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LOL

Eat a dick, concernfagz.



Update: Mitch McConnell sure isn't taking the Ben Sissy route and hiding until all the #BadMen go away. He's standing firm.

You really can't fault him on judges. On many things, yes. But not on judges.

Meanwhile, the sissy Ben Sasse, who appears "courageous" only to the social disasters and shut-ins who sit on Twitter 19, 20 hours a day, remains missing in action.

I understand he's been nominated for the Presidential Medal of Bofa.

BTW, thanks to commenters for reminding me of the Bofa joke. I keep forgetting it.

Keep Bofa Alive, bruvs.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:34 PM




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1 ha, amazing chutzpah

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:35 PM (dPd5y)

2 1st

And fuck them too.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:35 PM (8XRCm)

3 gator always treats his bitches right. long as they got his money.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (Ejm4y)

4 Fuck them so much, none of your biz anyway ya wankers

Posted by: mb at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (/lb39)

5 This has got to be the Onion or the Babylon Bee.
Shark. Jumped.

Posted by: zipity at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (tELtb)

6
dammit

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (8XRCm)

7 I hate them.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (dPd5y)

8 What utter retards.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

9 Oh, FFS. Go DIAF already.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (gEvQ8)

10 Fuck Amnesty International in particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (ptqGC)

11 wut?

Posted by: Austin in TX at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (En5vO)

12 They always do more harm than good...to their own cause.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2018 03:37 PM (jUVms)

13 Human rights violations? Shark. Jumped.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2018 03:37 PM (ZGrMX)

14 th

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 24, 2018 03:37 PM (gLylO)

15 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 24, 2018 03:37 PM (xN1DB)

16 Pull any and all US funding for this POS organization.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 24, 2018 03:37 PM (jUVms)

17 This is pure Get Smart 'would you believe?'

It's hysterical.

Posted by: JEM at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (/aIri)

18 I'm eating a bag o dix

Posted by: Amnesty Int at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (iWo0u)

19 This is why I think he'll be confirmed. They've overplaying a weak hand.

Why not get the ICC to indict Kavanaugh?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (Rzmvi)

20 How much stupider and hysterical will our politics get before the whole thing breaks?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (xN1DB)

21 We need another world war.*

*onlyifchinastaysout

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (c07y/)

22 Sky is falling

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (d7Ww2)

23 Um, LOL?
BOFA, maybe.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (wI2mw)

24 Nevermind Kavanaugh's human rights.

Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (UcwGp)

25 Human rights violations? That's new, I'll admit.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (0QYMt)

26 They seem nice.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 24, 2018 03:39 PM (EZebt)

27 I just had some generic pepto bismol. expecting a big stool at some point.

looks like Amnesty beat me to it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 03:39 PM (GlWnW)

28 The comments are precious. I like this one:

Kathleen Perez:

"Thank you! We don't need any pro-torture, pro-groper, would-be rapists in #Scotus #Kavanaugh is a terrible human being and not worthy to serve the U. S."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

29 What the fuck?

What POSSIBLE relevance do they have?

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (ABH6n)

30 MMmmmmmm sooooo many liberal tears today to feast upon.

Posted by: Draki at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (Y0byY)

31 GFY

Posted by: joe dagostino at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (eq2/x)

32 Next call will be from the Sierra Club for Crimes against the climate.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (xtmwf)

33 Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 03:39 PM (GlWnW)

You've upgraded your nic to have a capital letter.
Whoa.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (wI2mw)

34 Fuck this gay Earth.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (xN1DB)

35 How about they concern themselves with the blue hats at the UN who have actually committed crimes against women and children.

Posted by: cheri at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (oiNtH)

36 the "freak out!" song is playing

Posted by: concrete girl at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (1YQLC)

37 Insane in the membrane.

( works as a good ear worm too)

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (reARY)

38 Amnesty International!??! Why are they involved with 1st World Problems? This is laughable.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 24, 2018 03:40 PM (0otOH)

39 Turds gonna be turds.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (on9/0)

40 Iran no prob
Venezuela OK with dat
Saudi biotches gotta know there place

KAV STOP THE PRESSES!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (JFO2v)

41 Wasn't he background checked by the FBI on, like, 3 separate occasions? I think they flag crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (3sOO0)

42 Breaking! Judge Kavanaugh seen walking through Fallujah shooting innocent wounded civilians in the head! Kill 'em all, he said, and let God sort them out!
This is CNN

Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (gEvQ8)

43 I think a BOFA needs to be worked into the appropriate response. ROFL

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (sjdRT)

44 28 The comments are precious. I like this one:

Kathleen Perez:

"Thank you! We don't need any pro-torture, pro-groper, would-be rapists in #Scotus #Kavanaugh is a terrible human being and not worthy to serve the U. S."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

At least the commenter refers to Kavanaugh as a would-be rapist instead of a rapist.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (wI2mw)

45 plenty of work for you guys in England... go take care of that mess and ge back to us when youre done.

Posted by: DXO at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (nzKWW)

46 crimes against humanity!!!

Posted by: brak at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (VckGX)

47 Newsbreak - The city of Washington DC is citing Brett Kvanaugh for not properly segregating his recyclables. They have asked the Senate to delay the vote for seven weeks till they finish their investigation.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (ABH6n)

48 Mitch just issued a statement to dems: Stop being shitlords, Kav's a GO

Posted by: kakisto at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (v2uEC)

49 Amnesty top 3 items
1. Stop Kav
2. Restart NGO rescue ships in Med (basically slave ships)
3. Blame Trump for Maria Hurricane

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (JFO2v)

50 43 I think a BOFA needs to be worked into the appropriate response. ROFL
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (sjdRT)

23 Um, LOL?
BOFA, maybe.
Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (wI2mw)

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (wI2mw)

51 I can't decide if each day we are living and watching an episode of Seinfeld play out or not. I'm leaning towards the former.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (0otOH)

52 Unless I'm wrong, he's accused of hauling his pecker out at a frat party in 1983. Even if he did it, it was 1983, at a frat party. Have they seen Animal House?

Posted by: DanInMN at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (GC5UG)

53 The Super Secret Penguin Society is next

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (d7Ww2)

54 46 crimes against humanity!!!
Posted by: brak at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (VckGX)

heh

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (wI2mw)

55 They had him on the stand in front of Congress for 3 days already. They could have arranged for their rented Congress critters to talk about this at that time. Sorry, no more delays.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (I16G8)

56 And I am supposed to GAF why exactly?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (JUOKG)

57 Amnesty International?

Uh oh.

Now Roger Waters will be involved, snarling angry shit during his concerts!

Posted by: RKae at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (+8JQJ)

58 Kathleen Perez:

"Thank you! We don't need any pro-torture, pro-groper, would-be rapists in #Scotus #Kavanaugh is a terrible human being and not worthy to serve the U. S."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

------

Im so glad I dont twit. It would feed my rage and consume me.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

59 Flyguy, more like six background investigations since he joined the Bush White House.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (gEvQ8)

60 This is another cute comment:

This guy is pure evil. He has no business walking the streets as a free man and yet he is the only person they can find to sit on our highest U. S. court?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

61 Cocaine Mitch invoked the BOFA rule.

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (v2uEC)

62 Weaponized Idiocracy.

Posted by: Max Power at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (QCc6B)

63 Human rights violations?

Is he a human trafficker now too?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (wGbBR)

64 That isn't even a sentence.

Posted by: In the bunker at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (xHBln)

65 I think I need to be drunk . I .just .can't. even.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (dPd5y)

66 This insane liberal action reminds me of ecowarriors laying down in front of bulldozers, in front of a proposed shopping mall construction job.

Posted by: Redenzo at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (14qvS)

67 It is Sea Otter Awareness Week!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (d7Ww2)

68 Human right violations? the fuck?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (a0IVu)

69 Well, that's it, I'm done with them./

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (FTlwv)

70 Man the left is losing their shit.

They must expect something really horrible to happen once the Supreme Court is secure.

They are right, from their perspective. I will be enjoying it immensely.

Posted by: trev006 at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (4SPvL)

71 Christ, what ISN'T going to jump over me?

Posted by: The Shark at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (AZhn2)

72 If Amnesty International has any tax exempt status that needs to disappear faster than an honest man in a commie state.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (VE0m1)

73 LOL indeed.

Posted by: Joe Manchin at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (yQpMk)

74 Flyguy, more like six background investigations since he joined the Bush White House.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM


I thought I might have low balled it. Still, the dude's been investigated by the FBI. This is all just idiocy.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (3sOO0)

75 Breaking!

Amnesty International HQ has been hit by a series of JDAMs.

PDT was quoted as saying "Eat a bag of dicks AI".

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (AUBg0)

76 I think we've reached maximum #MeToo mass hysteria. It won't end well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

77 >23 Um, LOL?

BOFA, maybe.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:38 PM (wI2mw)


Hey! Is the new standard now that everyone has to read the content and all the content before posting? That is some serious mission creep!

Just kidding. Well said. mumble mumble minds think alike.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (sjdRT)

78
We've had our Constitution since 1789. At the time you guys were ruled by drooling inbred ponces.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (BWL+E)

79 I think I need to be drunk . I .just .can't. even.
Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (dPd5y)

----

What.... giving up on ganja so soon?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

80 Breaking: Amnesty International: We have witnesses that place Brett Kavanaugh in an AOSHQ thread, where boobehs were discussed. There is also credible evidence that he he is a no-nooding son of a bitch.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (5jVnA)

81 Breaking News - Herbert Hoover grade school has indicated it has evidence that Brett Kavanagh chased the girls and made them cry. They are asking the senate to delay the vote for seven weeks while they investigate if he was ever actually a student there.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (ABH6n)

82


Im so glad I dont twit. It would feed my rage and consume me.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

It does for millions of people.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (oVJmc)

83 Hey AI.
Up yours.
Asshats.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (HRTU/)

84 You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.

Posted by: Brett Kurtz Kavanaugh at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (67ybr)

85 64 That isn't even a sentence.
Posted by: In the bunker at September 24, 2018 03:43 PM (xHBln)

True!

BREAKING: We are issuing a rare call for a halt to a vote on President Trump's nomination of Brett Kavanaugh to the #SCOTUS unless and until any information relevant to Kavanaugh's possible involvement in human rights violations.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (wI2mw)

86 Unless I'm wrong, he's accused of hauling his pecker out at a frat party in 1983. Even if he did it, it was 1983, at a frat party. Have they seen Animal House?

I saw something recently to the effect that you can give woke Millennials PTSD by showing them Animal House.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (ZGrMX)

87 Hi. I'm Warai-otoko. This is my testicle Darryl, and this is my other testicle Darryl.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (AURKQ)

88 And David French wherever you are, Fuck you too!!

You enabled this.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (OD2ni)

89 I think right now every single left-leaning organization with even a shred of remaining bipartisan respect is having an internal discussion that ends in, Oh what the fuck, let's just go for it. There'll never be a better time.

Posted by: JPS at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (ybOPb)

90 Red Cross > Amnesty Internationale

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

91 Cocaine Mitch invoked the BOFA rule.
Posted by: kallisto


Stop.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (c07y/)

92 ATTENTION!

THE REPUBLICANS HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING.

Posted by: ELVIS at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (K3B2k)

93 we should return churchills statue right on top of the lefts head.

pretty sure it's a London firm.

also they don't know the difference between Real and Not?

fk Them

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:46 PM (dPd5y)

94 That sentence ain't right either..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 03:46 PM (a0IVu)

95 Posted by: Muad'dib at September 24, 2018 03:44 PM (sjdRT)

I was going for the "your wish was my command" angle.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:46 PM (wI2mw)

96 What about genocide? Kavanaugh needs to be cleared of genocide before the final vote. FBI must investigate just how religious/ethic groups he has wiped out.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2018 03:46 PM (MxEKc)

97 credible evidence that he he is a no-nooding son of a bitch.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (5jVnA)

He got me with a fake nood once!

FAKE!

*sniff*

NOODS!

*sob*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 24, 2018 03:46 PM (AURKQ)

98 I felt a great disturbance in the farce!

Its as if every phoney leftist organ in the world is hooting out of its collective snatch all at once.

Posted by: O bee Won Ken O bee at September 24, 2018 03:46 PM (L91DJ)

99 Did I read that right?

Human Rights Violations by Kavanaugh?

You've got to be kidding.

You can't get much more Orwellian than that.

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2018 03:46 PM (G0vdT)

100 Timeline Recap:

Senate JC holds a series of hearings on Kavanaugh's SCOTUS nom

After the 4th day's and scheduled last hearing but before the committee votes, DiFi releases redacted letter. Requests another day of hearing for the accuser Ford.

Waffle waffle indecision and back and forth wobblies commence.

Deadline is set for 5pm Friday for accuser to submit docs.

Deadline is extended to 10pm Friday. Still no docs.

Deadline is extended to 10am Monday. Still no docs.

Hearing is set for Thursday with a 10am Tuesday deadline for submitting docs.

We are here.



Have I got it accurate enough?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2018 03:46 PM (QLvwG)

101 Last time I interacted with someone from AI , they were busy shrieking at a classroom that chattel slavery no longer existed.
They've gone the way of Snopes and betrayed their original nominal purpose.

Posted by: lurker at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (eAshZ)

102 frat parties are a danger to our world.

drunken frat parties. woman and men shouldn't party together Human rights violators!

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (dPd5y)

103 "Human Rights Violations"

Eat Every F***ing Dick there is.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (UnA8+)

104 women*

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (dPd5y)

105 84 You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us.
Posted by: Brett Kurtz Kavanaugh at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (67ybr)

Washington. Shit...I'm still only in Washington. Every time I think I'm going to
wake up back in the jungle. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (bcbK8)

106 Now, in Kavanaugh's defense, he was never definitively identified as Arkhan from the Jugo Civil War

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (fA1SL)

107 Red Cross > Amnesty Internationale

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (bcbK


The Red Cross is a piece of shit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (VE0m1)

108 Breaking News - Multiple people working for Democratic Socialists of America have accused Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanagh of littering. "I definitely saw him miss the trash can while walking down the street three years ago" say a reliable witness that refuses to give his name. They have asked the senate to delay the vote for seven months while this serious charge is investigated.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (ABH6n)

109 Kavanaugh gave me we a wedgie in 4th grade.

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

Posted by: Sign me up, Dianne! at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (7Fa8Y)

110 Oh for f**k sake... Send in the clowns

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (O2RFr)

111 Awesome response to Amnesty In'tl.:

https://tinyurl.com/y9bykk95

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (ptqGC)

112 So The Onion hacked into Amnesty International's Twitter account?

Waiting for the tweet from PETA concerned about allegations that Brett Kavanaugh once ate a steak.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (MDcrS)

113 103 "Human Rights Violations"

Eat Every F***ing Dick there is.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (UnA8+)

==========

But Venezuela is probably the greatest country on Earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (V7Dgx)

114 81 Breaking News - Herbert Hoover grade school has indicated it has evidence that Brett Kavanagh chased the girls and made them cry. They are asking the senate to delay the vote for seven weeks while they investigate if he was ever actually a student there.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (ABH6n)

*****

It gets worse.
While playing Red Rover, Red Rover, BK refused to be sent over.
Can you imagine!!!???

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (HRTU/)

115
..... just wait till RGB kicks the bucket.

We ainst seen shit yet.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

116 Who's next, Habitat for Humanity? World Health Organization? FIFA?

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (RCUgY)

117 The Left is pulling out every stop on this charade. The level of my disgust is about as high as I can remember.



The Democrats / Left has bankrupted themselves with their own corruption and lies.

And they are doing their best to include the entire country.




"Uh, daddy, how did the Civil War 2 in America start?"



"Well, son, it was slowly at first, then suddenly".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (UsCnO)

118 Kavanaugh = General Butt-Naked, confirmed.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (fA1SL)

Posted by: Millions of Dead Babies at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (5jVnA)

120
Kavanaugh once wrote a memo for the Bush administration justifying the waterboarding of mimes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (BWL+E)

121 Serious Question ...

... anybody seeing any dissent between McConnell and Grassley ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (fiGNd)

122 I think right now every single left-leaning organization with even a shred of remaining bipartisan respect is having an internal discussion that ends in, Oh what the fuck, let's just go for it. There'll never be a better time.
Posted by: JPS at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (ybOPb)
---
That's what the Gramscian viral epidemic does. You vampirize the cred of one organization to leverage influence on another organization, until you get that one under control.

