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Mistaken Identity?

I’m not happy about Ed Whelan’s offer of proof of mistaken identity by the accuser, as it basically just accuses another guy who is probably himself innocent. I don’t think this accuser has a strong enough claim or a credible enough presentation of her claim to warrant Finding the Real Rapist. Is this there one at all?

Nevertheless, Ed Whelan has stoked enough interest with his promise of 100% vindication I don’t see any point to supppressing this. So, with no endorsement and considerable queasiness, here is Ed Whelan’s offer of evidence about possible mistaken identity.

Update: Criticisms and partial walk-backs.



Yeah, if one is protesting the high-tech lynching of one guy, with no evidence to back an accusation up, I don't see how it helps to suggest an Alternate High-Tech Lynching victim in his place.

Posted by: Ace at 06:25 PM




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1 Roomy!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 06:26 PM (I16G8)

2 Mmmm....yeah....no.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2018 06:26 PM (0tfLf)

3 We need a youtube clip of Al Pacino going off on Kevin Spacey in Glengarry Glen Ross.

"Where did you learn your trade, you stupid f*cking c*nt?!"

Posted by: El Kabong at September 20, 2018 06:27 PM (datdl)

4 I would prefer to stick with, "she is crazy and making it up."

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at September 20, 2018 06:27 PM (3DZIZ)

5 Meh... shes full of s--t

Posted by: Allen at September 20, 2018 06:27 PM (pLDlK)

6 Dang...I've been off working all day, near the vaunted campus of Evergreen State college.
I laughed...I taunted...I jeered.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2018 06:27 PM (0tfLf)

7 There better be more to this.. If not he just libeled this guy

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (O2RFr)

8
The whole thing is a LIE.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (tyz5J)

9 Yeah, this is bullshit. Whelan should be ashamed as to what he's offering vs. what he promised.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (q+HNC)

10 as it basically just accuses another guy who is probably himself innocent.

Hell to the no. That Garrett dude looks like a serial drunk groper. I know, I studied Phrenology.


It's SCIENCE!

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (kD8Fh)

11 Well played, Ace.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (Gs5TH)

12 First, FUCK Whelan for pulling in some guy for something a deranged dingbat claims now, after 36 years! That guy didn't deserve this. This is Joe the Plumber shit.

Secondly, the onus for proof is on Ford. Her associations are enough to convince me she's lying, and the fact Kavanaugh's Mom the Judge ruled against Ford's folks is just the icing on the cake.

Posted by: MarkY at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (GY44X)

13

I once mistook a black locust tree branch for my favorite Mandingo dildo... happens...

Posted by: C. Ford, Psychonaut at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (nM8bJ)

14 Settled Science, people.



Ok let's get on with the vote and confirmation.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (kD8Fh)

15 And I agree with soothsayer, the whole fucking this is a lie. What a joke.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (q+HNC)

16 I saw Considerable Queasiness open for Trampled By Turtles at the Wilma like 6 months ago!

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (TNvty)

17 wtf? how is this helping? i must be missing something.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (KP5rU)

18 this is infuriating. And we're to blame too, I guess.

This is not an acusation, it's not credible.

It's just someone writing a letter saying some guy ground on her and she felt like she was going to get killed. That means nothing.

Until she fucking explains what the fuck she means, this is just some whack job trying to smear a political opponent.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:29 PM (Ejm4y)

19 >>>4 I would prefer to stick with, "she is crazy and making it up."

Well, thanks to Ed, we now have the plausibility that a crime did occur including a suspect that looked like the accused.

Before his ace detective work, we had.......NOTHING.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 20, 2018 06:29 PM (datdl)

20 This is a shitshow.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 06:29 PM (CiCKR)

21
By all mean, let's find the "real" rapist!

She's lying. She's a leftist activist trying to stop the confirmation of a Supreme Court Justice.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:29 PM (tyz5J)

22 It was NEVER a Rape. She never said that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 06:29 PM (CiCKR)

23 This is Slander!

I have never been to Maryland.

Well, except that one time...

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (TNvty)

24 That's it?

Jesus.

Posted by: The ARC of History at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (TEv5V)

25 Yeah this doesn't help it hurts in my book.... This gives credence that it actually happened and ruins someone elses reputation.. This is fucked up

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (O2RFr)

26 Chris Garrett has eyes...gropey eyes.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (kD8Fh)

27 A long twitter thread about architecture, room layout, and locations is somehow going to solve this matter?

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (I9Sw7)

28 Kids, remember to wear a hat when you're out in the sun.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (TUU1F)

29 One year from now. On this date in legal history I tanked kavanaughs nomination by putting him in the vicinity of the alleged assault, substantiating key details, naming a house that Kavanaugh had been to, and pissing off a classmate that there Kavanaugh under the bus to clear his own name.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (ZnZ+m)

30 It was the Duke Lacrosse team?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (xWSkE)

31 I mean if Whelan had said it might be a case of mistaken identity, and laid out reasons why, ok, I could see that. And those guys DO look alike.


But this ain't anywhere near vindication. If anything it pretends that this lying bitch has something we need to find the real rapist about, as Ace put it. I'd basically tell this democrat activist to get fucked and hold the damn vote already.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (q+HNC)

32 Wheels on the bus, mother fucker

Posted by: NCKate at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (Jv60O)

33 Does Whelan work for Soros?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (O2RFr)

34 reposting from the other thread, 'cause this sounds plausible to me. No way is Whelan freelancing here.

646 I think a lot of people here and elsewhere are overlooking the obvious.

Whelan is clever enough to know he shouldn't be laying these "alternative facts" out for the public unless everyone involved had signed off on the story.

There's a reason why Kathleen Parker wrote her "case of mistaken identity" op-ed in the Washington Post.

More importantly, Whelan is saying what he's saying tonight because the real deadline for Kavanaugh's accuser isn't Monday, but tomorrow, when her lawyers must submit a written copy of any formal testimony she might give on Monday.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (kD8Fh)

35 Are we sure Dr! Ford even exists? I've seen one picture of her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (gC2IV)

36 The 'compelling evidence' rumor got a Drudge Link earlier...so yeah, people are paying attention to Whalen's 'Charlie with the PEPE SILVIA board' act right now.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (datdl)

37 Um, they're kind of invested in Kavanuagh, and if you think this is going to make a difference, you haven't been paying attention. They don't give a damn about innocence, justice or anything other than attaining and keeping power.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (v1udk)

38
Quick, put Whelan on President Trump's re-election staff!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (tyz5J)

39 >>A long twitter thread about architecture, room layout, and locations is somehow going to solve this matter?


The entire Feng Shui of the house was one of Misogyny and Rape.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (TNvty)

40 Yeah, unless he has or knows more, this is very shoddy. Unless Garrett comes forward and makes a confession, Whelan looks like a fool.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (kqf/5)

41 Say what you will about Whelan, I liked Mams, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)

42 Are we sure Dr! Ford even exists? I've seen one picture of her.
======

Sadly, it can't be unseen.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (//voU)

43 i would rather somebody come up with photos of the crazy cum dumpster pulling a train at the motel 6 with the burned out light bulb down on the bypass.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (KP5rU)

44 6
Dang...I've been off working all day, near the vaunted campus of Evergreen State college.

I laughed...I taunted...I jeered.



Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2018 06:27 PM (0tfLf)

I believe you need to shower before you are allowed here at AoS.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (UsCnO)

45 yeah, she wants to do a politically expedient hit job, she has to do some homework, at least.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (Ejm4y)

46 Offer of evidence of possible mistaken identity.

That is what he is calling 100% vindication?

M'kay, then.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (m45I2)

47 Now Mark Judge will be asked about this. Will be interesting to here his response, especially knowing that he might have to give sworn testimony on the issue.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (xPl2J)

48 I have never been to Maryland.

Well, except that one time...
Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (
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I confess. I've forced myself on teh wimmenz in every one-horse town from Bodie to Abilene.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (xWSkE)

49

How does anyone know that Whelan isn't doing this with the approval of everyone named?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (HaL55)

50 Just who is Ed Whelan?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

51 this whole thing has me nauseated. i'm gonna go for a long walk down to the beach when i get home tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)

52 I'm not comfortable knowing one of our regulars is a titty grabber. Garrett has soiled the reputation of this establishment. Shame!

Posted by: wooga at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (EZuM/)

53

Kavanaugh stuck his wiener in my mouth once!

Posted by: Senor Wences at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (nM8bJ)

54 this is a super nice, rich area, the houses are gloriously old fashioned but stately, errr, colonials. The interiors must be shit on the old feng shui

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (Ejm4y)

55 You ask for a miracle. I give you Ed Whelan.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (ZnZ+m)

56 So it was 404 all the time! I knew it was that SOB!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (kbKN+)

57 This whole thing is a sad joke. This is something a twelve year old would come up with.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (4ErVI)

58
Her accusation is Vague for a reason.

Reasons, actually.

This is obvious shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (tyz5J)

59 Has Ace's link been fixed yet?

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (Dhht7)

60 47 Now Mark Judge will be asked about this. Will be interesting to here his response, especially knowing that he might have to give sworn testimony on the issue.

Like I said in my lady like way this is fucked up

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (O2RFr)

61 Transgender mass-murderer?

The maryland shooter has been IDed as a "woman" named "Snochia Moseley" -- but look at her pictures (especially the two Facebook pictures where she is standing in the sun):

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6189673/Multiple-victims-shooting-Maryland.html

Tell me -- is that a biological female?

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/ newpix/2018/09/20/21/5078661000000578-6189673- Moseley_opened_fire_using_a_9mm_Glock_which_she_legally_owned_ ou-a-1_1537476434546.jpg

Looks like a dude to me.

If we acted like the Left, we'd now demand a national conversation about "transgender violence."

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (c+2jX)

62 15 And I agree with soothsayer, the whole fucking this is a lie. What a joke.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (q+HNC)


it's a lie that it was Kav. But from the beginning her story sounded (to me anyway) as though she'd been through that scenario at a frat party. Except she was a willing participant.

So she was at Garrett's house, they were groping around and shit...and then nature took its course.

A little tweak, here, a little drama queenliness there...voila! The sex assault charge has been cooked up.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (kD8Fh)

63 So it was that SOB 404 all the time!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (kbKN+)

64 Time to put my hair out or get the lighter?

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (EoRCO)

65 That house pic looks like the house that Dean Wormer's daughter was pushed up to in a shopping cart.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (5jVnA)

66 Look! Here's a guy who had a house with a bedroom and combed his hair kinda like Kavanaugh did!

If this is it, this is dumb.

Posted by: GalosGann at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (Dl9Eq)

67 52 I'm not comfortable knowing one of our regulars is a titty grabber. Garrett has soiled the reputation of this establishment. Shame!

Posted by: wooga at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (EZuM/)

Wait, we have a reputation?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (4ErVI)

68 Tomorrow's Headline: "Chris Garrett offers eye witness testimony of Kavanaugh's assault on Ford after being smeared as the assailant."

*applause* Bravo, NRO. Those cruises are going to sell themselves now.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (datdl)

69
Kavanaugh stuck his wiener in my mouth once!
Posted by: Senor Wences at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (nM8bJ)

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Shut up, knucklehead!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (xWSkE)

70 Not even mock-worthy.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (m45I2)

71 'Give me-
Weed, Whites and Wine
And if you show me a sign
I'll be Whelan
to be libelin' '

Posted by: Little Feat at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (TNvty)

72
But from the beginning her story sounded (to me anyway) as though she'd been through that scenario at a frat party.

She's describing a scene from a tv show or a movie. It's a load of cucka.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (tyz5J)

73 If this new theory is correct, it will still traumatize Professor Repressed Memory to see a man that looks like her almost-rapist sitting on the Supreme Court. Kavanaugh, being a man, should just shut up and take it.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (5R5Wi)

74 I was afraid it was going to be Yoko Ono screaming .

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (EeMxM)

75 Kavanaugh stuck his wiener in my mouth once!
Posted by: Senor Wences at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (nM8bJ)

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Shut up, knucklehead!


********


Aha! You've fingered the perpetrator!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (m45I2)

76

Offer of evidence of possible mistaken identity.

That is what he is calling 100% vindication?

M'kay, then.



It's reasonable doubt and enough to derail any conviction in court, IIRC. I could be wrong.

This is the first shred of any type of real live evidence I've seen since this whole Prog hoax got started.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (HaL55)

77 Kallisto, agreed 100%. Teenage boy acted boorish to teenage girl whilst everyone was drinking.


OMFG, the world is ending...

Posted by: prescient11 at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (q+HNC)

78 52 I'm not comfortable knowing one of our regulars is a titty grabber. Garrett has soiled the reputation of this establishment. Shame!
Posted by: wooga at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (EZuM/)

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Wait, we're not supposed to do that? Well, that's just fuckin great.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (gC2IV)

79 61. Zombie - don't forget the YouTube shooter!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (fA1SL)

80 41 Say what you will about Whelan, I liked Mams, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)


He was the BEST Highwayman.

He was a Highwayman, right?

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (kD8Fh)

81 This is trying too hard to out stupid the Dimms. She's possibly remembering something from a Law & Order episode that starred her.
If she had details, or some credibility, I'd be more inclined to believe it. She doesn't remember the basics? What year? Where the house was and to whom it belonged? How she got to or from?
Dragging some other guy in, unless he's willing to own it now, is bullshit. I've had traumatic experiences and can recall almost every damn detail from 50 years ago.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (wgCUV)

82 It's only unconvincing because of the Twitter format. Wait till you see the full write-up in Architectural Digest.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (kqf/5)

83 Another photo of Snochia Moseley, purported female:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/ 2018/09/20/21/5078661900000578 -6189673___-m-51_1537474426532.jpg

(remove spaces)

To quote Austin Powers, "It's a man, baby!"

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (c+2jX)

84 Look, she was nuts, ok? I had to grab like that before she would blow me. Every weekend that summer.

Posted by: The Other Garrett at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (Y9zp1)

85 Shut up, knucklehead!

Want my hand babies?

Posted by: Senor Wences at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (nM8bJ)

86 The only "exonerating information" that is relevant would be:

1) Ford has a history of making false sexual assault claims.

2) Some evidence that Ford had knowingly set up a false accusation for political reasons, knowing that she was roughly the same age and grew up in roughly the same place as Kavanaugh, so was in a position to make an unverified claim of sexual assault in high school.

But "mistaken identity"?

BS.

Posted by: The ARC of History at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (TEv5V)

87 You guys aren't doing this right. We're supposed to wait until we know what Garrett's politics are before we rush to his defense.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (xPl2J)

88 My theory is that the real rapist also killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)

89
Aha! You've fingered the perpetrator!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (m45I2)

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Got his digital right in the analog, he did.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (xWSkE)

90 Her associations are enough to convince me she's
lying, and the fact Kavanaugh's Mom the Judge ruled against Ford's folks
is just the icing on the cake.

Posted by: MarkY at September 20, 2018 06:28 PM (GY44X)
I have seen it both ways, anyone have a link or proof that BK's judge/mom actually oversaw this proceeding, and in fact, the Skank's parents had a case in court?

Trying to get the facts confirmed before I get back to the Lefties that have been texting me today.

I want the kill to be swift and sure.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (UsCnO)

91 All I get is a server error. What gives?

Posted by: LGoPs at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (ErJlX)

92 here's that URL again (remove lotsa spaces:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/n ewpix/2018/09/20/21/5078661900000578 -6189673-i ma ge-m-51_1537474426532.jpg

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (c+2jX)

93 So....how does she know it is Kavanaugh and not Garret?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

94 Has Ace's link been fixed yet?
--
It's a simple edit. Once you get the error page, just edit the URL in your browser address bar, don't forget the weird character at the end.

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (I9Sw7)

95 Who says a 36 year old crime has to be solved before a guy gets a job? All this does is open the door to an endless investigation . . . which is precisely what Republicans should be trying to avoid. Never make an accusation if you aren't 100% certain . . . this isn't even 10% certain.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (ptYhx)

96 The only thing this theory is missing is Back and too the Left.

This guy is in the loop for picking SCOTUS justices for us? We're fucked.

What a retard.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (4ErVI)

97 If she can't remember the where or when....not remembering the who ain't no stretch.

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2018 06:37 PM (0+nbW)

98 Idiotic.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

99 this alleged allegation was previously missing an actual assault. Thanks to eds crackerjack lawyering, now one exists.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:37 PM (ZnZ+m)

100 Aside from NRO he works at a foundation that pruports Judeo-Christian values.
Really? Really, that's what Bing says.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 06:37 PM (rbMr9)

101 Link doesn't work and the link from thread below has a pop up I can't get around. Who's Ed Whelen?

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 06:37 PM (dUJdY)

102

Kiss me Hardy!

Posted by: Admiral Senor Wences at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (nM8bJ)

103 Ace she is not claiming she was raped.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (FTXAT)

104 Well,this has turned into the whackiest SC confirmation ever.Move over pubic hairs on Coke cans and Long Dong Silver!

Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (mCMQ5)

105 I just don't see a respected conservative lawyer putting his reputation on the line to engage in this clown-show without coordination and cooperation with others. Could be wrong but why would he do this? Does he have a personal relationship with Kav ?

Avenatti is a scum bag ambulance chaser and doesn't count.

Posted by: cheri at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (oiNtH)

106 >>>But "mistaken identity"?
BS.

Democrats had NOTHING but delaying tactics and idiot senators telling men to shut up and not ask questions.

Whelan has now offered up the outline of an assault, PLUS the possibility that the assailant looked like Kavanaugh. So it could've been Kavanaugh, ya know?

Posted by: El Kabong at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (datdl)

107 she can't remember the where or when....not remembering the who ain't no stretch.
Posted by: BignJames at S




which is the hook

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

108 If I had a son, he would look like Snochia.

Posted by: Ex-President Golfsalot at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

109 Link doesn't work and the link from thread below has a pop up I can't get around. Who's Ed Whelen?
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 06:37 PM (dUJdY)

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He's the guy who fired David Lee Roth.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (xWSkE)

110 Look! Here's a guy who had a house with a bedroom and combed his hair kinda like Kavanaugh did!


Yeah. I don't think they look much alike except, oh hey two white guys from the same social circle have the same haircut.

