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Anne Hathaway Gets #WOKE, Demands We "Tear This World Apart" and Reject White Cishet Privilege (Of the Sort She Enjoys)

Here's the background on this:

Everyone pretty much hates Anne Hathaway, also known as Brunette Linsay Lohan.

The public has turned on her. Her career is in steep decline. (She wasn't even a main star in Oceans 8.)

They find her false and desperate in her Oscar-grubbing.

So, who knows, maybe she's going the Tammy Faye Baker route and trying to get new fans by being Super-#Woke.

Actress Anne Hathaway told an audience Saturday night that she’s been frightened by the hatred of LGBT people that bigots spew -- but a speech by former Vice President Joe Biden went a long way to restoring her faith.

...

Hathaway said she felt better after hearing speeches from Biden and HRC president Chad Griffin, who spoke earlier in the evening.

"You guys just gave me my heart back," Hathaway gushed.

Then, speaking to the ladies, gentlemen and "gentlethem" in the crowd, Hathaway denounced white, straight and cisgender privilege.

"It is important to acknowledge with the exception of being a cisgender male, everything about how I was born has put me at the current center of a damaging and widely accepted myth," she said.

"That myth is that gayness orbits around straightness, transgender orbits around cisgender, and that all races orbit around whiteness."

Hathaway explained that it was when she spent time with the LGBTQ community -- her older brother is gay - -that she learned to reject this myth.

"I appreciate this community because together we are not going to just question this myth, we are going to destroy it," she told the crowd.

"Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:48 PM




Comments

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1 I'm seeing red!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:49 PM (hVHEm)

2 Uh, how bout no?

Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2018 12:49 PM (fjMEv)

3 Second look at Islam?

Posted by: fb at September 18, 2018 12:50 PM (JVEmw)

4 Who is Anne Hathaway and why should I care?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2018 12:50 PM (y7DUB)

5 Every day she looks more and more like Dr. Frankenfurter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Posted by: Sigmadog at September 18, 2018 12:50 PM (YBUIU)

6 Pfffffft. Ms Hathewhatever hasn't been hot in years.

Let me know when some good trim has an opinion and I still won't care

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh's Gigantic Swinging Balls at September 18, 2018 12:50 PM (eH98/)

7 She's never been hot enough to get away with this nonsense.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 18, 2018 12:50 PM (Iy9CQ)

8 Ironic this comes up as I sat down for my mandatory white men are evil corporate indoctrination today. And I have credible accounts that Anne Hathaway likes butt stuff.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into Jerky at September 18, 2018 12:51 PM (VJplA)

9 Let's replace all skinny white women in the movies, with thick, poc, transgender persons that are at least 60 years old

Winning!?

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2018 12:51 PM (8ikIW)

10 WHITE MAN BAD WHITE MAN BAD RAAWWK

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at September 18, 2018 12:52 PM (Nkpfz)

11 Anne!

Anne!

Stop it before they *sniff* start calling you *sniff*

PUFFY!

Posted by: Puffy Ashley Judd at September 18, 2018 12:52 PM (eH98/)

12 If she wasn't white and somewhat pretty, she couldn't have f%$^ her way to the top in Hollywood.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 12:52 PM (Z48ZB)

13 Anne likes it in the Butt.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:52 PM (SN/qr)

14 has this bitch given back any of the money her first Fiancee stole and lavished her with gifts.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:53 PM (af79C)

15 LOLWUT!??!

Posted by: Sponge at September 18, 2018 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)

16 I'd still tongue punch her dirt box, Ace.

That fashion montage scene she did in that movie with the clothes and the bunny boiler?

Faptastic stuff.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:54 PM (SN/qr)

17 "You guys just gave me my heart back," Hathaway gushed.


Funny, you just cost me my lunch.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 12:54 PM (5GcKk)

18 Did she use her strap-on to give her brother a little "love".
F these Hollywood freaks.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 12:54 PM (VpIIl)

19 Yeah, Joe Biden, noted crusader for Gay rights.

Sure.

Posted by: West at September 18, 2018 12:54 PM (7Fa8Y)

20 Anne was super pretty but she's past her sell date. With some good lighting and makeup she still has a few years left, but her career was built around looking amazing and that's fading.

I liked her acting okay but it was never more that reading lines, she didn't put anything new or interesting to the part. She looked amazing as Catwoman but was just there. She was adorable in Elle Enchanted and The Princess Diaries but just was a girl.

Now she's trying to be relevant and interesting as her career fades (until she can start playing generic old lady parts), and demonstrating she has the intellectual firepower of a newt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 12:54 PM (39g3+)

21 I really hope no one walks up behind me and reads the comments here or I will be a real hobo rather quickly.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo who doesn't want to be turned into Jerky at September 18, 2018 12:54 PM (VJplA)

22 But first Anne will blow me!

Posted by: Octopussy at September 18, 2018 12:54 PM (4AXAr)

23 She wasn't in Beverly Hillbillies, was she?

Seriously, I guess it shows my level of interest in current Weinsteinwood entertainment that I know nothing about her.

Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (+klWv)

24 She is an idiot. Nobody gives a crap what an idiot says.

Posted by: Dreg of Society at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (epDn1)

25 Dear Anne, you first. Surrender all that white privilege and money to those who are less fortunate.

Until then, shut up.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (mIe/a)

26 Anne likes it in the Butt.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:52 PM (SN/qr)


Pix or it didn't happen......

Posted by: Sponge at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

27 Batshit crazy status:

[ ] not confirmed

[X] confirmed

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

28 Jethro! Go on a fetch Ms. Hathaway back. She's floundering down in the cement pond.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (Gjw1J)

29 POLLY HATE A CRACKER RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (Nkpfz)

30 >>>7 She's never been hot enough to get away with this nonsense.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 18, 2018 12:50 PM (Iy9CQ)
______
What she lacks in aesthetics, charm and personality she makes up for in desperate enthusiasm

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (eH98/)

31 Was that the Biden speech where he called Trump voters the "dregs of society"?

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (mCMQ5)

32 Define "better," Anne with an 'e'?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (W+vEI)

33 What is an Anne Hathaway and why do I care what it says?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (dNzKv)

34 Jane...Anne....I get confused.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (0+nbW)

35 Imagine if she didn't have all that cis-het white privilege, and was a shepherd's wife in Afghanistan, wringing chicken necks for dinner, when they have a chicken, which is almost never.

Not a pretty picture. But these H-wood folk never seem to be able to imagine where they'd be without our civilization.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (/ZWeB)

36 Who?

Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (nRWPy)

37 Gays are like, 4% of the population and yet, we need to tear down the world to satisfy the 4%? What the tap-dancing #!##?

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (ia2he)

38 Another man hater. That describes today's liberal woman. They all want a penis of their own.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (VpIIl)

39 Cishet?

Posted by: bluebell at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (C1PQi)

40 Some scrunt in her career's descent is railing against "The Man" in an SJW-inspired rant delivered at a navel-gazing glitterati event of increasingly waning relevance?

Shocking. Also, news-worthy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (I2dne)

41 Yeah I saw this the other day and laughed because somehow she thinks this isn't going to touch her at some point?

These people are shamefully ignorant of the history of communist movements.

Also I read somewhere her husband is gay and she doesn't know it. Hilarious if true.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (4ErVI)

42 BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, SHE'S REALLY INTO ANAL!
OR SO THEY TELL ME!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, howling at the gates of Hades at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (1RoAT)

43
Jane...Anne....I get confused.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (0+nbW)


*glares*




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (ptqGC)

44

Who?

And also, who is that "Joe Biden" she keeps referring to? Is that some character she played once in a movie no one remembers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (HaL55)

45 >>>Pix or it didn't happen......
Posted by: Sponge at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
_______
8====D (_)*(_)

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (eH98/)

46 4 Who is Anne Hathaway and why should I care?
_______________

Nobody, and you shouldn't.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (fqUgw)

47 Also, what the hell is "the myth of whiteness"???


Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (W+vEI)

48 She is some Hollyweird actress? I couldn't pick her out of a police lineup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (iwUO9)

49 Anne Hathway's career was kind of an ugly arc too. She was great as the cute girl type and then suddenly was nude in everything she could find, playing a raging slut. It was like she wanted to be "adult" in movies, the way Jennifer Connolly did, going from cute girl in Labyrinth to fully naked tart in The Hot Spot. Annoys me when girls do that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (39g3+)

50
Miss Hathaway from The Beverly Hillbillies is still alive?

Who knew?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (pNxlR)

51 Anne likes it in the Butt.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:52 PM (SN/qr)

Pix or it didn't happen......
Posted by: Sponge at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

Why would you want to see that?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (hVHEm)

52
Isnt Anne the "Ive never felt more like a woman than when I had a mans junk in my bum" gal??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (8XRCm)

53 POLLY HATE A CRACKER RAAWWK!
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot


Polly a rayciss bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (Gjw1J)

54 Well, if she want's to be down for the cause, she can set a good example by either giving all of her parts to AOC's or simply quiting.



That being said, I would defiantly tongue punch her in the fart box, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (mv+Oj)

55 To build a better world, sometimes means tearing down the old one.

Hail Hydra.

Posted by: Alexander Pierce at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (/bNwY)

56 Kiss my white, untanned male ass, Anne.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (VpIIl)

57


"Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

You know who also said this...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (1AK1h)

58 Man, the Princess Diaries were a long time ago. Hathaway as a fifteen france prostitute in Les Miz? Sounds legit.

Like Uma Thurman, you know she will break completely under the slightest pressure. Emma Watson is such a fraud I can't believe anyone says she has "smart girl" cred.

The sheer uselessness of celebrities shortens the odds on any civil conflict.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (zaKqb)

59 Here, have a Snickers.

Posted by: huerfano at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (pqc4s)

60 Friggin actresses.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (gmo/4)

61 Someone needs to tell the dingbat that she's gotten by on her looks. She's a brainless bint who thinks we should give a shit about her views based on her brother being a rump ranger

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (OLCnA)

62
Where's Henry the VIII when you need him?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (1AK1h)

63 How much intelligence and political savy does it take to show tits on camera?

Posted by: Anchovy at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (srWwQ)

64 "White Privilege" a problem? Don't hire Anne Hathaway for anything ever again! Problem solved!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (jDF8P)

65
"Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

Move to South Africa and buy a farm bitch. Then get back to us after a goodyear.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (LOgQ4)

66
Also I read somewhere her husband is gay and she doesn't know it. Hilarious if true.
______________

Wasn't her first fiance' some kind of crook?

Not terribly observant, is she? Maybe all her "white cis privilege" has rotted the few brain cells she had.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (fqUgw)

67 She is so brave.


I remember the time when she told the producers of the Batman flick that she was in "no, I'm not going to wear that skintight leather suit with high heels, I'm gonna wear baggy overalls with Birkenstocks instead".


That is her bravery, and we are mere mortals in the face of it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (fdTrp)

68 were going to have to destroy them before they destroy us in their attempt to make the world a better place

because as weve come to find out because of the trump era that their definition of a better place is a world without us

and that idea goes straight to the top inasmuch as hillary and now biden have both essentially admitted as much

Posted by: sound awake at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (+dGpJ)

69 Anne likes it in the Butt.
Posted by: garrett

Pix or it didn't happen......
Posted by: Sponge

Why would you want to see that?
Posted by: Surfperch


Because most bs and talk a good game.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (Gjw1J)

70 Then did she yell, "I'm Spartacus!" ?

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (gmo/4)

71 >>Yeah I saw this the other day and laughed because somehow she thinks this isn't going to touch her at some point?


See: Scarlet Johanssen, who's pissed off the SJW crowd at least twice as a white female cast as a Japanese robot(?) character and then a transgender character.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (W+vEI)

72 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."


OK. let's start with your house and bank account.

Posted by: x at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (nFwvY)

73 "You guys just gave me my heart back," Hathaway gushed.

"You can always put that award where your heart ought to be"



- Margo Channing to Eve Harrington. parting shot, All about Eve.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (kD8Fh)

74 I agree with her. Tear this damned world apart and build a better one that doesn't have skanks like Hathaway and child molesters like Biden in it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2018 12:59 PM (kqsXK)

75 TEARING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k97pWeETayM


Damn I love Chris Haskett's playing.

Posted by: ROLLINS BAND ON Dennis Miller at September 18, 2018 12:59 PM (SN/qr)

76 Oh, she's still elegant and attractive. But it's obvious she has, as someone upthread put it, the intellectual firepower of a newt.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2018 12:59 PM (/ZWeB)

77 I don't hate her, but this:

"Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

really gives me the creeps. From hell, Pol Pot is cheering you and saying, You go, girl!

Posted by: JPS at September 18, 2018 12:59 PM (ckZ24)

78 Ahem.

Ms. Hathaway is a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations.

Please show the civility and decorum for which The Horde is known so widely for, and accord her due respect.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2018 12:59 PM (ctuyM)

79 71 >>Yeah I saw this the other day and laughed because somehow she thinks this isn't going to touch her at some point?


See: Scarlet Johanssen, who's pissed off the SJW crowd at least twice as a white female cast as a Japanese robot(?) character and then a transgender character.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 12:58 PM (W+vEI)


And for being a pitch woman for Soda Stream. JOOZ!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 12:59 PM (1AK1h)

80

Cishet?


Aww, you made up a new word. Isn't that just so precious? No one else in the world would've ever been smart enough to do that. You're so special.

Doesn't that just make you want to pinch that little cheek?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (HaL55)

81 Gays are like, 4% of the population and yet, we need to tear down the world to satisfy the 4%? What the tap-dancing #!##?

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (ia2he)

Four percent? Probably closer to 1%

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (iwUO9)

82 Let's tear this world down, and beat anyone who speaks like Hathaway with a giant bag of dicks until they are coherent.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (VpIIl)

83 Hathaway has nice cans, but was arguably the worst part of The Dark Knight Rises. (Joseph Gordon-Levitt was very good, IMO.) She married some French clown and decided people wanted to hear her speak for some reason.

Just shut up and show your tits.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (Agn5J)

84 Every time a Hollywood type says that makes my head hurt, I have to check. I'm sorry, it's just the nature of the industry.

And for once, I'm elated to report that this bubble-headed neo-Marxist is NOT Jewish, thank G-d.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (AzW6q)

85 Ahem.

Ms. Hathaway is a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations.

Please show the civility and decorum for which The Horde is known so widely for, and accord her due respect.


OK.

She had nice boobs in Havoc.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (tVWQB)

86 Emma Watson is such a fraud I can't believe anyone says she has "smart girl" cred.

Yeah she's riding a role she played as a child: the smart girl in a movie about wizards. And people think that extends to her -- no one more than herself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (39g3+)

87 Who is Anne Hathaway and why should I care? )

Shakespeare's wife. I imagine this one had a less exotic name, but changed it for professional purposes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (AllCR)

88 "Gayness orbits around straightness" ?

Welp, that's dumb.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (CPk08)

89 Let's tear down the world that makes millionaires out of no talent hacks in Hollywood

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (OLCnA)

90 "You guys just gave me my heart back."

Zod has instructed one of his Aztec minions to repossess said heart old-school style.

Posted by: Zod at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (Bdeb0)

91 Ahem.

Ms. Hathaway is a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations.

Please show the civility and decorum for which The Horde is known so widely for, and accord her due respect.
Posted by: Duncanthrax



Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (Gjw1J)

92 Anne really needs a dose of reality.

Perhaps Joey Bidet will invite her over and grope. Since Harvey is no longer on the market.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (mIe/a)

93 38 Another man hater. That describes today's liberal woman. They all want a penis of their own.



Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (VpIIl)


Don't they have a few in their top dresser drawer?

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (kD8Fh)

94 Was it the same Biden speech where he said Trump voters were the "dregs of society"?

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (mCMQ5)

95 89 Let's tear down the world that makes millionaires out of no talent hacks in Hollywood
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (OLCnA)


"Tell me about it!"

- - L.B. Mayer

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (1AK1h)

96 This must have been the event where Biden decided that Hillary calling Trump supporters a basket of deplorables was a winning move so he doubled down and called Trump supporters the dregs of society.

If I were a sensitive guy that would hurt.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (/tuJf)

97 They're all batshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (NWiLs)

98 In Annes defense she has slipped the bounds of gravitational pull and is in orbit.
Oh, and I have no idea who she is but I hate her too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (O5bec)

99 67
She is so brave.

I remember the time when she told the
producers of the Batman flick that she was in "no, I'm not going to wear
that skintight leather suit with high heels, I'm gonna wear baggy
overalls with Birkenstocks instead".

That is her bravery, and we are mere mortals in the face of it.


Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, nee MrCaniac at September 18, 2018

*
*
Then the producers told her she wouldn't get paid and she folded like a wet Christmas card.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (/ZWeB)

100 Guess we're going back to slavery.

Enjoy the Democrat whip, Hathaway.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (UiiA2)

101 Old Horde: She takes it in the squeaker
New Horde: OMG MINDCOOTIES

Life comes at you fast...

Posted by: Brother Cavil is sick of this crap at September 18, 2018 01:01 PM (AM1GF)

102 Ms. Hathaway is a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations.

Please show the civility and decorum for which The Horde is known so widely for, and accord her due respect.



OK.
She had nice boobs in Havoc.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


So do the gashes at the kitty kat klub.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (Gjw1J)

103 Anne is annoying on film. I even rooted for MS over her in "Love and Other Drugs."

Can only imagine how intensely unlikable she is in person.

Raowrr!
*retracts kitty claws*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (W+vEI)

104 60 Friggin actresses.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (gmo/4)


Fame is apparently very much like lead poisoning.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (NLLmE)

105 What does Anne Hatha Weigh?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (dNzKv)

106 But I repeat myself.Thought the earlier post didn't go through,sorry.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (mCMQ5)

107 One can only hope she is one day at the tender mercies of the "underclass of color" sometime soon in her life.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (ujg0T)

108 88 "Gayness orbits around straightness" ?

Welp, that's dumb.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (CPk0


The chocolate star cluster...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (1AK1h)

109 Anne Halfway

Posted by: Captain Carl at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (0u4m0)

110 She was the secretary in Beverly Hillbillies, right?

Posted by: Chris M at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (eAZVt)

111 These are the people who attempt to kill God, kill their babies, kill the family and kill gender. Good luck from the people of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (VpIIl)

112 I'd still pay to see Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Connolly go ass-to-ass.

Posted by: wooga at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (UUw96)

113 There was a minor celeb in the mid 90s I think. She was a blond, sort of a Nancy Glass type who had her own infotainment show kind of Entertainment Tonight. Wish I could recall her name.


