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Cute ONT
That's all you need, right? Babies and kittens and doggos eating ice cream?
There's enough crap in the news today. Some 25 year old temp worker took a gun into her warehouse job just a couple of miles from my old house and killed 3 people before offing herself. A temp! These assholes always do these shootings in the wrong order. Off yourself, then shoot the people you're mad at. Kitten antidote.
The Kavanaugh shit show is in full force, but even though it looks like it might be backfiring on the donks, it's still a shit show.
To bring a smile to your face,
— Israel & USA forever (@IsraelUSAforevr) September 12, 2018
here are five minutes of babies laughing at dogs.pic.twitter.com/qf1ywqRlOq
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 09:49 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 09:49 PM (953wK)
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 09:50 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 09:50 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski (DIABLO-AK) at September 20, 2018 09:50 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 09:51 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 09:50 PM (2NqXo)
If only that were true...
Posted by: The Chicken at September 20, 2018 09:52 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 09:52 PM (953wK)
I'm not getting too excited until I see some actual firings.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 09:53 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 09:54 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 09:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 09:54 PM (Tf/vJ)
Sorry to hear it. I can sympathize, life isn't too easy for me either.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 09:54 PM (MIvRT)
I agree but other than Fox there is zero coverage. I truly hope the DOD, DOJ and all the other alphabet agencies do something. This is outrageous.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
You want normalcy?
Well I can bring it back for you!
Posted by: Harding/Coolidge '20 at September 20, 2018 09:55 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Miklos, suggestion guy at September 20, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 09:55 PM (pGLxx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 09:55 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 09:56 PM (NWiLs)
- Cavalcade of Conservatives
- Contemptible Oral Commanders
- Cock-Obsessed Conservatives
- Cuckolds on Committee
- Church of Cock
I like the last one the best when thinking about RINOs. I still do that substitution in my mind.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 09:56 PM (1qrtS)
I have a 2011 328 Xdrive. It is fun to drive, very controllable even in Seattle rain. RWD fans seem to prefer that, they steer very differently.
I might give the nod to the '15 due to the backup camera and nav system. I like both features in my cars.
But 3 grand cheaper is 3 grand. And if you already like RWD, you'll like the '14.
Let us know.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 20, 2018 09:56 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
Hope everything comes out all right.
(stares disbelievingly at sentence just typed)
And God as my witness, when I typed that I wasn't trying to be funny.
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 09:56 PM (953wK)
I know nada about Bimmers. Too classy for a dreg.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 20, 2018 09:57 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 09:57 PM (5ZRXN)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 20, 2018 09:57 PM (HoNxB)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 09:55 PM (je6Oi)
I can roll over!!
Posted by: Jeff Flake at September 20, 2018 09:57 PM (zCyNd)
Kavanaugh could run away to Tahiti, and Trump would get another. The rest of my life, and the rest of yours, malcontent, the SCOTUS will be majority-strict-constitutional judges.
And no matter how nice they are, they will all completely despise left-wing dirty politics. You did this to you, and it is hilarious.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM (rnAwa)
I got a new cable modem, Motorola MB7420, so I could go IPv6 native, and now my hash has changed. I want my old hash, 8O3HH, back dammit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at September 20, 2018 09:57 PM (zCyNd)
++++++++++
Can you work on playing dead?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 09:52 PM (dUJdY)
Hang in there.
Stay off social media, all of it. No TV, if you can.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM (xJa6I)
We all have our problems and I am not one to vent too terribly much about it but I find myself waffling between I just don't care to full fledged outrage. I can only imagine the toll it takes on our bodies. Today I was short tempered, anxious and pissed off. I hope whatever your issues are will be resolved.
We only have this life..this is it. It should not be spent worrying yourself into a tizzy on a daily basis. I want calm.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM (pGLxx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 09:55 PM (je6Oi)
I can roll over!!
Posted by: Jeff Flake at September 20, 2018 09:57 PM (zCyNd)
Golden retrievers have better breath.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM (PMKe/)
++++++++++
Trump's rally is about to start. When it finishes, you can hear a song very much about this
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (1qrtS)
Why is it I dream of taking a baseball bat to the heads of many of the political cretins? Repeatedly.
If I say I'm sorry in confession (and mean it) - that covers it, amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)
If you haven't owned a BMW/Audi/Benz before, please note that they are expensive (with a capital E) to repair once they are out of warranty.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (YTxkQ)
I am heartily ashamed that, years ago, I dismissed O'Keefe as just a right-wing Michael Moore. The stuff he's doing this week is life and death. Even if there are no firings, at least the traitors know somebody is watching them very closely, which is more than we had last week.
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (5ZRXN)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Jonah at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (HrSJb)
Good advice.. I think I need a break.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:00 PM (dUJdY)
Go with your heart, but I'd pocket that $3K.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:00 PM (n9hQQ)
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2018 10:00 PM (wRHNT)
I test-drove a M235i xDrive ragtop a couple months ago. It was fine. I think the xDrive is demand-driven so it's RWD unless it needs to spin the front wheels, yeah? So either should feel like the old car unless it needs AWD.
Are either of the 4s drop-tops? Those are just fun on a bun. Whichever one has the drop-top, get that one. If neither one does, get whichever one you prefer, and a sawzall.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:00 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 20, 2018 10:00 PM (XKZwp)
I'll stick to my my beat up half ton Chev truck, thank you very much.
Yeah, I'm a curmudgeon, what of it? Get off my lawn! (even have the rifle to match, too)
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:00 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 20, 2018 10:00 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2018 09:59 PM (Ss+Em)
But speed bumps pop up...unexpectedly...
Posted by: Motoring Miklos at September 20, 2018 10:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:01 PM (MIvRT)
Based on the behavior of those elected and now in Washington, what were the points for suffering women to vote, again? A bigger group of addlepated loons you could not round up no matter how much tome you allotted to the search.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 10:01 PM (pNxlR)
Donny Two Scoops is going to come up on Hannity's set-up at the rally.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 20, 2018 10:01 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (pGLxx)
Like any AWD vehicle, the BMW will drive differently than a RWD. I prefer RWD in my cars, AWD for SUV/Crossovers and true 4x4 for trucks.
two cents. It is what it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 09:58 PM
"I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good, that's for sure.
Posted by: Dr. Rumack at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (YTxkQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 09:55 PM (je6Oi)
Before or after the inbreeding explosion?
Most of them seem to have epilepsy or cancer at a young age.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (MXr5V)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 10:01 PM (pNxlR)
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+20 for "addlepated loons." That term was enough to make me giggle.
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:03 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 20, 2018 10:03 PM (jp0Bv)
Most of them seem to have epilepsy or cancer at a young age.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (Ss+Em)
Haven't seen that, and hope it is not generally true. We've had two, each of which lived to 11.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:03 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2018 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:03 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++
Oh dear. Strap in, everyone. Someone brought up the Great War.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:03 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Jeff Flake at September 20, 2018 09:57 PM
Lick where your balls used to be.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 10:03 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 10:03 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2018 10:04 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: RickZ at September 20, 2018 10:04 PM (8lsuS)
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 10:04 PM (CE5C/)
First, let me see what our ONT host has served up for us. Might be something good there, too.
Posted by: mindful webworker's neighborhood at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (O36rv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (PtETg)
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
It was a mess.
Saw a good two part video on WWI field medicine/American medical situation on InrangeTV on youtube. Interesting, if basic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM (Ss+Em)
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Did some research on them a couple of years ago. Bottom line: There's a reason why there are cheap ones and expensive ones. Good breeders keep track of everything, skin allergies, cancers, eye problems, etc. Got a Golden for well under the going rate? Yeah, probably not going to turn out well.
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
++++++++++
I ate dinner recently. I almost lost it when I read that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (dUJdY)
Nope. Never been to Kansas City at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
although I've been told many many times that it is very very very VERY very risky to let any dog near a baby. Specially a new -to-the-doggy baby.
apparently in some dogs it can trigger their prey drive, even in dogs who've never displayed any before.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (HaL55)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycosp8ll
Posted by: Capt Clarence Oveur at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (FhO+a)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (HoNxB)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:02 PM
you should listen to Dan Carlin's "Hardcore History" on the subject. It's like 20 hours long over 5 podcasts, it's really good. Those episodes are caller "Countdown to Armageddon" (or something very similar)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (KCxzN)
Ick. I feel like I need a bath.
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (WEBkv)
People can be such scum.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (je6Oi)
Nope. Never been to Kansas City at all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Everything's up to date there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (fA1SL)
@Heminator
If you're a Kennedy, you should probably avoid commenting on whether or not females accusing powerful men deserve due process
Rep. Joe Kennedy III
@RepJoeKennedy
Put aside partisan politics & process. Christine Blasey Ford deserves to be heard. She deserves decency from our government, not a power play from GOP Senate
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (kO+z3)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (KCxzN)
Thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (mk9aG)
++++++++++
Red-pilling can happen in the oddest ways, too. My mom became a conservative (ish) over the past decade. I commented to my brother about how Obama turned our mom into a conservative. She called out from the next room, "that didn't help, but he didn't cause it!"
What red-pilled her? Climategate. The CRU E-Mail leak turned her right. Just embrace the truth and the red-pilling will surely follow.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Well, if you ever feel like venturing here it would be my pleasure to visit it with you. Even my kids were impressed and that's saying something.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:08 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:08 PM (PtETg)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Everything's up to date there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM
They got some crazy little women there but not as crazy as Edsel.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 10:08 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 20, 2018 10:08 PM (xInes)
Grew up not too far from Nitro - a WWI boomtown. Guess what they were making there. Go on. Guess.
Poppers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 10:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (fA1SL)
*scratches head*
American Gladiators competitors?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:08 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Agitator at September 20, 2018 10:08 PM (atO6j)
Posted by: HarrysNotHere at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (RqzRC)
It was what led me to wanting to learn about history and the politics.
Today 9th grade history is probably nothing but white men are evil and here is why. Sigh.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (pGLxx)
https://youtu.be/9EARLp9YXJg
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (dUJdY)
Then he looked at me and did the doggy grin tail wag of, 'Took care of the little nipper, boss!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (Tf/vJ)
Any takers?
Posted by: The Democrat-Antifa-Soros Party at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (j4US8)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (fA1SL)
Horse carts?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (NWiLs)
speed but then I saw what motors they put in those, never mind.</i>
They both have the 6 cylinder twin turbo. Peppy. And both are drop tops, as was my now totaled one (328i drop top). I drive 35K mi per year, and unless it's blazing hot, freezing cold or raining, I like to be open to the sky.
And why shouldn't I have a 4X4? I use it to haul stuff around anytime, handy as hell, and in the winter, well, this isn't Minnesota, few people know how to drive in the snow, lots of folks get stuck. I can just drive around them or (if they don't have an I'm With Her sticker) tow them out.
Does the iDrive really have a higher attrition rate on parts?
Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (hDpEf)
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (WEBkv)
Anyone breeding goldens with problems for a buck should be executed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (iwUO9)
It's interesting which issue will red pill a person. You never know.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (MIvRT)
++++++++++
Glad to hear it, Agitator! Nice luck on the scheduling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (1qrtS)
There's some interesting reading on how tire circumferences will screw with the drivetrain on AWD cars (smaller/worn tires spin faster, so one blown out tire means you get to buy four new tires or risk damaging the system). Worth looking around at BMW's recommendations and some articles on the topic before you decide.
https://www.tirerack.com/tires/ tiretech/techpage.jsp?techid=18
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (n9hQQ)
So don't go all H8ey on us.
Posted by: The Democrat-Antifa-Soros Party at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (j4US8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (fA1SL)
Nitrous Oxide for dental care?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:05 PM (mk9aG)
Richard Fernandez (Wretchard) hs been speculating, with an analogy from his background in IT, that the system has been deliberately filled with false data, and that those who poisoned the database have corrupted it so thoroughly that they have no reliable data themselves.
Posted by: Meditating Miklos at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (N1ZXu)
https://tinyurl.com/y7wrp3pk
I'm imagining him holding a hatchet while gesticulating with Hannity like that.
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (OiC69)
C-SPAN 3 on cable has been showing a variety of talks on the weekends, at least where I am, about the Civil War and WW I. Very interesting. Some great speakers and usually a lot of maps. They usually do try to edge around the subject but, yeah, immense clusterfuck all around. We should've stayed the hell out of it.
Also, I did read two articles today. One on teh invention of the BAR and the other about the restoration of a German 13.2 mm anti tank rifle by Mauser.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: mindful webworker's cats approve at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (O36rv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JT at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (MXr5V)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
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Ummmm. Spam?
They probably shipped most of their product north up to Ravenna Arsenal. Use to jump the fences there when I was a kid to hunt deer.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (9rIkM)
Hilarious. The Bias is Real.
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Terentia at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (0ArPO)
The '15 I drive will wear out tires faster, and they ain't cheap. A friend of mine has a 3 series I-drive and it goes through a set of tires in about 20K miles.
The I-drive is great in bad weather, as BMW's are notoriously bad in snow (my old 325 just about killed me driving in just a tiny amount of snow on the road).
Also, you could get an Audi Quattro.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (S6Pax)
@seungminkim
Some NEWS on a call that Katz, the attorney for Ford, had with Judiciary earlier as they negotiate terms of hearing next week, per senior Senate source --
--Katz raised concerns about security and how to ensure Ford's safety
--Katz raised concerns about potential outside counsel
(bringing in an outside counsel would make it too trial-like, they believe)
--Ford does NOT want Kavanaugh in the room when she testifies, and she asked that Kavanaugh testify first
--Raised prospect of subpoena for Mark Judge and other potential witnesses
Oh! One more tidbit from the call. They are discussing Thursday as a potential hearing date but that is not yet locked down
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (kO+z3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (PUmDY)
@RepJoeKennedy
Put aside partisan politics & process. Christine Blasey Ford deserves to be heard. She deserves decency from our government, not a power play from GOP Senate
Good plan.
She can get in line behind all of the women your family has raped and or murdered.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (+gXiy)
Plan B is a walk outdoors.
Plan C is lift light weights.
Plan D is inventive cursing of the Left, and imagining their defeat.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to curse for a number of minutes, in 8 languages, and not repeat myself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
Well, if you ever feel like venturing here it would be my pleasure to visit it with you. Even my kids were impressed and that's saying something.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:08 PM (dUJdY)
Should I find myself headed that way I will be sure to let you know!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Meh. what the hell do know, I like cincinnati chili.
Posted by: BluesFish at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (dUJdY)
Same problem with any genetic disease that manifests later in life yeah?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (CE6iV)
Nothing more joyous than a baby giggling.
That and the sound of surf are my two favorites.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society)
Giggling baby surfers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (IqV8l)
It's even better than the 72 Monte Carlo I bought off the show room floor back in the day.
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM
My vote would be _Three Days of the Condor_.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (YTxkQ)
Any takers?
Posted by: The Democrat-Antifa-Soros Party at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (j4US
That's why we should strike back - hard - against the Reds. Investigate the shit out of Soros, Steyer, DiFi, Hillarhoid, Obongo, Holder, Lynch, and all the other prominent Reds. You KNOW there's lots of shit there to be uncovered.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (je6Oi)
It's like 20 hours long over 5 podcasts, it's really good. Those
episodes are caller "Countdown to Armageddon" (or something very
similar)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (KCxzN)
Seconded. It's outstanding.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (hDpEf)
Posted by: The Democrat-Antifa-Soros Party
But we might tepidly defend you! Unless threatened.
Posted by: The GOPe at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 09:56
Be well good friend. You rock. I'm off to bed.
Posted by: Farmer at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6)
Fucking piles of dogshit is what the gop is. They are surrendering in slow motion publicly. Unreal.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (pGLxx)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (PtETg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
Anybody want to bet against Ford owning a large male dog?
Cats. I see her having lots and lots of cats.
And toxoplasmosis.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 10:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Please do. I think you would be impressed.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2018 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Krett Bavanaugh, Goateed Rapist Doppelganger at September 20, 2018 10:14 PM (Jft2/)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: The GOPe at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM
We've got your back covered. With knives.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)
Heh. I'm sure they do.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 10:14 PM (IqV8l)
*gag from the grave*
Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (zCyNd)
been binging Netflix recently as an escape
I like Innocents abd I really got hooked on Ozarks after an iffy start
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:09 PM (je6Oi)
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Unfortunately, if it's a popular breed, there are puppy mills out there that breed the females pretty much to death and then just toss them aside.
Ugly business.
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:16 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Farmer at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6)
Goodnight brother. You're a mensch.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)
Polling is almost worth less than nothing.
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (mk9aG)
So choose your answers to ensure that that continues to be the case. Let them die a slow and strangling death. Fookers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 10:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: NSDAP at September 20, 2018 10:16 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: Grey Fox at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
Many of these games take many hours to beat and you'll probably be hooked and want to play it nights and weekends.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (MIvRT)
Jesus they need to ban soy. There are people who actually drink the stuff.
It's a cheap filler that saves the companies money so they don't have to put actual healthy stuff in it.
Maybe they can take it out and replace it with testosterone.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Meditating Miklos at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (zCyNd)
I wonder how many people on "our side" do like me and either don't participate in polls (I get at least 3 calls a week in election season) or I just outright lie to the phone pollster.
If the number is significant then the polls are totally meaningless and bogus. I'm doing my part!
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (953wK)
They have everything the left seeks to eliminate.
They like to abort the babies and are militant about neutering/spaying your pets.
I sometimes wonder if dogs and cats think humans are attempting genocide on their kind.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (Co0uP)
Ugly business.
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:16 PM (WEBkv)
I'd hang such people with a smile on my face. Scum
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)
Bet Saturday night was a blast!
Posted by: Miklos, Munitions Manager at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (zCyNd)
@SHEPMJS
UPDATE: Government Accountability Office announced due to statements on Project Veritas video, Natarajan Subramanian been removed from all authority and access to GAO computers has been terminated. Moreover, GAO is reviewing all of his work for bias.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (c07y/)
part-time AWD. It's normally 60/40 but can shift power as needed. But it
isn't normally-RWD.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (y87Qq)
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What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (n9hQQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)
Well, it would have to be- and you would be too.
No one wants the Halifax explosion going off in their back yard.
https://tinyurl.com/ka4cuq4
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (pGLxx)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (S6Pax)
There are some nice Quattro cabriolet options and I reeeeally like the uncluttered dashboard but I have never heard anyone say anything nice about Audi reliability.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (y87Qq)
Go outside in the weather. It does wonders.
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (pGLxx)
++++++++
Because we lost the culture war.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:20 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (4ErVI)
Great idea! I already drink tons of testosterone and I feel FABULOUS!
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 20, 2018 10:20 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 20, 2018 10:20 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (Co0uP)
In short, normalcy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:20 PM (je6Oi)
Or when they turn 18 and say "Adios, I'm outta here."
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2018 10:20 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)
great twist at the end, right?
I really like the Ruth character - great actress.
I figure in 5 years or so Ruth and Jonah (the son) could team up and form their own criminal empire
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 20, 2018 10:20 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:20 PM (1qrtS)
BINGO
Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2018 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (fA1SL)
There are some nice Quattro cabriolet options and I reeeeally like the uncluttered dashboard but I have never heard anyone say anything nice about Audi reliability.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (y87Qq)
It sucks. Never buy an Audi out of warranty. Ever. Never ever.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (pGLxx)
The Trump Plan is to export it all to China....
Hehehe
Posted by: Miklos, Secret Plan Agent Man at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (zCyNd)
I can. You just have to own one that has been properly maintained.
You don't want to inherit someone's neglected audi, though.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (+gXiy)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (y87Qq)
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Eh, buy the Audi, put it in the driveway and drive the truck to and from work.
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (WEBkv)
Dog and ice cream.
Kittens galore.
Dogs and babies.
Chicken.
Good ONT. Something from each of the major ONT groups.
I think I saw some text in there, too... but, still good.
Posted by: mindful webworker - needs more dancing koalas at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (O36rv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (dUJdY)
https://bit.ly/2DtUZNp
Longtime residents of Dewey Beach, a Delaware resort known in the late 1980s as a place where the college students who worked the other resorts lived and partied, remember her nights waitressing at the Waterfront, a raucous bayside bar.
"Things that would be considered out of hand today was OK back then. Things have changed," said a man who encountered Ms. Blasey Ford during those years, speaking to The Washington Times on the condition of anonymity. "That was the yuppie period of time, and Dewey Beach was a yuppie town, and weekend warriors were coming down from D.C. It was their Vegas."
Ms. Blasey Ford was a popular figure on the Dewey Beach bar scene.
She once got caught in a romantic triangle that culminated with the two men getting into a fistfight over her, according to people familiar with the incident.
