An Accusation Is Made... Against Julie Swetnick


#BelieveAllVictims?

So this is a letter now published on the Senate Judiciary Committee's server, which is titled "Signed Ketterer Statement."

I believe this purports to be a letter from Dennis Ketterer, because it says he won an Emmy (or EMMY, as he says). There is a Dennis Ketterer who won a regional Emmy for his weathercasting back in 1995.

I don't know if this is actually written by him and of course can't say if it's true or not.

But it's... well, it's something.

I'll jump to the bits about Julie Swetnick.

I first met Julie Setnick in 1993 at a Washington, D.C., bar near Wisconsin Circle. I was at a going-away party...

As I sat alone at the end of the bar, Julie approached me. She was alone, quite beautiful, well-dressed and no drink in hand. Consequently, my initial thought was that she might be a high-end call girl because at the tine I weighed 350 lbs so what would a girl like her want with me?

But, there was no conversation about exchanging sex for money so decided to talk with her for a few minutes. I had never been hit on in a bar before.

I didn't leave with her that night, although we talked about getting together. Over the next couple of weeks we met at what I believed and still believe was Julie's place. From the beginning Julie knew I was married and that I was having marital problems.

As we shared conversations, my lasting impression of Julie was that she was smart, fun, and funny. But she was also an opportunist. I felt she only had an interest in me because I was on television and well known.

Although we were not emotionally involved there was physical contact. We never had sex despite the fact that she was aggressive with me. I'm not implying I didn't like her advances, I just wasn't ready to make the jump. It came to a head so we talked about sex.

During a conversation about our sexual preferences, things go derailed when Julie told me that she liked to have sex with more than one guy at a time. In fact sometimes several at one time. She wanted to know if that would be okay in our relationship.

I asked her if this was just a fantasy of hers. She responded that she first tried sex with multiple guys while in high school and still liked it from time-to time. She brought it up because she wanted to know if I would be interested in that.

A.I.D.S. was a huge issue at the tie. And I had children. Due to her having a directly stated penchant for group sex, I decided not to see her anymore. It put my head on straight. That was the last conversation we had.

Julie never said anything about being sexually assaulted, raped, gang-raped or having sex against her will. She never mentioned Brett Kavanaugh in any capcity.

In 1996 I decided to run again for Congress in Maryland's 8th district as a democrat. I thought Julie could help my primary campaign in some way because of her personality, great smile, and good looks. Also, in the course of our past conversations, she told me that she too was a Democrat.

Because I had lost Julie's number I called her father to get it. When I talked to him about possibly bringing her on to help with my campaign, he told me she had psychological and other problems at the time. When I asked he would not go into detail and said that I wouldn't want her to work on my campaign. His response was rather abrupt. He hung up on me.

The rest of the letter is about him wrestling with the question of whether or not to tell this story, consulting with a pastor, etc. He eventually told his new wife what had happened, and she told him that if he didn't do the right thing, he couldn't live with himself.

#Basta.

Update: This story had been a bus crash.

Then it devolved into the crash of a bus filled with clowns.

Now it has entered a new phase: A bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.


Thanks to weft-cut loop for reminding me of the clown bus joke.

Update: Ketterer alluded to his own troubles in his letter. This old WaPo piece discusses those.

He had been fired from his tv station and then lodged a wrongful termination suit for $12 million against them.

According to the suit, Ketterer, who joined the station as a part-time weather reporter in October 1992, had sought counseling for depression on several occasions following the death of his wife in January 1986 and the death of his father this past January . . .

On or about Feb. 15 of this year, the suit claims, Ketterer was diagnosed by a psychiatrist as suffering from a manic-depressive illness known as bipolar II disorder, for which treatment with lithium was prescribed . . .

Ketterer that same day notified Wordlaw of his "treatable" illness. The news director's "demeanor," according to the suit, "immediately changed from one of caring concern to a reaction of repugnance," and the notification caused a "definite and noticeable change" in Wordlaw's treatment and attitude toward Ketterer . . .


Nevertheless, Ketterer continued as lead meteorologist and weathercaster for the station . . .

A month later, in response to an ongoing request that employees submit ideas and proposals for news stories and series to be aired by the station, Ketterer sent a memo to Wordlaw through the WJLA computer with three story ideas, including one for a three-part series on manic-depressive illness. Ketterer reiterated in the memo, which is attached to the suit, that he had been diagnosed with the illness. In the memo, Ketterer makes no mention of sharing his personal experience with viewers. . .

He also proposed a series on UFOs and a weekly segment on gardening . . .

On March 24, two days after Ketterer had sent the e-mail memo, Wordlaw read it and, according to the suit, ordered him to attend a noon meeting the next day, at which time he was told his employment was terminated, effective June 30 . . .

Depression, especially after an inarguably depressing event, like the death of a wife and later a father, isn't much of a knock on one's credibility. But there you go.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:07 PM




Comments

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1 Guess not

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2018 05:09 PM (T4oHT)

2 YO!

Posted by: hawkpilot at October 02, 2018 05:10 PM (p6e8W)

3 That freakin' script file on the main page has hosed me out of so many firsts...

Posted by: hawkpilot at October 02, 2018 05:11 PM (p6e8W)

4 Well, this one's done. Can we please be finished now?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 02, 2018 05:11 PM (MX7xj)

5 th

Posted by: Richard Geer at October 02, 2018 05:11 PM (vWMNq)

6 I read the content. She is so skanky, I am going to take a shower just reading about her.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 02, 2018 05:12 PM (UsCnO)

7 Group sex in high school?

Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at October 02, 2018 05:12 PM (4xZi9)

8 But creepy porn lawyer has a new "witness" to back her up!

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:12 PM (O2RFr)

9 Hillary just wrote that this letter is not credible.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:12 PM (Ejm4y)

10 And the plot thins. And it's not looking all that good for Slutnick.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 02, 2018 05:12 PM (gEvQ8)

11 Its all a matter of knowing it's time for a nood.

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2018 05:12 PM (T4oHT)

12

That's hot.

Posted by: imp at October 02, 2018 05:12 PM (w+Z9D)

13 This is turning to a flaming clown show.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (myjNJ)

14 Yes, yes, I do indeed hear calliope music...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (c07y/)

15 I'll jump to the bits about Julie Swetnick.
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I think a lot of people may have jumped on Swetnick's bits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (Pu/Kw)

16 I was expecting that to end with a Bofa.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (R1mDg)

17 Hey, you dirty morons, I have an unexpected opening in my availability and am offering low-cost representation to anyone here! While I still have a law license.

Posted by: Michael Avenetti, CPL at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (LISuA)

18 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (PA9oZ)

19 meanwhile on earth, Gator's sitting pretty. Any redstate senator who votes against Gator will lose 2018.

I wish we lived in a country with equal justice though because I'd like to have Gator sue these bitches. But, as we all know, you can't do that. They're democrats.

I don't recall signing up to be in a low, bottom rung caste when I was a kid. weird.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (Ejm4y)

20 She seems to have had a penchant for high school boys while she was in college, as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (ptqGC)

21 Any of you legal beagles on the blog know if there is some sort of criminal or civil liability for her's and CPL's actions?

Posted by: Old Blue at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (gEvQ8)

22 And yet another client that the #Basta Barrister found while trolling personal ads on Backpage. But remember, he's playing 5D wizard chess with us.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (oZ6kz)

23 I hear her preference is for a Four or Five on the binary scale, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (PA9oZ)

24 Denny don't lose that numbah.



Posted by: Steely Dan at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (8iiMU)

25 loony tunes.. all the way.. you can tell by just looking at her..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (so+oy)

26 Swetnick sounds like she probably had sex with everyone and everything. In fact, has anyone called Mr. Ed?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (VpIIl)

27 She's got some teefs on her. The polar opposite of Gummy Bear.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

28 Willard Scott?

Posted by: Weasel at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (MVjcR)

29 I don't recall signing up to be in a low, bottom rung caste when I was a kid. weird.

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But all these sad (white) old (white) boomer (white) women with (white) short/medium hair, (white) think-piece glasses, and a glass of (white) chardonnay with ice all seem to have decided that they hate white men.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (Ejm4y)

30 Meh. Find evidence to substantiate, or forget it.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (mk9aG)

31 .Ace, if you haven't seen this...



It appears that images and text from Christine Blasey Ford's Holton-Arms School yearbookwere hosted at a blogspot site which was totally removed in the last few days. But some of the website's pages are archived here via the Wayback Machine:



https://tinyurl.com/ycenal3o





Also see the related linked articles at the bottom of that page.



However,
the last one--"Dangerous hallucinatory operation of a motor vehicle by Christine Blasey Ford caused a potentially fatal crash in high school"--
apparently remains scrubbed.

Posted by: Anonyme at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (NtW21)

32 >>>16 I was expecting that to end with a Bofa.
Posted by: Ex-liberal

I start with a Bofa and then move to the Grundle.

Posted by: Julie "Please Fuck the Crazy Out My Head" Swetnick at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (PA9oZ)

33 She's a zero on the binary scale, but she's a two on the Clydesdale scale.

Posted by: hawkpilot at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (p6e8W)

34 It is starting to feel like everyone in any position of power or even tangential influence on the left is having spooky, drunken, deviant sex. I know it probably isn't true, but I am happy to promote that idea if it is bad for the left.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (I2dne)

35 Sweat'n on Swetnik
Makes a nice porn movie title

Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (T4oHT)

36 This is turning to a flaming clown show.
Posted by: madamemayhem


I beleive the AoSHQ official phrasing is "a bus full of circus clowns crash into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (c07y/)

37 Wait. Swetnick looks like the chick from Bachelor Party. The one with the donkey.

OMG. Google it. That's her.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (VpIIl)

38 So, she was willing to have sex with a 350 lb. guy, as long as there were some others?

Yeesh. I need a shower.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (ptqGC)

39 She seems so nice.



Batshit bugfuck crazy she is.

Definite 0

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (0OmEj)

40 But all these sad (white) old (white) boomer (white) women with (white) short/medium hair, (white) think-piece glasses, and a glass of (white) chardonnay with ice all seem to have decided that they hate white men.
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I blame the Lifetime channel.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (C6xeQ)

41 so how does one go about verifying stuff?

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (dPd5y)

42 Oh my! This is a hot piece of ass if you want to get your freak on and then be brought up on charges.

Posted by: Fritz at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (Z9C5C)

43 Srs tho...who the fuck was this guy supposed to be doing weather for in the 90s? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (Ejm4y)

44 Since the presumption of innocence is gone and guilt by association is the vogue Swetnick's troubles now blight the testimony of all Kavanaugh accusers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (0QYMt)

45 Too unbeliveable. Get another screenwriter or this movie won't get made

Posted by: Zeera at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (feFsi)

46 7
Group sex in high school?
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I guess I'm not surprised, since she claims she kept going to gangbang "parties", one after another. Sure, the boys were underage and she was an adult but that never stopped her! She was obviously into it.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I stand with Kav #HaveABeer at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (LISuA)

47 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.


There's a point on the crazy-hot matrix where even a bona fide one falls off the chart.

It's way out there, a couple of standard deviation units further than you might think, but she's there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (fuK7c)

48 18
I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.





Posted by: ace at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (PA9oZ)

Only if you want your wang to dissolve in a sea of nasty microscopic bugs.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (8iiMU)

49

Yeah but he did BOOF her?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (SlZiq)

50 You don't have to credit Twitchy three times on the sidebar ace.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (zRwJ/)

51 Hey, Ace. I just tried to post that comment above from an Opera browser and it said my IP address was blocked.. switched to Chrome, and it's fine.

Is this some attempt by AoSHQ to get the world to switch to Google Chrome!!1!!!

j/k but thought you (or Pixy) should know..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (so+oy)

52 Meh. Find evidence to substantiate, or forget it.
Posted by: gp at October 02, 2018 05:15 PM (mk9aG)
+++++++
Not needed. Their rules.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (I2dne)

53 But all these sad (white) old (white) boomer (white) women with (white) short/medium hair, (white) think-piece glasses, and a glass of (white) chardonnay with ice all seem to have decided that they hate white men.
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I blame the Lifetime channel.

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it is going to be an interesting Thanksgiving...

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (Ejm4y)

54 She might be a sex addict.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)

55 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.

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*I am starting to believe Ace never reads the ONT....Saturday night special....

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (bUjCl)

56 Ha,Deep Impact is on and I can never see that movie without laughing at the Tea Leoni character a "crack reporter" MSNBC uncovering the biggest story i history.

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (mCMQ5)

57

18 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.

Posted by: ace



You know you would, ace. In a NY minute.


This is getting better that the original Washintonienne. Where's the buttseks?

Posted by: imp at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (w+Z9D)

58 Well she definitely chose the right lawyer if she's into gang bangs.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (zRwJ/)

59 21
Any of you legal beagles on the blog know if there is some sort of criminal or civil liability for her's and CPL's actions?


Posted by: Old Blue at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (gEvQ

Don't even have to be a legal beagle to know that it isn't a crime, if nobody is there to investigate and charge them.

I'm talking to YOU, Deputy Dawg. And every Democrat that works for you.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (UsCnO)

60 I never thought I'd be writing this...

Posted by: Weatherman's Letters To Penthouse at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (jDF8P)

61 Creepy Porn Lawyer lives up to expectations

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (bUjCl)

62 Nevermind, the accusation Is enough.

so Julie, what do you say to this?

lotsa men at one time?
pretty kinky.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (dPd5y)

63 Even the tomato with the worms growing out of it is grossed out by Swetnick.

(I assume I am not the only one seeing the tomato ad.)

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (wJMQv)

64 She responded that she first tried sex with multiple guys while in high school and still liked it from time-to time. She brought it up because she wanted to know if I would be interested in that.

A.I.D.S. was a huge issue at the tie. And I had children.


So, bring your kids with you. That would be a real family outing. Just tell the wifey it's "Boys Night Out".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (VE0m1)

65 Fiber sign!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (N1ZXu)

66 guess she is going to go the had my 15 minutes of fame now off to the porn valley route. good thing she has avenatti to negotiate for her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (MTjB1)

67 21- Of course there is- defamation, abuse of process, perjury (if she sent anything to the committee). The question isn't whether or not any of this is actionable, the question is, will our elected representative grow spines and take action?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (Y24LV)

68

Alternate poat title:

Omarosa, You Have A Twin!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (SlZiq)

69 I guys get what they ask for.
dumb boys.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (dPd5y)

70 Poor Kavanaugh. His nomination brought out all the dredges of society.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (a0IVu)

71 Most STD's: Swetnik or Billy Jeff?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (ptqGC)

72 26
Swetnick sounds like she probably had sex with everyone and everything. In fact, has anyone called Mr. Ed?


Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (VpIIl)

I wouldn't fvck her with Wilbur's dick.

Posted by: Mr Ed at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (8iiMU)

73 This one time, at my therapist's, I remembered being gang-raped by a pod of dolphins.

It happened when I was surfing in French Polynesia. They surrounded me and one at a time each had their way with me while the others danced on their tails laughing maniacally in their terrifying squeaky voices.

I think the leader had the initials "B.K." because the others would squeak "beek" "beek" at him.

From that day forward I insisted to my husband that we always have a second big-screen TV so that whenever the Miami Dolphins are playing I can escape to the other TV.

Posted by: Professor Surfer Doctor C. Blahsey Ford, Ph.D., under care of Dr. Sven Gahli at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (DuAZ5)

74 "Group sex in high school?" Yes, we live in Sodom & Gomorrah. It's going on now as we speak. Kids today know more about sex than Kinsey.

Go spy on your kids' browser caches and search histories, then get back to us.

Posted by: gp at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (mk9aG)

75 she looks much older than the original pick we saw.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (dPd5y)

76 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (KCxzN)

77 "Dear Penthouse, this is some fucked up shit you're about to read..."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (wCmLp)

78 I guess she can use a faulty repressed memory defense for her "stories."

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (O2RFr)

79 18 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (PA9oZ)


Sounds like 3. Probably would actually prefer 5 or more for her to be satisfied.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (zRwJ/)

80 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.

