An Inspiring Tale of Excellence in Government

Now promoted to Deputy Head of Scotland Yard.

Thank you for your service.



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1 1st?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:08 PM (d7Ww2)

2 and second?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:08 PM (d7Ww2)

3 kinda lonely here

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)

4 jeeeesh. where is everybody?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)

5 Wait, he really was promoted?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (MX7xj)

6 What a cuck hero.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (Uiz/V)

7 Maybe he can release a duet album with the Coward of Broward.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (UnA8+)

8 I'm so lonely

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Did he not have a gun?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)

10 Sounds like a real stand-up guy!

Posted by: Sheriff Scott Israel at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

11 These were the same faggots we fought during the American Revolution?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (+dsLj)

12 eesshh. what a coward.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (a0IVu)

13 Ah, the stern stuff of British Imperial legend.
Legendary cowards, that is.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG)

14 He didnt want to get all stabbied either

Posted by: Big Al fredo at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (iWo0u)

15 "courage"

Posted by: DanRather at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (n/0Nw)

16 Vacations in Ft Lauderdale.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (4ZE6o)

17 At least he isn't full of hate and genocide like that evil Churchill.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (bcbK8)

18 UH--

--DRIVE OVER THE MOTHERFUCKER, EH, WOT?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

19 " 5
Wait, he really was promoted? "

Can't think of a more iconic qualifier over there than hiding while barbarians stab people.

Just think of how high he could get promoted if he came out of his hiding place later and screwed all the corpses.

Posted by: lurker at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (67XdO)

20 Well, those reporters are gonna be rounded up and imprisoned pretty quick. That reporting has got to fall under the hate speech laws over there.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (XXNQ+)

21 no go and change your armour

Posted by: King Arthur at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (d7Ww2)

22 Maybe he could come to Florida and be the new Sheriff for Parkland?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (JUOKG)

23 11
These were the same faggots we fought during the American Revolution?





Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (+dsLj)
No, they had balls then. It wouldn't have taken long to beat an army that locked themselves in their barracks during an attack.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (37IEG)

24 He's right behind his fellow officers - every step of the way.

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (E2OZT)

25 In his defense, I'm pretty sure only US police have the "Protect and Serve" motto.

Over in the UK, it's probably more like "Make sure all the wankers have their TV licenses and look the other way when Muslim Rape Gangs show up."

Still catchy though.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (KUaJL)

26 OT but I'm guessing Trump's announcement tonight will be endorsing the Border Wall bill McCarthy just introduced and campaigning on that.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (+dsLj)

27 A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??

Posted by: Big Al fredo at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (iWo0u)

28 Great Britain is Dead.

It was mortally wounded in the Trenches of Belgium and France in WWI. It died from Socialism following WWII.

The bastards even threw out Prime Minister Winston Churchill in 1945.

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (vpH4d)

29
Get that Officer Exchange program set up with Broward County, stat!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

30 How do you say "Space to destroy" in Queen's English?

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (B04yX)

31 "He's dead dispatch, I watched it myself" SMDH

Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (dM3St)

32 DISGRACEFUL!





Have to ask, though...were any of them armed???
It wouldn't excuse it so much as explain it.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)

33

EM FISH N CHIPS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (/Hopc)

34 Order of the White Feather.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (gkTS7)

35 What was I supposed to do?He had a honking big knife anf all I had was my brolly!
Fag British Cop

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (mCMQ5)

36 13 Ah, the stern stuff of British Imperial legend.
Legendary cowards, that is.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG)

Like the rest of Europe, they never recovered from the world wars. Two generations of the best and brightest men were lost, back to back. Naturally, that left a dearth of male role models.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (J+mig)

37 Am I legally require to call it "Great" Britain?

Because their ain't much Great left about that place.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (KUaJL)

38 Roll'em up!

Posted by: garrett at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (UZ5/Q)

39 They're brave enough to police Hate Speech on Twitter, though.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (oVJmc)

40 Let's not forget that these are the same sorts of brave law enforcement personnel that took turns with the muslim rape gang victims themselves instead of, you know, actually fucking doing anything about it.

Posted by: lurker at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (67XdO)

41 The technical term for this is "securing the perimeter." It's the stage prior to writing the report for the insurance companies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (BroGa)

42 9 Did he not have a gun?
Posted by: Puddin Head



He's the new Deputy Head of Scotland Yard in the 21st Century. Of course not.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (ZVors)

43 A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
Posted by: Big Al fredo

Can you imagine what a beer is going to cost at the place?

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (8ikIW)

44 Oil! Got a loicense for that knoife?!!

>rolls up window

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (Q9+Sn)

45 29
Get that Officer Exchange program set up with Broward County, stat!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM
******


This.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (0tfLf)

46 Well, he's an important person so he had to stay alive. You people wouldn't understand that.

Posted by: Your Bureaucratic Elites at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (RD7QR)

47 Never going to get a VC that way, crummy asshat.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG)

48 And now we know where Broward County got their promotion criteria.

Posted by: Don Q at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (NgKpN)

49 Wait, does this mean that we have proof of the no-go zones?

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (BroGa)

50 Maybe he could get a job as a school resource officer in Florida...

Posted by: blaster at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (9VeU0)

51 They do carry a whistle, right?

I'm sure he probably figured if he blew it, the thug would think it was a rape whistle and bugger him.

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (E2OZT)

52 I don't think Britain is salvageable.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (72PAC)

53 I hear the Broward County Sheriff Dept. has some openings.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (Z4rgH)

54 This guy sounds like he would fit in really well in the Broward Co. Sheriff's Office.

Posted by: Marmo - please do not boof on the covfefe at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (fq72/)

55 It's OK, everybody. He kept a stiff upper lip.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (HiLJ1)

56

RUN AWAY!!!!! was a Python skit, mate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)

57 The man in charge of London police during last year's Westminster terror attack has revealed he stayed locked in his car and watched his colleague being stabbed to death. #7News pic.twitter.com/b6oZSNVyi7
-- 7 News Melbourne (@7NewsMelbourne) October 9, 2018


In the old days he would have offed himself after displaying such cowardice - even just to himself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (i7sdG)

58 KEEP CALM

AND

HIDE IN A LOCKED CAR

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (W+vEI)

59 Does anyone know if he rolled down his window long enough to yell
"What's all this then!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (37IEG)

60
A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
Posted by: Big Al fredo at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM


Shouldn't that be "A Browbeating Monologue from Michelle Obama?"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (4mUNO)

61 Profiles in courage.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (3FPz9)

62 Damn, GnuBreed, you beat me by that much.

Posted by: Marmo - please do not boof on the covfefe at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (fq72/)

63

Old and busted - James Bond MI-6
New hotness - James Boned MI-A

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)

64 Broward County deputies approve

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)

65 If he writes a hit record about it, he'll be eligible for knighthood!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (Ndje9)

66 No wonder the muzzies are taking over that place when you've got pussies like that in uniform.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK8)

67 Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
======

But they are for the little people and shit, y'all.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (vg8iE)

68 The report says not only did he stay in his car, he ordered his driver to drive away after witnessing two stab motions on the downed constable and becoming worried he might be next.

Posted by: The Drunken Bollard Queen at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (CaRQc)

69 Sefton wins.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (Ndje9)

70 After being promoted, he gave a rousing speech about that day. He said he saw his colleague as he was being stabbed to death say "this is pretty bad, but thanks to my male privilege, it's not as bad as the plight of the immigrants!"


What an inspiring message for us all.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (KUaJL)

71 Just like the school police dude at the Parkland shooting. Flee and hide while the mass murderer does his killing.

Noticing a pattern here..

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)

72

Remember the Canadian Parliament sergeant at arms from a few years ago?

NOT this guy here.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (/9p9e)

73 He might have had a bunch of gooseberries!

Posted by: John Cleese at October 09, 2018 04:15 PM (oVJmc)

74 Top. Men.

Posted by: DocJ at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (NYS7S)

75 Seriously, the women all butch and domineering and the men are pathetic femmes.

It's like a bad femdom porno over there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)

76 Broward County!

Posted by: Amy S at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (eAZVt)

77 England is not what it once was

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red! at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (CaRQc)

78 Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
=========

That's 200 hours work at their magical $15/hr minimum wage.

But totes for the poor and oppressed.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (vg8iE)

79 A profoundly unserious people.

Posted by: eleven at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (NLLmE)

80 you expect me to run into danger????

Posted by: taxpayer leech at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (Wa5hI)

81 74 Top. Men.
Posted by: DocJ at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (NYS7S)

Bottom. Bitches.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (bcbK8)

82 One of the popular webms on the chans is of a UK policewoman getting dryhumped in the street by an immigrant. She does nothing but grin and bear it

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (Q9+Sn)

83 He has some royal title too.

Something like The Duke Of Puke.

The Earl Of Hurl.

Lord NotToward.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (Z4rgH)

84 Hard to believe these people are cut from the same cloth as Banastre Tarleton.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (AzW6q)

85

Maybe if he saw a woman NOT being raped, he'd have done something...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

86 Now the big cheese. Is it a meritocracy if no one has any merit?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (I2dne)

87 Can you imagine what a beer is going to cost at the place?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (8ikIW)

Beer?

BEER?!!!!????!!!

*throws glass of chardonnay in Bruce's face*

Security! SECURITY! Um... El, um escorto this man... Outre. Out. OUT!