And just like a virus, you get the host organization to produce what *you* want.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (vDqXW)

123 107 Red Cross > Amnesty Internationale

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:45 PM (bcbK

The Red Cross is a piece of shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (VE0m1)

Didn't say it wasn't. It's still better than the Internationale.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (bcbK8)

124
3. Blame Trump for Maria Hurricane

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (JFO2v)







Well, I hear they call the wind Maria.... or something like that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (veoSD)

125 "Human Rights Violations"? What - he terminated a pregnancy at 8 months?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (lwiT4)

126 5 This has got to be the Onion or the Babylon Bee.
Shark. Jumped.
Posted by: zipity at September 24, 2018 03:36 PM (tELtb)



It isn't. Even in the darkest of Cold War days, Scamnesty International always sought Moral Equivalence between the USA and the USSR. This is sadly nothing new on their part.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (ujg0T)

127 The name says Amnesty International, but the twat nick (or whatever you call it) says amnestyusa.

Wonder if they actually cleared this through the international organization?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (TM5Iv)

128 116 Who's next, Habitat for Humanity? World Health Organization? FIFA?
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (RCUgY)

The IOC.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (UnA8+)

129 Kav has a full time job as a circuit judge, feeds the homeless and does basketball stuff with his girls..where does he find the time to engage in human right violations?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)

130 Why not get the ICC to indict Kavanaugh?

I kind of just stole this comment and tweeted it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

131 115
..... just wait till RGB kicks the bucket.

We ainst seen shit yet.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

Yep, buying ammo.
And popcorn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (bcbK8)

132 And Hillary and Bill`s possible engagement in human trafficking, we totes cool withat, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (/8EBC)

133 Deadline is set for 5pm Friday for accuser to submit docs.

Deadline is extended to 10pm Friday. Still no docs.

Deadline is extended to 10am Monday. Still no docs.

Hearing is set for Thursday with a 10am Tuesday deadline for submitting docs.

We are here.

Have I got it accurate enough?
Posted by: Count de Monet


Enough, but the 1st deadline was 10am Friday, the 21st.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (c07y/)

134 I, for one, am waiting for Justin Bieber to weigh in.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (C1PQi)

135 Cocaine Mitch is growing on me. Compared to the rest of the Senate, he's like Gulliver.

Posted by: dougf at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (954A2)

136 Saw this at instapundit:

BRUCE CARROL HAS STARTED A TURNABOUT-IS-FAIR-PLAY GOFUNDME EFFORT: "I am raising money to hire a private investigation firm to fully investigate the backgrounds of members of our news media. This effort will be transparent and a group effort: contributors will help choose which journalists are investigated."

Posted by: irright at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (pMGkg)

137 ...Even in the darkest of Cold War days, Scamnesty International always sought Moral Equivalence between the USA and the USSR. This is sadly nothing new on their part.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (ujg0T)

This

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (bcbK8)

138 115
..... just wait till RGB kicks the bucket.

We ainst seen shit yet.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

=========

It'll happen with the GOP having about 57 seats in the Senate.

It's going to be hilarious.

Because no matter what new Flake will be irritating us, they'll have virtually no leverage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (V7Dgx)

139 That Amnesty Int thing is a joke right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (9MKXa)

140 One dick-slap is a sexual assault, but a million of them are a statistic!

Posted by: Brett Dzhugashvili Kavanaugh at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (AzW6q)

141 Didn't say it wasn't. It's still better than the Internationale.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (bcbK


Well, the bar couldn't get any lower.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (VE0m1)

142 Isn't there a sweatshop in China that works small children to death that they might be investigating? No, this is definitely more important right now.

F*ck the f*ck off, AI.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (MX7xj)

143 I have reliable witnesses who will testify that, back in the '80s, Kavahaugh wore a pastel polo shirt with the collar popped!

Posted by: RKae at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (+8JQJ)

144 The left really has become an undifferentiated blob.

It has no goals, no morals, no virtues outside of empowering itself.

Kavanaugh is "evil" because he is not "of the body"

This is scary shit.

Oh, anyway ask AI about the political prisoner in Britain?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (eSx+E)

145 121 Serious Question ...

... anybody seeing any dissent between McConnell and Grassley ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (fiGNd)

No, I haven't.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (wI2mw)

146 I would like to interview the members of Amnesty International to see if any one of them tried to get to second base in high school, and if so, why are they not in jail?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (lwiT4)

147 136 Saw this at instapundit:

BRUCE CARROL HAS STARTED A TURNABOUT-IS-FAIR-PLAY GOFUNDME EFFORT: "I am raising money to hire a private investigation firm to fully investigate the backgrounds of members of our news media. This effort will be transparent and a group effort: contributors will help choose which journalists are investigated."
Posted by: irright at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (pMGkg)


Let's find out where Take Japper buried his dead whores and dead little boys.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

148 AI: A leading Leftist Front Group.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (oVJmc)

149 122 That's what the Gramscian viral epidemic does. You vampirize the cred of one organization to leverage influence on another organization, until you get that one under control.

And just like a virus, you get the host organization to produce what *you* want.
Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (vDqXW)

============

"Kavanaugh wants to bring back polio!"
-The March of Dimes

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (V7Dgx)

150 134
I, for one, am waiting for Justin Bieber to weigh in.



Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (C1PQi)
He is too busy planning his wedding I think..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (a0IVu)

151
Quoting the founders while getting my face stoved in by Marxists?

PRICELESS

Posted by: 13times at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (K3B2k)

152 Sheesh. Nobody was making this much noise when Hillary was grabbing tit at her fundraisers.


Posted by: Fritz at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (2Mnv1)

153 This is a positive sign from Mitch. Mitch knows how to count votes. He will make Flake, etc., stand and vote. Corker is gone and Murk / Collins can make up their minds and aren't really in any trouble.


Mitch is drawing a line.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (q1VoB)

154 Surely the National Association of Piano Tuners is going to weigh in, right?

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (C1PQi)

155 Mr. President, I'm beginning to smell a big fat commie rat.

Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (uGHnY)

156 After the 4th day's and scheduled last hearing but before the committee votes, DiFi releases redacted letter. Requests another day of hearing for the accuser Ford.

Waffle waffle indecision and back and forth wobblies commence.

Deadline is set for 5pm Friday for accuser to submit docs.

Deadline is extended to 10pm Friday. Still no docs.

Deadline is extended to 10am Monday. Still no docs.

Hearing is set for Thursday with a 10am Tuesday deadline for submitting docs.

We are here.
========
Wow. My 10 year old daughter is more decisive.

Symptoms of Low T. Can someone airdrop a case of testosterone to Grassely?

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (+n7fG)

157 so we have
gulags- camps and Kavanaugh!

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (dPd5y)

158 BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh's mother must abort him effective immediately, so that this monster does not walk among us.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (Rzmvi)

159 What in the Hell is Amnesty International referring to??? Is this something to do with Kav's time serving in the Bush Administration? Or are they considering allegedly waving your penis around to be a human rights violations??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (2sCft)

160
116 FIFA?

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (RCUgY)







RED CARD! DAMMIT KAV GETS A RED CARD!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (veoSD)

161 That Amnesty International thing is a joke, right? They can't be that ridiculously stupid. On second thought

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (OLCnA)

162 139 That Amnesty Int thing is a joke right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (9MKXa)

It always was.

Just like the ACLU.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (bcbK8)

163 Either the local police investigate Kavanaugh, or everyone stfd & stfu.

And no, I don't care to hear about the FBI has jurisdiction because of SC pick.

They had six shots at a background investigation and whiffed.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (yDqYW)

164 139 That Amnesty Int thing is a joke right?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (9MKXa)



It sadly isn't. See #126 above. Scamnesty International *always* had a big section going up to bat for US Death Row convicts, while often ignoring victims of Soviet "justice".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (ujg0T)

165 En fuego la Moronistas!

Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (NLLmE)

166 AI, shut the f**k up and go do something about slavery in Muslim countries.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (+lVUW)

167 Fareed Zakaria: "I wanted to understand the SCOTUS confirmation process. So I talked to Amnesty International."

Posted by: Hands at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (786Ro)

168 Is this real?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (Ldr3U)

169 Breaking news: Amnesty International demands that the SCOTUC vote be delayed until their review of the BOFA doctrine is complete. It may take years.

Posted by: Draki at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (Y0byY)

170 I, for one, am waiting for Justin Bieber to weigh in.



Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (C1PQi)


I think he's still on his honeymoon.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (lwiT4)

171 ..... just wait till RGB kicks the bucket.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:48 PM (8XRCm)

Yep, buying ammo.
...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (bcbK
---
I think our Senators will need some.

Posted by: Axeman at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (vDqXW)

172
136 Saw this at instapundit:

BRUCE CARROL HAS STARTED A TURNABOUT-IS-FAIR-PLAY GOFUNDME EFFORT: "I am raising money to hire a private investigation firm to fully investigate the backgrounds of members of our news media. This effort will be transparent and a group effort: contributors will help choose which journalists are investigated."

Posted by: irright at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (pMGkg)






Operation Pipewrench!

11 years late, but what the hell....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (veoSD)

173 150 134
I, for one, am waiting for Justin Bieber to weigh in.



Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (C1PQi)
He is too busy planning his wedding I think..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (a0IVu)

Or tweaking on meth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (bcbK8)

174 "I want to make it perfectly clear...This fine nominee to the Supreme
Court will receive a vote, in this Senate, in the near future." - Mitch McConnell


Why do I think that was directed not just at Democrats but Flake and Sasse also.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (ye3s4)

175 91. True. I can't link from this phone, you should be able to search it. He told dems to stop obstructing the process and producing unsubstantiated allegations. Just reported on WPHT-1210 am

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (v2uEC)

176 Bruce Carrol has a great idea about researching the Meda.

lso we should probably try to scratch up more funds for verita.

its a start!

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (dPd5y)

177 Left will want more justices, when the moment is right. Was surprised Barky didnt try when he had 60 in the Senate.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (wGbBR)

178
No need for concern. The Judiciary Committee should vote Thursday.

Posted by: Jamal Khina at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (oYD2h)

179 Symptoms of Low T. Can someone airdrop a case of testosterone to Grassely?

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (+n7fG)


It was done to please Flake and to make sure NOBODY could say Grassley didn't try. Try too hard he may be guilty of, but nonetheless, we are here and it will be voted on.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (q1VoB)

180 This guy is pure evil. He has no business walking the streets as a
free man and yet he is the only person they can find to sit on our
highest U. S. court?

***

The left wants to throw people in jail for disagreeing with it.

On the one hand, terrifying. On the other hand at least it is out in the open now.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (eSx+E)

181 Weren't Amnesty International employees schtupping children of the countries they were supposed to be helping? Or was it infecting the population of countries they were suppose to be helping?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (v1udk)

182 Enough, but the 1st deadline was 10am Friday, the 21st.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (c07y/)


Thanks!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (QLvwG)

183 Has Mr. Stelter weighed in yet, so we know what to think?

And how about that Mr. Williams feller? He was, undoubtedly, there and witnessed the shenanigans.

Posted by: Low Information Voter at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (ctuyM)

184 The Red Cross is a piece of shit.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 03:47 PM (VE0m1)

Yep. Since the Florence floods, RC was supposed to take over the shelters in our hometown on Tuesday. The local nurses need a break.

Still no RC and the local nurses are still there.

Not one more dime.

Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (UcwGp)

185 Unless I'm wrong, he's accused of hauling his pecker out at a frat party in 1983. Even if he did it, it was 1983, at a frat party. Have they seen Animal House?
Posted by: DanInMN at September 24, 2018 03:42 PM (GC5UG)

It was a dorm party. Completely different.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (Z48ZB)

186 BRUCE CARROL HAS STARTED A TURNABOUT-IS-FAIR-PLAY GOFUNDME EFFORT: "I am raising money to hire a private investigation firm to fully investigate the backgrounds of members of our news media. This effort will be transparent and a group effort: contributors will help choose which journalists are investigated."

Posted by: irright at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (pMGkg)


Mr. Lamp to the white courtesy phone, please. Mr. Diogenes' Lamp.

Posted by: blaster at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (Z5y53)

187 Mitch is drawing a line.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM (q1VoB)


My AnecData tells me Mitch is on a bit of thin ice in Kentucky. That may have helped.

Regardless ... it's a good move by Mitch. Waiting helps nothing.

Even if they don't have the votes - waiting just allows more shit to pile on, giving squishes more opportunity to squish.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (fiGNd)

188 Human rights violations?

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

189 Kavanaugh hates puppies!! They told me themselves!!

Vote Democrat!!

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (w5kO1)

190 They had six shots at a background investigation and whiffed.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (yDqYW)


??? How could they whiff on something that never occurred?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (lwiT4)

191 I have reliable witnesses who will testify that, back in the '80s, Kavahaugh wore a pastel polo shirt with the collar popped!

Posted by: RKae at September 24, 2018 03:50 PM (+8JQJ)

+++++
Well this changes everything!!! Kill the bastard elitist.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (2sCft)

192 I'm fluent in Frat party.

Kavanaugh wouldn't have made pledge grade antics in my house.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (AUBg0)

193

EM PAPRICA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (7AQC5)

194 I, for one, am waiting for Justin Bieber to weigh in.



HAVE WE HEARD FROM CHER ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (O2RFr)

195 Amnesty International thinks they're relevant to ... well, anything.

That's cute.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (Zzj5E)

196 "The name says Amnesty International, but the twat nick (or whatever you call it) says amnestyusa."


They're still around? I thought they went away when their benefactor the Soviet Union dissolved.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (OD2ni)

197 Mitch is drawing a line.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 03:51 PM



** must... resist... "Cocaine Mitch" joke... **

Posted by: Hands at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (786Ro)

198 And just who are these people again? (aka, "And how many divisions does the Pope have?")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (/ZWeB)

199 181 Weren't Amnesty International employees schtupping children of the countries they were supposed to be helping? Or was it infecting the population of countries they were suppose to be helping?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (v1udk)

Those were the UN Peacekeepers. Keep your hypocrites straight. I know it's hard with all of them.

Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (Rr52g)

200 I think he's still on his honeymoon.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:52 PM (lwiT4)
----------

Then we must hold up the confirmation proceedings. This is too important to go forward without his counsel.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (C1PQi)

201 RBG won't kick the bucket. she's been nailed there.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (evq2A)

202 180 The left wants to throw people in jail for disagreeing with it.

On the one hand, terrifying. On the other hand at least it is out in the open now.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (eSx+E)

Mad Maxine herself said as much over a year ago.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (UnA8+)

203 159
What in the Hell is Amnesty International referring to??? Is this
something to do with Kav's time serving in the Bush Administration?


Correct.

https://tinyurl.com/yc9pjbla

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (vWMNq)

204 Yeah, but I'm the bad guy for wanting these people digging canals by hand

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

205 It was Barzini Schumer all along

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (qMV6r)

206 Even if they don't have the votes - waiting just allows more shit to pile on, giving squishes more opportunity to squish.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (fiGNd)


Agreed. The thing is, with the Rameriz chick - so transparently BS. I think it actually gave GOPe some backbone.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (q1VoB)

207 STOP THE NOMINATION!

BRETT KAVANUGH TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

What?

Oh I got better.


Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (eSx+E)

208 Ohhh...Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav..I hope he shreds the left a new ass hole.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

209 "Human Rights Violations"? Unless he sanctioned Genocide from the Bench or something else crazy that I haven't heard about, I don't see how anything he's done (or has been alleged to have done) has violated Human Rights.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (Ldr3U)

210 Cripes, I can't even deliver good news around here.

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (v2uEC)

211 204 Yeah, but I'm the bad guy for wanting these people digging canals by hand
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

Canals. Their graves.

Tomayto. Tomahto.

Posted by: Roy at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (Rr52g)

212 206 Even if they don't have the votes - waiting just allows more shit to pile on, giving squishes more opportunity to squish.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (fiGNd)


Agreed. The thing is, with the Rameriz chick - so transparently BS. I think it actually gave GOPe some backbone.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (q1VoB)

==========

Theory: Ronan Farrow is a GOP operative.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (V7Dgx)

213 This guy is pure evil. He has no business walking the streets as a

free man


Idiot probably voted for Ted Kennedy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

214 BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh was once mean to a Durok. Regretfully, we must oppose his nomination due to this act of wanton barnyard cruelty.

