Literally Unf*ckingbelievable: "Dr. Ford" Doesn't Want to Come to DC to Testify, <i>Because She Doesn't Want to Fly, Now</i>

Literally Unfckingbelievable: "Dr. Ford" Doesn't Want to Come to DC to Testify, Because She Doesn't Want to Fly, Now*

So sorry to inconvenience you, Dr. Ford, whose credibility must not be questioned, Polite Company Conservatives keep telling me.

Dr. Ford has indicated to Republicans she doesn't want to fly, in part revealing why she doesn't want the hearing to be on Monday https://t.co/dOKovgTLRU
— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) September 21, 2018

"Amtrack can get her there by Monday," Vashta Nerada observes. And he's right!

John Madden didn't want to fly and yet could still make it from NY to LA to call a game in an RV. The Women's March could hire an RV for this woman with a couple of drivers to change shifts. They could have women hold hands in support along each highway she traveled.

And yet, she's using "I don't wanna fly" as her latest excuse to get out of testifying.

Would Ben Shapiro, Ed Morrissey, Steve Hayes, and the rest of the You Must Not Challenge the Credibility of this Credibility-Challenged Super-Victim mind if noted that I don't think "I don't want to fly" is a credible excuse to get out of testifying about an alleged rape that is meant to block a Supreme Court nomination?

Are we allowed to say that her constant Dog Ate My Homework excuses aren't credible and are becoming absurd without the Ben Shapiro, Ed Morrissey, Senorita Steven Hayes, David French and other members of the Fake Conservatives' Ladies Auxiliary getting hysterical about it?

Here's an idea: Just subpeona her already. When she starts screaming "You're raping me all over again," which she will, then just say "Well, she won't testify" and call the fucking vote.

thanks to artisinal 'ette.

Coming Soon: Whenever an alleged victim acts in a way that seems inconsistent with her claims, the Accuasation Apologists begin telling us that it's completely normal for victims to act that way.

If Mattress Girl keeps texting iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou to her alleged rapist, and asking when she will see him again, they claim, "Well, rape victims sometimes develop post-traumatic dependency on their victimizer" or whatever.

If an alleged rape victim then hooks up with another guy hours after her alleged rape -- which happened in one alleged campus rape this past year -- they'll say something like "Well, sometimes rape victims seek a consensual experience to wash away the unconsensual one" or whatever.

So anyway, I'm now expecting the Twitter Experts -- who are not experts, but they are on twitter -- to tell us that "Rape victims often develop a fear of flying 30 years post-assault."

Whenever an alleged victim demonstrates behavior that seems inconsistent with their claims, the Twitter Experts rush out to assure us that not only is this consistent with the accusation, but in fact proves the allegation even more.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:37 PM

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1 YO!

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:38 PM (p6e8W)

2 HAHAHAHA

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:38 PM (p6e8W)

3 Uh huh. Her dog gets lonely too, don't forget that part.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (CaRQc)

4 She is delaying again. Fly, bitch!

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my Hate cannot be found) at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (O9qtX)

5 Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.

Off to get the corgi's.

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 03:39 PM (p6e8W)

6 Geez, it's almost like they're stalling...

Posted by: Timon at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (eiZez)

7 Put her in Romney's crate, strap her to the roof of the Tahoe and drive her butt to DC.

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

8 OK. That's pathetic.

I would note that writing letters to Congressmen is all fun and games, but perjury is illegal.

Posted by: Gridlock at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (GW7H6)

9 FUCK Ed Morrissey. He's a priest in waiting.

Posted by: ryukyu at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vKhgw)

10
"Volare, a Aerolíneas Pinochet!"

CONFIRM.

KAVANAUGH.

NOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (/9p9e)

11 Grassley knows if he bends to this, Trump will tease him clear into an eating disorder.

The rumors are bullshit and Grassley will not cuck (on this).

Posted by: trev006 at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vbK6N)

12 Yeah, but John Madden wasn't accusing Kavanaugh of trying to have his way with him.

Posted by: Furious George, Totally Not Getting The Point at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (9vQJW)

13 They were f*cking willing to go to HER! Jeebus, I just can't.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)

14 Give this bint the BA Barakus treatment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (d3oPV)

15 Getting my groove back. Woo-Hoo!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (EeHjs)

16 repost

legalinsurrection

In July, Ford Advisor Spoke of "Strategy" That Could Defeat Kavanaugh

Ford has sought advice from Democratic operative from Ricki Seidman, the woman who helped Anita Hill.

Well, back in July, Seidman spoke to the American Constitution Society about a strategy that could end up defeating Kavanaugh. Remember, July is when Sen. Dianne Feinstein received Ford's letter. From The American Mirror:

...

"Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."

She didn't provide further details, but given the fact that Dr. Christine Blasey Ford "is being advised by" Seidman, according to Politico, it's not difficult to conclude the plot currently unfolding began months ago.

Just like Russia-gate.
This is incredible. They are scheming months, years before to destroy people, including the POTUS.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (2I4LM)

17 FedEx, when it absolutely, positively, must be there, overnight.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (5jVnA)

18 The GOP takes another few steps down Disappointment Road. By this evening they'll be sprinting to the finish line.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (r9UYA)

19 So how many more claims will suddenly appear over the weekend? I'm going with three.

Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim? Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at 5:01 p.m.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3)

20 Maybe she can take the boat. Around The Horn...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P)

21 She stepped in the doo doo and now the doo doo won't go away.

Whoopsie daisies.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (NLLmE)

22 No problemo Dr. Ford, they already said you could give your "testimony" by telephone or they'll even come to you.

Posted by: dear lady at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (RzUqr)

23
Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.

I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

24 If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

25 Ace is the place!

Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (sKZ8P)

26 More annoying, Puerto Ricans or Ford?

Posted by: nip at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (DfGpI)

27 FUCK Ed Morrissey.
Posted by: ryukyu at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (vKhgw

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Nobody wants to do that. Nobody.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (AzW6q)

28 Senorita Steven Hayes

haha

I haven't seen him around lately. Breakdown?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2I4LM)

29 ere's an idea: Just subpeona her already. When she starts screaming "You're raping me all over again," which she will,

-------

Dont worry about it sugar tits.

You wont remember where, wont remember when, wont remember who was there..... hell you wont wont remember ANYTHING about it for 30 years.....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

30
If John Roberts had a fucking pair, he'd delay the opening of the Supreme Court until Kavanaugh is confirmed and seated.

Grassley and McConnell - what the fuck are you going to do now that they are openly spraying projectile diarrhea in your mouths?

End this now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (/9p9e)

31 WTF does that caption have to do with her not wanting to show up?Fuck you Politico.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (mCMQ5)

32 Rocket sled would get her there in a few minutes.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (r9UYA)

33 How about we send a limo and four Florida Men to do the driving? She'd be there in 36 hours, unless Florida Men do something Floridian.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (2LelM)

34 I would imagine the accuser would want to start flying if dropped out of a helicopter.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)

35 Uh, I drove cross country, by myself, in three days..

More than once.

Not easy, but do-able.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Man with La Munchies at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (NgKpN)

36 Yeah Trump is "upending" the nomination.These cucks piss me off so much.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (mCMQ5)

37
She's no Rocky Balboa theme song.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (r+sAi)

38 494 I lost half of you at Jennifer Connelly, didn't I?

http://bit.ly/2PVIvPF
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (yQpMk)

==============

I was afraid that it was Helen Thomas.

It was not.

Thank you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (3T+T0)

39
Senorita Steven Hayes

haha

I haven't seen him around lately. Breakdown?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2I4LM)

I think he's still in Spain trying to find himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

40 She could benefit from a nice helicopter ride.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (vg8iE)

41
There's always SKYPE.

Why not video-conference into the Congressional hall?

Send some of ours out there to "monitor" her, like Gowdy and Cruz.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (2I4LM)

42 I'm famous, got 12 minutes left, where are the groupies?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (7ZVPa)

43 My prediction on Ford. She'll accept. Over the weekend the dems will trot out another woman who has some vague accusation. They will then demand another delay. Ford will withdraw her commitment to testify.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (gC2IV)

44 She can't weigh more than 110 pounds . . . *eyes roof of Family Truckster*

Posted by: Clark W. Griswold at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (QLvwG)

45 34 I would imagine the accuser would want to start flying if dropped out of a helicopter.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)

I heard she didn't want to fly because her arms would get tired...

and that's just MEAN!

Posted by: Michelle Fields..... at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (NgKpN)

46 PLEASE go look at what artisanal'ette put up near the end of the last post - from Legal Insurrection - Ford's lawyer actually spoke last summer about a strategy to take down SC nominee

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (2I4LM)

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (lwiT4)

47 Okay, at this point this is just laughable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (kG5hP)

48 Honestly, anyone in the senate who is buying this should take the kick me sign off their back.
It's a joke now.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (VpIIl)

49 'Trump is upending the nomination.'

If the GOP decides to wuss out on Kavanaugh, I expect this'll be the hook.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (AzW6q)

50 "Would you believe I don't want to fly?"
"No."
"Would you believe I feel unsafe?"
"No."
"Would you believe I was spouting a line of hooey?"
"Yes, I would believe that."
"Darn it."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (hLRSq)

51 I think he's still in Spain trying to find himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

wow, long time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (2I4LM)

52 And ignoring the offer to interview her in her home or e.g. via Skype.

Tell her Monday interview or Tuesday vote.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (Evws/)

53 I think it was Joel Pollak who made a good point - the intelligent Dems (yes, there are a few - you know, the slimy shitbags like Schumer) know this isn't going to fully derail the nomination. And they know they can't stall for another 6 weeks to get beyond midterms. The only thing they can achieve now is to stall this out past October, because SCOTUS starts hearing cases again. If they stall through then, they can probably bully Kav into not voting on cases - it's technically legit to vote when you weren't present for oral argumentation, but it's rarely done and would be seen as a "breach of decorum" and all that other finicky pinkies-out paddy cake bullshit.

That makes some amount of sense. I do think most lefties are delusional enough to think that they're going to torpedo the nomination in total, though.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)

54 Go Greyhound, and leave the driving to us!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (yQpMk)

55 Fly the committee to ca.

Posted by: Ha at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (MAstk)

56 Maybe she can take the boat. Around The Horn...
He's right you know...Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Billy at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (jDF8P)

57 24 If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

If I was a carpenter...

I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e)

58 They could use the A-Team strategy that was used for Mr. T. Just cold-cock her and throw her on the plane.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (m45I2)

59 So, now, PDJT has routed the FISC applications and text messages (which he previously instructed be released unredacted) to Horowitz for review.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (CaRQc)

60 42 I'm famous, got 12 minutes left, where are the groupies?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:44 PM (7ZVPa)

==========

Here:

https://tinyurl.com/ybupss89

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (3T+T0)

61 Put her in Romney's crate, strap her to the roof of the Tahoe and drive her butt to DC.

Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (gmo/4)

I got this!

Posted by: Clark Griswold at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

62 Sorry, I never visit Washington in the fall. Only the Spring for the cherry blossoms.
Get the fuck out of here.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)

63 artisanal 'ette - I see you re-posted - THANK YOU!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (lwiT4)

64 give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

65 PLEASE go look at what artisanal'ette put up near the end of the last post - from Legal Insurrection - Ford's lawyer actually spoke last summer about a strategy to take down SC nominee

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:40 PM (2I4LM)

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (lwiT4)

Thanks grammie.

I reposted it above #16'ish

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM)

66 JUST VOTE ALREADY

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (q177U)

67 Clear proof why we need Nationwide High Speed Rail!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (NgKpN)

68

Idiot and supposed senator Gillibrand: Asking Christine Ford To Testify Is "Silencing Her"

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (90V40)

69 Where the hell is that Star Trek transporter when you need it?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)

70 All right. Trebuchet.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (C1PQi)

71 Just put a placard for her and her attnys on the witness desk on Monday. Gavel in and announce that she hasn't arrived yet. Recess for 20 min.

Gavel in and announce she has neither arrived nor contacted the Senate committee. Take a vote to move Kavanaugh on to the full vote.

Aye.

Bang, bang, bang.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (c07y/)

72 Red Wave +1
Blue Wave -1

I don't know what will happen, but these excuses have to have the GOP gaining votes.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (EeHjs)

73 Amtrack can get her there by Monday,

******

And they know a thing or two about derailing things in general. Might could give her some tips along the way.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (m45I2)

74 I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e)

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50 cubits high.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (AzW6q)

75 Dear Mr Senate Man,

Please Excuse Chrissy Blasey Ford from testifying on Monday.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (3JlWt)

76 64 give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

"Hands off!"

- - Palsi and the Bollard that Ate Chappaqua

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (/9p9e)

77 "Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."

They've been planning this all along.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4)

78 This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met one that one would consider sane.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

79 75 Dear Mr Senate Man,

Please Excuse Chrissy Blasey Ford from testifying on Monday.

Signed,

Epstein's Mother
Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (3JlWt)

You mean Rosenstein's Mother but a thread winner contender just the same.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (/9p9e)

80 Ok, I'm calling Grassley again. Makes me feel a little better and maybe I can get back to writing.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3SzRC)

81 12 Yeah, but John Madden wasn't accusing Kavanaugh of trying to have his way with him.
Posted by: Furious George, Totally Not Getting The Point at September 21, 2018 03:41 PM (9vQJW)

That, I would pay to see!

Posted by: Gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES) at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (GW7H6)

82 77 "Over the coming days and weeks," Seidman says in the recording that seems to have occurred shortly after Kavanaugh's announcement, "there will be a strategy that will emerge, and I think it's possible that that strategy might ultimately defeat the nominee."

They've been planning this all along.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4)

=============

But he still most likely did it and should be not only denied from SCOTUS, but impeached from the DC Court of Appeals.

Because #MuhPrinciples

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3T+T0)

83 Because Xanax and booze doesn't help 1000's of of people daily get on a plane and fly.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (UWiFB)

84 To be fair, flying is rather unpleasant nowadays. I mean, what if she wants peanuts, and all they have are pretzels? Bullying!

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (T6t7i)

85 64 give her a fucking broomstick. she'll fly
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

"Hands off!"

- - Palsi and the Bollard that Ate Chappaqua
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (/9p9e)
++++
I call SEXISM on these posts. Turrible. Just Turrible.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (2sCft)

86 This guy raped and murdered her at least three times and she doesn't want to fly to stop him from destroying the ozone layer and making whales and kittens go extinct?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (PRfdc)

87 You knew that she/they would concoct and contrive excuse after excuse to not testify.

What I'm most enraged about is that..

TO THIS FUCKING DAY NO ONE ON THE COMMITTEE HAS SEEN A FULL OR UNREDACTED COMPLAINT DOCUMENT OR AFFIDAVIT!!!!!

So literally the GOP Chairman and GOPe cucks and lickspittles are MONKEYING THIS SHIT UP and stepping 'n fetchin to the Democrats every command.

The GOP is making a mockery of the confirmation hearings, justice and the very concept of fairness.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (kT3/m)

88 So would it be fair to say that she has a fear of flyong?

/rimshot

(Apologies if someone already quipped this)

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (umy56)

89 TAKE. THE. VOTE.

Posted by: itsacookbook at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (yPxXc)

90 This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met one that one would consider sane.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

yes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (2I4LM)

91 One of the reasons why Ford scrubbed her social media is so you can't see pictures of all the exotic foreign locales she's gone to.

Posted by: Democratic Party Goon at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (I2/tG)

92 I bet she would fly to pick up her lottery winnings if she won any or to meet a young 20 something with a full on chubby ready to ram it up her squeak hole while she bumped rails on the top of a urinal in the men's room.

Then she would fly. Oh yes, she would fly.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (EoRCO)

93 >>I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.

Sandbags for added effect.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)

94 I reposted it above #16'ish

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (2I4LM)

Yes - thank you, I saw that after you re-posted. That is some explosive stuff. I hope Legal Insurrection has a way of getting that to Grassley.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (lwiT4)

95 Ok, I'm calling Grassley again. Makes me feel a little better and maybe I can get back to writing.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (3SzRC)

By writing, you mean lifting, yes?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (UWiFB)

96 I'd be building a very large gallows right about now.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (/9p9e)

I got some plans if you're interested.

Posted by: Hamman at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

97 How do you make a false accuser fly?

Give her a push.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (5jVnA)

98

The balls on that cvnt!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (/9p9e)

99 And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.

Awesome!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)

100 Why is the GOP tolerating this? Hold the vote - now.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (uGHnY)

101 FedEx, when it absolutely, positively, must be there, overnight.

Make sure that there are air holes in the box, or not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (yQpMk)

102 Posted by: Hamman at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

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See me @ 74.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (AzW6q)

103 Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (QLvwG)

104 23

Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.