*points at door*

Posted by: Blue State Upper Crust at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (7PLM4)

88 DeBlasio to sign bill adding third gender to birt certificates

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/309895/

Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (mCMQ5)

89 Have to ask, though...were any of them armed???
It wouldn't excuse it so much as explain it.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)
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Nope. I watched the video. And what do you bet that they still aren't armed?

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (U5tDi)

90
Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (1XAal)

91 60
A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
Posted by: Big Al fredo at October 09, 2018 04:11 PM

Shouldn't that be "A Browbeating Monologue from Michelle Obama?"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 04:14 PM (4mUNO)

Well, I'm thinking "A Dick-Slapping By Michelle Obama" didn't focus-group well.

Posted by: Your Bureaucratic Elites at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (RD7QR)

92 Heard bravely yelling through the glass of his vehicle -
"you bastards you made me soil my uniform!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)

93 9 Did he not have a gun?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)

No. He also had no balls or brains.

He had a car. He had everything in the car, and if they were too fucking STUPID to not have something else that can be used as an impromptu weapon with them, then he deserves to be cut when he subdued the guy with a knife.

Didn't he have an umbrella, a cane, a fucking tire iron or jack handle?

All he had was a cowardly excuse!

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (vpH4d)

94
27 A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??


Buy up all the seats in the front row, solicit volunteers to haul in twenty pound bags of crunchy figs, and then chow down on them in front of her when she begins dispensing his bon mots.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (pNxlR)

95 I thought knives were illegal in England? Not sure how someone could be stabbed.

Posted by: SH at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

96 He was just waiting for the right time to make his move. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Marmo - please do not boof on the covfefe at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (fq72/)

97 All the bobbies were tough when the worst they had to deal with was soccer hooligans. A bit of fisticuffs, then everyone makes up over a pint. Jolly good.

Now that their criminals are more into the disembowelings of the cops and the raping of the cops' daughters, courage is harder to come by.

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (P1f+c)

98
One account that I read reported that he did not have a gun, nor did he have a radio. The account didn't say if he had a cell phone or not.

And he was an administrator; i.e. a bureaucrat.

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (oYD2h)

99 43
A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??

Posted by: Big Al fredo



Can you imagine what a beer is going to cost at the place?

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:13 PM (8ikIW)

======================
Pricey, but the beers are 40 oz. each, and malt liquor to boot.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (UsCnO)

100 When will Britain realize that if they have roving hordes of third-worlders, then "armed police" will need to become more common?

That was rhetorical.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (I2dne)

101 Steyn: "Where everything is policed except crime"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (Ndje9)

102 The report says not only did he stay in his car, he ordered his driver to drive away after witnessing two stab motions on the downed constable and becoming worried he might be next.

The most important thing here is we have to get me to safety!

--Constable Coward

Posted by: bonhomme at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (9qZ3S)

103 England. Fucks given =0

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (jTv1/)

104 That Parkland Cop who stayed outside should run for office.

I mean, the DemonRats do the Diabolical Narcissist thing so efficiently it it is the next natural step for him.

Posted by: Sharkman at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (k2Hcx)

105 In the surveillance state of Britain they have cameras everywhere so I have to assume that every official knew this before they promoted the guy (or even as they didn't fire him right after that).

And why didn't his driver, at least, try to drive the car into the guy? Or something?

Even the French are laughing ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (i7sdG)

106 But they are so brave to barricade hospitals so parents can't take their sick babies home to die. Still makes me sick to my stomach. bastards.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (a0IVu)

107 I think this man is well qualified.

Posted by: Jamie Gorelick at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (vtcmf)

108 85

Maybe if he saw a woman NOT being raped, he'd have done something...




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)


After all, if there's a woman not being raped, it means there's a Muslim out there not being serviced.

And we can't have that.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (UnA8+)

109 Unarmed? He had a vehicle and 2 other people.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (2ubCU)

110
They're all kinds of brave when it's Tommy Robinson wielding... a laptop.

Well, the pen is mightier than the Muzzy stabby knife.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)

111
So basically the UK is rather fucked ?


?

Posted by: Yo! at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (1XAal)

112
"his" * har *

really, I typed "her"

thanks, autoencucumber

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (pNxlR)

113 He was just sheltering in place.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (76BPT)

114 He stayed in his car, secure in the knowledge that the stabbing victim's healthcare would all be free, thanks to the wonderful National Health Service.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

115 Better dead than racist though, amirite?

Posted by: Jummy at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (HW2Gi)

116

If he had a can of Libby's strained carrots, he could've thrown it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

117 "my dad told me, if someone tries to stab you with a knife, you could get hurt! So I'd like to leave before I get killed please"
"Why did you join the force?"
"For the water skiing, and the travel, not the killing. I put that on my form, No Killing!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)

118 Less than a century ago, The Sun Never Set On The British Empire. They were still a formidable world power, with a powerful Navy, and a reputation for genteel ruthlessness.

Now? Cuckland.

Tis a pity.

Posted by: DocJ at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (NYS7S)

119 Mandarin sockoff.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

120 you would have to PAY ME 3k to go see Moochelle

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (d7Ww2)

121 Unarmed police are a stupid policy.

The truth is that he is right. Being unarmed can make you a victim, being unarmed also makes more difficult to stop crazy knife welding terrorists. I don't CC because I've come to the point that my reflexes and speed are fvcked. I also am very careful about when or where I go. I'm armed at home though. Unarmed police are just stupid.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (0OmEj)

122 The important thing is that he got home safe after his shift.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (Q9+Sn)

123 I hope I live to see the day when Islam takes over the UK completely and burns down the palaces and their monarchy. Maybe then they will get it.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu)

124 He probably figured that since his colleague had free healthcare, they could patch him up right quick.

Posted by: Roy at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (E2OZT)

125 Oi! Officer discretion. I let 'im off wit' a warning.

Posted by: London Copper at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (B04yX)

126
Did not want to be accused of Islamophobia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (yB2Yj)

127 113 He was just sheltering in place.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (76BPT)


"You give me pale shelter..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

128 It's like a bad femdom porno over there.

***************

I tend to watch Brit shows because the acting is so good, but I had to laugh wen during one particular scene some soy boy tells the main character she is so pretty and smart and...

Her teeth point in 5 different directions, she's got a big ass mole on her nose the wicked witch of the west would envy and skin more wrinkled than hillary after rolling out of bed.

But she so pretty...

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (+dsLj)

129 If he had a can of Libby's strained carrots, he could've thrown it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)


It's Europe. They aren't good at sports involving their arms and hands. He could have kicked the hell out of the can in the stabber's direction, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (i7sdG)

130 Brave Sir Craig ran away
Bravely ran away away
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Craig turned about
And gallantly he chickened out

Posted by: Chicago Vota at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (2ubCU)

131 DeBlasio to sign bill adding third gender to birt certificates

Posted by: steevy


Wait, gender is a choice! How do you ask a newborn aobut it? Will every hospital nursery have its own psychic?

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (P1f+c)

132 >>Nope. I watched the video. And what do you bet that they still aren't armed?




ARGH!!

The guy is a coward, but their idiotic policy of unarmed police is to blame, too.

Recall that the drunken soccer fan took on *3* stabbers because he knew they would kill many if not stopped/distracted.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (W+vEI)

133

And that right there is why I don't identify as British-American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (HaL55)

134 Their best either came here or bled out in the World Wars. A sad shadow of a once great nation.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (AM1GF)

135 How is it they have soccer hooligans that will fight everyone and Police that will fight no one?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (71o8T)

136 The important thing is that he got home safe after his shift.
Posted by: Total Control Racist

I'm not a cop, but that's my most important thing too.

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (8ikIW)

137 I did not know the guy had a driver.
Drivers for VIP bureaucrats are expected to provide some level of security, so not even the driver went to stop the attack.

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (oYD2h)

138 *THREE* motherfuckers stayed in the car.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (oVJmc)

139 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (+dsLj)

Elizabeth Hurley and Kate Beckinsale are the massive, massive exceptions to the rule.

Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (7PLM4)

140 131 DeBlasio to sign bill adding third gender to birt certificates

Posted by: steevy

Wait, gender is a choice! How do you ask a newborn aobut it? Will every hospital nursery have its own psychic?
Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (P1f+c)


Too bad the homeless person at his gym didn't spit in his gob.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

141 "Your hired!"

Posted by: Sheriff Scott Israel at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (Fb9aZ)

142 To be fair, it's not like the suspect was using hateful language or anything...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (c07y/)

143 128 It's like a bad femdom porno over there.

***************

I tend to watch Brit shows because the acting is so good, but I had to laugh wen during one particular scene some soy boy tells the main character she is so pretty and smart and...

Her teeth point in 5 different directions, she's got a big ass mole on her nose the wicked witch of the west would envy and skin more wrinkled than hillary after rolling out of bed.

But she so pretty...
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (+dsLj)

Which show?

I used to watch Coupling a lot. Very funny, very sexy.