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*I am starting to believe Ace never reads the ONT....Saturday night special....
Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (bUjCl)

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Totally different metrics used for that binary scale for ONTs. Adjusted for BAC.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (I16G8)

81 I feel bad for her poor family. They obviously tried to protect her and the public from her, but now are dragged into this freak show.

But she is a mentally ill lawfare opportunist. The only thing surprising about her is that she is so damn bad at it.

But I have no doubt that she has blackmailed people before and this guy is lucky he was afraid of aids.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (wMHPW)

82 "Wow so you're into gang bangs?"

"Only if I'm unconscious."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (4ErVI)

83 Most STD's: Swetnik or Billy Jeff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
++++++
At one time? Swetnik. Cumulative? Billy Jeff.

They can share the trophy and complimentary bottle of Purell.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (I2dne)

84 This one'll give ya the scabies, boys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (AzW6q)

85

I don't know if this is actually written by him and of course can't say if it's true or not.

But it's... well, it's something.
-------------------------------------------




And this is exactly where we are today in our legal system.



This is all on the Dems, or should I more accurately say the Deep State Dems.



When the whole country is burning, please stand up and take credit for it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (UsCnO)

86 70 Poor Kavanaugh. His nomination brought out all the dredges of society.

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living well as a supreme court justice...or a *mere* appellate court judge is the best revenge.

I see Yale and Garvargghdd is being childish about him.

We'll see how those applications for being his clerk go.

I'd volunteer to help write those rejection letters.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:19 PM (Ejm4y)

87 "gp" up there is correct

when I was in HS the popular kids did coke (hey it was the 80s, you boofs)

now the popular prep school kids . . do crack.

ew.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (+4B85)

88 "Even the tomato with the worms growing out of it is grossed out by Swetnick.

(I assume I am not the only one seeing the tomato ad.)

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (wJMQv) "

Yeah, I am too. Can we start pinning fake gang rapes on the people who make those garbage clickbait spam ads?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (oZ6kz)

89 Any of you legal beagles on the blog know if there is some sort of criminal or civil liability for her's and CPL's actions?

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well now that is out of committee not sure.

There is an obstruction of justice statute for committee hearings. Not sure in this setting.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (C6xeQ)

90
I feel bad for her poor family. They obviously tried to protect her and
the public from her, but now are dragged into this freak show.



Yep. Chrissy "Double Door" Blasey's family have been strangely quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (ptqGC)

91 Don't worry, I'm sure Teh Google will help track down all the info you need on the accusers' backgrounds.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (hqZPQ)

92 OT, but however annoying Dana PeRHINO can be, she really is quite lovely. Yes, there's been some minimal "work" done, and there's the FOX make-up wizards, but she's really hot.

Sorry Jasper.....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (NFEMn)

93 when ace has more sexual smarts than the rest of you guys.
that's sayin something

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (dPd5y)

94 flaming clown show

Swetnick calls her hoo-ha the Clown Car

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (N1ZXu)

95 She was alone, quite beautiful
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Sorry, this guy's story is bullshit.

Posted by: Methos at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (XQvuQ)

96 I dont know if I am getting depressed or fuckin pissed but I have more then enough of the lefts shit. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (uKBXH)

97 How does banging a weather guy advance your career or whatever you're trying to advance

Posted by: NCKate at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (OmhmI)

98 imagine taking that home to your wife.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (dPd5y)

99 "Wow so you're into gang bangs?"

"Yeah. Trains are for amateurs." - Julie Sweatnick, under a pile of guys,

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (VE0m1)

100
anyone else hearing that song??

I know what boys like
I know what guys want
I know what boys like

boys like
boys like me

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (SlZiq)

101 Yay, the letter-writing guy! It's such a great letter. Toward the end of the letter, there's this:

"As I watched part of the afternoon confirmation hearing the next day, and saw Mrs. Kavanaugh looking so sad, I felt that she needed to know that in this instance, her husband was being mischaracterized."

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (Ts3fP)

102 methos so?

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (dPd5y)

103 350 lbs of weatherman?

It's Raining Headcases! Allelujah!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (hqZPQ)

104 Poor Kavanaugh. His nomination brought out all the dredges of society.

*************************************

Someone in another thread mentioned Kav being a little too trigger happy with the patriot act and government intrusion into privacy, etc post 9-11.

I'm thinking after this he's going to have a slightly different perspective.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (+dsLj)

105 NCKate, the rest of the guys at the bar had already been there done That.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (dPd5y)

106 Hey, you dirty morons, I have an unexpected opening in my availability and am offering low-cost representation to anyone here! While I still have a law license.
Posted by: Michael Avenetti, CPL
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Uh, look Mike, I'm in need of a gig. Just imagine, 'Nifong & Avenetti, Attorneys at Law'. Has a nice ring about it, doesn't it?

I suppose that 'Avenetti & Nifong' would work too.

We could do killer late-night TV ads, 'Got Someone You Dislikes? Call the Mikes! '

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (Pu/Kw)

107 Is this a joke?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (7oPmA)

108
The Waitresses

I Know What Boys Like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsneH0mOq-0

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (SlZiq)

109 97
How does banging a weather guy advance your career or whatever you're trying to advance

Posted by: NCKate at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (OmhmI)
I think she hit on him because she thought he would be desperate enough for sex that he would agree to the orgy.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (a0IVu)

110 1 Guess not
Posted by: Skip at October 02, 2018 05:09 PM (T4oHT)

Guess so!

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (Ts3fP)

111 Avenatti's porn star clients will drop him, so they aren't associated with someone who deals with such skanks.

Posted by: Roy at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (ABjxW)

112 womp womp

Posted by: wooga at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (syw9U)

113 Over/Under on how long it takes for her to get a Vivid video contract? I'm sure Avenatti knows exactly who to call to make that happen.


Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)

114 Yep. Chrissy "Double Door" Blasey's family have been strangely quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:20 PM (ptqGC)


Interestingly, Julie Sweatnick turns out to be the one with the real double front door.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (VE0m1)

115 weft-cut loop--

thank you so much for quoting that! I wanna add that now@!

Posted by: Julie at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (PA9oZ)

116 YOU MUST BELIEVE THE EMMY WINNERS.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (oVJmc)

117 note: some girls are sluts. They have sex real early, chase older guys, and put themselves in scenarios where more than one guy is available.

it's not shocking, per se.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (Ejm4y)

118 This guy's a mormon. If the fact it was sent to Hatch's office isn't enough to tell you that, then I can say, as a mormon, that some of the words he used and in the context he used them is a dead giveaway (e.g. repent, spiritual, church leader).

The letter is extremely personal and authentic. It would be quite difficult to admit to even doing these things with this woman (the conversations) for someone who is an active mormon.

All that said, I can't imagine even Flake, Collins or Murkowski are actually taking Swetnick seriously at all. It's insane that the idiots at NBC are still trying to move this story along.

Posted by: Trich at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (7wCmd)

119 98- Imagine that being your wife.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (Y24LV)

120 I'm sure someone will be along to shout "slutshaming" any time now.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (fWnjd)

121
Will no white knight come forward to defend the honor of this poor maiden?

* studiously avaoids acknowledging

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (pNxlR)

122 How does banging a weather guy advance your career or whatever you're trying to advance
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Once I overheard a young woman talking on a cellphone to her friend. Conversation was about guy she was "dating" and whether she was serious about him. Answer: He pays my bills.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (C6xeQ)

123
yayanana
yayanana

Sorry I teased you
This time I mean it

You can
Trust me


Sucker, hahaha!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (SlZiq)

124 And this guy is a Democrat at that.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (a0IVu)

125 Do you hear that?

That's the sound of a fat, sorry, curvy lady singing.

Posted by: Brodirt at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (14QWm)

126 18 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (PA9oZ)

In the t.v. interview, she lost that rating.

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (Ts3fP)

127 m, I liked the she is a dem like me.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (dPd5y)

128 I think she hit on him because she thought he would be desperate enough for sex that he would agree to the orgy.

Needed someone fat enough to weigh down one end of the sex see saw.

Which is probably a real thing.

Posted by: wooga at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (syw9U)

129 It sounds like we may have found the country's last honorable Democrat.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (zrRz8)

130 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2018 05:22
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*note to self: always put on a sock*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (Pu/Kw)

131 How does banging a weather guy advance your career"

It's raining men?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (6qErC)

132 So Drudge says that Farrow has another "story" coming out of an abused woman and Kavanaugh... I give up

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

133 58
Well she definitely chose the right lawyer if she's into gang bangs.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (zRwJ/)
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It's a new specialty in case law, representing gang bang whores who get into politics.

And it is a growth industry, apparently.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (UsCnO)

134 Over/Under on how long it takes for her to get a Vivid video contract? I'm sure Avenatti knows exactly who to call to make that happen.


=

"Hard Times at County Jail".

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (bUjCl)

135 I'm sure someone will be along to shout "slutshaming" any time now.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (fWnjd)
++++++++++
She's fully earned it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (I2dne)

136
Will no white knight come forth to defend the honor of this fair maiden?

* studiously avoids acknowledging CPL wildly waving his arms in the front row *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (pNxlR)

137 She was alone, quite beautiful
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Sorry, this guy's story is bullshit.

===========

Maybe she is to a 350lb guy.

I think this chick would've been good question material for Gene Rayburn:

Don't stick your ______ in _______.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (mQ0Mc)

138 So Drudge says that Farrow has another "story" coming out of an abused woman and Kavanaugh... I give up

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (O2RFr)


Ronan's mom?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

139 Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (dPd5y)

Just making a joke about the crazy prog chick's appearance. Based on what I saw from the NBC interview.

Posted by: Methos at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (XQvuQ)

140 How does banging a weather guy advance your career or whatever you're trying to advance

Any guy who can be wrong on 78% of his predictions but still have a good paying job making those predictions is probably someone to get in good with.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (VE0m1)

141 Group sex in high school?
=====

We had one in our high school.

Funny thing, I can remember who it was, who she did it with and who put what where, that's how talked about it was. Unlike Christine Ford's silent shame.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (//voU)

142 132
So Drudge says that Farrow has another "story" coming out of an abused woman and Kavanaugh... I give up

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (O2RFr)
Really? Where at? I just checked and headlines is FBI will be done tomorrow..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

143 We're going to need a national shower to cleanse ourselves of all the media slime when this is all done.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (NFEMn)

144 How does banging a weather guy advance your career"

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Scavenger hunt winner gong on your resume?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (+y/Ru)

145

Yes, yes, I do indeed hear calliope music...


Here's one playing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q

Posted by: BackwardsBoof at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (HaL55)

146

Hasn't Farrow ruined his career enough already?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (SlZiq)

147 Iiiif you'll be my Dixie Chicken..


https://youtu.be/BlgDC6mOU0o

Posted by: hawkpilot at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (p6e8W)

148 3 We're going to need a national shower to cleanse ourselves of all the media slime when this is all done.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (NFEMn)


I feel like my brain needs to take a Purell bath.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (uSkUN)

149 Any of you legal beagles on the blog know if there is some sort of criminal or civil liability for her's and CPL's actions?
Posted by: Old Blue at October 02, 2018 05:14 PM (gEvQ


Forget the crime; let's jump right to sentencing.

I hereby sentence CPL to being accused of gang-raping Swetnick and having to spend no less than $50k to defend himself, followed by a non-concurrent sentence of Swetnick stalking CPL for no less than 10 years.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (wMHPW)

150 I once said no to crazy. The fact that she had 100 lbs on me and was stalking my every move in a truly frightening manner certainly helped. All because I had 10 minutes of normal, non flirty conversation with her in the communal laundry room.

Posted by: Keith at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (USf3s)

151 I'm sure someone will be along to shout "slutshaming" any time now.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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I still have a picture of a bumper sticker, "Another Slut for Obama"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (Pu/Kw)

152 Like all things in the Trump era, this has devolved into pure Insanity Peppers.

Once again Trump looks Presidential. At this point he outranks Lincoln.

Posted by: trev006 at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (JhCI3)

153 We're going to need a national shower

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And a national shave. With the National Razor...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (AzW6q)

154 Didn't Avenatti claim that Sweatnik had some kind of security clearance? They must be handing that shit out like lollipops.

Posted by: Toad-O at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (cct0t)

155 where did she go to high school ?..just asking...

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (bUjCl)

156 "Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (mQ0Mc) "

I can easily believe she was a looker 25 years ago.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (oZ6kz)

157 I skipped to the bottom and read *He eventually told his new wife what had happened, and she told him that if he didn't do the right thing, he couldn't live with himself.*

I thought it was going to be Forum-esque.

Trs du!

Posted by: socalcon at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (Roy2Z)

158 So Drudge says that Farrow has another "story" coming out of an abused woman and Kavanaugh... I give up

The nice thing about fake allegations is that there's an infinite supply....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (oVJmc)

159 143
We're going to need a national shower to cleanse ourselves of all the media slime when this is all done.


Shower, beadblasting, napalm, whatevs.

Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (T6t7i)

160 Dennis Ketterer has two LinkedIn profiles, both of which feature his broadcast meteorology degree (3.85 gpa!) and the same picture.

One is as owner of Never Slip, a surface treatment company which prevents you from slipping.

The other is full of oversharing and grammatical catastrophes:

"My career in TV/Radio is on a little hiatus while recovering from some health issues of mine. Took a break to take care of my Mom. She had Alzheimer's and I really couldn't be dependable in a media job. Then, I had some issues that had to be addressed. Back in the saddle actively looking for TV/Radio work.

In the interim, I'm developed quite a talent for real estate. I've helped investors make money, significant money. I've also assisted families in purchasing and selling their homes and for many finding a rental home that would work for them. I even helped a church find a great location that they were able to hold services in, AND develop a business to pay the rent for the church. "

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (fuK7c)

161 in the communal laundry room.
Posted by: Keith
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I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (Pu/Kw)

162 So Drudge says that Farrow has another "story" coming out of an abused woman and Kavanaugh... I give up

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Didja see this one!

https://bit.ly/2IwZJk0

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (+y/Ru)

163 Didn't Avenatti claim that Sweatnik had some kind of security clearance? They must be handing that shit out like lollipops.
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She was a contractor doing some computer work for various government agencies.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (C6xeQ)

164 You are hung up on some perverted clowns from the past, Ace.

Posted by: Eric the Clown at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (ZttzE)

165 are there any crazies Kavanaugh has left out ?

busy man!
how did he keep his grades up.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (dPd5y)

166 We're going to need a national shower

"I'm in!" -- Julie Sweatnick, under a bag o' dicks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (VE0m1)

167 51 Hey, Ace. I just tried to post that comment above from an Opera browser and it said my IP address was blocked.. switched to Chrome, and it's fine.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 02, 2018 05:16 PM (so+oy)


I think Opera has built in tunneling for anonymization so it appears to mu.nu that you're coming from some other IP address (which is apparently blocked due to previous scumbags leverage said mechanism). There should be an option in Opera to disable that.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: Air Pinochet trainee at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (DTX3h)

168 I saw Julie's Three-Way, perform at the Mann in Philly, I think in '98.

Posted by: Redenzo at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (14qvS)

169 Once again Trump looks Presidential. At this point he outranks Lincoln.

"Low-Energy Abe"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

170 She's a zero on the binary scale, but she's a two on the Clydesdale scale.
Posted by: hawkpilot


She can pull a beer wagon?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2018 05:28 PM (bKPAB)

171 I give up
Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (O2RFr)


NO!

Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?!?!?

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:28 PM (wMHPW)

172 >>We're going to need a national shower


Silkwood style.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 05:28 PM (ZttzE)

173 "give us a week, we'll find you the crime"

Posted by: runner beriavich at October 02, 2018 05:28 PM (bUjCl)

174 163 Didn't Avenatti claim that Sweatnik had some kind of security clearance? They must be handing that shit out like lollipops.
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She was a contractor doing some computer work for various government agencies.
Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (C6xeQ)

So, access to a federal building?

Posted by: Roy at October 02, 2018 05:28 PM (ABjxW)

175 In the interim, I'm developed quite a talent for real estate.
=====

Say, you got anything with two front doors?