I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.

Attending conferences is part of an academic's job. How'd she get there, hitchhiking?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (T6t7i)

105 Trains and cars scare me too.

I insist on traveling to Washington by oxcart.

Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (I2/tG)

106 97 How do you make a false accuser fly?

Give her a push.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (5jVnA)

"I know, right?!"

- - Iranian Revolutionary guard on the roof with homos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (/9p9e)

107 IF KAVNANA CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS IN 24 HOUR INCREMENTS DURING THE SUMMERS OF 1982 AND 1983 AND POSSIBLY 1984 THEN HE'S OBVIOUSLY GUILTY AND SHOULD HANG!

Posted by: Mad Pussyhatter at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (Iy9CQ)

108 She can't fly because she's uncomfortable with confined spaces. Also uncomfortable with mathematical calculations involving volume, I'd guess, given that the interior of the vast majority of ground vehicles are less spacious than a plane.

But this bitch ain't crazy. No, not at all.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (4VAdr)

109 Let it Bleed....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (O3+/S)

110 Look, why don't we just all kick in to have her sent FedEx Next Day?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (AM1GF)

111 Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (EeHjs)

112 Afraid of the patented TSA two fisted cavity search?
You must be a 'survivor' from a previous assault.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (1g7ch)

113 104
23

Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.

I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.

Attending conferences is part of an academic's job. How'd she get there, hitchhiking?

Posted by: pep

I'll bet she got picked up by Kavanaugh, and he RAPED her all over again!

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (T6t7i)

114 As transparent as optical glass.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (fA1SL)

115 78
This crap about her not wanting to fly because she is uncomfortable in
confined spaces only further underscores my belief that Psychologists
Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met
one that one would consider sane.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (jxbfJ)

Yes. All of them batshit fucking crazy and I've worked with quite a few.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (3SzRC)

116 107 IF KAVNANA CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR HIS WHEREABOUTS IN 24 HOUR INCREMENTS DURING THE SUMMERS OF 1982 AND 1983 AND POSSIBLY 1984 THEN HE'S OBVIOUSLY GUILTY AND SHOULD HANG!
Posted by: Mad Pussyhatter at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (Iy9CQ)

============

Also Allahpundit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (3T+T0)

117 Lita Ford....Went to a party last Saturday night, I din't get laid, I got in a fight...uh huh,,,it aint no big thing...

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (w2Myr)

118 This wouldn't be a problem if we had that visionary Elon Musk's tunnel travel system in place -- supported entirely by federal taxpayer money subsidy payments to him, of course.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (TIsja)

119 And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.

Awesome!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)

You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm.

Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG)

120 She testify via FaceTime or Skype or any videoconferencing which has been around for 15 years.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (UWiFB)

121 This is farcical and needs to end.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (J+mig)

122 Heh, the list of reasons to not actually do anything about her alleged attacker is getting as long as Hillary's excuses for why her Billion dollar-plus campaign with two solid years of media support failed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)

123 Seems a little harsh on Shapiro, he's been raking the dems up and down the coals on this mess.

Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (NBOA5)

124 Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.

Don't forget the hockey mask

Posted by: barbarausa at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (eWUpO)

125 111 Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:50 PM (EeHjs)

Open casting call for actress to testify for Ford:

Chelsea Handler?
Sarah Silverman?
Joy Behar?
Whoopi Rape-Rape?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (/9p9e)

126 This is complete bullshit. How does she get to work, magic fairy carpet rides? No, I bet she uses a car. But the confined spaces!!!1

Posted by: Gaff at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (jPS2y)

127 Has she ever flown in the past? She's looking less credible than Anthony Weiner at this point.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (Jeih4)

128 122 Heh, the list of reasons to not actually do anything about her alleged attacker is getting as long as Hillary's excuses for why her Billion dollar-plus campaign with two solid years of media support failed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)

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I, for one, can't wait until Ford says that the Russians will get her if she goes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (3T+T0)

129 Is there not one functioning testicle among all the GOP members? Anyone? Buehler?

Tell this lying bitch to go to hell and get on with business.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (HiLJ1)

130 Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)
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Have you been tested for allergies?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (2LelM)

131 52
And ignoring the offer to interview her in her home or e.g. via Skype.

Tell her Monday interview or Tuesday vote.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (Evws/)

Embrace the power of AND

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (8iiMU)

132 Does anyone know if Grassley is still insisting that she testify under oath? To me, that's the whole ball game.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (T6t7i)

133 She has until tonight to let the senate know if she will testify Wednesday.

Honestly, WTF is going on.

Maybe next she can ask for a suite at the Four Seasons, Fresh Alaska salmon for dinner and a Chloe bag.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (VpIIl)

134 She should drive a Ford, Brett did.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr)

135 119 You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm.
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG)

Isn't this really the story of Lena Dunham's FUPA?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e)

136
And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.

Awesome!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:49 PM (kT3/m)

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*shoves play-doh into USB port

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

137 "Ladies Auxiliary"....Classic!!

Schedule. The. Fucking. Vote.

Posted by: Roper at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (PHc4K)

138 It seems as if they have evidence of prior plotting by Ford's lawyer to do all this, then the whole thing goes up in smoke, no?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (lwiT4)

139 100
Why is the GOP tolerating this?

Because they make the French look like flocking war heroes.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (r9UYA)

140 Well by now it's rather clear, these are delays due to:
1) She can't testify under oath without breaking the law or opening herself to liability
2) They still--STILL-- don't know what proof he has against her and they need to force him to testify 1st.
They're going to claim she will speak from California only.
10am eastern is 7am Pacific-- she wants at least 2 hours to prep her response.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (TN1P5)

141 Even uninterested Americans notice this sort of thing.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (O3+/S)

142 I don't FEEL like flying.
DOCTOR Ballsy Ford

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (mCMQ5)

143 123 Seems a little harsh on Shapiro, he's been raking the dems up and down the coals on this mess.
Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (NBOA5)

============

I haven't been paying that close attention to the Shapiro two minutes of hate, but what I did see was a tweet that everyone was saying was genuine on his part but seemed satirical to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (3T+T0)

144 134 She should drive a Ford, Brett did.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr)

...with 4 on the floor...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (/9p9e)

145 She's got a bathing suit on already. Make her swim.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (Jeih4)

146 s there not one functioning testicle among all the GOP members? Anyone? Buehler?

--------

Only two among the whole bunch of them, and they live at the WH.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

147 Rape, murder, arson, and the TSA.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (1L9V9)

148 Maybe she's jumpy about the TSA bringing back bad memories.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (HtsKA)

149 It's pretty clear she doesn't want to go under oath. Liar.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

150 They'll get her a train ticket and then she won't want to travel by train. Then it will be by bus or car. It will always be some bullshit excuse. Sorry honey you had your chance and it's over should be the only response now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (OLCnA)

151
Because Xanax and booze doesn't help 1000's of of people daily get on a plane and fly.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (UWiFB)

This. My doc just gave me a prescription for Xanax for my 23 freaking hour, non-stop, trans-Atlantic flight next month. And she can't fly across country?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (ptqGC)

152 Can't Rosenstein just wear a wire and get the troof from Chrissy?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (w2Myr)

153 See if the big jumbotron at the Navy Yard is being used, you know the one Agent Gibbs and Director Vance use on that CBS documentary about the Navy cop guys.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (xzqr4)

154 I'm pretty sure there are enough rich leftists to provide her with a private jet and a couple of Valium.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (wCmLp)

155 I told Grassley he ought to throw a pony in on the offer.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (7ZVPa)

156 Get me an Executive Order to dispatch AirForce One to her location. Oh, and you flyguys need to load a straitjacket, a large handtruck, and some sturdy straps.

Don't forget the muzzle. She looks a bit .. bitey.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (yQpMk)

157 This is incredible. They are scheming months, years before to destroy people, including the POTUS.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (2I4LM)

----------------------

They've been planning this all along.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4)

-------------------------

Kinda' interesting ain't it?

Planning, Strategy, Tactics, Finance, Logistics, Intel, Communications, R & R

Reminds you of another orginization, don't it ?

Posted by: dDan at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (hwYmz)

158 147 Rape, murder, arson, and the TSA.
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (1L9V9)

I saw Rape Murder Arson and TSA open for Crrosby, Stills, Nash and Young at the Fillmore East in '70.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (/9p9e)

159 Tell this lying bitch to go to hell and get on with business.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (HiLJ1)

Yup....so simple, so easy. Yet the fossils in the Senate cannot seem to grasp this concept.

GOPe losers.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (EoRCO)

160 149 It's pretty clear she doesn't want to go under oath. Liar.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

============

Feel for her future male students.

She going to take all of her frustrations over this out on them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)

161 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury as no stature of limitation on sex crimes in maryland. grand jurors will be black and liberal govt. workers. remember reagan shooters jury?

Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (SIAEz)

162 I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too.

Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g)

163 This is complete bullshit. How does she get to work, magic fairy carpet rides? No, I bet she uses a car. But the confined spaces!!!1

Posted by: Gaff at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (jPS2y)

Of course it is complete BS, every additional excuse just piles the BS higher and deeper. The Democrats, for some unknown reason, tied themselves to the rail on this one and may just be realizing the GOP has no interest in cutting them loose before the ship goes down.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (hLRSq)

164 She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (ZLlh9)

165 @130

No allergies.

The vector for my illnesses is my 11 month old who picks up everything from day care.

He doesn't get anything he's just a carrier of it to me and my wife.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (kT3/m)

166

What I fantasize:

Ford = Senator Pat Geary squeezing Michael Corleone
Grassley = Michael Corleone telling him to get fucked

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (/9p9e)

167 58
They could use the A-Team strategy that was used for Mr. T. Just cold-cock her and throw her on the plane.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:45 PM (m45I2)
Darn it, beat me to the answer! Good move, Muldoon!

I love it when a plan comes together.

- Hannibal Smith

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (UsCnO)

168 She should drive a Ford, Brett did.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM (w2Myr)

...with 4 on the floor...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:52 PM

I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr)

169 I know I am in the minority, but I am really sanguine over all this.... our side is winning this episode...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S)

170 Skype

I'm starting to picture one of those Mob Informant Videos with the shadows and the voice modulator.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (yQpMk)

171 Something else to note - McConnell has tweeted a reassurance that Kavanaugh *will*be confirmed.

Posted by: junior at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (umy56)

172 Because The A-Team never had a plan and executed it to get B.A Baracus to get on plan every episode; therefore, let's take this seriously that she can't fly or travel at speeds above 25MPH.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (UWiFB)

173 John Madden didn't want to fly and yet could still make it from NY to LA to call a game in an RV.
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It did however give him an excuse to skip the pro bowl in Hawaii every year.

Posted by: Methos at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (XQvuQ)

174 161. She has to file a police report first. She hasn't done that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

175 Good. I don't want to have to sit next to the lying scrunt.

Posted by: Frequent Flyer at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (Y274z)

176 Jack Kerouac and Neal Cassidy can throw her in the backseat of a '57 Bonneville and get her to DC in under 24 hours. Along the way, many gropings and threesomes can alleviate the trip's monotony.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (c+2jX)

177 This whole idea that accusers need to actually show up and testify under oath and present factual evidence is quite ridiculous.

Robespierre never had to deal with any of this nonsense.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (7ZVPa)

178 162 I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too.
Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g)

"You're gonna get fist-o-phobia you don't sit down!"

Great great movie. Too bad it's DeNiro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (/9p9e)

179 "Feel for her future male students.

She going to take all of her frustrations over this out on them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (3T+T0)"
Any parent who would put their child in her class deserves what they get.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (VpIIl)

180 I enjoy how this is the exact opposite of viewing women as capable, equal members of our society.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (PRfdc)

181 Amtrack can get her there by Monday,"

******

Ack! She's being railroaded!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (m45I2)

182 And good news, my pink eye and strep have cleared, I now seem to be developing a full blown chest and head cold.

If you were taking antibiotics that is why. It knocks out the good bacteria too, and leaves you more susceptible.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (EeHjs)

183 Next she will want to have someone testify on her behalf. Bcz we are in that territory now. I've been guessing what her excuses would be. I actually thought of flying but dismissed it as too ludicrous.
Posted by: platypus

Most likely just a letter read by her liars, full of lurid and fact-free nonsense. The liars will then demand to interrogate K.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (c07y/)

184 'Well, I'm certainly not flying coach!'

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (5p5Kj)

185 Maybe if K. will promise to meet her with a rose at Gate 15 she will change her mind about flying.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (mB4El)

186 161 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury as no stature of limitation on sex crimes in maryland. grand jurors will be black and liberal govt. workers. remember reagan shooters jury?
Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (SIAEz)

She would have to prove it happened in Maryland.

Without an address, it may have happened in DC, or hell even Virginia.

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NgKpN)

187 Stephen Hayes is dating a dwarf in Spain?
Does she have a position at the Royal Court?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (Evws/)

188 Am I the only person on this Smart MilBlog who thinks that the less Grassley and the rest of the GOPe say at this point, the better?

I mean, even LIVs can look at something this and call bullshit on it.

There are no reports of a cave-in. There are no reports of a "counter-offer". The only official report was that the requisite paperwork was not submitted in time for Prof. CrayCray to appear before the committee on Monday - a hearing that is still scheduled.

I'm all-for a good Eeyore-fed freakout, at least as much as the next moron. So I'm wondering if I'm missing something here.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)

189 What's the problem? She's not testifying against a Clinton

Posted by: Church Lady at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (z2W2E)

190 I mean, for her lawyer to come out in July, and say "I think we can maybe devise a strategy for keeping him off the bench" -- I dunno - that's a no brainer to me. Toss this out and hold the vote.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (lwiT4)

191 177 This whole idea that accusers need to actually show up and testify under oath and present factual evidence is quite ridiculous.

Robespierre never had to deal with any of this nonsense.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (7ZVPa)

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And he went on to become Emperor of France.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (3T+T0)

192 Just keep looking crazy, Ford.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (oVJmc)

193 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury

I'll offer 8 to 1 odds on that bet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yQpMk)

194 gee, she's a liar and doesn't want to have to deal with the mess her stupid letter that we've apparently not seen has created.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (Ejm4y)

195 Here's an idea: Just subpoena her already.

No, just let her be. It's not like she's necessary. How did she get to the Bay Area, by the way?

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (CE5C/)

196 Ack! She's being railroaded!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (m45I2)

Dammit! How did I not say that. Argh.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (EeHjs)

197 Profile in courage.

Fate of the country hangs in the balance. One woman stands alone to prevent 'literally hitler' from being seated on the Supreme Court, leading to the downfall of the republic, dooming millions of women to die by coathanger in back-alley abortions.

Thwarted due to existential threat of air travel.

History blushes in shame

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (3JlWt)

198 Doesn't matter if she goes to D.C. because she will get the flu or have an anxiety attack and go to the hospital or some other b.s. She will never testify. That's not part of the game plan.

Posted by: Tommy at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yEAdf)

199 You're a veritable bacteria and virus farm.
Posted by: President Donald J. Trump at September 21, 2018 03:51 PM (QLvwG)

It's nice that the President is concerned for your health.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (MX7xj)

200 Live video testimony.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (ZLlh9)

201 .... our side is winning this episode...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S)

----

This.

As a refresher, scroll down a bit rewatch Aces post on the CNN clip of women siding with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

202 I'm done. Fuck this bitch.

Confirm. NOW.

She's a lying scrunt and HER life should now be ruined for this ridiculous shit.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (F4u7C)

203 I got over my concern about flying years ago... by one simple thing.

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (O3+/S)

204 168
I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr)

I fancied myself a cocksman in my day, but 35 partners in 3-4 years is "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" territory.

Sheesh, I like my cigar but I take it out of my mouth every once in a while...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e)

205 Her latest demand: She'll agree to fly, if the Senate allows her to bring an Emotional Support Narwhal on the plane.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (c+2jX)

206 154
I'm pretty sure there are enough rich leftists to provide her with a private jet and a couple of Valium.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:53 PM (wCmLp)

Soros/Steyr *shifty-eyes, making foot circles in the dirt*

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (5jVnA)

207 ATTENTION: Goal post tenders, move those posts.
Again.

From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+)

208
Good. I don't want to have to sit next to the lying scrunt.

Posted by: Frequent Flyer at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (Y274z)

Oh, I don't know. I'd have some fun seated next to her.