"She enjoyed the Dewey Beach nightlife," said another resident speaking on the condition of anonymity. The resident, now a restaurant owner, added that the town was "pretty wild" in those days.
Lisa Banks, one of Ms. Blasey Ford's attorneys, did not answer The Times' questions about her client's Dewey Beach past.
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (kO+z3)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (MIvRT)
Just got back from a walk outdoors. Too mellow to curse.
"Mars is so bright." Wish I had not seen that line in a Harry Potter book.
Maybe I'll see what is going on upstairs. Maybe.
Have a great night everyone. May your night be as serene as your dreams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2018 10:22 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:22 PM (pGLxx)
Big deal. I've had lines longer than that to get into me.
Posted by: Dr. Chrissy Ford at September 20, 2018 10:22 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (pGLxx)
The answer is closer than you think.
Posted by: The GOPe at September 20, 2018 10:22 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 10:22 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (je6Oi)
I would hand you the rope.
Our Irish Setter sibs turn 12 tomorrow. Their mom and dad passed at 9+ due to cancer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2018 10:22 PM (Ss+Em)
We won the last 2 elections...14 and 16. Why are we the ones who can't turn on the TV anymore?
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (pGLxx)
Because we won the last 2 elections.
Posted by: davidt at September 20, 2018 10:22 PM (FhO+a)
Posted by: klaftern at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (+gXiy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2018 10:18 PM (c07y/)
Are they interrogating him about the rest of his cell?
Posted by: Tailgunner Miklos at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:21 PM (dUJdY)
Yes. I should do that. When I can muster the interest!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (Tf/vJ)
Yes! Wendy is being logical. Marty has lost it. And yes..I love Ruth!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Judge Roy Moore at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (PtETg)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:19 PM (y87Qq)
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Their repair and just parts costs are ungodly, too.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (mk9aG)
But if you must, rear wheel drive car. It's way more fun to drive
Posted by: 535 owner at September 20, 2018 10:24 PM (4mfGx)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:24 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tailgunner Miklos at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)
++++++++
The FedGov has so many cells that nailing one is probably meaningless. I would like to see Trump (with a significant majority in Congress to approve it) tear down entire cabinet offices, fire everyone and rebuild it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:24 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 10:25 PM (6Zmow)
There is a whole lot more where that came from. It's not just search - just about everything they do has been weaponized, first by turning a blind eye towards the actions of individuals, and later by concerted effort.
Posted by: lurker at September 20, 2018 10:25 PM (67XdO)
Ari Fleischer
@AriFleischer
Don't be surprised if Professor Ford continues her refusal to talk to the Judiciary Committee. Chairman Grassley will then announce a date for the vote. The night before the vote is to take place, Dr. Ford will say she is willing to speak, throwing the vote into chaos
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 10:25 PM (kO+z3)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (mk9aG)
The 24/7 freak show produced by the left is exhausting.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2018 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Tomorrow is another day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 10:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Krett Bavanaugh, Goateed Rapist Doppelganger at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (Jft2/)
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (+gXiy)
#BlackLabsMatter
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (CE6iV)
No, it wasn't. We just lost some battles. This is our 1943, and we're landing on North Africa.
Be of good cheer, my brother. The tide is changing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (PtETg)
*waits*
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Peter Strzok, Counter-counter-intelligence mastermind at September 20, 2018 10:27 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 20, 2018 10:27 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 10:23 PM (+gXiy)
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This. I have had one, rescue mutts, most of my adult life.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 10:27 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (je6Oi)
Indeed it is. Keep the Faith, Baby!
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 10:27 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (je6Oi)
++++++++++++
I always try to believe that. The mass culture war is no better than it was, but on an individual basis things have shifted a bit. People are saying "Merry Christmas" again as of last year, for example, and there are lots more eye-rolls and mutterings of "snowflake" than there were before. I live in hard-left Denver, so hopefully things are turning more obviously elsewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:28 PM (1qrtS)
Heh.
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (953wK)
He changes his pronunciation whenever he campaigns there, same thing (more or less) for Montana.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 10:28 PM (hVHEm)
He'd be the guy to talk to about the beemers.
Posted by: JT at September 20, 2018 10:11 PM (MXr5V)
Not really. The only BMW I ever turned a wrench on was a 2002 belonging to a friend. Nice little car, like an up-quality Datsun 510.The nicest-looking BMW since the 1950's has to be the 3.0CS. Like this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9ct2bxc
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 10:28 PM (iwUO9)
I answer every poll. And I get a lot. Straight pragmatic answers except for I am always a liberal (I don't tell them I'm a "Classic" liberal) female of 45.
I'm not Tea Party or Establishment GOP anymore. I've gone all the way to Pragmatic.
Now to say hellooooo to my better half.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 20, 2018 10:28 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 20, 2018 10:29 PM (FTPVM)
Jewells45 #7:
I truly am weary. Of it all.
☤
♥ Transmitting soul-restorative vibes and virtual chocolate chip cookies in Jewells45's direction ♥
Posted by: mindful webworker - not oatmeal raisin at September 20, 2018 10:29 PM (O36rv)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:29 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: SHEP at September 20, 2018 10:29 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 10:30 PM (NAs56)
@AriFleischer
Don't be surprised if Professor Ford continues her refusal to talk to the Judiciary Committee. Chairman Grassley will then announce a date for the vote. The night before the vote is to take place, Dr. Ford will say she is willing to speak, throwing the vote into chaos
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 10:25 PM (kO+z3)
Only if you act like a cuck. Probably it's gone on too long as it is.
ALTHOUGH...Trump isn't really pushing for the vote all that hard. He's being pretty nonchalant about the whole thing. Probably he's hoping the base gets fired up about it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 10:30 PM (4ErVI)
Alinsky, you bastard!! We read your book!!!
Posted by: Ol' Blood and Guts and Miklos at September 20, 2018 10:30 PM (zCyNd)
I hope she gets a lot more roles, she's good
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 20, 2018 10:30 PM (CE6iV)
Don't like vehicles you have to get up out of. Prefer my SUV, where you simply slide into with one easy motion.
The other bonus is it's BIG enough inside thus much more comfortable for extended driving. Our Camry is a great car but it's way small for me.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2018 10:30 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 20, 2018 10:27 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: SHEP at September 20, 2018 10:29 PM (hVHEm)
+++++++++
It makes no sense, but that just gave me a no-joke belly laugh. Thanks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:30 PM (1qrtS)
I'd like to help support their economies in some shape or fashion. Do they make good firearms over there or is there a good place to shop for their products?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2018 10:31 PM (Co0uP)
Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 10:31 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:31 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at September 20, 2018 10:31 PM (0bu2O)
No, it wasn't. We just lost some battles. This is our 1943, and we're landing on North Africa.
Be of good cheer, my brother. The tide is changing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:26 PM (je6Oi)
From your lips...
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (4/5px)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:28 PM (1qrtS)
Of course they are!
"America was never great!"
Posted by: Cuomo the Gov not Cuomo the Journo-list at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (8lsuS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (IYHxL)
the newer Kia and Hyundai cars are aldo good
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:28 PM (1qrtS)
Don't try. Believe. And act as though you believe it. The Reds always try to act as though they have a majority. They don't. Push back. Make a point of saying "Merry Christmas," and "God Bless America." Make it clear to the Reds that they are the Mensheviks, not the Bolsheviks, as much as they would like to think otherwise. Ridicule anyone who expresses a liberal talking point; liberals live for social approbation and validation. Ridicule kills them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (fA1SL)
I fully support expanding Peace Corps outreach in Venezuela. Guatemala and El Salvador too.
Posted by: Multilateral Miklos at September 20, 2018 10:33 PM (zCyNd)
I still try to get the first one's dad to sell me his old 533 every time I see him out and about in his new Alpina. Nope. Won't do it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:33 PM (n9hQQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2018 10:31 PM (Co0uP)
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CZ makes a fine semi-auto 22. I believe those are made in the Czech Republic.
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 20, 2018 10:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 20, 2018 10:34 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:34 PM (1qrtS)
My ... aren't we fancy ...
I'm sure you'll like either. The only use I have for the backup camera is a quick check to see if any kids are behind and out of view. Other than that I don't use it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2018 10:34 PM (qXi6q)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:34 PM (MIvRT)
Exactly.
Yesterday I was a 45-year-old Black woman Democrat who is voting against Menendez and Gottheimer.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2018 10:34 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:28 PM (1qrtS)
Of course they are!
"America was never great!"
Posted by: Cuomo the Gov not Cuomo the Journo-list at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (8lsuS)
Don't forget the DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER!!!!11!1
Posted by: Cuomo the Journo-list not Cuomo the Gov at September 20, 2018 10:34 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (n9hQQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (WpJ5b)
They really are the party of Moloch and Lucifer.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (FTPVM)
you will be happy you did when you get in your first nasty rainstorm, and the second time when you are in the snow.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (je6Oi)
+++++++++++
One of many reasons to bring back shunning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet
pretty much straight up facts in his history podcasts
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2018 10:36 PM (rjbMC)
At the same time??
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:34 PM (MIvRT)
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Ha. No, long time in between. I learned my lesson early.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:36 PM (n9hQQ)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:36 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Stupid Fucking Elephants at September 20, 2018 10:36 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 20, 2018 10:34 PM (0OmEj)
So much for the golden's legendary "soft mouth."
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 10:36 PM (953wK)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (IYHxL)
He doesn't have an outright agenda. He's probably left-of-center, just based on some things I've heard on his political pogcats, but he really tries to be even-handed on his history one - like really tries. The historical content is good, but don't try to cite it for your doctorate or anything. It's still pop history.
He uses a lot of primary sources when he can get them, which is good because it's not him speaking, it's the people who were there.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:36 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:37 PM (MIvRT)
I'd like to help support their economies in some shape or fashion. Do they make good firearms over there or is there a good place to shop for their products?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 20, 2018 10:31 PM (Co0uP)
Hungary-Palinka and more palinka
Czech-Weapons. I would say their women, but see earlier item
Poland-OEM replacement parts for your Winged Hussar kit
Posted by: Miklosian Marketing, PLC at September 20, 2018 10:37 PM (zCyNd)
All this Kavanaugh drama is a transparent attempt to distract from the fact that Eugene Krabbs sold Spongebob's soul for 27 cents.
Well, it certainly worked for me. I was so completely distracted I didn't even know that had happened!
Spongebob - that's a cartoon thing, right?
Yeah, I know. Long after my time, never watched it, yet culturally inescapable.Posted by: mindful webworker - it's dowdy hoodie time at September 20, 2018 10:37 PM (O36rv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (n9hQQ)
++++++++++
I got a new middle-of-the-road Sonata last year. It's a cheap car (on which I was able to get a great deal by being very hard on the dealer), and very good so far. The gap between "cheap" and "luxury" has definitely narrowed over the past decade.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:37 PM (1qrtS)
Grew up not too far from Nitro - a WWI boomtown. Guess what they were making there. Go on. Guess.
What did they make in Mud and Sod?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2018 10:37 PM (LsBY9)
Roll Call
@rollcall
Spotted on the Hill: 33 protesters arrested outside Sen. Grassley's office, 23 outside of Sen. Collins', and many more "I believe Dr. Christine Blasey Ford" pins
https://t.co/beXojLHCqC?amp=1
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 10:37 PM (kO+z3)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 20, 2018 10:37 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at September 20, 2018 10:38 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman
This is true for all breeds. There is a lot of terrible quality dog breeding going on. You can get a medical problem no matter what, but if the breeder cares mainly about making money, the chances of getting a dog with poor temperament or health problems increases.
If you go through a breeder make sure they do all of the health screenings. AKC papers mean nothing as far as the quality of the dog. Responsible breeders put a lot of effort and money into their breeding, so they have to charge more.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (mk9aG)
Reject the negativity. You could have made the same sort of arguments at Valley Forge. You've gotta believe. And act as though you believe. And it will become reality.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:39 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Titus Justus at September 20, 2018 10:39 PM (cti/C)
The dog scarfing the ice cream is funny until you realize he's going to have a freeze headache you wouldn't believe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2018 10:39 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at September 20, 2018 10:39 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (IYHxL)
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He doesn't have an outright agenda. He's probably left-of-center, just based on some things I've heard on his political pogcats, but he really tries to be even-handed on his history one - like really tries. The historical content is good, but don't try to cite it for your doctorate or anything. It's still pop history.
He uses a lot of primary sources when he can get them, which is good because it's not him speaking, it's the people who were there.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:36 PM (y87Qq)
I concur with this.
If you've got the anywhere from 5 hours to two weeks necessary to listen to his podcasts, however, they're fairly educational.
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (953wK)
You would think out of the hundreds of dem senators and representative that at least one would step forward and say this is madness and bullshit but nope!
They really are the party of Moloch and Lucifer.
Posted by: Kreplach
And they are team players.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (IqV8l)
He plays it straight. I can't recall anything that made me perk up my ears as biased during the entire 20+ hours of the WWI series, and right now I'm listening to a one off 6 hr episode on the development of the atomic bomb and the Cuban Missle Crisis, and even with such a politically charged subject as that I've only mildly raised my eyebrows once, maybe twice, and then only over what I would consider a fair argument that I just happen to disagree with.
Posted by: Weirddave at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (hDpEf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:37 PM (1qrtS)
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Very much so. We buy used and usually five or six years old, so we're always shocked at the new tech that's old news to most people.
"Holy crap, there's no tape deck! And the lights come on automatically!"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (n9hQQ)
Great call.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (PtETg)
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:35 PM (fA1SL)
What exactly is GECSPLAN?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 10:41 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:41 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at September 20, 2018 10:39 PM (IYHxL)
Thanks, thathalfrican. I appreciate it!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:41 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 10:41 PM (CiCKR)
You certainly recall how "climate scientists" take temperture data trending downward and jigger it via arcane mumbo-jumbo corrections into upward trends for their "science".
Polls are politics' data. Fook with them. Fook them good and hard. Lie, dissemble, validate the pollsters' biases. Do it and continue to do it until they can no longer trust a damn thing that those being polled tell them.
Put sugar in their gas tanks.
Put gravel in their gears.
Put sand in their vaseline.
Fook polltakers. Fook them good and hard. Make that election night of November 2016 every election night from here on out.
'Nite, all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:32 PM (mk9aG)
American culture is dominant. All the economic naysayers and the only thing necessary was for the shackles to come off.
When we shut the door and the imports are given a clear choice of being an an American or an interloper they will choose America.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 10:42 PM (4/5px)
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman
Meh. Best dog we ever had was bought out of a pet store. My mother saw a German Shepherd pup in the window and called a cop over to ask his opinion - she figured cops knew German Shepherds. Cop liked him. So she bought the dog.
My stepfather refused to pay for him because he wasn't from a kennel. Dog ended up being almost 120 pounds, friendly as all hell (to family and people around) and a great guard dog against anyone else. Further, he never developed any hip problems.
All of the hoity-toity purebred kennel animals we have ever had have been sickly pains in the ass. Pretty, but generally useless.
Just my experience.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 20, 2018 10:42 PM (qXi6q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (MIvRT)
Posted by: Jeff Flake, Fake GOP at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (XcgmW)
Great call.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (PtETg)
Still on C-SPAN.
https://tinyurl.com/y7wrp3pk
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (rnAwa)
...I would see the abbreviation "CoC" and had no idea what it meant....
Chamber of Commerce
Call of Cthulhu
Chain of Command
Clash of Clans
see:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coc_(disambiguation)
Context is everything. How about BLM - is this an urban riot or a Montana ranch story?
A favorite of mine: AA. African-American? Alcoholics Anonymous? Affirmative Action? At least you know it's probably not American Airlines ... anymore.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Croatian Olympic Committee at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (O36rv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (n9hQQ)
My car doesn't even have a hand crank for the starter any more.
Posted by: Miklos, suspicious of newfangled stuff at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (zCyNd)
* sends newsletter *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:44 PM (PtETg)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (MIvRT)
++++++++++
According to her sign, she is a "Woman for Trump." Also, she's a 1.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:44 PM (1qrtS)
One guy believes, really really believes, that Cuba has a secret $5 cancer cure. A week ago I made a joke about the Trump job market being so strong, even Kapernick found a job. His response: "Oh yeah? How's that capitalism working out for YOU, huh?"
Like I said, completely different premises. Venn diagram with zero intersection. No rational discussion can bridge this gap. Still I count him a good friend and I very much enjoy playing cards with him.
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:45 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:31 PM (MIvRT)
Every schooner needs an anchor.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 20, 2018 10:45 PM (Ss+Em)
Great call.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:40 PM (PtETg)
Still on C-SPAN.
***************
It's on FOX
Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2018 10:45 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Daredevil at September 20, 2018 10:45 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 20, 2018 10:45 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:46 PM (PtETg)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2018 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
* sends newsletter *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (fA1SL)
Thanks Palp.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 10:46 PM (hVHEm)
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BREAKING NEWS:
A Blonde Banged Trump at the Rally
-CNN
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 20, 2018 10:46 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (MIvRT)
++++++++++
According to her sign, she is a "Woman for Trump." Also, she's a 1.
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The dark haired beauty on the left side of the screen is no slouch either.
Yes, I am that shallow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2018 10:46 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 20, 2018 10:47 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Krett Bavanaugh, Goateed Rapist Doppelganger at September 20, 2018 10:47 PM (Jft2/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:47 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2018 10:46 PM (9rIkM)
"Sometimes the shallow goes deep"
Posted by: Fortune Cookies by Miklos at September 20, 2018 10:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 10:48 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miklos, suspicious of newfangled stuff at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (zCyNd)
I have one vehicle in my fleet with a crank start, a 1945 Studebaker US6 truck with Hercules JXD engine in it. A 340-something cubic inch six. Palpy would feel right at home in it, too.
Here's the crank. You start it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 10:48 PM (iwUO9)
I've owned one of both.
The BMW 325 was a blast to drive, and was a really good car for a lot of years. I finally ran out of time to do preventive maintenance, and then it sat for a while, then someone bought it and restored it. Now it's a really nice car again.
The Audi was a great family car (A6 Quattro Station wagon), and was great for a lot of family trips, and was great in bad weather and bad road conditions.
The exhaust system got a little broken, and now it sits in the garage, waiting for me to that fixed.
And yes, repair costs are usually a thousand dollars a pop. And AWD does wear through tires fast. It was a nice car, but I'll never buy another.
Right now, I drive a Toyota RAV 4 (2 wheel drive) and it's really a nice car.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2018 10:48 PM (S6Pax)
... and FOX breaks into the Presidential Rally so we can listen to Laura GRRL Ingraham and a Democrat lawyer.
Not on my cable system
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 10:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 20, 2018 10:49 PM (CE6iV)
Trump's burning Rosen right down on out-of-state campaign donations and
being a tool of the Dem leadership. He is not very nice to his opponents
The man is a barbarian.
Posted by: Commodore William Kristol at September 20, 2018 10:49 PM (r9UYA)
I suspect it's time to remind y'all WHERE YOU LIVE--this is still the most exceptional country on the planet, populated by an extraordinary people.
We're governed by a political system unique in the world, that has allowed us to flourish and become the world's beacon.
In our history we've managed to overcome a Civil War and 2 World wars--the current crisis is no less serious but we WILL prevail.
I say this with unshakeable confidence, because we are Americans, and because of that we are denied the option of failure.
So NEVER be ashamed of the country and NEVER despair. The ultimate victory is ours.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2018 10:49 PM (S/hVx)
I like Innocents abd I really got hooked on Ozarks after an iffy start
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 20, 2018 10:15 PM (CE6iV)
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If you haven't already seen it, I recommend Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia. It is by Guillermo del Toro, and is quite entertaining.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 20, 2018 10:49 PM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:50 PM (1qrtS)
My car doesn't even have a hand crank for the starter any more.
And this is me stomping on the floorboard expecting the high beams to come on.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 10:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 10:48 PM (iwUO9)
Ha
*fumbles in pockets for the proper small explosive charges*
Posted by: Miklos, more Quartzite then Luddite at September 20, 2018 10:50 PM (zCyNd)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042831910479822850
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042831999847813121
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042832095163428866
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042832194799063041
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042832270799892489
Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2018 10:50 PM (0Ntuf)
There will be protests and mobs either way, but if you wait it'll be worse. Much worse.
Obviously they don't want her to testify so they will continue to make their demands crazier and crazier. Then still blame the GOP.
And we will have more Whelans and other nutz. I had to bathe in Purell after that.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 10:50 PM (CiCKR)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2018 10:49 PM (S/hVx)
Words of hope and wisdom.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 20, 2018 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 20, 2018 10:51 PM (CE6iV)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042832356732792832
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042832447715663873
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042832541156343808
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042832617882705922
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1042832704100818944
Posted by: kbdabear at September 20, 2018 10:51 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:52 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 20, 2018 10:49 PM (S/hVx)
My man.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:52 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at September 20, 2018 10:52 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:52 PM (PtETg)
Fortunately, a quick scan of the right sites a day before predicts half or more of ace's post topics. Jaw dropped yesterday when I saw Whelan's idiotic teaser about "explaining" this absurd, outrageous smear by the nutcase liar. Didn't read the thread, assume the Horde quadrupled his tepid criticism of Whelan. FFS.
