Presidential Text Alert System Goes Into Effect

Here are the first few texts alerts sent by the system:


TROPICAL STORM ALERT: Tropical Storm Candace threatens Alabama.

Storm looks totally disgusting, no class at all!


TRAVELER WARNING ISSUED FOR TURKEY: Chatter from terrorist groups suggests plot to kidnap Americans.

I know some Turks. Great friends of mine. They always tell me, "You're so smart, your hair is so golden and lustrous, everyone says it." Terrific people.

Not so great at hand-washing, though. THIS MUST CHANGE!


TROPICAL STORM CANDACE CHANGES PATH, NOW THREATENS SOUTH CAROLINA: This one, folks. What can I tell you? She's what I call a "real beaut."

Like this Christine Ford woman. Keeps changing her story. I'm going to Alabama, I'm going to South Carolina, I don't know where I'm going, I had one beer. I'm a doctor, now I'm a baby. I'm afraid to fly, oh wait, now I'm building my own jet-pack.

If this storm wants to hit someone, it should come at me. I can take it.

ONLY I CAN FIX!


AMBER ALERT: A seven-year-old girl, Heather Swinton, is missing in Kansas.

WHERE IS MICHAEL AVIATTI?

Guy rubs me the wrong way. Maybe rubs kids the wrong way, if you know what I mean.

I MEAN HE DIDDLES CHILDREN. Not right!


DOW JONES PLUNGES. Just kidding, folks. The Dow Jones is huge. Huge. People are telling me, Donald, I've never seen the stock market so high, it's incredible, I can't believe it, unemployment is at record lows, you're the greatest thing for black employment since slavery.

#MAGA!


PRESIDENTIAL CLARIFICATION ALERT: My drip of a son-in-law is bitching at me that I shouldn't have said that thing about slavery.

Come on, these are jokes. Where are my blacks? They know what I mean. Kanye and me, we're cool. You see his wife? Phew. Ass like a dump-truck carrying eight tons of fuck.

I'm getting off-track. I do that, I do that sometimes.

Dat ass doh.

But seriously, the black employment rate has never been higher. People tell me, they say Donald, this is incredible, black and hispanic unemployment is at record lows, it's unbelievable, we all doubted you, we all said you couldn't do it, you have incredible skin, you went to Wharton.

Jim Acosta's a fag!


Oh, to add in some real news: John Bolton said "Palestine" today and put it in " " " air quotes " " ".

Which is fantastic.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:18 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 03:19 PM (8o3AL)

2 How someone else called nood and I still got first, I have no idea.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 03:19 PM (8o3AL)

3 John Bolton just made air quotes not gay.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (hqZPQ)

4 LOLOL

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (DJFLF)

5 9th

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (J+mig)

6 LOL.
What a day!

Posted by: LASue at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (wMHPW)

7 This is the "nood".

Posted by: Hikaru at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (UnA8+)

8 I keed, I keed.

Posted by: Trump the Insult Comic President at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (Sjz1F)

9 My estimation was slightly off. Not quite the usual corgi stampede

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (J+mig)

10 Man, are we lucky to have the 'stache.

Posted by: LASue at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (wMHPW)

11 Heh. I was hoping the text would end in #MAGA.

Alas, Trumps brass balls don't extend that far.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:21 PM (GBteo)

12 But I got it on the 2nd try. Good enough.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 03, 2018 03:21 PM (J+mig)

13 Not so great at hand-washing, though. THIS MUST CHANGE!
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Hey, judge not lest you be judged.

Posted by: doug ten-apple at October 03, 2018 03:21 PM (XQvuQ)

14 My only objection: Candace: not disgusting.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at October 03, 2018 03:21 PM (uJDKt)

15 AMBER ALERT: A seven-year-old girl, Heather Swinton, is missing in Kansas.

WHERE IS MICHAEL AVIATTI?

Guy rubs me the wrong way. Maybe rubs kids the wrong way, if you know what I mean.

I MEAN HE DIDDLES CHILDREN. Not right!



Last night he called CPL "Aviantay", like a drag queen nic








Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 03:21 PM (DJFLF)

16 Arf.

Posted by: ro-man at October 03, 2018 03:21 PM (RuIsu)

17 The 'Stache is a National Treasure.

Posted by: hawkpilot at October 03, 2018 03:21 PM (p6e8W)

18 "Palestine" in air quotes. Freakin' hilarious!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (MX7xj)

19 Hahahaha!!
Gold Ace

Posted by: Dopey at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (YTBIQ)

20 Well Bolton is right "Palestine" is a name made up by Hadrian for getting really pissed at those uppity Jews.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (zRwJ/)

21 Bolton is a god.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)

22 OMG. LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (Kcf2u)

23 15 Last night he called CPL "Aviantay", like a drag queen nic








Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 03:21 PM (DJFLF)

Sounds like a wine infused with the blood of birds.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (UnA8+)

24 He even did the full Dr. Evil air quotes effect, putting his whole body in to it. Love it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (GBteo)

25 All of you with smart phones got your Presidential Emergency Network Information System alert?

Not on my flip phone.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

26 LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (mCMQ5)

27 SCHLONGED!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Be prepared for bofa!

Posted by: The Presidential Emergency News Information System at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (CE5C/)

29 Funny shit, ace!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (NWiLs)

30 OMG, I am laughing so hard I nearly choked on my lunch.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (a0IVu)

31 I really, really, really needed some laughter. Thanks.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (0GJk6)

32 Am I supposed to believe that the Corrupt Robert Mueller/James Comey/Andrew McCabe/Peter Strzok/Lisa Page FBI is not going to include some carefully-placed extraneous language in its supplemental background investigation report that the Dems will seize upon to demand more delays? Was I born last night?

Posted by: Uncas at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (XcgmW)

33 WHY IS DONALD TRUMP TEXTING ME!?!?!?

*hic*

Posted by: Hilary Clinton at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (SkuXa)

34 So has the Blasey Ford boyfriend thing panned out? It seems too good to be true, like the fat weatherman's letter against Swetnick. You never get silver bullet solutions, and now two in one day?

I took Trump's attack on Ford to mean he knew about the letters, sees the entire thing about to implode, and decided to go all in.

Posted by: wooga at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (DbI+d)

35 TROPICAL STORM ALERT: Hurricane Kavanaugh causing an torrential rain of salty tears to flood the country on both coasts. Head inward to a state or county not deluged with delusional lefty groupthink until the rage subsides.

Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (hvf9s)

36 I have always written palestine in small letters, indicating its use as a region, not a nation or people. Palestine is no more a nation than the Catskills are. There is no group of people who are Evergladesians. Its just an area.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

37 WHY DID MY TEXT ALERT SAY, "SALLY KOHN! REPORT TO THE CAMPS IMMEDIATELY!!!"

Posted by: The Hysterical Sally Kohn at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (jDF8P)

38 I'm disappointed. No alerts about Covfefe.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (zRwJ/)

39 My Verizon LG flip phone got the alert just fine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (QLvwG)

40 Not on my flip phone.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock
Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (hLRSq)



We're being Othered.

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (DJFLF)

41 This is amazing Ace - I'm sitting in my office laughing my ass off. I can tell you've been watching the rallies. DJT is really on a roll. Not tired of #winning!

Posted by: Crooked Hillary's Baggy Mumu at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (/qi1k)

42 Not quite the usual corgi stampede
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (J+mig)

Read that as "Corgi centipede", did not enjoy the mental image.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (IqOTP)

43 these are great ace!

Posted by: concrete girl at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (Z+ROM)

44 Ace, you are damn funny

Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (Hucnr)

45 You dont think the gheys are behind all this ??

Just listen to the muckraker Shep right now



Disgusting

Posted by: REDACTED at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (+g41/)

46 John Bolton said "Palestine"

Ahahaha! Finally Bolton is exactly where he needs to be. And if Pompeo leaves, Bolton won't miss a beat.

The MAGA Train is infectious.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (6eEQ+)

47 I mean that Hillary's so crooked she makes ace's shelves look straight.

Sad!

Posted by: ... at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (m9BP4)

48 25 All of you with smart phones got your Presidential Emergency Network Information System alert?

Not on my flip phone.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

Well, you and Insomniac can hang back and watch our six while we all flee.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (GBteo)

49 EAS FROM THE PRESIDENT: Still winning!

Also, Dianne Feinstein is still a cunt.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

50 You dont think the gheys are behind all this ??
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I want them all behind me!

Posted by: Shep! at October 03, 2018 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

51 ATTENTION: Ligma is imminent and all citizens urged to take shelter.

Posted by: Presidential Alert at October 03, 2018 03:25 PM (DbI+d)

52 Not on my flip phone.

By law all phones must get it, so you'll probably see it eventually.

My favorite part is watching all the libs on Twitter go berzerk because Trump is talking to them.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 03, 2018 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)

53 Bolton and Pompeo come off of the top rope for the body slam!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 03:25 PM (I16G8)

54 48 25 All of you with smart phones got your Presidential Emergency Network Information System alert?

Not on my flip phone.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 03, 2018 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

Well, you and Insomniac can hang back and watch our six while we all flee.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:24 PM (GBteo)

All I ask for is a quick death.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 03, 2018 03:25 PM (NWiLs)

55 I got willowed, and I'm not letting my below brilliant and obvious observation go without allowing the horde to see.

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And, right on schedule, Murkowski (and Collins, I think) upset by Trump's tone, his "mocking" of Ford.

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Until and unless there is a vote, these are freebies for the two of them. They get to appease the left without having to worry about pissing off the right. Hold the vote and let the chips fall where they may. At some point, they will not be able to hide behind rhetoric and must cast a vote - only then can they truly be held accountable. Until then, we should expect them to speak favorably toward Ford - as it is just a free pass.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:25 PM (sX1BW)

56 With the recent actions of Graham, Grassley, Kav, and The 'Stache . . .I'm starting to . . . uh . . . question some things I thought were settled years ago.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (7bhx4)

57 also...props to pompy and the stache today!

Posted by: concrete girl at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (Z+ROM)

58 At what point to abenattis actions become criminal? Put forward another sworn statement that is clearly false. He and the women he represents need to face criminal penalty for this, otherwise, what good is any sworn statement?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (dNzKv)

59 "Jim Acosta is fag."
Heh...Donny Two Scoops playing captain obvious!

Funneh.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (xqfqx)

60 "Be prepared for bofa!"

What's bofa?

Posted by: OK, I'll Bite. Again. at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (6eEQ+)

61 I don't think PDT was mocking anyone. And tbh, I don't care anymore. Fuck'em all. Every last one of them. Lindsay Graham finally grew a set, but I don't trust him either.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (v1udk)

62 Jim Acosta IS a fag!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

63 I received the alert about half an hour ago. I am used to tornado and flood alerts, but had never seen a "Presidential Alert."

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (nvMvs)

64 So, our ongoing SCOTUS confirmation circus dumpster-fire train wreck is still, uh, ongoing?

Seriously, how long can it take to make perhaps 2-dozen phone call interviews? That's precisely how many "witnesses" these three Democrat Primary Voter "victims" have brought forward.

Were they motivated I can't think it would take more than about 24-hours. But what do I know? I work in the dreaded private sector where they expect, you know, performance whereas we're clearly dealing here with Top. Men.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (9TYxj)

65 60 "Be prepared for bofa!"

What's bofa?
Posted by: OK, I'll Bite. Again. at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (6eEQ+)

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A tired meme.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (8o3AL)

66 "Palestine".

It's like a freakin' dream.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (Ndje9)

67 TRUMP IS IN MY PHONE!!!!

Posted by: Liberal wigging out at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

68 Murky and Collins have 4 kneecaps between them, legislatively speaking.
For now.

Posted by: War-Turtle, Shepherd of Judges at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (NUNXH)

69 Classic Ace. None better.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (KP5rU)

70 I didn't get any early warning by the way.

Then again, I have no smart phone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (39g3+)

71 56 With the recent actions of Graham, Grassley, Kav, and The 'Stache . . .I'm starting to . . . uh . . . question some things I thought were settled years ago.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (7bhx4)

Question things like a teenage girl on a softball team starts to question things?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (KUaJL)

72 61 I don't think PDT was mocking anyone. And tbh, I don't care anymore. Fuck'em all. Every last one of them. Lindsay Graham finally grew a set, but I don't trust him either.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (v1udk)

Oh, he was most definitely mocking her at his rally last night (two nights ago? Maybe both?)

It was hilarious.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (GBteo)

73

Beeeeeeeeeeeep THE DEEP STATE SUCKS! Beeeeeeeeeeeep

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 03, 2018 03:27 PM (Fvwrm)

74 60 What's bofa?
Posted by: OK, I'll Bite. Again. at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (6eEQ+)

A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!

Posted by: Dracula at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (UnA8+)

75 " 34
So has the Blasey Ford boyfriend thing panned out? It seems too good to
be true, like the fat weatherman's letter against Swetnick. You never
get silver bullet solutions, and now two in one day? "

There are pics circulating that appear to show the former-FBI 'beach friend' together with Avenatti.

So there's that...

Posted by: lurker at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (eAshZ)

76 wooga, I thought the same thing. Trump's careful silence (even pandering) on this, changing abruptly to the more common sensical criticism of Ford's ridiculously non-credible stories. Has to be based on something.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (QDnY+)

77 Nice to see Bolton keeping up with late Imperial Roman provincial names. Now, if he can distinguish Palaestina Prima and Secunda from Palaestina Salutaris . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (N1ZXu)

78 63 I received the alert about half an hour ago. I am used to tornado and flood alerts, but had never seen a "Presidential Alert."
Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (nvMvs)

I believe this is the first time they've tested the system since it was implemented 5 years ago or whatever

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (GBteo)

79 Bofa never get tired.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (NWiLs)

80

EM POKEBERRY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (7AQC5)

81 42
Not quite the usual corgi stampede

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (J+mig)



Read that as "Corgi centipede", did not enjoy the mental image.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 03, 2018

*
*
Centipedes who exhibit herding behavior. Now that is scary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (lNEaL)

82 (54) Ed McMahon laugh.

Posted by: ro-man at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (RuIsu)

83 I have been getting those "text alerts" for several days now and everything I have received has been useless BS. I damn sure hope this is not counting towards my overhead time on my phone.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (mpXpK)

84 I don't think PDT was mocking anyone. And tbh, I don't care anymore. Fuck'em all. Every last one of them. Lindsay Graham finally grew a set, but I don't trust him either.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (v1udk)

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I trust Graham on this one single issue. Nothing else.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (I16G8)

85 Well, this will come in handy when the Yellowstone caldera blows or the cascadia subduction zone finally snaps. Also if the Russians/Chinese try to bomb us.

But tropical storms are just local news. I don't need to be buzzed on my phone over that. I'm not on the coast anyway.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (/qEW2)

86 5 9th
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 03, 2018 03:20 PM (J+mig)

Cato!!!! YOU FOOL!!!!!

Posted by: Inspector Clouseau at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

87 Oh, he was most definitely mocking her at his rally last night (two nights ago? Maybe both?)

It was hilarious.
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They deserve all the mockery they get.

"Clinging to their guns and religion" isn't mockery?

Fuck the Left and the entire Democrat Party and anyone who supports it.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (vg8iE)

88 Hello America, it's me, Donald. Your President.

Just checking in to say, I'm watching out for those storms and such.

Posted by: Presidential Alert at October 03, 2018 03:29 PM (ABH6n)

89 Oh, thank you for the laugh, Ace!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 03:29 PM (W+vEI)

90 Just so Trump doesn't get any funny ideas about the Halloween skull meteor...

Posted by: washrivergal at October 03, 2018 03:29 PM (Kcf2u)

91
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (vg8iE)
barrellllll

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:29 PM (GBteo)

92 [\i]

Posted by: GMan at October 03, 2018 03:29 PM (WFrqj)

93 (Zzot1) report to the barrel.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 03, 2018 03:29 PM (UnA8+)

94 If Kav loses the vote, he loses. But a vote needs to be taken nonetheless. No of this pre-vote whip count stuff. Make them take a stand.

I wish we could have a photograph of our people corssing the aisle and sitting with Schumer and Menendez.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 03, 2018 03:29 PM (wGbBR)

95 SH, correct. And on that point, willowed from last thread, I'll repost:


Latest schedule intel is Friday cloture vote, so no confirmation vote
before Sunday, earliest. Mitch better be as serious as he's seemed on
this. Break the decades-long GOP moratorium on consequences for
outrageous behavior within the caucus - i.e. consequences for Murk and
Collins if they follow through on their idiotic musings.


Even
more important - hold the vote, do not withdraw. GOP has desperately
pushed politics out of politics - avoided having any incumbents make any
hard choices - for years. Big part of the national crisis.


I fear the
wholly inappropriate, inertial, ingrained approach of withdrawing the
nomination will be considered - which would amount to an enormous
victory, probably a final and decisive one, for the idiot vandals now
trashing what's left of the civic culture.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (QDnY+)

96 My favorite part is watching all the libs on Twitter go berzerk because Trump is talking to them.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 03, 2018 03:25 PM (ZGrMX)
I got to watch it happen in real time in my office - 'intrusion into my privacy' was my favorite outrage.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

97 Inspector Clouseau?

Please pick-up the barrel courtesy phone please.

Bring a tarp.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (9TYxj)

98 I didn't do it! I don't do fancy HTML tags.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

99 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (rjbMC)

100 Ugh phone posting while on bus with poor suspension. Lol

Posted by: GMan at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (WFrqj)

101
PTSA - Diet Coke new can. Ugly. These people hate tradition and America. Like Chuck Schumer. The Ugly part. And the second part. Sad!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (r+sAi)

102 Why did the truth need a makeover ??

before and after pics of Ford

Posted by: REDACTED at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (+g41/)

103 Seems like out of the way states with little population and even less reason to go there would want some of that sweet federal moohlah. I fullly expect Collins and Murk to vote yes in the end.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (sX1BW)

104 alert sent 3:41am Saturday, October 6th


"Da Nang Dick and ChiFi think they can ruin a good man with sleazy lies. How do you sleep at night? Expect no mercy!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (W+vEI)

105 I got to watch it happen in real time in my office - 'intrusion into my privacy' was my favorite outrage.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

Yeah, but they had no problem with it when Obama mandated we all get these alerts and have no way to turn them off.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (GBteo)

106 Oh, to add in some real news: John Bolton said "Palestine" today and put it in " " " air quotes " " ".

What a day.

Sarah came out biting Acosta.
Bolton came out biting.
Mollie came out biting.
But then Collins came out yapping like a little chihuahua.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (2I4LM)

107 Waiting for the internet video using Dr Evil's air quotes scene, with "Palestine"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (QDnY+)

108 Read that as "Corgi centipede", did not enjoy the mental image.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 03, 2018

*
*
Centipedes who exhibit herding behavior. Now that is scary.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (lNEaL)

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Or the reverse could be the case. A mad scientist sews a string of corgis together the snout of one to the butt of another, in order to form a "corgi centipede".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (/qEW2)

109 >>> I believe this is the first time they've tested the system since it was implemented 5 years ago or whatever Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (GBteo)

Right. Remember, this system was set up during the Obama admin, probably with the prediction it would be unveiled by a lefty admin, preferably Clinton.

I was annoyed by the idea then, still am. But Trump using it and it triggering the left when he does gives me glee.

My phone is too old I think I am immune. No presidential texts yet.

Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (hvf9s)

110 >>>A tired meme.

Ligma. Ligma balls.

It's the new bofa.

Posted by: wooga at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (DbI+d)

111 All of you with smart phones got your Presidential Emergency Network Information System alert?

Not on my flip phone.
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Didn't get it on my phone.

It must be because of my meticulous, off-the-grid, TEOTWAWKI, prepper, under-the-radar, Tier 1 operator opsec lifestyle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (c07y/)

112 Ah Man ... the "Palestine" thing is awesome.

One of my best "Scogg Supplements ScoggKid's Social Studies" modules was when I smartened them up on Palestine - the Six Day War - PLA/PLO - etc...

Not as good as my appendix on Nelson Mandela ... but still - pretty good work if I do say so myself.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (C1yRh)

113 98 I didn't do it! I don't do fancy HTML tags.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

You're right, I apologize.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (GBteo)

114 Will he send me pics of Melania?

Posted by: wth - camping with the hippos at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (HgMAr)

115 I used to have a Studebaker Aviatti.

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (UFgOG)

116

Shiny Shep is interviewing some sloppy fat NY Times guy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (2I4LM)

117 113 98 I didn't do it! I don't do fancy HTML tags.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

You're right, I apologize.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (GBteo)

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This isn't how the internet works...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (8o3AL)

118 You're right, I apologize.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (GBteo)
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No need to apologize!

