Round in the convertible with a wood block tied to his foot. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (eXA4G) 166
I learned how to drive by reading some articles in the Wall Street Journal.
Posted by: DistHillary at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (9vQJW) 167
Hillary: The youtube start that keeps on giving.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (qC1Sy) 168
Huma, next time we're taking your Subaru
Posted by: Hilary at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (9qOCq) 169
Maybe some Secret Service driver saw an opportunity to get himself reassigned?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (iwUO9) That is funny! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (AllCR) 170
need some bollards in front of that corner.
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2018 01:35 PM (HgMAr) 171
Now she can wear the back brace in public without the muumuu.
Posted by: no good deed at October 17, 2018 01:35 PM (1uG1d) 172
Who was dumb enough to agree it was a good idea to let her get behind the wheel of that vehicle?
Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2018 01:35 PM (9chmE) 173
A pole? Even I can avoid those.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:23 PM Cut. Jib. Newsletter? Posted by: Tiffini from Ft. Worth at October 17, 2018 01:35 PM (ctuyM) 174
This is a vast right wing conspiracy. All of you DRUMPF supporters are uncivil and I can not even literally shaking right now in current year *2018*.
vodka.exe vodka.exe vodka.exe Posted by: Hillary NPClinton at October 17, 2018 01:35 PM (datdl) 175
121 She's going to wind up on a Liberty Mutual commercial lecturing us on why her rates shouldn't go up for this "bumper tap"...
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 17, 2018 01:26 PM (Xvo1a) "Why aren't my premiums up 50% you might ask?" Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 01:35 PM (7HtZB) 176
Her exoskeleton got stuck on the accelerator.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 17, 2018 01:35 PM (F8YM0) 177
You had a Secret Service driver. You named him ASSHOLE! even though his name is Brad.
Brad doesn't like it when you yell at him and call him a lousy driver. Brad hopes you got whiplash. Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2018 01:35 PM (wJMQv) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (pw+jk) 179
142 And just like that...i'm off her detail.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA Posted by: SS agent at October 17, 2018 01:30 PM (9qOCq) Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (/czxp) 180
Interesting tidbit found on Twitchy. FBI arrested a Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards, a senior official with the Financial
Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) has been arrested and is facing federal charges for leakin Suspicious Activity Reports to the media https://tinyurl.com/yb7opeuc Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (jxbfJ) 181
Yeah, my first response was wait did you just flat out smack into that pillar because dude. Dude. It's not like it suddenly swerved in front of you.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:27 PM (mf5HN) The pillar identified with swerving out in front of them. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (jTV7B) 182
It's a good thing Treacher wasn't in NJ.
Posted by: DaveA at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (FhXTo) 183
A pole? Even I can avoid those.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around Except on dance night. Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (NVERB) 184
Menendez is dirty even by NJ standards.
I hope the Republican wins there, but for some reason "blue states" have voters willing to vote ideology unlike our red states where the person has to be suitable for sainthood in order to get votes. Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (7d8Cn) 185
Like Jimmy Hoffa, she's just trying to cement her relationship with New Jersey. Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (URwyc) 186
ace, pivot to MN violence + Ellison divorce records release, and definitely ND/Heitkamp epic campaign face-plant (sex assault victims).
Your touch would be hugely entertaining there. Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (QDnY+) 187
164 So. Much. Flamethrowing.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny ** Nonsense. Flamethrower, indeed! You and your sister summon Mothra for stuff like that. https://youtu.be/mkni0IqqYUM Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (fA1SL) 188
Long van, turned sharp instead of wide because of lack of turning room in a parking garage, smacko.
Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (9qyA/) Posted by: Karol Wldasheshski at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (9qOCq) 190
See, I thought it looked like she was driving yesterday.
I just accepted the cross-talk about her "driver". Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (vDqXW) 191
All those black vehicles. Like a big crime family parade.
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (HgMAr) Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (tVWQB) 193
So the post wasn't named Wisconsin?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (pw+jk) 194
While we at Berkeley welcome our male and white #Allies, you are constantly TRIGGERING WOMEN AND POC with your insufficient sensitivity to intersectionality!!!
Please refer to this quick reference guide so you can determine your IIRHV, understand your place within our shared movement, and create safe spaces for #Resistance to the bad #OrangeMan. https://tinyurl.com/yclpoeha Posted by: BerkeleyNPC at October 17, 2018 01:38 PM (27ukI) 195
Except on dance night.
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:36 PM (NVERB) *shifty eyes* No. *shifty eyes* Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:38 PM (mf5HN) 196
This was all the fault of this filmmaker guy who put out this Islamophobic video. He will be brought to justice.
Posted by: DistHillary at October 17, 2018 01:38 PM (9vQJW) 197
She had all the ball joints in her pocket?
Posted by: Rick Wilson at October 17, 2018 01:38 PM (r9UYA) 198
A pole? Even I can avoid those.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around --- unless it's in a video game Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:38 PM (9qOCq) 199
I love the crunch. I could listen to that again and again.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 01:39 PM (vDqXW) 200
The A-Team called. Mr. T's wants to know the fool's name who stratched the shit out of their van.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 17, 2018 01:39 PM (R2gvO) 201
190 See, I thought it looked like she was driving yesterday.
I just accepted the cross-talk about her "driver". Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (vDqXW) +++ Oh, I don't believe she drives anymore, not for decades. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:39 PM (dI3/S) 202
I'm pretty sure now that the spaceship that crashed at Roswell was carrying Hillary.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2018 01:39 PM (In2r5) 203
It's not an Audi so she can't blame the transmission.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2018 01:39 PM (r9UYA) 204
A pole? Even I can avoid those.
Posted by: alexthechick How you doin'? Posted by: Stanislaus Czestochowa Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (hAdu/) 205
A pole? Even I can avoid those.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around --- It's bars that I have trouble with. Posted by: Third guy to walk into a bar at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (pw+jk) 207
Ok ok, I was reaching for the hot sauce in my pocket and...
Posted by: Cankles at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (K22Va) 208
stroke glasses-check
electrolux bag-check scoobie van-check. "Huma, where's my Tanquray, bitch?" Next appearance, she will be in a rickshaw, pulled by Katshit and Kristolmeth. Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (KP5rU) 209
Stormy Daniels is also attracted to poles.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (In2r5) 210
NEWARK, N.J. - A driver for Hillary Clinton's van was found dead today in a New Jersey Civil War park, authorities said, having shot himself several times in the back of the head.
Mrs. Clinton remarked that, sadly, the Civil War buff had become depressed in recent days with the premonition that he would soon be responsible for crashing Mrs. Clinton's van. Posted by: Breaking News at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (DuAZ5) 211
In my defense, there was something going on in the back seat.
Posted by: Secret Service Agent (name withheld) at October 17, 2018 01:41 PM (qEujL) 212
Maybe he couldn't see over the dash? You know about that, right?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (NVERB) I'm picturing Short Round in the convertible with a wood block tied to his foot. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (eXA4G) Back during my misspent yooth, I had a friend who was a genuine little person, aka midget. He had a rather impressive car, and his car contained wood blocks on the brake and gas pedal, although I don't think he really used the brake much, just let up on the gas pedal from time to time. It was quite an adventure riding in a vehicle with him driving. Even when he was sober. Which he seldom was. Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2018 01:41 PM (9chmE) 213
We're here to help!