Saw/heard two reports that (surprise!) few were buying the ridiculous and despicable smear, per polling. Then again, also heard one poll showed the corrupt, inept, literally socialist gubernatorial candidate in FL leading, with independents, BY 41 POINTS. Um, huh?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2018 10:52 PM (QDnY+)
Practicing for when they move back to Oakland, again.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at September 20, 2018 10:53 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: mindful webworker - in random mode at September 20, 2018 10:53 PM (O36rv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:53 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:54 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 10:54 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 20, 2018 10:48 PM (S6Pax)
Oh man, I'd love to have a first-generation RAV4. 5 speed, 2-door, with the spare on the rear gate and the plastic body panel bumpers.
https://tinyurl.com/yb58cw34
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (y87Qq)
Trump just punted border security funding to ..... never, depending entirely on November. The nearly useless GOP successfully continued to keep politics (choices on big issues) out of politics, by putting it off until after the election. WTFF?
Trump just called wall opponents lousy politicians.
With all due respect (seriously), the president's worst political misstep to date has been to *not* force this issue, thereby giving us - once again - an election in which the nation desperately needs a nearly useless GOP to win, and hope against hope they finally take action to support wildly popular, correct policies.
Not good.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 10:54 PM (PUmDY)
+++++
It sure as hell was. Man, it's good to have a president with some balls.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (mk9aG)
...and then .... Laura, who is a GRRL , Ingraham breaks in.
Why won't President Trump shuttup and let Laura talk?
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (PtETg)
How could he force it?
For choice, I prefer that he focus on judicial appointments; they have more lasting impact. With a suitable judiciary, the wall becomes secondary.
But all in good time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:57 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 10:57 PM (PtETg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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*looks for vent window*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 10:57 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 10:57 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:58 PM (1qrtS)
Amazing that there are so many women who think for themselves.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 10:58 PM (+lVUW)
The wall is about preventing more from coming in.
The judiciary is about getting rid of the ones already here.
Posted by: Miklos, the clear eyed at September 20, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)
* sends newsletter *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:43 PM (fA1SL)
Like the idea but Viktor Orban and Shinzo Abe might get that hemispherical ball rolling a little harder.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 10:58 PM (4/5px)
Posted by: David & David at September 20, 2018 10:59 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 10:59 PM (+lVUW)
https://tinyurl.com/yb58cw34
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (y87Qq)
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I occasionally see what I assume is a meth addict in an Isuzu VehiCross. I think he's 25 but he looks 60, and the Isuzu has taken on those qualities as well. Dead paint, rusted, dents here and there, missing a headlight, etc.
I wouldn't seek one out but I'd like to have one, and I always find it slightly amusing that this guy has what is probably a bit of a collectors item that he's slowly destroying.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 11:00 PM (n9hQQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 10:58 PM (1qrtS)
My impression is that she's always been a sock.
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 11:00 PM (953wK)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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Wasn't that great?
*wipes tear from eye*
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2018 11:00 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 20, 2018 11:00 PM (PtETg)
The judiciary is about getting rid of the ones already here.
Posted by: Miklos, the clear eyed at September 20, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)
Agreed. But a hostile judicial perspective on illegal immigration will strongly discourage further illegal immigration.
Note that just Trump's jawboning is already having a beneficial effect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:00 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2018 11:01 PM (NbRJx)
https://tinyurl.com/yb58cw34
Posted by: hogmartin at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (y87Qq)
I almost bought one. I sooooo regret deciding against it.
Also I use Philosophy Peppermint soap, and also have one by Bath and Body. So your friends might like that.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:01 PM (CiCKR)
Whelan or whatever is no dummy. He clerked for Scalia, and you don't get there by not understanding evidence.
He has to know what we do: by itself what he served up is thin gruel.
BUT there is one thing interesting in his accounts that should strike fear in Ford: he has her unknown female friend's house listed on the map.
Now, how is it Ford could remember PJ, a guy she didn't go to school with and yet forgot the name of the girl she knew from school who was there? She didn't. The reason we don't have womyn power coroborration is that the friend didn't agree with the account.
Now, since Wehlan knows her address, he knows her name. And since he does that, he probably spoke to someone there (PJ or the female). As such, going back to his earlier 100% vindication statements and us wondering how he proves that given the holes in Ford's memory, we have a possibility I didn't think of: the party was real, one of the people there know Brett wasn't there.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:01 PM (7Z5/k)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 11:01 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 11:01 PM (V3rW1)
Mary Cloggenstien of Brattleboro offers to testify on Monday
Unanimously declined by Senate, other than Sen. Hirono
Posted by: Concerned Newswymyn of Brattleboro at September 20, 2018 11:01 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 11:02 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 11:02 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Krett Bavanaugh, Goateed Rapist Doppelganger at September 20, 2018 11:03 PM (Jft2/)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:03 PM (4lu7W)
Damn straight. I am the President of the Globe.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 20, 2018 11:03 PM (CiCKR)
We have three witnesses (Unlikely it was Garrett, but who knows). If he can produce one of these people to come forward, welcome Justice Kavenaugh.
If not, this guy is a retard.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:03 PM (7Z5/k)
Not good.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (QDnY+)
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This was a signature issue that he ran on, his biggest campaign promise. What else did you expect him to do? Unlike almost any other candidate, he is keeping his promises to the best of his ability.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 11:04 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 11:02 PM (mk9aG)
I've got a few and love them, but there are sooooo many better options out there than the carbine
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:05 PM (7Z5/k)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 11:05 PM (4/5px)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 11:05 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 11:05 PM (m45I2)
"Marge, don`t think that way. Grassley will fold like a cheap tent before any damage can be done to the status quo."
"But what about the angry Trumpers?"
"No worries, we will send out the usual suspects to promote a, this time is different line of bullshit!"
"How much longer can that work with no results?"
"As long as they keep believing it is the only option...for fucking EVER!!!"
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 20, 2018 11:06 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 11:07 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:07 PM (4lu7W)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 11:07 PM (m45I2)
The focus this time: From each according their means to all Nomenklatura according to their want.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14955
Posted by: The Political Hat at September 20, 2018 11:07 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:08 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 11:05 PM (4/5px)
Unless 1) there was a party and 2) he spoke to someone there who said it wasn't Brett it was Garrett.
Then Garrett is a CS for not coming forward and saying what happened. Look at PJs statement. It is kind of weasly at first glance because it says "I have no recollection of Brett doing that" but what it may be saying is oh, it happened it wasn't Brett
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:08 PM (7Z5/k)
Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at September 20, 2018 11:08 PM (WpJ5b)
Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2018 11:10 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: James T. Kirk at September 20, 2018 11:10 PM (CiCKR)
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In that vein, if Mitsubishi was *trying* to drive me a way from their products, they could do no better than the ads with the rapping hipster.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 11:10 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 11:10 PM (PUmDY)
It's really hard to skim the comments when your name is in the news.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (+gXiy)
Posted by: clutch at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (kiSdp)
Were we all eager to know whether he's circumcised or not?
Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 11:12 PM (PUmDY)
It's really hard to skim the comments when your name is in the news.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (+gXiy)
Come forward bro. Own up.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:12 PM (7Z5/k)
"I'm the president of the United States. I'm not the president of the globe."
Yep. That's my president right there.
Remember, this brouhaha over Kav is two, two issues in one.
Progs want desperately to keep a Constitutionalist off of SCOTUS at all costs.
This was supposed to have been Her Heinous' pick. That would've completed their plan, they know it and they are pissed. Hence the foul stench of the anti-Christ George Soros' involvement.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 11:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 11:12 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (0LHZx)
Back to Eeyoring, I see.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (iwUO9)
Were we all eager to know whether he's circumcised or not?
Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (/cL3k)
Ask Robin
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (7Z5/k)
unless she's pulling the train. live, on cnn.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (KP5rU)
Outing him on the internet did nothing but foul the water.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (4/5px)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (4lu7W)
Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (/cL3k)
Takes serious preparation to play some roles, I'll tell 'ya.
Posted by: Jon Voight in the Odessa File at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (zCyNd)
Rank speculation time:
Whelan or whatever is no dummy. He clerked for Scalia, and you don't get there by not understanding evidence.
He has to know what we do: by itself what he served up is thin gruel.
BUT there is one thing interesting in his accounts that should
strike fear in Ford: he has her unknown female friend's house listed on
the map.
Now, how is it Ford could remember PJ, a guy she didn't go to school
with and yet forgot the name of the girl she knew from school who was
there? She didn't. The reason we don't have womyn power coroborration is
that the friend didn't agree with the account.
Now, since Wehlan knows her address, he knows her name. And since he
does that, he probably spoke to someone there (PJ or the female). As
such, going back to his earlier 100% vindication statements and us
wondering how he proves that given the holes in Ford's memory, we have a
possibility I didn't think of: the party was real, one of the people
there know Brett wasn't there.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:01 PM (7Z5/k)
"Ford dismissed Whelan's theory in a statement late Thursday: "I knew them both, and socialized with" them, Ford said, adding that she had once visited the other classmate in the hospital. "There is zero chance that I would confuse them.""
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (4lu7W)
Which one?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:14 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 20, 2018 11:14 PM (Z//w8)
For those of you wth a Crunchyroll sub check out a live action show called Wakakozake. It's just about a chick going to restaurants and eating. A lot.
Did I mention she's super cute?
Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2018 11:14 PM (/cL3k)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 11:14 PM (YgbOr)
Lotta people like shotguns.
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 11:14 PM (mk9aG)
I think she knows who the female friend is.
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:15 PM (7Z5/k)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:15 PM (4lu7W)
unless she's pulling the train. live, on cnn.
Posted by: chavez the hugo"
No no. Let him go first but say "Ordinarily, I would say 'Ladies first!' but in this case..,."
They'd never do it though.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:16 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2018 11:16 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:15 PM (4lu7W)
I know. It's just that "that clown in California" doesn't narrow the field much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:16 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Usntakim
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Begin, they have, the buckshot wars.
Posted by: #1's at September 20, 2018 11:16 PM (YgbOr)
It's really hard to skim the comments when your name is in the news.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (+gXiy)
I actually thought they were goofing on you in some prior threads. It was the only good part. I wasn't the only one who thought it either. I was bummed people weren't teasing ya, but it was the actual guy's name.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:16 PM (CiCKR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 11:14 PM (YgbOr)
He's busy being molested by Kavanaugh's daughters.
You'll hear about it in 35 years.
Posted by: Miklos, certified prognosticator at September 20, 2018 11:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:17 PM (4lu7W)
live action show called Wakakozake. It's just about a chick going to
restaurants and eating. A lot.
Did I mention she's super cute?
Posted by: Robert"
I don't know where she puts it all. Must have hollow legs.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:17 PM (w+Jhj)
Lotta people like shotguns.
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 11:14 PM (mk9aG)
Buckshot will overpenetrate too. A 10" AR is shorter, more menuverable, accurate, holds double the ammo, and with the right load is nasty without over penetration. That or a PS90
Posted by: Jollyroger at September 20, 2018 11:17 PM (7Z5/k)
* V8. I'm still not sold on the turbocharged Eco-whatever 4 cylinder. If they'd slap an SVO badge on them I'd be more receptive, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 11:18 PM (n9hQQ)
My 2 cents.
Posted by: ALH at September 20, 2018 09:54 PM (6Zmow)
Go with the older model, WD
My 2 cents.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2018 11:18 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 20, 2018 11:18 PM (c1nDO)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2018 11:18 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: #1's"
1B is the obvious choice. 3 times the number of pellets than 00 buck, and only slightly smaller.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (0OmEj)
worst political misstep to date has been to *not* force this issue,
thereby giving us - once again - an election in which the nation
desperately needs a nearly useless GOP to win, and hope against hope
they finally take action to support wildly popular, correct policies.
Not good.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 20, 2018 10:55 PM (QDnY+)
Rome wasn't built in a day and Trump will force that too... It will be a lot easier if the Rs sweep seats in the election not only for who that will bring in but also for who is leaving...
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (0LHZx)
Back to Eeyoring, I see.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (iwUO9)
On Sunday everyone assured me the vote would happen today. I was an eeyore NeverTrumper commie for suggesting it would not.
How'd that work out?
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (b4I0v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Hand grenades at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
Put a sling on it and open carry.
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 11:20 PM (+gXiy)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:20 PM (4lu7W)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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*cancels plan to rob AR's house*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 11:21 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2018 11:21 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 11:21 PM (+gXiy)
Posted by: IC
That's not setting the bar too high. She keeled over more times than she campaigned in Wisconsin.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 11:22 PM (5ZRXN)
How'd that work out?
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (b4I0v)
The vote did happen today. Kavanaugh is seated on the SC. Everyone else is just gaslighting you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:22 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (0LHZx)
Back to Eeyoring, I see.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (iwUO9)
See my posts above. You've gotta believe to make this work.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:22 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 11:23 PM (YgbOr)
How'd that work out?
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (b4I0v)
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You also assured us that Kavanaugh would step down by EOD Tuesday. How did that work out?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 11:23 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:17 PM (fA1SL)
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I've been there.
Mr. DeV. insisted, since we were already in the neighborhood. He found it fascinating but I can't remember much about it.
We were up in Point Pleasant to check out Mothman.
THAT I remember.
We
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2018 11:23 PM (0jtPF)
***
Perp? If everything Ford says is true we still don't have a "perp".
Posted by: 18-1 at September 20, 2018 11:23 PM (+DkQm)
MWA,HA,HA,HA.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:24 PM (+lVUW)
carbine" I have other options, but my 1943 IBM is so warm and snuggly
in bed, and less likely to overpenetrate and kill the neighbors.
Lotta people like shotguns.
Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 11:14 PM (mk9aG)
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i'd be afraid to use the IBM carbine IRL, because the cops would seize it, and i'd either get back a rusted piece of junk, or it would disappear by being "accidentally destroyed".
all the first use house guns are throw downs so that, G*d forbid, we ever have to go there, we're not out a really good gub too.
YMMV though.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2018 11:24 PM (rjbMC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Did you just test this theory?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:24 PM (CiCKR)
Posted by: Queen Elizabeth 2 at September 20, 2018 11:25 PM (vWMNq)
all the first use house guns are throw downs so that, G*d forbid, we ever have to go there, we're not out a really good gub too.
YMMV though.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2018 11:24 PM (rjbMC)
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Same here. $200 Mossberg, $200 Ruger to get to the Mossberg.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 11:25 PM (n9hQQ)
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 11:21 PM (+gXiy)
Only to coordinate!
Posted by: the Manolo at September 20, 2018 11:26 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: nerdygirl"
I still fall over laughing when I see that GIF of her going up the stairs to the jet, and then Trump hits the golf ball.
I wish they made those cheap electronic picture frames that would play a GIF. I'd have one on my desk at work with that on it.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:26 PM (w+Jhj)
I get this feeling the GOP is just gonna let Kavanaugh swing in the wind. Based on experience. They have given every red state dem a reason to vote no and the rino sisters too. And if that happens they can kiss majorities in both houses goodbye. Why vote for them? Eeeyore, yep, but again based on experience.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 11:26 PM (r+sAi)
Ugh. The creepy Ray Liotta Chantix ad. Yeah, there's a guy you want taking a psyche-altering drug.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Doesn't it produce suicidal thoughts?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
* V8. I'm still not sold on the turbocharged Eco-whatever 4 cylinder. If they'd slap an SVO badge on them I'd be more receptive, though.
The only hot rod I ever owned was an '81 Capri with the 2.3 Turbo four and a four-speed. Couldn't put your foot in it until after you'd warmed it up real good or it sounded like the valvetrain was going to explode through the hood. That thing would handle, tho'. You could be going 30, grab a handful of steering wheel and pull. The tires wouldn't even bark. It did want to throw you out the window.
Couldn't find gas with enough octane to keep it happy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 11:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:19 PM (b4I0v)
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you're still a #NeverTrump commie POS.
now, go back to diving for corn kernels in the septic tank, and leave us adults alone.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2018 11:27 PM (rjbMC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIjR1klUjN4
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2018 11:27 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:27 PM (CiCKR)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:28 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:28 PM (b4I0v)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 20, 2018 11:28 PM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Krett Bavanaugh, Goateed Rapist Doppelganger at September 20, 2018 11:28 PM (Jft2/)
@yashar
A senior Senate staffer tells me that both of these are non-starters.
1. Kavanaugh will testify after Ford so that he can respond to her accusations the staffer told me
2. They will not allow witnesses to dictate who does/doesn't get subpoenaed
Manu Raju
@mkraju
Ford's attorney told Judiciary staff that she is open to testifying next Thursday in a public hearing in Washington assuming her safety is guaranteed, Kavanaugh testify first and no outside counsels question her. She wants them to subpoena Mark Judge. GOP will now mull it over
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 11:29 PM (kO+z3)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 20, 2018 11:30 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 11:30 PM (4lu7W)
Here's a livestream of Trump's rally in Las Vegas:
https://tinyurl.com/y7wrp3pk
THANKS, Surfperch! I wandered off and watched that. Just ended. President Donald J Trump is my favorite teevee show ever. President Entertainment!!
Again, impressed by the contrast with the JEF.
JEF: empty phrases that all the manga-eyed emoticonned can gush over, and write upon that tabla rasa whatever they feel he's saying.
Trump: very specific policy goals in crucial areas, and an incredibly huge audience that is clearly reacting with understanding to the intelligent points he is making. I've never really seen anything like it in my life... which life, of course, goes back to when people thought JFK was AOK and Dicky was icky...
Do you have any idea how long it took me to realize that it was surfPERCH and not surfPEACH? Changed everything.
Posted by: mindful webworker - lost 'way back there somewheres and fading at September 20, 2018 11:31 PM (O36rv)
open to testifying next Thursday in a public hearing in Washington
assuming her safety is guaranteed, Kavanaugh testify first and no
outside counsels question her. She wants them to subpoena Mark Judge.
GOP will now mull it over
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 11:29 PM (kO+z3)
Ford and her attorney could stand a little mulling, like wine gets mulled.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:31 PM (iwUO9)
Dems are going to parlay this into making the midterms about the Supreme Court. That's what this is about. It's a strong motivator for Democrat turnout, so it can't happen before the Midterms. The GOP, if they can be counted on for anything, can be counted on to run away from the Progressive lynch mob.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 11:31 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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It seemed prudent, also, I'm really lazy.
Did you hear about the exploding trailer? Odds of it being a meth lab?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 11:31 PM (YgbOr)
1. Kavanaugh will testify after Ford so that he can respond to her accusations the staffer told me
2. They will not allow witnesses to dictate who does/doesn't get subpoenaed
Manu Raju
@mkraju
Ford's attorney told Judiciary staff that she is open to testifying
next Thursday in a public hearing in Washington assuming her safety is
guaranteed, Kavanaugh testify first and no outside counsels question
her. She wants them to subpoena Mark Judge. GOP will now mull it over
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 11:29 PM (kO+z3)
That should not need mulling... the answer is Hell NO.
BTW, she is also demanding that Kavanaugh not be in the room when she testifies so the right to confront your accuser would go out the window.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 11:32 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 11:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 11:32 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 11:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
So I'm not the only one who thinks he sounds drugged up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:33 PM (+lVUW)
When BMW moved to 4 bangers, I said WTF, over?! and moved to Porsche. Yeah I know the Porsches I can afford (maybe, sort of) are still flat fours, but the only ride better than a BMW is a Porsche.
Only 70, so when I get old Ima gonna get a Panamera.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 20, 2018 11:33 PM (kbKN+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 10:07 PM (fA1SL)
Masts and rigging for sailboats?
Posted by: KIndltot at September 20, 2018 11:33 PM (mUa7G)
Isn't that what he has been doing? Is there really any new information until she adds her piece?
That's how you know how dumb these Dims are. What did Kavanaugh do on that conference call that the Dems refused to attend? Testify about Ford's accusation.
Were I Kavanaugh, I would make it obnoxiously clear that I HAD testified before Ford.
What the hell are they thinking?
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2018 11:34 PM (ivXxG)
Kavanaugh swing in the wind. Based on experience. They have given every
red state dem a reason to vote no and the rino sisters too. And if that
happens they can kiss majorities in both houses goodbye. Why vote for
them? Eeeyore, yep, but again based on experience.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 11:26 PM (r+sAi)
Someone is not keeping up with current events.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 11:34 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 11:35 PM (Tf/vJ)
For 48 hours I thought the gop grew a backbone. Fool me 273 times, shame on me.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (ogUCI)
https://tinyurl.com/y8zz3edy
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (w+Jhj)
What the hell are they thinking?
