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Ahoy: Commodore Cuck Says He's Building a "War Machine" in the GOP to Challenge Trump in 2020

Cap'n Bill is building a cruise ship to the future.

Conservative commentator and outspoken "Never Trump" critic Bill Kristol says he is building a "war machine" within the Republican party to challenge President Trump's 2020 reelection campaign, according to CNBC.

Kristol told the network that he's preparing "for a primary run against Trump," adding that Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) is on his shortlist of possible candidates.

You had my interest, but now you've got my attention.

I hear some sexually frustrated wives call their marital aids "War Machine." But that's just what I hear.

Cuck Cruise Rating:

🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢

4 out of 5 cabins on a cuck cruise.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:05 PM




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1 Ooooh, a war machine!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:06 PM (2NqXo)

2 A warship?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 17, 2018 05:06 PM (LgYH9)

3 Bill's got severe delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:06 PM (2NqXo)

4 Gee. I can hardly wait!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2018 05:06 PM (OUaW7)

5 I fart in his general direction !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 17, 2018 05:07 PM (58Au8)

6 Kasich?
LOL

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 17, 2018 05:07 PM (LgYH9)

7 Bozo Conservative lives in Ohio.

Just for fun, ask him what he thinks of Kasich.


Anecdotally, every Democrat that I've chatted up recently LOVES Kasich.

Posted by: shibumi at September 17, 2018 05:07 PM (QKV7o)

8 Yeah. He's first candidate David French in 2016 was such a hit .. . .

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2018 05:07 PM (q1VoB)

9 John Kasich! Talk about an enthusiasm bringer. He raked in all of 1% in the primaries. I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about the electricity that will be in the air.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 17, 2018 05:07 PM (mQ0Mc)

10 I'm just a war machine
and I won't work for nobody but you
yeah baby, I'm just a war machine
A flabby hissin' fiend

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:08 PM (2NqXo)

11 Avast me hardies! Cap'n Billy here and shiver me timbers! A warship says I!
Ahoy!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2018 05:08 PM (OUaW7)

12 Unfortunately, the Kristol War Machine only moves about 2 inches before sputtering out, collapsing and immediately breaking down into a limp, soft material that reeks of failure and tear salt.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 17, 2018 05:08 PM (datdl)

13 Good luck with that

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 05:08 PM (T4oHT)

14 Kristol could not identify a war machine if one ran over him, let alone operate one.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 17, 2018 05:08 PM (di1hb)

15 Did someone say War Machine?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HI84oh2I53A

Posted by: Robert at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (/cL3k)

16 A war machine sounds very macho..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

17 Kasich? Jeez, Cap'n Billy is just mailing it in.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

18 Bill Kristol couldn't build a row boat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (bcbK8)

19 Another transparent attempt to conceal the truth that Yoshida Shoin was Christ, locked in war against the Rothschild Cabal's invasion of Japan in 1853.

https://youtu.be/jih-5FnHFAk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (fA1SL)

20 He should just pool his money with the Socialists if they are fighting on the same side.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (T4oHT)

21 Kristol doesn't like this nasty precedent Trump has established of winning elections.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

22 Who?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (9MKXa)

23 Commodore Cuck Says He's Building a "War Machine"

It's made of legos.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (T71PA)

24 "Never Trump" critic Bill Kristol says he is building a "war machine"

This war machine? Would it by chance look something like a rubber duckie?

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (T6t7i)

25 7 Bozo Conservative lives in Ohio.

Just for fun, ask him what he thinks of Kasich.


Anecdotally, every Democrat that I've chatted up recently LOVES Kasich.
Posted by: shibumi at September 17, 2018 05:07 PM (QKV7o)


The right to work law in OH was just failure theater.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (di1hb)

26 Oh this is good!! This is REALLY good!!!

The Cap't and the Mailman's Son. For those nights that you just can't seem to get your zzzs.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (Z48ZB)

27 But Kasich? Seriously? The guy is so so boring..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (a0IVu)

28 I wish he were planning on running himself, so we could be assured of his failure. Also, he seems to be forgetting that thanks to the Left (you know, his people) you can't use war imagery anymore. G_d help him if he puts targets on anything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (I2dne)

29 Anyone running in 2020 against Trump is cannon fodder.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (LgYH9)

30 I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I am going to go with laugh.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (VRLL6)

31 Huh.

I'm skeered.

Anyone else?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (LSB34)

32 This war machine? Would it by chance look something like a rubber duckie?
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (T6t7i)

More like a rubber dickie.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

33 Didn't War Machine almost beat Christy Mack to death?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (EemAn)

34 All Abord My Wife!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (xbjB3)

35 The Cap't and the Mailman's Son.

--

Coming this fall on Lifetime TV!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (mQ0Mc)

36 These cucks have no sense of the cold anger that lives outside of their delusions. Comes their putsch, they may not survive to regret it.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (3KQuP)

37 Jeb Bush had a war machine too. Had massive war machine bucks thanks to the Coc, Koch, and the like. And that got him where?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (jxbfJ)

38 I don't need your war machine
I don't need your ghetto scene

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (RuIsu)

39 Normally, an incumbent president is unopposed. Watching Trump kick the GOPe around for a few months will actually help fire up Trump's base. Thanks Bill! As an added bonus, the fact that we might get to see Kasich humiliated again makes it even sweeter. Maybe McMuffin could be the VP pick? Or Flake!

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (5A0Ny)

40 This winning is just too much. It has to end.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (yQpMk)

41 Kasich or Flake are going to be Kristol's chosen Cuck Commando this time around. Neither has anything to lose and would get massive lobbying deals or network slots if they ended up costing Trump the election in 2020.

Plus they're both arrogant shit weasels with MuhPrinciples disease and it's not a Binary Choice at all!

Posted by: El Kabong at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (datdl)

42 Oh, yeah, bring on the Kasich. That'll show 'em. And neener-neener-neener, too!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (NXsWM)

43 36
These cucks have no sense of the cold anger that lives outside of their delusions.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (3KQuP)

^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (jxbfJ)

44 give egg mcmuffin a call and maybe you can get 3% of the vote

Posted by: brak at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (VckGX)

45 The Cap't and the Mailman's Son.

--

So not really a warship, more like a mailboat.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (LgYH9)

46 38 I don't need your war machine
I don't need your ghetto scene
Posted by: Burger Chef at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (RuIsu)

Captain Cuck Kristol
Get away from me-hee

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (NWiLs)

47 "Cap'n Bill is building a cruise ship to the future."


Bill is going to turn in to L. Ron Hubbard with the phony uniforms to boot.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (OD2ni)

48 When they say "Ramming Speed!" on his War Machine, I don't think it means what you and I think it means. Or maybe it does.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (T6t7i)

49 19 Another transparent attempt to conceal the truth that Yoshida Shoin was Christ, locked in war against the Rothschild Cabal's invasion of Japan in 1853.

https://youtu.be/jih-5FnHFAk
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM (fA1SL)

Palpy...y'all are weird...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (bcbK8)

50 The war machine. Kasich in a tank ?

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (VRLL6)

51 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (rjbMC)

52 Katshit is disgusting when he eats.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (EemAn)

53 "adding that Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) is on his shortlist of possible candidates."


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (R85nB)

54 Didn't Kristol say it was important to vote Democrat?
He actually probably would have a better chance if they ran someone as a Dem, maybe even Kasich. But better yet, sign on with crazy eyes Ocario, a Running Bull Warren.