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (vg8iE)

119 I LOVE KIM JUN WHATEVER. It's hard to keep those names straight, right? Doesn't matter. I'm talking about the one with the crazy haircut. We've got that in common. I think he really gets me. I bet he'll coopt #MAGA to #MNKGA which rhymes with IVANKA!

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (vkS2Z)

120 Thanks for the levity, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (I2dne)

121 It must be because of my meticulous, off-the-grid, TEOTWAWKI, prepper, under-the-radar, Tier 1 operator opsec lifestyle.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (c07y/)


Sorry dude ... Don's just not that into you ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (C1yRh)

122 I was annoyed by the idea then, still am. But Trump using it and it triggering the left when he does gives me glee.

My phone is too old I think I am immune. No presidential texts yet.
Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (hvf9s)

I would have had a smile on my face for a week if the test ended with #MAGA .

Missed opportunity, I tell ya.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (GBteo)

123 114
Will he send me pics of Melania?

Posted by: wth - camping with the hippos at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (HgMAr)
heh..I wish she would send pics of her shoes to us ettes

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (a0IVu)

124 At this point Murk and Collins are spitting in the faces of their constituents.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (r9UYA)

125 Centipedes who exhibit herding behavior. Now that is scary.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 03, 2018 03:28 PM (lNEaL)



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Or the reverse could be the case. A mad scientist sews a string of
corgis together the snout of one to the butt of another, in order to
form a "corgi centipede".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018

*
*
Then I wanna see that creature do a belly-flop into a swimming pool like in that "Corgis swim" video on You*Tube.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (lNEaL)

126 PTSA - This Ace guy. Funny, very funny guy. Just Terrific. Gets up a little late though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (r+sAi)

127 Read that as "Corgi centipede", did not enjoy the mental image.


What if we had a corgi centipede? A regular corgi, except like a stretch limo with dozens of pairs of legs and as long as an anaconda?

How could we weaponize that? Could we monetize that?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

128 Prez Trump Emergency Alert to San Francisco:

"There's a YUGE, classy and luxurious tsunami headed your way. Have a nice day!"

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (+dsLj)

129 I got to watch it happen in real time in my office - 'intrusion into my privacy' was my favorite outrage.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (a0IVu)

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Be sure to remind them that this was a Bathhouse Barry era program, not started by this administration.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (I16G8)

130 Shiny Shep is interviewing some sloppy fat NY Times guy.

The media interviewing itself. It's a mutual hand job

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (N1ZXu)

131 117 113 98 I didn't do it! I don't do fancy HTML tags.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (vg8iE)

You're right, I apologize.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:31 PM (GBteo)

=============

This isn't how the internet works...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (8o3AL)

Sorry, I meant "well fuck you and everyone who looks like you!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (GBteo)

132 >>> Just so Trump doesn't get any funny ideas about the Halloween skull meteor...
Posted by: washrivergal at October 03, 2018 03:29 PM (Kcf2u)

Oh that reminds me, in case people didn't know, Ace's flaming skull was the feature image on a post on The_Donald! And there were many lovely comments in the post about how based they think Ace is and that they love this site.

Hi to all the 'Pedes out there that read here too! Love you guys.

Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (hvf9s)

133 Be sure to remind them that this was a Bathhouse Barry era program, not started by this administration.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (I16G
I did. The spluttered for a bit and then ignored me.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

134 ATTENTION ALL REAL AMERICANS: just saw video of Sen. Klub...Cloeb...Khlo...Amy K. discussing goat testicles while chugging beer at 6 am. Not kidding. Sadz!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (Ndje9)

135 The FBI wrapped up its supplemental probe into Judge Brett Kavanaugh and the report will be delivered to Capitol Hill shortly.
The FBI will send one copy of Kavanaugh report to Capitol Hill and it will be kept in a safe, reported Mike Emanuel of FOX News.
thegatewaypundit


a safe?

please.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (2I4LM)

136 131
This isn't how the internet works...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 03:32 PM (8o3AL)

Sorry, I meant "well fuck you and everyone who looks like you!"
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (GBteo)

============

Whew...

I thought I had gotten lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (8o3AL)

137 >>I don't think PDT was mocking anyone. And tbh, I don't care anymore. Fuck'em all. Every last one of them. Lindsay Graham finally grew a set, but I don't trust him either.





Trump was saying exactly what us normal have been saying since she testified. That is his gift: he says what everyone in DC/MSM refuses to say, pretends no one see or thinks.

And it *kills* them every time he kills their narrative with the obvious truth.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (W+vEI)

138 "I don't think PDT was mocking anyone..."

Whether he was or wasn't - and he was - every normal person is. Only the foolish or most partisan cannot recognize the scandal being foisted. Others may play the PC song-n-dance to avoid direct fire from the insane and hackish by not charging Ford et al. directly for fraud, but you can be sure they are thinking exactly like Trump is thinking.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (6eEQ+)

139 I sorta wish all the Trump alerts actually were like that.

The libs are spazzing out, assuming he's going to.

Well, let's give them what they want.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (bcbK8)

140 I am a "True Conservative" and pegging enthusiast

Posted by: Bill Kristol's perforated colon at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (gnZNy)

141 Latest schedule intel is Friday cloture vote, so no confirmation vote
before Sunday, earliest. Mitch better be as serious as he's seemed on
this. Break the decades-long GOP moratorium on consequences for
outrageous behavior within the caucus - i.e. consequences for Murk and
Collins if they follow through on their idiotic musings.

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Perfect - hold the vote on Sunday. Gives me something to watch other than the NFL.

Withdraw is not an option, and would be a huge disservice to Kavanaugh who deserves to know his fate after sacrificing so much.

Close it up on Friday, hold the vote ...

My early prediction 51 - 48 (Manchin - yes; Flake - present).

Then let the battle rage.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (sX1BW)

142 What's bofa?
Posted by: OK, I'll Bite. Again. at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (6eEQ+)

FFS, pay attention

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (d7Ww2)

143 A six-legged corgi would be hilarious. Take some serious bioengineering though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)

144
Mutherfukkin' spammers spamming my phone.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (1hM1d)

145 Some nice writing there, Ewok. Made me LOL. Keep up the good work!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (2sCft)

146 MAGA-primary opponent donation score-card, so far

Suzie-Q $400
CokeBear $300

Not even a week. They hags are gonna put me in the poorhouse.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (9TYxj)

147 Chuck Schumer is full of shit.

He's condemning Trump's "mocking" of Dr. Ford and her being a "sexual assault survivor."

Reminder. THERE IS NO EVIDENCE SHE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. EVER. PERIOD.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

148 a safe?



please.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (2I4LM)
A safe???? What is this, the 1950's?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (a0IVu)

149 A six-legged corgi would be hilarious. Take some serious bioengineering though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)


As long as there's no statistics ... that shit is sketchy at best.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 03, 2018 03:36 PM (C1yRh)

150 How could we weaponize that? Could we monetize that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

Long digestive tract. Feed well for a couple of weeks, give him a little bit of ex lax, and take him to your neighbor with the BETO sign's lawn to do his business.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 03, 2018 03:36 PM (J+mig)

151 I didn't realize that I signed this cellular national alert system into law until I saw it on the news.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 03, 2018 03:36 PM (SkuXa)

152 Haha! "Palestine".

Lefty heads exploded all over TV, I'm sure.

Posted by: Joseph Biden, Assistant President Emeritus at October 03, 2018 03:36 PM (LISuA)

153 148 a safe?



please.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (2I4LM)
A safe???? What is this, the 1950's?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (a0IVu)

Agent 99 will guard the safe with her life.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:36 PM (GBteo)

154 To be fair, Bolton is giving more consideration than I do to 'Palestine'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2018 03:36 PM (ycWCI)

155 Presidential Alert - 'Lindsey Graham.....what a guy, eh? Shocked the Hell outta me, the way he's come out swinging for MAGA. A good guy, the best. He'll stop shelling Capitol Hill pretty soon, I'm sure.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (fA1SL)

156 And oh, yes.

I'll report to the barrel post haste.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

157 "...this has been a test of the Presidential Emergency National Information System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed and informed regarding the situation by a person who is not, and never will be, Hillary Rodham Clinton, which is for the best because her drunk ass wouldn't be able to find the emergency phone at 3pm, let alone 3am..."

Posted by: B. Wayne, Gotham at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (AM1GF)

158 The only presidential alert I want is a scantily clad picture of Melania in the Lincoln Bedroom.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (VpIIl)

159 My guess is that Collins and Murky can do whatever they want with relative impunity. The margin in the senate is too narrow to impose consequences, and unless the GOP runs the tables it won't change too much in November. The most that could be done to them is primary them. And Murky probably isn't vulnerable to that, if her last go-round is any indication. I'd love to see them horsewhipped. But I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (DfaM+)

160 The alerts were not available in Spanish. This President is out of control!

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (uC5dH)

161 a safe?



please.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (2I4LM)
A safe???? What is this, the 1950's?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:35 PM (a0IVu)

Agent 99 will guard the safe with her life.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:36 PM (GBteo)


a good way to control who sees it, and who had the potential to leak it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (2I4LM)

162 Misread the John Bolton item as 'Palestine went up in smoke'.....brought on the sadz. Momentarily.

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at October 03, 2018 03:38 PM (FUJZT)

163 Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

(shoves a head-to-toe plastic suit through the USB port for Sponge)

Good luck. You're gonna need it.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:38 PM (9TYxj)

164 Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (DfaM+)

I think your nic got raped.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:38 PM (GBteo)

165 Anna was in that barrel earlier. Watch out for all the Fairy Tail and Death Note manga posters

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:38 PM (N1ZXu)

166 I did. The spluttered for a bit and then ignored me.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 03:34 PM (a0IVu)

----------------

This is my favorite part of Libtards. Their tolerance, inclusiveness and how accepting they always are when you challenge their beliefs.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 03:38 PM (I16G8)

167 160 The alerts were not available in Spanish. This President is out of control!
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 03, 2018 03:37 PM (uC5dH)

Fine, then I revise -- Trump should have added: "es bueno! #MAGA"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (GBteo)

168 My guess is that Collins and Murky can do whatever they want with relative impunity.

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Perhaps. Not if the GOP gains seats in November. Best to secure gains now by voting yes. Mitch won't renege on a promise if they deliver.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (sX1BW)

169

This is an outrageous abuse of power by our racist homophobic KKK fascist dictator! I don't care if Yellowstone just exploded or a 10.0 hit Frisco. Die ignorant you deplorable peasants!

Posted by: Sulu George at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (Fvwrm)

170 I was at a Chili's when the alert came over the P.A..
It reminded me to order "one beer!"

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (UFgOG)

171 My guess is that Collins and Murky can do whatever they want with relative impunity.

GOPe nets 4 or more seats in the mid-terms and all bets are off.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (9TYxj)

172 Just imagine, Barack Obama and his lovely wife got that alert today.
Imagine the fun Trump could have with that...
Whose bitch you now, Barry? BTW It's the TRUMP economy, you fraud.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (VpIIl)

173 I'll keep it raped - in solidarity with well known rapist Burt Cavanaghs.

Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (DfaM+)

174 I believe this is the first time they've tested the system since it was implemented 5 years ago or whatever

Well, I tried to activate my Presidential Emergency Network Information System, but I kept getting "Invalid User" . Frustrating.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (lK7fO)

175 ...tempting, but nah, bat-sock off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (AM1GF)

176 173 I'll keep it raped - in solidarity with well known rapist Burt Cavanaghs.
Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (DfaM+)

I respect that, brar.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (GBteo)

177 What a fun thread.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (5jVnA)

178 34 So has the Blasey Ford boyfriend thing panned out? It seems too good to be true, like the fat weatherman's letter against Swetnick. You never get silver bullet solutions, and now two in one day?

Crazy bitches tend to have a large blast radius.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (A5B6s)

179 "Ana Maria Archila is from our district, is from Queens," Ocasio-Cortez, prompting a round of applause. "In fact, she is an immigration activist, which just goes to show intersectionality and how interwoven all of these fights are. Because she is putting everything on the line and risking deportation ... not even for a direct immigration action but for the action of all survivors. And that's how we need to be. We need to be championing the causes of our neighbors. That is what creates power and movement, coalition building."

So we now have illegal alien Soros-paid activists influencing the Supreme Court confirmation process.


This is interesting if true.
A Soros paid activist import.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (2I4LM)

180 That previous thread was a hoot. The whole problem is trying to assess injustice at a group level instead of an individual level. So a whole lot of people feel aggrieved who were never wronged, and they blame a whole lot of people, most of whom did no wrong. All that bullshit used to rationalize that central stinking idea, which is self refuting, since the race, gender or sexuality could be reversed in order to justify to hatred and oppression the other side.

One of the researchers, Peter Boghossian, is a lefty militant atheist. I disagree with a lot of his ideas, but often, like Bill Maher or Dawkins, he can exhibit outbursts of common sense.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (/qEW2)

181 If I had a national text system at my beck and call I'd send out great little musical clips every afternoon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)

182 WHA???!!!

Posted by: Obamaphone users at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (zCyNd)

183 My sides. OMG. Yer killin' me, smalls.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (5aX2M)

184 Well, I tried to activate my Presidential Emergency Network Information System, but I kept getting "Invalid User" .

For the last fifteen years.

Posted by: Michelle at October 03, 2018 03:41 PM (N1ZXu)

185 I really just think Mitch is letting them spout their mouth and signal against Trump for free at this point. Doesn't cost him a thing. He's waiting on the report.

But I guess we will know soon.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:41 PM (sX1BW)

186 (shoves a head-to-toe plastic suit through the USB port for Sponge)

Good luck. You're gonna need it.
Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:38 PM (9TYxj)


HAZMAT UNIFORM!!!!!

Thanks.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

187 181 If I had a national text system at my beck and call I'd send out great little musical clips every afternoon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)

I'd hire muldoon full time to send out whimsical dirty limericks.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:41 PM (GBteo)

188 Okay, I laughed. Shocked he didn't call the EU, Eurotrash.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:41 PM (Jkeum)

189 WHY IS DONALD TRUMP TEXTING ME!?!?!?

*hic*

Posted by: Hilary Clinton


Don't worry, you can wipe it with a cloth.

*my 6 year old LG flip phone got the preezy alerts*

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 03, 2018 03:41 PM (Z4rgH)

190 Anyway I think part of the reason for the test was because of how there are persons within the administration working against him, also intelligence agencies and whole industries. It was a great way to test loyalties and enforce a degree of conformity. Also it elegantly demonstrated that they can't shut him up

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (uC5dH)

191 So has the Blasey Ford boyfriend thing panned out? It seems too good to be true,

------------

Agreed, it was never believable that she had a boyfriend.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (sX1BW)

192 Didn't Q say this was going to be something big?

So much for THE STORM BEGINS.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (4ErVI)

193 The most that could be done to them is primary them. And Murky probably isn't vulnerable to that, if her last go-round is any indication. I'd love to see them horsewhipped. But I'm not holding my breath.

Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls


McConnell was responsible for that little round robin Charlie Foxtrot, IIRC. Also, the sliming of Mo Brooks and Roy Moore that got us Doug Jones.

Why, it's almost as if--and I know this sounds crazy--these idiots caused their own problems...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (AM1GF)

194 "My guess is that Collins and Murky can do whatever they want with relative impunity.



GOPe nets 4 or more seats in the mid-terms and all bets are off.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:39 PM (9TYxj)"
Knowing how Washington works, riddle me this.

How does Mookowski and Colon gets anything done when the senate wins more Republican seats? With more seats that close vote, middle of the road, playing the Republicans for fools doesn't work so well for the home state when you keep giving the shiv to people you need to get anything for your state?They won't be able to get money for a local public library.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

195 If I had the ability to text the entire country, I'd probably drunk text everyone trolling for hot girls.

...which is why no one would ever give me the ability to text the entire country.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (GBteo)

196 181 If I had a national text system at my beck and call I'd send out great little musical clips every afternoon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)

Watch out when Trump starts posting red panda videos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (ycWCI)

197 f I had a national text system at my beck and call I'd send out great little musical clips every afternoon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)



Which is why you will never have one! You are on my list.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (0GJk6)

198
My fist is a coalition of my fingers, thumb and palm.

Boom.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (/9p9e)

199 i] I fear the
wholly inappropriate, inertial, ingrained approach of withdrawing the
nomination will be considered - which would amount to an enormous
victory, probably a final and decisive one, for the idiot vandals now
trashing what's left of the civic culture.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 03:30 PM (QDnY+)



If Kavanaugh doesn't make it to the Supremes the left will have a field day with our asses for the rest of our lives.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (HXx+D)

200 I was driving through base when Sphincter Condition Alpha blasted through my phone and over the campus loudspeaker.

I hope, if China ever launches an attack, that the alarm is Trump yelling "It's CHOINA!!!" that weird way he does.

Also, very glad that Carrot Top and Shout Factory are back.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (kQs4Y)

201
FOX News Alert. Jesse Waters has been banging one of his producers, 25 years old. His wife is divorcing him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6236263

Look at her picture. He also picked up his wife at work 10 years ago or so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (f1Vqw)

202 196 181 If I had a national text system at my beck and call I'd send out great little musical clips every afternoon.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)

Watch out when Trump starts posting red panda videos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (ycWCI)

Or Snapchats from his favorite moments on the Gorilla Network.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)

203 I got no Presidential alert.

Did get a discount offer from Pep Boys, though.

Basically the same, I guess.

Posted by: Miklos, unlisted at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (zCyNd)

204 insty link

Man swallowed huge dose of erectile dysfunction drug. Now he sees red, doctors say


heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (2I4LM)

205 Hey, Twitter. Bite me!

Posted by: The Presidential Emergency News Information System at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (Y9zp1)

206 200 I was driving through base when Sphincter Condition Alpha blasted through my phone and over the campus loudspeaker.

I hope, if China ever launches an attack, that the alarm is Trump yelling "It's CHOINA!!!" that weird way he does.

Also, very glad that Carrot Top and Shout Factory are back.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (kQs4Y)


FYI, I see Louie Anderson is playing at some dump here in town.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (/9p9e)

207 If I had a national text system at my beck and call I'd send out great little musical clips every afternoon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)



Oh! Could you do the Cowsills??

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (lwiT4)

208 FOX News Alert. Jesse Waters has been banging one of his producers, 25 years old. His wife is divorcing him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6236263

Look at her picture. He also picked up his wife at work 10 years ago or so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (f1Vqw)

Yes, I would.

Also, how does a 25 year old become a producer of anything?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (GBteo)

209 My alert said

STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF!

*small voice*

Jesus?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gosh Darn Mad at October 03, 2018 03:45 PM (xPJvm)

210 Send out limericks on the Presidential Alert System. Half the country would be like- WTF?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:45 PM (VpIIl)

211 Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

I'll go you one better.

GOPe nets, say, 5 seats in the mid-terms

(assuming a NO vote on confirmation) Mitch strips Suzie-Q and CokeBear of their seniority and committee assignments - saying they can call themselves whatever they want but for all intents and purposes they've declared themselves non-Republicans

I think he's right-pissed at their antics to date and will not forget if he has the opportunity to kick them.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:45 PM (9TYxj)

212 179
"Ana Maria Archila is from our district, is from Queens,"
Ocasio-Cortez, prompting a round of applause. "In fact, she is an
immigration activist, which just goes to show intersectionality and how
interwoven all of these fights are. Because she is putting everything on
the line and risking deportation ... not even for a direct immigration
action but for the action of all survivors. And that's how we need to
be. We need to be championing the causes of our neighbors. That is what
creates power and movement, coalition building."



So we now have illegal alien Soros-paid activists influencing the Supreme Court confirmation process.



This is interesting if true.

A Soros paid activist import.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:40 PM (2I4LM)
--------------------------------------------------------

The woman that harassed Flake in the private Senate elevator, that was on every news show, was also a Soros-paid disruptor.