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2018 11:34 PM (ivXxG)
They are thinking that Edsel can accuse him of anything she wants and then Dems will be able to claim he did not deny her claims under oath.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (FTXAT)
* V8. I'm still not sold on the turbocharged Eco-whatever 4 cylinder. If they'd slap an SVO badge on them I'd be more receptive, though.
The only hot rod I ever owned was an '81 Capri with the 2.3 Turbo four and a four-speed. Couldn't put your foot in it until after you'd warmed it up real good or it sounded like the valvetrain was going to explode through the hood. That thing would handle, tho'. You could be going 30, grab a handful of steering wheel and pull. The tires wouldn't even bark. It did want to throw you out the window.
Couldn't find gas with enough octane to keep it happy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 11:27 PM (HaL55)
New truck is 305 horse power out of a V6... pretty dang quick.
Modern technology is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (NgKpN)
Dems are going to parlay this into making the midterms about the Supreme Court. That's what this is about. It's a strong motivator for Democrat turnout, so it can't happen before the Midterms. The GOP, if they can be counted on for anything, can be counted on to run away from the Progressive lynch mob.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 11:31 PM (db5dt)
I'll take that bet. I think you're full of shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:37 PM (je6Oi)
This whole facing your accuser thing is making it far too hard to smear and defame innocent Republican men, obviously not what the Founders really meant, so let's just do away with it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 20, 2018 11:37 PM (Cv0h7)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 11:37 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 11:37 PM (KP5rU)
I wish they made those cheap electronic picture frames that would play a GIF. I'd have one on my desk at work with that on it.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
I rewatched the video of her "collapsing" at the 9/11 Memorial. I can't get over how odd it was. She doesn't look like someone who was passing out in the heat. She was stiff as a board, leaned up against that cement thing. She was stiff when they put her in the SUV.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:38 PM (+lVUW)
https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2004/10/25
Posted by: Lone Ranger at September 20, 2018 11:38 PM (or1nP)
moved to Porsche. Yeah I know the Porsches I can afford (maybe, sort of)
are still flat fours, but the only ride better than a BMW is a Porsche.
Only 70, so when I get old Ima gonna get a Panamera.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 20, 2018 11:33 PM (kbKN+)
Moved to? The BMW 1600Tii, and 2002 from the late '60's-early '70s were four bangers from the git-go, and they are what earned BMW its reputation in the North American enthusiast market. The first BMWs that most of us ever saw.
Now they made some really beautiful cars pre-War and early post-War, but those are rare exotics in North America.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:38 PM (iwUO9)
Isn't that what he has been doing? Is there really any new information until she adds her piece?
That's how you know how dumb these Dims are. What did Kavanaugh do on that conference call that the Dems refused to attend? Testify about Ford's accusation.
Were I Kavanaugh, I would make it obnoxiously clear that I HAD testified before Ford.
What the hell are they thinking?
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2018 11:34 PM (ivXxG)
There are now THREE other witnesses, Kav and TWO others, who say this never happened...
THREE to one... kind of dumb the Senate is even going forward with this.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:38 PM (NgKpN)
For 48 hours I thought the gop grew a backbone. Fool me 273 times, shame on me.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (ogUCI)
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Please post a link that says Grassley has agreed to further delays.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 11:38 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 11:39 PM (EZkQC)
Did you hear about the exploding trailer? Odds of it being a meth lab?
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
60 yr old guy that lived alone. I dunno. news said something about a propane leak.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:39 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 11:27 PM (HaL55)
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New truck is 305 horse power out of a V6... pretty dang quick.
Modern technology is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (NgKpN)
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It's pretty amazing to look back at the fast cars of my youth (looking at you, 5.0 Mustangs) and how modern appliance Accords and Camry-s are performing similarly or better.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 11:39 PM (n9hQQ)
Dems are going to parlay this into making the midterms about the Supreme Court. That's what this is about. It's a strong motivator for Democrat turnout, so it can't happen before the Midterms. The GOP, if they can be counted on for anything, can be counted on to run away from the Progressive lynch mob.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 11:31 PM (db5dt)
I'll take that bet. I think you're full of shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:37 PM (je6Oi)
Dems will try, but the LAST election was partly about that exact issue...
They will lose.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 11:40 PM (5ZRXN)
What have I missed?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 11:37 PM (r+sAi)
Well first, the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat and turned into oil. And then the Arabs came- and they bought mercedes-benzes. And then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 11:40 PM (Tf/vJ)
I said upthread I think delaying again is a mistake.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:41 PM (CiCKR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM
My vote would be _Three Days of the Condor_.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (YTxkQ)
Flash Gordon or Doc Savage. Possibly the Poseidon Adventure.
Posted by: KIndltot at September 20, 2018 11:41 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Max Power at September 20, 2018 11:41 PM (QCc6B)
Who is next? I say Murkie by 4pm est today.
And I stand by my prediction that Kav withdraws by tomorrow EOB.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 17, 2018 01:58 PM (iD4Ml)
Posted by: and so it goes at September 20, 2018 11:41 PM (ct/rV)
Modern technology is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (NgKpN)
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It's pretty amazing to look back at the fast cars of my youth (looking at you, 5.0 Mustangs) and how modern appliance Accords and Camry-s are performing similarly or better.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 11:39 PM (n9hQQ)
Yup, add in an 8 speed transmission... with a VERY high top gear... reasonable gas mileage AND performance if you put your foot in it.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 11:40 PM (Tf/vJ)
NOT THE SHOES!!!!!
Posted by: the Manolo at September 20, 2018 11:41 PM (zCyNd)
New truck is 305 horse power out of a V6... pretty dang quick.
Modern technology is a wonderful thing.
The 4.3 Big Six that's in Betsy II is 165.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 11:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mork from Ork at September 20, 2018 11:41 PM (IqV8l)
https://tinyurl.com/y8zz3edy
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (w+Jhj)
You have to award style points for that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:42 PM (iwUO9)
THREE to one... kind of dumb the Senate is even going forward with this.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:38 PM (NgKpN)
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I don't think they've said it didn't happen. Even Smyth has said they weren't at the party she describes.
This of course is where Mazie Insano wants men to step up and just "do the right thing", break the "boys' club" and corroborate Ford's story, whether or not it matches with their recollection.
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2018 11:42 PM (ivXxG)
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2018 11:42 PM (ivXxG)
Posted by: a bird at September 20, 2018 11:42 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 16, 2018 06:44 PM (xvv5R)
Posted by: and so it goes at September 20, 2018 11:43 PM (ct/rV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:42 PM (iwUO9)
Certainly makes a statement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 11:43 PM (Tf/vJ)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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Yeah. I just looked up details. Lived alone with his kitten, liked by his neighbors. Sad.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2018 11:44 PM (YgbOr)
This of course is where Mazie Insano wants men to step up and just "do the right thing", break the "boys' club" and corroborate Ford's story, whether or not it matches with their recollection.
Posted by: Axeman at September 20, 2018 11:42 PM (ivXxG)
All three have said they have no recollection of what the hell she is talking about.
Which legally, is the only answer.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo"
Yep. My .45, but it was loaded with ratshot. Little f'er jumped right as pulled the trigger and I blew the Sheit outa the pillow he was sitting on.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: a bird at September 20, 2018 11:44 PM (N1ZXu)
Bail Forfeit!
Posted by: a nervous judge at September 20, 2018 11:44 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 11:40 PM (5ZRXN)
Last I saw was "relieved of duties", pending investigation. And lost his computer log-in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:45 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 11:45 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: a bird at September 20, 2018 11:44 PM (N1ZXu)
Pity, that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:46 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:45 PM (iwUO9)
There's always a workaround.
Posted by: Awan Sharia-compliant IT services, Inc. at September 20, 2018 11:46 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 11:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 20, 2018 11:46 PM (n9hQQ)
You have to award style points for that.
That was impressive. Talk about sending a message, that'd sure do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 11:46 PM (HaL55)
Which one?
Posted by: Lone Ranger at September 20, 2018 11:47 PM (or1nP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 11:47 PM (Tf/vJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y8zz3edy
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:36 PM (w+Jhj)
You have to award style points for that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:42 PM (iwUO9)
Can't say I blame the decapitator... maybe the judge will think twice before unleashing a pedophile on the community again if only to keep from having to power wash his stoop.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Krett Bavanaugh, Goateed Rapist Doppelganger at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (Jft2/)
Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: a bird"
What makes you say that? It's not on a satire site. Regular news source.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (w+Jhj)
Dems are going to parlay this into making the midterms about the Supreme Court. That's what this is about. It's a strong motivator for Democrat turnout, so it can't happen before the Midterms. The GOP, if they can be counted on for anything, can be counted on to run away from the Progressive lynch mob.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 11:31 PM (db5dt)
I'll take that bet. I think you're full of shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:37 PM (je6Oi)
Dems will try, but the LAST election was partly about that exact issue...
They will lose.
Posted by: Don Q at September 20, 2018 11:39 PM (NgKpN)
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Yep. If that happens its because Rs stayed home in pique, not realizing or not caring that if Ds get the house NONE OF TRUMPS PROMISES GET THROUGH.
Posted by: Jackal at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 16, 2018 06:44 PM (xvv5R)
Oh FFS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (je6Oi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIjR1klUjN4
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Does this mean Hillary is going to have a second career doing adult diaper commercials?
Dole went into advertising boner pills. It could work.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2018 11:49 PM (MTjB1)
Well first, the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat and turned into oil. And then the Arabs came- and they bought mercedes-benzes. And then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Johnny!
Posted by: Mork from Ork at September 20, 2018 11:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 11:46 PM (HaL55)
I liked how they said (twice) how the headless body was "slumped" against the front of the house. It's not like you'd expect a headless body to be sitting bolt upright, is it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:49 PM (iwUO9)
However, we got Trump, and not HRC Pantsuit, and that alone has been dynamite. We have a chance now. I hope we don't sit back and squander it. I can't control the stupid GOPe, but I can make my voice heard.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:50 PM (CiCKR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:49 PM (iwUO9)
Maybe posed with a manikin stand giving a jaunty salute? It's cap at a rakish angle?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 20, 2018 11:50 PM (Tf/vJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y8zz3edy
Posted by: AshevilleRober
Well, that's a damn shame.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:51 PM (+lVUW)
Was he even doing any real work anyways? Now he gets to officially sit around and do nothing and still get paid, while he uses his personal laptop to do stuff for the socialists.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:51 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: NCKate at September 20, 2018 11:51 PM (Jv60O)
"My Babies are American Made".
Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 11:51 PM (EZkQC)
It's a great story, but it's fake. The picture comes from a murder that took place in Jackson, Miss., but it had nothing to do with a pedophile and nothing to do with a judge. Sorry to be Debbie Downer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2018 11:52 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Zapp Branigan at September 20, 2018 11:52 PM (a+4RB)
Posted by: NCKate at September 20, 2018 11:52 PM (Jv60O)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 20, 2018 11:53 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 11:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 11:54 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2018 11:52 PM (V2Yro)
That a murder and decapitation didn't happen?! Well, I see that as good news.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:54 PM (CiCKR)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (w+Jhj)
Actually, it looks pretty hinky to me, too. NY Herald, back in newspaper days, was like National Enquirer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:55 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: sWIFTY at September 20, 2018 11:56 PM (9LZdt)
Posted by: a bird at September 20, 2018 11:44 PM (N1ZXu)
Even more of a damn shame.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2018 11:56 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: JTB at September 20, 2018 11:57 PM (V+03K)
Oh, I read it wrong. Dammit.
Yes, it is a shame. Pedos should be shot or kept in jail forever.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:57 PM (CiCKR)
It's a no brainer...
Posted by: Max Power"
And if the map ever needs an update, expect to pay and pay and then pay some more.
Had a BMW Z3. Sweet 6 cyl engine and handled like a dream but the roof leaked and it was starting to smoke a bit (valve guides) and when I found out how much it would be to fix it I sold it to a guy that flew down from NY and paid me cash for it and drove it off. Then I bought the WRX STi.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 20, 2018 11:57 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 11:54 PM (CiCKR)
Given that the murder-ee was a child molester, I'd say that counts as bad news.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:57 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: a bird at September 20, 2018 11:44 PM (N1ZXu)
Even more of a damn shame.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I've been in a "mood" since I heard that that bitch that helped with the kidnapping and rape of 14 year old Elizabeth Smart got released from prison.
Remember the good, old days when kidnapping was a capital offense?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:58 PM (+lVUW)
Remember the good, old days when kidnapping was a capital offense?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 20, 2018 11:58 PM (+lVUW)
We can't afford the electricity to deal properly with kidnappers.
Global warming, doncha know?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:59 PM (je6Oi)
Posted by: NCKate"
Well darn it. So much for the good news of the day.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (UAukn)
Ithaca 37 with the slug barrel and #4's. AT 6-8' the pattern is about the size of a golf ball. Like being hit with a subsonic sledgehammer.
And PLEASE don't be one of those who doesn't have one in the spout. You won't have time to rack one and the shotgun makes a poor club.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (FTXAT)
The problem is nobody knows if he was actually a pedophile or not. This is a guy who never got his day in court; he was murdered while out on bail.
No matter how you feel about pedophiles, you shouldn't be cheering over this.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (PUmDY)
Kav is dead. Flake just killed it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 16, 2018 06:44 PM (xvv5R)
Oh FFS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (je6Oi)
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Then Flake had better field dress the carcass and harvest the meat.
You kill it, you clean it.
Flake looks like the kind of guy who would waste it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:57 PM (iwUO9)
See 584. I read it wrong. ^facepalm*
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:01 AM (CiCKR)
Global warming, doncha know?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:59 PM (je6Oi)
The solar power plant in the desert sw of Las Vegas, the one that's been cooking birds in flight? It could be re-purposed, yannow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:02 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 21, 2018 12:02 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: filbert at September 20, 2018 11:00 PM (953wK)
I was always impressed by Susan Olivia Cuthbert-Kline
Posted by: KIndltot at September 21, 2018 12:03 AM (mUa7G)
Kav is dead. Flake just killed it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 16, 2018 06:44 PM (xvv5R)
Oh FFS.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 20, 2018 11:48 PM (je6Oi)
Isn't Flake's initial wavering Sat/Sun the reason today's vote was canceled in favor of the delayed hearing for Monday? If Kav's nomination does fall that prediction would be accurate.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:04 AM (rnXGe)
435i, with the 6 cylinder twin turbo
Posted by: Weirddave at September 21, 2018 12:04 AM (hDpEf)
pedophile or not. This is a guy who never got his day in court; he was
murdered while out on bail.
No matter how you feel about pedophiles, you shouldn't be cheering over this.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (h2Bdk)
Well, it appears the whole story was fiction, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:04 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 12:05 AM (5ZRXN)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (UAukn)
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Please post a link proving this is true.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 12:05 AM (I16G8)
Isn't Flake's initial wavering Sat/Sun the reason today's vote was canceled in favor of the delayed hearing for Monday? If Kav's nomination does fall that prediction would be accurate.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:04 AM (rnXGe)
Yep. Had he kept his trap shut the vote would have taken place today. Instead it ws delayed to Monday, now to next Thursday then another and another.
Kav is kaput.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 12:06 AM (UAukn)
That might not be true, but it's a serious allegation, if true. In the movie Primary Colors, the Hillary-like character orders the disposal of somebody who got in the way and we know that the author of Primary Colors worked on the Clinton campaign.
Hillary didn't demand an FBI investigation into her rumors and accusations--that means she's Gillibrand-guilty, doesn't it?
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 12:06 AM (ivXxG)
pedophile or not. This is a guy who never got his day in court; he was
murdered while out on bail.
No matter how you feel about pedophiles, you shouldn't be cheering over this.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (h2Bdk)
No sympathy here Ace's liver. If someone is caught with kiddie porn on their computer and diddling an 8 year old, he should be held without bail until trial because he definitely IS a threat to the community. I have no issue with people handling threats to their children with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:06 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:06 AM (FTXAT)
The point is you don't know if any of that is true.
Also, even if it is true, once the word gets out nobody lets a suspected pedo spend time with their children. So he's not much of a threat to the community.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:09 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 12:05 AM (I16G
He can't... I have been hitting refresh on Grassley's press release page and the calendar for the Senate Judiciary Committee like a crack addicted monkey hitting a crack dispenser. Nothing has changed.
Scanks is apparently not happy unless he can make others upset.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:09 AM (FTXAT)
Money swinging to no vote in Sept at 82%. Bettors know the Grassley cave is imminent.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 20, 2018 11:11 PM (0LHZx)
Back to Eeyoring, I see.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 11:13 PM (iwUO9)
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Looks like an investment opportunity to me, although not quite as good as the last one on November 7, 2016, when the number wasn't 82%, but 92%.
Never going to get those good of odds again, but 82% is a still a good payout.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 12:09 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (PUmDY)
I think a troll might be socking neverskankles to make the trolling seem more poignant and effective.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 12:10 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 12:10 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 12:11 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:11 AM (PMKe/)
nobody lets a suspected pedo spend time with their children. So he's
not much of a threat to the community.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:09 AM (h2Bdk)
Yah, no. Pedophiles don't just not abuse children because noone is entrusting children to their care. They will grab them off the street.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:11 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:09 AM (h2Bdk)
You'd be surprised how stupid people can be. Especially Christians. That's a whole other story I may tell sometime, but I hope I protected a 4 and 5 year old. Little girls.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (CiCKR)
Yes. An online betting parlor definitely has its finger on the pulse of the political class. People never make stupid bets.
NS - your shtick is tiresome.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:09 AM (FTXAT)
Its weird. He needs a hobby.
Posted by: LASue at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (UAukn)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (PUmDY
He's #chickenlittle.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 12:13 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Farmer at September 20, 2018 10:13 PM (yJ1e6)
Goodnight brother. You're a mensch.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 10:16
Glad we had a good chat. I 'm awake now and looking for a snack.
I think that's cool, I don't know if I've been a mensch, but I am at least 1% Jewish accorinng to the DNA.
Go figure, I'm tots against any discriniination.
Posted by: Farmer at September 21, 2018 12:13 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2018 12:13 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: LASue at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (Z48ZB)
Maybe he should try stamp collecting?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:13 AM (FTXAT)
435i, with the 6 cylinder twin turbo
Posted by: Weirddave at S
with x drive?
you should definitely get the awd, you will find it lots more fun to drive. you may find you drive 10 mph or more faster than ususal because the drive like the are on rails.
you won't have lots more wear on the tires because of the awd, however, you may have issues if you have a blowout since you have to have the same diameter on your wheels you will wear your differential and coupling out faster.
subaru and audi have some of the worst tread tolerances, they have to be within 2/32 and 4/32 respectively.
get the awd.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 12:14 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:14 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 12:14 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:15 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: LASue at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (Z48ZB)
Maybe he should try stamp collecting?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:13 AM (FTXAT)
Why not coin collecting, far more lucrative?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 12:15 AM (hVHEm)
628 Weird skank isn't always like this.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 12:14 AM (0OmEj)
Really? He spent the first half of the year declaring that Trump has sold us out on amnesty and the wall.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 12:16 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:16 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at S
so, how do you like it? have not come across anyone who did not love them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 12:16 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (PUmDY
He's #chickenlittle.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 12:13 AM (cAnNx)
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He's often concerned.
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 12:16 AM (ivXxG)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:16 AM (rnXGe)
with kiddie porn on their computer and diddling an 8 year old, he should
be held without bail until trial because he definitely IS a threat to
the community. I have no issue with people handling threats to their
children with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:06 AM (FTXAT)
I would be wary of convicting a person as a pedo if the only evidence against them was the existence of kiddie porn on their computer. How do you know that evidence was not planted by a crooked investigator, or landed in the subject's computer by virtue of some malware? Heck, you or I could have kiddie porn in a machine, sitting in C:\Windows\system32, disguised as an obscure .dll file. Do you know the function and proper size of every file in your operating system? I sure don't.
I think a conviction should be contingent upon proving that the suspect trafficked in such things, and sent to and received from other pedos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:17 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 12:17 AM (MTjB1)
And wanted to specific model smart phones to buy. Again.
Last time this guy actually read the bottom of the phone boxes to see if they were the specific sub-model he was looking for. Hence why I remember him and his wife.
Each bought two phones because Wal-Mart limits you to the purchase of two phones in a transaction.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:17 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 11:40 PM (5ZRXN)
Last I saw was "relieved of duties", pending investigation. And lost his computer log-in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 20
That is great news!