Some baggage inspector at PHL airport said she had one suitcase full of rubber husbands.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (kD8Fh)

114 Cannibal Bob, is she even on the menu?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (mIe/a)

115 I liked Anne Hathaway in Colossal. But mostly because (Spoiler alert) she kills Jason Sudeikis.

Posted by: Downcast at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (iUfwf)

116 lol, sure you go and tear down this world, where freedom and individual rights are the primary focus sexual preference is secondary an replace it with one where the organizing principle is sexual preference. you should enjoy getting fisted by a pack of bull dyke feminists.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (MTjB1)

117 Don't know her would not recognize her don't give a flying rats ass about her. Even if she is a "1" I would not give her the time it took to type this. All I know about her is that she is bugfuck nuts and that I should steer clear. Never put your dick in crazy and don't give crazy any money or attention. These people have too much influence. Fuckem.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (0OmEj)

118 Stephen Miller
@redsteeze
4m4 minutes ago

"Ford won't appear until the FBI Investigates"
FBI - "This is not a federal investigative matter. There's nothing we can do"
"Kavanaugh should not be voted until the FBI concludes."
"Did you just hear what we said?"

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (kO+z3)

119 I got nothing.

Socialism is the Mind Killer.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (UnA8+)

120 Emma Watson is such a fraud I can't believe anyone says she has "smart girl" cred.

Yeah she's riding a role she played as a child: the smart girl in a movie about wizards. And people think that extends to her -- no one more than herself.


Story I heard was that when she was at Brown, she was under quite a bit of ridicule when she would make a point in a class that she thought was brilliant but was rather pedestrian. To call attention to it, sometimes some wise guys would say, after she finished speaking, "FIVE POINTS TO GRIFFYNDOR!!!!"

Apparently it got so bad that she left.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (tVWQB)

121
This is our ruling class, folks.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (0jtPF)

122 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

Fuck you. Get in the chopper.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

123 118 Stephen Miller
@redsteeze
4m4 minutes ago

"Ford won't appear until the FBI Investigates"
FBI - "This is not a federal investigative matter. There's nothing we can do"
"Kavanaugh should not be voted until the FBI concludes."
"Did you just hear what we said?"
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (kO+z3)


Grassley should call bullshit and put the vote back on again for Thursday.

Should. Won't.

Cunt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (1AK1h)

124 Lets tear this world down and build a new one that revolves around butt sex

Posted by: Anne Halfway at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (0u4m0)

125 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

***

I find your proposal...acceptable. But I will rend your flesh first.

Fear me mortals, for I am the Anointed, the favoured Son of
Chaos, the Scourge of the World. The armies of the gods rally behind me,
and it is by my will and by my sword that your weakling nations shall
fall.

Posted by: Archaon the Everchosen at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (eSx+E)

126 Why do conservatives fund these people?


You're part of the problem.

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (MAstk)

127

These people can't even grasp the simple concept of mating parts, but they want to build a new world.

Um, no.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (HaL55)

128 105
What does Anne Hatha Weigh?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (dNzKv)

See this is good, not like the other lame comments.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (O5bec)

129 Is it a Hollywood thing, now? Actresses with relatively low appeal and British accents to sound "smart?" Daisy Ridley, Emilia Clarke, Emma Watson. And that's just headliners of iconic franchises.

If you ignore Beyonce, most of Hollywood is centered around feeding the ego of midwit white girls.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (zaKqb)

130 Sefton, more of a nut cluster I think. As in she's friggin' loon

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (mIe/a)

131 >>107 One can only hope she is one day at the tender mercies of the "underclass of color" sometime soon in her life. Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (ujg0T)

Helter skelter is comin' down fast.

Posted by: Zod at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (Bdeb0)

132 >>>Old Horde: She takes it in the squeaker


My god, I remember those threads. "She's a great actress because she takes it in the squeakhole."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (Agn5J)

133 I've definitely moved into the camp of wanting them to keep saying this stuff. I want them to keep it up, loudly and forcefully, so everyone hears it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (4ErVI)

134 Anne likes it in the Butt.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:52 PM (SN/qr)
.............

I can vouch for that.

Posted by: Hymie the Robot at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (HgMAr)

135 By the way the new Captain Marvel trailer is out and it looks... kinda dull. First impressions: she's the magic girl who made Sam Jackson/Nick Fury who he is today but has no personality. Kinda cool to see Skrulls. Impossible all this crap happened and nobody talked about it when Iron Man showed up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (39g3+)

136 130 Sefton, more of a nut cluster I think. As in she's friggin' loon
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (mIe/a)


I like a nice goo-goo cluster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (1AK1h)

137
OT -back to the continuing Kavanaugh circus:

There are some in upper rep. circles in Texas who thought it would boost our turn out if Kavanagh were not confirmed until after the mid terms. The idea of was rejected for several reasons for many reasons, but mainly because it would annoy the base.

But this...this might be a surprise gift from DiFi!!

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (Z48ZB)

138 Be part of the solution, Anne honey, not part of the problem! Give away everything you own to struggling POC actresses to make amends for all the unfair advantages you had as a white woman. No more fancy gowns, upswept hairdos, and expensive jewelry for you, Anne.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (2NqXo)

139 I wonder if Anne Hathaway likes the Jane Hathaway?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (Agn5J)

140 134 Anne likes it in the Butt.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:52 PM (SN/qr)
.............

I can vouch for that.
Posted by: Hymie the Robot at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (HgMAr)


Hymen Roth reboot? Wha...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (1AK1h)

141 So, she's calling for violent revolution against...everything.

Yeah, she's not insane or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (3T+T0)

142 Oh Anne, you were never all that much and nobody remembers you for anything other than liking the butt stuff. You should just go over to porn and play to your strengths.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

143 So I heard Olivia Munn plays a brilliant biologist in the new Predator movie(LUL) who also happens to kick ass!

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (mCMQ5)

144 How Hollywood was ever built up to be something one should envy, is perhaps the biggest marketing hoax of all time. They are truly the bottom scrappers and some of the most ignorant idiots on the planet.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (VpIIl)

145 Any man caught smokin' in the prone position spends a night in Anne's box.

Posted by: Zod at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (Bdeb0)

146 138 Be part of the solution, Anne honey, not part of the problem! Give away everything you own to struggling POC actresses to make amends for all the unfair advantages you had as a white woman. No more fancy gowns, upswept hairdos, and expensive jewelry for you, Anne.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (2NqXo)

============

Donate every dollar of every residual royalty to BLM.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (3T+T0)

147 Ever notice how modern leftists are sounding more and more like straight up villains?

Seriously, how many movies or books would "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one." fit in as the line the villain says when he tries to get the hero on his side?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (eSx+E)

148
Everyone pretty much hates Anne Hathaway, also known as Brunette Linsay Lohan.



I prefer to think of her as boobles Lindsay Lohan

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (TAmPV)

149
Miss Hathaway - wasn't she the loopy lou who was spurned at the altar, wore her wedding dress from that day forward, and ultimately was burned to a crisp in Great Expectations?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (pNxlR)

150 Is Cishet supposed to mean something to us?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (asM0l)

151 I'm staring to wonder if that retard in his cave 1400 years ago just might have been an actual prophet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (9Om/r)

152 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (1AK1h)

Don't you think WH anticipated every bit of this nonsense when they "graciously" welcomed the delay of the vote and KAC said that the accuser should not be insulted rather she should be heard?


1. No way they would have taken that approach if they didn't know Kav has something that clears him.


2. Now WH spox can say: We were anticipating giving the accuser a platform but she declined. We gave her the chance, there's nothing else to do.

Except vote.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (kD8Fh)

153 141 So, she's calling for violent revolution against...everything.

Yeah, she's not insane or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (3T+T0)


Let her go attack the Ross Ice Shelf. It's evil, big and white.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (1AK1h)

154 >>>So I heard Olivia Munn plays a brilliant biologist in the new Predator movie(LUL) who also happens to kick ass!



But was she chosen for the new *woke* Dr. Who?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (Agn5J)

155 It is insane the amount of privilege this dough-head has, and then goes on to lecture others about their privilege. If she wasn't born pretty she'd be no better off than the rest of the schmucks she wants to lecture, working shit jobs to provide for their families. Or, cats, in her case.

Posted by: fb at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (JVEmw)

156 Emma Watson is such a fraud I can't believe anyone says she has "smart girl" cred.

Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (zaKqb)


But she played one in a movie, long ago.

But this is common. I remember Alan Alda and Jack Krugman testifying before congress about medicine. Really.

Posted by: George LeS at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (59GGI)

157 Fuck you. Get in the chopper.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

That certainly built a better Chile.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (iwUO9)

158 Anne Hathaway, because Katherine Hepburn is dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (mIe/a)

159 Her multi million dollar career depends on being in the good graces of the Lavender Mafia. But, I'm confident she believes this garbage, too.

I honestly can't imagine living in that world. I mean Harvey Weinstein's defense is basically that his behavior was just normal casting couch quid pro quo, trannies to left and pedos to the right. Those people are so far from normal you can't even see it from there.

In what world did no actual man kick ol' Harveys office door in and have a, uh, chat? I heard Brad Pitt came close. It's not just that pervs and predators exist, it's that they are fearlessly in the open and because there's millions of dollars involved people tolerate the intolerable. The whole place should be ash surrounded by pillars of salt.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (jp0Bv)

160 135 That chick is awful and utterly ruined Kong Skull Island for me.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (mCMQ5)

161 So I heard Olivia Munn plays a brilliant biologist in the new Predator movie(LUL) who also happens to kick ass!

***

The great thing about boycotts is that I can actively refuse to watch however many movies Hollywierd wants to make along these lines.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (eSx+E)

162 Fortuantely nobody has ever called me "cis gendered". If they do I will have a few choice words for them

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (AllCR)

163 114
Cannibal Bob, is she even on the menu?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (mIe/a)

The horde has warned me off rabid libtards and I have heeded their advice Anna!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (O5bec)

164 141 So, she's calling for violent revolution against...everything.

Yeah, she's not insane or anything.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (3T+T0)

No, she's not insane.

She's just Evil.

Dismissing Evil as mere insanity lets us feel comfortable dismissing it and doing nothing to stop it.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (UnA8+)

165 She certainly memorized all of the buzzwords. Twenty years ago she would have tossed a "paradigm' in there.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (hLRSq)

166 152 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (1AK1h)

Don't you think WH anticipated every bit of this nonsense when they "graciously" welcomed the delay of the vote and KAC said that the accuser should not be insulted rather she should be heard?


1. No way they would have taken that approach if they didn't know Kav has something that clears him.


2. Now WH spox can say: We were anticipating giving the accuser a platform but she declined. We gave her the chance, there's nothing else to do.

Except vote.
Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (kD8Fh)


Well that's ultimately up to Grassley and McConnell, not the White House. Unless PDT is holding trump cards (heh) we still have Flake and Corker to appease.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)

167 144 How Hollywood was ever built up to be something one should envy, is perhaps the biggest marketing hoax of all time. They are truly the bottom scrappers and some of the most ignorant idiots on the planet.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (VpIIl)

=============

I don't think it's envy, but more so many people wanting that kind of life.

Successful actor has got to be one of the easiest jobs out there that can pay millions of dollars a year. And people love you!

I've never liked the celebrity culture in general, and I've never had much use for it in movies.

My movie news comes from very select sources that never dip their toes into the celebrity stuff. It's not a wide selection of sources.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (3T+T0)

168
But this...this might be a surprise gift from DiFi!!
Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (Z48ZB)


-----

I cant speak for all the Hordelings.... but.... I havent been this pissed off since ObamaCare was "deemed to have passed" and was ruled "a tax".

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (8XRCm)

169 Ah, maybe it's even newer kid-speak for "cis-hetero".

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (asM0l)

170 she's famous for reading other peoples writing and getting her rack out...

why is anyone listening to, reporting on, or following this and every other stupid bint and cock gobbler in Hollywood?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (8D42x)

171 138 Be part of the solution, Anne honey, not part of the problem! Give away everything you own to struggling POC actresses to make amends for all the unfair advantages you had as a white woman. No more fancy gowns, upswept hairdos, and expensive jewelry for you, Anne.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:05 PM (2NqXo)


Nope. Not good enough.

I know a couple families in Camden NJ who could use her residence as a flop house. She needs to switch up with them. There's no way she can renounce her Fancy White Girl Privilege until she is a bonafide resident of Camden.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (kD8Fh)

172 150 Is Cishet supposed to mean something to us?
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM (asM0l)

It means "normal".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (UnA8+)

173
OK.


She had nice boobs in Havoc.





Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (tVWQB)
Yes, yes she did...

Posted by: browndog at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (bGMOs)

174 131
>>107 One can only hope she is one day at the tender mercies of
the "underclass of color" sometime soon in her life. Posted by:
Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (ujg0T)

----------------

What you need, my dear...Is a holiday in Cambodia

Where people dress in black

A holiday in Cambodia

Where you'll kiss ass or crack

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot

Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot...

And it's a holiday in Cambodia

Where you'll do what you're told

A holiday in Cambodia

Where the slums got so much soul

Pol Pot!

Posted by: Bill Clinton, howling at the gates of Hades at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (1RoAT)

175 The Seven Sigmas of Destroying the Western Patriarchal Paradigm?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (mIe/a)

176
We have a justice system that more and more exists to protect the vile. If Brad Pitt did break down Weinstein's door and kick his ass what would have happened?


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (eSx+E)

177 Now I understand why Mr. Drysdale fired the dim bulb from the bank.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (Mouru)

178 All I've seen her in is her voicing a lead role in the dub of The Cat Returns. The Japanese and Korean dubs of the movie are still better overall.

Posted by: Dan K. at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (XwOKP)

179 Oh, for the days when Hollywood people kept their opinions about politics and gender (mostly) to themselves, and concentrated on entertainment. Ginger Rogers, I found out recently, was a Republican. You'd never know it in her work. To this day, while I know John Wayne was a conservative, I have no idea how Kim Darby voted, and still don't care. The work was the important thing.

What started all this, entertainment people shouting their political stance from rooftops, was probably the Vietnam issue. I hate to say it, but my favorite actor of all time, Robert Vaughn, was a big lefty. He came out against The War and famously debated William F. Buckley about it. RV was a big fan and friend of the Kennedys, too; I remember him being interviewed when the news broke about Bobby being assassinated. To his credit, I guess, he kept that part of his life private and didn't insist his film and TV work speak out about it.

Though come to think of it, he played Harry Truman and Woodrow Wilson on TV as well as FDR on stage. Scratch that last sentence.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (/ZWeB)

180 "No, she's not insane.

She's just Evil."

You forgot "abysmally stupid".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

181 I pretty much watch old movies and tv shows exclusively.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (mCMQ5)

182 Well that's ultimately up to Grassley and McConnell, not the White House. Unless PDT is holding trump cards (heh) we still have Flake and Corker to appease.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I wouldn't put it past Trump.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (Gjw1J)

183 177 Now I understand why Mr. Drysdale fired the dim bulb from the bank.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 01:09 PM (Mouru)


Culp. Not Gulp...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (1AK1h)

184 Yeah Anne was to be a revolutionary. Right! She would be the first person to have a nervous breakdown if the local Starbucks ran out of what ever dumb ass coffee thing she drinks.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (gmo/4)

185 @137


That's literally the stupidest fucking thing I think I have heard, ever.


I really am just shaking my head at what the fuck is going on.


We are in serious, serious trouble.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (mv+Oj)

186 She had nice boobs in Havoc.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (tVWQB)



CGI can give anyone nice boobs, or a chicken's head, whatever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (Mouru)

187 Gays are like, 4% of the population and yet, we need to tear down the world to satisfy the 4%? What the tap-dancing #!##?

Posted by: Baboo the Oceleot at September 18, 2018 12:55 PM (ia2he)

Four percent? Probably closer to 1%
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (iwUO9)

Except in DC, Hollywood, and SF. Walking through Georgetown on a recent friday afternoon, I may have been the only straight person within 4 miles.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (Z48ZB)

188 When Mz Hathaway wants to tear the world apart and remold it closer to the hearts desire, is the desire of fellow thespian Shaw what she has in mind?

George Bernard Shaw: "Under Socialism, you would not be allowed to be poor. You would be forcibly fed, clothed, lodged, taught and employed whether you liked it or not. If it were discovered that you had not character and industry enough to be worth all this trouble, you might possibly be executed in a kindly manner; but whilst you were permitted to live, you would have to live well."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (dNzKv)

189 Well that's ultimately up to Grassley and McConnell, not the White House. Unless PDT is holding trump cards (heh) we still have Flake and Corker to appease.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)


The statements I've heard/read from Mitch and Grassley are pretty terse and not disposed to tolerating the commie kabuki much longer. WH has to be coordinating their plan behind the scenes.

This is not going to work out for the commies.


Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (kD8Fh)

190 I'll believe her commitment when she starts turning down work so that it can go to these less fortunates she is so fond of and refuses to be a part of any production that does not alot the right amount of roles to the right people. Till then, she's just another white liberal announcing rules that everyone else must live by or else.

Posted by: Indian Customer Service Rep at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (8yZ+3)

191 Father is a labor attorney and mother is an actress, but yes, Annie, you got where you are for your "talent."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (Agn5J)

192 >>By the way the new Captain Marvel trailer is out and it looks... kinda dull.



It stars Brie Larson who is, at minimum, twice as toxic as Anne is in the SJW department.
Couldn't pay me to see one of her films.

As for Anne, I suspect she's already experienced the tender mercies of Weinstein and a half dozen or more directors and/or producers. Forgive me if I don't want to live in a world remade by victims of the deviant and abusive.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (W+vEI)

193 All I've seen her in is her voicing a lead role in the dub of The Cat Returns.

If I'm remembering things right, she was pretty funny in The Beverly Hillbillies.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (asM0l)

194 sometimes some wise guys would say, after she finished speaking, "FIVE POINTS TO GRIFFYNDOR!!!!"



Apparently it got so bad that she left.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (tVWQB)

I've never seen any of the Parry Hotter movies and that still made me spit my coffee all over my monitor.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (t41dG)

195 Story I heard was that when she was at Brown, she was under quite a bit of ridicule when she would make a point in a class that she thought was brilliant but was rather pedestrian. To call attention to it, sometimes some wise guys would say, after she finished speaking, "FIVE POINTS TO GRIFFYNDOR!!!!"

While its just confirmation bias, I find that story very plausible. She really strikes me as the type. She gives off a huge "I'm incredibly smart" vibe but is clearly average. She's not as pretty as she and others act, either. She's cute but that's as far as it goes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (39g3+)

196 UH OH

Bad news for Cruz in TX.