"What was that?! Did you feel that bump??!!! OMG. I think I just saw flames shoot out of the right engine!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (ptqGC)

209
Gillibrand inadvertently told the truth in her idiotic statement. Making the false accuser testify WILL INDEED silence her.

It will be the end of her bullshit smear activism.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (90V40)

210 198 Doesn't matter if she goes to D.C. because she will get the flu or have an anxiety attack and go to the hospital or some other b.s. She will never testify. That's not part of the game plan.
Posted by: Tommy at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (yEAdf)

MONDAY IS SHAVUOS!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e)

211 Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)

I'm kind of where you are on this. Scary, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)

212 201 .... our side is winning this episode...
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (O3+/S)

----

This.

As a refresher, scroll down a bit rewatch Aces post on the CNN clip of women siding with Kavanaugh.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (8XRCm)

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The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now.

Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0)

213 Any parent who would put their child in her class deserves what they get.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (VpIIl)

No parent should be "putting" their children in her class, because her students are adults and should be making their own decisions.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (wCmLp)

214 Old and Busted: Nevertheless, she persisted

New Hotness: Meh... I don't feel like it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (KUaJL)

215 This is like the schoolyard punk who picks a fight, then when the other kids drops his backpack and squares up, the bully starts whining, "I totally COULD kick your ass, but I just had a dentist appointment, and I'm getting over the flu, and my mom needs me home right away... But you're sooooo lucky right now, cuz I would give you SUCH a beating."

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (6Krd7)

216 They must really feed people to the lions in Palo Alto.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (yQpMk)

217 Seriously, did this woman take lessons on how to be the least credible witness to a non-crime ever?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (5p5Kj)

218 I'd bet my life she's flown LOTS of times.

Just not for a day of reckoning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (je6Oi)

219 Stephen Hayes is dating a dwarf in Spain?
Does she have a position at the Royal Court?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM

Da Rain in Hayes fall mainly on da plane.

Posted by: Zombie Herve Vilachez at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (w2Myr)

220 I recall stopping in to a small roadside cafe way out in west Texas in the 80s that hd several autographed pictures of John Madden. I guess the guy mad an effort to stop there often on his to and fro'. I figured he must have been from around there.

Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (QMG5F)

221 Her excuse is even more stupid when you consider that Grassley had offered earlier in the week to have staff fly out to Cali and gather her testimony (under oath) there.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (FTXAT)

222 She has to file a police report first. She hasn't done that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (fA1SL)

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The lying scrunt will never do this. Just like lying under oath, filing a false police report would expose her to prosecution.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (I16G8)

223
The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now.

Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0)

Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (wCmLp)

224 Speaking of "Polite Company Conservatives," one of the cucks at Weekly Standard Cruiselines has come up with the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh

https://tinyurl.com/y7zhh79x

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (O7MnT)

225 Wow. I actually got a real person to bitch to at Grassleys office. It threw me but I recovered and used a lot of what you guys have said...minus the nasty vulgar stuff. But i was thinking it. She listened politely and said she would pass it along. the I said "tell him its from Cannibal BobL then she hung up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (3SzRC)

226 Note that the verbiage is that the she does not want to fly; not that she is afraid of flying. Of course she has flown lots of times. She just does not want to fly now.

Signed,
We should all believe her because shut up!!!

Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (zn7R9)

227 Just have the vote

no matter what is done a this point, it will by hysterics. It was hysterics before someone alleged her boobs were touched at a drunken high school party 40 years ago.

I really can't see the GOP reasoning for "more hysterics" by dragging this out, and the longer this fumble happens the more likely it becomes they may have to just pull Kavanaugh and start all over next year.

I could easily see a Flake/Corker/Collins/Murkowski cabal saying they want to start "fresh" next year if this goes on another few days.

Posted by: Blago at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (UfkIY)

228

I'm starting to wonder if she's afraid she'll be RECOGNIZED.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (90V40)

229 "35 Uh, I drove cross country, by myself, in three days.. "

I did that once, and drove every mile myself, because my "co-driver" couldn't drive a stick. Last hop was Kansas City to DC with a stop-off in Philadelphia. 21 hours. Brutal.

Posted by: Gridlock (ELIMINATE PERVERSE INCENTIVES) at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (GW7H6)

230 My client Dr. Ford would love to testify on Monday but unfortunately she's currently in a wizard-inflicted time bubble that isn't going to subside until at least Wednesday. Now perhaps she could still testify on Monday if we had access to a DeLorean going 88 MPH with a 1.21 gigawatt power flux capacitor, if only science hating neanderthal Republicans hadn't stopping the flow of research money to our public institutions of higher learning!!

Posted by: Crazy Cunt Lawyer at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)

231 @182

That's probably it.

This sucks.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (kT3/m)

232 File Under : Fiction

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (5p5Kj)

233 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+)

______

For Pete's sake!

#HOLDTHEVOTE

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (3JlWt)

234

KELLYANNE WONDERS WHY KAVANAUGH VOTE IS BEING DELAYED FOR DEMS WHO WON'T VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (2I4LM)

235 Take the vote already. The longer this goes on, the bigger a farce it becomes.

Dems say if they take back the House, they will try to impeach him anyway. They will try to de-legitamize any decision he is involved in.
This is about destroying him, not a fraud accusation.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)

236

Jennifer Rubin Verified account @JRubinBlogger 11m ago Replying to @burgessev @politico

To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ)

237 O.K her excuses are like Belushi in Blues Brothers when Carrie Fisher catches up with him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (w2Myr)

238 207 ATTENTION: Goal post tenders, move those posts.
Again.

From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+)

And the counter counter offer will be Wednesday... next January.

STOP FUCKING BARGAINING WITH CRIMINALS AND VERMIN.

CONFIRM KAVANAUGH NOW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (/9p9e)

239 Do to the false witness as that witness intended to do to the other party. You must purge the evil from among you. The rest of the people will hear of this and be afraid, and never again will such an evil thing be done among you. Show no pity: life for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.

Posted by: Deuteronomy 19:19 at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (AzW6q)

240 Ford may not even know what is in the letter, perhaps her scheming lawyer wrote it for her.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (7ZVPa)

241 My client Dr. Ford would consider it an honor to testify on Monday but unfortunately she has been turned into a newt.

Prognosis says she should get better by Thursday.

Posted by: Crazy Cunt Lawyer at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (oZ6kz)

242 I'm now wondering how many men she's destroyed via Title IX.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (gC2IV)

243 Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)

I posted on this at the end of the last thread. It is such a rolling trainwreck at this point, it is hard not to watch. Also, people who are busy all week catch up on news during the weekend. Wonder how it will play with them.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (EeHjs)

244 I'm thinking maybe Trump needs her AND Rosenstein as gimps. Sorta a matched set.

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (Y274z)

245 I also want a million dollars and a unicorn.

Posted by: Christine Blasley Ford at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (uGHnY)

246 Well that formatting was a fail.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ)

247 I knew it! I fucking knew it. More stall tactics. I called this yesterday. Extend the deadline for responding. Then find another "reason" to stall testifying. Drag this out through at least 10\1, if not the midterms.

Posted by: Kareem Ofweet at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (E5mUq)

248 Dr. Ford getting her degree......

Doctor! Doctor!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mkdYRIGceA

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (EoRCO)

249 Certifiable - will never appear under oath. Vote already and let loose the dogs of war.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (f1pRq)

250 Anyone willing to bet that everyone on Trump's judge list has been gamed against just in cas

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (Lq3uq)

251 223
The population of Republicans most likely to vote against Trump in 2016...siding with Trump now.

Yeah, 2018 is TOTALLY going to be a Blue Wave. Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (3T+T0)

Trump 2020: Because Fuck You, That's Why.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (wCmLp)

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Bad that point, he probably won't need much more than that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (3T+T0)

252 WWhast wong with ,me? i nedd cawfee.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (3SzRC)

253

RUBIN REEKS OF FECES

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (90V40)

254 Predicted next excuse: Dr. Ford never made this allegation; it was someone she went to high school with that looked like her. We must delay the confirmation until the FBI can track down this lookalike!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (TIsja)

255 She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than 2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader Joe's."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (dNzKv)

256 she will come to testify for maryland grand jury

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meh, I doubt Frosh would bother. Then again, Hogan's too much of a cuck to stop anyone.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (Ejm4y)

257 Kreplach, I can't believe your baby is 11 months old already. Wow.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (C1PQi)

258
From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (DfaM+)

Bullshit they did. I don't believe it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (FTXAT)

259 Whoopi Rape-Rape?

This - we all know Roman Polanski drugging and sodomizing a 12 year old girl isn't rape-rape.
Not like drunken teen Kavanagh copping a feel on Chrissy Blasey!!! THAT SHIT IS RAPE, STRAIGHT UP RAPE!!

Posted by: Janene Garbarfalo at September 21, 2018 04:00 PM (RzUqr)

260 "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT STORY TO TELL AND YOU MUST LET ME SPEAK! Eventually. Under the following list of conditions, or you're telling the woman to shut up---"

They can't drag this out until after the midterms. Their only hope is to scream the GOP is anti-woman once they call the vote, or hope Kav withdraws.

But this BS can't be a winning strategy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

261 First question from Grassley should be something like:

"Dr. Ford, we have been observing you from afar for the past few weeks. Are you as batshit crazy as you seem. or are your lawyers with the pink hats on telling you what to do?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO)

262 You know how I can tell your story is a fucking lie?

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (5p5Kj)

263 Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

264 At this point, I expect her to demand to be allowed to testify though interpretive dance

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (TN1P5)

265 Jennifer Rubin Verified account @JRubinBlogger 11m ago Replying to @burgessev @politico

To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (SRarZ)

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Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled?

I mean, it's not like anyone else injected her name into this mess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (3T+T0)

266 @227

Flake and Corker will not be in the senate next year.

Who gives a fuck what they have to say.

They shouldn't even be on any committees at this point.

But Turtle is a spineless lickspittle.

The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (kT3/m)

267 Professor Smith, I wanted to ask about Wormholes and the possibility that a house party could have taken place within a wrinkle or tear if you will in the space-time continuum over suburban Maryland, suburban Virginia, and/or the District of Columbia which accounts for the survivor's inability to place the attack in question in one summer in the early 1980s or in a particular building or structure. Is it possible according to SCIENCE that the attack actually occurred in all of the summers of the early 1980s?

Posted by: Don Lemmon at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (Iy9CQ)

268 KELLYANNE WONDERS WHY KAVANAUGH VOTE IS BEING DELAYED FOR DEMS WHO WON'T VOTE FOR HIM ANYWAY

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (2I4LM)

Bcz it is about a Woman being attacked dammit! (it isn't, but that is what they'd say.)

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (EeHjs)

269 BREAKING NEWS

Ford agrees to testify if she is supplied with 5 (FIVE) bowls of Blue M&Ms, a tray of gluten-free Aram Sandwiches, and a personal masseur during her testimony. If even 1 (ONE) green or brown M&M is found in any of the bowls, this contract is null and void.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (c+2jX)

270 I'll gladly testify for you Tuesday

Posted by: Wimpy Ford at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (z2W2E)

271 In defense of Dr. Ford, a passenger jet does look like a big flying penis.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (5b+Sr)

272 Seriously, enough of this crap. Hold the fucking vote, Grassley.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (SRarZ)

273 Maybe she's afraid of flying because MUSLIM TERRORiSTS!

That would be racist.

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Y274z)

274 "MONDAY IS SHAVUOS!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 03:57 PM (/9p9e) "

I DON'T FUCKING TESTIFY ON SHOMER SHABBOS!!!

Posted by: Dr. Ford nee Sobchak at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (oZ6kz)

275 She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl
placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than
2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be
no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader
Joe's."

She really should get some celebrities to show her how its done - like Mariah Carey, Jennifer Lopez, Diana Ross maybe?

Posted by: Janene Garbarfalo at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (RzUqr)

276 Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

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Roomba Posts.

Self automated.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

277
162 I understand her. I'm afraid to fly too.
Posted by: Jonathan Mardukas at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (Zr14g)

Hear ya! Nobody likes a squealer.

Posted by: Commerce Secretary Brown at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (mB4El)

278 I also want a million dollars and a unicorn.

and that guy's eye.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (yQpMk)

279 242 I'm now wondering how many men she's destroyed via Title IX.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 03:59 PM (gC2IV)

Great point. You know this harpy sits on one of those feminista star chambers in the academy.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (3JlWt)

280 Has Kellyanne's husband told her to STFU and make him a sammich yet?

Jeebus, I don't understand being married to someone who constantly undercuts your boss on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)

281 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college. Talk about a hot dog down a hallway.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 03:55 PM (w2Myr)

I'm starting to wonder if she's afraid she'll be RECOGNIZED.

Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (90V40)

Why, is she flying in crotchless panties?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (5jVnA)

282 Bang, bang, bang.
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The entire Senate banged my in an in camera session.

Collins held me down.

Posted by: DOCTOR ford at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Evws/)

283 If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem. But since women never invented such a device, and the patriarchy cannot be trusted, there is just no conceivable way around this impasse.

Posted by: Thatch at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (v5Cc/)

284 276 Good thing they put wheels on those goal posts.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl)

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Roomba Posts.

Self automated.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (8XRCm)

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So that's why they are constantly going in circles, having lost themselves.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (3T+T0)

285 Coming Soon: Whenever an alleged victim acts in a way that seems inconsistent with her claims, the Accuasation Apologists begin telling us that it's completely normal for victims to act that way.

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this is why it's important that no one ever listens to a feminist.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (Ejm4y)

286 I hope she's not expecting to get the senate goody bag or a lollipop after testifying. That's reserved for special celebrity guests.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (VpIIl)

287 This is definitely pissing our side off now, which is good, but this is dangerous. If they manage to stall until after the midterms, I don't doubt that it'll help the left GOTV as well. If they can use "we have to prevent this rapist from getting on SCOTUS" that no doubt will be beneficial for their side (blue wave existence, nonwithstanding).

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (KUaJL)

288 Her excuse is even more stupid when you consider that Grassley had offered earlier in the week to have staff fly out to Cali and gather her testimony (under oath) there.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 03:58 PM (FTXAT)

We buried that.

Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (DfaM+)

289 it's almost as if the accusation is more important than the parties or the facts.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (Ejm4y)

290 >>>If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

LOL!

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (q177U)

291 OT
Wall street news: Trump stock market closes at all time high.

Democrats are filing suit to turn those machines back on and SELL, SELL!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (UsCnO)

292 McConnell is what you get after you have a spinaldectomy.

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (Y274z)

293 Psychologists & Psychiatrists are certifiably bat-shit crazy. Don't think I've ever met
one that one would consider sane.

*******

A field of study for those seeking either a diagnosis or a cure.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (m45I2)

294 165 @130

No allergies.

The vector for my illnesses is my 11 month old who picks up everything from day care.

He doesn't get anything he's just a carrier of it to me and my wife.
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Yeah. I know that. Nasty little critters.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM)

295 @257

Yep, it's amazing how quickly it goes.

Just trying to stay alive to hit those milestones...

Like when he can get his working papers.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (kT3/m)

296 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S)

297 She doesn't want to come because she is f$$king lying. Period. End of conservation. Just confirm him.

Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (n0yzo)

298 >>>224 Speaking of "Polite Company Conservatives," one of the cucks at Weekly Standard Cruiselines has come up with the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh

https://tinyurl.com/y7zhh79x
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

...

Yes, the Omega Cuck J.V. Last who has a podcast where he jerks off about superhero movies and star wars all fucking day long.

The odds of this coming from the Weekly Standard were... 100%.

Posted by: ace at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (PA9oZ)

299 She insists on coming by mule.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

300 I expect her to demand to be allowed to testify though interpretive dance

If she pulls out the yarn and paint and drops trou, I'm pretty sure Kavanaugh's a goner.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (T6t7i)

301 255 She is literally going to get to "I want M and Ms in a cut crystal bowl placed 1 foot to the right of me and 18 inches in front, no more than 2.1 pints, but no less than 1.9, containing no brown ones. And it can be no closer than 1 year to the expiration date, purchased at Trader Joe's."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Drat! You stole my joke while I was typing it!

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (c+2jX)

302 oh right, the "rape rape" standard.

classics of liberalism.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (Ejm4y)

303 Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled?

I mean, it's not like anyone else injected her name into this mess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (3T+T0)

Magical vagina, take me away!

