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Oh, Fuck Off, DaintyBois:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:04 PM




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1 Yay!

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:05 PM (3HNOQ)

2 first

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:05 PM (VhKw6)

3 dangit

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:05 PM (VhKw6)

4 Thats neigh funny right there!

Posted by: Defenestratus at October 16, 2018 12:05 PM (kI/3T)

5 This Trump guy, he fights.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (9Om/r)

6 That was a rare win.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (mpXpK)

7 Oh boy. I can hear the feminists screaming about this already.

Posted by: Mike at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (swJ7s)

8 Sweet!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (0tfLf)

9 Who is horseface?

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (3HNOQ)

10 The libs are going to go so over the top to pimp this whore.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (VhKw6)

11 And "comedians" tell us this guy killed comedy?

Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (76Nxz)

12 ...aaaand he gets Texas pumped up for voting as well as farting in his enemies' direction at the same time.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (c1VpD)

13 Love the guy ... but really wish he didn't use terms like horseface. Why give the fake media a chance to run with a throwaway comment like that for 24 hours ... when there's so much winning we should be talking about and celebrating?

I know many will disagree, but ...

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (HB5Gm)

14 This just in: Stormy's Lawyer files suit against Trump claiming he is at least a second rate lawyer!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)

15 Imagine if Bush W had this kind of fight.

Admittedly, he's been exposed as a globalist phony liberal, but still.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (72PAC)

16 I really cannot believe we are going to blow up the middle east again over A FUCKING "JOURNALIST"


FUCK YOU GRAHAM FUCK YOU SASSE!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (kT3/m)

17 Personally, I love it. I'm his base. And it makes his enemies crazy so win-win.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (jUVms)

18 Who is horseface?


Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (3HNOQ)


Stormy Daniels. She is supposedly 39 or 40? Damnnn she got more miles on her than the space shuttle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (9Om/r)

19 Avennati - the Zoidberg of lawyering, but without the charm and charisma

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (fA1SL)

20 Hey, they can't all be gems....But it would be nice to have one.

Posted by: DNC at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (tqyrn)

21


I did now know that Sarah Jessica Parker was involved in the Stormy Daniels affair.


What did she do?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (HaL55)

22 Horseface?

Why is Trump going after John Kerry?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (0mP7b)

23 Is anyone in this thread concerned yet?


Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (pMGkg)

24 damn, I eat lunch and just make top 20

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (8D42x)

25 What's the Texas angle? Is that where the ol' dried up spooge-sponge lives?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (AzW6q)

26 That's Senator Horseface.

Posted by: Caligula at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (hqZPQ)

27 Which horseface is he referring to?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (+KUWZ)

28 >>Love the guy ... but really wish he didn't use terms like horseface. Why give the fake media a chance to run with a throwaway comment like that for 24 hours ... when there's so much winning we should be talking about and celebrating?


Well, it's preferable to them trying to foment a Middle Eastern Conflict because some Muslim Brotherhood / WaPo Stooge got Hassan Slap-Chopped.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (ax1SH)

29 The reason that Avenatti did such a laughable job is because Stormy Daniels is a public figure. The threshold for criticizing a public figure is very high in a claim of defamation.

No way was she going to win this case.

He's just an incredibly lousy attorney.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (vbJig)

30 27 Which horseface is he referring to?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (+KUWZ)

Duh.

Posted by: Mr. Ed at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (72PAC)

31 Ace is up early this afternoon!

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (ax1SH)

32 @13 was concerned

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (VhKw6)

33 And heads are exploding over this "insult." Forget that she described him in less than attractive terms in her "book."

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (O2RFr)

34 Next: Trump tweets that the prof prairie crab should have studied harder to pass her DNA test.

Posted by: Tweets from the Future at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (tqyrn)

35 Love the guy ... but really wish he didn't use terms like horseface. Why give the fake media a chance to run with a throwaway comment like that for 24 hours ... when there's so much winning we should be talking about and celebrating?

I know many will disagree, but ...
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (HB5Gm)

I get your point. But are the libs and the media really going to go to the, uh, mattresses to defend Stormy's sacred honor?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (NFEMn)

36 I don't know why he's calling her a horseface. I know what a horseface is. Sarah Jessica Parker. John F'n Kerry. Stormy Daniels is a lot of things, but she doesn't have a horseface.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (mQ0Mc)

37 23 Is anyone in this thread concerned yet?


Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (pMGkg)

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Hilarious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (jUVms)

38 NAY!

Posted by: Horseface at October 16, 2018 12:09 PM (9KUj4)

39 Stormy Daniels doesn't have a horseface. She may have a loose box and squeakhole, though.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (+KUWZ)

40 Seen at PoliNation:

Trump may be the only person in history to get a refund from a hooker.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I am looking at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (+RmjD)

41 Nowadays, I don't give two f**ks what Trump says to whorish trash.

But I mean that in a nice way.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (jUVms)

42 Willowed:

grammie, carry a LAN cable with you in case you need to hook directly to it. It looks like a large phone cable and will go in that port on the side of your laptop. Check your junk drawer or that box with all the weird computer stuff you never use. I know you've got one.

It will let you hook directly to it and access the HQ so we can walk you through if the sticker isn't on the case.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (83Wfa)

43 Yeowch!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)

44 I think he meant to say whore face

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (O2RFr)

45 39 Stormy Daniels doesn't have a horseface.

Well, she certainly does now.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (Rr52g)

46

Or is it John Fitzgerald Horseface Kerry, the unauthorized yet de facto Ambassador to the Middle East?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (HaL55)

47 We are insulted.

Posted by: Horses at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (NFEMn)

48 Yet another thing Jeb would never have done!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)

49 John Kerry has a lawyer from TX?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Evws/)

50 -
--
Love the guy ... but

--------------------

The Concernatron strikes again!!! Take that AOSHQ!!!

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (pMGkg)

51 Is anyone in this thread concerned yet?



I removed all doubt by making it part of my moniker!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (+KUWZ)

52 How many dicks did she suck today? 23 and me.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (hqZPQ)

53 >>Oh boy. I can hear the feminists screaming about this already.



It's a shame that most of us are tuning them out after going full anger orgy with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

54 44 I think he meant to say whore face
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (O2RFr)

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Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (jUVms)

55 This is the best day of my life!

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (76Nxz)

56 Heh, heh, heh . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (Fz8ov)

57 >>How many dicks did she suck today? 23 and me.


In a row!?

Posted by: That Guy from Clerks at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (ax1SH)

58 Goddam I love Trump.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (H8QX8)

59 The whole purpose of the Daniels case was to get Trump under a subpoena. Remember those halcyon days when CNN had wall to wall Avenatti talking about subpoenaing the president?

And then Trump would be caught in a lie?

And then the Dems could impeach?

Rube Goldberg, eat your heart out.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (vbJig)

60 You drag a feeder full of oats through a trailer park....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (hqZPQ)

61 that sound you hear is the Cuck Navy running to their keyboards to write another in a long line of embarrassing screeds

ahoy!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (RKQ/v)

62 She may have a loose box and squeakhole, though.

+2 points for following the AoS style guide regarding a woman's anatomy

Posted by: IP at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (cn3ZE)

63 53 >>Oh boy. I can hear the feminists screaming about this already.

There is never a time feminists are NOT screaming.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (72PAC)

64 Did you think he would let the mushroom penis remark go unanswered?

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (xPl2J)

65 I think he meant to say whore face
Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (O2RFr)

Good point.

And hen he ended the tweet with "total con", we know what he really meant.
Say "total con" 10X straight....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (NFEMn)

66 Which horseface is he referring to?

++++

You don't know which end of the horse has the face.....?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (6wv+V)

67 I get your point. But are the libs and the media really going to go to the, uh, mattresses to defend Stormy's sacred honor?
Posted by: JoeF



The bunghole MUST be defended!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (0mP7b)

68 He could have just called her "Lying Whore Prostitute Dick-Sucking Anal Tart"

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (9HuGt)

69 Did you think he would let the mushroom penis remark go unanswered?

Tit for tat....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (O2RFr)

70 For every panty waisted pearl clutcher worrying about him using words like "Horseface", there are five supporters who freakin' love it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (BRvh1)

71

Mrs. Ed

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (4mUNO)

72 >>I think he meant to say whore face


The Whore, the Farrier.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (ax1SH)

73 Media focus:
-Skateboarding candidates
-DNA tests that do not prove the point for which they were procured
-"Horseface"

None of which sway voters. The GOAT.

Posted by: 4D CHESS at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (Ig9ZG)

74 Trump is a fighter, but in a way, a more decent man than Obama. Obama would say pleasant things to your face, then slip guns over the border to attack the 2nd Amendment and punish deplorables. He'd talk nice, then sue nuns to force them to fun abortions.

Trump publicly attacks on Twitter, but hasn't actually punished sanctuary states.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (RntpW)

75 36
I don't know why he's calling her a horseface. I know what a horseface
is. Sarah Jessica Parker. John F'n Kerry. Stormy Daniels is a lot of
things, but she doesn't have a horseface.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018

*
*
Wilbur and I know all about horse faces, don't we, Wilbur?

Posted by: Mister Ed at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (Fz8ov)

76 There is never a time feminists are NOT screaming.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (72PAC)

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Statement status: True

They can never be happy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (jUVms)

77 Did you think he would let the mushroom penis remark go unanswered?
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 16, 2018 12:12 PM (xPl2J)

Well, a mushroom "head" is not in and of itself a bad thing......

I denounce myself.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (NFEMn)

78 It doesn't make sense to me. After beating Daniels/Avenati, is he moving on to the next target?

Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (3HNOQ)

79 I saw Anart Tart open for the Butthole Surfers...
then I vomited.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (pMGkg)

80 +2 points for following the AoS style guide regarding a woman's anatomy

Fronthole won't be recognized until 2019.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (+KUWZ)

81 I believe that Trump is enjoying himself at this point.
As well as doing donuts in the Left's front yard.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (cqNba)

82 How about Crusty STD Ass Face?

But I guess that would probably even get the president banned from Twitter...

Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (VpIIl)

83 I wouldn't use the term horseface, but I don't give zero fucks like this guy.

The beauty of him doing this all the time is it forces the media to cover a topic they would otherwise spike, because they can't resist trying to nail him yet again for name calling.

Look at the own goal Warren just scored because he kept calling her pocahontas.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (JlrK5)

84 The covfefe, it burns.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (tVWQB)

85 How insulting. How demeaning.

Trump just lost the horse vote.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (AzW6q)

86 Trump should be more specific, rather than use terms like "horseface." Keep that up and he'll be suing or getting sued by half the Establishment.

Posted by: T at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (2PXwn)

87 New Gallop poll....Yep, she's a horseface.

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (dZe7J)

88 Trump the master has given them another outrage squirrel to chase while he gets more important work done.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (mCMQ5)

89 If a feminist screams in the forest and no one hears?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (9MKXa)

90

I get your point. But are the libs and the media really going to go to the, uh, mattresses to defend Stormy's sacred honor?


That's more than she ever did.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (HaL55)

91 42 grammie, carry a LAN cable with you in case you need
to hook directly to it. It looks like a large phone cable and will go
in that port on the side of your laptop. Check your junk drawer or that
box with all the weird computer stuff you never use. I know you've got
one.



It will let you hook directly to it and access the HQ so we can walk you through if the sticker isn't on the case.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (83Wfa)


My neighbor just came over with her lap top to sign on to my internet. She couldn't get her WiFi ap to work so I connected a cable to the router to connect to her lap top. BION she had no Cat 5e port on her lap top for a direct connect to a modem or router.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (mpXpK)

92 Horse vote?

Jean Francois Cary nor Sarah Jessica was going to vote for him anyway.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (iwiQ1)

93 You'll never see another like Trump.


Enjoy every day.

Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (MAstk)

94 Maybe her next film will involve a thoroughbred breeding farm?

And a groom named Paolo?

And a horse named "Thundertrunk"?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (vbJig)

95 Forheremenaremen:
...really wish he didn't use terms like horseface. Why give the fake media a chance to run with a throwaway comment like that for 24 hours...

Wow. I was laughing and laughing until I read this. Now I'm Deeply Concerned. The media are going to run with this, take down the President, and we'll have Hillary in the Oval Office by the end of the year. Awmigaaww.

Thanks, forhanumannerman.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh mah gumby at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (e6MOU)

96 #60 - thread winner.

Posted by: Mike at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (swJ7s)

97 That's a lot nicer than what I would have called her

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (O2RFr)

98 Look at the concerned new names here already LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (mCMQ5)

99 Is he picking on Sarah Jessica Parker, again?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (cqNba)

100 Neener. Neener. Neener.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

101 89 If a feminist screams in the forest and no one hears?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (9MKXa)

Will she be eaten alive by the pack of wolves?

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (Rr52g)

102 I really hope all the funds that the lefticles sent to her GoFundMe ended up paying PDT's lawyers.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (O7MnT)

103 85 How insulting. How demeaning.

Trump just lost the horse vote.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (AzW6q)

Imagine the chaos if PETA/liberal lunatics ever get animals the right to vote.

Election day would become buffets for the wise among us.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (72PAC)

104 88 Trump the master has given them another outrage squirrel to chase while he gets more important work done.
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (mCMQ5)

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This is entirely true. I love it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (jUVms)

105 Wait- was Sloppy in Bachelor Party, playing the part of the donkey?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (VpIIl)

106 Local talk radio show host Chris Stigall had a hilarious observation. Daniels raised a half million dollars for her legal fees, and mostly Democrats donated through GoFundMe.

Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.

All the man does is win.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (gA69l)

107 We are not amused. Nay, we are not amused at all.

Posted by: Catherine the Great at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (hqZPQ)

108 Trump the master has given them another outrage squirrel to chase while he gets more important work done.
Posted by: steevy


This woman has a divine spark...for which she charges $50 per hour.......what?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (tqyrn)

109 You'll never see another like Trump.





Enjoy every day.

Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (MAstk)

This!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (9Om/r)

110 Is anyone in this thread concerned yet?"

Only the Concerned Christian Conservatives Cooperative of Cooperstown.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (6qErC)

111 BION she had no Cat 5e port on her lap top for a direct connect to a modem or router.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (mpXpK)

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Weird. Apple or Chromebook?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (83Wfa)

112 Ben Sasse is such an uniformed asshole.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)

113 88 Trump the master has given them another outrage squirrel to chase while he gets more important work done.
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:14 PM (mCMQ5)

I always remember that scene in Airplane when all the reporters run into the phone booths and they all fall over.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (Rr52g)

114 Oh noes! It's Horsefacegate! The mid-terms are lost!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (NWiLs)

115 To whom it may concern,
Trump said "horseface".
Obviously, this means we all should vote for socialists.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (pMGkg)

116 >>I think he meant to say whore face


Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

117 Wikipedia claims Horseface is 39. Man, she looks rough for 39.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (9KUj4)

118 >>>Ben Sasse is such an uniformed asshole.