Posted by: UBER at October 17, 2018 01:41 PM (9qOCq) 214
MAX LOAD CAPACITY: ONE CRABBY FATASS.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 01:41 PM (oVJmc) 215
She was a bollard derby queen, go round and round, meanest hunk o woman anyone has ever seen, go round round...
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:41 PM (qC1Sy) 216
A pole? Even I can avoid those.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around --- unless it's in a video game Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:38 PM (9qOCq) No, those I can usually only graze. It's the cliffs you aren't supposed to be able to drive off that I excel at finding. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:41 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: DistHillary at October 17, 2018 01:42 PM (9vQJW) 218
never name your car Brad
Posted by: Hilary at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (9qOCq) I would have guessed k.d. or some other butch lesbian name... Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2018 01:42 PM (8D42x) 219
We are gonna miss Ole Lard Ass when she's gone.
Posted by: VA MKZ at October 17, 2018 01:42 PM (YIsx4) 220
Did Hillz throw an ashtray at the pole?
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2018 01:42 PM (In2r5) 221
I wear my sunnn glasses at night, so I don't seize, don't seiz-oor-oor.
Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (9qyA/) 222
212 Maybe he couldn't see over the dash? You know about that, right?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:29 PM (NVERB) I'm picturing Short Round in the convertible with a wood block tied to his foot. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2018 01:34 PM (eXA4G) Back during my misspent yooth, I had a friend who was a genuine little person, aka midget. He had a rather impressive car, and his car contained wood blocks on the brake and gas pedal, although I don't think he really used the brake much, just let up on the gas pedal from time to time. It was quite an adventure riding in a vehicle with him driving. Even when he was sober. Which he seldom was. Posted by: BurtTC Soo ,you know AtC personally? Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (NVERB) 223
OK, where's the photoshop of 'Trump' on the column?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (oVJmc) 224
I really like how the superstars of the Democrat party are somewhere in between the old white ladies who can't legally operate motor vehicles or an atypically smart minority fellow who doesn't understand how umbrellas work.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (pZDmQ) 225
Ease up there guys.
I heard this loud BRRRRAAAAPPPP noise from the back seat and then this smell!!! I turned to see what had hit us and then BAM. Posted by: Hilary's SS Driver at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (pw+jk) 226
Navigating parking garages is just like choppering into Bosnia under gunfire.
Posted by: Hillary, PTSD Survivor at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (8u+2n) 227
No, those I can usually only graze. It's the cliffs you aren't supposed to be able to drive off that I excel at finding.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:41 PM (mf5HN) I always find the little bump that gives you absurd hangtime before crashing back to Earth. Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (J+mig) 228
There's 100K and a 14 year old Honduran virgin in it for you if you can do that at 80 MPH next time.
Posted by: Bubba at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (9qOCq) 229
Soo ,you know AtC personally?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (NVERB) --- Supposed to quit digging, dude. Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (/czxp) 230
What Happened?
Posted by: Parking Lot Pillar at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (dZe7J) 231
Soo ,you know AtC personally?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (NVERB) I'M NOT A DUDE, DUDE! Also not a midget. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (mf5HN) 232
220 Did Hillz throw an ashtray at the pole?
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2018 01:42 PM (In2r5) Yah, and it hurt like hell! Posted by: Joszef Krzyszevkovicz at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (RD7QR) 233
The Twitter hashtag for NJ Sen has that video up about six times or more. They must have enjoyed posting it! ;^).
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (AllCR) Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (ZTWVa) 235
231. But do you deny that you and your sister fly around on the back of a moth? Answer the question.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (fA1SL) 236
Just another stealth Republican pillar out to destroy everything Hillary stands for, what she cares about.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (Z9C5C) 237
To be fair I doubt she drives, however all of her bitching and moaning to the driver probably caused the crash.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (oiNtH) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (TAmPV) 239
186 ace, pivot to MN violence
---------- You'll be shocked to learn the MN violence isn't on the RedStarTribune site at all. Posted by: jhawk90 at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (Xvo1a) 240
231 Soo ,you know AtC personally?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (NVERB) I'M NOT A DUDE, DUDE! Also not a midget. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around LOL. sorry. Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (NVERB) 241
In Hillary's defense : That Pole looked just like Seth Rich.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (ZTWVa) 242
Karma is a bitch.
Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut Thank you, Democrats, for personally donating to Stormy and Creepy Porn Lawyer gofundme. It will now go to support President Trump. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:46 PM (+y/Ru) 243
If the pole represents Bill it would have been bent.
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2018 01:46 PM (In2r5) 244
Damn It! Somebody DO something about all these Pillar Eruptions!
Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2018 01:46 PM (9qyA/) Posted by: Honest Claire at October 17, 2018 01:46 PM (vDqXW) 246
Has anyone photoshopped the NPC gray face onto the structure she hit?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 01:46 PM (pZDmQ) 247
SMH nailed the vehicle description - it's an armored ambulance. Like some sorta weird super villain.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:46 PM (fA1SL) 248
Chelsea Clinton actually got something mostly right. She condemned Farrakhan's "I'm not anti-Semite, I'm anti-termite" comment.
She tainted it by bringing Trump into her comment, which is why I say mostly right, not fully correct. https://bit.ly/2AfFHIh Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (9qZ3S) 249
SMH nailed the vehicle description - it's an armored ambulance. Like some sorta weird super villain.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:46 PM (fA1SL) It's Morgana. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (mf5HN) 250
...glass ceilings, city pavements, concrete pillars; is there nothing this woman won't take on? Oh yeah, The Presidency-
Posted by: pahound at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (kG66/) 251
We are gonna miss Ole Lard Ass when she's gone.
Posted by: VA MKZ at October 17, 2018 01:42 PM (YIsx4) Interesting theory - I think we need to test that out first. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (hLRSq) 252
Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (dI3/S) 253
Some days I just want to gun it straight into a concrete wall.
Posted by: Hilary's SS Driver at October 17, 2018 01:48 PM (pw+jk) 254
Pole = Trump
Car = Clinton campaign Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 17, 2018 01:45 PM (TAmPV) Car = Clinton campaign Pole = Election night returns. And that's just what it sounded like. Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 01:48 PM (vDqXW) 255
Come on guys... do you know how HARD it is to find Secret Service Agents who will protect Hillary???
Its not like its the best and brightest there... Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 01:48 PM (NgKpN) 256
SMH nailed the vehicle description - it's an armored ambulance. Like some sorta weird super villain.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:46 PM (fA1SL) It's Morgana. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. Lol, or your hero the Ant. Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:48 PM (NVERB) 257
Why does the fat drunk bulldyke have SS protection?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (pw+jk) 258
I bet that van smells of talcum, bourbon and urine. Just sayin.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (2LelM) 259
Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (dI3/S) Why should she care? Van isn't hers; I expect the taxpayers pay for it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (iwUO9) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (fA1SL) 261
It is too funny that no one runs over to the van to see if Hillz is hurt.