He's only +9

But Beto.

https://tinyurl.com/y83kvod8

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (MAstk)

197
She had nice boobs in Havoc.

Those were stunt doubles.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (TAmPV)

198 189 Well that's ultimately up to Grassley and McConnell, not the White House. Unless PDT is holding trump cards (heh) we still have Flake and Corker to appease.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (1AK1h)

The statements I've heard/read from Mitch and Grassley are pretty terse and not disposed to tolerating the commie kabuki much longer. WH has to be coordinating their plan behind the scenes.

This is not going to work out for the commies.


Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (kD8Fh)


Your mouth, G-d's ears, Book of Life status [x] Inscribed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (1AK1h)

199 ... from very select sources that never dip their toes into the celebrity stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM


You don't know what you're missing. Oh, well, more for me, then.

Posted by: Quentin T. at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (ctuyM)

200 Anne Hathaway should be obscene and not heard.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (5fSr7)

201
"Ford won't appear until the FBI Investigates"
FBI - "This is not a federal investigative matter. There's nothing we can do"
_______________

How is the FBI, even if they were competent, supposed to investigate a drunken groping incident that the accuser says happened sometime between 1979-1982, in a house somewhere in Montgomery County, MD, which only three people (including the accuser) could have witnessed?

What is there to investigate? The two other people she says were in the room are the only people who could prove her account, and they've both already denied it happened.

Investigation done. Claim not proved. Move on.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (fqUgw)

202 Successful actor has got to be one of the easiest jobs out there that can pay millions of dollars a year. And people love you!

***

Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow told us how much harder her life was then the hoi polloi? She had to work...overtime! And at least six months a year! And yeah she had a nanny, a cook, a driver, a personal assistant, a nutritionist, a tax accountant, and a publicist working for her...but you plebes just don't get it!


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (eSx+E)

203 That's literally the stupidest fucking thing I think I have heard, ever.


I really am just shaking my head at what the fuck is going on.


We are in serious, serious trouble.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (mv+Oj)

But what do you really think?!

I'm confident Kavanaugh will be fine. This will energize the base. I'd prefer no circus, but its DC.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (Z48ZB)

204 >>>She had nice boobs in Havoc.

Those were stunt doubles.



They were Alex the Chick's.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (Agn5J)

205 I tell you what, these lefty actors really know how to read a room.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (Ejm4y)

206 188 George Bernard Shaw: "Under Socialism, you would not be allowed to be poor. You would be forcibly fed, clothed, lodged, taught and employed whether you liked it or not. If it were discovered that you had not character and industry enough to be worth all this trouble, you might possibly be executed in a kindly manner; but whilst you were permitted to live, you would have to live well."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (dNzKv)


Don't forget Shaw's whole thing about being dragged in front of a committee and demanded to "Justify Your Existence".

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (UnA8+)

207 192 >>By the way the new Captain Marvel trailer is out and it looks... kinda dull.



It stars Brie Larson who is, at minimum, twice as toxic as Anne is in the SJW department.
Couldn't pay me to see one of her films.

As for Anne, I suspect she's already experienced the tender mercies of Weinstein and a half dozen or more directors and/or producers. Forgive me if I don't want to live in a world remade by victims of the deviant and abusive.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (W+vEI)

=============

I was surprised at how girl-like Captain Marvel's voice is.

I've seen other things Brie Larson is in, and I don't remember it being that high. Maybe my memory's wrong.

But either way, it's a weird thing to hear from someone who's supposed to be a badass intergalactic warrior or whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (3T+T0)

208 I liked her as Mr. Drysdale's secretary....

Posted by: Wytshus at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (wpR+E)

209 >>>She had nice boobs in Havoc.

Love and Other Drugs too

Posted by: McCool at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (WXSv6)

210 Demands We "Tear This World Apart"
========

Uh, The Dark Knight Rises was just a movie, Sugartits. You're not that important in real life.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (vg8iE)

211 What a stupid, stupid world we live in.

Why is this idiot famous?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (J+mig)

212
"Ford won't appear until the FBI Investigates"


Mueller will be looking for work soon

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (TAmPV)

213 208 I liked her as Mr. Drysdale's secretary....
Posted by: Wytshus at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (wpR+E)


Millicent Fenwick sans tits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (1AK1h)

214 The world should revolve around the heterosexual white male.

The penis is the center of the universe.

Posted by: MAGA at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (dWUIP)

215 Who the fuck cares what some hollywood scrunt says about anything. I mean she can blow me but other than that, fuck off bitch

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (9MKXa)

216 when your career has plummeted to the depths of being joe biden's cum dumpster, it's time to take up therapeutic dildo placement. who listens to these barely functioning globs of cells?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (KP5rU)

217 116 lol, sure you go and tear down this world, where freedom and individual rights are the primary focus sexual preference is secondary an replace it with one where the organizing principle is sexual preference. you should enjoy getting fisted by a pack of bull dyke feminists.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 01:03 PM (MTjB1)



I must say that I would pay to see that happen to her.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (ujg0T)

218 Get woke, go . . . . stupid?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (5jVnA)

219 I never listen to the English dubs Disney for Studio Ghibli movies if I can help it. So never have heard Anne in The Cat Returns, so nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (mIe/a)

220 No fans of the Rollins Band, I see.

Pussies.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (SN/qr)

221 "Ford won't appear until the FBI Investigates"

they already did. Good Vote

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (9MKXa)

222 Don Drysdale would have fired fastballs at these assholes heads.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (mCMQ5)

223 214 The world should revolve around the heterosexual white male.

The penis is the center of the universe.
Posted by: MAGA at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (dWUIP)

==========

Hail Zardoz?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (3T+T0)

224 "Gayness orbits around straightness?"

I though gayness orbited around Uranus.
. . .

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (Fb9aZ)

225 ...when the world revolves around my mish.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway, Ph.D. at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (koNhm)

226 Matt Wolking
@MattWolking

Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley's office says Democrats "failed to join the Chairman's staff yesterday evening on a bipartisan call with Judge Kavanaugh in which majority and minority staff could ask him any questions that they wanted."

Committee "staff reached out to Dr. Ford's lawyer with multiple emails yesterday to schedule a similar call and inform her of the upcoming hearing, where she will have the opportunity to share her story with the Committee. Her lawyer has not yet responded."

Feinstein's "staff declined to participate in the phone call with Judge Kavanaugh to explore the allegations Democrats initially withheld, then leaked on the eve of a committee vote. Judge Kavanaugh immediately accepted this opportunity and answered all of our questions."

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (kO+z3)

227 I AM RELEVANT!!!!!

Posted by: Anne Hathaway's Rapidly shriveling Ovaries at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (eH98/)

228 After I did her I did her older brother.

Posted by: Hymie the Robot at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (HgMAr)

229
The Hathaway shirts guy wore an eyepatch and had one working eye. Anne Hathaway works almost exclusively using her one brown eye.

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (pNxlR)

230 So, as it turns out, the entire population of humans on this planet owe their very existence to gayness.

The science is settled.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (RuIsu)

231 Nothing is more genuine than some pampered millionaire white bint who got everything she has because she's better looking than those ugly chicks who would like to have cushy acting jobs but have to work in sweatshops, bitching about how white people (other than her) have an unfair advantage in life.

It is to laugh.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (Mouru)

232 Fortuantely nobody has ever called me "cis gendered". If they do I will have a few choice words for them

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (AllCR)

Actually, that means "normal". And the Lbqwerty types are offended that it is normal, so created the BS term "cis-gendered" to make "normal" appear to be not normal.


"Cis" and "trans" first showed up in organic chemistry to denote organic molecules that had their R-groups on the same side or opposite sides of the axis of the base molecule.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (iwUO9)

233 Nice rack.
Too bad about the rest.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (NlEtK)

234
Reading the tea leaves from the Trump press meeting he seems to be getting better at this political stuff. Seems to be quite agreeable to letting the bint come and testify.

Which tells me he knows stuff. All but said, "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Prediction: she'll never show up.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (LOgQ4)

235 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

If history has shown us anything it's that

"Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes, and accordingly all experience has shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they have become accustomed."

This is what intelligent people concluded. And if stupid people were capable of improving on society and its government, the USSR and Sub-Sharan Africa (with the exception of Rhodesia and South Africa when they were not black ruled) would have been counted among the great successes in history.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (9BLnV)

236
gayness orbits around straightness

The foot bone's connected to the ankle bone...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (IqV8l)

237 201Investigation done. Claim not proved. Move on.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (fqUgw)

Basically tell the Dems -- FYNQ. Confirm him.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (jxbfJ)

238 224
"Gayness orbits around straightness?"

I though gayness orbited around Uranus.
. . .

I denounce myself.


Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 01:14 PM (Fb9aZ)

You shouldn't. That was quality placement of Uranus.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (5jVnA)

239 What do white women like Anne think will happen when we tear apart our white cis culture ?


Have they asked young women in Germany and Sweden ?

Have they asked white women in South Africa ?

Posted by: McCool at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (WXSv6)

240 It stars Brie Larson who is, at minimum, twice as toxic as Anne is in the SJW department.

She also appears to have no personality and the rear end of a 60 year old man, which is unfortunate in that costume.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (39g3+)

241 "My movie news comes from very select sources
that never dip their toes into the celebrity stuff. It's not a wide
selection of sources.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:08 PM (3T+T0)"I have the unfortunate experience of having met or knowing some "famous" people. I also have family in the industry. I can assure you most of these people are insufferable, self-absorbed assholes who simply adopt the culture to fit in. Oh yeah, and stay employed.I take every single thing they say with a grain of salt, because most of it doesn't even pass the initial stages of intellectual scrutiny. It's more like mantras they mindlessly repeat. The real idiots, like this one, believe they actually have something useful to say. They are so far gone, they lack complete self awareness or any semblance as to what the real world is like.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)

242 Libs are always yapping about how scared and threatened they are by scary threatening things like people not agreeing with them on every single point and acknowledging their intellectual and moral superiority. Makes me wonder what they will feel when people have had enough and really start to fight back.

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (MxEKc)

243
I though gayness orbited around Uranus.
. . .

----

Wait.... Klingons are..... gay?!?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (8XRCm)

244 Let's tear this world apart and build a better one.

-------------------------------------------------
nods decomposing skull approvingly

Posted by: Karl Marx at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (3hgWI)

245 If while staring at some dudes hairy asshole, you can maintain an erection, there is a screw loose.

Birth defect.

Posted by: nip at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (DfGpI)

246 "Ford won't appear until the FBI Investigates"
FBI - "This is not a federal investigative matter. There's nothing we can do"

Seriously? A alleged event that happened 35-37 years ago where the victim doesn't know when, where and how she got there and home and suddenly "remembers the perp in 2012 when it looks like said perp might become a SC justice.... How in the fuck do you "investigate " that

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (O2RFr)

247 Anne wants to tear traditional America apart, not "this world".
Maybe she could try building something instead, in other parts of the world with any race/ethnicity/culture she finds preferable.

But she may find the raw greed/racism/bigotry much worse in other places -- so she insists on tearing culture down ... start with those places.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (Cus5s)

248 Annoying woke actress named after a soft cheese.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (mCMQ5)

249 Oh, for the days when Hollywood people kept their opinions about politics and gender (mostly) to themselves, and concentrated on entertainment.

--

Yup. There's a lot of open pie holes in that slimy town. And each time they open their mouths, they confirm my every suspicion that they are some of the stupidest, most ignorant people on earth.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (mQ0Mc)

250
Ever notice that the SJWs are always quick to attack someone because of their age?

"Old AF white woman" etc.

They may be cool, trendy and sport a bitchin' curled around waxed up handlebar mustache, but it's going to be a short 25 to 30 years before they are in the "old" cart. Won't that be fun?

Posted by: Sphynx at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (rXie1)

251 I mean she can blow me but other than that, fuck off bitch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (9MKXa)


Yeah. AND THE BITCH HAD BETTER MAKE IT QUICK!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (Mouru)

252
"That myth is that gayness orbits around straightness, transgender orbits around cisgender, and that all races orbit around whiteness.



What's wrong with orbiting?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (TAmPV)

253 Oh, and Anne Hathaway is a crappy actress..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (O2RFr)

254 107 One can only hope she is one day at the tender mercies of the "underclass of color" sometime soon in her life. Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:02 PM (ujg0T)
------------------------------
No, that would not make a difference to her.
It could make a difference to more squishy Dems, but not to moonbats. They are too far gone.

Have you not seen how even the parents of the dead kiss the feet of the "diverse" murderers?

The only chance a moonbat has to wake up is when THEIR OWN KIND shivs them or in some way reveals its inherent evil.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (0jtPF)

255 243
I though gayness orbited around Uranus.
. . .

----

Wait.... Klingons are..... gay?!?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (8XRCm)


Rum-ulans. And Sodomy-ulans.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (1AK1h)

256 willowed:
580

No, but what about his side... Did you see the

demands Feinstein just made? She wants weeks of testimony. hundreds of

witnesses and Memory supression experts... This is fucked up



Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 12:53 PM (O2RFr)
-------------------------------------

This is fucked up

This
is the Democrat way. This is what they do. It will not get better, it
will get worse. Look at their track record, not their lying lips.


Seriously,
show me a single Democrat "leader" today who has any desire to tell the
truth about any major issue today. Spartacus, KamelToe, the Wig, the
Fake Indian, the Muslim wifebeater, any of them. Not even a basic level
of truth. No sense of decency. Joe Lieberman has been gone a decade now.


Honestly, would you invite any of these Democrats into your
home for coffee? Of course not. Because in 2018, few Democrats are
decent people. Occam's Razor, the simplest explanation is usually the
correct one.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (UsCnO)

257 >>>Annoying - not very pretty - woke actress named after a soft cheese.



FIFY

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (Agn5J)

258 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (39g3+)

Kids in colleges-especially Ivy League ones- can be pain in the backsides, but that is a funny store.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (AllCR)

259 Now take off your clothes, Anne.... show us your acting chops.

"The statements I've heard/read from Mitch and Grassley are pretty terse and not disposed to tolerating the commie kabuki much longer. WH has to be coordinating their plan behind the scenes."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (1AK1h)

Wasn't commie kabuki a Boy George song from the 80's?

Posted by: Al Crapton at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (u6WMm)

260 254. Meh. Line 'em up against a wall.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (fA1SL)

261 250
Ever notice that the SJWs are always quick to attack someone because of their age?

"Old AF white woman" etc.

They may be cool, trendy and sport a bitchin' curled around waxed up handlebar mustache, but it's going to be a short 25 to 30 years before they are in the "old" cart. Won't that be fun?
Posted by: Sphynx at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (rXie1)

And yet 77 YO Bernie Sanders is their Spiritual Leader.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

262 Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley's office says Democrats "failed to join the Chairman's staff yesterday evening on a bipartisan call with Judge Kavanaugh in which majority and minority staff could ask him any questions that they wanted."

And with that, the proper response would be to just have the vote as planned because the Dems clearly don't take it seriously. Treat this kerfluffle with all the respect they are: none.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (39g3+)

263
Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow told us how much
harder her life was then the hoi polloi? She had to work...overtime! And
at least six months a year! And yeah she had a nanny, a cook, a driver,
a personal assistant, a nutritionist, a tax accountant, and a publicist
working for her...but you plebes just don't get it!




Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2018

*
*
Her mom, Blythe Danner, was lovelier and more talented.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (/ZWeB)

264 I'll believe Hollywood is truly woke when they start using transgendered people in most "female" leading roles and bet the farm that America wants to see that.

Hollywood will barely cast a woman that's getting older because they know people don't want to see that.

Posted by: Blago at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (UfkIY)

265 258-Meant funny "story".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (AllCR)

266
Which tells me he knows stuff. All but said, "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Prediction: she'll never show up.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (LOgQ4)



You get it! Thank God. So that makes three of us now. Sue, you and moi.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (kD8Fh)

267 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

Nope, nothing can go wrong there. This endeavor is certain to lead to unicorns and rainbows for everyone.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (KUaJL)

268 I would love to see hollyweird get louder and more unhinged. the crazier the better. I want to see themm frothing at the mouth and having seizures on the sidewalks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)

269 Destroy. Tear apart the world.

Anne will be sitting poolside with a drink at her mansion in Beverly Hills while the proles do all that destroying and tearing, thank you. Call her when all that icky stuff is over with and it's time to create the brave new world. She's one of the Elect; she's got ideas buzzing around in her head!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (2NqXo)

270 Well she's off of one of my lists and onto another one.

What a hate-filled clunt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (xJa6I)

271
I liked her as Mr. Drysdale's secretary....
Posted by: Wytshus


She's still mad because Jethro wouldn't grab her.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (IqV8l)

272 Chesterton's fence?
Naw let's just throw random sticks of dynamite and things are sure to be better.

Posted by: Anne Hathaway, Ph.D. at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (koNhm)

273 if it wasn't forthis place, i would have no idea who bitch dis is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (KP5rU)

274 Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.

Texas Senate GE:

Ted Cruz (R) 54% (+9)
Beto O'Rourke (D) 45%

@QuinnipiacPoll9 9/11-17

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (MAstk)

275 Commie commie commie commie commie Kabuki

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (mCMQ5)

276 256
willowed:
580


No, but what about his side... Did you see the


demands Feinstein just made? She wants weeks of testimony. hundreds of


witnesses and Memory supression experts... This is fucked up





Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 12:53 PM (O2RFr)



Time for that was the scheduling meeting in July 2018. Sorry DiFi. You're too late.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (q1VoB)

277 If the dingbat hates white privilege nothing is stopping her from moving to Zimbabwe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (OLCnA)

278 Wasn't commie kabuki a Boy George song from the 80's?

Posted by: Al Crapton at September 18, 2018 01:17 PM (u6WMm)


"Come-a to me Lia", according to my Nonna.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (kD8Fh)

279 Shut up and put on the Catwoman suit, Selina.

Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (BN/jk)

280 What do white women like Anne think will happen when we tear apart our white cis culture ?


---

You know who loves them some gays and crossdressers?

Young, tolerant black people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (wkPQ8)

281 Nothing is more genuine than some pampered millionaire white bint who got everything she has because she's better looking than those ugly chicks who would like to have cushy acting jobs but have to work in sweatshops, bitching about how white people (other than her) have an unfair advantage in life.