You didn't need the word "uninformed."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (gA69l)

119 Local talk radio show host Chris Stigall had a hilarious observation. Daniels raised a half million dollars for her legal fees, and mostly Democrats donated through GoFundMe.

Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.

All the man does is win.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


All is progressing exactly as we have forseen.

Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (tqyrn)

120 Obviously the two of them did something. The NDA exist(ed) for a reason.

You don't pay someone you don't know a hundred grand plus to hush up something you didn't do. Legally sure she's in trouble, but spinning this as "lying whore" is an insult to common sense.

C'mon, Trump's doing well and getting a lot done, and this isn't taking him down one way or another, but can we be honest with ourselves and admit yeah the dude was seeing a pornstar on the side if we are asked about it? Does it matter enough to be worth defending? Who even cares? :/ Do we have to defend his honor here like he's some chaste, noble storybook character?

Look King David was a manwhore and Scripture regards him as righteous enough for the Lord to imply that David was a man after His own heart. Can we just call a spade a spade here?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (6JL3d)

121 So classy, can't wait for the blue wave!

Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (oyvQI)

122 Local talk radio show host Chris Stigall had a hilarious observation.
Daniels raised a half million dollars for her legal fees, and mostly
Democrats donated through GoFundMe.



Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.


*raises head in shock*

Posted by: Your Ship's Captain, Bill Kristol at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (oVJmc)

123 I removed all doubt by making it part of my moniker!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:11 PM (+KUWZ)




Splitter!

Posted by: People's Front of the Concerned at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (cN2IQ)

124 Ben Sasse is such an uniformed asshole.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)

What did the dick say now?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (9MKXa)

125 Is anyone in this thread concerned yet?"

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Oh we've had the same douche canoe re-socking and re-hashing his concern since this tweet dropped. I've counted three thus far.

Our trolls get crappier by the day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (AzW6q)

126 President Trump must love being himself. Yet another effortless win that the media consider a game ending scandal. In fact, even I would consider it a bit gauche if the media didn't attack it as a slight on a pure maiden.

Seriously, this is amazing stuff.

Posted by: trev006 at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (qbU78)

127 >>You didn't need the word "uninformed."

No, he really is uniformed. He hasn't got a clue what's going on.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (/tuJf)

128 >>>All is progressing exactly as we have forseen.


Yes, my master.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (gA69l)

129 117 Been road hard and put up wet.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (mCMQ5)

130 I'll bet that chick never said "neigh" once in her life.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (VpIIl)

131 she had no Cat 5e port on her lap top for a direct connect to a modem or router."

Number of newish laptops don't have ethernet ports. Had to scrounge up a couple of Amazon Basic USB/ethernet dongles...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (6qErC)

132 Trump will get more votes out of this than he loses. I'd bet money on it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (jUVms)

133 >>Wikipedia claims Horseface is 39. Man, she looks rough for 39.


Rode hard and put away covered in jizz.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (ax1SH)

134 So classy, can't wait for the blue wave!


Heh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (cN2IQ)

135 Rode even LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (mCMQ5)

136 >>Local talk radio show host Chris Stigall had a hilarious observation. Daniels raised a half million dollars for her legal fees, and mostly Democrats donated through GoFundMe.

Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.




"Trump is such a master negotiator he got a hooker to give him a refund!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

137 Ben Sasse telling us what to worry about may be the single most funny thing uttered today.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (+KUWZ)

138 You'll never see another like Trump.

Enjoy every day.

Posted by: HA at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (MAstk)


That's been my take/thoughts/emotions, too. It's a great ride. I can only hope some smart GOPniks, a contradiction in terms I know, would see how to win and it starts by not being nice to the media.

Posted by: RickZ at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (Y8PSl)

139 Re: The Morning Report bad link at

Visa, Mastercard and the War on the Freedom Center [and money laundering for terrorists]

try this one: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7lt7dkq

Posted by: All Ways Late at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (+LunL)

140 Come down and see the show.

Posted by: Tijuana at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (Rr52g)

141
Trump. ''Hey, Little Nicky. Scarface, come over here. Proofread this tweet for me. Too tough?''

Little Nicky: "Nah, boss. Sets just the right tone. Horseface reminds people of what they can wake up sleeping next to in Godfather. You know, the family didn't like that book so much."

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (URwyc)

142 Whoops, sorry.

Autocorrect.

I meant 'Whore Face.'

Posted by: The Fucking President at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (oVJmc)

143 So Stormy Daniels' true form can now be revealed?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya4rsutr

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:19 PM (iwiQ1)

144 Horses are beautiful creatures. To those taking offense at the term "horseface": WHY DO YOU HATE HORSES????

Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (c+2jX)

145 Local talk radio show host Chris Stigall had a hilarious observation.
Daniels raised a half million dollars for her legal fees, and mostly
Democrats donated through GoFundMe.



Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.

*raises head in shock*
Posted by: Your Ship's Captain, Bill Kristol


Imagine Pres Trump boarding that cruise.

Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (tqyrn)

146 >>What did the dick say now?



*SQUIRT*

Posted by: Anthony Wiener at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (ax1SH)

147 >>What did the dick say now?

He still seems to believe the crap that went down during the 2016 election is about Putin.

It would be nice if he did his job and had a clue what happened.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

148 I despise King David. So if that's your sales pitch for letting up on Horseface, no sale.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (9KUj4)

149 In what was a long-planned and heavily produced rollout, Warren on Monday released the results of a DNA test

-
That was the result preparation and long planning?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)

150 Maids' outfits are a kind of uniform.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (Evws/)

151

Yet another thing Jeb would never have done!


As best I can tell, Yeb! has never received a BJ. He's given quite a few, but only to Progressive males. And only in exchange for campaign donations and favorable press articles from NeverTrumpets.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (HaL55)

152 I can't wait 'til Kristol and Boot and Rubin go to bat for Stormy Daniels....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (NFEMn)

153 The best part is that she has to pay him. That is priceless.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (Rr52g)

154 Wikipedia claims Horseface is 39. Man, she looks rough for 39.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (9KUj4)


No kidding, she was born in '79. She looks old enough to where I thought her career peak was in the 70's. She got more miles on her than halley's comet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (9Om/r)

155 Stormy can play Scout to Warren's Tonto.

Posted by: WisRich at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (G0vdT)

156 >>>No, he really is uniformed. He hasn't got a clue what's going on.


I honestly think he does, but he doesn't care. The man was never a conservative, but he played one to get on TV.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (gA69l)

157 Trump - He's a real funny guy! - Tommy DeVito

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (gmo/4)

158
darn we have moved on to sloppy D. I was still enjoying the Runnin Bear schlonging Little White Dove.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (r+sAi)

159 Cases of The Vapors up 65% inside the Beltway.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

160 I despise King David."

Not a big fan either...

/Uriah the Hittite

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (6qErC)

161 Not thrilled with "horseface," but after what Stomy and Avenatti have said about him, it's returning fire.

Will Jake Tapper, who spent part of his show discussing the shape of Trump's penis based on Stromy's book pretend to be shocked at this insult?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

162

I have loved many horses over the years...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (6llU4)

163 Best Infrastructure Week yet!

Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 12:21 PM (oyvQI)

164 >>>Imagine Pres Trump boarding that cruise.




He'd make the cucks walk the plank.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (gA69l)

165 >>Maids' outfits are a kind of uniform.


I have 0 Defense against the French Maid.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (ax1SH)

166 97 That's a lot nicer than what I would have called her
_____________

Yeah, he could have called her a diseased old whore, or something else that's more on point.

She should be happy with horseface.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (fqUgw)

167 Trumps a big meanie... he picks on women!

Posted by: Whiny feminist snow flake at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (O2RFr)

168 China says internment camps are 'free vocational training'...

-
Also weight reduction spas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (+y/Ru)

169 Look at the concerned new names here already LOL

--

I know. They started showing up in the EMT this morning. What cracks me up is that they're apparently unaware they stick out like a sore thumb, are obvious as hell, and think they're having some kind of effect. Heh.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (mQ0Mc)

170 That was the result preparation"

Yes.

There was plan A, B, C, D, E, F, G....

*wait for it*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (6qErC)

171 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (1XAal)

172 Silicone ain't gonna fix that shit, chief.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (m4krs)

173 Local talk radio show host Chris Stigall had a hilarious observation. Daniels raised a half million dollars for her legal fees, and mostly Democrats donated through GoFundMe.

Now those same leftists will be realize their money is going directly to Trump.

*raises head in shock*
Posted by: Your Ship's Captain, Bill Kristol


Imagine Pres Trump boarding that cruise.
Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee


Boarding?

Hell, Trump just bought the cruise line. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (0mP7b)

174 The Concernatron is so lame now, it's become free entertainment.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (pMGkg)

175 I think we can agree that using a whore and then trying to buy her off was very bad judgment on PDT's part. It doesn't change anything else. Not sure I'd go with 'horseface' to describe her, though. She's more puffy than horsefaced.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (O7MnT)

176 This is better than getting Mexico to pay for the wall!

Posted by: Isophorone at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (i4QVH)

177 Horseface is looking rougher every day. Her skin's as tough as my well done steak! Definitely ridden hard and put away wet!

Sad!

Posted by: Donny Two-Scoops at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (BrQrN)

178 Horse face?
Horses ass?
Half a horse apiece.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (lST4I)

179 Stormy's DNA sample came back. It just says "yes"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (hqZPQ)

180 This post and thread made my day. Thanks, Morons.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (jUVms)

181 I despise King David. So if that's your sales pitch for letting up on Horseface, no sale.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:20 PM (9KUj4)

*eyebrow rises*

Presumably spoken as a non-Christian, 'cause otherwise I've got to wonder, why would a Christian hate someone in the royal line of Christ, a man to whom God Himself promised that He Himself would build a kingdom for.

If you're a Bible-believin' type and hate David, I'm deeply curious as to why.

If you're not a believer, it doesn't matter much to me, but the question and challenge stands. Trump's a fighter, Trump gets a lot done, Trump is needed in this era, sure, I grant all that... but don't pretend he's a paragon of virtue. It's an insult to everyone, including yourself, if you care about such things.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (6JL3d)

182 FFS, can Sasse manage to use any more buzz words in a sentence? You can always tell the most clueless engineer in a manufacturing company by the buzz word count. Basically, bucking for the Project Leader position.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (+KUWZ)

183 112 Ben Sasse is such an uniformed asshole.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)

Of course. All crew members aboard Cap'n Bill's Cuck Cruise are required to wear them.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

184 "It was meant as a compliment. Everyone has some kind of body part like that of a fantastic horse. For example, I am hung like a horse. Ms. Daniels has the face of a horse. We all resemble horses in one way or another, and that's a good thing."

Posted by: @realDonaldTrump at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (c+2jX)

185 Maid outfits?

Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)

186 The best part is that she has to pay him. That is priceless.
===================================
Odds the Avenatti leaves her holding the bag?
(Actually, I don't know how that works when a suit gets tossed. Is it on the plaintiff, or plaintiff's attorney?)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (ty7RM)

187 That is not very nice to the horses ...

Posted by: Yo! at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (1XAal)

188 Horseface?

HORSEFACE?

NEEEEEIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: Secretariat Daniels at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (oVJmc)

189 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (gA69l)

I know it is a much overused word, but I think the leftist slags have been well and truly cucked by Trump.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (itFoa)

190 >>Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?


Embrace the power of AND!

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (ax1SH)

191
i was concerned about the blue wave but its now almost assured the women will flick to the polls in record numbers now that drumfp has insulted them all

Posted by: Comraderie at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (URwyc)

192 I really hope all the funds that the lefticles sent to her GoFundMe ended up paying PDT's lawyers.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
----------

More likely, CPL will end up with the tab, which is fine also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (SjwtK)

193 >>>Ben Sasse is such an uniformed asshole.

Well, you can't spell asshole without 80% of the word Sasse

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)

194 >>>FFS, can Sasse manage to use any more buzz words in a sentence? You can always tell the most clueless engineer in a manufacturing company by the buzz word count.



The question is Nebraska seeing through his bullshit? And is there an actual conservative ready to primary him?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (gA69l)

195
I have 0 Defense against the French Maid.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (ax1SH)

That's because there isn't a defense against the French Maid. It pierces all armor, and ignores all saving throws/mitigation checks/whatever the hell else you might blindly wanna toss out to protect yourself.

Doesn't work. Resistance is futile.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (6JL3d)

196 I have 0 Defense against the French Maid.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (ax1SH)


DiVinyls ... I Touch Myself.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (fyr/6)

197 185.
Pfft! Band-Maid, ftw!

https://youtu.be/Uds7g3M-4lQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL)

198 Cases of The Vapors up 65% inside the Beltway."

They're turning Japanese?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (6qErC)

199 179 Stormy's DNA sample came back. It just says "yes"
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


The sample was taken from a vaginal swab. The result came back, "All."

Posted by: zombie at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (c+2jX)

200
25,590.86 +340.31 (+1.35%)

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (cN2IQ)

201 >>>More likely, CPL will end up with the tab, which is fine also.

Doesn't he owe $10M to former employees of his law firm?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)

202 When Stormy climbs into bed, she IS the wet spot.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (sgZqZ)

203 For the record, I had nothing to do with this case. NEEEEIIIIGGGGHHHHH

Posted by: John Kerry at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (eSx+E)

204 When Trump is brash and funny it drives away voters like the plague, because they love boring politics as usual.

It's why he lost the 2016 election, and can no longer draw a crowd.

Posted by: I'm Very Concerned About How Much I Love Cock. Really, It's A Problem. at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (AzW6q)

205
Trump is a fighter, but in a way, a more decent man than Obama. Obama would say pleasant things to your face, then slip guns over the border to attack the 2nd Amendment and punish deplorables. He'd talk nice, then sue nuns to force them to fun abortions.

Trump publicly attacks on Twitter, but hasn't actually punished sanctuary states.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (RntpW)







Just to clarify, JugEars slipped guns over the border with the INTENT of getting hundreds of Mexican citizens killed, so that they could run the serial numbers of the few guns found on the crime scene and create a "OMG! Cross border guns are killing poor, innocent Mexicans!" crisis.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (veoSD)

206 Ben Sasse is such an uniformed asshole.



Well, you can't spell asshole without 80% of the word Sasse

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)

Sasshole?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (9Om/r)

207 "No sex, no drugs, no fun, no wonder its dark":

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (iwiQ1)

208 111 Weird. Apple or Chromebook?

Posted by: Moron Robbie at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (83Wfa)

I didn't see a brand name on it. But I had never seen one like that before with no cat5e connection.



Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (mpXpK)

209 Power Line has a special (mid) Week in Pictures about Elizabeth Wampum.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (59GGI)

210 >>>i was concerned about the blue wave but its now almost assured the women will flick to the polls in record numbers now that drumfp has insulted them all



Uh huh.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (gA69l)

211 That's because there isn't a defense against the French Maid.

___

Says you.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (eSx+E)

212 Stormy's DNA sample came back. It just says "yes"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 16, 2018 12:23 PM


Or, 'ALL OF THE ABOVE' ?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (URwyc)

213 My best friends ex saw one of our mutual friend's feet. He had hammer toes, and she asked him what happened. I said his toes got that way after he lost his tail.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (+KUWZ)

214 Do horses have knees?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:26 PM (cN2IQ)

215 120 Obviously the two of them did something. The NDA exist(ed) for a reason.