Posted by: tbodie at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (1HdrQ) 262
255 Come on guys... do you know how HARD it is to find Secret Service Agents who will protect Hillary???
Its not like its the best and brightest there... Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 01:48 PM (NgKpN) =========== There was that one who said she would never take a bullet for Trump. What's she doing these days? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (9ZlHt) 263
Sounds like the reporter who was getting the leaked Manafort, Gates, etc. bank records works at Buzzfeed.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (/tuJf) 264
It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
Posted by: washrivergal Just like all of the rest of the damage she has caused. Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (oiNtH) 265
252 Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (dI3/S) ------------------ Did you watch her walk? She walks like a penguin with bad hemorrhoids. The woman can barely stumble from one point to the next. She'd probably have fallen over if she tried to lean over and look at the damage. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (qC1Sy) 266
Can't she afford a driver? Is she once again dead broke like she was when she and Bill left the White House?
Posted by: Rosasharn at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (gC288) 267
257 Why does the fat drunk bulldyke have SS protection?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (pw+jk) ============= I know that presidents get it for life now. I guess it applies to immediate family as well? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (9ZlHt) 268
Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
Posted by: washrivergal Little people, no, not AtC, inspect the damage, not her. Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (hAdu/) 269
Scooby Smacks.
Posted by: Shaggy at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (vDqXW) 270
Why should she care? Van isn't hers; I expect the taxpayers pay for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Yep, bombproof, bullet proof, shart proof. Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (NVERB) 271
It was the Rooskies that taught me to drive. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (vtcmf) 272
That's what happens when you have NPCs drive
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (39g3+) 273
Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (dI3/S) --- Consider her wealth. Not to mention that the van is probably paid for by the Foundation or by donors, I guess. It's like you dropping a slice of Carl Budding turkey on the floor. It is almost nearly completely unimportant. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (pZDmQ) 274
Pretty sure she will have the driver arrested for embezzlement.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (2LelM) 275
Notice AtC dodges the question. She's been revealed.
https://youtu.be/mkni0IqqYUM Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (fA1SL) I have no idea what you could mean. *hums* Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (mf5HN) 276
231 Soo ,you know AtC personally?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (NVERB) I'M NOT A DUDE, DUDE! Also not a midget. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (mf5HN) Sorry, but we find that your use of the term Dude, is Sexist. Just like the N word, and Blacks, we now reserve the use of DUDE to only Dudes. Posted by: Lefty Male, moving the goal posts at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (NgKpN) 277
265 252 Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (dI3/S) ------------------ Did you watch her walk? She walks like a penguin with bad hemorrhoids. The woman can barely stumble from one point to the next. She'd probably have fallen over if she tried to lean over and look at the damage. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:50 PM (qC1Sy) ============ And yet she will still run for president in 2020. Well, pushed around in pursuit of the presidency, I suppose. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (9ZlHt) 278
259 Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:47 PM (dI3/S) Why should she care? Van isn't hers; I expect the taxpayers pay for it. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (iwUO9) +++ I don't know, for amusement purposes. To me, it just confirms her detachment from real life concerns. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (dI3/S) 279
But in that clip it does look like she's the driver. I can't imagine that being the case, though. Maybe it was just edited to look that way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (AllCR) 280
257 Why does the fat drunk bulldyke have SS protection?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (pw+jk) --- Good question, besides being a former first "lady". Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (/czxp) 281
last time she'll ever use an Uber driver ... or was it a Johnny Cab?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUYMM6pABw Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 01:52 PM (Cus5s) 282
Why does she want to kill those bollards?
Posted by: Navin Johnson at October 17, 2018 01:52 PM (ymnmz) 283
Come on guys... do you know how HARD it is to find Secret Service Agents who will protect Hillary???
Its not like its the best and brightest there... Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 01:48 PM (NgKpN) --- That's just the problem, her detail needs to get liquored up as soon as they hear they've been assigned. Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 01:52 PM (vDqXW) 284
Ugh. It probably was paid for by taxpayers now that I think about it. SS protection and what-not.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 01:52 PM (pZDmQ) 285
281 last time she'll ever use an Uber driver ... or was it a Johnny Cab?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCUYMM6pABw Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 01:52 PM (Cus5s) ============ Not a Johnny Cab. She doesn't pay, and that thing didn't try to run her over after she walks away. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:52 PM (9ZlHt) 286
First rule of being a Clinton, you don't take responsibility for anything or anyone.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2018 01:53 PM (oiNtH) 287
Maybe it's just me, but I think she should have shot her driver after she got home, and not right there in the garage.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 01:53 PM (LISuA) 288
That's just the problem, her detail needs to get liquored up as soon as they hear they've been assigned.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 01:52 PM (vDqXW) Unlike the SS assigned to Melania..bet they like that assignment. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 01:53 PM (a0IVu) 289
Why should she care? Van isn't hers; I expect the taxpayers pay for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (iwUO9) +++ I don't know, for amusement purposes. To me, it just confirms her detachment from real life concerns. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (dI3/S) THIS. Everything just appears before her when needed and then disappears when unwanted. Including her diapers. Posted by: Navin Johnson at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (ymnmz) 290
First rule of being a Clinton, you don't take responsibility for anything or anyone.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2018 01:53 PM (oiNtH) --- Don't talk about Clinton Club. Posted by: Zombie Seth Rich at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (vDqXW) 291
But in that clip it does look like she's the driver. I can't imagine that being the case, though. Maybe it was just edited to look that way.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:51 PM (AllCR) --- It will be so great if it leaks that this was a "Look! Look! I'm one of you!!!" photo op attempt. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (pZDmQ) 292
>>Why does the fat drunk bulldyke have SS protection?
Because Obama renewed a law that Congress had cut that authorizes lifetime SS protection for ex-Presidents and their spouses. Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (/tuJf) 293
286 First rule of being a Clinton, you don't take responsibility for anything or anyone.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2018 01:53 PM (oiNtH) +++ I think that's what we are seeing. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (dI3/S) 294
Come on guys... do you know how HARD it is to find Secret Service Agents who will protect Hillary???
I suppose that teaching my daughter to refer to them as "the pigs" didn't help the situation? *hic* Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (vtcmf) 295
After a thorough investigation, I find that there was no damage to the vehicle, because Mrs. Clinton did not intend to be in a wreck.
Posted by: James Comey at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (9vQJW) 296
Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
- Like Benghazi. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:55 PM (+y/Ru) 297
Latest on Kashoggi story - Turks today are saying that the Saudi hit team started sawing him into pieces before he was dead. If it was anyone except Arabs involved, I would say nah, that's too gruesome to be true.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 01:55 PM (k1TUh) 298
294 Come on guys... do you know how HARD it is to find Secret Service Agents who will protect Hillary???
I suppose that teaching my daughter to refer to them as "the pigs" didn't help the situation? *hic* Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (vtcmf) ============== "Hillary's just a strong woman!" -The Left "People who treat their waiters poorly are scum! I heard a story of how Trump wasn't nice to a waiter once!" -Same people Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:55 PM (9ZlHt) 299
Hillary, as a former wife of a president, gets lifetime SS protection. Back in the '90s the Republicans passed a law that would've limited that to 10 years after leaving office for all future presidents. George W. fell under that. But in 2012, under Obama, they changed it back to lifetime, and included it for W as well. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (f1Vqw) 300
Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it.