Posted by: Dr. Ford at October 02, 2018 05:28 PM (//voU)

176 So drinking in high school and 30 year old tax returns that the IRS were good with are what makes a man today?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2018 05:28 PM (uKBXH)

177 clips of Hillary on Fox


Jabba the Pizza Hut in fugly plaid

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (9HuGt)

178
Shower, beadblasting, napalm, whatevs.
Posted by: pep
---------

Pap has plans for a National Canal System...to drain the swamp.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (Pu/Kw)

179
She seems nice

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (TAmPV)

180 Didn't Avenatti claim that Sweatnik had some kind of security clearance? They must be handing that shit out like lollipops.
======
She was a contractor doing some computer work for various government agencies.
Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (C6xeQ)

So, access to a federal building?
Posted by: Roy at October 02, 2018 05:28 PM (ABjxW)



She seems prone to embellish just a bit, so who knows.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (wMHPW)

181 135 I'm sure someone will be along to shout "slutshaming" any time now.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 02, 2018 05:22 PM (fWnjd)
++++++++++
She's fully earned it.

========

America needs a return to shame culture.

Need to shame the sluts, shame the fake rape liars, shame the sad white women who hate white men, shame the left for being awful scum and so on.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (Ejm4y)

182 145
Yes, yes, I do indeed hear calliope music...


Here's one playing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q


Just all kinds of awesome.

Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (T6t7i)

183
Word has it that Stormy and Swetnick are taking their act on the road together as soon as Stormy wraps up her gig with camster.kom and local hazmat teams in cities on the tour's itinerary are awarded EPA grants to clean up the clubs where they'll perform.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (pNxlR)

184 Fuck Toad just teased that he's seen the most shocking political ad EVAH! And he's going to show his audience after the break!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (v1udk)

185 "Low-Energy Abe"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

I mean, he did keep the Union together, but when the death toll goes past a few thousand, you get marked down a bit.

Posted by: trev006 at October 02, 2018 05:29 PM (JhCI3)

186 >>During a conversation about our sexual preferences, things go derailed when Julie told me that she liked to have sex with more than one guy at a time. In fact sometimes several at one time. She wanted to know if that would be okay in our relationship


She sounds nice.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (ZttzE)

187 Hillary will never be President.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (7oPmA)

188 Once again Trump looks Presidential. At this point he outranks Lincoln.

===

yeah, still doing better than expected and better than any president in my life.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (Ejm4y)

189 "Didn't Avenatti claim that Sweatnik had some kind of security clearance? They must be handing that shit out like lollipops.

Posted by: Toad-O at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (cct0t) "

Top secret clearance at the CDC so they could study whatever super STD was fermenting inside of her perforated-by-a-thousand-dicks body.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (oZ6kz)

190 thinking maybe we should have a national std vaccination day everyone should come.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (dPd5y)

191 We had one in our high school.


We did too. Happened on a ski trip. And everybody knew the details. 46 years ago and I still remember the name.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (jDF8P)

192 OT, but anybody besides me notice that the only Clinton chiming in about this shitshow is Hillary? Billy Jeff has been strangely silent. Wonder why that is? Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Antisocialist at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (2shuf)

193 So, access to a federal building?

Posted by: Roy
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Several of them over the years. Her resume was up on 8chan with in 2 hours of her name begin public.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (3IHs0)

194 Bastardi e' stronzi !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (58Au8)

195 I saw Sex Seesaw open for MonkeyBarBand at the Vancover Breakout Festival in 2004.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (zrRz8)

196 The nice thing about fake allegations is that there's an infinite supply....

Now it's easy to do because so much information has been released about his life all the way back to HS They just tailor their accusations to fit the info...

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

197 thinking maybe we should have a national std vaccination day everyone should come.
=====

That's how they got the STD in the first place.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (//voU)

198 Maybe Kavanaugh should have slipped some anti-schizophrenia drugs into her drink at one of his Russia-funded black mass rape orgies.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (JrZbY)

199 Her hair looks like rusty steel wool.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (r9UYA)

200 garret, girls dreams should come true too!

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (dPd5y)

201 This looks really bad for Kavanaugh. He should withdraw.

Posted by: The Morning Dolt at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (c2pSQ)

202 I don't know that I ever truly understood those self-immolating monks of yesteryear. Before the Kavanaugh nomination, that is.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (ZttzE)

203
How does banging a weather guy advance your career or whatever you're trying to advance
Posted by: NCKate at October 02, 2018 05:21 PM (OmhmI)









I'm gonna laugh my ass off if this is actually a huge humblebrag troll by Mr Weatherblob.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (eXA4G)

204 Donna always gives up.LOL

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (mCMQ5)

205 The nice thing about fake allegations is that there's an infinite supply....

Now it's easy to do because so much information has been released about his life all the way back to HS They just tailor their accusations to fit the info...
Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:30 PM (O2RFr)

Did he release his entire calendar? I wouldn't have recommended him doing that for just this reason.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (wMHPW)

206
How does banging a weather guy advance your career or whatever you're trying to advance

You'll always be properly dressed for the day.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (TAmPV)

207 " You are hung up on some perverted clowns from the past, Ace.

Posted by: Eric the Clown at October 02, 2018 05:27 PM (ZttzE) "

What kind of name is Eric for a clown!

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (oZ6kz)

208 Donna always gives up.LOL

I do don't I? Just frustrated

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (O2RFr)

209 I saw Julie's Three-Way, perform at the Mann in Philly, I think in '98.

===

No, dude, Julie's Three-Way was a Sponge song, didn't make it on to Rotting Pinata but was a B-side in the Japanese market to the Molly single.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (Ejm4y)

210 man, this story is doing nothing for my nausea

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (N1ZXu)

211 Wouldn't it be nice if one of Chrissy's beach friends was a closet conservative, and the one she spouted off to the most?

Or one of her Facebook friends?

On that FB part, wouldn't a complete background check on her include talking with those FB friends? Can't the FBI get to that info even if it were scrubbed?

Or has she been scrubbed cleaner than Obama?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (iYCRD)

212 Thotterdammerung now!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (fA1SL)

213 Then it devolved into the crash of a bus filled with clowns.

Now it has entered a new phase: A bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.

Poetry. Pure poetry. *wipes away tears*

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (v7RTS)

214 >>girls dreams should come true too!


Something tells me she's just fine with the Power Hammering, williow.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (ZttzE)

215 His story makes more sense than hers ever did.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (iGewq)

216 lasue, im hoping only that year in question.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (dPd5y)

217 ace, your update, wonderful !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (58Au8)

218 I always go to bars to drink a coke. Alone.

Posted by: NCKate at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (OmhmI)

219 @209 ... that's a good album. Plowed.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (hqZPQ)

220 High Pressure Front Hole

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (ZttzE)

221 It is funny that Harrrvarrd and Jale are beclowinging themselves, trying to attack a federal judge on the DC circuit Ct of Appeals.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (Ejm4y)

222 Harvard will no longer allow Kavanaugh to teach there. Doesn't this loss of income now qualify him to sue Dr. Ford for slander?

Posted by: itsacookbook at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (yPxXc)

223 Can't the FBI get to that info even if it were scrubbed?

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Unless she had help from the government, which seems possible at this rate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (AzW6q)

224 hugs donna, it is infuriating .

it's so trashy.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (dPd5y)

225 The 400 guns stolen in TN yesterday were located on their way to Chicago.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

226 I also like to have group sex with men. Coincidence?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 02, 2018 05:34 PM (tKF1g)

227 "#Basta"





It's funny, but I cannot believe Diane Feinstein invited this three ring circus of deviance to set up shot in the middle of a SCOTUS nomination.
Heads better roll over this!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 05:34 PM (W+vEI)

228 Don't be fooled horde, the Left looks at this new information on this woman as a plus. This is her proof she was, in her words, "trained".

And don't you dare slut shame her.

Posted by: WisRich at October 02, 2018 05:34 PM (G0vdT)

229 Psycho hose beast, as Wayne would say.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:34 PM (v7RTS)

230 Then it devolved into the crash of a bus filled with clowns. "

Ah, the tears of a clown...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (6qErC)

231
Wait. A 350 plus pound newscaster in the early 80s and s chick into the group scene?

Aounds like a serious attempt to mount a Jabba the Hutt orgy to me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (pNxlR)

232 anyway wasn't she the adult at the party? around a bunch of minors?


Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (dPd5y)

233 She was a contractor doing some computer work for various government agencies.

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There was a loophole in the screening questionnaire. There was no question, "Are you a crazy ass cvnt?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

234 Can we all agree that the basta hashtag is the stupidest thing ever?

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (7Z5/k)

235 212 Thotterdammerung now!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 02, 2018 05:32 PM (fA1SL)

SPEED THE DAY OF THE HO!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (v7RTS)

236 no, let's be straight...

Gator said he's no longer teaching at Harvard because he's going to be on SCOTUS.

Harvard has some shitballs who are trying to say it's a Title IX violation or some shit.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (Ejm4y)

237 I'm actually super-happy about Harvard and Yale beclowning themselves

the mini-orchid keeps dreaming about applying to Ivies. I'd really rather she not

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (+4B85)

238
A dude who weighs 350# has about three inches of 'fat pad' over his genitals. Makes for low penetration an*l.

Just trying veinly to raise the level of discourse in this thread.

Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (URwyc)

239
All of this is absolute crap and everyone knows it. Chi-Com Fenstein gave up the whole thing when she said we still need to know about his stance on abortion and assault weapons. Rhetorical question: What the ever-loving fuck does THAT have to do with any of THIS?

And the big question is, whither Susan Collins?

Everything else is just horrible window dressing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (/9p9e)

240 Once I get enough guys to measure out at a yard of dick or more, then it's a party!

Posted by: Julie Swetnick at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (QLvwG)

241 224 hugs donna, it is infuriating .

it's so trashy.

Thanks... I've got to stop with the "I give up."!

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (O2RFr)

242 so is her other job porn?

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (dPd5y)

243 225
The 400 guns stolen in TN yesterday were located on their way to Chicago.



Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 05:33 PM (r9UYA)

Eric Holder still unaccounted for.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (UsCnO)

244 Aounds like a serious attempt to mount a Jabba the Hutt orgy to me.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (pNxlR)
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She had just seen Return of the Jedi and pictured herself as Leia, chained to Jabba.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (//voU)

245 🚌 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (bUjCl)

246 donna, , me too#

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (dPd5y)

247 So does that mean I can not teach at Hatvvaaard?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (uKBXH)

248 http://pbfcomics.com/comics/honk/

Posted by: PG at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (iqCkn)

249 She was a contractor doing some computer work for various government agencies.
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One of the companies she worked for was like Deloitte. basically she didn't work for the government she worked for contractors that did government work.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (PGEPc)

250 The Dems have let the genii out of the bottle, and he ain't going back.

Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (RCsoR)

251 . . .bobbling clown-boners . .
.
Ruined my monitor. .
.

Posted by: FireNWater at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (S4rpa)

252 All these people having group sex. I must have went to the wrong high school, the wrong college and the wrong bars.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (NFEMn)

253 The character that I take my nic from and I both need a penicillin shot after reading that letter. What a skank.

Posted by: Archer at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (gmo/4)

254 She does this trick picking up the Solo cup....

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (hqZPQ)

255 so is her other job porn?
Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (dPd5y)

"model" aka, escort

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (bUjCl)

256 think a lot of people may have jumped on Swetnick's bits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (Pu/Kw)

Her gyno had to add an extra digit to the odometer on her cooter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (iwUO9)

257 132 So Drudge says that Farrow has another "story" coming out of an abused woman and Kavanaugh... I give up
Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

As long as Kavanaugh doesn't give up. I hope he's looking to Clarence Thomas as someone who played the long game and won.

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (Ts3fP)

258
225 The 400 guns stolen in TN yesterday were located on their way to Chicago.


They shoulda rented a van - hitchhiking never works well for large groups.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (pNxlR)

259 Speaking of nutty has-beens and never-beens, what's up with Omarosa these days?

Posted by: kathysaysso at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (vkS2Z)

260 Not all the angry humor here has been good lately, but the clown/school for the blind fire joke is good.

The only question I have is; is the dumpster just so implicit in this whole political psychodrama that it does not need mentioning, or is the dumpster itself hurtling down from the Heavens along some cosmically predetermined trajectory in its own tragic ball of fire, as if sent in a gloriously futile attempt to wipe the slate clean?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (FDnQi)

261 Can we all agree that the basta hashtag is the stupidest thing ever?
Posted by: Jollyroger



#Boof!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (bKPAB)

262 127 m, I liked the she is a dem like me.
Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:23 PM (dPd5y)

Heh. Surprised Ace didn't headline that.

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (Ts3fP)

263 Hillary is so annoying. I can't believe she has a significant following.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (NFEMn)

264 Dennis.


Dear Penthouse, Here I am a 350 Ball of manly meat, and and this thing happened to me.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (dPd5y)

265 When I asked he would not go into detail and said that I wouldn't want her to work on my campaign. His response was rather abrupt. He hung up on me.

Its not easy to admit your princess has become a crazy slut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (39g3+)

266 CRAZY TRAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy1V5LHXWbg

Posted by: OZZY at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (TsI6n)

267 #bofa

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (v7RTS)

268 259 Speaking of nutty has-beens and never-beens, what's up with Omarosa these days?


Probably laying low so as not be be arrested for illegal recording in the WH

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (O2RFr)

269 I dunno. Do you think perhaps Democrats are regretting this midterm porn and freak show?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (WYtxl)

270 Now it has entered a new phase: A bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day [etc]

You just made 200 buck paypal. Have a steak and three songs at your local gentleman's lounge on me for making me laugh that hard.

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (7PLM4)

271 The 400 guns stolen in TN yesterday were located on their way to Chicago.


You go where there's a market.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (jDF8P)

272 The Day The Clown Cried pales...

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Lewis at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (PPvAe)

273 #ClownLivesMatter

Posted by: Flaming Clowns at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (gWiKh)

274 I saw Flaming Children Open for Insane Clown Posse in 2002 at a Wisconsin festival in the woods.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (7oPmA)

275 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (PA9oZ)

Eh, with ball gag, restraints, and industrial-grade condoms, she's doable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (iwUO9)

276 >>Don't be fooled horde, the Left looks at this new information on this woman as a plus. This is her proof she was, in her words, "trained".





Oh yes, because this slime is now on Kavanaugh, and they can say, "This is such a mess that Kavanaugh needs to remove himself to restore dignity to the process."


And yes, Feinstein actually had the gall to whine about what a circus this nomination has been--- despite she being the one who created this clusterf#ck!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

277 We're going to need a national shower to cleanse ourselves of all the media slime when this is all done.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (NFEMn)
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If this was literal I would sign up for it.

Figuratively speaking of course.

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (uEbPt)

278 142 132
So Drudge says that Farrow has another "story" coming out of an abused woman and Kavanaugh... I give up

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

Really? Where at? I just checked and headlines is FBI will be done tomorrow..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 05:25 PM (a0IVu)

Didn't Mitch say the vote WILL be on Friday?

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (cF8AT)

279 The Ice Man is planning on being seated on the Supreme Court on a giant frozen ice sculpture of a throne...a throne with rivers of jagermeister cascading down the sides.

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (q177U)

280 Clarence Thomas only had one lying accuser,the left has upped their game(and their crazy) since than.

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (mCMQ5)

281 as if sent in a gloriously futile attempt to wipe the slate clean?
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that can only happen if the dumpster contains the entire roster of the Cleveland Browns.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (3IHs0)

282 I'm curious about Kavanaugh's supplementation program. He seems to have had a lot of energy.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (eAMlh)

283 "model" aka, escort
Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (bUjCl)

"Personal Assistant"

The thing she assists you with is your penis not being in someone's mouth

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (7PLM4)

284 If this dude is a Democrat, I don't see an upside to him sending this letter other than clearing his conscience. I guess we will see if a GoFundMe or political run as a Republican follows.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (FTXAT)

285 I guess if you like simultaneous sex with multiple guys and can't find any takers, a 350-pound weather dude with a dildo in each hand might be an acceptable simulacrum.

Posted by: Toad-O at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (cct0t)

286 225 The 400 guns stolen in TN yesterday were located on their way to Chicago.
.
We're just trying to help . . .
.