You don't pay someone you don't know a hundred grand plus to hush up something you didn't do. Legally sure she's in trouble, but spinning this as "lying whore" is an insult to common sense.

C'mon, Trump's doing well and getting a lot done, and this isn't taking him down one way or another, but can we be honest with ourselves and admit yeah the dude was seeing a pornstar on the side if we are asked about it? Does it matter enough to be worth defending? Who even cares? :/ Do we have to defend his honor here like he's some chaste, noble storybook character?

Look King David was a manwhore and Scripture regards him as righteous enough for the Lord to imply that David was a man after His own heart. Can we just call a spade a spade here?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:18 PM (6JL3d)



If you haven't learned yet that prominent people and corporations will pay annoying bogus people a modicum of money to go away, just because fighting it out in court would be far more costly, you haven't learned anything at all.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (ujg0T)

216

Trump is a fighter, but in a way, a more decent man than Obama.
Obama would say pleasant things to your face, then slip guns over the
border to attack the 2nd Amendment and punish deplorables. He'd talk
nice, then sue nuns to force them to fun abortions.



Trump publicly attacks on Twitter, but hasn't actually punished sanctuary states.



Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 12:13 PM (RntpW)


Quite true.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (6JL3d)

217 Horseface?

HORSEFACE?

NEEEEEIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Posted by: Secretariat Daniels
-----------

I would post a picture of the horse they named 'Barack Obama', but, it has been euthanized. Poor horse, it was doomed the day they named it. The ultimate Shit Midas touch.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (SjwtK)

218 I may vote for Trump TWICE in 2020.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (jUVms)

219 Weird. Apple or Chromebook?

It's really not that weird. Laptop makers have been chasing the "skinnier is better" dragon for a while. They've been eliminating hardware, expecting you to buy dongles for some time now.

At my work, all of the conference rooms have a cluster of dongles sitting on the table so the presenter can connect to ethernet and the big screen.

We're a mixed environment of apple, microsoft surface, lenovo, etc etc etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (9qZ3S)

220 >>>I know it is a much overused word, but I think the leftist slags have been well and truly cucked by Trump.


Truly. It is a sight to behold.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (gA69l)

221 214. Fetlocks, I think.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (fA1SL)

222 Anna Puma #143:
So Stormy Daniels' true form can now be revealed?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya4rsutr


I hesitated heavily before following the link.

"Page does not exist."

Whew.

Posted by: mindful webworker - close call at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (e6MOU)

223 Trump should be just like every other politician.

Defeat with honor!

Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (oVJmc)

224 I've finally figured out who Stormy reminds me of. It's the late actress Sheree North.

https://tinyurl.com/y8r7lsxw

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (mQ0Mc)

225 Fetlocks, I think.


+1

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (cN2IQ)

226 No kidding, she was born in '79. She looks old enough to where I thought her career peak was in the 70's. She got more miles on her than halley's comet.

-
She's like a taxi. You pay the fare, you take a ride. Puts a lot of miles on the chassis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)

227 No sex, no drugs, no fun, no wonder its dark"

No fun, no sin, no you...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (6qErC)

228 A horsey once kicked me in the head.

Posted by: Joe Biden, Super Genius at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (gmo/4)

229 Do horses have knees?
Posted by: Grump928
------------
What, exactly, is a fetlock?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (SjwtK)

230 If you haven't learned yet that prominent people
and corporations will pay annoying bogus people a modicum of money to
go away, just because fighting it out in court would be far more costly,
you haven't learned anything at all.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (ujg0T)


That's a long-winded way to rephrase "I want to believe", Mulder, you coulda just used the quote and saved some typing time.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (6JL3d)

231
No kidding, she was born in '79. She looks old enough to where I
thought her career peak was in the 70's. She got more miles on her than
halley's comet.


***

There is a theory that having relations with multiple men increases aging. I think there might be something to that...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (eSx+E)

232
I've finally figured out who Stormy reminds me of. It's the late actress Sheree North.



https://tinyurl.com/y8r7lsxw

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (mQ0Mc)


Yeah I can see that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (9Om/r)

233 Friggin' soy-boy. The Donald is just calling a ho a ho.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (RD7QR)

234 Try top picture of this page then

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb6mb82v

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (iwiQ1)

235 >>Just to clarify, JugEars slipped guns over the border with the INTENT of getting hundreds of Mexican citizens killed, so that they could run the serial numbers of the few guns found on the crime scene and create a "OMG! Cross border guns are killing poor, innocent Mexicans!" crisis.




Yes, that's what was so chilling about Obama: he was fine with dead bodies to score political points. Fast and Furious, abandoning not just his ambassador, but 30+ people at the CIA annex, Obamacare, etc. Dead people are fine, and advantage.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (W+vEI)

236 >>>Ben Sasse is such an uniformed asshole.

Well, you can't spell asshole without 80% of the word Sasse
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (O7MnT)

You can't spell Sasse without 'Ass'.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (o4fG0)

237 Bees have knees.

Posted by: 23 Skidoo at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (V+A8w)

238 That's a long-winded way to rephrase "I want to believe", Mulder, you coulda just used the quote and saved some typing time.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (6JL3d)



No, actually it's a way of saying, "I really don't care."

The only thing Stormy Daniels deserves from Donald Trump is a Sybian. I wish he would order one and send it to her.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (ujg0T)

239 13 Love the guy ... but really wish he didn't use terms like horseface. Why give the fake media a chance to run with a throwaway comment like that for 24 hours ... when there's so much winning we should be talking about and celebrating?

I know many will disagree, but ...
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 16, 2018 12:07 PM (HB5Gm)

He isn't done winning. He's going to leave a hot, glowing-red, glass ditch on the cultural battlefield where Stormy Daniels once stood - and rightly so.

After 50 years you can't get Democrats to acknowledge Chappaquiddick,and Kennedy died and remains a "lion" of the Senate, as if it's some ceremonial position.

Over 25 years after Clarence Thomas was confirmed they dragged out Anita Hill to damage Kavanaugh.

He needs to take this to the limit so that he has a pelt to wear as a symbol of his vindication now and in the future and "pour decourager les autres.[\i]"

The woman (with a bad tit job) mocked his privates in print and on national broadcast television, but calling her "Horseface" crosses some line? Get bent.

Posted by: Not Thomas More at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (sFT/D)

240 Is Trump giving all his enemies a Cucktober Surpise with this Tweet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (iwiQ1)

241 Boarding?

Hell, Trump just bought the cruise line. LOL
Posted by: rickb223

>Trump's Cruises and Helicopter Rides.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (m4krs)

242 EM HORSE FLY FOODY FIE

Posted by: Maxine Waters, Horse Hair Wig at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (gmo/4)

243 Tell Lazar I want 15 on Thunderclap.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (fA1SL)

244
It's really not that weird. Laptop makers have been chasing the "skinnier is better" dragon for a while. They've been eliminating hardware, expecting you to buy dongles for some time now.


Probably why my current laptop is a 10 year old Panasonic Toughbook running Windows 7. I hardly ever use it anyway at all because my desktop rig does the serious work (writing, drawing, gaming) and my tablet is fine for surfing the net.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (O7MnT)

245 At my work, all of the conference rooms have a cluster of dongles sitting on the table so the presenter can connect to ethernet and the big screen.


F'n Steelcase. Wait'll it shits the bed. At that point, it's totally useless because there is no way to hook up to existing hardware because it's been set up hardline for the "junction".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (0mP7b)

246 This is certain to drive away suburban women voters. My pool boy Paolo is surprisingly informed about politics and assured me the numbers have been trending.

Now time for me to pick up more pool supplies. That Paolo sure likes to be thorough!

Posted by: Concerned Christian Conservative and Lifelong Republican at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (BrQrN)

247 185 Maid outfits?

Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)


I'll allow it.

Posted by: Moron Thread Judge at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (VhKw6)

248 Try "punishing" sanctuary states when some judge decrees you can't even cut funding.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (mCMQ5)

249 The "media" is all feigning outrage over this remark... Let this sink in... They are outraged that the President who has been dragged through the mud from Ms. Daniels and the CPL, fires back at them... Instead of treating her like a dainty flower he's getting back at her as an equal...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (O2RFr)

250
Stormy spits in the pouch to get her DNA profile.


Results: "You're 20 guys from NJ."

Posted by: Sphynx at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (rXie1)

251 What, exactly, is a fetlock?"

IIRC, that's the term for the lock of hair found over the bottom joint in a horse's leg.

Or not.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (6qErC)

252 Tell Lazar I want 15 on Thunderclap.


He's not going to like that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (cN2IQ)

253


This guy is a fucking samurai with words man...damn, love it

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (ySAEx)

254 That's my President.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (r9UYA)

255 I'm a Christian. But I'm not a believer in the inerrancy of the Bible (particularly the Old Testament, which sometimes reads like royal propaganda for certain kings), which probably sets me well apart from most of my coreligionists in these parts. David was an adulterer and a murderer. I have no use for him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (9KUj4)

256 It was a dark and horsefaced night...doesn't have the same ring to it.
Deep in the heart of texas my lawyers wait eagerly
for you...get along with the cheque Lil DOGGIES
I'm all out of 2 SCOOPS,DIET COKE & CHEESEBURGER
Cheeseburger cheeseburger Pepsi NO COKE.

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (5IHGB)

257 Trump should be just like every other politician.

Defeat with honor!
Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:27 PM (oVJmc)

I taught you well, Mitt.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (o4fG0)

258 Back to my book, I can't keep up with the comments being posted so fast.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (mpXpK)

259
No, actually it's a way of saying, "I really don't care."



The only thing Stormy Daniels deserves from Donald Trump is a Sybian. I wish he would order one and send it to her.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (ujg0T)

Your apathy, legitimate or feigned, is basically irrelevant to what I was saying, but sure, whatever.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (6JL3d)

260 Odds the Avenatti leaves her holding the bag?
(Actually, I don't know how that works when a suit gets tossed. Is it on the plaintiff, or plaintiff's attorney?)
______________

The fees are assessed against the party (Stormy Daniels, in this case).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (fqUgw)

261 252. God, that's a quotable movie....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (fA1SL)

262 Pfft! Band-Maid, ftw!

https://youtu.be/Uds7g3M-4lQ
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL)

I will be in my bunk until further notice.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

263 The only thing Stormy Daniels deserves from Donald Trump is a Sybian. I wish he would order one and send it to her.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


With part of her lawyer's fees monies.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (0mP7b)

264 Bees have knees.

Posted by: 23 Skidoo at October 16, 2018 12:29 PM (V+A8w)

And mares eat oats

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (gmo/4)

265 Oh my G-d, Sasse is just a fucking clown.

Absolute fucking clown.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (kT3/m)

266 God, that's a quotable movie....



It's not personal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (cN2IQ)

267 Wait. How is stormy a political foe?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (dNzKv)

268 Tim sounds like the kind of fella who pays a whore to cuddle.

Posted by: Fritz at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (2Mnv1)

269 He likes you. He said that I didn't have to break anything.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (cN2IQ)

270 Michael, I can't afford to pay Trump's legal fees. We're supposed to be working on an appeal.

Why are we wasting time going to a glue factory?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (AzW6q)

271 I'm thrilled to see this but pissed also.

In the 1980's I was sued twice by a man who was a consummate practitioner of lawfare. Both suits...the first in state court and the second in federal...were thrown out. It cost me over $20,000 to get rid of this bastard and I never saw a penny of it back.

Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (7xXFn)

272 Wait. How is stormy a political foe?

She's obviously an employee of the democrat party

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (O2RFr)

273 Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)

I'll allow it.
Posted by: Moron Thread Judge at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (VhKw6)

OVERRULED!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (o4fG0)

274
266 God, that's a quotable movie....



It's not personal.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 12:32 PM (cN2IQ)







What heart?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (veoSD)

275 Horses do have knees.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (sgZqZ)

276 Ben Sasse is such an uniformed asshole. Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:17 PM (/tuJf)
=====

Trying earnestly (The Importance of Being Earnest) to be like Dondi. Those two honestly creep me out because they are twins -- is he lobbying to get on Intel Committee or Armed Svcs? Ignorant sluts.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (MIKMs)

277 Avanetti just had a wet dream about appealing this to the Supreme Court as a first amendment issue and demanding Kav and gorsuch recuse.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (dNzKv)

278 >> Band-Maid, ftw!


Oh, fuckin' a right!

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (vXQit)

279 I'm a Christian. But I'm not a believer in the
inerrancy of the Bible (particularly the Old Testament, which sometimes
reads like royal propaganda for certain kings), which probably sets me
well apart from most of my coreligionists in these parts. David was an
adulterer and a murderer. I have no use for him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (9KUj4)

An interesting perspective, but it does invite the question; if one cannot treat Scriptural records (OT orNT) as verbatim truth, what guarantee do we have in the prophecies pertaining to Christ's coming, records of his life and death, prophecies of the world to come, or any of the behavioral code set forth in OT and NT (specifically, regarding sexual practices) as being actually legitimate, and not simply the opinion/belief of the writers?

If parts of Scripture are faked/embellished/not of Divine origin, what parts are they, and what can we trust? :/

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (6JL3d)

280 It's really not that weird. Laptop makers have been chasing the "skinnier is better" dragon for a while. They've been eliminating hardware, expecting you to buy dongles for some time now.

---

I'll plead ignorance but I'm not too surprised. The last "ultrathin" I'd looked at was three or so years ago and had a clever hinged jaw that would open and close on a cable. I thought that was a neat solution to the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:34 PM (83Wfa)

281 But only on the front legs.


Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (sgZqZ)

282 LOL, Sasse is promoting his appearance on "The View." Totes conservative.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (gA69l)

283 The thing is, i dont like this stuff. I'd never insult a woman based on her looks. My mother and even more to the point my father would have had my ass if I'd ever talked to a girl like that as a kid, and that's how i live now.

But I've never had the entire communist party quoting a literal whore talking about my penis for an entire year in an ongoing attempt to destroy my family. What do these people expect? For Trump not to hit back?

George W Bush made us do all his fighting for him. Trump handles it all himself. God bless him.

Posted by: phone of kari at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (VoMt7)

284 Tell Lazar I want 15 on Thunderclap.

Huh?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (NWiLs)

285 C'mon, Tom
Boss wants to see ya. He didn't have time to engrave nothin formal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (fA1SL)

286 What the fuck did sasse do to beclown conservatism this time?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (dNzKv)

287 273 Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)

I'll allow it.
Posted by: Moron Thread Judge at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (VhKw6)

OVERRULED!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (o4fG0)

You know how I know you're gay, your "honor"

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

288 Pfft! Band-Maid, ftw!



https://youtu.be/Uds7g3M-4lQ

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:25 PM (fA1SL)


I'm not even going to pretend.