- Like Benghazi. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:55 PM (+y/Ru) --- She definitely had that dodging-snipers look in her eye. Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (3HNOQ) 302
She looks drunk on her ass.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (kG5hP) 303
First rule of being a Clinton, you don't take responsibility for anything or anyone.
- Clinton means never having to say you're sorry. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (+y/Ru) 304
295 After a thorough investigation, I find that there was no damage to the vehicle, because Mrs. Clinton did not intend to be in a wreck.
Posted by: James Comey at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (9vQJW) ========= "Investigate the pole for obstruction." -James Comey, continued Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (9ZlHt) 305
I imagine there's a modular 'Felonia' unit they just load into a fleet vehicle. Armor, life support systems, fully stocked bar. Makes cleanup easier.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (fA1SL) 306
Remember that Braveheart scene when Edward I introduces his son's new favourite to Mr Window? and how the peasants saw who it was and immediately bolted for it?
That is what is it like when Hillary or someone connected with Hillary gets into an accident. Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (EKfCQ) 307
You, with the tie and the earpiece...wipe that scratch down. Yes, with a cloth!
Posted by: Mario Clinton at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (hqZPQ) 308
Y'all sure she wasn't driving?
It looks like she steps out looking almost sheepish, and she smiles as she walks about. Does that model have pax suicide doors? Otherwise, it looks like she got out from the driver's door. Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (/czxp) Posted by: GM'sIWishIwasntOnThiSpecialProjectDivision at October 17, 2018 01:57 PM (FhXTo) 310
Because Obama renewed a law that Congress had cut that authorizes lifetime SS protection for ex-Presidents and their spouses.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 01:54 PM (/tuJf) And it's a no-win for President Trump to alter that. Because if he did, and some ex-President got murdered (even if it were Mooch shooting Barry), he would be blamed for "removing Secret Service protection." Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:57 PM (iwUO9) 311
She sounds hideous.
Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2018 01:57 PM (3HNOQ) 312
No jokes about women drivers, mkay
Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (uLuPn) You joking me? This is a classic Hillary Moment. To dilute it by vaguely attributing it to women in general would be a sorry waste. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 01:57 PM (/qEW2) 313
311 She sounds hideous.
Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2018 01:57 PM (3HNOQ) =========== She's a strong, independent woman who got where she is today through her own hard work of dealing with Bill Clinton on his rise to power. What's not to like? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (9ZlHt) 314
If you ain't first in the Electoral College, you're last!!
Posted by: Ricky Clinton at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (hqZPQ) 315
I just thought of something: For $1000, Stormy Daniels would change her name to Horseface. SHE'S A WHORE. Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (TX2fN) 316
@297 Latest on Kashoggi story - Turks today are saying that the Saudi hit
team started sawing him into pieces before he was dead. If it was anyone except Arabs involved, I would say nah, that's too gruesome to be true.---------------------- The Turks have been saying this nearly from the start. They also claim that they have footage that proves it. However, they've yet to show anyone this footage to confirm their claims. Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (5ibUV) 317
297
Latest on Kashoggi story - Turks today are saying that the Saudi hit team started sawing him into pieces before he was dead. If it was anyone except Arabs involved, I would say nah, that's too gruesome to be true. Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 01:55 PM (k1TUh) ooofff. They hated him that much? Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (a0IVu) 318
Why does the fat drunk bulldyke have SS protection?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (pw+jk) They actually protect the populace from *her*. Do you know how many more children would have had their souls and life-forces sucked out to keep her crude semblance of life up if the Secret Service wasn't there to restrain her? Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents Last of the Fauxhicans starring Lizzie Warren at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (hLRSq) 319
Ha. Go to google and search for
Hillary crash and watch how hard autofill tries to not finish it. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (pZDmQ) 320
Crash? You mean like with a van?
Posted by: Hic... Hillary Cl.. Hic at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (0dmP2) 321
297. That means either Kashoggi was wired for sound, or the Turks have bugged the Saudi consulate and consular residence. Seems unlikely. My money is on this being straight up Turkish bullshit.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (fA1SL) 322
Just ticked over on 20 minutes now waiting for an actual human being to pick up with the IRS. And I know full well that as soon as I do so, the response will be I'm sorry but you need to call X Y Z department not us CLICK
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (mf5HN) 323
Does anyone know if she spilled her drink?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (NVERB) 324
257
Why does the fat drunk bulldyke have SS protection? Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 01:49 PM (pw+jk) Because Democrats want to kill her for blowing the 2016 election. Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (9qyA/) 325
Here, hold my beer and watch me parallel park! *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (vtcmf) Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (EKfCQ) 327
322 Just ticked over on 20 minutes now waiting for an actual human being to pick up with the IRS. And I know full well that as soon as I do so, the response will be I'm sorry but you need to call X Y Z department not us CLICK
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (mf5HN) =========== That service, coming soon to your doctor's office. Medicaid for all! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (9ZlHt) Posted by: Bumper Sticker on Scooby Van at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (vDqXW) 329
In every google self-driving car, if you open the hood, there's a tiny Hillary gremlin running around controlling things.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 01:59 PM (/qEW2) 330
Ahem, Turks are not Arabs.
Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (3HNOQ) Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (myjNJ) 332
323 Does anyone know if she spilled her drink?
Posted by: wrg500 __________ It takes a spillage. Posted by: DistHillary at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (9vQJW) 333
Hillary had a brainboof!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (hSQF+) 334
"Huma Abedin was also reportedly in the van, but the video does not capture the moment she exited." By the new media rules, this means she was murdered in the van and cut up into pieces. I hear she was wearing an Apple watch.
Posted by: GlobalTrvlr at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (ylduU) 335
330 Ahem, Turks are not Arabs.
Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (3HNOQ) ========== But Saudis are. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (9ZlHt) 336
But in 2012, under Obama, they changed it back to lifetime, and included it for W as well.
Considering what the inevitable MiddleEaseWar that'd follow a hit would cost it's cheap protection. Posted by: GM'sIWishIwasntOnThiSpecialProjectDivision at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (FhXTo) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (TX2fN) 338
ooofff. They hated him that much? Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite Oh yea, the Saudi and Kashoggi family have a long history of hating each other. Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (NVERB) 339
The Turks have been saying this nearly from the start. They also claim that they have footage that proves it. However, they've yet to show anyone this footage to confirm their claims.
Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (5ibUV) --- Tom Arnold claimed he had footage, too. So did the Russians. Posted by: Bumper Sticker on Scooby Van at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (vDqXW) 340
Y'all sure she wasn't driving?
It looks like she steps out looking almost sheepish, and she smiles as she walks about. Does that model have pax suicide doors? Otherwise, it looks like she got out from the driver's door. Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (/czxp) ------------------ She wasn't driving. She has even bragged about not having driven herself since the 90s. Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (I16G8) 341
Wow... so just before a tight election... McConnel goes out and talks about cutting Medicaid, Medicaid, and Social Security.