Posted by: FireNWater at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (S4rpa)

287 Flaming children....that gives me an idea.

Posted by: Janet Reno at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (hqZPQ)

288 So Drudge says that Farrow has another "story" coming out of an abused woman and Kavanaugh... I give up
Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 05:24 PM (O2RFr)

As long as Kavanaugh doesn't give up. I hope he's looking to Clarence Thomas as someone who played the long game and won.
Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:36 PM (Ts3fP)

---------------

The Dems are already hurting themselves big time with this shitshow. The further they push this, the more "victims" they add, the worse they do in the midterms.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (I16G8)

289 In the future, every woman will have been raped by Judge Kavanaugh for fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (v7RTS)

290 Judge, are you familiar with universal hot crazy matrix?

Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (6HWvp)

291 Spuds McKenzie has been hired by the Ice Man to be the Official Supreme Court Party Animal.

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (q177U)

292 >>I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.



'Fucksaw and a penis.'


'The Fucksaw's good for you.'

Posted by: Chevy Chase at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (TsI6n)

293 Reading this post has made me realize I have led a sheltered life. Thank God.

We're on an asymptote. Just when you think we're already at plaid, we find out nope, we just got a little closer.

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (U5tDi)

294 she was probably a little broke and needed some fast cash.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (dPd5y)

295 Chubby chasers are out there guys. Eat up.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (7oPmA)

296 I hope she's still not a One on the binary scale, fellas.

Posted by: ace at October 02, 2018 05:13 PM (PA9oZ)

Eh, with ball gag, restraints, and industrial-grade condoms, she's doable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Maybe if they ball gag and restrain you.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (bKPAB)

297 The left is now blaming the negative buzz about The Last Jedi on,get this,Russia


https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/309160/

Posted by: steevy at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (mCMQ5)

298 Eh, with ball gag, restraints, and industrial-grade condoms, she's doable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2018 05:38 PM (iwUO9)

Only if she wasn't the one restrained

Posted by: ... at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (uEbPt)

299 How YOU doin'?

Posted by: 350 Lb. Weatherman at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

300 26 Swetnick sounds like she probably had sex with everyone and everything. In fact, has anyone called Mr. Ed?

I refuse to talk to Mr. Ed after the trouble he caused Clint Eastwood!

Posted by: Cthilary, dead but dreaming at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (W0dM7)

301 Didn't Mitch say the vote WILL be on Friday?


He said "on this floor, this week". Could be earlier than Friday.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (fuK7c)

302 >>Can we all agree that the basta hashtag is the stupidest thing ever?


WTF does it even mean?

Avenatti is the stupidest thing ever - he makes Trump look calm and reasoned.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (W+vEI)

303 155 where did she go to high school ?..just asking...
Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (bUjCl)

Gaithersburg High School in Gaithersburg, Maryland

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (Ts3fP)

304
In the future, every woman will have been raped by Judge Kavanaugh for fifteen minutes.


Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (v7RTS)


You aren't really a woman until you've been raped by Judge Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (TAmPV)

305 How does banging a weather guy advance your career or whatever you're trying to advance

Posted by: NCKate
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Well, there's a 50% chance of advancing this week but for Saturday there is a 20 % chance.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (9rIkM)

306 She does this trick picking up the Solo cup.

Eons ago, back in the early 80s, I went on a temporary duty assignment to Clark Air Bass in the Philippines. In the seedier parts of town, there were strip joints where one of the primo acts was one of the girls picking up a stack of peso coins with her hoo ha and then returning it a coin at a time.
This chick would probably have fit right in.

Posted by: Antisocialist at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (2shuf)

307 This looks really bad for Kavanaugh. He should withdraw.
Posted by: The Morning Dolt at October 02, 2018 05:31 PM (c2pSQ)

heh.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (wMHPW)

308 Solo: a Supreme Court Story

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (q177U)

309 292 Posted by: Chevy Chase at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (TsI6n)


I saw Fucksaw and Penis open for Peaches and Herb at the Capitol Theatre in '80.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (/9p9e)

310 Clarence Thomas only had one lying accuser,the left has upped their game(and their crazy) since than.

Law of diminishing returns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

311 308 Solo: a Supreme Court Story
Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (q177U)


If Han Solo married S.E. Cupp...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (/9p9e)

312 >>In the future, every woman will have been raped by Judge Kavanaugh for fifteen minutes.


The sad thing is I think I used that joke 3 weeks ago, now!

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (TsI6n)

313 Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (W+vEI)

Enough

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (7oPmA)

314 Sometimes I come to this site and read a few lines and want to back away slowly, and go somewhere normal, but then I would never know about the clown bus that just crashed into a school filled with blind children.

The only way an analogy can get worse is if they clone Joe Biden and turned him loose in the National Girl Scout Brownie Jamboree.

Posted by: Picric at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (nonGu)

315 Nobody asked me.

Posted by: Francis the Mule at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (TUU1F)

316
Clarence Thomas only had one lying accuser,the left has upped their game(and their crazy) since than.


Brett Kavanaugh looks pleadingly at Thomas and sighs, "Hold my beer, Clarence."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (ptqGC)

317 Doesn't basta mean shut up?

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (7PLM4)

318 The left is now blaming the negative buzz about The Last Jedi on,get this,Russia

==========
See there is literally nothing they won't do to avoid facing reality.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (k1Xtg)

319 WTF does it even mean?

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It's a loaded word. It means basically: "Shut up, we're done here, I'm right and you're wrong, so enough already."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

320
Needs more Kaboom!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (pNxlR)

321 In the future, every woman will have been raped by Judge Kavanaugh for fifteen minutes.

=======

the hottest new fashion accessory for ad (white) old (white) boomer (white) women with (white) short/medium hair, (white) think-piece glasses, and a glass of (white) chardonnay with ice is the fake rape recollection. More so than (white)chunky shoulder pads and (white) ill-fitting yoga pants.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (Ejm4y)

322

"A New Hope Solo Cupp..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (/9p9e)

323 I refuse to do geometry in this environment.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (dPd5y)

324 After Brennan the Senate likes having their servers gang-banged.

Posted by: DaveA at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (FhXTo)

325 In the seedier parts of town, there were strip
joints where one of the primo acts was one of the girls picking up a
stack of peso coins with her hoo ha and then returning it a coin at a
time.

This chick would probably have fit right in.



Posted by: Antisocialist at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (2shuf)

Wow.

That beats the ping pong ball trick big time.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (8iiMU)

326 Judge, are you familiar with universal hot crazy matrix?
Posted by: Skeptical looking Savannah Guthrie at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM (6HWvp)


I laughed so much at that I cried. Should defintely be seen before YouTube pulls it in an Orwrellian move.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (uSkUN)

327 "Its not easy to admit your princess has become a crazy slut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (39g3+) "

Sorry Mario, but your crazy slut is in another indictment.

Posted by: Toad (I'm not Trump's dick, damnit!) at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (oZ6kz)

328 317 Doesn't basta mean shut up?
Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:42 PM (7PLM4)


Eat means "enough." Italian for "day-ay-nu."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (/9p9e)

329 The left is now blaming the negative buzz about The Last Jedi on,get this,Russia


They're truly achieving Peak Insanity. With a little effort, we should be able to push them over the brink.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (oVJmc)

330 I saw Fucksaw and Penis open for Peaches and Herb at the Capitol Theatre in '80.

And here I thought Fucksaw and Penis was a new Ben Jerry's flavor.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (TUU1F)

331 The only way an analogy can get worse is if they clone Joe Biden and turned him loose in the National Girl Scout Brownie Jamboree.
==============

*golf clap*

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (PGEPc)

332 I might be the only Woman Kavanaugh didn't even glance at.

I feel sad.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (dPd5y)

333 How does banging a weather guy advance your career or whatever you're trying to advance



Posted by: NCKate
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Well, there's a 50% chance of advancing this week but for Saturday there is a 20 % chance.


Posted by: Tonypete at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM


Yeah, but they never deliver on the 8" they promise in the winter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (p+Wdc)

334 I don't see the attraction in group sex. I think I'd feel dumb, ugly, and not particularly any good at what I was doing, like I was on stage auditioning for something I didn't really know very well. But with everyone else naked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (39g3+)

335 Lizzy, "basta" is an Italian word meaning "enough."

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (U5tDi)

336 We're on an asymptote. Just when you think we're already at plaid, we find out nope, we just got a little closer.

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:40 PM


On the other side of the plaid singularity lies ... Red Sox fandom.

Posted by: @JRandomCommentator at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (gWiKh)

337
It means ENOUGH.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (SlZiq)

338 306

You have her number?

Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Esq. at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (Roy2Z)

339 where did she go to high school ?..just asking...

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (bUjCl)



Gaithersburg High School in Gaithersburg, Maryland

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (Ts3fP)


Maryland Is For Crabs

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (QLvwG)

340 >>In the seedier parts of town, there were strip
joints where one of the primo acts was one of the girls picking up a stack of peso coins with her hoo ha and then returning it a coin at a time.



Pro Tip: Don't set your beer down anywhere near the stage.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (TsI6n)

341 Doesn't basta mean shut up?


"enough"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (fuK7c)

342 A bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.

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oh my. This was not part of white Henry Deaver's timeline in Castle Rock, I tell you what.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (Ejm4y)

343

Spanish, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (SlZiq)

344 Ice Man will replace the drapes in his supreme court suite with Bud Light beach towels.

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (q177U)

345 330 I saw Fucksaw and Penis open for Peaches and Herb at the Capitol Theatre in '80.

And here I thought Fucksaw and Penis was a new Ben Jerry's flavor.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (TUU1F)


"Peaches and Herb. Hmm..."

- - Ben and Commie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (/9p9e)

346 Stormy Daniels just called and said Swetnick is too skanky for her to share a lawyer with.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (dMvl+)

347 He seems to have had a lot of energy.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Posted by: Antisocialist at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (2shuf)

348 The left is now blaming the negative buzz about The Last Jedi on,get this,Russia

Yeah I saw that. Its to the point of self parody now. Mad Magazine went out of business just in time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (39g3+)

349 The only way an analogy can get worse is if they
clone Joe Biden and turned him loose in the National Girl Scout Brownie
Jamboree.

Posted by: Picric


Perhaps if Joe were wearing a pair of pants from the Book Thread?

Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (T6t7i)

350 Eat means "enough." Italian for "day-ay-nu."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (/9p9e)


"Mah-speek", really.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (VE0m1)

351 And yes, Feinstein actually had the gall to whine about what a circus this nomination has been--- despite she being the one who created this clusterf#ck!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 05:39 PM (W+vEI)

I wish I could photoshop.

Feinstein as the ring master or even grosser, as the geriatric trapeze artist.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (wMHPW)

352 339 Maryland Is For Crabs
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (QLvwG)


"...find a fag who likes seafood."

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (/9p9e)

353 346 Stormy Daniels just called and said Swetnick is too skanky for her to share a lawyer with.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (dMvl+)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (v7RTS)

354 First impression was, "Hooker."

Posted by: davidt at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (RCsoR)

355 I don't see the attraction in group sex. I think I'd feel dumb, ugly, and not particularly any good at what I was doing, like I was on stage auditioning for something I didn't really know very well. But with everyone else naked.

===

to be fair, that's why only the rich, the connected, the pretty, and the athletes do it.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (Ejm4y)

356 Okay I think we had Basta explanations.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (7oPmA)

357 Kavanaugh was the person behind Rickrolling.

He has screwed over almost all internet users.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (uSkUN)

358 That clown "joke" seems awfully specific. Just saying.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (hyuyC)

359 Gaithersburg High School in Gaithersburg, Maryland

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (Ts3fP)


Maryland Is For Crabs
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (QLvwG)

I see where this is going

Posted by: Beach Friends at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (bUjCl)

360 I donno about you guys but the idea of sharing with several other guys has limited (zero) appeal to me. Implies homosexuality. Also perversion and a complete lack of any morality.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (iGewq)

361
If Archie Bunker was a Mexican, instead of telling Edith to "dummy up" or "stifle yourself," he'd say "Basta, dingbat!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (SlZiq)

362 >> Enough
>>It's a loaded word. It means basically: "Shut up, we're done here, I'm right and you're wrong, so enough already."




Thanks
*eye roll at Avenatti for doing the equivalent of an angry mic drop on twitter all the dang time*

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (W+vEI)

363 The New York Times said on Tuesday that it should not have allowed a staff writer who had tweeted negatively about Brett Kavanaugh, President Trump's nominee for the Supreme Court, to report on the judge for a story published Monday.

Emily Bazelon, who is a staff writer for The New York Times Magazine and a fellow at Yale Law School, co-authored a story published on Monday about a bar fight in 1985 during which Kavanaugh was accused of throwing ice at another customer. The Times' story was based on a police report about the incident.

Believe it or not CNN reporting this...

http://tinyurl.com/y6vs62zx

Further down in the article it says the NYT stands by the article but says they should have had someone else write it.

Ummmm...WTF?

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (cF8AT)

364 346 Stormy Daniels just called and said Swetnick is too skanky for her to share a lawyer with.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 02, 2018 05:44 PM (dMvl+)


Sloppy minutes... of the meeting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (/9p9e)

365 I don't see the attraction in group sex. I think I'd feel dumb, ugly, and not particularly any good at what I was doing, like I was on stage auditioning for something I didn't really know very well. But with everyone else naked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (39g3+)

A guy I used to work with talked his wife into a threeway with another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (7PLM4)

366 In the seedier parts of town, there were strip
joints where one of the primo acts was one of the girls picking up a stack of peso coins with her hoo ha and then returning it a coin at a time.


Honestly I'm surprised bankers don't wear those surgical gloves. You turn a black light on a stack of money and its going to light up like a Christmas tree

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (39g3+)

367 I saw Ronan Farrow open for the Pedo Stepdads behind Penn Station in '89

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (tKF1g)

368 She seems nice, do any of you guys have her number?

Posted by: An Observation at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (+tXNZ)

369 He said "on this floor, this week". Could be earlier than Friday.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 05:41 PM (fuK7c)

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I'm hoping he starts the procedural votes by tomorrow so they can do the 30 hours of debate by Friday. Then, final confirmation vote Friday/Saturday.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (I16G8)

370 >>I don't see the attraction in group sex.


That's too bad.

Posted by: Swedish Bikini Team at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (TsI6n)

371 Yeah, but they never deliver on the 8" they promise in the winter.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (p+Wdc)

There's shrinkage when it gets cold.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (v7RTS)

372 I might be the only Woman Kavanaugh didn't even glance at.

I feel sad.
Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (dPd5y)
---------

Don't be sad, willow. I grew up in the same general area around the same general time and he never glanced at me either.

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (U5tDi)

373 The left is now blaming the negative buzz about The Last Jedi on,get this,Russia

Was Russia on the writing staff?

Actually, that makes sense. Who else would have written a scene with Luke Skywalker milking a giant walrus-thing with tough looking nipples?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (9qZ3S)

374 Swetnick says she'll blow any Senator who'll give her car fare home.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (oVJmc)

375 Lie Down With Us And... Oh, Just Go See A Doctor

Posted by: Democrats 2018! at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (lK7fO)

376 Dear Penthouse, Here I am a 350 Ball of manly meat, and and this thing happened to me.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (dPd5y)


lol. Funny shit. Although, I have seen stranger. yeah, go figure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (9Om/r)

377 I dunno. Shouldn't CNN do a story on Sotomayor and Kagan's high school and college drinking a sexapades for comparison?

Ok maybe not the latter one, but you get my point.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (WYtxl)

378 Welp, we've gone full flaming clown boners.

Celebs latest get out the vote angle is, get this: "Slide it in, for that first time."

Over at Newsbusters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

379 363 Further down in the article it says the NYT stands by the article but says they should have had someone else write it.

Ummmm...WTF?
Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (cF8AT)


"Jeez, what the hell?!"

- - Marc Lamont Hill (to die on)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (/9p9e)

380 A guy I used to work with talked his wife into a threeway with another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.

There's just no way inviting someone else into your marriage bed ends well.