I friggin' love everything about that.

I friggin' love it

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (6JL3d)

289 284. Miller's Crossing - one of the keys to understanding the world and making your way in it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (fA1SL)

290 So . . . Trump just got the defamation suit dismissed . . . and then 'defames' her by calling her "Horseface."

Is this just an attempt at ironic humor? or is he goading Creepy Porn Lawyer into refiling so that he can score another win on the rebound?

I no longer know how to interpret anything the President does. We're WAAAYYYYY through the looking glass in our politics these days.

Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (zuVZw)

291 Probably why my current laptop is a 10 year old Panasonic Toughbook running Windows 7. I hardly ever use it anyway at all because my desktop rig does the serious work (writing, drawing, gaming) and my tablet is fine for surfing the net.

You can still buy monster-sized laptops, just look for "gaming" laptops.

They're big, heavy, expensive, and will cook your testicles.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (9qZ3S)

292 Stormy spits in the pouch to get her DNA profile.


Results: "You're 20 guys from NJ."
Posted by: Sphynx

> Stormy Danials:
46% Silicone
42% Dick Cheeze
12% Leather

100% Whore

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (m4krs)

293 289 284. Miller's Crossing - one of the keys to understanding the world and making your way in it.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (fA1SL)

Never saw it. At this point, I just want the world to burn anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

294 If parts of Scripture are faked/embellished/not of Divine origin, what parts are they, and what can we trust? :/
Posted by: Kinley Ardal


Was Jonah really swallowed by a whale, or a "big fish", or was it a metaphor for being consumed by your troubles?

There is a lot of beautiful poetry, prose and story telling in the Old Testament, and likely some of it is meant as a teaching parables, than absolute literal truth.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (vcOmj)

295 TPCarney is a cuck's cuck. Apparently he knows exactly what went on between Stormy and Trump.

Maybe Kristol gave him the blow-by-blow while watching them with a telescope?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (gA69l)

296 David was an adulterer and a murderer. I have no use for him.
Posted by: bear
------------

We're all sinners. That David had feet of clay should not be surprising. He did, after all, pay a price.

OTOH, David made and wrote some profound theological tracts, if I may call them that. I believe that those writings reflected a profound faith, whatever his shortcomings.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (vyAx2)

297 I have here, in my grubby mitts...

Two tickets to Monday's upcoming Trump Rally at NRG Arena, Houston, TX.

And yes, I'll have but just returned from the TxMoMeet, the day before.

Morons,'Ettes, gunfire, gastronomical excess, drinkage and a Presidential Event, all in rapid succession.

You may proceed to envy me now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)

298 From: GEPOTUS.
Attn: World.

When I pay you to go away I expect you to STAY away.

covfefe,
PDT

Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (FhXTo)

299 Tell Lazar I gave fifteen guys thunder-clap.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (AzW6q)

300

EM KENTUCKY DERBY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (cNbAK)

301 >>>There is a lot of beautiful poetry, prose and story telling in the Old Testament, and likely some of it is meant as a teaching parables, than absolute literal truth.


And not for nothing, Dennis Prager's book, "The Rational Bible" is utterly outstanding.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (gA69l)

302 He should have called her horse face...it's insulting to horses, majestic creatures that they are.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (a0IVu)

303 should *not*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (a0IVu)

304 Trump should donate the fees, assuming he would ever see them, to a charity that works with recovering strippers.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (ty7RM)

305 Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:24 PM (iwiQ1)

I'll allow it.
Posted by: Moron Thread Judge at October 16, 2018 12:30 PM (VhKw6)

OVERRULED!
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 16, 2018 12:33 PM (o4fG0)

You know how I know you're gay, your "honor"
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

Looks like someone needs a "restraining order".

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (o4fG0)

306 297 I have here, in my grubby mitts...

Two tickets to Monday's upcoming Trump Rally at NRG Arena, Houston, TX.

And yes, I'll have but just returned from the TxMoMeet, the day before.

Morons,'Ettes, gunfire, gastronomical excess, drinkage and a Presidential Event, all in rapid succession.

You may proceed to envy me now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)

I'm happy for you. Some people get to enjoy life, others don't. No sense being envious.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (NWiLs)

307 And yes, I'll have but just returned from the TxMoMeet, the day before.

Morons,'Ettes, gunfire, gastronomical excess, drinkage and a Presidential Event, all in rapid succession.

You may proceed to envy me now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim



Bows in your presence.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (0mP7b)

308 > Stormy Danials:
46% Silicone
42% Dick Cheeze
12% Leather

100% Whore
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic
-----------

It all adds up! Science!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (vyAx2)

309 Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)
You're going! How fun...give us updates.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (a0IVu)

310 The thing is, i dont like this stuff. I'd never
insult a woman based on her looks. My mother and even more to the point
my father would have had my ass if I'd ever talked to a girl like that
as a kid, and that's how i live now.



But I've never had the entire communist party quoting a literal
whore talking about my penis for an entire year in an ongoing attempt to
destroy my family. What do these people expect? For Trump not to hit
back?



George W Bush made us do all his fighting for him. Trump handles it all himself. God bless him.

Posted by: phone of kari at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (VoMt7)

I agree with all this, and I live the same way. I won't insult anyone based on their looks; some among us are dealt a bad hand, and if we could see how they will look in the world to come, as C.S. Lewis points out in The Weight of Glory, we would be strongly tempted to worship them.

The quote goes, It is a serious thing to live in a society of possible gods and goddesses, to remember that the dullest most uninteresting person you can talk to may one day be a creature which,if you saw it now, you would be strongly tempted to worship, or else a horror and a corruption such as you now meet, if at all, only in a nightmare. All day long we are, in some degree helping each other to one or the other of these destinations. It is in the light of these overwhelming possibilities, it is with the awe and the circumspection proper to them, that we should conduct all of our dealings with one another, all friendships, all loves, all play, all politics. There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal. Nations, cultures, arts, civilizations - these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the life of a gnat. But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, snub, and exploit - immortal horrors or everlasting splendors

One of my favorite quotes and something I try to live by daily.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (6JL3d)

311 @TPCarney

#BimboEruptions

Google it, soiboi

Posted by: DocJ at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (NYS7S)

312 >>They're big, heavy, expensive, and will cook your testicles.

That's some magic marketing talk right there.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:39 PM (/tuJf)

313 Trump should donate the fees, assuming he would ever see them, to a charity that works with recovering strippers.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (ty7RM)


The Biden Foundation for Young Girls at Risk.

Posted by: Miklos, suggesting at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (zCyNd)

314 the fetlock is right above the hoof.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (Zxy5I)

315 "have here, in my grubby mitts...

Two tickets to Monday's upcoming Trump Rally at NRG Arena, Houston, TX.

And yes, I'll have but just returned from the TxMoMeet, the day before.

Morons,'Ettes, gunfire, gastronomical excess, drinkage and a Presidential Event, all in rapid succession.

You may proceed to envy me now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX""

We want photos. Lots of photos.

Posted by: Tuna at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (Phln5)

316 Don't forget to purchase your chance at winning the Mega Millions,

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (iwiQ1)

317 Never seen Miller's Crossing either ... seems like something I'd really like.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (fyr/6)

318 306 297 I have here, in my grubby mitts...

Two tickets to Monday's upcoming Trump Rally at NRG Arena, Houston, TX.

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)

Bring a Horde related sign.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (72PAC)

319 313
Trump should donate the fees, assuming he would ever see them, to a charity that works with recovering strippers.



Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (ty7RM)





The Biden Foundation for Young Girls at Risk.

Posted by: Miklos, suggesting at October 16, 2018 12:40 PM (zCyNd)
Or to a pro-life foundation..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (a0IVu)

320 They're big, heavy, expensive, and will cook your testicles."

Ahh.....

No. And yikes.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (0/zKO)

321 Bring a Horde related sign.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf


'Morons for Trump!'

Posted by: Sphynx at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (rXie1)

322 You may proceed to envy me now.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 12:38 PM (QzJWU)


Envy you? No. I will be sitting next to you at Ben's.

Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (7xXFn)

323 Tim Carney..... points, and laughs.....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (ffWPP)

324 F'n Steelcase. Wait'll it shits the bed. At that point, it's totally useless because there is no way to hook up to existing hardware because it's been set up hardline for the "junction".

Then you go with the poor man's conference room.

Connect a desktop to the hardware with wires all over the place. Then RDP into that desktop whenever you want to present.

I've seen this setup in conference rooms that have existed in that state for YEARS. It always feels so ghetto.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (9qZ3S)

325 317. I recommend it. Bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (fA1SL)

326 Yeah, he could have called her a diseased old whore, or something else that's more on point.

She should be happy with horseface.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 12:22 PM (fqUgw)


"Walking arthropod habitat"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (YqDXo)

327 Bring a Horde related sign.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf


#Fapping!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (0mP7b)

328 About twenty years or so ago I was driving through Raleigh late at night and scanning radio stations. A song came on called "What Are You Wearing?" by a woman (band?) named Kahimi Karie. It seems to be about a model and/or stripper, but it has a strange, compelling Japanese whispering weirdness to it.

There are no moving pictures on the link, but it's a fun song:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=9QG-caBNE8I

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (83Wfa)

329 OT: something to look out for and watch. SJWs trying to infiltrate College Football. Right now at UGA we have a minor QB controversy with a slumping white Soph. Qb and a black true freshman QB, who was the best player in the county last year and will probably be the next Cam Newton, but he doesn't know the offense.

Well, being Atlanta is close to Athens and its Currnet year, folks are trying to blow this up into a case of our head coach and coaching staff being RACIST and the University. No I'm not kidding.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (kBiSH)

330 323 Tim Carney..... points, and laughs.....
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (ffWPP)

Small hands, smells like cabbage.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (NWiLs)

331 It was a thing in Old and New Testament days to hide arcane knowledge by using allegory and analogy.

Many don't understand both books because of this. Very difficult at times to separate facts being stated and hidden knowledge being semi revealed.

Too many interpreters don't get this. Especially those that are not Christian.

I don't know about the Jews but I think they get it.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (sgZqZ)

332 Also, has ace commented on the NPC meme exploding on Twitter and the rage/NPC responses? I've been scarce.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (itFoa)

333 Off, Rainbow Warrior-Judge sock!

Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (o4fG0)

334 Just got phone service back after Hurricane Michael bitch slapped my little Island, and first thing I read is an LOL from my favorite President. Thanks. I needed that.

Posted by: Ever at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (Y4X12)

335 I once fed a horse an apple...those big lips and teeth sucked the hell out of it would have a "field" day wif a MUSHROOM!!!!
.......and for penance my son, 3 How's your Father,1 who'se yer Daddy and 3 Stormy Jack Daniels.....thank U father ...I shall sin again and often.....

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (5IHGB)

336 I'm getting a dog and naming him Donny Two Scoops. This motherfucker fights like a heavyweight. Plenty of rope -- plenty of dope.

Posted by: Octopussy at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (7q1jA)

337
Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (zuVZw)

You know how many new, one name posters have said exactly the same thing this morning?

Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (oVJmc)

338 There is a theory that having relations with multiple men increases aging. I think there might be something to that...
Posted by: 18-1 at October 16, 2018 12:28 PM (eSx+E)


I'm not sure it's the multiple men, or the staying up half the night guzzling tequila and snorting cocaine off a guy's balls.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (RntpW)

339 T Carney.White knighting Stormy Daniels hoping for a blowjob.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (mCMQ5)

340


Was Jonah really swallowed by a whale, or a "big fish", or was it a metaphor for being consumed by your troubles?



There is a lot of beautiful poetry, prose and story telling in the
Old Testament, and likely some of it is meant as a teaching parables,
than absolute literal truth.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (vcOmj)

If Jonah and Job were only metaphors, and if people staying alive standing in the fire under Nebuchadnezzar's idol is just a story, why was it included in Scripture at all, by a God who (supposedly) values the truth?

What need has God for tall tales?

And, if those be tall tales, how are we to be sure that the stories pertaining to Christ and his miracles and resurrection are not also mere tales about overcoming adversity and looking to a better tomorrow?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (6JL3d)

341 The Bible did not even exist - as the Bible - for some time after Christ. The books of the New Testament were being written in the first century. Hard as it is for the modern reader to get, when Christianity was first spreading, there was nothing like the Bible readily at hand, yet spread it did. Christianity flourished then for the same reason it does now: because people experienced Christ firsthand in their own lives. (Luke Timothy Jonhson's Living Jesus is what I have in mind here to an extent.) Christianity initially existed without anything like a Bible; the faith may be assisted by it, but it did not depend in it and would go right on existing without it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (9KUj4)

342 David was an adulterer and a murderer. I have no use for him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:31 PM (9KUj4)


I could say well I guess God is a bigger person than you then...

David's flaws were kind of the point of David.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (VhKw6)

343 >>the fetlock is right above the hoof.


Not in the Pile Driver, it isn't.

Posted by: Donald Trump's Porn Star Fucking Forhead Merkin at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (ZTWVa)

344 There's always room for Jell-O.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (AzW6q)

345 The comical tone deafness of the concern trolls makes me believe they are Russians.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (mCMQ5)

346 325 317. I recommend it. Bigly.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:41 PM (fA1SL)


That settles it ... I'll stream it this week. Thanks.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (fyr/6)

347 344 There's always room for Jell-O.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (AzW6q)

Another great Miller's Crossing quote!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (NWiLs)

348 George W Bush made us do all his fighting for him. Trump handles it all himself. God bless him.
Posted by: phone of kari at October 16, 2018 12:35 PM (VoMt7)

====================

Low Energy Family. Sad!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at October 16, 2018 12:44 PM (76Nxz)

349 >>Bring a Horde related, 2x4 sign.


LACE WIGS

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (ZTWVa)

350 Interesting thread... porn stars , maid outfits and the Bible

Posted by: It's me donna at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (O2RFr)

351 Adult women are to be treated as goddesses and more gently than than children. In fact, children have more agency than adult women.

This can't end soon enough.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (kBiSH)

352 345. Albanians.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (fA1SL)

353 Sen Graham: when his DNA shows he has more Native American blood than Warren, he wants a million bucks and a casino.
lololol

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (a0IVu)

354 Fetlock was my favorite TV show. With that Andy Griffin guy.

Posted by: Emily Litella at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (vbJig)

355 Am I to understand Ben Shapiro has a time slot on FNC now? Please tell me this is not true.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (r9UYA)

356 Oh heck. I'm definitely going to have a LACE WIGS sign if I ever march anywhere.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (83Wfa)

357 I saw Horseface open for A Flock Of Seagulls at the Palladium in '82.

Posted by: DocJ at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (NYS7S)

358 I bet Tim Carney has a vanity full of Male Grooming Products..... I bet Tim Carney spends more on his ward robe than Me Again Kelly....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (ffWPP)

359 Vic #208:
I had never seen one like that before with no cat5e connection.

A couple of years ago Milady and I acquired two nice little tablet/laptops from Asus. Didn't realize until we got them that they had no net ports. Would've spent a few dollars more for the next grade up. Still, we've managed.