IS HE TRYING TO LOOSE???? Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (NgKpN) 342
>>The Turks have been saying this nearly from the start. They also claim that they have footage that proves it. However, they've yet to show anyone this footage to confirm their claims.
They also claimed a mild mannered US pastor was part of a nefarious coup attempt and threatened him with a lifetime prison term. The Turks tend to lie a lot. Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (/tuJf) 343
338
ooofff. They hated him that much? Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite Oh yea, the Saudi and Kashoggi family have a long history of hating each other. Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (NVERB) ============ Can't they just keep it to Twitter like most of America does to each other? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (9ZlHt) 344
The only way this could have been any better is if she ran into a black lesbian just before she crashed.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (/qEW2) 345
Ahem, Turks are not Arabs.
Posted by: JAS at October 17, 2018 02:00 PM (3HNOQ) They are cleverer than Arabs, but still muslims. So, sneaky and resourceful. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (iwUO9) 346
Latest on Kashoggi story - Turks today are saying that the Saudi hit team started sawing him into pieces before he was dead. If it was anyone except Arabs involved, I would say nah, that's too gruesome to be true.
Posted by: Tom Servo Or Turks. Or Russians. Or any number of goat fuckers. Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 02:02 PM (hAdu/) 347
...just Binged scooby van images; there's doors behind the driver's door-
Posted by: pahound at October 17, 2018 02:02 PM (kG66/) 348
Khashoggi was a member of the Brotherhood.
If it's true that the Saudis sawed him up alive, then it's still less than he deserved. Give a shit status: [_] Yes [X] No Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 02:02 PM (5aX2M) 349
@297 That means either Kashoggi was wired for sound, or the Turks have bugged
the Saudi consulate and consular residence. Seems unlikely. My money is on this being straight up Turkish bullshit. ---------------------- They've been claiming that they have footage that shows it. But they haven't shown this footage to anyone. So until they do... Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 02:02 PM (5ibUV) 350
308 Y'all sure she wasn't driving?
It looks like she steps out looking almost sheepish, and she smiles as she walks about. Does that model have pax suicide doors? Otherwise, it looks like she got out from the driver's door. Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:56 PM (/czxp) ++ I don't think she drove. What, a SUV, through a darkened, looks like underground parking area, while wearing sunglasses? Why would she, for kicks? Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 02:02 PM (dI3/S) 351
348 Khashoggi was a member of the Brotherhood.
If it's true that the Saudis sawed him up alive, then it's still less than he deserved. Give a shit status: [_] Yes [X] No Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 02:02 PM (5aX2M) =========== Sorry. We have to tear up every agreement with the Kingdom now. Them's the rules. NBC told me so. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:02 PM (9ZlHt) 352
@349 ... and YouToob was down yesterday. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 02:03 PM (hqZPQ) 353
Matt Foley was driving that van.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 02:03 PM (KP5rU) 354
The Turks have been saying this nearly from the start. They also claim that they have footage that proves it. However, they've yet to show anyone this footage to confirm their claims.
They also claim to have footage of Kavanaugh at a high school party in '81. Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 02:03 PM (hAdu/) 355
She wasn't driving. She has even bragged about not having driven herself since the 90s.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (I16G --- That woman is not right in the head. If she wanted a photo op of driving a vic for the peons, after downing a few shots of vodka, who would have stopped her? Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 02:03 PM (/czxp) 356
Rut Rho.
Posted by: Scooby Do at October 17, 2018 02:04 PM (gmo/4) 357
316 @297 Latest on Kashoggi story - Turks today are saying that the Saudi hit
team started sawing him into pieces before he was dead. If it was anyone except Arabs involved, I would say nah, that's too gruesome to be true.---------------------- The Turks have been saying this nearly from the start. They also claim that they have footage that proves it. However, they've yet to show anyone this footage to confirm their claims. Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 01:58 PM (5ibUV) They have 'footage'? Impossible, unless we dropped a damn foot on our way out. Posted by: Sauid Interrogation Team at October 17, 2018 02:04 PM (NgKpN) 358
I read somewhere Khashoggi I guess knew what was coming, had an Iwatch, and streamed the whole thing.
Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 02:04 PM (dM3St) 359
358 I read somewhere Khashoggi I guess knew what was coming, had an Iwatch, and streamed the whole thing.
Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 02:04 PM (dM3St) ============= "It's an APPLE WATCH!!!!" -Tim Cook, marketing genius Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:05 PM (9ZlHt) 360
"It's an APPLE WATCH!!!!"
-Tim Cook, marketing genius Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:05 PM (9ZlHt) ------------ Swatch? Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 02:05 PM (qC1Sy) Posted by: ScoggDog at October 17, 2018 02:05 PM (UfHIz) 362
potato-potahto...
Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 02:05 PM (dM3St) 363
>>I read somewhere Khashoggi I guess knew what was coming, had an Iwatch, and streamed the whole thing.
Slight problem with that claim. There is no service for the iWatch in Turkey. Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 02:05 PM (/tuJf) 364
The Fed announces that it wants to keep enstrangling the economy.
Time for Trump to shift our currency to Bitcoin. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 02:05 PM (hqZPQ) 365
Somewhere Eldon Musk is laughing
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (gmo/4) 366
When Saudis REMOVE KEBAB.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (fA1SL) 367
That woman is not right in the head.
If she wanted a photo op of driving a vic for the peons, after downing a few shots of vodka, who would have stopped her? Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 02:03 PM (/czxp) ------------- Nobody, but I don't think she cares much any more about her public image. Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (I16G8) 368
it does look like she gets out of the driver door ... and it does seem unlikely a paid driver would run into a concrete post just making that turn. ... maybe they were all doing vodka shots in the van before this ... or maybe Hillary pissed off her driver, had to drive herself ...
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (Cus5s) 369
That woman is not right in the head. If she wanted a photo op of driving a vic for the peons, after downing a few shots of vodka, who would have stopped her? Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 02:03 PM (/czxp) +++ Totally agree that she is not right in the head, but I think she believes it is beneath her to get in the driver's seat. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (dI3/S) 370
Meow!
Just turned on Charles Payne on Fox Business, and Danielle DiMartino Booth is showing nice cleavage in a somewhat sexy black number. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (8iiMU) Posted by: Duelin' Scoobies at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (vDqXW) 372
I read somewhere Khashoggi I guess knew what was coming, had an Iwatch, and streamed the whole thing.
Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 02:04 PM (dM3St) Except supposedly the Turkish cellphone network does not support an Apple "watch". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (iwUO9) 373
@342 The Turks tend to lie a lot.
------------------- That was my point. They've been saying that they've got this footage. But no one else has seen it. So until they produce it... We don't even know for a fact that he's dead. Though if he was still alive, I suspect that the Saudis would have produced him by now. Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (5ibUV) 374
I don't think those are sunglasses-just the coke bottle type she wore at the Benghazi hearings.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (AllCR) 375
365 Somewhere Eldon Musk is laughing
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (gmo/4) ----------- Is that Elon's brother? Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 02:07 PM (G0vdT) 376
You ought to read all the perks former presidents get. There's the "Presidential Townhouse" close the WH. This is a 5 story affair for the use of former presidents when they're in D.C. And that's not enough, apparently, because they're renovating another one, "Trowbridge House", right next to it, for the same purpose. And these are next to "Blair House", which is the President's guest house. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 02:07 PM (f1Vqw) 377
She's like that character from Peanuts with the cloud over his head.
Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2018 02:07 PM (uLuPn) 378
Totally agree that she is not right in the head, but I think she believes it is beneath her to get in the driver's seat.
Posted by: washrivergal Yes, she like to play "catcher". Posted by: Huma at October 17, 2018 02:08 PM (NVERB) 379
341
Wow... so just before a tight election... McConnel goes out and talks about cutting Medicaid, Medicaid, and Social Security. IS HE TRYING TO LOOSE???? Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (NgKpN) Can you tell me what he said? Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 17, 2018 02:08 PM (q1VoB) 380
Looks like navigation and path-finding will need to get patched.
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2018 02:08 PM (q177U) 381
Totally agree that she is not right in the head, but I think she believes it is beneath her to get in the driver's seat./i]
Yeah, she's driven, she does not drive. That's for little people. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+) 382
Your Momma.
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 02:08 PM (gmo/4) 383
I went looking for the story and see what you are referring to JS.. Who knows if they do or don't, if it comes down to it it'll be fabricated anyway.
Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (dM3St) 384
>>McConnel goes out and talks about cutting Medicaid, Medicaid, and Social Security.
He said Medicaid, twice. Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (ZTWVa) 385
Hard to believe I was almost POTUS, ain't it? *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (vtcmf) 386
The Turks have been saying this nearly from the start. They also claim that they have footage that proves it. However, they've yet to show anyone this footage to confirm their claims.
- And the only people more honest than the Turks are the Clintons. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (+y/Ru) 387
Some broad who worked for the Treasury department got caught leaking "suspicious activity reports" related to the Russia probe to Buzzfeed.
Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards Here's the complaint: https://bit.ly/2J29ffk Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (9qZ3S) 388
I'M NOT A DUDE, DUDE!
Also not a midget. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (mf5HN) I can confirm one of those statements. Also, I see that there is a lot of speculation and misinformation about alex floating about. I am in a unique position to confirm and deny all sorts of things. For a price. It would be a complete betrayal, so it has to be a good price. Posted by: Bander skiving in the classroom at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (WZG6Y) 389
That was my point. They've been saying that they've got this footage. But no one else has seen it. So until they produce it...
We don't even know for a fact that he's dead. Though if he was still alive, I suspect that the Saudis would have produced him by now. Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (5ibUV) Unless he is sitting back somewhere watching the House of Saud, who he HATES, take a shellacking on this. Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN) 390
And these are next to "Blair House", which is the President's guest house. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 02:07 PM (f1Vqw) Trump should offer to renovate that one for use by Hillary. He could call it the "Blair Witch Project". Shovel-ready jobs, man! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (iwUO9) 391
I feel bad for the dog she had tied to the rear bumper.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 02:10 PM (hqZPQ) 392
They also claimed a mild mannered US pastor was part of a nefarious coup attempt and threatened him with a lifetime prison term.
The Turks tend to lie a lot. Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 02:01 PM (/tuJf) They did release him though. I think it would be a bad idea for us at this time to piss off either SA or Turkey. As far as we can, we should try to whistle and look the other way until this blows over. Keep it at "The Saudis are investigating, we don't know what happened yet". Trump and Pompeo are playing it exactly right. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 02:10 PM (/qEW2) 393
I love America the same way the Kyrsten Sinema loves Arizona.
Posted by: Hillz at October 17, 2018 02:10 PM (vDqXW) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 02:10 PM (+y/Ru) 395
>>That was my point. They've been saying that they've got this footage. But no one else has seen it. So until they produce it...
We don't even know for a fact that he's dead. Though if he was still alive, I suspect that the Saudis would have produced him by now. I was agreeing with you. We've been whacking the Turks with sanctions all year long including over the pastor. The sanctions are doing significant damage to their economy. The Turks are aligned with Russia and Iran and that includes in Syria. I have no idea what went down in the embassy but I do know the Turks are not our friends, have a long history of locking up anyone who crosses Erdogan, including reporters, and lying constantly. I won't believe a word they say until I see the evidence and even then I'm dubious. Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 02:10 PM (/tuJf) 396
Hillary needs one of those self driving cars.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 02:11 PM (a0IVu) 397
393 I love America the same way the Kyrsten Sinema loves Arizona.
Posted by: Hillz at October 17, 2018 02:10 PM (vDqXW) ============ "I don't love it as it is, or was, but only as it could be if all of my policy preferences got implemented today. So, you can say that I super love America." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:11 PM (9ZlHt) 398
388 I'M NOT A DUDE, DUDE!
Also not a midget. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (mf5HN) I can confirm one of those statements. Also, I see that there is a lot of speculation and misinformation about alex floating about. I am in a unique position to confirm and deny all sorts of things. For a price. It would be a complete betrayal, so it has to be a good price. Posted by: Bander skiving in the classroom at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (WZG6Y) I have ammo... And a prototype Ann Margaret fembot. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 02:11 PM (bcbK8) 399
Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards
Here's the complaint: https://bit.ly/2J29ffk Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 02:09 PM (9qZ3S) Whiskey Sours are better. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 02:11 PM (iwUO9) 400
Unless she hits that pole every time she makes that left, I don't think she was driving. The SS would have rushed over to her door and made sure she was all right.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 02:12 PM (dI3/S) 401
No, Eldon Musk, of the Philadelphia Musks
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 02:12 PM (gmo/4) 402
Anthony Weiner is out and needed a job. He was trying to get his pants down to take a picture and his foot pushed down on the gas pedal.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 17, 2018 02:12 PM (ojNBr) 403
Garrrn, it's an eye patch, not an eye watch.
Posted by: Pirate at October 17, 2018 02:12 PM (9qyA/) 404
I love America the same way the Kyrsten Sinema loves Arizona.
Posted by: Hillz Like Ike loved Tina. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 02:13 PM (+y/Ru) 405
Also, I see that there is a lot of speculation and misinformation about alex floating about. I am in a unique position to confirm and deny all sorts of things.
For a price. It would be a complete betrayal, so it has to be a good price. Posted by: Bander skiving in the classroom What relation would it have to the average cost of a funeral in your neck of the woods? Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 17, 2018 02:13 PM (AM1GF) 406
I know Ace was probaly being snarky in the sidebar, but John Ekdahl was clearly mocking "The Expert."
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 02:13 PM (OD2ni) 407
Sinema loves Arizona like a spouse ... who wants to change everything about her husband.
Those arrangements work out the best. Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 02:13 PM (vDqXW) 408
@402. I thought he was restricted to riding horses. While wearing a fucking helmet.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 02:13 PM (hqZPQ) Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 02:13 PM (yQpMk) 410
Everybody loves a mean drunk. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at October 17, 2018 02:14 PM (vtcmf) 411
There's no free press in Saudi Arabia, right? It's probably one of the most heavily-censored places on Earth. So what was this Kashoggi guy supposed to have reported that was so bad that they had to torture & kill him in the most gruesome manner possible? What, are there subjects of Saudi Arabia who don't know that they live in a corrupt shithole of an absolute monarchy?