I started to realize they decided Hugh Grant was the model of what they want an average man to be like. I like Hugh, but that stammering, genital-cupping, cringing is not attractive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK8)

144 DeBlasio to sign bill adding third gender to birt certificates

Posted by: steevy

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Male, Female, Gender to be named later?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (I16G8)

145 141 "Your hired!"
Posted by: Sheriff Scott Israel at October 09, 2018 04:22 PM (Fb9aZ)


Now if they'd only boycott YOU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (/9p9e)

146 Trump's rallies are free, right? No wonder they're always full. Doesn't mean anything.

Posted by: Michelle Ma'Bell at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (I2dne)

147 How is it they have soccer hooligans that will fight everyone and Police that will fight no one?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (71o8T)

We need to spread the rumor among Arsenal fans that jihadis support Man U, and vice versa

Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (7PLM4)

148 The truth is that he is right. Being unarmed can make you a victim, being unarmed also makes more difficult to stop crazy knife welding terrorists. I don't CC because I've come to the point that my reflexes and speed are fvcked. I also am very careful about when or where I go. I'm armed at home though. Unarmed police are just stupid.

**********************

For some reason Grape Britain seems to be an anomaly here. The rest of Europe like their guns, and surprisingly, even French farmers have arsenals we could only dream about. The Brits get derided for it and also get mocked by other Euros for having a CCTV up everyone's ass as well.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (+dsLj)

149 He's perfect for upper management.

Posted by: red speck at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (6Krd7)

150 Male, Female, Gender to be named later?
Posted by: Calm Mentor

Is that the name of the Michelle Obmamamamam Tour?

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (8ikIW)

151
By the way, this is what the FemiNazis here want to turn men into.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (/9p9e)

152 120 you would have to PAY ME 3k to go see Moochelle
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:20 PM (d7Ww2)

You know...I have bills to pay, maybe I would too...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (bcbK8)

153 Of you stabbed this guy, I'll bet soy milk would pour out. Delicious!

Posted by: Luke Skywalker at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (TSEbs)

154 DeBlasio to sign bill adding third gender to birt certificates

Posted by: steevy


Birth Certificates fall under the municipal powers? I would have thought it was a state issue.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (i7sdG)

155 Her teeth point in 5 different directions, she's got a big ass mole on her nose the wicked witch of the west would envy and skin more wrinkled than hillary after rolling out of bed.

Reminds me of my first date with Bill Kristol.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (Z4rgH)

156 --DRIVE OVER THE MOTHERFUCKER, EH, WOT?

That's islamophobic. He'd probably still be in jail.

Right now he's enhanced his resume. Straight to the top old chap.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (TUU1F)

157 The car is a weapon as well. I did not think of that? Police need to be armed. Either way there is no point to having police if they are unarmed or not willing to use arms.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (0OmEj)

158 Recall that the drunken soccer fan took on *3* stabbers because he knew they would kill many if not stopped/distracted.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (W+vEI)
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During the London Bridge attack, a bartender whose pub the attackers came into said the hell with that, and went over his bar to tackle them. He had more guts than the second in command at Scotland Yard.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (U5tDi)

159 Lovely. The Coward of Broward still receiving his hefty pensions? No charges? The lying cuck of a Sheriff still a cuck?

In other dick news, Anthony Weiner to be released early from prison in May 2019. Whoo hoo!

Posted by: Cheri at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (oiNtH)

160 The England of The Four Feathers, this ain't.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (HtLSE)

161
Birth Certificates fall under the municipal powers? I would have thought it was a state issue.


I first read that as "marsupial powers"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

162 DeBlasio to sign bill adding third gender to birt certificates

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/309895/
Posted by: steevy at October 09, 2018 04:17 PM (mCMQ5)
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I'm in favor of this. Lets you know which parents are likely to be insane child abusers who encourage their kids to go through permanent body modifications to satisfy their own need for SJW street cred.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (I2dne)

163 Awful.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (dMvl+)

164 156 --DRIVE OVER THE MOTHERFUCKER, EH, WOT?

That's islamophobic. He'd probably still be in jail.

Right now he's enhanced his resume. Straight to the top old chap.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (TUU1F)


Check out the cunt who's the head of Scotland Yard now. Raging SJW lezzie..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (/9p9e)

165 Which show? I used to watch Coupling a lot. Very funny, very sexy.

******************

Forgotten, Unforgotten I think? May be the last Brit show I watch in a while, what with central characters being a Muslim family and a gay couple that was adopting a daughter.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (+dsLj)

166 I bet when the muzz take over the UK their religious police will be allowed to have guns.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (RKQ/v)

167 n the surveillance state of Britain they have cameras everywhere

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So many cameras, in fact, that they won't even review the recorded video of petty crimes because there is so much of it and they can't afford to waste the manpower.

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (oYD2h)

168 Her teeth point in 5 different directions

So?

Posted by: Little Lupe at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (vtcmf)

169 I first read that as "marsupial powers"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR)


That's the new gender.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (i7sdG)

170 Someone needs to photoshop Obama's birth certificate with that third gender.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (71o8T)

171 The Brits have richly earned any disrespect they get starting with voting Churchill out about a month after he saved their asses from Hitler.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (jTv1/)

172 Well, they do play metric football over there and those fans are tougher than the police are.

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (gmo/4)

173 We don't want violent men! We want men in touch with their feelings!

Posted by: Scotland Yard at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (37IEG)

174 Related: On the way out the door, Barry gave the UK and Aussie spy chiefs Intelligence Medals for helping to wiretap Trump. If I'm not mistaken, they used our own NSA capability under Five Eyes. I've heard that Trump has since blocked them, as well he should.

Barry and Brennan asked them to do the dirty work so there would be no federal paper trail. The Way the Founders and Bill Kristol Intended(tm).

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (Ndje9)

175 Forgotten, Unforgotten I think? May be the last Brit show I watch in a while, what with central characters being a Muslim family and a gay couple that was adopting a daughter.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (+dsLj)

Hrm. I....may not be the target audience for that one.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

176 I first read that as "marsupial powers"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR)
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That comes next.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (I2dne)

177 136 The important thing is that he got home safe after his shift.
Posted by: Total Control Racist

I'm not a cop, but that's my most important thing too.
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (8ikIW)

__________

But is your job, "To Protect and To Serve?"

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (vpH4d)

178 I first read that as "marsupial powers"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


That's what the Brit cops needed. A pouch full of weapons.

Posted by: mikeski at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (P1f+c)

179 Was this dude recently in a boat surrounded by whales? And does he sound like a woman?

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (4e+hS)

180 My computer is back up! *dances all around*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

181 That comes next.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:27 PM (I2dne)

I demand equal rights for Pouch-Americans

Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (7PLM4)

182 I'd say feed this loser yellow bellied policeman to the queen's corgis, but he'd probably give them indigestion.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (hvf9s)

183 Compare that with Canada's seargant at arms during a terror attack :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPkjGkDScI

In this video we see him just after he shot the fucker.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (jxw6R)

184 I think the last Brit show I watched was the original Top Gear.

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (gmo/4)

185 It would have been Islamaphobic to have confronted the attacker.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (TEv5V)

186 My computer is back up! *dances all around*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)
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Welcome back!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (I2dne)

187 Just noticed this is Melbourne News - so I'm guessing this is Aussies telling the real British news.
Can't imagine the UK news is any better than US media.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (dMvl+)

188 Yaaaaay Jane!

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (hvf9s)

189 So he is French?

Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (6rEb+)

190 180 My computer is back up! *dances all around*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

Woo!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (bcbK8)

191 There is going to come a point where it becomes obvious to the barbarians that they can get away with just about anything, all the time.
Think sort of a Cologne moment, but cranked up to 11.
Could land any number of places, but the UK is right up there at the top of the list. It is coming and it will be horrific.

Posted by: lurker at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (67XdO)

192 I'd say feed this loser yellow bellied policeman to the queen's corgis, but he'd probably give them indigestion.
Posted by: LizLem


Actually, I think the last of the Queen's corgis passed in April...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (AM1GF)

193 Arm them with a telescopic lance.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (71o8T)

194 Fucking pussy-assed, cowardly, non-manly, islamo-dicksucking wankers; BIRM. I fart in their general direction and to the french as well.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 09, 2018 04:29 PM (JNTt1)

195 Yes I haven't spent serious time or effort to try and understand it, but I just can't get over the society that has so much responsibility for our very concepts of liberty, and which was key in defeating the greatest organized forces of evil in modern times, falling so far, so fast.


"Hate speech" "crimes". Orwellian mindset.


Yeah yeah just look around myself here in the US - what % of the populace has anything that could be considered, in an historical or substantive sense, an "American" mindset about key issues? But still. Depressing and infuriating.


P.S. If this guy ever runs into any barriers in the UK, the Broward County school system could use him - he'd fit right in.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (QDnY+)

196 Compare that with Canada's seargant at arms during a terror attack :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjPkjGkDScI

In this video we see him just after he shot the fucker.
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (jxw6R)
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Can people who film police procedurals watch this for guidance? Notice where their fingers are. Those are Canadians practice basic gun safety (fingers up, along the slide, off the trigger) - something you don't often see in US cop shows.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (I2dne)

197 The Brits have richly earned any disrespect they get starting with
voting Churchill out about a month after he saved their asses from
Hitler.

___


Hey in fairness that Oswald Mosley guy had some great ideas at the time!

Posted by: Modern Brits at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (eSx+E)

198 Yeesh. I'm late to All The Threads, so I just have to ask if you guys heard PDT say Ivanka would be a great UN Ambassador.