Posted by: Future Farmers of America at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (Rzmvi)

215 I feel this whole plan to drive out the vote for the mid-terms is already working.

Early voting in Wyoming started today, and I went and held every Wyoming Democrat responsible for this goat-screw.

#BOFA

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (p6e8W)

216 Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (UcwGp)
----------

golfman, how did you all fare in the storm? I know you were worried you were going to be in the thick of it, and evacuated. I hope your house is okay.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (C1PQi)

217 And now we know--merely being a conservative is a human rights violation.

Wow

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (REUHw)

218 Why do I think that was directed not just at Democrats but Flake and Sasse also.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (ye3s4)


Yep ... it's easy to Threaten that No vote.

Make them do it. At this point, Flake is more of an opponent than any Dem. Better to lose him - even if it means they lose the majority.

Because right now - they've got a majority in name only. Right now, that "majority" is useless as teats on a boar hog.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (fiGNd)

219 208 Ohhh...Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav..I hope he shreds the left a new ass hole.

Sure it's not creepy porn lawyer and his "victim."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (O2RFr)

220 Credible allegations that Brett Kavanaugh once removed the Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law rags that used to be on mattresses, also that he once relayed an account of a baseball game without the express written consent of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball.


Nomination on hold until investigation is complete.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (TM5Iv)

221 48
Mitch just issued a statement to dems: Stop being shitlords, Kav's a GO

Posted by: kakisto at September 24, 2018

*
*
"Lords"? You misspelled "heads."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (/ZWeB)

222 BREAKING:


I'm issuing a rare call for delay in my homeowner's insurance bill being paid, and also for the bushes out front to stop growing so damn fast, so I can delay my trimming duties.


(the "progressives" have long since passed the point of self-parody .... we need new concepts and words to describe their absurdity and lack of self-awareness)

Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (QDnY+)

223 203 Correct.


To be more specific, their complaint is just that he served in the Bush administration.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (vWMNq)

224 Amnesty International

Can't wait for them to denounce Sen Frankenstein for obstructing justice since she hid that letter for months.


A nasty person would spread that one around in California. In an election year.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (vvSBD)

225 Breaking news: Amnesty International demands review of the human rights violations against Citizen Kavanaugh.




Naw, I'm just pulling your leg!

Posted by: Draki at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (Y0byY)

226 The Klingon High Command demands a halt to the confirmation hearing until any involvement with the creation of the tribble creature can be determined.

Posted by: American at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (EiMfo)

227 The interesting thing about Cocaine Mitch's comment committing to a Senate vote, he didn't put a condition of the nomination passing out of committee.

It appears he's going to hold the vote regardless.

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (G0vdT)

228 AM NASTY FIDIE FO.

Posted by: saf at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (5IHGB)

229 WOW!

If this doesn't reek of absolute desperation, I don't know what does.

This is sitting on the bus bench naked with your shopping cart filled with a hundred pounds of street trash next to you crazy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (4ErVI)

230 BRUCE CARROL HAS STARTED A TURNABOUT-IS-FAIR-PLAY GOFUNDME EFFORT: "I am raising money to hire a private investigation firm to fully investigate the backgrounds of members of our news media. This effort will be transparent and a group effort: contributors will help choose which journalists are investigated."
Posted by: irright


And D-lamp smiles.

(just know if you donate to that, your contribution will be tracked and used to dox you eventually, unless you really know what you're doing... )

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (c07y/)

231
Oh, anyway ask AI about the political prisoner in Britain?
Posted by: 18-1


Or Britain not allowing parents to take their own child out of the country for medical treatment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (+lVUW)

232 Weren't Amnesty International employees schtupping children of the countries they were supposed to be helping? Or was it infecting the population of countries they were suppose to be helping?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (v1udk)


The most infamous extortionists of sex for "aid" in poor and war-torn countries are the UN but pretty much every leftist organization that purports to help anyone does it. Otherwise, they wouldn't be able to attract any leftist to work for them. For leftists, extorted sex is 1000 times more satisfying than consensual sex.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (VE0m1)

233 206 Agreed. The thing is, with the Rameriz chick - so transparently BS. I think it actually gave GOPe some backbone.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (q1VoB)

More likely Avenatti rearing his Creepy Porn Head again.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (UnA8+)

234 Well, I hear they call the wind Maria.... or something like that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (veoSD)
*
My landscapers daughter is named Maria. Long jet black hair and soft olive colored skin, reminds me of my days spent in the small Mexican towns along the Río Bravo del Norte.Good times indeed.



Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (xqfqx)

235 A great Jesse Kelly thread:

https://tinyurl.com/y9xdyl7o

Posted by: abbynormal at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (h5Lyp)

236 OK am I the only one dying to ask the new idiot accuser exactly how Bret was able to "flash her" and then accidently "touch her" with his penis? Especially since according to the internet the average size of an erect male penis is "5.16 inches (13.12 centimeters) and the average circumference is 4.59 inches". This was obtained using the bing.com search engine btw. God, the stupid is just too much and too ridiculous for words.

Posted by: lightning at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (rfvlz)

237 Jeebus, that's selective outrage there.




WTF.


Making Mitches job easier.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (ymnmz)

238 Ohhh...Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav..I hope he shreds the left a new ass hole.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

Good, our current one is a tad clogged up...

Posted by: The Left at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (Ldr3U)

239 Worst part. It has to suck spending your whole life being the good guy, working hard when most being are slacking, being a gentleman when most guys are hitting everything not nailed down, skipping the parties, declining the keggers and then have someone accuse you of doing all that.

You have to be like, WTF. I could have done that anyway. It didn't make a damn difference.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (w5kO1)

240
BREAKING: The NCAA is reporting it is opening an investigation into when President Trump began courting Brett Kavanaugh for a SCOTUS seat, that multiple NCAA recruitment violations occurred. The NCAA says the violation are "numerous, flagrant, and willful" and further states "we will seek the 'Death Penalty' for the administration for this brazen flaunting of our recruitment rules"

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (8XRCm)

241 Kavanaugh is one of the few who is acting like an adult.

"Dr." Ford, who is almost as old as Kavanaugh, is acting like a 3 year old.

Posted by: LASue at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (Z48ZB)

242 So...
If Sasse is out. And Flake is out. And Snow is out...
Does that mean Kav might actually lose on an up or down vote?
I know none of the above are confirmed out, but it's sure looking like at least two will be. And that's what we need for an L. Two losers to walk.

Posted by: Rasputin at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (bQs9N)

243 Agreed. The thing is, with the Rameriz chick - so transparently BS. I think it actually gave GOPe some backbone.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal


There may be something to that. It's like 9/11. After the first plane hit, there were still lots of people who thought it was an accident. When the 2nd plane hit, it was clearly enemy action. This latest accusation is so preposterous, it makes even the smooth-brained wonder if this is all on the up and up.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (T6t7i)

244 If I would have dick-slapped 10.3 million co-eds, then I would be satisfied and would say, good.

Posted by: Brett Eichmann Kavanaugh at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (AzW6q)

245 Only four more days until I can go back to WeaselAcres.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (MVjcR)

246 236 OK am I the only one dying to ask the new idiot accuser exactly how Bret was able to "flash her" and then accidently "touch her" with his penis? Especially since according to the internet the average size of an erect male penis is "5.16 inches (13.12 centimeters) and the average circumference is 4.59 inches". This was obtained using the bing.com search engine btw. God, the stupid is just too much and too ridiculous for words.
Posted by: lightning at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (rfvlz)



Now THAT'S a mighty schlong. I fully expect the Demunists to demand Mrs. Kavanaugh testify under oath about this....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (ujg0T)

247 A new Gallup poll has GOP favorability at 45%, the highest in seven years.

https://tinyurl.com/y7v2mfge

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (HiLJ1)

248 . And Snow is out...

Snow is gone... Collins is in

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (O2RFr)

249 199 181 Weren't Amnesty International employees schtupping children of the countries they were supposed to be helping? Or was it infecting the population of countries they were suppose to be helping?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 03:53 PM (v1udk)

Those were the UN Peacekeepers. Keep your hypocrites straight. I know it's hard with all of them.
Posted by: Roy



I choose to 'Believe' that Amnesty International are pro child rape. I mean, thats the new rules, right? Accusation = Guilt?

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (9UOa5)

250 The sentence in the link is coherent. But the quote in the tweet, ending on a period, is not even a proper sentence. I guess they ran out of space but it makes them look stupid.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (/qEW2)

251 We need to set Republican moms loose on these AI azzholes.
Republican Mom:
What 17 year old boy hasn't committed a human rights violation?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (+lVUW)

252
Just one thing to do.

Toga party.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (BWL+E)

253 247 A new Gallup poll has GOP favorability at 45%, the highest in seven years.

https://tinyurl.com/y7v2mfge
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (HiLJ1)

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Blue Wave!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (V7Dgx)

254 Breaking: Doctors Without Borders condemns Kavanaugh for not sterilizing dildo in dishwasher before wagging it

Posted by: Hands at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (786Ro)

255 It disturbs me, but doesn't surprise me, that someone here actually searched the Internet for average penis size.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (w5kO1)

256 Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav

Why would he want to do an interview before testimony?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)

257 I'm waiting for the Food Network to denounce Kav.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

258 Breaking!!!

U.N. Human rights council, led by Iran, Yemen, Cuba, North Korea and Burma calls on Kav to withdraw

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (ZzhHV)

259 What does Bofa mean?

Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (3HNOQ)

260 Oh Lord, how I despise these Julia types!
I think it's high time that us the Mama Bears make it clear to these feminazis that we wont allow them to destroy our sons lives.

Posted by: Martell at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (VDhTv)

261 My landscapers daughter is named Maria. Long jet black hair and soft olive colored skin, reminds me of my days spent in the small Mexican towns along the Rio Bravo del Norte.Good times indeed.



Out in the west Texas town of El Paso?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (yDqYW)

262 130
Why not get the ICC to indict Kavanaugh?



I kind of just stole this comment and tweeted it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2018

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The ICC? Kavanaugh is involved in trucking violations?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (/ZWeB)

263
Holy Crap. The govt actually fired somebody, that chick from the latest O'Keefe investigation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

264 What does Bofa mean?
Posted by: JAS


Bofa deez nutz.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (yDqYW)

265 Guys?

I am honestly afraid of what is coming.

To get their base so massively worked up, so rabid over something that 20 years ago would have been a 80+ vote?

To be able to stoke so much rage and hatred over something with ZERO proof?

Only blood and violence can follow now...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (REUHw)

266 256 Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav

Why would he want to do an interview before testimony

Because he has had to sit there and take all this crap without getting to say anything while his "accusers" are spewing all these lies

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (O2RFr)

267 Hey! With all the girls and women I have empowered, I should be the one receiving the BOFA medal! Not that amateur Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (Y0byY)

268 "Agreed. The thing is, with the Rameriz chick - so transparently BS. I think it actually gave GOPe some backbone."


Tawana Brawley was more believable than Ramirez.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (OD2ni)

269 It disturbs me, but doesn't surprise me, that someone here actually searched the Internet for average penis size.
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Hmm. I wont be disturbed until someone here starts soliciting pictures for a Horde specific survey on the average moron's dong. But won't be surprised.

Posted by: Dr. Bombay at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (+n7fG)

270 Theory: Ronan Farrow is a GOP operative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (V7Dgx)

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But..... Occams Razor says he an idiot and a dick.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (8XRCm)

271 259 What does Bofa mean?
Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (3HNOQ)
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Heh, I asked the same thing. I got an answer and I still didn't understand. LOL

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

272 41
Wasn't he background checked by the FBI on, like, 3 separate occasions? I think they flag crimes against humanity.

Posted by: Flyguy at September 24, 2018 03:41 PM (3sOO0)

Nope.

That count would be SIX (6) separate FBI background investigations, the first one in 1993.

Since this is Ace of Spades, and by rule there is no math, I will break this rule just like ChiFi did the Senate rules and DO MATH!.
That would be eleven (11) years after the supposed evil Satan reincarnate Kavanaugh went wild as a sexual freak, literally raping hundreds of innocent women and forcibly introducing them to dildos.
The FBI interviews not only your friends, but seek those who don't like you for whatever reason and interview them, too.

Strange, isn't it, that in 1993 these women had no memory of such an evil set of acts, but in 2018, they suddenly do remember the evil?

Yeah, the country is done, at least until we start bending lamp posts with rope and liars.


Helicopter drops are just for show, but lamp posts and rope tell them no.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO)

273 259
What does Bofa mean?


Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (3HNOQ)


I believe Ace said it's an internet / twitter thing.
A; You need BofAB: What's BofAA: BofA deez nuts in your mouth.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (q1VoB)

274 255
It disturbs me, but doesn't surprise me, that someone here actually searched the Internet for average penis size.


I just read the daily-mail. They have a front-page article on the topic every couple of months.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (vWMNq)

275 Professional Porn Workers Union calls for Kav's withdrawal cause he was working without a union card.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (ymnmz)

276 What does Bofa mean?
Posted by: JAS


If i had the power, I'd ban you.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (c07y/)

277 Wait, this is Amnesty INTERNATIONAL.

And they are attempting to influence US Politics.


So by the new James Wood Twitter Standard, they must be Ban'd!

Posted by: Don Quixotic at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (NgKpN)

278 I know none of the above are confirmed out, but it's sure looking like at least two will be.


Based on?

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (T6t7i)

279 Count de Monet, pretty accurate (actually original Friday deadline was 10AM, extended to 10PM that night).


As I keep saying tomorrow AM is a hard deadline, and data point on Dem exit strategy from this. It's a disaster for them, longer it goes, likely a catastrophe.


Julia didn't come, but her middle aged suburban mom is pretty unnerved and pissed about this kind of crap menacing Julia's younger brothers.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (QDnY+)

280 What does Bofa mean?
Posted by: JAS

I have had to answer that question more times than I can count. If only fathers would teach their daughters the important things in life....

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (Y0byY)

281 A; You need BofA


B: What's BofA


A: BofA deez nuts in your mouth.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (q1VoB)

282 Point of order: the proper phrase for this is not "jumping the shark," it is "nuking the refrigerator."

Posted by: Delayna's deplorable tar and feather warehouse at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (QBqqe)

283 The ICC? Kavanaugh is involved in trucking violations?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (/ZWeB)


He illegally moved a knight 2 squares left and 2 squares up, declared "mate" and wiped the board clean before his opponent could realize that he had cheated.

Serious stuff. Oregon Muse covered it on the chess thread a few weeks ago.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (VE0m1)

284 I believe Ace said it's an internet / twitter thing.
A; You need BofAB: What's BofAA: BofA deez nuts in your mouth.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (q1VoB)

There's also a few related phrases, like Ligma.

These trash-weasels need to Ligma.

Ligma Balls.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (R9+0K)

285 A new Gallup poll has GOP favorability at 45%, the highest in seven years.

https://tinyurl.com/y7v2mfge
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (HiLJ1)

Moral Victory for the Dems!

Posted by: The MSM at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (Ldr3U)

286 Holy Crap. The govt actually fired somebody, that chick from the latest O'Keefe investigation.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

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BULLFUCKINGSHIT.

She'll get a two week vacation and be transferred from State Dept to the IRS.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (8XRCm)

287 I, for one, am waiting for Justin Bieber to weigh in.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 03:49 PM (C1PQi)
.............

You want Justin Bieber
You'd settle for Leanardo DiCaprio
You'll get Spartacus

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr)

288 261 My landscapers daughter is named Maria. Long jet black hair and soft olive colored skin, reminds me of my days spent in the small Mexican towns along the Rio Bravo del Norte.Good times indeed.

Out in the west Texas town of El Paso?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (yDqYW)



Or in Matamoros.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-UofkZTl4k

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (ujg0T)

289 270 Theory: Ronan Farrow is a GOP operative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (V7Dgx)

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But..... Occams Razor says he an idiot and a dick.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (8XRCm)

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Not mutually exclusive!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (V7Dgx)

290 Meb I've been staring at my screen too long, but that yellow on the AI logo is about to give me an epileptic seizure.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (TiOB2)

291 Ligma Balls.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (R9+0K)


19 Y/O told me that one.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (q1VoB)

292 268
"Agreed. The thing is, with the Rameriz chick - so transparently BS. I think it actually gave GOPe some backbone."