Posted by: Dr. Perfessor at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (5jVnA)

304 She's set the "Wymyn are just as strong, just as brave, and can do anything men can do!" movement back a few decades.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)

305

The Onion @TheOnion

'New York Times' Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief

https://trib.al/Gp6oiUP

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (2I4LM)

306 Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim? Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at 5:01 p.m.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3)

THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (je6Oi)

307 The Dems are finding it harder to unstick themselves from the Trump Tar Babies they insist on punching. Trump wins every round.... what a bunch of dunces.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (O3+/S)

308 They have no idea how angry we are. They just hear from the hair pulling, screaming lefty constituents

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (q177U)

309 there seem to be some that think they know about the counter offers the R's keep making -- free beer, paint her house, deluxe car on Amtrak -- she may be holding out for something better.
IF there are any counter offers to this morning's deadline, we are already losing. That was the red line ... they crossed it, so we are drawing more lines in the sand , till WE fall off the cliff. (Bugs Bunny always got Elmer or Sam to go off the cliff)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (Cus5s)

310 164
She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 03:54 PM (ZLlh9)

I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (8iiMU)

311 Every time I see a bird or a plane or Superman, I am thrown back to the horrible image of Kavanaugh flying through the air to rape and kill me.

Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (bU00h)

312 296 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now.
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S)

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I'm betting Flake et al demanded that Grassley offer something. Else they wouldn't be operating in good faith, in their opinions.

Of course, the counteroffer gives Ford literally nothing she wanted, so she won't accept. Hence, why she won't spike the football.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (3T+T0)

313 I wish Ann Coulter would take down Rubin with a snark attack. Wonder if they are friends.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (ZLlh9)

314 Ronan Farrow is disappointing. His prior reporting was so journalistically solid, and so unlike our normal dreck, I respected it. He also went against the whole media complex.

This thing with Ford is totally different. I guess it is his blind spot, or he has now been co-opted by Dems. smh

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (EeHjs)

315 @Doc_0 4m

Rosenstein: Dear God, I can't believe how stupid this news cycle is getting. Somebody kill me now.

New York Times headline: DEPUTY AG BEGS FOR DEATH, DOES NOT SPECIFY PREFERRED METHOD OF EXECUTION

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (c07y/)

316
Staffer: This is a good letter. Just a couple of changes. Where you say he made fun of your hair? Change that to held me down and tried to rip my clothes off. Also, where you say you felt rejected and angry? Change that to felt terrified that he would murder you.

Ford: Ok. I can stay totally anonymous right? No one will ever know it's me?

Staffer: Absolutely!

Staffer leaks to the media.

Ford: You said no one would ever know it was me!

Staffer: I lied.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (gC2IV)

317 I am beginning to think there is no Christine Ford. This is all a Russian bot operation designed by trumps buddy putin to undermine our democracy and make the Dems lose in Nov. We need to suspend all Republican campaigns until Mueller investigates this serious allegation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (dNzKv)

318 If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem. But since women never invented such a device, and the patriarchy cannot be trusted, there is just no conceivable way around this impasse.
Posted by: Thatch at September 21, 2018 04:02 PM (v5Cc/)
---------

You know what, no. She's trying to ruin this guy's life, family, and career. If she really believes her (ludicrous) story and it was as traumatic as she claims, she needs to get her sorry rear end here, sit it down in the Senate, and be prepared to give her account and then be questioned on it.

I don't like to fly either, but I do it when I have to.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (C1PQi)

319 >>Why didn't she start driving when the meeting was scheduled?

She seems like the type to just put on a diaper and drive straight through.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (5p5Kj)

320 The only thing I need to testify is this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp. - The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that's all *I* need. And that's *all* I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one... I need this. - The paddle game and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I'm some kind of a jerk or something! - And this. That's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, and this magazine, and the chair.

Posted by: Dr. Navin R Ford at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)

321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

322 So anyway, I'm now expecting the Twitter Experts -- who are not experts, but they are on twitter -- to tell us that "Rape victims often develop a fear of flying 30 years post-assault."
-ace
-----------------------------------------------------------
Followed by the peculiar symptom of fear of testifying before a Senate committee. Totes legit.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (fq72/)

323 If only there were a device which could send sound and video of one person at one location to another location we would not have this problem.

********

I'll let her use my Dick Tracy two-way wrist communicator thingie.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (m45I2)

324 Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.

I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

And I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi)

325 GOP: "We'd like you to testify next Monday."
Ford: "Monday's bad for me, I don't have time to prepare."
GOP: "How about Wednesday."
Ford: "I hate to fly."
GOP: "We'll come to you."
Ford: "I don't want strangers in my house."
GOP: "We'll meet at a neutral location."
Ford: "My car is in the shop."
GOP: "We'll send a limo."
Ford: "I won't feel safe."
GOP: "We'll have US Marshals escort you."
Ford: "I'm allergic to peanuts."
GOP: "There will be no peanuts."
Ford: "I can't testify without my emotional support octopus; he requires a saltwater tank."
GOP: "We'll arrange for a saltwater tank."
Ford: "I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog; and she must be female and Persian... "

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (O7MnT)

326 A week or so more and they'll say they should wait until after the mid-terms because Blue-Wave.

Then it'll be because Senate changes require them to wait till the next swearing in in 2019.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (37IEG)

327 Is Dr. Ford any relation to Ford EcoSport?

They're both environmentally conscious and carry a lot of baggage so I figured they could be.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (5b+Sr)

328 From legalinsurrection: Now the Senate Republicans have given Ford a counteroffer with a hearing on Wednesday.

Again, if that were the case I'm pretty sure Prof. CrayCray's legal team would be spiking the football on CNN right now.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:03 PM (NYS7S)

And Grassley would have announced it. The only press announcement from his office thus far today is on e-cigarette sales to children.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (FTXAT)

329 306
Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim?
Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at
5:01 p.m.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3)

THIS.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (je6Oi)

I'll call Grassley again.. they love talking to me. "its Cannibal Bob again, I have another question."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (3SzRC)

330 As we may know some turkeys are unable to fly very w ell

Posted by: Tamaa the bird 1000 Voices at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (wGqjj)

331 put this bitch on the No-Fly list then, stat.

you run your mouth, you reap the consequences.

Posted by: x at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (nFwvY)

332 No, the she doesn't *LIKE* *THAT* train!

She wants a *BLUE* train!

With butterscotch wheels and a magical whistle!

She wants the train to Hogwarts!

And a pony!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (oVJmc)

333 290 >>>If I was a TSA employee, I'd grope the living fuck out of her.
Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (2Mnv1)

LOL!
-------------------
True story, I and a team member were flying jto Japan just after they allowed flights after 911. In the lobby of Dulles with all sorts of exotics guess who were the two randomly selected for extra personal screening? Yep, the two white guys.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)

334 The Onion @TheOnion

'New York Times' Announces Appointment Of Anonymous Source As Editor-In-Chief

https://trib.al/Gp6oiUP
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (2I4LM)

Even Anonymous isn't as racist as Jeong.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (3JlWt)

335 Or maybe she'll demand the questions and testimony be delivered in Klingon

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)

336 She ought to just, you know, gird her loins and drive out there.

Posted by: Lisa Marie Nowak at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (z2W2E)

337 321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

No, more of a scrum...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (O3+/S)

338 321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

No, all at once.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (c+2jX)

339 Wait a second. During the auto bailouts, I remember the Detroit executives driving to Washington, DC to avoid the appearance of wasting money on private jets (never mind the hourly rate of a CEO, but let's not have any context please). This woman's last name is Ford. From the 2009 period, I also know for a fact that a Ford can make it to Washington without using an airplane.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (I2dne)

340 I...I... was upstairs when Brett Mav--Kav-anaugh tried to RAPE me!! I've never been upstairs or flown since!!

--- Christine Balsam-Ford

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (vDqXW)

341 "Come testify on ... Wednesday? Oh, no can do. I wash my hair on Wednesday." - Christine "Tawana" Ford

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (je6Oi)

342 yeah, this game is over. Have we even seen the letter?

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (Ejm4y)

343 Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Tongue tied and twisted just an Earth bound misfit,
I.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (/qEW2)

344 nd I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi)

She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT)

345 335 Or maybe she'll demand the questions and testimony be delivered in Klingon
Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG)

==============

New demand:

Brett Kavanaugh must say this: "I am a big poopy head who likes to touch women without their permission." That, or I'm not coming.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (3T+T0)

346
The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:01 PM (kT3/m)

Kreplach, I hope you have trademarked that phrase by now.

It would be a top seller for t-shirts at conventions.
Hell, I would wear one on election day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (UsCnO)

347 Kill her. That's all you have to do.

Kill Mary?

She's a risk. And get the priest as well.

Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C)

348 Kavanaugh wrote in her high school yearbook that it felt like he was feeding a horse.

Posted by: Jolo at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (WrMOC)

349 297 She doesn't want to come because she is f$$king lying. Period. End of conservation. Just confirm him.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2018 04:04 PM (n0yzo)

The original leak claimed that she said she didn't want to be identified...

So,

Anon person claims K tried to sexually assault sometime somewhere about 35 years ago. Vote against K.
If you don't you are a h8er.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (1g7ch)

350 The only press announcement from his office thus far today is on e-cigarette sales to children.

Posted by: redbanzai

--

At least the children will get something out of it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (7ZVPa)

351
She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT)

Doesn't WANT to fly? Huh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

352 Night train to Mundo Fine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (IqV8l)

353 Honestly, if she doesn't want to fly, why didn't she take up Grassley on his offer to SEND PEOPLE TO CALIFORNIA? If she doesn't want to do a public hearing, why didn't she take up Grassley on his offer to hold a PRIVATE HEARING? Every single roadblock she throws out has an available detour that she's handily ignoring.

ENOUGH. Shut it down. Call the f*cking vote and be done with this bullsh*t.

Democrats must never have power again.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (rP4OC)

354 Pick her up in an RV and drive that sucker right into the nearest C-117 and point it towards DC.

Posted by: The Chicken of depression at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (XRxxn)

355 The deadline was 10am now the GOP is "hoping" to hear back from Ford on there offer "by the end of the day." whenever the fuck that is.

I'm rightly angry at the democrats and their evil and satanic behavior, I am infinitely angrier at the spineless and confused fools the constitute the GOP, their leadership and their rank and file who are making a mockery of the confirmation process, justice and fairness.

This is beyond stupid.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (kT3/m)

356 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

Not exactly, but the line did go outside and around the corner.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (5jVnA)

357 She can't possibly testify by Wednesday. Her gilded litter carried by six buff male slaves, being whipped by female BDSM madams and intermittently feeding her grapes, surrounded by exotic veiled people juggling fire, leashed tigers, stomping elephants and bounding antelopes and can't possibly move that fast.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl)

358 the only way WE are winning with the counter offer game, is IF we know things ... like that she will never testify, or that WE have something on her that will come out in testimony, maybe after she lies about it.

ONLY if there is some such reason are we winning. IF we have that, going "the extra mile" to help her testify is just proving to the public she is lying and making absurd excuses.

Even if she testifies ... so what ... confirm anyway (McConnell seemed confident we would plow right through)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Cus5s)

359 By delaying Kavanaugh, they are delaying something else.

They know this idiocy "will never fly", but the game is to delay not defeat the nomination.

The lies never did pass the giggle test and now they are outright knee slappers.

This woman can't organize a trip to Washington but we should rely on her alleged memory of something that happened 37 years ago and might possibly involved some mashing by a 17 year old boy, who might have been Brett Kavanaugh, or not.

EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK THINGS CAN'T POSSIBLY GET WEIRDER/STUPIDER THEY DO.

FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ)

360 I like the running joke about demands; apparently the Rs have counteroffered her Wednesday.

Some of the demands were:
Both she and the Female Senate Dems get to wear handmaids tale outfits.

Kavanaugh must be in Canada when she testifies, and only appear via Sattelite when he is ready to admit guilt and withdraw.

Chuck Grassley must attend diversity and sensitivity training at an approved liberal school.

Mel Brooks must be brought before the committee and flogged.

There are others.

Jeff Flake and Bob Corker just wrote to me with this joint statement:

"Seems fair."

Posted by: tehDave at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (JkygK)

361 You mean she just can't hop on her broomstick and fly to DC?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (d6Ksn)

362 I require . . . a shrubbery!

Posted by: Doctor Christine Ni Ford at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (QLvwG)

363 I will only testify at the Alamo. In....the basement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (dNzKv)

364 She thinks Trump with have a fighter squadron shoot down her flight over Kansas.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Rr52g)

365 Ford is raping Lady Liberty, while Democrats hold Lady Liberty's legs.

Posted by: jb at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (CIBIw)

366 democrat plan b see if they vote for kavenaugh when he is in a sex crimes cell in maryland awaiting arraignment without bail.

Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (SIAEz)

367 Making her fly would be like asking her questions which would be like raping her all over again!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (37IEG)

368 359
FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ)

============

Inside a David Lynch movie, watching a Luis Bunuel movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (3T+T0)

369 well, i see where her and her cuck both have electric cars. so, she can't dive her sagging crotch to d.c. her extension cord only reaches palo alto proper.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (KP5rU)

370 I'll call Grassley again.. they love talking to me. "its Cannibal Bob again, I have another question."
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (3SzRC)
----------

Some of my friends from college worked on Capitol Hill when they first got out. They all had great stories about "regulars." I was partial to the old lady who would cut up cereal boxes and make postcards out of them and send messages to her Congressman.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (C1PQi)

371 Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc)

372 324
Trump should have the TSA pull all the records of her flying her lying ass all over the country.

I'll bet my left kidney she flew to the first Pink Pussy Hat March.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)

And I'll match it with my right kidney. The odds that she didn't fly to some leftist conclave are, rounding upwards, zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (je6Oi)

I'll match your kidneys and raise you a heart and a liver.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (3SzRC)

373 Kill her. That's all you have to do.

Kill Mary?

She's a risk. And get the priest as well.

Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C)
---
Sounds like there's a revolution calling!

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (vDqXW)

374 Ford: "I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog; and she must be female and Persian... "
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 21, 2018 04:06 PM (O7MnT)

"Oh, and she must be Zoroastrian, and albino."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (je6Oi)

375 Maybe she wants to stop at Carhenge on the way and do the nasty in every one of the back sears?

Posted by: torabora at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (Y274z)

376
She will also not drive across country unless she can stop and spend a day at site of the largest ball of string .

It's starting to sound like the plot from Midnight Run

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (TAmPV)

377 84
To be fair, flying is rather unpleasant nowadays. I mean, what if she wants peanuts, and all they have are pretzels? Bullying!

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 03:48 PM (T6t7i)

Isn't the whole reason we are going through this farcical event because of an alleged incident involving two nuts in a bag?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (jxbfJ)

378 Does anyone have a link to the 5:00 p.m. today deadline claim?

Because if it is true, and she won't do it, call the fucking vote at

5:01 p.m.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (dEQP3)

Grassley has made no announcement and this follows earlier claims from the press that the hearing had already been moved to Thursday. I will believe it when it is announced and not until then.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (FTXAT)

379 I think this video needs to go viral.
Women supporting Kavanaugh have much more class than the disgusting, lying Lefty women.

https://tinyurl.com/yb3z2avx

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (hECVl)

380 Maybe she can testify in one of those sexy Handmaiden's Tale Halloween costumes?

Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (jDF8P)

381 371 Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc)

==============

"My daddy was rich and powerful, and I was his little girl. I didn't want him to realize that I was kind of a slut."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (3T+T0)

382 McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell.. so that's good.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (O3+/S)

383 Is there some rule that if he is not seated by Oct 1 he has to sit out the term?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (dNzKv)

384 It's times like this when our nation could of most used Burt Reynolds. Him and Dom in the front seat, Ford in the trunk. No flight needed.

Posted by: bananadream at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (YR7aL)

385 Grassley should have given in on Ford's demand to repaint the Statue of Liberty pink.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (7ZVPa)

386 "FcuK. Its like being inside an David Lynch Movie.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (zxFWZ) "

Theory I floated above was they want to delay long enough so that he misses argumentation on the upcoming docket of cases - that way they might be able to wring out a few more 4-4's before they start getting skullfucked by their agenda being slowly rolled back.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)

387
Qantas. Ill only fly from California to DC on Qantas.

And Kmart sucks.

And Wopner is on in ten minutes.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

388
Some of my friends from college worked on
Capitol Hill when they first got out. They all had great stories about
"regulars." I was partial to the old lady who would cut up cereal boxes
and make postcards out of them and send messages to her Congressman.

Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (C1PQi)

Huh.
*looks at body parts*
Should i use a sharpie?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (3SzRC)

389 "I can't fly. Mercury is in retrograde."