But then preppy white guys don't all look alike to me. I'm not a bigot.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (fuK7c)

111 I feel so sorry for the poor sap who gets played as the patsy in the fantasy rape scenario, but it's the only way to keep the 'She Must Be Believed' narrative going.

The problem with so much of this and other scandals is the refusal of the public to believe the Democrats are that crooked--that anyone is that crooked. Did the Democrats and a politicized FBI and intelligence community conspire to derail Trump's candidacy and--later--undermine his presidency with an outlandish tale of Russian collusion? Why yes, yes they did. Did the Democrats throw in a fake rape story to delay a SCOTUS nomination? Yup. A movie script telling this story would be tossed for being too outlandish.

Posted by: troyriser at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (Um8ak)

112 58
Her accusation is Vague for a reason.

Reasons, actually.

This is obvious shit.

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1. it's a letter to a senator
2. it makes no sense
3. there's nothing contemporaneous.
4. it's an obvious political hit job
5. it's full of evasive bullshit

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (Ejm4y)

113 Trump should pull K and nominate OJ because at least in his case we already know who the real killers are, there won't need to be an investigation.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (ptYhx)

114 93 So....how does she know it is Kavanaugh and not Garret?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (oVJmc)


Because Garrett is still fucking around with the ladies as late as 2012 according to Mark Judge's FB, and Kav was feeding the homeless and a good family man as late as a minute ago.

It's all on the tl people.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (kD8Fh)

115
It was Harvey the 7 foot rabbit...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (/9p9e)

116 I eat muh boogers sometimes.

Nothing in the Constitution forbids it.

Posted by: Ed "The Architect" Whelan at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (kqf/5)

117 Willowed:

At this point this SCOTUS confirmation vote has become a sham within a mockery wrapped in a farce.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM (3JlWt)

Which has now been wrapped in an even bigger crap sammich.

And we are not even done yet.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (CiCKR)

118 Whelan has now offered up the outline of an assault, PLUS the possibility that the assailant looked like Kavanaugh. So it could've been Kavanaugh, ya know?

Posted by: El Kabong at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (datdl)

Yep. What a fucking disgrace. Guy has gotta be GOPe.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (4ErVI)

119 Shut up, knucklehead!

Want my hand babies?

Posted by: Senor Wences


***********


Man, you are really losing your grip on reality.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (m45I2)

120 114 93 So....how does she know it is Kavanaugh and not Garret?

I think I read your question backwards.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (kD8Fh)

121 116 I eat muh boogers sometimes.

Nothing in the Constitution forbids it.
Posted by: Ed "The Architect" Whelan at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (kqf/5)


Very pro-teen...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (/9p9e)

122 >> How does anyone know that Whelan isn't doing this with the approval of everyone named?

Exactly. Has anyone considered that maybe this Garrett guy is going to come forward to clear Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Jimmy-Steve at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (AkTSb)

123 He's gonna be sued to hell and back

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

124 Ed must really want Barrett.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (ZnZ+m)

125 Smells like saving the man while preserving the tactic. Do not buy.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (lLeln)

126 Ace she is not claiming she was raped.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (FTXAT)

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You are correct. The MFM has turned this into rape/attempted rape.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (I16G8)

127 It's bullshit.

It's the same thing we're screaming is so wrong that Ford is doing.

I want no part of anything to do with this.

All this does is make Kavanaugh look awful by extension.

I hope Whelan gets sued into oblivion for this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (dEQP3)

128

It's a simple edit. Once you get the error page, just edit the URL in your browser address bar, don't forget the weird character at the end.



Yeah, watch out for him. He smells like asparagus.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (HaL55)

129 Broken link!

https://twitter.com/EdWhelanEPPC/status/1042898084072763393

Posted by: Corndog at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (p3eEq)

130 boogers are good for the enamel on your teeth. i read it in a medical journal. it must be true

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (d7Ww2)

131 And again Ed Whelan is dumb, and just trashed his own credibility with exaggeration. I don't mind speculation on the whole but this goofball has just reenforced the general impression that kind of 100% proof eleventy!!! tease is always a nothing burger in the end.

if garrett wants to cop to the feel maybe it would help, but all Whelan has done is show a potential party venue (any operative could have looked up.) where kavenaugh might plausibly be present. So helpful. never trust a never trumper

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (Sp1NT)

132 Anyone for a threesome?

Posted by: Left-handed Señor Wences at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (m45I2)

133 Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (c+2jX)

My first thought when I heard there was a woman mass shooter was transwoman. Looking at the picture, however, I think that is really a woman, transitioning into a man. The news will never mention the transitioning part.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (5R5Wi)

134 I'm getting an error message.

Posted by: Emmie at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (4HMW8)

135 Whelen didn't come up with this on his own. No way. Somebody else had to tip him off about a guy that looked like Kav. Like another classmate.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (xPl2J)

136
This is a good time to point out I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (tyz5J)

137 Hah! Go get 'em, Ed! Sic'em!

Posted by: Fritz at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (Z9C5C)

138 404

Posted by: Anchovy at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (srWwQ)

139 Yep. What a fucking disgrace. Guy has gotta be GOPe.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 06:39 PM (4ErVI)


-------

Earlier today I was assured that Ed Whelan is a paragon of the most upright uprightiness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (xWSkE)

140 He was the BEST Highwayman.



He was a Highwayman, right?



Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:35 PM (kD8Fh)

Wait! Wut?

Posted by: zombie Merle Haggard at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (UsCnO)

141 This bitch has a fucking wet dream and was probably the best unrepressed sex she's ever had and she wants to put a face on it.

Fuck her and her miserable life.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (hJlx/)

142 104 Well,this has turned into the whackiest SC confirmation ever.Move over pubic hairs on Coke cans and Long Dong Silver!
Posted by: steevy at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (mCMQ5)

reposting from previous thread:

At this point this SCOTUS confirmation vote has become a sham within a mockery wrapped in a farce.

I expect the same for all future confirmations.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (3JlWt)

143

Kiss my biscuit! Kavanaugh ate me!

Posted by: Senor Ivy Levan Wences at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (nM8bJ)

144 Ace she is not claiming she was raped.

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no she claims she had a guy grind on top of her. Then she said she was afraid he would kill her. As one does.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (Ejm4y)

145 ...if garrett wants to cop to the feel maybe it would help,


******


ISWYDT

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (m45I2)

146 This is a good time to point out I hate fucking monkeys.

Then don't do it

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

147 Any assault of a sexual nature is now considered sexual assault by the left. I'm, therefore, using rape once again in such cases.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (4e+hS)

148
The floor plan that Whelan shows probably matches hundreds of four bedroom colonials built in the area over the period of two hundred years

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (TAmPV)

149 "I don't think this accuser has a strong enough claim or a credible
enough presentation of her claim to warrant Finding the Real Rapist. Is
this there one at all?"
The answer is no.

No rape occurred.
This entire incident has been ludicrous and should never have been given the time of day except for the political to-the-death arm-wrestling we live in today.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (vJCwr)

150 87 You guys aren't doing this right. We're supposed to wait until we know what Garrett's politics are before we rush to his defense.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (xPl2J)


I saw the thread with garrett talking about blue-jeans.

Hang 'em.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (UJFSF)

151 But what if K knew this accusation was coming and had this 'alibi' ready just in case . . . that would be catastrophic.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (ptYhx)

152 Btw ed just gave a great reason to now open an FBI investigation.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (ZnZ+m)

153 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC3MGrWZWDk

I hope she was abused at one point. She deserves it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (/qEW2)

154 /sock adjustment

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (m45I2)

155 Wait! Wut?


Posted by: zombie Merle Haggard at September 20, 2018 06:41 PM (UsCnO)


My apologies, I always got you two confused.



Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (kD8Fh)

156 Dang...I've been off working all day, near the vaunted campus of Evergreen State college.
I laughed...I taunted...I jeered.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2018 06:27 PM (0tfLf)

Hopefully you kept your white, male, patriarchal hands off of the bull dykes with the pink, purple, and blue hair. Tempting young gals, I know.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (2sCft)

157 " Is this there one at all?"

None. This is a pure cuck move to allow Ford and the Dems to save face rather than to call a lie a lie and a liar a liar.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (0VQh3)

158 My first thought when I heard there was a woman mass shooter was transwoman. Looking at the picture, however, I think that is really a woman, transitioning into a man. The news will never mention the transitioning part.
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So what you're saying is that a mass shooting was committed by a mentall ill person.

Color me.... not shocked.

Posted by: shibumi at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (QKV7o)

159 At best, this is a really obvious conspiracy between Whelan and Garrett. The Soros machine will take glee in pointing tbis out, and wondering how a conservative writer (NR is conservative by their batshit standards) managed to come up with this. It makes Kav look shady as hell if he had anything to do with it.

At worst this has legal liability. What the fuck was Ed Ehalen thinking?

Posted by: trev006 at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (l2Bvc)

160 For god's sake, people, learn bit.ly.


Also, I wouldn't be to hard on Whelan. At least he gave us Firefly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (fuK7c)

161 Schedule. The. Vote.

Posted by: Roper at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (PHc4K)

162 Kavanaugh's wife getting death threats according to WZ.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (dUJdY)

163 Per Wiki:

Martin Edward Whelan III (born 1960) is a politically conservative American lawyer. He serves as President of the Ethics and Public Policy Center, a conservative think tank, and used to be an official in the United States Department of Justice.

and further on

In June 2009, Whelan sparked a controversy in the blogosphere when he publicly divulged the name of a pseudonymous legal blogger.[4] He did so in a post entitled "Exposing an Irresponsible Anonymous blogger." Whelan apologized to the blogger for the disclosure,[5] and the blogger accepted Whelan's apology.[6]

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (rbMr9)

164 Whelan was a Scalia clerk, no?

Suggest this is a gambit so that the Rs don't have to slut shame Ford by insisting she's a liar.

Which she is. But now is not the time to say that

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (fj+8J)

165 Has Garrett deleted his Facebook and Instagram yet?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (xPl2J)

166 133 Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (c+2jX)

My first thought when I heard there was a woman mass shooter was transwoman. Looking at the picture, however, I think that is really a woman, transitioning into a man. The news will never mention the transitioning part.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs


Well, it's either a woman transitioning to be a man, or a man claiming to be a trans woman. Either way, that's no born-female-biological-cis-woman.

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (c+2jX)

167 124
Ed must really want Barrett.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (ZnZ+m)

and after a Wise Latina's affair with sugar jelly donuts, she will be.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO)

168

Show me on this French-Thai underwear model how Kavanaugh touched you... slower... go on...

Posted by: Senator Senor Wences at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (nM8bJ)

169

this alleged allegation was previously missing an actual assault. Thanks to eds crackerjack lawyering, now one exists.


Where's the police report of an assault? Those things are illegal if memory serves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (HaL55)

170 I am so sick of this and sick of the left..I hope I don't hit someone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (Ydx5u)

171 Martin Edward Whelan III (born 1960) is a politically conservative American lawyer. He serves as President of the Ethics and Public Policy Center, a conservative think tank, and used to be an official in the United States Department of Justice.

Hard to believe he would do this then.. He should know better

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

172 148
The floor plan that Whelan shows probably matches hundreds of four bedroom colonials built in the area over the period of two hundred years

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (TAmPV)


It matches commie crumbum's account of the house layout, and it is also located near the country club, again as she indicated in her drama queeny political hit job that ChiDi enabled.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (kD8Fh)

173 This Garrett dude could file suit against Whelan - what a dumb move.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (uDcBt)

174 I don't understand the whole "Whelan is collaborating with Kavanaugh's team" angle. It makes no sense.

If this Garrett person was going to testify, he'd do so. He'd probably be prepping with Kav's lawyers right now.

And if Kav's team wanted to release info, they'd just release the damn info.

Whelan has nothing to do with anything, what he's just done is IMMENSELY counter productive to any defense Kavanaugh might have to mount in an actual court or in front of the Senate, and this stunt serves no purpose other than to get us all talking about one topic: Ed Whelan.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (BRvh1)

175 Yeah no. Nothing happened. It's a lie from front to back and top to bottom.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (8rEl+)

176 Now, if we were Progressives and the show was on the other foot, CNN would already be camped out on Garrett's front door, he would be labeled a "well known rapist," Schumer would be now be holding a vote confirming Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court and DiFi would be fighting off Antifa as she picked up her nightly groceries and her kids would be getting their ass kicked in a back alley somewhere.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (db5dt)

177 That tweet thread by ed is so stupid that it just may work. What do I know.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (ZnZ+m)

178 interesting that house layout echoes that in her "story." not that anyone w a psych background would know that you use as much factual information as possible to make your lie easier to remember.

Posted by: Ever at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (OLS0m)

179 Do the Kavanaugh's have police protection?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (AllCR)

180 162 Kavanaugh's wife getting death threats according to WZ.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 06:43 PM (dUJdY)

WHAT THE S***?

The sweet cupcake lady?

Posted by: Ersatz at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (3JlWt)

181 103 Ace she is not claiming she was raped.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (FTXAT)


No, but half of our viewers believe it!

Posted by: This is CNN at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (sdi6R)

182 Important to point out from the last thread.
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Just what the hell goes on in those swanky private Catholic high schools anyway?
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Ford's school is a secular private school founded by a Suffragette who I assume was an atheist dyke I'm guessing originally from an Episcopalian family. Just a guess on that based on fancy non-Papist private schools here in Ontario being Anglican although maybe she was (originally?) Methodist or similar instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (Evws/)

183 and I don;t think his disclaimer is going to protecdt him from a suit by this Garrett moron.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (8rEl+)

184
A woman cannot transition into a man.

A woman can pretend to magically "transition" into a man, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (tyz5J)

185 The Dems boxed themselves in with Ford and with putting the backs up of people like Lindsey Graham and Susan Collins. They have been told to put up or shut up and their star witness can't come out because she has nothing.
So now they spin everything they can think of to wiggle out of this.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (0QYMt)

186 43 i would rather somebody come up with photos of the crazy cum dumpster pulling a train at the motel 6 with the burned out light bulb down on the bypass.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 06:32 PM (KP5rU)
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Why? I don't care if she was or is a slut.
It's irrelevant.
Being a slut is sad and self-destructive but it's nothing like bearing false witness.

Given a choice --- God forbid! --- I would rather my daughter turn tricks at the local truck stop than falsely accuse a man of sexual assault.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (0jtPF)

187 Hard to believe he would do this then.. He should know better
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

Resume =/= Expertise

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (BRvh1)

188 That tweet thread by ed is so stupid that it just may work. What do I know.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (ZnZ+m)

Hey, everybody thought Trump was doing everything wrong too.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (xPl2J)

189 Look at meeeeee!

Posted by: Occam razor at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (nzKWW)

190 170 I am so sick of this and sick of the left..I hope I don't hit someone
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (Ydx5u)

Go hit the nitrous. You'll feel better.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

191 Aren't there time limits on sexual assault charges? How could FBI investigate a crime that it couldn't convict? I guess Garret must be in the clear for that reason alone.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (ptYhx)

192 Ace of Spades is back to just Ace again, how'd that happen?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (hVHEm)

193 Whelan is the President of the Ethics and Public Policy Center? Ethics?
What a joke this has become.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (rnXGe)

194 The floor plan that Whelan shows probably matches hundreds of four bedroom colonials built in the area over the period of two hundred years
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a rectangle with more rectangles.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (Ejm4y)

195 Maybe I've lived under a rock, but who the heck is Ed Whelan?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (mQ0Mc)

196
Never in the history of the Universe has a woman ever become a man.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (tyz5J)

197 This ain't over.

Posted by: The Guy Who Says This Ain't Over at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (9dzlp)

198 >>> But what if K knew this accusation was coming

A one time failed titty grab in 80s high school is not something you would remember or expect a need to prepare an alibi for. Only if you were a repeat offender would you worry about it, and there is no evidence he was a repeat offender. Even if this was a true incident, I can't imagine it was seared in Kavanaugh's memory.

Posted by: wooga at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (EZuM/)

199 Booker's push for Kavanaugh vote delay called out over his 1992 column detailing teenage groping
By Lukas Mikelionis

Booker touts 'Spartacus moment' over Kavanaugh documents
Mike Emanuel previews the final round of Kavanaugh hearings.

New Jersey Democratic Sen. Cory Booker is facing accusations of hypocrisy over his calls to delay the confirmation vote of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh amid sexual misconduct allegations, as he once admitted groping a friend without her consent in high school.

The senator, who urged the Senate Judiciary Committee to first let the FBI conduct an investigation after California professor Christine Blasey Ford accused the high court nominee of sexual assault over 35 years ago, once wrote an article detailing an instance where he groped a female friend.

"New Year's Eve 1984 I will never forget. I was 15. As the ball dropped, I leaned over to hug a friend and she met me instead with an overwhelming kiss. As we fumbled upon the bed, I remember debating my next 'move' as if it were a chess game," Booker wrote in the student-run Stanford Daily newspaper in 1992.

"With the 'Top Gun' slogan ringing in my head, I slowly reached for her breast. After having my hand pushed away once, I reached my 'mark,'" he continued, without explaining what he meant by "mark."

"With the 'Top Gun' slogan ringing in my head, I slowly reached for her breast. After having my hand pushed away once, I reached my 'mark.'"

- Cory Booker
"Our groping ended soon and while no 'relationship' ensued, a friendship did. You see, the next week in school she told me that she was drunk that night and didn't really know what she was doing," he added.

Booker's intent of the column was to detail his transformation from a 15-year-old who was "trotting around the bases and stealing second" to someone who was called a "man-hater" over his pro-women views.

"In retrospect, my soliloquy titled 'The Oppressive Nature of Male Dominated Society and Its Violent Manifestations Rape, Anorexia, Battered Wives' may have been a surreptitious attempt to convince her that I was a sensitive man, but more likely I was trying to convince myself that my attitudes had changed," he wrote.

Democratic Senator Cory Booker opened Thursday's Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Judge Brett Kavanaugh with a pledge to risk expulsion from the Senate in exchange for releasing emails and documents not released for public consumption; Shannon Bream reports from Capitol Hill.
The now-senator came back to the topic a few months later in 1992, penning another article that mentioned the controversial column, which he said was about "date rape," and admitted that his actions were at odds with his beliefs.

"But by my second column, as I raised my noble pen to address the issue of date rape, I realized that the person holding it wasn't so noble after all," he wrote. "With this issue as with so many others, a dash of sincere introspection has revealed to me a dangerous gap -a gap between my beliefs and my actions."