Soros is proving to be a full and complete Enemy of the United States.*


*see Constitution for remedy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2018 03:45 PM (UsCnO)

213 Yes, I would.

Also, how does a 25 year old become a producer of anything?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (GBteo)

I think you answered your own question.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 03, 2018 03:45 PM (72PAC)

214 Also, how does a 25 year old become a producer of anything?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (GBteo)


Duh.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:45 PM (Jkeum)

215 And, right on schedule, Murkowski (and Collins, I think) upset by Trump's tone, his "mocking" of Ford.

----------

Until and unless there is a vote, these are freebies for the two of them. They get to appease the left without having to worry about pissing off the right. Hold the vote and let the chips fall where they may. At some point, they will not be able to hide behind rhetoric and must cast a vote - only then can they truly be held accountable. Until then, we should expect them to speak favorably toward Ford - as it is just a free pass.
Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:25 PM (sX1BW)



So you're saying they're dumb as fucking hell. Because they are pissing off the right with this spineless bullshit. And the left will still go apoplectic if they vote yes. So they have just done absolutely nothing helpful.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (zRwJ/)

216 dude. his wife is waaaay prettier than the 25yo

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

217 213 Yes, I would.

Also, how does a 25 year old become a producer of anything?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (GBteo)

I think you answered your own question.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 03, 2018 03:45 PM (72PAC)

...That's so sexist. Here eyes are up THERE, ok?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (GBteo)

218 FOX News Alert. Jesse Waters has been banging one of his producers, 25 years old. His wife is divorcing him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6236263

Look at her picture. He also picked up his wife at work 10 years ago or so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (f1Vqw)


Jerk. He has children.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM)

219 Is it even possible to starve individual senators of life-nourishing pork these days? Congress hasn't had an actual budget process for what, 10 to 15 years now? Longer?

Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (DfaM+)

220 apparently what she produced was boners.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (N1ZXu)

221 216 dude. his wife is waaaay prettier than the 25yo
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

Ha! Yeah, maybe if you're in to old chicks or MILFs or whatever...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (GBteo)

222 "Also, how does a 25 year old become a producer of anything?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (GBteo)"Most of the Fox hosts have very young "producers". I've met a few and was like who are you?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:47 PM (VpIIl)

223 Jerk. He has children.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM)

Agreed. But I know why he did it. Because, he could.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:47 PM (Jkeum)

224 National Alert System - brilliant idea -
Now it can be hacked and really foul up the works.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2018 03:47 PM (HXx+D)

225 maybe if you're in to old chicks or MILFs or whatever...

I'm 44. "MILF" to me means "younger woman"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (N1ZXu)

226 "FOX News Alert. Jesse Waters has been banging one of his producers, 25 years old. His wife is divorcing him. "

Dudes very full of himself. Unlike most of the Fox crew.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

227 So you're saying they're (Suzie-Q and CokeBear) dumb as fucking hell.

Truth.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (9TYxj)

228 Cory Booker is a piece of shit.

Carry on.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

229 If his wife would like to get back at him with a 29 year old just call me!

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (SkuXa)

230 You guys ever seen Bill Burr's skit on the "epidemic of gold digging whores?"

He speaks to this phenomena in a way only he can.

"... If that guys stupid, what the fuck am I?!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (GBteo)

231 216 dude. his wife is waaaay prettier than the 25yo
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

See Tiger Woods. Strange has an attractiveness all it's own.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (Jkeum)

232 looks like a good deal

AT AMAZON, Shop Amazon Devices -- Trade-in Your Kindle, Get 25% Off a New Kindle plus Gift Card.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (2I4LM)

233 Willowed:
Play Therapy Conference Workshop.
"Play Art Sand. Oh My! Expressive Interventions for Accessing Reprocessing Traumatic Memories"...
yeah. Science.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (3SzRC)

234 Look at her picture. He also picked up his wife at work 10 years ago or so.


Similar types. He just traded in for the newer model.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (fuK7c)

235 dude. his wife is waaaay prettier than the 25yo

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)
=========

The 25-year-old more than likely does butt stuff.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (vg8iE)

236
I'm Waters, and this is my world. *point at dick*

Posted by: Jesse Waters at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (f1Vqw)

237 Remember- ammoseekDOTcom

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (VpIIl)

238 218
FOX News Alert. Jesse Waters has been banging one of his producers, 25 years old. His wife is divorcing him.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6236263



Look at her picture. He also picked up his wife at work 10 years ago or so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (f1Vqw)



Jerk. He has children.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM)
Jesse, let me introduce a word for you: Alimony.Definition: The screwing you are going to get for the the screwing you got.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (jxbfJ)

239 I'm 44. "MILF" to me means "younger woman"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (N1ZXu)

Oh, I'm 30, and still coming to grips with the fact that not all 23 year old girls have daddy issues and want to date a guy my age.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (GBteo)

240 -
--
apparently what she produced was boners.


Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM

---------------------

She also had a great method of getting rid of them!

Posted by: that Waters guy at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (pMGkg)

241 Also, how does a 25 year old become a producer of anything?

Producer is a very inflated term. I think if you're not in front of or behind the camera, if you're in charge of this shoot, you're the producer.

Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (BFizn)

242 FOX News Alert. Jesse Waters has been banging one of his producers, 25 years old. His wife is divorcing him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6236263

------

Divorce is terrible. They should Jello wrestle for him.

Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (7HtZB)

243 228 Cory Booker is a piece of shit.

Carry on.
Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)


He is Speculum...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (/9p9e)

244 >> The 25-year-old more than likely does butt stuff.

That's how you get to be a producer at 25.

How do you think I got my gig?

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (f1Vqw)

245 The 25-year-old more than likely does butt stuff.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (vg8iE)

Oh that chick for sure does butt stuff. You can see it in the eyes.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (GBteo)

246 236
I'm Waters, and this is my world. *point at dick*
Posted by: Jesse Waters at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (f1Vqw)

*LMAO* Thread winner.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (Jkeum)

247 Dudes very full of himself. Unlike most of the Fox crew.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

I cannot even do the O'reilly 'WE at the Factor...' joke now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (ycWCI)

248 Got my alert.
It said "No action is needed".
Bummer.

Posted by: Swami at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (t1QV2)

249 National Alert System - brilliant idea -
Now it can be hacked and really foul up the works.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2018 03:47 PM (HXx+D)


Who then will we turn to for warnings of the zombie apocalypse?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (hLRSq)

250 Waters hung around Bill O'Reilly too long...

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (VpIIl)

251 185 I really just think Mitch is letting them spout their mouth and signal against Trump for free at this point. Doesn't cost him a thing. He's waiting on the report.

But I guess we will know soon.
Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:41 PM (sX1BW)


I have no trust in the FBI. I expect wording in it like "due to the limited nature of the investigation..." and "A more thorough investigation is recommended."

I'll be glad if I'm wrong, but that is the FBI I've come to expect.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (zRwJ/)

252 Oh, boy!!!


Sharpton Doesn't Rule Out Presidential Run In 2020


https://tinyurl.com/y8wh4eam

Posted by: tu3031 at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (jDF8P)

253 OK. For years now, I've been wanting to set up an SMS gateway in Mexico for he purpose of mass text spamming.

The impetus for this, was that I want the ability to moon entire metro areas at will.

But you guys have great ideas too.

I'm going to have to revisit this...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (5aX2M)

254 >>> dude. his wife is waaaay prettier than the 25yo
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

Attractiveness often has nothing to do with why people cheat. Hollywood is example #1 of this being the case.

So disappointed in Jesse right now, he has been consistently one of my faves. Especially since he has kids afftected by this. Wonder if this news is connected to why he got the new hairstyle recently.

Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (hvf9s)

255 239 I'm 44. "MILF" to me means "younger woman"
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (N1ZXu)

Oh, I'm 30, and still coming to grips with the fact that not all 23 year old girls have daddy issues and want to date a guy my age.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (GBteo)


If it's got a girdle, then MILF is not the category.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (/9p9e)

256 Agreed, it was never believable that she had a boyfriend.

Is that picture of Ford at 15 on the internet real?

If so, yeesh. Girl was ... unfortunate looking.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (9qZ3S)

257 Totally love Bolton. No homo.

Posted by: Octopussy at October 03, 2018 03:51 PM (34CYI)

258 Watters is on TV. TV drops panties. TV drops inhibitions. TV promotes ego.

TV, where actions have no consequence. There's a HUGE percentage of those on TV doing the EXACT SAME THING.

This is not surprising.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

259 NATIONAL ALERT: Anyone else having problems getting the Gorilla Channel? I keep telling Kelly to make it happen. Still no Gorilla Channel. Total loser.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 03:51 PM (5jVnA)

260 I would think it hilarious if Trump just sent out on the presidential alert: 'Hey, how you all doing?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 03, 2018 03:51 PM (ycWCI)

261 Jerk. He has children.

Young children, too. Hard to understand.

Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2018 03:51 PM (CE5C/)

262 If I had a national text system at my beck and call I'd send out great little musical clips every afternoon.

Leonard Nimoy singing the ballad of Bilbo Baggins!

Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (9qZ3S)

263 Plot twist - the Presidential Alert System is mostly about reducing civilian casulties from Graham's ongoing rampage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (fA1SL)

264 211 . . . (assuming a NO vote on confirmation) Mitch strips Suzie-Q and CokeBear of their seniority and committee assignments - saying they can call themselves whatever they want but for all intents and purposes they've declared themselves non-Republicans . . .

Posted by: DocJ
__________

Didn't Cabbage Patch Mitch let Smilin' Lisa keep her seniority and committee assignments when she ran a write-in campaign against the GOP nominee in 2010?

Posted by: Furious George at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (9vQJW)

265 MILF simply means Mom. Age not limited other than over 18.....

GILF might be more of what some of you are discussing.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

266 257 Totally love Bolton. No homo.
Posted by: Octopussy at October 03, 2018 03:51 PM (34CYI)


The air quoting of the KGB created mythical nation is a game-changer. Foggy Bottom Dwellers must be beside themselves.

Go Bolton.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e)

267 I would use the national alert system to send everyone rare and limited edition Pepes. One a day till the nation was made whole or I was impeached. Either result fine.

Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (DfaM+)

268 Some folks can become an associate producer through strategic wardrobe choices.

Posted by: ro-man at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (RuIsu)

269 237
Remember- ammoseekDOTcom


Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (VpIIl)
Got a small ammo distributor around the corner from work. Lots of defensive ammo that LEO uses. Federal Tactical FliteControl 00 buckshot ($4.50 box 5), Federal, Speer, Liberty pistol ammo.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (jxbfJ)

270 Is it even possible to starve individual senators of life-nourishing pork these days? Congress hasn't had an actual budget process for what, 10 to 15 years now? Longer?
Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 03:46 PM (DfaM+)

---------------

Since 2009, when the CRs began, to permanently bake the 800 billion one time stimulus into annual spending.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (I16G8)

271 So now Jesse and Eric Bolling can start there own show.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (Jkeum)

272 So you're saying they're dumb as fucking hell. Because they are pissing off the right with this spineless bullshit. And the left will still go apoplectic if they vote yes. So they have just done absolutely nothing helpful.

----------

In the end, people will mostly just remember the vote.

But politicians always try to split hairs and delay having to cast a vote that people will actually use to hold them accountable. So I am not surprised they are splitting hairs now.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (sX1BW)

273 Young children, too. Hard to understand.
Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2018 03:51 PM (CE5C/)

Is it really hard to understand?

I mean, I can't relate to 25 year old "producers" throwing themselves at me, but I mean, if they were...

I can't judge the guy, that's all I'm going to say.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (GBteo)

274 The 25-year-old more than likely does butt stuff.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (vg8iE)

From the general look I'm guessing that's her preference.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (9TYxj)

275 237 Remember- ammoseekDOTcom
Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (VpIIl)

Yep.

Stay calm and buy ammo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (bcbK8)

276 Not only did Bolton put "Palestine" in air quotes, he called it a "so-called" country. That is, something some people call a country, but is not.

Love it (as talk show host Jeff Kuhner would add, in a non-sexual way).

Posted by: pincorrect at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (t4S9/)

277 I can't believe he's 42, he looks 15.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (1ISKN)

278 "I'm Waters, and this is my world. *point at dick*

Posted by: Jesse Waters at October 03, 2018 03:49 PM (f1Vqw)
"
No it isn't. This is.


*points at run-down apartment, cold pizza on the counter, pictures of children with ex-wife cut out and empty bed because the 25 year old is now hooking up with someone her own age*

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

279 Six more years, baby.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

280 265 MILF simply means Mom. Age not limited other than over 18.....

GILF might be more of what some of you are discussing.
Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

So teen moms are out?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (GBteo)

281 The impetus for this, was that I want the ability to moon entire metro areas at will.



I'll bet Barron and his friends are WAY ahead of you.

Posted by: Miklos, kids text the darndest things at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (zCyNd)

282 256
Agreed, it was never believable that she had a boyfriend.



Is that picture of Ford at 15 on the internet real?



If so, yeesh. Girl was ... unfortunate looking.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (9qZ3S)

Welcome to the club.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (jxbfJ)

283 Posted by: Furious George at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (9vQJW)

He absolutely did.

That was then. This is now.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (9TYxj)

284 >>> TV, where actions have no consequence. There's a HUGE percentage of those on TV doing the EXACT SAME THING.

I look forward to hypocrites like Joe and Mika making fun of Jesse Waters at some point. Remind me what your marital status was before you two started sleeping together? Say it louder I can't hear you.

Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (hvf9s)

285 The 25-year-old more than likely does butt stuff.

I seriously don't get the appeal. Not even a little bit.

Just thinking about shit foam frothing up during the act gives me the heebie jeebies.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (9qZ3S)

286 "Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at October 03, 2018 03:53 PM (bcbK
"

See, you are making an impression...

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (VpIIl)

287 ALERT: Tomorrow Homeland will send you a Randomly Generated Personal Dossier text. If you ever thought about working in the administration, just click on the link to find out if you are a beer-drinking Ebola-carrying ex-Somali pirate or a goat-friendly inside-trading beach party-planner.

And remember: it's Anti-Bullying Week!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (Ndje9)

288 Fox News should just change the "O" to a "U".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (vbJig)

289 MILF simply means Mom.


Disagree. Consider the origin, Stiffler's mom in American Pie.

It's someone generationally inappropriate for you but still hot.

It is known.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (fuK7c)

290 Poor Shep. Still a babbling bobblehead.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (2I4LM)

291 215: They're trying to preserve their leverage.
Once the FBI report comes out, things will get real.

Posted by: War-Turtle, Shepherd of Judges at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (NUNXH)

292 Ok, I'm sitting at my desk laughing. fortunately no one else is here. Those are great Ace.

Posted by: Who's your lurker at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (45xbG)

293 owch Marcus.

that pig deserves it tho'.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (N1ZXu)

294 See Tiger Woods. Strange has an attractiveness all it's own.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (Jkeum)


There's really not a lot of comparison here. Woods was tagging broads all over the world. Over 120 of them. We don't know what the look like.

However, that being said, no matter what they look like on the 1 to 10 scale, someone is tired of banging them.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

295 "Ana Maria Archila is from our district, is from Queens," Ocasio-Cortez, prompting a round of applause. "In fact, she is an immigration activist, which just goes to show intersectionality and how interwoven all of these fights are. Because she is putting everything on the line and risking deportation

These people are so disgusting. Why do so many perceive them as brave? Instead of being grateful for being treated as well as they are, they behave like belligerent petulant thugs, always pushing the line farther and farther.

It should be a massive turn off. I don't see how anyone could find this appealing, not even a leftist. She should be hog tied and dumped over the border into a ditch, preferably face down.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (/qEW2)

296 Is that picture of Ford at 15 on the internet real?

If so, yeesh. Girl was ... unfortunate looking.


Eh, she's a 5 on the decimal scale. Not ugly, not pretty. Nice hair, nice eyes, nobody that gets a lot of attention.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (39g3+)

297 263
Plot twist - the Presidential Alert System is mostly about reducing civilian casulties from Graham's ongoing rampage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (fA1SL)

How do you get out of the way of THAT?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (5jVnA)

298 We'll never get a Presidential Alert from Hillary.

Posted by: Octopussy at October 03, 2018 03:56 PM (34CYI)

299 >>> I would use the national alert system to send everyone rare and limited edition Pepes. One a day till the nation was made whole or I was impeached. Either result fine. Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 03:52 PM (DfaM+)

Yes! Or quickly post things on the national alert that trigger libs!

Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 03:56 PM (hvf9s)

300 I was amazed to see Sharpton was only 64, because he looks like he's 80. Usually black guys age well, don't start looking rough until they're Bill Cosby's age, but Sharpton has used up most of whatever life he had in him. Just looking at him, he looks like he's got a couple years left in him, maybe. Not much more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 03:56 PM (Kpl3J)

301 Jesse Watters is big enough to get Daily Mail headlines?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 03, 2018 03:56 PM (NFEMn)

302 Just looked that the Daily Mail article.

She looks like a total nasty skank. Total.

You fucked up, Jesse.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:56 PM (vg8iE)

303 I seriously don't get the appeal. Not even a little bit.

Just thinking about shit foam frothing up during the act gives me the heebie jeebies.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018 03:54 PM (9qZ3S)

Me either.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 03, 2018 03:57 PM (KUaJL)

304 302
Just looked that the Daily Mail article.



She looks like a total nasty skank. Total.



You fucked up, Jesse.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 03, 2018 03:56 PM (vg8iE)
The years won't be kind to her.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 03, 2018 03:57 PM (jxbfJ)

305 297. As in cold war days - you determine the next likely target and order evacuation and/or shelter in place.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 03:57 PM (fA1SL)

306 Waters is going to be paying alimony and child support for very, very long time.

Silly move on his part.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 03, 2018 03:57 PM (wGbBR)

307 That Hillary comment reminded me that in this entire Kavanaugh spectacle, it is SO nice to sit back and realize that John McCain is DEAD and can't say stupid traitorous shit every night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 03:57 PM (Kpl3J)

308 Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

It was the restaurant waitress that sealed the deal. She wasn't even close to Tigers wife. Some guys can't turn down strange.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (Jkeum)

309 I think the Jesse Watters story is a year old.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (I+uRD)

310 The woman that harassed Flake in the private Senate elevator, that was on every news show, was also a Soros-paid disruptor.

Soros is proving to be a full and complete Enemy of the United States.*


*see Constitution for remedy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 03, 2018 03:45 PM (UsCnO)


this is who she was talking about
I think she was also illegal

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (2I4LM)

311 I dunno. You make a commitment to your wife before God, because you love her. I don't get the appeal of a romp with some skank to sink that. I never will.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

312 >>FOX News Alert. Jesse Waters has been banging one of his producers, 25 years old. His wife is divorcing him.


They need to hang a neon sign over the Fox Studios entrance


>>XXX<<

Degenerate mofos.


Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (r9UYA)

313 You guys have much higher standards than I do, apparently.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (GBteo)

314 I wonder how long it'll be before someone hacks the telephone alert system. It will happen.

*adjusts tinfoil hat*

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (0GJk6)

315 Is it really hard to understand?

Yes, it is. I think a family is the greatest thing a person can accomplish. Sure, things might not be ideal, but to toss it away that quickly?

Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (QrTqV)

316
If your children have graduated HS you're too old to be a MILF

Posted by: Flawless Male Loic at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (TAmPV)

317 Lindsey Graham Presser at 5 Eastern, expected to 'show these fuckers what makes the grass grow green'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (fA1SL)

318 JJ, saw on the twatters Glick - who's got a bit of crazy in her, though she's solid on the issues - saying "it's like Hannukah every day with these guys", referring to Bolton and Pompeo on Israel-related issues. Funny, and true.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (QDnY+)

319 Yes, I would.



Also, how does a 25 year old become a producer of anything?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:44 PM (GBteo)

??

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (5jVnA)

320 National Alert System - brilliant idea -
Now it can be hacked and really foul up the works.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2018 03:47 PM (HXx+D)
----------------------------------

Who then will we turn to for warnings of the zombie apocalypse?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock Your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (hLRSq)



Do it the old fashioned way - look for it.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (HXx+D)

321 If I was Trump, I would text "The bombing will begin in 5 minutes" and just enjoy the popcorn.

Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (7HtZB)

322 309 I think the Jesse Watters story is a year old.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (I+uRD)

Oh. Right. Well, still.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (GBteo)

323 >>GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS<<

Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (r9UYA)

324 Seriously, what is he thinking, sleeping with people at work?!

Posted by: David Letterman, with his sex grotto office at CBS at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (hvf9s)

325 321 If I was Trump, I would text "The bombing will begin in 5 minutes" and just enjoy the popcorn.
Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (7HtZB)

"The bombing will covfefe"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (GBteo)

326 Jesse Watters is big enough to get Daily Mail headlines?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 03, 2018 03:56 PM (NFEMn)

------

No. They're just liberals, and want to do a hit on a Fox personality.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (5aX2M)

327 JJ, saw on the twatters Glick - who's got a bit of crazy in her, though she's solid on the issues - saying "it's like Hannukah every day with these guys", referring to Bolton and Pompeo on Israel-related issues. Funny, and true.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (QDnY+)

PDT's approval rating is nearing 87% in Israel amongst Jews

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2018 04:00 PM (iMzpF)

328 It is hard to understand no matter what. But, if you have young kids, then it is impossible to understand. At least give them a shot at a normal childhood. Rather than, you know, sleeping with a bar skank.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 03, 2018 04:00 PM (wGbBR)

329 See Tiger Woods. Strange has an attractiveness all it's own.
Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 03:48 PM (Jkeum)

There's really not a lot of comparison here. Woods was tagging broads all over the world. Over 120 of them. We don't know what the look like.