Tawana Brawley was more believable than Ramirez.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (OD2ni)


Memba Me?

Mike Nifong cries when he does.

Posted by: Duke Hoax Rape at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (ymnmz)

293 264 What does Bofa mean?
Posted by: JAS


Bofa deez nutz.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (yDqYW)

LOL. I don't even know what that answer means! Sometimes I'm slow on the uptake.

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

294 Amnesoy International
Amnesty International House of Soy

What fucking clowns.

Posted by: Kensington at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (Cw3TC)

295 Has Ben Sasse landed yet ?

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (RPd8p)

296 NFL star Ray Rice calls on Kav to withdraw

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (ZzhHV)

297 >>>>I know none of the above are confirmed out, but it's sure looking like at least two will be.


Based on?


Posted by: pep at September 24, 2018 04:02 PM (T6t7i)



Based on much concern.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (5AVMW)

298 I want Jen Rubin investigated.

Posted by: kallisto at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (v2uEC)

299 The great duel, the mother of all battles has begun... The dawn of victory nears as this great showdown begins!

Posted by: Saddam Kavanaugh at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (AzW6q)

300 BULLFUCKINGSHIT.

She'll get a two week vacation and be transferred from State Dept to the IRS.

Posted by: fixerupper

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Let's send her to a vacation in the mid-Atlantic.

Posted by: RKae at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (+8JQJ)

301 It disturbs me, but doesn't surprise me, that someone here actually searched the Internet for average penis size.

After reading Breakfast of Champions, I was disabused of ever caring about that again.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (v1udk)

302 271
259 What does Bofa mean?

Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (3HNOQ)

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Heh, I asked the same thing. I got an answer and I still didn't understand. LOL

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (G0vdT)

Bofa deez nutz.
It means the person has a pair of really big balls and isn't afraid to use them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (UsCnO)

303 Ronan Sinatra

Posted by: Jonah at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (ZzhHV)

304 Kathleen Perez:

"Thank you! We don't need any pro-torture, pro-groper, would-be rapists in #Scotus #Kavanaugh is a terrible human being and not worthy to serve the U. S."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 24, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC)

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This kind of crap would be hysterical if I didn't know these idiots actually believe this kind nonsense.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (qC1Sy)

305 To be able to stoke so much rage and hatred over something with ZERO proof? Only blood and violence can follow now...
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I agree. It's now a question of "when," not "if."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (HiLJ1)

306 Breaking News - Brett Kavanaugh has been accused of secretly being a Nazi war criminal Herbert Schulsman. Schulsman was a guard at Auschwitz. While this doesn't make a lick of sense , senate democrats have asked for a seven week pause in the vote to evaluate this serious charge.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (ABH6n)

307 To get their base so massively worked up, so rabid over something that 20 years ago would have been a 80+ vote?

To be able to stoke so much rage and hatred over something with ZERO proof?

Only blood and violence can follow now...
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The Obama cabal needs them really fired up. It takes a lot of effort and resources to pull off a prison break out of Gitmo.

In all seriousness, its hard to imagine that there won't be blood. They have no limits and will not stop until something stops them.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (ge2q6)

308 Let's send her to a vacation in the mid-Atlantic.
Posted by: RKae at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (+8JQJ)
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Please don't. But feel free to send her to the middle of the Atlantic.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (C1PQi)

309 226
The Klingon High Command demands a halt to the confirmation hearing
until any involvement with the creation of the tribble creature can be
determined.

Posted by: American at September 24, 2018

*
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The Council of Gorn demands that the Federation war criminal James T. Kirk be handed over to them immediately for trial, then death by torture.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (/ZWeB)

310 What 17 year old boy hasn't committed a human rights violation?

Posted by: nerdygirl


And then grossly exaggerated it to his buddies.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (T6t7i)

311 The left is literally firing every weapon they have, firing all ammunition, as if this moment was the final battle of Armageddon. They have declared that this is Their Hill to Die On.

If they succeed, then the United States as a representative republic is finished. The Left will know that all they need to do to exert Total Control and ignore the Constitution is to simply turn everything up to eleventy at the drop of a hat and throw a toddler-esque temper tantrum, and they will always get their way on everything, always, forever. Pretty soon, in fact, all they'll have to do is arch an eyebrow and say, "You wouldn't want us to throw a tantrum, would you? WOULD YOU?" and the Republicans will instantly cave.

The Democratic Party has weaponized Borderline Personality Disorder.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (c+2jX)

312 LOL. I don't even know what that answer means! Sometimes I'm slow on the uptake.
Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2018 04:03 PM (G0vdT)

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Sheesh. BOFA is short for "both of". That's it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (I16G8)

313 306 Breaking News - Brett Kavanaugh has been accused of secretly being a Nazi war criminal Herbert Schulsman. Schulsman was a guard at Auschwitz. While this doesn't make a lick of sense , senate democrats have asked for a seven week pause in the vote to evaluate this serious charge.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at September 24, 2018 04:04 PM (ABH6n)

He turned me into a newt!

Posted by: Leftist Villager at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (R9+0K)

314 Now any woman who had sex 30 years ago or feels like she was assaulted in any way can just say it happened against their will and that's it.. Imagine all those with a grudge or something against a Man.. Just say it and it's true... This is so f**ked up

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (O2RFr)

315
What does Bofa mean?
Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (3HNOQ)


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Ever notice that hanging out here is like going from 5th grade elementary innocence to middle school debauchery.

The things we learn from the older students.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (8XRCm)

316 Keep BOFA alive, sir yes sir.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (HqJdq)

317 There may be something to that. It's like 9/11. After the first plane hit, there were still lots of people who thought it was an accident. When the 2nd plane hit, it was clearly enemy action. This latest accusation is so preposterous, it makes even the smooth-brained wonder if this is all on the up and up.
Posted by: pep at September 24, 2018 03:58 PM (T6t7i)

Excellent point.
It definitely seems to have woken the GOP

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (NFEMn)

318 Amnesty International might as well have a Hammer and Sickle as their emblem.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (reARY)

319 Boy
The old AOS podcast would be really funny if they were still doing it these days

There,s even a new Bradley Cooper movie to talk about

Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (RPd8p)

320 The Democratic Party has weaponized Borderline Personality Disorder.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (c+2jX)

I think they're well past the borderline at this point.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (R9+0K)

321
Nope, she got fired. Gone.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (r+sAi)

322 201 RBG won't kick the bucket. she's been nailed there.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (evq2A)

phrasing

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (wI2mw)

323 319 Boy
The old AOS podcast would be really funny if they were still doing it these days

There,s even a new Bradley Cooper movie to talk about
Posted by: McCool at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (RPd8p)

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Oh, I do miss the podcast...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (V7Dgx)

324 A review of our records indicates that Judge Kavanaugh, in the 1975 - 1977 Halloween donation seasons, agreed to become a collector for UNICEF. However, he turned in the smallest amounts of donations ever for his territory, including various buttons and some novelty wooden nickles. We demand the FBI investigate Kavanaugh's performance as a representative of UNICEF for suspected skimming. We demand that a vote on Kavanaugh's confirmation be delayed until there is a hearing with witnesses from whom Kavanaugh solicited contributions and a complete forensic audit of his collection activities. We must not allow such a perfidious scoundrel to be seated on the Supreme Court!

Posted by: UNICEF at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (QLvwG)

325 In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order.

Posted by: Idi Amin Kavanaugh at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (AzW6q)

326 Bofa deez nutz.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (yDqYW)

LOL. I don't even know what that answer means! Sometimes I'm slow on the uptake.
Posted by: WisRich

Hood speak - Bofa deez nutz onna yer chin

Translation into English: Both of my nuts would look good on your chin.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (yDqYW)

327 Bofa. P. W. Bofa, former president of South Africa.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (fA1SL)

328 Southern Poverty Law Center has put Kavanaugh on their Hate Watch List. He must be stopped.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (MxEKc)

329 322 201 RBG won't kick the bucket. she's been nailed there.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (evq2A)

phrasing

It wasn't me

Posted by: Kavanaugh destroyer of the Wimmens at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (O2RFr)

330 The dems midterm polling must be horrible

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (7ZVPa)

331 "Human Rights Violations"

weeell Bret did eat a lobster once without getting it stoned before it was cooked, and lobsters are people too. So there's that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (O5bec)

332 NFL star Ray Lewis and MLB Star Alex Rodriquez call for Judge Kavanaugh to step down. His credibility is tarnished . . .





(just kiddin)

Posted by: Simplemind at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (ge2q6)

333 It disturbs me, but doesn't surprise me, that someone here actually searched the Internet for average penis size.


I just read the daily-mail. They have a front-page article on the topic every couple of months.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (vWMNq)

The average penis size fluctuates from month to month.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (NFEMn)

334 The bofa joke is sexist because women don't have nuts.

Wait, that makes me transphobic! (head explodes)

Posted by: Outraged Feminists Everywhere (Is there Another Kind?) at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (CxVWA)

335 How many divisions does Amnesty International have?

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (mCMQ5)

336 208 Ohhh...Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav..I hope he shreds the left a new ass hole.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

I'd love to see it, but surely not.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (wI2mw)

337 The Red Cross and United Way have been strangely silent on the Kavanaugh nomination. Time for them to take a stand!

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (yL25O)

338 Hey. Hey. Remember those old Howard Stern bits?

We should get people to call up news stations doing on-air segments, with people saying that they've uncovered fresh allegations against Kavanaugh...

And once they get past the credulous call dumps, say something absolutely absurd.

Like that he's in league with the space aliens that abducted your dog and replaced it with an evil lizard-dog.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (R9+0K)

339 328 Southern Poverty Law Center has put Kavanaugh on their Hate Watch List. He must be stopped.
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (MxEKc)

===========

Is Bobby Fisher on that list?

Cause he hates him some Jews.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (V7Dgx)

340 So if 144 Yale graduates sign a letter supporting ford, is that equal to gross ignorance?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (EOfHE)

341
ATTENTION AMNESTY INT'L:

You've abandoned Paul Manafort as well as an American priest in Turkey.

Your organization is a sham.

That is all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (/9p9e)

342 Ooooh... Amnesia International weighs in!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (jDF8P)

343 Kav??! Dude??!

Posted by: Roger Clemens at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (ymnmz)

344 Hey, when is the new Drift-Compatible 'cast coming out?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (bcbK8)

345 324 A review of our records indicates that Judge Kavanaugh, in the 1975 - 1977 Halloween donation seasons, agreed to become a collector for UNICEF. However, he turned in the smallest amounts of donations ever for his territory, including various buttons and some novelty wooden nickles. We demand the FBI investigate Kavanaugh's performance as a representative of UNICEF for suspected skimming. We demand that a vote on Kavanaugh's confirmation be delayed until there is a hearing with witnesses from whom Kavanaugh solicited contributions and a complete forensic audit of his collection activities. We must not allow such a perfidious scoundrel to be seated on the Supreme Court!
Posted by: UNICEF at September 24, 2018 04:06 PM (QLvwG)



Remember when we learned the UNICEF Halloween Money was more often than not going to Palestini-goon terrorists? Good times!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (ujg0T)

346 The left is literally firing every weapon they have, firing all
ammunition, as if this moment was the final battle of Armageddon. They
have declared that this is Their Hill to Die On.



They have pushed the Death Blossom button.

Posted by: The Last Starfighter at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (QLvwG)

347 If only the liberal media will give us wall to wall coverage of the Kavanaugh gang rape ring. I want liberal tears and insanity everywhere.

Posted by: Draki at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (Y0byY)

348 Theory: Ronan Farrow is a GOP operative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (V7Dgx)

Not the Ronan Farrow who wrote that latest New Yorker article.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (wI2mw)

349 Oh the humanity!

Posted by: Hindenburg Guy Watching Bret Kavanaugh in Action at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (MiwTB)

350 Immadinnerjacket of Iran has stated that clearly Judge Kavanaugh must resign, as what he did was Haram for non Moslems.

Posted by: Don Quixotic at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (NgKpN)

351 So if 144 Yale graduates sign a letter supporting ford, is that equal to gross ignorance?


They're at Yale. To ask is to answer.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (yQpMk)

352 International House of Pancakes condemns Kavanaugh for licking syrup dispenser in a drunken state.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (oVJmc)

353 Bofa deez nutz.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (yDqYW)

LOL. I don't even know what that answer means! Sometimes I'm slow on the uptake.
Posted by: WisRich

Hood speak - Bofa deez nutz onna yer chin

Translation into English: Both of my nuts would look good on your chin.

-------

Just to make the final point:


You would have a dick in your mouth.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (8XRCm)

354 Ooooh... Amnesia International weighs in!
Posted by: tu3031 at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (jDF8P)
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But they forgot what they wanted to say.

Posted by: bluebell at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (C1PQi)

355 Yeah Sasse really ought to be either silent on Trump or talking about this. Pick one, bro. You know better.

Groups like Amnesty International all inevitably wear out their welcome. When you're busy going after international slavery or tyrannical monsters, people will back you but it always ends up with them slouching after stuff like this and that dilutes any good will they retain. There was a time when the ACLU was respected for its neutral, pro-rights, pro-liberty work but they pissed that all away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)

356 Out in the west Texas town of El Paso?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (yDqYW)
*Oh yeah! The air is fine if you've got the time.
IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (xqfqx)

357 The tweet is the first in a series of three, the other two are even more ridiculous.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 24, 2018 04:09 PM (Ldr3U)

358 346 The left is literally firing every weapon they have, firing all
ammunition, as if this moment was the final battle of Armageddon. They
have declared that this is Their Hill to Die On.


They have pushed the Death Blossom button.
Posted by: The Last Starfighter at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (QLvwG)

Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

359 339 328 Southern Poverty Law Center has put Kavanaugh on their Hate Watch List. He must be stopped.
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (MxEKc)

===========

Is Bobby Fisher on that list?

Cause he hates him some Jews.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (V7Dgx)



Jew hate is just fine with the Soviet Poverty Law Center. They give The Nation Of Islam and others of that ilk a pass all the time.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (ujg0T)

360 It's a wonder Kav managed to graduate from Yale with all the Rapin' going on.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (O2RFr)

361 Rae Carruth just released a statement saying the Kavanaugh hearings should be paused because respecting women is the highest priority.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (4ErVI)

362
This was obtained using the bing.com search engine btw. God, the stupid is just too much and too ridiculous for words.

Posted by: lightning at September 24, 2018 03:57 PM (rfvlz)



The bad news is now you'll be getting endless ads for penis enlargement products.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (TAmPV)

363 331
"Human Rights Violations"

weeell Bret did eat a lobster once without getting it stoned before it was cooked, and lobsters are people too. So there's that.


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (O5bec)


Kav ate my fish taco!

Posted by: Phylis Diller at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

364 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (jsWA8)

365 The Democratic Party has weaponized Borderline Personality Disorder.





Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (c+2jX)

The dem party wants to weaponize BPD.

They'll settle for inflamed IBS.

They'll get BoFa.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (5jVnA)

366 You would have a dick in your mouth.



Ben Rothlisberger wept.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (yQpMk)

367 To be able to stoke so much rage and hatred over something with ZERO proof?

***

You have to understand the left doesn't believe in objective reality.

They *need* Kavanaugh to be some horrible person, so they take what are, to them, the greatest sins and cast them upon them.

They don't need truth....because the narrative says this is what Kavanaugh must be. And there is nothing that can dissuade them, because the narrative is more important.




Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (eSx+E)

368 329 322 201 RBG won't kick the bucket. she's been nailed there.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (evq2A)

phrasing

It wasn't me

Posted by: Kavanaugh destroyer of the Wimmens at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM



Has anyone seen the Paolo?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (EOfHE)

369 Kavanaugh built a pyramid of skulls and must resign.

Well, maybe not a pyramid, but at least a pretty good pile.

Okay, he found a possum skull in the woods, but you see where I'm going with this.

Posted by: Tamerlane at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (T6t7i)

370 "The Blackburn Bofa was one of the least successful British aircraft of the Second World War, suffering from a serious lack of engine power, and with a front line career of only three months."

