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More Trump Trolling for the Dainties to Wet Their Panties Over
Pocahontas (the bad version), sometimes referred to as Elizabeth Warren, is getting slammed. She took a bogus DNA test and it showed that she may be 1/1024, far less than the average American. Now Cherokee Nation denies her, “DNA test is useless.” Even they don’t want her. Phony!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
Now that her claims of being of Indian heritage have turned out to be a scam and a lie, Elizabeth Warren should apologize for perpetrating this fraud against the American Public. Harvard called her “a person of color” (amazing con), and would not have taken her otherwise!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
Thank you to the Cherokee Nation for revealing that Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is a complete and total Fraud!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: brak at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (F4u7C)
I'm hoping for most of them...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (RD7QR)
I thought that was stormy, something about needing new horses since waren is an old grey mare...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (G5IFy)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (VpIIl)
Everywhere she goes, she should be accompanied by people calling "WOOOBOOOOBOOOBOOOBOOO!!!!!"
The rules have been set, haven't they?
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (vtcmf)
Yep the jig is up on Little White Dove. Teh smart move would be to say OK, my family stories were wrong, and I won't talk about it anymore. But she will quadruple down is my guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (6wv+V)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (mCMQ5)
I don't know HOW he does it!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (438dO)
She can beat my tom tom in her wigwam if she wants.
As long as she dresses up like a guy.
Muh Principuls!
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: Tonto at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (vbJig)
It was the first thing that came to mind as she glanced out the window and saw a parked...
heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (QLvwG)
No Injun No Lie
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: AG Sessions Press Agent at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (x611R)
Posted by: trev006 at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (qbU78)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (ZTWVa)
Probably because she grew up in Oklahoma. She claimed this prior to the internet as it is today and probably figured that no one would ever find out and she has been doubling down ever since. What a turd.
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (G5IFy)
And made it harder for the more successful fake Indians.
And yes there are real ones but yes there are plenty who fake their way on to the rolls for nefarious purposes.
Heap big scam all way round.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (sgZqZ)
I hear the Slapaho nation would take her, for a nominal fee.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018
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It would have to be a LOT more than nominal, White Eyes.
Posted by: The Slapahos at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: Chief Wild Eagle at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Pep at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (tVDAd)
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lizzy Borden Warren at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (ZTWVa)
It's the only tribe that racist Leftists can think of off the top of their heads.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lonely Gloat-herd at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (jjaLl)
It was the first thing that came to mind as she glanced out the window and saw a parked...
heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (6qErC)
Aah... the old ghetto child naming technique.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (ffWPP)
This really should be the beginning of the end of affirmative action based on race. It's racism, pure and simple.
Posted by: Iris at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (6lKe4)
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and you're going to trust an Indian?
Posted by: E Warren at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (PPbDD)
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (BRpqW)
EVER.
They are charlatans at best and should be treated as such.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (AzW6q)
1. you're a pr0n star...allegedly. your needs are not normal.
2. trump's gotten penthouse pets to write about how good he is in the sack.
3. call a waahhhmbulance.
Posted by: AG Sessions Press Agent at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (x611R)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: Donald J Trump at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (PPbDD)
--This
Posted by: catman at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (cCkt9)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM
Repressed memories of a song, perhaps.
Posted by: Paul Revere and the Raiders at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (IOaKQ)
self owning is a lib strongsuit.
Posted by: AG Sessions Press Agent at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (x611R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL)
It was the first thing that came to mind as she glanced out the window and saw a parked...
heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (6qErC)
Aah... the old ghetto child naming technique.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (ffWPP)
Damn straight!
Posted by: Lemonjello at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (NWiLs)
Trump learned this the hard way when Obama trolled him with the birth certificate issue, so now he's turned the tables.
Posted by: wooga at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (nFFqu)
Posted by: Dick, the White Knight at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (JsFIE)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (ffWPP)
EVER.
They are charlatans at best and should be treated as such.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (xqfqx)
We could really have fun by prefacing every time we lay into them with "with all due respect", just to make it clear that they aren't due any at all.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (F4u7C)
I'm hoping for most of them...
Posted by: SturmToddler
*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (0mP7b)
Lizzy, your day passed a long time ago, but today is a GREAT day for your CAREER to die.
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (yQpMk)
I dare any lefty to point out any lie in what he said.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)
It was the first thing that came to mind as she glanced out the window and saw a parked...
heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (6qErC)
Aah... the old ghetto child naming technique.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (ffWPP)
that would explain my niece
ta'ho....
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (AzW6q)
"Bunch of Cats Taped Together"
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (7HtZB)
"Deuce and a quarter"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Two Dogs Fucking.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (0mP7b)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (/5WQL)
It was the first thing that came to mind as she glanced out the window and saw a parked...
heh.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (6qErC)
Aah... the old ghetto child naming technique.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (ffWPP)
Damn straight!
Posted by: Lemonjello at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (QLvwG)
Yeah. Real fucking funny.
Posted by: Q'rackho at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chief Golden Scalps at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: HILLARY at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (6qErC)
No. They ate them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Two F*cking Dogs at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (usM7j)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (tQkRb)
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (gmo/4)
He is on fire here, and Fauxcahontas's election prospects just took another hit. She is a liar and a pretender to status and benefits she never deserved. Now, who's next for 2020?
Posted by: exdem13 at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Sponge
>60% is enough. 100% as well, God hoping.
Posted by: Dick, the White Knight at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (Ce3Qf)
Posted by: Nosmo King at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (nFFqu)
Warren has all the political savvy of a windsock.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (gA69l)
I forget... were horses in North America extinct before the Indians came over from Asia????
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018
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I've heard that, and also heard that the Indians hunted them for food and wiped them out -- never thinking about riding one of the big things -- until the Spaniards brought more to the Americas.
Posted by: The Slapahos at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (Fz8ov)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (ZTWVa)
She created her very own Streisand effect.
Posted by: Frag at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (/prI5)
Posted by: 80's music fan at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (tQkRb)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
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Oh they'll find someone, sure, but generally I don't think they've got any problem with him
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (6wv+V)
Posted by: Chief Jay Strongbow at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (vbJig)
No. They ate them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (yQpMk)
Thanks, grump... kinda what I thought, but not really sure.... Larry McMurtry pointed out in his stories that Indians had no problem at all eating surplus horses...
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (eAZVt)
antifa is essentially The Law in a US city
A senator has a "suspicious package" mailed to her house, requiring Hazmat teams to investigate
Multiple GOP candidates around the country are receiving daily rape and death threats
Multiple GOP offices have been vandalized
Leaders of the "loyal opposition" (media, politicians, etc.) are issuing daily not-at-all-veiled calls for violence against Republicans
But sure, let's get our panties in a twist because Donnie TwoScoops sometimes uses mean-girl language on Twitter
Posted by: DocJ at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: GEOTUS at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (BrQrN)
And if Graham doesn't have any? Well then he's just what he has always said he was.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (oZr+U)
ha
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (/5WQL)
Those are good.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: kraken
They were wiped out by the prairie crabs.
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (wW03z)
Trump learned this the hard way when Obama trolled him with the birth certificate issue, so now he's turned the tables.
Posted by: wooga at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (nFFqu)
Key word is 'learned." Unlike his enemies, Trump learns from his miss-steps.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (NFEMn)
Orange Man Bad! CNN told me so!
Posted by: NPC Pikachu at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (jH9Z2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL)
Around here we got somethin' called the Presidential Twitter Account.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (hLRSq)
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The one I bought in Lancaster PA
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (6wv+V)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Stoner McBlazer at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (vbJig)
Trump tweeted about him 2 hrs ago wondering how he could still be at DoJ.
He did this to McCabe and Strzok before they were fired, so...
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (F4u7C)
Second look at repealing the 22nd Amendment?
Posted by: rickl at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (xjiRE)
They guy never quits.
It's like a cat with a mouse.
Mouse: oh oh oh I'm going to get away this time....