However, that being said, no matter what they look like on the 1 to 10 scale, someone is tired of banging them.
Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)M

His present girlfriend is a 0 for me. Tiger has fallen far.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:00 PM (I+uRD)

330 Is that picture of Ford at 15 on the internet real?

If so, yeesh. Girl was ... unfortunate looking.

Eh, she's a 5 on the decimal scale. Not ugly, not pretty. Nice hair, nice eyes, nobody that gets a lot of attention.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (39g3+)


I thought that kid looked like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

331 "Ass like a dump truck carrying 8 loads of fuck." Hahahahaha.

Posted by: Who's your lurker at October 03, 2018 04:00 PM (45xbG)

332 Notice how Ace's humor mocks the left while simultaneously poking fun at Trump's insane communication style -- and no one here is clutching their pearls and acting offended that The Great God Trump (as the left mistakenly thinks we regard him) is being disrespected.

Compare that to the pious awestruck reverence of Obama that the Left self-enforced on itself for 8 years (and continuing to today). No criticism of him, in any form, is ever allowed.

This is why we are #Winning. Because the humor is now on our side. In the '60s, lefties were deemed the loose-and-crazy funny one, while conservatives were uptight humorless squares. Now the roles are reversed. Although the left continuously tries to pretend that they on the ones with the humor. But no one believes that framework any more because it is self-evidently no longer true.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:00 PM (c+2jX)

333 The way you get 'em is how you lose 'em. He'll cheat on his mistress within a year, at most.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 04:00 PM (0GJk6)

334 Fox News should just change the "O" to a "U".

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 03, 2018 03:55 PM (vbJig)

In what?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (FTXAT)

335 His present girlfriend is a 0 for me. Tiger has fallen far.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:00 PM (I+uRD)



And his presence sealed the Ryder Cup for Europe.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

336 "Hannukah every day"

Bolton slices like a fuckin' hammer.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (N1ZXu)

337 I did NOT get the alert. Myself and several of my lib co-workers did not.(other wise they would have hollered about it like my boss, who is on android did) Seems those on iOS did not get it? At least in my close proximity. So is it apple or AT&T I wonder?

And yes, I have the amber alerts and govt. alerts on.
They always have been. Double checked to be sure.

Posted by: lowfibass at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (BrqlK)

338 I dunno. You make a commitment to your wife before God, because you love her. I don't get the appeal of a romp with some skank to sink that. I never will.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)


Not worth the heartache and pain you cause others.

and

Yes, it is. I think a family is the greatest thing a person can accomplish. Sure, things might not be ideal, but to toss it away that quickly?
Posted by: t-bird at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (QrTqV)


I agree. You have to work at it too, but it is so worth it.

I can understand if you fall out of love, or other issues that might come up, but this. So stereotypical and makes Jesse look like an ingrate and a fool.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (2I4LM)

339 "Shit foam."

THANK YOU! I would never have said it but I think it every time anal sex comes up as a topic here (which is a lot...heh).

It is just so nasty.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (aW5/6)

340 What ? Blindsided By Ford ? shocka.

Posted by: runner at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (bUjCl)

341 34 So has the Blasey Ford boyfriend thing panned out? It seems too good to be true, like the fat weatherman's letter against Swetnick. You never get silver bullet solutions, and now two in one day?
___________________

Haven't seen anything more about the ex-BF, but the retired FBI agent/buddy of Ford's, McLean, denies that Ford ever coached her on taking a polygraph.

But if McLean is, as some suspect, one of the people who put Ford up to this stunt, that would not be surprising.

It was interesting how the senate committee released the BF's letter with his name redacted, but not McLean's.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (fqUgw)

342 316
If your children have graduated HS you're too old to be a MILF
Posted by: Flawless Male Loic at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (TAmPV)

If you had a kid at 18, you'll be 36 by the time they graduate high school. That's still MILF territory.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 03, 2018 04:02 PM (KUaJL)

343 Ever worry about Democrats coming for you? Need to up your neighborhood defense? Scoggdog, this one is for you:
.https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8w23fo7

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 04:02 PM (LISuA)

344 Seems those on iOS did not get it? At least in my close proximity. So is it apple or AT&T I wonder?

I got it both on my iPhone and my Series 4 Apple Watch.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 03, 2018 04:02 PM (ZGrMX)

345 337 I did NOT get the alert. Myself and several of my lib co-workers did not.(other wise they would have hollered about it like my boss, who is on android did) Seems those on iOS did not get it? At least in my close proximity. So is it apple or AT&T I wonder?

And yes, I have the amber alerts and govt. alerts on.
They always have been. Double checked to be sure.
Posted by: lowfibass


I didn't get any alert either. TO be fair, I never get any alerts.

iOS.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:02 PM (c+2jX)

346 307 That Hillary comment reminded me that in this entire Kavanaugh spectacle, it is SO nice to sit back and realize that John McCain is DEAD and can't say stupid traitorous shit every night.

That's what I'm here for

Posted by: Flake at October 03, 2018 04:02 PM (O2RFr)

347 THANK YOU! I would never have said it but I think it every time anal sex comes up as a topic here (which is a lot...heh).

It is just so nasty.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (aW5/6)

Hot tip: Enema

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (GBteo)

348 337 I did NOT get the alert. Myself and several of my lib co-workers did not.(other wise they would have hollered about it like my boss, who is on android did) Seems those on iOS did not get it? At least in my close proximity. So is it apple or AT&T I wonder?

And yes, I have the amber alerts and govt. alerts on.
They always have been. Double checked to be sure.
Posted by: lowfibass at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (BrqlK)



I got it on my iPhone through Verizon.


Also, comment to your boss how stupid this thing is. And Obama never should have come up with it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (zRwJ/)

349 >>337
I did NOT get the alert.

Did you have a signal?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (r9UYA)

350 They need to hang a neon sign over the Fox Studios entrance


>>XXX

Degenerate mofos.


Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (r9UYA)


Over every news organization and recording studio in hollywood and New York.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

351 Comedy Gold

Posted by: Sharkman at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (bsdd3)

352 Hey everybody.

Ace, you know, you could have borrowed my "Top Five" format for this if you wanted... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (miE9U)

353 Seriously, what is he thinking, sleeping with people at work?!

Posted by: David Letterman, with his sex grotto office at CBS at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM
=======

Who the fuck knows.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (vg8iE)

354 I'm not sure what the leftists are so concerned about re: alerts. Haven't there always been alerts you couldn't deactivate from your smartphone? Some you could, but not the national ones. This isn't new.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (/qEW2)

355 I didn't get any alert either. TO be fair, I never get any alerts.

iOS.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:02 PM (c+2jX)

so judging by the comments here, this nationwide alert was less than a fully successful test.

I got 4 alerts. You got none.

i don't think it was supposed to work like that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (GBteo)

356 If your children have graduated HS you're too old to be a MILF

For some solutions of "MILF", maybe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (LISuA)

357 344 Seems those on iOS did not get it? At least in my close proximity. So is it apple or AT&T I wonder?

I got it both on my iPhone and my Series 4 Apple Watch.
Posted by: Ian S.


Weird. There must be some setting you have to turn on to get alerts.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (c+2jX)

358 "341

Haven't seen anything more about the ex-BF, but the retired FBI
agent/buddy of Ford's, McLean, denies that Ford ever coached her on
taking a polygraph.



But if McLean is, as some suspect, one of the people who put Ford up to this stunt, that would not be surprising.



It was interesting how the senate committee released the BF's letter with his name redacted, but not McLean's. "

Bears repeating, but people are floating images around that appear to show retired FBI friend together with CPL this year.

Posted by: lurker at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (eAshZ)

359 "I agree. You have to work at it too, but it is so worth it.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (2I4LM)"
This times 1,000. It is a lot of hard work and sometimes heartache. It will challenge you in every way possible. But in the end, it is worth every moment.
I kid. A lot. But I would not trade it for anything.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (VpIIl)

360
Yeah, the affair started last year, but the DM just apparently got the info now. Fox was keeping that under wraps, of course.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (f1Vqw)

361 that news about waters is just a reminder to me that EVERYONE in the media, and in Washington for that matter, are moral degenerates who play a part on the screen that has nothing to do with the loathsome creatures that they really are. Even the ones that I like.

Sometimes I think that nukes going off in both DC and NYC could be the best thing to ever happen to this country. Okay California too, gotta balance it out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)

362 BREAKING

Don Cossacks swear fealty to Lindsey Graham

Tatars pledge "We shall pass through his enemies like a scythe through ripe wheat"


Posted by: Miklos, sdjusting his tunic at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (zCyNd)

363 Maria Shriver was on Oprah once talking about Arnold bringing her breakfast every morning and telling her he loved her.

I thought, "He's cheating on her".

Years later we find out about the maid and love child.


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (0GJk6)

364 Oh, and IMHO Lindsey Graham just hurt the GOP again.

He said in 2020 once the primaries have started, if there's a SCOTUS opening, his Senate will wait until after the election to nominate anyone. Sigh.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (miE9U)

365 Weird. There must be some setting you have to turn on to get alerts.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (c+2jX)

No, you can't turn the presidential alerts off.

Unless your phone is pre iphone 5 (I think it started with the 5), you should have received it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (GBteo)

366 Hot tip: Enema
========

I use Vick's to lube up the enema. Hot tip!

Posted by: Shep! at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (vg8iE)

367 347 THANK YOU! I would never have said it but I think it every time anal sex comes up as a topic here (which is a lot...heh).

It is just so nasty.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (aW5/6)

Hot tip: Enema
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (GBteo)


and Lube as ATC has reminded us many a time.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (zRwJ/)

368 Lindsey Graham Presser at 5 Eastern, expected to 'show these fuckers what makes the grass grow green'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 03:58 PM (fA1SL)


is this true?

Graham trolled the libs with his James Carville statement, and they took it hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (2I4LM)

369 349
>>337

I did NOT get the alert.

Did you have a signal?



Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (r9UYA)

What's the frequency?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (5jVnA)

370 Oh, zombie, correct, good point.


The difference in sense of humor - the EXISTENCE of a sense of humor - is exhibit #236 that there really is not comparison between most people on the two "sides".


And Trump has me laughing, in some way, from some angle, nearly every day.


I find it possible to laugh AT, and WITH, Trump, simultaneously. An unusual, if not unique, situation.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (QDnY+)

371 I got the signal with a code and collected $500 from Bank Of America courtesy of PDT

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (iMzpF)

372 I did NOT get the alert.

Did you have a signal?

Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 04:03 PM (r9UYA)


We get signal.....

WHAT?!?!

Main Screen turn on......

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)

373 No alert on my ancient Motorola, yay !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (58Au8)

374 354 I'm not sure what the leftists are so concerned about re: alerts. Haven't there always been alerts you couldn't deactivate from your smartphone? Some you could, but not the national ones. This isn't new.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


THat's the whole point of the idiocy of their freakout. IT WAS OBAMA WHO INSTITUTED THE PRESIDENTIAL ALERTS, not Trump.

Trump merely inherited the system Obama set up. Just like the anti-filibuster "nuclear option."

Bwahahaha -- reap what you sow, turds!

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (c+2jX)

375 No cheating allowed no matter what , but if you're in an involuntary sexless marriage , as Chris Rock would say, I don't agree but I understand.

Not saying that's the Watters case but I've seen it with friends.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (I+uRD)

376 >>So we now have illegal alien Soros-paid activists influencing the Supreme Court confirmation process.



Gott admit, when I heard her accent I wondered if she was an illegal alien. Of course she is.
Illegal alien corners Senator in elevator for a 4 minute rant - WTF, Capitol Police!!??!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (W+vEI)

377 Graham trolled the libs with his James Carville statement, and they took it hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (2I4LM)

He's a good padawan learner.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (5jVnA)

378 Got my alert.
It said "No action is needed".
Bummer.
Posted by: Swami at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (t1QV2)


Imagine the freakout if it had said "SOON."

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (953wK)

379 Lindsey Graham, asked about the impending FBI report: 'The spirit of the warrior is the spirit of the blade '

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (fA1SL)

380 I saw Shit Foam open for Fudge Tunnel at..

well, really, you don't want to know

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (RKQ/v)

381 Didn't greet the alert either

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (O2RFr)

382 and Lube as ATC has reminded us many a time.
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (zRwJ/)

It's mandatory.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (GBteo)

383 Breaking...RT NEWS....

...V.V.Putin renames pet Siberian tiger "Lindsey", Parade planned...

Posted by: runner at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (bUjCl)

384 I have a Life Alert.

Never can remember to use it, though.

Posted by: Notorious RBG at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (zCyNd)

385 Gotta tell ya, Trump became Batman with that exhortation to Leave the good judge alone, slander him no more and come at me, I can take.


I LOVE MY PRESIDENT!!!


There I said it.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (kT3/m)

386
The working definition of MILF seems to be "older woman" from the standpoint of young kid around 20 give or take.

It comes from getting the hots for your buddies' mothers or other women in their circles. Hence, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (f1Vqw)

387 I don't know that that bison Arnold mauled should be characterized as "cheating." That was straight up bestiality.

Posted by: brar with asymmetrical balls at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (DfaM+)

388 NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT - READINESS MOVED TO DEFCON 1 FULLSCALE NUCLEAR ATTACK DETECTED EMANATING FROM CANADA SEEK SHELTER IN FORTIFIED AREAS FULL NUCLEAR RESPONSE UNDERWAY

Posted by: Presidential Alert System at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (+B4Kf)

389 380 I saw Shit Foam open for Fudge Tunnel at..

well, really, you don't want to know
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (RKQ/v)

Well, it was obviously Boy George.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (UnA8+)

390 @RBPundit is a conservative Twitter personality who went off the deep end of NeverTrumpism during the 2016 election. He's one of the reasons I left Twitter (not for any direct interaction, but he was just one large point of tiresomeness in the thick of it all).

Anyway....

He called Jen Rubin a "god damned moron" today because she's repeating the talking point that Lindsey Graham said that Ford was the result of dragging $100 through a trailer park.

Damn...Jen Rubin just has no legit audience anymore, does she?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (8o3AL)

391 greet =get

Get the alert... Although I could have greeted it I suppose

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (O2RFr)

392 Trump should tweet about forming his is own MAGA militia.

Can you imagine the meltdown?

Note: The Democrats already have created one that appears out of nowhere, even in the halls of the Senate, whenever they need help scaring Republican cucks into submission.

So what is stop Trump from being the nationalist version of George Soros?

Posted by: William Eaton at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (MuTTO)

393 and Lube as ATC has reminded us many a time.
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (zRwJ/)

It's mandatory.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (GBteo)


Protip: Never drop in late to an AoSHQ comment thread.

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (953wK)

394 Pompeo: Russian delivery of S-300 to Syria a 'serious escalation'
While the US secretary of state expresses concern over Moscow's move to arm Damascus with advanced anti-aircraft system, Minister Hanegbi says S-300 is no match for Israel's F-35 stealth fighter jets; 'These batteries are not even able to detect them,' he says.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (iMzpF)

395 386
The working definition of MILF seems to be "older woman" from the standpoint of young kid around 20 give or take.

It comes from getting the hots for your buddies' mothers or other women in their circles. Hence, Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (f1Vqw)

=============

Dolley is a MILF.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (8o3AL)

396 Well, Jesse has often said this is his world.

Chicks dig guys who own the world.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (vDqXW)

397

I saw Degenerate Mofos open for the Democratic National Convention in, well, pretty much every 4 years...

Posted by: Sulu George at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (Fvwrm)

398 Damn...Jen Rubin just has no legit audience anymore, does she?

-------------

Being the conservative Wash Post columnist pays well though.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (sX1BW)

399 If there were more lerts, the world would need less alerts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (/qEW2)

400 Does the senate have to advise and consent on ambassadors? DJT should nominate a bag of hammers to be ambassador to "Palestine", and then withdraw that name in a week and nominate a warm bucket of piss, and repeat until all metaphors for useless things are used up, including McMuffin and Kerry.

Posted by: Delta Upsilon at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (Y9jlN)

401 My alert said "John has a long mustache." I wonder what that means.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (T71PA)

402 393 and Lube as ATC has reminded us many a time.
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (zRwJ/)

It's mandatory.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (GBteo)

Protip: Never drop in late to an AoSHQ comment thread.
Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (953wK)

Oh, it's not what you think!

We're just talking about enemas and anal sex with 25 year old "producers."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (GBteo)

403 Macron declares Paris open city, pleads with Graham to accept his unconditional surrender.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (fA1SL)

404 Weird. There must be some setting you have to turn on to get alerts.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (c+2jX)

--------------

It is supposed to go to all phones of a certain age and newer. Can't be turned off, either.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (I16G8)

405 Graham trolled the libs with his James Carville statement, and they took it hook, line and sinker.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:05 PM (2I4LM)

He's a good padawan learner.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (5jVnA)


I've always wanted our side to do this, and there it was. A thing of beauty.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (2I4LM)

406
Jen Rubin is NOT a MILF.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (f1Vqw)

407 Any word on the FBI report? The last thing I heard they were looking at some party Kav put on his calendar... I'm beginning to think sharing that calendar wasn't the smartest thing to do...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (O2RFr)

408 Does the senate have to advise and consent on ambassadors?

-------------

I think they have outsourced this to the executive branch too.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (sX1BW)

409 Being the conservative Wash Post columnist pays well though.
Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (sX1BW)


"Conservative"

Posted by: John Bolton at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

410 My alert said "John has a long mustache." I wonder what that means.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (T71PA)

Ok, now That's funny. Bravo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (iMzpF)

411 Yes, it is. I think a family is the greatest thing a person can accomplish. Sure, things might not be ideal, but to toss it away that quickly?
Posted by: t-bird


Given the amount of pain my failure to start my own family has caused me, you're darn right I just can't get this sort of crap.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (AM1GF)

412 365 Weird. There must be some setting you have to turn on to get alerts.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (c+2jX)

No, you can't turn the presidential alerts off.

Unless your phone is pre iphone 5 (I think it started with the 5), you should have received it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I have a 5c. I never ever get any kind of alerts. I get about 3 texts per year, grand total, all from friends. 5c, iOS. And yes, I have an "account" with data.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (c+2jX)

413 Does the senate have to advise and consent on ambassadors?

-------------

I think they have outsourced this to the executive branch too.
Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (sX1BW)

Yes they do

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (iMzpF)

414 Jen Rubin is NOT a MILF.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (f1Vqw)


She's a NWIFT

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

415 Jen Rubin is NOT a MILF.

---------

This thread is now dead.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (sX1BW)

416 Pompeo: Russian delivery of S-300 to Syria a 'serious escalation'
While the US secretary of state expresses concern over Moscow's move to arm Damascus with advanced anti-aircraft system, Minister Hanegbi says S-300 is no match for Israel's F-35 stealth fighter jets; 'These batteries are not even able to detect them,' he says.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (iMzpF)

That goodness for proxy skirmishes to test or stuff.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (Jkeum)

417 I got the alert on a Samsung Galaxy 3-Verizon. The President thanked me for my support, and gave me a $25 gift certificate to Olive Garden.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (lwiT4)

418 I got my Obamalert. I also like my smartphone, and was able to keep my smartphone.

Posted by: Roy at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (Rr52g)

419

Jen Rubin: Monster I'd Like to Flush

Posted by: Sulu George at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (Fvwrm)

420 I want my alert to say 70% off shoe sales at Macy's. Happening NOW.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)

421 What is it with the left and NOT getting jokes, turning them into reality?

--the 4chan meme that the ok symbol being a white power symbol and the left getting people fired over it
--lefty journals publishing mein kampf as a research paper
--Graham repeating Carville's $100 bill joke to pount out their depravity, and it turning into a lefty scoldfest

Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 04:11 PM (hvf9s)

422 Or 70% sales at Sephora. Happening NOW.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)

423 Got my alert.

It said "No action is needed".

Bummer.