"With this issue as with so many others, a dash of sincere introspection has revealed to me a dangerous gap -a gap between my beliefs and my actions."

- Cory Booker
The columns by Booker, a potential 2020 presidential contender, have resurfaced after he became one of the leading voices of the Democratic opposition against Kavanaugh's confirmation.

Following allegations of sexual misconduct against Kavanaugh, which he vehemently denied, Booker said the accusations are "serious, credible, and deeply troubling." After the committee vote was delayed and Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley invited both Ford and Kavanaugh to testify on Monday, Booker called for an FBI investigation before holding a hearing.

Paul Mulshine, a columnist for the Star-Ledger, the largest newspaper in New Jersey, wrote Thursday that Booker's columns will put him in an awkward position amid the scandal rocking the confirmation hearings.

"Based on that Stanford Daily column, Booker should be giving Kavanaugh the benefit of the doubt as well. The point of it was that the future senator had 'a wake-up call' and decided 'I will never be the same.'"

Booker's office pushed back strongly.

"This disingenuous right-wing attack, which has circulated online and in partisan outlets for the past five years, rings hollow to anyone who reads the entirety of Senator Booker's Stanford Daily column," a spokesperson for the senator said in a statement to Fox News.

"The column is in fact a direct criticism of a culture that encourages young men to take advantage of women -- written at a time when so candidly discussing these issues was rare -- and speaks to the impact Senator Booker's experience working to help rape and sexual assault survivors as a college peer counselor had on him."

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (kO+z3)

200 Given a choice --- God forbid! --- I would rather my daughter turn tricks at the local truck stop than falsely accuse a man of sexual assault.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (0jtPF)

At least it's an honest living.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

201 probably matches hundreds of four bedroom colonials built in the area over the period of two hundred years

This so much, only, I'd say Hundreds and hundreds.

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (Sp1NT)

202 191 Aren't there time limits on sexual assault charges? How could FBI investigate a crime that it couldn't convict? I guess Garret must be in the clear for that reason alone.

Supposedly not in Maryland

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

203 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (0jtPF)

I said something very similar on the downstairs thread, but i can't be arsed to look it up and Ctrl-c, ctrl-v it to agree with you.

So:

I agree with you!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (BRvh1)

204 Posted by: Ever at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (OLS0m)

Yeah she was at Garrett's house a hundred times exchanging handys for a couple of White Russians.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (kD8Fh)

205 Hard to believe he would do this then.. He should know better

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM (O2RFr)
********************


Did you read the part about him outing a blogger in '09?

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (rbMr9)

206 kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:44 PM

I didn't know she had ever been that specific. I will have staff revise and extend my remarks for the record.

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (I9Sw7)

207 Ace she is not claiming she was raped.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (FTXAT)


No she only said he tried to kill her. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (Ydx5u)

208 Whelan was also a former clerk to Scalia.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (//voU)

209 Unless this Garrett fellow is going to testify that he had a guy from Canada at the party named Burt Cavendish who was the actual masher.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (8rEl+)

210 It is all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

This is awful. Putrid. Talk about sucker-punched and blind-sided.

I don't want to have anything to do with it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (CiCKR)

211 Ten bucks says Garrett admits pushing Kavanaugh's accuser into the bedroom by end of next week, but denies any actual assault, says it was common horseplay for the '80s, and regrets not having come forward sooner.

He won't testify before the senate unless subpoenaed, and they won't subpoena him 'cause the accuser knows it's true.

We'll end up with dueling television interviews by Garrett and the accuser, and voters will go one believing whatever they want to believe about this mess.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (I/iGu)

212 For sale: Solar powered Bunny Boiler, only used 5,742 times.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (RuIsu)

213 But what if K knew this accusation was coming

failed titty grabs

--

see e.g., every friday night in college. 50 percent of the time, it works every time.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (Ejm4y)

214 Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (kO+z3)

Holy Christ, man. Next time just post a link.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

215 >>> who the heck is Ed Whelan?
Posted by: Lady in Black

Show me your floor plan and I can deduce if you are a rapist.

Posted by: Sherlock Ed Whelan at September 20, 2018 06:48 PM (EZuM/)

216 No she only said he tried to kill her. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (Ydx5u

No; She said he thought he was going to kill her.

Which is not heck of a lot better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:48 PM (AllCR)

217
This is like saying yeah sure there was Russian collusion but it was just as likely it was done by a candidate who kinda looked like Donald Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:48 PM (tyz5J)

218 she can't remember the where or when....not remembering the who ain't no stretch.

Posted by: BignJames at S









which is the hook

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

Nothing to remember when you are making stuff up out of whole cloth (I mean other than your made up story).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:48 PM (FTXAT)

219 207 Ace she is not claiming she was raped.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (FTXAT)


No she only said he tried to kill her. LOL

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the sort of thing...ugh WHAT a LYING witch

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:48 PM (Ejm4y)

220 who the heck is Ed Whelan?
Posted by: Lady in Black

Ed Norton's second cousin once removed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (Ydx5u)

221 148


The floor plan that Whelan shows probably matches hundreds of four
bedroom colonials built in the area over the period of two hundred years

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 20, 2018 06:42 PM (TAmPV)

Between reviewing floorplans that have been unchanged for 200 years, and a high schooler's memory of event that apparently happened sometime between 1979 and 1982, it looks to me that this case is just about wrapped up!

Posted by: Columbo at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (UsCnO)

222 I'm working on a theory that it was Jason Garrett.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (xPl2J)

223 I don't know, I have been pretty trashed around grabby chicks who were even more trashed. You usually don't forget certain details of even the casual encounters, but I'm pretty sure if lets say a lena dunham type elbowed her way through the room, punched out the hot chicks, and tried to make me her bitch, I know damn well I'm going to remember a fuck ton about that. The color of the walls I had to bite through to escape, the GPS coordinates of the building so it can be nuked from orbit, the fucking jerkoff who let her in the room, and what he was wearing so I know what color he would want to be buried in, and what car he drives so I know which one to burn to the ground, etc etc. Yeah, the details wouldn't be as foggy as gee, an ogre tried to eat me and I know nothiiing...nothiiing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (9Om/r)

224

The nipple mark, it is burned into my palm, my eternal sign of shame and Honk Honk!

Posted by: Senator Senor Wences at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (nM8bJ)

225 Yup, 404

Posted by: Pete Seria at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (qoM+o)

226 Yeah Senator. Those Catholic girls school parties got a lotta buffers.

Posted by: Willie Cici at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (xWSkE)

227 Kavanaugh's wife is getting death threats??? I don't doubt this one bit. They haven't been able to scare him off yet. They think this will do it. His daughters are next.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (mQ0Mc)

228 The sweet cupcake lady?

Yep.. Lord I truly feel sorry for that family having to go through this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

229 Next time just post a link.
Posted by: Insomniac at S




or get your own blog

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (MTjB1)

230
Look on the bright side. We still have time for another thread before the ONT.

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (I9Sw7)

231 another lying witch, Nellie Ohr needs to step up and tell us what she did.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (Ejm4y)

232 As if this isn't enough of a stupid time to be alive, Harvard University is going to give an award to Colin Kaepernick for his contribution to the African-American community.

FFS, CK, mosey on over to Chicago or Baltimore and spread your wisdom to your brothers and sisters.

Posted by: cheri at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (oiNtH)

233 IT WAS THE SALMON MOUSSE

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (d7Ww2)

234 I saw the yearbook stuff. The senior girls in Edsel's year saw fit to memorialize (among other things) their predilection for jumping the bones of virginal sophomore boys. Isn't Kavanaugh younger than her?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (2NqXo)

235 @4: "I would prefer to stick with, 'she is crazy and making it up.'"[/I

That was never gonna fly long term. Might work for Trump, but not Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (I/iGu)

236 Miss Marple has agreed to investigate in lieu of the FBI.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (m45I2)

237 227 Kavanaugh's wife is getting death threats??? I don't doubt this one bit. They haven't been able to scare him off yet. They think this will do it. His daughters are next.

----

ohhhh...internet muscles.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (Ejm4y)

238 How spinning bullshit to give cover to someone else's bullshit is supposed to be helpful, I just don't know.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

239 Can you imagine if you're Kavanaugh at this point? You have the dream job in the bag and this happens and you're like WTF is going on? Could this whole nightmare process get any worse.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (ptYhx)

240 Grrr.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (I/iGu)

241 Ed Norton's second cousin once removed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (Ydx5u)



to the Moon, Alice!

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (kD8Fh)

242 Could this whole nightmare process get any worse.
Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (ptYhx)

Yeah sure.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (Ydx5u)

243 Maybe no one will notice this... Riiight... Dems are rubbing their hands with glee... There goes our"She's a nut case"

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (O2RFr)

244 IT WAS THE SALMON MOUSSE
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM

How the moose got into the salmon I'll never know.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (2NqXo)

245 >>Yeah she was at Garrett's house a hundred times exchanging handys for a couple of White Russians.


*Ear Prick Up*

Posted by: Robert Mueller at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (hjDHs)

246 Ace she is not claiming she was raped.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (FTXAT)





No she only said he tried to kill her. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (Ydx5u)

She did say that she felt like he might kill her... the left is trying to morph this into a rape accusation. We absolutely should not be trying to help them with that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (FTXAT)

247 I'm sure as heck glad someone is pushing back against the blatant hypocrisy of Senator Spartacus.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (AllCR)

248 Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (I/iGu)

if it makes you feel better, I liked your explanation and even reposted it upthread.


Just because I mix up Waylon Jennings and Merle Haggard doesn't mean I'm dumb *all* the time.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (kD8Fh)

249 I thought the Clarence Thomas hearings were a shit show... looks tame compared to this. I'm sick of these fucking degenerates. They have no soul.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (dUJdY)

250 I guess we should expect this guys lawyer to be issuing a statement within a few days.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (ZnZ+m)

251 I doubt the people making the threats are bright enough to realize the additional legal consequences of threatening a sitting federal judge.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (xPl2J)

252 From our own Ed Whelan:

Probability of Guilt Now Up to 50%!

To which we'll add:

What Did He Know and When Did He Know It?

Posted by: CNN at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (Y9zp1)

253 An interesting theory, but it still leaves Judge in that bedroom 'jumping on her', something he has categorically denied as well.

Now a different observation -- I read 50 or so comments on that twitter thread, and I'd say at least 10 of them are by people 'reporting' Ed to Twitter for libel or something.

The ole I'm Telling Mom routine. And I'm not saying they are all liberal assholes, but one of them has Blue Wave emojis in his/her nic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (Z4rgH)

254 228 The sweet cupcake lady?

Yep.. Lord I truly feel sorry for that family having to go through this.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 20, 2018 06:49 PM (dUJdY)

Cake, or Death!?!?!

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (BRvh1)

255 Isn't Kavanaugh younger than her?

Older

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (O2RFr)

256 A one time failed titty grab in 80s high school is not something you would remember or expect a need to prepare an alibi for.
Posted by: wooga


I was inn the mosh pit at a punk show when I was 18 and a girl stage-dived into the crowd. She got passed around over everyone's heads, hundreds of hands and arms conveying her along, for the rest of the song. By the time her body passed over my location, half her clothes had been torn off (accidentally or on purpose, I don't know), so that when I put up my arms to briefly help hold her up, I got a full handful of naked boob. Only lasted for a couple seconds, and she continued on her journey.

So -- do I need an alibi for this?

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

257 I'm sure as heck glad someone is pushing back against the blatant hypocrisy of Senator Spartacus.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:51 PM (AllCR)

Thank G-D that dick is not my senato....oh fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (Ydx5u)

258 One thing the Whelan tweets bring home for me is how unconvincing the posts and comments are here at the HQ. How can I believe you cretins when your arguments aren't supported by a single house diagram or blueprint?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (kqf/5)

259

No; She said he thought he was going to kill her.

Which is not heck of a lot better.


And she was so scared that she immediately called the cops, right?

Right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (HaL55)

260 Holy Christ, man. Next time just post a link.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

Rivals an Ace movie review.

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (0+nbW)

261 But what if K knew this accusation was coming

-
You mean for thirty years he been waiting for the other boob to flop?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (+y/Ru)

262 I'm working on a theory that it was Jason Garrett.


She distinctly remembers hearing clapping.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (8rEl+)

263
Ten bucks says Garrett admits pushing Kavanaugh's accuser into the bedroom by end of next week, but denies any actual assault, says it was common horseplay for the '80s, and regrets not having come forward sooner.

In the 1980's it wasn't called attempted rape it was call thrown out trying to steal 2nd.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (TAmPV)

264 127 It's bullshit.

It's the same thing we're screaming is so wrong that Ford is doing.

I want no part of anything to do with this.

All this does is make Kavanaugh look awful by extension.

I hope Whelan gets sued into oblivion for this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (dEQP3)

If someone mentioned my name in something like this? I'd be looking for more than some money. Ed Whelan would be going home with his teeth in his pocket.

What a clown. And to float this like it's the 100% definitive truth in the matter. Only a cuck would immediately assume Ford's natterings have merit.

Ed Whelan is the sort of cuck who absolutely believes the mailman slipped and fell and his cock slid into Ed's wife.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)

265 So -- do I need an alibi for this?
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

You monster!

Posted by: Ersatz at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (3JlWt)

266
Ace doesn't allow us to post blueprints.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (tyz5J)

267 So Whelan helps contribute to the Democratic Party goals:

"Why, it could be mistaken identity! This deserves an complete and through investigation!"

If the D's wanted this alleged offense to be considered in the confirmation proceeding, they should have brought it up months ago when they received the accusation.

Their entire goal is to delay the confirmation vote beyond the election - we will have Ford refusing to testify on Monday, and changing her mind and agreeing to testify one day before the Senate is scheduled to vote on the matter, thereby guaranteeing a further delay.

At this point, the R's, if they had any spine, would just have the vote.

Posted by: The ARC of History at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (TEv5V)

268 208 Whelan was also a former clerk to Scalia.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 20, 2018 06:47 PM (//voU)


Do we know Ed's whereabouts the night Scalia died?

Hey, this unsubstantiated insinuation/accusation thing is fun!

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)

269

That was close. Closing tags FTW!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (HaL55)

270
So -- do I need an alibi for this?
Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

-------

High resolution pictures will do.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (xWSkE)

271 So -- do I need an alibi for this?

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

If you grabbed tit, we can't acquit.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

272 253 An interesting theory, but it still leaves Judge in that bedroom 'jumping on her', something he has categorically denied as well.

Did he say Kav didn't do it? I can't keep up with all the details of this soap opera.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (kD8Fh)

273

I'll beat the truth outta her!

Posted by: Keith Ellisonator at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (nM8bJ)

274
Anyone call Whelan "Capt Queeg" yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (tyz5J)

275 Ya know there are things i did in high school that would probably have prevented me from getting in The Navy if I had, well If I had...ah nevermind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (Ydx5u)

276 The 404'd info is still up on Twitter. https://mobile.twitter.com/EdWhelanEPPC/status/1042893987747713024

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (hZcQi)

277 Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (HaL55)

Look; I don't believe any of it. I think she's a nut case and a tooll of the left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (AllCR)

278 So -- do I need an alibi for this?

Posted by: zombie


I'm not sure, but I need a cigarette.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (T6t7i)

279 One thing the Whelan tweets bring home for me is how unconvincing the posts and comments are here at the HQ. How can I believe you cretins when your arguments aren't supported by a single house diagram or blueprint?


I'd post them but, well, Minx 0.7 alpha.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (8rEl+)

280 "29 One year from now. On this date in legal history I tanked kavanaughs nomination by putting him in the vicinity of the alleged assault, substantiating key details, naming a house that Kavanaugh had been to, and pissing off a classmate that there Kavanaugh under the bus to clear his own name."
Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (ZnZ+m)
--------------------
Agreed. Ugh.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (xN1DB)

281 This is like saying yeah sure there was Russian
collusion but it was just as likely it was done by a candidate who kinda
looked like Donald Trump.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:48 PM (tyz5J)

That's been the Trump defense from the beginning except Hillary doesn't look anything like him.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (rnXGe)

282 Project Veritas just got a deep state commie traitor removed from duties at his fed job!!!

PLEASE send money to Project Veritas right now!! They are taking scalps!! They are actually truly helping to dismantle the deep state, and punish the a-holes, not just talking about it!

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Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (mk9aG)

283 It's bullshit.



It's the same thing we're screaming is so wrong that Ford is doing.



I want no part of anything to do with this.



All this does is make Kavanaugh look awful by extension.



I hope Whelan gets sued into oblivion for this.



Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 20, 2018 06:40 PM (dEQP3)


I concur.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (FTXAT)

284 I know how this works. In the 4th grade my Mama found a cigarette in my shirt pocket and when she asked why I had a cigarette, I 'explained' it was not my cigarette but instead belonged to a classmate named Wayne. Whammo, Mama called Wayne's Mama, surprise, being that Wayne said it was my cigarette. The jig was up so to speak.

Posted by: Eromero at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (zLDYs)

285 Hold the f'n vote. They can investigate this lie all they want. Maybe ask for OJ's help, he's pretty good at these kind of investigations. You can impeach him later if he turns out to be some nut. Geez.

Posted by: DXO at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (nzKWW)

286 95
Who says a 36 year old crime has to be solved before a guy gets a job?
All this does is open the door to an endless investigation . . . which
is precisely what Republicans should be trying to avoid. Never make an
accusation if you aren't 100% certain . . . this isn't even 10% certain.


Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:36 PM (ptYhx)

How do we know for sure that a snowball in Hell has no chance?

Has anyone actually seen it?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (UsCnO)

287
I'd post them but, well, Minx 0.7 alpha.

You have 0.7?

I have 0.1.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (tyz5J)

288 I was inn the mosh pit at a punk show when I was 18 and a girl stage-dived into the crowd. She got passed around over everyone's heads, hundreds of hands and arms conveying her along, for the rest of the song. By the time her body passed over my location, half her clothes had been torn off (accidentally or on purpose, I don't know), so that when I put up my arms to briefly help hold her up, I got a full handful of naked boob. Only lasted for a couple seconds, and she continued on her journey.

So -- do I need an alibi for this?