I nearly drove off the road.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

199 If a man gets a sex change operation, he does kinda become a marsupial.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (1ISKN)

200 Did they bother to ask that slain policemans' family what they thought of this?

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (Z04f8)

201 180 My computer is back up! *dances all around*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, rage blogger dancing all around at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (QMG5F)

202 "It's that time when we check the edges on our sword, check how it draws
out of the scabbard. We check how our Mags seat, the bolt sliding home
slick and keen like a razor's edge through fresh muscle. Does the
sight come up perfect every time? We check how our gear sits, snug,
ready but never constraining our movements."
h/t - https://bit.ly/2y9M6mS

Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (dM3St)

203 So I can guess he didn't want to piss of a Muzzy any more than he was?

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (T4oHT)

204 Check out the cunt who's the head of Scotland Yard now. Raging SJW lezzie..
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Speaking of the C word.
I was waiting for my wife at the doctors today. On the TV the had on "The VIew", I have never seen it.
A while back someone on AoS, or maybe Ace himself called them the "Cackling Cnuts"
They will talk over each other to make sure their opinion on everything is the only one heard.
Who watches that show?

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (8ikIW)

205 No, if he was French, he'd at least have been carrying a weapon before he dropped it and ran.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (37IEG)

206 The man in charge of London police during last year's Westminster terror attack has revealed he stayed locked in his car and watched his colleague being stabbed to death.

The guy served in British military in a special unit, the SAS-SY.

The extra SY is for "Save Yourself".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (i7sdG)

207 I think the last Brit show I watched was the original Top Gear.
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (gmo/4)

I watched Sherlock (Girlfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, just add squee). It was pozzed at the beginning and then just got completely bizarre and weird at the end.

Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (7PLM4)

208 Has there ever been any news about the mostly peaceful practitioners of the religion of peace getting their just rewards for beheading the poor Brit soldier?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

209 Heh, Trump with reporters.

Reporter:"How do you keep the base motivated now that the Kavanaugh nomination is over."

Trump: "Good Question. Just by winning. We're doing a lot of winning".

Posted by: WisRich at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (G0vdT)

210 If he had a can of Libby's strained carrots, he could've thrown it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Naa, save it for the chile

Posted by: wrg500 at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (neNUS)

211 Can't imagine the UK news is any better than US media.
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (dMvl+)
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It's worse. We happened to be over there during their general election last year, and they blocked out Fox News for the day so even if you had cable, you couldn't see it. They let the other stations run, just not Fox.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (U5tDi)

212 I think I'm getting a toothache. I do not have time for a toothache 4 days before son's wedding.

Imma hurt someone.....

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)

213 >> Just noticed this is Melbourne News - so I'm guessing this is Aussies telling the real British news.
Can't imagine the UK news is any better than US media.



That's the funny thing - the UK media reports stories about US people/events that our own media won't (because it harms Democrats), such as the recent story on Leland Keyser, including comments from her falily.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (W+vEI)

214 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK

Wasn't Hugh Grant busted with a tranny hooker about a decade or two ago?

Back when Tranny Hooker was a punchline, and not a role model?

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (vpH4d)

215 Yeesh. I'm late to All The Threads, so I just have to ask if you guys heard PDT say Ivanka would be a great UN Ambassador.

I nearly drove off the road.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

No but I did hear Nikki Haley praise Jared and give him credit for a lot of Trump's signature successes.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (71o8T)

216 , and surprisingly, even French farmers have arsenals we could only dream about. The Brits get derided for it and also get mocked by other Euros for having a CCTV up everyone's ass as well.

It's the Walter Mittyization of an entire country. Better to be a diarist and record everything as it happens for good or ill than *do* any of that everything. Start with the pretense that the panopticon will prevent crimes by solving them, fail to solve crimes, fail to prevent crimes, and in the end just watch as the crimes go by, with copious notes.

The note-taking is the last pretense - if the government is so controlling as to want to watch at all times, it surely must be *in* control... but no. A seeming paradox that is no paradox at all, because a weak bully only bullies the weak, and is bullied in turn.

In the meantime, the oppression of the camera breeds sheep with fear of the shepherd who isn't there, and helpless to the wolves.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (HtLSE)

217 Jane are you still going to be able to on your vacation?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (kG5hP)

218 The man in charge of London police during last year's Westminster terror attack has revealed he stayed locked in his car and watched his colleague being stabbed to death.

Later that night he stayed outside his car as his wife was impregnated by an acronym exactly similar to the British Broadcasting Corporation.

/ tries to slink under the limbo bar set 9" off the ground

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (URwyc)

219 202 "It's that time when we check the edges on our sword, check how it draws
out of the scabbard. We check how our Mags seat, the bolt sliding home
slick and keen like a razor's edge through fresh muscle. Does the
sight come up perfect every time? We check how our gear sits, snug,
ready but never constraining our movements."
h/t - https://bit.ly/2y9M6mS
Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (dM3St)

Good bit.

But they aren't raising too many men or women anymore.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

220 Naa, save it for the chile
Posted by: wrg500 at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (neNUS)
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I was going to, but then reconsidered. Amateur move. I'll get better for next time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (I2dne)

221 Has this brave gentleman forwarded his CV to the Broward Sheriffs Department?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (pw+jk)

222 Wasn't Hugh Grant busted with a tranny hooker about a decade or two ago?

Back when Tranny Hooker was a punchline, and not a role model?

Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (vpH4d)


No. Hugh Grant was busted with a $25 street walker when he had Elizabeth Hurley waiting at home.

I think it was Eddie Murphy who was busted with the tranny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (i7sdG)

223 This is why I have lots of guns, because.....You can trust these Barney Fife SOB's to kick in the door of the wrong house and you can be sure they will shoot your old and docile pet dog.

But when bad asses come calling to wreck havoc, murder and mayhem you can be equally sure those jackbooted nazi pussies are hiding somewhere in a safe zone instead of doing their freaking job.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (H/JFM)

224
Trump: "Good Question. Just by winning. We're doing a lot of winning".


And then PDJT should have asked the questioner how he or she stays motivated in their dying trade.

"Do you slink about, checking out the office spaces of those whose heads are rumored to be on the chopping block?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (pNxlR)

225 Hey, on the bright side he prevented any further deaths, namely his own.

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (T4oHT)

226 votermom, actually a curious (and also infuriating and depressing) situation WRT Brit news - during the Obama dark age, marking the final collapse of anything resembling a press in the US, one could often find real stories/news in the British press, covering the US. Happened all the time.


Negative, meaningful stories that were totally blacked out in the US - your NPR listener literally would have never heard of the topic - sometimes got extensive coverage in the UK dailies.


I recall it partly because it was a such a degrading moment in American history.


During the Cold War, generations of people living in the east bloc relied desperately on western broadcasting to get actual news. Not that long after the Cold War, AMERICANS had to go to foreign sources to learn important/negative stuff going on in their own country. How sickening a parallel is that?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (QDnY+)

227 "if"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (LWu6U)

228
Back when Tranny Hooker was a punchline, and not a role model?
--

Back when the New York Yankees didn't use catchers as pitchers?

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (oYD2h)

229 We didn't put up with that cowardly shit in the Nam.

Posted by: RICHARD BLUMENTHAL at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (lMn1U)

230 199
If a man gets a sex change operation, he does kinda become a marsupial.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 09, 2018 04:30 PM (1ISKN)

****
No, he becomes a "mansupial".

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (Fb9aZ)

231 I watched Sherlock (Girlfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, just add squee). It was pozzed at the beginning and then just got completely bizarre and weird at the end.
Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (7PLM4)
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That last season was completely off the rails. I couldn't believe how ridiculous it was. I watched all the episodes because each time I thought, it can't get worse than this.

But it did. I don't how they made it through that final episode without laughing their heads off over how utterly nuts it was.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (U5tDi)

232 She mentions security equipment and him might still be alive.


How about a fukn gun?


Twits.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (q1VoB)

233


Not the first time a slob bully moron got promoted.

What the hell is the point of police there if they can't even protect themselves.

I mean, look at this fat pig.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (5P+SO)

234 214 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:23 PM (bcbK

Wasn't Hugh Grant busted with a tranny hooker about a decade or two ago?

Back when Tranny Hooker was a punchline, and not a role model?
Posted by: rd at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (vpH4d)

Yup, this back when he was tappin Liz Hurly.

Talk about wanting some STRANGE...never understood men like that. I've done some kinky shit but never when I was in a loving relationship.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (bcbK8)

235 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:33 PM (i7sdG)

She wasn't a tranny but she looked liked Serena Williams.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (71o8T)

236 Sooo, he is about to kill one of your officers and THREE OF YOU sit there and watch it happen rather than FUCKING DOING SOMETHING about it. Oh, you "might become a target" Fuck you ya Damn pussy. Un-Fucking-Real.

Posted by: Timon at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (G5IFy)

237 Heh, Trump with reporters.

Reporter:"How do you keep the base motivated now that the Kavanaugh nomination is over."

Trump: "Good Question. Just by winning. We're doing a lot of winning".
Posted by: WisRich



Trump: "Good Question. There's always RBG".