Posted by: mindful webworker - close call at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (e6MOU)

360 Kinley Ardal thanks for the CS Lewis quote! The guy is always timely!

Posted by: phone of kari at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (VoMt7)

361 I once fed a horse an apple"

Bummer for the horse.

Oh, you meant the thing from trees...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:45 PM (6qErC)

362 >>Albanians.


Ah - Europe's Guatemala

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (ZTWVa)

363 Was Jonah really swallowed by a whale, or a "big fish", or was it a metaphor for being consumed by your troubles?



There is a lot of beautiful poetry, prose and story telling in the Old Testament, and likely some of it is meant as a teaching parables, than absolute literal truth.


I figure a God who is powerful enough to create the entire universe can make one big fish and put it on the way to Tarshish.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (VhKw6)

364 Oh! Today the left has the vapors because of a comment of President Trump's.

In other words, today is a day which ends in 'y'.


Posted by: RondinellaMamma at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (9Ni3Z)

365 Truth often comes in the form of stories. Christ taught through fictional parables. Why couldn't the authors of the Old Testament do something similar with the Book of Jonah?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (9KUj4)

366 I'm not sure it's the multiple men, or the staying up half the night guzzling tequila and snorting cocaine off a guy's balls.

This.

Daniels looks like a woman who worried a lot, drank a lot of hard booze, did a lot of drugs of unknown provenance, and generally made a lot of bad decisions.

That may be fun for a while, but the consequences get written all over one's face.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (9qZ3S)

367 Jonah is one of my favorite books of the Bible.... totally relate to Jonah....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (ffWPP)

368
trump might as well cum out and admit hes given up securing the vote of women of ill repute early night 2020

Posted by: Comraderie at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (URwyc)

369 >> I'm definitely going to have a LACE WIGS sign if I ever march anywhere.


I'm With LACE WIGS!

Posted by: garrett's new T Shirt at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (ZTWVa)

370 362. The Balkan peoples all hate each other, but there's one thing brings 'em together - hatred of Albanians.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

371 Bring a Horde related, 2x4 sign.



#TwoWeeks Mr. President!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (0mP7b)

372 Carney? We are paying attention to the opinions of circus people?

I think the ugly remark is a twofur. It goes to an inner and outer ugliness. A beautiful person with an ugly soul still weighs down the ugly pan on the scales of judgement.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (e1mEI)

373 I usually post something cucky under the moniker "The Morning Dolt" in ace's first thread of the day...

But I don't wanna be mistaken for a concern troll today.

Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (76Nxz)

374 Maybe I would have gotten upset about Trump calling this daniels a horseface a year ago because it would have been insensitive and fodder for the media. But, now I could care less and I laughed. Are we not seeing how this ho is trying to hurt Melania and hurt their marriage while she gets to cash in on her dual role as the powerful woman/ helpless victim for the media for the past two years? The Kavanaugh battle and victory has made Trump a true president in my eyes, a leader. The using of women for the Democrat party's quest for power has been laid out for all to see. The spell has been broken and the throwing out of this lawsuit is just icing on the cake. So, basta, right?

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (4YHTV)

375 I figure a God who is powerful enough to create the entire universe can make one big fish and put it on the way to Tarshish.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (VhKw6)

When it boils down, this is basically the gist of where I'm coming from.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6JL3d)

376 Lena Dunham menacing people in traffic:
https://bit.ly/2PCT8az

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (9qZ3S)

377 345. Albanians."

From Tropoje?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6qErC)

378 370 362. The Balkan peoples all hate each other, but there's one thing brings 'em together - hatred of Albanians.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)


Mother Teresa frowns.....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ffWPP)

379 There is a lot of beautiful poetry, prose and story telling in the Old Testament, and likely some of it is meant as a teaching parables, than absolute literal truth.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 16, 2018 12:37 PM (vcOmj)

Likely? Or, maybe you were just told this or read something by an "intellectual" and you wanted to be an "intellectual", too?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (3sjI6)

380 "Say Goodbye - Hello" from Tetuwan Birdy Decode

https://youtu.be/uARn2MCUZN4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (iwiQ1)

381 370 -

That might be the only beneficial thing to ever come of Albania.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ZTWVa)

382 What irritates me about modern notebooks is that they have been chasing all-day battery life at the expense of performance. Compare top of the line non-gaming laptops' energy-efficient i7 performance to decade-old core2duo numbers. They're disturbingly similar.

If you're buying intel and want anything that actually feels faster than what you thought you were upgrading from you pretty much have to look for the "gaming" tag (and you probably can't always rely on that) or something with HQ after the processor name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (83Wfa)

383 It's ok for the MSM to call PDT very horrible name under the sun but he's supposed to just take it like W did and not respond in kind. I absolutely love this president.

Posted by: Tuna at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (Phln5)

384 Has soiboi seen the video of the dumb rapper and Melania look alike?

Are the soibois worried about all of the horrible things and threats made to Trump and his family?

Hard to have empathy to a woman who is a fraud and money hungry, and her lawyer who is another scroungy little rat,

Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (oiNtH)

385 378. She proves the Lord can use even the lowliest.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (fA1SL)

386 375 I figure a God who is powerful enough to create the entire universe can make one big fish and put it on the way to Tarshish.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (VhKw6)

When it boils down, this is basically the gist of where I'm coming from.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6JL3d)

It was actually a submarine built by the Sumerians using ancient alien astronaut technology.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (NWiLs)

387 The white knighting has to stop. It's killing our country. We are being held hostage by emotional terrorists.... And I'm talking about the white knights in this context.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (kBiSH)

388 Interestingly, contrary to what the Fakenews seems to want you to believe but the percentage of men and women in the country is only about 1%.

I always thought there were way more women than men for some reason.

But it's not true.

That can easily be countered if Blacks vote for Trump in large numbers.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (sgZqZ)

389 The Bible did not even exist - as the Bible - for some time after Christ.

----

You're welcome

Posted by: Catholic Church at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (PPbDD)

390 Pay up, Slay Queen.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (4ErVI)

391 Hills crashed the Scooby Van into a pillar today. LOL!!

Video at Breitbart

Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (dmWPe)

392 So now Democrats like Timmy are saying porn whores represent "all women"?

Good to know...

Posted by: Marcus T at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

393 377 345. Albanians."

From Tropoje?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6qErC)

We are all from Tropoje.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

394 difference between men and women voters I meant.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (sgZqZ)

395 calling a woman with whom you had sex...ugly, is a reminder that Trump tends to treat women like objects

I'm stunned by this logic.

Something that Trump did + something you believe = scientific proof!

Just joining phrases together is sufficient.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (CE5C/)

396 -
--
Bring a Horde related sign.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf


--------------

November PUDDING!


Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (pMGkg)

397
In re Warren:

Colleges and universities say two things simultaneously.

1) Affirmative action is essential to maintaining diversity.

2) No one has ever been hired or admitted based on affirmative action.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (BWL+E)

398 We're all sinners. That David had feet of clay should not be surprising. He did, after all, pay a price.

OTOH, David made and wrote some profound theological tracts, if I may call them that. I believe that those writings reflected a profound faith, whatever his shortcomings."

I've been through a couple study books on David, a fascinating character and an early object lesson in Power that rings true.

When David is at his best is when he's young, and beset by his enemies, and struggling. He has to depend on God for everything because he's in a bad spot, with evil men chasing him (Saul's Army) and he knows he can't rely on his own strength alone. As long as he is in this frame of mind and spirit, he advances from victory to victory.

And then he even wins it all, and he becomes King, and he gets handed everything he ever dreamed of along with absolute power. So what happens? He gets lazy and lustful and starts depending only on himself, and right then is when everything starts to go wrong for him. It happened because he was given everything he ever could have wanted, but he let it go to his head.

In the end, he repented bitterly of the sins he had committed when he became drunk with his own power, which is why he remained a man after God's own heart. One of the most important lessons of his life - even the Best of us can and will be corrupted and turned by Power.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2018 12:50 PM (Kpl3J)

399 Bring a Horde related, 2x4 sign.

>If Trump comes back to Mobile, I'll need to be there.

The sign would by ended with "Posted by Delaforce"

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (m4krs)

400 370 362. The Balkan peoples all hate each other, but there's one thing brings 'em together - hatred of Albanians.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR,
and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (fA1SL)

AND TURKS! My Dedo, hated Turks!

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (gmo/4)

401 Whenerver anyone makes a point about telling me that one should never judge an entire group/race/country of people by a small sample, I usually reply -

'Obviously you have never met an Albanian.'.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ZTWVa)

402 If course God is "bigger" than me, blaster. He can forgive much. But I'm not required to think well of David's crimes. I have to laugh a little. People here at AoSHQ fulminate against adultery in fairly intemperate terms on a recurring basis. And the Horde would not look kindly on offing someone to have his wife. But David gets a pass because there's an ancient book about him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (9KUj4)

403 Did anyone put in the Chuck Norris style Trump list, that Trump had sex with a prostitute and the prostitute paid him?

Posted by: MikeN at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (o/eHL)

404 Guess it's Stormy Tuesday here,today.....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ffWPP)

405 ^^^ "Odds are that Aventti leaves her holding the bag?"

A bag off mushroom dicks perchance,that's her job FFS.

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (5IHGB)

406 We are all from Tropoje."

Good luck...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (6qErC)

407 Ever - Hang tough. I've been through it, a couple of times. One foot in front of the other.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ZY9MN)

408 Albania, Albania, you border on the Adriatic. Your land is mostly mountainous and your chief export is chrome.

Posted by: Coach at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (FGvan)

409 Felonia von Pantsuit went up to New Jersey to campaign for Bob Menendez and crashed her van into a parking garage.

https://twitter.com/tankcat/status/1052210159001497600

What an awful wreck. Also, the van was probably damaged in the collision.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (O7MnT)

410 We are not amused. Nay, we are not amused at all.


Posted by: Catherine the Great at October 16, 2018 12:16 PM (hqZPQ)


you owe my work a new keyboard and monitor...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (8D42x)

411 185
Maid outfits?

Should I post again Olivia Munn in a maid's outfit? Or the Japanese Maid firing the M82 .50cal sniper rifle?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018

*
*
My vote for Olivia Munn!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (Fz8ov)

412 >>I figure a God who is powerful enough to create the entire universe can make one big fish and put it on the way to Tarshish.

Prehistoric Sperm Whales, shuddap, were ginormous. Could easily have swallowed a man whole.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (/tuJf)

413 If Jonah and Job were only metaphors, and if people staying alive standing in the fire under Nebuchadnezzar's idol is just a story, why was it included in Scripture at all, by a God who (supposedly) values the truth?

What need has God for tall tales?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (6JL3d)

Try Islam - you're gonna love it!

Posted by: Not Thomas More at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (sFT/D)

414 400. Duh. Everybody hates the Turk. But Albanians, man.....they're the Turk next door.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (fA1SL)

415 It is not a good thing when Trump gives you a nickname.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (T71PA)

416 Likely? Or, maybe you were just told this or read something by an "intellectual" and you wanted to be an "intellectual", too?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (3sjI6)


That was an insult. You owe the poster an apology.

Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (7xXFn)

417 "When you encounter a Bulgarian, beat him. He'll know why."

--Russian Proverb

Posted by: Oschisms at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (76Nxz)

418 One foot in front of the other.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (ZY9MN)

Usually one of mine's in my mouth.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (sgZqZ)

419 In fact, children have more agency than adult women.

Heh. Totally.

I tell my wife when to go to bed, what to eat, what to wear, she can't go anywhere without me, and she has to ask me to buy things for her.

Oh, wait. None of that is true.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (9qZ3S)

420 That might be the only beneficial thing to ever come of Albania.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ZTWVa)

Was it over when the Albanians bombed Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Miklos, Albanian proofreader at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (zCyNd)

421 412

Prehistoric Sperm Whales, shuddap, were ginormous. Could easily have swallowed a man whole.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (/tuJf)

Saw Jack Ham ride one in Kentucky.....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (ffWPP)

422 381 370 -

That might be the only beneficial thing to ever come of Albania.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (ZTWVa)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Albanian SKS's, extremely rare and valuable at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (o4fG0)

423 "We're all sinners" = what my coreligionists say whenever they're going to brush off sins in the next breath. We are all sinners. We don't all sin equally. Show of hands: who here has killed someone to have that person's spouse?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (9KUj4)

424 Democrats don't like that Trump fights back. They can go horsefuck.

Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (eAZVt)

425 Fucking HORSEFACE!!!!

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (jjaLl)

426 I still doubt that Trump would have sex with a porn star since he is a germophobe.Maybe he let her blow him and we learned from Bubba that that is not sex.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (mCMQ5)

427 Tim Carney: What if someone called my Momma a whore?

Trump: Is she?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (4ErVI)

428 It does seem over the top, but there is probably a reason for this. As others have suggested he is probably maneuvering his opponents to defend her further and they will then overreach. It's brutal but at least Trump has the stones to accept the political reality he's in.

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (QCc6B)

429 Felonia von Pantsuit went up to New Jersey...
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (O7MnT)

Looking for a soul to steal?

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (WRjNq)

430 Hills crashed the Scooby Van into a pillar today. LOL!!

Video at Breitbart


The picture on the article looks like an SNL skit! ...which is a reminder that I treat women like objects, I know.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (Y9zp1)

431 Wait, they let Hillary! drive?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (iwiQ1)

432 Posted by: SturmToddler at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (8D42x)

Lies, it's all lies. They meant to say she f**ked the Horse MASTER.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (sgZqZ)

433 Ben Sasse is a profoundly ridiculous and silly person.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (kT3/m)

434 Stormy Daniels has more Native American DNA in her than Liz Warren.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (O7MnT)

435 It is not a good thing when Trump gives you a nickname.
Posted by: DR.WTF?
----------

Probably a sign that your day has taken a turn for the worse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (ZY9MN)

436 I am concerned at everyone's lack of concern concerning the amount of concern we should be showing over the use of that awful word. And the spankings and oral sex.

Posted by: Percival at October 16, 2018 12:54 PM (bkRLk)

437 And worst of all? Trump said "pussy"!

Posted by: Tim Blarney at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (vtcmf)

438 Albania... Your land is mostly mountainous and your chief export is chrome.
Posted by: Coach at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (FGvan)

-------

Well, chrome, and civil disorder in Serbia. That's a big one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (AzW6q)

439 Jonah is one of my favorite books of the Bible.... totally relate to Jonah....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 12:47 PM (ffWPP)

It's one of my favorites too, because it showcases firsthand the difference between God and we human beings.

Jonah was angry that the Assyrians repented and were spared from destruction, when he ought to have been happy about it. Indeed, God excoriated Jonah for that very thing with the big-leafed plant and the worm that devoured its root.