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (5b+Sr)

390 Hey, Toots, "Fear of Flying" was a trashy novel. Come up with something better than that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (je6Oi)

391 They have no idea how angry we are. They just hear from the hair pulling, screaming lefty constituents

I dunno angry just... disgusted and frustrated that this keeps going on and on. Needs to be ended and dealt with. The longer this goes, the less the public remotely sides with this story, even to the extent they did at all to begin with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (39g3+)

392 Ridiculouser and ridiculouser.

The right should cheer from the rafters because the Democrats are being exposed as frauds.

Posted by: Sam in VA at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (bLJXu)

393 How is it that no one has any video footage of this woman yet?

Does she even exist?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

394 Is Doctor Ford Rain Man? K-Mart Sucks.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (2LelM)

395 Once again, something she could have mentioned a week ago. And probably also Jane D'oh's kidneys are very safe nestled in her flanks for all time.

I bet she flies everywhere.

Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (Sp1NT)

396 382 McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell.. so that's good.....
Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:11 PM (O3+/S)

=============

As much as I can imagine Flake being awful and voting against Kavanaugh just cause, I can also imagine him getting so sick of the obviousness of the stupidity on display to get him to say, "Fine. I'll vote to confirm."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (3T+T0)

397 Grassley's first question to Ford:
So Chrissy, sugar tits, is your shit all fucked up?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (fq72/)

398 Dear g-d we don't talk at all. In fact, I don't pray either. I just use what you gave me to get thru life and that's that. Embrace the suck and carryon.

But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (7IRPQ)

399 362 I require . . . a shrubbery!

(Golf clap.)

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (NYS7S)

400 Are they hoping to give red state Dems some thin cover to vote "No"?
There were serious questions about his past, and it was too important to be hasty....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (dNzKv)

401 Ford can't fly. She qualifies the TSA check as "rape".

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

402 Kill her. That's all you have to do.

Kill Mary?

She's a risk. And get the priest as well.

Posted by: Queensryche at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C)
---
Sounds like there's a revolution calling!
Posted by: Axeman

The needle lies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+)

403 She can't possibly testify by Wednesday. Her gilded
litter carried by six buff male slaves, being whipped by female BDSM
madams and intermittently feeding her grapes, surrounded by exotic
veiled people juggling fire, leashed tigers, stomping elephants and
bounding antelopes and can't possibly move that fast.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (VpIIl)

ProTip: Get them all stepping off on the same foot else your tits will fall off!!

Posted by: Empress Nympho at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (QLvwG)

404 "I can't testify without a translator fluent in both Esperanto and Tagalog;... "

*********

I'm on it.

Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (m45I2)

405 She should have gone for something worthwhile, like "I'll only testify if they get rid of the DH rule."

Now THAT I could get behind.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (je6Oi)

406 Ford's crashing more like the Hindenburg than a Pinto.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (Y9g6h)

407 Andy Canuck posted the #Fordtheater last night, to check out the meme.

If your head is exploding, try humor or an internet break. Your blood pressure will go down. I took a 12 hour break and my equanimity returned.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (EeHjs)

408 People say David French uses John Calvin as his avatar. Now, as a Catholic, I'd like to believe that. But I always though it was Vidkun Quisling.

Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (59GGI)

409 Susan Collins is appalled, again! This isn't going to happen. It's over. The GOP should be disbanded . They can't pass anything but tax cuts, and they refuse to do what their constituents elected them to do.

I screamed at the television when Trump signed last years budget bill. Trump should just do what Zippy did and issue Executive Orders.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (v1udk)

410 How is it that no one has any video footage of this woman yet?

Does she even exist?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++
Now wouldn't that be something?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (I2dne)

411 For what it's worth I have contacted both Senators McConnell and Grassley to end this farce. Sen. ChiComFi needs to be sanctioned for this stunt. I also informed McConnell's office that he needs to start the process to hold a vote regarding Sen. Booker's expulsion from the U.S. Senate since he has already confessed to touching a girl's breast without permission when he was in high school. Jeebus people, make the Donks squeel.

These cowardly turds STILL wonder how Donald Trump became POTUS.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (5Yee7)

412 405 She should have gone for something worthwhile, like "I'll only testify if they get rid of the DH rule."

Now THAT I could get behind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (je6Oi)

============

As the fan of an AL team, I also support this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (3T+T0)

413 I can't fly , Foaddy Fi

Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (ZLlh9)

414 383 Is there some rule that if he is not seated by Oct 1 he has to sit out the term?

Uh, that would be... no. Not at all.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (NYS7S)

415

We are watching people getting whipped up into a frenzy over this.

They need to take a step back.

There is no evidence.
She has a history of political extremism.
She is obviously stalling for political reasons.
This was the only way they could think of to get Kav.
It was 36 years ago! They were kids!
She was drinking to the point of not remembering how she got home or anything else, at 15 years old.

This is all a lie.
She's insane. Clinically.
She wears a pink p&ssy hat.
She gives money to the Democrats.

The GOP are fools if Wed comes and goes and they haven't just seated Kavanaugh.

He deserves it. He is a good man from what we have seen. Decades of doing good on the bench. Extremely qualified. Tons of women who support and respect him against ONE insane psycho.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (2I4LM)

416 She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT)

----------------

I don't care if she wants to hitch hike to get there. Subpeona her lying ass and then issue an arrest warrant for Contempt of Congress when she doesn't show to give testimony under oath.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (I16G8)

417
"I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."

- - Virgil Solozzo Ford

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (/9p9e)

418 New rule proposed:

All accusations without accompanying contemporary police reports get filed in the circular out box.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (J+mig)

419 >>>the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh

Justice Rose Tico

Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P)

420 Anybody seen my nutz?

Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (3rMal)

421 Unless I can journey to D.C. via steamershipmthrough the Panama Canal and thenfe by horse and carriage from the port of Orleans, the patriarchy wins.

Posted by: Christmas Jones at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (4VAdr)

422 What we understand but are not willing to state, is that the Democrats of the last 20 years have abandoned the Legislative branch, because their ideas are so foreign and anti-Constitutional, they can never get a majority to pass them, unless under threat like Obamacare.

They realize that any law, any time, can be ultimately changed by 5 like-minded people in black robes. The law is what ever those 5 people in robes say it is.

They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes.

The Democrats have realized they are on the precipice of losing their only branch of government they control. That is what this is all about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)

423 Hire Con-Air

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG)

424 371 Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.
Posted by: Lady in Bla

These people (leftists) literally don't understand how logic works. They think that if some victims don't report the crime, that means all people who don't report any crime are victims.

By this line of reasoning, all females are rape victims -- those who report the crime at the time, and those who don't report any crime at the time.

Which, now that I think about it, is the radical feminist Fundamental truth: Sex is rape. So, yeah, all women are rape victims.

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (c+2jX)

425 Stupid John Madden sock

Posted by: wooga at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P)

426 Deals are being made... votes are being negotiated, as we blog.... sausage making....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (O3+/S)

427 Ronan Farrow is disappointing. His prior reporting was so journalistically solid, and so unlike our normal dreck, I respected it. He also went against the whole media complex.

This thing with Ford is totally different. I guess it is his blind spot, or he has now been co-opted by Dems. smh
=======
Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM)

428 Does she even exist?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 21, 2018 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

Maybe she's a composite, like Barky's college "girlfriend", aka beard.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (xPJvm)

429 The recommended response:

"Dr. Ford has indicated that she doesn't want to fly. Well, that ain't gonna fly. Confirmation vote starts at Noontime on Monday."

Posted by: Another Anon at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (vX2zy)

430 I would guess her deleted social media accounts have accounts of trips taken by plane. Plus a lot of anti-Trump rants.
This woman is supposed to have a Ph.D. in psychology but she comes across as someone in dire need of help. One would think two Masters and a doctorate in psychology would require she undergo some analysis herself as part of her training. Or she would have recognized over 36 years that she had issues with this alleged attack, as well as with her fear of enclosed spaces. Feinstein is the second richest Dem in the senate - you'd think she'd spring for a first-class plane ticket - lots of space up there.

If Kavanaugh is not on the court for the first week, the court can require re-argument with the full court at a later date in any cases that he did not hear. Inconvenient for the parties (especially those paying their lawyers by the hour), but it can be done.

Posted by: Wethal at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3RspO)

431 420 Anybody seen my nutz?
Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (3rMal)

They're in a lock box. On Ford's night table. In California...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (/9p9e)

432 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.

I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors.

Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt)

433 419 >>>the "optimal conservative outcome" for the Kavanaugh nomination: Withdraw Kavanaugh

Justice Rose Tico
Posted by: John Madden at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sKZ8P)

==============

Much like how she prevented Finn from sacrificing himself to save dozens of lives, Justice Tico will uphold Roe v. Wade in order to preserve the lives of the unborn.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3T+T0)

434 I thought last night it would be amusing to call their bluff just to see what new stall tactic they would come up with next. I have to say, I had not considered this one. Bravo Dems.

On another note, I actually think Grassley and McConnell are handling this well. On one hand they have Ford, her attorneys, and her supporters beclowning themselves; on the other hand, they have K's supporters hardening and demanding a vote ASAP. I predict that Monday they're going to throw up their hands and say, "Well, shucks, we tried everything we could to come to a reasonable agreement, they weren't into it, we may as well go ahead and vote. "

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (+Ql5e)

435 422 What we understand but are not willing to state, is that the Democrats of the last 20 years have abandoned the Legislative branch, because their ideas are so foreign and anti-Constitutional, they can never get a majority to pass them, unless under threat like Obamacare.

They realize that any law, any time, can be ultimately changed by 5 like-minded people in black robes. The law is what ever those 5 people in robes say it is.

They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes.

The Democrats have realized they are on the precipice of losing their only branch of government they control. That is what this is all about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)

============

Then they'll have to go back to convincing people to vote for other people who want to put grown men into bathrooms with little girls.

That's a whole lot harder.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3T+T0)

436 Tell the bitch they'll accept all of her demands and wait until Thursday but the Kavanaugh vote happens first thing Monday morning

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (OLCnA)

437 Cant she take greyhound?

Posted by: IC at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (p2vYZ)

438 Occams Razor:
She's a lefty lying bitch who got her cameltoe caught in ber lie.

Posted by: TexasJew at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (c+cGk)

439 Loopy fucking cunt

Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls)

440 401
Ford can't fly. She qualifies the TSA check as "rape".

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 04:13 PM (VpIIl)

What if she is on the no-fly list for previous nutbaggery?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5jVnA)

441 Leave now and take a fucking Uber.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5b+Sr)

442 "Trending on twatter is the hashtag #whyididntreport. I haven't looked at it, but I'm sure it's a consortium of like-minded #metoo snivelers for why it took Ms. I'm Afraid of Flying 36 years to open her yapper.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mQ0Mc) "

I'm sure it's all "PRESIDENT DRUMPF HOW DARE YOU SAY WE NEED TO FILE CONTEMPORARY POLICE REPORTS I WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A FOREMAN AT THE TICONDEROGA FACTORY SO I HAVE A COMPLEX ABOUT USING PENCILS SO I COULDN'T FILL OUT THE FORMS IN TRIPLICATE YOU HORRIBLE RACIST MISOGYNIST TOADDICK!!!11!"

Let Trump draw some stray voltage while they schedule the vote and push the nomination forward. I don't believe in 9 dimensional cyber backgammon, but I can't deny that once Trump enters the fray it's a great distraction for our lackwit enemies.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (oZ6kz)

443 $oro$ could fly her in his private jet.

Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS)

444

The Morons and 'ettes could hire a bus and drive her.

Ace could be the driver and travel commentator. Mic and all.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (2I4LM)

445 This place is sounding like a recipe for English Kidney Pie

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (q177U)

446 Odds are pretty good this one will swallow an entire bottle of something that is sure not to kill her before Monday comes.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (5p5Kj)

447 430 I would guess her deleted social media accounts have accounts of trips taken by plane. Plus a lot of anti-Trump rants.

If this was a Republican, her entire social media history would have been "found" despite the deletion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (dNzKv)

448 Missus Muldoon just had a dark thought. Is this woman going to end up Seth Rich-ed?

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (m45I2)

449 439 Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls)

"Conyo madre!"

- - Loopy Ocasio-Fiasco

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (/9p9e)

450 Maybe I'm crazy but I see this working the GOP's favor. Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans. The GOP can say, truthfully, that they bent over backward to try and accommodate her to hear her story. The Dems will scream patriarchy but they would anyway.

As long as the final vote happens before October, they're golden.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (xQfPr)

451 Dear g-d we don't talk at all. In fact, I don't pray either. I just use what you gave me to get thru life and that's that. Embrace the suck and carryon.

But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor.

-------

This reminds me of the old story about the man on the roof of his house in a flood... "I sent you the House, and the Senate, and the White House. What did you expect?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (AzW6q)

452 sorry Perfesor, you're on the no fly list. Trump put you on there in 2018 just in case your memory started acting up again and you forgot you don't like to fly.

Posted by: x at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (nFwvY)

453 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.

I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors.

Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt)

Not this shit again!

Posted by: Zombie Sheriff Buford T. Justice at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (QLvwG)

454
...
375) one gross of binkies at her table.
...
392) one wubbie at her table.
...
496) one dozen bottles of pedialyte, chilled, at her table.
...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (pNxlR)

455 They don't even need a president. Only 5 people in robes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (UsCnO)

Nonsense, they only need one hack in black in the Aloha State to have complete control of the Country.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge on the Ninth Circus Kangaroo Kourt of App-Eels at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (hVHEm)

456 Somebody might grab one of her saggers on the airplane?

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr)

457 Ii sent Grassley an email in which I respectfully asked if one of the Repubs could borrow a pair of testicles from one if the dems so they could take a vote

Posted by: Abby at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (02gQe)

458 413 I can't fly , Foaddy Fi
Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:14 PM (ZLlh9)
----------------------------------------------------------------
This gets a LOL + golf clap. Take a bow.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (fq72/)

459 Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy

*********

Dude! What are you doing talking to my wife!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (m45I2)

460 She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM

I have a feeling she is going to say she is too "afraid of violent republicans". She will use that to slander the party. They will stop at nothing. She fears for her life.

Let's just wrap her in bubble wrap and throw her in a moving van. They drive all night.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (2I4LM)

461 432 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.

I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors.
Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt)

"The Scumbag Rally has begun!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

462 She isn't saying she is afraid to fly or that she hasn't flown in the past. She is just saying she doesn't want to fly for this.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:08 PM (FTXAT)

Doesn't want to fly to her Day of Reckoning? I can believe that. Because she knows she'll get crucified if/when she shows up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (je6Oi)

463 If they (and by they, I mean the Democraps) offed her, you KNOW who'd get blamed. And she'd be a happy martyr to the cause.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG)

464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (gC2IV)

465 Seriously, you guys, what if her seat cushion doesn't really float???

Posted by: American at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (3c9kD)

466 Professor Ford PhD will get a book deal over this, probably at least several million. Every one else is getting book deals.

Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (AvXKk)

467 "I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."

You think too much of me, Kid. I had my chance, now I am the hunted one.

Posted by: Virgil Solozzo Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

468 461 432 Just need a semi and a Trans Am blocker car.

I can get there with her and a truckload of Coors.
Posted by: The Bandit at September 21, 2018 04:16 PM (3JlWt)

"The Scumbag Rally has begun!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (/9p9e)

/whispers...

Cannonball...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

469
She insists on coming by mule.
------
From Tijuana!

Posted by: DOCTOR ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (Evws/)

470 364
She thinks Trump with have a fighter squadron shoot down her flight over Kansas.

Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2018 04:09 PM (Rr52g)

What? This isn't Ron Brown and BJ Clinton we are talking about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (UsCnO)

471 I can't be there Monday. On Monday I wash my hair.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (5b+Sr)

472 The Republican Senators should all realize it could be them next and the women Senators should realize it could be their husband, son or brother. This movement is going into dangerous territory. Women and girls that were jilted will now see it's ok to go after these men and destroy their lives.

Watch out Dems... Cory Booker you just might be next.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (hECVl)

473 Trains and cars scare me too.

I insist on traveling to Washington by oxcart.

Changed my mind.

Now I want a sedan chair.

Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (I2/tG)

474 450 Maybe I'm crazy but I see this working the GOP's favor. Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans. The GOP can say, truthfully, that they bent over backward to try and accommodate her to hear her story. The Dems will scream patriarchy but they would anyway.

As long as the final vote happens before October, they're golden.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 21, 2018 04:18 PM (xQfPr)

SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.

Tight. So tight Roman Polanski want to rape-rape it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (/9p9e)

475 They are gonna find her in her bathtub.
Semi-consious. With an empty bottle of chewable Pepto-Bismol on the bath mat and a battery powered, personal massager stuck in the jacuzzi intake.