White Privilege:

The belief that some Kentucky meth head's kid will have more opportunities in life that Barack Obama's girls, simply because of their skin color.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Gjw1J)

282 Millicent Fenwick sans tits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:13 PM (1AK1h)


Wasn't she some older women in jersey politics that actually smoked a pope?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (9Om/r)

283 Others mentioned this earlier, but it bears repeating; if people tore down the world, the first to be executed would be the rich and famous. See also: Regimes of Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, etc, etc, etc.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Agn5J)

284 Stephen Miller
@redsteeze

Say it again. They have no intention of having her appear. Democrats know there is nothing the FBI can do here yet they are somehow allowed to put it out there without pushback.Stephen Miller added,

Chad Pergram
@ChadPergram

Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), a member of the Judiciary Committee on why Christine Ford hasn't agreed to testify yet: To have her be there without the FBI report...
How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her
9:55 AM 18 Sep 2018

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (kO+z3)

285 If actresses were hotels, Anne Hathaway would be a Super 8 with a broken ice machine.

Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (SEJO+)

286 241 It's more like mantras they mindlessly repeat. The real idiots, like this one, believe they actually have something useful to say. They are so far gone, they lack complete self awareness or any semblance as to what the real world is like.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)

==============

"I forgot my mantra?"
-Jeff Goldblum's single line in Annie Hall

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (3T+T0)

287 232 Fortunately nobody has ever called me "cis gendered". If they do I will have a few choice words for them



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:07 PM (AllCR)

**

Whenever anyone tries to use that crap with me, or refer to me in that fashion I usually respond with:

"I demand you stop imposing your roles and titles upon me. I am who I identify as and should be addressed as such by your very own rules. As such pleas refer to me from now on as:

LORD Garth!"
My other favorite is :"illegal alien" which a few people have tried to correct me on (only once). My response is:
"That term is legally accurate and YOU do not get to tell me how to speak or what to say as I am an American Citizen. . . . unlike the illegal aliens you are referring to."

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Fb9aZ)

288 This piece of trash gets paid more for one movie than your average truck driver makes in a lifetime, but if that truck driver is white and heterosexual, he's the privileged one?

This is nothing but bullshit virtue signaling from a two bit self-congratulating neo-Pharisee that won life's lottery and is trying to lord it over the peasants.

We need to call it what it is.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (J+mig)

289 >> "Ford won't appear until the FBI Investigates"



Translation: "F#$% you."


Seriously, she's reworked a tale of drunken party kisses into rape and near accidental murder without even to courtesy of specifying a day/month/year *or* location - and it's the FBI's job to sort it out???

It's like they're now phoning in rape accusations.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (W+vEI)

290 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one." <<<<<

Um, yeah, that's the ticket since all people agree with you, especially muslims.


I really hate platitudes. A lot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (r+sAi)

291 "And I have credible accounts that Anne Hathaway likes butt stuff.


Posted by: Anonymous Scandi Hobo"

If you are talking about something that happened at a party decades ago nobody can place or remember, it must be true.

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (MxEKc)

292 This skinny no talent evil cunt is part of what has me down today Evil is good, Black is white, Night is day. Fuck holywood.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (0OmEj)

293 280 You know who loves them some gays and crossdressers?

Young, tolerant black people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (wkPQ


And all those wonderful Cholos in MS-13.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

294 Call her when all that icky stuff is over with and it's time to create the brave new world.

But don't call while she's getting the microblading done, everything stops when the face is getting planed.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (kD8Fh)

295 188
George Bernard Shaw: "Under Socialism, you would not be allowed to be poor. You would be forcibly fed, clothed, lodged, taught and employed whether you liked it or not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (dNzKv)


So forced labor is a feature, not a bug, of socialism.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (xjiRE)

296 Annoying woke actress named after a soft cheese.
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (mCMQ5)

Ah, yes. The delicious Hathaway cheese. One of my favorites. Oh, wait.....you meant Brie Larsen. Silly me!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (9BLnV)

297 274
Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.



Texas Senate GE:



Ted Cruz (R) 54% (+9)

Beto O'Rourke (D) 45%



@QuinnipiacPoll9 9/11-17

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (MAstk)


This is good news. But I really wanted Ds to spend money in TX for a lost cause. Of course, I can see Beto sending money gram requests out and then having it "diverted" to FL, OH, MO, etc.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (q1VoB)

298 280 What do white women like Anne think will happen when we tear apart our white cis culture ?

She'll just hide behind her gated and security guard protected gates counting her millions

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (O2RFr)

299 Anne darling, start with Hollywood first and the many trans-sewers it contains and then lecture the rest of the world.

Posted by: cheri at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (oiNtH)

300 Reading the tea leaves from the Trump press meeting he seems to be getting better at this political stuff. Seems to be quite agreeable to letting the bint come and testify.

Which tells me he knows stuff. All but said, "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Prediction: she'll never show up.
======
They way to end this stuff is let her testify under oath. Then charge her. Offer her a deal to testify against the other conspirators.

The left will stop at nothing, so something has to stop them.

Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (LsgUy)

301 Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.

Texas Senate GE:

Ted Cruz (R) 54% (+9)
Beto O'Rourke (D) 45%

@QuinnipiacPoll9 9/11-17
Posted by: HA

____________

Shhhhhhhh....

Let's get the Dems to spend a couple hundred million on this race.

Posted by: Blago at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (UfkIY)

302 You're part of the problem.
Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (MAstk)

Not me, bruh. I don't consume very much "popular" entertainment at all. Mostly OAN, some Tucker, old movies, the occasional new one if it's historical and not liberal (I vet them through other people).

Aside from that, most of my programming recommendations come from Palp. Lots of SMR insanity.

Most recently, he's tipped me off to the awesomely amusing ramblings of one Haku Zynkyoku, Samurai Nazi. I highly recommend it. I started watching it last night, and I couldn't look away for hours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (AzW6q)

303 I like how the emmy's last night were all like "we luvs our diversities" and then all the whites won. well, mostly.

stop preaching your xenophilia.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (Ejm4y)

304 Wasn't she some older women in jersey politics that actually smoked a pope?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (9Om/r)

----

Whoa!!!! KILLED a POPE??


That IS impressive.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (8XRCm)

305 274 Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.

Texas Senate GE:

Ted Cruz (R) 54% (+9)
Beto O'Rourke (D) 45%

@QuinnipiacPoll9 9/11-17
Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (MAstk)

============

Allahpundit's dismissal of Trump voters thinking that the Blue Wave is a myth is going to come back and bite him.

Not that he'll notice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (3T+T0)

306
Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow told us how much harder her life was than the hoi polloi?


Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a reliable mish steamer, Peasants?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (pNxlR)

307 No problem, you don't have to tear down my world...

You can just go off and live without everything White Men have built.

You know... things like modern plumbing, and the internet, and movies, and clean water, and roads and....


I'm sure we can find some third world shit hole you can use to build YOUR world.


/spit

Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (NgKpN)

308 Oh Anne, you were never all that much and nobody
remembers you for anything other than liking the butt stuff. You should
just go over to porn and play to your strengths.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at September 18, 2018 01:06 PM


Did I miss a key thread somewhere?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (p+Wdc)

309 If actresses were hotels, Anne Hathaway would be a Super 8 with a broken ice machine.
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons


Motel 6 with the light off.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (Gjw1J)

310 Gwyneth Paltrow exudes smug in all her parts. She has this sneering "I'm better than this and condescending merely to be in this movie" look on her face, just barely disguised. The only role I've really liked her in was the reporterette in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow because she basically spends the movie being a screwup and being humiliated.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (39g3+)

311 Her mom, Blythe Danner, was lovelier and more talented.
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Are your bones getting stronger?

Posted by: Blythe Danner at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (vg8iE)

312 Well this just seals it. There's no way I can vote for Kavenaugh now. #OwnGoal

Posted by: Jeff Flake, Fake GOP at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (XcgmW)

313 25 Anne, turn your Hollywood mansion into a shelter for transgender persons if color recovering from substance abuse and see how much support you get in the industry.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (ABuva)

314 Put me on the case!
Peter Stzrok Sooper FBI Agent

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (mCMQ5)

315 Anne needs to take one of those woke bicycling vacations to a muslim paradise a shitstabbistan where her talents would be truly appreciated.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (gmo/4)

316 Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow told us how much harder her life was then the hoi polloi? She had to work...overtime! And at least six months a year! And yeah she had a nanny, a cook, a driver, a personal assistant, a nutritionist, a tax accountant, and a publicist working for her...but you plebes just don't get it!


Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2018 01:12 PM (eSx+E)

I believe it was Sir Noel Coward who said that the actual physical work required of an actor "wouldn't tax a fetus."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (iwUO9)

317 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (q1VoB)

Oh they have, they've dumped millions on that race. The money will dry up now.

This was never about Beto winning TX, it's about raising his stature for 2020.

You don't openly campaign against the NRA in TX for a statewide race.

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (MAstk)

318 295. So forced labor is a feature, not a bug, of socialism.
Posted by: rickl
**
And that's why I've got an army of commies, bronies, furries, and others digging my canal network.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (fA1SL)

319
Pope smoker!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (pNxlR)

320 269
She's one of the Elect; she's got ideas buzzing around in her head!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (2NqXo)


Those are flies you hear.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (xjiRE)

321 295 188
George Bernard Shaw: "Under Socialism, you would not be allowed to be poor. You would be forcibly fed, clothed, lodged, taught and employed whether you liked it or not.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (dNzKv)

So forced labor is a feature, not a bug, of socialism.
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (xjiRE)

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"Not in Sweden!!!!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (3T+T0)

322 Let's tear this world apart and build a better one.


*dons face colander*

You have one of these, right?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (5jVnA)

323 Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), a member of the Judiciary Committee on why Christine Ford hasn't agreed to testify yet: To have her be there without the FBI report...
How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her
9:55 AM 18 Sep 2018
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (kO+z3)

The FBI doesn't have jurisdiction. But I'm sure she (he?) knows that. I hate these people and hope they die of ass cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

324

Four percent? Probably closer to 1%


TFG's administration released a study that showed the percentage of LGBTBBQ Americans to be 1.2%.

IIRC, this was not long after they started pushing for male sicko trannies to use the girl's restroom with your daughter or granddaughter. That's when it dawned on me that we were being punked by his clown car of an administration and their real goal was the destruction of western civilization itself along with an increase in sex crimes, all in glorious name of "inclusion." Marx would be proud.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (HaL55)

325 Seriously, she's reworked a tale of drunken party kisses into rape and near accidental murder without even to courtesy of specifying a day/month/year *or* location - and it's the FBI's job to sort it out???

It's like they're now phoning in rape accusations.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (W+vEI)

Well, why not? The Senators and Congressmen are just phoning in their comments. Why have a real world when you can just stare into your smart phone?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (9BLnV)

326 Who bitch dis iz?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (r4yyL)

327 DiFi's latest "demands" make it clear (if it wasn't before) that they have no faith in Ford or her ability to hold up under questioning.


They'll continue bellowing, but it is ridiculous and hollow, especially given Feinstein's burying her allegations for almost 3 months.

The MFM will continue to push the lie, but they are just carnival hucksters looking to sucker the fools.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (Z48ZB)

328 Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (Fb9aZ)

That's great and I like "Lord Garth" too.
I have normal people in the church I serve-many of whom of older-50's and above. They are not using "cis gendered" all that nonsense. They will use gay and straight, That's it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (AllCR)

329 Wasn't she some older women in jersey politics that actually smoked a pope?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (9Om/r)



----



Whoa!!!! KILLED a POPE??





That IS impressive.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (8XRCm)


Well, it IS jersey, so....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (9Om/r)

330
This is how Idiocracy comes true.

Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (8jjJt)

331 By the way, Sesame Street officially announced that Bert and Ernie area homosexual couple. They can't just be buddies living together, no they have to be fruits. For the children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (39g3+)

332 57






"Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."



You know who also said this...





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 12:57 PM (1AK1h)
========================

Oh, yeah, Murphy Brown is coming back to TV. Didn't we get enough of overweight, opinionated, bitchy white Leftist women during the last election?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (UsCnO)

333 Nike stock soaring !
Now up 2 billion dollars !
Capitalists are loving big time Nike stock !!
Those who shorted are getting skinned

Posted by: Comrade at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (iNvie)

334 A alleged event that happened 35-37 years ago where
the victim doesn't know when, where and how she got there and home and
suddenly "remembers the perp in 2012 when it looks like said perp might
become a SC justice.... How in the fuck do you "investigate " that

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:16 PM (O2RFr)
Probably the same way they "investigate" Russian collusion. They would be all over this if they didn't already have an image problem.

Posted by: Anne Halfway at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (0u4m0)

335 317 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 18, 2018 01:20 PM (q1VoB)

Oh they have, they've dumped millions on that race. The money will dry up now.

This was never about Beto winning TX, it's about raising his stature for 2020.

You don't openly campaign against the NRA in TX for a statewide race.
Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (MAstk)

==========

But the youth vote!

The youth vote!!!!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (3T+T0)

336 Zero chance Beto pulls 45% in Texas. We hate clowns here.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (AjNMO)

337 Even if this crazy Prof bitch went back in time and called the FBI that same night, they would refer her to the local PD.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (SN/qr)

338 Let's tear this world apart! Except my bank accounts. And my houses. And my cars. And all my other stuff. But otherwise, tear it down!

Posted by: Anne Hathaway at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (XcgmW)

339 She [Brie Larson -ed] also appears to have no personality and the rear end of a 60 year old man, which is unfortunate in that costume.

Oh, he's not joking.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybx74d7y

That is a sad, sad butt.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (9qZ3S)

340 Unless they are in a rodeo.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (AjNMO)

341 336. Clowns get the bullet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (fA1SL)

342 316 I believe it was Sir Noel Coward who said that the actual physical work required of an actor "wouldn't tax a fetus."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (iwUO9)


Maybe this is the key to stopping Planned Parenthood...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (1AK1h)

343 Motel 6 with the light off.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (Gjw1J)

----

And the back door is UNLOCKED.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

344 Most recently, he's tipped me off to the awesomely amusing ramblings of one Haku Zynkyoku, Samurai Nazi. I highly recommend it. I started watching it last night, and I couldn't look away for hours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (AzW6q)


Wow, and guys is still on You tube???

/facepalm

Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (NgKpN)

345 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (3T+T0)

We'll see if he corrects course. Though I really don't care, stopped going to HA 3 years ago.

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (MAstk)

346 I refuse to vote on Kavanaugh until the FBI helps me find my Service Records.

Posted by: Dick Blumenthal at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (SN/qr)

347 Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.

-----

Good. I suspected as much. The Dems have spent a LOT of money on this twerp. And they're trying their best to nationalize this election out of hatred of Cruz and Trump. And they're grooming the little Hogg-lookalike for a Presidential run.

This race is looking like a Captain Ahab moment for the DNC...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (AzW6q)

348 How the heck do you go against the NRA in Texas? Retarded clowns wouldn't do that.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

349 More brilliance from millennial NeverTrump Princess Kat Timpf; "Sure, a lot of women have come forward to defend Kavanaugh...just like Weinstein, Louie CK and Kevin Spacey!"

I'm so glad Conservative Inc. invested so much time and effort in getting her over as a next gen Reaganite thinker.

Timpf, SE Cupp, Shaprio...truly the successors to Limbaugh.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (datdl)

350 323 Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), a member of the Judiciary Committee on why Christine Ford hasn't agreed to testify yet: To have her be there without the FBI report...
How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her

So, the FBI report thing wasn't a joke? LOL.. What could they report on ? Oh, I see they want a full blown year long investigation... Dems are truly evil

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (O2RFr)

351 Not pope....pipe. The old stories I heard was that she was some ancient old world republican woman who smoked a pipe. Like a throw back from the revolution.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (9Om/r)

352 339 She [Brie Larson -ed] also appears to have no personality and the rear end of a 60 year old man, which is unfortunate in that costume.

Oh, he's not joking.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybx74d7y

That is a sad, sad butt.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (9qZ3S)

She should be doing SQUATZZ for GAINZZ!!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)

353 333; maybe you should look into cat filters. or, machines. they're through the roof, you little demented circus monkey.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (KP5rU)

354 345 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (3T+T0)

We'll see if he corrects course. Though I really don't care, stopped going to HA 3 years ago.
Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (MAstk)

=============

I like a few of the bloggers over there still. And their Headline section is a nice cross section of what people are saying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (3T+T0)

355 So she is calling for Bane to come?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (1ZlS3)

356
The only role I've really liked her in was the reporterette in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow because she basically spends the movie being a screwup and being humiliated.


I repeat myself, but Se7en, where her empty head is cut off and the plague movie where, as Mrs. Matt Damon, she dies an agonizing death early on wherein her innards liquify to mush.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (pNxlR)

357 >>By the way, Sesame Street officially announced that Bert and Ernie area homosexual couple.



We already knew this, man.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (SN/qr)

358 347 Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.

-----

Good. I suspected as much. The Dems have spent a LOT of money on this twerp. And they're trying their best to nationalize this election out of hatred of Cruz and Trump. And they're grooming the little Hogg-lookalike for a Presidential run.

This race is looking like a Captain Ahab moment for the DNC...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (AzW6q)

============

It's looking like Wendy Davis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (3T+T0)

359 The statements I've heard/read from Mitch and Grassley are pretty terse and not disposed to tolerating the commie kabuki much longer. WH has to be coordinating their plan behind the scenes.

This is not going to work out for the commies.




Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (kD8Fh)


What needs to be remembered at all times is that these people are creatures of their egos, and that screwing with them, embarrassing them, is not a good ides. Witness Susan Collins having her back put up by the usual tactics of the Left.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

360 Read the FBI's response on the record and then hold the vote.

The D's will walk out but who cares. End this.

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (MAstk)

361 Anne Hathaway still has credit in my spank bank for her Catwoman. May have been some CGI involved

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (qMV6r)

362
7 weeks. Supposedly Finesteen received the letter 7 weeks ago.

Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (8jjJt)

363 Remember when Gwyneth Paltrow told us how much harder her life was than the hoi polloi?

Do you know how hard it is to find a vibrating vaginal ceramic egg for under 1000 dollars? White privilege doen't even help!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (jDF8P)

364 That is a sad, sad butt.

Its no joke. I don't like the gigantic sofa-sized badonkadonk supposedly preferred by men today but she's just sadly lacking. CGI that heiney, Hollywood, give her a break.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (39g3+)

365 357 >>By the way, Sesame Street officially announced that Bert and Ernie area homosexual couple.


Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (O2RFr)

366 352 339 She [Brie Larson -ed] also appears to have no personality and the rear end of a 60 year old man, which is unfortunate in that costume.

Oh, he's not joking.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybx74d7y

That is a sad, sad butt.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (9qZ3S)

She should be doing SQUATZZ for GAINZZ!!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (NWiLs)

That there is cocaine ass.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (1ZlS3)

367 >>298 280 What do white women like Anne think will happen when we tear apart our white cis culture ?

That the dominant culture will eschew bitter dungareed lesbians, twinks, and black gangbangers in movie casting choices in favor of bug-eyed white cake-eaters.