Posted by: Miklos, Maybe they sholda used STP testosterone additives at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (zCyNd)

371 OT Question before I have to catch a bus home : Does drinking 2 nights in a row count as a "drinking problem"?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

372 The left is literally firing every weapon they have, firing all ammunition, as if this moment was the final battle of Armageddon. They have declared that this is Their Hill to Die On.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:05 PM (c+2jX)


The left understands that they never die. They, as Barky demonstrated so well - especially with BarkyCare and what he did trying to shove it through - just want to fvck everything up as much as possible. They actually want the system to break so that gives them the freedom to use any and all means to get anything they want, since it's win-win for them: if they get what they want, they win, if they don't they do damage to the system in the process, they win. And if they don't get either, then they just reset and start pulling the same shit with the next issue.

But they know that leftism never dies, since there are always new damaged personalities growing up to take over their standard (of societal destruction).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (VE0m1)

373 Do I want the barbecue flavored bag of dicks today, or the caliente bag of dicks?

The sour cream and onion bag of dicks is also looking really good.

Posted by: Amnesty International at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (/cL3k)

374 And now for something completely different:

Raquel Welch in Bandolero.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (bcbK8)

375 As it turns out SPLC has editorialized against Kavanaugh because he is a threat to our rights we hold dear and democracy itself. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (MxEKc)

376 And then grossly exaggerated it to his buddies.

Not so much a violation as a vague "my hand got near her butt" event then a long tale about sexually exhausting Sally Mammaries -- who he's seen naked -- to his buddies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (39g3+)

377 McConnell wouldn't be out there unless he knew he had this - have to run out and buy more pitchers to catch the liberal tears.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (AjNMO)

378 Yes, Kavanaugh spent his teen aged years getting women drunk and attacking them with dildos.

It was horrible, it was mean. I would have stopped him, but I was broadcasting this evil to the world.


Posted by: Brian Williams at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (UsCnO)

379 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!

I think it's a smart move, though Tucker can be tough

Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (O2RFr)

380 I didn't realize AI was still around. They need to be squashed like a bug.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (r9UYA)

381 I hope people are getting to the point where they assume by default that such organizations are worthless and unreliable.

I have no detailed knowledge about their history, but I assume the cases they support are biased. They take the part of imprisoned terrorists, but never the part of a Christian imprisoned and tortured by Muslims. And whoever else's side they take are probably just as bad as the regime who imprisoned them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (/qEW2)

382 Washington Nationals ban Kavanaugh from Nats Park for spilling nacho cheese on his seat. Female usher traumatized: "It looked like orange semen"

Posted by: Hands at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (786Ro)

383 326 Bofa deez nutz.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (yDqYW)

LOL. I don't even know what that answer means! Sometimes I'm slow on the uptake.
Posted by: WisRich

Hood speak - Bofa deez nutz onna yer chin

Translation into English: Both of my nuts would look good on your chin.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 24, 2018 04:07 PM (yDqYW)


Hey..... waitz a minute... dey done talk like dat! I does...

Posted by: Chico Marx at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (NgKpN)

384 Ms. Barbra Streisand believes that we should "delay the Vote — for Kavanaugh, for His Accuser and for the Court".

The Horde may now return to its regularly-scheduled activities.

Posted by: The Moron News Service, Sewing Circle, and Timing Association at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (ctuyM)

385 348 Theory: Ronan Farrow is a GOP operative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (V7Dgx)

Not the Ronan Farrow who wrote that latest New Yorker article.
Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:08 PM (wI2mw)

===========

Game it out slightly:

He puts out a terrible piece that he knows the Left will love but will be completely ineffectual in achieving it's supposed aim (taking out Kavanaugh).

The Left loves him, giving him an even greater platform to out sexual miscreants, which he goes back to doing, investigating people who actually deserves it.

In the future, he uses the Left's love of him to push pieces that are obviously terribly sourced and wrong against Republicans from time to time, each one designed to take the air out of the balloon of whatever controversy is surrounding said Republican.

It's conspiracy theory level thinking, but it's a nice thought.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (V7Dgx)

386 Amnesty International needs more ghey networks.

Posted by: Pope Commie, with Something On His Chin at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (HiLJ1)

387 361 Rae Carruth just released a statement saying the Kavanaugh hearings should be paused because respecting women is the highest priority.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (4ErVI)

I say that the vote must go forward, because disrespecting liars and charlatans is more important. For Great Justice, or whatever.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (R9+0K)

388 Bofa deez nutz onna yer chin

I do find the Irish language enchanting.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (4ErVI)

389 What really burns my nads is that it was the left that politicized the SC in the first place.

Screw em all with Ecstasy-fueled octopus tentacles.

Posted by: West at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (7Fa8Y)

390 364
Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (jsWA


Kav and his wife sexually assault Tucker Carlson, caught in a nasty three way.

Posted by: CNN at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (ymnmz)

391 It's a wonder Kav managed to graduate from Yale with all the Rapin' going on.

Between the blackout drinking and dick wagging how much could he have had to study and go to class.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (v1udk)

392 Theory: Ronan Farrow is a GOP operative.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 03:56 PM (V7Dgx)

-----

But..... Occams Razor says he an idiot and a dick.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:01 PM (8XRCm)
===========

The most recent screencaps I've seen of him look like a middle-aged lesbian.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (vg8iE)

393 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (jsWA

To be immediately followed by Dick Goodstein to shit all over them...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (NFEMn)

394
What does Bofa mean?
Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (3HNOQ)


Now you've done it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (TAmPV)

395 310 What 17 year old boy hasn't committed a human rights violation?

Posted by: nerdygirl

And then grossly exaggerated it to his buddies.
Posted by: pep


I knew that all teenage boys were liars when, at a pinball parlor when I was a teenager, I overheard two boys talking as they played the Captain Fantastic pinball machine, and one of them vividly described how last weekend the girl with the biggest tits in school had been playing Captain Fantastic with him and flirting and before long she had dropped her panties and he was banging her doggy-style against the machine while her boobs were pressed to the glass.

In public. At a crowded pinball hall. And he was covered in pimples and an obvious virgin and had no social skills.

The other boy breathed through his mouth and grunted his admiration for the liar's Chick Skills.

I knew right then that boys just made shit up all the time, and think they get away with it. Never had any reason to change my opinion.

(I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (c+2jX)

396 Hundreds of leftwing activists outside Flake's ofc.

Posted by: HA at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (MAstk)

397 I thought this had to be fake, and went to the AI website. Looked good, with real world issues and no mention of the Kavanaugh vote. Then, went to Amnesty USA, which was mostly bullshit progressive causes, but still nothing on Kavanaugh.

Their blue checkmarked Twitter does indeed have the tweet, though. Sad.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (CxVWA)

398 371 OT Question before I have to catch a bus home : Does drinking 2 nights in a row count as a "drinking problem"?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

Depends, how much are you spilling?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

399 Brett Kavanaugh had a glass of wine last weekend, such a man is unfit to serve on SCOTUS.

Posted by: The Prohibition Party at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (Ldr3U)

400 Kavanaugh built a pyramid of skulls and must resign.


Because it was supposed to be a WALL of skulls!

You had just one job, Brett. This time start with Feinstein.

Posted by: Miklos, tzampotli inspector at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (zCyNd)

401 I hope Mitch and Grassley are whipping all the GOP senators into submission.
*hmm...that did not come out right*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)

402 370 "The Blackburn Bofa was one of the least successful British aircraft of the Second World War, suffering from a serious lack of engine power, and with a front line career of only three months."

Posted by: Miklos, Maybe they sholda used STP testosterone additives at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (zCyNd)

It takes a lot of engine power to haul bofa.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (R9+0K)

403 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (jsWA

--------------

If true, this really surprises me. He must be totally sick of all this shit.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (I16G8)

404 I didn't realize AI was still around. They need to be squashed like a bug.



Posted by: Under Fire at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (r9UYA)


Yeah, both them and greenpenis.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (9Om/r)

405 But they know that leftism never dies, since there are always new damaged personalities growing up to take over their standard (of societal destruction).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (VE0m1)


Leftism never dies... but a whole lot of Leftists do every time they overplay their hand.

Like... now.

Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (NgKpN)

406 Say, just how old are Kavanaugh's daughters??
Just wondering.



Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (xqfqx)

407 382
Washington Nationals ban Kavanaugh from Nats Park for spilling nacho
cheese on his seat. Female usher traumatized: "It looked like orange
semen"

Posted by: Hands at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (786Ro)

He ate a cheese dog suggestively while looking at me.

Posted by: Usher at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (ymnmz)

408 Is Ronan Farrow transitioning?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (5AVMW)

409 Is Bobby Fisher on that list?



Cause he hates him some Jews.

Hated. He's been dead 10 years.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (jDF8P)

410 395 310 What 17 year old boy hasn't committed a human rights violation?

Posted by: nerdygirl

And then grossly exaggerated it to his buddies.
Posted by: pep

I knew that all teenage boys were liars when, at a pinball parlor when I was a teenager, I overheard two boys talking as they played the Captain Fantastic pinball machine, and one of them vividly described how last weekend the girl with the biggest tits in school had been playing Captain Fantastic with him and flirting and before long she had dropped her panties and he was banging her doggy-style against the machine while her boobs were pressed to the glass.

In public. At a crowded pinball hall. And he was covered in pimples and an obvious virgin and had no social skills.

The other boy breathed through his mouth and grunted his admiration for the liar's Chick Skills.

I knew right then that boys just made shit up all the time, and think they get away with it. Never had any reason to change my opinion.

(I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (c+2jX)



And now I have that "Bennie and the Jets" song stuck in my head.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (ujg0T)

411 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!



I think it's a smart move, though Tucker can be tough


I can't imagine why he would do this. It's just tipping his hand.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (lwiT4)

412 Kav once crop dusted a crowded Red Line train while getting off at Metro Center.

Oh sorry, that was me.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (OD2ni)

413 Fuck poll numbers. The November midterms will swing on turnout

The Left are like the Japanese bombing Pearl Harbor. A sneaky dirty trick that Woke a slumbering giant: older male voter turnout. Some of their women too

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (qMV6r)

414 Kav and his wife sexually assault Tucker Carlson, caught in a nasty three way.


Posted by: CNN at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (ymnmz)
On live TV?? Oh my.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

415 Kav ate my fish taco!
Posted by: Phylis Diller at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

The crime was she never got to thank him.

Posted by: West at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (7Fa8Y)

416 (I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (c+2jX)

...

But you did play Captain Fantastic pinball?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (yL25O)

417 406
Say, just how old are Kavanaugh's daughters??
Just wondering.





Posted by: Inner thoughts with Joe Biden at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (xqfqx)

(wakes up wipes drool off)

Posted by: Bill from Chappaqua at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (ymnmz)

418 I thought the Amnesty USA thing had to be the Onion. These people are truly out of their minds. If the Republicans ever get the chance to replace one of the real liberals on the court, they might just explode.

Posted by: Leeotis at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (lfjmL)

419 Guys...guys...guy!
You're missing the important point here:

Zombie doesn't wear panties.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK8)

420 398 371 OT Question before I have to catch a bus home : Does drinking 2 nights in a row count as a "drinking problem"?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

Depends, how much are you spilling?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (bcbK


No, but its usually called, a weekend...

Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

421 Say, just how old are Kavanaugh's daughters??
Just wondering.


"I bet their hair smells reaal good."
--Joe Biden, talking out loud while thinking its inner monologue

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (39g3+)

422 375 As it turns out SPLC has editorialized against Kavanaugh because he is a threat to our rights we hold dear and democracy itself. I am not making this up.
Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (MxEKc)


"We." I do not think it means what they think it means.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (/9p9e)

423 Bofa is like the old Joe joke. Joe who, you ask?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (rEjD0)

424 259 What does Bofa mean?
Posted by: JAS at September 24, 2018 04:00 PM (3HNOQ)

heh

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (wI2mw)

425 In the future, he uses the Left's love of him to push pieces that are obviously terribly sourced and wrong against Republicans from time to time, each one designed to take the air out of the balloon of whatever controversy is surrounding said Republican.

It's conspiracy theory level thinking, but it's a nice thought.
=====
Or just maybe, the whole thing was an op from the start. Designed to build to this moment to nuke a supreme court justice pick.

Why, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, the me too thing happen. . . its not like it hasn't been known. The misdirection is that it was started at a demoncrat funder. Of course he was getting sloppy and problematic and needed to be dealt with anyway . . .

Could be either.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (ge2q6)

426 415 Kav ate my fish taco!
Posted by: Phylis Diller at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (ymnmz)

The crime was she never got to thank him.
Posted by: West at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (7Fa8Y)


He used his fang, er, teeth!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (/9p9e)

427 You think Kavanaugh has problems?well I have a huge-ass oak tree dropping acorns on my roof and deck and on WeaselDog.

Posted by: Weasel at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (MVjcR)

428 Really that Jodie Foster film about rapin' on the pinball machine was really the story of Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (4ErVI)

429 just wait till RGB kicks the bucket.

We ain't seen shit yet.


We must maintain the balance of the court! The balance of the court is as sacred as abortion!!

/s

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (9qZ3S)

430 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM


That's perverse!


Posted by: Amnesty International at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (5jVnA)

431 (I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)

Minx.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

432 395 In public. At a crowded pinball hall. And he was covered in pimples and an obvious virgin and had no social skills.

The other boy breathed through his mouth and grunted his admiration for the liar's Chick Skills.

I knew right then that boys just made shit up all the time, and think they get away with it. Never had any reason to change my opinion.

(I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (c+2jX)

Ring Them Bells.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (UnA8+)

433 BREAKING NEWS:
This just in. A video has surfaced of Brett Kavanaugh in his college days..

https://tinyurl.com/abyhka8

Posted by: sOME mORON at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (ICWiF)

434 The Consumer Product Safety Commission has just learned that Brett Kavanaugh may have possibly removed the warning labej from his pillow by holding it by the tag during a pillow fight in 1973. Until this is fully investigated, we feel that the confirmation process must be delayed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (7ZVPa)

435 411
Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!





I think it's a smart move, though Tucker can be tough


I can't imagine why he would do this. It's just tipping his hand.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 04:14 PM (lwiT4)


To deny airspace to the Demonuts. Always attack.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (ymnmz)

436 (I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)

Posted by: zombie


That was YOU?

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (T6t7i)

437 428 Really that Jodie Foster film about rapin' on the pinball machine was really the story of Brett Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (4ErVI)


"Freddie Got Fingered."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

438 "Kavanaugh built a pyramid of skulls"


That's a feature, right? I'm kind of hoping it is true.

Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (MxEKc)

439 100 of screaming Soros paid protestors(commies) in the Hart Senate bldg. Bring on the wood shampoos Capital police.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA)

440 So this Ramirez chick says they were playing a drinking game in the dorm with a large plastic dick, instead of a bottle, and that the dick kept pointing at her, so she kept drinking.

Then she was on her back, and there was a dick in her face, and she said "this is fake" (or words to that effect), but now she says it was a real dick, and she's sure now (even though she told her friends recently that she wasn't sure) that the dick was Brett Kavanaugh's.

And all the people that Ramirez said were at this drinking party have denied that this happened, and Ramirez' closest friend from college says she never saw or heard anything about this dick incident from Ramirez, and all of Kavanaugh's dorm friends say that they never saw or heard about anything like this and they don't believe Kavanaugh would ever do anything like that.

And Ramirez herself wasn't sure that this thing happened, or that it was Kavanaugh's dick, until recently, when she spent 6 days huddled with Dim political activists and lawyers who convinced her that she absolutely remembered that the dick in her face was real, and that it belonged to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

And we should all totally believe Ramirez, because she's so . . . credible.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (fqUgw)

441 (I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (c+2jX)


-----

Ok.

Please forward my mail to my bunk. Ill be there for a while.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

442 Guys don't let the guy in the next urinal over look at their dick , yet we're supposed to believe that Kav waved his around at a party.

Yeah, sure.

Posted by: West at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (7Fa8Y)

443 201 RBG won't kick the bucket. she's been nailed there.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 03:54 PM (evq2A

I heard that in her speeches she has gotten super slow. Not a good sign for her.

Posted by: Draki at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (Y0byY)

444 The Kavanaugh's are going to be on The Story with Martha MacCallum, not Carlson's show.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (ye3s4)

445 I don't recall Amnesty getting involved when Billy Clinton was caught with his cigars in the cookie jar. In fact I think that we were told it was a totes private matter.