Cat: Nope
Mouse: Please kill me now.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: L'oreal Williams at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (HAWZY)
"Deuce and a quarter"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Two Dogs Fucking.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (0mP7b)
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hummer
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (PPbDD)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (VpIIl)
really think everyone including the Cherokee Nation would come out and
embrace this?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (VpIIl)
The funny part is yeah, I think they actually did!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (eAZVt)
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Nah. The Dems are obsessed, Satanically driven power demons who stop at nothing to destroy all that is good.
They control all the levers of power in our society.
It takes a bad motherfucker to take them on and win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (AzW6q)
/buys popcorn futures.
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (eAZVt)
This.
It can't be overstated. It took TRUMP to forcefully inject a spine in the Repubs via their ASS.......
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (F4u7C)
83 I forget... were horses in North America extinct before the Indians came over from Asia????
No. They ate them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (yQpMk)
Thanks, grump... kinda what I thought, but not really sure.... Larry
McMurtry pointed out in his stories that Indians had no problem at all
eating surplus horses...
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018
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The Comanches thought of horses as wealth. They didn't care about them, like Roy Rogers with Trigger. If a given horse died, well, fine, get another one.
Posted by: The Slapahos at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (Fz8ov)
Land O'Lakes changed the butter box. They no longer show her lower half so the knees can't be repurposed as boobs by 6th graders and Democrat Senators.
Posted by: Stoner McBlazer at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (vbJig)
Blame the MSM.
Trump does this because the MSM refuses to cover this stuff, or when they do, it is so biased that it is DNC propaganda.
He has to get the info out via twitter, and he has to get the MSM to talk about it by upsetting them.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (NFEMn)
Yep, and then he'll probably insult them back, and then all hell will break lose, lol.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (9hauA)
It was the first thing that came to mind as she glanced out the window and saw a parked...
No Pontiacs around?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (gA69l)
The way things are going, we might be in good hands with the Graham Reaper.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (83Wfa)
Old R Way: "Yeah you're right this probably makes me a racist. I accept all your charges as they are very serious indeed. The [famous R commentator] who tried to defend me is also a racist, just like all Republicans and I apologize on all their behalves. We must do better."
New R Way: "Uh-huh. If she's a 'person of color', then I'm Andy Griffith. Get a life with this stupid crap, losers, and while you're at it, go eat shit. Thank you and goodnight."
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (yZx9I)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: Chief Jay Strongbow at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (vbJig)
Get your own damn gimmick.
*knife hand chop*
Posted by: Wahoo McDaniel at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (CRRq9)
Inquiring minds want to know.
Trump just farts our the lucky tweets. Do he not?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: NPC Pikachu at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (jH9Z2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (Kpl3J)
If suicide doesn't get them, the proscriptions of First Citizen Barron Trump will.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (pFljN)
More than likely it's to limit the disbursement of casino profits. Some of the tribes make way more off of that than government benefits.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: pep at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (wW03z)
Ahh yes, the great prarie crab drive across Oklahoma. That where we cherokee got ingredients for generations old "Cold omelets with Crab meat" recipe...
Posted by: Pokahonkey Warren at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (G5IFy)
Heh, true enough.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (gA69l)
The best thing that could come out of this is to show how stupid racial identity is, especially when used to enrich yourself.
Of course, the best thing won't be noticed.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (r+sAi)
Now watch the Cherokee Nation turn around and slam Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (NFEMn)
Not a chance. In case it has escaped your notice, Oklahoma is the only state in the union in which EVERY LAST COUNTY voted for Trump.
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (7xXFn)
The eohippus (no relation to the seared hippocampus) became extinct in North America before the casino people came across the land bridge.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (vbJig)
"Deuce and a quarter"?
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Two Dogs Fucking.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (0mP7b)
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hummer
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (PPbDD)
Yeah, real fucking funny....
Posted by: RaypinErryone UpInHere at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Elizabethum Warren at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (yZx9I)
Yes. Scott Adams was speculating that Warren's claims were particularly offensive to POC.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (W+vEI)
Think about it- These people can sniff out "miscegenation in her heritage" with as little as 2/10ths of 1 percent non-white blood. And the DNA test shows they have successfully used this power for centuries. Surely "Warren family proves to be the greatest white supremacists of all time" is the big story here.
Posted by: Pining4 at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (Uwuaq)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2018 01:26 PM (PPbDD)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 01:26 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:26 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 01:19 PM (NFEMn)
Yep, and then he'll probably insult them back, and then all hell will break lose, lol.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (9hauA)
Hoo boy, not again.
Posted by: George Armstrong Custer at October 16, 2018 01:26 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (VpIIl)
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i was RE-stealing it back
Posted by: E Warren at October 16, 2018 01:26 PM (PPbDD)
Trump tweeted about him 2 hrs ago wondering how he could still be at DoJ.
>>He did this to McCabe and Strzok before they were fired, so...
I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't happen until after his wife testifies but it's coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (t0Z53)
Posted by: Fritz at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (sgZqZ)
Here is an interesting link on the subject
http://bit.ly/2CmK8Tf
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (PPbDD)
If suicide doesn't get them, the proscriptions of First Citizen Barron Trump will.
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I'm hoping Beto leads an exodus movement from Texas to CA or NY - wherever. California has more skate parks I think.
Posted by: SH at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM
Some people learn sequentially, while others learn exponentially.
I think Trump is the latter. He started out good at this stuff and getting better by leaps and bounds all the time.
Give him a 55-45 Senate and there's no telling what will happen.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (ffWPP)
...to haul Paella to the Pacific.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (ZTWVa)
Instead, IIRC, Harvard had a Native American association at the time of Warren's appointment and the head of it wanted to congratulate and interview her. She steadfastly refused to see him. To be fair, this may not have been due to any contempt she felt for Native Americans. Maybe she was afraid he'd suss her out.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (/qEW2)
Think about it- These people can sniff out "miscegenation in her heritage" with as little as 2/10ths of 1 percent non-white blood. And the DNA test shows they have successfully used this power for centuries. Surely "Warren family proves to be the greatest white supremacists of all time" is the big story here.
Posted by: Pining4 at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (Uwuaq)
It was that or the the teepee in the living room.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (4ErVI)
He is just so much better than they are at it.
MAGA!!
Love me some Trump!
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (lGLBx)
When the President is this active, he's doing it so MSM will chase the shiny new squirrel.
Should be a hoot to watch.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (qC1Sy)
Lieawatha is a laughing stock.
Her sputtering, possibly alcohol generated, twitter storm was reminiscent of John Kerry's drunken response to being torched by Zell Miller et al during the 2004 GOP convention.
This is truly a classic.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 01:28 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (gA69l)
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lib coworker claims Trump will be the worstest ex-president ever. I pointed out that that was a reason to vote FOR him in 2020. And he sorta agreed...
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2018 01:28 PM (PPbDD)
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No, horses were alive and well in the late Pleistocene era when the various groups of Indian ancestors arrived. They died off at the end of the Pleistocene era as the result of the unknown event that led to the mass dieoff of the American megafuana. The animals passed out of human memory until the Spanish re-introduced them about 9500 years later.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 16, 2018 01:28 PM (pFljN)
Spot on
(golf clap)
My guess - someone "big" is about to get the royal boot to the pants.
Posted by: DocJ at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (NYS7S)
PSA: Please do not refer to Warren and "butter box" in the same sentence. <shudder>
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (yZx9I)
It seems that Trump does tweets like that to draw attention to the next break in the coup investigation.
When he names someone (other than well-known people such as Congressmen, MSM) it typically signals he's got the goods on them and now he wants people to notice it.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
Think about it- These people can sniff out "miscegenation in her heritage" with as little as 2/10ths of 1 percent non-white blood. And the DNA test shows they have successfully used this power for centuries. Surely "Warren family proves to be the greatest white supremacists of all time" is the big story here.
Posted by: Pining4 at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (Uwuaq)
It was established a while ago ago, while she first ran, believe, that this was a lie. People found out her grandparents got married in a church.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (9hauA)
The People called it the Laughing Time, yao.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (PPbDD)
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After actually doing the math yesterday, I figured out that I actually AM 1/16th Cherokee (great-great-grandfather was full-blooded Cherokee).
