Oh, Claire

UNDERCOVER REPORT: McCaskill's pro-border security ads mislead voters, her staff says "Claire is not in favor of building the wall at all, she’s said that’s a really f***ing stupid idea." FULL: https://t.co/rEXAWlKzsE pic.twitter.com/rJMdjWEBbs
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) October 16, 2018

She's also lying about her intention to ban all semi-automatic rifles.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:19 PM

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1 They really think all of us are deplorables and low-information voters... *bleep* them all.

(Hey, Top Five?)

Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 17, 2018 12:19 PM (Gs5TH)

2 Oh dear. What a lying scum she is. And that guy w/ the pencil in his ear looks like a douche.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:20 PM (a0IVu)

3 Top 10? Maybe!! WHOOHOO!!!

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (lGLBx)

4 Summoned the horde from downstairs..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (a0IVu)

5 Meh,she will probably win anyway.

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (mCMQ5)

6 top 17

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (GBteo)

7 If Claire told me the sky was blue, I'd go outside to check....

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2018 12:21 PM (cF8AT)

8 She figured only 1/1024th of the voters would notice.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (Rr52g)

9 Say it ain't so, for the first time ever, a sitting Senator is documented lying to her constituents, quelle horreur!

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (n9EOP)

10 Hopefully, Missouri is paying attention.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (F4u7C)

11 Liars lie. It's what they do.

Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (zLDYs)

12 Like we didn't already know?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (uDcBt)

13 A Democrat lying? I'm shocked

Posted by: Kat_man at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (WxRrI)

14 But is this being reported anywhere but on the right side of the blogosphere?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (4mUNO)

15 James O'Keefe and crew are some of the last remaining journalists in America.

Probably the world.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (72PAC)

16 Funny thing... they are PROUD of how she is telling lies to get elected.

There are two parts of the social contract you need to be able to live in a society... trust, and manners.

The left is attacking BOTH... not having any conception at all of where this will lead.

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (NgKpN)

17 It's Missouri, home of Mizzou. She will win going away. State is fucked

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (KP5rU)

18 25,800.78 +2.36 (+0.01%) As of 12:23PM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (JPkLk)

19 She's already accused her opponent of planting the mole, when he had absolutely NOTHING to do with it.

Missing the fact that she actually SPOKE THE WORDS.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (F4u7C)

20 She thinks she's from the Show Me your bleached squeakhole state.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (Rr52g)

21 When you have a ruling class this arrogant and contemptuous of the people, that's how you get a French Revolution.

Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (xjiRE)

22 I'm amazed that these idiots keep stepping on their dicks.

Sure person I only met 5 minutes ago, come into my office and let me tell you that the candidate I work for is lying her ass off. I'm sure nothing bad can come of this.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

23 James O'Keefe and crew are some of the last remaining journalists in America.

Probably the world.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (72PAC)

This.

Were the media just, he'd be receiving awards by the dozen for his team's work.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:24 PM (F4u7C)

24

Slow Burn
~ Kacey Musgraves

Old soul, waiting my turn
I know a few things, but I still got a lot to learn
So I'm alright with a slow burn, slow burn, slow burn
I'm alright with a slow burn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NC7cmWkBoz4

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:24 PM (2I4LM)

25 But is this being reported anywhere but on the right side of the blogosphere?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 12:22 PM (4mUNO)

Yes...
"Evil Trump supporter surreptitiously infiltrates McCaskill campaign and spreads vicious lies."

Posted by: Chairman Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 12:24 PM (n9EOP)

26 Well.... she only wants to really build 1/1024th of a wall...

You know, make it about an inch high?

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 12:24 PM (NgKpN)

27 Americans are fucking sick of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (eAZVt)

28 My friendsh, I'm building a wall in Hell.

Posted by: zombie John McCain at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (8u+2n)

29 Now Ace, it takes two to lie.

One to lie, and one to listen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (JPkLk)

30 As I said with the last one of these videos -- I bet her staff would be saying the EXACT opposite if I was a pretend staffer or pretend donor that was pro-wall.

Politicians lie and pander.

This isn't exactly breaking news.

Maybe to some LIV's it is, I don't know.

But I don't really see this swaying any votes. Half the voters who claim to be "pro wall" are probably lying, too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (GBteo)

31 22 I'm amazed that these idiots keep stepping on their dicks.

Sure person I only met 5 minutes ago, come into my office and let me tell you that the candidate I work for is lying her ass off. I'm sure nothing bad can come of this.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

I saw a comment elsewhere that said these people love to tell others about their deviant behavior, like it's a badge of (dis)honor.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (Rr52g)

32 In the House, every single Demofascist candidate saying they'll vote against Nancy Pelosi is, you guessed it, lying.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (LISuA)

33 That dude bleaches.

Posted by: Horseface at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (8sgr6)

34 A Dem for open borders and raping and killing of wives and daughters! Who would have thought?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (JFO2v)

35 Hubris is a helluva drug.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 12:26 PM (WeJD9)

36 Bleached Squeakhole

Elizabeth Warren's new "Cherokee" tribal name.

Posted by: mc at October 17, 2018 12:26 PM (l1TIo)

37 When you have a ruling class this arrogant and contemptuous of the people, that's how you get a French Revolution.

Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (xjiRE)

But I told them they could eat cake!

Posted by: Senator Marie Antoinette McCaskill at October 17, 2018 12:26 PM (n9EOP)

38

That ridiculous headset she's wearing trying to make her look official and serious. My Gooodness. Optics. Props.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:26 PM (2I4LM)

39 Republicans pounce on woman's anti-Americanism.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 12:26 PM (eAZVt)

40 27 Americans are fucking sick of the Democrat party.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM (eAZVt)

Real ones are, anyway.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 12:26 PM (J+mig)

41 Claire is sounding more and more like a bad skin job. And her staff more like T-600s.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (dbLhB)

42 Every leftist dreams of banning semi-auto rifles even though the number of deaths by that type of gun is minuscule.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (wpJDK)

43 It's Missouri, home of Mizzou. She will win going away. State is fucked

--

That's pretty sad to know. As for Project Veritas, O'Keefe does great work. He really does. But on this, for instance, who in MO will actually ever see it? It gets posted on conservative blogs, maybe Hannity talks about it. But aside from that, there is no exposure. Is there?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (mQ0Mc)

44 Oh dear. What a lying scum she is. And that guy w/ the pencil in his ear looks like a douche.

Bet he bleaches his asshole.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (kG5hP)

45 Where do they dig these guys up? They're like supervillains from the movies; they all want to give a soliloquy about their nefarious plans.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (8u+2n)

46 -
--
Sure person I only met 5 minutes ago, come into my
office and let me tell you that the candidate I work for is lying her
ass off. I'm sure nothing bad can come of this.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

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I saw a comment elsewhere that said these people love to tell others
about their deviant behavior, like it's a badge of (dis)honor.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM

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I have not watched the videos, but I bet their eyes light up as they say it.

Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (pMGkg)

47 Claire da Loon

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

48 Israeli tourist attacks African-American, steals his lunch

the proper way to report the news.

Posted by: mallfly the Queen of Kings at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (L01V2)

49 This jizz fleck needs to be added to the eventual "Faces of Soy" documentary.

No soy, Not even once.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)

50

Don't you mean she's lying about not wanting to ban all semi-automatic rifles?

Because that's what she wants to do, just like every other PNPC (Progressive Non-playin Character). The Constitution doesn't mean anything to them other than an obstacle to their power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (HaL55)

51 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (mQ0Mc)

Josh Hawley needs to get off his butt and put this in an ad.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (kG5hP)

52 I live and work in Missouri. Claire is in real trouble.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (zncB8)

53 You know, make it about an inch high?"

Would make a great background for a stage show...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (6qErC)

54 So hopefully Hawley is or will be using clips of these lies in his campaign ads?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (AllCR)

55 Anyone who cares about the 2nd Amendment knows where the Dems stand. A video like this is useful to encourage gun supporters to get out and vote. With sites like Bearing Arms picking up on it, I'm sure the video will get out there.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (s2qQw)

56 She's a witch!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (bcbK8)

57 The problem is that Democrat/liberal voters don't think, the just pull the D lever. Doesn't matter what they hear and see, they do what they're told.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (yx2+8)

58 46 -
--
Sure person I only met 5 minutes ago, come into my
office and let me tell you that the candidate I work for is lying her
ass off. I'm sure nothing bad can come of this.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

-------------------

I saw a comment elsewhere that said these people love to tell others
about their deviant behavior, like it's a badge of (dis)honor.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM

--------------------------

I have not watched the videos, but I bet their eyes light up as they say it.

Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (pMGkg)

it's nuts....cult like....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 17, 2018 12:29 PM (0O7c5)

59 How many Missouri voters will see this?

Very few.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2018 12:29 PM (4ErVI)

60 "It's Missouri, home of Mizzou. She will win going away. State is fucked"

How much do you really know about the state of Missouri?

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 12:29 PM (eAZVt)

61 42: it's like the German minister's comment about "first they came for the..."

Posted by: mallfly the Queen of Kings at October 17, 2018 12:30 PM (L01V2)

62 45 Where do they dig these guys up? They're like supervillains from the movies; they all want to give a soliloquy about their nefarious plans.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (8u+2n)

Villains giving monologues is a trope because it has an element of truth in it. These kind of people feel slighted by the world, and want to prove their unappreciated brilliance by talking about it whenever possible.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 12:30 PM (J+mig)

63 Claire is .0987634% for the wall and against banning semi automatic rifles.

So by donk standards when is for the wall and against semi auto rifles.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 12:30 PM (pw+jk)

64 she's also lying about the oreos and ice cream

Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 12:30 PM (nFwvY)

65 "Oh, Claire,
Get back into bed!
No, you can't have a drink!
Oh, all right, then, but wait just a min--
Wait'll I catch my breath (what there is left of it)!
You can be murder at this hour of the day
But in the morning this hour will seem a lifetime away!
Oh, Claire . . ."

Posted by: Gilbert O' Sullivan at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (Fz8ov)

66

Has Campaign Boy started shaving yet?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (HaL55)

67 I'm amazed that these idiots keep stepping on their dicks.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

Their clitorises aren't long enough to do that.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (3sjI6)

68 Pretty sure none of this is news to a sentient being. But all the money in campaigns is spent to sway the 20% of "undecideds" in whatever district, so fooling the rubes is SOP

She isn't a force anyways. She's a backbencher who will do and vote as she's told by the party bigs.

Ergo, unlimited turd world immigration, and disarm anyone who disagrees.*
\
btw, they're not anti-gun. They're anti YOU having guns.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (z79tQ)

69 This is a Hawley organized smear campaign. We must ban all guns. McKaskill is a Women. Democrats good, Orange man bad.