The Suicide Note will have been printed in the NY Times by 10 am.

Posted by: 11 AM Monday Morning at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (5p5Kj)

476 Just go to washington, Ms Ford... what could possibly go wrong????

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (O3+/S)

477 Cannonball...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

Death Race 2000.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (5jVnA)

478 "6 Geez, it's almost like they're stalling..."

Don't use insensitive analogies that might trigger those afraid of flying!

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (rwaEp)

479 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 21, 2018 04:19 PM (gC2IV)

I would pay real money if they all came wearing those idiot Handmaid's Tale costumes.

Double if the male Dems did too!

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (3JlWt)

480 466 Professor Ford PhD will get a book deal over this, probably at least several million. Every one else is getting book deals.
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (AvXKk)

Hmmm.... wonder what her doctoral thesis was on...

Recovered memory?

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (NgKpN)

481 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
_____________

That would be a good look for them. I suggest they make it permanent.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (fqUgw)

482 468
/whispers...

Cannonball...
Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (NgKpN)

Gumball Rally. Cannonball Run.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (/9p9e)

483 I can only travel cross country in a 1948 Ferrari California.

Uhhhhh, Ferrari didn't make a California in 1948

I guess you have a problem, then.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (dNzKv)

484 When she came out for the Women's March, did she walk the whole way?

Posted by: KasperHauserinLondon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (HqpV0)

485 $oro$ could fly her in his private jet.
Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS)

Musk could accidentally shoot blast her into outer space.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (2I4LM)

486 Let's see, 'republican' majority in house and senate and the democraps control the speed, direction, destination, and passengers allowed on the bus. Tell me again what it was we voted for? Cause this sucks.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (zLDYs)

487 I need better proof she even exists.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (HgMAr)

488 End this fiasco now. No more deadlines, discussions or negotiations. End it.

Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (MxEKc)

489 $oro$ could fly her in his private jet.

So could Pinochet Airlines if she wants to swear off flying for the rest of her life.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (NAs56)

490 Someone mentioned shit show the other day.
Yeah.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (xqfqx)

491 481 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.
_____________

That would be a good look for them. I suggest they make it permanent.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:21 PM (fqUgw)

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Which LIV glancing through the channels and catching that image is going to say, "I like that. I'm definitely voting Democrat in November"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (3T+T0)

492
437 Cant she take greyhound?
Posted by: IC at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (p2vYZ)

She'd be a jibbering puddle of drool by the time she got to DC - not that anyone would notice any difference from how she's now behaving.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (pNxlR)

493 417
"I want one million dollars cash and the judges you have in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I've got a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
and I sit around and count them all
a million times

Posted by: Hi de hi de ho at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (c+2jX)

494 You know, Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (GBteo)

495 Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM)

No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior.

What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones.

I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (EeHjs)

496 It's a Mad, Mad , Mad World.

Posted by: Sammy Waters at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (ZLlh9)

497 Latest demand: She won't testify without a tiara.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (5b+Sr)

498 In Cases of False Rape Accusations

your Seat Cushion can be used as a flotation device.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (5p5Kj)

499 Actually, the woman says that she had had 64 male partners between high-school and College, not 34. She also says that she took five years off between high-school and College, but she was still, shall we say, not the choosiest of dames.

SIXTY-FOUR...

and of course you have to count whoever she was screwing in high school plus whoever she has screwed in all the years since and it adds up to a lot more than 64 men.

But we are supposed to believe that she is a shy, blushing Rose.

Posted by: Beverly at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (3Hvhs)

500 $oro$ could fly her in his ~~private jet~~ fleet of private jets.
Posted by: golfman at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (rhXTS)

FIFY.

Posted by: George $oro$ at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (hVHEm)

501 486 Let's see, 'republican' majority in house and senate and the democraps control the speed, direction, destination, and passengers allowed on the bus. Tell me again what it was we voted for? Cause this sucks.
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (zLDYs)

===========

Well, Arizona voted for Jeff Flake.

Maine voted for Susan Collins.

Alaska voted for Lisa Murkowski.

Tennessee voted for Bob Corker.

And those four people want a good show for comity and decorum purposes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (3T+T0)

502 Most people, including the wimmins, already don't believe her unless they're wacko partisans.
***
I don't think the partisans really believe her either.

The accusations are a tool for an end they want - stopping or at least delaying Kavanaugh.

And it is all about the ends, not the means.

If I was Grassley I'd say something to the effect of there is a hearing on Monday. If you don't show the vote for confirmation is Monday afternoon.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (eSx+E)

503 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

What? About 2 1/2 months between high school and college. Unless she took a sabbaticle to Europe.

Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (DfaM+)

504 Well, two swallows could grab her by her husks...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (NgKpN)

505 You know, Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.

Luckily, he had use of a battleship.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (yQpMk)

506 490 Someone mentioned shit show the other day.
Yeah.

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (xqfqx)

It's hilarious, and damaging... for them... honestly, we're just batting them around now, like a cathip mouse...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (O3+/S)

507 438 Occams Razor:
She's a lefty lying bitch who got her cameltoe caught in ber lie.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (c+cGk)

This.

She thought she could cheap shot Kavanaugh from the cheap seats and he/ the GOP would fold.

Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up.

Unlike some others, I doubt she had a financial incentive to do this, any more than the Rosenbergs did. I suspect she's a true believer, and in her case, she thought she'd be feted for it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (je6Oi)

508 Well it IS TGIF isn't it?

Have a great weekend.

I'm going to trust the GOP wants this SC appointment more than anything. It's the golden egg of winning.

They won't lose this one. They just need to whip a couple votes.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (2I4LM)

509 Off rocker , off rocker Sock.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (ZLlh9)

510 OT: This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."

We can't say anything until our betters have satisfied themselves that WE can't influence an election.

Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST. ALL INFO is pertinent to, and can influence, election choices.

It's madness that ANYBODY accepts this arrogant and STONE-STUPID outrageous policy. Just send me to Room 101 now and get it over with, a-holes.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG)

511 I spell so bad spell check can't correct it.

Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (DfaM+)

512 Just more #FordTheater

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (Evws/)

513 OK . . . I've lost track . . . what movie are we seeing here?

Midnight Run?
Smokey and the Bandit?
Cannonball Run?
Planes, Trains and Automobiles?
National Lampoon's Vacation?

I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt)

514 SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.

I'm certain that's just a coincidence.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (nIvDu)

515 505 You know, Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.

Luckily, he had use of a battleship.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (yQpMk)

Yes, he sure did. But even his battle ship couldn't get from CA to DC in only 3 days. I mean, come on! It takes forrreeevvveerrr to get through the Panama Canal.

And it ain't cheap!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (GBteo)

516 Well, two swallows could grab her by her husks...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (NgKpN)

African or European?

Posted by: Guard Keen on Birds #2 at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (QLvwG)

517 They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (q177U)

518 Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (dNzKv)

519 507
This.

She thought she could cheap shot Kavanaugh from the cheap seats and he/ the GOP would fold.

Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up.

Unlike some others, I doubt she had a financial incentive to do this, any more than the Rosenbergs did. I suspect she's a true believer, and in her case, she thought she'd be feted for it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (je6Oi)

=============

"You know, I lived near that guy in high school and we're almost the same age. I can just tell my congresswoman that he nearly raped and killed me, and that will end his career.

It's foolproof!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (3T+T0)

520 So...teleconferencing not an option?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI)

521
491 481 464 If this hearing happens, what are the odds that the women D senators show up with duct tape over their mouths? I'd say better than even.

Have a flying squad of master duct tapers in the room, armed with said tape, to swoop down on each and every one and put about three dozen additional wraps around each one's pie hole.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (pNxlR)

522 Winston Churchill was afraid to fly too.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

--

In his defense, in his day, it was a bit riskier than today.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (7ZVPa)

523
Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

***

I thought all of this was just part of the attack on Trump in the 2016 election. Rose McGowan took it in a direction the Dems didn't really want though...

Speaking of which, has Grassley called a sessions to vote on expelling Menendez yet? Credible accusations and victims will to fly to DC (or so I've heard).

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (eSx+E)

524 But Wednesday is bridge night!

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (rwaEp)

525 321
I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

She doesn't need Amtrak when she's pulling the train.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (8iiMU)

526 I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in.
Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt)

Sweat Hog Day.

Posted by: eleven at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (NLLmE)

527 Maybe she can take the boat. Around The Horn...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 21, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P)
.................

Cap'n Kristol could sail her through the Panama Canal.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)

528 The squish republican shitshow should get on their knees and beg Dr. Front-hole Ford to please come and drag Kavanaugh through the mud anytime and any way she likes. It is who they are!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (yhf6w)

529 Churchill had good reason to fear flying.

They're called Messerchmitts!

Blasey Ford . . . not so much. Just facing the music for being a bald-faced liar.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (3JlWt)

530
How can she empower herself if she won't get on the f**king plane?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (TAmPV)

531 Now she's got her tit in a wringer, and doubtless wishes to God she'd never brought this up.

I'm very much guessing this is the case, too.

She was LARPing, and is learning the very hard way that LARPing ain't real life.

Real life has... consequences.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (NYS7S)

532 The only thing that distinguishes this shamefur dispray from a real shit-show is that nobody's speaking German.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (fA1SL)

533 she is going to say she is too "afraid of violent republicans".

'Violent Republicans' are the ones keeping you- and us- safe.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (nIvDu)

534 In his defense, in his day, it was a bit riskier than today.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (7ZVPa)

Well, sure, what with the Krauts shooting at you and whatnot.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (GBteo)

535 Why aren't they subpoenaing her, and compelling her presence on Monday?

Posted by: Iblis at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (OXWT4)

536 They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.

***

Along with access to their FBI files, emails, tax records, etc, etc...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (eSx+E)

537 Unless she took a sabbaticle to Europe.

Is this something that's a gonad, but only on Sunday?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:26 PM (T6t7i)

538 >>Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.

What is the Kill Dose?

And you know what I mean.

She's on the fast track to a semi-serious, girly suicide attempt.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (5p5Kj)

539 Dems keep saying how brave she is. The dems outed her. She wanted to remain anonymous.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (5b+Sr)

540 If someone could drive her to Janesville, I can grab her and get her to Indiana. Maybe Peaches could haul her from there.

We could do like a relay-race. Everybody sign up for a section of 'Merica.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (lwiT4)

541 Can we report Beto's twitter for trying to influence an election?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

542 This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."

--

That first amendment is really angering liberals. I posit that if they regain power, that is the first thing to go.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (7ZVPa)

543 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr)

544 I don't fly, fool!

Posted by: Mr. T at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (rwaEp)

545 473 Trains and cars scare me too.

I insist on traveling to Washington by oxcart.

Changed my mind.

Now I want a sedan chair.
Posted by: Dr. "Not Crazy" Ford at September 21, 2018 04:20 PM (I2/tG)

How about a tumbril?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (je6Oi)

546 Not to worry. The GOP is working out the details of their plan to seat Kav. It's just like their plans to repeal Obama Care and operate with a balanced budget.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (r9UYA)

547 she loves to surf. maybe she could surf to d.c.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (KP5rU)

548 542 This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."

--

That first amendment is really angering liberals. I posit that if they regain power, that is the first thing to go.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (7ZVPa)

=============

That's a gimme.

They already tried.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (3T+T0)

549 What's the worst that could happen?

Posted by: Zombie Ron Brown at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (nIvDu)

550 Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG)

Wait, an American citizen was banned, because he was commenting legally on American Politics????

WTF? We are now bound by Euro Rules?

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (NgKpN)

551 I got as far as Hairyback guy.
Literary, really.
*wipes tear*

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (koNhm)

552 So help me here...

When credible accusations that Bill Clinton was a rapist...did Congress schedule hearings? No? Why not?

Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)

553 I was going to post the inventory of diodes in my junkbox, but I WOULDN'T WANT TO INFLUENCE AN ELECTION! Stop me if I try, Twitter.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (mk9aG)

554 Federal Marshalls have planes

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (j0Mw7)

555 If I was Grassley I'd say something to the effect of
there is a hearing on Monday. If you don't show the vote for
confirmation is Monday afternoon.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:23 PM (eSx+E)

He already did that when he set the hearing. There is no need for him to reiterate.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (FTXAT)

556 543 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr)

And I can't think of a more lovely way to see the country than taking a nice train tour.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (GBteo)

557 Which LIV glancing through the channels and catching that image is going to say, "I like that. I'm definitely voting Democrat in November"?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:22 PM (3T+T0)

Exactly. Especially if you are a man, or a victim of a real attack, or you believe in due process. This is ticking every box at this point. Only the dems base, or insane ones, will still vote dem. Maybe some will stay home.

However, that's today. Who knows by November.

The press desperately wants to conflate this with Trump, to leverage the anti Trump hate. If they can't, then iit hurts the dems. Becz their whole platform is Trump and free stuff.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (EeHjs)

558 544 I don't fly, fool!
Posted by: Mr. T at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (rwaEp)

We just need Howlin' Mad to steal a helicopter while face gets us a syringe full of knock-out juice, and...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (GBteo)

559 Having just finished the 2nd season of American Vandal, it occurs to me that "Christine Ford" may be the biggest catfish job of all time. Please be true.

Even Manti Te'o would be getting suspicious about all of her excuses to not meet in person at this point.

Posted by: Obe at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (TPgeI)

560 OT: This is the most Orwellian outrage yet: Twitter locks out James Woods because his tweet is misleading "and may influence an election."

We can't say anything until our betters have satisfied themselves that WE can't influence an election.

Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST. ALL INFO is pertinent to, and can influence, election choices.

It's madness that ANYBODY accepts this arrogant and STONE-STUPID outrageous policy. Just send me to Room 101 now and get it over with, a-holes.
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (mk9aG)

--------------

PDT sends out tweets every day that aim to influence elections. Let's see Dorsey strap on a pair and lock him out.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (I16G8)

561 I am guessing you need to chew a lot of Pepto to off yourself.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (5p5Kj)

562
It gets on the plane or else it gets the hose again.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (TAmPV)

563 495 Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM)

No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior.

What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones.

I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel

Yep. The Collectivists do not see individuals. They see groups to exploit for political gain. Once this woman's usefulness is completed, she'll be tossed aside. See Cindy Sheehan. Anita Hill has gotten fairly wealthy exploiting her grievance (based on a lie) but most of them get tossed aside by the Collectivists.

Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (gFUz8)

564 547 she loves to surf. maybe she could surf to d.c.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (KP5rU)

We all know...

Charlie don't surf...

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (NgKpN)

565 Use a vehicle powered by Vibranium.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (IqV8l)

566 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.

High-speed rail! She should wait for high-speed rail.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (nIvDu)

567 Actually, Amtrak cannot have her in DC on Monday even if she leaves on tonight's Southwest Chief or Texas Eagle.

Posted by: cfo mom at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (RfzVr)

What about Silver Streak?

Posted by: Zombie Gene Wilder at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (QLvwG)

568 I have no problem saying I don't care why you didn't report. Your decisions regarding criminal matters mean nothing to me.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (n9hQQ)

569 Lawrence O'Donnell, via twitter, says McConnel says there are enough votes to confirm K.

/O'Donnell's conclusion? Ford won't get a fair hearing.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (QKV7o)

570 She doesn't need Amtrak when she's pulling the train.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (8iiMU)

At 64 and counting, hell, she could just crowd surf on a wave of penises from SanFran to DC.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (5jVnA)

571 Or the point of ME TOO was battlespace preparation of the public opinon as a lead up to nuking a republican supreme court pick.

Sure I'm paranoid. But I'm not crazy.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:15 PM (8O0PM)

No. That was real. If you read his stuff, and you followed it. There were real victims. Also, it preceded Ronan but everyone buried it. I'd been reading stuff for years prior.

What the Dems did was leverage and exploit real victims for political motives. Thus they have poisoned the movement. Believe me, real victims must be devastated...at least the sane ones.

I find this repulsive and despicable. But I will not smear real victims and a real movement just bcz Dems are parasites.
=======
? . . . ?
Of course its real.

The decades of not covering it before then all the sudden BOOM - look at the big story! That's pretty neat isn't it. Think its coincidental? Nope. Its an op. Its a house cleaning operation at a minimum.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ)

572 Ford has a huge and very painful hang nail. Every woman knows the pain of a hang nail and how it is exacerbated by flying. Only evil white republican men would make a woman go through the pain of flying with hang nail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (pw+jk)

573 They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.

Posted by: Max Power at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (q177U)

And just like this one they began planting death seeds long ago.