Posted by: Zod at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)

368 Hi Bert! Did you get lube today?

Posted by: Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (NWiLs)

369
Yeah I saw this the other day and laughed because somehow she thinks this isn't going to touch her at some point?

These people are shamefully ignorant of the history of communist movements.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 12:56 PM (4ErVI)








I especially love the part where they're ignorant of the fact that virtually every communist or socialist paradise in history has brutally persecuted homosexuals.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (eXA4G)

370 344 Most recently, he's tipped me off to the awesomely amusing ramblings of one Haku Zynkyoku, Samurai Nazi. I highly recommend it. I started watching it last night, and I couldn't look away for hours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:21 PM (AzW6q)


Wow, and guys is still on You tube???

/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (NgKpN)


I know, right?

Posted by: Dennis Prager at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (xjiRE)

371 The FBI doesn't have jurisdiction. But I'm sure she (he?) knows that. I hate these people and hope they die of ass cancer.
==========

You would really wish that on me?

Posted by: Ass Cancer at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (vg8iE)

372 Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), a member of the Judiciary Committee on why Christine Ford hasn't agreed to testify yet: To have her be there without the FBI report...
How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her
9:55 AM 18 Sep 2018
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (kO+z3)

Does this bint have a husband or son? Maybe she should imagine how they would feel...

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Z48ZB)

373 341
336. Clowns get the bullet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM


This.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (p+Wdc)

374 284
Stephen Miller

@redsteeze



Say it again. They have no intention of having her appear. Democrats
know there is nothing the FBI can do here yet they are somehow allowed
to put it out there without pushback.Stephen Miller added,



Chad Pergram

@ChadPergram



Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), a member of the Judiciary Committee on why
Christine Ford hasn't agreed to testify yet: To have her be there
without the FBI report...

How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her

9:55 AM 18 Sep 2018

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (kO+z3)

Again - optics are everything - hold a meeting of the Judiciary Committee open the floor and the microphone to Ms. Ford and have the sergeant at arms announce that Ms Ford is called forward to "testify and give evidence" when she doesn't show have all the MSM's cameras record the empty area around the micronphone for 10 solid minutes. When time is up ask Kavanaugh if he wishes to add anything, after he does ( or does not), close the hearing for evidence, vote Kavanaugh out of committee and on to the full senate, advise the committee you are referring Senator Amidala the Elder, I mean Feinstein, for ethics violations, ask for a motion to adjourn, recognize the motion as moved seconded and passed and gavel the meeting to a close. Microphone drop. Give the finger to the f*cktard feminazis in the gallery dressed as "handmaidens" as you file out and then it's on to the Senate cloaking room for bourbon and cigars.
OK maybe you don't have to do the last two things. Oh hell . . why not. Do it.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Fb9aZ)

375 TFG's administration released a study that showed the percentage of LGBTBBQ Americans to be 1.2%.

IIRC, this was not long after they started pushing for male sicko trannies to use the girl's restroom with your daughter or granddaughter. That's when it dawned on me that we were being punked by his clown car of an administration and their real goal was the destruction of western civilization itself along with an increase in sex crimes, all in glorious name of "inclusion." Marx would be proud.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (HaL55)


More people believe that Elvis is still alive.

And have been anal probed by Aliens..

And believe they have seen angels...

Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (NgKpN)

376 365 Yeah,they already have a hand up their ass...

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (mCMQ5)

377 https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8gwzjdy

not so amazing history of Balsey-Ford

Posted by: free tibet at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (U4PcL)

378 362
7 weeks. Supposedly Finesteen received the letter 7 weeks ago.
Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (8jjJt)


Lawyer and polygraph paid for by a certain Hungarian Nazi collaborator...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (1AK1h)

379 >>>Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex...


Puppetry of the Penis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Agn5J)

380 Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

See #335

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (MAstk)

381 >>Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex..


It's like a handhake. But dirtier.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (SN/qr)

382 Comrade, Here is your bag of dicks. Go away.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (0OmEj)

383
Kat Timpf just showed up on the tube one one day.

Annoying as hell.

Where the hell did she come from?? How did she get there?? Why doesn't she cut that mole off of her face??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (8XRCm)

384 364 That is a sad, sad butt.

Its no joke. I don't like the gigantic sofa-sized badonkadonk supposedly preferred by men today but she's just sadly lacking. CGI that heiney, Hollywood, give her a break.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (39g3+)

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She would have spent 6 weeks in the gym, but Tumblr told her that it was the same thing as the Rape of Nanking.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (3T+T0)

385 Your mouth, G-d's ears, Book of Life status [x] Inscribed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:11 PM (1AK1h)


a very good sentiment for a Holy Day

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (kD8Fh)

386 Wow, and guys is still on You tube???

/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (NgKpN)

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Well they can't pretend he's a white supremacist, as he is an out-and-proud Japanese supremacist. So totes cool, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

387 Zero chance Beto pulls 45% in Texas. We hate clowns here.
Posted by: rammajamma at September 18, 2018 01:24 PM (AjNMO

Oh, I can see 45%, since they only polled in Austin and "inner city" Houston and Dallas.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (9BLnV)

388 By the way, Sesame Street officially announced that Bert and Ernie area homosexual couple.

That must be recent because when all this nonsense originally came out what they said was "These are puppets. There is no sexual orientation for them."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (AllCR)

389 Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), a member of the Judiciary Committee on why Christine Ford hasn't agreed to testify yet: To have her be there without the FBI report...
How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her
9:55 AM 18 Sep 2018
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM

There it is again. The Feelz. Everybody bow down and worship The Feelz.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (2NqXo)

390 Interesting take on the world.


We can't all be thespians and baristas.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (Z9C5C)

391 "That myth is that gayness orbits around straightness, transgender orbits around cisgender, and that all races orbit around whiteness."
..............

She talks like a fag and her shit's all retarded.

https://tinyurl.com/ntu94uc

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (HgMAr)

392 344. Of course Haku is still on YouTube. As he says, 'The Jew fears the samurai.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (fA1SL)

393 The FBI doesn't have jurisdiction. But I'm sure she (he?) knows that. I hate these people and hope they die of ass cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

No kidding. If anything, this is a local matter that local police also would not investigate due to lapse of time and no police report. But gotta keep the left LIVs agitated as if their "leaders" are doing something, anything.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (5jVnA)

394
It's gonna be fun when the 'smart money' decides to pull the plug on Nike. Comrade won't be getting that phone call and will be stuck holding the bag.

The end of fiscal quarters is traditionally when the word gets out.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (LOgQ4)

395 386 Well they can't pretend he's a white supremacist, as he is an out-and-proud Japanese supremacist. So totes cool, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:28 PM (AzW6q)

Well, I suppose a legion of Weebs would agree with him on that.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (UnA8+)

396 @289


She's also claiming to feeling victimized by the process.


This is so fucking insane, I really don't know what else to say.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (mv+Oj)

397 Hi Bert! Did you get lube today?

Posted by: Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM

I can't hear you, I have a dildo in my ear.

Posted by: Bert at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (p+Wdc)

398 Anne Hathaway--America lover her from the time she won our hearts as a newcomer in "The Devil Wears Prada" through the peak of her career in "The Devil Wears Prada"......but now she just seems so desperate.

Posted by: KasperHauserinLondon at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (HqpV0)

399
. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), a member of the Judiciary Committee on why Christine Ford hasn't agreed to testify yet: To have her be there without the FBI report...

How do you think she feels?


With her fingers

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (TAmPV)

400 >>The FBI doesn't have jurisdiction. But I'm sure she (he?) knows that. I hate these people and hope they die of ass cancer.


Think it's going to the FBI because they do the background checks for nominees? Kavanaugh has already had *6* FBI background checks with no issues.

Regardless, they're probably doing this to make it appear to be a criminal matter (FBI must investigate!!) when nothing she's described sounds all that criminal.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (W+vEI)

401 "Ford won't appear until the FBI Investigates"

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I'm going to bring in some hard pipe hittin' MFers from Alabama FBI to investigate this whole situation. I've got jurisdiction because this appears to be potentially an effort to overthrow the results of a federal election via a multi jurisdiction conspiracy. It may just be a local crime, and if so referral will be made if such determination is made. As for now, I'm pulling bank records, hard drives, phone records, and medical records. You'll hear more about this when I'm done. In about 18 mos. Ok thanks bye.

Posted by: The sleeper has awakened at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (HmETe)

402 By the way, Sesame Street officially announced that
Bert and Ernie area homosexual couple. They can't just be buddies
living together, no they have to be fruits. For the children.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:23 PM (39g3+)


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There's a cute show on Nickelodeon called "The Loud House" that's the same way. The best friend has two "dads" for no reason other than political activism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (wkPQ8)

403 You don't openly campaign against the NRA in TX for a statewide race.
Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:22 PM (MAstk)

That may be more about gaining "virtue points" so that someone, somewhere, in the Lefty universe of providing sinecures to political whatevers, will give him a job.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (hLRSq)

404 Lawyer and polygraph paid for by a certain Hungarian Nazi collaborator...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (1AK1h)

Well, the lawyer is the Vice Chair of a group paid for by Soros.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

405 Anne will be sitting poolside with a drink at her
mansion in Beverly Hills while the proles do all that destroying and
tearing, thank you. Call her when all that icky stuff is over with and
it's time to create the brave new world. She's one of the Elect; she's
got ideas buzzing around in her head!





Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:18 PM (2NqXo)



Nooo noooo, thats not how it works. If the left gets the war they want its going to be a war of attrition, and our side has the torque of a race hemi. Remember our troops hanging out in Saddam's palaces? yeah, something like that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (9Om/r)

406 Fan Bingbing or Anne Hathaway?

Free Fan!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (mIe/a)

407 397 Hi Bert! Did you get lube today?

Posted by: Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM
I can't hear you, I have a dildo in my ear.
Posted by: Bert at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (p+Wdc)


"You using the whole fist, Henson?... Moon River..."

- - Burt

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (1AK1h)

408 395. Poor weebs.
* casually clubs one with a rifle-butt *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)

409 >>Anne Hathaway--America lover her from the time she won our hearts as a newcomer in "The Devil Wears Prada" through the peak of her career in "The Devil Wears Prada".


That's the movie.


Those Boots. Oh, my.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (SN/qr)

410 I don't even know who the eff she is.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (58Au8)

411 7 weeks. Supposedly Finesteen received the letter 7 weeks ago.
Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (8jjJt)

Yep- sent to her July 30, 2018.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (Z48ZB)

412 364 That is a sad, sad butt.

Its no joke. I don't like the gigantic sofa-sized badonkadonk supposedly preferred by men today but she's just sadly lacking. CGI that heiney, Hollywood, give her a break.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (39g3+)

Pretty damn lazy not to get in shape for the role.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

413 Go to Hell, CTW and Sesame Street.

You know, for years I was told that gay stereotyping was BAD BAD BAD. If I saw two men living together and assumed they were gay, the Left would yell at me for being a horrible person.

Now they are going full tilt toward the stereotyping they used to criticize.

Assholes.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (eytER)

414 359 The statements I've heard/read from Mitch and Grassley are pretty terse and not disposed to tolerating the commie kabuki much longer. WH has to be coordinating their plan behind the scenes.

This is not going to work out for the commies.




Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:10 PM (kD8Fh)


What needs to be remembered at all times is that these people are creatures of their egos, and that screwing with them, embarrassing them, is not a good ides. Witness Susan Collins having her back put up by the usual tactics of the Left.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (hLRSq)


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For whatever reason, the grassroots left has lost any tactical finess they once had since Trump was elected. They assume they can bully people at will (because they have pulled it off occasionally) so they have double downed on that tactic not realizing that it might just have the effect of stiffening the spines of those who witness it.

Posted by: Jackal at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (HXQzY)

415 402 There's a cute show on Nickelodeon called "The Loud House" that's the same way. The best friend has two "dads" for no reason other than political activism.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 18, 2018 01:29 PM (wkPQ

Or how every single cartoon now apparently has to reveal in the last episode that the lead female is a Lesbian.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (UnA8+)

416
Oh, yeah, Murphy Brown is coming back to TV.
Didn't we get enough of overweight, opinionated, bitchy white Leftist
women during the last election?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018

*
*
The full-page ad for it in the Entertainment Weekly showed the cast, standing but tilted to one side, and the banner, "Funny -- No Matter Which Way You Lean!"

Of course they were all leaning to the Left.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (/ZWeB)

417 Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex...

Posted by: It's me donna

It is all in the hands.

Posted by: cheri at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (oiNtH)

418 Anytime you want to leave that mansion, surrounded by a wall, in a gated community, and give away all that cash your "white cisgender privilege" got you, sugar-tits.

Any. Time.

We'll be waiting.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (NYS7S)

419 "Nike stock soaring !

Now up 2 billion dollars !

Capitalists are loving big time Nike stock !!


Posted by: Comrade"

Thank you President Trump!

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (MxEKc)

420 Re: Nike

We've explained this to you already. The people who support them buy stuff. The people who don't support them stopped. The stopped element won't show up immediately.

Ask the NFL or NASCAR. They can explain it to you.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (wkPQ8)

421 Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 01:27 PM (Fb9aZ)


Yup... simple statement needs to be made today.


It is each American's RIGHT to face his or her Accuser. That is a bedrock principal of American Justice.

We are giving Judge Kavanaugh his RIGHT to face his accuser. If She does not wish to testify, then we can give no credence to her allegations.

If we do not hear from Her or Her Lawyer within the next 24 hours, we will reschedule the vote for Thursday.

Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (NgKpN)

422 Mazie Hirono makes Feinstein look like Madame Curie.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (jDF8P)

423 Well they can't pretend he's a white supremacist, as he is an out-and-proud Japanese supremacist.

----

Point of order.

All Japanese are Japanese supremicists.... gaijin.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

424 How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her

She's victimized? How about Kavanaugh who gets this crap thrown at him and his Family from some nut case who he never in his life knew? Bitch

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (O2RFr)

425 The Patriarchy wont get the ass it wants!
Brie Larson

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (mCMQ5)

426 The D's will walk out but who cares. End this.

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (MAstk)


No they'll grandstand and set their hair aflame about victimizing the wimmens and Senator Spartacus who has no hair will rend his shirt and gnash his teeth.


And Chuck Grassley will say: "We know you're running for president, but what exactly is your point?"

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (kD8Fh)

427 Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex..
******************************************************

They rub felt together. Some lefty white womyn college professor wrote a scholarly treatise on felt being a racist fabric. But I guess Bert and Ernie's felt is not racist because they're POC, puppets of color. Orange and yellow.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (2NqXo)

428 Since a polygraph can be beaten if the subject thinks what they say is true... some science to depend upon eh Harrison Ford?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (mIe/a)

429 this is all so fucking insane, i may take a nap. or, watch some sleazy porn. or, maybe drink heavily. too many white privileged choices.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (KP5rU)

430 Oh, yeah, Murphy Brown is coming back to TV. Didn't we get enough of overweight, opinionated, bitchy white Leftist women during the last election?
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Is her turkey neck getting its own show?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (vg8iE)

431 425 The Patriarchy wont get the ass it wants!
Brie Larson
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (mCMQ5)


Runny. Cheesy... Gleet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (1AK1h)

432 >>She's also claiming to feeling victimized by the process.




Which part?
The part where she contacted her Congresswoman?

The part where she contacted the WashPost?

The part where she hired a personal lawyer who is based in DC and a Vice Chair for a Soros organization?

The part where she had her social media professionally purged from the internet?

Or...maybe the part where she trusted a lifelong politician, Sen. Feinstein, to relay her rape allegations but not her name?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

433 >>>333 Nike stock soaring !
Now up 2 billion dollars !
Capitalists are loving big time Nike stock !!
Those who shorted are getting skinned

How f*cking dumb is the #GetWoke crowd for letting their Revolution get co-opted by multi-billion dollar companies and no-talent frauds who then turn around and sell you your own ideas and bullshit back to you for 50-75 bucks a pop?

I'm sure Che is proud of the way you've carried on The Struggle.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (datdl)

434 Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex..
******************************************************

All two puppets need is two hands.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (2NqXo)

435 The Dem meltdown on Nov 6th will be EPIC.

If you live in a large blue city, might be a good night to be out of town.

Shit will burn.

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (MAstk)

436
Zod has instructed one of his Aztec minions to repossess said heart old-school style.


Oh, Zod, you truly are a wonder!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (pNxlR)

437 419 "Nike stock soaring !

Now up 2 billion dollars !

Capitalists are loving big time Nike stock !!


Posted by: Comrade"

Thank you President Trump!
Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (MxEKc)


so you admit that President Trump is GOOD for business!

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

438 >>>
By the way, Sesame Street officially announced that Bert and Ernie area homosexual couple.<<<

Gay? I didn't even know they had cocks.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (Z9C5C)

439
near-far-near-far- near-far-near-far- near-far-near-far-near-far-near -far-near- far-near-far-near-far -near-far-neeeeeeeeeeear..... ahhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Burt & Ernies next muppet skit at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (8XRCm)

440 Now they are going full tilt toward the stereotyping they used to criticize.


---

Remember when they used to get so pissed when someone associated illegal aliens with Hispanics?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (wkPQ8)

441 430 Oh, yeah, Murphy Brown is coming back to TV. Didn't we get enough of overweight, opinionated, bitchy white Leftist women during the last election?
=========

Is her turkey neck getting its own show?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (vg8iE)


More and more respect each day for Charlie McCarthy...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (1AK1h)

442 Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex...
============
See Team America World Police for a primer.

Posted by: Matt and Trey at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (fxCay)

443 If the Deimoscr@ps set themselves afire, would that be a bag thing?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:33 PM (mIe/a)

444 Listening to the Drift Compatible podcast, AtC sometimes sounds like Kennedy.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:33 PM (4ErVI)

445 I saw ads for the new Murphy Brown,the Magnum PI remake(he now has ass kicking female friend of course!) and some show about the FBI(LUL).So fucking lame.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:33 PM (mCMQ5)

446

That's funny because Murphy Brown was a show about Fake News.

Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:33 PM (8jjJt)

447 274
Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.



Texas Senate GE:



Ted Cruz (R) 54% (+9)

Beto O'Rourke (D) 45%



@QuinnipiacPoll9 9/11-17

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (MAstk)

In the primary, all D's combined got just over 1 million votes. The R's got 1.5 million votes. Ted got over 1.2 million himself.

This Senate race was, and still is, no race. So everyone who writes or reports something different (not criticizing a fellow Moron, rather the press) is just wrong.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)

448 The problem that always occurs when ppl decide they should tear the world apart and build a new one is who does the rebuilding and who then does the ruling.

Revolutionaries never think about this they just go ahead because it's so much easier to destroy than build. Then amid the rubble they turn to the first one strong enough with enough will to begin to bring sense and reason out of chaos.

Even if they don't make much sense or use much reason.

And the first ones to be ruined or murdered (besides the original rulers of the now destroyed system) are the very revolutionaries who destroyed the system.