#bluewave
#orangemanbad
#banguns

Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (o4fG0)

70 "Because that's what she wants to do, just like every other PNPC (Progressive Non-playin Character). The Constitution doesn't mean anything to them other than an obstacle to their power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:28 PM (HaL55) "

Guns are a tool of the patriarchy used to inflict systematic racism on brown people. You would know this if only you listened to Movie Actors 574-65 and 431-02. TV Comedian also agrees that Orange Man wants to proliferate guns to harm minorities.

Posted by: Norman Pottsdam Covington at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)

71 I'm amazed that these idiots keep stepping on their dicks.

Sure person I only met 5 minutes ago, come into my office and let me tell you that the candidate I work for is lying her ass off. I'm sure nothing bad can come of this.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:23 PM (/tuJf)

Just like Tester's comms guy who made the cow-killing remark.

Either the Democrats are having a tough time hiring good, meaning competent people for their campaigns; or they restrict their hiring only to the pool of fellow travelers, which automatically disqualifies a lot of competent people.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (iwUO9)

72 EClaire Bakery, Telegraph Ave, 94704

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 17, 2018 12:32 PM (YpRda)

73 The first Veritas had rubber skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new, they look Democrat. Sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot.

Posted by: Claire McCaskill at October 17, 2018 12:32 PM (JPkLk)

74 For those who didn't follow the link, I think the most damning part is the fact that McCaskill is so tight with "Moms Demand Action" that MDA provides McCaskill with most of the volunteers she has.

To appease MDA, that's more than just agreeing to ban bump stocks and raising the rifle purchasing age to 21. McCaskill must have convinced MDA she's willing to work towards a full ban of everything.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 12:32 PM (9qZ3S)

75 People that shouldn't vote.

NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i

Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4 http://nbc4i.co/2tva3At

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (2I4LM)

76 I'm confident that the Missourans will be smart enough to vote against Mccaskill just like the Alabamans voted against Doug Jones.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (+dsLj)

77 Clare could always reach out to Heitkamp for ideas on how to make nice with the voters.

Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (knNho)

78 " This is a Hawley organized smear campaign. We must ban all guns. McKaskill is a Women. Democrats good, Orange man bad.

#bluewave
#orangemanbad
#banguns

Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (o4fG0) "

This is so true and you are so brave to say this. When I think about Orange Man the unindicted co-conspirator plotting to kill wamens and browns I literally can't even.

Posted by: Norman Pottsdam Covington at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)

79 there is a sickness in our country....i hope it can be cured. people willing to vote for people who seek to ruin our country....there is no room for socialism or socialists in our country.....period. the democratic party has become the socialist party.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (0O7c5)

80 1/1024 of what she says is the truth, so it's not like it's a total lie.

Posted by: Stu Podaso- Deplorable Dreg at October 17, 2018 12:34 PM (dZe7J)

81 Maybe she can go to the border and cut an ad saying "build the wall dang wall?"

Or just photoshop her face on John McCain's old ad?

Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 17, 2018 12:34 PM (TN1P5)

82 Does this mean that chocolate paste comes from brown cows?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2018 12:35 PM (pw+jk)

83 >>"It's Missouri, home of Mizzou. She will win going away. State is fucked"

How much do you really know about the state of Missouri?

I don't think he knows very much. Trump won the state by 18 points. Outside of Kansas City and St. Louis the state is very, very red.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 17, 2018 12:35 PM (zncB8)

84 That ridiculous headset she's wearing trying to make her look official and serious. My Gooodness. Optics. Props.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:26 PM (2I4LM)

===

It reminded me of Dukakis riding in the tank with that ill-fitting helmet bobbling on top of his head.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 17, 2018 12:35 PM (EZebt)

85 there is no room for socialism or socialists in our country.....period. the democratic party has become the socialist party.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (0O7c5)

Advocating for any kind of authoritarian collectivism (communism, fascism, socialism, etc.) is sedition. The installation of such a system requires that the Constitution be dismantled to make room for it. Any person advocating those ideas is pushing for the end of the Republic.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (J+mig)

86 Bet he bleaches his asshole.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 12:27 PM (kG5hP)

*wipes water off my keyboard*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (a0IVu)

87
NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i
Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4 http://nbc4i.co/2tva3At

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (2I4LM)

Udder stupidity.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (TAmPV)

88

Villains giving monologues is a trope because it has an element of truth in it. These kind of people feel slighted by the world, and want to prove their unappreciated brilliance by talking about it whenever possible.

Their oversized ego won't let them shut up about how they're so cool, hip and edgy. Also, Marxist/Socialist/Communist, too.

"I can handle things! I'm smart!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (HaL55)

89 Ban All Demoncrats.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (zK4M1)

90 Hawley really needs to get this into an ad....and I suspect he will pretty quickly.

Missourians don't take kindly to messin' with their guns.

Posted by: Tami at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

91 In the House, every single Demofascist candidate saying they'll vote against Nancy Pelosi is, you guessed it, lying.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 17, 2018 12:25 PM

Unpossible. The Democrats' slogan is "For the People".

Posted by: LINPC at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (ctuyM)

92 But will the corgis be notified

Posted by: Big al at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (4ASxc)

93 Did someone mention bleached assholes?

What thread am I in?

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (pw+jk)

94 85. Physical Removal is best removal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (fA1SL)

95 Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 17, 2018 12:35 PM (EZebt)

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Interesting hash...heh.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (/czxp)

96 Liars, frauds, and two-faced backstabbers.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

97 Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4 http://nbc4i.co/2tva3At
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (2I4LM)

I'm with the 48% who aren't sure where chocolate milk comes from. It's kind of an existential question, really.

I assume it comes from a cow somewhere and crushed cocoa beans that came from somewhere, both products mixed together.

But I couldn't be more specific than that with any certainty.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (GBteo)

98 Oh, Claire, Wisconsin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (oVJmc)

99 Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4 http://nbc4i.co/2tva3At

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM

In a text I use for Intro to Supply Chain Management, there is a claim that 71% of all high school seniors cannot figure out a simple problem to calculate square footage.

A room is 9 feet by 11 feet. What is the square footage of the room?

Sadly, I have found this to be mostly true.
Further, about a third of my foreign students can figure it out either.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (0tfLf)

100 This McCaskill is our senator, right, honey? She's doing a good job, I think, it's certainly not easy! Haw haw haw! And in today's troubling times I wouldn't want to rock the boat and risk someone new in there. No, we need an experienced, steady hand. Besides, with the economy the way it is, I wouldn't want to put the poor lady out of a job!

-Missouri LIVs, probably.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (dNzKv)

101 But ... but ... this isn't fair that O'Keefe uncovered the truth. Bwaaaaaaaa....

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (RLiOt)

102 Still feeling on edge. Ugh. Maybe I should take up daydrinking.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

103 "Ban All Demoncrats."

Especially the fully semi-automatic ones.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (eAZVt)

104 1/1024 Mexican.

Posted by: Beto at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (ctuyM)

105 "Liars, frauds, and two-faced backstabbers.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs) "

Janus/Dent 2020. Because two faces are better than one.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

106 In Missouri, ****loads of very conservative people vote Democrat because they are stupid. I know lots of them. That's how you get Claire, and more Claire.

Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (RuIsu)

107 Claire won last time because she helped weak candidate Akin win the primary, and then got help with the national assault by Dem media on his "auto-abort for rape" stupid remark.

Claire should lose by at least 5% this time ... we'll see.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (Cus5s)

108 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (1XAal)

109 And a new poll has Scott up 2% in Florida. GOP could be looking at 55-56 Senate seats by the time this is over.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (RLiOt)

110 I don't think he knows very much. Trump won the state by 18 points. Outside of Kansas City and St. Louis edit/add: (and Columbia) the state is very, very red.
==========================
Yeah, but in the previous ad, she says "If StL County does its job, we can lose some votes in the boot-heel. That's what makes me nervous; are there enough votes in out-state MO to counterbalance the idiot soccer moms in Chesterfield?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (ty7RM)

111 Maybe I should take up daydrinking.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

I can't see what could possibly go wrong.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (GBteo)

112 87
NBC4 Columbus @nbc4i
Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4 http://nbc4i.co/2tva3At

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (2I4LM)

Udder stupidity.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (TAmPV)

And they all think NBC is an unbiased source as well.

Public education!

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (cAnNx)

113 A room is 9 feet by 11 feet. What is the square footage of the room?

Sadly, I have found this to be mostly true.
Further, about a third of my foreign students can figure it out either.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (0tfLf)

Seriously? It's just L x W. I'm a dumb old lawyer and even I know that.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

114 102. Wait! You mean you don't do that already?

Well, there's your problem right there.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (fA1SL)

115 82 Does this mean that chocolate paste comes from brown cows?

and tomato paste comes from red ones.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (NmR1a)

116 Just like Tester's comms guy who made the cow-killing remark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 12:31 PM (iwUO9)

And hogs. Don't forget the hogs.

Posted by: WisRich at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (G0vdT)

117 Did someone mention bleached assholes?

What thread am I in?
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (pw+jk)

The "hairy man ass" thread is 4 doors down.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (F4u7C)

118 If room is 9 feet by 11 feet. How many gerbils can I fit up my bleached asshole?

Posted by: Richard Gere at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (pw+jk)

119 In a text I use for Intro to Supply Chain Management, there is a claim that 71% of all high school seniors cannot figure out a simple problem to calculate square footage.

And 90% of college graduates can't write a coherent English sentence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (dNzKv)

120 Bless her heart

Posted by: Yo! at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (1XAal)

121 105 "Liars, frauds, and two-faced backstabbers.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs) "

Janus/Dent 2020. Because two faces are better than one.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

Wouldn't that be a total of four faces on that ticket?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:40 PM (NWiLs)

122 Well that did not take long, the Mega Millions surges to an estimated $513.4 million cash* jackpot for Friday.

*Before taxes, relatives, new found fiends, and canoe accidents.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 12:40 PM (dbLhB)

123 Lots of people here just writing off Missouri. Is it really that bad, or is it just the typical Horde pessimism?

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

124 That's how you get Claire, and more Claire...and Carnahan, and little Dickie Gephardt.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 17, 2018 12:40 PM (ty7RM)

125 115 82 Does this mean that chocolate paste comes from brown cows?

and tomato paste comes from red ones.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM
********

I'm never eating fudge again!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 12:40 PM (0tfLf)

126 I'm confident that the Missourans will be smart enough to vote against
Mccaskill just like the Alabamans voted against Doug Jones.

***

I hope even the GOPe has learned the Judge Moore/Judge Kavanaugh lesson by now?

Don't believe BS last minute charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 12:40 PM (eSx+E)

127 I think Trump is going to uncork his Oct. surprise late next week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2018 12:40 PM (5zvyt)

128 And 90% of college graduates can't write a coherent English sentence.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (dNzKv)

I certainly can't.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:40 PM (GBteo)

129 I wish we could get someone to knock Cleaver out of the House, but Turk is a 6 time loser. Cleaver is there until he decides he is done and will name his successor.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 12:41 PM (kG5hP)

130 Over yonder

Posted by: Yo! at October 17, 2018 12:41 PM (1XAal)

131 And a new poll has Scott up 2% in Florida. GOP could be looking at 55-56 Senate seats by the time this is over.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (RLiOt)

If I had 60 I could probably get some things done.