God told him if I should have spared that plant, how much more should I have spared that great city Nineveh, in which there are sixscore thousand people that cannot tell their left hand from their right, and many animals besides?

God is more merciful than we are. This fact is frequently lost on Christians, who understand it intellectually, but do not understand it in their heart. He is kind to the unjust and the wicked, not desiring that anyone should perish, but that all should live forever. Indeed, when Christians quote Scripture of God, "My ways are higher than your ways, and my thoughts higher than your thoughts" in Isaiah 55, it is usually quoted bare and robbed of its context, in which God's everlasting mercy and goodwill are stated as absolutes, and that He will accomplish what he desires, and what he desires is to freely pardon sinners and bring them to righteous prosperity.

Jonah is a textbook study of God's moral superiority to us and everyone needs to read it and let it really sink in.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (6JL3d)

440 Great twitter response to the daintybois's taking vapors over "horseface":

"Even so, it's still about 1/1024 as offensive as socialism."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (H8QX8)

441 Menendez ads are all about Hugin's drug company getting sued for fraud or jacking up the price of cancer drugs and "standing up" to Trump.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (mCMQ5)

442 386 375 I figure a God who is powerful enough to create the entire universe can make one big fish and put it on the way to Tarshish.

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 12:46 PM (VhKw6)

When it boils down, this is basically the gist of where I'm coming from.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:48 PM (6JL3d)

It was actually a submarine built by the Sumerians using ancient alien astronaut technology.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (NWiLs)


What, not Acient Slavonaut tech?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (di1hb)

443 426 I still doubt that Trump would have sex with a porn star since he is a germophobe.
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (mCMQ5)

He's not a germaphobe.

Posted by: Not Thomas More at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (sFT/D)

444 You know how many new, one name posters have said exactly the same thing this morning?
Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:43 PM (oVJmc)
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No . . . I don't

This is the first thread I've read this morning, and I didn't see the point made, so I offered my two cents.

In future, to insure that I'm sufficiently original, I'll review the whole interwebs before chiming in.

Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (zuVZw)

445 In fact, children have more agency than adult women.

Heh. Totally.

I tell my wife when to go to bed, what to eat, what to wear, she can't go anywhere without me, and she has to ask me to buy things for her.

Oh, wait. None of that is true.
Posted by: bonhomme


Would be. If you were muslim.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (0mP7b)

446 Posted by: Albanian SKS's, extremely rare and valuable at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (o4fG0)

Were they the ones that had the receiver machined and not stamped?

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (sgZqZ)

447 Interestingly, contrary to what the Fakenews seems to want you to
believe but the percentage of men and women in the country is only about
1%.


The rest?

Posted by: Senator Ritt Momney at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (oVJmc)

448 I've got soy just coursing through my veins!

Posted by: Tim Blarney at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (vtcmf)

449 My Dedo, hated Turks!

Dedo is Spanish for finger.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)

450 I could have told her not to do that.

Posted by: Princess Diana at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (ZY9MN)

451 400. Duh. Everybody hates the Turk. But Albanians, man.....they're the Turk next door.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:52 PM (fA1SL)

Well the Albanian thing goes without saying for my Dedo. But the Turks held a special place in Dedo's hate list.

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (gmo/4)

452 Did Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg's thread winner nominee at #87 go over everyone's head, or am I the only one who lost it over "Gallop Poll"?

Posted by: VA MKZ at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (YIsx4)

453 442. Who do you think taught them? Yup. Ancient Slavonaut Overlords.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (fA1SL)

454 387
The white knighting has to stop. It's killing our country. We are being
held hostage by emotional terrorists.... And I'm talking about the white
knights in this context.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM (kBiSH)

The internet white knight is also likely to be the last guy to stand if witnessing an actual assault on somebody.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (Hn6S7)

455 Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (zuVZw)

Well you've gotten all butt-hurt so probably not a Russian 'bot.

Maybe a Russian troll.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (sgZqZ)

456 Were they the ones that had the receiver machined and not stamped?
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (sgZqZ)

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You can pick up the same model next door in Serbia and it's not all stinky and Albanian. And yes, machined, not stamped. Finns made 'em that way too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (AzW6q)

457 Daily reminder that we have largest deficit in 6 years and Trump tariffs will cost more than Obamacare. But keep on babbling about Horseface, Pocahontas, and Kapernik.

Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (oyvQI)

458 -
--

Bring a Horde related, 2x4 sign.


------------------

Mounted on a 2x4, for the benefit of the protesters outside.


Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (pMGkg)

459 My Dedo, hated Turks!



Dedo is Spanish for finger.



Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)

It's also Macedonian for Grandfather

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (gmo/4)

460 455 Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (zuVZw)

Well you've gotten all butt-hurt so probably not a Russian 'bot.

Maybe a Russian troll.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:56 PM (sgZqZ)

Macedonian concern farmer.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

461 Stormy Daniels has more Native American DNA in her than Liz Warren.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo



That's what she gets for dancing the Casino circuit.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (0mP7b)

462 Why does everyone believe that Trump had sex with this woman? Didn't the Blasey Ford circus demonstrate that women CAN and DO make things up to suit their own agenda? In college, of all the rape accusations that I heard from my girlfriends later turned out to be consensual sex, but regrettable sex. Mostly because they were really drunk and made bad decisions or their boyfriends caught them cheating. I'm a woman and I know how easily one can "misremember" an experience to fit an emotional narrative. Maybe men do the same thing, but as a woman, I feel that this is a very powerful proclivity of women.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (4YHTV)

463 Trump just says whatever, whenever. past Presidents would say the same in confidence, behind your back. lookin at you 44. you gave me the bird too many times.

Posted by: Neighbor of horseface at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (Wa5hI)

464 It's embarrassing to leave off important words.

You never live it down.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:58 PM (sgZqZ)

465 >>It's also Macedonian for Grandfather


Macedonian? I think you mean Gypsy.



(Sorry, canned response for the Macedonian ex wife)

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:58 PM (ZTWVa)

466 Advice to Trolls. Don't let anyone get your goat.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (sgZqZ)

467 Funny how the white knights forget Stormy wrote about Trump's dick, made fun of it, and the MSM all reported on it breathlessly for a while making fun of him.

Funny, that they have different rules for different castes.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (kBiSH)

468 Hills crashed the Scooby Van into a pillar today. LOL!!


Posted by: Common Tater at October 16, 2018 12:49 PM


Attending a 'fund raiser' for Menendez? I'll bet. She probably got told to get your ass down here and help out or I'm spilling the beans on the 15 year olds Bill and I daisy chained.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (URwyc)

469 "We're all sinners" = what my coreligionists say
whenever they're going to brush off sins in the next breath. We are all
sinners. We don't all sin equally. Show of hands: who here has killed
someone to have that person's spouse?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (9KUj4)

Christ said that even the desire to take someone's spouse is the very same thing.

If you've envied in your mind, in Christ's words, you're a thef and an adulterer. If you've been angry and hated someone, you're a murderer. Paul cautioned us on being proud of our moral superiority, and rightly so, because that was the way of the Pharisees, who Christ condemned as "whitewashed tombs, beautiful to look at, but full of death and decay inside."

Recognizing our own capacity for evil is an exceedingly important aspect of Christian development. The phrase "There but for the grace of God go I" needs to be writ in our hearts. We should not rush to take credit for our good choices and our self-restraint, for oftentimes it may be that it is simply environment or better awareness of God that enables us to make that good decision.

We as Christians aren't given room to boast. Down that path lay danger.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (6JL3d)

470 I tell my wife when to go to bed, what to eat, what to wear, she can't
go anywhere without me, and she has to ask me to buy things for her.

In'shallah, brother!

Posted by: Achmed at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (VckGX)

471 I feel a SchadenJONAHER coming on a whale of a one
almost harpoon like in it's whale oil be fcucked potential..
stand aside Ahab you Ayrab..my second coming discovered Saudi OIL.

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (5IHGB)

472 I have a good friend, a very wealth good friend, who just moved to Albania. His wife is a teacher and they've been everywhere so they decided they would move to nowhere for a year or two. She's teaching English to the yutes and he's just basically living like a god on about $20/day.

Different strokes but that seems like a poor choice to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (/tuJf)

473 426 I still doubt that Trump would have sex with a porn star since he is a germophobe.Maybe he let her blow him and we learned from Bubba that that is not sex.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 12:53 PM (mCMQ5)

And of course any presumed interaction happened years before he became president.

Everyone knew Trump is a poon hound. Three marriages. He cheated on Ivana with Marla Maples if memory serves.

I didn't care before and I care less now with his track record so far in office.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (4ErVI)

474 407

Thanks, Mike Hammer, at least my septic tank didn't float away. That seems to have been a thing here. Surge 12 feet, much worse than winds. I feel blessed and lucky. Port St Joe and Mexico Beach, heart breaking. And, that would be us, if it had hit 20 miles east.

Posted by: Ever at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (Y4X12)

475 449 My Dedo, hated Turks!

Dedo is Spanish for finger.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)

And oddly there's no separate word for "toes." Toes are "los dedos de los pies," i.e. "the fingers of the feet." Weird the stuff you remember from high school Spanish.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

476 I think the problem that a lot of people have with Christianity is that they can't accept that God is BETTER than they are, and has the right and authority to tell us what we should do.
A hard message for narcissistic snowflakes to accept.....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (ffWPP)

477 Dedo is Spanish for finger.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)

It's also Macedonian for Grandfather
Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (gmo/4)


Hmmm. *stares off into the distance*

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (T71PA)

478 The internet white knight is also likely to be the last guy to stand if witnessing an actual assault on somebody.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared

*tips fedora aggressively and rapidly*

Posted by: Dick, the White Knight at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (m4krs)

479 Who the hell is tim carney?

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (RuIsu)

480 As I have said many times, Trump the germ phobe did not bang that skank mattress backed cum-dumpster. I love how he fights...

Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (G5IFy)

481 Has Bill Kristol weighed in yet? He must surely be most concerned.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (a0IVu)

482 Why does everyone believe that Trump had sex with
this woman? Didn't the Blasey Ford circus

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (4YHTV)

One of these things is not like the other
One of these things don't have NDAs

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6JL3d)

483 Mounted on a 2x4 pick handle , for the benefit of the protesters outside.

Posted by: irright
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Just a thought.

Posted by: Buford Pusser at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (sc/gu)

484 I don't know if Trump screwed her before, but it sure sounds like he's going to screw her now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (oVJmc)

485 I prefer the David narrative to the lives of the patriarchs in Genesis. For the most part, they are not very sympathetic characters. At least David showed some character.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (/qEW2)

486 Who the hell is tim carney?





Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (RuIsu)

Wasn't he one of Obama's earliest press secretaries?

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6JL3d)

487 Living like a god in Albania just means the thatch on the roof has fewer animals living in it and the goat has it's own pen.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (sgZqZ)

488 Would be. If you were muslim.

If 2% of what detractors of Mormonism say about us were true, we'd be almost as bad as Muslims.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (9qZ3S)

489 Vic #258:
Back to my book, I can't keep up with the comments being posted so fast.

* waves to Vic over the crowd *

No kidding! I stop to write two lines and fall a hundred comments behind.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's like a Trump rally in here at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (+RmjD)

490 To Cucks like Tim Carney :

If you can't stand having the fight taken to you :

Stop Breathing My Air and Get The Fuck Off Of My Planet.

Survival of the Fittest, and You Ain't It, c***rag.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (UnA8+)

491 Daily reminder that we have largest deficit in 6 years"

It's 2018. Minus six equals 2012. Deficit then was 1.087T.

Math, it's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6qErC)

492 I don't think fans of Stormy Daniels' movies spend much time looking at her face.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsez The BREWERS - your NL Central champions!!!! at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (d6Ksn)

493 466 Advice to Trolls. Don't let anyone get your goat.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (sgZqZ)

Eww, I don't want anything to do with the troll's goat, no telling where that thing's been!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (RD7QR)

494 Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (oyvQI)

Hey dummy, check the previous thread.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (wYseH)

495 Psalm 51. "A broken and a contrite heart, O God, You will not despise."

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (3RwxV)

496 Unfortunately....

The RULES as printed with the Trump Rally admission tickets, specifically prohibit bringing any posters or placards into the event hall.

Now, if someone can work up a baseball cap with Ace's trademarked skull n' crossed swords from the masthead....at least that'd be a recognizable symbol. Get it to me by Sunday?

MAKE PIRACY GREAT AGAIN!

Trump would've been the King of Pirates.

Ain't no buckle ever been swashed quite like his, neither before or likely after.

We're living this history being made, each and every day, right before our very eyes.

Ours will be a generation which will speak witness to the Age of Trump.

Those yet to come, will envy us, the way so many envy we who lived the Reagan Years.

Reagans two terms were indeed, great.

Trump though is re-writing the Book of Greatness, and in his image as he does.

Epic times, folks. We're living in epic times.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 16, 2018 01:02 PM (QzJWU)

497 -
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Who the hell is tim carney?





Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM

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Funny bastard. Worked with Carroll O'Connor.

Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:03 PM (pMGkg)

498 "Trumps tariffs will cost more than Obamacare" is the stupidest thing ever posted on the entire internet, ever. The fucking trollish idiocy of that statement is fucking mind-numbing.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2018 01:03 PM (jjaLl)

499 476
I think the problem that a lot of people have with Christianity is that
they can't accept that God is BETTER than they are, and has the right
and authority to tell us what we should do.

A hard message for narcissistic snowflakes to accept.....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (ffWPP)
What brought Satan down?"Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsez The BREWERS - your NL Central champions!!!! at October 16, 2018 01:03 PM (d6Ksn)

500 Oh yeah, Trump so mean!
Who can forget the kindness and caring of Bill Clinton when he recommended that Juanita get a band-aid for her split lip after he raped her. Sometimes he just gets carried away.

Posted by: PJ at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (qlTN9)

501 David Dennison - Indian name?
Autism Speaks.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (fA1SL)

502 Who is horseface?


Posted by: JAS at October 16, 2018 12:06 PM (3HNOQ)


Stormy Daniels. She is supposedly 39 or 40? Damnnn she got more miles on her than the space shuttle.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 12:08 PM (9Om/r)

I guess "tunnelcooter" wouldn't fly on the Twatters.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (iwUO9)

503 No . . . not Russian, not a bot, not a troll, not butthurt.

Found the discussion amusing. Thought I'd engage with an attempt at humor. Maybe a lame one, ok.

Replied just to signal that I hadn't intentionally plagiarized anyone.

I'll do my best to survive the criticism.

PS: am I missing something about the one-name thing? Is that gauche? Etiquette lessons welcome.

Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (zuVZw)

504 >>Daily reminder that we have largest deficit in 6 years and Trump tariffs will cost more than Obamacare. But keep on babbling about Horseface, Pocahontas, and Kapernik.

It's funny watching liberals pretend they care about the deficit.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

505 >>>Has Bill Kristol weighed in yet? He must surely be most concerned.