If its two dudes its just a train anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (39g3+)

381 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

For the dems when Satan closes both front doors he opens a window.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (wJMQv)

382 We're on an asymptote. Just when you think we're already at plaid, we find out nope, we just got a little closer.

At last, an opportunity to show off. This is not an asymptote, it's an inverse Lennard-Jones potential. Very steeply downhill.

Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (T6t7i)

383 >>Her gyno had to add an extra digit to the odometer on her cooter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hours meter.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (r9UYA)

384 A bar in 1993...Bombay Bicycle Club? They actually had a group sex area...or it may have been a karaoke bar. Honestly can't remember.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (hqZPQ)

385 A guy I used to work with talked his wife into a threeway with another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.
Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (7PLM4)


Was his name Ross Gellar?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (uSkUN)

386 378 Welp, we've gone full flaming clown boners.

Celebs latest get out the vote angle is, get this: "Slide it in, for that first time."

Over at Newsbusters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)


Dear Lord, that shit again? I recall vomiting over the Lena Dunham ad about the first time with Barack Obama.

I may vomit now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (/9p9e)

387 >>and a weekly segment on gardening . . .

Uh oh.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

388 to be fair, that's why only the rich, the connected, the pretty, and the athletes do it.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:45 PM (Ejm4y)


I bet the same crowd that goes to topless beaches (i.e. the people you REALLY don't want to see topless) are the ones having group sex.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (wMHPW)

389 A guy I used to work with talked his wife into a threeway with another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.
Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (7PLM4)

I have a feeling he never really 'talked her into it' . IYKWIM

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (7oPmA)

390 I don't know if I think Farrow has got too much to work with. The Kavanaugh circus has been out there for two or three weeks at this point, and it looks like there may be charges filed for false statements against some of these aholes.

Ronan kind of tripped over his dick with the first report he did.

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (7Z5/k)

391 It was quiet at the bar that night...the kind of quiet that seeps into your thoughts and serves to contrast with the traffic noise on the Circle outside the bar. I knew she had walked in even before I looked up into the bar-length mirror. We all knew. Dressed to the nines with a few numbers left over for good measure. She strolled towards me, taking a drink off the bar from an unwitting customer who would have only too eager to give it to her...if the poor sap had even realized she had taken it.
She was trouble, this dame. Trouble with a capital T and we all know that doesn't stand for, well, whatever a T can stand for.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (0tfLf)

392 383 >>Her gyno had to add an extra digit to the odometer on her cooter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Hours meter.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (r9UYA)


Makes Sandra Fluke look like the Church Lady.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (/9p9e)

393 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.



For the dems when Satan closes both front doors he opens a window.


Constitution, how do they work?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

394

The Big Loser Here:

NBC Fake News

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (SlZiq)

395 Thotterdammerung now!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,


This wont help Palp.

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Fox-
Mascot-Adult-Halloween-Costume-One-Size/26982993

They've got a huge box of them at the local Walmart.
SMR is seriously out-numbered.

Posted by: DaveA at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (FhXTo)

396 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

Yeah he did that a while ago. Merkley went from being an amiable but dumb waste of space to a tool for the most crazy extremist left. He's dumber than a bag of Maxine Waters

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (39g3+)

397 What's wrong with a 350 lb. guy?

Just asking for a friend...

Posted by: mpthompson at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (7spqc)

398 What's that line in Psalm 40 about the wicked's shame bouncing back on them?

Posted by: kallisto at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (mogRH)

399 Hours meter.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (r9UYA)

Change fluids and filters every 3 months or 250 hours, whichever comes first.

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (7PLM4)

400
Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.



You're shitting me.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (SlZiq)

401
I might be the only Woman Kavanaugh didn't even glance at.
I feel sad.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:43 PM (dPd5y)


Oh he did you just haven't recovered that memory yet.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (TAmPV)

402 389 A guy I used to work with talked his wife into a threeway with another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.
Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (7PLM4)

I have a feeling he never really 'talked her into it' . IYKWIM
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 02, 2018 05:48 PM (7oPmA)

You worked with Lou Diamond Phillips?

Posted by: Jollyroger at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (7Z5/k)

403 A guy I used to work with talked his wife into a threeway with another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.
Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (7PLM4)

or, OR...she just kicked him out for a chick. the part about a threeway..well, you know...

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (bUjCl)

404 373 The left is now blaming the negative buzz about The Last Jedi on,get this,Russia

Was Russia on the writing staff?

Actually, that makes sense. Who else would have written a scene with Luke Skywalker milking a giant walrus-thing with tough looking nipples?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2018 05:46 PM (9qZ3S)


I remember studying Sergei Eisenstein's "Star Destroyer Potemkin" in film school.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)

405 The Ice Man has promised all of his decisions will be cosponsored by Anheuser-Bush.

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (q177U)

406 Don't be sad, willow. I grew up in the same general area around the same general time and he never glanced at me either.



Posted by: bluebell


Weeelllll....

Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (T6t7i)

407 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.



You're shitting me.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (SlZiq)

hahahaha!

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (wMHPW)

408 There's just no way inviting someone else into your marriage bed ends well.

If its two dudes its just a train anyway.


I dunno, inviting two dudes has always ended well. I need a cigarette just thinking about it.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (lK7fO)

409
What if I weigh only 300 lbs?



https://youtu.be/Zhimf9ji3bc






Posted by: Big Twist and my Mellow Fellows at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (8iiMU)

410 vanya, I knew a guy that did a similar thing, talked his wife into it with a friend of hers, she left them both a couple of weeks later.

eyeroll!

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (dPd5y)

411 At last, an opportunity to show off. This is not an asymptote, it's an inverse Lennard-Jones potential. Very steeply downhill.
Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (T6t7i)
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Well, we could simply it and just say it's a line with a negative slope.

But I was thinking more that we think we've heard it all and it turns out, not really. "All" is not really attainable because it's like trying to count to infinity - you can always add one more.

I said we just divide by zero and call it a day.

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (U5tDi)

412 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

------

*sigh* When Judge Molokai Macadamia obliges him, can the Senate just ignore it? Things have gotten so weird...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (AzW6q)

413 Re: the updated Update...


Note at #160 that Ketterer's LinkedIn page shows him to be insane.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (fuK7c)

414 I think all we're missing now are some NXVIM chicks to cry about how Kavanaugh branded them ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (VE0m1)

415 Simplify, not simply

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (U5tDi)

416 400
Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.



You're shitting me.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (SlZiq)


Laughable were it not for Judge Molokai Zulu as Kono..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (/9p9e)

417 >>>Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (q177U)

418 Imagine a moron orgy? It would be like a cat rodeo with pizza and peach daiquiris.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (WYtxl)

419 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.



You're shitting me.
=========
Did you think they were going to hold back?

Seriously. There is a reason why Judge K and his family have been constantly on the move for the last two weeks.

A funny as flaming clown boners are, this is a real serious time.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (k1Xtg)

420 You're shitting me.

Not just any Federal court, simpletons, but the Big Kahuna Court. The Real Deal.

Posted by: The Hawaiian Judge at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (lK7fO)

421 I said we just divide by zero and call it a day.
Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (U5tDi)

WHOA, STOP!!! Just put the zero down and back away slowly.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (v7RTS)

422 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.


You're shitting me.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (SlZiq)

People need to understand that the "D" isn't for Democrat, it's for Disqualifed.

Posted by: Roy at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (ABjxW)

423 I think we are nearing "Dem Senators set hair on fire to stop floor vote" phase of the confirmation process.

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (bUjCl)

424 What's wrong with a 350 lb. guy?



Just asking for a friend...

Posted by: mpthompson at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (7spqc)


Nothing at all. It's like a 2-for-1 deal.

Posted by: Two 175lb guys at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (QLvwG)

425 Merkley's attempt is because the Dems didn't get all the documents they demanded. How exactly he plans on convincing a judge that this is in any way illegal or constitutionally questionable is a matter for his publicist to announce, because that's all this is. PR.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (39g3+)

426 405 The Ice Man has promised all of his decisions will be cosponsored by Anheuser-Bush.
Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (q177U)


SCOTUS will sell naming rights to all its decisions.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (/9p9e)

427 I bet the same crowd that goes to topless beaches (i.e. the people you REALLY don't want to see topless) are the ones having group sex.
Posted by: LASue

=====


you are very smart. I suspect there's a U-shape horseshoe curve.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (Ejm4y)

428
Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

OH GREAT AND POWERFUL HAWAIIAN JUDGE SAVE US.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (TAmPV)

429 400


Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.







You're shitting me.





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 02, 2018 05:49 PM (SlZiq)


The stupid, it burns.
More of those death throes I mentioned earlier.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (8iiMU)

430 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

For the dems when Satan closes both front doors he opens a window.
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (wJMQv)

-------------

How unfortunate for them that the Federal judiciary has no jurisdiction here. The Senate makes their own rules.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (I16G8)

431 A guy I used to work with talked his wife into a threeway with
another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.




I have seen that 3 times in my life. THREE. Twice to the same dude. I was like wtf man, the first time didn't teach you anything????

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (9Om/r)

432 >>>Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

LMAO!!!
Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (q177U)

You won't be laughing for long...

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (LC8hC)

433 he dumpster just so implicit in this whole political psychodrama that it does not need mentioning,

The cleanup crew brings their own like all professionals.
They have a special grabber for those red noses.

Posted by: DaveA at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (FhXTo)

434 421 I said we just divide by zero and call it a day.
Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (U5tDi)

WHOA, STOP!!! Just put the zero down and back away slowly.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (v7RTS)

Let's all be reasonable here, bluebell.

Posted by: Roy at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (ABjxW)

435 418 Imagine a moron orgy? It would be like a cat rodeo with pizza and peach daiquiris.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (WYtxl)


Elbows and FUPAs flying all over.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (/9p9e)

436 What's wrong with a 350 lb. guy?

----

considering you lose about an inch of length for every 20lbs overweight...

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (Ejm4y)

437 >> Merkley's attempt is

shallow and pedantic. Like Lois' meatloaf.

Posted by: Peter Griffin at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (TsI6n)

438 Yeah, I dont want to see some dudes hairy leg during business time. Fuck that.

Posted by: tooltip at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (lutzR)

439 238


A dude who weighs 350# has about three inches of 'fat pad' over his genitals. Makes for low penetration an*l.



Just trying veinly to raise the level of discourse in this thread.

Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at October 02, 2018 05:35 PM (URwyc)

Thread Winner! btw, I saw Porcupine* Julie play at The Ace Of Spades in East St. Louis, IL in 1993.
*Why porcupine, because if she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Posted by: Dr Richard Punch at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (LLUXC)

440 >>Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.



And THAT is why they are so dang desperate to stop Kavanaugh: they use the court to impose their will where they have not Constitutional authority to do so.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (W+vEI)

441 It is starting to feel like everyone in any position of power or even
tangential influence on the left is having spooky, drunken, deviant sex.
I know it probably isn't true, but I am happy to promote that idea if
it is bad for the left.

THAT is why the GOP-e want to go to their parties.

Posted by: Paladin at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (eDfsS)

442 Imagine a moron orgy? It would be like a cat rodeo with pizza and peach daiquiris.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (WYtxl)


And clowns. Lots of clowns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

443 Avenatti sure knows how to pick 'em.

Can't wait for any political campaign he endorses, manages, or enters. Nuclear blast zones would be safer.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (6eEQ+)

444 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

==-=

oh sounds serious, I hope...bwah bwah hahahha

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (Ejm4y)

445 Regarding NYT, NBC et all I keep thinking of the phrase "actual malice."

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (953wK)

446 (checks calendar).

Nope. Not April 1st.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (YqDXo)

447 Let's all be reasonable here, bluebell.

Posted by: Roy


Are you saying she has an assault zero?

Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (T6t7i)

448 Ok you have succeeded in disgusting me. Bastards.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (WYtxl)

449 I've been to bars in Olongapo, PI in the '70's and never felt as dirty as I did after reading that letter.

Posted by: Archer at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (gmo/4)

450 Merkley sez his ability to advise and consent was obstructed (there's that word again) by the non-release of the Bush-era Kavanaugh papers.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (wJMQv)

451 I dunno, inviting two dudes has always ended well. I need a cigarette just thinking about it.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (lK7fO)
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I know that's right, Girlfriend!!

Posted by: Shep! at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (//voU)

452 63 Even the tomato with the worms growing out of it is grossed out by Swetnick.

(I assume I am not the only one seeing the tomato ad.)
Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 05:17 PM (wJMQv)

nope. eeeeeew

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 02, 2018 05:54 PM (d7Ww2)

453 I bet the same crowd that goes to topless beaches (i.e. the people you REALLY don't want to see topless) are the ones having group sex.
Posted by: LASue

Had ANOTHER coworker (I'm a commercial diver, this job attracts nutcases) who was into going into those Hedonism resorts with his wife. He's average at best; she literally looked like a pig.

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:55 PM (7PLM4)

454 talked his wife into a threeway with
another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.


If sex is your be-all and end-all, well, yes it is.

Posted by: t-bird at October 02, 2018 05:55 PM (OiC69)

455 #BelieveAllBipolar

Posted by: kallisto at October 02, 2018 05:55 PM (mogRH)

456 Let's all be reasonable here, bluebell.
Posted by: Roy at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (ABjxW)
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No, no, I'm too old to learn new things.

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 05:55 PM (U5tDi)

457 Top Ten Signs A Clown Might Have Gone Bad

10. Big red floppy boots only partially hide electronic tracking-bracelet on ankle

9. His big "Fun-Time Happy-Land Activity" at children's parties is a game he calls "Wash My Dirty Feet"

8. His "clown make-up" just looks suspiciously like White-Supremacist prison tattoos

7. Says he can't bring his famous puppets, as they're currently being examined by the police for hair and fiber evidence

6. An hour of his "show" consists of him reading the racing forms

5. While making balloon animals, repeatedly makes inappropriate
references to "the so-called Holocaust"

4. Says that Pin the Tail on the Donkey is no longer part of his act, "just to conform with the court order"

3. Every time you leave the room, you hear him trying to sell your children some "sweet" Utah real estate

2. Says he'd prefer to be paid in cash, and/or "weed"

... and the number one sign a clown might have gone bad...

1. Is mentioned in Washintonienne's sex diary under the alias "Funnybone"

Posted by: Found in the sidebar at October 02, 2018 05:55 PM (fRgt5)

458 there was a vanity fair(?) article fairly recently about Silicon Valley orgies.
Hot girls have to put out to get hired by their dream companies.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 02, 2018 05:55 PM (dMvl+)

459 According to Mrs. Bubba Clinton, y'all are "hard core", among other things.

Posted by: Moron News Service at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM (gWiKh)

460 >>423
I think we are nearing "Dem Senators set hair on fire to stop floor vote" phase of the confirmation process.

Posted by: runner

I wouldn't mind seeing another old relic sit-in.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM (r9UYA)

461 "Any of you legal beagles on the blog know if there is some sort of criminal or civil liability for her's and CPL's actions?"

Yes, but you need a DOJ for that.

Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM (w7KSn)

462 Clowns that pose for cereal boxes with alcohol breath? I'm telling you, there is something a little off about each of Judge Kavanaugh's accusers. They're all fucking nuts! And I say this knowing that I'm no paragon of mental health.
I went to college in the late seventies and early eighties. The partying and sex was pretty wild regardless of your gender.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM (v1udk)

463 I love archive.org for so many reasons non-political.

I wonder how long until leftists scrub servers at their server farms.

Posted by: 13times at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM (K3B2k)

464 442
Imagine a moron orgy? It would be like a cat rodeo with pizza and peach daiquiris.


Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (WYtxl)

And clowns. Lots of clowns.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

And then someone puts carrots in the chili.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM (8iiMU)

465 Top Ten Signs A Clown Might Have Gone Bad
=========
Yeah, that's quality.

Posted by: simplemind at October 02, 2018 05:57 PM (tRCcN)

466 What. A. Stupid. Time. To. Be. Alive.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 02, 2018 05:57 PM (1T8y6)

467 How unfortunate for them that the Federal judiciary has no jurisdiction here. The Senate makes their own rules.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (I16G

Seems a fucking SENATOR would know that.

