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An Inspiring Tale of Excellence in Government
Now promoted to Deputy Head of Scotland Yard.
Thank you for your service.The man in charge of London police during last year's Westminster terror attack has revealed he stayed locked in his car and watched his colleague being stabbed to death. #7News pic.twitter.com/b6oZSNVyi7
— 7 News Melbourne (@7NewsMelbourne) October 9, 2018
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:08 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:08 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sheriff Scott Israel at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Big Al fredo at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (iWo0u)
Posted by: DanRather at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
Wait, he really was promoted? "
Can't think of a more iconic qualifier over there than hiding while barbarians stab people.
Just think of how high he could get promoted if he came out of his hiding place later and screwed all the corpses.
Posted by: lurker at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (XXNQ+)
Posted by: King Arthur at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (JUOKG)
These were the same faggots we fought during the American Revolution?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (+dsLj)
No, they had balls then. It wouldn't have taken long to beat an army that locked themselves in their barracks during an attack.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (E2OZT)
Over in the UK, it's probably more like "Make sure all the wankers have their TV licenses and look the other way when Muslim Rape Gangs show up."
Still catchy though.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Big Al fredo at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (iWo0u)
It was mortally wounded in the Trenches of Belgium and France in WWI. It died from Socialism following WWII.
The bastards even threw out Prime Minister Winston Churchill in 1945.
Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (vpH4d)
Get that Officer Exchange program set up with Broward County, stat!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (B04yX)
Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (dM3St)
Have to ask, though...were any of them armed???
It wouldn't excuse it so much as explain it.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (/Hopc)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (gkTS7)
Fag British Cop
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (mCMQ5)
Legendary cowards, that is.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG)
Like the rest of Europe, they never recovered from the world wars. Two generations of the best and brightest men were lost, back to back. Naturally, that left a dearth of male role models.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (J+mig)
Because their ain't much Great left about that place.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (UZ5/Q)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: lurker at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (BroGa)
Posted by: Puddin Head
He's the new Deputy Head of Scotland Yard in the 21st Century. Of course not.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (ZVors)
Posted by: Big Al fredo
Can you imagine what a beer is going to cost at the place?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (Q9+Sn)
Get that Officer Exchange program set up with Broward County, stat!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM
******
This.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Your Bureaucratic Elites at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Don Q at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (BroGa)
Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (9VeU0)
I'm sure he probably figured if he blew it, the thug would think it was a rape whistle and bugger him.
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (E2OZT)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Marmo - please do not boof on the covfefe at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)
-- 7 News Melbourne (@7NewsMelbourne) October 9, 2018
In the old days he would have offed himself after displaying such cowardice - even just to himself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (i7sdG)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (37IEG)
A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
Posted by: Big Al fredo at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM
Shouldn't that be "A Browbeating Monologue from Michelle Obama?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (3FPz9)
Posted by: Marmo - please do not boof on the covfefe at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK8)
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But they are for the little people and shit, y'all.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: The Drunken Bollard Queen at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (CaRQc)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (Ndje9)
What an inspiring message for us all.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (KUaJL)
Noticing a pattern here..
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: John Cleese at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DocJ at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (NYS7S)
It's like a bad femdom porno over there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Amy S at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (CaRQc)
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That's 200 hours work at their magical $15/hr minimum wage.
But totes for the poor and oppressed.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: eleven at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: taxpayer leech at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (Wa5hI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (Q9+Sn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (8ikIW)
Beer?
BEER?!!!!????!!!
*throws glass of chardonnay in Bruce's face*
Security! SECURITY! Um... El, um escorto this man... Outre. Out. OUT!
*points at door*
Posted by: Blue State Upper Crust at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (7PLM4)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/309895/
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (mCMQ5)
It wouldn't excuse it so much as explain it.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)
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Nope. I watched the video. And what do you bet that they still aren't armed?
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (U5tDi)
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (1XAal)
A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
Posted by: Big Al fredo at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM
Shouldn't that be "A Browbeating Monologue from Michelle Obama?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (4mUNO)
Well, I'm thinking "A Dick-Slapping By Michelle Obama" didn't focus-group well.
Posted by: Your Bureaucratic Elites at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (RD7QR)
"you bastards you made me soil my uniform!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)
No. He also had no balls or brains.
He had a car. He had everything in the car, and if they were too fucking STUPID to not have something else that can be used as an impromptu weapon with them, then he deserves to be cut when he subdued the guy with a knife.
Didn't he have an umbrella, a cane, a fucking tire iron or jack handle?
All he had was a cowardly excuse!
Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (vpH4d)
27 A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
Buy up all the seats in the front row, solicit volunteers to haul in twenty pound bags of crunchy figs, and then chow down on them in front of her when she begins dispensing his bon mots.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: SH at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Marmo - please do not boof on the covfefe at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (fq72/)
Now that their criminals are more into the disembowelings of the cops and the raping of the cops' daughters, courage is harder to come by.
Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (P1f+c)
One account that I read reported that he did not have a gun, nor did he have a radio. The account didn't say if he had a cell phone or not.
And he was an administrator; i.e. a bureaucrat.
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (oYD2h)
A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
Posted by: Big Al fredo
Can you imagine what a beer is going to cost at the place?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (8ikIW)
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Pricey, but the beers are 40 oz. each, and malt liquor to boot.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (UsCnO)
That was rhetorical.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (Ndje9)
The most important thing here is we have to get me to safety!
--Constable Coward
Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (jTv1/)
I mean, the DemonRats do the Diabolical Narcissist thing so efficiently it it is the next natural step for him.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (k2Hcx)
And why didn't his driver, at least, try to drive the car into the guy? Or something?
Even the French are laughing ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (i7sdG)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (vtcmf)
Maybe if he saw a woman NOT being raped, he'd have done something...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)
After all, if there's a woman not being raped, it means there's a Muslim out there not being serviced.
And we can't have that.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (2ubCU)
They're all kinds of brave when it's Tommy Robinson wielding... a laptop.
Well, the pen is mightier than the Muzzy stabby knife.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (76BPT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jummy at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (HW2Gi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
"Why did you join the force?"
"For the water skiing, and the travel, not the killing. I put that on my form, No Killing!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)
Now? Cuckland.
Tis a pity.
Posted by: DocJ at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (d7Ww2)
The truth is that he is right. Being unarmed can make you a victim, being unarmed also makes more difficult to stop crazy knife welding terrorists. I don't CC because I've come to the point that my reflexes and speed are fvcked. I also am very careful about when or where I go. I'm armed at home though. Unarmed police are just stupid.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (Q9+Sn)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (E2OZT)
Posted by: London Copper at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (B04yX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (yB2Yj)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (76BPT)
"You give me pale shelter..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)
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I tend to watch Brit shows because the acting is so good, but I had to laugh wen during one particular scene some soy boy tells the main character she is so pretty and smart and...
Her teeth point in 5 different directions, she's got a big ass mole on her nose the wicked witch of the west would envy and skin more wrinkled than hillary after rolling out of bed.
But she so pretty...
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)
It's Europe. They aren't good at sports involving their arms and hands. He could have kicked the hell out of the can in the stabber's direction, though.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (i7sdG)
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Craig turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (2ubCU)
Posted by: steevy
Wait, gender is a choice! How do you ask a newborn aobut it? Will every hospital nursery have its own psychic?
Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (P1f+c)
ARGH!!
The guy is a coward, but their idiotic policy of unarmed police is to blame, too.
Recall that the drunken soccer fan took on *3* stabbers because he knew they would kill many if not stopped/distracted.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (71o8T)
Posted by: Total Control Racist
I'm not a cop, but that's my most important thing too.
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (8ikIW)
Drivers for VIP bureaucrats are expected to provide some level of security, so not even the driver went to stop the attack.
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (oVJmc)
Elizabeth Hurley and Kate Beckinsale are the massive, massive exceptions to the rule.
Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: steevy
Wait, gender is a choice! How do you ask a newborn aobut it? Will every hospital nursery have its own psychic?
Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (P1f+c)
Too bad the homeless person at his gym didn't spit in his gob.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Sheriff Scott Israel at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (c07y/)
***************
I tend to watch Brit shows because the acting is so good, but I had to laugh wen during one particular scene some soy boy tells the main character she is so pretty and smart and...
Her teeth point in 5 different directions, she's got a big ass mole on her nose the wicked witch of the west would envy and skin more wrinkled than hillary after rolling out of bed.
But she so pretty...
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (+dsLj)
Which show?
I used to watch Coupling a lot. Very funny, very sexy.
I started to realize they decided Hugh Grant was the model of what they want an average man to be like. I like Hugh, but that stammering, genital-cupping, cringing is not attractive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy
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Male, Female, Gender to be named later?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Sheriff Scott Israel at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (Fb9aZ)
Now if they'd only boycott YOU.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Michelle Ma'Bell at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (71o8T)
We need to spread the rumor among Arsenal fans that jihadis support Man U, and vice versa
Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (7PLM4)
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For some reason Grape Britain seems to be an anomaly here. The rest of Europe like their guns, and surprisingly, even French farmers have arsenals we could only dream about. The Brits get derided for it and also get mocked by other Euros for having a CCTV up everyone's ass as well.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: red speck at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Is that the name of the Michelle Obmamamamam Tour?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (d7Ww2)
You know...I have bills to pay, maybe I would too...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Luke Skywalker at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: steevy
Birth Certificates fall under the municipal powers? I would have thought it was a state issue.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (i7sdG)
Reminds me of my first date with Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (Z4rgH)
That's islamophobic. He'd probably still be in jail.