ABT - Always Be Trollin'.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (HDCbD)

238 British cops seem to be pretty much useless.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (jDF8P)

239 Jane are you still going to be able to on your vacation?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (kG5hP)


Husband's aunt has revived again, and he came home on Saturday after spending a week with her in Atlanta. We have plans to go (leaving early Friday evening), unless we have a tree or three on the roof, or worse). We're on the coast, so we'll miss the worst of Michael, but we're going to get TS force winds, and the dreaded spin-off tornadoes.....overnight tomorrow.....which is always fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

240 I think I'm getting a toothache. I do not have time for a toothache 4 days before son's wedding.

Imma hurt someone.....
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++
Tooth pain is the worst. Can you go to a dentist and at least get some guidance? 4 days isn't enough time if it's major, but they can probably help anyway.

Depending on what it is, could be stress. I had tooth pain so severe a few years ago that it felt like an abscess and I was worried for my health in general. I went to an all-night dentist and she figured out that I had been clenching my teeth/jar from work stress so hard for so long that it caused all my symptoms. Kids getting married is probably pretty stressful, so figured I'd throw it out there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (I2dne)

241 I think I'm getting a toothache. I do not have time for a toothache 4 days before son's wedding.

Imma hurt someone.....

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM


Shove an aspirin (or half if female) as close to the pain site as possible. Repeat for days. Inflammation is most likely cause of pain. Aspirin retards inflammation.
For a while.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)

242 Better than 10 cops stabbed than 1 mohammedan die

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (2smhC)

243 he must be penpals with the florida school pd.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (EdXJ0)

244 No chest.

Posted by: C.S. Lewis at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (SkuXa)

245 Back when the New York Yankees didn't use catchers as pitchers?


Sweet, right?

Posted by: Brock Holt, for the Cycle! at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c)

246 It looks like the Ford Fiasco may have backfired on the Dems spectacularly as Lindsey "Red Hulk" Graham is going to go medieval on their asses and is going to go out on the stump for candidates wherever he may be of help.


Posted by: Kreplach at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (kT3/m)

247 In the meantime, the oppression of the camera breeds sheep with fear of the shepherd who isn't there, and helpless to the wolves.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (HtLSE)

I'm surprised their punks haven't started playing camera cricket yet.

Perhaps they need to.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (J+mig)

248 The Portland Model?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (CDGwz)

249 that's a good point - The Daily Mail is a good source of US news that US media tries to hide.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (dMvl+)

250 If you can lock yourself in a car while your subordinates are being murdered.


...

Yours is the Earth and everything in it!
And--which is more-- you will be "promoted to deputy head of scottland yard.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (LWu6U)

251 I think I'm getting a toothache. I do not have time for a toothache 4 days before son's wedding.

Imma hurt someone.....
Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
----------

Noooooo, Tami! Go in tomorrow and get 'er done. You can't sit through your son's wedding with a toothache.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (U5tDi)

252 We didn't put up with that cowardly shit in the Nam.


Posted by: RICHARD BLUMENTHAL at October 09, 2018 04:34 PM (lMn1U)

Preach it brother - John Kerry

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (gmo/4)

253 Recall that the drunken soccer fan took on *3* stabbers because he knew they would kill many if not stopped/distracted.


Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:21 PM (W+vEI)

he screamed, F U I am from Millwall, and then attacked him.

Also the Baggage Handler that BROKE his foot kicking a terrorist in the balls at the Scotland Airport.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (6XSUT)

254 Modern battle of Rourke's Drift -

"The Zulus are attacking!"
"Quick back to the hospital building! Hide under the beds with the wounded! Maybe they'll stab them and pass us by!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG)

255 Shove an aspirin (or half if female)

How can you tell if the aspirin is female?

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)

256 When you nothing to fight back with except your wallet your kinda ham strung

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (T4oHT)

257 She wasn't a tranny but she looked liked Serena Williams.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (71o8T)


Yup. It was nasty. And so, so weird.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (i7sdG)

258 Does Scotland call their police force England Yard?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (4mUNO)

259 Sweet, right?
Posted by: Brock Holt, for the Cycle! at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c)
-------

Pure ambrosia.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (U5tDi)

260 Kipling in 2018:

You're a better man than I, Dindu Nuffin.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)

261 Tami, since you're Sicilian, you should make your dentist an offer he can't refuse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

262 Hope you will dodge all that crap weather Jane.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (kG5hP)

263 Just noticed this is Melbourne News - so I'm guessing this is Aussies telling the real British news.
and Melbourne is the california of Australia, so even they are criticizing this

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (VckGX)

264 So, he's a Broward County trainee?

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

265 So, he's a Broward County trainee?
Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++
Sounds like an honors graduate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (I2dne)

266 Characteristically, I couldn't pick Taylor Swift, or her music, out of a line-up, but she seems to be a savvy political celebrity. R candidate in TN up *14* points in latest poll. Didn't think that one was ever in doubt, but I don't know the state politically.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (QDnY+)

267 I've been there a few years back. The more northerly or westerly you go, the more free it feels... mostly. Still the odd obsession with license plate tracking at all the rest stops, the average speed cameras, screwiness. Got hassled some in Heathrow due to being there at a late hour and hanging in the airport until morning. Airport cops were substantially armed, because of course they were. I can only think due to my mostly unplan-plan vacation they thought I might be a welfare immigrant to enjoy the glorious panacea of the NHS. What. A. Laugh.

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (HtLSE)

268 Shove an aspirin (or half if female)

How can you tell if the aspirin is female?

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM


BRB: Gonna explain the entire English language to you in 2,000,000 words or less.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (URwyc)

269 Tooth pain is the worst. Can you go to a dentist and at least get some guidance? 4 days isn't enough time if it's major, but they can probably help anyway.

Depending on what it is, could be stress. I had tooth pain so severe a few years ago that it felt like an abscess and I was worried for my health in general. I went to an all-night dentist and she figured out that I had been clenching my teeth/jar from work stress so hard for so long that it caused all my symptoms. Kids getting married is probably pretty stressful, so figured I'd throw it out there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (I2dne)

Could be clenching...I do that. If it still hurts tomorrow I'll call my dentist and beg them to see me.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (cF8AT)

270 Tami, Joe is right - it might be from clenching/grinding your jaw. At any rate, most dentists are able to see emergency cases - you should get it looked at.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (dMvl+)

271 266
Characteristically, I couldn't pick Taylor Swift, or her music, out of a
line-up, but she seems to be a savvy political celebrity. R candidate
in TN up *14* points in latest poll. Didn't think that one was ever in
doubt, but I don't know the state politically.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:39 PM (QDnY+)
They're claiming 10's of thousands registered to vote after her statement. Didn't read much about what party they represented though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)

272 260 Kipling in 2018:

You're a better man than I, Dindu Nuffin.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (oZ6kz)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (bcbK8)

273 F U I am from Millwall

there's a beer named this in Sweden (of all places) in honor of the guy

Posted by: brak at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (VckGX)

274 261 Tami, since you're Sicilian, you should make your dentist an offer he can't refuse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

True...although, might be a bad move to piss off someone who could be drilling on my teeth.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (cF8AT)

275 It's the silent g's fault. When the spelling of your first name is completely irrational, it affects your decisionmaking from a young age.

Posted by: Hugh Grant at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (TSEbs)

276 They're claiming 10's of thousands registered to vote after her statement. Didn't read much about what party they represented though.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)
++++++
Election-time registrations are almost always Dems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (I2dne)

277 They're claiming 10's of thousands of deceased and illegals registered to vote

FTFY

Posted by: IP at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (dM3St)

278 LOL. Just got another email from NRO begging for money. This one is from a Michael Brendon Daugherty.


It is actually titled, "Stay Sane, With Us."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

279 But, you know, he probably comes from the 'right sort of people'.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (37IEG)

280 They're claiming 10's of thousands registered to vote after her statement. Didn't read much about what party they represented though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)

Tennesseans are spiteful creatures that hate being told what to do (full disclosure, from a TN family). I'd bet real money that it was at least 2/3 R registrations.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (J+mig)

281 How can you tell if the aspirin is female?

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)


If it can give itself a headache.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (9Om/r)

282 207 I think the last Brit show I watched was the original Top Gear.
Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:28 PM (gmo/4)

I watched Sherlock (Girlfriend, Benedict Cumberbatch, just add squee). It was pozzed at the beginning and then just got completely bizarre and weird at the end.
Posted by: Vanya at October 09, 2018 04:31 PM (7PLM4)

The episodes are written by screenwriters rather than mystery writers and it shows.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 04:42 PM (RD7QR)

283 The yobs and the Eastenders are the only hope for masculinity among the pale folk of England.

I'd rather hang out with Sihks

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

284 Anyone who only registered to vote because Miss Shake It Off told them to is too stupid to set an alarm on voting day. I'm not worried.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (oZ6kz)

285
Tami Joe is right?

Who is Tami Joe?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (4QFZR)

286 Shove an aspirin (or half if female) as close to the pain site as possible. Repeat for days. Inflammation is most likely cause of pain. Aspirin retards inflammation.
For a while.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 04:35 PM (URwyc)

I will try that if need be. Cotton ball soaked in whiskey might be in order too.



Noooooo, Tami! Go in tomorrow and get 'er done. You can't sit through your son's wedding with a toothache.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:36 PM (U5tDi)

I will if it gets worse. I might be clenching my teeth more than normal.