He's concerned that Democrats are letting issues like Liz Warren's DNA and Stormy's lawsuit are distracting Dems from the issues they need to focus on to win Congress. I am not making that up.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (O7MnT)

506 Jonah is my favorite book, but I've always taken it somewhat differently. Jonah is a jerk. He flees from God when instructed to do His will, heedless of the danger he brings to others in the process. He is miraculously saved from his own folly; he is an instrument in saving a terrifying nation but is unhappy about it. I find it amusing and comforting. Its basic message is that God can even find a good purpose for jerks (which resonates with me for obvious reasons).

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (9KUj4)

507 >>"Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven."


I think you mean:

"It's better to burn out than fade away".

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)

508 I think the problem that a lot of people have with Christianity is that they can't accept that God is BETTER than they are, and has the right and authority to tell us what we should do.
A hard message for narcissistic snowflakes to accept.....
Posted by: kraken
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"Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

Posted by: Buford Pusser at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (gfQAD)

509 Wasn't he one of Obama's earliest press secretaries?
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6JL3d)

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You're thinking of smarmy Marxist Jay Carney.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (AzW6q)

510 Heh.

Lindsey says he will have a DNA test to check his Cherokee.

Posted by: Miklos, more Lumbee probably at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (zCyNd)

511 Speaking of fish, this one's a Moron.

https://bit.ly/2NIeLEw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)

512 When Trump is calling her HorseFace, he's not actually talking about her face.
Just sayin'.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (t41dG)

513 He's not a germaphobe.

Posted by: Not Thomas More at October 16, 2018 12:55 PM (sFT/D)'Yeah, that's why the Washington Compost wrote this article just before the inauguration.
"Shaking Hands is Barbaric; Donald Trump the germaphobe in chief"

Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (G5IFy)

514 "You can still buy monster-sized laptops, just look for "gaming" laptops."

System 76 "Bonobo" series. Sure, they only run Linux, but I've seen smaller desktops.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (7uLBT)

515 And you, madam, are a horseface.

But in the morning I shall be sober.

Posted by: Winston S Churchill at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (ie85J)

516 1/512th breed. That's all I ever heard.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren-Bono at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (vtcmf)

517 HYDRATE!

Posted by: Moron Signage at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (ZTWVa)

518 It's also Macedonian for Grandfather





Macedonian? I think you mean Gypsy.







(Sorry, canned response for the Macedonian ex wife)

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 12:58 PM (ZTWVa)

LOL! No offense taken. Macedonian women are dangerous. Plus the Greeks say Macedonians are really just Serbs that live in the mountains.

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (gmo/4)

519 And oddly there's no separate word for "toes." Toes are "los dedos de los pies," i.e. "the fingers of the feet." Weird the stuff you remember from high school Spanish.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 12:59 PM (NWiLs)

The German for "gloves" translates literally to "hand shoes".

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (WRjNq)

520 Federal deficits are not the same thing as State or municipal deficits. The latter two are very bad because taxation at those levels is what pays for the money those governments spend.
However the federal government prints money - which it creates out of nothing. When it taxes money from people that money is destroyed - it goes to the same place it came from when it was created. A federal deficit is a sign of a growing economy. A federal surplus would be a very bad thing since that would mean that the money supply is shrinking - which occurs when the GDP is shrinking.
Deficit and debt are very different things. The evil party equates the two because it wants to destroy the United States so it cons conservatives into "borrowing" money to cover the deficit because conservatives don't know any better. If you could print money why would you ever have to borrow money from anyone?

Posted by: An Observation at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (Ew9wx)

521 PS: am I missing something about the one-name thing? Is that gauche? Etiquette lessons welcome.

Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM

trolling checklist:
[ X ] no punctuation
[ X ] many misspellings
[ X ] inflammatory nonsense
[ X ] start nic with letter 'c' is preferred
[ X ] capitalization is optional

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (URwyc)

522 Live hard die young leave a good looking corpse.


(ps ersatz: don't take everything so seriously. Especially here)

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (sgZqZ)

523 As a lifetime concerned Republican who voted for Ronald Reagan 18 times I'm extremely concerned about the lack of decorum and dignity by this president in discussing this Horsefaced American.

The New York Times and CNN have reported that she is only 1/1000 part horse.

We should be addressing issues like children's arms being ripped off by their parents at the border and other stuff.

I'm concerned, dammit!

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (UFgOG)

524 "Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven."





I think you mean:



"It's better to burn out than fade away".

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)


I think you mean:
"... live in hell and rent out Texas."

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (QLvwG)

525 510
Breaking: Lakotah, Sioux, Apache, and Comanche Nations pledge loyalty to Lindsey Graham

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (fA1SL)

526
You're thinking of smarmy Marxist Jay Carney.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (AzW6q)

Ugh, that's right, thanks for the correction.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (6JL3d)

527 Daily reminder that we have largest deficit in 6 years and Trump tariffs will cost more than Obamacare. But keep on babbling about Horseface, Pocahontas, and Kapernik.

It's funny watching liberals pretend they care about the deficit.
Posted by: JackStraw


It's funny watching liberals care about a president's sex life.

*cough JFK cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (0mP7b)

528 "It's better to burn out than fade away".

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)

My my....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (wYseH)

529 These modern young males likely need a drip-pan. With a big ol' doily under it.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (RuIsu)

530 -
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Found the discussion amusing. Thought I'd engage with an attempt at humor. Maybe a lame one, ok.



Replied just to signal that I hadn't intentionally plagiarized anyone.



I'll do my best to survive the criticism.



PS: am I missing something about the one-name thing? Is that gauche? Etiquette lessons welcome.



Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM

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If you're legit, stick around. Single names are fine. We occasionally get a rash of one-name trolls.


Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (pMGkg)

531 If course God is "bigger" than me, blaster. He can forgive much. But I'm not required to think well of David's crimes. I have to laugh a little. People here at AoSHQ fulminate against adultery in fairly intemperate terms on a recurring basis. And the Horde would not look kindly on offing someone to have his wife. But David gets a pass because there's an ancient book about him.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 12:51 PM (9KUj4)


The part about God being bigger, that could have used a sarc tag, right?

You seem to be missing the point on David. No one is saying, oh, cool, Bathsheba, David hit it! Certainly not God, as he had their son die - which might seem a bit disapproving.

The Bible makes this point over and over - perfection is not required.

A message which works even if you think it is only a parable....

Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (VhKw6)

532 When you attempt to hurt the First Lady, I consider you a horse's ass. You're lucky he said "face."

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (HLTe8)

533 507 >>"Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven."


I think you mean:

"It's better to burn out than fade away".
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (ZTWVa)

Highlander v. Paradise Lost. That's a tough one.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

534 SHELF MADE

Posted by: Moron Signage at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (ZTWVa)

535 522 Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (sgZqZ)

Will do. Much obliged.

Posted by: Ersatz at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (zuVZw)

536 The German for "gloves" translates literally to "hand shoes".

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (WRjNq)


A German I knew once said that German was the single most inelegant language on the planet.

Knowing only comical bits of German I've heard and seen on the internet, I could not disagree O_o

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (6JL3d)

537 530

If you're legit, stick around. Single names are fine. We occasionally get a rash of one-name trolls.


Posted by: irright at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (pMGkg)



Harrumph.....

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (ffWPP)

538 "Handschuhes"

probably got that wrong, though.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (6qErC)

539 Live hard die young leave a good looking corpse.


(ps ersatz: don't take everything so seriously. Especially here)
Posted by: jakee308
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IOW, "Sex, drugs, and rock and roll".

Posted by: Jim Morrison at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (gfQAD)

540 Speaking of fish, this one's a Moron.

https://bit.ly/2NIeLEw
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)


A fish swims up to the bar...

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (T71PA)

541 quoth the horseface: Game on - tiny.

Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (C6xeQ)

542 "It's 2018. Minus six equals 2012. Deficit then was 1.087T.
Math, it's what's for dinner"

Indeed.
Here is some dinner:
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

How many years are those?
Which year has the largest deficit?
Eat up, trumpalo!

Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (oyvQI)

543 This is the story of Little Lupe.

Posted by: Lieawatha Warren-Bono at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (vtcmf)

544 The German for "gloves" translates literally to "hand shoes".
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (WRjNq)

Does it have at least nine syllables?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

545 480
As I have said many times, Trump the germ phobe did not bang that skank mattress backed cum-dumpster. I love how he fights...


Posted by: Timon at October 16, 2018 01:00 PM (G5IFy)


I suppose at some point the facts of the NDA could come out and it would show what he paid for for the NDA.

Trump is not talking like he is worried about what's in the NDA.
Calling her horseface only brings on more scrutiny which may cause him to have to open the NDA.....awe shucks.....what is in there is not what you think. He probably paid for to go to rehhab or something and she didn't want it out that she was a herpes infected crack ho, and he didn't want it out in the public he was a "good guy" to a crack ho cause it would ruin his reputation.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

546 Speaking of fish, this one's a Moron.


Mr. Limpet's hit the skids.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (oVJmc)

547 >>If you're legit, stick around. Single names are fine. We occasionally get a rash of one-name trolls.

Jury is still out on that Garrett guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

548 ps ersatz: don't take everything so seriously. Especially here)
Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (sgZqZ)

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AoSHQ is the Land of Fun.

Unless you're an actual troll. Then it's a blighted hellscape.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (AzW6q)

549 It's funny watching liberals care about a president's sex life.



*cough JFK cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 01:07 PM (0mP7b)


A toast to this comment.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (6JL3d)

550 482
Why does everyone believe that Trump had sex with

this woman? Didn't the Blasey Ford circus


Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 12:57 PM (4YHTV)

One of these things is not like the other
One of these things don't have NDAs


Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:01 PM (6JL3d)

While there is an NDA, seems a little odd that she supposedly has video and other evidence to prove it happened, yet only took a whopping 130,000 to keep quiet. Seems that she could have padded quite a nest egg if there was some type of veracity to the story.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (Hn6S7)

551 533
Highlander v. Paradise Lost. That's a tough one.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:08 PM (NWiLs)


Need clarification.... " Highlander" the movie, or " Highlander" the series????

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (ffWPP)

552 So if all of the current economic gains are the result of Obama's policies...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (83Wfa)

553 Looks like those fucking Applebees waitresses are slow again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

554

Funny bastard. Worked with Carroll O'Connor.


No, no, no, he was Sheriff Buford T. Justice's deputy in Smokey and the Bandit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (HaL55)

555 How many years are those? "

We're still in 2018.

Thanks for playing, though.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (6qErC)

556 541
quoth the horseface: Game on - tiny.

Posted by: unintended consequences how do they work again? at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (C6xeQ)


LOL Trump gets a Weiner insult. LOL That's all she has got.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (ymnmz)

557 First rule of warfare with Trump. Be ready to pay the price of losing.

Posted by: Deathknyte at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (gfoqm)

558 >>The German for "gloves" translates literally to "hand shoes".


That's because the German vernacular is like an erector set.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (ZTWVa)

559 Nude Elizabeth Warren

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (yQpMk)

560 This is the story of Little Lupe.
Posted by: Lieawatha Warren-Bono at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (vtcmf)

Correction: Little Latin Lupe lu.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (sgZqZ)

561 Need clarification.... " Highlander" the movie, or " Highlander" the series????
Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (ffWPP)

Movie, since that's where the quote comes from.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)

562 Who the hell is tim carney?


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he was great in the Rocky Horror Picture Show

Posted by: Catholic Church at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (PPbDD)

563

Just looked at Sloppy's twitter "feed". What abunch of horse shit.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (LilNs)

564 "as he had their son die"

Right, whacking a third party is David's punishment. Dying in bed in a pitiful state (which plenty of people do) as the head of state is David's punishment. We'd not consider this justice if this was the punishment for someone guilty of the same conduct today.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (9KUj4)

565 Jon Kary got excited there for a moment thinking he was relevant again.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (BRpqW)

566 And what is the 2018 deficit?

Posted by: David Dennison at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (oyvQI)

567 Trump is for the equality of women.

He insults both men and women.

Even though I didn't support him last election cycle, it was clear to me he wasn't mysogynistic or whatever. He picks out what is the most sensitive issue and then mocks that. For women, that is usually looks.

Calling a guy ugly is not going to have the same effect as it would on a woman. Men joke about how fat or ugly they are, fgs.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (9hauA)

568 553 Looks like those fucking Applebees waitresses are slow again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:10 PM (oVJmc)


Messed up the bier breadticks order again?????

Posted by: kraken at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (ffWPP)

569 and calling a woman with whom you had sex--thus cheating on your wife--ugly,
______________________

The only evidence we have that Trump had sex with Daniels is her word, and that is evidence of highly dubious credibility, to say the least.

The fact that Trump may have paid for her silence is not proof that they had sex, because Trump was in the middle of a campaign at the time, and he knew that even the allegation would do him damage with voters. He also knew that he had posed for a photo with her, so voters might buy her claim. So he may have simply made a calculation that it would just be cheaper and less trouble to pay her off.

Trump denies that he ever had sex with her. He's a well-known germ-a-phobe and the idea of him having sex with a middle-aged prostitute, when he could have had his pick of many younger, sexier, cleaner women, is not all that believable.

Not saying that it didn't happen, just that there's reason to believe Trump's version of events, just like there's plenty of reason to not automatically accept the truth of Daniels' version.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (fqUgw)

570 Nude Elizabeth Warren

NO WAY AM I CLICKING THAT.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (oVJmc)

571 Nood

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (fA1SL)

572

I just fvcked a squid and lemme tell ya, it's the UGLIEST squid I've ever fvcked. Drooping tentacles, flaccid ink sac - and a pathetic dribble to finish - pale flesh.

Sad!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (6llU4)

573 562 Who the hell is tim carney?
____________________________________

Jackie Gleason's sidekick.

Posted by: Ralph Kramden at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (vbJig)

574 FWIW, we're around the halfway point of Teh Won's 2009 Fed Deficit...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (6qErC)

575 The one weird trick to being a successful troll here is having a three word nic

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 16, 2018 01:12 PM (6wv+V)

576 In Portland news, it looks like the city wants to have the authority to limit the duration of time that a march can take place. They said the city would have to prove the march involved two groups with a history of violence. Guess who this is aimed at? It is annoying that the Patriot's Prayer group always jumps through the hoops to get a permit and gets shut down the minute Antifa starts throwing punches. BLM and Antifa never bother with permits. And this will do nothing to stop the streets from being blocked and travellers being harassed. I can't find a link for a story on this. It was the crawl line on the local news this morning.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (JKNZq)

577 Eat up, trumpalo!


*points at scoreboard*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (yQpMk)

578
While there is an NDA, seems a little odd that
she supposedly has video and other evidence to prove it happened, yet
only took a whopping 130,000 to keep quiet. Seems that she could have
padded quite a nest egg if there was some type of veracity to the story.


Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (Hn6S7)

A good counterpoint! I merely wished to make sure and avoid conflating Kavanaugh (whose life to up now looks about as upstanding as you can get) and Trump (who let's face it, is a billionaire playboy. Ain't condemning Trump, just calling it like I see it).