-Mitch

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2018 12:41 PM (dNzKv)

132 Hey, they can blame the leak on "RUSSIA" and then everyone will forget what the leak was about.

Posted by: alidade at October 17, 2018 12:41 PM (0u4m0)

133 Wait - ace, you sure this was McKaskill? O'Keefe could just as easily get the same "sting" video from about 90% of the incumbent GOP.

In fact, that's clearly the "so what" of this one, for thinking informed people.

Instead of going to McKaskill for her pathetic inept evasions about this, why not confront Mitch, and Ryan, and relevant committee chairmen, and McCarthy, et al, and ask them to react?

Now THAT would be both entertaining, and informative for the public, in a concrete way.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 12:41 PM (QDnY+)

134 MO has a crap ton of GOP reps. The state house is literally owned by the GOP. Big waves in KC and St. Louis give it to Dem state-wide candidates sometimes.

Obama ain't on the ballot this time. I think Claire's goose might be cooked.

Inshallah!

Posted by: prescient11 at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (q+HNC)

135 119
In a text I use for Intro to Supply Chain Management, there is a claim
that 71% of all high school seniors cannot figure out a simple problem
to calculate square footage.

And 90% of college graduates can't write a coherent English sentence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2018
*
*
Might not be so bad if we just didn't let the idiots drive. Or vote.

Posted by: Gilbert O' Sullivan at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (Fz8ov)

136 She is a ragamuffin

Posted by: Yo! at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (1XAal)

137

Well that did not take long, the Mega Millions surges to an estimated $513.4 million cash* jackpot for Friday.

That would solve virtually every problem I have right now. And I wouldn't let it get out of hand, there are ways to keep that from happening.

Being 29 has its advantages.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (HaL55)

138 Claire? It's a fat girl's name.

Posted by: Bender at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (8u+2n)

139 Were the media just, he'd be receiving awards by the dozen for his team's work.

***

If the FNM was honest we'd be talking about Dem violence 24-7 and the Dems would be looking at winning no more then 40 seats in the Senate in 2019...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (eSx+E)

140 1/1024 Spartacus.

Posted by: Cory B. at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (ctuyM)

141 Bill Krystol prefers his milk come from bulls

Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (TN1P5)

142 I think Claire McCaskill is going down (finally) and she's obviously lying to voters.

But I will say to be intellectually honest, I really don't think a 20 year old campaign staff member making a pronouncement like this at a phone bank is really the same thing as catching Claire McCaskill lying.

If you've ever worked on a campaign, there's retards on both sides of the aisle floating around that say all kinds of stupid shit that has nothing to do with the candidate.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (7d8Cn)

143 Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4 http://nbc4i.co/2tva3At

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM

In a text I use for Intro to Supply Chain Management, there is a claim that 71% of all high school seniors cannot figure out a simple problem to calculate square footage.

A room is 9 feet by 11 feet. What is the square footage of the room?

Sadly, I have found this to be mostly true.
Further, about a third of my foreign students can figure it out either.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2018 12:37 PM (0tfLf)

MATH SCORES DROP TO A 14-YEAR LOW AS ACT SHOWS MANY HIGH SCHOOLERS UNPREPARED FOR COLLEGE

daily caller

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (2I4LM)

144 Well that did not take long, the Mega Millions surges to an estimated $513.4 million cash* jackpot for Friday.

That would solve virtually every problem I have right now. And I wouldn't let it get out of hand, there are ways to keep that from happening.

Being 29 has its advantages.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (HaL55)

I'd probably go on a hell of a bender, then die intestate.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (GBteo)

145 Unleash the war turtle

Posted by: Yo! at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (1XAal)

146 Advocating for any kind of authoritarian collectivism (communism, fascism, socialism, etc.) is sedition. The installation of such a system requires that the Constitution be dismantled to make room for it. Any person advocating those ideas is pushing for the end of the Republic.Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 17, 2018 12:36 PM (J+mig)
yep.....of course cracking down on this shit makes people "uncomfortable". look at liberal run cities and states who refuse to let the law of the land be enforced....we have mobs being allowed to disrupt, injure, harass with zero repercussions...just more projection about the right being evil and somehow "provoking" otherwise calm cool collected rational lefties into wearing genital hats, defecating in the streets and threatening people.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (0O7c5)

147 Americans are fucking sick of the Democrat party.
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I hope you're right. I really do.

Posted by: Ellen Ripley at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (vg8iE)

148 Here in WA, they've got a new gun ban measure on the ballot.

It's a mess in general, but check out the included definition of "semiautomatic assault rifle":

Any rifle which utilizes a portion of the energy of a firing cartridge to extract the fired cartridge case and chamber the next round, and which requires a separate pull of the trigger to fire each cartridge. "Semiautomatic assault rifle" does not include antique firearms, any firearm that has been made permanently inoperable, or any firearm that is manually operated by bolt, pump, lever, or slide action.

So basically any semi-automatic rifle. Ruger 10/22? Yep, it's a "semi-automatic assault rifle".

Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (9qZ3S)

149 It's just L x W. I'm a dumb old lawyer and even I know that.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

What do you mean L and W?

Posted by: Public School Educate Young Voter at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (n9EOP)

150 Bill Krystol prefers his milk come from bulls

Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (TN1P5)

==
Brown or darker bulls please.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (pw+jk)

151 A politician who lies, I am shocked, shocked!

Posted by: ALH at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (uLuPn)

152 I can't get too excited about this. MO seems to already be moving into the GOP column and, frankly, ought not to be close.

What's going on with MT, IN and OH, at least 2 of which ought to be slam-dunks?

Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (IbD2v)

153 You know what else is a really F**king stupid idea, lying, then getting caught on tape smugly admitting that you are lying.

Posted by: McCaskill Campaign wokers with Pen Behind the Ear at October 17, 2018 12:44 PM (/LVe3)

154 MATH SCORES DROP TO A 14-YEAR LOW AS ACT SHOWS MANY HIGH SCHOOLERS UNPREPARED FOR COLLEGE

daily caller
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (2I4LM)

Math's for nerds anyways. #calculatorsFTW

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:44 PM (GBteo)

155 Hush up

Posted by: Yo! at October 17, 2018 12:44 PM (1XAal)

156 1/1024 Female.

Posted by: Chelsea M. at October 17, 2018 12:44 PM (ctuyM)

157 If I had 60 I could probably get some things done.

-Mitch
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2018 12:41 PM (dNzKv)

You need at least 15 dems on your side to truly get anything done. It's only fair.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill - Ahoy! at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (72PAC)

158 But, you should always believe women.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (vbJig)

159 Commie b*tch gets the wall.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (r9UYA)

160 In a text I use for Intro to Supply Chain Management, there is a claim that 71% of all high school seniors cannot figure out a simple problem to calculate square footage.
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But they can surely tell you of the joys of gay sex!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (vg8iE)

161 I don't think he knows very much. Trump won the state by 18 points. Outside of Kansas City and St. Louis the state is very, very red.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 17, 2018 12:35 PM (zncB

Yeah, and outside of Chicago, Illinois is pretty red. Doesn't seem to make a difference, though.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (3sjI6)

162 Lets not overlook the hardest part of bleaching your butt. You can't really do it yourself and it takes experience to know how long to leave it on.
It's a skilled trade I tell ya...

Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (dM3St)

163 Math Teachers in 1998: "you need to learn how to do math by hand! It's not like you'll be walking around with a calculator in your pocket at all times!"

Math Teachers in 2018: "...shit, that talking point didn't age well."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (GBteo)

164 "I really don't think a 20 year old campaign staff member making a pronouncement like this at a phone bank is really the same thing as catching Claire McCaskill lying."

Yesterday's video caught her lying. This one is just some icing on the cake.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 12:46 PM (eAZVt)

165 I sure hope these videos are getting out to the voters of MO.

Posted by: PJ at October 17, 2018 12:46 PM (qlTN9)

166 Ace, you know that the correct term is "fully semi-automatic rifle". Silly right winger.

{sarc: false}
Anyways...

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 17, 2018 12:46 PM (IGIav)

167 Yeah, and outside of Chicago, Illinois is pretty red. Doesn't seem to make a difference, though.

And outside of LA, San Francisco and Marin County, Ca. is pretty red

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 12:46 PM (O2RFr)

168 She's already accused her opponent of planting the mole, when he had absolutely NOTHING to do with it.

Missing the fact that she actually SPOKE THE WORDS.
Posted by: Sponge

That gem was my idea!

Posted by: Sen Heitkamp (D-Dumbass) at October 17, 2018 12:46 PM (tqyrn)

169
141 Bill Krystol prefers his milk come from bulls

Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (TN1P5)

Obligatory Kingpin clip.

https://youtu.be/X_epmoLeRGA

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2018 12:46 PM (cAnNx)

170 1/1024 funny.

Posted by: Amy S. at October 17, 2018 12:46 PM (ctuyM)

171 161. So what you're saying is, 'Besiege the cities, reduce them, and scatter survivors to the nearest Grand North American Dignity Canal Works site.' I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

172

I'd probably go on a hell of a bender, then die intestate.

I'd buy Ginger Island and stock it with hot gingers. Truth in advertising!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (HaL55)

173 If I had 60 I could probably get some things done.

-Mitch

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2018 12:41 PM (dNzKv)

But that would have to be for at least two election cycles...

And we'd need the House and White House to back us!

Posted by: Cocaine Turtle at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (n9EOP)

174 "What's going on with MT, IN and OH, at least 2 of which ought to be slam-dunks?

Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 12:43 PM (IbD2v) "

Ohio is donezo outside of some huge Sherrod Brown scandal. Renacci is down by at least 5 and closer to 10 in pretty much every poll. Ridiculous that we can't boot out a non that popular incumbent in a state Trump won during a cycle that looks like it'll be a net gain for the GOP in the Senate but hey we never said Ohio was sane or normal.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (oZ6kz)

175 Now, every time I fart, it smells like the pool in summertime.

Posted by: Shep! at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (vbJig)

176 Well Anon White Male,

Trump didn't win Illinois by 18 either. Let's just say Chicago's influence on IL is night and day compared to STL and KC's influence on Missouri...

How this corrupt bitch is still as US Senator is amazing given that MO is redder than IN on average.

Posted by: prescient11 at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (q+HNC)

177 11+9=119 square feets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (5zvyt)

178 I'm confident that the Missourans will be smart enough to vote against Mccaskill just like the Alabamans voted against Doug Jones.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 17, 2018 12:33 PM (+dsLj)

True dat!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (3sjI6)

179 Don't you idiots fucking get it? I. ALREADY. WON. You think your vote COUNTS, peons? LOL! Stupid rubes. Just pay your taxes and die early. I literally sprinkle GOLD FLAKES on my meals. I'm gonna live forever!