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (cF8AT)

287 276
They're claiming 10's of thousands registered to vote after her
statement. Didn't read much about what party they represented though.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG)

++++++

Election-time registrations are almost always Dems.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:41 PM (I2dne)
That was certainly the implication of the article. Taylor Swift voters, yeah, there's a group I'm concerned about. People who didn't register until Taylor Swift proclaimed she was a Democrat.

Not buying.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (37IEG)

288 Rich Zeoli 1210am was talking about Taylor, good chance he said her candidate will loose.

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (T4oHT)

289 They beefed up security at Westminster--but not at the border. Nor have they required officers to be armed.

But they did arrest Tommy Robinson.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (Ndje9)

290 Meanwhile:

A group of faculty, students and alums at University of North Carolina Chapel Hill are nominating Christine Blasey Ford for a Distinguished Alumna Award

Read more here: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb2zc32b

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (xSo9G)

291 254 Modern battle of Rourke's Drift -

"The Zulus are attacking!"
"Quick back to the hospital building! Hide under the beds with the wounded! Maybe they'll stab them and pass us by!"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG)


Beto O'Rourke's drift...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (/9p9e)

292 He sat in his car saying, "Oh my, THAT looks dangerous."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (2NqXo)

293 I hope he saw the face of the man being stabbed to death as he sat there in a puddle of his own piss.

And I hope the man being murdered saw him sitting there....and will haunt him for the remainder of his days.

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (Zz0t1)

294 OT: on a barrier island around 60 m east of Panama City. Folks know the drill, but the loggerhead nests still have a few babies left to hatch. Anyone who wants to offer a prayer or two for all the creatures to make it safe thru Michael would be appreciated.

Posted by: Ever at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (OLS0m)

295 Shove an aspirin (or half if female)

How can you tell if the aspirin is female?
Posted by: Bruce


Slight tuna taste.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (HDCbD)

296 Not quite cricket now is it, there I sat fillin' me shorts...

Posted by: Ma Duece at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (0dmP2)

297 Meanwhile:

A group of faculty, students and alums at University of North Carolina Chapel Hill are nominating Christine Blasey Ford for a Distinguished Alumna Award

----------------

Echoes of the 'Duke 88' who defended Crystal Mangum

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (xSo9G)

298 Husband was in England in early 2015, and they weren't allowed to wear their uniforms off base. They had to come onto base to change into uniform. What a pain in the arse.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (XKZwp)

299 Swung by Jen Rubin's twatter... Bill Kristol isn't the only one on this train today.

Her hyena clit is girthy and turgid about Haley 2020.

I'm tellin' y'all - brain eating amoebas. It explains NeverTrumpers better than anything else I can come up with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (AzW6q)

300 Leftist keep insisting every woman in the country is pissed off Kav the rapist is on the SC. Its all I hear from them.

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (T4oHT)

301 >>> Actually, I think the last of the Queen's corgis passed in April...


What?!?! Did not know!! D:

Is scaling back on the pups a sign she thinks she is nearing the end? I thought it was mandatory she have a herd of them around at all times.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (hvf9s)

302 255 Shove an aspirin (or half if female)

How can you tell if the aspirin is female?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)

No dangly bits. Didn't Dad have this conversation with you?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (RD7QR)

303 nominating Christine Blasey Ford for a Distinguished Alumna Award

I'll have to remind troll my cousin who went there it's not a real school like State. Again.

/went to GT myself

Posted by: Sporkatus at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (HtLSE)

304 For a little context, if a police officer or corrections officer did this in the USA, they would either be fired, or if they somehow managed to remain employed by a miracle, they would be a pariah from here on out. No one would talk to them, and he'd better never get into a serious situation himself, because responding officers would have to stop along the way to tie their shoes, comb their hair, etc.

Posted by: SaltyDonnie at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (i6shs)

305 Who is Tami Joe?


Tami Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New York City is the place where
She said 'hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'

Posted by: Lou Reed at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (fuK7c)

306 A group of faculty, students and alums at University of North Carolina Chapel Hill are nominating Christine Blasey Ford for a Distinguished Alumna Award

Read more here: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb2zc32b
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:44 PM (xSo9G)
+++++++++++++
That will make anyone who is already a distinguished alumnus/alumna value the honor even more.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (I2dne)

307 You had a car didn't you?
And that pointy hat!


Posted by: DaveA at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (FhXTo)

308 No British Dirty Harry's Remember the British are civilized.

Posted by: deepred at October 09, 2018 04:47 PM (AfBox)

309 Mike H., that's awesome (the Ford award).


Allows me to repeat - gawdanggit Grassley and Co., do NOT let this s**t slip by. Pursue all the leads about internal and external improper and/or illegal conduct connected to this clumsy smear attempt, as your last letter to Ford's lawyers implied you would.


Perfect to have some concrete progress prior to the mid-terms, but essential that it get done. I don't think most people bought the smear job, but documenting its falsity and treachery in detail would add substantial value to the episode.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (QDnY+)

310 @304
Really?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (jTv1/)

311 OT: on a barrier island around 60 m east of Panama
City. Folks know the drill, but the loggerhead nests still have a few
babies left to hatch. Anyone who wants to offer a prayer or two for all
the creatures to make it safe thru Michael would be appreciated.

Posted by: Ever at October 09, 2018 04:45 PM (OLS0m)


Will do. We still have nests here where the baby loggerheads haven't hatched. I saw something on the news where volunteers went to several beaches after Florence, and dug through nests of ruined eggs, and managed to find a few live babies in the bottom of the nests.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

312 There are moments where I don't see how Western Civilization has a chance.

Posted by: Tommy V at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (r+Z8L)

313 Modern day Finest Hour.
"Jerry has Messerschmitt fighters old boy, and look what they did to the Frogs! Sounds bally dangerous! Best to just let Herr Hitler occupy us and be done with it."

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (37IEG)

314 302 255 Shove an aspirin (or half if female)

How can you tell if the aspirin is female?
Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:37 PM (8ikIW)

It makes you feel guilty for breaking it in half

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (d7Ww2)

315 >>It was pozzed at the beginning and then just got completely bizarre and weird at the end.


UGH, yes. Bananas.


I've ranted about this before, but BBC's "Luther" was the perfect illustration of why unarmed police is idiotic. Several variations of:

Luther: "OK, mate, I'm arresting you for the murder of.."

Murderer: "I don't thinks so!"

*waves his knife, 2x4, pipe, whatever, then attacks Luther*

*After a scuffle, maybe a chase, Luther beats the crap out of the murderer and hauls him to the station*

Luther's Boss: "Again with the violence! I'm suspending you so you can think about what you did wrong. Straighten out, buddy,"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (W+vEI)

316 There are no words in the English language vile enough to describe this cretin.

Posted by: Tired Mom at October 09, 2018 04:48 PM (A+OlC)

317 "I'm tellin' y'all - brain eating amoebas. It explains NeverTrumpers better than anything else I can come up with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 09, 2018 04:46 PM (AzW6q) "

I'd say Toxoplasmosis, but I have a cat and I'm perfectly sane...(who laughed? WHICHEVER COCKSUCKER LAUGHED I"LL KILL YOU WITH YOUR OWN SHOELACES!!!)..maybe it's toxoplasmosis plus dangerously low testosterone levels?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)

318 What unique brand of Eurocowards these days. He and his two colleagues are vile. Send em front hole hats. They qualify.

I thought Ace was being sarcastic about the promotion. Nope, daft old UK bent on a suicide mission of defeat.

Then there is what happens when a French terrorist with an assault rifle is confronted by the three unarmed American men.

Posted by: Smaug at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (ReE5g)

319 Is scaling back on the pups a sign she thinks she is nearing the end? I thought it was mandatory she have a herd of them around at all times.


More or less. When the last one died she said she wouldn't commit to any new corgis because she wouldn't last as long as a pup.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (fuK7c)

320 Roarke's Drift, I think?

Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (QDnY+)

321 In fairness, the mayor has a standing order commanding the London police to stand down.

Posted by: Fritz at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (Z9C5C)

322 320
Roarke's Drift, I think?


Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (QDnY+)
Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)

323 >>> The episodes are written by screenwriters rather than mystery writers and it shows.

Moffat, one of the writers, and JJ Abrams both come from a similar school of thought, start off strong and throw all the things at the audience, then peter out wimpily at the end on the promises you have set up for them. Like inept UK police guy.

Joncelli, if I wanted to learn how to write a proper mystery, do you have suggestions on resources? I might also ask the book thread Sunday.

Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (hvf9s)

324 His not to make reply,

His not to reason why,

His but to sit and watch them die.

Posted by: Archer at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (gmo/4)

325 For a little context, if a police officer or corrections officer did this in the USA, they would either be fired, or if they somehow managed to remain employed by a miracle, they would be a pariah from here on out. No one would talk to them, and he'd better never get into a serious situation himself, because responding officers would have to stop along the way to tie their shoes, comb their hair, etc.
Posted by: SaltyDonnie

But again, that's one reaction for a fellow cop, and quite another for a peasant.

Which is a big problem here.

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (Z04f8)

326 Best to just let Herr Hitler occupy us and be done with it."
Posted by: DamnedYankee
-----------

It's not as though that wasn't actually proposed.

Winnie was having none of it...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (CDGwz)

327 Welp, we're getting a heavy band of rain and wind coming ashore. Fully expecting to lose power tomorrow afternoon through Thursday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)

328 Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.


We spellt fine in our native language before you Cromwellian bastards beat it out of us!