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

AOSHQ After Dark

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

289 I'm not sure, but I need a cigarette.


Posted by: pep at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (T6t7i)



lol

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (kD8Fh)

290 I'll talk about Ed Whelan, Ed Whelan is dumb, and males my eyes roll in the bad way, and he will be forever mocked for his exaggerations.

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (Sp1NT)

291 it's an old grope session that no one felt the need to complain about. At this point, the only dispositive proof I'll take is if Brett carved his full name and SSN into her butt cheek

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (Ejm4y)

292 Show of hands . . .

Who here DIDN'T grope Blasey Ford back in the '80s?

Posted by: Ersatz at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (3JlWt)

293 This squirrel is holding attention extra long, it must be doing backflips in the back yard or something. But soon enough it will be forgotten. My guess is it will be replaced by something else next week.

Meanwhile NK and SK signed a pact and NK agreed to dismantle its main nuclear site, Jobless claims reach a 49 year low, Trump has reduced the refugee application max to 30k low, and the kid who founded "March for our lives" admits it was basically just to embarrass Rubio and he's sorry for a lot of the stuff he did.

Stuff is going on while nobody is looking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (39g3+)

294 One year from now. On this date in legal history I
tanked kavanaughs nomination by putting him in the vicinity of the
alleged assault, substantiating key details, naming a house that
Kavanaugh had been to, and pissing off a classmate that there Kavanaugh
under the bus to clear his own name."

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:30 PM (ZnZ+m)

--------------------

Agreed. Ugh.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (xN1DB)

Jeez people, Kav is not tanked.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (FTXAT)

295 There's something strange in the neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
ED WHELAN

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (2NqXo)

296 Sales 101: Overpromise ... and never deliver.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (Xix7I)

297 How can I believe you cretins when your arguments aren't supported by a single house diagram or blueprint?


from what I understand she needed multiple Diaphragms?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (Ydx5u)

298 @151: "But what if K knew this accusation was coming and had this 'alibi' ready just in case . . . that would be catastrophic."

There was a major article back in 2012 that said Romney's first and most likely Supreme Court nomination would be Kavanaugh.

The accuser just coincidentally told her therapist about the assault in question a few weeks later.

I'd guess she started shopping her story around back then, but didn't have to move forward with public accusations after Obama won reelection.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (I/iGu)

299 Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (mk9aG)

Which one was it, Hrabjar or one of the others? ! scalp -only 10,000 more to go in the Federal Government, but I'm glad they were fired.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (AllCR)

300 Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

AOSHQ After Dark
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (4ErVI)

*plays sexy saxophone music*

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

301 243/ 100% guaranteed that the "comedy" wing of the Democrat media machine is busy writing tonight's monologues based on Ed Whelan's Rubicon Twitter moment just witnessed.

Ed meet Saul. Saul, Ed. Ed, Saul has this rule "Ridicule is man's most potent weapon," that I believe you are about to get well acquainted with.

Daily Reminder: Friends don't let friends join Twitter.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (db5dt)

302 Did anyone mention TIME's not so subtle trick of making Kav look like a pedophile?

They have no shame.

https://tinyurl.com/yadzulno

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (W+vEI)

303
It wasn't a 'grab'. More like a loving caress.

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (I9Sw7)

304 Stuff :

https://is.gd/dn2Zj0

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (4e+hS)

305 I am just grateful that social media didn't exist when I was in HS. Pictures and everything of our exploits. We had to go to the kitchen, dial a phone on a wall and talk shit about people to our friends.

Posted by: cheri at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (oiNtH)

306 How do we know for sure that a snowball in Hell has no chance?

Has anyone actually seen it?
======

I can verify it doesn't.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (//voU)

307 PLEASE send a donation!

Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (mk9aG)


this is wonderful news

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (kD8Fh)

308 I now see where this is going. This guy must be plugged into dc social circles and reaches out that he knows what ford is referring to. He will take the fall for some reason. Whelan is the point man to set the story up. His lawyer will issue a statement. The goP can claim they always gave Ford a chance to come forward. Kavanaugh gets confirmed.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (ZnZ+m)

309 Can't wait to here Scott Adams' take on Whelen's persuasion skills.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (xPl2J)

310 . His lawyer will issue a statement. The goP can claim they always gave Ford a chance to come forward. Kavanaugh gets confirmed.

Dream on....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (O2RFr)

311

Smegma under left boob, ugh...

Posted by: Stinky Finger at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (nM8bJ)

312 272
253 An interesting theory, but it still leaves Judge in that bedroom
'jumping on her', something he has categorically denied as well.



Did he say Kav didn't do it? I can't keep up with all the details of this soap opera.



Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (kD8Fh)

Tweet stream includes link that Judge and Garret are still friends, at least facebook friends, as of 2012. Judge's denial is very specific to exhonerate Kavanaugh, not to deny the existence of the romp, to my recollection.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (5jVnA)

313 What is going on is completely unmoored from everything that is right good and just.

We really have to figure out a way to make the price of doing anything like this ever again so high that it will never be contemplated again.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (kT3/m)

314 It is clear that whatever happened to ford wasn't criminal. What is to stop some other guy from claiming responsibility. I did it. I'm sorry. Prove it wasn't me.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2018 06:58 PM (dNzKv)

315 One of the Kennedy's, Michael Skakel, was accused of raping a girl and there was DNA found like 20 years afterwards and his alibi was that he was jacking off in a tree and it fell on the girl. Seriously.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ptYhx)

316 We had to go to the kitchen, dial a phone on a wall and talk shit about people to our friends.
Posted by: cheri at September 20, 2018 06:56 PM (oiNtH)

Yup the good old days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sPU3ymk2ms

enjoy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 06:58 PM (Ydx5u)

317 The thing I'm having a hard time with is that Kavanaugh's parents do not sound like the type who'd let their son go to an unchaperoned party with booze and coeds at 17. Did he supposedly sneak out of the house or something? Does he really seem the type?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 06:58 PM (39g3+)

318 If you falsely accuse a man of rape, your punishment is to get raped.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2018 06:58 PM (dNzKv)

319 @312: "Judge's denial is very specific to exhonerate Kavanaugh, not to deny the existence of the romp, to my recollection."

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 06:58 PM (I/iGu)

320

Look; I don't believe any of it. I think she's a nut case and a tooll of the left.


We're on the same page.

Every time I axe myself a commonsense question about this Prog hoax, I keep coming up with more reasons not to believe any of it.

Naturally, the lack of common sense never stopped the Progs from doing anything.

Remember, this is all about keeping a Constitutionalist (from all reports) off of SCOTUS. The Left has admitted many times that they want the court system to do the work they can't get done through Congress. This is their big push to stop Trump and us deplorable dregs from ever succeeding.

"His kind must not be allowed to rise again.

- former TFG official David Pflouffe talking about PDT.

This is lawfare.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (HaL55)

321 Tweet stream includes link that Judge and Garret are still friends, at least facebook friends, as of 2012. Judge's denial is very specific to exhonerate Kavanaugh, not to deny the existence of the romp, to my recollection.


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (5jVnA)


OK so now we have the reason that Judge won't testify under oath. He was there, doesn't want to be implicated in a teen titty grope.



Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (kD8Fh)

322 Jake Tapper calls this irresponsible.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (4e+hS)

323
So -- do I need an alibi for this?

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

Alibi? Dude, you'd better be running for the Rockies about now!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)

324 Heck. All the papers are doing it. Kavanaugh is shown as a slightly puzzled or angry adult with a Picture of Ford at what looks like 14 looking like she just got the part of Mary in the Church Christmas pageant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (AllCR)

325 Ed is a smart guy but that tweet thread was dumb. I couldn't believe he was doing it and didn't think that through. Good grief.

Posted by: Bear Grylls at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (HTIwV)

326 I'd post them but, well, Minx 0.7 alpha.

You have 0.7?

I have 0.1.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:55 PM (tyz5J)

Luxury - I have version ^<^>.
(cuneiform)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (0QYMt)

327 One of the Kennedy's, Michael Skakel, was accused of raping a girl and there was DNA found like 20 years afterwards and his alibi was that he was jacking off in a tree and it fell on the girl. Seriously.


Not exactly. He killed her.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (fuK7c)

328 >>he was jacking off in a tree and it fell on the girl.


Martha Moxley

He ended up going to jail and then getting released later (early)...iirc.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (hjDHs)

329 (304) They are obviously wearing different ties.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (RuIsu)

330 192
Ace of Spades is back to just Ace again, how'd that happen?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (hVHEm)

It's magic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 07:00 PM (UsCnO)

331 You ain't got no alibi. You ugly! You ugly!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2018 07:00 PM (dNzKv)

332 "Which one was it, Hrabjar or one of the others" It was the self-avowed commie. At least three traitors exposed this week. I don't know how he does it, but send O'Keefe money PLEASE.

Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 07:00 PM (mk9aG)

333 ...the only dispositive proof I'll take is if Brett carved his full name and SSN into her butt cheek

*******


And add in an expert handwriting analysis.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 07:00 PM (m45I2)

334 @317: "The thing I'm having a hard time with is that Kavanaugh's parents do not sound like the type who'd let their son go to an unchaperoned party with booze and coeds at 17. Did he supposedly sneak out of the house or something? Does he really seem the type?"

That "type of parent" is precisely the same type who believes their son when he says it's just a couple of buddies getting together to watch a movie without drinking or anything else nefarious going on.

Story as old as time.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:00 PM (I/iGu)

335 Ed. Is. Not. A. Smart. Guy.

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 07:00 PM (Sp1NT)

336
Those white boys all look alike to me.
How does anyone tell them apart?

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 07:00 PM (I9Sw7)

337 One thing the Whelan tweets bring home for me is how unconvincing the posts and comments are here at the HQ. How can I believe you cretins when your arguments aren't supported by a single house diagram or blueprint?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (kqf/5)




It's all right here on my chalk board, look. See?
I'll email you a power point if necessary.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (rbMr9)

338 What I find fascinating is the mountains that people - even here - are erecting out of an *anthill* of information.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (0QYMt)

339 Ace of Spades is back to just Ace again, how'd that happen?



Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (hVHEm)


It's like being gender fluid.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (xPl2J)

340 NGU - Love it. Gosh Ann Margaret was and is a looker!

Posted by: cheri at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (oiNtH)

341 Not exactly. He killed her.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (fuK7c

Shooosh...He's on a roll. Like the Nazis at Pearl harbor

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (Ydx5u)

342 Whelan said he was beginning to lay out his case. There is no way he would make these claims without talking to Garrett first. I am assuming Garrett will confirm something happened with Ford - the statute of limitations has run, and he should feel pretty bad if he knows someone else is taking the fall for something he did.

Posted by: A Reasonable Man at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (VglFK)

343 so as the left is trying to destroy the country, and the coup is in full swing ... no one has talked to Ford's friends as (lack of) character witnesses? Well there was the one friend that said Ford had asked if she ever talked about being assaulted, friend said "no".
But the school itself had quite the reputation according to the yearbook ... wow. One friend of mine had a father that would sometimes give us a beer or two after we played softball ... that was about it for my high school drinking.

I'd bet Ford has other friends that could talk about her behavior, unless they've been threatened and told to shut up, by the Soros mobsters. Did she ever pass out playing quarters? There must be a lot more about her character ... we had the FBI already examine the judge, and a week of insanity in the hearings. Put the light on her.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (Cus5s)

344 LMAO

Journos on twitter are now telling each other they shouldn't retweet Whalen's 'unverified rape claims'.

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!

Posted by: El Kabong at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (datdl)

345 Ace of Spades is back to just Ace again, how'd that happen?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (hVHEm)


Ace of Spades was a Russian bot. Ace finally regained control. You can tell because the posts are no longer in Moscow time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (dNzKv)

346 The tree fell on the girl?

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (RuIsu)

347 he was jacking off in a tree and it fell on the girl.


He ended up going to jail and then getting released later


********


I guess we're not doing phrasing anymore.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (m45I2)

348 And add in an expert handwriting analysis.


The urine is definitely Marcus Wolf's but the handwriting is Mrs. Honnecker's.

Posted by: Just the East German Punchline at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (fuK7c)

349
Would you rather go, today, to a "sock-hop" or a disco (pre-gay)?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (tyz5J)

350 Unless Whelan got Garrets okay he's in for a shit load of trouble

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

351 Alibi? Dude, you'd better be running for the Rockies about now!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 06:59 PM (UsCnO)

The Tetons. We were looking for the Tetons.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (5jVnA)

352 None of this makes any difference. BK will be confirmed same as before. The only thing that remains to be seen is whether any Ds vote for him. Should have just held the vote instead of going with hearings.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (gC2IV)

353 This guy must be plugged into dc social circles

Identification leaked to brain scientist Whelan, who runs with it, Garrett later proves it wasn't him. At that point, everybody has forgotten that Ford was less than credible.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (Ydn2k)

354 NGU - Love it. Gosh Ann Margaret was and is a looker!
Posted by: cheri at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (oiNtH)

Oh I "thought" about her often. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (Ydx5u)

355 Ed was a Scalia law clerk?

Good grief. Maybe Scalia was slipping.

Regardless, if this is the quality of SCOTUS law clerks, no wonder we've ended up with one pretzel logic case after another.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (4ErVI)

356
Linky no worky

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (8yq6P)

357 So what's up with that link? I get a 404, even after 300+ comments?


Odd.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (5AVMW)

358
I think my half-assed thesis is correct: There was no dancing between the '50's music and Disco.




Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (tyz5J)

359 I guess that is reasonable Reasonable Man. We should be hearing from Garrett soon.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (ZnZ+m)

360 it's all bullshit, all the way down, unless and until someone comes forward with incontrovertible evidence...

and that's about as likely as be being voted Miss America next year.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2018 07:03 PM (rjbMC)

361 https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/1042904024968781824

"Kavanaugh says he's ready to testify on Monday (letter distributed by WH)."

Funny how this drops shortly after Whalen's tweet storm, no?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:03 PM (I/iGu)

362 Is there rape in the Handmaid's Tale? Might watch.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 20, 2018 07:03 PM (4e+hS)

363 Ace of Spades is back to just Ace again, how'd that happen?



Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 06:46 PM (hVHEm)


It's like being gender fluid.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (xPl2J)

So that's what 'Ace Spectrum' means.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2018 07:03 PM (hVHEm)

364 234 I saw the yearbook stuff. The senior girls in Edsel's year saw fit to memorialize (among other things) their predilection for jumping the bones of virginal sophomore boys. Isn't Kavanaugh younger than her?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 20, 2018 06:50 PM (2NqXo)
--------------------
No, he's 2 years older.

I don't believe the "yearbook stuff" is genuine, BTW.
Yearbooks are published only with the imprimatur of the school administration.

These toney prep schools secretly condone wild behavior but are verrrrry careful to keep it off the record.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (0jtPF)

365 to my recollection.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (5jVnA)

No. It was a full denial.

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (Sp1NT)

366 Whalen essentially just tweeted out OJ's 'If I Did It' for Kavanaugh.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (datdl)

367 Yeah I got the Skakel / Moxley stuff all wrong. Nevermind.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (ptYhx)

368 I am assuming Garrett will confirm something happened with Ford

I sincerely hope it was that they were sex buddies.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (Ydn2k)

369 What an excellent analysis by Whelan!

We need to stop the confirmation process while this is investigated!

Posted by: Democratic Party Goon at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (TEv5V)

370 So -- do I need an alibi for this?
Posted by: zombie

Successful grabs of nude boob are extremely memorable in high school. Or so I always fantasized.

Posted by: wooga at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (EZuM/)

371 342/ Whelan also said "To be clear, I have no idea what, if anything, did or did not happen in that bedroom at the top of the stairs, and I therefore do not state, imply or insinuate that Garrett or anyone else committed the sexual assault that Ford alleges."

Translation: I just basically accused Chris Garret of sexually assaulting Christine Ford 36 years ago instead of Kavanagh, but to be clear, I'm not ACCUSING accusing him of doing anything because I have no idea what happened.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (db5dt)

372 I don't buy the yearbook stuff either.

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (Sp1NT)

373 Everyone seems to hate this but Whelan and me.

It looks to me as if Whelan knew it was this guy Garrett, told that by Judge or Smyth, and has been trying to get him to come forward for a couple of days. He is not doing so, so Whelan went ahead without him.

Will Judge or Smyth confirm publicly?

Posted by: motionview at September 20, 2018 07:05 PM (pYQR/)

374 315 One of the Kennedy's, Michael Skakel, was accused of raping a girl and there was DNA found like 20 years afterwards and his alibi was that he was jacking off in a tree and it fell on the girl. Seriously.
Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ptYhx)


Come on. That could have been any of us.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 07:05 PM (sdi6R)

375 That rainbow you see when the light plays across a puddle of Gender Fluid?

That's the Ace Spectrum.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 07:05 PM (hjDHs)

376 That "type of parent" is precisely the same type who believes their son when he says it's just a couple of buddies getting together to watch a movie without drinking or anything else nefarious going on.

But there's two parts to it: does he seem like the type of guy who goes to a party with a buncha dudes and one or two girls, and gets trashed?

A lot of stuff about this story is possible, but unlikely, and there are so many possible/unlikely bits to it the thing just looks sketchy as hell even without factoring in the timing. Even the left seems sort of skeptical about it, there's been pieces in the SF Chronicle and Huffington posts about how this just doesn't smell right. We didn't even get that with the ridiculous flood of false accusers for Roy Moore.

This is the kind of thing that makes trained, experienced investigators take a pass unless something more solid comes up, sort of like how the FBI did.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:05 PM (39g3+)

377 Ed writes for neverTrumping NRO and he worked for neverTrumping Bushes.

Posted by: Muddy Waters at September 20, 2018 07:05 PM (rbMr9)

378 Yearbooks are published only with the imprimatur of the school administration.

The school admins were progressive way ahead of their time. They were on the vanguard of what we're seeing today in the public schools.


"Developing minds and psyches need free expression, we must not stifle them"

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 07:05 PM (kD8Fh)

379 Btw ed just gave a great reason to now open an FBI investigation.
Posted by: SH


Wrong. Not their jurisdiction. No federal crime. No federal employees.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (c07y/)

380 Sorry, but it's kinda funny how so many people here are invested in the "total bullshit" interpretation of this scandal, and now are freaking out about Whalen's story.

Take a deep breath. Take a step back for a moment or two.