Posted by: Claire McCackles at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (uloIh)

180 I'm 1/1024th intelligent.

Posted by: Barak Obama at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (pw+jk)

181

The funny thing is most Republican incumbents would say the same thing.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (TX2fN)

182 0/1024 President.

Posted by: Hillary! C. at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (ctuyM)

183 Ohio is donezo outside of some huge Sherrod Brown scandal. Renacci is down by at least 5 and closer to 10 in pretty much every poll. Ridiculous that we can't boot out a non that popular incumbent in a state Trump won during a cycle that looks like it'll be a net gain for the GOP in the Senate but hey we never said Ohio was sane or normal.
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You're welcome.

Posted by: Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (vg8iE)

184 I might know why she's still senator.

Posted by: Todd Akin at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (8u+2n)

185 MATH SCORES DROP TO A 14-YEAR LOW AS ACT SHOWS MANY HIGH SCHOOLERS UNPREPARED FOR COLLEGE

Remember, these are the college bound kids. And only 60% met the mark in English, 46% in Reading, and 36% in Science.

China looks at these scores and starts to lick their chops, knowing we're ripe for the pillaging.

WTF are they teaching in the schools these days? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (IbD2v)

186 @147 "Americans are fucking sick of the Democrat party. "

I know what you mean!

Posted by: Democrats gleefully inundating America with non-Americans from socialist hellholes at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (koNhm)

187 That would solve virtually every problem I have right now. And I wouldn't let it get out of hand, there are ways to keep that from happening.

Being 29 has its advantages.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 12:42 PM (HaL55)

I'd probably go on a hell of a bender, then die intestate.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Start a trust for it to handle it. Before claiming it. Added bonus, you aren't the one picking up "the check", so it's harder for folks to hound you to scam you. I'm sure it can also be used to minimize the tax hit.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (AM1GF)

188 -
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#bluewave

#orangemanbad

#banguns

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Banguns? Is that the special "pearl necklace" issue of Big'uns?

Posted by: Dirty Al Bundy at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (pMGkg)

189 177 11+9=119 square feets.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (5zvyt)

The funny thing is that feet aren't even square. At least mine aren't.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (GBteo)

190 171 161. So what you're saying is, 'Besiege the cities, reduce them, and scatter survivors to the nearest Grand North American Dignity Canal Works site.' I couldn't agree more.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

I'm intrigued by these ideas and your plucky attitude.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 12:49 PM (bcbK8)

191 But, you should always believe women.
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (vbJig)

You are so brave. We must resist Orange man. Believe all accusers. It's a shame that Keith Ellison has been the victim of a far right Islamophobic smear campaign.

#believeallaccusers
#believeKiethEllison
#believeallDemocrats

Posted by: NPC at October 17, 2018 12:49 PM (o4fG0)

192 If room is 9 feet by 11 feet. How many gerbils can I fit up my bleached asshole?

Posted by: Richard Gere at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (pw+jk)

==
The answer is 8 1/2.

Posted by: Richard Gere at October 17, 2018 12:49 PM (pw+jk)

193 Yesterday's video caught her lying. This one is just some icing on the cake.
Posted by: Chris M

_____________

The other one with her on camera is definitely her lying.

Catching underlings in a campaign that probably make $12 an hour saying she's lying is just not that juicy, but I'm all for the campaign having to answer for it and firing the little shit.

I just like the idea of liberals having to constantly be paranoid about expressing themselves.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:49 PM (7d8Cn)

194 And we'd need the House and White House to back us!

And we'd have to control the courts, of course. No point legislating if a court overturns. And the news and popular culture entertainment. And the stars would have to align.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 12:49 PM (39g3+)

195 1024/1024 cocksucker

Posted by: Barry Obama at October 17, 2018 12:50 PM (uloIh)

196 China looks at these scores and starts to lick their chops, knowing we're ripe for the pillaging.

WTF are they teaching in the schools these days? Never mind, I don't want to know.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 12:48 PM (IbD2v)

I had a lot of Chinese kids in my masters program.

Trust me, they're not in a better position than us. And those are their best and brightest who come to the US.

They spend a million hours memorizing shit, which is only slightly useful in most advanced academic settings.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:50 PM (GBteo)

197 WTF are they teaching in the schools these days? Never mind, I don't want to know.

Posted by: DocJ

They're used for indoctrination, not education. Influenced and funded by whom? Yeah, you're getting the picture now.

The Chinese have been playing us so many ways for so long, it's not even funny. Even Soros can't touch the damage they've done.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 17, 2018 12:50 PM (AM1GF)

198 >>Remember, these are the college bound kids. And only 60% met the mark in English, 46% in Reading, and 36% in Science.

Let's give them Loans!

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 12:50 PM (WeJD9)

199 A child gets caught and punished for being naughty, the child blames however they were caught for the punishment.

Democrat SOP.

Posted by: davidt at October 17, 2018 12:50 PM (9qyA/)

200 So what you're saying is, 'Besiege the cities, reduce them, and scatter survivors to the nearest Grand North American Dignity Canal Works site.' I couldn't agree more.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (3sjI6)

201 Math Teachers in 1998: "you need to learn how to do math by hand! It's not like you'll be walking around with a calculator in your pocket at all times!"

Math Teachers in 2018: "...shit, that talking point didn't age well."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (GBteo)

Cellphones make kind of clumsy calculators. Heck, I can calculate a 15% tip faster in my head than it would take me to invoke the calculator utility, and key in the numbers. Ten percent of the bill is X, tip is X plus 1/2X. easy peasy. (and then I round up).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (iwUO9)

202 Won't the salt air start to corrode the ginger fembots on the island?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (dbLhB)

203 "Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

https://tinyurl.com/yb3kof8a

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (HiLJ1)

204 And we'd need the House and White House to back us!

And we'd have to control the courts, of course. No point legislating if a court overturns. And the news and popular culture entertainment. And the stars would have to align.

Just believing in a prudent abundance of caution!

Posted by: Cocaine Turtle at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (n9EOP)

205 Not making predictions, but everything about this situation, to me, screams potential for big shocker upsets.

I mean the "national mood", the quite possible actual turn-out on election day.

I think there's a reasonable chance the turnout will be even more anomalous (by recent standards) than 2016.

In which case, lots of races could surprise.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 12:52 PM (QDnY+)

206 They spend a million hours memorizing shit, which is only slightly useful in most advanced academic settings.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

That has advantages. Our way makes a lot of assumptions, such as high-tech devices and Internet access to bolster us. The Chinese don't seem to be making this assumption, which fits their circumstances (and potentially their long-term intentions).

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 17, 2018 12:52 PM (AM1GF)

207 203 "Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

Surprised this wasn't in Florida

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 12:52 PM (O2RFr)

208 I don't know who pointed this out but the era of smugness is over. These smug shit heels need to brought to their knees and their noses need to shoved into the turd pile.

"Down, boy!"

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2018 12:52 PM (q177U)

209 201 Math Teachers in 1998: "you need to learn how to do math by hand! It's not like you'll be walking around with a calculator in your pocket at all times!"

Math Teachers in 2018: "...shit, that talking point didn't age well."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (GBteo)

Cellphones make kind of clumsy calculators. Heck, I can calculate a 15% tip faster in my head than it would take me to invoke the calculator utility, and key in the numbers. Ten percent of the bill is X, tip is X plus 1/2X. easy peasy. (and then I round up).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (iwUO9)

Liar.

Canadian's don't tip.

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2018 12:52 PM (cAnNx)

210 111 Maybe I should take up daydrinking.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

I can't see what could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (GBteo)

when do we start?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 12:53 PM (d7Ww2)

211 Hi I'm Claire McCaskill, and if my lips are moving, you can bet I'm lying. Go Tigers!

Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 12:53 PM (gmo/4)

212 ace, keep going. Now do Heitkamp.

This cycle has some of the most, if not *the* most, outlandish idiocy and incompetence from Dem Senate candidates in memory.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 12:53 PM (QDnY+)

213 From OANN: Alaska Lieutenant Governor Resigns In Light Of 'Inappropriate Comments'

Democrat Governor Bill Walker, who's facing a tough battle for reelection as an independent candidate, named state health commissioner Valerie Davidson as Mallot's successor.

Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (IbD2v)

214 207
203 "Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

Surprised this wasn't in Florida

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 12:52 PM (O2RFr)

I am now.

Posted by: Husband's Anus at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (9qyA/)

215 >>"Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

Kinky.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (WeJD9)

216 What I think most prognosticators are missing is that there is no Obama on the ticket.

Minorities are not exactly the most reliable mid-term voters as 2010 and 2014 showed us.

However, GOP folks are.

The snowflake left is fired up like crazy, that much is for sure. But the left always banks those voters anyway. After Kavanaugh the right is now real fired up as well.

Normies see the market way up, the economy rocking, ISIS dead, democrat mobs going insane. I think there are going to be some serious surprises come election night...

Posted by: prescient11 at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (q+HNC)

217 I'm confident that the Missourans will be smart enough to vote against Mccaskill just like the Alabamans voted against Doug Jones.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

_____________________

I really don't understand the concept of voting against everything you believe in all to make a point you don't like somebody as a person.

Alabamans basically sent in Chuck Schumer as their Senator because there were some questions about Roy Moore's character 40 years ago, as if their daughters would be in danger if he were elected.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (7d8Cn)

218 "Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

https://tinyurl.com/yb3kof8a

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

...OK, look, can we stop linking that site please? This is the second dubious item from there, it's a "recent registry", and shows all the hallmarks of being a fraudulent site intended for spreading of BS and malware, but mostly malware.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (AM1GF)

219 Heck, I can calculate a 15% tip

Cheap skate... had lunch the other day and the bill had tip calculations on it... They actually had 25% Can you imagine...I mean 25%?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (O2RFr)

220 >>And we'd have to control the courts, of course. No point legislating if a court overturns. And the news and popular culture entertainment. And the stars would have to align.

People bitch about this but take a guess how many years since Roosevelt Republicans have held the Presidency, the House and the Senate at the same time not including the last 2.

3 years. By contrast Democrats have held all 3 at the same time for 17 years.

Winning elections really does matter.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (/tuJf)

221 I think Claire McCaskill is going down

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Ewww

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)

222 209 201 Math Teachers in 1998: "you need to learn how to do math by hand! It's not like you'll be walking around with a calculator in your pocket at all times!"

Math Teachers in 2018: "...shit, that talking point didn't age well."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (GBteo)

Cellphones make kind of clumsy calculators. Heck, I can calculate a 15% tip faster in my head than it would take me to invoke the calculator utility, and key in the numbers. Ten percent of the bill is X, tip is X plus 1/2X. easy peasy. (and then I round up).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (iwUO9)

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Not here. The wonders of a calculator widget on the home screen. Unlock, swipe right and I'm there.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (KEhoF)

223 Yeah, and outside of Chicago, Illinois is pretty red. Doesn't seem to make a difference, though.

And outside of LA, San Francisco and Marin County, Ca. is pretty red
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 12:46 PM (O2RFr)

Not really, unless you also take Sacramento, San Jose, Stockton, Riverside, Oakland, San Diego, Santa Cruz and Santa Barbara out of the equation too.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (o4fG0)

224 We were discussing butt bombs in the movie thread last Saturday. When you put high explosives in another human being's ass, you've turned a corner, taken vengeance to a new level. Frankly, it seems like a lot more effort than it's worth.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 17, 2018 12:55 PM (8u+2n)

225 192 If room is 9 feet by 11 feet. How many gerbils can I fit up my bleached asshole?
___________________________________

Good one.