I just look Russian, but I do have high cheekbones, so who knows.
And I will never ever claim to be Cherokee, because I'm not. Warren's pathetic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (cZlKA)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (4ErVI)
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There is also the matter of all that oil that is underground of their Oklahoma Reservation.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (I16G8)
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Frauduponus.
Posted by: SH at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (sX1BW)
Yes. Reintroduced by the Spanish. The Indians started learning tame and ride horses sometime in the 17th century, IIRC. The classic horse culture of the Plains Indians didn't come about until later though, sometime in the mid-to-late 18th century.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (bZ7mE)
Pokey was 100% Pleistocene.
As was Gumby.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (ZTWVa)
The pastor says he talks to God and God tells him that Hillary eats the flesh of young children and the left is soooo hung up on abortion because Roe v. Wade was for the sacrificing of babies to some Satanic overlord......
I didn't know what to say.....
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (Zxy5I)
**whistles**
Posted by: Prairie crabs at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (RuIsu)
Yeah at least Ward Churchill dressed like an Indian.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
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Now that is winning!
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: T at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (5TCcn)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
???
Posted by: Texas Slant Drillers
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (hAdu/)
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They can do wonders with lateral fracking these days.
Posted by: SH at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (sX1BW)
Trump learned this the hard way when Obama trolled him with the birth certificate issue, so now he's turned the tables.
Posted by: wooga at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (nFFqu)
Puhleeze! Obama was too stupid to do this. He was told to do it and then the MFM wet it's panties declaring it "tin foil hat" territory.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (OLCnA)
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I smoked some excellent megafauna at the Phish concert once.
Posted by: Stoner McBlaser at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (76Nxz)
Yep the jig is up on Little White Dove. Teh smart move would be to say OK, my family stories were wrong, and I won't talk about it anymore. But she will quadruple down is my guess.
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The thing is, Whiter-than-White Warren didn't claim that her great, great, great, great, great, great, grandma may have had some Indian blood.
Warren claimed that her mother and father had been forced to elope because her father's family were a bunch of racists who couldn't stand the fact that her mother was part Cherokee and Delaware Indian.
But an actual Cherokee researcher did the legwork, and she discovered that Warren's mother and father had grown up in the same neighborhood, just a few houses apart, the families had known each other well, and Warren's father's family knew that Warren's mother was from a white family and knew the family.
Also, Warren's parents did not run away and elope. They got married while both were on a break from college, in the same county where they lived, and they were married by a prominent minister and had one of their friends serve as the witness. The marriage was announced in the local newspaper, in a long column about how great it was that these two fine young people had married each other. And a few years later, there was a big anniversary party, which both Warren's mother and Warren's father's parents attended.
The whole forced elopement story was a big fat lie, and that was documented even before Warren's DNA test proved that her mother had no Indian ancestry.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (fqUgw)
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Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (W+vEI)
60 Minutes opened the door for him to repeat it (she didn't know any of the 4 w's and more) to an audience that had heretofore not heard a cogent rebuttal because _embargo.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (+LunL)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Texas Slant Drillers
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (hAdu/)
203 There is also the matter of all that oil that is underground of their Oklahoma Reservation.
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They can do wonders with lateral fracking these days.
Posted by: SH at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (sX1BW)
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Rick and I are on point today.
Posted by: SH at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (sX1BW)
And they hunted the Linguica Herds to extinction.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Horseface at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (w1aEd)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (pw+jk)
Yes. Reintroduced by the Spanish. The Indians started learning tame and ride horses sometime in the 17th century, IIRC. The classic horse culture of the Plains Indians didn't come about until later though, sometime in the mid-to-late 18th century.
Misread the question as "were horses extinct before Columbus." Sorry.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
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Would anyone want him?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (a0IVu)
It's like watching a prestidigitator.
Nothing up my sleeve, Nothing in my hat.
(That trick never works. but then Trump isn't Bullwinkle.)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (sgZqZ)
one of her pow wow chow recipes was for, mexican oatmeal soup.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 01:33 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: Asians Who Are Suing Harvard at October 16, 2018 01:33 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2018 01:33 PM (9hauA)
The Paolo. He has much success with this method.
Posted by: Paolo at October 16, 2018 01:33 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
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Would anyone want him?
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Superfund sites need workers too.
Posted by: SH at October 16, 2018 01:33 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)
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Let's face it, the saga of Squaw Warren is about the funniest thing since the fake sign language guy at Mandela's funeral!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: T at October 16, 2018 01:31 PM (5TCcn)
They stole the land and your tenured seat at Harvard!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (ZTWVa)
What's a Linguica? A relative of linguine? Or perhaps if the Babelfish?
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (J+mig)
It's like I don't even know you people.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (76Nxz)
Stormy Daniels
@StormyDaniels
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (fA1SL)
The pastor says he talks to God and God tells him that Hillary eats the flesh of young children and the left is soooo hung up on abortion because Roe v. Wade was for the sacrificing of babies to some Satanic overlord......
I didn't know what to say.....
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (F4u7C)
I believe the appropriate response to this is "FUCKIN' A!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
The trebuchet is all set to go - I had it detailed, got the spinner hubs lubed - the whole nine yards!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: T at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (5TCcn)
Little House on the Prairie, the TV show, had some wise Indian youth taming a horse and then riding off with it. Thinking back, I realize it was bullshit PC propaganda. And isn't the name "Crazy Horse" cultural appropriation? Should've been Crazy Buffalo or something similar. You'll never rise above the animals if you keep worshiping them and naming yourselves after them.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (/qEW2)
The pastor says he talks to God and God tells him that Hillary eats the flesh of young children and the left is soooo hung up on abortion because Roe v. Wade was for the sacrificing of babies to some Satanic overlord......
I didn't know what to say.....
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redirect her to Q 8/chan . . . what could happen?
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (C6xeQ)
While there is an NDA, seems a little odd that she supposedly has video and other evidence to prove it happened, yet only took a whopping 130,000 to keep quiet. Seems that she could have padded quite a nest egg if there was some type of veracity to the story.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (Hn6S7)
An NDA is a contract. Contract law is pretty well settled but there is a push in some states and some Congresswomen to make NDA's no longer valid.
In an NDA like this they are usually paired with an affidavit from the bound party. As in the case with Ms. Clifford - she signed an affidavit that nothing happened, and her NDA was a contract saying that she would not claim otherwise under penalty of the contract. The NDA is NOT written don't tell anyone what happened - it is written don't tell this lie anymore.
Now, all of that may have been a legal fiction - but once it is signed, it is legal FACT. Clifford (and Avenatti) are trying to get out of the contract, claiming that Trump did not sign it so it doesn't count. But his attorney did, and there is this little thing called Power of Attorney....
Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (VhKw6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (hAdu/)
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I thought the natives ate them. Horse bones retrieved from the Tar Pits indicate they were slaughtered.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (2LelM)
Yup. During her Senate run last time a group of Cherokee Nation (I think - it was a Tribal org.) traveled to Cambridge and attempted to meet with her. She avoided meeting them for over a week. They tried to wait her out, buy eventually gave up.
She's a fraud and knew it would be obvious to legit Native Americans.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)
Okay, something is going on President Trump wants the press to completely miss"
Jamal Khashoggi, Saudi Arabia and the Turks. The MSM wants to keep pushing this nonsense and egg Trump into doing something stupid with the help of idiots like Marco and Graham. They don't call the GOP the stupid party for nothing, calling Stormy horseface won't kill their election chances but saber-rattling four weeks away from the election will.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (Mr80f)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (a0IVu)
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Trebuchet airlines should do the trick!
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (qC1Sy)
It's like reading 'ments from Ace of Spades HQ.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (SFIp6)
I could MAYBE understand if there was say like 10% NA or something like that, but under 1% Native American and you think that justifies using Affirmative Action to boost your career?
Trump should take his victories though and move on. The whole Stormy Daniels thing and bringing her up again, that's a gift to Stormy Daniels. The whole reason she did this anyway was to be the center of attention.