Posted by: LASue at September 21, 2018 12:18 AM (Z48ZB)
Scanks is apparently not happy unless he can make others upset.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:09 AM (FTXAT)
That's pretty much the definition of a troll.
As an aside, Hillary's nickname used to be "Cankles", which is self-explanatory. But when did it morph into "Skankles"? A skank is a woman who is sexually overactive. I prefer not to think of Hillary in that way.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 12:18 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 12:18 AM (5ZRXN)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (CiCKR)
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Bless your heart.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:18 AM (Oizsv)
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 12:18 AM (sdi6R)
Its actually impossible to think of her that way. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:19 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 12:19 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 12:20 AM (HoNxB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 20
That is great news!
Posted by: LASue at September 21, 2018 12:18 AM (Z48ZB)
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Well, if you can't fire civil servants, you can at least give them a mop and a bucket.
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 12:20 AM (ivXxG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:20 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:17 AM (2/pWp)
Really? Why?
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:20 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 12:20 AM (MTjB1)
No, Jay, I think each element of that is wrong. Judicial appointments and the wall are not alternatives, nor do they draw on the same political capital (obviously, as demonstrated by how things have gone the last 2 years). Also, judiciary (for once) is not the main or even a major villain on this. The refusal to secure the border has been a policy disaster, consciously adopted by two or more administrations and actively/passively indulged by Congresses going on 20 years.
There is not the slightest possible impact on this issue from a changed judiciary, since they were not behind the problem to start with. The "wall" would be a tangible, effective expression of will that would greatly reduce the possibility of major backsliding by a future administration (not to zero, but much lower). Aside from its immediate, dramatic impact on every aspect of illegal mass migration - criminal, economic, social (I don't think people really understand what a sea change it would be).
Calm Mentor, confused - yes, indeed, signature issue for Trump - the simplest, most important, most broadly popular specific action he campaigned on, of all of them. So the complete failure on this front (the talk of current work is mostly BS, one of Trump's most regrettable/least defensible exaggerations) is not good.
But as my comment specified, the failure was political - not practical, as in failing to have everything done by now. Nobody in any GOP primary - and we'll see in any general - walked the plank over wall funding. No big votes in Congress (note that this pattern of almost no consequential/high profile votes continues).
As I said, it was a question of forcing the politics back into the politics, on this issue. Making people take a stand (incumbents, with actual votes, challengers, with their positions). Oh - Trump talked trash, specifically on this issue, several times, earlier this year - threatening "govt. shut-down" over it.
Instead - based on what he said tonight - it appears the WH has surrendered to the hilarious unserious plea of the GOP to "consider it after the election". How many other hot topics, that are politically one-sided in 80% of districts and states (in favor of the wall), does a ruling party want to put off until *after* an election? When their opponents can be skewered and tortured and damaged with it? Right.
As I also said, this puts all the chips on a dramatic GOP victory in November (actually, something I consider fairly likely) - to redbanzai's point. I don't think the WH taking "shut down" off the table, after threatening it for months, reflects (what would be reckless) high confidence about November. I think it reflects GOP victory over Trump on this vital issue. Few to no GOP incumbents have been replaced (primaried) or even seriously challenged this cycle, certainly not on the "wall" as an issue.
The parallels with O-care are sickening, funny, and outrageous. The same GOP incumbents who voted aggressively for border security, for years, and bragged about it ...... are mysteriously uninterested in it the nanosecond they have power. Sort of like another signature topic they ran on for 6 years.
I'm not predicting the future, but I'm applying actual recent history and political logic to a key topic, and it is very discouraging, if one honestly considers things.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 12:21 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at S
yes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 12:21 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 12:16 AM (cAnNx)
I won't defend the Kav withdrawal prediction but we are back to catch-and-release and we don't see much of a wall being built even though we were told the upside of the CR cave last spring was that Trump could use some of the huge spending increase for construction. Then there was another massive CR passed a few days ago very quietly.
That's not necessarily Trump's fault but it is the pussy Congressional GOP's who apparently want to lose both houses in 6 weeks.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:21 AM (rnXGe)
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:21 AM (Oizsv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:12 AM (fA1SL)
You know the daytime neverskankles sounds different from the nighttime one. I haven't checked hashes, but maybe two individuals are using the same machine in shifts? Daytime one is much less annoying in manner, and often comments more sociably on other topics. Nighttime is all Eeyore, all the time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:22 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:22 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:18 AM (Oizsv)
I think about them sometimes. I so hope I got thru, or God used my words to get through to him and others. He was a Youth Pastor too, so his leadership role was critical.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:22 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: Psycho Chicken at September 21, 2018 12:22 AM (RE8Ho)
titties?.... And arcordians and Armored Trains? And fucking Scandi
Metal? What the hell is going on here? Palp, take it away!
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 12:20 AM (HoNxB)
It should be. I can cover the skandi metal though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GWpg9QFwWI
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:22 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 12:20 AM (ivXxG)
When I was working with civil servants one of the guys managed to piss off his boss. He spent the next month dusting unopened, obsolete software boxes in an unheated warehouse on base. This was the warehouse we threw old furniture and such because we wanted to throw it away but there was too much paperwork involved in actually getting it out of the property database.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:23 AM (h2Bdk)
No honest man should need that many phones (and specific sub-models no less), they may be up to something malicious.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 12:23 AM (hVHEm)
Mutant NORK kiddo sings praises of Marshal Tito, with accordion accompaniment
https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:24 AM (fA1SL)
Kav is kaput.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 12:06 AM (UAukn)
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Post a link, dipshit. You also assured us Kavanaugh would drop out by EOD last Tuesday. Show your work.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 12:24 AM (I16G8)
But this is the second time I've had to deal with this swarthy shrimp of a Hadji whom I swear said "allah allah" on the phone as I was trying to help him.
But this guy looks for specific sub-models of phone before purchasing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:24 AM (2/pWp)
you should flash it get another 100hp and up torque by 100 too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 12:24 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (qUahL)
Just don't take it to Brennan. You already know why.
(and I'd not bother doing your own "search" on the model numbers, to see what's up. bet That'd get you on the wrong lists, even faster than being of Teh Horde!)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:17 AM (2/pWp)
I hope you recorded the serial numbers of those phones!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (iwUO9)
My Mossberg has two barrels it wears. 18.5 in in the house and the
regular long one out in the open. Simple pump action is very reliable.
My handgun is a berretta 9mm. We have two ar-s in the house as well.
Choices are good.
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 20, 2018 11:30 PM (0OmEj)
My Mossberg 500 was my first gun that I bought with my own money. Many decades ago. Still have it today, added a short barrel years ago and keep it loaded with 1 Buck. I sleep well.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at S
Yes. I tried Kling-ons, Tribbles, coffee, peppermint soap for women, and a few other things. No traction. Que Sera, Sera. I get it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh, President of MoonTower Club at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (HoNxB)
evidence against them was the existence of kiddie porn on their
computer. How do you know that evidence was not planted by a crooked
investigator, or landed in the subject's computer by virtue of some
malware? Heck, you or I could have kiddie porn in a machine, sitting in
C:\Windows\system32, disguised as an obscure .dll file. Do you know the
function and proper size of every file in your operating system? I sure
don't.
I think a conviction should be contingent upon proving that
the suspect trafficked in such things, and sent to and received from
other pedos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:17 AM (iwUO9)
I think they can tell how such materials came to be on a computer (I think that because of vaguely remembered news articles that I think talked about exoneration using those methods). Honestly, from what I have read about the subject, such a theoretical pervert would be more dangerous to the community because he had shown a propensity to assault children than for the kiddie porn.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (rnAwa)
surrendered to the hilarious unserious plea of the GOP to "consider it
after the election". How many other hot topics, that are politically
one-sided in 80% of districts and states (in favor of the wall), does a
ruling party want to put off until *after* an election? When their
opponents can be skewered and tortured and damaged with it? Right."
Ah yes, they'll consider it after the next election. It's not like the GOP hasn't said that for every single election for the past 20 years. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me for 10 federal election cycles, you're a Republican!
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:26 AM (rnXGe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (qUahL)
They can test for that sort of thing?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:27 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at S
some rulings have held that there is no reliable way to know who put info on a computer or that the owner even knew it was there.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 21, 2018 12:27 AM (MTjB1)
https://youtu.be/ebChsebTvxw
Accordionist - he's seen some shit, ya can tell. Also, was tried at the Hague.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:28 AM (fA1SL)
One possible reason is the guy is selling them for a profit in the Mid East. If so that raises the question of how many are being bundled with remote detonation IEDs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:28 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:25 AM (qUahL)
I got some ideas. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:28 AM (9Om/r)
Rachel, "Mr. Decker is this test supposed to see if I am lesbian or a Replicant?"
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:29 AM (2/pWp)
Since, days ago, the likes of even Corker and Flake said "testimony Monday, or vote Monday", I don't see the evidence of a "GOP collapse" anywhere.
And Ed Whelan, whatever his doubtless merits, has beclowned himself with this stupid attempt to "explain" something that doesn't need to be explained, but proven, by the perpetrator (Ford and co.).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 12:29 AM (QDnY+)
Here you go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxex_3IK1Kw
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:30 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:30 AM (9Om/r)
>> lesbian test.
And that was post #666. Who is this good authority, and what led to this conclusion?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:30 AM (PMKe/)
beclowned himself with this stupid attempt to "explain" something that
doesn't need to be explained, but proven, by the perpetrator (Ford and
co.).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 12:29 AM (QDnY+)
Double cosign this... WTF was he thinking?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:30 AM (FTXAT)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8kudrnz
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:31 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:28 AM (2/pWp)
It all depends on who he's selling them to, but I guarantee the number is much greater than 0.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 12:31 AM (hVHEm)
It seems that fluid built up at the incision site, so much so, it came out through a tiny hole.
Freaked is such an inadequate word to express how felt as I saw all this fluid seep from my belly...
So I'm not in a cheery frame of mind at the moment.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:32 AM (Oizsv)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:32 AM (fA1SL)
Don't become discouraged, nobody said this would be an easy battle. We are fighting a clever and determined enemy, well entrenched.
Eventual victory is ours, as I alluded to earlier. Getting there is a hard slog.
But we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at September 21, 2018 12:32 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 12:23 AM (hVHEm)
That reminds me of the "no honest man needs over $x in cash" argument. Just because you can't think of a reason doesn't mean there isn't one. If he's doing something illegal, bust him for that.
Besides which, lemme let you in on a little secret, as a guy who spent a few decades working for a mobile network provider. The telecoms can track people who use multiple phones if the feds want them to. When you have a phone powered up and you move from cell to cell that all gets recorded. It turns out between where you are and who you call telecom companies can say with almost 100% certainty you're the same person who was using this other number last week.
It's probably a little tricky to get a warrant based on usage fingerprinting, but who gets warrants these days?
The whole "burner" idea is mostly a trap for criminals who lack imagination.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:32 AM (h2Bdk)
profit in the Mid East. If so that raises the question of how many are
being bundled with remote detonation IEDs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:28 AM (2/pWp)
If one were using them as detonators, wouldn't make sense to use the cheapest phones going, like the little flip phones? Or does this smart phone port the ring tone to the USB port?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:33 AM (iwUO9)
The situation you describe sounds hinky, with the buying of multiple phones of a particular model.
Posted by: Emmie at September 21, 2018 12:33 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:27 AM (FTXAT)
Apparently they can.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:33 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:26 AM (rnXGe)
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Good Lord, you are tiresome. Please provide a link with context.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 12:33 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: irongrampa at September 21, 2018 12:32 AM (S/hVx)
Night.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 12:33 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:34 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:34 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:34 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: mindful webworker - stuck in the stacks again at September 21, 2018 12:35 AM (O36rv)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:17 AM (iwUO9)
******************
He was turned in by a mother who said he molested her eight year old daughter.
If it was she it wasn't a lover's quarrel; However, he may have had other bad habits - drugs - which may also have been the cause of his demise.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 12:35 AM (EZkQC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:35 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 12:35 AM (hVHEm)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr5pDE_n0SY
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:35 AM (9Om/r)
Sororities have been known to do this as part of hazing rituals for the pledges. They make 'em watch lesbo porn and, uh, check for reactions.
I'll leave it to your imagination what checking for reactions consists of.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:33 AM (iwUO9)
If they were actually using them for detonators it makes some sense they'd be picky about the model, because you'd expect they have a diagram and some instructions that say "cut this and solder here", and unless they're engineers who want to spend a whole lot of time on it they'd want the phone that matches the instructions.
The actual phone type wouldn't matter as much as whether or not it matched the instructions.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (h2Bdk)
It seems that fluid built up at the incision site, so much so, it came out through a tiny hole.
Freaked is such an inadequate word to express how felt as I saw all this fluid seep from my belly...
So I'm not in a cheery frame of mind at the moment.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:32 AM (Oizsv)
Oh geez. Just what you need. I hate surgery complications.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (CiCKR)
I'll also find out hopefully if the mass is benign.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (Oizsv)
To be a valid, a Lesbian Test requires a neutral, qualified observer.
I'm neutral. I'd tag either chick in the fray. Qualified, too. Not a single adverse Yelp review, but plenty of appreciative Yelps, Moans, Screams n' Groans.
And those were just for my lousy jokes!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
705 >> I got some ideas. lol
Sororities have been known to do this as part of hazing rituals for the pledges. They make 'em watch lesbo porn and, uh, check for reactions.
I'll leave it to your imagination what checking for reactions consists of.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (PMKe/)
You sure you didn't just see that in a lesbian porn?
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 12:37 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 12:33 AM (I16G
Are you not capable of forming an opinion without having a link first to tell you what to think? What link do you require to believe that the squishes in the GOP have been saying that same shit for 20 years? "Just need to win one more election before we can do any of the things we've been promising during campaigns" even though they currently hold both houses of Congress and the Presidency?
Some of us ARE capable of basic thought without needing links.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (rnXGe)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (N1ZXu)
If it was she it wasn't a lover's quarrel; However, he may have had
other bad habits - drugs - which may also have been the cause of his
demise.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 12:35 AM (EZkQC)
Pretty sure the "decap-a-pedo" story is fake. But I agree one needs to have eyewitness testimony, plus circumstantial evidence, or more than one kind of circumstantial evidence.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (g5irn)
the one that's been cooking birds in flight? It could be re-purposed,
yannow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:02 AM (iwUO9)
Just outside Tonapah Nevada. When I first saw it the first thing I thought of was the Eye of Sauron. Glowing white orb on top of a tall slender tower.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (gEvQ8)
>> lesbian test.
And that was post #666. Who is this good authority, and what led to this conclusion?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:30 AM (PMKe/)
The devil made me do it. The authority may also be motivated by dark forces.
I noticed a woman's ass in a kind of non-sexy work overall. It looked very firm and powerful. So I wondered.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:40 AM (PMKe/)
I'll also find out hopefully if the mass is benign.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (Oizsv)
Prayers ascending, SMH.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 12:40 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (h2Bdk)
They'd need to be capable of using international SIM cards. How many el-cheapo Wal-Mart models are?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:40 AM (rnXGe)
https://youtu.be/JFteJlDJvqY
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:35 AM (fA1SL)
The NATO-Serb war had me scratching my head. It's always held up as the time when a war was won completely through air power, but when it was all over we sent in a bunch of guys to do BDA, and it turned out we destroyed almost nothing from the air - our planners were almost completely taken in by plywood decoys and blow up tanks. So why did the Serbs give up?
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:40 AM (h2Bdk)
I noticed a woman's ass in a kind of non-sexy work overall. It looked very firm and powerful. So I wondered.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (qUahL)
Soooo uh....need some more details on this powerful ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:41 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 12:19 AM (0OmEj)
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That's about the extent of it.
I don't think there are many here who would be shocked if the GOP bungles this, whether deliberately or inadvertently.
But that's no reason to weep and tear out your hair preemptively ---- unless you're into that sort of thing for its own sake.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 12:42 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:34 AM (CiCKR)
I miss my yard lesbians, but they're much happier at the farm. More room to run around and do their thing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:42 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (Oizsv)
**********
Prayer sent.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 12:42 AM (EZkQC)
https://youtu.be/JFteJlDJvqY
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:35 AM (fA1SL)
The NATO-Serb war had me scratching my head. It's always held up as the time when a war was won completely through air power, but when it was all over we sent in a bunch of guys to do BDA, and it turned out we destroyed almost nothing from the air - our planners were almost completely taken in by plywood decoys and blow up tanks. So why did the Serbs give up?
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:40 AM (h2Bdk)
Also, could they not have used a guy who can hold a tune for the singing?
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:42 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:43 AM (Oizsv)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (rnXGe)
If you are advancing the claim that Grassley has agreed to a delay until next Thursday, then a link is required. If you are simply bemoaning the general lack of spine being shown by the GOP so far, then links are unnecessary.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:43 AM (iwUO9)
"With the best record in baseball and a playoff berth already secured, Boston (104-49) closed out a once-tight division race with nine games to spare. J.D. Martinez and the Red Sox, alone in first place since July 2, will open the postseason at home in Fenway Park on Oct. 5 against an opponent to be determined."
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Go Oakland A's!
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 21, 2018 12:43 AM (UKcmf)
Kosovo was an unforgivable betrayal of the principles of modern diplomacy and statesmanship.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:43 AM (fA1SL)
Some of us ARE capable of basic thought without needing links.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:39 AM (rnXGe)
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OK, so you got nothing and can not prove your argument. Shit, I would have more respect if you would just nut up, just once, and say that. Instead, you speculate. Worthless.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 21, 2018 12:43 AM (I16G8)
I noticed a woman's ass in a kind of non-sexy work overall.
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I'm worried about this authority -- you may be falling in with the wrong crowd.
And yep, we're gonna need to see the ass in question.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:43 AM (PMKe/)
I miss my yard lesbians, but they're much happier at the farm. More room to run around and do their thing.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:42 AM (qUahL)
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In my imaginary sex plantation, house lesbians > yard lesbians
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2018 12:44 AM (g5irn)
I'll also find out hopefully if the mass is benign.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (Oizsv)
Good luck, SMH.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (sdi6R)
You sure you didn't just see that in a lesbian porn?
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 12:37 AM (cAnNx)
Yea, I think that is wishful thinking on his part. Totally publius. lol
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (CiCKR)
But apart from the extremes, I don't consider there to be "bad choices" for home defense - all depends on the situation, the scenario, and the person.
And the M-1 carbine, given all the correct assumptions, can indeed be an excellent choice. If you're going with a rifle vs. shotgun or handgun, it's a very good option. Small, light, short, easy to handle and shoot. .357 ballistics with a 110g projectile - so a *lot* less power than an AR or most other rifles.
Even better, if you can afford it there are now spiffy reproductions that even use the Inland name (Kahr/Auto Ordnance also has replicas, a bit less fancy, but good - mine has been flawless).
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (QDnY+)
Only used twice.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:43 AM (Oizsv)
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Do you have a full set of service records? Cuz I may have a Chinese buyer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (g5irn)
To be a valid, a Lesbian Test requires a neutral, qualified observer.
I'm neutral. I'd tag either chick in the fray. Qualified, too.
Not a single adverse Yelp review, but plenty of appreciative Yelps,
Moans, Screams n' Groans.
And those were just for my lousy jokes!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
Still, doesn't the observer alter the observed simply through the act of observing?Would a neutral observer be a xir who is "questioning"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 21, 2018 12:40 AM (rnXGe)
And that is why Hadji is buying only a specific model. His handlers have told him, "get this one, Achmed, it can be made to work in gaza".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (iwUO9)
...Freaked is such an inadequate word to express how felt as I saw all this fluid seep from my belly...
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:32 AM (Oizsv)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 12:46 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:42 AM (qUahL)
publius head is going to explode when he reads that.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:46 AM (CiCKR)
#FordTheater
about the Dems on this whole disgusting affair.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 21, 2018 12:46 AM (Evws/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (qUahL)
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Shut up, Heisenberg!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2018 12:46 AM (g5irn)
IIRC there have actually been a few attempts at womb transplants. Alan Dean Foster wrote a whole novel around a humanoid appearing race who blew away an entire Human colony world. Just to steal women's wombs so their race could have more babies.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:47 AM (2/pWp)
Well that's why God gave you two of them.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 21, 2018 12:48 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2018 12:44 AM (g5irn)
Yup, like indoor plumbing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:48 AM (9Om/r)
Kosovo was an unforgivable betrayal of the principles of modern diplomacy and statesmanship.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:43 AM (fA1SL)
I agree with that part. I can't decide if Clinton wanted the war for some other reason or if he and Albright were really taken in by people claiming phony massacres.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:48 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:41 AM (9Om/r)
Ivanka photoshoot at the Space Museum.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:48 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: SMH
They didn't do a biopsy prior to the surgery?
Sheesh. Maybe that's SOP for ovarian cysts. My mom had one removed, about the size of a grapefruit.