My turn.

Twelve male strippers leave Chicago at 12 noon on a train heading east at 65 MPH. Another train carrying Broadway show transsexuals leaves Cleveland at 1 p.m. traveling at 80 MPH.

Now. When the trains meet at 11 p.m., how many roofies do I need to bring to Plato's Bathhouse in Toledo to make them all my sex slaves?

Posted by: Shep! at October 17, 2018 12:55 PM (vbJig)

226 >>They actually had 25% Can you imagine...I mean 25%?

My standard tip is 20%.

If the waitress is cute and friendly, 25%.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 12:55 PM (WeJD9)

227 In a text I use for Intro to Supply Chain Management, there is a claim that 71% of all high school seniors cannot figure out a simple problem to calculate square footage.
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I had a young soldier once who went to the topo shop to see if they had a program to calculate distances between two points on a military map...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 17, 2018 12:55 PM (wCmLp)

228 My take on the Kashoggi thing is that the Saudis and Turks will do whatever it is that Saudis and Turks will always do and we all know that the reason the MSM is making a big thing about it it is that they are trying to make Trump look bad. Salman is seen as Trump's "guy"--and also Kushner's.
Remember when Nikki Haley resigned and she had that lovefest of a presser with Trump? Do you also remember her saying that Jared ( and Ivanka) were the unsung heroes, the "gems" in international relations/foreign policy? The media didn't ask any questions about that and their reporting on the Haley's resignation didn't even (as far as I can tell) mention her kudos to Jared.
So what better way to undercut our relationship with the Saudis and Jared/Ivanka's work there than to shit all over it by acting as though Trump and his people somehow were connected?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 12:56 PM (NFEMn)

229 In Light Of 'Inappropriate Comments'

***

What did he say?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 12:56 PM (eSx+E)

230 Cellphones make kind of clumsy calculators. Heck, I can calculate a 15% tip faster in my head than it would take me to invoke the calculator utility, and key in the numbers. Ten percent of the bill is X, tip is X plus 1/2X. easy peasy. (and then I round up).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (iwUO9)

Liar.

Canadian's don't tip.

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That's not true. I once had a Canadian give me a tip on how I should run our Country. I told him to get lost.

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at October 17, 2018 12:56 PM (ChTIn)

231 -
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"Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

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Heh. Story is too "good" to be true.

Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 12:56 PM (pMGkg)

232 But, you should always believe women.
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at October 17, 2018 12:45 PM (vbJig)

This was both creepy and embarrassing to watch. This "woman" lets the lies flow like water.

https://tinyurl.com/yaysgtfo

Tucker is stunned. So was I.

Circling the drain.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:56 PM (2I4LM)

233 Did the Lt Gob say, "oh baby you light up my life" or something like that?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (dbLhB)

234 When you calculate tip, do you add sales tax?

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (7d8Cn)

235 Claire has us concerned!

Posted by: Concerned in Bullpiss,Mo. at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (yhf6w)

236 Let's not bring up the Doug Jones crap again.

Without any allegations of Roy Moore being a pedophile, the guy BARELY WON his AL Sup Ct seat. Against a democrat in deep red AL.

The guy just wasn't that popular statewide. That plus special election, Dems fired up, cucks bailing on him and the sitting fucking Senator saying he didn't vote for him, that was a once in a lifetime whirlwind of shit that derailed Moore in AL and gave the crazy win to Jones.

Posted by: prescient11 at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (q+HNC)

237 111 Maybe I should take up daydrinking.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

I can't see what could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 17, 2018 12:39 PM (GBteo)

Can't think of a single thing...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

238 Ten percent of the bill is X, tip is X plus 1/2X. easy peasy. (and then I round up).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM

The Alces alces outside The Horde's front door said there would be no math.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (ctuyM)

239 Eau Claire

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (OiRak)

240 Iowa woman is being charged with murder.

Seems she doped hubby up, stuffed some C-4 up his butt, and remote detonated his ass (literally).

Resulting boom had neighbors calling 911.

Poor cops walked into a gruesome scene.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (/czxp)

241 The CA state univ. system (not UC, the other, larger, less "elite" one) reached, I think, the point where some years up to 50% of incoming freshmen required remedial math and/or English classes.

FIFTY PERCENT.

Then ...... I think 2 years ago ..... poof! they stopped tracking/testing, and stopped the classes. Rationale? Not fair to the students, who get no credit for remedial classes, but pay for them, and it eats up their time of course.

Maybe some CA moron can update us. But I thought that was a nice, elegant even, data point on what could be called the collapse of American higher education (in a technical, and especially moral, sense).

Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (QDnY+)

242 203

Husband: I said I wanted my asshole bleached, not breached.

Posted by: Stu Podaso- Deplorable Dreg at October 17, 2018 12:58 PM (dZe7J)

243 Husband: I said I wanted my asshole bleached, not breached.

LOL, soda all over computer...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 12:58 PM (O2RFr)

244 So charged with breaching the peace?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 12:58 PM (dbLhB)

245 "They really think all of us are deplorables and low-information voters...

Posted by: GuyfromNH"

Not really. Tehy know we know who they are. Just just hope to overwhelm us with their nutcase NPC base and actual LIV's tricked into thinking she is a moderate.

Posted by: Ripley at October 17, 2018 12:58 PM (MxEKc)

246 Seems she doped hubby up, stuffed some C-4 up his butt, and remote detonated his ass (literally).

My copyright lawyers will be in touch.

Posted by: John W. Creasy, Man on Fire at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (vbJig)

247

BREAKING: Treasury Department Employee Arrested For Leaking Bank Records Of Paul Manafort, Others.

Read it over at PJMedia/Stephen Green has link.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (2I4LM)

248 237. Can't think of a single thing...
Posted by: Insomniac
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Jayzus, man! If it weren't for my occasional restorative and the HQ, I'd run amok in a loincloth, toting a crude homemade flamethrower.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (fA1SL)

249 Iowa woman is being charged with murder.

Seems she doped hubby up, stuffed some C-4 up his butt, and remote detonated his ass (literally).

Resulting boom had neighbors calling 911.

Poor cops walked into a gruesome scene.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (/czxp)

She was tired of his constant farting in bed.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (NFEMn)

250 My take on the Kashoggi thing is that the Saudis and Turks will do whatever it is that Saudis and Turks will always do and we all know that the reason the MSM is making a big thing about it it is that they are trying to make Trump look bad. Salman is seen as Trump's "guy"--and also Kushner's.

______________

I agree, but I will say this.

Why does every American President (Democrat and Republican) have to bow down to Saudi Arabia? With Obama literally doing it.

Let's be honest, Saudi Arabia had FAR more to do with 9/11 than any other country, yet we did nothing. They fund all sorts of terrorism around the world.

We even flew all the Bin Laden family members out of the US to placate them.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (7d8Cn)

251 China looks at these scores and starts to lick their chops, knowing we're ripe for the pillaging.

China has their own problems. Kids over there have cheating down to a science. Also, 99.999% of the people over there couldn't think creatively with a gun to their head. Creativity is pounded out of them from the fetal stage onward. Why is that important? Because the entrepreneurial spirit is what drives new products and markets.

Any time you see big science news out of a Chinese science team or journal, you can immediately ignore it, because it's practically guaranteed to be bullshit.

Also, China's economy is a huge pile of fraud on top of bullshit on top of theft. Any time a big International company wants to invest in a Chinese endeavor, they send teams to go over to check out the Chinese company's financials and operations. It's ALWAYS smoke and mirrors surrounding a second rate operation.

It's SLOWLY getting better, but you have to watch them at every stage. If you're not on top of QCing every single product coming out of Chinese manufacturing, they'll start trying to sneak 1/4 assed products into your supply chain.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM (9qZ3S)

252 The guy just wasn't that popular statewide. That plus special election, Dems fired up, cucks bailing on him and the sitting fucking Senator saying he didn't vote for him, that was a once in a lifetime whirlwind of shit that derailed Moore in AL and gave the crazy win to Jones.

Posted by: prescient11

...all for a seat that should. Not. Have. Been open. In the first f***ing place.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM (AM1GF)

253 Alabamans basically sent in Chuck Schumer as their Senator because there
were some questions about Roy Moore's character 40 years ago, as if
their daughters would be in danger if he were elected.

***

Even if Jones were a moderate (he's not), even if he would stand up to Schumer (he won't), having a non-conservative in AL moves the country to the left.

This should be common knowledge among every voter...

But every two years people choose to vote for candidates based on how much they like them personally. It mystifies me.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM (eSx+E)

254 So let me guess, the wife went through a blew period before exploding onto her red period?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM (dbLhB)

255 ...all for a seat that should. Not. Have. Been open. In the first f***ing place.

Thanks Sessions

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM (O2RFr)

256

How hard is it to change the curriculum back to the basics of readin', writin', and 'rithmetic?

Sure the teacher's unions might howl, but that change should come with a zero tolerance for dissent: "This is what you will teach. If you don't want to teach that, go find something else to do."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM (HaL55)

257 The Central NJ Moron Meet Up tipped the waitress very well. I have no idea what the final total was, because I think McCool took care of counting it, but it must have been good because the waitress came back and thanked us, and Iosanas (Or however his nic is spelled; Sorry) said, "Conservatives tip well, Not like leftists." : ) She also said "Good luck on the election." I don't know if that was a polite thing to say because of the tip or she really doesn't want Menenedez to win.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM (AllCR)

258 The 21st Century isn't progressing as planed... flying cars... NOPE.

You will get twerking bots, and you will love it...

https://youtu.be/kHBcVlqpvZ8

Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (W+kMI)

259 BREAKING: Treasury Department Employee Arrested For Leaking Bank Records Of Paul Manafort, Others.

Read it over at PJMedia/Stephen Green has link.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (2I4LM)

(whistles)
(shuffles feet)
(hands in pocket)

Posted by: MSM at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (NFEMn)

260 BREAKING: Treasury Department Employee Arrested For Leaking Bank Records Of Paul Manafort, Others.

Ashe Schow for DW:

Bloomberg reports that Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards, senior adviser at Treasury's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN), has been accused of leaking Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) to an unidentified reporter at Buzzfeed. The information had been written up by the media outlet as recently as Monday, October 15.

"Edwards began communicating with the unidentified reporter in July 2017, according to prosecutors," Bloomberg reported. "Between October 2017 and January 2018, she saved thousands of FinCen files, including all the SARs cited in the case."

Edwards and a "co-conspirator" who is not named in the complaint "exchanged approximately 301 messages with Report-1."