Because KristolMeth already had his blue haze apparitions, telling him how voting Democrat is the only way to save the Republican Party (from ever winning again).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (Cus5s)

55 Jeb Bush had a war machine too. Had massive war machine bucks thanks to the Coc, Koch, and the like. And that got him where?



iJeb! spent $30M per delegate to the convention. It was delicious.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (yQpMk)

56
I'm pretty sure he said he was building a Circle Jerk Machine.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (9X624)

57 truth that Yoshida Shoin was Christ

Turned water into teriyaki sauce.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

58 49. Hey, I'm just sayin what we're all thinking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (fA1SL)

59 48 When they say "Ramming Speed!" on his War Machine, I don't think it means what you and I think it means. Or maybe it does.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (T6t7i)

Oh it does mean that, just ask his wife's boyfriend.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (bcbK8)

60 War machine, huh?

Gonna call it the "Death Metal Blower Upper 9000"?

Eh? Eh, Billy Boy?

Gonna paint it all black with some bitchin' flame decals you stole off your big brother's model rocket set?

Eh? Eh?

Gonna take it over to Davey's house in the basket of your little bike, and set it off in his step-mom's backyard, and you'll get all yelled at and shit for scorching the grass and tracking dog turds into her kitchen?

Eh...? Eh?

Ahhhh, get it up yourself, you doolally twat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (BRvh1)

61 40
This winning is just too much. It has to end.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (yQpMk)

Not yet. Trump needs RBG to assume room temperature and nominate an ultra conservative judge to replace her. When that judge is confirmed and seated, after 2020, then maybe.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (jxbfJ)

62 I saw Pussy Riot open for War Machine at Comerica Park back in '12

Posted by: It had to be done at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (Ughof)

63
War Pigs!
What are they good for?
HUH!
Absolutely nuthin'

Say it again, y'all!

Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (I9Sw7)

64
No, no, no, no.......I was never all that fond of Trump during the primaries, but Kasich? Fuckin weiner.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (CPk08)

65 "Cap'n Bill is building a cruise ship to the future."

FUTURE. FUTURE.

Posted by: Squidward at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (T71PA)

66 A war machine of the country's best slappy fighters ever assembled

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (OLCnA)

67 10 I'm just a war machine
and I won't work for nobody but you
yeah baby, I'm just a war machine
A flabby hissin' fiend
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:08 PM (2NqXo)

I'm your boogie man,
That's what I am,
I'm here to do,
Whatever I can....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (NXsWM)

68 Kristol/Kasich 2020!

Trump is shaking in his boots!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (2NqXo)

69 Who are the nation's Katshit voters? No really, what's the demo breakdown here? Where can they be found? I don't think the man could carry his home state.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:13 PM (SN4NF)

70 You should go read the article this cuck's cuck son in law wrote in the free beacon. Whining about how there is no escaping trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y9pthdug

Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (zRwJ/)

71 Captain Cuck Kristol

---

Insomniac,

You spelled American Traitor wrong.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (LSB34)

72 Why doesn't he go start his own party? Call it the CUK party. Take all seventeen of his never trumpet friends and have at it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (pUDQf)

73 Kasick? Well I bet Trump is shaking in his wingtips now:-)

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (FTXAT)

74 a wehrmacht? interesting

Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (nFwvY)

75 WAR MACHINE!!!
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!!?
ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN!!!

say it again!!!

Posted by: Edwin Starr at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (O5bec)

76 Does this mean that anyone who books a cruise will be pressed into service as a galley slave?

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (xjiRE)

77 You spelled American Traitor wrong.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (LSB34)

That would have included way too many people.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

78 "Feel so break up, I wanna go home..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (bcbK8)

79 Ooh a war machine! I am scared now Little Krazy Kristol has really got Trump on the ropes now!

Posted by: cheri at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (oiNtH)

80 Kasich to Kristol : "Mr. Kristol, build me a war machine, but first..."

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (VRLL6)

81 So not really a warship, more like a mailboat.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (LgYH9)

Either way, probably some form of steamer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (BRvh1)

82 Cap'n Bill can go eat a bag of motherfucking dicks.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (0OmEj)

83 a wehrmacht? interesting
Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (nFwvY)
+++++++
I hate you only because I didn't make that connection first.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (I2dne)

84 "37 Jeb Bush had a war machine too. Had massive war machine bucks thanks to the Coc, Koch, and the like. And that got him where?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed"


Mike Murphy spent all that Jeb money going after Rubio and Cruz because he thought that Trump would implode. Great "strategist". And he'll get hired again.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (OD2ni)

85 iJeb! spent $30M per delegate to the convention. It was delicious.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM

You're telling us!

Posted by: The GOP Consultant Class at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (SN4NF)

86 33 Didn't War Machine almost beat Christy Mack to death?
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (EemAn)

_-----------

Because...wait for it...he got... CUCKED!

Posted by: Oschisms at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (ggIM9)

87 I'm getting flashbacks or Mitt Romney's "Death Star".

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (xPl2J)

88 "adding that Ohio Gov. John Kasich (R) is on his shortlist of possible candidates."


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (R85nB)



*snooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrt*

Aw...yeah!

What makes you sexist fox think a woman can't be your War Machine President?


*sssssssnnnnnnnnnnnooooooorrrrrrttttttt*

Posted by: Murky at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (9X624)

89 Damn, I was so late to that song. gees..ok out y'all

Posted by: Edwin Starr at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (O5bec)

90 Kasich?
LOL
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 17, 2018 05:07 PM (LgYH9)




The Mailmentum, it's already starting to build. Soon it will be un-controllable as it rips the seams right out of Capt. Bill's gay workout shorts!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (Mouru)

91 You know who else built war machine ????

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (VRLL6)

92 82 Cap'n Bill can go eat a bag of motherfucking dicks.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (0OmEj)

He can and does.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (bcbK8)

93 Cap'n Bill likes to watch other men use their war machines.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (LISuA)

94 His war machine is made of liquid metal. It's gonna terminate Trump.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (2NqXo)

95
The Cap't and the Mailman's Son.



--



Coming this fall on Lifetime TV!

--

And by Lifetime TV, you mean "a YouTube limited series," right?

Posted by: shibumi at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (QKV7o)

96 That would have included way too many people.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

---

Hey...

It's all about inclusivity.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (LSB34)

97 Tan. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: Evan McMuffin at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (jDF8P)

98 Tune in tonight for Bill Kristol's Hard Rock Deathshow, with special guest stars Seals and Crofts!

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (R85nB)

99 fox = fux

you sexist auto cucumber!!!!



*snnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiffffff*

Posted by: Murky at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (9X624)

100 72 Why doesn't he go start his own party? Call it the CUK party. Take all seventeen of his never trumpet friends and have at it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:14 PM (pUDQf)

He already has a party.

Started by old Andy Jackson back in 18-whatever the hell it was.

Problem is those jerks don't want the poor little fat kid in the captain's hat and rubber ducky floaty ring pissin' up their pool.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (BRvh1)

101 Jeb Bush had a war machine too. Had massive war machine bucks thanks to the Coc, Koch, and the like. And that got him where?


Second billing to a puppet show, if I recall it correctly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (Mouru)

102 Sitzkrieg with flabby Bill. The war machine that stops every 10 feet to rest its feet for just a minute.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (2NqXo)

103 Mock Capt. Cuck's war machine but you'll quake in fear or laughter when he unleashes his Mincekrieg

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (OLCnA)

104 17 Kasich? Jeez, Cap'n Billy is just mailing it in.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:09 PM

John Kasich is an honorable, much respected true conservative, and everyone loves him! The man's going to save the Republican party, as well as the Republic, from you monstrous Vulgarians! (mostly by trying to sabotage Trump from within the party so the dreamy Dems can take over and we can take our rightful place at the throne of the GOP, which is at the feet of the Dems)

Posted by: Capt William Kristol, Esq at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (5A0Ny)

105 So far he has raised twelve dollars and seventeen cents for his war machine. Doesn't Dinky make a die cast war machine?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (7ZVPa)

106
Cuckolds gather in their masses
Just like witches at black masses

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (yQpMk)

107 Bill Krystal (stripper name) is a male lot lizard who specializes in taint play.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (pUDQf)

108 I don't need your war machines
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Colored lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes

Now woman, get away
American woman, listen what I say
American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be

Posted by: Guess Who? at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (so+oy)

109 78
"Feel so break up, I wanna go home..."