And in it's place will arise a system strikingly alike to the one just destroyed only with new rulers and operators and new rules that favor the new rulers and disfavor those that did the destruction.

This has happened so many times it's become boring to those who are wise and spend time exploring the history of revolutions.

It makes me want to weep to see the stupidity and lack of any sense as to what the real outcome would be.

It must be genetic or a disease it happens so often and so predictably.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (hVoJQ)

449 444 Listening to the Drift Compatible podcast, AtC sometimes sounds like Kennedy.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:33 PM (4ErVI)

I can't hear someone say "sounds like Kennedy" without reflexively thinking "Ted Kennedy". -_-

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (UnA8+)

450 443 If the Deimoscr@ps set themselves afire, would that be a bag thing?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:33 PM (mIe/a)


If we throw some copper wire on that bonfire, the flames turn pretty aqua colors

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (kD8Fh)

451 this is me, STILL not giving a shit what any Hollyweird asshole thinks about things...

but i DO thank her for yet another reason to not give them a dime of my money.


Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (rjbMC)

452 462. Yeah. But Haku-Ten-O has cracked the code. See....the Rothschild Cabal, having addicted China to physical opium, and the West to metaphysical, Lucierfian opium ('love'), used Commodore Perry as an instrument to bring down Japan. But Samurai Christ Yoshida Shoin stood against their designs and was martyred for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (fA1SL)

453

By the way, Sesame Street officially announced that Bert and Ernie area homosexual couple. They can't just be buddies living together, no they have to be fruits. For the children.


Heaven forfend there be simple friendship.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (HaL55)

454 See Team America World Police for a primer.
Posted by: Matt and Trey at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (fxCay)

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Marinettes are NOT puppets.

Posted by: Burt & Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (8XRCm)

455 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)

Exactly.

Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (MAstk)

456 Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (Z9C5C)

or tongues or back holes.

Posted by: jakee308 at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (hVoJQ)

457 Anyone remember bout ten years ago Annie was dating some Italian Jetsetter businessman dude - turns out he was a con man who was stealing tons of money from clients.
Anne lied her ass off to the feds by saying she barely knew the guy (even though they were photographed together a lot) and quickly returned all the expensive shit he bought her.
Her white celebrity privilege saved her from a possible accessory conviction.

Posted by: FROMNJ at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (sCjDS)

458 431 425 The Patriarchy wont get the ass it wants!
Brie Larson
Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (mCMQ5)


Runny. Cheesy... Gleet.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (1AK1h)

Please clap!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

459 406 Fan Bingbing or Anne Hathaway?

Free Fan!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (mIe/a)

Can we trade the Chinese Anne for Fan?

Exchange an anti-Chinese for an anti-American. Win/win, right?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (J+mig)

460 Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex.

Not that I indulge in viewing this, but there's probably some porn site that has this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (AllCR)

461 The part where she had her social media professionally purged from the internet?

I was just thinking about this. Isn't it really hard to completely delete Facebook?
Yes, it is...https://deletefacebook.com/

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (eiZez)

462 I see in New Orleans a curious cat could not hold it in until election day. Snuck into power station and knocked out the electricity for 7,500 people.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (mIe/a)

463 >>By the way, Sesame Street officially announced that Bert and Ernie are a homosexual couple.
----------------------
I always thought of them as kids.
But of course even kids have to be sexualized now.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (0jtPF)

464 Ask the NFL or NASCAR. They can explain it to you.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Yeah. Go ask NASCAR and Camping World CEO.
F him.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (Gjw1J)

465 from my cold dead hands sweetie

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM (h/uSM)

466 I can't hear someone say "sounds like Kennedy" without reflexively thinking "Ted Kennedy". -_-

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (UnA8+)

Heh yeah.

I meant the cute former VJ and current Fox personality.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (4ErVI)

467 More and more respect each day for Charlie McCarthy...

She always used to talk about how her father related more to the puppet than her. I used to think that was sad, but now I know why.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (jDF8P)

468 Heh

"Dozens and dozens of people are listening to us."

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (4ErVI)

469 You know, Anne Hathaway is kind of cute. Or she used to be, I don't know if she is anymore.
She suffers from the problem a lot of cute girls encounter: She's had men who treat her like she's nothing more than a f-hole. Or in her case, more than one.

I would assume that can skew one's view, especially those who grow up in warped settings where there aren't people to protect the cute girl for being preyed upon.
So no, let's not tear this world down. Let's stop protecting the predators, let's start teaching little girls how to protect themselves, and teach them that their worth is more than their f-holes. Anne, you just got taught the wrong lessons. But don't mistake that for evidence that the world as a whole is messed up. It's just yours that is.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (9chmE)

470 heh, another actress that likely knew all about Harvey Weinstein's little schtick and kept it to herself no doubt.

Posted by: Orson at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (ys0PL)

471 Oh, I hope everyone is paying attention to the Weekstandard/NeverTrump/Lil Marco war going on right now. Complete with tattling to Jack Dorsey and serious discussions of the Salt Bae meme by middled aged serious policy wonks.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (datdl)

472 What's a cishet?

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (ok8/5)

473

EM TWIZZLERS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (pYqXv)

474 Gay? I didn't even know they had cocks.


Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM


Duh, they're obviously cock curious.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (p+Wdc)

475 459
406 Fan Bingbing or Anne Hathaway?



Free Fan!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:30 PM (mIe/a)



Can we trade the Chinese Anne for Fan?



Exchange an anti-Chinese for an anti-American. Win/win, right?

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 18, 2018

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A quick DuckDuckGo image search tells me I would far rather have Fan than Anne! She, and that Koren actress who starred on Lost, are two of the loveliest women on earth.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (/ZWeB)

476 >>I always thought of them as kids.


I always thought of them as closeted fags. Like Gilligan and The Skipper.

Never understood why they didin't just push their beds together?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (SN/qr)

477 472 What's a cishet?
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (ok8/5)

Cis-gendered heterosexual.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

478 447 In the primary, all D's combined got just over 1 million votes. The R's got 1.5 million votes. Ted got over 1.2 million himself.

This Senate race was, and still is, no race. So everyone who writes or reports something different (not criticizing a fellow Moron, rather the press) is just wrong.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)

===========

The problem is that it's not just people who vote in primaries who vote in the general election. That's one reason those vote totals are generally not terribly predictive.

The numbers are a good sign, but not firm proof.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (3T+T0)

479 Grassley's doing a good job. The Dems are complaining about a rush to judgement with the mano-a-womano hearing scheduled for Monday. The womano is not responding to the chairman's requests. So Grassley sez well, she gave a lot of details in her WP interview, and she hired a lawyer way back in August, so she ought to be prepared. LOL. Dems keep forgetting that what goes around, comes around.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (Pqytn)

480 So when will Bert or Ernie transition then? Or will they both?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (mIe/a)

481 461 The part where she had her social media professionally purged from the internet?

I was just thinking about this. Isn't it really hard to completely delete Facebook?
Yes, it is...https://deletefacebook.com/

I'm sure if we could get to it it would be full of "Get Kavanaugh, take down Trump" rants... Where's a cyber expert when you need them?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (O2RFr)

482 bert & ernie gay? yeah, can't hook them peter puffers soon enough. way to go. and, they outlawed tobacco advertising. what's next? ads for disembowelment? i'm in favor of that one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (KP5rU)

483 I liked Anne Hathaway in Get Smart.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (nBr1j)

484 So I got my college alumni magazine in the mail a few days ago. I've been trying to unsubscribe for YEARS.

I'm hoping this does it. I sent them a nasty letter, certified return receipt, saying I am very "triggered" that the magazine features do not focus on straight white men, historically the driver of so much progress in this world. Instead they choose to focus on people who belong on a carnie poster and have no real accomplishments to their names.

Maybe they'll get mad and drop me.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (eytER)

485 See Team America World Police for a primer.
Posted by: Matt and Trey

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Marinettes are NOT puppets.
Posted by: Burt & Ernie



Puppets require a hand up their ass.
Much like Congress.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (Gjw1J)

486 >>>472 What's a cishet?

A word fat chicks with blue hair call men who won't have sex with them.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (datdl)

487 So when will Bert or Ernie transition then? Or will they both?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (mIe/a)
=========

Thankfully, the surgery will require little more than a seam ripper.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

488 Not that I indulge in viewing this, but there's probably some porn site that has this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:35 PM

Rule 34.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

489 I liked Anne Hathaway in Get Smart.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (nBr1j)

I liked her in Get Fucked

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (9MKXa)

490 462
I see in New Orleans a curious cat could not hold it in until election
day. Snuck into power station and knocked out the electricity for 7,500
people.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018

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Mr. Whiskers? Was that you??

Posted by: Crazy Cat Guy in NO at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (/ZWeB)

491

Re: Bert & Ernie

It reminds me of when JerK Rowley suddenly decided 'oh yeah sure, Dumbledore is a homo just like some of you guessed.'

Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (8jjJt)

492 yes, George Bernard Shaw's plan works fine ... perfect socialism, kindly execute those not working hard enough. /s

But assume for a second the communist ideal really IS more efficient, and force feeding everyone a diet of PC Mush makes everyone comfortable numb, and "happy" given the proper drugs.

Is that world "better" ... or is free will and liberty worth the cost of some messiness? Most wars are not efficient, but we fight to maintain freedom from the central planners of one realm or another. Do we really fight because capitalism is more efficient? No. We fight for liberty ... lighting the way for the world.

The oligarchs are constantly buying our government to give them favors, funded by an ever growing "public debt", which is just "grand theft of country". Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty .. someone once said.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

493 One thing is for sure,conservatives should be motivated as hell to vote.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (mCMQ5)

494 *waves to SMH*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (mIe/a)

495 Chad Pergram

@ChadPergram



Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI), a member of the Judiciary Committee on why
Christine Ford hasn't agreed to testify yet: To have her be there
without the FBI report...

How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her

9:55 AM 18 Sep 2018

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (kO+z3)


Whats my line?

Posted by: Rachel Gentile at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (ymnmz)

496 Never understood why they didin't just push their beds together?Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM (SN/qr)

Maybe you shouldn't have been watching it when you 35 ;^). The rest of us who were younger at the time just thought they were kids and puppets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (AllCR)

497 428
Since a polygraph can be beaten if the subject thinks what they say is true... some science to depend upon eh Harrison Ford?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:31 PM (mIe/a)

And what questions were asked during the polygraph test? "Do you believe you were almost raped"?? I'm sure she probably believes that. Still doesn't prove a thing. The "party of science" should know that a polygraph isn't infallible.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (jxbfJ)

498 This Senate race was, and still is, no race. So everyone who writes or reports something different (not criticizing a fellow Moron, rather the press) is just wrong.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)

There's no reason to do so, but I'm still going to contribute to his campaign. I want him to completely shred Beta. And all other Dems.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (Z48ZB)

499 See Team America World Police for a primer.
Posted by: Matt and Trey at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (fxCay)

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Marinettes are NOT puppets.

Posted by: Burt & Ernie
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Ghey and racists. Nice!

Posted by: Matt and Trey at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (LsgUy)

500 >>The rest of us who were younger at the time just thought they were kids and puppets.


At no point did I ever think Bert or Ernie were supposed to be children.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:40 PM (SN/qr)

501 I was doing hot marionettes long,long ago....
Gerry Anderson

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:40 PM (mCMQ5)

502 ...but a speech by former Vice President Joe Biden went a long way to restoring her faith.

That's probably because she's too old to be felt up by him.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 01:40 PM (jDF8P)

503 "Korean" actress, not Koren. I looked her up. Yunjin Kim.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2018 01:40 PM (/ZWeB)

504 The Dem meltdown on Nov 6th will be EPIC.

If you live in a large blue city, might be a good night to be out of town.

Shit will burn.
Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (MAstk)

Yes indeed! Shit will burn. Especially in San Francisco.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 01:40 PM (9BLnV)

505 493 One thing is for sure,conservatives should be motivated as hell to vote.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (mCMQ5)

I'm astrally projecting myself into the voting booth right now.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:40 PM (4ErVI)

506 but I do recall them having sitcom beds.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:40 PM (SN/qr)

507 Eh, even as a kid I knew Bert and Ernie were bone smokers.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (oZ6kz)

508 230 So, as it turns out, the entire population of humans on this planet owe their very existence to gayness.

The science is settled.
Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (RuIsu)


Maybe. We also owe our existence to assholes, shit and piss, genocide, maggots and flatulence.

I mean, who gives a shit?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (CPk08)

509 I always thought of them as kids.


I always thought of them as closeted fags. Like Gilligan and The Skipper.

Never understood why they didin't just push their beds together?
Posted by: garrett


So is oscar the pedo?

Animal is Dave. Dave's here man.

Fozie Bear is Cliff Claven

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (Gjw1J)

510
The "party of science" should know that a polygraph isn't infallible.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM


I've heard that ass-clenching at key moments is the key.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (LOgQ4)

511
Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex.


Hand puppet or marionette?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (TAmPV)

512 What's a cishet?

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (ok8/5)



Cis-gendered heterosexual.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 01:37 PM


Aka, a bs term made up by some academic desperately in need of a real job, and/or a butt stroke to the head.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)

513 At no point did I ever think Bert or Ernie were supposed to be children.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:40 PM (SN/qr)

They were confirmed bachelors. Everybody knew that.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (NFEMn)

514 It seems to me the only who people who attack LGBTQXYZ people are lefties attacking them for straying off the leftwing plantation.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (nBr1j)

515 508
230 So, as it turns out, the entire population of humans on this planet owe their very existence to gayness.



The science is settled.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 18, 2018 01:15 PM (RuIsu)



Maybe. We also owe our existence to assholes, shit and piss, genocide, maggots and flatulence.



I mean, who gives a shit?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (CPk0


First on the Fart thread.
Winning!

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (ymnmz)

516 507 Eh, even as a kid I knew Bert and Ernie were bone smokers.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (oZ6kz)

How do you get it up when your schwanz is made out of felt?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (4ErVI)

517 Puppets require a hand up their ass.

Much like Congress.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (Gjw1J)

Sign me up!!

Posted by: Shep at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (eiZez)

518 I can't imagine a speech from Joe Biden changing my life.

Maybe if I was waking up from a lobotomy? I'd think "Who is this fucking dolt" and jump out the window.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (oZ6kz)

519
Re: Bert & Ernie

It reminds me of when JerK Rowley suddenly decided 'oh yeah sure, Dumbledore is a homo just like some of you guessed.'
Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:38 PM (8jjJt)


and he REALLY like Harry...

Kept talking about Magic Wands...

Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (NgKpN)

520 512. Yup. Gotta get their minds right, getting Boss Palpatine's rubble outta Boss Trump's canal.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (fA1SL)

521
Bert: So....Ernie... just get behind me .... I'll bend over....

Ernie: OK Bert. *shocked face*

Ernie: Burt, dont look now.... but there's ..... a hand up your..... you know what.

**lafftrack**

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (8XRCm)

522 Hathaway explained that it was when she spent time with the LGBTQ community -- her older brother is gay - -that she learned to reject this myth.
========

I bet she even has a black friend.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (vg8iE)

523 *waves back to Anna*

Thanks Insomniac.
For some reason, I read that as 'ci-shet'

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (ok8/5)

524 Lindsey Graham just made a good point; If Ford had no intention to publically talk about her Kavanaugh allegation...why did she take a polygraph?

Posted by: El Kabong at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (datdl)

525 "How do you get it up when your schwanz is made out of felt?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (4ErVI) "

A judiciously applied pipe cleaner.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (oZ6kz)

526 She's also claiming to feeling victimized by the process.

--

I'd feel victimized too if the person I contacted about this issue sat on it for 2 months, and then decided to use my experience as a political cudgel.

So, I expect DiFi to make a public apology.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (KUaJL)

527 How do you get it up when your schwanz is made out of felt?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (4ErVI)


They are muppets, so it gets held up by a stick.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (CPk08)

528 See Team America World Police for a primer.

Posted by: Matt and Trey at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (fxCay)



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Marinettes are NOT puppets.

Posted by: Burt Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (8XRCm)


YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ART!!! F-you, and the tunnel to John Malkovich you rode in on!!

Posted by: Craig Schwartz at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (9chmE)

529 My guess is that in #metoo she was one of the actresses who would sleep with any producer or director to get a role.

Posted by: Tommy at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (yEAdf)

530
How do you get it up when your schwanz is made out of felt?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018

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Stiffener, like in Stetson cowboy hats. Works a treat.

Posted by: Bert, speaking for Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (/ZWeB)

531 Re: Nike

That will be interesting if they just laid all their cards on the table and decided to alienate half of their consumer base in exchange for a 2% gain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google [/ at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (n9hQQ)

532 Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert and Ernieds. I can see maybe if you were a kid 10 years ago, but SS came out in the 70's did it not?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (AllCR)

533 OK, gay can be gay as far as I'm concerned. No problemo. Go ahead. Never mind me. Just leave me alone; don't get pissed off if I don't give a shit one way or another.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (rXie1)

534 "435 The Dem meltdown on Nov 6th will be EPIC.

If you live in a large blue city, might be a good night to be out of town.

Shit will burn.
Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (MAstk)"


Kinda what I'm thinking, too ... unless they start the burning a few days early.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (58Au8)

535 >>Is her turkey neck getting its own show?


Puffy face.
Candace Bergen's been getting fillers, lots of fillers and botox.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (W+vEI)

536 How do you get it up when your schwanz is made out of felt?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM


You don't know how to get felt up?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (p+Wdc)

537 Lindsey Graham just made a good point; If Ford had no intention to publically talk about her Kavanaugh allegation...why did she take a polygraph?
====
Because the whole thing is a FUSION GPS op.

Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (fxCay)

538 Remember the days when everybody bemoaned the fact that voters didn't care about non-presidential election cycles?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (2NqXo)

539 Murphy Brown better have at least one gay character on it, because TV needs more gays.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (HgMAr)

540 358
347 Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.



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Good. I suspected as much. The Dems have spent a LOT of money on
this twerp. And they're trying their best to nationalize this election
out of hatred of Cruz and Trump. And they're grooming the little
Hogg-lookalike for a Presidential run.



This race is looking like a Captain Ahab moment for the DNC...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:25 PM (AzW6q)



============



It's looking like Wendy Davis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:26 PM (3T+T0)

****
I already called Cruz at 10- 15% Frankly with some of the positions taken by Beta-Male O' Ruorke I wouldn't be surprised if Cruz gets to 20%

I mean .. . . asking the VFW post to remove American flags at your campaign event because they are offensive? Yeah . . . Texas Homey don't play that.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (Fb9aZ)

541 Cis-het = an attempt by the abnormal to otherize the normal.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (J+mig)

542 Let me make sure I understand this. She was worried that we were stupid and evil but then she heard Choo Choo Biden and now she thinks we'll be OK!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

543 It's too bad because Anne Hathaway could have pulled of the classy actress throwback to the golden age (she even has a good name for it). I lost my respect for her when she did a profanity ridden skit on Fallon's show. (I was at somebody's house who was watching that, otherwise I don't watch TV).