Right now he's enhanced his resume. Straight to the top old chap.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (W+vEI)
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During the London Bridge attack, a bartender whose pub the attackers came into said the hell with that, and went over his bar to tackle them. He had more guts than the second in command at Scotland Yard.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (U5tDi)
In other dick news, Anthony Weiner to be released early from prison in May 2019. Whoo hoo!
Posted by: Cheri at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (HtLSE)
Birth Certificates fall under the municipal powers? I would have thought it was a state issue.
I first read that as "marsupial powers"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/309895/
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (mCMQ5)
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I'm in favor of this. Lets you know which parents are likely to be insane child abusers who encourage their kids to go through permanent body modifications to satisfy their own need for SJW street cred.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (dMvl+)
That's islamophobic. He'd probably still be in jail.
Right now he's enhanced his resume. Straight to the top old chap.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (TUU1F)
Check out the cunt who's the head of Scotland Yard now. Raging SJW lezzie..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (/9p9e)
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Forgotten, Unforgotten I think? May be the last Brit show I watch in a while, what with central characters being a Muslim family and a gay couple that was adopting a daughter.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (RKQ/v)
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So many cameras, in fact, that they won't even review the recorded video of petty crimes because there is so much of it and they can't afford to waste the manpower.
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Little Lupe at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR)
That's the new gender.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (i7sdG)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (71o8T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Scotland Yard at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (37IEG)
Barry and Brennan asked them to do the dirty work so there would be no federal paper trail. The Way the Founders and Bill Kristol Intended(tm).
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (+dsLj)
Hrm. I....may not be the target audience for that one.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR)
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That comes next.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Total Control Racist
I'm not a cop, but that's my most important thing too.
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (8ikIW)
__________
But is your job, "To Protect and To Serve?"
Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (vpH4d)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
That's what the Brit cops needed. A pouch full of weapons.
Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (I2dne)
I demand equal rights for Pouch-Americans
Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (hvf9s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPkjGkDScI
In this video we see him just after he shot the fucker.
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
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Welcome back!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (I2dne)
Can't imagine the UK news is any better than US media.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (6rEb+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Woo!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (bcbK8)
Think sort of a Cologne moment, but cranked up to 11.
Could land any number of places, but the UK is right up there at the top of the list. It is coming and it will be horrific.
Posted by: lurker at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (67XdO)
Posted by: LizLem
Actually, I think the last of the Queen's corgis passed in April...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (71o8T)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (JNTt1)
"Hate speech" "crimes". Orwellian mindset.
Yeah yeah just look around myself here in the US - what % of the populace has anything that could be considered, in an historical or substantive sense, an "American" mindset about key issues? But still. Depressing and infuriating.
P.S. If this guy ever runs into any barriers in the UK, the Broward County school system could use him - he'd fit right in.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (QDnY+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPkjGkDScI
In this video we see him just after he shot the fucker.
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (jxw6R)
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Can people who film police procedurals watch this for guidance? Notice where their fingers are. Those are Canadians practice basic gun safety (fingers up, along the slide, off the trigger) - something you don't often see in US cop shows.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)
voting Churchill out about a month after he saved their asses from
Hitler.
___
Hey in fairness that Oswald Mosley guy had some great ideas at the time!
Posted by: Modern Brits at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (eSx+E)
I nearly drove off the road.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh, rage blogger dancing all around at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (QMG5F)
out of the scabbard. We check how our Mags seat, the bolt sliding home
slick and keen like a razor's edge through fresh muscle. Does the
sight come up perfect every time? We check how our gear sits, snug,
ready but never constraining our movements."
h/t - https://bit.ly/2y9M6mS
Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (dM3St)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Speaking of the C word.
I was waiting for my wife at the doctors today. On the TV the had on "The VIew", I have never seen it.
A while back someone on AoS, or maybe Ace himself called them the "Cackling Cnuts"
They will talk over each other to make sure their opinion on everything is the only one heard.
Who watches that show?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (37IEG)
The guy served in British military in a special unit, the SAS-SY.
The extra SY is for "Save Yourself".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (i7sdG)
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (gmo/4)
I watched Sherlock (Girlfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, just add squee). It was pozzed at the beginning and then just got completely bizarre and weird at the end.
Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC)
Reporter:"How do you keep the base motivated now that the Kavanaugh nomination is over."
Trump: "Good Question. Just by winning. We're doing a lot of winning".
Posted by: WisRich at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Naa, save it for the chile
Posted by: wrg500 at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (neNUS)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (dMvl+)
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It's worse. We happened to be over there during their general election last year, and they blocked out Fox News for the day so even if you had cable, you couldn't see it. They let the other stations run, just not Fox.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (U5tDi)
Imma hurt someone.....