Kathleen Parker's "case of mistaken identity" op-ed didn't end up in the Washing Post two days ago by accident.

She's not smart enough to come up with that on her own.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (I/iGu)

381 277
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (HaL55)



Look; I don't believe any of it. I think she's a nut case and a tooll of the left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (AllCR)


This situation has moved firmly into the zone of we cant tell what's going on behind the scenes. For us, who are not privy to any of the players or events, there is now way for us to read what's going on anymore.
This is one of the most remarkable things I have witnessed on my whole life.

But make no mistake, I don't think there are a lot of rookie moves going on here. There is no way for us to determine how what or why anymore.
This could be gas on the fire for the burning times. It could be a coordinated play to eviscerate DIFI by the slow drip.
I still think the pin gets pulled on Monday. I bet we start hearing about "surprise witness" coming in defense of Kav......

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (9dzlp)

382

The entire crew of the USS Gabby Giffords raped me!

Including the girls and the ship's mascot, Spermy!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (nM8bJ)

383 Actually Margarita, when I think about the things that Catholic nuns allowed when I was going to a diocesan High School way back when, that private girl yearbook is not so hard to believe.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (kD8Fh)

384 It. Didn't. Happen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (Tyii7)

385 When RBG dies, they should bypass hearings and just vote. Saves us all time.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)

386 I guess if this Garrett fellow publically kills himself today that will be . . .

Something.

I think Admiral Painter just entered the room.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 20, 2018 07:07 PM (BfOXk)

387 Ralph Lauren to throw out the first pitch...My future son in laws boss

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:07 PM (Ydx5u)

388
BS - a limerick

Whelan promised vindication
To dispel all the rampant speculation
It was a simple Doppelganger
Who was the real high school banger
Ah, hell, the whole thing's a fabrication!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 07:07 PM (m45I2)

389 Not their jurisdiction. No federal crime. No federal employees.

Is Garrett?

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (Ydn2k)

390 377 Ed writes for neverTrumping NRO and he worked for neverTrumping Bushes.

Posted by: Muddy Waters at September 20, 2018 07:05 PM (rbMr9)


NeverTrump is not the same as NeverKav.

Kav is the DC establishment darling, George W Bush even endorsed him the other night. That's how we know the confirmation is a given.


All the RINOs will fall in line, even Flakey.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (kD8Fh)

391 Are we sure Dr! Ford even exists? I've seen one picture of her.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM
~~~~~

There are two pics of her:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nngqte

Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (Ri0Ku)

392 266
Ace doesn't allow us to post blueprints.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 06:53 PM (tyz5J)
-----------------------------------------
Not without a platinum membership.
Then you can do it.
But you have to use a platinum yurl instead of the tin one.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (0jtPF)

393 Our small town fish wrap has a Jonah Goldberg column also mentioning mistaken identity.

*** looks over shoulder *****

It's a conspiracy!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (2xR5z)

394
She never filed charges! She still hasn't.

There is no crime to investigate.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (tyz5J)

395 361
https://twitter.com/learyreports/status/1042904024968781824



"Kavanaugh says he's ready to testify on Monday (letter distributed by WH)."



Funny how this drops shortly after Whalen's tweet storm, no?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:03 PM (I/iGu)


Yep. No rookie move.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (9dzlp)

396 @365: "No. It was a full denial."

Not quite.

"I am issuing this statement today to make it clear to all involved that I have no knowledge of the party in question; nor do I have any knowledge of the allegations of improper conduct she has leveled against Brett Kavanaugh."

Sleazy lawyering, but "leveled against Kavanaugh" is the key phrase here.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (I/iGu)

397

Is she a Social Justice Wanker? 'Cause if she'll put on a pirate uniform and talk butch she can wank me!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 20, 2018 07:09 PM (nM8bJ)

398 385 When RBG dies, they should bypass hearings and just vote. Saves us all time.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)


Mark Levin.


WAR.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2018 07:09 PM (/9p9e)

399 Whelan's tweets are the kind of thing that one could discuss and it would sound like a plausible explanation of what really happened - bad memory caused the mix-up, but then agree that no one would ever believe it. Also, it really sucks for the man he's now outed as a potential attempted rapist.

I wouldn't be surprised if Whelan's right, but to announce it, including house diagrams and pics of the other man, gives the appearance of grasping for straws.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2018 07:09 PM (W+vEI)

400 377 Ed writes for neverTrumping NRO and he worked for neverTrumping Bushes.

Posted by: Muddy Waters at September 20, 2018 07:05 PM (rbMr9)

Maybe the Bushes got pissed that Kav was going to take the nom and told him not to do it. They sent in Ed "The Fixer" Whelan to clean up the problem.

Of course, being a Bush operative he sent out the equivalent of the sound of a tool chest full of wrenches falling off the workbench.

Why not? My theory has as much validity as The Fixer's magnum opus.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 07:09 PM (4ErVI)

401 he was jacking off in a tree and it fell on the girl.


Martha Moxley

He ended up going to jail and then getting released later (early)...iirc.

-
Conviction overturned, retrial pending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 07:09 PM (+y/Ru)

402 398 385 When RBG dies, they should bypass hearings and just vote. Saves us all time.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)


Mark Levin.


WAR.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 20, 2018 07:09 PM (/9p9e)


Hell yeah.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (sdi6R)

403 Ford may have thought she was groped but when the Dem's get done with she will know she has been raped.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (hJlx/)

404 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nngqte

Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (Ri0Ku)



Oh yeah, definitely the type that trades handys for beer.

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (kD8Fh)

405 This isn't about conclusively eliminating Kav as the suspect.

The goal is to push the nomination forward to the vote. She can tell her side or not. Guaranteed that everyone else will. If she talks, it's he said she said (against Garrett not Kav). If she doesn't talk while 3 other people testify about the incident, she loses all credibility

Posted by: Wacko at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (BKfMr)

406 Ya know what I remember from 37 years ago?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (Ydx5u)

407 Now that I've thought minute, I think it's best I step back and see what happens and hope for the best

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

408 she can't remember the where or when....not remembering the who ain't no stretch.
Posted by: BignJames at S




which is the hook
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)


Her best friend says she NEVER mentioned an assault, and they've been bffs for 30 years.

This is all made up and I see no reason to try to save her the embarrassment of being an absolute loon who cares about no one but herself.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (Z48ZB)

409 I didnt think a court confirmation battle could get weirder than a day long discussion of a pubic hair on a coke bottle, yet here we are.

Posted by: SH at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (ZnZ+m)

410 The only thing the FBI can do is another background check, otherwise its not their jurisdiction at all. They can give some advice or help handling certain evidence, but they can't investigate something that's a local event, and besides that were any actual crime committed (extremely dubious) its way past the statute of limitations. And on top of that, its so sketchy nobody could investigate anyway: where, when, who, all are vague and uncertain. And this isn't the kind of event that becomes a horrifying suppressed memory: boys wanted me so bad they tried to double team me, so I left.

To summarize:
-Not enough info
-Not FBI jurisdiction
-Past statute of limitations
-Contradictions and unlikely events in story

Even if this wasn't transparently a political hack job its STILL not worth digging into.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (39g3+)

411 The picture in the NY post was not even Christine with the Farah Fawcett fluffy hair do. In this picture She had bangs and long blond hair neatly combed wearing a white shirt and what appears to be a blue or black sweater. She doesn't even look 15 there. it might be an earlier picture. Can't find it on line

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (AllCR)

412
it's fun to cry grope-a, it's fun to cry...

Posted by: Village Penis People at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (nM8bJ)

413 Everyone is seeing something I am not. 500 internal server error. Can someone help?

Posted by: Rosasharn at September 20, 2018 07:11 PM (PzBTm)

414 Translation: I just basically accused Chris Garret of sexually assaulting Christine Ford 36 years ago instead of Kavanagh, but to be clear, I'm not ACCUSING accusing him of doing anything because I have no idea what happened.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (db5dt)



Ethics are a very nuanced thing.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 07:11 PM (rbMr9)

415 link to whelan failed. Just me or no?

Posted by: jakee308 at September 20, 2018 07:11 PM (DhhWg)

416 If you falsely accuse a man of rape, your punishment is to get raped.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 20, 2018 06:58 PM (dNzKv)


These people are complete evil, rabid scum. They do not deserve any consideration as to how they should be treated. They are animals and do not deserve to be considered as humans when one is considering how to deal with them. I'm thinking Pinochet here.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 20, 2018 07:11 PM (/qEW2)

417 365 to my recollection.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (5jVnA)

No. It was a full denial.

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (Sp1NT)


Nope.


"In fact, I have no memory of this alleged incident. Brett Kavanaugh and I were friends in high school, but I do not recall the party described in Dr. Ford's letter," he said. "More to the point, I never saw Brett act in the manner Dr. Ford describes."

A lot of wiggle room there. A party where BK grabbed boob and I piled
on? Don't recall any of that. Oh a party where Garret grabbed boob
and I piled on? Mmmm, yeah. I vaguely remember something like that.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 07:11 PM (5jVnA)

418 We're all just armchair participants in this charade, but the modern world sure is fun when you can watch stories develop in real time. Someone please drop the Periscope link of the first reporter that tracks down Garrett for a live shot of the "what the hell just happened to my life" look.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 07:11 PM (db5dt)

419 Listen all y'all, it's sabotage. (At least of Ed whelan' s ever being taken seriously,)

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 07:12 PM (Sp1NT)

420 The only thing the FBI can do is another background check,



Please do. Publicly admit their SIX time incompetence on background checks.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2018 07:12 PM (gECZB)

421
None of this makes any difference. BK will be confirmed same as before.
The only thing that remains to be seen is whether any Ds vote for him.
Should have just held the vote instead of going with hearings.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 07:02 PM (gC2IV)

I don't see the hearing actually happening.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:12 PM (FTXAT)

422 Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

And praying too, if you're a praying type.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 07:12 PM (AllCR)

423 When RBG dies, they should bypass hearings and just vote. Saves us all time and money.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)

FIFY.

Posted by: Surfperch the Taxpayer at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (hVHEm)

424

Another public appearance and you get another $5000! Ding Ding!

Posted by: Soros Institute for Donating Cash to People Who Make and Fake Shit for Communism at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (nM8bJ)

425

Wrong. Not their jurisdiction. No federal crime. No federal employees.


Thank you.

As much as the Prog/Leftards don't want to admit it, there are certain things that just can't be done because law.

Besides, who in their right mind would even want to suggest the FBI investigate a 35-year-old accusation of teenaged groping? These people are nutcases.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (HaL55)

426 And praying too, if you're a praying type.

I am

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (O2RFr)

427 Why is Ace talking about rape? The accuser was not raped, not even close.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (jUVms)

428 I'd bet Ford has other friends that could talk about her behavior, unless they've been threatened and told to shut up, by the Soros mobsters. Did she ever pass out playing quarters? There must be a lot more about her character ... we had the FBI already examine the judge, and a week of insanity in the hearings. Put the light on her.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2018 07:01 PM (Cus5s)




That's why she had to wear that swimsuit undergarment.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (rbMr9)

429 It. Didn't. Happen.

Posted by: Notorious BFD


Exactly.

Not one bit of the Ford story is true.

But everyone is going All War All The Time because this seat is so important.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (BfOXk)

430 The entire Whelan thing is a strawman. He might equally have fingered a dozen other kids.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (8rEl+)

431 There has to be somebody from the school or circle of friends that passed this on to Whelan. He didn't just pull this out of his ass. Who did it and why?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (xPl2J)

432 Everyone is seeing something I am not. 500 internal server error. Can someone help?
--

Couple of links up thread. Just scan down through the thread until you see something that looks like a link and click on it. All safe for work.

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 07:14 PM (I9Sw7)

433 430. Phrasing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

434 Whelan is in CNN territory and deserves to be sued. Given he writes for the National Review, I am far from shocked.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:14 PM (FTXAT)

435 431 There has to be somebody from the school or circle of friends that passed this on to Whelan. He didn't just pull this out of his ass. Who did it and why?

Not necessarily... He just went through the yearbook and found someone who looked like Kav... I just don't know

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (O2RFr)

436 406 Ya know what I remember from 37 years ago?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:10 PM (Ydx5u)



More than me. I wasn't even yet a fertilized egg in my mother's uterus.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (zRwJ/)

437 link to whelan failed. Just me or no?

Posted by: jakee308 at September 20, 2018 07:11 PM (DhhWg)




The link is a metaphor for the value of Whelan's evidence.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (rbMr9)

438 Why is Ace talking about rape? The accuser was not raped, not even close.

Depending on what story you hear, the two boys supposedly put their hand over her mouth. That's as close as you get to rape in this story.

The problem is, if they were intent on raping her, how did she escape their clutches, get the door unlocked, and leave safely?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (39g3+)

439 Judge's denial is very specific to exhonerate Kavanaugh, not to deny the existence of the romp, to my recollection.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 06:57 PM (5jVnA)

I think that is just good lawyering. No reason to issue a denial of anything more than what is alleged, especially given the lapse of time and vagueness of her allegations.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (Z48ZB)

440 430
The entire Whelan thing is a strawman. He might equally have fingered a dozen other kids.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (8rEl+)

Well there's a mental image I didn't need. Thanks.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (rnXGe)

441 I don't see the hearing actually happening.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:12 PM (FTXAT)

-----------

We'll find out a little after 10:00 tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (I16G8)

442 /432 just google @EdWhelanEPPC

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (db5dt)

443 I recently got back in touch with a friend I was very intimate with in 1970.

In our conversations, I found that she didn't remember a lot of stuff I remembered and I didn't remember a lot of stuff that she remembered.

I hadn't ever been in this situation before as I've lost contact with all my old friends as I moved around a lot and settled where I knew no one.

I found out how unreliable the minds memory can be (at least mine).

I can remember people but not their names. I remember incidents that did not happen.

A lot of that could be ascribed to psychotropic herbs. Or not.

I'm not excusing anyone making accusations public. I am saying that people don't remember what they think they remember all the time.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (DhhWg)

444 *36 Years Ago....*

Chris: So, it's settled then. I'll attempt to rape your girlfriend and you'll attempt to rape my girlfriend.

Brett: Yes! It's the perfect crime. Criss-cross!!! Ha ha ha ha!

Chris: Ha ha ha! Crisscross! The perfect crime!

Brett and Chris: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Crisscross!!!

Chris: (thoughtful) But, wait, Brett, what if 36 years from now you're up for nomination as a Supreme Court Justice?

Brett: Why then you'll take my place Chris and you'll become Supreme Court Justice. Criss-Cross!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Chris: Yes...yes...of course Criss-Cross!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Brett and Chris: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: naturalfake's writing the script for the Lifetime movie starring Valerie Bertanelli at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (9X624)

445 No flounder ot, that is not a careful parse.
He said he recalls no such party, (that encompasses a small party in a house of such a description near the golf course) and says he never saw Brett act like that on any occassion.

His statement becomes a lie if it is a similar party with a similar grope &ac.

No, no no.

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (Sp1NT)

446 Oh no, never mind. I was in the first trimester 37 years ago

Posted by: Buzzion at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (zRwJ/)

447
If I get SaraW and Grump's drift correctly, I concur.

If Whelan set out to 1) legitimize the fake accuser's charges, and 2) circumstantially implicate Kavanaugh, mission accomplished.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (tyz5J)

448 Well OK, I read it all. Bit of a stretch maybe, but but's... plausible.

Certainly more plausible than anything Professor FutureCatLady and her Soros-cash-funded team of legal-turkeys has put out.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (9TYxj)

449 I'm not talking about this hearing on Monday. I'm talking about hearings in general. We all know it's going to be straight party line so stop wasting time on these bloody circuses.

RBG dies---Trump nominates---Hold the vote

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (gC2IV)

450 Ya know what I remember from 37 years ago?

Posted by: Nevergiveup



I was 19. Fuck me. I don't remember 1981.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (gECZB)

451 The problem is, if they were intent on raping her, how did she escape their clutches, get the door unlocked, and leave safely?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:15 PM (39g3+)


Not to mention that she was almost murdered!

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (Z48ZB)

452 Ya know what I remember from 37 years ago?

That would be my junior year in high school, so the only event I really recall is starting a German language class Literally nothing stands out in my memory from those years, its kind of a blur of classes and nothing interesting happening.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:17 PM (39g3+)

453 when I put up my arms to briefly help hold her up, I
got a full handful of naked boob. Only lasted for a couple seconds, and
she continued on her journey.



So -- do I need an alibi for this?

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)


Hell no, but more details of the actual boob would be cool. lol

True
story- One year during the sturgis rally there was a girl in the
campground. Her group started hanging with our group. One night it was
late, and she got sooo trashed that she passed out on the way back from
the bathroom. I seen her laying in the grass in between us and the
bathroom about 50 feet away, and it was at night, and she was laying
right where a bike might run her over coming into that area. I ran over,
I picked her up, stood behind her and tried to hold her up by her waist
and steer her. She started to collapse, so I put my arms around her
middle to hold her up. Nope, down she went in a slow slide, and both
boobs ended up in both hands, so now I have to lower her easy. I picked
her up again, and this time had her face me, so I could just lift her
over my shoulder and carry her. Nope, before I could do anything she
falls against me and her boobs start to push up out of her tube top
(really, a tube top). I push her away a little and she slides down to
her knees and almost lands her head in my crotch. Meanwhile, the wife is
seeing all of this. I finally get her up and got her back. I look at
the wife and she's giggling and says well you did the right thing, she
could have been hurt. I said yeah, I just hope it was good for her too.
lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2018 07:17 PM (9Om/r)

454 Look; I don't believe any of it. I think she's a nut case and a tooll of the left.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 06:54 PM (AllCR)


Agree. Plus, she mined the guy Judge's fictionalized memoir "Dreams from my Alma Mater" to create a "composite" character named BK.

Posted by: Miklos Freelance Forensics, SA de CV at September 20, 2018 07:17 PM (zCyNd)

455 450. 'The lunch was my idea.' - Just the punchline

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)

456 Lone Handmaid's tale protester lurking outside Grassley's office. The video is good, but if you scroll down the picture of her standing in front of his office is
scary.

https://tinyurl.com/ybaqkj3z

Posted by: redridinghood at September 20, 2018 07:17 PM (hECVl)

457
It just occurred to me I was 35 when I started 'mentin at AoS.

I was a young man.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:18 PM (tyz5J)

458 @430: "The entire Whelan thing is a strawman. He might equally have fingered a dozen other kids."

So, it's just coincidence that

1. None of the suspects so far have lived anywhere near the golf course?

2. Judge's high school friend of thirty plus years happened to live in a home half a mile from the golf course that matches the accuser's description?

3. And Whelan just randomly and recklessly pulled this exact house outta his magic hat?

Um, okay, sure, if you say so.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:18 PM (I/iGu)

459
393 Our small town fish wrap has a Jonah Goldberg column also mentioning mistaken identity.

*** looks over shoulder *****

It's a conspiracy!


i believe you have stumbled onto evidence of a jouNROlist.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 20, 2018 07:18 PM (NmR1a)

460 Why is Ace talking about rape? The accuser was not raped, not even close.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 20, 2018 07:13 PM (jUVms)

-------------

I believe he is mocking the Media, who are using terms like rape/attempted rape.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 20, 2018 07:18 PM (I16G8)

461 link should be
https://twitter.com/EdWhelanEPPC/st
atus1042898084072763393

not
http://acecomments.mu.nu/%EF%BF%BDht
tps://twitter.com/EdWhelanEPPC/
status/1042898084072763393%
EF%BF%BD

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 20, 2018 07:18 PM (rjbMC)

462 It doesn't matter whether anything happened or not. Ford's strategy was to stall until the R's forced the vote through, followed by smearing Kavanaugh forever. She would be like herpes, flaring up randomly for the next 20-30 years.

The defense to this is kill the stall by putting forward a story- one that puts Ford at a party with a guy that looks a lot like Kav. He may admit that he tried to steal 2nd. In doing so, he'll take all the oxygen out of her story.

They're putting this out tonight to give her the option to retreat.

At least that's how I game this.

Posted by: Wacko at September 20, 2018 07:18 PM (BKfMr)

463

She never filed charges! She still hasn't.

There is no crime to investigate.



Thank you, too.

It's too bad Grassley didn't say that the next thing after this hoax was sprung. I though most of these congresscritters were lawyers who knew the law in a lawyerly way.


Why didn't he? He could've spared the country this shitshow if he'd had his act together.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (HaL55)

464 446 Oh no, never mind. I was in the first trimester 37 years ago
Posted by: Buzzion at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (zRwJ/)

----------------

My lawn------------>

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (gC2IV)

465 *36 Years Ago....*

Chris: So, it's settled then. I'll attempt to rape your girlfriend and you'll attempt to rape my girlfriend.

Brett: Yes! It's the perfect crime. Shake n Bake!!! Ha ha ha ha!

Chris: Ha ha ha! Shake n Bake! The perfect crime!

Brett and Chris: Ha ha ha ha ha!!! Shake n Bake!!!


Suggested edit.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (gECZB)

466 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

467 I'm wondering if Kavanaugh is thinking, "On second thought, let's not go to Washington, DC. It is a silly place."

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

468 So, it's just coincidence that


Not so much coincidence as trivial. He could have spun the same tale about a dozen boys, and may yet.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:20 PM (8rEl+)

469 well, i guess berserker is out as a contender when the notorios rbg goes to meet lucifer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 07:20 PM (KP5rU)

470
Whelan's little scheme was to further dust up Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:20 PM (tyz5J)

471 467 I'm wondering if Kavanaugh is thinking, "On second thought, let's not go to Washington, DC. It is a silly place."

He would have no where to go since his reputation would be shot

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:20 PM (O2RFr)

472 It;s really an Chewbacca defense.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:20 PM (8rEl+)

473 He may admit that he tried to steal 2nd. In doing so, he'll take all the oxygen out of her story.


Kav said he didn't do any such thing then or anytime. It would not look good if he backtracked now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (AllCR)

474 @468: "Not so much coincidence as trivial. He could have spun the same tale about a dozen boys, and may yet."

A dozen other boys with similar house architecture within pissing distance of the golf course?

Nope.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (I/iGu)

475 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

your shitting me right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (Ydx5u)

476 In 1982 I was... 16, going on... 17

Why do I all of a sudden feel very fortunate that I didn't grow-up in Columbia MD near a golf course.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (9TYxj)

477 This is stupid. Introducing new evidence like this will just give the Democrats and excuse to demand more time to investigation this new information, to run out the clock.

Posted by: Resist !! at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (IwOIh)

478 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.
Posted by: It's me donna


Fuck You sugartits. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (gECZB)

479 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.

Is that one of the lesser demands? Good grief!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (AllCR)

480 Did you guys see the news? Apparently Beyonce is a witch.

Knowles former drummer has accused the singer of "extreme witchcraft, dark magic, and magic spells of sexual molestation."

Sounds serious.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (9qZ3S)

481
Why didn't he? He could've spared the country this shitshow if he'd had his act together.

Because the Democrats will just continue to Lie.

They're out there today pretending the FBI never did a background check on Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (tyz5J)

482 So -- do I need an alibi for this?

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

I just want to know what show you were at!

Posted by: VA MKZ at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (vvoWK)

483 Are we sure Dr! Ford even exists? I've seen one picture of her.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM
~~~~~