Posted by: Blago at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: garrett
1. Oklahoma
2. Trail of Tears
3. One created a written form of their language. Adds panache.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (tqyrn)
@AP
President Trump lashes out at Sen. Warren over DNA test results she released indicating she has Native American heritage, and he says her claims are "a scam and a lie" despite her proof.
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Well, thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (yZx9I)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Hook, line and sinker.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (iXnsK)
Stormy Daniels
@StormyDaniels
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Incompetence, yet beat her in her lawsuit and won lawyers fees. Hatred of women, after hefting large praise on Nikki Haley...and a pension for bestiality, admitting she has a face like a horse.
Even when they think they win, they're dumb as fuck and lose.
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
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Would anyone want him?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 01:32 PM (a0IVu)
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i'd settle for defenestration
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (PPbDD)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
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Would anyone want him?
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Superfund sites need workers too.
Posted by: SH at October 16, 2018 01:33 PM (sX1BW)
The Wall needs rebar, too. Bones work pretty well for that, in a pinch.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (3sjI6)
When you get fisted for a living everything looks tiny.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (2DOZq)
I dunno, Crazy Horse sounds like a pretty good name.
Posted by: Looks at a Bull's Penis (yes, real name!) at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (bZ7mE)
Cherokee people, Cherokee lives, so proud to live , so proud to lieawatha?
Posted by: willow at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Brian Lee Chadwell at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (BfOXk)
Trump should say that since she can't be called Pocahantos anymore, he will now call her Snow White.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (t0Z53)
Snowcahontas
Posted by: President Richard Punch at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (ymnmz)
President Trump lashes out at Sen. Warren over DNA test results she released indicating she has Native American heritage, and he says her claims are "a scam and a lie" despite her proof.
You mean the proof that shows she's whiter than Casper the Friendly Ghost?
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (+LunL)
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Well its a lot more politically colorful story than Mom got knocked up and so they got hitched before she started to show.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (C6xeQ)
OK, you're part Indian? Did you want a cookie?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (pFljN)
this is LegalInsurrection, about a chef making her fake recipes, shows the pow wow cookbook pages where she claims to be Cherokee
https://tinyurl.com/y78e8pn6
Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (Cus5s)
None of this matters, though. We are hardened into two camps and hate each other so much that nothing can make us change our minds.
The only play is to the increasingly smaller middle.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (4ZE6o)
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No no no. Does the Left ever shut up about Watergate and WMD's?
Trump will give this subject up right after they do. War of attrition. He refuses to let them write the narrative.
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (yZx9I)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (iXnsK)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (t0Z53)
Snowcahontas
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Brilliance.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (cz4yY)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (+LunL)
185 The president is going to formally announce the deportation of Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
Prisoner exchange.
The aliens get Quim Acosta, we get back a few rednecks, Malaysia Air 370, and 3 Hale-Bopp riders.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (ZTWVa)
Then pay back the cash you accepted.
In. Full.
Toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)
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Damn, that's a good one!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Brian Lee Chadwell at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (BfOXk)
Oh please, God, please, please, please, let Trump have more Indian blood than Warren.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (YqDXo)
so you must be over 29
Posted by: willow at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Blago at October 16, 2018 01:35 PM (UfkIY)
Because he doesn't just win. He embarrasses. He dismantles. He destroys.
Bigly.
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Lone Waddy at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (w1aEd)
I didn't know what to say.....
Posted by: Sponge
Well, there's a distinct possibility he's right, so...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)
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Let's face it, the saga of Squaw Warren is about the funniest thing since the fake sign language guy at Mandela's funeral!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (Rxduq)
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (2I4LM)
@AP
President Trump lashes out at Sen. Warren over DNA test results she released indicating she has Native American heritage, and he says her claims are "a scam and a lie" despite her proof.
Math is hard.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (AjNMO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (iXnsK)
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And IQ!
Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: mr tmz at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (YqDXo)
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Unlikely. His grandfather returned to Europe (I think Fritzland) to get a bride, and his dad imported one from Scotland.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (AzW6q)
@AP
President Trump lashes out at Sen. Warren over DNA test results she released indicating she has Native American heritage, and he says her claims are "a scam and a lie" despite her proof.
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Well, thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)
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hahahha. The proof that the amount of "Indian" in her is so small that it looks at a rounding error and says, "that is the biggest thing I have ever seen in my life."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: willow at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (6llU4)
As you allude to he was absolutely not a journalist by any stretch of the imagination.
His "opinion pieces" consist solely of attacks on the Saudi Crown and he more than likely was a MB agitator and sought to undermine the kingdom.
He got what he had coming.
And the fact that we have GOP warmongers like Miss Lindsey agitating to essentially topple the main power keeping Iran, ISIS, the MB and host of other terrorist groups under control is a telling in itself.
A lot of people want to blow up the middle east at the very moment it seems that we are getting a lid on it to the extent we can.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (kT3/m)
And Native Americans are actually a vote Democrats can't afford to lose, I would think you'd really see some tepid turnout if they knew a white woman was taking "their" benefits to further her career.
Posted by: Blago at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (UfkIY)
Trump will give this subject up right after they do. War of attrition. He refuses to let them write the narrative.
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (yZx9I)
Absolutely right. Keep throwing those jabs, looking for the opening to land a knockout right hook.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (4ZE6o)
Nonsense ... I can think of several Left-of-Center women by whom I could be pursuaded ... using a variety of "arguments".
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:29 PM (vbJig)
If only PDT was pimp enough to somehow have Acosta held responsible (and solely responsible) for Khashoggi.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (F4u7C)
She's whiter than an Obama campaign staff.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (G5IFy)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (qM84C)
There are people out there that actually believe that! I had to unfollow a popular interior designer on Instagram recently bc she adores Obama. There were quite a few anti-O comments to my surprise, but the number of people who claimed that Trump was reaping success from Obama's policies was dumbfounding!! WTAF??
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne - lurkikng since 2007 at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (qwZRU)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 16, 2018 01:42 PM (0OmEj)
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Watching people pretend to be Trump is the best. Remember Little Marco's comedy cringe fest? It's either in you or it ain't.
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:42 PM (yZx9I)
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No chance Hillary was driving, no license.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:42 PM (MyW/k)
that was tough.
Posted by: willow at October 16, 2018 01:42 PM (dPd5y)
She couldn't manage say be a Blackfoot or Flathead now could she?
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (sgZqZ)
That he's in the WHITE HOUSE makes this timeline maybe the best possible timeline....
...at least until the timeline where I have a fembot shows up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (xJa6I)
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
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Let me see if I have this straight: someone who is paid to be a sperm receptacle for movies is complaining because someone objectified her? Have I got that right?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (qC1Sy)
Over at GP, video of Hillary's Scooby van arriving at an event for Creep Menendez...and the van crashes into a cement pillar!!!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:40 PM (AzW6q)
I know. A guy can dream.
But you're presupposing that the DNA tests are 1) actually valid, and 2) have no margin of experimental error - unlike every other scientific measurement ever made.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (YqDXo)
247
The Associated Press
@AP
President Trump lashes out at Sen. Warren over DNA test results she
released indicating she has Native American heritage, and he says her
claims are "a scam and a lie" despite her proof.
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Well, thanks for clearing that up.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Thanks for that wafer thin analysis there AP.
Talk to any geneticists or statisticians about the value of her 1/1024% chance of NA heritage?
Bunch of cheerleaders for a fake Indian, stealing racial preferences from real POC.
How do you sleep at night?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (ymnmz)
Stormy Daniels
@StormyDaniels
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
This needs a fisking.
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence,
>Your frivolous suit got dismissed, your attempt at reviving your slutty career through this slander has led to empty venues, yet he's incompetent?
hatred of women
>Hatred of people who try to slander him. Amazing.
and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN!
>You sound like a concerned Republican who thinks he should show more restraint.
And perhaps a penchant for bestiality.
>Rather, isn't the reason he didn't sleep with you due to his aversion for bestiality?
Game on, Tiny.
>As if she'd know that. Tiny is her tits before the silicone implants.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: willow at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (dPd5y)
Lotta Tribes from Oklahoma country.
Some so obscure that you might be able to pull a stunt like this off.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (qC1Sy)
C'mon, she's a virgin.