Posted by: golfman at October 02, 2018 05:57 PM (rhXTS)

468 "Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh. "

Muffin Merkley? Or was that Merkin Muffley?


Posted by: Toad-O at October 02, 2018 05:57 PM (cct0t)

469 I know it probably isn't true,

You may be projecting. One of the few times we're guilty of it.

Posted by: t-bird at October 02, 2018 05:57 PM (NpvYf)

470 Damn, I may have to pull out my grammar book!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 02, 2018 05:57 PM (v1udk)

471 Imagine a moron orgy? It would be like a cat rodeo with pizza and peach daiquiris.



Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (WYtxl)

And clowns. Lots of clowns.







Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

And then someone puts carrots in the chili.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM

---

Don't forget the spaghetti!

Posted by: Sky Line Chili at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (JUOKG)

472 According to Mrs. Bubba Clinton, y'all are "hard core", among other things.
=====

Hard core? Like Bill's porn collection?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (//voU)

473 we have to remember to always apply the gillebrand standard to every dem.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (MTjB1)

474 You know what would be funny as fuck?

If McConnell posts a public sign up sheet for reviewing the FBI report--and a condition of signing up is to promise that they are undecided and willing to vote "yes" on Kauvanaugh.

Then lock all the Democrats in the room and go hold the vote

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (TN1P5)

475 some sort of criminal or civil liability for her's and CPL's actions?

-------

It depends how many powerful Democrats are sponsoring them. If they're flying solo on this thing, then yes.

If this is a Party-approved action, then no.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (AzW6q)

476 Imagine a moron orgy? It would be like a cat rodeo with pizza and peach daiquiris.



Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (WYtxl)

Lets have a moron orgy, with chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and drugs, and hookers, and booze, and....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (9Om/r)

477 423
I think we are nearing "Dem Senators set hair on fire to stop floor vote" phase of the confirmation process.

Posted by: runner

I'd say I'm waiting for a #BelieveAllWomen type to light herself on fire, but that would never happen. What's the point in virtue signalling if you're not around for the kudos afterwards?

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (7PLM4)

478 I couldn't make, "There was clown semen in my coffee," fit, had to shorten it.

Posted by: Carly Simon at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (RCsoR)

479 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.



For the dems when Satan closes both front doors he opens a window.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (wJMQv)

Hew can't file an injunction... he can file a request for an injunction but he will be laughed out of court. The Senate is exercising their plenary powers and, even if they weren't, "I am in the minority so the vote is not going to go the way I want" is not a particularly compelling reason for the court to intervene.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (FTXAT)

480 *He not Hew

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 02, 2018 05:59 PM (FTXAT)

481 When he said she had a penchant for group sex I started snickering thinking of the Austin Powers movie where Dr Evil was describing someone and said they had " a penchant for buggery".

Posted by: keena at October 02, 2018 05:59 PM (RiTnx)

482 How unfortunate for them that the Federal judiciary has no jurisdiction here. The Senate makes their own rules.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (I16G

Yeah, about that...

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #7 at October 02, 2018 05:59 PM (Izzlo)

483 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

And RANDOM HAWAIIAN JUDGE FOR THE WIN!!!

All kidding aside...no, that is not how this works.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 02, 2018 05:59 PM (1T8y6)

484 "Depression, especially after an inarguably depressing event, like the death of a wife and later a father, isn't much of a knock on one's credibility. But there you go."

Doesn't matter. She's been accursed, so now Julie needs to disprove it.



Posted by: blindside1973 at October 02, 2018 05:59 PM (u+jfM)

485 Can someone explain some things to me..


Who in the fuck allowed Alex Trebek to moderate the only debate for Governor in PA....


And...


How in the fuck is the GOP candidate down by 22 points?

Posted by: Kreplach at October 02, 2018 05:59 PM (kT3/m)

486 lol, hillary, back in little rock, vince and web referred to her as the engine that could.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 02, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)

487 A dude who weighs 350# has about three inches of 'fat pad' over his genitals.



So I still hit it with 8".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 02, 2018 06:00 PM (HDCbD)

488
Isn't Julie a good sport!

Whip out those little dicks boys, here we go! GANGBANG!

Posted by: Yersinious Pestiferous at October 02, 2018 06:00 PM (aowex)

489 >>>It's a new specialty in case law, representing gang bang whores who get into politics.

I need to be admitted pro hac vice.

Posted by: wooga at October 02, 2018 06:00 PM (syw9U)

490 Imagine a moron orgy? It would be like a cat rodeo with pizza and peach daiquiris.



Posted by: Marcus T at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (WYtxl)

And clowns. Lots of clowns.







Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 02, 2018 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

And then someone puts carrots in the chili.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM

---

Don't forget the spaghetti!
Posted by: Sky Line Chili at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (JUOKG)

Kaboom. Duh.

Posted by: golfman at October 02, 2018 06:00 PM (rhXTS)

491 The Dems have screwed over Kav so much, they can't have him on the Supreme Court. They can't risk it. So I imagine they will pull out every stop to delay this...completely stop it. Get Kav to withdraw.

I wonder if Clarence Thomas thinks Kavanaugh is taking more hits than he did.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 06:00 PM (uSkUN)

492 {{{whistle...whistling}}} Here Mueller, here mueller mueller, look, a bone! Go get it!

That's it Mueller boy, go fetch that bone.
Good boy.

Posted by: Dem Overlord and Master at October 02, 2018 06:00 PM (Xrson)

493 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.



For the dems when Satan closes both front doors he opens a window.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 05:47 PM (wJMQv)

Good - let the judge grant it so the Senate can justifiably impeach that judge (or judges).

Posted by: blindside1973 at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (u+jfM)

494 >>Lets have a moron orgy, with chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and drugs, and hookers, and booze, and...

I get the chicks, guns, drugs, hookers and booze.

What's up with the fire trucks?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

495 What was that 90-10 rule - in college 90% of the men are served by 10% of the women?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (1g7ch)

496 This is all getting so ludicrous, I'm expecting Feinstein to pull a Blazing Saddles where she pulls a gun on herself on the Senate Floor, puts the barrel to her forehead and says, "Cancel the vote on Kavanaugh or the old broad gets it."
I can already hear Schumer, "Stand back fellas! She's serious!"

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (t41dG)

497 431 A guy I used to work with talked his wife into a threeway with
another woman. Few months later, wifey kicks him... For the other chick.




I have seen that 3 times in my life. THREE. Twice to the same dude. I was like wtf man, the first time didn't teach you anything????
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (9Om/r)



That's why you only try it with twins.

Posted by: buzzion at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (zRwJ/)

498 I'd say I'm waiting for a #BelieveAllWomen type to light herself on fire, but that would never happen. What's the point in virtue signalling if you're not around for the kudos afterwards?
Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (7PLM4)

Those nutters, they may set some innocent person on fire first.

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (bUjCl)

499 I would utterly reject the possibility of a Hawaiian Judge ruling that the Senate has to delay, but... they told the president he doesn't have full unlimited constitutional authority over immigration despite the law clearly saying that.

For these guys, the law is what the judge says it is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (39g3+)

500 He said "on this floor, this week".
.
I'll be there!!

Posted by: Julie Swetnick at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (S4rpa)

501 How unfortunate for them that the Federal judiciary has no jurisdiction here. The Senate makes their own rules.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (I16G

Seems a fucking SENATOR would know that.
Posted by: golfman at October 02, 2018 05:57 PM (rhXTS)

------------

With Senate members as intelligent as Patty Murray and Masie Hirono, I have no trouble believing they don't know the basics of how their Chamber works.

As someone else said, this is why they are all in against Kav. They are used to running to Court to get what they can't via the legislative process and laws on the books.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (I16G8)

502 You think the RINO senators won't use the excuse of a lefty judge's injunction to vote no? Since when has the law or Senate rules mattered to the dems and their RINO puppets?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (wJMQv)

503 Lets have a moron orgy, with chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and drugs, and hookers, and booze, and....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (9Om/r)

This is how I want to die.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 06:02 PM (v7RTS)

504 "... a Washington, D.C., bar near Wisconsin Circle" was the first sign this was bullshit. I grew up in DC and, while I haven't lived there in nearly 30 years, I've never heard of any "Wisconsin Circle."

Posted by: Bonez at October 02, 2018 06:02 PM (Qp/7k)

505 Soooo, has anyone asked how this Swetnick chick has a security clearance?

I mean wasn't that part of the opening salvo when Avenatti introduced her? She's really credible because she's had a clearance for a while?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2018 06:02 PM (9qZ3S)

506 'What's up with the fire trucks?'

Everything is more fun with fire trucks.

Posted by: freaked at October 02, 2018 06:02 PM (UdKB7)

507 Just to lighten the mood...

https://bit.ly/2bgfH3X

Posted by: golfman at October 02, 2018 06:02 PM (rhXTS)

508 I wonder if Clarence Thomas thinks Kavanaugh is taking more hits than he did.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 06:00 PM (uSkUN)



Ha! If we had hit Thomas with all this the public would have put us in chains.

Posted by: Dem Overlord and Master at October 02, 2018 06:02 PM (Xrson)

509 [iWith Senate members as intelligent as Patty Murray and Masie Hirono, I
have no trouble believing they don't know the basics of how their
Chamber works.

I have no trouble believing they have to have respiration, digestion, and bowel movements explained to them.

Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (T6t7i)

510 not sure why a guy would want to share his wife, or even his girlfriend.


using some other guys wife is fine. even then what the hell do you want another set of junk bouncing around within range of you for?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (MTjB1)

511 I find Ketterer's accusations to be 'credible.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

512 Cocaine Mitch will get it done next week. If not sooner. Flake can flake all he wants. Mitch will not bring this to the floor unless he has the votes.

Question is, how much money will it cost the R's.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (iiixZ)

513 What's up with the fire trucks?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

Best way to get the most hose on site.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (v7RTS)

514 "Any of you legal beagles on the blog know if there is some sort of criminal or civil liability for her's and CPL's actions?"

Yes, but you need a DOJ for that.
Posted by: navybrat, stays off BART trains at October 02, 2018 05:56 PM (w7KSn)

and an American Bar Association that is interested in ethics of it's members instead of the president of it getting invited to the best parties in Georgetown.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (wAWL+)

515 Random guy writes about 1993, WaPo immediately does an oppo research dump on him. But even they didn't come up with this sexual assault nonsense in nearly 2 years of knowing Kav could be a nominee.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (dNzKv)

516 Okay so NY Slimes are preparing a bomb shell story on how Kav organizes the beach week party... So? Did he say he didn't go? Did Ford say that was a place she was at when he was? What's the fucking point?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (O2RFr)

517 Any woman willing to allow another person, man or woman, to share the marriage bed isn't wife-material. She's crazy.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (wCmLp)

518
Looks like a Friday vote. I guess the fbi report coming out today was fake news though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (r+sAi)

519 With Senate members as intelligent as Patty Murray and Masie Hirono, I have no trouble believing they don't know the basics of how their Chamber works.

As someone else said, this is why they are all in against Kav. They are used to running to Court to get what they can't via the legislative process and laws on the books.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (I16G

You forgot Susan Collins and the Gillibrand ho.

Posted by: golfman at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (rhXTS)

520 while I have never met him and have no clue who he is, I believe him because he is telling the truth.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (MTjB1)

521 >>Sen. Merkley D-OR

Looks like my Senator Jay Inslee(Insane-WA) Protruding forehead with a hint of Cro-Magnon features. Both dumb as a box of rocks.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (r9UYA)

522 >>What's up with the fire trucks?


You ever see an Ewok rut?

Only way to get them off the hump is with a firehose.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (TsI6n)

523 Good - let the judge grant it so the Senate can justifiably impeach that judge (or judges).

They have impeached and convicted a judge as recently as 2010, but its always over corruption charges: taking bribes, perjury, bribery etc. Its never over "blatant overstepping power and abuse of authority to violate the constitution."

https://www.fjc.gov/history/judges/impeachments-federal-judges

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (39g3+)

524 "... a Washington, D.C., bar near Wisconsin Circle" was the first sign
this was bullshit. I grew up in DC and, while I haven't lived there in
nearly 30 years, I've never heard of any "Wisconsin Circle."


It's in Chevy Chase, MD.

Posted by: pep at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (T6t7i)

525 That's why you only try it with twins.
Posted by: buzzion at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (zRwJ/)



Which I don't get bcz...incest. I mean...ewwww.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (uSkUN)

526 How in the fuck is the GOP candidate down by 22 points?

Saw a big billboard along a highway this weekend. 33, maybe, or 22? Anyways, "Vote Tom Wolf For A More Socialist PA". I saw Fetternan's name on there in small print but nothing else. Someone having fun?

Posted by: t-bird at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (OiC69)

527 Ha! On Fox just now: Fords team has said they've reached out to the FBI a number of times buy=t they have not gotten back to them.

Who's in the driver's seat now, bitchezzz?!
They thought they could withhold Ford in exchange for their demands.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (W+vEI)

528 I hesitate to add to any discussion of flaming clown boners, but, um, there is no "Wisconsin Circle" in DC.


Only circle I can think of intersecting Wisconsin Ave. would be Tenley Circle, up in AU Park/Cleveland Park/some-other-name-I-forget-area. Been years, but there were a handful of bars not far, mostly below the circle a few blocks.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (QDnY+)

529 After Brett "Kegger Mic" Kavanaugh is seated on the supreme court he shall rule that, "henceforth and forever all final court rulings must have the words, DILLY DILLY added at the end". So shall it be written, so shall it be done.

DILLY DILLY!



Posted by: Archer at October 02, 2018 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

530 Dear Penthouse, Here I am a 350 Ball of manly meat, and and this thing happened to me.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 05:37 PM (dPd5y)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ2UadHc_Qg

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 02, 2018 06:05 PM (iwUO9)

531 Ford is meat.

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 06:05 PM (bUjCl)

532 Wow. You mean to say this swatnick chick might have lied? She seemed so nice. Dang.

Posted by: Eromero at October 02, 2018 06:06 PM (zLDYs)

533 It's a new specialty in case law, representing gang bang whores who get into politics.

I saw that movie - I think Jeff Bridges was the President who wanted the gang bang whore to run as his VP. It was truly awful.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 06:06 PM (VE0m1)

534 and an American Bar Association that is interested in ethics of it's members instead of the president of it getting invited to the best parties in Georgetown.

The ABA has fuckall to do with attorney licensing and discipline. It's a voluntary professional association with no authority.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 06:06 PM (v7RTS)

535 I mean wasn't that part of the opening salvo when Avenatti introduced her? She's really credible because she's had a clearance for a while?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2018 06:02 PM (9qZ3S)

What level? I had a Secret while I was in. I also give you The Artist Formerly Known As Bradley. They give Secret to pretty much everyone who isn't a known criminal or fruit loop.

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 06:06 PM (7PLM4)

536 Had ANOTHER coworker (I'm a commercial diver, this
job attracts nutcases) who was into going into those Hedonism resorts
with his wife. He's average at best; she literally looked like a pig.

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 05:55 PM (7PLM4)


I went to one of those in Jamaica in the late 80's, it was actually called hedonism. I figured it would have far better scenery and parties than some high end resort filled with geriatric thurston howel III types. It was off the frigging charts, what a blast. There were 2 beaches though, one nude, one not. I stayed on the not beach, because at best there was maybe 15 people there and it was like having the place to yourself with your own private bar. It was $700 a person, and included air fair, the hotel, food, ALL your drinks, and even the frigging cigarettes were free. ALL you needed was $8 for some departure tax. What a deal.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 06:06 PM (9Om/r)

537 Chevy Chase? Wisconsin Ave. exits DC at Friendship Heights, and I thought MD community right there is Bethesda, not Chevy Chase. Anyway, many many years living not far from that spot, don't recall ever hearing of a "Wisconsin Circle".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (QDnY+)

538
What's up with the fire trucks?

Someone brought three alarm carrot chili

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (TAmPV)

539 >>>Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

LMAO!!!
Posted by: Max Power at October 02, 2018 05:51 PM (q177U)


Giving somebody the power to veto the selection of their new boss.