Posted by: The Irish at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (fuK7c)

329 322
320

Roarke's Drift, I think?




Posted by: rhomboid at October 09, 2018 04:49 PM (QDnY+)
Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)
Just checked - Rorke's Drift.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (37IEG)

330 "Winnie was having none of it...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 09, 2018 04:51 PM (CDGwz) "

Hitler never should have killed Tigger. That was the last straw.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (oZ6kz)

331 Welp, we're getting a heavy band of rain and wind coming ashore. Fully expecting to lose power tomorrow afternoon through Thursday.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (ptqGC)


Godspeed.

Posted by: Sponge at October 09, 2018 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

332 Prayers, Jane. stay safe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:53 PM (d7Ww2)

333 Jane - when do you travel to Africa?

Posted by: Cheri at October 09, 2018 04:54 PM (oiNtH)

334 10,000 new registrations after Swift tweet? I didn't know 12 year old girls could register to vote.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:54 PM (71o8T)

335 How the hell did these imbeciles ever have an empire?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (9Om/r)

336 Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)
++++++++
Could be worse.

Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (I2dne)

337 Could be worse.
Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (I2dne)

could be raining

Posted by: Igor at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (d7Ww2)

338
Churchill.

NASA Astronaut has to apologize for quoting the man.
That's nuts!

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (oYD2h)

339 285


Tami Joe is right?



Who is Tami Joe?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 09, 2018 04:43 PM (4QFZR)
Not sure, but her relative Billie Joe McAllister threw something of the Tallahatchie Bridge.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (UsCnO)

340
Prayers, Jane. stay safe!

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 09, 2018 04:53 PM (d7Ww2)


Thanks. We dodged a big one with Florence. I have a cousin and her husband, and an uncle in Tallahassee. Uncle's nursing home isn't evacuating, and cousin texted me earlier they're as prepared as can be and aren't evacuating.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

341 Hitler never should have killed Tigger. That was the last straw.


I have a serious question.

When did Tigger enter the Pooh universe? I loved Pooh as a child. One of the cereal brands that mothers who loved their kids bought came with little plastic characters that fit on your cereal spoon so you could look at Eeyore while you were eating your sugar milk.

I remember piglet and pooh and Christopher Robin, but I don't remember Tigger. Then I had kids and there was a Tigger.

I'm not necessarily anti-Tigger, except that I think he's new and I hate new things. Was he an A.A. Milne character?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c)

342 For some reason Grape Britain seems to be an anomaly here. The rest of Europe like their guns, and surprisingly, even French farmers have arsenals we could only dream about. The Brits get derided for it and also get mocked by other Euros for having a CCTV up everyone's ass as well.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 09, 2018 04:24 PM (+dsLj)

Time to start a charity, call it "Gundles for Britain". Gather up used, but still-functional 9 mm and .22 pistols, and ammo, and smuggle large quantites into the hands of British patriots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (iwUO9)

343 328
Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.





We spellt fine in our native language before you Cromwellian bastards beat it out of us!

Posted by: The Irish at October 09, 2018 04:52 PM (fuK7c)
Heh - don't I know it - "to hell or Connacht!". Family home before becoming Yankees.
And the variations in the spelling of my own dear patronymic are legion.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (37IEG)

344 Right, but the copper being stabbed, he had the peace of mind of knowing that, should he survive, his healthcare would be free and he also had the consolation of knowing that no guns were used in his murder. You can't say that in Jesusland now can you bitter clingers?

Posted by: Suicidal Brits at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (TSEbs)

345 If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (71o8T)

346 336
Probably, bloody Irish can't spell.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG)

++++++++

Could be worse.

Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (I2dne)
Yeah, but you did that to yourselves!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)

347 Churchill.



NASA Astronaut has to apologize for quoting the man.

That's nuts!

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (oYD2h)


Is he the one married to St. Gabby?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (ptqGC)

348 Could be worse.

Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (I2dne)

The rest of the world: Vowels exist, use them!

Welsh: OK! How about Cythmrwlliwg?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (J+mig)

349 I'm not necessarily anti-Tigger, except that I think he's new and I hate new things. Was he an A.A. Milne character?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c)
----------

He was. I remember him being in the cartoons - and the books - when I was little.

Posted by: bluebell at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (U5tDi)

350 Theirs is not to make reply
Theirs is not reason why
Theirs is just to lock the door and cry

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (T4oHT)

351 Yeah, but you did that to yourselves!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:57 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++
The English stole our vowels! They now have luxuries like "colour" - all at our expense. Vowels are a zero-sum game, people!

Posted by: The Welsh at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (I2dne)

352 350
Theirs is not to make reply

Theirs is not reason why

Theirs is just to lock the door and cry

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (T4oHT)

LMAO

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (37IEG)

353

Welsh: OK! How about Cythmrwlliwg?


That's how they spell "Smith," right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (HaL55)

354 You don't hear stories like this coming out of Sandford, Gloucestershire.

Posted by: Inspector Nicholas Angel at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (DTX3h)

355 How the hell did these imbeciles ever have an empire?

In the 1840s, Hindu priests complained to Charles James Napier (then Commander-in-Chief of British forces in India) about the prohibition of suttee by British authorities. Suttee was the custom of burning widows alive on the funeral pyre of their husbands. According to Napier's brother William, this is how he replied:

"Be it so. This burning of widows is your custom; prepare the funeral pile. But my nation has also a custom. When men burn women alive we hang them, and confiscate all their property. My carpenters shall therefore erect gibbets on which to hang all concerned when the widow is consumed. Let us all act according to national customs."

That was then, this is now.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (TEv5V)

356 When did Tigger enter the Pooh universe?



When Paul Winchell needed a paycheck?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (HDCbD)

357 Welsh: OK! How about Cythmrwlliwg?


Hey! That's my safe word

Posted by: Bruce at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (8ikIW)

358 He was. I remember him being in the cartoons - and the books - when I was little.

Posted by: bluebell



Yes, but you're a child. You probably grew up on the Goonies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (fuK7c)

359 311 Yes, Jane, 11 were saved from a nest here a couple weeks ago after the coyotes had eaten 29 others. They rescued and released at dusk. We lost so many this year.

Posted by: Ever at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (OLS0m)

360 That's how they spell "Smith," right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 04:58 PM (HaL55)

Or cannonball. Hard to tell.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (J+mig)

361 Somewhere in the deepest darkest dankest corner of Wales, there are Welshmen, singing in close harmony.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (37IEG)

362 The Italians love their guns. They don't play. Probably due to centuries of dealing with the Mafia.

Posted by: Cheri at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oiNtH)

363 345 Barky played catcher
Hitler played Left field but wrongly is assumed to play Right field

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (T4oHT)

364 Is he the one married to St. Gabby?
--
Mark Kelly is married to Gabrielle Giffords.
Scott Kelly is his twin brother.

What does it say about NASA that astronauts have to toe the SJW party line?

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oYD2h)

365 "I'm not necessarily anti-Tigger, except that I think he's new and I hate new things. Was he an A.A. Milne character?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c) "

The intertubes say he was introduced in The House at Pooh Corner. So yes, he's an A.A. Milne character, but you're right he wasn't in the first couple books.

Or maybe you grew up in the parallel universe where there never was a Tigger.

YMMV

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oZ6kz)

366 NASA Astronaut has to apologize for quoting the man.

That's nuts!
Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM (oYD2h)
+++++++++++++
It is nuts, but more because he thought he had to. The new rules say that you should push back on these people, then they freak out, slam your Twitter feed, then go away.

But NASA is government, so maybe they'd fire him. I don't know how stupid that particular agency is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (I2dne)

367 FB keeps telling me that today is General Elections in PA.
Talk about Fake News!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (dMvl+)

368 >>>If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?<<<

Switch hitter? I read that he had a thing for Fraulein Anna, aka Rudolf Hess.

Posted by: Fritz at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (Z9C5C)

369 We need to remember this story the next time the Brits want us to bleed for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2018 05:01 PM (YqDXo)

370 If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (71o8T)
+++++++++
Short stop (SS). Obviously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (I2dne)

371 He should have called the cops.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (YqDXo)

372 Trump's visiting the city across the river today.

Local trickle down media whore says crowd waiting to get in is enormous. Said she's not sure if there's ever been a crowd that big there before.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (4ErVI)

373 Today is last day to register to vote in Pennsylvania

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (T4oHT)

374 If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?<<<

Reich field.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

375 Where I'm from we call that policeman a cowardly POS.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (jUVms)

376 Japanese have this all worked out... Hari Kari would be the proper process for this guy.

Posted by: Inogame at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (ySZHT)

377 311 Yes, Jane, 11 were saved from a nest here a
couple weeks ago after the coyotes had eaten 29 others. They rescued and
released at dusk. We lost so many this year.

Posted by: Ever at October 09, 2018 04:59 PM (OLS0m)


We had a couple of redneck tourists on Tybee who picked up a couple of hatchlings on the beach and a motel maid found the turtles in a trash can when she was cleaning the room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 09, 2018 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

378 Oh Bother! I just joined the thread late and found out coyotes ate 29 tiggers in a nest. Only 11 were saved.

Posted by: Drunk Mel Gibson at October 09, 2018 05:04 PM (pktrE)

379 What does it say about NASA that astronauts have to toe the SJW party line?

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oYD2h)


You mean the same NASA that had as its primary task during the Barky years "Promoting islam through retarded bullshit and the denial of reality"? That NASA?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 09, 2018 05:04 PM (i7sdG)

380 All the strong men/genes of Europe were killed in the two World Wars.

That really is my theory on why they are all such pussies now.