In her left ear, anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (YqDXo)
Nonsense ... I can think of several Left-of-Center women by whom I could be pursuaded ... using a variety of "arguments".
So can I. The only thing is, I can be somewhat stubborn at times...but I usually listen to reason.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (YqrJd)
Posted by: Timon"
Uh oh. Was Tommy Vietor driving?
Speaking of that a-hole, I se HBO gave a show to those smug Obama bro douchebags. Another show with smug, urban leftosts. Very original.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (OD2ni)
The Supreme Court is going to consider a discrimination case against Harvard by Asians.
Roberts, Breyer, Kagan and Gorsuch all attended Harvard and presumably benefitted from the allegedly discriminatory admissions policies of Harvard.
Shouldn't they be recused from hearing the case?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (vbJig)
_________________
The DNA databases don't have Native or American Indian genetic material to test against, because the tribes have refused to contribute their DNA to the databases.
So instead of testing Warren's sample against known American Indian samples, they instead tested it against the samples donated by other indigenous peoples, including Mexicans, Colombians, and Peruvians.
So the minuscule amount of non-white DNA they found in Warren's sample may or may not be from an American Indian. It could be she has a Mexican, or Colombian, or Peruvian ancestor somewhere way back in her history. We just don't know.
The only thing we do know is that she is overwhelmingly (99.9%) caucasian, of European descent.
And that means that there is no way her mother was part Cherokee and Delaware, unless by "part" you mean less than 1/100th of a percent.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (fqUgw)
OMG!
Over at GP, video of Hillary's Scooby van arriving at an event for Creep Menendez...and the van crashes into a cement pillar!!!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (vg8iE)
No Way!
OMG
Was Cheech driving it?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (ymnmz)
so you must be over 29
Posted by: willow at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (dPd5y)
Seemed batshit crazy to me......and yes. I'm well over 29.
Posted by: Sponge at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (F4u7C)
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (2LelM)
Keep yer hand on it, Horde.
creep out
Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: willow at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (dPd5y)
Cherokee dad took Delaware slave girl, made big whampum and out came Snowcahontas.
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (+LunL)
He could have some Spaniard in him.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (yQpMk)
1. Everything bad under Obama was Bush's fault.
2. Everything good under Obama was Obama's doing.
3. Everything good under Trump was also Obama's doing.
4.And everything bad under Trump is Trump's fault.
Got it?
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (yZx9I)
260 And of course the Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief has also
said in an interview that he has had his own DNA test and will release
that soon.
Posted by: Brian Lee Chadwell at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (BfOXk)
Oh please, God, please, please, please, let Trump have more Indian blood than Warren.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:39 PM (YqDXo)
****Saying a prayer to St. Patrick, my patron saint, right now, on this.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (Fb9aZ)
OK, you're part Indian? Did you want a cookie?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
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Ah, but that is the most hilarious (and pathetic) thing of all, the way Penn and Harvard hired her, the way they were so proud and excited to have an Injun on their faculty, the way it mattered soooooo much to them.
This, my friends, is your ruling class!
And they are literally ridiculous.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (Rxduq)
Over at GP, video of Hillary's Scooby van arriving at an event for Creep Menendez...and the van crashes into a cement pillar!!!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2018 01:43 PM (vg8iE)
Did a lot of clowns spill out in a comical fashion?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lonely Gloat-herd at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Octopussy at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (7q1jA)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Speaking of lack of self-control on Twitter, did you see the series of rants by Fauxcahontas? Next she's moving on to find who ate the strawberries.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: willow at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (dPd5y)
"Hillary's Van plowed into a column while she was leaving an event for
Menendez. Too fucking funny...https://tinyurl.com/y9vd6tpa
Posted by: Timon"
Uh oh. Was Tommy Vietor driving?
Speaking of that a-hole, I se HBO gave a show to those smug Obama
bro douchebags. Another show with smug, urban leftosts. Very original.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (OD2ni)
Fcuking Bollards!!!
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (ymnmz)
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That was a popular theory about 25 years ago when being Green was a thing. "Us nature-destroying monkey boys even did it back in the Ice Age!" The theory got holes knocked in it mainly for 3 reasons.
1. Logic that a few thousand people traveling on foot and armed mainly with hand or thrown weapons could not destroy tens of thousands of animals per year.
2. Verification in the geological record that most (not all) of the large herbivores AND large carnivores all went extinct in the same 2,000 year period following some sort of abrupt climate shift in 10,000 BC that radically changed the landscape.
3. Pursuant to #, that climate shift also resulted in the disappearance of the primitive peoples (Clovis culture) then living in North America. The Folsom culture that replaced it show up after a gap of millennia.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (yZx9I)
Some so obscure that you might be able to pull a stunt like this off.
Posted by: garrett"
The dude that played Chief Wild Eagle on F Troop was more Indian than Pow Wow Liz.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Fritz at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: sarahW at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (g1vnC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
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As long as the "game" is called "Chapter 13 bankruptcy and receivership and still being on the hook for punitive damages anyway" Stormy will whip Trump's ass, hands down.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (Zxy5I)
Posted by: The Horta at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (yQpMk)
Unless she switched into the drivers seat shortly before for the crash for a photo/video moment of her triumphantly opening the door and arriving.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
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Where? I looked but it was all from a couple days ago.
Posted by: ... at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (yZx9I)
Thanks for that wafer thin analysis there AP.
Talk to any geneticists or statisticians about the value of her 1/1024% chance of NA heritage?
Please to be noting the complete and total absence of those number thingys in AP's reportage.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (HaL55)
Now, she's doing it again?
What a useless piece of trash.
And, no, Stormy, don't hold yourself out as the champion of women's rights.
They want nothing to do with you.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SoS John Kerry at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (vCX3q)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lonely Gloat-herd at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (xPJvm)
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No, but her smug ass is shown stepping out like nothing happened.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (vg8iE)
And now we have the AP claiming that the possibility of one Indian ancestor eight generations back is proof of Indianess (a position so extreme that the Nazis would blush) and a washed-up, clapped-out porn star making fun of the sitting president's pecker size - both in the same day.
I give up. "Peak Weird" doesn't exist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: pahound at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (kG66/)
Speaking of stupid Harvard tricks, here's a question for the Horde:
The Supreme Court is going to consider a discrimination case against Harvard by Asians.
Roberts, Breyer, Kagan and Gorsuch all attended Harvard and
presumably benefitted from the allegedly discriminatory admissions
policies of Harvard.
Shouldn't they be recused from hearing the case?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (vbJig)
That's a lot of Havahd.
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (ymnmz)
Shouldn't they be recused from hearing the case?
Kagan was Dean of Harvard Law School.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (W+vEI)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/310439/
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (mCMQ5)
There is no PROOF.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (SFIp6)
gonna be an early night in November ... Red Wave ....
Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (Zxy5I)
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Over at GP, video of Hillary's Scooby van arriving at an event for Creep Menendez...and the van crashes...
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Did she run into another election?
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (vCX3q)
OK, you're part Indian? Did you want a cookie?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (YqDXo)
How about a tenured professorship and a Senate seat? Is that too much for a little Indian girl that grew up on the reservation too ask for?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (vCX3q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (I2dne)
"Peak Weird" will be the moment right before the Normies finally decide that being a Weirdo is a Capital Offense.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (UnA8+)
>>Did a lot of clowns spill out in a comical fashion?
Just one.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (/tuJf)
The Foster Brooks of Presidential Politics.
Cue Yakkity Sax
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (G5IFy)
Hillary was hitting the mimosas hard this morning.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (sgZqZ)
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it moves her up the victim hierarchy on parity with Kamala Harris.
That's the real reason.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (fgU6C)
Posted by: You Know Who at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (fqUgw)
Or it could just be experimental error, which is my guess. This stuff is not like measuring the Rydberg constant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (YqDXo)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/310439/
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (mCMQ5)
Picking a fight with the MEN who built everything, and discovered most everything...
Oh, and have protected you from nature until you no longer think you need said protection.
OK then...