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
Can't imagine the UK news is any better than US media.
That's the funny thing - the UK media reports stories about US people/events that our own media won't (because it harms Democrats), such as the recent story on Leland Keyser, including comments from her falily.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (W+vEI)
Wasn't Hugh Grant busted with a tranny hooker about a decade or two ago?
Back when Tranny Hooker was a punchline, and not a role model?
Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (vpH4d)
I nearly drove off the road.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)
No but I did hear Nikki Haley praise Jared and give him credit for a lot of Trump's signature successes.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (71o8T)
It's the Walter Mittyization of an entire country. Better to be a diarist and record everything as it happens for good or ill than *do* any of that everything. Start with the pretense that the panopticon will prevent crimes by solving them, fail to solve crimes, fail to prevent crimes, and in the end just watch as the crimes go by, with copious notes.
The note-taking is the last pretense - if the government is so controlling as to want to watch at all times, it surely must be *in* control... but no. A seeming paradox that is no paradox at all, because a weak bully only bullies the weak, and is bullied in turn.
In the meantime, the oppression of the camera breeds sheep with fear of the shepherd who isn't there, and helpless to the wolves.
Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (kG5hP)
Later that night he stayed outside his car as his wife was impregnated by an acronym exactly similar to the British Broadcasting Corporation.
/ tries to slink under the limbo bar set 9" off the ground
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (URwyc)
out of the scabbard. We check how our Mags seat, the bolt sliding home
slick and keen like a razor's edge through fresh muscle. Does the
sight come up perfect every time? We check how our gear sits, snug,
ready but never constraining our movements."
h/t - https://bit.ly/2y9M6mS
Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (dM3St)
Good bit.
But they aren't raising too many men or women anymore.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: wrg500 at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (neNUS)
+++++++++
I was going to, but then reconsidered. Amateur move. I'll get better for next time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (pw+jk)
Back when Tranny Hooker was a punchline, and not a role model?
Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (vpH4d)
No. Hugh Grant was busted with a $25 street walker when he had Elizabeth Hurley waiting at home.
I think it was Eddie Murphy who was busted with the tranny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (i7sdG)
But when bad asses come calling to wreck havoc, murder and mayhem you can be equally sure those jackbooted nazi pussies are hiding somewhere in a safe zone instead of doing their freaking job.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (H/JFM)
Trump: "Good Question. Just by winning. We're doing a lot of winning".
And then PDJT should have asked the questioner how he or she stays motivated in their dying trade.
"Do you slink about, checking out the office spaces of those whose heads are rumored to be on the chopping block?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (T4oHT)
Negative, meaningful stories that were totally blacked out in the US - your NPR listener literally would have never heard of the topic - sometimes got extensive coverage in the UK dailies.
I recall it partly because it was a such a degrading moment in American history.
During the Cold War, generations of people living in the east bloc relied desperately on western broadcasting to get actual news. Not that long after the Cold War, AMERICANS had to go to foreign sources to learn important/negative stuff going on in their own country. How sickening a parallel is that?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (LWu6U)
Back when Tranny Hooker was a punchline, and not a role model?
--
Back when the New York Yankees didn't use catchers as pitchers?
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: RICHARD BLUMENTHAL at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (lMn1U)
If a man gets a sex change operation, he does kinda become a marsupial.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (1ISKN)
****
No, he becomes a "mansupial".
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (7PLM4)
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That last season was completely off the rails. I couldn't believe how ridiculous it was. I watched all the episodes because each time I thought, it can't get worse than this.
But it did. I don't how they made it through that final episode without laughing their heads off over how utterly nuts it was.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (q1VoB)
Not the first time a slob bully moron got promoted.
What the hell is the point of police there if they can't even protect themselves.
I mean, look at this fat pig.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (5P+SO)
Wasn't Hugh Grant busted with a tranny hooker about a decade or two ago?
Back when Tranny Hooker was a punchline, and not a role model?
Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (vpH4d)
Yup, this back when he was tappin Liz Hurly.
Talk about wanting some STRANGE...never understood men like that. I've done some kinky shit but never when I was in a loving relationship.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (bcbK8)
She wasn't a tranny but she looked liked Serena Williams.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (71o8T)
Posted by: Timon at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (G5IFy)
Reporter:"How do you keep the base motivated now that the Kavanaugh nomination is over."
Trump: "Good Question. Just by winning. We're doing a lot of winning".
Posted by: WisRich
Trump: "Good Question. There's always RBG".
ABT - Always Be Trollin'.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (kG5hP)
Husband's aunt has revived again, and he came home on Saturday after spending a week with her in Atlanta. We have plans to go (leaving early Friday evening), unless we have a tree or three on the roof, or worse). We're on the coast, so we'll miss the worst of Michael, but we're going to get TS force winds, and the dreaded spin-off tornadoes.....overnight tomorrow.....which is always fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Imma hurt someone.....