And why the hell did he eat up all of my corn?

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

110 Billy's pretty much just a troll now, isn't he?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (oVJmc)

111 Hey...

It's all about inclusivity.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (LSB34)

The Big Tent of Treason

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

112 What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Jon Huntsman at September 17, 2018 05:12 PM (R85nB)


Come on. Compared to Jon, I'm a walking party.

Posted by: Lincoln Chaffee at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (Z48ZB)

113 97 Tan. Rested. Ready!
Posted by: Evan McMuffin at September 17, 2018 05:16 PM (jDF8P)

And just covered in poppy seeds...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (bcbK8)

114 You have to admire Mike Murphy in a way. He's become wealthy bilking money out of RINO's.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (xPl2J)

115 "Conservative commentator..."

Fake News right off the bat from The Hill.

Media simply cannot get even the first word of a political article right. Amazing.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (6eEQ+)

116 snl mr. bill > cruisey bill

Posted by: concrete girl at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (Tm+wy)

117 Admirals gathered in their cabins

Just like cuckolds for black batons

Evil minds that plot sedition

Sorcerers of mass contrition

In the fields cruise tickets burning

As the war machine keeps turning

Death and hatred to Trumpkind . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (5jVnA)

118 How much of their funds will be earmarked to pump the cum out of Kristol's distended blubber gut?

Posted by: Octopussy at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (hi8lq)

119 103 Mock Capt. Cuck's war machine but you'll quake in fear or laughter when he unleashes his Mincekrieg
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (OLCnA)

His Poncestaffel are ferocious!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (NWiLs)

120 "Ohio Gov. John Kasich is on his shortlist of possible candidates."

Kasich couldn't win an election in Ohio right now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (LISuA)

121 You know, it's funny...I could've SWORN that Allahpundit, Jonah Goldberg, Jeff B, David French, et cuck al, were insisting a couple months ago that NeverTrump wasn't a thing, it didn't exist after the 2016 election and was just a Trumpkin boogeyman made up to explain away Trump's failures.

Funny that Kristol would let the Hill describe him as NeverTrump in their glowing profile of him, making all those listed above look like giant goddamn liars.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (datdl)

122 The night is black, without a moon
The air is thick and still
The vigilantes gather on
The lonely torchlit hill

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

123 I don't doubt that there is War Machine within the GOP plotting to bring down Trump.

But even they are not stupid enough to pin their hopes on the mailman's son. Or, realistically, any challenger for that matter.

I think it boils down to an (outside) possibility of impeachment if the stars should align, or to just attempting to turf the general election in 2020, by some means or another.

I highly doubt Kap'n Kuck thinks anyone in the GOP is going to seriously back a Kasich primary run. He's just trying to appear relevant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (AzW6q)

124 Mock Capt. Cuck's war machine but you'll quake in fear or laughter when he unleashes his Mincekrieg
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (OLCnA)


When the smoke settles a bit Capt. Bill and the Prancerfausts will perform their own unique take on The French Mistake.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (Mouru)

125 It's my turn, Capt. Billy!

Posted by: Lawrence Lessig. at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (Z48ZB)

126 Ummm, what will their platform be? They are going to have to stand positively for something. They can't simply repeat "we dislike the person of the President".

Then they will have to endorse all the positions that tanked ¡Yeb! and that have benefited the nation so far.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (/qEW2)

127 I suspect not even Katshit the Mailman wants anything to do with Billie Crystal now.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (ujg0T)

128 Ramming speed!

Posted by: Cap'n Billy at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (jDF8P)

129 Bill Kristol is the Conservative Movement's Rain Dove

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

130 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 17, 2018 05:18 PM (5jVnA)



I bow before the Master.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (yQpMk)

131 Good grief, you people are en fuego with the comments.
I can't keep up.
Of course, Susan Li of the nice lips on Fox Business tends to distract me....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (8iiMU)

132 Kill them all Warmachine.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (wpJDK)

133 He's just trying to appear relevant.


He chose.....poorly.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (T6t7i)

134 Are you sure he didn't mean "Whore Machine"?

Posted by: George LeS at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (59GGI)

135 "Wehrmacht" = defensive power/force. Or something like that.

"War machine" literally translated would be something more like Kriegsgeraet or something like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (BRvh1)

136 I like boats.

Posted by: Jim Webb at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (Z48ZB)

137 The right to work law in OH was just failure theater.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf

AFL-CIO, UAW, Teacher's union, SEIU all organized extensively to kill it.
Big billboards in the countryside with a threatening Union fist about how "Right to work" is wrong for Ohio. Meh.


Kasich is not even popular in his own party in Ohio anymore. I doubt he could get re-elected unless he was running against a syphilitic child molester.

His career is over. Kristol is sniffing glue if he thinks Kasich is in any ways a viable candidate.

I actually know quite a few Democrats that voted for Trump in 2016 and will vote for him again in 2020. They will split their ticket, and vote Democrat on the down ticket side, but are disgusted with the National Party.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (vcOmj)

138 There is also this War Machine by Kiss

https://youtu.be/HI84oh2I53A

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (mCMQ5)

139 Admirals gathered in their cabins

Just like cuckolds for black batons

Evil minds that plot sedition

Sorcerers of mass contrition

In the fields cruise tickets burning

As the war machine keeps turning

Death and hatred to Trumpkind . . . .

Excellent.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (NFEMn)

140 What do you do with a drunken Kasich,
What do you do with a drunken Kasich,
What do you do with a drunken Kasich,
Early in the morning?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (R85nB)

141 >>>134 Are you sure he didn't mean "Whore Machine"?

WHERE?! SIGN ME UP!!!

Posted by: Sen. Bob Mendez at September 17, 2018 05:20 PM (datdl)

142 The War Machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eyes
Focusing it on the sky
as 99 Red balloons go by

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

143 Will little Billy please just go the fuck home?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (myjNJ)

144 The problem is differentiating between the Democrat platform and Bill's platform. One might not see the difference and just vote for Fauxcahontes instead.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (pUDQf)

145 I think we can all agree that no matter which side wins, this mfer is first up against the wall.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (nFwvY)

146 105
So far he has raised twelve dollars and seventeen cents for his war machine. Doesn't Dinky make a die cast war machine?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2018 05:17 PM (7ZVPa)

So, he made twelve dollars the hard way?
Where did he get the seventeen cents?

Posted by: zombie Rodney Dangerfield at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (8iiMU)

147 Are you sure he didn't mean "Whore Machine"?

Warm Latrine.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

148
He's installing T-Shirt cannons on the cruise ship, to launch devastatingly pithy #NeverTrump T-Shirts at those Deplorables in their rednecky bass boats, airboats and party barges.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (eXA4G)

149 Of course, Susan Li of the nice lips on Fox Business tends to distract me....

Oh my.

Posted by: pep at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (T6t7i)

150 Kristol really does live in his own little world, doesn't he?

I wonder what color the sky is there.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (fqUgw)

151 I bow before the Master.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (yQpMk)

Great minds. Bow before no one.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (5jVnA)

152 Jeb Bush had a war machine too. Had massive war machine bucks thanks to the Coc, Koch, and the like. And that got him where?


Second billing to a puppet show, if I recall it correctly.
Posted by: Cicero
...........

Ya know who else had a war machine? Shrillary.

Didn't do her a bit of good.

That doesn't mean I think Trump will get re-elected.. I highly doubt he will.. unless the Dems are fools enough to put one of those raving loons like Booker or Harris at the top of their ticket.