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (rwaEp)

544

477 472 What's a cishet?
Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2018 01:36 PM (ok8/5)

Cis-gendered heterosexual.



A made-up word that's made up of made-up words.

This is making my headmeat all hurty.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (HaL55)

545 Aka, a bs term made up by some academic desperately in need of a real job, and/or a butt stroke to the head.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)

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A loving buttstroke to the head.

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (ok8/5)

546

Is the accuser receiving death threats yet? Because that's next.

In fact, I think her lying lawyerette already said she's receiving "sexually violent" threats.

Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (8jjJt)

547 Has anyone figured out the cisgendered impact on Global Warming?

It's probably yuugge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (LISuA)

548 >>What's a cishet?


A Cat that shits out $50 / lb. Coffee.


Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (SN/qr)

549 lol, wonder how many people on the west coast hate the fact that the abbreviation for President Donald Trump is the same as the abbreviation for pacific daylight time?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (MTjB1)

550 >>>537 Lindsey Graham just made a good point; If Ford had no intention to publically talk about her Kavanaugh allegation...why did she take a polygraph?
====
Because the whole thing is a FUSION GPS op.

Well, yes.

But it's important for the GOP to say these things in public to make the LIVs start thinking for themselves.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (datdl)

551 452 Yeah. But Haku-Ten-O.....

------

I noticed he's called that in some of his videos.

I wonder how the actual Tenno feels about that. I'm surprised it's even legal in Japan to call yourself that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (AzW6q)

552 You could be the most beautiful woman in the world, but when you open your mouth and spew judgmental shit like this, you are just plain ugly.

Ugly.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (vbJig)

553 Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert and Ernieds. I can see maybe if you were a kid 10 years ago, but SS came out in the 70's did it not?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Fen, July 21st, 1969

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (Gjw1J)

554 532
Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert
and Ernieds. I can see maybe if you were a kid 10 years ago, but SS came
out in the 70's did it not?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018

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Pretty sure it was 1969. I remember articles in TV Guide lauding it for its innovative children's programming, and I was in high school, so I had no idea about it. I'd moved on from Captain Kangaroo after I discovered the James Bond novels.

Posted by: Bert, speaking for Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (/ZWeB)

555
In fact, I think her lying lawyerette already said she's receiving "sexually violent" threats.
Posted by: Soothi at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (8jjJt)

-----

So.... now that we've established that people CAN get ahold you.... how about responding to Senator Grassley, please.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (8XRCm)

556 537 Lindsey Graham just made a good point; If Ford had no intention to publically talk about her Kavanaugh allegation...why did she take a polygraph?
_________________

She also called the Washington Post tip line with her accusation.

Because when you want something to stay private, alerting the media is the best way to do that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (fqUgw)

557 Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert and Ernie.

Ummmmmmm...they're puppets.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (jDF8P)

558 ci-shet?

Pronounced 'sheeetttt' right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (mIe/a)

559 In fact, I think her lying lawyerette already said she's receiving "sexually violent" threats.

Someone threatened to snap her bra. Again.

Posted by: The 17 Year Old Brett Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (LISuA)

560 I'm not sure what all of these letters even stand for. I thought at first it was some kind of exclusive barbeque restaurant.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (7ZVPa)

561 551. Look, he retrieved the Akashic Records and found out it was jake.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (fA1SL)

562 >. Cis-het = an attempt by the abnormal to otherize the normal.



Bingo



Because is recognizing your biological gender and wanting to screw people of the opposite gender is "normal" then all the others are "abnormal."

Gotta drop concept of "normal" ASAP!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (W+vEI)

563 Wait until you find out about the kinky shit Kukla Fran and Ollie were into.

It would make Baphomet blush.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (Z9C5C)

564 imo, the reason for the president's party usually losing some seats in midterms, is because there is backlash against the aggressive implementation of the new agenda. (e.g. Obamacare, but that was later ... but it was coming)
But with Trump, the aggressive and egregious behavior has been anti-Trump .... AND markets have soared, taxes cut, jobs up especially for minorities. So not the same scenario.
The 24/7 hate fest by the MSM has an impact, but their real power is past its due date and smells bad. And their new candidates are often crazy wild eyed leftists ...

Red Wave more likely than blue trickle. imo

Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (Cus5s)

565 521


Bert: So....Ernie... just get behind me .... I'll bend over....



Ernie: OK Bert. *shocked face*



Ernie: Burt, dont look now.... but there's ..... a hand up your..... you know what.



**lafftrack**

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (8XRCm)


Hey, watch the loose sh*t. There's a difference between Bert and Burt.

More than one, in fact.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (9chmE)

566 In fact, I think her lying lawyerette already said she's receiving "sexually violent" threats.

In what year?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (dVAq+)

567 A loving buttstroke to the head.

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM


Butt of course.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (p+Wdc)

568 533 OK, gay can be gay as far as I'm concerned. No problemo. Go ahead. Never mind me. Just leave me alone; don't get pissed off if I don't give a shit one way or another.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (rXie1)


No no. The important thing is to allow narcissists to control public discourse. Anyone who has any opinion whatsoever must agree with one set of narcissists and disagree with another. Simple as that.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (CPk08)

569 Lindsey Graham just made a good point; If Ford had no intention to publically talk about her Kavanaugh allegation...why did she take a polygraph?
------------------------------------------------

Graham will soon find out how much the MSM loves him when he DOESN'T go after other Republicans.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (NFEMn)

570 532 Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert and Ernieds. I can see maybe if you were a kid 10 years ago, but SS came out in the 70's did it not?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (AllCR)


Wait.... what do you mean I'm GAY!

Now Big Bird??? He's Gay...

Bert? yep...

I'm going to go move in with the Grouch...

Posted by: Ermie, not Gay at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

571 Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (Gjw1J)

And if someone was a 5 year old in 1969 unless they were really rather odd, they were not thinking Bert and Ernie were gay. So stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (AllCR)

572 Is the accuser receiving death threats yet? Because that's next.

In fact, I think her lying lawyerette already said she's receiving "sexually violent" threats.
Posted by: Soothi


GFY is not a violent threat.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (Gjw1J)

573 563 Wait until you find out about the kinky shit Kukla Fran and Ollie were into.

It would make Baphomet blush.
Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (Z9C5C)


Shari Lews and Lambchop. Lezzies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (1AK1h)

574 524
Lindsey Graham just made a good point; If Ford had no intention to
publically talk about her Kavanaugh allegation...why did she take a
polygraph?

Posted by: El Kabong at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (datdl)


A secret poly graph that that has not been independently verified or reproduced by an impartial administrator assigned by the committee.
DIFI has usurped the power of the committee by administering a ploygraph and then withholding it.

Shut down DiFi's rogue government.

Fry her ass. Censure her for her reckless abuse of her committee powers. Pin this Clusterfart right on her.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (ymnmz)

575
Puffy face.

Candace Bergen's been getting fillers, lots of fillers and botox.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018

*
*
Candice has been around a *long* time. She was a model in the '60s, then moved to acting in The Sand Pebbles w/ McQueen, and that was 1966.

Posted by: Bert, speaking for Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (/ZWeB)

576
442 Trying to figure out the logistics of two puppets having sex...
============
See Team America World Police for a primer.
Posted by: Matt and Trey at September 18, 2018 01:32 PM (fxCay)







Or The Man Show.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (eXA4G)

577 Anne Hathaway can't be believed until she experiments with lesbian sex. On video. It's the Hollywood way.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (LISuA)

578 553
Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert
and Ernieds. I can see maybe if you were a kid 10 years ago, but SS came
out in the 70's did it not?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke





Fen, July 21st, 1969

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:45 PM (Gjw1J)

Yet there is no comment about Mr. Snuffleupagus and Big Bird.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (jxbfJ)

579 >.In fact, I think her lying lawyerette already said she's receiving "sexually violent" threats.



Gee, maybe Dana Loesch can give her some tips on how to deal with that? Or ANY other prominent conservative woman can.


Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (W+vEI)

580


YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ART!!! F-you, and the tunnel to John Malkovich you rode in on!!
Posted by: Craig Schwartz at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (9chmE)



Malkovich. Malkovich, Malkovich. Malkovich, Malkovich.

Malkovich? Malkovich!

MalkovichMalkovichMalkovich.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (HaL55)

581 whatever. just more echo chamber fodder

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (FTPVM)

582 It's too bad because Anne Hathaway could have pulled of the classy actress throwback to the golden age (she even has a good name for it). I lost my respect for her when she did a profanity ridden skit on Fallon's show.
======
Check me if I'm wrong, but I think she married a guy who was like a young Bernie Madoff. And she took his money and divorced him before the feds had a chance to bust him. Not sure if she got to keep the money or not. Claimed she didn't know nuffin' I could be wrong on the timing. Pretty sure she's compromised. Bigly.

Posted by: simplemind at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (UWNZ5)

583 Anne Hathaway strikes me like alot of people ... both women and men ... that simply hasn't heard that magical phrase nearly enough ...

... "I simply don't give a fuck what you think."

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (fiGNd)

584 Wait.... what do you mean I'm GAY!

Now Big Bird??? He's Gay...

Bert? yep...

I'm going to go move in with the Grouch...
Posted by: Ermie


Ernie isn't gay. Ernie always looks down.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (Gjw1J)

585 Is even rape an FBI offense?
How is investigation of this alleged attack a federal issue?
It seems to me that even if there were anything that could be looked into this far gone in an accusation this vaguely presented, that it would be a matter for the local police in Sometown, New Englandish Zone.

Posted by: Troll Feeder at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NlEtK)

586 She says from her mansion.

Posted by: Mega at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (SD4bU)

587 Murphy Brown better have at least one gay character on it, because TV needs more gays.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (HgMAr)


Didn't her character have a kid? Gay.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (kqsXK)

588 564 imo, the reason for the president's party usually losing some seats in midterms, is because there is backlash against the aggressive implementation of the new agenda. (e.g. Obamacare, but that was later ... but it was coming)
But with Trump, the aggressive and egregious behavior has been anti-Trump .... AND markets have soared, taxes cut, jobs up especially for minorities. So not the same scenario.
The 24/7 hate fest by the MSM has an impact, but their real power is past its due date and smells bad. And their new candidates are often crazy wild eyed leftists ...

Red Wave more likely than blue trickle. imo
Posted by: illiniwek at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (Cus5s)

==============

The only problem right now is the polls.

Dismissing them completely seems unwise. But believing them unquestioningly is equally dumb.

I maintain that pollsters are operating on bad assumptions which tilt the results to the left. That, along with the fact that only 2 are using likely voter filters (the two that show Republicans in the best shape), means that there's going to be a lot of garbage coming our way.

Needless to say, just don't get complacent. Volunteer for Flake's replacement and Corker's replacement, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (3T+T0)

589 577
Anne Hathaway can't be believed until she experiments with lesbian sex. On video. It's the Hollywood way.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 01:48 PM (LISuA)

I'll take "What would get less viewers than last night's Emmy's" for $400, Alex.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (jxbfJ)

590 Hey! Gay? We were named for the cop and the taxi driver in It's a Wonderful Life, and those were straight guys!

Posted by: Bert, speaking for Ernie at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (/ZWeB)

591 "340 Would it be wrong to feed these people to Hyenas then shoot the Hyenas?
Posted by: Yersinia Clinton at September 17, 2018 02:30 PM (FUy6n)"



Best (and most universally applicable) Comment EVAH !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (58Au8)

592 How do you think she feels? I suspect she feels totally victimized. I don't blame her
----------------------------------------
Sympathy?
You're asking for sympathy?

I'll tell you where you can find sympathy.
In the dictionary--- between sh*t and syphilis.

Posted by: Lt. Joe Kenda at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (0jtPF)

593 Has Sesame Street come out with a 10 year old who has had her parents get her breasts chopped off because she identified as boy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (AllCR)

594 So the sea monster was a dirty sock? No phallic connotations what so ever.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (mIe/a)

595
I was doing hot marionettes long,long ago....
Gerry Anderson
Posted by: steevy


Yeah, Venus on Fireball XL-5. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (IqV8l)

596 she not only took a polygraph, she hired some lawyer, and went through and scrubbed her social media history.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (MTjB1)

597 573 563 Wait until you find out about the kinky shit Kukla Fran and Ollie were into.

It would make Baphomet blush.
Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (Z9C5C)


Shari Lews and Lambchop. Lezzies.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (1AK1h)


Please Senor, leave me out of this...

Posted by: Jose Jalapino, on a stick at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (NgKpN)

598 532 Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert and Ernieds. I can see maybe if you were a kid 10 years ago, but SS came out in the 70's did it not?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:43 PM (AllCR)

I choose to blame stoners.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

599 Mr. Moose was gay. Look at how many balls to the face he took.

And Mr. Rabbit? Always looking for a carrot.

Dancing Bear? He didn't talk because Mr. Greenjeans sewed his mouth shut.

Posted by: Captain Kangaroo at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (vbJig)

600 Hahahahahaha...

Joe Kenda for the Supreme Court

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (mIe/a)

601 Cis-het = an attempt by the abnormal to otherize the normal.

Oh, so it's a badge of honor we gladly wear like red-stater. How smart is it to denigrate the rather large pale-cis-hetero contingent in your own camp?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (Zo1XC)

602 I like the part where Large Marge purchases Hathaway and keeps her on a leash.

Posted by: Zod at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)

603 600 Hahahahahaha...

Joe Kenda for the Supreme Court
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (mIe/a)

==========

I volunteer.

I'm tired of working for a living.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (3T+T0)

604 I'm sure her social mecia history can be retrieved.The internet is forever.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM (mCMQ5)

605
Thou musteth leave mine spouse ALONE!

Posted by: Willie Shakespeare at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM (rXie1)

606 What about Lady Penelope?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM (mIe/a)

607 Love will tear us apart - Joy Division

http://tinyurl.com/pfdkxxb

Posted by: McCool at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM (WXSv6)

608 557 Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert and Ernie.

Ummmmmmm...they're puppets.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (jDF8P)


Nope. See, the reason that Burt has that nasal voice is that he spends his evenings in a ball gag, hogtied to a rack, dressed up in full body latex with a tetherball shoved up his ass.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM (CPk08)

609 553 Really?, People as kids were dwelling on the sexual orientation of Bert and Ernieds. I can see maybe if you were a kid 10 years ago, but SS came out in the 70's did it not?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Fen, July 21st, 1969


you mean the day after man walked on the moon? where's the "it's aliens" guy when you need him?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM (NmR1a)

610 585
Is even rape an FBI offense?
How is investigation of this alleged attack a federal issue?
It
seems to me that even if there were anything that could be looked into
this far gone in an accusation this vaguely presented, that it would be a
matter for the local police in Sometown, New Englandish Zone.


Posted by: Troll Feeder at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NlEtK)


Who knows? But she didn't accuse him of rape, just that she thought he might want to and she was afraid.
There is a big chasm between the two.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM (ymnmz)

611 **lafftrack**

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (8XRCm)


Hey, watch the loose sh*t. There's a difference between Bert and Burt.

More than one, in fact.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (9chmE)

-----

* I wonder if the drywallers think Im weird laughing like a maniac by myself in my truck.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

612 Jonah Goldberg is writing a new book, entitled "Cisgender Fascism" and, in it, he's including a paean to Anne Hathaway's breasts, which are the star of stage and screen.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (LISuA)

613 King Friday the 13th? Definitely gay.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (NFEMn)

614 so if bert and ernie are ass bandits why do they sleep in separate beds?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (MTjB1)

615 585
Is even rape an FBI offense?
How is investigation of this alleged attack a federal issue?
It
seems to me that even if there were anything that could be looked into
this far gone in an accusation this vaguely presented, that it would be a
matter for the local police in Sometown, New Englandish Zone.


Posted by: Troll Feeder at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NlEtK)

============

What I've learned from the left is that if the federal government isn't doing something about it, then no one is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (3T+T0)

616 Shari Lews and Lambchop. Lezzies.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (1AK1h)

---

There goes another fond childhood memory down the crapper...

Posted by: SMH at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (ok8/5)

617 So the sea monster was a dirty sock? No phallic connotations what so ever.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Sigmund was doing Mary Wickes with the tentacle pron.

Off my lawn.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (Gjw1J)

618 585 Is even rape an FBI offense?
How is investigation of this alleged attack a federal issue?
It seems to me that even if there were anything that could be looked into this far gone in an accusation this vaguely presented, that it would be a matter for the local police in Sometown, New Englandish Zone.
Posted by: Troll Feeder at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (NlEtK)


Only if it happened on Federal Property, or you took the victim across State Lines (Mann Act).

Neither of which apply here.

Posted by: Don Q, Curmudgeon at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

619 597 573 563 Wait until you find out about the kinky shit Kukla Fran and Ollie were into.

It would make Baphomet blush.
Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 01:46 PM (Z9C5C)


Shari Lews and Lambchop. Lezzies.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:47 PM (1AK1h)


Please Senor, leave me out of this...
Posted by: Jose Jalapino, on a stick at September 18, 2018 01:50 PM (NgKpN)


Senor Wences and Rosy Palmer...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (1AK1h)

620 Hathaway explained that it was when she spent time with the LGBTQ community -- her older brother is gay - -that she learned to reject this myth.
========

I bet she even has a black friend.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 18, 2018 01:42 PM (vg8iE)

Well, more like an off-mocha friend.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (9BLnV)

621 88 "Gayness orbits around straightness" ?

Welp, that's dumb.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:00 PM (CPk0

...

Fundamentally.

Fight all you want about where it comes from; they sure can't make more of themselves.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (yL25O)

622 Referred to the FBI as part of background investigation, not a criminal investigation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (vbJig)

623 Murphy Brown better have at least one gay character on it, because TV needs more gays.

Wasn't the painter who never finished painting?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (9uM40)

624 I find it amusing that the Keith Ellison victim is actually name Monahan.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (mCMQ5)

625 596
she not only took a polygraph, she hired some lawyer, and went through and scrubbed her social media history.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (MTjB1)


That's what white supremacists do. Why is DiFi carry a white supremcist's flag?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (ymnmz)

626 That's not really goat yoga, kiddies!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (Z9C5C)

627 9 a.m. - Noon: Tear World Apart
Noon - 1 p.m.: Lunch
1 p.m. - 2 p.m.: Build New World
2 p.m. - 3 p.m.: Ebola Shots
3 p.m. - 4 p.m.: Defend Water Supply from Rebels
4 p.m. - 5 p.m.: Closing Ceremony/Open Bar

Posted by: CJ at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (9KqcB)

628
Girl on Rush just said "mega dick-o's."

She owes me a new monitor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (1AK1h)

629 so if bert and ernie are ass bandits why do they sleep in separate beds?