Posted by: cheri at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (oiNtH)

446 av and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (jsWA

--------------

If true, this really surprises me. He must be totally sick of all this shit.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (I16G

I think it's a good move. Sooner or later the LIV's are going to notice that Kavanaugh is out there defending his reputation and his accuser is no where to be seen...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (NFEMn)

447 425 Or just maybe, the whole thing was an op from the start. Designed to build to this moment to nuke a supreme court justice pick.

Why, ALL OF THE SUDDEN, the me too thing happen. . . its not like it hasn't been known. The misdirection is that it was started at a demoncrat funder. Of course he was getting sloppy and problematic and needed to be dealt with anyway . . .

Could be either.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (ge2q6)

=========

The ultimate target has always been Trump.

But the movement is run by true believers who will attack any man currently in power (outside of actual elected Democrats) who abuses his position to get sex with women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (V7Dgx)

448 #Concernfagz......

I like that.

Posted by: Sponge at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (F4u7C)

449 Martha MacCallum is doing the interview

Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (jsWA8)

450 Guys...guys...guy!

You're missing the important point here:



Zombie doesn't wear panties.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK


Didn't catch that. I think I went blank at the boobs pressed into the glass thing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (9Om/r)

451 How's Ruth Buzzie Ginsberg doing today?

Posted by: Amy Coney Barrett at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (HiLJ1)

452 432 395 In public. At a crowded pinball hall. And he was covered in pimples and an obvious virgin and had no social skills.

The other boy breathed through his mouth and grunted his admiration for the liar's Chick Skills.

I knew right then that boys just made shit up all the time, and think they get away with it. Never had any reason to change my opinion.

(I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (c+2jX)

Ring Them Bells.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 24, 2018 04:16 PM (UnA8+)



Feel Them Bumpers

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (ujg0T)

453 Breaking News:
Brett Kavinaugh is really the Florida Man!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (d7Ww2)

454 Good news! Blue Apron has come out in support of Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (O5bec)

455 442 Guys don't let the guy in the next urinal over look at their dick , yet we're supposed to believe that Kav waved his around at a party.

Yeah, sure.
Posted by: West at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (7Fa8Y)


Wang. Not just a defunct computer...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)

456 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!


U+1F926

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (v1udk)

457 Hundreds of leftwing activists outside Flake's ofc.

Posted by: HA at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (MAstk)
...............

And me here, with a job.

Posted by: wth at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr)

458 Kav put liquid heat in the jocks of the Alpha Betas and panty raided the Omega Moos. Withdraw!!!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (OD2ni)

459 Kav ate my baby!

Posted by: Elaine at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (ymnmz)

460 Guys...guys...guy!
You're missing the important point here:

Zombie doesn't wear panties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK

----

Did you miss the fact she has the biggest rack in school??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

461 Guys don't let the guy in the next urinal over look
at their dick , yet we're supposed to believe that Kav waved his around
at a party.



Yeah, sure.



Posted by: West at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (7Fa8Y)


Right? We really don't tolerate meat gazers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (9Om/r)

462 Wrong soority, he raided the Pis. The Omega Mus were the fat chicks.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (OD2ni)

463 🤦

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (v1udk)

464 Can't wait for the next state of the Union...the gallery...behind the Dems they are screaming "Jerry, Jerry.."
Behind the GOPers, it's "Toga...Toga....!"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (EOfHE)

465 450 Guys...guys...guys!

You're missing the important point here:



Zombie doesn't wear panties.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK


Didn't catch that. I think I went blank at the boobs pressed into the glass thing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (9Om/r)

It was the level of detail that sold it for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (bcbK8)

466 If true, this really surprises me. He must be totally sick of all this shit.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 24, 2018 04:13 PM (I16G



It's a replay of Clinton on 60 mins (NOT say Kav is like that).

what I am saying is kav couldn't give an answer between Spartacus and Willie Brown's girlfriend in the Committee. Plus, most normal folks didn't watch that or just saw highlights.

With his wife there and the effect this has had on her, it "personalizes" him.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (q1VoB)

467 And we should all totally believe Ramirez, because she's so . . . credible.

And again, its not that none of this is impossible or that it CANNOT be true, its that it is so implausible and filled with inconsistencies that no rational person would simply buy it based on the assertion of a single person.

None of these stories (not even the ones about Roy Moore) had a ring of truth about them. None were particularly plausible. At worst they suggested he had an eye for younger (legal) women in search for a wife.

Yet we're told if we don't totally believe this without question, we're monsters.

And Franken was framed, don't forget that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (39g3+)

468 452 Feel Them Bumpers
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 24, 2018 04:18 PM (ujg0T)

"That deaf dumb and blind kid..." has a seat as long as I have a one-eyed face!"

- - Harry Reid, the kiddie's pal

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

469 So this Ramirez chick says they were playing a drinking game in the dorm with a large plastic dick, instead of a bottle,

They were drinking out of a plastic dick?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (VE0m1)

470 My husband and I contributed to the Bruce Carrol GoFundMe. We are going to spend the evening deciding whom we are going to recommend for investigation, it will be like going through a Christmas list

Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (YuQLm)

471 "The average penis size fluctuates from month to month."

not from mouth to mouth?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (CdG6K)

472 Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav

Why would he want to do an interview before testimony?


Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)
*********************************
Yes... why?
What news network will be doing the interview?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (hECVl)

473 Did you miss the fact she has the biggest rack in school??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

Technically, that's usually the fattest girl in the school...

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (NFEMn)

474 (I knew he was lying because I didn't even wear panties that day.)
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:12 PM (c+2jX)

I didn't know you liked pinball.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (/cL3k)

475 > The left understands that they never die.

Beg to differ.

Posted by: General Pinochet at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (TM5Iv)

476 TLR What is BOFA?

Posted by: LGoPs at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (ErJlX)

477 460 Guys...guys...guys!
You're missing the important point here:

Zombie doesn't wear panties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK

----

Did you miss the fact she has the biggest rack in school??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

I carefully weighed that fact, if not her rack.
And decided that big boobs are awesome, but a chick who plays pinball without panties is a keeper.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (bcbK8)

478 462 Wrong soority, he raided the Pis. The Omega Mus were the fat chicks.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (OD2ni)


As in "Oh, mega moos!" ?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

479 How's Ruth Buzzie Ginsberg doing today?



Resting in her native earth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

480 The last week of events is exactly what a country in it's final days before a Civil War look like.

Extra food in your pantry would be a good idea right about now.

And if you aren't armed, you are late to the party, good idea to make friends with neighbors that are. And be nice to them before you need them.


Home made pies are good, for instance.


Posted by: Brian Williams at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (UsCnO)

481 419 Guys...guys...guy!
You're missing the important point here:

Zombie doesn't wear panties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK\

Not just an honorary 'ette, then, she owns it and lives the lifestyle.

Posted by: West at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (7Fa8Y)

482 We are issuing a rare call and a halt to a vote on President Trump's nomination of Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: The Lollipop Guild at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (TPYwp)

483 476 TLR What is BOFA?
Posted by: LGoPs at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (ErJlX)


As in "bof'a deez nuts."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (/9p9e)

484 You're missing the important point here:

Zombie doesn't wear panties.


Yeah so? I bet none of the 'rons here wear em. Well, maybe Buzzion, but he's a ghost.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)

485 ;D

Posted by: LGoPs at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (ErJlX)

486 and he was banging her doggy-style against the machine while her boobs were pressed to the glass.

You know the story is bogus, because the machine didn't tilt.

Posted by: Tommy at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (ctuyM)

487 get that damned Brian Williams sock out of here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (UsCnO)

488 BREAKING NEWS: Kavanaugh worked at McMartin Preschool in mid-1980's!

Posted by: CNN at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (Cw3TC)

489 470 My husband and I contributed to the Bruce Carrol GoFundMe. We are going to spend the evening deciding whom we are going to recommend for investigation, it will be like going through a Christmas list
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (YuQLm)

===========

The ones who maintain an air of objectivity.

So, not Jim Acosta. He says he's objective, but he has no air of it, and no one thinks he is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (V7Dgx)

490 Why would he want to do an interview before testimony?

Not smart at all!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (v1udk)

491 Thanks

Posted by: LGoPs at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (ErJlX)

492 "Guys don't let the guy in the next urinal over look at their dick , yet we're supposed to believe that Kav waved his around at a party."


My uncle used to tell a joke about John Wayne always coming out of the bathroom soaked because guys would turn and face him saying "aren't you John Wayne."

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (OD2ni)

Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (NLLmE)

494 In public. At a crowded pinball hall. And he was covered in pimples and an obvious virgin and had no social skills.

All the guys in grade school were bragging about peeing in girls' butts. I knew many of the guys were lying about their shenanigans in Middle School and High School.

On the other hand, a whole bunch of girls in High School turned up pregnant. And there was the incident in gym where this HYUGE muscle-head and a skank literally had sex in the dive tank during class. I was there to witness that nastiness first hand.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (9qZ3S)

495 So this Ramirez chick says they were playing a drinking game in the dorm with a large plastic dick, instead of a bottle,

They were drinking out of a plastic dick?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (VE0m1)

Playing Spin-the-Bottle with a huge plastic dildo instead of a bottle.

Guess it's kind of cool to have your dick compared favorably to a huge plastic dildo, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

496 469 So this Ramirez chick says they were playing a drinking game in the dorm with a large plastic dick, instead of a bottle,

They were drinking out of a plastic dick?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (VE0m1)


Sipping fine penis, yes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

497 It was the level of detail that sold it for me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:19 PM (bcbK




Very credible.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (yQpMk)

498 484 You're missing the important point here:

Zombie doesn't wear panties.

Yeah so? I bet none of the 'rons here wear em. Well, maybe Buzzion, but he's a ghost.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:21 PM (39g3+)

I went commando for most of my 20's. I realized that underwear is important: It protects you from your clothes and your clothes from you.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (bcbK8)

499 Like that he's in league with the space aliens that abducted your dog and replaced it with an evil lizard-dog.

Hahahaha

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (wI2mw)

500 414 Kav and his wife sexually assault Tucker Carlson, caught in a nasty three way.
_________________________

Not a three-way. The correct Georgetown Prep code word for that is: Devil's Triangle

At least, that's what ace porno skank lawyer Avenatti claims he heard from his secret sources.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw)

501 OT Question before I have to catch a bus home : Does drinking 2 nights in a row count as a "drinking problem"?

Sounds like you're having no problem drinking at all.Carry on.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (TUU1F)

502 They were drinking out of a plastic dick?

I thought they only sold those to bachelorette parties

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (39g3+)

503 So this Ramirez chick says they were playing a
drinking game in the dorm with a large plastic dick, instead of a
bottle, and that the dick kept pointing at her, so she kept drinking.



Then she was on her back, and there was a dick in her face, and she
said "this is fake" (or words to that effect), but now she says it was a
real dick, and she's sure now (even though she told her friends
recently that she wasn't sure) that the dick was Brett Kavanaugh's.



And all the people that Ramirez said were at this drinking party
have denied that this happened, and Ramirez' closest friend from college
says she never saw or heard anything about this dick incident from
Ramirez, and all of Kavanaugh's dorm friends say that they never saw or
heard about anything like this and they don't believe Kavanaugh would
ever do anything like that.



And Ramirez herself wasn't sure that this thing happened, or that it
was Kavanaugh's dick, until recently, when she spent 6 days huddled
with Dim political activists and lawyers who convinced her that she
absolutely remembered that the dick in her face was real, and that it
belonged to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.



And we should all totally believe Ramirez, because she's so . . . credible.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (fqUgw)


Wait. They played Spin The Dildo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (QLvwG)

504 495
Playing Spin-the-Bottle with a huge plastic dildo instead of a bottle.

Guess it's kind of cool to have your dick compared favorably to a huge plastic dildo, huh?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (NFEMn)


"Only Charlie Brown has the best dildo. The BEST!"

- - Prez 45 Colt

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (/9p9e)

505 Guys...guys...guy!
You're missing the important point here:

Zombie doesn't wear panties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK

I was willing to bet money that Zombie was a gay dude, so for me the important thing is Zombie is confirmed female.

I mean...I guess Zombie could still be like a transvestite or something but those odds just plummeted.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (/cL3k)

506 I don't listen to Sean Hannity, but I bet he's been saying "let not your heart be troubled" a ton on his show.

I admit this whole story makes me want to scream and break things.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (feaxc)

507 503
Wait. They played Spin The Dildo?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (QLvwG)


"Dizzy"

Tommy Roe, and an AOS Cob.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (/9p9e)

508 472
Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav



Why would he want to do an interview before testimony?





Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)

*********************************

Yes... why?

What news network will be doing the interview?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (hECVl)

supposedly on Tucker Carlson so that would be FoxNews at 8pm Eastern time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (UsCnO)

509 "Guys don't let the guy in the next urinal over look at their dick , yet we're supposed to believe that Kav waved his around at a party."

The Paolo, he don't mind if you look.
But don't stare.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (NFEMn)

510 364 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 24, 2018 04:10 PM (jsWA

no way

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (wI2mw)

511 472 Drudge says TV interview tonight..presumably Kav

Why would he want to do an interview before testimony?


Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)
*********************************
Yes... why?
What news network will be doing the interview?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (hECVl)


Very simple... he is not being tried in a court of law, or even really the Senate.

This is a public smear campaign, and so must be fought in the public arena...

Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (NgKpN)

512 Sipping fine penis, yes?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (/9p9e)

You know it!

Posted by: Shep Smith at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (Ldr3U)

513 I mean...I guess Zombie could still be like a transvestite or something but those odds just plummeted.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (/cL3k)


Get out ... Zombie is Jamie Lee Curtis !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (fiGNd)

514 506 I don't listen to Sean Hannity, but I bet he's been saying "let not your heart be troubled" a ton on his show.

I admit this whole story makes me want to scream and break things.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (feaxc)


"Things" that walk on two legs of a certain political bent...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (/9p9e)

515 OT

Have there been no GAINZ lately?

Posted by: BuckIV at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (PZ2ib)

516 You guys razzed me on my theory that the Big Cheese Dems want to lose the mid terms so the crazies will be tamed and return to the fold. So far, I think everything is pointing to just this. Politics is business and business hates crazy. See DNC bank account for the tell.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (2LelM)

517 Playing Spin-the-Bottle with a huge plastic dildo instead of a bottle.

Who ever heard of playing Spin-The-BottlePenis for drinking? Sounds retarded. There are lots and lots of silly drinking games but that's certainly not one of them.

Spin-The-BottlePenis always has been, and will always be, a sexual game.

Guess it's kind of cool to have your dick compared favorably to a huge plastic dildo, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (NFEMn)


Heh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (VE0m1)

518 I watched that speech by McConnell and it certainly was as much of a stemwinder as you are probably going to get from the man.


He was spot on and you could tell he was fucking pissed at the democrats satanic behavior.


I know I give him a lot of shit, but he did good here.


Now about the wall Mitch?

Posted by: Kreplach at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (kT3/m)

519 We call for the withdrawal of Kav for nomination to SCOTUS. Except for Alfala he a pussy hound too.

Posted by: He Man Woman Hater's Club at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (ymnmz)

520 If we can throw the entire Senate into jail until they vote then I'm all for it.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (FhXTo)

521 513 I mean...I guess Zombie could still be like a transvestite or something but those odds just plummeted.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (/cL3k)

Get out ... Zombie is Jamie Lee Curtis !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (fiGNd)

Now I'll be in MY bunk.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (bcbK8)

522 This is a public smear campaign, and so must be fought in the public arena...

Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (NgKpN)


Here ... take the Talking Stick. I'm wore out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (fiGNd)

523 377 McConnell wouldn't be out there unless he knew he had this - have to run out and buy more pitchers to catch the liberal tears.
Posted by: rammajamma at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (AjNMO)

Please be right.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (wI2mw)

524 I was willing to bet money that Zombie was a gay dude, so for me the important thing is Zombie is confirmed female.

Could be a dude that self identifies as female.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (39g3+)

525 Ever notice that hanging out here is like going from 5th grade elementary innocence to middle school debauchery.



The things we learn from the older students.





Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018

*
*
Yep, that quantum leap in filth between 6th and 7th grades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (/ZWeB)

526 there's Venezuela , Syria, the congo, and Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: amnesty shillnational at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (dPd5y)

527
Wait. They played Spin The Dildo?
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (QLvwG)

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Im not much of drinker anymore.

But I did my fair share in muh younger days.

I do not believe I could ever be drunk enough to actually play spin the dildo.