I truly believe it could be Hillary again.. the field will be so big, all of the second string twerps like I said above may thin the opposing votes..

Look at Hillary's op-ed today.. she's working it already! *hic*

Posted by: Guess Who? at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (so+oy)

153 Im pretty sure all these insults about Kristol means we are racist against pear-Americans.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2018 05:22 PM (zRwJ/)

154 86 33 Didn't War Machine almost beat Christy Mack to death?
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (EemAn)

_-----------

Because...wait for it...he got... CUCKED!
Posted by: Oschisms at September 17, 2018 05:15 PM (ggIM9)

Then the hybristophilia kicked in and he married a cute pen pal who he regularly gets to bang by the way.

http://m.tmz.com/#!2018/07/23/ war-machine-love-poem-fiancee-pen-pal-engaged/

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:22 PM (EemAn)

155 Ummm, what will their platform be? They are going to have to stand positively for something. They can't simply repeat "we dislike the person of the President".
...
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (/qEW2)
++++++++
"I promise that my guy deserves your vote because he will be indistinguishable from any other solid, upright Uniparty candidate from the past 20 years."

That campaign is a slam-dunk winner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:22 PM (I2dne)

156 Sort of good news for us Keto people:
--
Eating Cheese and Butter Every Day Linked to Living Longer. “Those who consumed the most whole-fat dairy, 3.2 servings per day on average, had lower mortality rates at 3.3 percent from the baseline and a 3.7 percent risk of developing cardiovascular disease. But those who ate less than 0.5 servings of dairy had a total mortality rate of 44.4 percent, and a risk of cardiovascular disease at 5 percent.”

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

157 "Conservative commentator" Bill Krystol.

I didn't know The Hill had a humor section.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 17, 2018 05:22 PM (0jtPF)

158 Kristol is building a 'war machine?' The jokes just write themselves with this guy. Would someone please do a Fuhrer in the bunker video?

Posted by: troyriser at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (Um8ak)

159 Where did he get the seventeen cents?
____________

That was his tip when he finished his night at the glory hole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (fqUgw)

160 oops.. damn sock

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (so+oy)

161 Bryan Adams co wrote that song btw.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (mCMQ5)

162 If the Nevertrump candidate is katshit backed by 1stmatebillyboy and the all male review, who is going to be the dim/socialist candidate?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (0OmEj)

163 I envision Commodore Bill's War Machine to look like the USS Forrestal after McCain pushed the wrong button.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (r9UYA)

164 From the sidebar:

Oh, she also looks exactly as you'd expect a Feminist Legal Adviser to look

Actually, I think that's Ted Danson. And he didn't even bother with a wig.

Posted by: George LeS at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (59GGI)

165 powerlineblog. the san francisco chronicle nails it
As Steven Hayward writes : When you lost the Chronicle...

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (T4oHT)

166 If somebody primaries trump and wins, I will not vote for him in the general.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (80sHd)

167 129 Bill Kristol is the Conservative Movement's Rain Dove
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (oVJmc)

Heh.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:24 PM (EemAn)

168 151 I bow before the Master.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (yQpMk)

Great minds. Bow before no one.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (5jVnA)

Pretty sure he was just leaning over to fart better....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 05:24 PM (NXsWM)

169 When did this Erkal mother fucker start thinking he was a king maker, cause that cruise ship sailed decades ago.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:24 PM (pUDQf)

170 Mitt has presidential hair.

Posted by: Commodore William Kristol at September 17, 2018 05:24 PM (r9UYA)

171 Cap'n Bill probably wants a good hard spanking. Is Michelle Obama available?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2018 05:24 PM (qzoJj)

172 Why are you using "cuck" as a pejorative, Ace? It's just a kink!

Also, if you call me a cuck, I will try to sue you for 20 million several times. Just ask Dick Masterson.

Posted by: Saddox at September 17, 2018 05:24 PM (nGsFZ)

173 I truly believe it could be Hillary again.. the field will be so big, all of the second string twerps like I said above may thin the opposing votes..

Look at Hillary's op-ed today.. she's working it already! *hic*
Posted by: Guess Who? at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (so+oy)
+++++
I strongly suspect she'll be too infirm. She barely made it across the finish line last time. If they're smart, they'll just run some stuffed suit toolbox they can manipulate. Sadly, I suspect that might be a winning strategy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:24 PM (I2dne)

174 His war machine is...ELECTRONIK SUPERSONIK!!!

Posted by: American at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (uGkoA)

175 Bill Kristol's wife says he's packing a dingy, not a cruise ship.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (4e+hS)

176 I'm Just a Love Machine (Miracles) --

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IyqekXd8H8

'and I won't work for nobody but you . . . '

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (MIKMs)

177 He's just trying to appear relevant.





Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2018 05:19 PM (AzW6q)


I suppose it all depends on what the goal is. If the goal is to nominate and possibly elect someone other than Trump in 2020, then this is silly and pointless.

If the goal is to disrupt the Trump campaign, possibly even hamper it the point where the Dems are at an advantage in 2020 to defeat Trump, then he may be quite onto something.

Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (9chmE)

178 170 Trump with Romney's hair would be unstoppable....

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)

179 My dad was a mailman!

Posted by: john Kasichitz at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (puf6g)

180 In the darkness polls start closin'
Kristol weeps at who they've chosen
No more cuckolds have the power
Hand of Trump has struck the hour
Day of judgment cruise ship crashes
Kneeling cucks beg for their asses
Pleading mercy for their ire
Lord Trump laughing says "you're fired"
OH LORD YEAH

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

181 150 Kristol really does live in his own little world, doesn't he?

I wonder what color the sky is there.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2018 05:21 PM (fqUgw)

---

And to think I read his drivel when I was downrange all those years ago...

*spit*

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (LSB34)

182 162 If the Nevertrump candidate is katshit backed by 1stmatebillyboy and the all male review, who is going to be the dim/socialist candidate?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (0OmEj)

Dim Socialist candidate? There's so many choices...
Joe Bidet
Juan Kerry
Bernie Sanders...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (bcbK8)

183
164 From the sidebar:

Oh, she also looks exactly as you'd expect a Feminist Legal Adviser to look

Actually, I think that's Ted Danson. And he didn't even bother with a wig.
Posted by: George LeS at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (59GGI)

Gary Busey

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (pUDQf)

184 Kristol's building a 'war machine'?

Oh, cool.

Has he relinquished his citizenship?

Where's his uniform?

Can we grab the turd as an agent of some foreign power and chuck the smirking little scum in Gitmo, try him, and be done with him?

Just asking.

Posted by: Asia Argento's Tats at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (JUzpu)

185 I am NOT that little butt-nugget's daddy! Stop saying that shit.


Posted by: Karl Malone at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (pMGkg)

186 >>Ya know who else had a war machine? Shrillary.


you fat fingered margarita machine

Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (nFwvY)

187 the only boy who could ever reach me
was the son of a mailman, hon
the only boy who could ever teach me
was the son of a mailman, hon
yes he was, he was, oooh yes he was

Posted by: Bill remembering his first love at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (2NqXo)

188 Mike Pence has Very Presidential Hair.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

189 The Cap't and the Mailman's Son.
...........

Last picture I saw of these guys they both got fat.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

190 'and I won't work for nobody but you . . . '
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (MIKMs)

AaahhhhOOOOOgah.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (NXsWM)

191 Didn't Kaptain Kuck try this with Egg McMuffin a couple of years ago?

Is he that much of an airhead?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (UsCnO)

192 His campaign logo will involve the Stay Pufft man.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (qzoJj)

193 152 Jeb Bush had a war machine too. Had massive war machine bucks thanks to the Coc, Koch, and the like. And that got him where?
______________

4 Republican delegates, dude! At a cost of approximately $50 million each!

Posted by: Jeb! at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (fqUgw)

194 He looks like a middle-aged Race Bannon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

195 Gary Busey
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (pUDQf)


Gary Busey post motorcycle accident.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (T71PA)

196 If somebody primaries trump and wins, I will not vote for him in the general.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (80sHd)
++++++++
Neither will anyone else. Winning the primary against Trump is a foolproof strategy to fully destroy any opposition to the Left *forever.* They might pull out all of the stops to do it, no matter who the candidate is. Maybe run a full ticket through the primary if they can find the money.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (I2dne)

197 Captain Cuck, he must be high tonight
And Donald Trump, he must be smilin'
Captain Cuck is gonna try to fight
Gets a little push (from behind), and he's smilin'

Posted by: Capt William Kristol, Esq at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (5A0Ny)

198 If the goal is to disrupt the Trump campaign, possibly even hamper it the point where the Dems are at an advantage in 2020 to defeat Trump, then he may be quite onto something.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (9chmE)

---

This is much more feasible and doable.