Posted by: Swami at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (t1QV2)


=========================
Imagine the freakout if it had said "SOON."
Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:06 PM (953wK)

=========================

17 2 476 11 (!!!)

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 04:11 PM (LISuA)

424 Shouldn't thered also be
The Presidential Zombie apocalypse alert
And
The Presidential Leftist coup alert
?

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:11 PM (T4oHT)

425 He called Jen Rubin a "god damned moron" today because she's repeating the talking point that Lindsey Graham said that Ford was the result of dragging $100 through a trailer park.

It wouldn't even make sense for Graham to say that, since Ford is an elitist left coast twat. She's trash, just not trailer trash.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (/qEW2)

426 NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT - This is your god-emporer. I want you to go to the local mall, go to the center pavilion, take off all your clothes, and wait for further instruction.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (5jVnA)

427 300 I was amazed to see Sharpton was only 64, because he looks like he's 80. Usually black guys age well, don't start looking rough until they're Bill Cosby's age, but Sharpton has used up most of whatever life he had in him. Just looking at him, he looks like he's got a couple years left in him, maybe. Not much more.
_____________________

Remember back when he was a fat load, and used to wear those cheesy velour track suits and lots of heavy jewelry all the time? He had weight loss surgery. That's how he lost the weight, basically had no choice but to lose weight. But like a lot of other men who had that surgery (he had the more radical kind, and it was quite a few years ago, so not as relatively simple as it is now), he had a lot of health complications from the procedure. That's why he always looks like death warmed over.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (fqUgw)

428

Did everyone order their Putin calendar?

2018 Wall Calendar "Vladimir Putin the President of Russia", 11.5" x 11.5", 8 Languages (English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Russian)
by Mvsadnik
Link: http://a.co/d/8tgtltP

https://tinyurl.com/y778cbgu

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (2I4LM)

429 She's a NWIFT

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Or is that a NWYD?

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (vDqXW)

430 Any word on the FBI report?

Fox reported that it's done. One copy to Kavanaugh, one copy to the Senate... to be kept in a safe.

A safe.

We're going to know soon what it says, I think, depending on how Kavanaugh (via PDJT) reacts to it,

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (9TYxj)

431 >>I don't know that that bison Arnold mauled should be characterized as "cheating." That was straight up bestiality.


And Maria was having an affair with thumb Matt "white Christian men need to step back" Dowd.
Still dating all these years later.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)

432 I got a picture of Melania when her name was still Knauss.

I mean, not as the alert, but I've got one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (fuK7c)

433

Oh, the report goes to Trump first, then the Senate. One copy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (2I4LM)

434 Judge Jeanine Pirro is a true GILF . Could in theory be a GGILF.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (I+uRD)

435 I'm beginning to think sharing that calendar wasn't the smartest thing to do...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (O2RFr)


donna donna donna. It's gonna be fine, hon. FBI report is apparently wrapped up and on its way to the senate. Vote's probably this weekend.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 04:13 PM (lwiT4)

436 Re: the alert

Got it here, iOS, AT&T.

People on another carrier here got it up to four times.

You gotta remember that this is an Obama program, implemented by the same type of Obama hires who brought you the Obamacare website. Be sure to point that out if you see triggered snowflake relatives on Twitter or Facebook.

I expect that program now has some candidates for the God Emperor to purge. No doubt there are still many of them lurking in there, drawing a paycheck.

John Bolton: God, I love that man. In a strictly heterosexual brotherly way, natch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:13 PM (f5LwH)

437 Fbi still stalling.
#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 03, 2018 04:13 PM (pkGLR)

438 Macron declares Paris open city, pleads with Graham to accept his unconditional surrender.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (fA1SL)

So we have to save them from world domination a SECOND time? Le sigh.

Posted by: LizLem at October 03, 2018 04:13 PM (hvf9s)

439

So will the Dems delay "reading" since there is only one copy? Or is there a deadline?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:13 PM (2I4LM)

440 Oh, the report goes to Trump first, then the Senate. One copy.

-----------

The inevitable talking point that a report done at the direction of the Trump presidency is going to be delicious. Round and round we go.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:13 PM (sX1BW)

441 "Trump Prophecy"He is smiting them with the jaw bone of an ass, or is it he is smiting the jaw bone of the ass?

Posted by: Paladin at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (mCOPv)

442 Ace brings it on humpday. Wham bam! In and out of DEERS at Barksdale in less than 10 minutes this morning. That is the fastest customer service I ever had while in the Navy or since I retired. Mrs. E and I ate at a little German place right outside the main gate called Evie's. Righteous chow.

Posted by: Eromero at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (zLDYs)

443 https://tinyurl.com/y778cbgu

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (2I4LM)
He keeps himself in good shape..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

444 NGU, my first reaction to the S-300/Syria thing is outstanding - now we'll have live-fire data and experience on how to defeat that system, after Israel wipes it out. Second thought is more of a puzzlement: Moscow is quite sensibly being very careful with Israel in Syria, they communicate constantly. I think Israel vetoed this transfer, but Moscow did it anyway. Not consistent with recent pattern, not very smart.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (QDnY+)

445 414
Jen Rubin is NOT a MILF.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (f1Vqw)



She's a NWIFT

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought it was NWYD.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (5jVnA)

446 NATIONAL SECURITY ALERT - The McRib is back at McDonalds. Goes great with a diet coke!

Posted by: Trumpenfuhrer trolling the left at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (hvf9s)

447 425 He called Jen Rubin a "god damned moron" today because she's repeating the talking point that Lindsey Graham said that Ford was the result of dragging $100 through a trailer park.

It wouldn't even make sense for Graham to say that, since Ford is an elitist left coast twat. She's trash, just not trailer trash.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (/qEW2)

===========

I was thinking that exact same point.

People running with it really are morons.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (8o3AL)

448 She's a NWIFT

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)
---
Or is that a NWYD?
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (vDqXW)


Either way, depending on which you think is more descriptive of your feelings.

Either way, she ain't gettin no ride.

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

449 Protip: Never drop in late to an AoSHQ comment thread.
Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:07 PM (953wK)

Oh, it's not what you think!

We're just talking about enemas and anal sex with 25 year old "producers."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:08 PM (GBteo)


Oh, thank heavens!

My mind was thinking up all manner of horrible things.

Thanks for reassuring me that all is well.

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (953wK)

450 Oh, the report goes to Trump first, then the Senate. One copy.
---
It's almost OBSTRUCTION--WHEN HE'S UNDER SUSPICION??!!!

Posted by: Flaming Hair Lib at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (vDqXW)

451 I'll bet the S-300 missiles that the Russians are giving to Syria are going to have built-in systems that guarantee they don't lock onto Russian airplanes.

Kind of funny that the reward Syria gets for killing a planeload of Russians is a whole grab bag of new and better stuff. Can't see the grunts down in the line of fire thinking too highly of that move.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)

452 ?

@FoxNews 4m

FBI report expected imminently, one copy to be placed in Senate Judiciary Committee safe https://fxn.ws/2Npvb4I

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (c07y/)

453 > So will the Dems delay "reading" since there is only one copy?

I'd tell them they get it right after they hand over Dr. Crazypants's polygraph and therapist records.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (f5LwH)

454 FBN talking about the astroturfing of Kavanaugh protests by Soros & Co., on now.

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (953wK)

455 434 Judge Jeanine Pirro is a true GILF . Could in theory be a GGILF.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (I+uRD)

-------------

Pamela Geller.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)

456 >>>>Haven't seen anything more about the ex-BF, but the retired FBI agent/buddy of Ford's, McLean, denies that Ford ever coached her on taking a polygraph.

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Here's the thing though. The ex-boyfriend didn't say that Ford "coached" McLean, he said that Ford explained how the polygraph worked in order that McLean would feel less nervous about the test. "Coaching" implies that Ford was teaching McLean how to beat the polygraph. So McLean saying, "She never coached me," can be technically true but does not address the actual claim. It also does not address the questions that Mitchell asked.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (lNdj3)

457 Oh, the report goes to Trump first, then the Senate. One copy.

I'm uneasy about it because I don't trust the FBI

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (O2RFr)

458 People running with it really are morons.

------------

I think many running with it are just being disingenuous.

But with Rubin, I don't think she knows the origin - so yes a moron.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (sX1BW)

459 318 JJ, saw on the twatters Glick - who's got a bit of crazy in her, though she's solid on the issues - saying "it's like Hannukah every day with these guys", referring to Bolton and Pompeo on Israel-related issues. Funny, and true.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (QDnY+)


I think she's a NYC Dem-Lefty Assemblywoman, IIRC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

460 Oh, thank heavens!

My mind was thinking up all manner of horrible things.

Thanks for reassuring me that all is well.
Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:14 PM (953wK)

Yes, yes, I could see how that conversation, stepped in to mid-stream, could cause some consternation and misunderstanding if not explained.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (GBteo)

461 453 > So will the Dems delay "reading" since there is only one copy?

============

Could make it easier to ID who leaks it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (8o3AL)

462 fbi report soon.

Posted by: wammo at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (bib5V)

463 National Security Alert! New poll shows party enthusiasm for midterms statistically tied, where Dems had 10 point advantage a month ago.

Oops.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (SkuXa)

464


My alert said, "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

Posted by: BackwardsBoof at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (HaL55)

465
Jen Ruben is a NWYD. Not With Your Dick

Posted by: Flawless Male Loic at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (TAmPV)

466 459 318 JJ, saw on the twatters Glick - who's got a bit of crazy in her, though she's solid on the issues - saying "it's like Hannukah every day with these guys", referring to Bolton and Pompeo on Israel-related issues. Funny, and true.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 03:59 PM (QDnY+)


I think she's a NYC Dem-Lefty Assemblywoman, IIRC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)


NEVER MIND. WRONG GLICK.

Yes, CAROLINE Glick is top notch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

467 463 National Security Alert! New poll shows party enthusiasm for midterms statistically tied, where Dems had 10 point advantage a month ago.

Thanks DiFi

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (9TYxj)

468 463 National Security Alert! New poll shows party enthusiasm for midterms statistically tied, where Dems had 10 point advantage a month ago.

Oops.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 03, 2018 04:16 PM (SkuXa)

=============

Something pollsters didn't see coming and didn't include in their models.

I really don't think this election is going to be particularly close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (8o3AL)

469 407
Any word on the FBI report? The last thing I heard they were looking at
some party Kav put on his calendar... I'm beginning to think sharing
that calendar wasn't the smartest thing to do...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:09 PM (O2RFr)

Thing about that is everyone that Balsy mentions has got to NOT be verifiable somewhere else at the time.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (ymnmz)

470 Dolley is a MILF.

Go home James, you're drunk.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd6dxx5u

Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (9qZ3S)

471 fbi report soon

If it's "bad" for Kav expect it to be immediately leaked.. If not... silence

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

472 451 I'll bet the S-300 missiles that the Russians are giving to Syria are going to have built-in systems that guarantee they don't lock onto Russian airplanes.

Kind of funny that the reward Syria gets for killing a planeload of Russians is a whole grab bag of new and better stuff. Can't see the grunts down in the line of fire thinking too highly of that move.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (Kpl3J)


Maybe the electronics are Chi Com. And if it's as good as their cat food and drywall...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (/9p9e)

473 Oh, the report goes to Trump first, then the Senate. One copy.

I'm uneasy about it because I don't trust the FBI

------------

Don't fret. No one really cares about the report. Both sides will read it the way they want, and both sides will use it to give the cover they want.

Just accept it.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (sX1BW)

474 lockbox? like with a cloth? iou's r us and all?
With there be a 'welded shut' tv event on this important safeguard?

Posted by: micky at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (dF9Lb)

475 My old Samsung Note 2 offered me a brute squad position at a soon to open Trumpcamp

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (7bhx4)

476 457 Oh, the report goes to Trump first, then the Senate. One copy.

I'm uneasy about it because I don't trust the FBI.

Trust the Timing. A 3 day investigation is just enough to say "Yeah, we looked at everything again, and our conclusions are the same as they were last time." Anything more than that would have taken significantly longer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (Kpl3J)

477 So will the Dems delay "reading" since there is only one copy? Or is there a deadline?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:13 PM (2I4LM)

---------------

It is up to McConnell now. The Ds don't get a certain period of time to read it. Once Coke Mitch calls the cloture vote, the 30 hours of debate clock starts.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (I16G8)

478 467 463 National Security Alert! New poll shows party enthusiasm for midterms statistically tied, where Dems had 10 point advantage a month ago.

Thanks DiFi
Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (9TYxj)


That means we were ahead 10 points a month ago and are now ahead like 25-30.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)

479 467 463 National Security Alert! New poll shows party enthusiasm for midterms statistically tied, where Dems had 10 point advantage a month ago.

Thanks DiFi
Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (9TYxj)

============

Theory:

I think it's well established that Hillary Clinton never lost her Goldwater Girl roots and has been a double agent rising in the ranks of the Democratic Party in order to tear it down from the inside.

Perhaps ChiFi is similar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (8o3AL)

480 457 Oh, the report goes to Trump first, then the Senate. One copy.

I'm uneasy about it because I don't trust the FBI
Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (O2RFr)



See my comment at 251.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (zRwJ/)

481 470 Dolley is a MILF.

Go home James, you're drunk.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd6dxx5u
Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018 04:17 PM (9qZ3S)

===========

Perhaps I should say, TheDolley is a MILF.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (8o3AL)

482 435 donna donna donna. It's gonna be fine, hon. FBI report is apparently wrapped up and on its way to the senate. Vote's probably this weekend.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 04:13 PM (lwiT4)

and, rbi director wray worked w Judge K. and rosenstein LIKES him. both helpful.

Posted by: Ever at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (LKIWN)

483 454
FBN talking about the astroturfing of Kavanaugh protests by Soros Co., on now.

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:15 PM (953wK)

If Kav is confirmed, Trumpisnotabovethelaw.org will be ready to go.

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (DJFLF)

484 404 Weird. There must be some setting you have to turn on to get alerts.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:04 PM (c+2jX)

--------------

It is supposed to go to all phones of a certain age and newer. Can't be turned off, either.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


THat doesn't make any sense. How can the sender know ahead of time what model of phone will receive the alert? If I send out an email, for example, I have no idea if the receiver is using a Cray supercomputer from 1972 or a 2018 Fitbit. Via what mechanism can the sender "only" send the text to "newer" phones? What if I originally had an old ipHone, but 15 minutes before the alert being sent, I went out and bought a new iPhone and put the old SIM card in it?

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (c+2jX)

485 If it's "bad" for Kav expect it to be immediately leaked.. If not... silence

I'm guessing that if it was "bad for Kav" that information would have leaked by now.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (9TYxj)

486 Sorry everybody, Bolton and I were throwing around the Nuclear Football when General Kelly came in and tried to get us to put it away so Bolton and I were playing keep away from General Kelly and he was all like "gimme the nuclear football, the fate of the world is in your hands" or some ghey shit like that. anyway long story short Canada no longer exists. Never really liked Canada all that much anyway, so cold and what's with 3 downs in football? That's no way to play football plus they're always moving with the snap. ever heard of false start losers? Spitballing here but when the radiation gets down to a less lethal level I'm thinking "Trumpland", make my own amusement park. Bet I'll get a phenominal deal on the real estate.

I'm getting off track here though, Kelly is telling me I have to tell you that your safe because Canada doesn't have any nukes and is a smoking ruin at this point anyway. Sorry Martin Short, loved you in Innerspace

Posted by: Presidential Alert System at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (+B4Kf)

487 479
Theory:

I think it's well established that Hillary Clinton never lost her Goldwater Girl roots and has been a double agent rising in the ranks of the Democratic Party in order to tear it down from the inside.

Perhaps ChiFi is similar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (8o3AL)


I'll not have what you're having...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

488

So will the Dems delay "reading" since there is only one copy?



Dems can read? They've already shown us they can't count and that binary situations tend to confuse and frighten them, so I kinda doubt that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoof at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (HaL55)

489
See my comment at 251.

That's what I'm afraid of too

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (O2RFr)

490 That means we were ahead 10 points a month ago and are now ahead like 25-30.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)
---
It's not healthy to unskew the polls.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

491 I am picturing Farmer Chuck Grassley sitting in front of the safe in overalls and a shotgun across his lap.

Posted by: Miklos, alerted at October 03, 2018 04:20 PM (zCyNd)

492 I'm in very deep romantic love with John Bolton.

Not even ashamed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 03, 2018 04:20 PM (Boy/L)

493 487 479
Theory:

I think it's well established that Hillary Clinton never lost her Goldwater Girl roots and has been a double agent rising in the ranks of the Democratic Party in order to tear it down from the inside.

Perhaps ChiFi is similar.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (8o3AL)


I'll not have what you're having...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

============

If Hillary wanted to tear apart the Democratic Party from the inside, could she have done it any better than in how she's behaved over the last decade?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:20 PM (8o3AL)

494 If it's "bad" for Kav expect it to be immediately leaked.. If not... silence

I'm guessing that if it was "bad for Kav" that information would have leaked by now.

----------

We already know it is bad for Kavanaugh.

We also know it is good for him.

It just depends which side you are on.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:20 PM (sX1BW)

495 Dems can read? They've already shown us they can't
count and that binary situations tend to confuse and frighten them, so I
kinda doubt that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoof at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (HaL55)
Picture book version of the FBI report might help them out.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu)

496
I'm guessing that if it was "bad for Kav" that information would have leaked by now.

Probably true. That and Feinstein asking that it not be released to the public

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

497 Originally this was started by Jug Ears and supposed to be sent by President Pantsuits to inform you which Happy camp to report to.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (T4oHT)

498 Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)

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Matt Dowd lives with a Kennedy? Talk about a house begging for a meteor strike. Or maybe one of those frozen airplane poop meteors. Yeah, that's the ticket. Right when they're on the couch, yukkin it up to Trevor Noah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (5aX2M)

499 If Hillary wanted to tear apart the Democratic Party from the inside, could she have done it any better than in how she's behaved over the last decade?

--------------

Then she's a piker. I'll show her how its really done.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

500 Sen. John Kennedy R-La., introduced legislation Tuesday to prohibit
federal contracts with banks that end business with other lawful
businesses over social policy. -WZ


Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (r9UYA)

501
I'm uneasy about it because I don't trust the FBI


The FBI wants nothing to do with this shit show

Posted by: Flawless Male Loic at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (TAmPV)

502 THat doesn't make any sense. How can the sender know ahead of time what model of phone will receive the alert? If I send out an email, for example, I have no idea if the receiver is using a Cray supercomputer from 1972 or a 2018 Fitbit. Via what mechanism can the sender "only" send the text to "newer" phones? What if I originally had an old ipHone, but 15 minutes before the alert being sent, I went out and bought a new iPhone and put the old SIM card in it?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (c+2jX)

It's not a text alert, it's an emergency alert.

The cell towers shoot it out to every connected device.

In that sense, it's regional. So if, say, Southern California had some kind of emergency that the rest of the world didn't, the cell companies could send the alert to those 100 towers and all phones connected to them.

Older phones can't read and display the message, it's not an SMS text.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (GBteo)

503 490 That means we were ahead 10 points a month ago and are now ahead like 25-30.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)
---
It's not healthy to unskew the polls.
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

=============

Questioning the results is fine. I think the assumptions behind the models have been centered around Democratic enthusiasm being far greater than Republican enthusiasm.

Actually trying to redo the statistics on the polls? There disaster lies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (8o3AL)

504 Senator Graham rallies the Rohirrim with a cry of "DEATH!"

Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (7HtZB)

505 407 Any word on the FBI report? The last thing I heard they were looking at some party Kav put on his calendar... I'm beginning to think sharing that calendar wasn't the smartest thing to do...
____________________

I'm curious to know what Chris Garrett ("Squi" on Kav's 7/1 calendar notes) had to say to the FBI.

Did he also say (like Kav, Judge, Smyth, Keyser) that he has no knowledge of the party Ford described?

Also, Garrett is the guy who Ford "went out with for a couple months" before the party, and the guy through whom Ford says she met Kavanaugh and Judge. Ford went out of her way to try and protect Garrett in her senate testimony, even refusing to utter his name. There is also speculation that Ford changed the number of people she said were at the party in order to avoid implicating Garrett as the person whose house the party happened in.

So it will be interesting to see what, if anything, Garrett has to say about Ford's claims.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw)

506 499 If Hillary wanted to tear apart the Democratic Party from the inside, could she have done it any better than in how she's behaved over the last decade?