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (NgKpN)
Stormy Daniels
@StormyDaniels
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to
his...umm...shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred
of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a
penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Hehehehe Penis sizes according to girlfriends:
Just Met: Medium
After First Sex: XXL
In Love: Legendary
After Breakup: Very Small
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (QLvwG)
My mom dropped a bombshell on me this morning as I took her to the airport. She attends a call in prayer meeting twice a week.
The pastor says he talks to God and God tells him that Hillary eats
the flesh of young children and the left is soooo hung up on abortion
because Roe v. Wade was for the sacrificing of babies to some Satanic
overlord......
I didn't know what to say.....
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>> "Redirect her to Q 8/chan . . . what could happen?"--Posted by: unintended consequences...
What could happen would be the equivalent of unloading a dump truck full of Miracle-Gro on her conspiracy theory.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (Mzfv5)
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (MAstk)
The idea that 1% of your ancestors gives you a legal advantage in hiring (and companies can actually be penalized for not implementing these policies) will probably be the exclamation point to finally ending it.
Had Republicans had any courage they would have ran against Affirmative Action a long time ago.
Posted by: Blago at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: wooga at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (nFFqu)
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
it is clear that the unicode committee still has much work before it.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (NmR1a)
That's the real reason.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (fgU6C)
I don't care about Kameltoe's ethnicity either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (ZTWVa)
I'll never learn.
*dabs mouthful of stroganoff from keyboard*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Lonely Gloat-herd at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (xPJvm)
Wait till all the stories start dribbling out about her a ol' willie in San Fran and other places.
Did I say dribbling?
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (+LunL)
Posted by: paleRider at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (fqUgw)
Or it could just be experimental error, which is my guess. This stuff is not like measuring the Rydberg constant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (YqDXo)
Paolo's Great Great Great Great Grandfather?
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (dZe7J)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (6qErC)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/310439/
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (mCMQ5)
++++++++
Funded by a $1.8 million grant from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control, the experimental project is led by Cornell University researcher Janis Whitlock, and hopes to explore if "early intervention" can help reduce toxic and unhealthy masculinity in boys.
Our tax dollars at work. I hope these people have no toxic men around to defend them when needed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Kamela Harris at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (vCX3q)
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 16, 2018 01:46 PM (ymnmz)
Nevermind the Bollards! Here Comes the Hillarizer!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (hLRSq)
I'm not sure; Kamala is Mocha Mafia. I think that's higher on the grievance scale than Smallpox Blanket.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (ivz1L)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (ZTWVa)
Talk about the defendant's penis!
Makes things better every time.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:47 PM (fA1SL)
Harcourt Fenton Mudd! Have you been drinking again?
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (6qErC)
That's the real reason.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (fgU6C)
I don't care about Kameltoe's ethnicity either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Obviously the target audience is dem voters, which of course, doesn't include you.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (xoGHA)
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Did she run into another election?
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (pMGkg)
Obviously a vicious attack by a right-wing bollard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (YqDXo)
If he wants, the only way out for her will be to accept the cold embrace of the grave.
Why the fuck would she antagonize him further? She's gotta have a sub-90 IQ.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (AzW6q)
Not a new revelation, I realize, but a true one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (mCMQ5)
https://twitter.com/MattGraver2/status/1052014941463617537
Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (W+vEI)
That Concrete Piling owed me a favor.
Posted by: Glass Ceiling at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Braenyard at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (+LunL)
It's all pink on the inside, big boy!--Lizzie "Crazy Talk' Warren.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (3sjI6)
It codified the idea that the one drop rule was a valid measure of a person.
A long standing position of the Democrat Party.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Ghost of 2008 Inauguration at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (yQpMk)
were so proud and excited to have an Injun on their faculty, the way it
mattered soooooo much to them.This, my friends, is your ruling class!
And they are literally ridiculous."Posted by: Margarita DeVille
and they did no due diligence, they didn't care if she was faking it. They were heap plenty content to have a fake, that was willing to lie for them.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (Cus5s)
Next stop, Ithaca!
Posted by: Harry Reid at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (nFFqu)
Or some dude was doing like the German guy, and contaminating the entire lot.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (6qErC)
I won't know enough to formulate an opinion on this subject until I hear what Ward Churchill has to say.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (yQpMk)
Thank you to the Cherokee Nation for revealing that Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, is a complete and total Fraud!
There is iron in the words of Two Scoops for all Cerokee to see, and so there is iron in your words of MAGA.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (RD7QR)
The first half of that video is the Left picking on and bullying the GOP for decades. The second half is Trump, picking up the Left and bodyslamming it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lJ2jv3a-bY
Just as in the video, the Left, staggering around with broken bones, has no idea what hit them. They have never encountered a victim who fights back against their bullying.
Watching Trump in action is as emotionally satisfying as watching that bully comeuppance video.
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Your Friendly Local Butchery at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (vCX3q)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (ivz1L)
And we are paying for this shit.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (T71PA)
+++++++
I went to school there. I do not recommend visiting. The Finger Lakes region is beautiful, but I'd swing wide around Tompkins County.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: illiniwek
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Fake is now preferred to authentic starting with . . . Bruce Jenner
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (oiiTN)
Or some dude was doing like the German guy, and contaminating the entire lot.
She might have just have sucked off an Indian the day before the mouth swab.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Elizzy Borden, Axe Specialist at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (G5IFy)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (ffWPP)
Over at GP, video of Hillary's Scooby van arriving at an event for Creep Menendez...and the van crashes...
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Did she run into another election?
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (pMGkg)
Obviously a vicious attack by a right-wing bollard.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (YqDXo)
If the stories of her contempt for her staff, can you imagine the vitriol that came out of that sewer she calls a mouth?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Cherokee dad at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Chicago's Finest Ex-President at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (vCX3q)
Money well-spent. /sarc
I thought the CDC was there to fight disease, not promote leftist agitprop.
Speaking of toxic masculinity, a liberal acquaintance's daughter is a flaming dyke who rants about toxic masculinity. I can't figure out where she's ever encountered any, since her father and brother are about as masculine as Pee Wee Herman, and she obviously doesn't date men.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (AzW6q)
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When you consider how many more dignified ways there are to trade vagina for financial security...
porn stars are probably the dumbest of the desperate.
Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (76Nxz)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (ZTWVa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM (AzW6q)
I have a theory ...
... when are we Men the dumbest ? Easy - whenever we have a hard-on ... because a crucial amount of blood is diverted from the brain.
Stormy's circulatory system has to sustain those tits 24/7/365.
Do the math.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (5zvyt)
Maybe daddy's parents, who knew Lizzy's mommy because they had lived in the same neighborhood where she grew up, disliked the woman their son married because they thought she was a slut?
Little Lizzie's parents probably wouldn't want to explain that to their kids, so instead they just invented a story about granny and grandpa not liking mommy because they thought mommy was an 'Injun, and they just don't like 'Injuns.
That makes mommy look like a hero, and the grandparents look like nasty bigots (which was probably okay with mommy).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 01:58 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Cherokee dad at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM (tqyrn)
**********
wut?! wut?!
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at October 16, 2018 01:58 PM (vCX3q)
Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at October 16, 2018 01:58 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Elizzy Cum-In-Hair at October 16, 2018 01:58 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:58 PM (sgZqZ)
Whoa, plenty trolling from Sun in His Hair. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (RD7QR)
Yao. He laughs, and the People laugh, and even the mountains smile with him.
Pouting Milk goes to her tipi to chew leather with a sour mouth.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)
NPR is covering for her... no mention of percent native DNA, just *some*.
So they didn't mention anything that included those number thingys either?
Hmmm. Could a pattern be developing? Stay tuned.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (HaL55)
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They're just working up to it. Eventually they'll hit upon the same solution the scandi's hit on for down's syndrome.
Completely unhinged.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (oiiTN)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (RD7QR)
Hmmm.... I think his Indian name would have to be...
Scalp too big to take.
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Iron from a recently re-started Republic Steel foundry in Ohio.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (oiNtH)
Our hero Bugs and an Indian have been at each other.
Indian Chief is on fire -
Hmmm, smells like Mohican burning.
Me last Mohican.