I want to see it happen.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (1g7ch)

540 Well, Brett on the court will be swinging all the way to the right I suspect. I hope he does us a favor and ask RBG every day - are you retiring yet? Are you? Are you?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (a0IVu)

541 flake, avanatti 2020

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (MTjB1)

542 During a conversation about our sexual preferences, things go derailed when Julie told me that she liked to have sex with more than one guy at a time. In fact sometimes several at one time. She wanted to know if that would be okay in our relationship.

If she's looking for a husband, she can find many likely suitors in the offices of Weekly Standard and NRO.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (59GGI)

543 Ha! On Fox just now: Fords team has said they've reached out to the FBI a number of times buy=t they have not gotten back to them.

Who's in the driver's seat now, bitchezzz?!
They thought they could withhold Ford in exchange for their demands.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (W+vEI)


It would be fitting if the FBI shows up at her doorstep around midnight PDT and says "okay, you wanted us to talk to you? So, talk."

Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (953wK)

544 The ABA has fuckall to do with attorney licensing and discipline. It's a voluntary professional association with no authority.

And even at that, the president was castigated by the association for releasing his opinion on Kavanaugh on ABA stationary. The news loved that, oh how they loved the statement, until it was revealed to have just been what that dude thought, not the association, which still is fully in support of him as a judge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (39g3+)

545 Misanthropism = Hedonism for Morons

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 06:08 PM (TsI6n)

546

This new learning amazes me! Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be used to prevent conception...

Posted by: Maisie Hairono at October 02, 2018 06:08 PM (aowex)

547 Slut shaming, aids shaming, and mental illness shaming.
This guy is a monster

Posted by: Henry Tudor at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (QkNs4)

548 So the FBI really wrapping up tomorrow?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (a0IVu)

549 Was there a combo time-warp/silliness bubble expansion into our universe that somehow swept us all up in some insane plot that was brewed out of old soap opera writers' brains?

If someone were to pitch this to a TV or movie co. They would be thrown out on their ears with gales of laughter behind them.

Good. Grief.

Will the insanity never end?

It's like midnight tv; all the bad movies and plots you never heard of.

Here I was thinking we're going to have a reenactment of our Civil War only with cool guns and enemies we can really really hate and it turns out someone's decided to do some high school sophomore's fevered dream influenced winter play.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (cW5Gl)

550 Fords team has said they've reached out to the FBI a number of times but they have not gotten back to them.

The FBI says the opposite. I don't trust either of them, but the FBI has to have the edge here on who you believe in an investigation between them and a bunch of lawyers working for the DNC.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (39g3+)

551 Now it has entered a new phase: A bus full of circus clowns crashing into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.

It's old...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (sOONm)

552 How unfortunate for them that the Federal judiciary has no jurisdiction here. The Senate makes their own rules.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 05:52 PM (I16G

Seems a fucking SENATOR would know that.
Posted by: golfman at October 02, 2018 05:57 PM (rhXTS)

------------

With Senate members as intelligent as Patty Murray and Masie Hirono, I have no trouble believing they don't know the basics of how their Chamber works.

As someone else said, this is why they are all in against Kav. They are used to running to Court to get what they can't via the legislative process and laws on the books.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (I16G

Remember, Ted Cruz said he was shocked when he first arrived in DC as a senator and discovered that all the other senators spent 95% of their time raising money for their reelections by going to parties, rallies, giving speeches to special interest groups, fund raising dinners, etc. and 5% of their time on legislative work. The Dems especially are not there to legislate, they are there to block, spend money, and fund raise.

The Dem woman running against my district House Representative this cycle is a former mayor of a very small town. Her platform? Free college and universal health care. Never spoke of either of those as a mayor, but soon as she managed to get into the state house , and then decide she was running for the US House, that was her platform. As it was dictated to her by the DNC.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (wAWL+)

553 I remember studying Sergei Eisenstein's "Star Destroyer Potemkin" in film school.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 02, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)

That got me thinking. I saw Battleship Potemkin, Triumph of the Will and Birth of a Nation in film class. All technically great, groundbreaking cinema but all repressive propaganda as well.

Also Saw The Stuntman in that class. Interesting, often overlooked film.

Posted by: Keith at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (USf3s)

554 Nope. Not April 1st.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Sept.30th was Anti-April Fool's Day

365/2 = 182.5 + April 1st = Sept 30th.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (c07y/)

555 Who's in the driver's seat now, bitchezzz?!
They thought they could withhold Ford in exchange for their demands.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 02, 2018 06:04 PM (W+vEI)

Thanks, but if I want transparent lies and childish behavior I'll talk to my four year old.

Posted by: FBI Guy at October 02, 2018 06:09 PM (7PLM4)

556 Fords team has said they've reached out to the FBI a number of times buy=t they have not gotten back to them.

I'm pretty sure that's not how "An Investigation By The FBI" works.

Posted by: t-bird at October 02, 2018 06:10 PM (OiC69)

557 AOP, cool, fun song too.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 06:10 PM (dPd5y)

558 I saw the Flaming Clown Boners open for the Fiery Blind Children at the Roxy in '96.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 02, 2018 06:10 PM (sOONm)

559 512 Cocaine Mitch will get it done next week. If not sooner. Flake can flake all he wants. Mitch will not bring this to the floor unless he has the votes.

Question is, how much money will it cost the R's.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
___________

The R's are spending like drunken sailors anyway. So what the hell?

The Lovely Lisa Murkowski Highway. The Smilin' Lisa Murkowski Bridge. The Susan Collins Federal Courthouse. The Susan Collins National Historic Site.

The Jeff Flake, uh, Meteor Crater Rest Stop Public Restroom.

Posted by: Furious George at October 02, 2018 06:11 PM (9vQJW)

560 It's old...


Evergreen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 06:11 PM (fuK7c)

561 Posted by: Maisie Hairono at October 02, 2018 06:08 PM (aowex)

Intestines are the usual organs. Tubular and long; just snip off the correct length and you're ready to go.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 02, 2018 06:11 PM (cW5Gl)

562 I went to one of those in Jamaica in the late 80's, it was actually called hedonism. I figured it would have far better scenery and parties than some high end resort filled with geriatric thurston howel III types. It was off the frigging charts, what a blast. There were 2 beaches though, one nude, one not. I stayed on the not beach, because at best there was maybe 15 people there and it was like having the place to yourself with your own private bar. It was $700 a person, and included air fair, the hotel, food, ALL your drinks, and even the frigging cigarettes were free. ALL you needed was $8 for some departure tax. What a deal.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 06:06 PM (9Om/r)

-------------

We had a Sales award trip to Hedonism II in 1990. It was insane. I'm glad I got to go because my manager almost lost her job over that venue choice.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 06:11 PM (I16G8)

563 >>Fords team has said they've reached out to the FBI a number of times buy=t they have not gotten back to them.



have you tried reaching around to them? You just might get a better result.

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 06:11 PM (TsI6n)

564 She wanted the BFG so she could whip him up.

Posted by: Dem Overlord and Master at October 02, 2018 06:11 PM (Xrson)

565 >>It's old...

Can you believe he's giving us used content?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2018 06:11 PM (/tuJf)

566 If she's looking for a husband, she can find many likely suitors in the offices of Weekly Standard and NRO.

AHOY!

Posted by: Cap'n Billy at October 02, 2018 06:12 PM (v1udk)

567 If someone were to pitch this to a TV or movie co. They would be thrown out on their ears with gales of laughter behind them.

NONE of these accusations would get beyond a few hours of people laughing in their faces if the press and Democratic Party were not boosting them with full wattage.

What's that? You got drunk at a party and say two guys took you to a back room, locked the door, and then you got upset because they got handsy? And despite your claim that two bigger, older boys were trying to rape you, you got free and out of a locked door? That's nice, sweety. There's the door.

Oh and you say you were at a party where you got so drunk you couldn't see straight, playing "spin the dildo" and someone waved it or maybe a real wang in your face, then you saw what you thought was a guy zipping up, and that's your complaint? Get out.

And you, you there, you claim that you saw a line of boys at a door at a party and figured that was them literally lining up to rape a girl? Did the door say restroom, sweety? Get out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)

568 Well this is getting even more troubling. If I read this correctly, Kavanaugh assaulted and then raped a bipolar weatherperson at a bar in Dupont Circle. I can't even.

Posted by: Alinsane Camarota, Objective and Unbiased Journalist at October 02, 2018 06:12 PM (XcgmW)

569

Hmmm, I wonder if that JS person likes dining at the Y...

Posted by: 'Dr.' Fnord at October 02, 2018 06:12 PM (aowex)

570 The ABA has fuckall to do with attorney licensing and discipline. It's a voluntary professional association with no authority.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 02, 2018 06:06 PM (v7RTS)

And the Chamber of Commerce can't fine or discipline a member business, but they sure seem to have a lot of clout with politicians.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 02, 2018 06:12 PM (wAWL+)

571 There was an article a few years ago, about Swiss complaining about German tourists. Why complaining ? Germans go to Switzerland to hike the mountains in the buff. Now, imagine you average Swiss person taking a walk in woods, a family picnic perhaps, and BAM! accosted by a team of hiking naked Germans. Swiss were most displeased and wanted it stopped.

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 06:12 PM (bUjCl)

572 Can we have a Total Fukn Nutz line for cranks and weasels that accused the man that carried the nukular codes for W?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 02, 2018 06:13 PM (JFO2v)

573 ...they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.

And then someone says, "Omigod, that clown is really Brett Kavanaugh!". And then that clown looks up and smiles maliciously and then he picks up the screaming child and swallows him whole.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 02, 2018 06:13 PM (sOONm)

574 152
Like all things in the Trump era, this has devolved into pure Insanity Peppers.



Once again Trump looks Presidential. At this point he outranks Lincoln.

Posted by: trev006 at October 02, 2018 05:26 PM (JhCI3)


Yep. He is the only who acted like an adult in this whole mess.....and Kav.

Posted by: DIFI at October 02, 2018 06:13 PM (9dzlp)

575 It would be fitting if the FBI shows up at her doorstep around midnight PDT and says "okay, you wanted us to talk to you? So, talk."
Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (953wK)

Which door?

Posted by: golfman at October 02, 2018 06:13 PM (rhXTS)

576 >>accosted by a team of hiking naked Germans.

Probably wearing clogs too.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 06:13 PM (r9UYA)

577 Avenatti is the kind of lawyer you get by dragging a C-note thru small claims court.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (Z4rgH)

578 hiking naked Germans

I love their cover of james brown songs

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

579 Also Saw The Stuntman in that class. Interesting, often overlooked film.

Is that the one with Peter O'Toole and Barbara Hershey? I love that movie, its so underrated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (39g3+)

580 There was an article a few years ago, about Swiss complaining about German tourists. Why complaining ? Germans go to Switzerland to hike the mountains in the buff. Now, imagine you average Swiss person taking a walk in woods, a family picnic perhaps, and BAM! accosted by a team of hiking naked Germans. Swiss were most displeased and wanted it stopped.
Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 06:12 PM (bUjCl)

No mosquitos or biting flies in Switzerland?

Posted by: Keith at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (USf3s)

581 life is a cabaret old chum ...


well, for some that is true, and only the thrill of the moment matters to them. I like to think Western Civ took us to a higher place, not the lower place of "if it feels good do it"
and if it wasn't Western Civ, it was a lot of elements from "the good book". Because if only sex matters, as a not too bright but good looking friend of mine said, when he married an obese woman with an engineering brain ... "You just need something to Rub Against".


and this chair ... and lubrication ... and this lamp ... that's all I need.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (Cus5s)

582 Warehouse 13 episodes are more believable than this.

Posted by: Jeff Grimley at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (oYD2h)

583 How did he have ANY time to go to school or study law with all the non-stop Raping and Drinking?

Posted by: Hikaru at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (jlHSA)

584 99 I would utterly reject the possibility of a Hawaiian Judge ruling that the Senate has to delay, but... they told the president he doesn't have full unlimited constitutional authority over immigration despite the law clearly saying that.

For these guys, the law is what the judge says it is.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 06:01 PM (39g3+)


Yea, I didn't think Ford had a credible accusation or that Grassley would continue to delay. There's so much stuff that should not have happened that has happened, I am not sure about ruling out anything at this point.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (uSkUN)

585 NONE of these accusations would get beyond a few hours of people laughing in their faces if the press and Democratic Party were not boosting them with full wattage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 02, 2018 06:12 PM (39g3+)


Not to mention their allies in the MSM.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (sOONm)

586 Fords team has said they've reached out to the FBI a number of times buy=t they have not gotten back to them.

*****

Yeah.
Not quite how it works.
Dumbshits.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (0tfLf)

587 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 06:06 PM (9Om/r)

Probably the same outfit. He said the one he hit up was in Jamaica as well.

Posted by: Vanya at October 02, 2018 06:15 PM (7PLM4)

588 I could have sworn I read somewhere today that before being admitted to the bar (lawyers) had to have a background check and have good character.

Well, you can just imagine how much I laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and....

Posted by: Wagon Wheels at October 02, 2018 06:15 PM (Rq/e2)

589 >> life is a cabaret old chum ...


Life is a soft, surface ripened cow's milk cheese

Posted by: garrett at October 02, 2018 06:15 PM (TsI6n)

590 OC and Stiggs just emailed me an invitation to a party at Julie Swetnick's house.

They said to bring my conductor's hat and "ticket puncher".

Posted by: Sharkman at October 02, 2018 06:15 PM (RIKJa)

591 Judges have been willing to issue blatantly illegal, power-grabbing rulings since 2016 to stop Trump's agenda. Why would a DC judge not want to hop on that bandwagon now?

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 06:15 PM (wJMQv)

592 cannot imagine how the Kavanaugh family feels at this point.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (dPd5y)

593 WHEEEEEE~!


@BNONews 1m

BREAKING: U.S. Secret Service intercepts envelope with suspected ricin addressed to President Trump - Fox News

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (c07y/)

594 Lets have a moron orgy, with chicks, and guns, and fire trucks, and drugs, and hookers, and booze, and....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 05:58 PM (9Om/r)

This is how I want to die.

-
We cohld call it the Death With Dignity Meetup.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

595 The hills are alive, with naked gerrr-mannns...

Posted by: Julie Andrews at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (RCsoR)

596 So weather dude files a $12 mil lawsuit in 1992, and Julie shows up in '93 and tries to talk him into sex.

What a coinkidink.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (Z4rgH)

597 When RBG hits the dusty trail and Trumpnado gets to nominate another SC candidate, the Dems need to get their shit together and hire some really good liars that don't have sketchy backgrounds.

Posted by: Cheri at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (oiNtH)

598 Probably wearing clogs too.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 06:13 PM (r9UYA)

Clogs are Dutch / Scandi invention. The way it read, they had gear, but no clothes. Boots and everything, I imagine.

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (bUjCl)

599 540 Well, Brett on the court will be swinging all the way to the right I suspect. I hope he does us a favor and ask RBG every day - are you retiring yet? Are you? Are you?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (a0IVu)

Or shouting BOO! at her her

Posted by: josephistan at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (Izzlo)

600 Also WHEEEEEE~!


Daily Wire:
Senator Mitch McConnell Badgered At Airport By Anti-Kavanaugh Activists

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (c07y/)

601 Now it has entered a new phase: A bus full of circus clowns crashing
into a school for blind children and even worse the clowns were doing
their "Gasoline Comedy" act that day and now all the blind children are
on fire and the clowns are trying to squirt water on them with their
stupid lapel-flowers but the flowers are just squirting out more gas and
the children are crying tears of fire out of their Unseeing Dead Eyes
and holy shit a couple of the clowns look like they have boners and
they're chasing around the fiery blind children trying to rub up on them
with these bobbling clown-boners with big red bulbs on their tips.[/i

This ignites my pedo-coulrophilia.

Posted by: Shep! at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

Posted by: Shep! at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

603 Which way to the Haufbrauhaus?

Posted by: Hiking Naked Peruvians at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (Tyii7)

604 That got me thinking. I saw Battleship Potemkin, Triumph of the Will and Birth of a Nation in film class. All technically great, groundbreaking cinema but all repressive propaganda as well.