In the end, I always come back to this: of all sins, sexual sin is the easiest to fall into, and one which we all must struggle with constantly. I am inclined to judge lightly in these matters, and frankly, could not care an iota less who Trump has been doing the horizontal polka with because (A. not my business, (B. irrelevant to the governance of the United States of America, and (C. Holy shit brain bleach stat Dear God please no more

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (6JL3d)

579 I know that you may have no use for David... But, that is not important. The lesson is.. (listen close now..) God did.

Posted by: catman at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (mGbtv)

580 2013

2014

2015

2016

2017

2018



How many years are those?


From 2018, it's 5 jackass. Total fucking fail. EABOD.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at October 16, 2018 01:13 PM (jjaLl)

581 Avenatti reminds of the sleazy wop shyster in a cheesy 70s mob movie.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (bML9A)

582 >>>My my....

hey hey

Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (Zxy5I)

583 Daily reminder that we have largest deficit in 6 years and Trump tariffs will cost more than Obamacare. But keep on babbling about Horseface, Pocahontas, and Kapernik.

It's funny watching liberals pretend they care about the deficit.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 16, 2018 01:04 PM (/tuJf)

Hmm.... especially as Tariffs now go both ways.

In fact, as Tariffs are in fact, as Tax, the one the FOUNDERS wanted us to use to fund the US Government, then Tariffs help mitigate spending.

Posted by: Don Q at October 16, 2018 01:14 PM (NgKpN)

584 "Nood"


But...but...but I don't want to go to a new thread. I want to keep watching mouse destroy the troll.

Posted by: creeper at October 16, 2018 01:15 PM (7xXFn)

585 >>>My my....

hey hey



Rock-in-Roll will never die..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (yQpMk)

586


Right, whacking a third party is David's punishment. Dying in bed in
a pitiful state (which plenty of people do) as the head of state is
David's punishment. We'd not consider this justice if this was the
punishment for someone guilty of the same conduct today.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:11 PM (9KUj4)

Well, if you think the punishments unfitting, you can always take it up with God.

As an aside, I would more inclined to view OT records as propaganda for Israelite kings if the characters were not constantly shown as being such fallible, foolish people.

If I were writing propaganda, you can bet I'd write characters with fewer failings than David, Ahaz, Jehosophat, Hezekiah, Zedekiah, and the like.

Let's not even get started with Ahab or Amaziah.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:16 PM (6JL3d)

587 Also, biggest argument against OT being propaganda for Israel


King Friggin' Manasseh

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:17 PM (6JL3d)

588 The German for "gloves" translates literally to "hand shoes".
Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 01:06 PM (WRjNq)

Does it have at least nine syllables?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (NWiLs)


When saying it you make a noise like a cat hacking up a hairball. Is that sufficient?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 16, 2018 01:18 PM (hLRSq)

589 you can always take it up with God

Job says otherwise. (I don't mean that snidely. But if you take Job seriously (and I do, though not literally), there's no recourse.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (9KUj4)

590 Is everyone forgetting that the supposed "NDA" was not signed by Trump? Or that the "payment" came from Michael Cohen (yeah, THAT Michael Cohen.) Sounds like a set-up from the get-go

Posted by: artemis at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (AwPyG)

591 Not propaganda for Judah or Israel, propaganda for certain kings (The historical books anyway.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:21 PM (9KUj4)

592 Yes, I am fully aware of the NDA and Trump wanted her to keep quiet before the election. Maybe he just knows she's crazy and will say anything. She's been involved with politics before. I don't have all the details, but now I really can't take anything daniels says seriously. Like I said, the spell is broken. She's been parading around with the creepy porn lawyer and her behavior (not to mention the weird sketch of her attacker/ husband) does not say "believable" to me. Maybe I'm wrong, however I'm no longer going to do the obligatory, "Trump probably did sleep with her, but..."

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at October 16, 2018 01:22 PM (4YHTV)

593 Don't know if anyone's yet mentioned it, but, there's a reason President Trump used the term "horserface."

If I remember correctly, Daniels and CPL claimed President Trump defamed Daniels in a tweet.

I believe President Trump purposely used the term to rub salt into the wound.

Hilarious, actually.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (qC1Sy)

594 And to be sure, I, too, find David's punishment wholly unfitting. Indeed, it boggles the mind as to why he was not executed as he told the prophet Nathan should be done to the subject of Nathan's hypothetical lamb thief.

I can only presume that God has a plan, which up to this point in my life, has been a pretty safe bet for me. o.o God's justice is not slow, as some count slowness, but all things work to His good will. David's being spared the punishment he deserved has a purpose, and perhaps one day we'll know it.

Also, I'd point out that for the remainder of his life, David paid a heavy price in his family life for his misdeeds. Amnon and Tamar, Absalom, Adonijah.... and Absalom took his father's wives on the roof of the palace for everyone to see. Even after that, hearing that Absalom had died in battle inspired David to bellow to all the country that he wished he could have died in his son's place.

A point made that escaped my notice until brought up in one of Ravi Zacharias' speeches... the adviser that told Absalom to take David's concubines and screw them publicly on the palace roof? Grandfather of Bathsheba.

Yeah... maybe still bitter about how that whole Uriah thing went down, and the subsequent death of Bathsheba's firstborn...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (6JL3d)

595 I want a DNA test of Stormy's face.

Posted by: ST at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (YYlrT)

596 Sign could say "All hail the Ewok"

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (OOH1c)

597 So a porn star is upset with someone commenting upon her appearance?? Next they'll be accusing her of having fake boobs!!!

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (HLTe8)

598 "...and calling a woman with whom you had sex--thus cheating on your wife--ugly, is a reminder that Trump tends to treat women like objects, and not like people."

So where are your dueling pistols, Sir Galahad Carney?

Posted by: Wendy at October 16, 2018 01:25 PM (bpemY)

599 While there is an NDA, seems a little odd that she supposedly has video and other evidence to prove it happened, yet only took a whopping 130,000 to keep quiet. Seems that she could have padded quite a nest egg if there was some type of veracity to the story.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at October 16, 2018 01:09 PM (Hn6S7)


An NDA is a contract. Contract law is pretty well settled but there is a push in some states and some Congresswomen to make NDA's no longer valid.

In an NDA like this they are usually paired with an affidavit from the bound party. As in the case with Ms. Clifford - she signed an affidavit that nothing happened, and her NDA was a contract saying that she would not claim otherwise under penalty of the contract. The NDA is NOT written don't tell anyone what happened - it is written don't tell this lie anymore.

Now, all of that may have been a legal fiction - but once it is signed, it is legal FACT. Clifford (and Avenatti) are trying to get out of the contract, claiming that Trump did not sign it so it doesn't count. But his attorney did, and there is this little thing called Power of Attorney....


Posted by: blaster at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (VhKw6)

600 These women accusing Trump all behave as though they have no responsibility in their interactions with him. I HATE the portrayals of themselves as infants.

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (HLTe8)

601
Job says otherwise. (I don't mean that snidely.
But if you take Job seriously (and I do, though not literally), there's
no recourse.)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 01:20 PM (9KUj4)

No, actually, that is exactly the point I wished to make.

Job never got an answer as to why things went down as they did. Job's friends assured him that he'd sinned terribly and needed to repent for his (hidden, secret) sin, and Job declared vehemently that God was being unfair to him.

In the end, God neither accused Job of secret sin, nor made excuse for why he had allowed Job to suffer. Job repented of having challenged God, admitting that He is too far above us for us to understand what the hell's going on, our perspective being too small, and God reprimanded (harshly) Job's friends who "have spoken of Me what is not right."

It isn't that there is no recourse, it is that we must trust in the Divine perspective even when we, in the trenches of this life's war, would only want to complain about what the idiot brass is thinking in their strategy and marching orders.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (6JL3d)

602 Hey, she treated TRUMP as an object, buddy.

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:28 PM (HLTe8)

603 Tim, seeing the cigar go in and out was a bit more disgusting, you creep.

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:36 PM (HLTe8)

604 A point made that escaped my notice until brought up in one of Ravi Zacharias' speeches... the adviser that told Absalom to take David's concubines and screw them publicly on the palace roof? Grandfather of Bathsheba.

Yeah... maybe still bitter about how that whole Uriah thing went down, and the subsequent death of Bathsheba's firstborn...

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:23 PM (6JL3d)
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This is one place I find the Bible (as a whole) insufficient. Deuteronomy says that when Israel gets its king, he is not to multiply *wives* and horses. And yet David did. And yet Kings and Chronicles says in a couple of places that David only sinned in regard to Bathsheba. We can definitely see the the Deuteronomy as prescient of David's losing a majority of his kingdom by his own bungling. But it makes Kings and Chronicles less an oracle of God by doing so.

It's like an official pronouncement of the state of Judah that David mainly erred in taking Uriah's wife.

David's fall is proof of The Lord's principle, it's just that the *capper* is the conspiracy to kill Uriah. But there was a lot of behavior that played into that slide.

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (vDqXW)

605 Better to have "Please Mr. Custer" playing. Much more topical.

a Ray Stevens classic.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (sgZqZ)

606 Look at all them injuns.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:37 PM (sgZqZ)

607 Why was the ground at Little Big Horn White?

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 01:38 PM (sgZqZ)

608 It isn't that there is no recourse, it is that we must trust in the Divine perspective even when we, in the trenches of this life's war, would only want to complain about what the idiot brass is thinking in their strategy and marching orders.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at October 16, 2018 01:27 PM (6JL3d)
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The Lord's answer is also appropriate, though. He asks Job if Job knows *how* the various phenomena of nature work. He seems to say that if you don't know *how*, how are you going to understand *why*?

Can you always explain to a toddler why what seems to him or her to just be "you being mean" is actually for their benefit? A toddler doesn't know the first thing about *not* making it all about themselves.

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 01:41 PM (vDqXW)

609 Hell even I fucked ugly!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 16, 2018 01:42 PM (vCX3q)

610 597 So a porn star is upset with someone commenting upon her appearance?? Next they'll be accusing her of having fake boobs!!!
Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 01:24 PM (HLTe
***************
Sphincter bleaching.

Posted by: torabora at October 16, 2018 01:45 PM (vCX3q)

611 Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 16, 2018 12:42 PM (kBiSH)

Jawja fans want to bench Fromme based on one loss? My, the expectations have been raised!

Posted by: clutch at October 16, 2018 01:49 PM (kiSdp)

612 Does she live in Texas? Or was another suit filed in Texas?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at October 16, 2018 01:51 PM (Ot488)

613 Clinton van crashes in parking garage. She emerges unharmed but shaken with Huma. They were on their way to a benefit to raise money for Robert Menendez.

Scum showing up for scum.

Posted by: Cheri at October 16, 2018 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

614 Hey man, carneys built this country. At least the carney part.

Posted by: Tim Carney at October 16, 2018 02:06 PM (y3Eog)

615 The horseface line is not helpful. For a guy who shows political brilliance in many ways, this is just a stunning lack of awareness of how this will move public opinion of him down.

Seriously, people, we can want Trump to win all day on policy and judges and the economy, but can't we agree his tweeting habits are not sometimes destructive to the overall cause?

Posted by: vrf at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (MwaUC)

616 She does have a horse face! Look at that horse face!

Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at October 16, 2018 02:18 PM (pUDQf)

617
Seriously, people, we can want Trump to win all day on policy and judges and the economy, but can't we agree his tweeting habits are not sometimes destructive to the overall cause?
Posted by: vrf at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (MwaUC)

You're in the wrong political climate. I think you're looking for 10 years ago. You know, BO? Before Obama. I've one to many bitter clinger, fly over country comments to give a fuck what bad things Trump says about these assholes ruining America. Fuck them. Both barrels and the Dillinger, I say.

Posted by: Sara Jessica Parker at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (pUDQf)

618 Off horse face sock.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 16, 2018 02:21 PM (pUDQf)

619 grammie, carry a LAN cable with you in case you need
to hook directly to it. It looks like a large phone cable and will go
in that port on the side of your laptop. Check your junk drawer or that
box with all the weird computer stuff you never use. I know you've got
one.



It will let you hook directly to it and access the HQ so we can walk you through if the sticker isn't on the case.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 12:10 PM (83Wfa)


My neighbor just came over with her lap top to sign on to my internet. She couldn't get her WiFi ap to work so I connected a cable to the router to connect to her lap top. BION she had no Cat 5e port on her lap top for a direct connect to a modem or router.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 16, 2018 12:15 PM (mpXpK)

A lot of newer portables and smaller portables don't have a network port because of the size. The solution then is a USB network adapter which you can get at a computer store or amazon for about 15 dollars or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 16, 2018 02:23 PM (FTPn0)

620 It occurs to me that most women treat Donald Trump as an object - an ATM machine.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 16, 2018 02:25 PM (qUahL)

621 612 - little town southeast of Dallas (2nd layer of outskirt towns)

Posted by: Neighbor of horseface at October 16, 2018 02:30 PM (Wa5hI)

622 The horseface line is not helpful. For a guy who shows political brilliance in many ways, this is just a stunning lack of awareness of how this will move public opinion of him down.

Seriously, people, we can want Trump to win all day on policy and judges and the economy, but can't we agree his tweeting habits are not sometimes destructive to the overall cause?
Posted by: vrf at October 16, 2018 02:10 PM (MwaUC)

I can't think of any that have been. Trump tends to lash out to those who consider themselves players in the game of Politics and attack him. Once you go out on the field, complaining the game is rough is hypocritical.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 16, 2018 02:31 PM (FTPn0)

623 Exchanging sex for money with a billionaire male - thus, acting like a prostitute - is further proof that whores treat rich men like piggy banks.

Posted by: If I had a twitter at October 16, 2018 02:40 PM (b2jHL)

624 H-h-horseface. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

Sniffs.

Horseface. Holy shit.

Posted by: Orson at October 16, 2018 03:39 PM (nsAnd)

625 He calls her Horseface because he can't call her by her real nickname, Cumface.

Posted by: Billy B. Goode at October 16, 2018 03:49 PM (+lJOg)

626 Sounds like DJT was talking about TIMMY CARNEY'S MOMMY.

Posted by: SUG at October 16, 2018 04:51 PM (dMrJJ)

627 WHORES FACE???? Sounds accurate.

Posted by: SUG at October 16, 2018 04:52 PM (dMrJJ)

628 Tim, how the heck do you know if Trump had sex with Stormy Daniels? You just assume it. Just like you assumed that Brett Kavanaugh had sex with Christine High-Mileage Points Ford?

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 16, 2018 06:35 PM (HLTe8)

629 Bill Clinton? After Bill assaulted them, Hillary smeared them. It was a tag-team. And I don't mean his consensual girlfriends. And Hillary did it for her own political ambition. She walked on their faces on her way to the nomination while spouting "There's a special place in Hell for women who don't support women".

Horseface made me horse-laugh.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 16, 2018 08:28 PM (Ndje9)

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