Posted by: NYT at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (DfaM+)

574 Can we report Beto's twitter for trying to influence an election?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:27 PM (dNzKv)

You can and should for every leftist out there tweeting... sauce for the goose and all that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (FTXAT)

575 Can we reinstitute the Pony Express?

Oh damn, now I'm wanting a pony again!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (m45I2)

576 So she has said when she would be willing to come in and testify right?

I somehow doubt that because that would put her down for an appearance, and that is not the goal. Sort of like the Democrats being all about holding a hearing until the Republicans said "OK let's do it."

Breitbart's timeline of events.

https://tinyurl.com/ydfe9kt7

Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (zRwJ/)

577 Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)

Don't know if you saw it, but Juanita Brodderick offered to show up and testify if Ford didn't. Definitely lowered the boom.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (EeHjs)

578 Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay

So how long are the Repukes going to put up with this shit. Go to the floor today and confirm Monday.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (mpXpK)

579 552 So help me here...

When credible accusations that Bill Clinton was a rapist...did Congress schedule hearings? No? Why not?

Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)

-------

Keith Ellison. Two women report abuse. Two medical reports and one 911 recording later, dems pretend nothing happened.

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (5b+Sr)

580 The only thing that distinguishes this shamefur dispray from a real shit-show is that nobody's speaking German.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

It's been 27 years since college German. I'm rusty.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (AM1GF)

581 Where the hell is that Star Trek transporter when you need it?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)
...........

Captain, I can't get her to materialize! OOpty.
*grins*

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (HgMAr)

582 Oh, smothering sock.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (DfaM+)

583 If it's a catfish exhibition it's really done well, but what would be the point of making the entire woman up out of thin air?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (AllCR)

584 If someone could drive her to Janesville, I can grab her and get her to Indiana. Maybe Peaches could haul her from there.

Grammie. Swing by and pick me up. We can drag her behind the car so she can get the feel of the open road

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (8ikIW)

585 Latest demand: No Roger No ReRun NO RENT!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (xqfqx)

586 Don Willett sat next to me at Forney High School and one day he followed me into the girls' room and tried to snap my bra. I thought he might kill me!

Posted by: Next-up Accuser at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (fqUgw)

587 Looks like Rosenstein is a goner.

McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate.

Looks like the rats are turning on each other.

I might have to buy JackStraw a bottle of brown after all.

Hmmm...

I hope his tastes are pedestrian.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (kT3/m)

588 578 Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay Delay

So how long are the Repukes going to put up with this shit. Go to the floor today and confirm Monday.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2018 04:30 PM (mpXpK)

Heh... they don't know how to get out of this...

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (O3+/S)

589 They have strategies lined up for every judge listed on Trumps judicial picks. His list of preferred picks.

Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (T6t7i)

590 >>Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.

IIRC, a couple of the underage prostitutes did testify against him.

Yes, Dominican prostitute minors are more brave than Doctorrrrrrrr Ford, feminist victim-warrior!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

591 In his defense, in his day, it was a bit riskier than today.
-------

Posted by: zombie glen miller at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (Evws/)

592 >>Latest demand: No Roger No ReRun NO RENT!!!

Oooooh, I'm Tellin Mama!

Posted by: Dee at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (5p5Kj)

593 You scream about being treated equal and then behave like this. Put on your big girl pants and get on the plane like a man would.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (hECVl)

594 SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.

What's on the docket the Left really cares about?

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (j0Mw7)

595 The Flubber Car!!

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (m45I2)

596
Air Pinochet could get her partway there, and she wouldn't be on the aircraft for very long.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (pNxlR)

597 McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate.

***

I trust McCabe about as far as I could throw Michael Moore.

If the NYT is after Rosenstein its because he is doing something they don't like.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (eSx+E)

598 71
Just put a placard for her and her attnys on the witness desk on Monday.
Gavel in and announce that she hasn't arrived yet. Recess for 20 min.

Gavel in and announce she has neither arrived nor contacted the
Senate committee. Take a vote to move Kavanaugh on to the full vote.

Aye.

Bang, bang, bang.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 21, 2018
*
*
Should have done that this week.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (/ZWeB)

599 I vote that Juanita Broderick be able to question her!

EPIC!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (3aBcq)

600 Is there any single scrap of information, anywhere, that cannot influence an election? Such info DOES NOT EXIST.

Jesus. We didn't mean influence-influence, we meant 'influence', capisce?

Posted by: twitter.com at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (qb5PP)

601 Just when I get worried about how things are going, Ford and the Dems start acting ridiculous.

At this point its a battle between the fecklessness of certain Senators v. the idiocy of the accuser. This may go 15 rounds - of ineptitude.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (sX1BW)

602 Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ)

You are wrong. But I am not gonna spend time convincing you of it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (EeHjs)

603 She wants the hearing held in Wakanda.

Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (mCMQ5)

604 590 >>Ok...too long ago? Let's talk Menendez.

IIRC, a couple of the underage prostitutes did testify against him.

Yes, Dominican prostitute minors are more brave than Doctorrrrrrrr Ford, feminist victim-warrior!!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (W+vEI)

=============

Dear Lord, please let us win NJ in November...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (3T+T0)

605 Pesto bismol is a salicylate and will kill you in overdose.

What is the Kill Dose?

14 to 20 tablets. And it sucks the whole time you are dying.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (dNzKv)

606 I might have to buy JackStraw a bottle of brown after all.

Hmmm...

I hope his tastes are pedestrian.

Posted by: Kreplach
========
Whoa. That's seems unlikely.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (UdB5v)

607 >>Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?

Well, this one time...

at band camp

...

Posted by: A Flute at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (5p5Kj)

608 577 Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:28 PM (eSx+E)

Don't know if you saw it, but Juanita Brodderick offered to show up and testify if Ford didn't. Definitely lowered the boom.

- - - - - - - - - - - - -

A chapter in Christopher Hitchens' book NO ONE LEFT TO LIE TO is titled IS THERE A RAPIST IN THE OVAL OFFICE?

He concludes the chapter this way:

"What are the chances that three socially and personally respectable women, all three of them political supporters of Mr. Clinton and none of them known to each other, would confect or invent almost identical experience which they did not desire to make public. And how possible would it be for a network of anti-Clinton rumor-mongers to create, let alone ventilate, such a coincidence? The odds that any of these ladies is lying seem to me to approach zero; their reasons for reticence are all perfectly intelligible."

Posted by: hepcat at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (5b+Sr)

609 It likes the hose.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (DfaM+)

610 If the NYT is after Rosenstein its because he is doing something they don't like.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (eSx+E)

-------

Or they've decided that the right pieces are in place for RR's firing to move the football closer to Trump's end zone.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (AzW6q)

611 Whenever an alleged victim demonstrates behavior that seems inconsistent with their claims, the Twitter Experts rush out to assure us that not only is this consistent with the accusation, but in fact proves the allegation even more.

--

Hey, isn't this the story of global warming as well? Why, yes it is.

Posted by: Pete Best at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (mQ0Mc)

612 "You know, I lived near that guy in high school and we're almost the same age. I can just tell my congresswoman that he nearly raped and killed me, and that will end his career.

It's foolproof!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 04:25 PM (3T+T0)

I suspect that that's a pretty good guess.

"I'll just be vague on the date, place, and circumstances. How can anyone disprove the allegation? Besides, I can trust the Democrats to protect my anonymity."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (je6Oi)

613 TJM @ 501--Comity? Eff that. The left won't worry about comity as they line us up against the wall, which is where this all leads to.

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:33 PM (zLDYs)

614 >

She a religious nut [insert comparison to an evil Handmaiden's Tale character here].

(just a guess)

Posted by: Lizzy at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (W+vEI)

615 Should have done that this week.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (/ZWeB)

You're not wrong. But here's the thing
51-49
The Flake
Suzie-Q
Corker
MoreCokeski

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (NYS7S)

616 And it sucks the whole time you are dying.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

The same with giant leeches

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (8ikIW)

617 Send the Luftwaffe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (w2Myr)

618 >>14 to 20 tablets. And it sucks the whole time you are dying.

Damn. A lot less than I thought it would be.

Hmmm...Now you know.

Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (5p5Kj)

619 /sock fail

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (mQ0Mc)

620 She really needs to worry about her lefty handlers.

Remember the Paliostinans and Rachel "St Pancake " Corrie?

Lot's of solid rumors that she was more valuable to the Palios as a dead martyr than a live protestor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (wldC6)

621 huh - I don't remember Gary Busey or Raul Julia being in Gumball Rally, but I was 9 at the time. Mom also took us to Life of Brian - I remember there being protesters outside. Need to call mom on the way home and thank her again.

Posted by: jhawk90 at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (Xvo1a)

622 Grammie. Swing by and pick me up. We can drag her behind the car so she can get the feel of the open road

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:31 PM (8ikIW)

Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (lwiT4)

623 Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter He, I think, has a lot of followers and although all aren't conservatives many are and a lot will be voting in November

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR)

624 She doesn't want to fly?
So what, who needs to fly?

There is this thing available word wide now called "video conferencing". We don't need to wait until Monday. We can do this thing in 30 minutes.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (P+Ru9)

625 Jenifer Ruben, "Conservative blogger at @WashingtonPost" tweeted "To which Republicans say drive faster! They reek of cruelty"

Posted by: Xander Crews at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (z3Ki6)

626 I would say they have Tester and Manchin as backup votes, if needed.... sausage making.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (O3+/S)

627 513
OK . . . I've lost track . . . what movie are we seeing here?

Midnight Run?

Smokey and the Bandit?

Cannonball Run?

Planes, Trains and Automobiles?

National Lampoon's Vacation?

I need someone to tell me which farce I'm trapped in.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 21, 2018 04:24 PM (3JlWt)

Apocalypse Now. Surfing is done, we are heading up the river now to kill Marlin Brando.

Except this time, there are a lot of pink hats.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (UsCnO)

628 If her testimony could derail Kavanaugh for good, the Dems would have had her there 3 months ago.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (sX1BW)

629 "587
Looks like Rosenstein is a goner.

McCabe just came out and said the contents of the memos that the NYTimes published are factual and accurate"

McCabe's an idiot. It's obvious Rosenstein was joking but that doesn't let him off the hook. Rosenstein knew McCabe was this nuts and this Trump deranged and did nothing about him.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (ye3s4)

630 "PDT sends out tweets every day that aim to influence elections. Let's see Dorsey strap on a pair and lock him out."

My jaw is still on the f'n floor. I assume there's somebody at Twitter who's at least smart enough to write code. I appeal to that non-retarded somebody: Please pass along a few IQ points to the executives there. How can people who are supposedly so smart, be so STUPID and evil, simultaneously?

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (mk9aG)

631 Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls)

No. She's running for senate in NY.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C)

632 Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that.
Posted by: grammie winger

It's a deal!

Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (8ikIW)

633 Wow! A supremely bad ending of probably Trump's worst week in office.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (0HXB0)

634 Nut the fuck up, ya daffy broad.

#FordStrikesOut

Posted by: Jim Piersall at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)

635 Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (zxFWZ)

You are wrong. But I am not gonna spend time convincing you of it.
=========
Well as long as you are sure that based upon what you've read in the news that Ronan Farrow can't possibly be compromised, that's good enough for me!!!

Just saying test your suppositions. I'd not trust him to park my car.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (fsHX7)

636 OK when is she scheduled to "testify" I been busy all day so I messed a bunch of stuff.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (ymnmz)

637 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"

Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (c+2jX)

638 626
I would say they have Tester and Manchin as backup votes, if needed.... sausage making.....

Posted by: kraken at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (O3+/S)

Tester? Not a chance. Manchin, maybe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (UsCnO)

639 Loopy fucking cunt
Posted by: logprof at September 21, 2018 04:17 PM (QzVls)

No. She's running for senate in NY.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C)

THIRD BASE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (yQpMk)

640 What excuses remain to be used:

Get sick
Fall and break a bone/suffer a concussion (worked for someone else)
Husband or kids get sick
Husband or kids fall and break a bone/suffer a concussion
Dog gets sick

etc.

Maybe she'll burn her own house down as an excuse

Posted by: Gref at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (AMIL/)

641 Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?
__________________

Amy and I were both in Phi Beta Kappa at Rhodes College. Amy told me that she worships Satan and sacrifices babies and kittens to him every Saturday night.

She also grabbed my boob at one of the meetings, and said she'd kill me if I told anybody! I was afraid for my life!

Posted by: Next-up Accuser at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (fqUgw)

642 64 lovers in a time span eh. Well if median length is 5.25 inches . . .carry the 2 . . . 28 feet . . . turns on mic: 'Second Down and 2 feet to go!'

Posted by: NFL Referee at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (QLvwG)

643 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"

-----------

Are they also throwing feces out the window?

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (sX1BW)

644 lol, 0HXB0 is concerned.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (5jVnA)

645 It IS nice that Kav (and our) enemies are this stupid and spineless.

Now let's see if the GOPe can be just SLIGHTLY less spinless than this lying, Democratic clut.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (bcbK8)

646 Dear Lord, please let us win NJ in November...

***

RCP has Menendez up by 8.

If the GOPe were smart he'd feature in every Senate election...

But they aren't...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (eSx+E)

647 Manchin is my bet too. He still has hopes of keeping his seat in the Senate.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (yQpMk)

648 DOCTOR of Psychology heal thyself.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr)

649 I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE)

650 1. Give her a massive dose of Xanax

2. Put her in a burlap sack

3. Drag an SR-71 out of mothballs

4. Toss her into the navigator's seat

5. Andrew's AFB in less than two hours, plenty of time to shake off the hangover.

It's bullshit, it's obvious bullshit, and Grassley needs to squelch it.

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (1FhAQ)

651 640
What excuses remain to be used:

Novichok.

Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i)

652 Wow! A supremely bad ending of probably Trump's worst week in office.

Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (0HXB0)

Here - Have a cookie.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (lwiT4)

653 Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?

-----------

I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (sX1BW)

654 Yet another reason NEVER to live in CA (like we needed any more).

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (3aBcq)

655 Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter He, I think, has a lot of followers and although all aren't conservatives many are and a lot will be voting in November
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR)

They threw him off Twitter. Wow. Deafen the opposition continues.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (EeHjs)

656 I guess she's already in the Mile-High Club.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

657 grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (dEQP3)

658 Dear Senator Gillibrand,

Well, what am I supposed to do? You trade me in for that new bitch, the lady professor. You won't answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I'm not gonna be ignored, Senator!

Why? Because I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage like a used Federal Mattress Tag!

Sincerely,

Posted by: Mattress Girl at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (Ndje9)

659 Yep. The Collectivists do not see individuals. They see groups to exploit for political gain. Once this woman's usefulness is completed, she'll be tossed aside. See Cindy Sheehan. Anita Hill has gotten fairly wealthy exploiting her grievance (based on a lie) but most of them get tossed aside by the Collectivists.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 04:29 PM (gFUz

Feinstein is already put the skids underneath her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (je6Oi)

660 Give her a massive dose of Xanax

2. Put her in a burlap sack

___

trust me, doesn't work as well as you might think

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (eSx+E)

661 Trump's travel ban is better than I thought.

Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (sX1BW)

662 THIRD BASE!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (yQpMk)

LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (lwiT4)

663
Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (0HXB0)
Look, A new Simple Jack.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

664 Ethics is an advantage in peace time. Lack of it is an advantage in war. Unfortunately we're in a state of war so the leftists have the advantage.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2)

665 bet her cuck husband looks like jerry garcia.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (KP5rU)

666
THIRD BASE!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:36 PM (yQpMk)

I LOL'd.

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (F4u7C)

667 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly
around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe
You Christine!"

Glad I'm telecommuting the next few days. Do they actually think they're somehow going to sway people doing that? Other than the rabid idiots who are going to veer off of 101 trying to get pictures of it?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (TUU1F)

668 Then get on your broom, they aren't confined at all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (w2Myr)

669 I don't want her on the East Coast, don't need the competition.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (HgMAr)

670 Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? How come he was not believed? Ohhh, that's right - I forgot.

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (3aBcq)

671 Lawrence O'Donnell, via twitter, says McConnel says there are enough votes to confirm K.

--

I think this is true. Lindsay Graham has been very confident from the get-go. Coming from him, on this particular thing, I believe him.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (mQ0Mc)

672 Look, A new Simple Jack.

His eyes are raining.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (yQpMk)

673 I think they should have called her bluff on the FBI and said
agents would be out to take a statement from her, under oath, right
away. I bet that would have ended any further talks of an FBI
investigation right then and there.