ABT = Anybody But Trump

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (LSB34)

199 180
In the darkness polls start closin'

Kristol weeps at who they've chosen

No more cuckolds have the power

Hand of Trump has struck the hour

Day of judgment cruise ship crashes

Kneeling cucks beg for their asses

Pleading mercy for their ire

Lord Trump laughing says "you're fired"

OH LORD YEAH

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

Nice. We need to finish that up and set it to music.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (5jVnA)

200 This is like pure rocket fuel to the Never Trump caffeine express!

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (q177U)

201 Mike Pence has Very Presidential Hair.

Don't care what the hair looks like, show me the balls.

Posted by: Asia Argento's Tats at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (JUzpu)

202 191 Didn't Kaptain Kuck try this with Egg McMuffin a couple of years ago?

Is he that much of an airhead?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:26 PM (UsCnO)

It's been some time since Egg McMuffin got any air time here.

I wonder what he's up to. Hopefully he's in a car in his closed garage and no one has found him yet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (4ErVI)

203 Kristol really does live in his own little world, doesn't he?


I wonder what color the sky is there.

---

It may, or may not, be the same color as the sky in the world of the Mentally Ill Delusional Democrats that surround us all.

Posted by: shibumi at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (QKV7o)

204 I think I'll keep this sock for a while.

Posted by: Asia Argento's Tats at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (JUzpu)

205 LOL Insomniac

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:28 PM (mCMQ5)

206 Bill Kristol's wife says he's packing a dingy, not a cruise ship.
Posted by: Dr Spank


His wife says he likes his dingy packed?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 05:28 PM (Kq2SQ)

207 If somebody primaries trump and wins, I will not vote for him in the general.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 05:23 PM (80sHd)

------------------

Unless something really weird happens, there is not one serious candidate out there stupid enough to try and primary Trump.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 17, 2018 05:28 PM (I16G8)

208 This got willowed because I wasn't paying attention...

483 I talk over the course of the weeks with a number of people who voted for Trump. These range from very strong supporters to people that may have voted for squishier republican had one been available.

One thing I haven't seen in any of these people is any movement away from Trump. If anything, they all have moved closer to him. I've heard on the news that some "experts" felt Trump's actions during the year-long McCain funeral turned some of his fans away. Other pundits thought that plea deals and convictions of people associated with Trump had "woke" Trump believers and shown them the liberal "truth".

As to the most recent news surrounding Brent Kavanaugh, the only thing I can detect in this original group of Trump voters is white-hot anger at the liberals for trying to smear such a distinguished person.

Mid term elections only attract a fraction of the crowd that vote in presidential elections. If this small focus group is any indication, they can't wait to get the polls to show how disgusted they are with the press and the left.

Posted by: Jwest at September 17, 2018 05:28 PM (/roJx)

209
"I'm Building A WarMachine"

says the headline, but the

"So Send Me Money"

is implied.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:29 PM (oVJmc)

210 >>>I wonder what he's up to. Hopefully he's in a car in his closed garage and no one has found him yet.

Last I heard, he's been up to not paying his campaign staff for all their hard work dragging him to 9th place in 2016.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 17, 2018 05:29 PM (datdl)

211 170
Mitt has presidential hair.



Posted by: Commodore William Kristol at September 17, 2018 05:24 PM (r9UYA)

Ace, save this post for future reference.

and r9UYA, good job for calling the 2020 Repub presidential race.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:29 PM (UsCnO)

212 194 He looks like a middle-aged Race Bannon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (yQpMk)

---

Was watching Johnny Quest on Boomerang the other day.
(mobile apps FTW)

Almost busted some stitches.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:29 PM (LSB34)

213 I can assure you Mr. O'Spades that you will not look forward to dealing with the weaponized Justice Department of the Kristol administration! I warn you to tread lightly!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 17, 2018 05:29 PM (jDF8P)

214 Bill Kristol's wife says he's packing a dingy, not a cruise ship.


What Bill's packing is called a punt.

Posted by: Asia Argento's Tats at September 17, 2018 05:29 PM (JUzpu)

215 These cucks have no sense of the cold anger that lives outside of their delusions.

Posted by: Kafiroon at September 17, 2018 05:11 PM (3KQuP)


Possible threadwinner.

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2018 05:29 PM (q177U)

216 "Wehrmacht" = defensive power/force. Or something like that.

"War machine" literally translated would be something more like Kriegsgeraet or something like that.


I'd maybe go with Kriegsmaschine. A Geraet is more like an apparatus or an appliance.

But languages totally don't go 1:1 with meanings. Wehr is kind of general fighting force. Feuerwehr is your fire fighters.

Abwehr is defense. Ab is a negating prefix. So flak is Flug (or flugzeug) Abwehr Kanone. (Flight or airplane defense canon).

I'm sorry. I just geeked out. I'm still going to hit post.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 05:30 PM (fuK7c)

217 It's okay, Trump can hack in whenever he wants.

His password is "WARMACHINEROX".

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 05:30 PM (P1f+c)

218 I can assure you Mr. O'Spades that you will not look forward to dealing with the weaponized Justice Department of the Kristol administration! I warn you to tread lightly!

I support President-electish Kristol's position.

Posted by: AG-electish Egg McMuffin at September 17, 2018 05:30 PM (JUzpu)

219 Unless something really weird happens, there is not one serious candidate out there stupid enough to try and primary Trump.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 17, 2018 05:28 PM (I16G

"Really weird"...

"Not serious"...

OK, yup. You've just described Kristol to a "T"!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:30 PM (BRvh1)

220 >>>>Jeb Bush had a war machine too. Had massive war machine bucks thanks to the Coc, Koch, and the like. And that got him where?


It got him another trip to the salad bar for a second helping of orange ambrosia.

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2018 05:30 PM (q177U)

221 201 Mike Pence has Very Presidential Hair.

Don't care what the hair looks like, show me the balls.
Posted by: Asia Argento's Tats at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (JUzpu)

So, in the "inappropriate parent" category, I teased my son yesterday that he felt inadequate after seeing my fuzzy balls. I meant, of course, my wool dryer balls, but naturally, not. He didn't stop giggling for an hour. So then I walked into the living room to tell my husband that my son didn't care for my big fuzzy balls. He may have ruptured a tendon spinning his head around to look at me for that one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (NXsWM)

222 Posted by: Jwest at September 17, 2018 05:28 PM

I HAVE met some Trump voters who have turned. You won't be surprised to learn that all of them live in purple suburbs of otherwise very blue urban areas. Social pressures are a bitch, it would seem.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (SN4NF)

223 Dennis Kucinich for prez!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (d7Ww2)

224 Hey, Bill!


Zip your pants back up and quit whacking your dick!