--------------

Then she's a piker. I'll show her how its really done.
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (sX1BW)

============

By putting Nancy Pelosi in charge?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (8o3AL)

507 Sen. John Kennedy R-La., introduced legislation Tuesday to prohibit
federal contracts with banks that end business with other lawful
businesses over social policy. -WZ


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I have a better idea - end their FDIC insurance.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (sX1BW)

508 reinterveiw of kavenaugh by fbi would be perjury trap.

Posted by: wammo at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (bib5V)

509 So Hillary is a sleeper agent.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (2NqXo)

510 It's not healthy to unskew the polls.
Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (vDqXW)


Huh. I didn't know it was possible to unscrew Poles.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (T71PA)

511 504 Senator Graham rallies the Rohirrim with a cry of "DEATH!"
Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (7HtZB)

============

Ride for ruin! And the world's ending!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (8o3AL)

512 THat doesn't make any sense. How can the sender know ahead of time what model of phone will receive the alert? If I send out an email, for example, I have no idea if the receiver is using a Cray supercomputer from 1972 or a 2018 Fitbit. Via what mechanism can the sender "only" send the text to "newer" phones? What if I originally had an old ipHone, but 15 minutes before the alert being sent, I went out and bought a new iPhone and put the old SIM card in it?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (c+2jX)



I think all newer phones are required to have the capability programmed into them to have it. Just like when they started adding the capability to receive Amber Alerts and Weather alerts. It's just that those you have the option to deactivate. Presidential alerts just don't give you the switch to shut them off.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (zRwJ/)

513 #TwoHours

Posted by: Octopussy at October 03, 2018 04:23 PM (34CYI)

514 So far that site I posted has a placeholder for protests if Trump fires Mueller.

There's nothing about Kavanaugh. But if they have all those people in their database, it wouldn't be too hard to notify them.

They have protests planned wall to wall across PA

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 04:23 PM (DJFLF)

515 It was interesting how the senate committee released the BF's letter with his name redacted, but not McLean's.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 03, 2018 04:01 PM (fqUgw)

CNN promptly doxxed the guy.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 03, 2018 04:23 PM (FTXAT)

516 Actually SH I don't think that covers it, this time.


Issue is whether there is any evidence for very recent, very non-credible, claims made against Kav. That simple.


There won't be any. GOPers can cite that. Dems have *already* pivoted to other non-issues (drink!), or just gone completely stupid (Booker, explicitly saying the facts, guilt or innocence, aren't the point!). Aside from the most brain-dead and NPR-addled among their "base", this gets zero traction - and in fact hurts them with anyone paying attention, as I've been asserting for a while now.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 04:23 PM (QDnY+)

517 THat doesn't make any sense. How can the sender know ahead of time what model of phone will receive the alert? If I send out an email, for example, I have no idea if the receiver is using a Cray supercomputer from 1972 or a 2018 Fitbit. Via what mechanism can the sender "only" send the text to "newer" phones? What if I originally had an old ipHone, but 15 minutes before the alert being sent, I went out and bought a new iPhone and put the old SIM card in it?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (c+2jX)

----------------

Well, it is an Obama era Gov. program, so there goes making any sense.

As I understand it, phones made from X date forward had to have the ability to receive the alerts built in.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:23 PM (I16G8)

518 335-not entirely accurate. Patrick Reed did much of the damage. He is a jerk. Plus, the USA team just did not have the drive and energy to win collectively. Can't blame it all on Tiger.

Posted by: Dreg in Seattle at October 03, 2018 04:23 PM (Y7N05)

519 You all may have already seen/talked about this but...this is interesting.... From CTH:

http://tinyurl.com/ybp6vlo5

Ms. Monica McLean retired from the FBI in 2016; apparently right after the presidential election. Her current residence is listed at Rehoboth Beach, Delaware; which aligns with public records and the serendipitous printed article.

Now, where did Ms. Blasey-Ford testify she was located at the time she wrote the letter to Dianne Feinstein, accusing Judge Brett Kavanaugh?

Rehoboth, Delaware!

(I've tried 16 ways from Sunday to repost the actual transcript from over at CTH and no matter how many ' and - I change, pixy isn't having it. It's about 1/4 of the way down the page at the link above.)

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:24 PM (cF8AT)

520 Why did the text go out at exactly 2:18?

Posted by: Valiant at October 03, 2018 04:24 PM (3MiF8)

521 Sen. John Kennedy R-La., introduced legislation Tuesday to prohibit federal contracts with banks that end business with other lawful businesses over social policy. -WZ

I expect the pearl-clutching Chamber Of Commerce Payroll Patriots to be quick to explain why this is CREEPING FASCISM!!!!! in 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:24 PM (9TYxj)

522 Posted by: Presidential Alert System at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (+B4Kf)

================

I'm still laughing

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 04:24 PM (LISuA)

523 520 Why did the text go out at exactly 2:18?
Posted by: Valiant at October 03, 2018 04:24 PM (3MiF

Probably some white power symbolism.

(They just picked a random time and date to test it, I think. Originally it was supposed to happen at another time and date, this was the secondary one.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:25 PM (GBteo)

524 D's continue the stall:

Christine BS-Ford's attorneys now say they'll give the docs that the Judiciary Committee wants to the FBI when BS-Ford is interviewed.

Bwa-hah-haaaaaahhhhhhhh....

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (953wK)

525 Just saw that the Feds have identified the guy who sent envelopes containing Ricin (castor beans) to officials yesterday. The clever detectives found this out by noticing that the Criminal SooperGenious had written his own real return address on the envelopes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

526 502 THat doesn't make any sense. How can the sender know ahead of time what model of phone will receive the alert? If I send out an email, for example, I have no idea if the receiver is using a Cray supercomputer from 1972 or a 2018 Fitbit. Via what mechanism can the sender "only" send the text to "newer" phones? What if I originally had an old ipHone, but 15 minutes before the alert being sent, I went out and bought a new iPhone and put the old SIM card in it?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:19 PM (c+2jX)

It's not a text alert, it's an emergency alert.

The cell towers shoot it out to every connected device.

In that sense, it's regional. So if, say, Southern California had some kind of emergency that the rest of the world didn't, the cell companies could send the alert to those 100 towers and all phones connected to them.

Older phones can't read and display the message, it's not an SMS text.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Wha---???

If what you're saying is true, then what is the "app" that receives and displays the message? If they "shoot it out to every connected device," then that would include my phone too, right? And I have the latest version of iOS, so fi there is some pre-packaged built-in app for these alerts, then my phone would have it.

I still don't understand.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

527 Rhomboid - you are bringing logic and reason to an emotional battle. It doesn't matter what it says. It could say Ford is the biggest liar that we have ever seen. Turns out neither her or Kavanaugh even lived or visited Maryland during the years 1981 - 1985. To the left, it would still implicate Kavanaugh.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (sX1BW)

528 Feinstein asking that it not be released to the public Posted by: It's me donna

That means it exposes Ford's perjury.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (Ndje9)

529 A week more of investigation and not 1 Democrat saying it's good enough I'm voting for confirmation.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (T4oHT)

530 525 Just saw that the Feds have identified the guy who sent envelopes containing Ricin (castor beans) to officials yesterday. The clever detectives found this out by noticing that the Criminal SooperGenious had written his own real return address on the envelopes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

Ah, so we're dealing with a real genius here. Unabomber part II. Better be careful with this guy!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (GBteo)

531 when decent public service patriots like jeff flake are called scum by partisan political hacks it says more about you then it does about jeff flake. ( who still might vote for randy brett)

Posted by: wammo at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (bib5V)

532 Fucking fantastic, Ace.


Go ahead and take the rest of the day off.

Oh - and if I see you in here before Noon, tomorrow I'm gonna feel like a bad guy. So sleep in and go get a waffle or something.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (5p5Kj)

533 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:25 PM (GBteo)

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Rush said it was because they knew everyone would be on their devices, listening to his show. Made me laugh.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (5aX2M)

534 519 Deep starplot,who'da thunk?

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (mCMQ5)

535 > How can the sender know ahead of time what model of phone will receive the alert?

It's a different system from normal text messages. Those are sent to individual phones. The alert messages are broadcast messages to all phones, not to a particular phone (which makes sense, because sending a separate message to every phone would bog the system down). They are in a completely different format, and on a completely different channel.

The cellular modem in the phone has to have the right software and hardware to watch for these broadcast messages. Older phones don't have that.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (f5LwH)

536 529 A week more of investigation and not 1 Democrat saying it's good enough I'm voting for confirmation.
Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (T4oHT)

============

"Republicans are immune from evidence!"
-The Left right now

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (8o3AL)

537 Sen. John Kennedy R-La., introduced legislation Tuesday to prohibit
federal contracts with banks that end business with other lawful
businesses over social policy. -WZ

Posted by: Under Fire at October 03, 2018 04:21 PM (r9UYA)

------------------

This. Would. Be. Awesome.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (I16G8)

538 State plot lol

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (mCMQ5)

539 The idea that we are not going to be able to see the findings of the report are deeply troubling.

I want to read the findings myself not get some leaked bullshit is going to used to advance narratives and agendas.


Completely unacceptable given the circumstances.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (kT3/m)

540 1 John 2:18 NIV -
Warnings Against Denying the Son - Dear children, this is the last hour; and as you have heard that the antichrist is coming, even now many.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (Jkeum)

541 Okay Fords lawyers have offered to now give them her doctors notes and the results of her poly/lying test AFTER, they speak with the FBI? WTF? I thought the report was done?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

542 Waffles have carbs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

543 If what you're saying is true, then what is the "app" that receives and displays the message? If they "shoot it out to every connected device," then that would include my phone too, right? And I have the latest version of iOS, so fi there is some pre-packaged built-in app for these alerts, then my phone would have it.

I still don't understand.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

Yes, all phones manufactured after a certain date (I think 2012) have to be able to receive these "Presidential notifications." You can't turn them off. It should pop up on your home screen like any iPhone notification would.

If you didn't, and yet are connected to a wireless cell tower, it's because, shocker, the government (or cell company) fucked up in sending out the message.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (GBteo)

544 519 You all may have already seen/talked about this but...this is interesting.... From CTH:

http://tinyurl.com/ybp6vlo5

Ms. Monica McLean retired from the FBI in 2016; apparently right after the presidential election. Her current residence is listed at Rehoboth Beach, Delaware; which aligns with public records and the serendipitous printed article.

Now, where did Ms. Blasey-Ford testify she was located at the time she wrote the letter to Dianne Feinstein, accusing Judge Brett Kavanaugh?

Rehoboth, Delaware!

(I've tried 16 ways from Sunday to repost the actual transcript from over at CTH and no matter how many ' and - I change, pixy isn't having it. It's about 1/4 of the way down the page at the link above.)

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:24 PM (cF8AT)



You also have to remove the "..." because smart punctuation treats that as a single character instead of 3 periods in a row.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (zRwJ/)

545 Posted by: Kreplach at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (kT3/m)

Agreed.

If only there were someone with unilateral declassification powers who could make it public.

If. Only.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (9TYxj)

546 Waffles have carbs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

Not blue ones.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (Jkeum)

547 Okay Fords lawyers have offered to now give them her doctors notes and the results of her poly/lying test AFTER, they speak with the FBI? WTF? I thought the report was done?

--------

Reminds me of when my kids think they are cleverly sneaking candy up the stairs by walking with their hands in their pockets.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (sX1BW)

548 On her show Wednesday morning, NBC anchor Megyn Kelly literally treated a New York Times story detailing a 1983 letter written by Brett Kavanaugh like a piece of garbage, crumpling up a copy of the letter and throwing it away. Even as all three broadcast networks, including her own, hyped the story, Kelly told viewers how "ridiculous" it was.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (vDqXW)

549
I think all newer phones are required to have the capability programmed into them to have it. Just like when they started adding the capability to receive Amber Alerts and Weather alerts. It's just that those you have the option to deactivate. Presidential alerts just don't give you the switch to shut them off.
Posted by: buzzion


Via what mechanism could one "receive" Amber Alerts and Weather Alerts if they're not arriving by "text message"? What is the name of this app/technology/system/whatever? How does it appear on one's screen? Very mysterious.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (c+2jX)

550 528
Feinstein asking that it not be released to the public Posted by: It's me donna



That means it exposes Ford's perjury.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (Ndje9)

That doesn't mean it exposes Ford's perjury. But Feinstein has every reason to believe that it cannot in any way be helpful.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (5jVnA)

551 Now Donna,we talked about the concern...

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (mCMQ5)

552 >>Why did the text go out at exactly 2:18?



"Let explain why in a riddle . . . "
-- Q

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (W+vEI)

553 Ford seems to have a helluva lot of conditions constantly for someone who 'just wants to tell her story.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

554 Rush said it was because they knew everyone would be on their devices, listening to his show. Made me laugh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (5aX2M)

Oh, shit, hadn't thought of that angle. ha

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (GBteo)

555 Posted by: Kreplach at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (kT3/m)
Just keep listening to Hannity. Boss Lindsey is his bestie now, he's got permanent Guest status on Sean's shows. Lindsey will divulge everything we need to know.

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (DJFLF)

556 550
That doesn't mean it exposes Ford's perjury. But Feinstein has every reason to believe that it cannot in any way be helpful.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (5jVnA)

===============

She needs the specter of the FBI report for political purposes. The actual FBI report is immaterial.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (8o3AL)

557 Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (O2RFr)

It's another stall tactic. Doubt it's going to work this time though.

But hey, I've been wrong plenty of times about this shitshow so who knows.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (9TYxj)

558
when decent public service patriots like jeff flake are called scum by partisan political hacks it says more about you then it does about jeff flake. ( who still might vote for randy brett)

Posted by: wammo at October 03, 2018 04:27 PM (bib5V)


I've scraped better than Jeff Flake off the bottom of my shoe.

Posted by: Flawless Male Loic at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (TAmPV)

559 >>Waffles have carbs.


If dietary science / advice has taught me anything they have taught me that Carbs are the Future.

Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (5p5Kj)

560 Now Donna,we talked about the concern...

So I'm being sent to the woodshed again... slinks off

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (O2RFr)

561 Public service patriots? It damn sure doesn't describe being a Senator.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (AjNMO)

562 553
Ford seems to have a helluva lot of conditions constantly for someone who 'just wants to tell her story.'


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

That's just her Patriarchy PTSD kicking in.

H8r!

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (DJFLF)

563 wammo is an illiterate polesmoker who will dig a canal

Posted by: blammo at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (5aX2M)

564 FOX News Alert. Jesse Waters has been banging one of his producers, 25 years old. His wife is divorcing him.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6236263

Look at her picture. He also picked up his wife at work 10 years ago or so.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 03:43 PM (f1Vqw)
************************
I had figured they had already divorced as I thought I had read about this in Dec. or Jan.
Had not seen the pics though.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (hECVl)

565 Via what mechanism could one "receive" Amber Alerts and Weather Alerts if they're not arriving by "text message"? What is the name of this app/technology/system/whatever? How does it appear on one's screen? Very mysterious.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (c+2jX)

It will appear on your home screen on an iPhone.

You don't get any of these alerts? I had to turn off the Weather Alerts years ago because every time it rained I got a "FLASH FLOOD WARNING" thing which drove me nuts.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (GBteo)

566 559 >>Waffles have carbs.


If dietary science / advice has taught me anything they have taught me that Carbs are the Future.
Posted by: garrett at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (5p5Kj)

===========

"Didn't they have red meat and cigarettes in the past?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (8o3AL)

567 On her show Wednesday morning, NBC anchor Megyn Kelly literally treated a New York Times story detailing a 1983 letter written by Brett Kavanaugh like a piece of garbage, crumpling up a copy of the letter and throwing it away. Even as all three broadcast networks, including her own, hyped the story, Kelly told viewers how "ridiculous" it was.

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I'm sorry Megyn. Too little too late. Unless you have a Senate vote to offer like Lindsey Graham, your past indiscretions will still be held against you.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (sX1BW)

568
(They just picked a random time and date to test it,
I think. Originally it was supposed to happen at another time and date,
this was the secondary one.)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:25 PM (GBteo)

The time is not random. The original test was set for 9-20 at 2:18

Posted by: Valiant at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (3MiF8)

569 > But Feinstein has every reason to believe that it cannot in any way be helpful.

I can't imagine that ChiFi's antics come off too well in the report, even if it is spun. There's only so much spinning you can do, and her conduct was reprehensible on multiple levels.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:31 PM (f5LwH)

570 The real reason for the national emergency tweet...

https://twitter.com/RealMReynolds/status/
1047555239031844864

Posted by: andycanuck at October 03, 2018 04:31 PM (Evws/)

571 What is the name of this app/technology/system/whatever? How does it appear on one's screen? Very mysterious.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (c+2jX)

It's like a dialog box you might see for your other phone alerts. It's just that that functionality is built into the operating systems for the newer phones.

Also, NSABob says it allows them to see you naked, FWIW.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:31 PM (5jVnA)

572 No, SH, I'm distinguishing between various camps. As I said, the worst won't care, because facts and plausible assertions etc were never a basis for their "opinions". But that's not the majority in this case, not even close. Common sense predicted that, and polling confirms it.


Last-second smear job of Kav will come up empty, with no corroborated claims. This will be known by most. It will return them to default position - few people get too worked up about SCOTUS nominations - which is that qualified nominee gets confirmed, meh.


But I'm speculating it's a bit more complicated than that, this time. This has generated even more enthusiasm among already interested anti-Dem voters, and is surely alienating some anti-Dem/GOP/Trump-curious voters (anecdotal evidence abounds).



Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 04:31 PM (QDnY+)

573 549
I think all newer phones are required to have the capability programmed into them to have it. Just like when they started adding the capability to receive Amber Alerts and Weather alerts. It's just that those you have the option to deactivate. Presidential alerts just don't give you the switch to shut them off.
Posted by: buzzion

Via what mechanism could one "receive" Amber Alerts and Weather Alerts if they're not arriving by "text message"? What is the name of this app/technology/system/whatever? How does it appear on one's screen? Very mysterious.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (c+2jX)



You have an Iphone? Go to your settings and then notifications. Scroll all the way to the bottom and you'll see "government alerts."

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:31 PM (zRwJ/)

574 >>Christine BS-Ford's attorneys now say they'll give the docs that the Judiciary Committee wants to the FBI when BS-Ford is interviewed.



Insert BEN ROETHLISBERGER: It's funny they still think they have leverage!

As Orrin Hatch tweeted, their client gave 3 hours of testimony and confirmed that she had said everything she wanted to share about it, so why would the FBI need to speak with her?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

575 Just saw that the Feds have identified the guy who sent envelopes containing Ricin (castor beans) to officials yesterday. The clever detectives found this out by noticing that the Criminal SooperGenious had written his own real return address on the envelopes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

-----------------------------------------

Are they sure this isn't the next level of SWATting?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 03, 2018 04:31 PM (ceiaW)

576 If I was Trump, I would text "The bombing will begin in 5 minutes" and just enjoy the popcorn.
Posted by: josephistan


"There has been a disappointing lack of progress in action from N.Korea. bombers are heading westward and on schedule....."

Posted by: Blue Hen at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (nEOLy)

577 541 Okay Fords lawyers have offered to now give them her doctors notes and the results of her poly/lying test AFTER, they speak with the FBI? WTF? I thought the report was done?"

It is done. Amazingly, several people predicted that this was exactly what they would do, wait until the report was finished and then come up with something "new". Hmm, I wonder how those people knew. hmmm.

I don't think Grassley is going to fall for it.

(btw, as has been pointed out, there was no need to interview her, not when her sworn testimony about the incident in front of Congress was already a matter of record.)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (Kpl3J)

578 Donna - Maybe a attempt to stall the closing of the investigation,
Here have more information from Doctor reports and polygraph

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (T4oHT)

579 You also have to remove the "..." because smart punctuation treats that as a single character instead of 3 periods in a row.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (zRwJ/)

Yeah, I know...there weren't any "...". I spent the last 20 mins. scouring the small amount I copied for ANYTHING that could be causing a problem. I even retyped :'s and ;'s.

Corrected everything. Still no go. No clue what was giving pixy fits....

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)

580 As I understand it, phones made from X date forward had to have the ability to receive the alerts built in.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


Is this "ability" a hardware feature -- some kind of special Orwell-chip in the phone -- or a software feature? And even if it was hardware, it would require some kind of software to make the user aware of the message. What is the software called? What doe it look like?

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (c+2jX)

581 Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:24 PM (cF8AT)


Use this. No farting around with Word documents. You will never end up in the barrel either.

Conversion Tool:

https://tinyurl.com/hvp2943


Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (0GJk6)

582 decent public service patriots
---
Those words make no sense next to each other like that.