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
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Tooth pain is the worst. Can you go to a dentist and at least get some guidance? 4 days isn't enough time if it's major, but they can probably help anyway.
Depending on what it is, could be stress. I had tooth pain so severe a few years ago that it felt like an abscess and I was worried for my health in general. I went to an all-night dentist and she figured out that I had been clenching my teeth/jar from work stress so hard for so long that it caused all my symptoms. Kids getting married is probably pretty stressful, so figured I'd throw it out there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (I2dne)
Imma hurt someone.....
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM
Shove an aspirin (or half if female) as close to the pain site as possible. Repeat for days. Inflammation is most likely cause of pain. Aspirin retards inflammation.
For a while.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (2smhC)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (EdXJ0)
Posted by: C.S. Lewis at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: Brock Holt, for the Cycle! at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (HtLSE)
I'm surprised their punks haven't started playing camera cricket yet.
Perhaps they need to.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (dMvl+)
...
Yours is the Earth and everything in it!
And--which is more-- you will be "promoted to deputy head of scottland yard.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (LWu6U)
Imma hurt someone.....
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
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Noooooo, Tami! Go in tomorrow and get 'er done. You can't sit through your son's wedding with a toothache.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: RICHARD BLUMENTHAL at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (lMn1U)
Preach it brother - John Kerry
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (W+vEI)
he screamed, F U I am from Millwall, and then attacked him.
Also the Baggage Handler that BROKE his foot kicking a terrorist in the balls at the Scotland Airport.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (6XSUT)
"The Zulus are attacking!"
"Quick back to the hospital building! Hide under the beds with the wounded! Maybe they'll stab them and pass us by!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (71o8T)
Yup. It was nasty. And so, so weird.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (i7sdG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Brock Holt, for the Cycle! at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c)
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Pure ambrosia.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (kG5hP)
and Melbourne is the california of Australia, so even they are criticizing this
Posted by: brak at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++
Sounds like an honors graduate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (HtLSE)
How can you tell if the aspirin is female?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM
BRB: Gonna explain the entire English language to you in 2,000,000 words or less.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (URwyc)
Depending on what it is, could be stress. I had tooth pain so severe a few years ago that it felt like an abscess and I was worried for my health in general. I went to an all-night dentist and she figured out that I had been clenching my teeth/jar from work stress so hard for so long that it caused all my symptoms. Kids getting married is probably pretty stressful, so figured I'd throw it out there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (I2dne)
Could be clenching...I do that. If it still hurts tomorrow I'll call my dentist and beg them to see me.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (dMvl+)
Characteristically, I couldn't pick Taylor Swift, or her music, out of a
line-up, but she seems to be a savvy political celebrity. R candidate
in TN up *14* points in latest poll. Didn't think that one was ever in
doubt, but I don't know the state politically.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (QDnY+)
They're claiming 10's of thousands registered to vote after her statement. Didn't read much about what party they represented though.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)
You're a better man than I, Dindu Nuffin.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)
LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: brak at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)
True...although, might be a bad move to piss off someone who could be drilling on my teeth.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hugh Grant at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)
++++++
Election-time registrations are almost always Dems.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (dM3St)
It is actually titled, "Stay Sane, With Us."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)
Tennesseans are spiteful creatures that hate being told what to do (full disclosure, from a TN family). I'd bet real money that it was at least 2/3 R registrations.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)
If it can give itself a headache.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (gmo/4)
I watched Sherlock (Girlfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, just add squee). It was pozzed at the beginning and then just got completely bizarre and weird at the end.
Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (7PLM4)
The episodes are written by screenwriters rather than mystery writers and it shows.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (RD7QR)
I'd rather hang out with Sihks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (4QFZR)
For a while.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)
I will try that if need be. Cotton ball soaked in whiskey might be in order too.
Noooooo, Tami! Go in tomorrow and get 'er done. You can't sit through your son's wedding with a toothache.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (U5tDi)
I will if it gets worse. I might be clenching my teeth more than normal.
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (cF8AT)
They're claiming 10's of thousands registered to vote after her
statement. Didn't read much about what party they represented though.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)
++++++
Election-time registrations are almost always Dems.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (I2dne)
That was certainly the implication of the article. Taylor Swift voters, yeah, there's a group I'm concerned about. People who didn't register until Taylor Swift proclaimed she was a Democrat.
Not buying.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (T4oHT)
But they did arrest Tommy Robinson.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (Ndje9)
A group of faculty, students and alums at University of North Carolina Chapel Hill are nominating Christine Blasey Ford for a Distinguished Alumna Award
Read more here: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb2zc32b
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (xSo9G)
"The Zulus are attacking!"