What's more repressive than forcing a beloved Star Wars character to suckle from the teat of an enormous elephant seal?

Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (9qZ3S)

605 No mosquitos or biting flies in Switzerland?
Posted by: Keith at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (USf3s)


thick skin

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (bUjCl)

606 BREAKING: U.S. Secret Service intercepts envelope with suspected ricin addressed to President Trump - Fox News
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (c07y/

return to sender.

Posted by: willow at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (dPd5y)

607
Farscape episodes are more believable than this.

Posted by: Jeff Grimley at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (oYD2h)

608 literally crying / laughing I love the clown bus joke so much

Posted by: bjstuggggz at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (e44Qj)

609 BREAKING: U.S. Secret Service intercepts envelope with suspected ricin addressed to President Trump - Fox News
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (c07y/)

We'll be sure to investigate that right away.

Posted by: The DOJ at October 02, 2018 06:18 PM (LC8hC)

610 don't recall ever hearing of a "Wisconsin Circle".

It's on the map. IDK if it's one of the original circles that's been swamped or it's just name for a quarter circle street to the NE there.


Posted by: DaveA at October 02, 2018 06:18 PM (FhXTo)

611 If someone were to pitch this to a TV or movie co. They would be thrown out on their ears with gales of laughter behind them.

We've gone right past "Tom Wolfe Novel" territory.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 02, 2018 06:18 PM (wCmLp)

612 When is somebody going to denounce these racist anti-Irish attacks on Kavanaugh -

Getting hammered, fighting, and humping everything like a bonobo on crack is embedded in the Irish genes. Next thing you they'll be attacking him for being lilly white.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 02, 2018 06:18 PM (1g7ch)

613 This all reminds me so much of the time in the late '80's when they had all the hysteria about child care centers?

Remember how each week the claimed actions came out were more and more horrendous and began to become just a little bit harder to believe.

Then suddenly when they realize that LITTLE CHILDREN LIE (especially when prompted by so called adults) and make up stores it all went away.

Except of course for the ones who got sentenced to prison and had their property taken away. But hey; eggs and omelets you know.

Guess who made their bones that led them to an Attorney General's spot in the Clinton Admin?

Yeah: Janet (we had to burn alive and kill the children to save them) Reno.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 02, 2018 06:19 PM (cW5Gl)

614 Life is a soft, surface ripened cow's milk cheese


Life is one of those awesome Italian salume with the fiore (light white mold) on the surface that gives them that great musty smell, but then you forget that you already cut some slices off it so when you come back to it a couple of days later you have to slice off the stale bit at the end but the rest of it is still good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 06:19 PM (fuK7c)

615 Don't you all realize that all of this stuff is concrete proof that we're living in a universe that is really a computer simulation programed by a nerdy 13 y.o. effeminate boy?

Posted by: Archer at October 02, 2018 06:19 PM (gmo/4)

616 >>Clogs are Dutch / Scandi invention. The way it read, they had gear, but no clothes. Boots and everything, I imagine.

They probably stopped every time they came across feces on the trail --to inspect it.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 06:19 PM (r9UYA)

617 the Devil's Quadrophenia

Posted by: x at October 02, 2018 06:19 PM (nFwvY)

618 People, the word "basta" is Italian for "enough".

Posted by: Ruthless at October 02, 2018 06:19 PM (md3fh)

619
Stargate SGC-1 episodes are more believable than this.

Posted by: Jeff Grimley at October 02, 2018 06:20 PM (oYD2h)

620 And everybody, to a man, stood by and pointed at somebody else while this pile-up shipwreck happens before our eyes.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 02, 2018 06:20 PM (jlHSA)

621 They probably stopped every time they came across feces on the trail --to inspect it.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 06:19 PM (r9UYA)


When it's on the trail we call it "scat".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 02, 2018 06:20 PM (VE0m1)

622 Could she be The One? Maybe. But will she be ours to control?

Posted by: Rev Muther Gias Helen CPL at October 02, 2018 06:20 PM (O9JR8)

623 >>Life is one of those awesome Italian salume with the fiore (light white mold) on the surface that gives them that great musty smell, but then you forget that you already cut some slices off it so when you come back to it a couple of days later you have to slice off the stale bit at the end but the rest of it is still good.


Blessed are the Sausage Stuffers.

Posted by: Julie Swetnick at October 02, 2018 06:20 PM (TsI6n)

624 Okay so NY Slimes are preparing a bomb shell story on how Kav organizes the beach week party... So? Did he say he didn't go? Did Ford say that was a place she was at when he was? What's the fucking point?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 02, 2018 06:03 PM (O2RFr)

In my high school in the late 70s, the student body president and his/her executive officers planned the senior party. It was sort of an honor, I guess.

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 06:21 PM (wMHPW)

625 Ted Cruz said he was shocked when he first arrived in DC as a senator and discovered that all the other senators spent 95% of their time raising money for their reelections by going to parties, rallies, giving speeches to special interest groups, fund raising dinners, etc. and 5% of their time on legislative work.

DUH! Obama worked about 4 hours a week, maybe 200 hours a year or less than a man (I use the word loosely) year while in office. I bet Trump has put in over 6000 hours since he started.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 02, 2018 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

626 >>Boots and everything, I imagine.

We aren't savages.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2018 06:21 PM (/tuJf)

627 623 >>Life is one of those awesome Italian salume with the fiore (light white mold) on the surface that gives them that great musty smell, but then you forget that you already cut some slices off it so when you come back to it a couple of days later you have to slice off the stale bit at the end but the rest of it is still good.


Blessed are the Sausage Stuffers.
Posted by: Julie Swetnick at October 02, 2018 06:20 PM (TsI6n)




You're more a sausage sucker.

Posted by: buzzion at October 02, 2018 06:21 PM (zRwJ/)

628 OT I knew Melania had gone to Africa on a trip to promote her Be Best program and decided since there has been barely any news of it, I would search online for a story. Sadly, only NBC had an actual article on it , including a video with one of their so called reporters.

Sigh, ok, so he starts out being complimentary towards Melania and then immediate starts a compare and contrast between Melania's interest in Africa and "Trump's obvious hatred of Africa( actually said that ) as he is trying to revoke financial aid to the Continent. " That Melania is trying to repair some of the damage to relations of the US to other countries in AFrica, since Trump called Africa shitholes. It went on and on like this, with blatant lies about Trump. I don't watch NBC because of fake news, and it was breathtaking to actually watch it live and in action.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 02, 2018 06:21 PM (wAWL+)

629
Blessed are the Sausage Stuffers.

Posted by: Julie Swetnick at October 02, 2018 06:20 PM (TsI6n)

Preach it, Sister.

Posted by: Shep! at October 02, 2018 06:21 PM (oVJmc)

630 The word Stronzo is Italian for..well, Avenatti

Posted by: runner at October 02, 2018 06:21 PM (bUjCl)

631 'don't recall ever hearing of a "Wisconsin Circle"


variation on a theme

Posted by: the circle jerk at October 02, 2018 06:22 PM (UdKB7)

632 Nekkid hiking has a word in Krautish, "Nacktwandern", which you may bingle at your liesure.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 02, 2018 06:22 PM (fuK7c)

633 if the FBI shows up at her doorstep around midnight PDT and says "okay, you wanted us to talk to you? So, talk."

Enough with the creepy girl-clown voice! *smack!*

Posted by: FBI at October 02, 2018 06:22 PM (Y9zp1)

634
17 Hey, you dirty morons, I have an unexpected opening in my availability and am offering low-cost representation to anyone here! While I still have a law license.


Posted by: Michael Avenetti, CPL

Any experience with hobo-related offenses?

Thought so.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 02, 2018 06:22 PM (IeDO8)

635 Not Ninth Circus. US District Court for the District of Columbia.

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 02, 2018 06:22 PM (wJMQv)

636 if the FBI shows up at her doorstep around midnight PDT and says "okay, you wanted us to talk to you? So, talk."

Which doorstep?

Posted by: Shep! at October 02, 2018 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

637 What's more repressive than forcing a beloved Star Wars character to suckle from the teat of an enormous elephant seal?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (9qZ3S)

If The Last Jedi makes it into film school/class it certainly won't be to illustrate any positive aspects of filmmaking.

Posted by: Keith at October 02, 2018 06:23 PM (USf3s)

638 If You're investigating wouldn't you interview her "witnesses" first and then interview her?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 02, 2018 06:23 PM (v1udk)

639 I say we have a counter-accuser ready for every accuser.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 06:23 PM (oVJmc)

640 When is somebody going to denounce these racist anti-Irish attacks on Kavanaugh -

Getting hammered, fighting, and humping everything like a bonobo on crack is embedded in the Irish genes. Next thing you they'll be attacking him for being lilly white.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 02, 2018 06:18 PM (1g7ch)

0r for sunburning after spending 10 minutes outdoors.

Those RACISTS!

Posted by: LASue at October 02, 2018 06:23 PM (wMHPW)

641 There really is no limit to the utter depravity of the common Kraut.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 02, 2018 06:24 PM (fA1SL)

642 Let me see, she's into group groping and other such shenanigans, yet complains because there was this one time things got a bit rough?

Seems to me there's no way to avoid rough if you're taking on multiple partners.

Excuse me, I'm going to take a Lysol shower followed by a bleach bath.

Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at October 02, 2018 06:24 PM (qC1Sy)

643 There a reason they call it a Paddy Wagon you dumb Mick.

Posted by: Archer at October 02, 2018 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

644 n00d.

Posted by: buzzion at October 02, 2018 06:25 PM (zRwJ/)

645 Ted Cruz said he was shocked when he first arrived in DC as a senator and discovered that all the other senators spent 95% of their time raising money for their reelections by going to parties, rallies, giving speeches to special interest groups, fund raising dinners, etc. and 5% of their time on legislative work.


Other Senators have complained about this too. I guess that's how they all become compromised...they become disillusioned first. But where are the people who say no? Why not say No...screw you?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 06:25 PM (uSkUN)

646 I hear Julie Sweathog was Nabisco's inspiration for the 'DoubleStuf' Oreo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 02, 2018 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

647 Which doorstep? The one with the I'm with her doormat!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 02, 2018 06:25 PM (v1udk)

648 DUH! Obama worked about 4 hours a week, maybe 200 hours a year or less than a man (I use the word loosely) year while in office. I bet Trump has put in over 6000 hours since he started.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 02, 2018 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

...

The Trump golfing comparisons to Obama golfing sure have died down.

He may golf more than Obama. Don't care. He works like a fiend the rest of the time.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 02, 2018 06:26 PM (yL25O)

649 Farscape episodes are more believable than this.

Posted by: Jeff Grimley at October 02, 2018 06:17 PM (oYD2h)

remember the one where the Dominar gets a girlfriend?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 02, 2018 06:26 PM (dMvl+)

650 They probably stopped every time they came across feces on the trail --to inspect it.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 02, 2018 06:19 PM (r9UYA)

"Good thing we not step in it"

Punch line to Cheech and Chong bit.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 02, 2018 06:27 PM (cW5Gl)

651 >>There really is no limit to the utter depravity of the common Kraut.


Hey I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2018 06:28 PM (/tuJf)

652 I love how Tucker Carlson has stuck CPL with a nickname he'll never get rid of.

Way to go Tuck.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 02, 2018 06:29 PM (cW5Gl)

653 BREAKING: U.S. Secret Service intercepts envelope with suspected ricin addressed to President Trump - Fox News
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (c07y/)


Democrat Base GOTV.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 02, 2018 06:30 PM (1g7ch)

654 Liebchen, mach dich bereit fr die Sommerwurst.

Posted by: Fritz at October 02, 2018 06:30 PM (Z9C5C)

655 Posted by: TexasDan at October 02, 2018 06:26 PM (yL25O)

And most importantly; SUCCEEDS!!!

Winning. Not reached the end of.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 02, 2018 06:30 PM (cW5Gl)

656 I can't wait to see what's in store when RBG assumes room temperature.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 02, 2018 06:32 PM (cW5Gl)

657 After she had collected spluge from each of the male participants, the next day her lawyer would call claiming gang-rape, and they'd have to pay and pay and pay. She'd probably ask one or two of them to slap her cuz she liked it rough, and it would make the pictures taken in the emergency room that much more compelling.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at October 02, 2018 06:32 PM (IeDO8)

658 Hey I'm sitting right here.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 02, 2018 06:28 PM (/tuJf)
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You're not depraved. Or saur.

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 06:32 PM (U5tDi)

659 new thread if no one mentioned it already

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 02, 2018 06:32 PM (UFyv9)

660 412 Sen. Merkley D-OR filed an injunction in federal court to stop the floor vote on Kavanaugh.

------

*sigh* When Judge Molokai Macadamia obliges him, can the Senate just ignore it? Things have gotten so weird...
_______________

I don't see a law degree in his bio, so I'm assuming a lawyer filed this form him. Sounds like something that ought to draw a sanction, given that federal courts have no jurisdiction over political matters in the senate, and any lawyer who is even marginally competent should know that.

Posted by: Boofffff Patrol at October 02, 2018 06:33 PM (fqUgw)

661 Or even sauer.

Can't spell for anything today.

Posted by: bluebell at October 02, 2018 06:33 PM (U5tDi)

662 We cohld call it the Death With Dignity Meetup.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 02, 2018 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

By the way, Dignity sends her regards.

Posted by: just the punchline at October 02, 2018 06:33 PM (iwUO9)

663 We had a Sales award trip to Hedonism II in 1990. It
was insane. I'm glad I got to go because my manager almost lost her job
over that venue choice.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 02, 2018 06:11 PM (I16G

No kidding. Tits, ass, and grass fell from the sky there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 02, 2018 06:34 PM (9Om/r)

664 hiking naked Germans

I love their cover of james brown songs

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 02, 2018 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

Papa's Got a Brand New Bag

Posted by: Miklos, Soul Brother Number 1,428 at October 02, 2018 06:34 PM (zCyNd)

665 Call me naive, but until the Kavanaugh nomination hit the fan, I had no idea there were so many batshit crazy people in this country.

Posted by: Brown Line at October 02, 2018 06:35 PM (S6ArX)

666 And yet, with all of this. Collins will still not vote for Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soona at October 02, 2018 06:39 PM (Fs5vw)

667 Who is serving peach daiquiris?

Posted by: kallisto at October 02, 2018 06:45 PM (mogRH)

668 "I called her father to get her number so I could take her up on the gangbang offer to invite her to work on my campaign."

Posted by: bjstuggggz at October 02, 2018 06:46 PM (e44Qj)

669 575 It would be fitting if the FBI shows up at her doorstep around midnight PDT and says "okay, you wanted us to talk to you? So, talk."
Posted by: filbert at October 02, 2018 06:07 PM (953wK)

Which door?
Posted by: golfman at October 02, 2018 06:13 PM (rhXTS)

heh

Posted by: m at October 02, 2018 06:55 PM (Ts3fP)

670 New thread disappear for anyone else?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 07:45 PM (uSkUN)

671 Oh crap, I am in the wrong tab/thread. Nevermind.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 02, 2018 07:46 PM (uSkUN)

672 Ace was too fair.

Played according to the Flying Monkeys of the Darkside's playbook, we should have left this accusation just ... hanging out there, and forced Sweatlick to refute it and prove it's not true.

Posted by: Beverly at October 03, 2018 02:10 AM (/8+rC)

673 Most People Are Idiots (MPAI).

"Bipolar" originally referred to what is now called bipolar type 1, which is basically schizophrenia with mood swings. But then they realized oh wait schizophrenia is already a thing, so the defining characteristic of bipolar is mood swings, not delusions and hallucinations. So they made a definition of bipolar for just mood swings, which they called bipolar type 2.

So now people who are merely moody get all the social baggage of a term associated with total psychos. Observe, ladies and gentlemen, your healers of the mind! Watch as they manage to materially worsen the lives of an entire category of emotionally vulnerable people -- not even on purpose, just through sheer fuckwittery!

The nobility of the psychology profession is truly amazing: almost as high as repo men.

Posted by: SciVo at October 03, 2018 03:08 AM (dIUQw)

674 ��

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 10:42 AM (JgLEu)

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