Nope.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

528 Playing Spin-the-Bottle with a huge plastic dildo instead of a bottle.

Who ever heard of playing Spin-The-BottlePenis for drinking? Sounds retarded. There are lots and lots of silly drinking games but that's certainly not one of them.

Spin-The-BottlePenis always has been, and will always be, a sexual game.

Guess it's kind of cool to have your dick compared favorably to a huge plastic dildo, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (NFEMn)


The way we played it, your penis was stationary, and the sitter was spun upon it...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (/9p9e)

529 503
So this Ramirez chick says they were playing a

drinking game in the dorm with a large plastic dick, instead of a

bottle, and that the dick kept pointing at her, so she kept drinking.





Then she was on her back, and there was a dick in her face, and she

said "this is fake" (or words to that effect), but now she says it was a

real dick, and she's sure now (even though she told her friends

recently that she wasn't sure) that the dick was Brett Kavanaugh's.





And all the people that Ramirez said were at this drinking party

have denied that this happened, and Ramirez' closest friend from college

says she never saw or heard anything about this dick incident from

Ramirez, and all of Kavanaugh's dorm friends say that they never saw or

heard about anything like this and they don't believe Kavanaugh would

ever do anything like that.





And Ramirez herself wasn't sure that this thing happened, or that it

was Kavanaugh's dick, until recently, when she spent 6 days huddled

with Dim political activists and lawyers who convinced her that she

absolutely remembered that the dick in her face was real, and that it

belonged to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.





And we should all totally believe Ramirez, because she's so . . . credible.



Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2018 04:17 PM (fqUgw)

Wow! So Brett was a PLAYER! I am even more impressed!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (UsCnO)

530 J.J., yup.

I particularly want to go to Jeff Wells' Hollywood Elsewhere and scream at those walking DNC dildoes, because I JUST KNOW they haven't stopped masturbating over all this bullshit for a week, all while they've been wringing their hands over #MeToo as long as it's targeted lib/Hollywood heroes like Weinstein and Whedon.

I keep having to remind myself, why make yourself a target for those idiots and assholes?

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (feaxc)

531 517 Playing Spin-the-Bottle with a huge plastic dildo instead of a bottle.

Who ever heard of playing Spin-The-BottlePenis for drinking? Sounds retarded. There are lots and lots of silly drinking games but that's certainly not one of them.

Spin-The-BottlePenis always has been, and will always be, a sexual game.

Guess it's kind of cool to have your dick compared favorably to a huge plastic dildo, huh?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:22 PM (NFEMn)

Heh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM



I won't say she was bad-ass...but her dildo had a kick starter.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (EOfHE)

532 So is she going to turn up on Thursday or not?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu)

533 Get out ... Zombie is Jamie Lee Curtis !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (fiGNd)

Now I'll be in MY bunk.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (bcbK


Hey ... its a free country. If you like a little cock in your cocktail dress - who am I to judge ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (fiGNd)

534 This is a public smear campaign, and so must be fought in the public arena...OCTAGON!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (oVJmc)

535 Actually that's just an old joke so who knows anything about zombie except that zombie lives in SF and has a cast iron stomach to take those pics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)

536 506 I don't listen to Sean Hannity, but I bet he's been saying "let not your heart be troubled" a ton on his show.

I admit this whole story makes me want to scream and break things.
Posted by: qdpsteve
____________

Unbelievable!

Posted by: Sean Hannity on Autopilot at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (9vQJW)

537 I was willing to bet money that Zombie was a gay dude, so for me the important thing is Zombie is confirmed female.
--------------------------------------------------

....who had the biggest rack in high school.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (NFEMn)

538 Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)

*********************************

Yes... why?

What news network will be doing the interview?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (hECVl)





Very simple... he is not being tried in a court of law, or even really the Senate.



This is a public smear campaign, and so must be fought in the public arena...

Posted by: Don Q at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (NgKpN)


Yep. A public "charm" offensive. I hope it's good.

Posted by: He Man Woman Hater's Club at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (ymnmz)

539 Herre's the view I had:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/31/67793777_0bb2bc6e54_b.jpg

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

540 Last week I was like, everytime I think things can't get any crazier they do.

Yep. It did it again didn't it. So what does that mean. That absurdity tops absurdity on a weekly basis?

I think its a sign that we are in societal free fall.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (66S8y)

541 519 We call for the withdrawal of Kav for nomination to SCOTUS. Except for Alfala he a pussy hound too.
Posted by: He Man Woman Hater's Club at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (ymnmz)


He went after Darla's Hood...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (/9p9e)

542 Fuck those guys in particular.

Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (fq72/)

543 516 You guys razzed me on my theory that the Big Cheese Dems want to lose the mid terms so the crazies will be tamed and return to the fold. So far, I think everything is pointing to just this. Politics is business and business hates crazy. See DNC bank account for the tell.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (2LelM)

===========

My theory is that they want to win now and have no strategy on how to do it, so they're following "the energy" of the party.

With a loss in 2018, I do believe that the (relative) moderates of the party will purposefully throw the 2020 primary to a cray cray person (like Kamala), hoping that a second pummeling from Trump will give the moderates (who've obviously lost any control of the party) power within the party again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (V7Dgx)

544 "I don't listen to Sean Hannity, but I bet he's been saying "let not your heart be troubled" a ton on his show.

I admit this whole story makes me want to scream and break things.
Posted by: qdpsteve"


I have to give Hannity for staying positive when things seem dire. He stayed positive during the 2000 recount when all seemed lost for awhile.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (OD2ni)

545 The Paolo, he don't mind if you look.

But don't stare.



Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (NFEMn)


Your girlfriend's name is Wendy too?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (QLvwG)

546 So, once Kav gets out of committee, what kind of antics are available to the progtards once this hits the floor? Or, is this where One Eyed Harry f'd himself harder than a treadmill ever could?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (ty7RM)

547 Amnesty Internationah!
Russia Collusiah!
Impeach Foady Fi!

Posted by: Maxine With Her Wig On Fire at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (Fi5Cc)

548

Marth McCallum pressed her boobehs up against a glass window while doing a report?

Shazbot. I always miss all the fun...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (HaL55)

549 Wait. They played Spin The Dildo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (QLvwG)




No wonder Bill Krystol always looks dizzy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (9Om/r)

550 Weight Watchers is now known as WW LOL

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/308373/

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (mCMQ5)

551 decided I will go ahead and drink the wine that I received for my bday. the whole bottle.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (dPd5y)

552 Brett Kavanaugh, wife Ashley speak out on Supreme Court nomination controversy in Fox News exclusive

good, fighting back

bout time

fox news

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (2I4LM)

553 CBD is going to need to sit down for a bit. maybe take some Dramamine

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (CdG6K)

554 the sitter was spun upon it

Sounds like a good way to break your boner.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (9qZ3S)

555 Ok, reading through the wiki article, this is a phony baloney shit organization. They support the case of Taliban prisoners, even when people in their own organization protest this. They are a Clintonesque scam as regards funding.

And of course "amnesty" is a weasel word. We assume it means working for the release of political prisoners, but it has also come to be a synonym for the "right" of shithole savages to invade your country and give the Democrats a permanent supermajority. Amnesty International uses the word in the second sense as well as the first.

Fuck them.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (/qEW2)

556 zombie wasn't wearing panties cause he wears boxers.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (dPd5y)

557 My theory is that they want to win now and have no strategy on how to do it, so they're following "the energy" of the party.

Yeah that makes a lot more sense than believing Pelosi, Booker, DiFi, and all the crazy left want to lose and clear out their crazies. They ARE the crazies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (39g3+)

558 The interview is set to air at 7 p.m. ET on "The Story" with Martha MacCallum.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (2I4LM)

559 549
Wait. They played Spin The Dildo?


Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2018 04:23 PM (QLvwG)




No wonder Bill Krystol always looks dizzy.




Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (9Om/r)


That's it game over. Shut the internet down. We have a winner.

Posted by: He Man Woman Hater's Club at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (ymnmz)

560 Zombie is Jodie Foster.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (mCMQ5)

561 515 OT

Have there been no GAINZ lately?
Posted by: BuckIV at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (PZ2ib)


"No time for GAINZ, Dr. Jones!"

- - Short Round Secretary of Transportation

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (/9p9e)

562 So when do they bring in the strippers? No show is complete without strippers. Maybe a Peso show just before the vote?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (2LelM)

563 Too late to this party...... life gets in the way......

Posted by: kraken at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (ffWPP)

564 Frankly Amnesty International needs to go to the middle east and object to the way they treat women there and keep their fat probing porbosses out of Americas affairs

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (wGqjj)

565 sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (ymnmz)

566 399 Brett Kavanaugh had a glass of wine last weekend, such a man is unfit to serve on SCOTUS.
Posted by: The Prohibition Party at September 24, 2018

I heard he drank a glass of Riesling while eating a steak. Monstrous!

Posted by: Kuck Kristol Kruise's Sommalier at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (CxVWA)

567 Once Kav gets out of committee, the demtards start trying to PHYSICALLY stop the vote.

Arrest all of them. I don't give a fuck anymore.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (feaxc)

568 Has the left figured out how many scoops of ice cream Kavanaugh has. Because if it's two that could sink him immediately

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (OLCnA)

569 551
decided I will go ahead and drink the wine that I received for my bday. the whole bottle.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (dPd5y)

Good girl. I got a nice bottle of champagne for my birthday and drank the entire bottle. by myself. in one night. I was rather proud of that accomplishment.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (a0IVu)

570 if I were Ashely (not a public person) I would sue all those threatening Her children.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (dPd5y)

571 BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh to publlicly apologize for behaving like a Kennedy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

572 553 CBD is going to need to sit down for a bit. maybe take some Dramamine
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (CdG6K)


He better watch WHERE he sits...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (/9p9e)

573 supposedly on Tucker Carlson so that would be FoxNews at 8pm Eastern time.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (UsCnO)
***********************
Thanks.
I only watch Fox and missed all the Tucker posts, but then Martha is FNC & was mentioned so wasn't sure if it was definitely FNC.

Missed a big chunk of the thread.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (hECVl)

574 Escaping Error 500, yay!

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (6cpKd)

575 523 377 McConnell wouldn't be out there unless he knew he had this - have to run out and buy more pitchers to catch the liberal tears.
Posted by: rammajamma at September 24, 2018 04:11 PM (AjNMO)

Please be right.
Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:25 PM (wI2mw)
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I'm with you. It's no coincidence that Kavanaugh came out with his letter, Mitch committed to a Senate vote, and the Kavanaugh's are going on TV tonight.

The GOP has launched their counter offensive today.

Posted by: WisRich at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (G0vdT)

576 My theory is that they want to win now and have no strategy on how to do it, so they're following "the energy" of the party.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (V7Dgx)


I liked that entire post ... only copied this part.

The Dems started down this road, from which they can't turn, when they embraced Obama.

He gave that party Fundamental Change - they're in as big a mess, in their own way, as the GOP.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (fiGNd)

577 So, once Kav gets out of committee, what kind of antics are available to the progtards once this hits the floor? Or, is this where One Eyed Harry f'd himself harder than a treadmill ever could?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (ty7RM)



Thirty hours of debate and then a vote, thank you Harry Reid.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (yQpMk)

578 IC, ^5 , hug.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (dPd5y)

579 OT

Have there been no GAINZ lately?

Posted by: BuckIV at September 24, 2018 04:24 PM (PZ2ib)


Summer's over. Eat as much as you want.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (VE0m1)

580 554 the sitter was spun upon it

Sounds like a good way to break your boner.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM



That usually happens after the double back flip off the trapeze.
So a friend told me...

Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (EOfHE)

581 Go watch any video on Youtube. I've gotten three anti Kavanough ads in a row.

THIS is what Grassley's agreement to the delay got us.

It took the Dems time to arrange these ad buys. To get the scripts to the talking heads who they quote in the ads, and to put them into circulation.

They're spending like there's no tomorrow.

Posted by: Michael at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (xv1Rh)

582 556 zombie wasn't wearing panties cause he wears boxers.
Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (dPd5y)



That's Pat!

Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (NLLmE)

583 Herre's the view I had:


As if I'm clicking on a zombie picture ever again. Five times bitten, twice shy.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (9qZ3S)

584 Cocaine Mitch can show his toughness by bringing a vote on Kav to the full senate.

The judiciary committee is extra-constitutional. Fuck flake and his fellow demonrats.

Posted by: Valiant at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (3MiF8)

585 Kav better measure every syllable of every word that comes out of his mouth. The whole reason he didn't want to testify first was because he didn't want Ford having any details that she could use to fine-tune her story. He didn't want to talk before she talked. And now he's talking? I don't get it. Seems kinda dangerous.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (lwiT4)

586 Playing Spin-the-Bottle with a huge plastic dildo instead of a bottle.
_________________

Yep, at least that's how it's been reported in the Daily Mail article. Ramirez called it a "gag plastic penis," not a dildo though.

The students were sitting in a circle, and using the penis to point to who had to take the next drinks. Ramirez said she kept being the one pointed to, and she got drunk very fast. Next thing she knew, she was on her back, slurring her words. Then:

"I remember a penis being in front of my face," Ramirez said.

At that moment, Ramirez said she commented: "That's not a real penis."

Then other students began laughing and taunting her. One of them told her to "kiss it." She says she remembers Kavanaugh laughing, and then pulling up his pants.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (fqUgw)

587 "I was willing to bet money that Zombie was a gay dude, so for me the important thing is Zombie is confirmed female.
--------------------------------------------------

....who had the biggest rack in high school.....
Posted by: JoeF."


My dad has a big rack like me.

Posted by: Katy Tur at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (OD2ni)

588 Herre's the view I had:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/31/67793777_0bb2bc6e54_b.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

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Ok.... you getting banged on a pinball machine with your enormous tits on the glass and you not wearing painties is..... teh hot.

But...getting banged with your enormous tits on the glass and you not wearing painties ...on an ELTON JOHN PINBALL MACHINE ....... is a deal breaker.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

589 > Or, is this where One Eyed Harry f'd himself harder than a treadmill ever could?

You are correct. No filibuster. 30 hours of debate. Simple majority for cloture. Vote. Communists weep, wail, gnash teeth. Pudding cups for all.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (TM5Iv)

590 584 Cocaine Mitch can show his toughness by bringing a vote on Kav to the full senate.

The judiciary committee is extra-constitutional. Fuck flake and his fellow demonrats.
Posted by: Valiant at September 24, 2018 04:30 PM (3MiF


Do we have 50, even if it means Pence casts the tiebreaker?

Answer that and the world is your "erster."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (/9p9e)

591 It didn't occur to me until I saw it mentioned in AoS that abortion is what's fueling this do-anything desperation on the part of the Democrats. So glaringly obvious, in front of me the whole time, and I missed it. I love this place.

Posted by: troyriser at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (Um8ak)

592 560 Zombie is Jodie Foster.
Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM (mCMQ5)



Jodie's pinin for the fjords?

Posted by: eleven at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (NLLmE)

593 Even some of my fave cosplayers at FB have been weighing in about Kav. "Believe the women!!"

Uh, lady? Your job is to stand there, look good in leotards and STFU. Keep it that way.

Posted by: qdpsteve at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (feaxc)

594 Yeah that makes a lot more sense than believing Pelosi, Booker, DiFi, and all the crazy left want to lose and clear out their crazies. They ARE the crazies.
--------------------
Nope. The Estab Dems are more afraid of the crazies than the Gopers. What better way to rid themselves of them then let them go full range free crazy and lose big? If they stick around the Nursing Home that is the Dem Party will be locking themselves in their rooms and calling 911.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (2LelM)

595 So they're drunk and playing spin the dildo, but the guy who flashes his wang is over the line and must be destroyed decades later.

They're funny little people, these libs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (oVJmc)

596 588 Herre's the view I had:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/31/67793777_0bb2bc6e54_b.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

-----

Ok.... you getting banged on a pinball machine with your enormous tits on the glass and you not wearing painties is..... teh hot.