"Gotta keep'em separated!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (mIe/a)

630
I'm sure her social media history can be retrieved. The internet is forever.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM


I seem to recall reading that the Library of Congress was archiving every Tweet.

Not sure how you get access. A project for the 4chan crew.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (LOgQ4)

631 Has Sesame Street come out with a 10 year old who has had her parents get her breasts chopped off because she identified as boy?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (AllCR)

---

Now that you mention it..... do ANY of the muppets have boobs??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

632 King Friday the 13th? Definitely gay.

Lady Elaine Fairchild? Definitely butch.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (kqsXK)

633 Smokin' Joe will be wearing assless chaps, fuck me boots, and a pink pussy hat at the Folsom Street Fair this year. Sept 30

Posted by: First In Line at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (Y274z)

634 Ruin modern childhood memories.. what is Twilight Sparkle and Pinky Pie doing every night?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (mIe/a)

635 630
I'm sure her social media history can be retrieved. The internet is forever.

Posted by: steevy at September 18, 2018 01:51 PM

I seem to recall reading that the Library of Congress was archiving every Tweet.

Not sure how you get access. A project for the 4chan crew.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (LOgQ4)

==========

I seem to remember reading that the Library stopped doing that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (3T+T0)

636 Jonah Goldberg is writing a new book, entitled
"Cisgender Fascism" and, in it, he's including a paean to Anne
Hathaway's breasts, which are the star of stage and screen.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (LISuA)

===================================
Don't know much about Hathaway, but where does she rate on the Christina Hendricks scale?

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (Pqytn)

637

Please Senor, leave me out of this...


"Sawright?"

"Sawright!"


- Senor Winces

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (HaL55)

638 "Ernie: Burt, dont look now.... but there's ..... a hand up your..... you know what."

Duckman: "Oh, to be Jim Henson for a day..."

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (LZ+/0)

639 Is even rape an FBI offense?



Could be. Mann Act.
But the gash never claimed they left the state.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (Gjw1J)

640 bert was too grumpy.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (1YQLC)

641 Now that you mention it..... do ANY of the muppets have boobs??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)


Miss Piggy. Janis from the Electric Mayhem.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (CPk08)

642
Why a kid's show needs to have buttsex puppets is beyond me.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (r+sAi)

643 See, the reason that Burt has that nasal voice is that he spends his evenings in a ball gag, hogtied to a rack, dressed up in full body latex with a tetherball shoved up his ass.
===========

That shouldn't have any effect....

Posted by: Shep! at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (vg8iE)

644 Do not watch Hathaway movies status: Unchanged. She's not a first time offender.

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (1L9V9)

645 If the FBI investigates, isn't lying to the FBI fairly serious (for us, at least)?

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (elfAG)

646
Jonah Goldberg

"Catamites in the Cargo Hold"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (1AK1h)

647 >.Has Sesame Street come out with a 10 year old who has had her parents get her breasts chopped off because she identified as boy?



Considering that it's now owned by HBO, it's likely there's been a trans kiddie or adult on it.

Oh look!

Sesame Street will feature its first transgender character for the 2019 season. The character, who only has a project name of "Brunny" at the time of this writing, will join Elmo and the rest of the Sesame Street characters to discuss important issues of the day, according to staff writers.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (W+vEI)

648 Ernie, count your duckies early, because when I get home I'm going to f@ck the stuffing out of you.

Posted by: Bert at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (rXie1)

649 >> I'm sure her social media history can be retrieved. The internet is forever.


Hey maybe the Russians can....
ahh, never mind !

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (WXSv6)

650 >>if bert and ernie are ass bandits why do they sleep in separate beds?


4x the surface area to bend over?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (SN/qr)

651 Mr. Green Jeans always looked a little pedo to me. Captain Kangaroo never talked to him without smirking, like "I know your secret, Mr. Green Jeans!".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (LISuA)

652 Could be. Mann Act. But the gash never claimed they left the state.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (Gjw1J)


We got too many Acts.

Mann Act, Hatch Act ... Acts Acts Acts.

I need a scorecard.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (fiGNd)

653 498
This Senate race was, and still is, no race. So everyone who writes or
reports something different (not criticizing a fellow Moron, rather the
press) is just wrong.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)



There's no reason to do so, but I'm still going to contribute to his
campaign. I want him to completely shred Beta. And all other Dems.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:39 PM (Z48ZB)
I understand. Unlike my state, LASue, you have a candidate worthy of the office of the Senate. Instead, I donated to Dino Rossi, R 8th District, who is replacing the squishy R Reichert. I don't even live in the district any more, but my Rep is the Commie Clown Adam Smith - Commie- WA. Smith doesn't even fake it any more; he would be much happier in a Soviet system.

Judging by the clownshow in the Senate during the Kavanaugh hearings, combined with other actions like the coordinated lies by the Corporate Press Machine, my doubts for this country continuing to act under the rule of law is increasing. Seriously.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (UsCnO)

654 Writer, circa 2010, "I wrote a screenplay that Anne Hathaway starred in!!"

Srcreen writer today, "I wrote a screenplay and they could only get Ann Hathaway..."

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (d/MYT)

655 While I have no question that the guy who wrote Bert and Ernie skits for Sesame Street envisioned them being as queer as he and most of Hollywood is, nobody really thought of them that way until the 90s when it became hip to sleaze up everything from the past and youth with nasty adult themes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (39g3+)

656 Bert Ernie meme
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/463167142904084446

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (jxbfJ)

657 "Gayness orbits around straightness" ?

There's some joke in there revolving around the planet that begins with a U and ends with an S that everybody makes jokes about.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (AllCR)

658 652 Could be. Mann Act. But the gash never claimed they left the state.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (Gjw1J)

We got too many Acts.

Mann Act, Hatch Act ... Acts Acts Acts.

I need a scorecard.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (fiGNd)

============

Shakespeare never needed more than 5, and he was Shakespeare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (3T+T0)

659 647 Sesame Street will feature its first transgender character for the 2019 season. The character, who only has a project name of "Brunny" at the time of this writing, will join Elmo and the rest of the Sesame Street characters to discuss important issues of the day, according to staff writers.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (W+vEI)

Burn it All Down.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (UnA8+)

660 647. Yup.....that's canal-duty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (fA1SL)

661 " so if bert and ernie are ass bandits why do they sleep in separate beds?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 01:52 PM (MTjB1) "

To keep up appearances. I hear Oscar is quite the homophobe.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (oZ6kz)

662 >>Why a kid's show needs to have buttsex puppets is beyond me.


This. Those poor little kids haven't even learned how to properly masturbate, yet.

Posted by: Jocelyn Elders at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (SN/qr)

663 Considering that it's now owned by HBO, it's likely there's been a trans kiddie or adult on it.



Oh look!



Sesame Street will feature its first transgender character for
the 2019 season. The character, who only has a project name of "Brunny"
at the time of this writing, will join Elmo and the rest of the Sesame
Street characters to discuss important issues of the day, according to
staff writers.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (W+vEI)


LOL SS used to be about teaching poor kids to read.
I guess they got bored or something.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 18, 2018 01:56 PM (ymnmz)

664 Phone: (713) 353-4330 -Senator Cruz for any Texas morons who want to urge him to stand strong in support of Judge Kavanaugh.

BTW, for anyone who doubts this Kavanaugh shitshow won't energize the base, I just donated to Cruz.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Z48ZB)

665 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (3T+T0)

666 Cis-het = an attempt by the abnormal to otherize the normal.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (J+mig)

exactly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (iwUO9)

667 ======
Check me if I'm wrong, but I think she married a guy who was like a young Bernie Madoff. And she took his money and divorced him before the feds had a chance to bust him. Not sure if she got to keep the money or not. Claimed she didn't know nuffin' I could be wrong on the timing. Pretty sure she's compromised. Bigly.
=======

No clue, but if your a big shot finance guy, aren't you gonna marry somebody like AH?

Posted by: goodluckduck at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (rwaEp)

668 >>Sigmund was doing Mary Wickes with the tentacle pron.

"Hey, Jimmy...."

Posted by: Zod at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)

669 Ernie revealing what the Count did to him 36 years ago
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/635570566133288291

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (jxbfJ)

670 So if the FBI investigation ploy doesn't work will they go to Maryland the State of the "incident" and try to do something... Maryland has no statute of Limitations...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (O2RFr)

671 IF Brunny does show up, I want Bun-Bun to be there also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (mIe/a)

672 Don't know much about Hathaway, but where does she rate on the Christina Hendricks scale?


Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2018 01:54 PM (Pqytn)

===================

I would say, roughly, about a 6.5. Large (and squishy looking) but not at Christina levels.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (LISuA)

673 Jonah's new book is called "Suicide of the West Side of Manhattan: How Years of Self-serving Lies Have Destroyed my Phony-Baloney Gig"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 01:57 PM (AzW6q)

674 Sesame Street will feature its first transgender character for the 2019 season. The character, who only has a project name of "Brunny" at the time of this writing, will join Elmo and the rest of the Sesame Street characters to discuss important issues of the day, according to staff writers.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (W+vEI)


If you have two testicles, and a surgeon removes two testicles, how many do you have left?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (CPk08)

675 587 Murphy Brown better have at least one gay character on it, because TV needs more gays.

Posted by: wth at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (HgMAr)

Didn't her character have a kid? Gay.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 18, 2018 01:49 PM (kqsXK)

...

Murphy isn't really a woman's name so the possibilities were there from the start.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (yL25O)

676 642

Why a kid's show needs to have buttsex puppets is beyond me.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2018 01:55 PM (r+sAi)
----------------------------------
Welcome to your NEW Democrat Party!
first, let's separate the kids from their parents........................

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (UsCnO)

677 Murphy Brown better have at least one gay character on it, because TV needs more gays.
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2018 01:44 PM (HgMAr)

Oh. they'll be much more progressive than that. There will be only one non-LGBQRSTUVWXYZ character, and she'll be a spunky Siamese Twin with a great sense of humor.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (9BLnV)

678 I don't mind doing it with the Count, but it takes him longer to count out the 50 bucks than it does to for me to blow him.

Posted by: Shaquanda the Sesame Street Hooker at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (vbJig)

679 Sesame Street come out with a 10 year old who has had her parents get her breasts chopped off because she identified as boy?



Considering that it's now owned by HBO, it's likely there's been a trans kiddie or adult on it.

Oh look!

Sesame Street will feature its first transgender character for the 2019 season. The character, who only has a project name of "Brunny" at the time of this writing, will join Elmo and the rest of the Sesame Street characters to discuss important issues of the day, according to staff writers.
Posted by: Lizzy at S



who cares, nothing matters until they feature clitless girls recreating the procedure on zoe then explaining how great it is to be clitless, while wearing burkas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (MTjB1)

680 Sesame Street will feature its first transgender character for the 2019 season. The character, who only has a project name of "Brunny" at the time of this writing, will join Elmo and the rest of the Sesame Street characters to discuss important issues of the day, according to staff writers.

SO I guess they got tired of Sesame Street being beloved and well-regarded by parents and the world as a whole.

By the way I think Brie Olson's voice is that high and young sounding as an offset, to show that this isn't the comic book version of Captain Marvel. The comics version is a man-hating super butch totalitarian.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (39g3+)

681 Sen. Cory 'Spartacus' Vooker, "Now Ms. Ford please show us on these dolls what you said happened."

Ms. Ford, "But Senator they are of Bert and Ernie. Bert and Ernie could never harm anyone."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (mIe/a)

682 Welcome to your NEW Democrat Party!
first, let's separate the kids from their parents........................
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 01:58 PM (UsCnO)

Yeah, let's separate them. With crowbars.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 18, 2018 01:59 PM (9BLnV)

683 Who likes anal more:

Bert?
Ernie?
Anne?

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2018 02:00 PM (Rr52g)

684 678 I don't mind doing it with the Count, but it takes him longer to count out the 50 bucks than it does to for me to blow him.
Posted by: Shaquanda the Sesame Street Hooker



LOL!!--literally 500 points

Posted by: Sphynx at September 18, 2018 02:00 PM (rXie1)

685 so you should take the puppet and this piece of glass and show everyone what the nice man and your mom did to you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 02:00 PM (MTjB1)

686 King Friday was an old-school autocrat. The kinda puppet who would have chuckled mirthlessly while expanding your ass with a jackhammer for calling him gay.

Posted by: Indian Customer Service Rep at September 18, 2018 02:00 PM (8yZ+3)

687 FBI background check: Hmm...Sometown, New Englandish Zone, criminal records of the late 70's - early 80's, K's, Ka, Kau...Ka..W. Nope. Nothing here. Next?

Posted by: Troll Feeder at September 18, 2018 02:01 PM (NlEtK)

688 The difference between Bane and Karl Marx is that Bane is quotable.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2018 02:01 PM (eQtl4)

689 murphy brown, since she has already done the single mom thing, maybe she will have her character get declited.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 02:02 PM (MTjB1)

690 9 a.m. - Noon: Tear World Apart

Noon - 1 p.m.: Lunch

1 p.m. - 2 p.m.: Build New World

2 p.m. - 3 p.m.: Ebola Shots

3 p.m. - 4 p.m.: Defend Water Supply from Rebels

4 p.m. - 5 p.m.: Closing Ceremony/Open Bar



Posted by: CJ at September 18, 2018 01:53 PM (9KqcB)


5PM - Dark: Prepare to massacre everyone inside the "safe" zone.Dark - Dawn: Massacre, rape, and eat everyone in the "safe"' zone (not necessarily in that order).

Posted by: The Reavers at September 18, 2018 02:02 PM (9chmE)

691 AWWWW! The first thing we do is kill pixy formatting!

Posted by: The Reavers at September 18, 2018 02:02 PM (9chmE)

692 Show us on the puppet where the other puppet touched him.

Posted by: Roy at September 18, 2018 02:03 PM (Rr52g)

693 Is there anyone left that isn't a world savior?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2018 02:10 PM (xfb67)

694 "Gay? I didn't even know they had cocks. "

Not all gay men have dicks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2018 02:12 PM (wldC6)

695 Le NOOD

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2018 02:14 PM (wldC6)

696 She looks like an odd bird.

Posted by: Baldy at September 18, 2018 02:34 PM (i5a8M)

697 And Dave at Garfield Ridge had such high hopes for her ...

Posted by: butch at September 18, 2018 03:05 PM (0APJ3)

698 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

So one monkey says to the other monkey, "Lets saw this branch we're sitting on off the tree ...and then we'll jump to a better branch."

Posted by: Speller at September 18, 2018 03:08 PM (pSotA)

699 important points for our intellectual better. Myth=/= lie. Mythic structures are method limited humans use to understand the eschaton. Dismissing them cavalierly is the height of privilege. In denying thousands of years o0f accrewed wisdom from cis-gendered males, like Moses, Jesus, Buddha, et.al. you must have something new and original to replace their values. Your turn Ms.

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at September 18, 2018 03:45 PM (6vJUd)

700 Just another liberal Hollywood pinheaded ding bat dumber then a stump

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 18, 2018 04:43 PM (wGqjj)

701 Anne Hathaway has a really great rack.

Posted by: Harvey W at September 18, 2018 05:29 PM (fVGlW)

702 There should be a law that in order to pontificate an actress must first post naked pictures of herself.

Posted by: Harvey W at September 18, 2018 05:32 PM (fVGlW)

703 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

That is so highly irresponsible that it has taken me this long to find a way to say this.

Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 05:34 PM (IIoSq)

704 122 "Let's tear this world apart and build a better one."

Fuck you. Get in the chopper.
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 01:04 PM (xjiRE)

Poetry!

Posted by: m at September 18, 2018 05:37 PM (IIoSq)

705 Some time in the future when they look back at the insanity that was 2018 they'll use this speech as Exhibit A - Z.

Posted by: Christian Toto at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (GppXG)

706 274 Not only is Cruz +9, he's well over 50%.

Texas Senate GE:

Ted Cruz (R) 54% (+9)
Beto O'Rourke (D) 45%

@QuinnipiacPoll9 9/11-17
Posted by: HA at September 18, 2018 01:19 PM (MAstk)

Let's just hold the election anyway, just to make sure these results are right.

(I want to see Rob get his ass kicked by about 70-30 myself. He is an evil man and a brutal electoral defeat will restore my faith in humanity...a little.)

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (zqSu8)

707 Obviously where you lunatics are in complete charge and all of us deplorables have been sent to our appropriate ghetto for "processing". Riiigghhtt!!

Posted by: starman at September 18, 2018 09:17 PM (o1ByE)

708 The only person I think of when I hear Anne Hathaway's name is Ms. Hathaway from Beverly Hiibillies

Posted by: Desmond F McGlynn at September 19, 2018 04:25 PM (RE8Ho)

709 There's a commenter named Subotai Bahadur who frequents Instapundit
and Chicago Boyz (and probably others).

I believe the acronym TWANLOC was his invention: "Those Who Are No Longer Our Countrymen".

Specifically, TWANLOC includes those leftoids who repeatedly indicate that, in their imagined Perfect World Of The Future, people like us ("deplorables", or "Christians", or "conservatives", or "white men", or "those rednecks in flyover states") will *not* exist, so there is no point in their expending energy pretending to be civil to us, or pretending to engage us in discussion of their Big Ideas.

When the idea of the Social Contract has been discarded by roughly half the country; when the First Principles of 47% of us are the LAST principles of another 47% of us; when the Eternal Children Of The Onrushing Future look forward to throwing away all the restraints on human behavior that Western Civilization managed to erect over its two millennia of existence; we (ALL the various polities who have been coasting on the accrued but rapidly-dissipating benefits of that dying Civilization) are in big trouble.

In the voice of Cassandra: I don't see anything good coming our way. ((Our "only 47%" will NOT be able to vote our way back to reason, or to sustainability.)) I foresee chaos and discord and another Dark Ages. Whatever social organization finally emerges afterward will be vastly different from what we know today.

On that cheerful note, ... hug your kids, hug your pets, and enjoy today.



Posted by: The Voice Of Cassandra at September 19, 2018 07:59 PM (N1/IE)

710 Isn't she married to a straight white man? With whom she had straight sex (AKA breeder sex according to the LGBT tyrants) and had a child who is a white male. If Anne was so #WOKE, she would have had about 6 kids by now, with a cast of non-white men used as breeding stock. Please just go away.

Posted by: Rumpled Nixon at September 20, 2018 10:05 AM (t6bgd)

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