Edwards was arrested Tuesday carrying a flash drive containing the SARs and a phone she used to send the information to the reporter. On Wednesday, she confessed to leaking the reports but "falsely denied" knowing the SARs would be published, the complaint says.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (2I4LM)

261 Twelve male strippers leave Chicago at 12 noon on a train heading east at 65 MPH. Another train carrying Broadway show transsexuals leaves Cleveland at 1 p.m. traveling at 80 MPH.
Posted by: Shep! at October 17, 2018 12:55 PM

I call bulls*t. That's not really Shep! posting that; if it were, the velocity unit would be footlongs per fortnight.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (ctuyM)

262 Not here. The wonders of a calculator widget on the home screen. Unlock, swipe right and I'm there.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (KEhoF)

You are still limited by how fast you can key the numbers in. I'm not.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (iwUO9)

263 To repeat, I'd like to see O'Keefe do the identical sting on incumbent or challenger GOP campaigns.

You know he'd hit pay-dirt.

Meanwhile, the latest mass illegal migration stunt *might* end up playing perfectly into Trump's hand's for the mid-terms, depends how it goes. But it confirms the conclusion of many that the earlier "caravan" was mostly a failure for the US - most of the people got in.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (QDnY+)

264 99 . . . In a text I use for Intro to Supply Chain Management, there is a claim that 71% of all high school seniors cannot figure out a simple problem to calculate square footage.

A room is 9 feet by 11 feet. What is the square footage of the room?

Posted by: Diogenes
_________

Ha! Trick question! A ruler is a rectangle, not a square.

Posted by: Education Majors Everywhere at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (9vQJW)

265 @241 The CA state univ. system (not UC, the other, larger, less "elite" one)
reached, I think, the point where some years up to 50% of incoming
freshmen required remedial math and/or English classes.
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They're the "CalState" universities.
Sadly, not really a surprise. The Community Colleges here (which is where students in that situation probably ought to be) also do a *lot* of remedial courses for incoming students.

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (yDZV/)

266 Actually, he was a sugar daddy to some 24-year old he met on one of those sugar daddy sites.

She found out.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (/czxp)

267 240 Iowa woman is being charged with murder.

Seems she doped hubby up, stuffed some C-4 up his butt, and remote detonated his ass (literally).

Resulting boom had neighbors calling 911.

Poor cops walked into a gruesome scene.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (/czxp)

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Shoot, and all I did was set the bed on fire.

Posted by: Zombie Farrah Fawcet at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (qC1Sy)

268 2 Oh dear. What a lying scum she is. And that guy w/ the pencil in his ear looks like a douche.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite

Calling him a "guy" is being generous, but, yeah, the self-satisfied smirk is exactly what we expect from these people.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (+lVUW)

269 >>Let's be honest, Saudi Arabia had FAR more to do with 9/11 than any other country, yet we did nothing. They fund all sorts of terrorism around the world.

And as soon as we destroy Iran and the Muslim Botherhood - we should crawfish on Saudi Arabia and destroy them, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (TuFMi)

270 Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 12:56 PM (eSx+E)

Undisclosed. From another AP report on this...

The nature of the comments remained unclear, though Walker described them as an "inappropriate overture to a woman," Walker spokesman Austin Baird said.

Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (IbD2v)

271 217 I'm confident that the Missourans will be smart enough to vote against Mccaskill just like the Alabamans voted against Doug Jones.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen

_____________________

I really don't understand the concept of voting against everything you believe in all to make a point you don't like somebody as a person.

Alabamans basically sent in Chuck Schumer as their Senator because there were some questions about Roy Moore's character 40 years ago, as if their daughters would be in danger if he were elected.
Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:54 PM (7d8Cn)

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Because there's a certain strain of R voter that are, to put it charitably, painfully stupid moral busybodies. If you convince them that a candidate is sufficiently "yucky" you can get them to stay home. It damn near worked in 2000. It worked here in LA during the last Gov. election. You know them. They're the same people who would have refused to vote for Trump if the Dem on the ballot had not been HRC.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 01:02 PM (KEhoF)

272 My daughter is a waitress at Olive Garden. She was told that drawing a smiley face on the bill encourages larger tips. She tried it and says it works.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)

273 >>BREAKING: Treasury Department Employee Arrested For Leaking Bank Records Of Paul Manafort, Others

Not just Manafort and Gates but the Russian embassy and a Russian woman.

Narrative building.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 01:02 PM (/tuJf)

274 Edwards was arrested Tuesday carrying a flash drive containing the SARs and a phone she used to send the information to the reporter. On Wednesday, she confessed to leaking the reports but "falsely denied" knowing the SARs would be published, the complaint says.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 01:01 PM (2I4LM)

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Whoa.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at October 17, 2018 01:03 PM (/czxp)

275 Why does every American President (Democrat and Republican) have to bow down to Saudi Arabia? With Obama literally doing it.

Let's be honest, Saudi Arabia had FAR more to do with 9/11 than any other country, yet we did nothing. They fund all sorts of terrorism around the world.

We even flew all the Bin Laden family members out of the US to placate them.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (7d8Cn)

Two reasons- Black gold, Texas tea.

Posted by: MSM at October 17, 2018 01:03 PM (NFEMn)

276 BREAKING: Treasury Department Employee Arrested For Leaking Bank Records Of Paul Manafort, Others.

Top. Men.

Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 01:03 PM (IbD2v)

277 Brother Cavil and Donna:

Oh don't get me started on that shit. What a complete and total clusterfuck Sessions has been. Makes me sadder and more disappointed than anything, frankly.

Why is the entire media on this Kashoggi shit by the way?? Who gives a fuck?? This all such bullshit I can't believe it. You want to see the deep state, I give you Kashoggi.

DNC staffer Seth Rich gunned down in suspicious robbery and Wikileaks offers reward = MEDIA CRICKETS. Random fucking islamist journo killed in foreign country = MEDIA FIREWORKS FOR WEEKS ON END.

Tell me how this makes sense??

Posted by: prescient11 at October 17, 2018 01:03 PM (q+HNC)

278 Not just Manafort and Gates but the Russian embassy and a Russian woman.

Manafort should not be in jail

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 01:03 PM (O2RFr)

279 So let me guess, the wife went through a blew period before exploding onto her red period?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM

That's not a softball. That's not tossing red meat to the 'rons. That's straight-up trolling, approaching AtC levels.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 01:03 PM (ctuyM)

280 >>My daughter is a waitress at Olive Garden. She was told that drawing a smiley face on the bill encourages larger tips.

Tell her to try a low cut blouse!

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)

281 272 My daughter is a waitress at Olive Garden. She was told that drawing a smiley face on the bill encourages larger tips. She tried it and says it works.
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Drawing some nice bewbies on a bill will more than double a smiley face. Do both and watch the money come pouring in.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 01:04 PM (2LelM)

282 she confessed to leaking the reports but "falsely denied" knowing the SARs would be published, the complaint says.
_______________________________________

Damn it! I said all women must be believed!!!!!!!

Posted by: Christy Blasey Ford at October 17, 2018 01:04 PM (vbJig)

283 272 My daughter is a waitress at Olive Garden. She was told that drawing a smiley face on the bill encourages larger tips. She tried it and says it works.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)
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Don't discount the flair!

Posted by: Mike Judge in the house at October 17, 2018 01:04 PM (qC1Sy)

284 My daughter is a waitress at Olive Garden. She was told that drawing a smiley face on the bill encourages larger tips. She tried it and says it works.

How many pieces of flair does she wear?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:04 PM (39g3+)

285 Even if Jones were a moderate (he's not), even if he would stand up to Schumer (he won't), having a non-conservative in AL moves the country to the left.

This should be common knowledge among every voter...

But every two years people choose to vote for candidates based on how much they like them personally. It mystifies me.
Posted by: 18-1

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I guarantee you if you broke down exit polls, 90% of the reason Roy Moore lost was female voters.

White, conservative women that were really religious and pro-life voting for the pro-abortion candidate because...values.

Sorry to our female morons, but I honestly think most of the stupidity in politics is to appeal to illogical women.

I just know I've seen how my "Republican" wife looks at issues and think they never should have been given the vote.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 01:05 PM (7d8Cn)

286 I like her prepared response to the people she lied to if she gets reelected, "Get over it!" Dirt bag.

Posted by: Tommy at October 17, 2018 01:05 PM (yEAdf)

287 My daughter is a waitress at Olive Garden. She was told that drawing a
smiley face on the bill encourages larger tips. She tried it and says
it works.

MMMMM..breadsticks...

Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 01:05 PM (dM3St)

288 When you calculate tip, do you add sales tax?

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (7d8Cn)

On a small bill, I usually calculate the tip on full total, because it amounts to pennies of difference. If it's a big bill, then on the pre-tax total.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (iwUO9)

289 284 My daughter is a waitress at Olive Garden. She was told that drawing a smiley face on the bill encourages larger tips. She tried it and says it works.

How many pieces of flair does she wear?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:04 PM (39g3+)

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I'm willing to bet she's heard those jokes one too many times...

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (KEhoF)

290 280 The lean and squeeze.

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (mCMQ5)

291 Bloomberg reports that Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards, senior adviser at Treasury's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN), has been accused of leaking Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) to an unidentified reporter at Buzzfeed. The information had been written up by the media outlet as recently as Monday, October 15.
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"Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards"
wtf?

Sounds like a NY Post headline.

Posted by: MSM at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (NFEMn)

292

Maybe I should take up daydrinking.

It's always daytime somewhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (HaL55)

293 -
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But every two years people choose to vote for candidates based on how much they like them personally. It mystifies me.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 01:00 PM

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The vast majority of the nation is not consciously left or right, nor do they really understand what those things mean.
Many of them think it's important to vote, but they don't know why. So we get what we get. Trump is the first repub in a long time to speak to these liv's.

Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (pMGkg)

294 So, today's lesson is to eschew C4 suppositories?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (ctuyM)

295 In a text I use for Intro to Supply Chain Management, there is a claim that 71% of all high school seniors cannot figure out a simple problem to calculate square footage.

Yeah, I'd be curious to see what they call "simple". It might not just be a square or rectangle. It might have an oval or two (as an example). After all, calculating the area of an oval isn't exactly rocket science, but most people might not be able to do it off the top of their head.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (9qZ3S)

296 >>When you calculate tip, do you add sales tax?

No.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (ZTWVa)

297 275 Why does every American President (Democrat and Republican) have to bow down to Saudi Arabia? With Obama literally doing it.

Let's be honest, Saudi Arabia had FAR more to do with 9/11 than any other country, yet we did nothing. They fund all sorts of terrorism around the world.

We even flew all the Bin Laden family members out of the US to placate them.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (7d8Cn)

Two reasons- Black gold, Texas tea.
Posted by: MSM at October 17, 2018 01:03 PM (NFEMn)

Which were once valid reasons... but no longer.

The US and Russia, between us, could dominate the oil industry.