There are two pics of her:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8nngqte

Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2018 07:08 PM (Ri0Ku)
...............

I found two more:

https://tinyurl.com/y9jrdswb


Posted by: wth at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (HgMAr)

484 The only reason the SCOTUS position is so important is because the left has made it the go to practice to constantly make attempts to get their agenda pushed through using the courts and the SCOTUS being at the top is the most important.

For 60 years now we've watched our country's culture and morals eroded and sometimes thrown out because of the decisions of 9 ppl in black robes.

There are too many to recount but it is a fact that the SCOTUS has been more responsible for the lowering of American standards and American culture than most any of the laws that the left has pushed.

One can also show how the SCOTUS first broke down the walls that then allowed the left to pass the laws that did the work of destroying America.

We can see it in action over same sex marriage, about abortion and about other popular positions that have been affirmed by vote but then cast out by judges.

They have usurped the peoples decisions with little actual proof of constitutionality.

Some has been blatantly made up. The left has been on the sidelines pushing their agenda through the courts laughing all the way.

Now that we are turning the tables they're not going to play fair. They never do. Unless it's in their interest.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (DhhWg)

485 AP bombshell!

The Associated Press
@AP
NIn the yearbook for his elite private prep school, Brett Kavanaugh declared himself treasurer of the "Keg City Club."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

486 What is the thumb-across-the-forehead with the forefinger pointing up gesture signify?

link @456

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (I9Sw7)

487 Circle of Friends was Edie Brickell's 2nd best song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (PUmDY)

488 469 well, i guess berserker is out as a contender when the notorios rbg goes to meet lucifer.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 07:20 PM (KP5rU)


It's America's loss.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (sdi6R)

489 475 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

your shitting me right?

No, At least that what they are saying on WZ... Trying to find it elsewhere

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (O2RFr)

490 BREAKING

Grassley announces vote for Ginsburg's replacement

Tentatively scheduled time slot every day at 10AM, circumstances permitting

Posted by: MiklosPost at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (zCyNd)

491 Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (Sp1NT)

Reread the statement. He is saying that he has no recollection of the party described in the accuser's letter, which description includes Kavanaugh grabbing boob. There was no such party. There may have been such a party in which Garret grabbed boob. And his statement leaves open such a possibility.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (5jVnA)

492 Nope.

Well never mind. If you want to believe it that's on you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (8rEl+)

493 The defense to this is kill the stall by putting forward a story

I'd say, Ed, quit helping. He has lowered the bar for all future nomination shenanigans.

Posted by: t-bird at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (OiC69)

494 I remember 1981. 115+ or hotter for 30 days here .

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (hJlx/)

495 NIn the yearbook for his elite private prep school, Brett Kavanaugh declared himself treasurer of the "Keg City Club."

Yup... here we go

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (O2RFr)

496 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.
Posted by: It's me donna

I'm going to apply to be a CEO of a large corporation and my lawyer will demand that I not be interviewed by anyone who doesn't think I'm qualified.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (xEuHL)

497 446 Oh no, never mind. I was in the first trimester 37 years ago
Posted by: Buzzion at September 20, 2018 07:16 PM (zRwJ/)

Oooh! Ooooh! I've always wanted to say this!

*ahem*

.... get OFF my LAWN!

You silly person who is several months younger than me!

Hahaha!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (BRvh1)

498
NIn the yearbook for his elite private prep school, Brett Kavanaugh declared himself treasurer of the "Keg City Club."


Yes, and this is precisely the type of Public Information the false accuser used to CONCOCT her LIE.

Holy shit it's a full blown witch trial.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (tyz5J)

499 Are we sure Dr! Ford even exists? I've seen one picture of her.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 20, 2018 06:31 PM
...............

Really. I think she's a figment of her own imagination.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (HgMAr)

500 486. It signifies 'Loser'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)

501 Why didn't he? He could've spared the country this shitshow if he'd had his act together.

Because the Democrats will just continue to Lie.

They're out there today pretending the FBI never did a background check on Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Soothsayer


They didn't do one.

THEY DID SIX BACKGROUND CHECKS.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (gECZB)

502 473--

Kav will make no admission. Garrett will. Hell, he may give her a heartfelt apology for any non-criminal misunderstanding.

Posted by: Wacko at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (BKfMr)

503 I am still waiting for the promised sequel to The Sword And The Sorcerer.
....and Flash Gordon

Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (dxLIF)

504 This is pretty funny- the next door app (which is annoying but need it because I was looking for used furniture for my son's apt)- has developed into a snark- war over yard signs for Cruz or O"Rourke

Last week, someone posted that they had O"Rourke yard signs and would give them to anyone who wanted. There were a handful of responses.

Then, 2 days ago, someone posts that he has Cruz yard signs and will deliver them or people can pick them up. Requests come pouring in and what do you know- a O'Rourke supporter suddenly posts that its a violation of Next Door's policy and demands the post come down. The Cruz guy pushes back and says it isn't, and everyone else basically mocks her because she has not scolded the O"Rourke supporter.

Anyway, every hour or so, another posts comes up and it is so juvenile and ridiculous, but it makes me laugh.

Posted by: LASue at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (Z48ZB)

505 494 I remember 1981. 115+ or hotter for 30 days here .
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (hJlx/)

you in dallas? i was there that summer

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (d7Ww2)

506 The fuck is going on here? I don't get any of this Garrett shit. It's just more shit to allow for obfuscation from the Left.


Ford is just a far left crazy taking one for the team. Only she realized that she might have to actually "take one for the team" and like all cowardly leftists is now running for cover.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (ErJlX)

507 @491: "There was no such party. There may have been such a party in which Garret grabbed boob. And his statement leaves open such a possibility."

Again, this guy gets it.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (I/iGu)

508 I was... 16, going on... 17

Why do I all of a sudden feel very fortunate that I didn't grow-up in Columbia MD near a golf course.

Salzburg is lovely.

Posted by: The Baroness at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (zCyNd)

509 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.

Posted by: It's me donna
..............

Plus she wants a bowl of M&M's, ONLY brown ones.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

510 the yearbook is believable to me ... the playing quarters and passing out is kinda presented as satire, but it probably really happened. There were some high school kids that did a lot of drinking, for sure.


And they only pulled out the more outlandish parts from the yearbook ... the rest was probably the regular tame stuff. The writers try to make it sassy and fun ... drunks at parties of rich kids, sounds pretty believable.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (Cus5s)

511 I remember 1981. 115+ or hotter for 30 days here .
Posted by: Ben Had



Yeah. Know it. Don't remember it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (gECZB)

512 413 Everyone is seeing something I am not. 500 internal server error. Can someone help?

Posted by: Rosasharn



https://twitter.com/EdWhelanEPPC/status
/1042898084072763393

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (Z4rgH)

513
Is it sinking in yet?

--The vague details.
--The kinda specific tidbits that would provide circumstantial evidence.

Is it sinking in yet??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (tyz5J)

514
That Ed guy did himself no favors.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (r+sAi)

515 To be fair, I was in sort of a cloud of dreams and stories in my head most of my youth so I barely remembered getting from class to class. I got great grades but most of the time was in my own little world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (39g3+)

516 475
OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.

Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (O2RFr)



your shitting me right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (Ydx5u)


If there was ANY question this whole thing is a scam, financed by Soros, this should eliminate it.

And try this the next time the police stop you and question you.

"You don't believe ME? You cannot TALK to me or ask me questions!
Have we reached infinity crazy yet?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (UsCnO)

517 Come to think of it...

Where was Ed Whelen during this timeframe...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (Uiz/V)

518 458/ So, the theory is that Ed Whelan just tweeted about Garrett to get people like us talking about this and spreading his name around in a "prepare the field" gambit that will have Act 2 at the next Kavanaugh hearing where there will be a dramatic Perry Mason moment where Garrett will be unveiled as the true perpetrator? Kind of a "I'm not saying it's Garrett, but it was Garrett" play?

Sounds like wishful thinking to me. I'd consider it seriously had Ed Whelan ended his little rant with a "stay tuned" or "more to be revealed" comment. But he didn't. He ended with a "I'm not accusing anyone because I don't know what happened 36 years ago" comment.

As in, it looks like in the mind of Ed Whelan he thought he just had a "drop the mic" moment.... which makes me very worried that Ed Whelan has worked in a professional capacity to help GOP administrations put judges on the Supreme Court.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (db5dt)

519

Depending on what story you hear, the two boys supposedly put their hand over her mouth. That's as close as you get to rape in this story.

The problem is, if they were intent on raping her, how did she escape their clutches, get the door unlocked, and leave safely?



*points wildy* See! This is what I'ma talking 'bout. Common sense questions about this story all lead to the same place: nowhere. I can't believe anyone on that committee took any part of this bullshit accusation seriously. Hell, just the timing alone should've been enough to dismiss it immediately.

We're in worse shape than I thought with people like that in power.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (HaL55)

520 You people are nuts if you think Whalen vomited up this theory on his own without consulting Kavanaugh's people.

Doubly so, if you think Kathleen Parker's op-ed appeared outta thin air two days ago, and has no bearing whatsoever on how this story continues to unfold.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (I/iGu)

521 That Ed guy did himself no favors.


Or us either. Never throw a lifeline to a drowning enemy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (8rEl+)

522 When it comes to teenagers fumbling around in the dark there simply is no "truth."

There are some bright lines that the law draws, which must and should be respected, e.g. rape, violence, drugging someone, physically restraining someone after they've said "no" etc.

But "when we both drunk, lying on the bed he touched my boob when I really only wanted his hand on my waist and then I told him no, and he waited 3 seconds too long and pressed against me, and fumbled with my brastrap then I got up..." is simply human interaction, indefinably subtle, vague, subjective and not a matter with anything approaching a "truth" to litigate, much less something on which to base a judgment about someone's character 30 years later.

But you can't say that.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (koNhm)

523 500 486. It signifies 'Loser'
---
Scarlet letter 'L' tattooed on your forehead.
Thank you for explaining.

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (I9Sw7)

524 Heh, but I did! Not the same place as the story, but their is a Columbia, MD where I grew up and lived behind the 17th of the Columbia Golf Course. In Hobbits Glen neighborhood. The clubhouse was named "Boggies" though a pun off the golf term but was actually a themed restaurant based off Humphrey Boggart movies. They served a dish called "The Malcheese Falcon."

Posted by: Resist !! at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (IwOIh)

525 I am still waiting for the promised sequel to The Sword And The Sorcerer.
....and Flash Gordon


And Conan. And Hawk the Slayer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:27 PM (39g3+)

526
Yes, she's "demanding" that she'll speak only to senators who will support and advance her lie.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:27 PM (tyz5J)

527 509
OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.



Posted by: It's me donna

..............



Plus she wants a bowl of MM's, ONLY brown ones.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2018 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

So she is really David Lee Roth in drag?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 07:27 PM (UsCnO)

528 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.


What next?!? She wants an unborn baby ripped out of the womb and the questioner prove their worthiness by eating its still beating heart?

I just can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2018 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

529 Come to think of it...

Where was Ed Whelen during this timeframe...?



He does seem to know a lot about this alleged event.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:27 PM (8rEl+)

530 We will get to the bottom of it, don't worry

Posted by: Federal Bureau of investigating High School Parties at September 20, 2018 07:27 PM (T4oHT)

531 493-

The dems have no lower limit on how far they will go to win. I don't think Ed is calling the shots here, just pointing out to Ford where this is going.

She can either tuck and run or she can be disputed by more than one witness. Whatever happened at that party, from nothing to rape/attempted murder, it does not involve Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Wacko at September 20, 2018 07:28 PM (BKfMr)

532 @492: "Well never mind. If you want to believe it that's on you."

Hysterical leftists on Twitter will continuing believing Kavanaugh is obviously guilty even after Garrett ends up confessing to clumsy drunken high school sexual horseplay next week.

To each their own.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:28 PM (I/iGu)

533 This Whelan guy sounds like a piece of shit running interference for the other side. His crap can only lead to two possible outcomes, both bad:

1) Artificially raised expectations of provable innocence can be shattered, making Kavanaugh look worse even though nothing's changed.

2) GOP now is also guilty of making accusations without proof, so the Dems can argue we did it, too.


I'm appalled that we're still even talking about this.

(...on the other hand, if having this in the public eye convinces stay-at-homes to get riled up and come vote GOP, then I'm all for it. It kinda seems like a ballsy media play Trump would make...)

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at September 20, 2018 07:28 PM (q6jjE)

534 What is the thumb-across-the-forehead with the forefinger pointing up gesture signify?


*********


We've been through this before. It means, "We come here to bury Nelson Mandela, not praise him."

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (m45I2)

535 466 OMG, one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.
Posted by: It's me donna at September 20, 2018 07:19 PM (O2RFr)

Translation: I will only talk to people who made up their minds before they heard any facts. And only if their uninformed opinions match my own.

Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (dxLIF)

536 DOCTOR David Lee Roth

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (PRfdc)

537 That Ed guy did himself no favors.


Or us either. Never throw a lifeline to a drowning enemy.
Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:26 PM (8rEl+)



This is such a Beta Cuck move.

He wants everyone to be "happy".

See? Everyone's right!

They're just mistaken.



Thanks for nothing, jackass. You just muddied the waters.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (9X624)

538 If the new criterion for office is whether you did some clumsy teenaged pawing and groping...then we have just proven that we're the most un-serious, frivolous people in the world and don't deserve our freedom.