"Quick back to the hospital building! Hide under the beds with the wounded! Maybe they'll stab them and pass us by!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG)
Beto O'Rourke's drift...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (2NqXo)
And I hope the man being murdered saw him sitting there....and will haunt him for the remainder of his days.
Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ever at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (OLS0m)
How can you tell if the aspirin is female?
Posted by: Bruce
Slight tuna taste.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Ma Duece at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (0dmP2)
A group of faculty, students and alums at University of North Carolina Chapel Hill are nominating Christine Blasey Ford for a Distinguished Alumna Award
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Echoes of the 'Duke 88' who defended Crystal Mangum
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (XKZwp)
Her hyena clit is girthy and turgid about Haley 2020.
I'm tellin' y'all - brain eating amoebas. It explains NeverTrumpers better than anything else I can come up with.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (T4oHT)
What?!?! Did not know!! D:
Is scaling back on the pups a sign she thinks she is nearing the end? I thought it was mandatory she have a herd of them around at all times.
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (hvf9s)
How can you tell if the aspirin is female?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)
No dangly bits. Didn't Dad have this conversation with you?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (RD7QR)
I'll have to remind troll my cousin who went there it's not a real school like State. Again.
/went to GT myself
Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: SaltyDonnie at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (i6shs)
Tami Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City is the place where
She said 'hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
Posted by: Lou Reed at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (fuK7c)
Read more here: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb2zc32b
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (xSo9G)
+++++++++++++
That will make anyone who is already a distinguished alumnus/alumna value the honor even more.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: DaveA at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: deepred at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (AfBox)
Allows me to repeat - gawdanggit Grassley and Co., do NOT let this s**t slip by. Pursue all the leads about internal and external improper and/or illegal conduct connected to this clumsy smear attempt, as your last letter to Ford's lawyers implied you would.
Perfect to have some concrete progress prior to the mid-terms, but essential that it get done. I don't think most people bought the smear job, but documenting its falsity and treachery in detail would add substantial value to the episode.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (QDnY+)
Really?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (jTv1/)
City. Folks know the drill, but the loggerhead nests still have a few
babies left to hatch. Anyone who wants to offer a prayer or two for all
the creatures to make it safe thru Michael would be appreciated.
Posted by: Ever at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (OLS0m)
Will do. We still have nests here where the baby loggerheads haven't hatched. I saw something on the news where volunteers went to several beaches after Florence, and dug through nests of ruined eggs, and managed to find a few live babies in the bottom of the nests.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tommy V at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (r+Z8L)
"Jerry has Messerschmitt fighters old boy, and look what they did to the Frogs! Sounds bally dangerous! Best to just let Herr Hitler occupy us and be done with it."
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (37IEG)
How can you tell if the aspirin is female?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)
It makes you feel guilty for breaking it in half
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)
UGH, yes. Bananas.
I've ranted about this before, but BBC's "Luther" was the perfect illustration of why unarmed police is idiotic. Several variations of:
Luther: "OK, mate, I'm arresting you for the murder of.."
Murderer: "I don't thinks so!"
*waves his knife, 2x4, pipe, whatever, then attacks Luther*
*After a scuffle, maybe a chase, Luther beats the crap out of the murderer and hauls him to the station*
Luther's Boss: "Again with the violence! I'm suspending you so you can think about what you did wrong. Straighten out, buddy,"
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tired Mom at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (A+OlC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (AzW6q) "
I'd say Toxoplasmosis, but I have a cat and I'm perfectly sane...(who laughed? WHICHEVER COCKSUCKER LAUGHED I"LL KILL YOU WITH YOUR OWN SHOELACES!!!)..maybe it's toxoplasmosis plus dangerously low testosterone levels?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)
I thought Ace was being sarcastic about the promotion. Nope, daft old UK bent on a suicide mission of defeat.
Then there is what happens when a French terrorist with an assault rifle is confronted by the three unarmed American men.
Posted by: Smaug at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (ReE5g)
More or less. When the last one died she said she wouldn't commit to any new corgis because she wouldn't last as long as a pup.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Fritz at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (Z9C5C)
Roarke's Drift, I think?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (QDnY+)
Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)
Moffat, one of the writers, and JJ Abrams both come from a similar school of thought, start off strong and throw all the things at the audience, then peter out wimpily at the end on the promises you have set up for them. Like inept UK police guy.
Joncelli, if I wanted to learn how to write a proper mystery, do you have suggestions on resources? I might also ask the book thread Sunday.
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SaltyDonnie
But again, that's one reaction for a fellow cop, and quite another for a peasant.
Which is a big problem here.
Posted by: Blue Hen at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
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It's not as though that wasn't actually proposed.
Winnie was having none of it...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)
We spellt fine in our native language before you Cromwellian bastards beat it out of us!
Posted by: The Irish at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (fuK7c)
320
Roarke's Drift, I think?
Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (QDnY+)
Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)
Just checked - Rorke's Drift.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (CDGwz) "
Hitler never should have killed Tigger. That was the last straw.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)
Godspeed.
Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Cheri at October 09, 2018 04:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:54 PM (71o8T)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)
++++++++
Could be worse.
Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Igor at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (oYD2h)
Tami Joe is right?
Who is Tami Joe?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (4QFZR)
Not sure, but her relative Billie Joe McAllister threw something of the Tallahatchie Bridge.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (UsCnO)
Prayers, Jane. stay safe!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:53 PM (d7Ww2)
Thanks. We dodged a big one with Florence. I have a cousin and her husband, and an uncle in Tallahassee. Uncle's nursing home isn't evacuating, and cousin texted me earlier they're as prepared as can be and aren't evacuating.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (ptqGC)
I have a serious question.
When did Tigger enter the Pooh universe? I loved Pooh as a child. One of the cereal brands that mothers who loved their kids bought came with little plastic characters that fit on your cereal spoon so you could look at Eeyore while you were eating your sugar milk.
I remember piglet and pooh and Christopher Robin, but I don't remember Tigger. Then I had kids and there was a Tigger.
I'm not necessarily anti-Tigger, except that I think he's new and I hate new things. Was he an A.A. Milne character?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (+dsLj)
Time to start a charity, call it "Gundles for Britain". Gather up used, but still-functional 9 mm and .22 pistols, and ammo, and smuggle large quantites into the hands of British patriots.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (iwUO9)
Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.
We spellt fine in our native language before you Cromwellian bastards beat it out of us!
Posted by: The Irish at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (fuK7c)
Heh - don't I know it - "to hell or Connacht!". Family home before becoming Yankees.
And the variations in the spelling of my own dear patronymic are legion.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Suicidal Brits at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (71o8T)
Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)
++++++++
Could be worse.
Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (I2dne)
Yeah, but you did that to yourselves!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)
NASA Astronaut has to apologize for quoting the man.
That's nuts!
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (oYD2h)
Is he the one married to St. Gabby?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (I2dne)
The rest of the world: Vowels exist, use them!
Welsh: OK! How about Cythmrwlliwg?
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c)
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He was. I remember him being in the cartoons - and the books - when I was little.
Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++
The English stole our vowels! They now have luxuries like "colour" - all at our expense. Vowels are a zero-sum game, people!
Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (I2dne)
Theirs is not to make reply
Theirs is not reason why
Theirs is just to lock the door and cry
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (T4oHT)
LMAO
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Inspector Nicholas Angel at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (DTX3h)
In the 1840s, Hindu priests complained to Charles James Napier (then Commander-in-Chief of British forces in India) about the prohibition of suttee by British authorities. Suttee was the custom of burning widows alive on the funeral pyre of their husbands. According to Napier's brother William, this is how he replied:
"Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs."
That was then, this is now.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (TEv5V)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (HDCbD)
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: bluebell
Yes, but you're a child. You probably grew up on the Goonies.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ever at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (OLS0m)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (HaL55)
Or cannonball. Hard to tell.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Cheri at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oiNtH)
Hitler played Left field but wrongly is assumed to play Right field
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (T4oHT)
--
Mark Kelly is married to Gabrielle Giffords.
Scott Kelly is his twin brother.
What does it say about NASA that astronauts have to toe the SJW party line?
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c) "
The intertubes say he was introduced in The House at Pooh Corner. So yes, he's an A.A. Milne character, but you're right he wasn't in the first couple books.
Or maybe you grew up in the parallel universe where there never was a Tigger.
YMMV
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oZ6kz)
That's nuts!
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (oYD2h)
+++++++++++++
It is nuts, but more because he thought he had to. The new rules say that you should push back on these people, then they freak out, slam your Twitter feed, then go away.
But NASA is government, so maybe they'd fire him. I don't know how stupid that particular agency is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (I2dne)
Talk about Fake News!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (dMvl+)
Switch hitter? I read that he had a thing for Fraulein Anna, aka Rudolf Hess.
Posted by: Fritz at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2018 05:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (71o8T)
+++++++++
Short stop (SS). Obviously.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)
Local trickle down media whore says crowd waiting to get in is enormous. Said she's not sure if there's ever been a crowd that big there before.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Inogame at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (ySZHT)
couple weeks ago after the coyotes had eaten 29 others. They rescued and
released at dusk. We lost so many this year.
Posted by: Ever at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (OLS0m)
We had a couple of redneck tourists on Tybee who picked up a couple of hatchlings on the beach and a motel maid found the turtles in a trash can when she was cleaning the room.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 05:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Drunk Mel Gibson at October 09, 2018 05:04 PM (pktrE)
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oYD2h)
You mean the same NASA that had as its primary task during the Barky years "Promoting islam through retarded bullshit and the denial of reality"? That NASA?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 05:04 PM (i7sdG)
That really is my theory on why they are all such pussies now.