Yet the Russians, who have NOT killed any Americans,... oh, and are a Western Country with at least the trappings of democracy.. are our enemies.

While the House of Saud... a hereditary Monarchy where a very small minority literally OWNS the country... and has been complicit in the deaths of lots of Americans... is our friend?

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

298 Wait a minute, the Treasury Dept hired the Mayflower Madam?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (dbLhB)

299 >>203 "Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

BS.
I've exploded in many cheating husbands anuses and none of them have died right away.

Posted by: Rick Wilson at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (r9UYA)

300 "Natalie Mayflower Sours Edwards"

Obviously a fake name.

Posted by: Jackie Mackie Passey Paisley at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (HiLJ1)

301 You will get twerking bots, and you will love it...

https://youtu.be/kHBcVlqpvZ8

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What's that, Lassie? Timmy's fallen into a well drink at a strip club?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (+y/Ru)

302 Oh, goody. Are we going to do the "Women shouldn't have the vote" thing again?. I do enjoy that so. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (AllCR)

303 @275 Two reasons- Black gold, Texas tea.
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That's the primary reason. But these days there's a secondary reason in that they're a regional rival with Iran.

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (yDZV/)

304 >>So, today's lesson is to eschew C4 suppositories?

No. C4 is completely safe to chew.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (ZTWVa)

305 Olive Garden neither grows olives nor is it a garden.

Discuss amongst yourselves.

Posted by: Linda Richman, Coffee Talk at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (vbJig)

306 225 192 If room is 9 feet by 11 feet. How many gerbils can I fit up my bleached asshole?
___________________________________

Good one.

My turn.

Twelve male strippers leave Chicago at 12 noon on a train heading east at 65 MPH. Another train carrying Broadway show transsexuals leaves Cleveland at 1 p.m. traveling at 80 MPH.

Now. When the trains meet at 11 p.m., how many roofies do I need to bring to Plato's Bathhouse in Toledo to make them all my sex slaves?
Posted by: Shep! at October 17, 2018 12:55 PM (vbJig)

Trick question - Cleveland transsexuals are non-migratory.

Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (7HtZB)

307 Well, I hope the Missouri Republican Party is all over that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (hLRSq)

308 so... is Mrs Colon Blow on the market again?

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (jCbVc)

309 It's always daytime somewhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: The Dark Side of Mercury at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (ctuyM)

310 I guarantee you if you broke down exit polls, 90% of the reason Roy Moore lost was female voters.

Roy Moore lost because he got less than 40% of the votes PDJT got a year earlier.

Less than 40%.

He gets half of the votes PDJT got a year earlier and he wins by 5.

The guy was not a popular candidate statewide. Never was.

Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (IbD2v)

311 Olive Garden neither grows olives nor is it a garden.

And somehow they figured out how to make really terrible Italian food and sell it by the dumptruck full

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (39g3+)

312 Can this tweet "influence an election"? I'm surprised twitter hasn't banned it yet.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (/qEW2)

313 >>>Why does every American President (Democrat and Republican) have to bow down to Saudi Arabia? With Obama literally doing it.

Because we pay them to.

Posted by: Saudis at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (9qyA/)

314 Why does every American President (Democrat and Republican) have to bow down to Saudi Arabia? With Obama literally doing it.

Let's be honest, Saudi Arabia had FAR more to do with 9/11 than any other country, yet we did nothing. They fund all sorts of terrorism around the world.

We even flew all the Bin Laden family members out of the US to placate them.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (7d8Cn)

ICYMI, there has been a palace coup in Saudi, and the new guy has support from President Trump, and is busy taking out the trash. This is a good thing. Not bowing down, giving a hand up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 17, 2018 01:09 PM (iwUO9)

315 C4, C5, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Jack Butler, a.k.a. Mr. Mom at October 17, 2018 01:09 PM (vbJig)

316 The reporter who was receiving the leaks going to be charged with anything?

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 01:09 PM (mCMQ5)

317 The guy was not a popular candidate statewide. Never was.

He was a terrible candidate... Strange wasn't great but would have most likely won

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018 01:09 PM (O2RFr)

318 mercury isn't totally locked. there is no dark side. there are some dark craters at the poles and that is it.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (jCbVc)

319 203 "Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

https://tinyurl.com/yb3kof8a
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (HiLJ1)

So have we crossed the streams with anus bleaching?

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

320 Two reasons- Black gold, Texas tea.
Posted by: MSM

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Yea, but something tells me they will still sell to us even if they don't like us.

And they were the ones that created OPEC and made what was once a cheap commodity way more expensive than it needed to be.

I bet we'd get better results putting a knife to the House of Saud's throat rather than bowing down to them. Hell we give them free protection and then beg for them to sell us oil. trump's like the only guy to sort of call this all out, but he changed his tune as soon as he was elected.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (7d8Cn)

321
Why does every American President (Democrat and Republican) have to bow down to Saudi Arabia?

Did you see the movie "Network?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (4mUNO)

322 285 Even if Jones were a moderate (he's not), even if he would stand up to Schumer (he won't), having a non-conservative in AL moves the country to the left.

This should be common knowledge among every voter...

But every two years people choose to vote for candidates based on how much they like them personally. It mystifies me.
Posted by: 18-1

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I guarantee you if you broke down exit polls, 90% of the reason Roy Moore lost was female voters.

White, conservative women that were really religious and pro-life voting for the pro-abortion candidate because...values.

Sorry to our female morons, but I honestly think most of the stupidity in politics is to appeal to illogical women.

I just know I've seen how my "Republican" wife looks at issues and think they never should have been given the vote.
Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 01:05 PM (7d8Cn)

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Bingo. It's depressing how effective "GURRRL POWAH!" is on younger R-women (even Evangelicals!) and how effective the "yuckification" tactic (yes I invented that, and yes the Horde may use it) is on evangelical women.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (KEhoF)

323 Trick question - Cleveland transsexuals are non-migratory.
______________________________________

Not true.

Some go to L.A.

Posted by: Lebron James at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (vbJig)

324 The guy just wasn't that popular statewide. That plus special election, Dems fired up, cucks bailing on him and the sitting fucking Senator saying he didn't vote for him, that was a once in a lifetime whirlwind of shit that derailed Moore in AL and gave the crazy win to Jones.
Posted by: prescient11 at October 17, 2018 12:57 PM (q+HNC)

Enough people either believed the story--or "could" believe it. Alabama is a small state. Maybe people knew things about Moore.

Posted by: MSM at October 17, 2018 01:11 PM (NFEMn)

325 I think Claire McCaskill is going down
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FAP
*hic*
*shart*

Posted by: Hillary at October 17, 2018 01:11 PM (vg8iE)

326 319
203 "Iowa City: Woman Charged After Detonating Plastic Explosives in Cheating Husband's Anus"

https://tinyurl.com/yb3kof8a

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 17, 2018 12:51 PM (HiLJ1)

So have we crossed the streams with anus bleaching?

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (RD7QR)

The lesson here is if you are trying to have your Kate and Edith too, you better sleep with one eye open.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2018 01:11 PM (jxbfJ)

327 293 -. . . Many of them think it's important to vote, but they don't know why. So we get what we get.

Posted by: irright
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Every single GOP candidate for Secretary of State in every single state drools out some stupid statement about how important it is to boost voter turnout.

Bullshit.

Are voters ready for a Trumpian truth-teller running for Secretary of State who discourages uninformed citizens from voting?

"Hey citizens, you have the right to vote, but please don't unless you have informed yourselves on the issues. And no, knowing which candidate skateboarded through the Whataburger parking lot doesn't count."

Posted by: Furious George at October 17, 2018 01:11 PM (9vQJW)

328 219
Heck, I can calculate a 15% tip

Cheap skate... had lunch the other day and the bill had tip
calculations on it... They actually had 25% Can you imagine...I mean
25%?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2018
*
*
For 25%, the waitress had better look like the young Ann-Margret and dance like her too. As well as bringing me my food on time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 17, 2018 01:12 PM (Fz8ov)

329 >>ICYMI, there has been a palace coup in Saudi, and the new guy has support from President Trump, and is busy taking out the trash. This is a good thing. Not bowing down, giving a hand up.

I'd prefer that the Saudis and the rest of the GCC fight Iran and their proxies rather than us. Seems like a good idea.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 01:12 PM (/tuJf)

330 And somehow they figured out how to make really terrible Italian food and sell it by the dumptruck full
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (39g3+)
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Yeah, our local Olive Garden is always filled.

We only go there when we receive a gift card and even then, it's grudgingly.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 17, 2018 01:12 PM (qC1Sy)

331 Nood. Hillary, her vehicles and concrete

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 17, 2018 01:12 PM (jxbfJ)

332 While the House of Saud... a hereditary Monarchy where a very small minority literally OWNS the country... and has been complicit in the deaths of lots of Americans... is our friend?
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

Is any country America's friend? I know they like our bribe money, perverse entertainment, and our scantily clad women, but are they our friend? If we're worried about being friends with another country we're going to be real disappointed. I think we should cover America with a dome and just play with ourselves. That way, we won't get into any trouble.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 17, 2018 01:12 PM (3sjI6)

333 derailed Moore in AL and gave the crazy win to Jones.

Well, and there was no small amount of fraud by the Dems, which everyone just shrugged at and went on as if it didn't happen. They just wanted the whole thing to go away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (39g3+)

334
294 So, today's lesson is to eschew C4 suppositories?

Gesundheit.

Posted by: BJMistan, among the 57 at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (O74hG)

335 Why does every American President (Democrat and Republican) have to bow down to Saudi Arabia?

Boeing.
Lockheed.
General Electric.
Citibank.
Lehman Brothers.
Goldman Sachs.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (O7MnT)

336 They get bashed a lot and yea, Olive Garden is Italian the same way Chi-Chis was Mexican.
It's not always authentic but most of the menu is pretty decent and reasonably priced.
Oh, did I mention they have endless bread sticks???

Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (dM3St)

337 A woman who can rig and remotely detonate C4 is a woman you want on your side come the burning times.

Posted by: 18C at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (ctuyM)

338 @275 Two reasons- Black gold, Texas tea.
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That's the primary reason. But these days there's a secondary reason in that they're a regional rival with Iran.

Posted by: junior at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (yDZV/)

And that second reason leads them to work with Israel, our main ally in the region.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (NFEMn)

339 NOOD

Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (Hucnr)

340 305 Olive Garden neither grows olives nor is it a garden.

Discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: Linda Richman, Coffee Talk at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (vbJig)

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Heck, I planted some bird seeds and couldn't grow any birds.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (9qOCq)

341 Enough people either believed the story--or "could" believe it. Alabama is a small state. Maybe people knew things about Moore.
Posted by: MSM

_______________

Honestly, I definitely believed "some" of it. Hell, Roy Moore admitted he did date High School girls in his 30's when he sat down with Sean Hannity.

I just don't care, things were different then, especially in the South. We have all sorts of songs from the 70's about basically "robbing the cradle" it was just looked at differently then.