Posted by: anyone not a Cuck at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (UsCnO)

225 Listened to Popodopolous on Hannity, he makes it clear he was set up.

A lot of people need their necks stretched.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (kT3/m)

226 Last picture I saw of these guys they both got fat.

=

buoys

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (VRLL6)

227 Trump has always been pretty friendly with union workers I think. And winning the rust belt again may require union workers on board the Trump train, (against the commie union bosses). So that might stop Trump from being the one to push right to work, but that's more a state thing anyway.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (Cus5s)

228 https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1041800798747979776
Trump just declassified the FISA docs

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (xPl2J)

229 Kristol could call his war machine the Sea Org. He's fighting for Battlefield Earth.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (/qEW2)

230 I don't see where the Weekly Standard is having a cruise this year. Looks like the colonel left a mark.

Posted by: Valiant at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (3MiF8)

231 "I strongly suspect she'll be too infirm. She barely made it across the finish line last time."

We can rebuild her. We have the technology. The $1 billion dollar lush.

Posted by: Hillary's War Machine at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (5A0Ny)

232 Possible threadwinner.


=

Let' s hear the whole thread first.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (VRLL6)

233 Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM

As a follow-up to that, I would like to point out that most "former Trump voters" live in states that didn't vote for him the first time. So electorally speaking, I'm not entirely sure they matter.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (SN4NF)

234 I rate this story 4 out of 5 cabin boys on the Cuck Cruise!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (SJb3w)

235
228 https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1041800798747979776
Trump just declassified the FISA docs
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (xPl2J)
-----
Sweet.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (MVjcR)

236 and today is the day that Trump burns this mother fucker down.

He has issued an immediate release of all BOFA documents related to the FISA warrants...or at least the strzok/ohr texts.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (Ejm4y)

237 The first mate he got drunk,
He wet in the Captain's bunk...

Posted by: Toad-O at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (cct0t)

238 I'm sorry. I just geeked out. I'm still going to hit post.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 05:30 PM (fuK7c)

Heh, thanks! My fluency in Fritzisch is pretty much gone, but I remember bits. I do know that I can trust a fellow Moron to fill in the gaps though!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (BRvh1)

239 Boom.

Trump just declassified the requested pages from the Carter Page FISA, the 302s and all texts from Comey, McCabe, Page, Strzok and Ohr.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

240 I'm sure McCartney will let Kristol use his new song for his campaign.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (nVB9u)

241 On a cruise ship white sits a tombstone site
With the name of the late deceased
The epitaph dear: Capt. Bill's a queer
Who worked to elect the 'Beast.

Posted by: R. Kipling at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (Mouru)

242 Can we have the Burning Skeleton Head?

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (MVjcR)

243 I think, with a well funded and organized campaign, Kasich could easily double the number of votes he got the last time he ran and end up with a whopping 2% of the primary vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (k1TUh)

244 222 Posted by: Jwest at September 17, 2018 05:28 PM

I HAVE met some Trump voters who have turned. You won't be surprised to learn that all of them live in purple suburbs of otherwise very blue urban areas. Social pressures are a bitch, it would seem.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (SN4NF)


Were they real Trump supporters or the type of "life long republican" who can't wait to tell people they've switched just before an election?

Posted by: Jwest at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (/roJx)

245 SAWEEEET!
burn, baby, burn

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (d7Ww2)

246 I HAVE met some Trump voters who have turned. You won't be surprised to learn that all of them live in purple suburbs of otherwise very blue urban areas. Social pressures are a bitch, it would seem.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (SN4NF)

Yes. But they can still go into the voting booth and vote for Trump and then tell their friends they voted against him.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (NFEMn)

247 Poor Bill. He used to be someone. Now he's reduced to being a pseudo-Republican Pomeranian, circling and yipping, trying to bite President Trump's ankles.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (T09ml)

248
@SeanLangille

#BREAKING


: A source tells
@johnrobertsFox
that President Trump will today declassify FISA documents that the House Intelligence and Government Oversight Committees have been seeking

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (MAstk)

249 What do we need to do to make it clearer to these people that there is zero interest in Kasich?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (C+kFQ)

250 239 Boom.

Trump just declassified the requested pages from the Carter Page FISA, the 302s and all texts from Comey, McCabe, Page, Strzok and Ohr."

oh Snap! y'all!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (k1TUh)

251 buoys
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (VRLL6)

---

chum

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (LSB34)

252 oh right...let's all tremble in fear of the mighty cash wasting ability of the GOP's cuck class.

I recall JEb! had quite the war chest. Please clap! And my wife likes it when I watch from the closet.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (Ejm4y)

253 Trump just declassified the FISA docs

Wheeeeeee!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

254 So, in the "inappropriate parent" category, I teased my son yesterday that he felt inadequate after seeing my fuzzy balls. I meant, of course, my wool dryer balls, but naturally, not. He didn't stop giggling for an hour. So then I walked into the living room to tell my husband that my son didn't care for my big fuzzy balls. He may have ruptured a tendon spinning his head around to look at me for that one.

Ma'am, they really need to be salty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACDOBjPHqb8

Posted by: Chef at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (JUzpu)

255 Two scoops Donny: FISA and the Republicans said they are sticking with Thursday vote.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (pUDQf)

256 >>> 4 out of 5 cabins on a cuck cruise.


Ahoy-hoi polloi! Sick burns straight ahead, Captain.

Love when Ace gets a burr in his fur, we reap the benefits.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (hvf9s)

257 Attention all hands! Attention all hands! Man your fluffing stations!!

Posted by: Cap'n Billy at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (jDF8P)

258 Huh?
Romney has good hair?
Pence has good hair?

*wails in anguish*

What might have been!

Posted by: John Breckgirl Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (0jtPF)

259 kristolmeth will have to take mailman's son's cock out of his mouth first. kasich getting his knob polished while gnawing on greasy, cold, fried chicken. these fucking cucks have no clue how much real people loathe these useless puddles of shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (KP5rU)

260 Son of a mailman + son of a conservative = pink sparkly War Machine

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (2NqXo)

261 239.
It's Happening

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (fA1SL)

262 Were they real Trump supporters or the type of "life
long republican" who can't wait to tell people they've switched just
before an election?

Posted by: Jwest at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM

I'd say they were all country club "Republicans of habit" who largely like tax cuts but who never gave a shit about culture wars once.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (SN4NF)

263 CNN is "reporting" that President Trump will release classified documents related to the Russia investigation
Dana Bash has the same look on her face as she did late on election night

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (OLCnA)

264
Trump just declassified the requested pages from the Carter Page FISA, the 302s and all texts from Comey, McCabe, Page, Strzok and Ohr.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

Wait...what? Oh it's you. Now I believe it. Not GP or ZeroHedge.
Great News
Where did you see this?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (NFEMn)

265 239 Boom.

Trump just declassified the requested pages from the Carter Page FISA, the 302s and all texts from Comey, McCabe, Page, Strzok and Ohr.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf)

---

*wipes screen*

It's on now...

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (LSB34)

266
228 https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1041800798747979776
Trump just declassified the FISA docs
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (xPl2J)








That sucking sound y'all hear?

That's the sound of the air leaving the Kav Political Hit-Job Smear Room.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (eXA4G)

267 Trump just declassified the FISA docs

Wheeeeeee!


The lack of a flaming skull NOOD shows a lack of attention around this burg.

Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (JUzpu)

268 FISA docs!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (0OmEj)

269 This dude'a writing checks I can't cash.

Posted by: Bil Kristol's Penis at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (4e+hS)

270


It's been some time since Egg McMuffin got any air time here.