I learned about the surgery about 4 months after it happened. Thanks, mom.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 12:48 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 21, 2018 12:48 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:48 AM (CiCKR)
The Hayabusa 2 spacecraft has maneuvered to within 100 meters of the tiny asteroid Ryugu and is preparing to deploy its twin rovers to the surface.
I'm reading about it at the NASASpaceflight.com site, but there doesn't seem to be any live coverage to link. If there were, it would be in Japanese.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 12:49 AM (sdi6R)
Well that's why God gave you two of them.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 21, 2018 12:48 AM (rnAwa)
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Uterii? Because we like you!
Posted by: The Mickey Mouse Club at September 21, 2018 12:49 AM (g5irn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:50 AM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:51 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:42 AM
Generally speaking, are yard lesbians house-trained? Do they stay out all winter, or do they come in out of the cold?
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 21, 2018 12:51 AM (UKcmf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 12:51 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (iwUO9)
It's hard to imagine if you wanted phones to end up in Gaza you'd buy them in the US and try to smuggle them to Gaza. Why not buy them in Egypt?
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:51 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2018 12:44 AM (g5irn)
Yard lesbians are more valuable. These are some tough, hard-working and imaginative lesbians.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:52 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:52 AM (2/pWp)
Prayers for you, SMH.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:52 AM (PMKe/)
Actually the abrupt end of the Kosovo war was and remains a bit of a mystery. At the time I figured Yeltsin made a phone call, for whatever combo of reasons. It made little sense based on what was actually going on.
But I don't consider it any failure of diplomacy, just the first ideal war to skip, and in which to rub European NATO's face, as a first step to either stirring Europe to responsible behavior or disengaging from a successful but obsolete alliance. But with idiots in power (Clinton admin.), such sensible approaches were never a possibility.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 12:52 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 21, 2018 12:52 AM (rnAwa)
Still, doesn't the observer alter the observed simply through the act of observing?Would a neutral observer be a xir who is "questioning"?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:45 AM (qUahL)
You're mistaken. I'm only Schodenger's Piano. And the Lesbians dance their
And Linus calls the tune.
Good grief!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 12:53 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:52 AM (qUahL)
Quick to mud wrestle too.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:53 AM (9Om/r)
Nicole Mann, astronaut:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Aunapu_Mann
Do an image search.
Let's hope she doesn't go on a diaper rampage after the Duchess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:53 AM (PMKe/)
Clinton and Albright did what they did for two reasons:
1. Fritz provoked the Jugo war by recognizing Croatia and Bosnia - their wartime allies - and sorta dragged NATO into it.
2. Albright had some unknown grudge against the Serbs. I can think of no other explanation.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 12:54 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:52 AM (qUahL)
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Are these bustier lesbians or lumberjack shirt lesbians?
This is important.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2018 12:54 AM (g5irn)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 12:46 AM (CiCKR)
Oooooh, goody! I love to provoke!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:54 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:55 AM (2/pWp)
Talk about the 1%.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 12:55 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 12:56 AM (Oizsv)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:47 AM (2/pWp)
Why not just enslave women like The Handmaid's Take? Uteri on the hoof.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:56 AM (qUahL)
On the other hand, if a dude says that about another dude, yeah he's gay.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:56 AM (9Om/r)
The Hayabusa 2 spacecraft has maneuvered to within 100 meters of the tiny asteroid Ryugu and is preparing to deploy its twin rovers to the surface.
I'm reading about it at the NASASpaceflight.com site, but there doesn't seem to be any live coverage to link. If there were, it would be in Japanese.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 12:49 AM (sdi6R)
This is a first, isn't it?
There has never been an earth spacecraft siding up to an asteroid and deploying rovers has there?
Will the spacecraft stay with the asteroid?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (EZkQC)
"Astronaut Nicole Mann ass" doesn't yield any good pics.
Apparently female astronauts don't routinely take butt selfies.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (PMKe/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: Ace's liver
I recall a case from about 10 years ago where a crew of 4 'people of middle eastern appearance' were riding around the midwest buying cellphones from Walmarts. A checkout clerk reported them to the fibbies.
They were caught with about 50 of 'em; but no charges by the FBI as I guess their figleaf excuse passed muster.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (Z4rgH)
http://www.hayabusa2.jaxa.jp/en/topics/20180919e/
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 12:52 AM (QDnY+)
I wasn't commenting on that topic?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 12:58 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:50 AM (PMKe/)
Possibly. Dark hair in a braid?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:59 AM (qUahL)
There has never been an earth spacecraft siding up to an asteroid and deploying rovers has there?
Will the spacecraft stay with the asteroid?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (EZkQC)
There was the ESA mission that tried to harpoon an asteroid and bounced into a hole from which it couldn't communicate.
Seems like a rover wouldn't work that well in microgravity.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:59 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 12:59 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Athletics Supporter at September 21, 2018 12:51 AM (UKcmf)
Of course they're house-trained. But they thrive in the fresh air.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:00 AM (qUahL)
While one commenter has attracted attention for his truly intrepid doom-saying, I'll stick with my initial and unchanged call.
This is a debacle for the racist-authoritarians (Dems), was from the start. No traction, nobody's buying it, but anyone watching *is* having their estimate of the Dems lowered even further. There's been some anecdotal evidence of this here and elsewhere online, and I believe the polling on this shows no traction. But the Dems, even more than the GOP, have for some time been a very odd (not to mention despicable and pernicious) political operation, that has devolved to nothing more than fund-raising as the primary consideration in almost every situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 01:00 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Yep. Look at the DM article again. She's in the blue coveralls in some of the top pics with Ivanka.
Ted Cruz is with the both of them in one of the shots.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:01 AM (PMKe/)
Lickalottapus.
But they could not reproduce their results.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 01:02 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:53 AM (9Om/r)
They made quite a large mud pool in the yard here, so it was probably a good idea that they moved to the farm once the rain started this summer.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:02 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Surfperch
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*eyes collection of German coins*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 01:02 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:53 AM (PMKe/)
whatwhatwhat?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:03 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 12:59 AM (h2Bdk)
Well, if the asteroid has a nickel-iron composition, like some meteorites, maybe the rover uses magnets to glom on. For non-magnetic rock, maybe it has gummy feet or treads.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:03 AM (iwUO9)
https://youtu.be/XAom93qwoN0
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 01:03 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: Ace's liver
I recall a case from about 10 years ago where a crew of 4 'people of middle eastern appearance' were riding around the midwest buying cellphones from Walmarts. A checkout clerk reported them to the fibbies.
They were caught with about 50 of 'em; but no charges by the FBI as I guess their figleaf excuse passed muster.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (Z4rgH)
I can imagine legitimate scenarios here - maybe they run tours for people from the home country and a working phone is part of the tour. Maybe it's for a business, and they're using prepaid because it's cheaper.
Having said that, in this particular case I probably would have dropped a dime on the individuals in question. The insistence on exact models coupled with purchase of the maximum is a bit suspicious.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:03 AM (h2Bdk)
>> that.
I could make a comment about which head would explode, but I won't. Because I'm not vulgar and dirty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:03 AM (PMKe/)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 01:04 AM (QDnY+)
This is important.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 21, 2018 12:54 AM (g5irn)
These are some fine hardbody lesbians. They don't wear lipstick, but they're extremely talented, which is more important.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:05 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 01:05 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:00 AM (qUahL)
We have metre lesbians in Canada. No good at yard work, but they can sing and dance, like K.D. Lang.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:06 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 11:57 PM (fA1SL)
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Nah, they ain't worth it. A length of sturdy hemp rope around the neck and a sudden stop is far more economical.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 01:06 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:06 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Oh, you don't remember that one?
She was Lisa Nowak:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Nowak
She was fooling around with another male astronaut, and found out he was seeing another woman. He may have dumped her, cause crazy, I'm not sure.
Anyway, she put on her launch diaper and drover across country to get the other woman.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:06 AM (PMKe/)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 01:04 AM (QDnY+)
Ah, OK. thank you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:07 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Ace's liver
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No problem. Solar powered down-thrust device.
Science!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 01:07 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:05 AM (qUahL)
I think I know them. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 01:07 AM (9Om/r)
>> that.
I could make a comment about which head would explode, but I won't. Because I'm not vulgar and dirty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:03 AM (PMKe/)
I wonder if anyone would catch my double entendre. Heh.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 01:08 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 01:08 AM (2/pWp)
Article said if it had wheels it would fly away.
Apparently it will hop slightly and allow the asteroid beneath it to move.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 01:10 AM (EZkQC)
Not Depends, but special space diapers, which NASA dubs "MAGs" (Maximum Absorbency Garments).
It is worn doing launch and re-entry and spacewalks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:11 AM (PMKe/)
"Republicans must ask all questions by imitating a German character from "Hogan's Heroes"
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 01:11 AM (QDnY+)
https://twitter.com/payapima/status/
1042997246071988227
That's a scene of celebration in Mission Control.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 01:11 AM (sdi6R)
Not Depends, but special space diapers, which NASA dubs "MAGs" (Maximum Absorbency Garments).
It is worn doing launch and re-entry and spacewalks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:11 AM (PMKe/)
So... government issue diapers that cost thousands of dollars?
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:12 AM (h2Bdk)
Yea, that was crazy. She did shoot her and is in jail now, right? I can't remember. Or I got it confused with a Law & Order episode.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 01:12 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 01:12 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:13 AM (fA1SL)
It is worn doing launch and re-entry and spacewalks.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:11 AM (PMKe/)
Basically scenarios where you would seriously shit your pants.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 01:13 AM (9Om/r)
It is worn doing launch and re-entry and spacewalks.
Posted by: publius
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Umm. Are these widely available? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Al Roker at September 21, 2018 01:13 AM (YgbOr)
qualifies as being a lesbian. I have seen many chicks do that, they'll
say things like I wish my ass was like that.
On the other hand, if a dude says that about another dude, yeah he's gay.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 12:56 AM (9Om/r)
That seems somehow unfair, but I agree.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:13 AM (qUahL)
Article said if it had wheels it would fly away.
Apparently it will hop slightly and allow the asteroid beneath it to move.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 01:10 AM (EZkQC)
Those hops will have to be very, very gentle. I did a calculation last night that an astronaut of mass 100 kilograms would experience a weight there of about 0.3 Newtons...about an ounce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:15 AM (iwUO9)
Yea, that was crazy. She did shoot her and is in jail now, right? I can't remember. Or I got it confused with a Law & Order episode.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 01:12 AM (CiCKR)
Not shoot, kidnap. The attempted victim rolled down the car window to see what the obviously disturbed woman wanted to say, and Nowak sprayed in pepper spray. Not enough to disable the victim, who then drove away and found some cops.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:15 AM (h2Bdk)
yucky Human DNA sneaking in so they made artificial wombs out of them to
stick their eggs and sperm.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (2/pWp)
Ahhh, the good old days. Nothing like a good insemination to cheer a woman up.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:15 AM (qUahL)
Apparently female astronauts don't routinely take butt selfies.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 12:57 AM (PMKe/)
Space Butt selfies?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:16 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:15 AM (iwUO9)
100 kg is really heavy for that kind of probe.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:16 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 01:11 AM (QDnY+)
Jeff Sessions is a shoe-in for the John Banner role. "I see nutting!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:17 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:16 AM (h2Bdk)
yeah thats what she said. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 01:17 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:18 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 21, 2018 01:18 AM (AoK0a)
Lisa Nowak's mugshot:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yalcxaou
That looks about what like you'd expect for a diaper rampage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:19 AM (PMKe/)
Those hops will have to be very, very gentle. I did a calculation last night that an astronaut of mass 100 kilograms would experience a weight there of about 0.3 Newtons...about an ounce.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:15 AM (iwUO9)
The article I linked said the rovers measure 18 x 7 cm and weigh 1.1 kg. Each hop will take 15 minutes to fly 15 meters.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 01:19 AM (sdi6R)
Fortunately, she and her rival didn't belong to the same skydiving club ...
Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at September 21, 2018 01:20 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:16 AM (h2Bdk)
But not unreasonable for an astronaut in full space suit. If the rover masses 10 kilos, then it would weigh about 0.03 Newtons on the asteroid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:20 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:20 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 01:21 AM (PUmDY)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yalcxaou
That looks about what like you'd expect for a diaper rampage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:19 AM (PMKe/)
She seems nice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:21 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:03 AM (PMKe/)
That is completely contrary to the evidence, Pear.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:21 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 21, 2018 01:22 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:16 AM (h2Bdk)
But not unreasonable for an astronaut in full space suit. If the rover masses 10 kilos, then it would weigh about 0.03 Newtons on the asteroid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:20 AM (iwUO9)
All true. Seems like if we're ever going to do mining or even serious analysis, we're going to have to find some other way than depending on microgravity.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:22 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:06 AM (iwUO9)
The first time I saw k.d. perform was on TV in Sweden. I couldn't tell whether she was M or F to look at her, but I loved her voice.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:23 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 01:19 AM (sdi6R)
Then they would "weigh" .0033 Newtons each. A hamster fart would give them escape velocity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:23 AM (iwUO9)
They said if FDR wouldn't sell them iron they would go and get it themselves. Not to mention rare earth minerals.
Xi is kicking his eunuchs.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 01:23 AM (EZkQC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
While I have no love for the muzzies, I think the main Clinton argument is that the Serbs were the ones doing most of the ethnic cleansing.
And so they gots their asses bombed. And it was Serbs on trial for war crimes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 01:23 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:24 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:22 AM (h2Bdk)
***********
Grappling hooks.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 01:25 AM (EZkQC)
And so they gots their asses bombed. And it was Serbs on trial for war crimes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 21, 2018 01:23 AM (Z4rgH)
Thing is... most of the supposed massacres and ethnic cleansing we heard about in the media didn't actually happen, and there were massacres on the other side.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:25 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 01:25 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:24 AM (fA1SL)
Send a few to the DNC headquarters.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 21, 2018 01:26 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:06 AM (PMKe/)
Wiki says she denied wearing the launch diaper.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:26 AM (qUahL)
mining or even serious analysis, we're going to have to find some other
way than depending on microgravity.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:22 AM (h2Bdk)
Big nets? Cast a huge net to completely encircle the asteroid, and pull the drawstring. Then astronauts can tie down to the net, and chip samples through the holes. I am thinking a mesh of about 1 meter or so.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:26 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 01:26 AM (qUahL)
Yeah, I guess she would, wouldn't she?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:27 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:28 AM (fA1SL)
I'm bombing ancient Christian churches doncha' know?
Posted by: Braenyard at September 21, 2018 01:28 AM (EZkQC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 01:29 AM (PUmDY)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycjpn9ul
Be sure to watch the video about the first Hayabusa mission. A plucky little spacecraft it was.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 01:29 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:26 AM (iwUO9)
That's sorta what I was thinking, too. The additional complication with asteroids is many of them are just a bunch of rocks held together by a tiny amount of gravity. If you tried to move one using a nontrivial amount of force you'd mostly succeed in breaking it apart.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:30 AM (h2Bdk)
And the KLF was classified - correctly - as a terrorist organization by our own state department at the time. All those atrocity stories were fiction. And, again, we'd already assured the Jugos that we recognised Kosovo for what it was and always had been - an integral part of the Serbian nation. Hell, the name is meaningless in Albanian.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:30 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 12:42 AM (qUahL)
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the enrolled @ Stanford, or are they on the faculty/staff now?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2018 01:31 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2018 01:32 AM (RuIsu)
h/t Instapundit
They are desperate to stop her.
Posted by: junior at September 21, 2018 01:32 AM (8WbI8)
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2018 01:32 AM (RuIsu)
There's always a soft landing for these people. He'll get a job as a college lecturer, or as a media "analyst", or in one of those Soros groups.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 21, 2018 01:34 AM (h2Bdk)
Flipping through one of three copies I have of Airpower Journal, this issue is Spring 1997.
And here is a gobsmackingly absurd comment by Walter Cronkite, Communist News Network 16 January 1991 - I don't think the danger in Berlin or Tokyo, either one, was particularly imminent as it is for Baghdad today.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 01:36 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: Surfperch
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*eyes collection of German coins*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 01:02 AM (YgbOr)
Predecimal Irish pennies were completely worthless in the early 70s but are now worth about $3 a piece in circulated condition. I guarantee the prices of some of those German coins (depending what years they're from) will make your jaw drop.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 01:36 AM (hVHEm)
I just read the article. Wow, just wow. That is chilling.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 01:40 AM (CiCKR)
Are ya gonna make a second attempt at 1000? You was robbed before. Not sure if it'll hit that high, and I know I won't be around. Half asleep.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 01:43 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 01:36 AM (hVHEm)
What about those old German Reischmarks and stamps from the Weimar era, denominated in "millionen"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:43 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:45 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:45 AM (fA1SL)
Yes. I know. Been watching Europe closely for years. Still chilling. Europe is our bellwether. It will come here, unless we stop it. Wonder who will pick the psychiatrist.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 01:47 AM (CiCKR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 01:48 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:49 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 01:43 AM (iwUO9)
I wouldn't know, I don't collect paper currency.
My guess is they still aren't worth much.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 01:50 AM (hVHEm)
Yes. I know. Been watching Europe closely for years. Still chilling. Europe is our bellwether. It will come here, unless we stop it. Wonder who will pick the psychiatrist.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 01:47 AM (CiCKR)
It's already here, labeling normal Americans as "deplorables", with all that entails and implies.
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 01:51 AM (sdi6R)
h/t Instapundit
They are desperate to stop her.
Posted by: junior at September 21, 2018 01:32 AM (8WbI
She shouldn't have to.
Brings to mind, a thought of some time ago, and not brought to the fore. But I'll put it out here now, unrefined though it is.
The Men among us are one day, going to have to say goodbye to our families, our loved ones, our homes, and all that we hold dear.
And go forth to fight.
It's been said SO many times. Won't be a "civil war". It'll be so UN-civil as to make Kosovo look like a genteel social gathering.
And though we dream of heliocopters and sugar plum fairies, the reality is though, that it's going to be bayonets and blood and gore and every history's nightmare of war.
Certainly, practice your 500 yard shot. But also prepare yourself to cut deeply, cheek to cheek, and fell the pulse fade from your foe.
And repeat endlessly, till the bugle blows Stand Down.
History tends to show, it's a fight of years before the bugle blows.
That said? The more savagely you fight, the more brutal your punishments, the more horrid the waste laid behind your advance.... the shorter the war.
I PRAY for no such war. ARDENTLY PRAY.
But those bastards just keep WANTING it, and doing all they can to GET it.
Pray they don't succeed.
Pray that we win, in the polity and at the polls.
We must push them back, politically. Or they will surely try to push us under, and not metaphorically, that.
Never get on the rail-car. Ever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 01:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2018 01:52 AM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:49 AM (fA1SL)
FIFY.
Posted by: Les > at September 21, 2018 01:52 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: rickl at September 21, 2018 01:51 AM (sdi6R)
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"Dregs"...
do try to keep up.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2018 01:53 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:55 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 01:56 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 01:56 AM (2/pWp)
Available on Netflix.
Posted by: buzzion at September 21, 2018 01:57 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: lousagirl at September 21, 2018 01:57 AM (PmCoA)
Are ya gonna make a second attempt at 1000? You was robbed before. Not sure if it'll hit that high, and I know I won't be around. Half asleep.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 21, 2018 01:43 AM (CiCKR)
Probably not, I'm especially tired tonight. I'll probably hit the hay in about 30 minutes at the latest.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 01:57 AM (hVHEm)
Bit drunk
But Love ya,
Posted by: lousagirl at September 21, 2018 01:57 AM (PmCoA)
Cheers, Lou's! I'll have you know that I'm sotally tober, too!
*clink!*
Jim
Drunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 01:59 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 01:59 AM (fA1SL)
Bit drunk
But Love ya,
Posted by: lousagirl at September 21, 2018 01:57 AM (PmCoA)
You don't know drunk 'til you're on your tenth bottle of vodka!
*hic!*
Posted by: HRC at September 21, 2018 02:00 AM (hVHEm)
Always read your comments and you are a peach in my book
Posted by: lousagirl at September 21, 2018 02:01 AM (PmCoA)
They wouldn't be rare Earth minerals, though.
Would they?
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:02 AM (CdMaM)
Posted by: lousagirl at September 21, 2018 02:02 AM (PmCoA)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:02 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 02:02 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:03 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:04 AM (fA1SL)
Would they?
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:02 AM (CdMaM)
Just common space minerals.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 02:05 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 21, 2018 02:05 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: wing at September 21, 2018 02:07 AM (JFzNN)
That's what I was thinking. I mean, space is infinite.