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 02:14 PM (7HtZB) 412
Kashoggi is, what, 1/4 Turk? And with a Turk girlfriend. I could see him hiding out the rest of his days in Turkey while KSA takes the fall for his 'murder'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fA1SL) 413
This has to be Trumps's fault or Bill was up to something????
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (qM84C) 414
satan worshiping muslims killing other satan worshiping muslims is a win-win for me.
Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (gmo/4) 415
>>They did release him though. I think it would be a bad idea for us at this time to piss off either SA or Turkey. As far as we can, we should try to whistle and look the other way until this blows over. Keep it at "The Saudis are investigating, we don't know what happened yet". Trump and Pompeo are playing it exactly right.
Yea, after we whacked them with sanctions and threatened more. And some of the sanctions were on specific members of the Erdogan regime including the Justice Minister and the Interior Minister. The Turkish lira lost more than 30% of it's value this year thanks largely to the sanctions we hit them with. We've been pissing off Turkey since Trump took office and we will continue to as long as they keep playing footsie with Iran and Russia. Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (/tuJf) 416
I have ammo...
And a prototype Ann Margaret fembot. I'm a software tester. I wouldn't stick any part of me into a "prototype". Even after a few years on the market, I'd still be hesitant. Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (9qZ3S) 417
I believe Mitch was *asked* about entitlement reform, and answered that it would have to be "bipartisan", and that he didn't anticipate it happening under Trump.
If my impression was correct (based on a correction to "news" story yesterday), then it's Fake Newz (the !!OMG!! Mediscare!!). Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (QDnY+) 418
Welcome to yesterday Ace!!
You morons realize that Shrillary is only in the scooby doo van because she can't climb into and out of a Suburban without a step stool. Diapers and gin must prevent her from that exhausting climb... https://tinyurl.com/ydgn4juz Posted by: Timon at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (G5IFy) 419
Her Grace is the perfect size, I say.
Good day to you, Sir. Good day. Posted by: Grump928(C) Soo much I could say, so much..... Posted by: Huma at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (NVERB) 420
They did release him though. I think it would be a bad idea for us at this time to piss off either SA or Turkey. As far as we can, we should try to whistle and look the other way until this blows over. Keep it at "The Saudis are investigating, we don't know what happened yet". Trump and Pompeo are playing it exactly right.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 02:10 PM (/qEW2) IMO our response should be... 'We don't have a dog in this fight. We are not the World's Policeman.' Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (NgKpN) 421
Ugh. Latest poll in NJ puts Menendez up by seven.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (G0vdT) 422
If you're planning to kill a man under cover of interrogation, you strip him naked and remove all comm devices before commencement of sawing, unless you want it known. The only people I know of that would be so public are the Russians.
I don't buy the iWatch thing. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (5aX2M) 423
"391 I feel bad for the dog she had tied to the rear bumper.
Posted by: Big Fat Meani" "Do you have any idea what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?" "No" "Well, its probably, um, pretty stiff." Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (OD2ni) 424
@412 ... Kashoggi's only 1/1024th the man he used to be.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (hqZPQ) 425
"Walked away from another one!" * holds hands over head * * does victory dance * * punches air with clenched fists * Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (pNxlR) 426
417 I believe Mitch was *asked* about entitlement reform, and answered that it would have to be "bipartisan", and that he didn't anticipate it happening under Trump.
If my impression was correct (based on a correction to "news" story yesterday), then it's Fake Newz (the !!OMG!! Mediscare!!). Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (QDnY+) ============ "It's not happening." -Mitch McConnel "It's...happening." -CNN Headline Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (9ZlHt) 427
There's no free press in Saudi Arabia, right? It's probably one of the most heavily-censored places on Earth. So what was this Kashoggi guy supposed to have reported that was so bad that they had to torture & kill him in the most gruesome manner possible? What, are there subjects of Saudi Arabia who don't know that they live in a corrupt shithole of an absolute monarchy?
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 02:14 PM (7HtZB) Khashoggi isn/t/wasn't a reporter. He was a MoBro agent of influence masquerading as a reporter. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (iwUO9) 428
421 Ugh. Latest poll in NJ puts Menendez up by seven.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (G0vdT) Gonna be an early night! Posted by: Wynn Bill at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (72PAC) 429
off
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (NVERB) 430
Did anybody see Huma? She may have been trapped under restraint to die from monoxide asphyxiation.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (2Mnv1) 431
412
Kashoggi is, what, 1/4 Turk? And with a Turk girlfriend. I could see him hiding out the rest of his days in Turkey while KSA takes the fall for his 'murder'. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (fA1SL) I am completely out of th eloop on htis. What is the three sentence recap of why I care that Turkey butchered some KSA maybe spy, agitator? And why is it PDT's fault? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (ymnmz) 432
And a prototype Ann Margaret fembot.
I'm a software tester. I wouldn't stick any part of me into a "prototype". Even after a few years on the market, I'd still be hesitant. Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (9qZ3S) Shh... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (bcbK8) 433
421 Ugh. Latest poll in NJ puts Menendez up by seven.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (G0vdT) ============= 1) Close enough for Democrats to sweat about it. 2) Menendez was going to win no matter what. Don't get your hopes up on that one. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (9ZlHt) 434
As for the wreck, Hillary probably got mad at the driver and hit him with an ashtray...
Posted by: Timon at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (G5IFy) 435
She's a witch! Hillz turned me into a pillar!
Posted by: Scooby Van at October 17, 2018 02:18 PM (+y/Ru) 436
What is the three sentence recap of why I care that Turkey butchered some KSA maybe spy, agitator? And why is it PDT's fault?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (ymnmz) You are racist and Trump does all the bad things. Posted by: NPC majoring in gender studies at October 17, 2018 02:18 PM (72PAC) 437
"434 As for the wreck, Hillary probably got mad at the driver and hit him with an ashtray...
Posted by: Timon" Liar. It was a vodka bottle you fuckin bastard. Hic. Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2018 02:19 PM (OD2ni) 438
I believe Mitch was *asked* about entitlement reform, and answered that it would have to be "bipartisan", and that he didn't anticipate it happening under Trump.
If my impression was correct (based on a correction to "news" story yesterday), then it's Fake Newz (the !!OMG!! Mediscare!!). Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 02:15 PM (QDnY+) ---------------- Yes, he simply correctly identified the three biggest budget items, and said something had to be done to sustain them. Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 02:19 PM (I16G8) 439
There's no free press in Saudi Arabia, right? It's probably one of the most heavily-censored places on Earth. So what was this Kashoggi guy supposed to have reported that was so bad that they had to torture & kill him in the most gruesome manner possible?
He had definitive proof that the SA Crown Prince was fixing camel races. Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 02:19 PM (hAdu/) 440
Ugh. Latest poll in NJ puts Menendez up by seven.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (G0vdT) ============= 1) Close enough for Democrats to sweat about it. 2) Menendez was going to win no matter what. Don't get your hopes up on that one. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (9ZlHt) Menendez is either going to win or lose by 1 or 2 points. Bank on it. Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 02:20 PM (NFEMn) 441
Soo ,you know AtC personally?