But...getting banged with your enormous tits on the glass and you not wearing painties ...on an ELTON JOHN PINBALL MACHINE ....... is a deal breaker.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

That pinball wizard, such a supple....wrist.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (bcbK8)

597 And of course "amnesty" is a weasel word. We assume it means working for the release of political prisoners,
================================
Kind of like "Doctors w/o Borders". They just insure there are agonizing money shots of dead/dying muzzie kiddies to fuel rage in Africa and the ME.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (ty7RM)

598 No wonder Bill Krystol always looks dizzy.




Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 24, 2018 04:27 PM (9Om/r)

Old and Busted: Dizzy Bats
New and Fresh: Dizzy Dildos

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (QLvwG)

599 kavenaugh what happens at georgetown stays at georgetown! maybe not fourth accuser talking to maryland law enforcement where no statute of limitations on sex crime. don't republicans have any candidates that aren't rapists and perverts? minnasota candidate just withdrew for raping his young daughter.

Posted by: wammo at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (SbS5n)

600
The UN Security council just passed a resolution to stop Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothi at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (lF4Mj)

601

On second thought.

The ELTON JOHN PINBALL MACHINE makes you a gay dude after all.

womp womp

Posted by: fixerupper at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (8XRCm)

602 avinette, (sp) who cares.

Kavanauh hooked up with Stormy at a party when he was 12 and told her he had to wear a condom! She was insulted!

amnesty International!

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (dPd5y)

603 Per prior, well prior due to Error 500, yes Jane service members are Legion and love AoSHQ.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (6cpKd)

604 560 Zombie is Jodie Foster.
Posted by: steevy


Nah -- she was doing it wrong, on her back. The correct way to pinball-bang is face forward.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (c+2jX)

605 589 > Or, is this where One Eyed Harry f'd himself harder than a treadmill ever could?

You are correct. No filibuster. 30 hours of debate. Simple majority for cloture. Vote. Communists weep, wail, gnash teeth. Pudding cups for all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (TM5Iv)


And do it without a recess, around the clock before the first Monday in October.

Get him confirmed and seated in time for the new session.

Fuck off and die, Dems.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)

606 >>> decided I will go ahead and drink the wine that I received for my bday. the whole bottle.
Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:28 PM (dPd5y)
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Good girl. I got a nice bottle of champagne for my birthday and drank the entire bottle. by myself. in one night. I was rather proud of that accomplishment.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 24, 2018 04:29 PM
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Pikers.

Posted by: Cankles at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (Ri0Ku)

607 waving your penis around to be a human rights violations??

That would be impressive.

Posted by: DaveA at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (FhXTo)

608 I hope Cocaine Mitch actually tries to expel Booker and Feinswine. Just for the spectacle of the hearings. You want to talk about a stray-voltage situation. Oh and the Feinswine staffer, Sawyer. Fire her and charge her with violating Senate rules.

Posted by: Iblis at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (9221z)

609 Guys don't let the guy in the next urinal over look at their dick , yet we're supposed to believe that Kav waved his around at a party.


'Pends on the circumstances. Your finer football playing establishments will have trough urinals where everyone just shoves up to the cistern and lets fly.

There's also a generational element. I know a young guy -- thirties -- who swears he's never seen a dick other than his own. And this guy is a jock.

We were told starting in jr. high gym class that you're going to shower together and you're going to get used to it. And then every sportsball team I ever played for and every gym I ever belonged to had mostly open showers.

You're supposed to (or were supposed to) be secure in your masculinity by not noticing or commenting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (fuK7c)

610 586


"I remember a penis being in front of my face," Ramirez said.

At that moment, Ramirez said she commented: "That's not a real penis."

Then other students began laughing and taunting her. One of them told her to "kiss it." She says she remembers Kavanaugh laughing, and then pulling up his pants.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (fqUgw)

What a monster.... seriously, the guy sounds extremely normal.....

Posted by: kraken at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (ffWPP)

611 Kavanaugh, drank more then his share of the Keg, pretty much Killing it off by himself!

amnesty International.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (dPd5y)

612 Go watch any video on Youtube. I've gotten three anti Kavanough ads in a row.

Heh, what's a YouTube ad?

pi-hole + ublock origin

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (9qZ3S)

613 I am always waiting for the other show to drop when it comes to the feckless Republicans, but as of now, it looks like they're fighting.

If the GOP Senate actually stands strong, and fights a difficult political battle to a successful conclusion, I'll be thrilled!

And, I'll start searching local ranches for a red heifer, and preparing a sacrificial pyre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (AzW6q)

614 600
The UN Security council just passed a resolution to stop Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothi at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (lF4Mj)


They just amended the resolution about Zionism to equate it with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (/9p9e)

615 Herre's the view I had:

https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/31/67793777_0bb2bc6e54_b.jpg
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (c+2jX)

"Ball in play"

I give up.

Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (/cL3k)

616
OT Question before I have to catch a bus home : Does drinking 2 nights in a row count as a "drinking problem"?

Posted by: Hikaru
_________________

Really?

*hic*


Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (7AQC5)

617 591 It didn't occur to me until I saw it mentioned in AoS that abortion is what's fueling this do-anything desperation on the part of the Democrats. So glaringly obvious, in front of me the whole time, and I missed it. I love this place.
Posted by: troyriser at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (Um8ak)

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Defund PP and the professional Left (the Democratic Party) falls out of love with abortion in a decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (V7Dgx)

618
Why would bang a chick on a pinball machine when you could use the air hockey table?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (TAmPV)

619 That photo of Donatella Versace on FUDGE is horrifying. I thought it was an early Halloween costume being advertised.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (r9UYA)

620 Ron Farrow breaks story: Powerful men use their power to take advantage of women .


Top notch journalist work there spanky to uncover this never known before phenomenon.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (reARY)

621 "Nah -- she was doing it wrong, on her back. The correct way to pinball-bang is face forward.
Posted by: zombie"


The depth of knowledge at this place never ceases to amaze me.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (OD2ni)

622 But...getting banged with your enormous tits on the glass and you not wearing painties ...on an ELTON JOHN PINBALL MACHINE ....... is a deal breaker.
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That was a great machine. That got worn out at Mr. Wizzards Arcade in Denver.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2018 04:34 PM (ty7RM)

623 Nood.

Sadly no pin-balling or zombie panties in the thread subject.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

624 But...getting banged with your enormous tits on the glass and you not wearing painties ...on an ELTON JOHN PINBALL MACHINE ....... is a deal breaker.
Posted by: fixerupper


I needed a good view of Elton to get me in the mood. What a dreamboat.

Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2018 04:34 PM (c+2jX)

625 It didn't occur to me until I saw it mentioned in AoS that abortion is what's fueling this do-anything desperation on the part of the Democrats. So glaringly obvious, in front of me the whole time, and I missed it. I love this place.
Posted by: troyriser at September 24, 2018 04:31 PM (Um8ak)

Isn't this what everything is all about?

Pretty sad.

Posted by: golfman at September 24, 2018 04:34 PM (UcwGp)

626

It didn't occur to me until I saw it mentioned in AoS that abortion is what's fueling this do-anything desperation on the part of the Democrats. So glaringly obvious, in front of me the whole time, and I missed it. I love this place.


Well, that plus the Progs don't want a Constitutionalist on SCOTUS. They're dead serious about this.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 24, 2018 04:34 PM (HaL55)

627 613 I am always waiting for the other show to drop when it comes to the feckless Republicans, but as of now, it looks like they're fighting.

If the GOP Senate actually stands strong, and fights a difficult political battle to a successful conclusion, I'll be thrilled!

And, I'll start searching local ranches for a red heifer, and preparing a sacrificial pyre.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (AzW6q)


All of this is so utterly ridiculous and over the top insulting that they can no longer ignore it. Which is good but it is so infuriating that it has to reach this sort of level before they do the right thing instead of just using their majority and wielding power from the outset.

But, a win will be a win, please G-d, no matter how it comes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 24, 2018 04:34 PM (/9p9e)

628 zombie has to be a guy, not buying the panty story.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:34 PM (dPd5y)

629 You're supposed to (or were supposed to) be secure in your masculinity by not noticing or commenting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 24, 2018 04:33 PM (fuK7c)

But guys noticed and commented anyway....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (NFEMn)

630 Why would bang a chick on a pinball machine when you could use the air hockey table?



Brilliant!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (yQpMk)

631 Let them spend,they are going to fail.They are alienating normal people.

Posted by: steevy at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (mCMQ5)

632 >>Do we have 50, even if it means Pence casts the tiebreaker?



Answer that and the world is your "erster."<<

Win or lose, we have to fight. The GOPe never tries and never wins. Trump wins.

Posted by: Valiant at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (3MiF8)

633 "I remember a penis being in front of my face," Ramirez said.

She's paraphrasing the scene from Clueless:



Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (VE0m1)

634 Gallup:

republican approval 45%
democrats 44%

Posted by: Miklos, sensing a disturbance at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (zCyNd)

635 537
I was willing to bet money that Zombie was a gay dude, so for me the important thing is Zombie is confirmed female.

--------------------------------------------------



....who had the biggest rack in high school.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 24, 2018

*
*
Now, now . . . Zombie didn't say SHE did, just that the girl in the lying teenage boy's story did. It's a puzzle, all right.

We need pics to be sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (/ZWeB)

636 428 Really that Jodie Foster film about rapin' on the pinball machine was really the story of Brett Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis



Brett Kavanaugh go raped on a pinball machine?? Damn, now THAT'S a twist!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (3d4fj)

637 481 419 Guys...guys...guy!
You're missing the important point here:

Zombie doesn't wear panties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 24, 2018 04:15 PM (bcbK\

Not just an honorary 'ette, then, she owns it and lives the lifestyle.

Posted by: West at September 24, 2018 04:20 PM (7Fa8Y)

She's one of our queens.

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:36 PM (wI2mw)

638 At what point does this become actual extortion? Serious question.

Posted by: pep at September 24, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i)

639 Kav and his wife on Tucker tonight!!!



I think it's a smart move, though Tucker can be tough


I can't imagine why he would do this. It's just tipping his hand.
Posted by: grammie winger


Brilliant move.

They speak, his wife talks about the threats to the children. They appear as sane. Which the dems cannot hope, or want, to do.

For rebuttal, dems have Frankenstein, the idiot from Hawaii and the porn lawyer.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 24, 2018 04:37 PM (vvSBD)

640 I have a billiard table, is that a disqualifier for SCOTUS?

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 04:37 PM (6cpKd)

641 There's also a generational element. I know a young guy -- thirties -- who swears he's never seen a dick other than his own. And this guy is a jock.

We were told starting in jr. high gym class that you're going to shower together and you're going to get used to it. And then every sportsball team I ever played for and every gym I ever belonged to had mostly open showers.


Try being a member of a large chain gym in the Seattle area. There are shedloads of gay dudes hanging around butt naked in the locker room, leering at anyone with 15% or less body fat.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2018 04:37 PM (9qZ3S)

642 why would anyone, I don't fkn care how pissed you are threaten other peoples children!?

i.hate.them.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:38 PM (dPd5y)

643 >>640
I have a billiard table, is that a disqualifier for SCOTUS?

Are there any, ahem, stains on the felt?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 24, 2018 04:38 PM (r9UYA)

644 I would think that a pool table would be the most comfortable, because at least you'd have the felt.

Air hockey, okay. Fooseball? Right out unless you're Corey Booker or Barack Obama. Spin and slide those handles, boys.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 24, 2018 04:38 PM (TM5Iv)

645 Posted by: wammo at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (SbS5n)
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Soros, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, teach your f'ing bots grammar!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2018 04:39 PM (ty7RM)

646 Now, now . . . Zombie didn't say SHE did, just that the girl in the lying teenage boy's story did. It's a puzzle, all right.

We need pics to be sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 24, 2018 04:35 PM (/ZWeB)


I'd prolly still hit that.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 24, 2018 04:39 PM (F4u7C)

647 i'm terribly old fashioned I like the bed.

Posted by: willow at September 24, 2018 04:39 PM (dPd5y)

648 zombie has to be a guy, not buying the panty story.

Posted by: willow



*fistbump*

I never believe anything autobiographical from zombie.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 24, 2018 04:39 PM (fuK7c)

649 Cocaine Mitch can show his toughness by bringing a vote on Kav to the full senate.


Wasn't a certain health insurance scheme-o-shit bought to the floor under LEGITIMATE protests from the an opposing party not too long ago.
Yeah-bag-o-dicks assholes.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 24, 2018 04:40 PM (xqfqx)

650

I'll say the same thing to the Leftards at Amnesty International:

If you have proof, show it. Right now. Don't make some half-assed accusation of "he may have" done something .

Your bullshit doesn't fly around here. Either prove it or STFD and STFU.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 24, 2018 04:40 PM (HaL55)

651 535 Actually that's just an old joke so who knows anything about zombie except that zombie lives in SF and has a cast iron stomach to take those pics.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2018 04:26 PM (39g3+)

Berkeley

Posted by: m at September 24, 2018 04:40 PM (wI2mw)

652 625 It didn't occur to me until I saw it mentioned in AoS that abortion is what's fueling this do-anything desperation on the part of the Democrats. So glaringly obvious, in front of me the whole time, and I missed it.
_________________

The irony is that Kavanaugh believes in stare decisis, and probably would not vote to overturn Roe, but hey who cares, he's a Trump nominee, so the left is willing to do whatever it takes to destroy him anyway.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 24, 2018 04:41 PM (fqUgw)

653 Worst place to rape. Bumper pool table.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 24, 2018 04:41 PM (reARY)

654

Worst place to rape. Bumper pool table.


Bed of nails.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 24, 2018 04:44 PM (HaL55)

655 Posted by: wammo at September 24, 2018 04:32 PM (SbS5n)
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Soros, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, teach your f'ing bots grammar!
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 24, 2018 04:39 PM (ty7RM)

You can't troll by posting nonsensical strings of horribly misspelled words. This is a known fact.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 24, 2018 04:44 PM (Ldr3U)

656 zombie has always humble bragged about how handsome her father was, how her family genealogy is extremely complex because of his charm, and she hinted she was a tall drink of water.

But YMMV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 24, 2018 04:47 PM (hyuyC)

657 One of the reasons the Reps may fight harder for Kavanaugh is that he is of the same class as them. If he were a Bama grad who hadn't been in Washington and been part of the club does anyone think that they wouldn't have already folded?

So yeah, we support them when they need it. But they wouldn't be caught dead supporting us. That's just the way it is.

Posted by: Thatch at September 24, 2018 04:49 PM (v5Cc/)

658 643 Under Fire

What difference does it it make as long as I changed the felt? So says Hillbillary. But, damn, that corner pocket, it is a good look!

Posted by: i am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 04:49 PM (6cpKd)

659 I need billiard table felt repairs ASAP!

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 04:53 PM (6cpKd)

660 Well that was apparently a show stopper.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 04:55 PM (6cpKd)

661 Billiards? Can't say as I've seen one.

Shoot 'em at night, do they?

Posted by: Jed Clampett at September 24, 2018 05:00 PM (zCyNd)

662 Apparently all off thread buying billiard tables. Yes they work well at night.

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 05:03 PM (6cpKd)

663 626




It didn't occur to me until I saw it mentioned in AoS that
abortion is what's fueling this do-anything desperation on the part of
the Democrats. So glaringly obvious, in front of me the whole time, and I
missed it. I love this place.





Well, that plus the Progs don't want a Constitutionalist on SCOTUS. They're dead serious about this.
---------------------

Finishing this circle, and Roe v Wade was created out of thin air, with not a word of the Constitution as it's foundation.

The Lefties know this which is why they are so defensive. Kavanaugh, and circumstances, could for the first time ever bare this fact to the world, and they know it. Because he is intellectually honest, and would be the 5th vote to overturn bad law.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 24, 2018 05:04 PM (UsCnO)

664 Every time I speak BOFA around my usenet-wise wife hears the 4 letter acronym version of the Bastard Operator From Hell, and not deez insteead...
https://tinyurl.com/ch8gexk

Posted by: MoJoeTee at September 24, 2018 05:22 PM (HW10K)

665 That tweet on Sassehole is outstanding except there's some knob that keeps defending that mewling quim. That shithead should put on his big boy panties and bring that shit here.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 24, 2018 05:36 PM (y7DUB)

666 AmishDude would not be Amish. Troll alert!

Posted by: I am Gracchus at September 24, 2018 05:50 PM (on9/0)

667 Just got my Twitter account restricted for two days for my perhaps slightly intemperate response to those Amnesty assholes.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 24, 2018 07:08 PM (2yngH)

668 This is my first time go to see at here and i am really happy to read all at one
place.

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