Must be me! Yaaaaaahhhh!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (ZTWVa)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (xJa6I)
This is where the Republicans could play hardball to the applause of the voters. Reduce the next CDC budget by the sum of these type wastes because they clearly don't need to money for their core mission.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (yQpMk)
Each one the size of a bowling ball.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:58 PM (sgZqZ)
So silicone needs blood flow.... the things I learn here...
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (dLiU7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Boomer at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (F8EBp)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 01:56 PM
Sadly, this is likely true, unless they find someone even more marxist without the baggage.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Racial Homeopathy Assn. at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (OLCnA)
Or some dude was doing like the German guy, and contaminating the entire lot.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (6qErC)
Yep. There are SO many sources of error. What controls have been performed? Have the results been replicated?
It's folly to interpret one result that has not been replicated, in this case, by the original lab and then by one or more independent labs, all provided with blinded samples.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (YqDXo)
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She got knocked up and they married quick.
Occam's razor.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (oiiTN)
Posted by: Elizzy Cum-In-Hair at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (6llU4)
Heh.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (MTjB1)
"1/2014 T-rex; the rest is other dinosaurs."
Epic.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (tqyrn)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (n0xeO)
may or may not be from an American Indian. It could be she has a
Mexican, or Colombian, or Peruvian ancestor somewhere way back in her
history. We just don't know.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 01:44 PM (fqUgw)
I used 23me. My results say "Native American/Northern Asian". They can't distinguish between American Indians (north and south) and Asians.
I also have a fairly large grayed out portion of DNA that they can't tell me what it is because they don't have a large enough source pool to be certain. I'm guessing more Native American/Northern Asian.
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (al6UK)
Because Lizzy's mommy and daddy were only married for five months before Lizzy came along?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (ffWPP)
Do the math.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (fyr/6)
I don't think most of Stormy's tits are really part of her system.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (iXQC4)
________________________________________
Senator David Ortiz (R-Massachusetts)
Posted by: Chicago's Finest Ex-President at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Racial Homeopathy Assn.
THREAD WINNER!
Also, hay, wait a minute...
Posted by: Elizzy Cum-In-Hair at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (6llU4)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 01:55 PM (RD7QR)
Hmmm.... I think his Indian name would have to be...
Scalp too big to take.
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 01:59 PM (NgKpN)
Whereas Warren's would have to be "Talking Bull."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (MTjB1)
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Oh, I bet she's weeping. It was NOT supposed to end like this. And I don't think she's got the stones to be an ashtray thrower like the Bollard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (RuIsu)
Women become whores for a reason. It's easy. Take no training (altho good ones do) and pays off more than most jobs they can find.
Pole Dancers think they're smarter than hookers but they're wrong and they get paid less accordingly. Altho they do seem to cross over a lot or intermingle?
And this is because men are visual and sex is really all in the mind.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (2LelM)
There's apparently some limited evidence of horses in the New World as recently as 3000 years ago. Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:00 PM (dLiU7)
TlzictapotlatlicotliChihua (the Dog-God) blew drops of blood from his nose into the dust and a cow ate the little balls of blood-mud, and became Horse.
This is how horses came to be in the Land of the Sun People.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (al6UK)
The Roman Empire.
The Age of Exploration.
The Industrial Revolution.
Men Walking on the Moon.
Unlocking the secrets of the universe, from the sub-microscopic to the cosmic.
99.9% of everything that has ever been invented or built.
Thank God for Toxic Masculinity.
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (c+2jX)
Do the math.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (fyr/6)
I don't think most of Stormy's tits are really part of her system.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (iXQC4)
She shares the load with Dow Chemical.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (YqDXo)
Our tax dollars at work. I hope these people have no toxic men around to defend them when needed.
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Meanwhile, this weekend I saw an inordinately high amount of starving/sick children in Africa commercials. Normally I can watch those and not be bothered, but this time they upset me.
I then started thinking about the millions squandered on this shit as well as "why lesbians are fat," and "why lesbians are are alcoholics" studies and wondered how many of those unfortunate children could be helped with that money.
I hope these filthy leftists all burn in Hell for their vanity.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (y/9Rl)
Posted by: Ghost of 2008 Inauguration at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (vbJig)
It's a phallic thing. You wouldn't understand if you're not gay or feminist.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (MTjB1)
They're on the warpath over there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (iXQC4)
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (vCX3q)
that they can't tell me what it is because they don't have a large
enough source pool to be certain. I'm guessing more Native
American/Northern Asian.
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (al6UK)
Trying to fill that source pool as quick as I can. Even I need to recharge the batteries once in a while.
Posted by: Peter North at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (MxEKc)
This is how horses came to be in the Land of the Sun People.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)
It's science!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ktgreat at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (n0xeO)
Trump is ACE!!!!!
Omg omg omg omg.
Now we know what Ace needs anonymity so much.
Half the commenters must be secret service agents.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM (sgZqZ)
Not a new revelation, I realize, but a true one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 01:53 PM
He continually stays inside their OODA loop.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM (ctuyM)
And they're relying on individual reports to make the associations. That's why I laugh at the "I'm German" adverts - they have no f'ing clue...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM (6qErC)
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No. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Grey means you are an alien. Grey alien. Is your forehead a fivehead? Eyes a bit bulgy? Hankering for earth women? Now you know why.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM (fOO6d)
Posted by: Ripley at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (MxEKc)
"We need combine Stormy Daniel's horseface with Chuck Schumer to assemble an entire horse."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM (YqDXo)
What is it with Democrats and Pillars?
Posted by: Ghost of 2008 Inauguration at October 16, 2018 01:54 PM (vbJig)
It's a phallic thing. You wouldn't understand if you're not gay or feminist.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (3sjI6)
So someone should put a #MeToo sign up on that pillar
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM (jxbfJ)
That's nothing compared to the stuff the Navajo believe.
NTTATWWT
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 02:05 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2018 02:05 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2018 02:05 PM (vCX3q)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 02:01 PM (MTjB1)
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Oh, I bet she's weeping. It was NOT supposed to end like this. And I don't think she's got the stones to be an ashtray thrower like the Bollard.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
She's in a safe place, like Biden is in Delaware. They should be ideal places to start from, because they can take risks without their base abandoning them.
Such an arrangement also allows total idiots to reign supreme in a small pond.
Let's play, "guess which this is?"
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 16, 2018 02:05 PM (tqyrn)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/310439/
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (mCMQ5)
It's too bad that social engineering was only discovered in the 20th century.
If only people discovered and documented rigorous procedures in the 19th century to produce docile negroes and submissive women, we wouldn't have to deal with BLM and pussy-hatters today.
Note: I'm just being satirical in order to point out leftist hypocrisy. They think social engineering is moral except when it reduces their power. My take is that it's *always* dehumanizing and immoral.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 02:05 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (2LelM)
Ask him if his name in telephone conversations is Joe.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:05 PM (RD7QR)
Blue wave? @NBCNews finds Democratic voter registrations at same level as past election cycles.
Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (MAstk)
Are you saying the when Sarah Palin said she could see Russia she was just referring to a time in history when Asians could walk to America?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (JFO2v)
FYI, P.N. is another of our esteemed Canadian Commenters, Horde.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (ErJlX)
Because they eat too much, and drink too much, because they're maladjusted.
Where are my millions?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 02:02 PM (iXQC4)
Just as real as, say, a Little Debbie Star Crunch.
Both of which are fantastic.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (fyr/6)
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)
you are an alien. Grey alien. Is your forehead a fivehead? Eyes a
bit bulgy? Hankering for earth women? Now you know why.
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM (fOO6d)
I do have a fivehead!!! I do not hanker for earth women. Earth men, yes. (I'm a girl gnome.) No bulging eyes...
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (al6UK)
But there is also such a thing as toxic femininity.
If you are going to address one, you should address the other.
(Yeah, I know. It's masculinity itself they have a problem with, not toxicity.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Elizabeth "Woo Woo" Warren at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
She's in a safe place, like Biden is in Delaware.