Posted by: Blago at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM
Say what you will about the Moody Blues. But there's a "Sir" Elton John, and the Beatles got quite a few accolades from the royalty. But the Moody Blues had a song with part of the lyrics, "where empires turn back to sand'. A direct balls-in-the-face shot.
And the royalty snubs the ever-living-hell out of them. Though they probably brought some huge number of dollars into the country -- not that far off Sir Elton or Sir John, or whoever.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (URwyc)
Local trickle down media whore says crowd waiting to get in is enormous. Said she's not sure if there's ever been a crowd that big there before.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (4ErVI)
++++++++
Where is it today (hoping I can be home in time for whenever 7 PM local is)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oYD2h)
NASA...Never A Strong Alpha
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (4ErVI)
What a shame that Red Tsunami seems to have vanished now that Kavanaugh's in. 🙄
Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 09, 2018 05:06 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2018 05:06 PM (O2RFr)
Reich field.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (oVJmc)
Well done, Mr. Peebles!
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 05:07 PM (cF8AT)
If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?
Pitcher of course. That way he could get KKKs all the way through the game.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2018 05:07 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 05:07 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Inogame
He'd have to call a Chicago baseball game drunk?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 05:08 PM (HDCbD)
All the strong men/genes of Europe were killed in the two World Wars.
That really is my theory on why they are all such pussies now.
Posted by: Blago at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (UfkIY)
The few remaining ones moved to Brazil after the war.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 05:08 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical bears at October 09, 2018 05:08 PM (TSEbs)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)
Probably not. While the UK police do have armed officers, I believe they are in special squads and not very common.
It used to be a point of pride that the UK police didn't need to have firearms. Yet another one of those "out-moded" traditions that will have to be sacrificed for diversity.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (5Yee7)
I think the only real emotional attachment he had was with Geli Raubal, who was a niece of some sort.
Other than that mostly asexual. He tolerated Eva Braun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical bears at October 09, 2018 05:08 PM (TSEbs)
Ding Ding Ding ... we have a winner.
Although I'd argue your estimate is low.
Posted by: ScoggDog at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 05:10 PM (HaL55)
Saw it 64,000 new registrations
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2018 05:10 PM (O2RFr)
--
Prosperity
We got soft and lazy.
I include myself in 'we' but I'm not prosperous except by comparison to third world poverty.
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 05:10 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 05:11 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (I2dne)
Council Bluffs, Iowa.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:12 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 05:12 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 05:12 PM (eAZVt)
__________________
Front row tickets are $3,000, and back row tickets are $15,000 (because you can't see Michelle as clearly from the back rows).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 09, 2018 05:13 PM (fqUgw)
Saw it 64,000 new registrations
Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2018 05:10 PM (O2RFr)
********************
F the comical. Cancelled it 7 years ago and have never missed it. Can't wait to vote in Texas!!!!
Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:12 PM (4ErVI)
+++++++
Thanks! You in Omaha?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: The Cookie Man at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (0S1xB)
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I am! He's SO dreamy...
Posted by: Shep! at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (AzW6q)
________________
He spent 7 years living in a homo brothel according to U.S. spies, so probably . . . catcher.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 05:15 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 05:15 PM (T4oHT)
from TIME: "all men [and women] are created equal" - how long will it take? The assumption is that Kavanaugh is so obviously odious to women that his nomination proves the country doesn't see women as full citizens.
from USA Today: Matthew Shepard's murder and how it showed us how damaging is "hate". The assumption was that he was killed for being gay and not for fucking up a meth deal. Also, again, "hate" means "disagreeing with the USA Today editorial board".
We are swimming in a sea of lies. We are living in a Soviet society.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2018 05:15 PM (N1ZXu)
Kelly is an embarrassment to NASA. Why didn't he praise WC and maybe provide a bit of history? If it weren't for him, there'd have been no NASA and no men on the moon.
Damn, dude. Did they remove your balls in flight training because aerodynamics?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 05:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (I2dne)
Yeah.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:16 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c)
Tigger was in one of the Milne books, for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2018 05:16 PM (iwUO9)
I'm just at a loss for words at the idea that there are unarmed police officers. Here's the unhelpful wikipedia article on arming police officers.
https://tinyurl.com/pawrhuk
Apparently the citizens and the police want nicey-nicey relations between themselves and the community that comes with the police not being armed.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 09, 2018 05:18 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: DFCtomm at October 09, 2018 05:22 PM (50gG9)
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 09, 2018 07:32 PM (NmCNS)
Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2018 07:34 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Daniel Kunkle at October 10, 2018 12:41 AM (r7jLD)
oh, never mind
God, this is sickening. That this filthy lily-livered COWARD was PROMOTED after he let his man die alone?
Good God Almighty.
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