Posted by: wrg500 at October 17, 2018 01:43 PM (NVERB) I'M NOT A DUDE, DUDE! Also not a midget. Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 01:44 PM (mf5HN) Please let the record reflect, I had no part in the misconstrual (is that even a word?) of this discussion, as it pertains to gender, height, OR sobriety, regarding any and all participants on this thread. Any resemblance between my drunk midget male friend, and anyone else on this here family blog or anywhere else on the internet... is purely and entirely coincidental. Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2018 02:20 PM (9chmE) 442
This is Hillary's attempt to reach out to female Asian voters.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (8u+2n) --------- Heh Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2018 02:20 PM (jUVms) 443
He had definitive proof that the SA Crown Prince was fixing camel races.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 02:19 PM (hAdu/) Filling the hump with helium helps bigly when the track is muddy. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 02:20 PM (iwUO9) 444
Turkey would not let us launch an attack of Northern Iraq in 2003. They should have been kicked out of NATO then.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 17, 2018 02:21 PM (tqpcJ) 445
The NPC meme is fitting but not really exciting to me.
On the other hand, it does win points for how much it seemingly pisses them off. Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2018 02:21 PM (ycWCI) 446
I wouldn't be placing too many bets based on current "polling" in NJ. Or several other states.
Just saying. Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 02:21 PM (QDnY+) 447
nood
SCOTUS Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:21 PM (9ZlHt) 448
Huge news that someone has been arrested for leaking the financial records of Manafort and others.
But Drudge has a headline about ROBOTS PATROLLING NYC STREETS! Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 02:21 PM (NFEMn) 449
424
@412 ... Kashoggi's only 1/1024th the man he used to be. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (hqZPQ) It took 1024 diplomatic pouches to get him out of the embassy. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2018 02:21 PM (8iiMU) 450
1) Close enough for Democrats to sweat about it.
2) Menendez was going to win no matter what. Don't get your hopes up on that one. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (9ZlHt) -- I won't but it does remind me to go over to Leah Vukmir website and drop a Benjamin. She needs the help. Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 02:21 PM (G0vdT) 451
Just turned on Charles Payne on Fox Business, and
Danielle DiMartino Booth is showing nice cleavage in a somewhat sexy black number. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 17, 2018 02:06 PM (8iiMU) ** I love Brunettes. In some pics I find her very fetching, others shes a bit brutish. Posted by: dananjcon at October 17, 2018 02:21 PM (xqfqx) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 02:22 PM (+y/Ru) 453
Are we even sure the K guy is dead?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 17, 2018 02:22 PM (ycWCI) 454
Okay, I just watched the twitter video of the Hillary crashorama, and read quite a few of the comments...
The snark in them was pretty good. But I knew y'all would do better. And a quick sampling of this thread proves it. Posted by: GnuBreed at October 17, 2018 02:22 PM (Z4rgH) 455
Are we not doing Noods anymore?
Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 02:22 PM (dM3St) 456
I'm open to the fact that Saudia Arabia is gulity of what it is accused of, but I damn well ain't taking the word of anonymous Turkish sources for it. And the fact that Iranian boot lickers like Ncholas Kristof and Ben Rhodes are pushing the anti-SA angle makes me even more supicious.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 02:22 PM (OD2ni) 457
What is the three sentence recap of why I care that Turkey butchered some KSA maybe spy, agitator? And why is it PDT's fault?
------- The Saudis did or did not gruesomely execute a Muslim Brotherhood Saudi WaPo reporter at their embassy in Turkey. Prince Mohammed bin-Salman, who is presumed to have ordered the ostensible hit, is an anti-Islamist reformer and has good relationship with the bad #OrangeMan. Therefore, it's cause for American media to light their hair on fire, because it could create bad PR for Trump. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2018 02:22 PM (5aX2M) 458
Ugh. Latest poll in NJ puts Menendez up by seven.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (G0vdT) ============= 1) Close enough for Democrats to sweat about it. 2) Menendez was going to win no matter what. Don't get your hopes up on that one. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 17, 2018 02:17 PM (9ZlHt) As I am fond of saying, every state has its share of electoral shame. Some shame is more shameful than others though, and it don't much more shameful than Senator Bobbi "Short Eyes" Menendez. Posted by: BurtTC at October 17, 2018 02:23 PM (9chmE) 459
Ugh. Latest poll in NJ puts Menendez up by seven.
Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 02:16 PM (G0vdT) +++ Menendez is one creepy looking man. And a perv. Ugh is right. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 02:23 PM (dI3/S) 460
I am completely out of th eloop on htis.
What is the three sentence recap of why I care that Turkey butchered some KSA maybe spy, agitator? And why is it PDT's fault? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless KSA citizen killed by KSA actors on Sovereign KSA soil. Care if you want to. Not Trump's fault. Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 02:23 PM (hAdu/) 461
Need Taylor swift to tell me what to think about hill dawg car wreck
Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at October 17, 2018 02:23 PM (mv8AK) 462
I'M NOT A DUDE, DUDE! Also not a midget. ==================== Hard-core. She comes out swinging for the kneecaps. Posted by: mrp at October 17, 2018 02:26 PM (Pqytn) 463
If you're planning to kill a man under cover of interrogation, you strip him naked and remove all comm devices before commencement of sawing, unless you want it known.
Back when Saddam Hussein was human temperature, I read an article that talked about some of the precautions he took when meeting with his people. They got loaded into a van with blacked out windows and driven for hours before arriving to the meeting place. They were stripped of everything. EVERYTHING. Their clothes were X-Rayed and laundered before they were given back. They were provided with a little golf pencil and small bit of paper for notes. All that was decades ago. Despite being backwards people, the Saudi intelligence groups are not stupid, and know how to play the game. Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 02:27 PM (9qZ3S) 464
The young progressives have to be angry at the old fools running the democrat party and their mishandling of the election and this campaign. Obama has to be working quietly behind the scene to persuade the old geezers of the party to move on and make way for the younger, more energetic revolutionaries so the next generation can take over the campaign to make America the utopia it could be if only the right people were in charge. Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 02:27 PM (oYD2h) 465
Any parking you can walk away from is a good parking.
Posted by: Hillz at October 17, 2018 02:30 PM (vDqXW) 466
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Am I missing something? I've watched this over and over, is she not in the least bit interested enough to inspect the damage? It looks like she just gets out of the vehicle and walks away from it. Posted by: washrivergal at October 17, 2018 * * A, she's probably coked to the gills. B, why would she care? The van likely isn't her property, and if it is, she could buy another with change from her latest "transaction" at the Clinton "foundation." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 02:39 PM (Fz8ov) 467
I wonder what she would blow* if tested right after she exited the vehicle. Yet another felony (DUI). When will she finally be prosecuted?
*No. Not Bill. Don't be silly. Posted by: tommylotto at October 17, 2018 02:53 PM (dYinJ) 468
In all fairness has she ever actually operated a vehicle licensed or unlicensed.
Posted by: torabora at October 17, 2018 03:13 PM (Y274z) Posted by: Key West Reader at October 17, 2018 06:02 PM (FMgH2) 470
Since she was in it, it pulled hard to the left.
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