Seems
to me she was hoping she would be treated like other "victims," where
she could just make her allegations and then that would be enough.

Posted by: sillyme at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (5NMD0)

674 Is "Pesto Bismol" the green one for fear of shitting yourself while flying?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (Evws/)

675 I just saw an ad at Insty for a t-shirt that say Make Orwell Fiction Again and now I want it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3)

676 649 I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE)

Bwahahahaha

I wondered if that would happen last night when I saw it. The left is psychotic.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (EeHjs)

677 "Really dopey to lock out James Woods from Twittter"

They can lock out anybody for any reason. The INFURIATING thing is this new STUPID REASON "tweets can't be allowed to influence elections." It is so BRAIN-DEAD I just can't. I can't. I just can not process that!

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (mk9aG)

678 Oh! When I pick you up, we can stop at the Chik-Fil-A! I think she'd like that.
Posted by: grammie winger

*******

Tell her that safety regulations require her to wear a MAGA safety helmet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (m45I2)

679 Well, you all have made an otherwise boring afternoon interesting. I've been laughing for the past 2 hours. I'm outta here..for now.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (kG5hP)

680 grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (dEQP3)

I can give you some animal crackers leftover from AWANA. Most of their heads are missing tho.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (lwiT4)

681 McCabe's an idiot. It's obvious Rosenstein was joking but that doesn't let him off the hook. Rosenstein knew McCabe was this nuts and this Trump deranged and did nothing about him.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 21, 2018 04:35 PM (ye3s4)

NYT corroborated the story with multiple insiders. So unless Rosey kept making the same not funny joke? to multiple insiders?

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (NgKpN)

682 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"

While they're at it, why don't they pick her up and fly her to DC?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (je6Oi)

683 trust me, doesn't work as well as you might think

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM

Amateur.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (w2Myr)

684 Novichok.
Posted by: pep at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i)

Wasn't he a tight end for the Dallas Cowboys?

Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C)

685 Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? How come he was not believed? Ohhh, that's right - I forgot.

The other 2 died suddenly within days of each other IIRC.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (TUU1F)

686 grammie, may I have a cookie too, please?

---
There are cookies? I'd like a cookie. Please.

/unless they are peanut butter. I am not a fan of those.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (QKV7o)

687 That shit aun't gonna fly around here! And it didn't.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (9S+EN)

688 Amy Coney Barrett is a RAPIST?

-----------

I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.
=======
I swear on my sacred honor that I drove Amy Coney Barrett planned parenthood in 1983 because she was pregnant with my baby.

Posted by: Will Folkes at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (UdB5v)

689 I just saw an ad at Insty for a t-shirt that say Make Orwell Fiction Again and now I want it.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (dEQP3)

I'm afraid the young people asking me who Orwell is would be depressing.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (EeHjs)

690 What did the twits object to?

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (j0Mw7)

691 Tell her that safety regulations require her to wear a MAGA safety helmet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (m45I2)

Ohhhh - good planning. And I'll make sure we stop at church along the way as well. She'll like the snakes.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (lwiT4)

692 We have to remember also that much of this is being forced onto Grassley by the likes of Flake, Collins and perhaps Merskruntski.

Posted by: Soona at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (Fs5vw)

693 I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.

They'll rage that she's unfit for office because she had 35 partners- pretty quickly- and is afraid to fly.

Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (CE5C/)

694 I hope his tastes are pedestrian.

Posted by: Kreplach
========
Whoa. That's seems unlikely.
Posted by: Simplemind at September 21, 2018 04:32 PM (UdB5v)

+++++
I guessing if the bottle is on you, Mr. Straw's taste can be quite elitist...

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (2sCft)

695 673 I think they should have called her bluff on the FBI and said agents would be out to take a statement from her, under oath, right away. I bet that would have ended any further talks of an FBI investigation right then and there.

Seems to me she was hoping she would be treated like other "victims," where she could just make her allegations and then that would be enough.
Posted by: sillyme at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (5NMD0)

Hence her need for delay. She's got to practice blubbing on cue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (je6Oi)

696 Out here in the Bay Area, some Soros group just hired a plane to fly around Palo Alto and San Francisco towing a banner that says "We Believe You Christine!"

Think of the depths of mental illness you have to be living in to "believe Christine" simply because she's a member of your political tribe.

Insanity, all the way down.

Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (NYS7S)

697 I come to you like a man to announce a nood thread.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (r9UYA)

698 They threw him off Twitter. Wow. Deafen the opposition continues.

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I don't think this is going to help Mr. @Jack at all. Momentum is building to do something about these big tech SOBs.

Put together with Marine LePen having to submit to a psych evaluation and pretty soon you're talking about a real problem coming from the Left.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (mQ0Mc)

699 Grassley's 10 am deadline today for paperwork was not met, right?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (/CzpZ)

700 They can lock out anybody for any reason. The INFURIATING thing is this new STUPID REASON "tweets can't be allowed to influence elections." It is so BRAIN-DEAD I just can't. I can't. I just can not process that!
Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:40 PM (mk9aG)

Especially considering political speech is specifically protected according to the Supremes.

Now, non Americans influencing Elections? OK... but Americans influencing our OWN elections?

Wowzer

Posted by: Don Q at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (NgKpN)

701 bet her cuck husband looks like jerry garcia.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 21, 2018 04:39 PM (KP5rU)
.............

but without the penis.

Posted by: wth at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (HgMAr)

702 I swear on my sacred honor that I drove Amy Coney Barrett planned parenthood in 1983 because she was pregnant with my baby.
Posted by: Will Folkes

Then she would be on Emily's List and Ok for the Left; so we know its a lie.

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (j0Mw7)

703 Seriously, she's like a kid at bedtime. I'm thirsty! I heard something...

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (w2Myr)

704 She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?

Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (6Krd7)

705 /unless they are peanut butter. I am not a fan of those.

Posted by: shibumi at September 21, 2018 04:41 PM (QKV7o)

That is because they are not cookies. They are asscakes.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (5jVnA)

706 > McConnell knows we have the votes in the bag... otherwise Gopher Tortoise would keep his head in his shell..

Yep. McConnell plays a good poker game, but not that good.

If Ford actually had anything, the Dems would be screaming for her to testify, not making increasingly bizarre excuses for why she won't.

They're just posturing for their cult followers at this stage.

Kavanaugh is in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (FFJtw)

707 I see at Instapundit where the manufacturer Yandy has pulled its sexy handmaid costume. Because of "backlash", naturally.

Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 04:37 PM (xjiRE)
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It was sacrilege.

Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (vDqXW)

708 buy her a 1971 Dodge Charger with a hemi

and some uppers; lots of uppers, Kowalski

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (9HuGt)

709 For those talking about the subpoena - my understanding is that while the Judiciary Committee can issue subpoenas, they CANNOT issue a subpoena to appear before a confirmation hearing.

I assume this is to prevent pieces of shit like the Democrats from demanding every person that has ever interacted with them in any capacity appear before the committee before they'll allow a vote to happen.

The Senate can, of course, issue a subpoena to force her to appear before the full body prior to the final vote.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (Y7Ajm)

710 Nu 1

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (TUU1F)

711 We have to remember also that much of this is being forced onto Grassley
by the likes of Flake, Collins and perhaps Merskruntski.

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As far as we've heard it was all Flake, right?

What the left did to Collins might have pushed her into the solid yes camp...

Keep in mind it is really, really bad for the GOPe if the left wins this one. They'll never get another SC justice and lose the Senate...and American politics will be Trumpkins and the Dems...likely forever more...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (eSx+E)

712 610/ Or, the NYT story is trying to get out in front of this story, which would have otherwise been broken by Sarah Carter any minute now. Which is to say, this is the best defense of their boy Rosenstein they could mount based on documents soon to be released.

(Ding Ding Ding!)

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (db5dt)

713 Ohhhh - good planning. And I'll make sure we stop at church along the way as well. She'll like the snakes.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:42 PM (lwiT4)

You are a precious jewel.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (QLvwG)

714 699 Grassley's 10 am deadline today for paperwork was not met, right?
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Right, but just like Bammy's red line in Syria, it didn't mean squat.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:44 PM (fqUgw)

715 The repressed memories started coming out when she saw the sign on her psychiatrist's office door that said:

THE RAPIST

Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (m45I2)

716 I don't think this is going to help Mr. @Jack at all. Momentum is building to do something about these big tech SOBs.

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Only if the Reps control congress after the election...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (eSx+E)

717 Nood.

Posted by: hawkpilot at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (p6e8W)

718 704 She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?
Posted by: red speck at September 21, 2018 04:43 PM (6Krd7)

Psychologists can't prescribe. Or, evidently, do much of anything else.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (je6Oi)

719 the only drug that psychology professors can prescribe is Essence of Bullsh*t

Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 21, 2018 04:45 PM (9HuGt)

720
What excuses remain to be used:
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire.I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town.Someone stole my car.There was an earthquake. A terrible flood

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (TAmPV)

721 Her slamming the door in the face of a female FBI agent there to take her statement would have been must see TV

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (j0Mw7)

722 "Didn't a dude in Chicago come out to say Obama was gay? " Larry Sinclair. Studied his stuff for the first time yesterday. He's articulate, but he's a convicted grifter, so he may not be telling the truth.

Obama meh. Obama is history ... UNLESS Dems get control and put him on the Supreme Court. Then we enter a World Of Sh!t.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (mk9aG)

723 But would you please smite these fucking democrats before they further harm the innocent. I'd consider it a great favor.

There is a broad portion of Christianity that teaches that the imprecatory psalms (those calling for punishment and destruction of the wicked) no longer are part of what believers should engage in, that we live in an era of grace and forgiveness.

And while I agree with the grace and forgiveness part, thank God, I reject the notion that it is wrong or impermissable to call for the destruction of the wicked. I'm fine with praying for them to be saved, to change their ways, to repent, to come to Jesus. Even for them to simply stop their wickedness.

But that doesn't negate justice or calling for God to punish the wicked. I think we not only can, but must do both: God turn these people around, but if not, then its time for a smiting. Not for my sake, not because I'm any better, and not because of what they have done to me, but for YOUR sake, oh Lord, and for your righteousness' sake. For justice. For truth. And to demonstrate your might before an unbelieving world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

724 Well, soros will say 'tell taster and munchin I will pay their pensions.'

Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (zLDYs)

725 Lotta Trump country to cross, SF to DC.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 21, 2018 04:47 PM (AJ+3y)

726 704 She's afraid to fly? Ford is a clinical psychologist, n'est-ce pas? Can't she just prescribe herself some shrinky-dink relaxation methods or valium to help her board a plane? After all, stopping Kavanaugh is THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD, right?
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She has a Ph.D., not an M.D.

She can't prescribe drugs, just useless shit like chanting or meditating, or making up lame excuses.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 04:48 PM (fqUgw)

727 I guess she's already in the Mile-High Club.

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She's in the Mile-of-Cock Club.

Posted by: Jolo at September 21, 2018 04:49 PM (WrMOC)

728 > SCOTUS session begins one week from this Monday.

> What's on the docket the Left really cares about?

4-4 decisions do not make precedent. While waiting for Gorsuch to be seated, they postponed any case that was likely to produce a tie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (FFJtw)

729 Hmmm. 700+ posts, I wonder if we've got to the important bits.

Should it be "unf*ckingbelievable" or "unbef*ckinglievable"?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (fuK7c)

730 >>>Does she even exist?<<<

Dr. Ford just might be Dianne Feinstein's pet name for Dianne Feinstein's dusty vulva.

Posted by: Fritz at September 21, 2018 04:53 PM (Z9C5C)

731 653---I'm worried that the Dems are so looney, that they will actually trot some beta male out to proclaim he was raped by Barrett.
Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (sX1BW)
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Doesn't work if you switch the sexes.
They'll need to Sarah-Palin her or something.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM (0jtPF)

732 729 Hmmm. 700+ posts, I wonder if we've got to the important bits.

Should it be "unf*ckingbelievable" or "unbef*ckinglievable"?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 04:51 PM (fuK7c)

unbeF*CKINGlievable

Posted by: m at September 21, 2018 04:55 PM (wI2mw)

733 I believe she can fly.

Posted by: R. Kelly at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (2NqXo)

734 Obama would never accept a Supreme Court appointment. Too much work involved for his taste.

Yeah, they have clerks, but they don'tget anything like the staff of a President.

Plus Supreme Court Justices don't get invited to Hollywood parties.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (FFJtw)

735 Hmmm. . .
35 partners between high school and college.
Most kids take the summer off between high school and college.
So we're talking about 35 partners in about 90 days, or a little more that 1 every 3 days.
I try not to be judgmental, but what a slut!

Posted by: VA MKZ at September 21, 2018 04:56 PM (vvoWK)

736 They'll need to Sarah-Palin her or something.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 04:54 PM

The left will target her children. It's not all they will do but they will go after her kids.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (2NqXo)

737 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

I'm praying for all those things you mentioned, for repentance and conversion; I'm also praying for accountability-that justice be meted out for them; That there not be two standards of justice-one for Democrats and their supports and one for everyone else. I pray that Soros (that thorn) and his ilk might be removed from our side. I'm praying that the Mueller investigation come to naught and that the Deep State's plans and schemes to take out this President be overthrown. I also remember every day to thank God that Trump is our President and not Clinton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:00 PM (AllCR)

738 She can't prescribe drugs, just useless shit like chanting or meditating, or making up lame excuses.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

and planting memories

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (j0Mw7)

739 Here - Have a cookie.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 04:38 PM (lwiT4)

I love you, sister! :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (AllCR)

740 Ohhh I just saw someone referring to Ford waiting over a third of a century to report this and I love that.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 21, 2018 05:01 PM (dEQP3)

741 321 I heard somewhere that she said she had 35 partners between high school and college

In a row?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 21, 2018 04:05 PM (39g3+)

Or else she had a really, really busy summer...

Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at September 21, 2018 05:02 PM (1FhAQ)

742 Has anyone asked what her program does for the CIA? Specifically: "Dr. Ford can you confirm your work with the CIA includes developing and planting false memories?"

Posted by: Jean at September 21, 2018 05:05 PM (j0Mw7)

743 Stop with the Dr. Ford shit. She is a floppy PhD, not the kind of doctor that can actually help people.

Posted by: Anchovy at September 21, 2018 05:06 PM (srWwQ)

744 Fenelon you are a treasure.

Posted by: Abby at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (02gQe)

745 "She is a floppy PhD" If I didn't have anything better to do, I'd read some of her "research" "publications," and pick them to pieces. Supposedly she knows something about statistics.

Posted by: gp at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (mk9aG)

746 That was probably the entire run, VA of high school and college together. It's an unextraordinary early 80s tally, really, of a generation of girls entitled to their own desire, mixed with the old fashioned desire to make a love connection, insulation from some of the consequences of sex, all having been raised on the idea that sex outside of marriage wasn't only ok but really sort of expected, and little enough dwelt upon the soul-stealing pain of promiscuity for girls. I think this sort of thing was the premise of Raising Ophelia, a popular social commentary tome of the nineties. no way was this the first generation to discover six. But it was the first generation with such uncertain rules and social concord.about it all. mixed messages were never more a part of a girls growing up than 79-86. It's part of the problem with the present generation, actually, with all the rules out the window people keep trying to create a world where the other party is obligated by the conduct of the other. I don't think Fords sexual history matter much at all wrt to Kavenaugh. A girl can totally still sleep around, and resent being used without the essential permission. no other man has a right to you because you give permission to some other one. This lady's problem is that her story is a source of secondary gain...she gains status and consideration from her friends by retailing it, and it is so vague in all the key particulars and so oddly specific in one.

Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 05:13 PM (Sp1NT)

747 Joey Biden can agree to ride Amtrak with her, and give her shoulder massages and hair sniffs the whole way.

Posted by: LizLem at September 21, 2018 06:39 PM (hvf9s)

748 Woo just fifteen minutes until,the lawyers start renegotiating again.

I'm ashamed of the GOP, this should be done by now.

Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 09:49 PM (Sp1NT)

749 Blasey-Ford's recent profile in the NYT mentioned that she took a fellowship in Hawaii. She certainly didn't drive there. Perhaps she took a ship, but her alleged fear is of confined spaces without an escape route. I think she's lying about the fear of flying.

Posted by: fred at September 21, 2018 11:57 PM (kBL6g)

750 Liars feel bullied when told to speak the truth, obviously. Just like Satan twists when you bring a cross near his lips.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 22, 2018 02:20 AM (HLTe8)

751 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftt4f2H3GDs

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