Posted by: Blue Hen
Foxwood's?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (hAdu/)
I then started thinking about the millions squandered on this shit as well as "why lesbians are fat," and "why lesbians are are alcoholics" studies and wondered how many of those unfortunate children could be helped with that money.
I hope these filthy leftists all burn in Hell for their vanity.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 16, 2018 02:03 PM (y/9Rl)
Yup.... and some on our side as well.
Turning food, into fuel, when we have more than enough fuel without it... is IMO Evil.
We only have a limited amount of water and arable land to grow food.
That the Ethanol mandate has not been killed, shows that those in DC who are supposed to be on our side, are clueless.
Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (NgKpN)
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I then started thinking about the millions squandered on this shit as
well as "why lesbians are fat," and "why lesbians are are alcoholics"
studies
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Because they eat too much, and drink too much, because they're maladjusted.
Where are my millions?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM
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I knew it. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 02:04 PM
Omaha!
Posted by: P. Manning at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (ctuyM)
This is where the Republicans could play hardball to the applause of the voters. Reduce the next CDC budget by the sum of these type wastes because they clearly don't need to money for their core mission.
Or they could just cancel the grant since they discovered its highly biased anti-male sexist nature.
Which is illegal, isn't it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (iwUO9)
She never said that.
Tina Fey did and so it went into leftist mythology.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (sgZqZ)
But they dress in a very practical fashion: Red Wings, cuffed dungarees, nondescript man-shirt, buzz cut, John Denver glasses, scowl.
That's the look of someone ready to make the thing that holds the oil that oils the ring that works the thingamabob that's going to win the war.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Both of which are fantastic.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (fyr/6)
I have no idea what that is. I don't think I want to know ...
As to Stormy, I wouldn't call her a horseface, myself. I think she was pretty hot when she was younger and she seems to have made a good choice with the plastic tits.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (iXQC4)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (Rxduq)
Along with most women's sports - best to just shit-can it all at once and be done with the whole mess.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (fyr/6)
I'm sorry, but Don is up there in the stratosphere with Mr. Anka and Mr. Rich in terms of artful insults.
This guy is amazing.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (kcPMi)
On the other hand, I don't actually care.
Posted by: Psycho Cyclops at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (y2VmW)
Oh, I bet she's weeping. It was NOT supposed to end like this. And I
don't think she's got the stones to be an ashtray thrower like the
Bollard.
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How bad is it? Even The Onion is mocking her.
Posted by: junior at October 16, 2018 02:12 PM (dLiU7)
It would be fun to have a statue made of her as a cigar-store Indian. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2018 02:09 PM (iwUO9)
Yes. Waaaay overlarge. Out of plastic. Installed in Central Park.
Jeff Koons, call your office.
Posted by: Zod at October 16, 2018 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)
Occam's razor.
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I don't know. I just know that when parents make up a story to their kids (assuming that they did, and that Warren's not lying about that part too), there is usually a reason for it.
What that reason was, is anybody's guess. But apparently Warren's paternal grandparents had some reason for not liking Warren's mother. I've seen a photo of Warren's mother, and she doesn't look like an Indian. She had dark hair, but so do millions of other white European-descended women.
We know Warren's parents grew up in the same neighborhood in Oklahoma. They lived just a few houses away from each other, so they probably knew each other's families pretty well. Was there some sort of family feud between the two families ("they borrowed our lawn mower and never returned it, the nasty thieves!"), or was it something else? Who knows?
The only thing we do know for sure is that Warren's mother was not an Indian.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 02:13 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: G. Gnome
Bingo. That's because Native Americans ARE North Asians -- who walked across the frozen Bering Strait (or kayaked along its icy shoreline) during the last couple Ice Ages.
Some of those North Asians walked eastward and accidentally discovered the Americas, But others of those same North Asians migrated westward, and at various periods in history invaded Eastern Europe (under various names -- the Khanate, the Huns, the Mongols, etc.), where a lotta raping went on. North Asian DNA can now be found in many Eastern European populations, as a result. Then in historical times, European peoples did a lot of migrated and resettling and mixing up, both in Europe and after moving to America. As a consequence of all this, IT IS ENTIRELY COMMON FOR A "WHITE" PERSON TO HAVE SOME "NORTH ASIAN" DNA way way back in the lineage, WITHOUT HAVING ANY CONNECTION TO NATIVE AMERICANS.
Elizabeth Warren's test proves absolutely nothing, except maybe that her great great great x12 grandmother got raped by a Mongol horseman back in some Germanic village.
Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2018 02:13 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Psycho Cyclops at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (y2VmW)
Certainly not even close to enough to be identified as an Indian anywhere, let alone to round out bean-counting among Ivy League staff.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 02:14 PM (iXQC4)
Are these held in Tijuana, Mexico perchance?
when I was a sailor....
Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (vCX3q)
On the other hand, I don't actually care.
Posted by: Psycho Cyclops at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (y2VmW)
So, Native Mexican Injun, Native Central American, or Native South American is equivalent to Native American? He sounds like a lib to me.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (3sjI6)
We only have a limited amount of water and arable land to grow food.
No we don't. There is plenty of both everywhere.
The biggest obstacles to well-managed growth are Progressive Democrats who want more and more oppressive government that stifles the economy with needless and expensive rules and regulations.
See TFG's Reign of Error for further information.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 02:15 PM (HaL55)
Suck it losers.
Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2018 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Motown daydrunk, bing bing bong at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (951Yv)
Cornell University teams up with Planned Parenthood to fight "masculinity" in boys as young as 12
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/310439/
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 01:48 PM (mCMQ5)
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Funded by a $1.8 million grant from the U.S. Centers for Disease
Control, the experimental project is led by Cornell University
researcher Janis Whitlock, and hopes to explore if "early intervention"
can help reduce toxic and unhealthy masculinity in boys.
Our tax dollars at work. I hope these people have no toxic men around to defend them when needed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 01:52 PM (I2dne)
Hey how bout a title 9 lawsuit that claims there is no comparable program to climate unhealthy toxic femininity from girls as young as 12.
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (ymnmz)
Both of which are fantastic.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 02:07 PM (fyr/6)
I have no idea what that is. I don't think I want to know ...
As to Stormy, I wouldn't call her a horseface, myself. I think she was pretty hot when she was younger and she seems to have made a good choice with the plastic tits.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 02:11 PM (iXQC4)
Yeah. Like a lot of strippers and porn stars, they may be nice, nice to look at, great in the sack...but they aren't anyone you want to hook yourself to long term.
Same with one of my AFTs, Nina Hartley. Hot, sexy, smart even. But a hard core socialist.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (xJa6I)
Society of Mayflower Descendants. I always knew that we were directly
related to both Myles Standish and John Alden but my sister found it all
on one of those geneology sites and I want to join. Anyone?
Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:50 PM (G5IFy)
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I have my lineage traced back (without DNA evidence only records) to the Mayflower. Never been interested in it that much. Now, I'm 29, I might get interested.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2018 02:20 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Fee Waybill, bon vivant/iron man at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (951Yv)
- The AP
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Average Jen at October 16, 2018 02:26 PM (nB9mo)
Just watch any late night host and you will see and hear the most sophomoric bits masquerading as comedy. On second thought, don't.
Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2018 02:31 PM (oiNtH)
Politically, I don't disagree with you. Dna tests can't tell, for instance, if her ancestor was really Cherokee or some other tribe (and unquestionably she herself is not Cherokee). I'm not a fan of her, or the stupid South Park DNA and Me identity politics, but if an actual expert (Razib Khan not Tom Nichols) points out the claim she is less native American than most whites is wrong, I'm inclined to respect his judgment.
Posted by: Psycho Cyclops at October 16, 2018 02:37 PM (y2VmW)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at October 16, 2018 02:52 PM (YpRda)
Posted by: tired of politics as way of life at October 16, 2018 02:53 PM (Wa5hI)
That's our friend Liawatha Spreading Bull. Of course she now is also the title of another Loudermilk tune "Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road".
Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 16, 2018 03:42 PM (kcPMi)
I am dressing as SONNY BONO...drum beat DUMB BEAT...HARVARD NA GEELA ho ho ho.
Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 04:09 PM (5IHGB)
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