I wonder what he's up to. Hopefully he's in a car in his closed garage and no one has found him yet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 05:27 PM (4ErVI)

Now that is some Global Warming I could support.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (UsCnO)

271 also happening, the Thursday Kavanaugh vote.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (Ejm4y)

272 https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1041800798747979776
Trump just declassified the FISA docs
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (xPl2J)
+++++++++
Now we find out how DoJ/DNI interpret the meaning of the word "immediate."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (I2dne)

273 >>It's Happening

It was just a matter of tim(ing).

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (/tuJf)

274 https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1041800798747979776
Trump just declassified the FISA docs
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:32 PM (xPl2J)

----------------

Holy shit. BOOM! Goes the dynamite! Finally!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (I16G8)

275 Trump also ordered unredacted release of all Strzok/Page/Comey/McCabe/Ohr texts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

276 F***it.

SMITH/WESSON 2020
"Winning the Future, One Round at A Time"

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (AM1GF)

277 Bill's got severe delusions of grandeur adequacy.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:06 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (p+Wdc)

278 So is this the stuff that shows how the media is involved in all of this?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (4ErVI)

279 Trump is a sex machine to all the chicks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (+y/Ru)

280 Will we get a flaming skull?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (xPl2J)

281 It may be a minor quibble, it may actually make a difference, but as of right now there is no such thing as a "former Trump voter".

Until Trump is actually on the ballot again and a person who voted once does not vote for him the second time, that label ultimately means "currently disaffected Trump voter".

There's a lotta daylight between now and 2020.

"Pissed off wife" =/= "divorcee", or at least not automatically.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (BRvh1)

282 If the goal is to disrupt the Trump campaign, possibly even hamper it the point where the Dems are at an advantage in 2020 to defeat Trump, then he may be quite onto something.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 17, 2018 05:25 PM

They already did that in 2016 and failed spectacularly. How would they be more effective in 2020, when he already has the party locked up? Unless the country/economy go to shot in the next 2 years, the GOPe missed their best chance to sabotage him.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (5A0Ny)

283 >>Wait...what? Oh it's you. Now I believe it. Not GP or ZeroHedge.
Great News
Where did you see this?

White House press release.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (/tuJf)

284 Trump is a sex machine to all the chicks.


He's one bad muther.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (yQpMk)

285 buoys
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM

Is that the door I should use at the Captain Flounder restaurant when I have to go tinkle? Or should I use the door marked gulls?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (2NqXo)

286 Those canals just got 10 feet deeper.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (fA1SL)

287 FISA and Grassely said they are sticking to schedule on Kavanaugh vote.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (pUDQf)

288 The lack of a flaming skull NOOD shows a lack of attention around this burg.
Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM (JUzpu)



Ace probably banhammered himself again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (Mouru)

289 Kristol's War Machine will be a Sawzall and a dildo.

Posted by: Commodore William Kristol at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (r9UYA)

290 ugh

Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (r9UYA)

291 Trump is a sex machine to all the chicks.


He's one bad muther.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM

Marla Maples said he was the best sex she ever had.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (2NqXo)

292 Republicans stick with Thursday committee vote - @ Breitbart. Good.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (VRLL6)

293 191 Why yes he did

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (T4oHT)

294 34
All Abord My Wife!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 17, 2018 05:10 PM (xbjB3)


LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (9dzlp)

295 239
Boom.



Trump just declassified the requested pages from the Carter Page
FISA, the 302s and all texts from Comey, McCabe, Page, Strzok and Ohr.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf)


Link?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (jxbfJ)

296 242
Can we have the Burning Skeleton Head?

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (MVjcR)

Seconded.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (UsCnO)

297 I'm so glad he declassified all this shit on a Monday. That's how you do it, kids! If he can keep Kavanaugh off the front page the rest of the week, maybe that Thursday vote happens after all.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (SN4NF)

298 'CNN is "reporting" that President Trump will release classified documents related to the Russia investigation
Dana Bash has the same look on her face as she did late on election night
Posted by: TheQuietMan"



Dana, they are no longer classified if the President says so.

Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (OD2ni)

299 292 Republicans stick with Thursday committee vote - @ Breitbart. Good.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (VRLL6)

As soon as the confirmation comes in, start filing wedge issue suits in federal courts on guns, hate crime legislation, affirmative action, abortion, etc.

Just flood the zone. Get the game started.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (4ErVI)

300 Trump released the FISA warrant unredacted? And the relevant tests from the principal plotters?


Ho. Lee. Fuk.

Yes, flaming skull in a pudding cup, please!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (2sCft)

301 Link?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (jxbfJ)
++++++++++++++
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-34/

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (I2dne)

302 White House Press Release

It's legit, and ohsobeautiful.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (LSB34)

303
284 Trump is a sex machine to all the chicks.


He's one bad muther.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (yQpMk)





Shut yo mouth!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (eXA4G)

304 246
I HAVE met some Trump voters who have turned. You won't be surprised to
learn that all of them live in purple suburbs of otherwise very blue
urban areas. Social pressures are a bitch, it would seem.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:31 PM (SN4NF)



Yes. But they can still go into the voting booth and vote for Trump and then tell their friends they voted against him.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (NFEMn)

Just like they did in 2016.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (UsCnO)

305 289 Someone made that you know, saw it on tv

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (T4oHT)

306 That sucking sound y'all hear?

That's the sound of the air leaving the Kav Political Hit-Job Smear Room.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 05:35 PM

Yup. We were all wondering why Trump didn't declassify this stuff, and now we know there was a method to his madness. As usual, he shows us he knows what he's doing.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (5A0Ny)

307 Question for the panel:

Re: the timing of the FISA declassification . . . was it done now to deprive the Kavanaugh BS accusation of oxygen?

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (44PTs)

308 279 Trump is a sex machine to all the chicks.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 05:36 PM (+y/Ru)
-------------------
Um, no. Just no.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (0jtPF)

309 Marla Maples said he was the best sex she ever had.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (2NqXo)



Then along came Johnny Fontaine with his olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off.

Posted by: Jack Woltz at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (Mouru)

310 Damn. Is everyone else's pudding cold?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (pUDQf)

311 Declassification? Feels like my skull is on fi-ah!

no, it's not a hangover.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (P1f+c)

312 Link?
---
Here's one:
https://tinyurl.com/y7znpdky

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (HiLJ1)

313 The asswipes on CNN look like they are about to shit themselves over Trump releasing the documents. What they don't get is if you fuck with him he will fight back unlike the cuck Republicans

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (OLCnA)

314 Trump just took a document dump all over the opposition.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (2NqXo)

315 Dammit, Grimaldi. You beat me to it!

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (44PTs)

316 Shut yo mouth!



I'm jus talkin about Trump.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (yQpMk)

317 Can we have the Burning Skeleton Head?

Posted by: Weasel



I would prefer burning Democrats, but OK.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (Kq2SQ)

318 In the current year, most men are terrified of their wives and are in a constant state of virtue signaling.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (EemAn)

319 307 Question for the panel:

Re: the timing of the FISA declassification . . . was it done now to deprive the Kavanaugh BS accusation of oxygen?
Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM

No more than the release of the Feinstein letter was meant to disrail it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (pUDQf)

320 https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-34/
---
Two scoops of nitro!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (vDqXW)

321 Yup. We were all wondering why Trump didn't declassify this stuff, and now we know there was a method to his madness. As usual, he shows us he knows what he's doing.
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (5A0Ny)

---

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (LSB34)

322 The asswipes on CNN look like they are about to shit themselves over Trump releasing the documents. What they don't get is if you fuck with him he will fight back unlike the cuck Republicans
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 17, 2018 05:40 PM (OLCnA)

They covered it? FOX is still goofing around with The Five....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (NFEMn)

323

Rock the boat. Don't tip the boat over.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (IqV8l)

324 The "ITS SHOWTIME" gif from Beetlejuice is apropos.

It is ON!!!

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (Z48ZB)

325 257
Attention all hands! Attention all hands! Man your fluffing stations!!