Posted by: Methos at October 03, 2018 04:33 PM (XQvuQ)

583 It would be awesome if Trump starts using the emergency system the way he does Twitter. Truth is We ARE in an emergency ... there is an ongoing coup .. barely in the shadows.

But since it is all PsyOp, Trump can take it on using mockery after leading with facts, as ace demonstrates in his examples. It's effective because it gets people to talk about it, even if they are only trying to skewer Trump.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 03, 2018 04:33 PM (Cus5s)

584 What a surprise. There was a lawsuit filed against the alert

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 03, 2018 04:33 PM (OLCnA)

585 Are they sure this isn't the next level of SWATting?"

It opens up the possibility, but apparently the reaction when they looked him up from everyone around him was "Oh hell, THAT guy. Of course."

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:33 PM (Kpl3J)

586
I'm sorry Megyn. Too little too late. Unless
you have a Senate vote to offer like Lindsey Graham, your past
indiscretions will still be held against you.



Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:30 PM (sX1BW)


Let's not be hasty now. She's an ambitious wymyn. The same way she shifted her conservative position on Fox in order to land a megabucks deal on an alphabet network, she is now staking her position as the House Contrarian at NBC. She is reading the tea leaves about Kavanaugh and wants to be able to demonstrate to her bosses she's got her finger on the pulse, and that she should get a better time slot.

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 04:33 PM (DJFLF)

587 The FBI has no need to interview Dr. CrayCray. She have 3-hours of on-the-record testimony. They can simply take her testimony at face value and move on.

Similarly, I'd be very surprised if they interviewed Judge K

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (9TYxj)

588 Corrected everything. Still no go. No clue what was giving pixy fits....
Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
---
You should post the \u0000 number that's giving Pixy fits. It could be an mdash —, an ndash – or something like that.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (vDqXW)

589 What a surprise. There was a lawsuit filed against the alert

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I'll wait until the FBI investigates before forming an opinion.

Posted by: Jeff Flake at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (sX1BW)

590 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (1XAal)

591 Waffles have carbs.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (fuK7c)

Injectors since 1991.

Posted by: Miklos, on a lean mix at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (zCyNd)

592 Is this "ability" a hardware feature -- some kind of special Orwell-chip in the phone -- or a software feature? And even if it was hardware, it would require some kind of software to make the user aware of the message. What is the software called? What doe it look like?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (c+2jX)

Hardware feature to receive the message, software functionality built in to your operating system.

The same way you get an alert that you got a new text message. There's no separate app or software running, its part of the operating system.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (GBteo)

593 579 You also have to remove the "..." because smart punctuation treats that as a single character instead of 3 periods in a row.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:28 PM (zRwJ/)

Yeah, I know...there weren't any "...". I spent the last 20 mins. scouring the small amount I copied for ANYTHING that could be causing a problem. I even retyped :'s and ;'s.

Corrected everything. Still no go. No clue what was giving pixy fits....
Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (cF8AT)


How about the question marks?

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (zRwJ/)

594 So, to satisfy Bernie, Amazon announced they were raising minimum pay for warehouse workers to $15 per hour.

To satisfy Lord Bezos, Amazon simultaneously ended monthly production bonuses and annual stock awards to those same workers.


For longer tenured workers the various changes mean many will make less money.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (LISuA)

595 > Via what mechanism could one "receive" Amber Alerts and Weather Alerts if they're not arriving by "text message"? What is the name of this app/technology/system/whatever? How does it appear on one's screen? Very mysterious.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cell_Broadcast

The cellular modem in your phone is just a radio. The alert messages come in on a separate channel from normal messages. If your phone doesn't have the extra circuitry and software to listen to this second channel at the same time it's listening to the normal voice and text channels, you won't get the messages. There's really nothing mysterious about it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (f5LwH)

596 This alert system started by the Obama admin and all the lefties are going nuts with Trump Alerts like he will use them to personally insult lefties.Hmmm,that would be awesome.

Posted by: steevy at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (mCMQ5)

597 Waffles have crabs? I've heard of chicken and waffles, so i guess that could be a thing too.

Posted by: josephistan at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (7HtZB)

598

Picture book version of the FBI report might help them out.


Crayons not included.

Posted by: BackwardsBoof at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (HaL55)

599 I did not receive the alert. Apparently, some later android models tie the alert system to the stock messaging app. I use a different app that doesn't handle the alerts.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (ceiaW)

600 For longer tenured workers the various changes mean many will make less money.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 04:34 PM (LISuA)

Throw in future automation plans that will require far less employees.

Posted by: Oldsailors poet at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (Jkeum)

601 So, to satisfy Bernie, Amazon announced they were raising minimum pay for warehouse workers to $15 per hour.


------------

Either that or because of the 3% unemployment rate and the subsequent effect on the labor supply and demand curve.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (sX1BW)

602 ://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2018/10/visualize-this.php
Ford's ever changing timeline on a graph

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (T4oHT)

603 Okay Fords lawyers have offered to now give them her doctors notes and
the results of her poly/lying test AFTER, they speak with the FBI? WTF? I
thought the report was done?



--------


They refused to talk to the FBI. Now that the FBI report is done, they say - wait wait wait! Just one more chance. We promise.



Idiot women.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (lwiT4)

604 Oh wait Buzzion, you meant ... I thought you were referring to quotation marks...what, you expected me to read your whole post?

Yes, there were ...

Didn't change those...let me try.

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:36 PM (cF8AT)

605 And even if it was hardware, it would require some kind of software to make the user aware of the message. What is the software called? What doe it look like?


Zombie, get over it. They don't want you to get the message so you won't get it.

This is one of the few times that what looks like a conspiracy is a conspiracy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 03, 2018 04:36 PM (fuK7c)

606 KEEP
OWNING LIBS
AND
CARRY ON

Posted by: Hands at October 03, 2018 04:36 PM (786Ro)

607 Let's not be hasty now. She's an ambitious wymyn. The same way she shifted her conservative position on Fox in order to land a megabucks deal on an alphabet network, she is now staking her position as the House Contrarian at NBC. She is reading the tea leaves about Kavanaugh and wants to be able to demonstrate to her bosses she's got her finger on the pulse, and that she should get a better time slot.

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 04:33 PM (DJFLF)
---
Thus, just like the founders reasoned self-interest can better serve us than ideological alignment.

Posted by: Axeman at October 03, 2018 04:36 PM (vDqXW)

608 Scoggdog, this one is for you:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8w23fo7

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 03, 2018 04:02 PM (LISuA)


I must have one. I must ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 03, 2018 04:36 PM (C1yRh)

609
Christine BS-Ford's attorneys now say they'll
give the docs that the Judiciary Committee wants to the FBI when BS-Ford
is interviewed.



Bwa-hah-haaaaaahhhhhhhh....



Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:26 PM (953wK)

NOPE... you already said she wouldn't be interviewed and we respect her decision because she is a woman. A lying, evil woman but a woman nonetheless.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 03, 2018 04:36 PM (FTXAT)

610 Similarly, I'd be very surprised if they interviewed Judge K.

My understanding is that they didn't, for the reasons you mentioned. This was mainly to see if any other people could corroborate anything. The left is mad because the FBI wouldn't talk to people who could give "character reference" testimony, but that has nothing at all to do with corroboration. It's just somebody saying "yeah, she's my friend, I like her." So what?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:37 PM (Kpl3J)

611 If she wants the notes in the record give them to the Times.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 03, 2018 04:37 PM (AjNMO)

612 601 So, to satisfy Bernie, Amazon announced they were raising minimum pay for warehouse workers to $15 per hour.

They've obviously not seen that the Fight For 15!!! folks have resulted in... lots of ordering kiosks at McDonalds' and other restaurants, replacing humans who used to get paid more than the $0 they're getting paid now.

Genius.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:37 PM (9TYxj)

613 Tami was this what you were trying to copy and paste?


MITCHELL: The second is the letter that you wrote to Senator Feinstein, dated the - July 30th of this year.

MITCHELL: Did you write the letter yourself?

FORD: I did.

MITCHELL: And I - since it's dated July 30th, did you write it on that date?

FORD: I believe so. I - it sounds right. I was in Rehoboth, Delaware, at the time. I could look into my calendar and try to figure that out. It seemed...

MITCHELL: Was it written on or about that date?

FORD: Yes, yes. I traveled, I think, the 26th of July to Rehoboth, Delaware. So that makes sense, because I wrote it from there.

MITCHELL: Is the letter accurate? FORD: I'll take a minute to read it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:37 PM (zRwJ/)

614 Yes, all phones manufactured after a certain date (I think 2012) have to be able to receive these "Presidential notifications." You can't turn them off. It should pop up on your home screen like any iPhone notification would.

If you didn't, and yet are connected to a wireless cell tower, it's because, shocker, the government (or cell company) fucked up in sending out the message.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Hmmmm -- what in the heck is an "iPhone notification"? Whatever those are, I don't them either.

According to wikipedia, iPhone 5cs were unveiled in Sept 2013, so I should have the 2012 Orwell chip:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_5C

I long ago changed every imaginable setting to "Don't Bother Me" mode, so maybe that accounts for my non-receiving.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:37 PM (c+2jX)

615 I didn't see anything on my plain old flip phone - bigly!

Posted by: DaveA at October 03, 2018 04:38 PM (FhXTo)

616 IT'S A BOMB! DUCK AND COVER!

Posted by: Archer at October 03, 2018 04:38 PM (gmo/4)

617 Idiot women.


Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (lwiT4)

grammie, the FIBs didn't want to speak to *them*. That Dick Tracy - looking female attorney sent a letter to Director Wray BEGGING him to come talk to them.

"Beach Friends"

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 04:38 PM (DJFLF)

618 I need a nap

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:38 PM (T4oHT)

619 256
Agreed, it was never believable that she had a boyfriend.



Is that picture of Ford at 15 on the internet real?



If so, yeesh. Girl was ... unfortunate looking.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018

*
*
"You're pretty enough, you just need a nose job."

Posted by: Kramer to C. Blasey at October 03, 2018 04:38 PM (lNEaL)

620 Is this "ability" a hardware feature -- some kind of special Orwell-chip in the phone -- or a software feature? And even if it was hardware, it would require some kind of software to make the user aware of the message. What is the software called? What doe it look like?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (c+2jX)

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I would guess it is a combo of hardware and software, but don't really know how the whole thing works.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:39 PM (I16G8)

621 Of course they are delaying more. The GOP is being played, and are such candy asses they are saying "Please sir, may we have another".

Vomit.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 04:39 PM (0GJk6)

622 MITCHELL: Is the letter accurate? FORD: I'll take a minute to read it.

At the time people were furious at Mitchell... All the time she was softly setting the perfect trap

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:39 PM (O2RFr)

623 It is up to McConnell now. The Ds don't get a
certain period of time to read it. Once Coke Mitch calls the cloture
vote, the 30 hours of debate clock starts.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (I16G

Yeah. If it's in the safe and then hand delivered to 100 senators, there's no reason for the cloture vote NOT to be taken tomorrow late afternoon, early evening. Add 30 hours to latest, Friday night midnight. . .

See you all back here 7 a.m. on Saturday.
WarTurtle

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 03, 2018 04:39 PM (q1VoB)

624 We're is picture of Ford as a teenager?

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:39 PM (T4oHT)

625 We'll soon know if we have 51 Republicans in the Senate. Anyone who votes against Kavanaugh is a backstabbing traitorous Fake Republican who needs to be hounded, investigated, and destroyed. One way or the other, they are on the take. Prison.

Posted by: Uncas at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (XcgmW)

626 the 30 hours of debate clock starts.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (I16G


I thought he did that already, last Friday.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (2I4LM)

627 If not in a formal majority committee document, then in floor statements, Grassley, Graham, et al need to sum up and talk trash on all this.


Grassley is beyond livid, and has let a bit of that come through in various letters over the past two weeks. For a confirmation debate on the floor, he really needs to come out and document, in detail, the bad faith and obstruction that has characterized the Dems' approach on this nomination from the outset. It's been histrionic, clumsy, obvious, outrageous. It may and should result in formal actions against members and staff, in addition to the referrals the committee has already made about false witnesses.


This is all that is needed. Though it would be nice to remind everyone, and put in relief, the unbelievable statements of various Dems, discarding the logical and civilizational cornerstone of presumption-of-innocence.


The Dems have almost certainly done themselves electoral damage here. For the country, it is important to document and publicize their depravity. Their brain-dead 40% "base" can keep the worst cities and states in thrall to their idiocy, but can't take back DC.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (QDnY+)

628 626 the 30 hours of debate clock starts.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:18 PM (I16G

I thought he did that already, last Friday.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (2I4LM)

He did.

Posted by: Common Core Math at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (72PAC)

629 On 9/11 morning only the Jews received an alert on their phone.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (I+uRD)

630 565 Via what mechanism could one "receive" Amber Alerts and Weather Alerts if they're not arriving by "text message"? What is the name of this app/technology/system/whatever? How does it appear on one's screen? Very mysterious.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (c+2jX)

It will appear on your home screen on an iPhone.

You don't get any of these alerts? I had to turn off the Weather Alerts years ago because every time it rained I got a "FLASH FLOOD WARNING" thing which drove me nuts.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I have never gotten any alert of any kind, ever. Also, nothing has ever appeared "on my home screen," unless I took some action to make it appear. My phone must remain silent and must not beckon me, ever.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (c+2jX)

631 Hey OSP is back. Good to see ya!

Posted by: zeera at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (Hz/9Y)

632 621
Now, just calm down.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (fA1SL)

633 Save us Obi-Wan McConnell, you're our only hope.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (/qEW2)

634 The GOP is being played, and are such candy asses they are saying "Please sir, may we have another".



Vomit.




I haven't heard any caving yet.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (lwiT4)

635 Breitbart is reporting on Ford's friend that was FBI and perhaps recruited Ford to write this letter of attack against Kavanaugh. Ford had apparently traveled to visit this friend and that is when she wrote the letter, when she was with this former (2016) FBI friend.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (Cus5s)

636 I'm in very deep romantic love with John Bolton.

Not even ashamed.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 03, 2018 04:20 PM (Boy/L)


The Stache and President of now defunct Red Eye.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (2I4LM)

637 ALERT: Critics LOVED my Feinstein and Blasey-Ford impersonations. Many Dems tell me privately I do Di-Fi better than Di-Fi!

Still not as good at impersonations as Pocahontas, though. #MakeAmericaRichLittleAgain!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (Ndje9)

638 Let's see if this works...from CTH:

Ms. Monica McLean retired from the FBI in 2016; apparently right after the presidential election. Her current residence is listed at Rehoboth Beach, Delaware; which aligns with public records and the serendipitous printed article.

Now, where did Ms. Blasey-Ford testify she was located at the time she wrote the letter to Dianne Feinstein, accusing Judge Brett Kavanaugh?

[Transcript]

MITCHELL: The second is the letter that you wrote to
Senator Feinstein, dated the - July 30th of this year.

MITCHELL: Did you write the letter yourself?

FORD: I did.

MITCHELL: And I - since it's dated July 30th, did you write it on that date?

FORD: I believe so. I - it sounds right. I was in Rehoboth, Delaware, at the time. I could look into my calendar and try to figure that out. It seemed...

MITCHELL: Was it written on or about that date?

FORD: Yes, yes. I traveled, I think, the 26th of July to Rehoboth, Delaware. So that makes sense, because I wrote it from there.

MITCHELL: Is the letter accurate?

FORD: I'll take a minute to read it.

So we have Dr. Blasey-Ford in Rehoboth Beach, DE, on 26th July 2018. We've got her life-long BFF, Monica L McLean, who worked as attorney and POI in the DOJ/FBI in Rehoboth Beach, DE. Apparently at same time she wrote letter to Senator Dianne Feinstein.

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:42 PM (cF8AT)

639 >>This alert system started by the Obama admin and all the lefties are going nuts with Trump Alerts like he will use them to personally insult lefties.Hmmm,that would be awesome.


*puts tinfoil hat on*
Maybe the silicon valley titans that got together a month or so ago and decided to all ban Alex Jones also put a plan in place to ban Trump from the internet/social media just in case something major happens (say, arrests of high-level Obama/Hillary people for FISAgate) --- and this emergency alert system will do an end run around their vanning AND the MSM if/when they try to block him?

*puts tinfoil hat back on shelf*

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:42 PM (W+vEI)

640 I thought he did that already, last Friday.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (2I4LM)

--------------

Huh. I do not recall hearing about that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 03, 2018 04:42 PM (I16G8)

641 Not surprising that the Chinese are building drones for sale - the airframe is pretty simple technology, just a large R/C craft, the only big innovation is the computer link that allows them to be controlled in real time through a satellite. Except for the computer system, most of it is 1950's level technology.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 03, 2018 04:42 PM (Kpl3J)

642
Is that picture of Ford at 15 on the internet real?
If so, yeesh. Girl was ... unfortunate looking.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018

She wasn't bad looking. She looked like an avreage teenage girl of the time.

Posted by: Flawless Male Loic at October 03, 2018 04:42 PM (TAmPV)

643 521
Sen. John Kennedy R-La., introduced legislation Tuesday to prohibit
federal contracts with banks that end business with other lawful
businesses over social policy. -WZ






Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:24 PM (9TYxj)


Yeah. He was on Tucker last night. Ripped Citibank and BofA (THE BANK) a new one regarding TARP funds back in 2008. TuCa was grinning ear-to-ear.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 03, 2018 04:43 PM (q1VoB)

644 Presidential Alert

After decades of Being we have enough regular Lerts.

Posted by: DaveA at October 03, 2018 04:43 PM (FhXTo)

645 MITCHELL: Is the letter accurate? FORD: I'll take a minute to read it.
Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:37 PM (zRwJ/)


This is the exact moment from the hearing I switched from "Skeptical but let's hear her story" to "She's a lying liar that lies."

She had to review a letter that she wrote herself for what seemed like several minutes???

Posted by: filbert at October 03, 2018 04:43 PM (953wK)

646 Gotta vote soon... More "victims" keep crawling out of the sewers each day

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:43 PM (O2RFr)

647 Rich Zeoli 1210am is sure Flake is still a no vote. He was getting accolades from Night Line which fits his axiom
If a Republican wants praise from the Media, do what the Democrats want you to do.

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:43 PM (T4oHT)

648
Zombie, it's called the WEA system, Wireless Emergency Alerts. They mandated all cell phones be able to receive them by a certain date.

The system has been in place for years, and the NWS uses it for weather warnings (tornadoes, floods, etc) and locals use it for Amber Alerts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_Emergency_Al
erts

It's just a simple broadcast system. You phone is radio. It receives the broadcast. It displays it.

It's similar in concept to the Emergency Alert System for radio and TV. They always do a weekly test with that shit right when I'm watching something interesting, and the cable box then switches to some channel to display it.

All the systems are now integrated into something called the
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrated_Public_Alert_
and_Warning_System

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:44 PM (f1Vqw)

649 571 What is the name of this app/technology/system/whatever? How does it appear on one's screen? Very mysterious.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (c+2jX)

It's like a dialog box you might see for your other phone alerts. It's just that that functionality is built into the operating systems for the newer phones.

Posted by: flounderbot


Wow, it's like a have a completely different kind of device than everyone else, yet it looks exactly like everyone else's phone.

"Dialog box"? "Phone alerts"? Whatever those are, I don't get them.

I have the latest brand-new iOS operating system, and yet you claim "that functionality is built into the operating systems." Why is it not built into mine, then?

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:44 PM (c+2jX)

650 actually I guess that was Conservative Treehouse reporting about that FBI friend, they have a Breitbart picture

Posted by: illiniwek at October 03, 2018 04:44 PM (Cus5s)

651 You were right, Buzzion.

It was the ...

How stupid.

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:44 PM (cF8AT)

652 Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:37 PM (c+2jX)

I'm still rocking the OG iPhone 5, which predates your 5c by a year. And you can't turn the notification off.

It sounds like a decent number of people here didn't get the notification, so either
a) government fucked up
b) cell companies fucked up
c) a lot of people didnt have service when the alert went out

or some combination of the 3.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:45 PM (GBteo)

653

I love FBI Beach Friends!

Posted by: Sulu George at October 03, 2018 04:45 PM (Fvwrm)

654 The GOP is being played, and are such candy asses they are saying "Please sir, may we have another".



Vomit.