Or near enough that anything you find out there, I am gonna assume there is a lot more of it too. Somewhere.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:07 AM (CdMaM)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:08 AM (CdMaM)
Here's the worst part.
Everyone here has friends, co workers or such, that are known, Loud n' Proud, Commie Moonbats of the First Order.
We might even LIKE them, and tolerate them as amusements, at worst.
But... lists are lists.
PRAY they don't succeed in pushing it all into the abyss!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:08 AM (CdMaM)
Depends on which asteroid.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 02:10 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:10 AM (fA1SL)
My Love and Blessings for all my AOS friends
Trust in Our Lord
Posted by: lousagirl at September 21, 2018 02:11 AM (PmCoA)
That's what I was thinking. I mean, space is infinite.
Or near enough that anything you find out there, I am gonna assume there is a lot more of it too. Somewhere.
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:07 AM (CdMaM)
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I wager Nickel-Iron asteroids might be relatively rich in the stuff. They're relatively rare here (I think) because they're soluble in molten iron and settled to our core early on.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:11 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:11 AM (fA1SL)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:12 AM (CdMaM)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:08 AM (CdMaM)
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Depends on the type, really. Nickel-Iron bodies might be interesting.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:12 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:13 AM (CdMaM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:14 AM (fA1SL)
You need an Airwolf poster to hang between them!
Posted by: garrett at September 21, 2018 02:15 AM (CdMaM)
By time they land a mining expedition on such, there will be ZERO guesswork as to the composition of the damned thing.
We've got instrumentation to detect diamond planets at the furthest edges of the universe. An asteroid within mission distance in today's age?
They'll know the composition of the dust, before it even farts.
And yes...long an asteroid isn't of enough mass to affect lunar orbits, tides and clocks...they'll lasso one into Earth's Orbit for all the mining goodness.
The larger ones though, will have to be slung into much wider, Martian or Solar orbits, with rare mining opportunities as afforded by the orbital dynamics.
But you can't put another 1/10th moon into Earth's orbit. Tides, volcanoes, earthquakes, clocks and every satellite since Sputnik.....all, kaput.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:16 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:17 AM (fA1SL)
I know a geologist in Calgary who has made a project out of exploiting a rare earth carbonatite in northern Quebec.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 02:18 AM (iwUO9)
By time they land a mining expedition on such, there will be ZERO guesswork as to the composition of the damned thing.
We've got instrumentation to detect diamond planets at the furthest edges of the universe. An asteroid within mission distance in today's age?
They'll know the composition of the dust, before it even farts.
And yes...long an asteroid isn't of enough mass to affect lunar orbits, tides and clocks...they'll lasso one into Earth's Orbit for all the mining goodness.
The larger ones though, will have to be slung into much wider, Martian or Solar orbits, with rare mining opportunities as afforded by the orbital dynamics.
But you can't put another 1/10th moon into Earth's orbit. Tides, volcanoes, earthquakes, clocks and every satellite since Sputnik.....all, kaput.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:16 AM (QzJWU)
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It might be interesting to put a few large ones in close orbit of Mars. Might have interesting effects on the core.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:20 AM (o3+fQ)
But my Amy Schumer moment came near the end when she is fighting a Bad Guy and, having taken capoeira lessons earlier in the film, uses capoeira kicks to defeat him. Well, by chance, a month ago I also saw the 2015 film "Get Hard," in which Will Ferrell (brace yourself) takes capoeira lessons early in the film and then in the final fight uses (brace yourself) capoeira kicks to defeat the villain.
So, just as everyone always complains, Amy Schumer literally did the exact same gag that was in a film two years earlier. Everything about it was identical, including the source of the humor: in both films, during the earlier lessons, capoeira was depicted as being useless and goofy, so that in the final scene, when it actually proves to be useful and deadly, it's supposed to be shocking and funny.
How did she think she could get away with literally copying the joke from a well-known film? This wasn't some obscure comedian she was ripping off -- it was a major studio film.
Anyway, now I finally "get" why everyone hates Amy Schumer. Even aside from the ripoffs and derivative plots and jokes, the film was atrocious -- 1 star out of a possible 10.
Posted by: zombie at September 21, 2018 02:20 AM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 02:21 AM (hVHEm)
Rare Earth was a rock band from the '70s.
Vinyl was not then a scarce element, though rar.... oh, damn.
Never mind.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:21 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:17 AM (fA1SL)
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Well, considering your future FIL is ex-ARVN (IIRC), that would make sense.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:22 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 21, 2018 02:22 AM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:23 AM (fA1SL)
https://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2018/09/20/
inevitable-you-can-now-order-your-slutty-
handmaid-costume-in-time-for-halloween/
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2018 02:25 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:23 AM (fA1SL)
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Has he ever seen First Blood Part 2? I bet he'd have an interesting take on it.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:25 AM (o3+fQ)
orbit. Tides, volcanoes, earthquakes, clocks and every satellite since
Sputnik.....all, kaput.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:16 AM (QzJWU)
You can buy handheld XRF spectrometers right now that will give you an "assay" of the surface of the rock they are placed upon. About $25000, last time I checked. And quite accurate, as long as the spot you test is typical of the specimen as a whole. I didn't see mention of that in the article about the Minerva mission, but maybe I overlooked it. But if one were to take hundreds of XRF spec readings all over the surface of an asteroid, and average them, I expect it would give you a pretty good idea of what it would be worth going into the crusher at the mill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 02:25 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at September 21, 2018 02:27 AM (w7KSn)
Rare Earth was a rock band from the '70s.
Vinyl was not then a scarce element, though rar.... oh, damn.
Never mind.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:21 AM (QzJWU)
Yeah. I even remember their stuff, "I just want to celebrate, another day of living..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 02:29 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:20 AM (o3+fQ)
Enough mass to affect the Martian Core, would be more than enough mass to affect orbits around Earth. If not the moon, then certainly the satellites which carry the Atomic Clocks, and thus regulate EVERY bit of the internet, GPS satellites, ISS and every other orbiting bit larger than mere space debris.
The gravitational symphony which is our Solar System is SO very finely tuned.
I'm thinking that a mass as large as the ISS, might now have a detectable mass on the finer instruments of the modern era.
There's a whole LOT of stuff in "space", that ought not be taken for granted.
"MASS", being right up there at the top of the list.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:29 AM (QzJWU)
orbit. Tides, volcanoes, earthquakes, clocks and every satellite since
Sputnik.....all, kaput.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:16 AM (QzJWU)
You can buy handheld XRF spectrometers right now that will give you an "assay" of the surface of the rock they are placed upon. About $25000, last time I checked. And quite accurate, as long as the spot you test is typical of the specimen as a whole. I didn't see mention of that in the article about the Minerva mission, but maybe I overlooked it. But if one were to take hundreds of XRF spec readings all over the surface of an asteroid, and average them, I expect it would give you a pretty good idea of what it would be worth going into the crusher at the mill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 02:25 AM (iwUO9)
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Just make sure you give them a wide berth if an alien obelisk pops out when you crack it! Ask me how I know...
Posted by: Isaac Clarke at September 21, 2018 02:30 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:31 AM (fA1SL)
Time to put up or shut up
7 Hours 30 Minutes left
"I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 02:31 AM (kO+z3)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:20 AM (o3+fQ)
Enough mass to affect the Martian Core, would be more than enough mass to affect orbits around Earth. If not the moon, then certainly the satellites which carry the Atomic Clocks, and thus regulate EVERY bit of the internet, GPS satellites, ISS and every other orbiting bit larger than mere space debris.
The gravitational symphony which is our Solar System is SO very finely tuned.
I'm thinking that a mass as large as the ISS, might now have a detectable mass on the finer instruments of the modern era.
There's a whole LOT of stuff in "space", that ought not be taken for granted.
"MASS", being right up there at the top of the list.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:29 AM (QzJWU)
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Yeah, but I figure that by the time we are able tug something that size into Martian orbit we'll have mapped the orbits of everything else to do it safely.
Posted by: Isaac Clarke at September 21, 2018 02:32 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Isaac Clarke at September 21, 2018 02:30 AM (o3+fQ)
Holding out for an alien odalisque.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 02:34 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 02:31 AM (fA1SL)
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How could he not grin a little when he fires that funky roller locked retro futuristic hand cannon. It's the kind of weapon that would make a Bircher giggle. It's on my list of guns to get,close to the top.
Posted by: Isaac Clarke at September 21, 2018 02:35 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:36 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 02:37 AM (2/pWp)
Yeah, but I figure that by the time we are able tug something that size into Martian orbit we'll have mapped the orbits of everything else to do it safely.
Posted by: Isaac Clarke at September 21, 2018 02:32 AM (o3+fQ)
Mapping of the orbits is the right start, but isn't enough.
The math has to be done for each and every orbiting object, to fire it's reaction engines at the precisely the right time, for exactly the right duration, and at EXACTLY the correct orientations, to stabilize the bird as the intruding mass sends it's gravitational ripples throughout the Earth's orbital spheres, which extend further than the Lunar Orbit.
Elsewise..the intruding mass....well, it fucks things up.
Pro-Tip.
Cut intruding mass up into Shuttle sized payloads, and bring it all back from distant orbits, aboard unmanned Shuttle type reuseables.... ones that didn't require billions in throwaway launch vehicles.
You bring those semi-moon sized masses into Earth Orbit, and things go sideways, INSTANTLY.
disclaimer.
Good friend is a recent NASA retiree, Orbital Dynamics Engineer, in CHARGE of ISS orbit.
My comments are a digestion of my conversation with him based on tonight's ONT comments.
And not random ONT bullshit.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Isaac Clarke at September 21, 2018 02:32 AM (o3+fQ)
Mapping of the orbits is the right start, but isn't enough.
The math has to be done for each and every orbiting object, to fire it's reaction engines at the precisely the right time, for exactly the right duration, and at EXACTLY the correct orientations, to stabilize the bird as the intruding mass sends it's gravitational ripples throughout the Earth's orbital spheres, which extend further than the Lunar Orbit.
Elsewise..the intruding mass....well, it fucks things up.
Pro-Tip.
Cut intruding mass up into Shuttle sized payloads, and bring it all back from distant orbits, aboard unmanned Shuttle type reuseables.... ones that didn't require billions in throwaway launch vehicles.
You bring those semi-moon sized masses into Earth Orbit, and things go sideways, INSTANTLY.
disclaimer.
Good friend is a recent NASA retiree, Orbital Dynamics Engineer, in CHARGE of ISS orbit.
My comments are a digestion of my conversation with him based on tonight's ONT comments.
And not random ONT bullshit.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:41 AM (QzJWU)
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Yeah, I figured it was only the first step, but it might be a more practical way to kickstart the magnetic field. It's an interesting idea that's well above my pay grade for sure though.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 02:45 AM (o3+fQ)
But bringing whole asteroids back to near-Earth orbit to process seems kind of pointless, anyway. Put them in orbit around Mars, or even plop them down onto Mars, and process them there. I could see gravity being useful for refining the metals and ores that might be found, And I also think that some ores and minerals found on Earth will never be found on asteroids because they require the sorting effect of a gravity field to even form.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 02:54 AM (iwUO9)
My retired NASA friend, is from a local cigar lounge.
We became friends, when as a layman, I could discuss things with him such as apogee and periogee, interception angles, orbital decay, escape velocity and etc.
He has a Masters in a Higher Math discipline. I'm a H.S. grad with a bush up against some college.
We've been friends now, for nearly a decade. I learn from him, advanced stuff from his 24 years at NASA. He learns from me... to gain skills with his Beretta 92... with which a range session at a time, he improves.
He's an engineer. He builds upon knowledge and experience. Great leaps? No. Methodical as hell.
And increasingly, very precise.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at September 21, 2018 02:56 AM (xts9v)
Geez, some people
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 02:58 AM (m45I2)
1/3200th of Earth's Gravity, would expend the hydrozene fuel of every GPS bird in orbit, years and years ahead of the budgeted schedule.
They have to be THAT precise in their orbits, or they're not worth a damn.
All the space crap in orbit now?
It's all pretty evenly distributed, so not a large (but not "zero") factor.
Dump a half kilometer mass into orbit?
Kiss your Sat Nav goodbye. Even when that mass is disposed of, it's presence will have left a lingering wobble in the celestial clock.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:59 AM (QzJWU)
Time to put up or shut up
7 Hours left
"I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 03:00 AM (kO+z3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I had my hand on a dollar bill. But somebody broke my hand and stole it away ...
... or something like that ...
Posted by: Adriane the True Crime & Music Critic ... at September 21, 2018 03:01 AM (AoK0a)
just build space elevators at the equator.
#duh
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2018 03:04 AM (rjbMC)
May I offer you this lovely gold plated, stem punk sextant?
Posted by: Adriane the Cosplay Critic ... at September 21, 2018 03:05 AM (AoK0a)
It's all pretty evenly distributed, so not a large (but not "zero") factor.
Dump a half kilometer mass into orbit?
Kiss your Sat Nav goodbye. Even when that mass is disposed of, it's
presence will have left a lingering wobble in the celestial clock.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:59 AM (QzJWU)
I can see that being an issue. I would advocate bringing asteroids to near-Earth orbit (the realm of SatNav satellites), anyway. At best, I'd say plunk em down on the Moon, and process there, but Mars is really a better choice. You won't kill a billion people if somebody hits the wrong key.
And from Mars, you send the unmanned shuttlecraft bearing pallets of ingots gleaned from the asteroids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 03:06 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Adriane the Cosplay Critic ... at September 21, 2018 03:06 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 03:07 AM (iwUO9)
Long as we're having physics override engineering...
Then I'll settle for a Gold Escalator into my backyard.
Who CARES if it only lasts for one revolution? I've got mine!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:08 AM (QzJWU)
Oy.
Posted by: Adriane the Cosplay Critic ... at September 21, 2018 03:06 AM (AoK0a)
Still waiting for my robot burro. So I can go asteroid prospecting.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 03:08 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 21, 2018 03:09 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at September 21, 2018 03:10 AM (w7KSn)
My retired NASA friend, is from a local cigar lounge.
We became friends, when as a layman, I could discuss things with him such as apogee and periogee, interception angles, orbital decay, escape velocity and etc.
He has a Masters in a Higher Math discipline. I'm a H.S. grad with a bush up against some college.
We've been friends now, for nearly a decade. I learn from him, advanced stuff from his 24 years at NASA. He learns from me... to gain skills with his Beretta 92... with which a range session at a time, he improves.
He's an engineer. He builds upon knowledge and experience. Great leaps? No. Methodical as hell.
And increasingly, very precise.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 02:54 AM (QzJWU)
=================
IOW, a no shit math genius. Which you gotta be if you want to hit the targets interplanetary probes hit.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:10 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Adriane the Cosplay Critic ... at September 21, 2018 03:12 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 21, 2018 03:20 AM (2/pWp)
Posted by: pawn at September 21, 2018 03:21 AM (RQgLd)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:10 AM (o3+fQ)
That, he IS. He actually turned down successive PhD program offers, as he was doing what he loved to do at NASA, and didn't want the distraction.
His first "in charge" commissions, were various FROM shuttle satellite launches. Not the shuttle missions themselves, but the launch to orbit satellite cargos that the shuttles carried in their cargo bays.
Later...he was the one who actually pressed the "LAUNCH" button, for two Cape Kennedy satellite launches. Both his math and calculations. Both, successful launch to orbit missions.
His final track with NASA, was as the ISS Orbital Dynamics Engineer.
Bonus. He knew damn near every Astronaut from the Apollo era, forward. They'd all since quit flying before he started with NASA, but the were all still involved.
Double bonus. I once dated a Gemini Astronaut's step-daughter. My retired NASA friend knows her, and knew him. (he's long since passed)
You'd know the names, but she's still alive, a NASA employee, and so un named.
But... yes. You heard me right. I didn't stutter.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: m at September 21, 2018 03:25 AM (Ot4ka)
*********
Nice.
So was that one small step-daughter for man, one giant leap for mankind?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:26 AM (m45I2)
Still... a month in the memory books, right?
I'll tell YOU, over steaks, beers n' cigars.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:29 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 03:30 AM (T4oHT)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yalcxaou
That looks about what like you'd expect for a diaper rampage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 21, 2018 01:19 AM (PMKe/)
Reminds me of Zoolander. Is that Blue Steel, or Magnum?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 21, 2018 03:32 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:10 AM (o3+fQ)
That, he IS. He actually turned down successive PhD program offers, as he was doing what he loved to do at NASA, and didn't want the distraction.
His first "in charge" commissions, were various FROM shuttle satellite launches. Not the shuttle missions themselves, but the launch to orbit satellite cargos that the shuttles carried in their cargo bays.
Later...he was the one who actually pressed the "LAUNCH" button, for two Cape Kennedy satellite launches. Both his math and calculations. Both, successful launch to orbit missions.
His final track with NASA, was as the ISS Orbital Dynamics Engineer.
Bonus. He knew damn near every Astronaut from the Apollo era, forward. They'd all since quit flying before he started with NASA, but the were all still involved.
Double bonus. I once dated a Gemini Astronaut's step-daughter. My retired NASA friend knows her, and knew him. (he's long since passed)
You'd know the names, but she's still alive, a NASA employee, and so un named.
But... yes. You heard me right. I didn't stutter.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:23 AM (QzJWU)
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Damn. Did he know Von Braun?
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:33 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 03:34 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: pawn at September 21, 2018 03:35 AM (RQgLd)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:33 AM (o3+fQ)
This I do not know, as he (dad) was long gone before my month-long assignation with his step-daughter.
Likely though? Yes. Very much yes.
The Gemini crew were largely the "Not Friendship 7", post Mercury selection.
And the fact is...the Gemini missions, were perhaps held in much higher regard among astronauts UNTIL the Apollo 8 mission, from whence we gain the fabled "Blue Marble" image of the Earth, as seen from Lunar Orbit.
Gemini put shit on the line... first Astronaut outside the Capsule...first capsule to capsule rendezvous...
Everything Gemini did, was dress rehearsal for Apollo.
And on knife's edge...every damn bit of it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:33 AM (o3+fQ)
This I do not know, as he (dad) was long gone before my month-long assignation with his step-daughter.
Likely though? Yes. Very much yes.
The Gemini crew were largely the "Not Friendship 7", post Mercury selection.
And the fact is...the Gemini missions, were perhaps held in much higher regard among astronauts UNTIL the Apollo 8 mission, from whence we gain the fabled "Blue Marble" image of the Earth, as seen from Lunar Orbit.
Gemini put shit on the line... first Astronaut outside the Capsule...first capsule to capsule rendezvous...
Everything Gemini did, was dress rehearsal for Apollo.
And on knife's edge...every damn bit of it.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:41 AM (QzJWU)
===========
Yep, bleeding edge stuff, and a lot of firsts that paved the way to the moon. Amazing that we didn't lose anyone IMHO.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:48 AM (o3+fQ)
Retrospect. Yes, he surely knew Von Braun, who lived to see Apollo 11.
So.
Month's long g/f's dad knew V.B.
Do the degrees of separation.
I'm WELL within the Bacon Six Degrees of Von Braun.
That's one I'll put in the bank, for what it's worth.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:51 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:48 AM (o3+fQ)
But we DID.
A moment of silence, please, if you will.
Remove your hats. Render salute, or place your hand over your heart.
ATTENTON!
APOLLO ONE!
Hand, SALUTE!
Ready, TWO!
*minute of silence*
At Ease.
Dismissed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:55 AM (QzJWU)
Retrospect. Yes, he surely knew Von Braun, who lived to see Apollo 11.
So.
Month's long g/f's dad knew V.B.
Do the degrees of separation.
I'm WELL within the Bacon Six Degrees of Von Braun.
That's one I'll put in the bank, for what it's worth.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:51 AM (QzJWU)
=============
Well, knowing people who rubbed elbows with giants is a decent thing to be able to look back at IMHO. Especially VB. I don't think we get to the moon without his promoting it.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:56 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:48 AM (o3+fQ)
But we DID.
A moment of silence, please, if you will.
Remove your hats. Render salute, or place your hand over your heart.
ATTENTON!
APOLLO ONE!
Hand, SALUTE!
Ready, TWO!
*minute of silence*
At Ease.
Dismissed.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:55 AM (QzJWU)
============
Yeah, I meant during Gemini. But, point taken.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 03:58 AM (o3+fQ)
Time to put up or shut up
6 Hours left
"I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 04:04 AM (kO+z3)
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hey, if NASA didn't care, who were you to object?
or did you have a clearance to worry about as well?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2018 04:05 AM (rjbMC)
No offense.
Simply this. We've done so well, that we've made space seem too easy.
This, even with the Challenger losses.
I don't know the solution.
Space should become routine, like the airlines.
But it will always be a million times riskier than the shortest jump in a Piper Cub.
And the pubic is none the wiser, but remains the limiting factor.