I am referring of course to Jonathan Gruber's 'stupid Americans' who by definition constitute the Democrat Party.

And I'll be damned if I let them take me down with them.

Posted by: LGoPs at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (ErJlX)

539 I hope Whelan gets sued into oblivion for this.


"Ethics and Public Policy Center"

Apparently they missed lesson #1 in what they should be teaching.

Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

540 I can't believe anyone on that committee took any part of this bullshit accusation seriously.

Especially considering that only DiFi and, apparently, a couple of Dems on the committee have seen the full, actual, unredacted letter.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (9TYxj)

541 It's like a bukkake tsunami.

Posted by: Fritz at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (Z9C5C)

542
The false accuser just issued another demand: Stormy Daniels gets to question her, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:30 PM (tyz5J)

543 Dr. Eddie Van Halen.

Roth would be smarter than that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

544 m going to apply to be a CEO of a large corporation and my lawyer will demand that I not be interviewed by anyone who doesn't think I'm qualified.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 20, 2018 07:23 PM (xEuHL)

Why not also make an additional demand that everybody at your workplace must not raise any objections about your work performance and that they must all like you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 07:30 PM (AllCR)

545 I don't think this actually hurts Kavanaugh. It just makes it more of a shit show.

Posted by: Max Power at September 20, 2018 07:30 PM (q177U)

546 501
Why didn't he? He could've spared the country this shitshow if he'd had his act together.



Because the Democrats will just continue to Lie.



They're out there today pretending the FBI never did a background check on Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothsayer





They didn't do one.



THEY DID SIX BACKGROUND CHECKS.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2018 07:24 PM (gECZB)


Ahh, now I see the problem.

6 background checks?

Yep, math was involved.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 07:30 PM (UsCnO)

547 Although the whole series of threads were funnier when I thought yinzall were just clowning on "by: garrett ... (TNvty)"

Posted by: DaveA at September 20, 2018 07:31 PM (FhXTo)

548 I'm sure someone has pointed it out, but the (D)s wouldn't be going to the mat if the SCOTUS was merely a co-equal branch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 20, 2018 07:31 PM (PRfdc)

549 We will get to the bottom of it, don't worry
Posted by: Federal Bureau of investigating High School Parties at September 20, 2018 07:27 PM (T4oHT)

I'm a bit of an ass man myself

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:31 PM (Ydx5u)

550 Hmm, I wonder if the Whelan nonsense and the "yearbook" that whomever supposedly cached before they took it offline (are there any yearbooks online?) are people trying to spread chum that they think would make PDJT attack Ford on twitter. Because it seems like BS.

I don't know if Ford was a 'rich beech' party girl or not, she may have been and that may even be part of the lefts' plan to the extent they have one. Get Trump to attack her. I think they mis-understand his personality if that is their plan. Perhaps we will learn that Kav is allergic to chlorine or beer if Ford alleged the groping was preceded by him drinking or something like that since the good guys seem confident that he can refute the allegation despite the vagueness of it.

Posted by: paleRider at September 20, 2018 07:31 PM (eASYU)

551 Anglican although maybe she was (originally?) Methodist or similar instead.


Posted by: andycanuck at September 20, 2018 06:45 PM (Evws/)


betcha five bucks it's Quaker

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 07:31 PM (kD8Fh)

552
Yep, I am thinking this Ed guy is on the other side too.
Kinda like Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 07:31 PM (r+sAi)

553 FWIW, Ed is one of the National Review folks and I believe used to have an online column with them.

Posted by: whig at September 20, 2018 07:31 PM (jWFXC)

554 one of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.

Basically she's putting so many ridiculous demands out there that to defend this chick puts you into goofball territory for ordinary folks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:32 PM (39g3+)

555
503 I am still waiting for the promised sequel to The Sword And The Sorcerer.
....and Flash Gordon


... and buckaroo bonzay

Posted by: Anachronda at September 20, 2018 07:32 PM (xGZ+b)

556 >>I'm a bit of an ass man myself

Oh, don't sell yourself short.

Posted by: garrett at September 20, 2018 07:32 PM (hjDHs)

557 I hope Whelan gets sued into oblivion for this.

Well, he potentially just opened himself up to a massive defamation suit against a guy who apparently comes from some pretty serious cash.

Or, just to cover all the bases, this was actually - what's the word people use? oh yeah - coordinated with someone.

I'm leaning heavily toward Door #1 and I fully suspect Whelan is lawyering-up right now.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2018 07:32 PM (9TYxj)

558 FWIW, Ed is one of the National Review folks and I believe used to have an online column with them.

Posted by: whig at September 20, 2018 07:31 PM (jWFXC)


So, he's a swabby?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2018 07:32 PM (ptqGC)

559 Wasn't me. I was overseas in '82.

On the other hand, if there are any women out there who claim I had my hand under their sweater in HS, I would like to meet them for some fond recollections.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (v+fx/)

560
Ed has all of 27k followers on Twitter so...

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (TAmPV)

561 well, i guess berserker is out as a contender when the notorios rbg goes to meet lucifer.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 07:20 PM (KP5rU)


Seriously? They would have a frigging field day with me. Devil music playing guitar player lures chicks into satanic rituals and pistol whips them while they hold his junk. I mean holy shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (9Om/r)

562 The more I think about it, the stupider this TL seems. He's basically making a case for Ford.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (8rEl+)

563 How long do they let the MSM shit themselves before the guy walks out and says, yeah it was me.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (9dzlp)

564 betcha five bucks it's Quaker
Posted by: kallisto

Check for oats, that's how you know.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (xEuHL)

565 I'm not sure the phrase "By Any Means Necessary" and what it applies to is sinking in.

Posted by: dDan at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (hwYmz)

566 Aha! You've fingered the perpetrator!

It was a hand job?

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (cTajt)

567 So here's a mystery: I got an e-mail saying that my L.L. Bean order shipped today by UPS Ground and I'll get it tomorrow.

But UPS' map says it's two days from Maine to here.

I guess we'll see.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

568 Shit show is the correct description. If that bunt does not respond by 10:00am tomorrow then st 10:15 am, the confirmation vote should be held.

Posted by: IC at September 20, 2018 07:34 PM (4lu7W)

569 The Associated Press
@AP
NIn the yearbook for his elite private prep school, Brett Kavanaugh declared himself treasurer of the "Keg City Club."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++++
What? I should be outraged and pissed off that Kavanaugh had more fun in high school than I did?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 07:34 PM (1qrtS)

570

In 4th grade he gave me a wet willy! In my RIGHT ear! No, with his pinky.

He put his pinky in my stinky! Stinky ear, i didn't wash much then. I think. Maybe.

RAPE!

Posted by: Dr. Ford, Loon at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (nM8bJ)

571
The more I think about it, the stupider this TL seems. He's basically making a case for Ford.


If you took my 'ments off Ignore, you would've seen it sooner.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (tyz5J)

572 From Steve Hayward at PowerLine, a site that has been very fair to Trump

Well, in fact I do know Ed Whelan pretty well, and he is a very serious, sober, and credible person with a lot at stake himself if this account is utterly unfounded. I suspect he's got more in reserve. Let's wait and see what the follow up is and I'm sure there is going to be some.

Posted by: motionview at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (pYQR/)

573 Well, the Hollywood ho's have made up their minds: Kav is guilty.


Shut it down. Game over.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)

574
We've been through this before. It means, "We come here to bury Nelson Mandela, not praise him."

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (m45I2)

hey! I heard that if I show up, I get a free necklace!


Posted by: White South African farmer, 5th generation at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (UsCnO)

575 I've read a lot of the stuff Whelan writes on religious liberty cases. He's really good at that, I'll give him that much.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

576

I'm going to apply to be a CEO of a large corporation and my lawyer will demand that I not be interviewed by anyone who doesn't think I'm qualified.


It's the Law. The precedent will have been established in these hearings. And the precedent is just as good as the original law, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (HaL55)

577 She got so drunk with the first four boys that they dropped her off the car. Two other guys saw lying on the sidewalk and brought her inside the house.

They tried to take advantage of her drunkenness but she had sobered enough to manage an escape.

This was not her first time.

Posted by: Ranger Ricardo at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (rbMr9)

578 561; berserker, i would watch that, for sure.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (KP5rU)

579 If you took my 'ments off Ignore, you would've seen it sooner.


*snort* I try to never miss one our your comms.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:36 PM (8rEl+)