I haven't heard any caving yet.
Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 04:41 PM (lwiT4)


I so hope you are right. Reading all the stuff they shoved thru recently, hand in hand with the dems, has me with a dark storm cloud overhead. They sold us out on everything.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 04:45 PM (0GJk6)

655 646
Gotta vote soon... More "victims" keep crawling out of the sewers each day

Posted by: It's me donna at October 03, 2018 04:43 PM (O2RFr)
They are like the undead and this feels like a horror show right now.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 03, 2018 04:45 PM (a0IVu)

656 I have the latest brand-new iOS operating system, and yet you claim "that functionality is built into the operating systems." Why is it not built into mine, then?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:44 PM (c+2jX)

It definitely is.

You know when your phone is locked and you get a pop up on your lock your screen that shows you a new text message?

or if its unlocked and you see the pop up on the home screen?

It's a similar looking box that pops up.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:46 PM (GBteo)

657 Maybe that alert is like the one in the Kingsman. Except it only affects Democrats based on how they are acting.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:46 PM (I+uRD)

658 They sold us out on everything.

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I know. Those tax cuts suck.

Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:46 PM (sX1BW)

659 "Let explain why in a riddle . . . "

-- Q

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:29 PM (W+vEI)

He probably will exploit it.

Posted by: Valiant at October 03, 2018 04:46 PM (3MiF8)

660 595 If your phone doesn't have the extra circuitry and software to listen to this second channel at the same time it's listening to the normal voice and text channels, you won't get the messages. There's really nothing mysterious about it.

unless the master uses the white star diamond to push the message into the time vortex, where it leaks out onto any available surface, annoying the doctor.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 03, 2018 04:46 PM (NmR1a)

661 > Why is it not built into mine, then?

If you have a 5 series iPhone, it *is* built into yours. You may have it turned off. The presidential override (which is quite new) may not be in your phone's firmware, which is a totally different thing from the version of iOS you're running.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (f5LwH)

662 Good stuff Ace. You used to write this a lot more often.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (sjdRT)

663
I was just reading. It appears that some AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile users didn't get the Presidential alert message.

That was the purpose of the test, of course, to test out the national system.

The problem seems to be with the carriers, not the phones themselves.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (f1Vqw)

664 >> Maybe that alert is like the one in the Kingsman. Except it only affects Democrats based on how they are acting.



Heh. I like your explanation!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (W+vEI)

665 I saw one of the alphabet #FakeNews agencies was fretting about the deficit "ballooning" to approx. $1.3T last year.

To which my reaction was, Oh, deficits matter again? Must be a non-Democrat in the White House.

Posted by: DocJ at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (9TYxj)

666 662 *write like this

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (sjdRT)

667 Glad that's out of the way

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:48 PM (T4oHT)

668 If you have a 5 series iPhone, it *is* built into yours. You may have it turned off. The presidential override (which is quite new) may not be in your phone's firmware, which is a totally different thing from the version of iOS you're running.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (f5LwH)

I can attest that it is in the firmware of the original iPhone 5, which predates the 5c. I'm old school iPhone 5 since I'm broke AF right now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:48 PM (GBteo)

669 I thought he did that already, last Friday.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (2I4LM)



He did.

Posted by: Common Core Math at October 03, 2018 04:40 PM (72PAC)


I thought it was just voting out of committee last Friday. It has not - IIRC - actually been brought to the floor of the senate.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 03, 2018 04:48 PM (q1VoB)

670 How could we weaponize that? Could we monetize that?

Selling both to Alex would be amusing but it's hardly a business model.

Posted by: DaveA at October 03, 2018 04:48 PM (FhXTo)

671 I was just reading. It appears that some AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile users didn't get the Presidential alert message.

That was the purpose of the test, of course, to test out the national system.

The problem seems to be with the carriers, not the phones themselves.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (f1Vqw)


Not surprising at all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:48 PM (GBteo)

672 If I was Trump, I would text "The bombing will begin in 5 minutes" and just enjoy the popcorn.
Posted by: josephistan


"There has been a disappointing lack of progress in action from N.Korea California. bombers are heading westward and on schedule....."
Posted by: Blue Hen


Suggested edit

Posted by: rickb223 at October 03, 2018 04:49 PM (sE4m0)

673 Last Friday was committee vote to refer nomination to the full Senate.


As Yogi taught us, predictions are hard, especially about the future.


But some of us said, immediately, last week, that sure, in the next week more accusers will emerge from the muck - and they will further damage the Dems' smear effort, even as Ford's ridiculous claims are disassembled.


This has now happened. Trump's dropping of the tactical pandering on Ford almost surely signals insider confidence that this thing is over. Relax.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 03, 2018 04:49 PM (QDnY+)

674 I know. Those tax cuts suck.
Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:46 PM (sX1BW)


Almost everything.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 04:49 PM (0GJk6)

675 Is that picture of Ford at 15 on the internet real?

If so, yeesh. Girl was ... unfortunate looking.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 03, 2018 03:50 PM (9qZ3S)


Someone floated the "woman scorned" theory of why Ford is doing this. If she and Kavanaugh actually ever knew each other, I'd say this would be a definite possible factor in her motivations.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 04:49 PM (/qEW2)

676 I think the fact that the FBI wrapped this up rather quickly is a good sign. So is the freedom that Trump feels to speak his mind on the matter. Plus the fact, they say they have the votes.

Any new "claims" at this point will just seem desparate. and laughable. So, I'm putting the lighter fluid back down in the basement. Might even grab a root beer.

Posted by: grammie winger - pray Psalm 40 per Kavanaugh request at October 03, 2018 04:50 PM (lwiT4)

677 You have an Iphone? Go to your settings and then notifications. Scroll all the way to the bottom and you'll see "government alerts."
Posted by: buzzion


OK, following your instructions, I just did that. There are two options, "Amber alerts" and "Emergency Alerts," both of which are turned off. I must have turned them off the day I got the phone, because I have no memory of ever seeing these settings before. When I first got the phone, I just went in and turned literally EVERYTHING to "off," because I did not want the phone to bother me.

So, looks like I was successful is blocking this presidential message, I suppose.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:50 PM (c+2jX)

678
Geez, what a day. I haven't been this proud since Time made me 'Man of the Year'. To get a personal message from the President?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 03, 2018 04:50 PM (URwyc)

679
656 You know when your phone is locked and you get a pop up on your lock your screen that shows you a new text message?

or if its unlocked and you see the pop up on the home screen?

It's a similar looking box that pops up.


and if you swipe from the top of the screen down, you get the pop up that has the weather and whatnot? and then you can swipe left to go to page two where the messages are? this one will be in page 2 somewhere.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 03, 2018 04:50 PM (NmR1a)

680 > I can attest that it is in the firmware of the original iPhone 5, which predates the 5c. I'm old school iPhone 5 since I'm broke AF right now.

Yeah, lots of failures to receive reported.

As I noted above, this is exactly what you'd expect of a program designed and staffed by Obama appointees.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:50 PM (f5LwH)

681 Hmm.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., et. at October 03, 2018 04:50 PM (XeU6L)

682 The Dems will "leak" fake news that Kav is toast based on the FBI report.

BANK IT.

Steel your resolve.

Posted by: Max Power at October 03, 2018 04:51 PM (q177U)

683 Someone floated the "woman scorned" theory of why Ford is doing this. If she and Kavanaugh actually ever knew each other, I'd say this would be a definite possible factor in her motivations.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 03, 2018 04:49 PM (/qEW2)

I thought Ford indicated she had dated one of Kavanaugh's friends. Garrett IIRC.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:51 PM (I+uRD)

684 >>Any new "claims" at this point will just seem desparate. and laughable. So, I'm putting the lighter fluid back down in the basement. Might even grab a root beer.




Cheers!
*raises diet coke*

Posted by: Lizzy at October 03, 2018 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

685 @BNONews 45s

BREAKING: Utah man arrested for sending envelopes with castor seeds, from which ricin is derived, to President Trump and the Pentagon - KUTV

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 03, 2018 04:51 PM (c07y/)

686 Yeah, lots of failures to receive reported.

As I noted above, this is exactly what you'd expect of a program designed and staffed by Obama appointees.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:50 PM (f5LwH)

Yes, not surprised at all.
Glad they tested it.

Seems to have been a "meh" kind of outcome. I suppose if you get 90% of the people, it's good enough. The other 10% will catch on when they see their friends, family, and coworkers running for cover.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:51 PM (GBteo)

687 Feinstein b*tching about report.

Tough tooties

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:52 PM (2I4LM)

688 Presidential Text Alert System Goes Into Effect

Another fvcking "alert system"? We've got way more than enough, already. My friggin TV has a "weekly" emergency alert system interruption about 3 or 4 times a week. They have to do friggin tests of these 1870 computer screens every other day to do what? Make sure they work? Or make sure they annoy people enough that everyone will ignore them?

I'd like to meet the guys, who forced these idiot alert systems on us, in a dark alley some time ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2018 04:52 PM (VE0m1)

689 What your GOP Congress did while you were distracted.

https://tinyurl.com/y9gjc487

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 03, 2018 04:52 PM (0GJk6)

690 671 I was just reading. It appears that some AT&T, Verizon, and T-Mobile users didn't get the Presidential alert message.

i got it and i use at&t. 'course, i didn't find out i got it for a few hours, what with my iphone being out in the car because i'm not allowed to take the thing in to work.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 03, 2018 04:52 PM (xGZ+b)

691 nood, star wars

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2018 04:52 PM (d7Ww2)

692 Star Wars thread up

Posted by: kallisto at October 03, 2018 04:52 PM (DJFLF)

693 The Britebart artical thinks as I wrote above her now ploy to cooperate with the FBI might be another stall tactic.

Ford - Hey FBI, can we meet, say Tuesday in two weeks?

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:52 PM (T4oHT)

694 Seriously OT, but -- does anyone know the proper procedure for complimenting Wal-Mart employees? I've had great help for two in the last two days. I know the name of one, but not the other. Both went out of their way to help me, and I'd like to do the same for them. (Hard for the one whose name I don't know, of course.)

Posted by: empire1 at October 03, 2018 04:53 PM (LiOv0)

695
Zombie, by the law they passed, you can't turn off a Presidential alert. You can turn off all other emergency alerts, but not the national system.

So, you still should've gotten it. It's likely a problem with the carriers, from what I've been reading, because apparently a lot of people didn't get it.

Again, this is the purpose of such a test. This is the first test of the nationwide system.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 03, 2018 04:53 PM (f1Vqw)

696 592 Is this "ability" a hardware feature -- some kind of special Orwell-chip in the phone -- or a software feature? And even if it was hardware, it would require some kind of software to make the user aware of the message. What is the software called? What doe it look like?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:32 PM (c+2jX)

Hardware feature to receive the message, software functionality built in to your operating system.

The same way you get an alert that you got a new text message. There's no separate app or software running, its part of the operating system.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Ah, OK, that explains it.

I either don't have the hardware feature, or found a way to disable the notification system, or both. I don't get an alert that I got a text message. Nor when I get a phone call. Turned all that shit off when I first got the phone.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:53 PM (c+2jX)

697 I knew a nood was coming soon, looked a few times in last 5 minutes

Posted by: Skip at October 03, 2018 04:53 PM (T4oHT)

698 683 I thought Ford indicated she had dated one of Kavanaugh's friends. Garrett IIRC.

maybe she was just doing that to try to make kavanaugh jealous so he would pay attention to her.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 03, 2018 04:53 PM (xGZ+b)

699 I thought Ford indicated she had dated one of Kavanaugh's friends. Garrett IIRC.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 03, 2018 04:51 PM (I+uRD)


garrett comments here all the time. He's never said anything about having dated Ford.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2018 04:53 PM (VE0m1)

700 for = from

Posted by: empire1 at October 03, 2018 04:54 PM (LiOv0)

701 nood russians

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 03, 2018 04:54 PM (GBteo)

702 The problem seems to be with the carriers, not the phones themselves.

Posted by: publius
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Leave me alone !

Posted by: Typhoid Mary at October 03, 2018 04:56 PM (XeU6L)

703 Feinstein b*tching about report.

Tough tooties

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 03, 2018 04:52 PM (2I4LM)


HOW is she not being investigated for having a Chinese spy as a driver for 20 years?

Posted by: Sponge at October 03, 2018 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

704 Apparently at same time she wrote letter to Senator Dianne Feinstein.

Posted by: Tami at October 03, 2018 04:42 PM (cF8AT)

Beach friends be buggin'.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 03, 2018 04:58 PM (5jVnA)

705 677 You have an Iphone? Go to your settings and then notifications. Scroll all the way to the bottom and you'll see "government alerts."
Posted by: buzzion

OK, following your instructions, I just did that. There are two options, "Amber alerts" and "Emergency Alerts," both of which are turned off. I must have turned them off the day I got the phone, because I have no memory of ever seeing these settings before. When I first got the phone, I just went in and turned literally EVERYTHING to "off," because I did not want the phone to bother me.

So, looks like I was successful is blocking this presidential message, I suppose.
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:50 PM (c+2jX)



No you weren't successful. I have those turned off and I still got it. You can't shut it off. As others have said it didn't work for everyone. So it sounds like you were one of the (un)lucky ones it didn't work for. If you want to imagine it like you have settings on your computer that only an administrator can make changes to. You aren't the administrator, but you can see those settings, but when you try to alter them you can't select them. This is like that, except not only can you not select it, the administrator has hidden the on/off button from you as well.

Posted by: buzzion at October 03, 2018 04:58 PM (zRwJ/)

706 I use Tmobile, Dad's on ATT. I got the alert about 1 min before he did. So there's my anecdotal evidence for the day.

Posted by: Jim Acosta's Slam Book at October 03, 2018 04:59 PM (+oKwS)

707 Laughing my ass off from ace's post!

Posted by: Cold Civil War at October 03, 2018 04:59 PM (Z2PYk)

708 648
Zombie, it's called the WEA system, Wireless Emergency Alerts. They mandated all cell phones be able to receive them by a certain date.

The system has been in place for years, and the NWS uses it for weather warnings (tornadoes, floods, etc) and locals use it for Amber Alerts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless_Emergency_Al
erts

It's just a simple broadcast system. You phone is radio. It receives the broadcast. It displays it.

It's similar in concept to the Emergency Alert System for radio and TV. They always do a weekly test with that shit right when I'm watching something interesting, and the cable box then switches to some channel to display it.

All the systems are now integrated into something called the
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Integrated_Public_Alert_
and_Warning_System

Posted by: publius


Hmmm, fascinating!

You get "alerts" on your TV too? That's strange. I've have never gotten an alert on a TV screen, nor seen one on anyone else's TV screen.

Granted, I don't watch TV much....

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:59 PM (c+2jX)

709 ...and still laughing!

Posted by: Cold Civil War at October 03, 2018 05:01 PM (Z2PYk)

710 652 Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:37 PM (c+2jX)

I'm still rocking the OG iPhone 5, which predates your 5c by a year. And you can't turn the notification off.

It sounds like a decent number of people here didn't get the notification, so either
a) government fucked up
b) cell companies fucked up
c) a lot of people didnt have service when the alert went out

or some combination of the 3.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Fascinating! Your phone predates mine, and yet you can't turn the alerts off -- but I was able to! (Somehow.) Or maybe it was never sent. But since I've never ever gotten any kind of alert or notification ever, I suspect I somehow turned it all off.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 05:03 PM (c+2jX)

711 656 I have the latest brand-new iOS operating system, and yet you claim "that functionality is built into the operating systems." Why is it not built into mine, then?
Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 04:44 PM (c+2jX)

It definitely is.

You know when your phone is locked and you get a pop up on your lock your screen that shows you a new text message?

or if its unlocked and you see the pop up on the home screen?

It's a similar looking box that pops up.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Whatever you are describing -- I don't get that. I don't get things that "pop up" on my screen.

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 05:06 PM (c+2jX)

712 661 > Why is it not built into mine, then?

If you have a 5 series iPhone, it *is* built into yours. You may have it turned off. The presidential override (which is quite new) may not be in your phone's firmware, which is a totally different thing from the version of iOS you're running.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


NOW we're getting somewhere, explanation-wise!

"Firmware." That's the answer.

Everyone: Downgrade to old firmware!

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 05:09 PM (c+2jX)

713 668 If you have a 5 series iPhone, it *is* built into yours. You may have it turned off. The presidential override (which is quite new) may not be in your phone's firmware, which is a totally different thing from the version of iOS you're running.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia* at October 03, 2018 04:47 PM (f5LwH)

I can attest that it is in the firmware of the original iPhone 5, which predates the 5c. I'm old school iPhone 5 since I'm broke AF right now.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Awwww, you're debunking my firmware theory!

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 05:10 PM (c+2jX)

714 Lizzy, it's ECOMCON.

Posted by: barbarausa at October 03, 2018 05:13 PM (eWUpO)

715 688 Presidential Text Alert System Goes Into Effect

Another fvcking "alert system"? We've got way more than enough, already. My friggin TV has a "weekly" emergency alert system interruption about 3 or 4 times a week. They have to do friggin tests of these 1870 computer screens every other day to do what? Make sure they work? Or make sure they annoy people enough that everyone will ignore them?

I'd like to meet the guys, who forced these idiot alert systems on us, in a dark alley some time ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


Very, very weird. I have never seen one of these "emergency alert system interruptions" on a TV, ever in my whole life.

[Peeks outside.]

This is an Outer Limits episode, isn't it?

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 05:14 PM (c+2jX)

716 I received the alert about half an hour ago. I am used to tornado and flood alerts, but had never seen a "Presidential Alert."
Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 03, 2018 03:26 PM (nvMvs)


TGEOTUS is prepping for the "La Patrie En Danger" text message. I'm only perhaps half in jest.

The behavior of the Democrat Party is radicalizing more and more of the Republican base. Those Republican politicians that want to stay on the right side of President Trump and his voters are getting more and more confrontational with the Leftists. Those that don't are leaving for other career opportunities.

The GOPe types haven't all groked it yet, but there is no going back to business as usual after President Trump.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at October 03, 2018 05:21 PM (5Yee7)

717
Very, very weird. I have never seen one of these "emergency alert system interruptions" on a TV, ever in my whole life.

[Peeks outside.]

This is an Outer Limits episode, isn't it?

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 05:14 PM (c+2jX)


They run them late at night. Comcast also used to reboot their cable boxes very late at night - every night - and then deny they did it. Seriously. Now, at least, they own up to it and have put an option in the box settings, though I'm off of Comcast, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2018 05:26 PM (VE0m1)

718 36 I have always written palestine in small letters, indicating its use as a region, not a nation or people. Palestine is no more a nation than the Catskills are. There is no group of people who are Evergladesians. Its just an area.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 03, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)
**************
Betcha that's not what the NYT stylebook sez.

Posted by: torabora at October 03, 2018 05:50 PM (Y274z)

719 601 So, to satisfy Bernie, Amazon announced they were raising minimum pay for warehouse workers to $15 per hour.

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Either that or because of the 3% unemployment rate and the subsequent effect on the labor supply and demand curve.
Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:35 PM (sX1BW)

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thought I heard somewhere earlier today that although they raised the minimum wage, they took away other benefits

Posted by: the Butcher at October 03, 2018 05:54 PM (DIosY)

720 717
Very, very weird. I have never seen one of these "emergency alert system interruptions" on a TV, ever in my whole life.

[Peeks outside.]

This is an Outer Limits episode, isn't it?

Posted by: zombie at October 03, 2018 05:14 PM (c+2jX)

They run them late at night. Comcast also used to reboot their cable boxes very late at night - every night - and then deny they did it. Seriously. Now, at least, they own up to it and have put an option in the box settings, though I'm off of Comcast, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 03, 2018 05:26 PM (VE0m1)
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When the Lake Oroville spillway evacuation was ordered my phone vomited up some green red yellow horribulis colors warning to get out. I was near the repair road and dozens and dozens of work trucks were spilling up out of the canyon fleeing the work zone. I thought the DAM had busted so went to home on ridge above the dam. Very weird phone warning. weird

Posted by: torabora at October 03, 2018 05:55 PM (Y274z)

721 thought I heard somewhere earlier today that although they raised the minimum wage, they took away other benefits
Posted by: the Butcher at October 03, 2018 05:54 PM (DIosY)
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They put coin operated meters on the shitter stalls. After 5 minutes the toilet flushes the tp roll locks up and the door swings open. You have to leave the stall to put a new token in. You buy the tokens on Amazon.

Posted by: torabora at October 03, 2018 05:59 PM (Y274z)

722 I have a better idea - end their FDIC insurance.
Posted by: SH at October 03, 2018 04:22 PM (sX1BW)

Yes. THIS.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 03, 2018 06:02 PM (vgwv+)

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