Every bit of Space Flight, is but P.R., Marketing and RESULTS.
The fact that we derive SCIENCE in the process? Bonus, and damn us if we declare the glories thereof!
I'm to the snoozer now.
Suffice, this.
I'm grateful beyond words that NASA's mission is no longer "Muslim Outreach".
'Cause at that...I'd be an advocate of plowing NASA into the Clear Lake Soil from which it arose.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 04:07 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 04:09 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2018 04:05 AM (rjbMC)
If I did, would I tell?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
p.s. I type pseudo knowledgeable shit. fact, or misdirection?
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 04:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 21, 2018 04:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Shanksvile Farms at September 21, 2018 04:19 AM (F6CfR)
'Cause at that...I'd be an advocate of plowing NASA into the Clear Lake Soil from which it arose.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 04:07 AM (QzJWU)
==============
Amen to that, good sir. I think Gene Cernan's soul rests easy knowing that. Now for us to get off our ass and back to the moon as he wanted.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 04:21 AM (o3+fQ)
Posted by: McBarky O'TFG at September 21, 2018 04:26 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 04:35 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 04:35 AM (T4oHT)
But only after she gets cute Green Jacket, and is admitted as a full member at Augusta National.
Or maybe she has a time share deal.
Posted by: Mornin' Miklos in the mornin' at September 21, 2018 04:41 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 21, 2018 04:44 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 04:45 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 04:46 AM (tfEvV)
True fact-
Research shows that healthy people fast between meals.
Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. Dr. Miklos Molnar at September 21, 2018 04:49 AM (zCyNd)
Wammo, my Russian is better than your English.
Posted by: Herr Prof. Dr. Dr. Miklos Molnar at September 21, 2018 04:51 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 04:51 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: a mere Herr Prof. Dr. Dr. Miklos Molnar at September 21, 2018 04:54 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 04:56 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 04:58 AM (tfEvV)
......
APOLLO ONE!
Posted by: Jim at September 21, 2018 03:55 AM (QzJWU)
Chaffee, Grissom and White. Their names are seared, seared into my memory.
Posted by: RickZ at September 21, 2018 04:58 AM (8lsuS)
Time to put up or shut up
5 Hours left
"I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 05:00 AM (kO+z3)
Fig preserves originating from China with serial numbers ending in 1, 3, or 8 should be incinerated in an approved Chinese Food Product Incineration Facility.
Posted by: Miklos from the FDA at September 21, 2018 05:03 AM (zCyNd)
*F U, Grassley* - Sen DiFi
Posted by: socalcon at September 21, 2018 05:03 AM (WAnre)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:05 AM (T4oHT)
Dem Sen. Baldwin announces, then cancels fundraiser with Kavanaugh accuser's lawyers
https://fxn.ws/2OJ8gCz
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 05:05 AM (kO+z3)
Mornin Vic.
Posted by: socalcon at September 21, 2018 05:06 AM (WAnre)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 05:07 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: wammo at September 21, 2018 05:08 AM (tfEvV)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:10 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:13 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: socalcon at September 21, 2018 05:14 AM (WAnre)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:16 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:17 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 21, 2018 05:17 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:17 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 21, 2018 05:19 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:32 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Miklos Paleologus at September 21, 2018 05:34 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miklosian Trumpian marketing, SA de CV at September 21, 2018 05:37 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 05:38 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:40 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:13 AM (T4oHT)
This makes sense to me. I haven't heard it stated anywhere else. Maybe "me-too" has removed that possibility from the books.
Posted by: m at September 21, 2018 05:41 AM (Ot4ka)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:46 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 05:51 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Eromero at September 21, 2018 05:52 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 05:59 AM (6Zmow)
Skipdecaf!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 06:00 AM (v1udk)
Have a great day horde.
Betting Ford will testify
Posted by: Skip at September 21, 2018 06:00 AM (T4oHT)
Time to put up or shut up
4 Hours left
"I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 06:02 AM (kO+z3)
Posted by: gp
Well its easy when your targets are quite proud of themselves, have no situational awareness, live in a bubble, and have gotten away with it for years. I have worked in the federal leviathan for a few decades now. These traitors are the norm.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 21, 2018 06:03 AM (XaCJV)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 06:05 AM (jlHSA)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 06:11 AM (hyuyC)
I can't tell you how nice it is not to wake up mad for a change.
On the car...get the RWD. Much more fun.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:19 AM (KYOPn)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 06:11 AM (hyuyC)
Yay!
Posted by: m at September 21, 2018 06:19 AM (Ot4ka)
Posted by: Jon at September 21, 2018 06:21 AM (ldXWf)
Moar cofveve. Much more cofveve.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:22 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:26 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:26 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Jon at September 21, 2018 06:27 AM (ldXWf)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:27 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 06:27 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 06:28 AM (Y9zp1)
Those cute cat and dog vids were almost FenelonSpokesque.
The problem with kittens is that they become cats.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 06:30 AM (hyuyC)
If you quit posting I'd sure miss your "strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists" line.
It still doesn't seem right here without AllenG's "salt the earth where it stood".
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:31 AM (KYOPn)
But what is it about yellow tabbies? Even with three already I'd give anything for a yellow tabby.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:33 AM (KYOPn)
They would truly be overreaching with that one.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 06:33 AM (OiC69)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:36 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2018 06:37 AM (uiz7w)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 06:37 AM (DxyTb)
Even on crazy busy days, I try to get it in. Glad it is a hit. Because the Left only has social coercion, never Reason, Science, or History, to back them up.
Our rural broadband tower going down can stop me.
It's over 10 miles away, in Flush, Kansas. Takes a fair amount of lightening hits. A couple of times strong straight-line winds have pushed the receiver out of alignment. I start twitching when without AoSHQ posts in about 4 hours.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 06:37 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 06:38 AM (DxyTb)
We need a rest!
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:38 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 06:39 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2018 06:39 AM (uiz7w)
hi creeper
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 06:39 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:42 AM (KYOPn)
May blessings follow you. And put the news in perspective. It's not as important as family, broadband connections, or being able to see God's beauty in the form of local co-ed's grandmothers.
May every traffic light turn green as you approach.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 21, 2018 06:42 AM (hyuyC)
On the car...get the RWD. Much more fun.
Posted by: creeper at
Anger's not good Creep !
If ya think about things... I think you'll find that the person you're mad at is yourself.
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2018 06:44 AM (uiz7w)
No clear consensus here on whether Chrissy will testify.
There is, however, 100% agreement that libs are assholes.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:45 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 06:45 AM (DxyTb)
So I'm reading that Donnie TwoScoops has said No Delay. We'll find out for certain around 10:00 this morning but I'm reasonably confident that the Ford Circus willnot last the weekend.
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 06:48 AM (9TYxj)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 06:50 AM (DxyTb)
Posted by: JT at September 21, 2018 06:44 AM (uiz7w)
It's hard to see how, JT. The political scene aside, I'm happier here in OK than I've ever been in my life. The Morons (esp. Sherry McEvil) got me home safely.
But I'll think about that. Maybe I'm in denial or something.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:50 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 06:51 AM (BZzXD)
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 06:53 AM (AvXKk)
We find use of the term 'kangaroo court' offensive and are seeking redress in a Hawaiian court of law.
Posted by: Kangaroo Local #1892 at September 21, 2018 06:54 AM (LOgQ4)
................
Anna has a suspicious character buying phones at Walmart, Miley misses her lesbians and ns assures us that Kavenaugh is done for. Oh and it's my birthday but that is new news since i've been up for 3 hours and didn't even remember until my daughter just sent me a text.
Posted by: Molly k. at September 21, 2018 06:54 AM (35CPf)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 06:54 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:55 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 06:56 AM (DxyTb)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 06:57 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 21, 2018 06:51 AM (BZzXD)
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Hey you!
What's the haps tonight?
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 06:58 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 21, 2018 06:58 AM (CE5C/)
.........
Had to burn those 3 hours somehow!
Posted by: Molly k. at September 21, 2018 06:59 AM (35CPf)
Time to put up or shut up
3 Hours left
"I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 07:00 AM (kO+z3)
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 06:53 AM (AvXKk)
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Yes it is.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:00 AM (rbgPC)
Oh, geez...
Speaking to the Baltimore Sun, Moseley’s friend Troi Coley said that Mosely was transgender and had talked about receiving hormone therapy. It is unclear if Mosely preferred masculine or feminine pronouns. Coley added that Moseley “wasn’t a monster, wasn’t an angry person. I just believe this was emotional distress. If she did this, it was her last straw.”
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:00 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:01 AM (VKG+Z)
When last I saw one of your posts, you were going out to chase deer from the roses. I'm glad you made it back.
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:03 AM (8ikIW)
good morning creeper
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 21, 2018 07:04 AM (CE6iV)
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:07 AM (wldC6)
I found the solution to the deer eating my roses...human hair. Wrap it around the branches and the deer won't go near the plant.
Unfortunately, I have six rose bushes and would have to shave my head bald to cover them all.
Maybe rain today. Maybe.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:07 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:08 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 21, 2018 07:08 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:07 AM (wldC6)
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Female thinking she was male?
Mental issue?
Nah.
Just cut her boobs off.
She'll be aiight.
/s
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:09 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:10 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:07 AM
Transgender
Legally secured weapon, former security guard
Woman of color
Winston Smith is on the case.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:11 AM (LOgQ4)
Hey, we've all mass-murdered before, amirite? Sometimes you just gotta.
Might want to check her hormone therapy, though.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 07:12 AM (lK7fO)
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2018 07:13 AM (RuIsu)
Maybe rain today. Maybe.
Posted by: creeper
Try making a visit to your local hair emporium, before you go bald. Ask them for the sweepings.
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:13 AM (8ikIW)
Well. at least Mosely didn't do something really horrific like attend a house party....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:14 AM (wldC6)
Happy to you, as my baby cousin use to sing. "Birthday" was simply beyond her.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:15 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:14 AM (wldC6)
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heh
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:15 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Bruce
Maxines wig, hardest hit.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 07:16 AM (DxyTb)
The shooting started in the break room. Shouldn't there be a three day waiting period and mandatory registration and background check before being allowed to use such a dangerous facility?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:16 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I always thought that HS and up to marriage or about 28 years old, whichever comes first, was the time to get rid of stupid in your system.
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:16 AM (8ikIW)
The nicest spree killer you'd ever want to meet.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 07:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:17 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:17 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 07:17 AM (oVJmc)
Guess I'll never get an online doctorate in psychology.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 07:17 AM (C78No)
Posted by: Sumdumchief
That would scare a buzzard off of a shit wagon
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:18 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:19 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:19 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: creeper
A lot of the Dems cater to those who don't want to grow up, get a job, pay taxes, etc........
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:21 AM (8ikIW)
Wish I could give you our rain water. Or lake water.
Posted by: clutch at September 21, 2018 07:22 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:22 AM (8ikIW)
Christine Blasey Ford, who has accused Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh of sexual assault, is prepared to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee next week, so long as senators offer terms that are fair and which ensure her safety, her lawyer told the committee.
???????
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 07:23 AM (AvXKk)
Interestingly, the solution one of them has settled on is going into the military. Methinks he's in for a surprise.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:24 AM (KYOPn)
???????
Posted by: colin
And if it's not rainy, or humid, or one of "those" days, or...
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:24 AM (8ikIW)
So hold the interview in the Break Room.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:25 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 21, 2018 07:26 AM (DxyTb)
Posted by: creeper
Ha! A friends son went into the Army right our of HS. Said he was tired of taking orders.
We all laughed, and asked, does he realize the army isn't like the movie 'Stripes' (which was out a few years before)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:27 AM (8ikIW)
Interestingly, the solution one of them has settled on is going into the military. Methinks he's in for a surprise.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:24 AM (KYOPn)
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Our military mirrors society.
Unfortunately.
And in about two decades, if that, you will see a seriously degraded military.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:28 AM (rbgPC)
Did he yell 'You're not the boss of me!!!' while heading out the door?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:28 AM (wldC6)
Oh, and Kav's head on a platter. Otherwise no deal.
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 07:29 AM (9TYxj)
Just about. The kid didn't like having a curfew and have to do chores. Chores like dishes, mowing the lawn with a yard tractor, you know, exhausting stuff for a 17 year old
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:30 AM (8ikIW)
Christine Blasey Ford, who has accused Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh of
sexual assault, is prepared to testify before the Senate Judiciary
Committee next week, so long as senators offer terms that are fair and
which ensure her safety, her lawyer told the committee.
BULLSHIT PHRASEOLOGY OF THE LEFT ALERT.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 07:30 AM (oVJmc)
So the workplace shooter was trans. Did not see that coming. Bet that one gets memory holed double fast...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 07:30 AM (lLeln)
Oddly enough, as Little VIA enters his second year of military service, the young Sailors whom I encounter seem to be pushing back against the politically correct leadership styles and image over substance policies being pushed by our current senior leadership.
It gives me hope.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:31 AM (wldC6)
On the other hand, being mostly cis white males, I suppsoe that is a real possibility. Plus Kav, a known rapist, will be there too.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 07:31 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:31 AM (KYOPn)
Mandatory transgender awareness programs for all Rite-Aid employees. Someone probably mis-gendered his or her preferred means of being addressed.
Which makes homicide justifiable.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:32 AM (LOgQ4)
-Kav can't have a lawyer present
-Kav must testify first
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:34 AM (f6Na5)
And suddenly..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:34 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:35 AM (KYOPn)
Legally secured weapon, former security guard
Woman of color
Sounds like a Halloween costume.
Posted by: t-bird at September 21, 2018 07:35 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2018 07:36 AM (Uiz/V)
-Kav can't have a lawyer present
-Kav must testify first
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony."
Perhaps Ford should consider Fundamentalist Islam.
Plenty of protocols there to ensure the safely of delicate females.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:36 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: fluffy at September 21, 2018 07:36 AM (b+SbO)
It gives me hope.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:31 AM (wldC6)
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That's good, VIA.
Problem is, if he wants to advance, he's going to have to toe the line.
If he's going career, especially so.
As you may know, not all duty stations are the same, and quite frankly, the Navy is vying with the Air Force in which branch haz the most feelz.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:36 AM (rbgPC)
Happy Birthday. You get a birthday prayer-even if you're not particularly religious. :^) If that's the case, please take it in the Spirit it's intended:
God of all creation,
we offer you grateful praise for the gift of life
Hear the prayers for "Molly" who todays recalls the day of her birth and rejoices in your gifts of life and love, family and friends. We thank you for her presence on this forum. Bless her with your presence and surround her with your love, that she may enjoy many happy years, all of them pleasing to you, Lord God.
Amen
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:37 AM (AllCR)
Fingers and toes crossed
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:38 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2018 07:38 AM (0SEK8)
I will have to call her up today.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2018 07:38 AM (Uiz/V)
-Kav can't have a lawyer present
-Kav must testify first
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:34 AM (f6Na5)
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What kind of happy horse shit is this?
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:38 AM (rbgPC)
-Kav can't have a lawyer present
-Kav must testify first
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony.
I'm suspecting 'ensuring her safety' is meant in the Left's twisted sense of 'I must be believed and cannot be contradicted.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 07:39 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:39 AM (KYOPn)
-Kav must testify first
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony.
All members of the committee must wear 'English Leather' cologne, to remind her of her father
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:41 AM (8ikIW)
I have a 4matic Benz, C class sport. Not quite as, I dunno, lively as the RWD sport sedan. I just feel like it is missing something.
Be nice if I could turn it off. Closest I get is turning off the ESP.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2018 07:41 AM (Uiz/V)
If he's going career, especially so. "
I agree.
Spent a lot of time with him discussing the difference between using your mind, and speaking your mind.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:41 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:42 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:42 AM (rbgPC)
-Kav must testify first
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony.
-All members of the committee must wear 'English Leather' cologne, to remind her of her father
-NO eye rolling from anyone in the room! Or the jerkoff motion!
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:42 AM (8ikIW)
She wants the optics of a bunch of mean old men picking on her (since there are no Republican women on the committee).
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:42 AM (f6Na5)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2018 07:43 AM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 07:43 AM (yQpMk)
It doesn't help that he's right.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:44 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 21, 2018 07:44 AM (f1pRq)
-Kav must testify first
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony.
-No wire hangers
-Foil must be aluminum, no tin.
-Must be jar of jelly beans on conference table, all green ones removed
-No questions with the letter 'y' in them
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 21, 2018 07:44 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:44 AM (f6Na5)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:41 AM (8ikIW)
That was funny. All the Senators who are former lawyers (which is what-95%of them?) know this is bull, which of course Kavanaugh knows as well, but of course it's not about Blasey-Ford. The Dems don't care about her. As someone on the radio noted today, "It's all about protecting abortion" and getting out the vote for the Midterms.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 07:45 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 07:46 AM (dPd5y)
She wants the optics of a bunch of mean old men picking on her (since there are no Republican women on the committee).
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:42 AM
I've seen some whispers that the (R)'s would use a female staff attorney for the questioning.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 07:47 AM (LOgQ4)
Perfectly right, in fact.
He was still crucified.
We should expect similar treatment from the world.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:47 AM (rbgPC)
All male members of the committee must be naked
All female members of the committee must wear pussy hats.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 07:47 AM (MxEKc)
This question will be resolved (or not) according to Senate rules and Chrissy will not be allowed to re-write them.
I noticed week when Camel-toe confronted Grassley that he appeared to be resigned. But I got the impression he was resigned to having to do this the nasty way instead of the nice one.
Grassley was my senator for decades. I will be very surprised if he folds.
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:47 AM (KYOPn)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 07:48 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 07:48 AM (f6Na5)
-Kav can't have a lawyer present
-Kav must testify first
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony.
Take these in turn:
1112 Apparently Ford's terms are :
-Kav can't have a lawyer present
Kav IS a lawyer, one of the best in the nation, so big whoop.
-Kav must testify first
Doesn't matter who goes first, especially when we already know what Kav will say - I wasn't there, it didn't happen.
-Kav is not allowed to hear her testimony.
This is called "the rule" in most courtroom, witnesses are not allowed to hear previous witnesses in an ongoing case, so that there will be no contamination. Unless someone plans on changing their testimony, then this also does not matter.
I very much doubt these are the only conditions, because these are trivial and easily agreed to.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2018 07:48 AM (V2Yro)
It's coming down in buckets.
Kinda cool seeing the sun rise when it starts to rain heavily.
Posted by: SMH at September 21, 2018 07:50 AM (rbgPC)
If someone found the strawberries?
Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 21, 2018 07:50 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 07:50 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 21, 2018 07:50 AM (f2HdI)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2018 07:50 AM (Uiz/V)
Not being a Lawyer, I only have a layman's exposure to courtrooms.
But, I have been in several Courtrooms where witnesses have heard the testimony of other witnesses.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:50 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 07:51 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:51 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 07:52 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Bruce at September 21, 2018 07:52 AM (8ikIW)
Kavanaugh has to go first??? Since when do you answer accusations before they have been made?
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:52 AM (KYOPn)
Kavanaugh is not a 'witness.' He is the accused. Are you saying the accused is not allowed to hear the evidence against him?
Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 21, 2018 07:52 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 21, 2018 07:52 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 07:53 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 21, 2018 07:53 AM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: rammajamma at September 21, 2018 07:54 AM (f1pRq)
Posted by: creeper at September 21, 2018 07:54 AM (KYOPn)
Fuck you.
Counselor.
You have the terms. You've known them for days. By 10am if we don't have your shit, we will vote on Monday with no further testimony.
Marcus T, esquire
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 07:54 AM (y9X7A)
It happens, it's not automatic. One of the two sides has to make a formal objection to the Judge, and then the Judge will invoke "the rule" and all the witnesses have to leave the courtroom. If neither side makes the objection, then it doesn't happen.
There was a very stupid local woman who was given 6 months in jail (iirc) recently, the Judge had ruled all witnesses had to leave the courtroom, but she stayed on the backbenches and was running out into the hall to tell her family members (who were all going to testify about the goings on) what each previous witness had said, so they could all keep their stories straight. And she did it standing right in front of the bailiffs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2018 07:56 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 21, 2018 07:58 AM (g0Lfb)
In what bizarre world does one make charges to which a person can not respond.
This isn't a fucking trial. It's a kangaroo court.
If the senate lets this go forward it's a disgrace. It also sets a terrible precedent that Democrats will rise like a pony in the future. F that. Call their bluff and do your fucking job assholes.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 21, 2018 07:58 AM (y9X7A)
Time to put up or shut up
2 Hours left
"I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 08:00 AM (kO+z3)
Posted by: kjm at September 21, 2018 08:43 AM (Dc0v2)
Good luck.
Posted by: flukeboy at September 21, 2018 01:23 PM (iOBuF)
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