580 I found two more:
https://tinyurl.com/y9jrdswb
Posted by: wth at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM
~~~~~

Hah!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2018 07:36 PM (Ri0Ku)

581 573
Well, the Hollywood ho's have made up their minds: Kav is guilty.


Shut it down. Game over.




When you've lost the Hollywood Ho's........................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO)

582 He may admit that he tried to steal 2nd. In doing so, he'll take all the oxygen out of her story.





Kav said he didn't do any such thing then or anytime. It would not look good if he backtracked now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 07:21 PM (AllCR)

I think the newly accused look alike guy is who he is talking about. I also think this is a stupid way to defend against false charges. SHE should be made to give some proof of her accusations.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:36 PM (FTXAT)

583
Just who is Ed Whelan?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

He used to announce Stampede Wrestling in Calgary, Alberta, but he died.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 07:36 PM (iwUO9)

584 The Associated Press
@AP
NIn the yearbook for his elite private prep school, Brett Kavanaugh declared himself treasurer of the "Keg City Club."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)


I'll take "stupid things that pretty much appear at least 3-4 time in every yearbook since kegs were invented" for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2018 07:37 PM (9TYxj)

585 I feel dirtier for having wallowed in this thread. I'm heading out. (Sorry Grandma!)

Endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2018 07:37 PM (m45I2)

586

Riding in shopping carts is fun!

Got any TP? Lost mine somewhere...

Posted by: Dr. Ford, Loon at September 20, 2018 07:37 PM (nM8bJ)

587 If you took my 'ments off Ignore, you would've seen it sooner.
--
Many threads move too fast as commenters pile on. You have to speed read the threads and that often means skip over a lot of the inconsequential stuff.

Posted by: Jamacia Khorn at September 20, 2018 07:37 PM (I9Sw7)

588 I believe my Yearbook list me as Most Likely to Do Federal Time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:37 PM (8rEl+)

589 I don't think this is mistaken identity, I think it's some combination of crazy cat lady and political vindictiveness.

Something tells me if President Hillary was making a nomination of someone that this alleged bullshit incident happened to her, she would have found the strength to keep her mouth shut about someone touching her boob at a drunken high school party

Posted by: Blago at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (UfkIY)

590 This was not her first time.
Posted by: Ranger Ricardo

No, apparently Neill Gorsuch tried the same moves on her. Small world, huh?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (xEuHL)

591 You have to speed read the threads and that often means skip over a lot of the inconsequential stuff.


Subtle.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (8rEl+)

592 You know, Rich Little is still alive.

Maybe it was him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

593 Kathleen Parker (yeah, that twit), alluded to "mistaken identity" in her column about Kavanaugh.

Ms. Parker is a Deep Stater and no friend of PDT, but she likes Kav.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

594 DOCTOR David Lee Roth

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 20, 2018 07:29 PM (PRfdc)
..............

She was hot for teacher.

Posted by: wth at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (HgMAr)

595 @562: "The more I think about it, the stupider this TL seems. He's basically making a case for Ford."

Precisely.

Helping make her case against Garrett, not Kavanaugh.

Again, I think some of you are way too invested in believing the accuser's story was complete and utter bullshit, rather than admitting that maybe there's some truth in there somewhere.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (I/iGu)

596 I believe my Yearbook list me as Most Likely to Do Federal Time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:37 PM (8rEl+)
+++++++++
You've got one up on me. Mine listed me as, "whoa, does he still go here?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (1qrtS)

597 fuckin DUMBASS
Christ on a fuckin pogo-stick... the internet is like a bottle of fucking gallo for some aint it? This fuckin Ed guy... Jeezuz
STFD STFU you idiotic loose stool

Posted by: Getcha Pull at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (aR6C/)

598 I don't think there even was a party. And this Ed guy tries to establish an event as if this chick is even telling the truth.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (r+sAi)

599 I believe my Yearbook list me as Most Likely to Do Federal Time.
Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:37 PM (8rEl+)

Yeah, well, just remember I get the top bunk

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (Ydx5u)

600 Looks like a dude to me.



If we acted like the Left, we'd now demand a national conversation about "transgender violence."

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:34 PM (c+2jX)

I have seen bigger boobs on a gecko.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 07:38 PM (iwUO9)

601 i never wasted the money on a fucking yearbook. scam. who wants to remember that shit?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (KP5rU)

602 ne of the demands from Ford is she doesn't want anyone to question her who doesn't believe her.



Basically she's putting so many ridiculous demands out there that to
defend this chick puts you into goofball territory for ordinary folks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:32 PM (39g3+)

That was really one of her demands? Cause apparently even Feinstein doesn't actually believe her?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (FTXAT)

603 The ole I'm Telling Mom routine. And I'm not saying they are all liberal assholes, but one of them has Blue Wave emojis in his/her nic.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (Z4rgH)


oh so the progtards are worried about this tl

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (kD8Fh)

604 The Associated Press

@AP

NIn the yearbook for his elite private prep school, Brett Kavanaugh declared himself treasurer of the "Keg City Club."


And Treasurer for Future Rapists of America.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

605 The tough part is going to be making the Lifetime Original Movie about this story. How can they make her seem like a set upon innocent victim and her attackers terrible people based on the story she tells? Mood lighting? Scary music?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (39g3+)

606 I don't think there even was a party. And this Ed guy tries to establish an event as if this chick is even telling the truth.


Yep. It's dumb, and worse than dumb, it's unnecessary.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (8rEl+)

607 **** Well, in fact I do know Ed Whelan pretty well, and he is a very serious, sober, and credible person with a lot at stake himself if this account is utterly unfounded. I suspect he's got more in reserve. Let's wait and see what the follow up is and I'm sure there is going to be some.

Posted by: motionvie

People like that generally don't gamble their ability to ever work again, saying "i hope this works."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (2xR5z)

608 ugh, so i'm supposed to now think this really could have happened?

ok, but honestly anything shitty in my teens and on I remember well.

so it's hard for me to buy this whole deal.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (dPd5y)

609 She got so drunk with the first four boys that they dropped her off



ala Pinto. In a shopping cart on the front porch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2018 07:40 PM (gECZB)

610
try to never miss one our your comms.

Likewise, ol' chum.

Although, I would've liked to miss you wearing Platform Shoes.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 20, 2018 07:40 PM (tyz5J)

611 69 The Associated Press
@AP
NIn the yearbook for his elite private prep school, Brett Kavanaugh declared himself treasurer of the "Keg City Club."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Oh my. What sort of fiends drank beer in hs?

Is AP also reporting on Ford's hs yearbook? I drank beer in hs sometimes, but there weren't pages and paragraphs devoted to the joys of passing out and picking up boys in my hs yearbook. The nuns wouldn't have liked that.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 20, 2018 07:40 PM (d6Ksn)

612 Many threads move too fast as commenters pile on. You have to speed read
the threads and that often means skip over a lot of the inconsequential
stuff.


Hey!

Posted by: That guy who writes inconsequential comments at September 20, 2018 07:40 PM (ErJlX)

613 This:



That was really one of her demands? Cause apparently even Feinstein doesn't actually believe her?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (FTXAT)

Should be this:
That was really one of her demands? Cause apparently even Feinstein doesn't actually believe her!


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (FTXAT)

The second is not in question.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:40 PM (FTXAT)

614 So is Whelan engaged in 11 Dimensional Chess, or simple Dumbfuckery?
He appears to be professional GOP, so Dumbfuckery is the most likely answer.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at September 20, 2018 07:40 PM (3DZIZ)

615 People like that generally don't gamble their ability to ever work again, saying "i hope this works."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (2xR5z)
+++++++++
Unless they're bought. My default mode now is "assume everyone is lying about everything, and try not to let your rage about the same cause you to have a stroke."

I have been rarely disappointed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 20, 2018 07:41 PM (1qrtS)

616 i never wasted the money on a fucking yearbook. scam. who wants to remember that shit?


I got a few of the Stay as sweet as you are monograms.

The lusting Kiss of Death.

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:41 PM (8rEl+)

617 DOCTOR, doctor gimme the news.

Posted by: Robert Palmjob at September 20, 2018 07:41 PM (Tyii7)

618
Roth would be smarter than that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 20, 2018 07:30 PM (KP5rU)
------------------------------

Back in the day, Roth would demand to the concert promoters they had to have a big bowl of M and M's, but no brown ones were allowed. It was in their contract. Great vocalist, but planet-sized azzhole back in the day. But then again, many of us were, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 20, 2018 07:41 PM (UsCnO)

619 I want to know where I can find the whole letter of this Ford woman, anyone know where I can find it?

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:41 PM (dPd5y)

620 NOOD

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2018 07:41 PM (ptqGC)

621 letter not yet released

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 20, 2018 07:42 PM (MTjB1)

622 Although, I would've liked to miss you wearing Platform Shoes.


Would it have been better if I had talked about my Kiss Destroyer boots?

Posted by: Grump928(C) does phrasing at September 20, 2018 07:42 PM (8rEl+)

623 **** Well, in fact I do know Ed Whelan pretty well,
and he is a very serious, sober, and credible person with a lot at stake
himself if this account is utterly unfounded. I suspect he's got more
in reserve. Let's wait and see what the follow up is and I'm sure there
is going to be some.

Posted by: motionvie

People like that generally don't gamble their ability to ever work again, saying "i hope this works."


Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 20, 2018 07:39 PM (2xR5z)

He is National Review and if he were so sober he wouldn't be tweeting out libel. He would be writing a column with all facts outlines.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:42 PM (FTXAT)

624 567 So here's a mystery: I got an e-mail saying that my L.L. Bean order shipped today by UPS Ground and I'll get it tomorrow.

But UPS' map says it's two days from Maine to here.

I guess we'll see.

Posted by: rickl at September 20, 2018 07:33 PM (sdi6R)

I ordered a bottle of supplements yesterday and got an email today IT'S SHIPPED!

Turns out they just printed the label. I get that a lot now and it's total bullshit. It hasn't gone anywhere. It's still sitting on a shelf, maybe someone has dropped it in a box, but it ain't moving.

I fucking hate that crap.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

625 Fair point Joe Mannix.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 20, 2018 07:42 PM (2xR5z)

626 so all of AP are teetotalers?

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:42 PM (dPd5y)

627 I want to know where I can find the whole letter of this Ford woman, anyone know where I can find it?

DiFi's liquor cabinet - which I gather has seen some very heavy use these last couple of days.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (9TYxj)

628
NIn the yearbook for his elite private prep school, Brett Kavanaugh declared himself treasurer of the "Keg City Club." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Only nerds declare themselves treasurers of keg clubs.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (TAmPV)

629 If it was "mistaken identity" what does that say about how drunk Ford was at this party?

If I was a juror in a "rape" case, I would 99% acquit if the "victim" admitted she was black out drunk. She's an unreliable witness and who knows what she initiated and then can't remember.

This idea that if drunk people fool around its "rape" for the man is complete bullshit.

Posted by: Blago at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (UfkIY)

630 sock off

Posted by: LGoPs at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (ErJlX)

631 Lawyers For Kavanaugh Accuser To Host Democratic Fundraiser For Sen. Baldwin


Like Ford herself, who participated in marches against Trump, her lawyers are actually progressive activists.

Weasel Zippers

Not a smidgen of bias

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (Ydx5u)

632 k thanks yankee.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (dPd5y)

633 I want to know where I can find the whole letter of this Ford woman, anyone know where I can find it?

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:41 PM (dPd5y)

Tucked inside DiFi's bra... the other members of the committee haven't even seen it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (FTXAT)

634 Whelan Flowers and Madam

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (IqV8l)

635
Oh my. What sort of fiends drank beer in hs?





Posted by: DonnaVsuburbanite at September 20, 2018 07:40 PM (d6Ksn)
-----------------------

Hi, Donna!

*HIC*

Posted by: Queen Hillz at September 20, 2018 07:43 PM (UsCnO)

636 You have to speed read the threads and that often means skip over a lot of the inconsequential stuff.

So, pretty much anything I post.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2018 07:44 PM (39g3+)

637 redbanzai, so they have no date, no year, no actual thing to fight in real time?

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:44 PM (dPd5y)

638 After my junior year of highschool we went to a guys house and drank all his mother's Seagrams 7. I puked all over the place. Can I be a Judge?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:44 PM (Ydx5u)

639
Yeah I'll believe her when she can remember what effing year it was?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 07:45 PM (r+sAi)

640 For the 99th time, the brown M&M was a quick test that the locals had done their job handling the equipment setup for an A level act coming into smaller venues

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2018 07:45 PM (nL+fn)

641 anyway how did she get out again? door locked someone opened the door, what?

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:45 PM (dPd5y)

642 RichardWindsor: "Translation: I just basically accused Chris Garret of sexually assaulting Christine Ford 36 years ago instead of Kavanagh, but to be clear, I'm not ACCUSING accusing him of doing anything because I have no idea what happened."

That's exactly why I'm investing zero time in chasing Whelan's tale. His attempt to avoid legal jeopardy means that everything that he has stated is to be disregarded and might as well be stick-figure drawing animation on the edge of a textbook.

Whelan Status: Ignore, Place on Do Not Visit list

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 20, 2018 07:46 PM (6eEQ+)

643 anyway how did she get out again? door locked someone opened the door, what?
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:45 PM (dPd5y)

Locks are on the inside..If she was locked in, she locked herself in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:46 PM (Ydx5u)

644 nevergiveup I drank boonesfarm strawberry hill, threw up all over a guy driving me homes car. didn't drink again until I was 40, it was that evil

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:46 PM (dPd5y)

645 572 From Steve Hayward at PowerLine, a site that has been very fair to Trump

Well, in fact I do know Ed Whelan pretty well, and he is a very serious, sober, and credible person with a lot at stake himself if this account is utterly unfounded. I suspect he's got more in reserve. Let's wait and see what the follow up is and I'm sure there is going to be some.
Posted by: motionview at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (pYQR/)

+++++++++++++

Either way, unless the cleared this with the guy they just shat on, or the guys is currently residing in the slammer for a different sexual assault...then I don't care what Whelan does next, he falls into the "piece of shit" category.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2018 07:47 PM (5wHwe)

646 nevergiveup I drank boonesfarm strawberry hill, threw up all over a guy driving me homes car. didn't drink again until I was 40, it was that evil
Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:46 PM (dPd5y)

I can't even look at a bottle of Seagrams 7 today.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:47 PM (Ydx5u)

647 nevergiveup, yes she had stated the door was locked in an excerpt I saw, but how? they aren't put on that way, and if so how did she get out?

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:47 PM (dPd5y)

648 638 After my junior year of highschool we went to a guys house and drank all his mother's Seagrams 7. I puked all over the place. Can I be a Judge?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2018 07:44 PM (Ydx5u)

First serious one was friend's stepdad's basement bar. It was the last day of school so we figured we'd celebrate. Oh how we laughed and sang songs of joy on the way over to his house!

We just decided it would be best to try everything. Started with some Boone's Farm wine and moved on to Schnapps. There was a lot of other stuff, but the last thing I remember before puking and passing out was a bottle of Old Ezra.

The next morning was scary.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 20, 2018 07:48 PM (4ErVI)

649 nevergiveup, I totally understand that.

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:48 PM (dPd5y)

650 The problem with the "three dimensional chess" theory on this Whelan/Garrett/Kavanaugh/Kathleen Parker thread is that if there was truly was information other than what Ed Whelan just posted that moved that ball forward, there is no benefit to releasing it now. If you were prepping for a Perry Mason moment, the smart play is to antagonize the Left into more and more outrageousness in the days preceding the hearing, let Ford speak, let the frothing shrieking protestors froth and shriek, let Kavanaugh issue a short form denial, and THEN copy the DiFi strategy by announcing a surprise witness out of the blue without giving the Dems any prior information. That's a Perry Mason moment.

Here, Ed Whelan just barfed out the name of the guy days in advance of the now-unscheduled hearing, didn't back it up with anything that reasonably implicates Garrett and didn't end with a "more coming" comment. Looks pretty convincing to me that Whelan just fired off everything he's got, and it's laughable.

If his tweet rant WAS "prepping the field," it wasn't part of 3-dimensional chess because now the Left has days (weeks, if Grassley agrees to Ford's terms) to prepare their counter-narrative. So, now no Perry Mason moment.

Hakim's razor: Kathleen Parker is friends with Whelan (or runs in same circles) and got her dope there. If Whelan's tweets represent the best they've got to throw at this..... Oi

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 20, 2018 07:49 PM (db5dt)

651 anyway, ap is as expected dull in thought. will they ask the lady if she ever drank?

Posted by: willow at September 20, 2018 07:49 PM (dPd5y)

652
Bigfoot did it.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 20, 2018 07:51 PM (TAmPV)

653 Why not also make an additional demand that
everybody at your workplace must not raise any objections about your
work performance and that they must all like you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2018 07:30 PM (AllCR)

You just described Civil Service.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 20, 2018 07:51 PM (rnXGe)

654 "i never wasted the money on a fucking yearbook. scam. who wants to remember that shit?"

I didn't want one, but my mom insisted I buy it. High school was hellish. 50th reunion coming up; I won't attend, unless I happen to contract smallpox, in which case I will be there, shaking hands and hugging everybody.

Posted by: gp at September 20, 2018 07:51 PM (mk9aG)

655 This whole story makes me furious - angrier than the stupid Russian shit. I really and truly hate these people. And I hope every cuck who is treating Ford like a hero finds himself facing sexual harassment charges from 30 years ago which ruin his career. After all, women MUST be believed, always!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 20, 2018 07:52 PM (d6Ksn)

656 If there is incontrovertible evidence, then Trump truly has taught these lamesters tactics.
I cannot imagine ANYTHING more likely to turn soccer moms against the Shitstains.

Posted by: MarkY at September 20, 2018 07:53 PM (GY44X)

657 575
I've read a lot of the stuff Whelan writes on religious liberty cases. He's really good at that, I'll give him that much.


Posted by: Mark1971 at September 20, 2018 07:35 PM (xPl2J)

Leave me out of this shit.

Posted by: God at September 20, 2018 07:53 PM (rnXGe)

658 This is the kind of thing you lose a job over. Making baseless allegations and why? What's in it for Ed ? Ronald Reagan: "All of this began when some of you who know better, and are old enough better" started slinging baseless conspiracies on twitter like a bunch of bored Tumblr girls.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 08:00 PM (ptYhx)

659 It was the damn butler, and the bimbo is just a McGuffin..

Posted by: Garbone at September 20, 2018 08:02 PM (9dH/8)

660 It's funny that Chuck Ross who's last job was at Applebees has better judgment than a former Scalia clerk.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at September 20, 2018 08:03 PM (ptYhx)

661 I don't believe the "yearbook stuff" is genuine, BTW.

Yearbooks are published only with the imprimatur of the school administration.



These toney prep schools secretly condone wild behavior but are verrrrry careful to keep it off the record.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 20, 2018 07:04 PM (0jtPF)

Then let the school prove the yearbook is phony by releasing a genuine copy of the real one. What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 20, 2018 08:16 PM (iwUO9)

662
Well, in fact I do know Ed Whelan pretty well, and he is a very serious, sober, and credible person with a lot at stake himself if this account is utterly unfounded. I suspect he's got more in reserve. Let's wait and see what the follow up is and I'm sure there is going to be some.
Posted by: motionview at September 20, 2018 0

You poor sucker. Whelan whatever he once was, he went over a cliff, or at least threw his rep of of it. The "100% vindication" crap was so not necessary, the rest is just, well I feel sorry for you and your faith in your friend.

Posted by: SarahW at September 20, 2018 08:16 PM (Sp1NT)

663 639
Yeah I'll believe her when she can remember what effing year it was?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 20, 2018 07:45 PM (r+sAi)

IF there is a shred of truth, she cannot remember jack because she cared jack shit when 'it' happened.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 20, 2018 08:17 PM (1g7ch)

664 Will they be as hard on Ford's "evidence"?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 20, 2018 08:21 PM (SN4NF)

665 Kavanaugh booster faces backlash after pushing mistaken-identity theory on Twitter https://washex.am/2QNUKzi

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 20, 2018 08:25 PM (kO+z3)

666 How many mentions of Haven Monahan have there been?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 20, 2018 08:26 PM (iR3Gu)

667 I wouldn't necessarily call Ace's last couple of Wheelan tweets a walkback--they were tweeted in the flow of the thread. Of course I can't tell if they were in response to Chuck Ross, which were roughly around the same time, but those posts read as part of the plan to me.

Posted by: Chriscom at September 20, 2018 08:39 PM (xEei9)

668 Even Whelan's walk-back is a pathetic, typical cuck move. It's a lie, Ed, and Ford is a lying cunt. You can at least say "lie" and still keep your cuck credentials.

People like Whelan explain how we arrived here. Jesus. That's the most disgusting thing so far in a disgusting episode.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at September 20, 2018 08:39 PM (8dRdw)

669 482 So -- do I need an alibi for this?

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 06:52 PM (c+2jX)

I just want to know what show you were at!
Posted by: VA MKZ


I think it was the Circle Jerks.

Posted by: zombie at September 20, 2018 08:42 PM (c+2jX)

670 One of the worst things about this whole thing is that there are so many who want to make their name off it so they are all out there just throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. And everyone is trying to tie their pet issue to it.

This is why there is due process, and why we don't choose our leaders or those we appoint by what happened in high school.

Posted by: Thatch at September 20, 2018 08:42 PM (v5Cc/)

671 600 comments and another post on top, and the main article link here is still broken?

I assume attention has been brought to this.

Not sure, but it looks like the link was made using "smart quotes" instead of proper "ASCII" quotes.

Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at September 20, 2018 08:47 PM (O36rv)

672 I think he made things much worse. It really is a bit embarrassing to read.

Posted by: Janetoo at September 20, 2018 08:51 PM (t3qE+)

673 This exonerates Kavanaugh, period. Hey, war is hell and we're at war, and we can't fight the whole war like McCain. There will be many more battles bloodier than this.

All Soros and his millions of minions want now is to prevent the confirmation vote. That's ALL that matters to them now. Losing the court is the left's own 9/11.

Posted by: Rich at September 20, 2018 09:05 PM (/Zade)

674 Good lord, the entire town of DC should be evacuated immediately and for all time. Both sides of this have lost whatever cortex was left to them upon entering its confines. James Mattis alone should remain to answer the phone in case of an overseas emergency. Meanwhile we can manage on our own on a state-by-state basis and get rid of these morons en masse. Starting w/DiFi and ending w/Whelan. No other remedy apparent. . .

Posted by: KEK at September 20, 2018 09:07 PM (OI86o)

675 In a trial, which is what we have here, reasonable doubt is the name of the game. But, yeah, he raises the possibility she was so plastered she didn't know where she was or who she was with. The stuff of many a Perry Mason.

Add in "Chrissy"'s senior year yearbook, which tells of a party school addicted to "beer and boys", and you wonder who might have jumped who.

Posted by: formwiz at September 20, 2018 09:23 PM (3rwvI)

676
302 Did anyone mention TIME's not so subtle trick of making Kav look like a pedophile?

They have no shame.


You neglect their infamous workup of OJ Simpson on their front cover that ramped up his swarthiness several orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2018 09:27 PM (pNxlR)

677 In a trial, which is what we have here, reasonable
doubt is the name of the game. But, yeah, he raises the possibility she
was so plastered she didn't know where she was or who she was with. The
stuff of many a Perry Mason.



Add in "Chrissy"'s senior year yearbook, which tells of a party
school addicted to "beer and boys", and you wonder who might have jumped
who.

Posted by: formwiz at September 20, 2018 09:23 PM (3rwvI)

Fiction does not need to be refuted... just denied. Kavanaugh has already said nothing happened. This woman was already caught telling different stories. Whelan is a libelous ass for publishing this speculation and he is, in addition, not helpful in pulling attention away from Ford's changing story.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 20, 2018 09:46 PM (FTXAT)

678 Bill Lalor Ed Whelan spent the last day setting Kavanaugh supporters back a few notches first by overstating what he was claiming was essentially an airtight defense for K then delivering very little; and second by - in the process - doxxing the "other guy" Whelan insinuated was the one who did what Ford claimed happened. I think the Democrats are setting up a scenario in which Ford does not show up and the Dems blame Republicans for being too aggressive. The law doesn't matter here. What matters is political guts, and the GOP has none of that. The delays benefit Dems, as to half-assed, under-delivered attempts like Whelan's to prove an impossible negative. Whelan's flailing really previews the futility of trying to respond reasonably to Ford's allegations. The GOP needs something dramatic and clear that refutes the allegations. If they take a big swing ala Whelan and miss, they lose big. Even if they make contact and raise doubts, they lose. Which leaves them basically a William Tell shot. Maybe they'll have it. Again it needs to be crystal clear to the point Ford is exposed, without question, as a liar. Who knows. If not, JK is going down.

Posted by: wl at September 20, 2018 09:46 PM (6L02W)

679 Pathetic panic here. Whelan already has the real perp ready to come forward AND he has an alibi for Kay and his family. Let th left spin their wheels for a weekend. It's an early announcement of checkmate and you pussies are acting like Kasparov just had a heart attack after his opening gambit!

Posted by: Jigisup at September 20, 2018 09:48 PM (mvfG6)

680 Maybe EW is describing her parents' house.

Posted by: mc at September 20, 2018 09:53 PM (l1TIo)

681 There has to be more to this. If not, it's one of the most irresponsible things I've ever seen.

Posted by: Hercule Poirot at September 20, 2018 10:10 PM (1sNHT)

682 DiGenova on Hannity said WaPo was doing story on Ford and she suggested some PGA tour player or players. When contacted, one said: "You don't want me to comment on her."

WTH

Posted by: Gronk at September 20, 2018 11:04 PM (mkyUm)

683 This is wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. This Whelan is an asshole.

Posted by: John Skookum at September 21, 2018 12:00 AM (LSb7l)

684 I was surprised to see Ross Douthat's tweet taking a wait-and-see attitude:

"I don't know Brett Kavanaugh, which has made it easier for me than for conservatives closer to the man to believe he might be guilty. I do know Ed Whelan, which makes me assume there's more reason to believe the doppelganger theory than just what he just tweeted. We'll see."

https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/1042906695591231488

Posted by: Doug at September 21, 2018 02:19 AM (5jhvk)

685 Don't you think it likely that Whelan is floating this with Garrett's approval, and likely Garrett's insistence?

Posted by: Yancey Ward at September 21, 2018 02:32 AM (vTVKC)

686 Time to send Ed Whelan to the Phantom Zone. Alex Jones needs company.

Posted by: ZonToro at September 21, 2018 07:21 AM (dCHJd)

687 idiot whelan just helped the other side. now they can argue she didnt mistake her attacker when the argument should be nothing ever happened at all!! i'm guessing he thought this was a way of avoiding that BS about not attacking the "victim"

Posted by: CHAS at September 21, 2018 09:08 AM (qXK6c)

688 Whelan is playing defense lawyer and putting forth something that would actually work in court to create sufficient reasonable doubt to get his client off. A plausible case of mistaken identity would do just that.

Note that the point is not to convince anyone who is already convinced that she's lying. The point is to convince squishies and those who believe that she's remembering something real happening even if she doesn't remember enough of the details to be convincing. This adds an argument that Kavanaugh is just that much less likely to be involved in whatever shit might have gone down.

Now, I think she's not wholly making shit up. The thing is, she didn't know Kavanaugh, so a case of mistaken identity would make sense. But I also suspect that what she's remembering as a sexual assault was more attempted horseplay maybe leading to sex that went wrong. You had two strong guys that she supposedly escaped from who didn't manage either to physically hurt her or even to try to stop her. That doens't sound like either of them were vested in actual violence against her, sexual or otherwise. This makes even more sense since she supposedly had a reputation for being easy.

Posted by: Rigelsen at September 21, 2018 09:51 AM (8DI2L)

689 I should add that, though this would work in an actual court, this was a shitty thing to do to someone in the current political climate. Even if it has the intended effect. This is not throwing some rando under the bus, but throwing the bus on top of some rando.

Posted by: Rigelsen at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (8DI2L)

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