Posted by: Blago at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (UfkIY)

381 How the hell did these imbeciles ever have an empire?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 04:55 PM


Say what you will about the Moody Blues. But there's a "Sir" Elton John, and the Beatles got quite a few accolades from the royalty. But the Moody Blues had a song with part of the lyrics, "where empires turn back to sand'. A direct balls-in-the-face shot.

And the royalty snubs the ever-living-hell out of them. Though they probably brought some huge number of dollars into the country -- not that far off Sir Elton or Sir John, or whoever.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (URwyc)

382 Trump's visiting the city across the river today.

Local trickle down media whore says crowd waiting to get in is enormous. Said she's not sure if there's ever been a crowd that big there before.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (4ErVI)
++++++++
Where is it today (hoping I can be home in time for whenever 7 PM local is)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (I2dne)

383 What does it say about NASA that astronauts have to toe the SJW party line?

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 05:00 PM (oYD2h)


NASA...Never A Strong Alpha

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (9Om/r)

384 Local trickle down media whore says crowd waiting to get in is enormous. Said she's not sure if there's ever been a crowd that big there before.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:02 PM (4ErVI)

What a shame that Red Tsunami seems to have vanished now that Kavanaugh's in. 🙄

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 09, 2018 05:06 PM (MX7xj)

385 The media is all in a frenzy trying to come up with some "reason" Haley is resigning... Must be some anti- Trump reason... Could it be she's had enough of the shit you have to take at the UN?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2018 05:06 PM (O2RFr)

386 374 If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?

Reich field.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 09, 2018 05:03 PM (oVJmc)

Well done, Mr. Peebles!

Posted by: Tami at October 09, 2018 05:07 PM (cF8AT)

387
If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?






Pitcher of course. That way he could get KKKs all the way through the game.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 09, 2018 05:07 PM (eXA4G)

388 NASA reaffirming how the Muslim's landed us on the moon!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 09, 2018 05:07 PM (37IEG)

389 Japanese have this all worked out... Hari Kari would be the proper process for this guy.
Posted by: Inogame


He'd have to call a Chicago baseball game drunk?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 09, 2018 05:08 PM (HDCbD)

390 380
All the strong men/genes of Europe were killed in the two World Wars.



That really is my theory on why they are all such pussies now.





Posted by: Blago at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (UfkIY)

The few remaining ones moved to Brazil after the war.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 09, 2018 05:08 PM (UsCnO)

391 So what then explains all the pussies here? Because about half of America is indistinguishable from the English.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical bears at October 09, 2018 05:08 PM (TSEbs)

392 NASA reaffirming how the Muslim's landed us on the moon!

It was all staged on a Hollywood lot

Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (O2RFr)

393 Did he not have a gun?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 09, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)


Probably not. While the UK police do have armed officers, I believe they are in special squads and not very common.

It used to be a point of pride that the UK police didn't need to have firearms. Yet another one of those "out-moded" traditions that will have to be sacrificed for diversity.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (5Yee7)

394 Switch hitter? I read that he had a thing for Fraulein Anna, aka Rudolf Hess.


I think the only real emotional attachment he had was with Geli Raubal, who was a niece of some sort.

Other than that mostly asexual. He tolerated Eva Braun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (fuK7c)

395 our own Houston Comical is blaring the Taylor Swift voter registration drive like its going to throw the election...its in Tennessee...demedia feed of the day is all that story is

Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (QMG5F)

396 So what then explains all the pussies here? Because about half of America is indistinguishable from the English.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical bears at October 09, 2018 05:08 PM (TSEbs)


Ding Ding Ding ... we have a winner.

Although I'd argue your estimate is low.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 09, 2018 05:09 PM (fiGNd)

397

NASA reaffirming how the Muslim's landed us on the moon!


NASA = Flying Carpet R&D

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 05:10 PM (HaL55)

398 395 our own Houston Comical is blaring the Taylor Swift voter registration drive like its going to throw the election...its in Tennessee...demedia feed of the day is all that story is

Saw it 64,000 new registrations

Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2018 05:10 PM (O2RFr)

399 So what then explains all the pussies here?
--
Prosperity
We got soft and lazy.
I include myself in 'we' but I'm not prosperous except by comparison to third world poverty.

Posted by: Tor Que Sun at October 09, 2018 05:10 PM (oYD2h)

400 If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?

middenspieler

Posted by: DanMan at October 09, 2018 05:11 PM (QMG5F)

401 Where is it today (hoping I can be home in time for whenever 7 PM local is)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:05 PM (I2dne)

Council Bluffs, Iowa.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:12 PM (4ErVI)

402

Thank You Mr Churchill

https://tinyurl.com/y8swvmoa

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2018 05:12 PM (4mUNO)

403 "He'd have to call a Chicago baseball game drunk?"

Holy Cow!

Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 05:12 PM (eAZVt)

404 27 A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??
__________________

Front row tickets are $3,000, and back row tickets are $15,000 (because you can't see Michelle as clearly from the back rows).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 09, 2018 05:13 PM (fqUgw)

405 395 our own Houston Comical is blaring the Taylor Swift voter registration drive like its going to throw the election...its in Tennessee...demedia feed of the day is all that story is

Saw it 64,000 new registrations

Posted by: It's me donna at October 09, 2018 05:10 PM (O2RFr)
********************
F the comical. Cancelled it 7 years ago and have never missed it. Can't wait to vote in Texas!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (hECVl)

406 Council Bluffs, Iowa.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:12 PM (4ErVI)
+++++++
Thanks! You in Omaha?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (I2dne)

407 Nood

Posted by: The Cookie Man at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (0S1xB)

408 A Conversation with Michelle Obama Nov 13th United Center here in Chgo. Front row tickets only $3000 Who's in??

------

I am! He's SO dreamy...

Posted by: Shep! at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (AzW6q)

409 400 If Hitler played baseball what position do you think he would play?
________________

He spent 7 years living in a homo brothel according to U.S. spies, so probably . . . catcher.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (fqUgw)

410 I know a guy whose parents were from the UK. His wife is a pushy executive type, and he stays home to raise their kid. They both voted for Trump.

Posted by: Chris M at October 09, 2018 05:15 PM (eAZVt)

411 Even in late 70's it was rare to see a Bobby armed with anything other than a baton

Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2018 05:15 PM (T4oHT)

412 seen at the supermarket stall:

from TIME: "all men [and women] are created equal" - how long will it take? The assumption is that Kavanaugh is so obviously odious to women that his nomination proves the country doesn't see women as full citizens.

from USA Today: Matthew Shepard's murder and how it showed us how damaging is "hate". The assumption was that he was killed for being gay and not for fucking up a meth deal. Also, again, "hate" means "disagreeing with the USA Today editorial board".

We are swimming in a sea of lies. We are living in a Soviet society.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 09, 2018 05:15 PM (N1ZXu)

413

Kelly is an embarrassment to NASA. Why didn't he praise WC and maybe provide a bit of history? If it weren't for him, there'd have been no NASA and no men on the moon.

Damn, dude. Did they remove your balls in flight training because aerodynamics?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 09, 2018 05:15 PM (HaL55)

414 Thanks! You in Omaha?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 09, 2018 05:14 PM (I2dne)

Yeah.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 09, 2018 05:16 PM (4ErVI)

415 I'm not necessarily anti-Tigger, except that I think he's new and I hate new things. Was he an A.A. Milne character?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 09, 2018 04:56 PM (fuK7c)

Tigger was in one of the Milne books, for sure.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2018 05:16 PM (iwUO9)

416 Thank goodness the terrorist got wasted in the end. By (this is amazing) an armed police officer.

I'm just at a loss for words at the idea that there are unarmed police officers. Here's the unhelpful wikipedia article on arming police officers.

https://tinyurl.com/pawrhuk

Apparently the citizens and the police want nicey-nicey relations between themselves and the community that comes with the police not being armed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 09, 2018 05:18 PM (/qEW2)

417 This is how you know the end is near. A man like this simply cannot perform. He and all those like him in our elite class will fail. This whole thing is coming down, and it has to. Our betters have become top heavy with idiots and they must be burned to the ground. It's the only way to make room for the competent.

Posted by: DFCtomm at October 09, 2018 05:22 PM (50gG9)

418 Damn, I bet cops in the London Met can't wait to work for this guy, seeing as he so selflessly and bravely rushed to assist his colleague.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at October 09, 2018 07:32 PM (NmCNS)

419 So it turns out that Hitler was fruitcake nuts on about 7 levels. I did not see that coming.

Posted by: klaftern at October 09, 2018 07:34 PM (RuIsu)

420 A car beats a knife last I checked.

Posted by: Daniel Kunkle at October 10, 2018 12:41 AM (r7jLD)

421 "There'll always be an England,And England shall be free,If England means as much to youAs England means to ...."
oh, never mind
God, this is sickening. That this filthy lily-livered COWARD was PROMOTED after he let his man die alone?
Good God Almighty.

Posted by: Beverly at October 10, 2018 02:56 AM (2f+Wa)

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