I think Roy Moore was a creepy, weird guy on a wide range of issues and he never should have been the nominee, but I really don't see how electing a left-wing Democrat fixes any of that.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 01:14 PM (7d8Cn)

342 Oh, goody. Are we going to do the "Women shouldn't have the vote" thing again?. I do enjoy that so. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

White women! Always stirring up.trouble!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

343 We had a restaurant that made remarkably good Bolognaise Sauce. Then they sold out and no more good Bolognaise Sauce. Get that right and meatballs right and you can make a fortune. Sad that this does not happen. Oddly, the best meatballs I've ever had were at Sbarro.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (2LelM)

344 302 Oh, goody. Are we going to do the "Women shouldn't have the vote" thing again?. I do enjoy that so. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
**
Now, just calm down.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (fA1SL)

345 310 I guarantee you if you broke down exit polls, 90% of the reason Roy Moore lost was female voters.

Roy Moore lost because he got less than 40% of the votes PDJT got a year earlier.

Less than 40%.

He gets half of the votes PDJT got a year earlier and he wins by 5.

The guy was not a popular candidate statewide. Never was.
Posted by: DocJ at October 17, 2018 01:08 PM (IbD2v)

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I will admit, Moore was an anomaly. That said, if you take out the McConnell/MSM orchestrated hit on him, I bet he wins the race. It's narrow but it's a win. The point remains, those tactics work because they work on a certain subsection of the R-base.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (KEhoF)

346 ROFLMAO -- Truly funny and great ideas from Styx and an Indy running for Senate in MA. VA Shiva has some very good ideas. I hope he can get a platform because the more ideas out there the better. His Postal Service ideas are wonderful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYYj5mHojDc

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 17, 2018 01:15 PM (MIKMs)

347 -
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Oh, goody. Are we going to do the "Women shouldn't have the vote" thing again?. I do enjoy that so. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM

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No one should have the vote. Human beings are f'n stupid.
I don't particularly want a dictator either. So, here we are.

Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 01:16 PM (pMGkg)

348

dumb@$$ left the encrypted data on the phone they seized

Brad Heath @bradheath

The official, a FinCen senior adviser, saved the encrypted messages she exchanged with a reporter. Agents said they found them after searching her cellphone.

tasty tidbits, including official reports with more details attached

https://twitter.com/bradheath/with_replies

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 01:17 PM (2I4LM)

349 They get bashed a lot and yea, Olive Garden is Italian the same way Chi-Chis was Mexican.
It's not always authentic but most of the menu is pretty decent and reasonably priced.
Oh, did I mention they have endless bread sticks???
Posted by: IP at October 17, 2018 01:13 PM (dM3St)

I guess if you live far away from a major city that never had an Italian-American presence.
But in NJ , mom and pop Italian restaurants are still a dime a dozen and they sell the real thing. Even the ones that have been bought up by Albanians or Mexicans--as long as they don't stray from the recipe.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (NFEMn)

350 Bingo. It's depressing how effective "GURRRL POWAH!" is on younger R-women (even Evangelicals!) and how effective the "yuckification" tactic (yes I invented that, and yes the Horde may use it) is on evangelical women.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (KEhoF)

I still postulate that it was the GOPe cucks running to the microphones to 'believe' the allegations, that sunk Moore.

If they had just remained silent, things may have been different.

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (NgKpN)

351

Technically the charge is against the govt official, who had a duty to keep SARS secret. The complaint doesn't allege wrongdoing by BuzzFeed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (2I4LM)

352 302 Oh, goody. Are we going to do the "Women shouldn't have the vote" thing again?. I do enjoy that so. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (AllCR)

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No I'm not saying that. I'm saying that some ostensably conservative voters are taken in by the same tactics time and time again and it's aggrivating.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (KEhoF)

353

DOJ says that ex-Trump aides Paul Manafort and Rick Gates, and others including Russian diplomats, were in fact the victims of a government leak conspiracy.

like Jack said

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2018 01:19 PM (2I4LM)

354 350 Bingo. It's depressing how effective "GURRRL POWAH!" is on younger R-women (even Evangelicals!) and how effective the "yuckification" tactic (yes I invented that, and yes the Horde may use it) is on evangelical women.
Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (KEhoF)

I still postulate that it was the GOPe cucks running to the microphones to 'believe' the allegations, that sunk Moore.

If they had just remained silent, things may have been different.
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 01:18 PM (NgKpN)

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Yeah, that's why I called it a McConnell hit job.

Posted by: Jackal at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (KEhoF)

355 How to explain politics to the politically unaware:

1. In the United States political parties are voluntary associations of like minded people.

2. Good people do not voluntarily associate with evil people.

3. Evil people do not voluntarily associate with good people because being around them reminds them "Oh, that's right, I'm evil."

4. Thus you wind up with a mostly "good party" and a mostly "evil party".

5. Here is a hint as to which is which: The party that owned slaves and celebrates the murder of 50,000,000 babies in the United States since 1973 is probably not the good party.

Posted by: An Observation at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (rpNpp)

356 Oh, goody. Are we going to do the "Women shouldn't have the vote" thing again?. I do enjoy that so. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

___________

Just half joking, obviously its never going to happen, but be honest. Most of our dumb policies are for female voters.

The first thing women did after getting the vote was pushing to outlaw all alcohol.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 01:21 PM (7d8Cn)

357 Not true.

Some go to L.A.
Posted by: Lebron James at October 17, 2018 01:10 PM (vbJig)

I thought that trannies migrated to Palm Springs every year, much like coconuts.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 17, 2018 01:22 PM (wCmLp)

358 304 >>So, today's lesson is to eschew C4 suppositories?

No. C4 is completely safe to chew.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (ZTWVa)

Pro tip: do NOT light it on fire then hit it with a rock or hammer. And don't use it for cooking or heating fuel, either.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 17, 2018 01:25 PM (di1hb)

359 358 304 >>So, today's lesson is to eschew C4 suppositories?

No. C4 is completely safe to chew.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 01:07 PM (ZTWVa)

Pro tip: do NOT light it on fire then hit it with a rock or hammer. And don't use it for cooking or heating fuel, either.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

I'm guessing this was a nighttime golf experiment.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (NmR1a)

360 "Pro tip: do NOT light it on fire then hit it with a rock or hammer. And don't use it for cooking or heating fuel, either."

I don't think any of these things will detonate C4.

Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (eAZVt)

361 I tip at least 25% and go up from there. That's me - last of the big time spenders.

Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (gmo/4)

362 Why would any potential undecided voter need to listen to her campaign, or see this video to make a decision about her? Her conservative ratings record is abysmal, as one would expect.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 01:33 PM (/qEW2)

363 Posted by: An Observation at October 17, 2018 01:20 PM (rpNpp)

Hmmm.... which is why I left the Republican party.

I looked around, and noticed they were doing evil shit.

So what happens when you don't HAVE a good party? You get Trump.

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 01:37 PM (NgKpN)

364 Yeah, so like that whole Department of Defense thing is so old school. Like we could use all of that cash for free college and housing instead of ships, planes, and army dudes.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (oiNtH)

365 "Pro tip: do NOT light it on fire then hit it with a rock or hammer. And don't use it for cooking or heating fuel, either."

I don't think any of these things will detonate C4.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (eAZVt)

The 'on fire and hit with hammer' will do it, sometimes.

Cooking or heating fuel? Not explody, just don't want anything to do with the fumes.

Damn - it has been many years since I got to play on a demo range. The fun you can have with bangalore torpedos...

Posted by: Parker at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (MFwf8)

366 Why does every American President (Democrat and Republican) have to bow down to Saudi Arabia? With Obama literally doing it.

Let's be honest, Saudi Arabia had FAR more to do with 9/11 than any other country, yet we did nothing. They fund all sorts of terrorism around the world.

We even flew all the Bin Laden family members out of the US to placate them.

Posted by: Blago at October 17, 2018 12:59 PM (7d8Cn)

Obama just did it because he enjoys playing the bottom to hostile Muslim leaders. Haven't things changed now? Mohammed bin Salman imprisoned terror friendly sheikhs, created ties with Israel against Iran and made some weapons deals with us. We shouldn't throw all this away on account of some murky business involving a spy using his WaPo journalist role as cover.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 01:48 PM (/qEW2)

367 365 "Pro tip: do NOT light it on fire then hit it with a rock or hammer. And don't use it for cooking or heating fuel, either."

I don't think any of these things will detonate C4.
Posted by: Chris M at October 17, 2018 01:28 PM (eAZVt)

The 'on fire and hit with hammer' will do it, sometimes.

Cooking or heating fuel? Not explody, just don't want anything to do with the fumes.

Damn - it has been many years since I got to play on a demo range. The fun you can have with bangalore torpedos...
Posted by: Parker at October 17, 2018 01:40 PM (MFwf

Did a wire breach with improvised bangalores. That was taking u-shaped fence pickets, packing with C-4, then 100 mph taping them together. Weighed something like 5 times that.a bangalore. Shoving it through the wire was quite a job. Left quite the trench when we set it off, too.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 17, 2018 02:07 PM (di1hb)

368

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 17, 2018 02:07 PM (di1hb)

369 The "smart Asian kids" have to bust their asses and cheat on top of it just to get a slight edge on the slacker ass druggie American students.

Don't feed me no lines....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 17, 2018 02:13 PM (O6SAn)

370 looks exactly like an
npc......

no one's voting for Claire anyway. except st. louis, she's hated.

Posted by: Da Lurker at October 17, 2018 05:40 PM (X5sgz)

371 It's Missouri, home of Mizzou. She will win going away. State is fucked

quote above-- we all hate mizzou here too. outside agitators. dt won by bout 20 pts.

MO's home of Mizzou, but also of Branson and the Ozarks.

Posted by: Da Lurker at October 17, 2018 05:43 PM (X5sgz)

372 Gotta keep answering these MO comments (Now that I've finished eating, I can use capitals.)

Someone asked Who will see it and Is there any exposure there?

Lots of us get our news from the net. I don't even own a TV, but I listen to talk radio. I've heard beaucoup stories about it all day. What, ya think people in MO don't follow the same sources as trads/cons everywhere?

Ready for the next comment on MO. (PS. We are a rural, cons/trad state. Errors like Claire happen because of ST Louis. God, we hate St. Louis.

Posted by: Da Lurker at October 17, 2018 05:50 PM (X5sgz)

373 Okay, I cannot handle more than one more.

No, people who are conservative in MO are not so stupid that they vote for Claire, even if you DO know some people in MO. We're a rural, agricultural state, lots of tourism, with a crummy left-wing uni like many states -- and they only reason Claire gets in is because SL (where the knock-out game began) is high lo-info minority...and that's truth.

Posted by: Da Lurker at October 17, 2018 05:52 PM (X5sgz)

374 She was down 10 right after Brother Bret was confirmed.

Have a feeling history repeats itself.

Posted by: formwiz at October 17, 2018 05:56 PM (3rwvI)

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