Posted by: Cap'n Billy at September 17, 2018 05:34 PM (jDF8P)



LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (9dzlp)

326 Go, Sara! Go! Report like the wind!!!!!

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (MVjcR)

327 303
284 Trump is a sex machine to all the chicks.

He's one bad muther.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM (yQpMk)


Shut yo mouth!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (eXA4G)



I'm talking about Trump!

He's a complicated man,
who no one understands, but Melania.....
TRUMP!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (ujg0T)

328 So Trump is declassify all FISA warrants related to thr Russia investigation.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (dKiJG)

329 The only value of Kristol cuck types is to leftist viewers. They watch pseudo conservatives on TV and are comforted. "Even the right knows that they are wrong. And there are a few honest men like Mr. Kristol willing to 'fess up". They have no audience appeal outside of that. Therefore this effort if true has no value as a serious challenge.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (/qEW2)

330 >>Yup. We were all wondering why Trump didn't declassify this stuff, and now we know there was a method to his madness. As usual, he shows us he knows what he's doing.

Well not all of us were wondering.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

331 DOJ resignations watch: Sessions? Wray? Rosenstein?

Do we need a pool?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:42 PM (SN4NF)

332 289 Kristol's War Machine will be a Sawzall and a dildo.

Posted by: Commodore William Kristol at September 17, 2018 05:37 PM

I believe that's called a fuck-saw, if I recall the article describing it being demonstrated at a college class properly.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:42 PM (5A0Ny)

333 This is how Trump owns the news cycle.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:42 PM (oVJmc)

334 Link to NBC news tweet on release of Fisa docs

https://mobile.twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1041803034869813248

Posted by: whig at September 17, 2018 05:42 PM (jWFXC)

335 Well not all of us were wondering.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:42 PM (/tuJf)

Take a bow....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (NFEMn)

336 301 Link?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (jxbfJ)
++++++++++++++
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-34/
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (I2dne)

Meat is back on the menu, boys! I'm having 2 dinners to celebrate!

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (EemAn)

337 A warship?

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 17, 2018 05:06 PM (LgYH9)
*************************
The USS John S McCain... oh wait that ship crashed.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (hECVl)

338 Link to WH Press release: (remove space)

https://www.whitehouse.gov /briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-34/

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (jxbfJ)

339 Nothing says "presidential material" quite like a short, rotund balding nebbish of a wordmonger.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (qC1Sy)

340 I like Trump's brass balls. You want to play politics with Kavanaugh? Let's just see your bet and up it to the point where I'll overwhelm your lying ass.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (2sCft)

341 Cucks Ahoy!


I'd love to see the 'rons and 'ettes board one of his silly cruises, in full pirate attire.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

342 Bruce Ohr, All McCabe, Comey, Strozk, Page.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (Z48ZB)

343 The asswipes on CNN look like they are about to shit themselves over Trump releasing the documents.

-
This is not presidential! Did he learn nothing from the Bush years?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (+y/Ru)

344 I've posted this before, but:

Bill Kristol has been an out-and-proud Deep State throne-sniffer the entire time...

I found this quote in a 1996! WaPo article:

"Someone needs to stand up and defend the Establishment. In the last couple of weeks, there's been too much pseudo-populism, almost too much concern and attention for, quote, the people -- that is, the people's will, their prejudices and their foolish opinions. And in a certain sense, we're all paying the price for that now. After all, we conservatives are on the side of the lords and barons...

...there will always be an Establishment in a system like ours. The task is to make it a decent Establishment, and not just pretend that the voice of the people is always right. We at the Weekly Standard are pulling up the drawbridge against the peasants. I may need to get myself pitchfork insurance."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (AzW6q)

345 >>> Trump just declassified the requested pages from the Carter Page FISA, the 302s and all texts from Comey, McCabe, Page, Strzok and Ohr. Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:33 PM (/tuJf) Link?Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:38 PM (jxbfJ)

ALL texts from the adultering aniti-Trump traitors are now fair game to read, by anyone? I've assumed the sex talk ones that might have been in there were redacted this whole time due to nonrelevance to the case. But anyone can dig those up now and check them all out?

Should I feel bad for the spouses, or are they terrible people too? I'll definitely feel bad for any kids. It's not their fault their parents are terrible people.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (hvf9s)

346 Sean Hannity may need to be medicated.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (MVjcR)

347 DOJ resignations watch: Sessions? Wray? Rosenstein?

Do we need a pool?


I think you meant 'muriatic acid bath'.

Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (JUzpu)

348 Makes me wonder what dumpster fire Trump's waiting to put out by firing Mueller!

heh

That would be a fuel-air explosive-type event!

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (44PTs)

349 Las Vegas says ..... over/under is 1 and 1/2 Flaming Skulls


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (UsCnO)

350 You... do realize it will take us until next June, at least, to scrub all these black bars off the redacted documents...

Posted by: The FIB at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (P1f+c)

351 I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:41 PM (LSB34)

------------------

Me either. The man does know how to play the game to win.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (I16G8)

352 Meat is back on the menu, boys! I'm having 2 dinners to celebrate!
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (EemAn)

Followed by two scoops and a large Diet Coke, which I shall drink through a straw.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (Z48ZB)

353 Trump declassified, just from that Twitter thing, I could tell if they will be released immediately, or if they still had to be checked for classified things, then released.

As long as they've been talking about it, I'd think (hope) this means they are forthcoming now, redactions are done.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (Cus5s)

354 I'd love to see the 'rons and 'ettes board one of his silly cruises, in full pirate attire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)



I'll bring actual monkeys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 05:45 PM (Mouru)

355 Can we have the Burning Skeleton Head?

Posted by: Weasel
-----------

In truth, every damned day for the last year would have merited a Flaming Skull. MSM=unmoved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 05:45 PM (9DHyN)

356 346
Sean Hannity may need to be medicated.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (MVjcR)


Hahahahaha!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:45 PM (UsCnO)

357 Comey texts released.

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 05:45 PM (MAstk)

358 Take a bow....


Yes, Mr. Straw. I do not mean this snarky at all. It's must my manner. Yes, sir, my manner.*

I was hoping you would show up now to take a bow.



*(That's a Lawrence of Arabia reference)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 05:45 PM (fuK7c)

359 I'd love to see the 'rons and 'ettes board one of his silly cruises, in full pirate attire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------------

Show a leg!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 05:45 PM (9DHyN)

360 Further proof that conservative commentator cabal is only in it for the money.

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2018 05:45 PM (rhzAC)

361 Seeking to usurp power?


Krystalnacht > Kristol Yacht

Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (m45I2)

362 wednesday is official "Talk like a Pirate DAY!"


argh!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (d7Ww2)

363 What does the buxom and lovely Sara A Carter have to say on these latest developments???

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (2sCft)

364 ++++++++++++++

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/statement-press-secretary-34/

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 05:39 PM (I2dne)



*fans self furiously*

If vaginal tingling lasts more than four hours, what do I do?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

365 I have just released all of the "russian collusion data". I have gathered them here in this box for you Mr Acosta.

(Acosta looks in the box)

Hey Sorry Jim, that's the wrong box. That's just a dick in a box for you.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (9dzlp)

366 definitely feel bad for any kids. It's not their fault their parents are terrible people.
Posted by: LizLem


Kids are fair game. Lost any feelings when Kavanaugh's kids had to be escorted from the hearing room under armed guards.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (Kq2SQ)

367 357 Comey texts released.
Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 05:45 PM (MAstk


Someone find the one where he told Hilldawg he's got her six. I mean 12 pack.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (pUDQf)

368 Now we'll have to see if the DOJ will covertly-but-openly defy a direct order of the supreme executive of the United States.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (vDqXW)

369 As long as they've been talking about it, I'd think (hope) this means they are forthcoming now, redactions are done.


Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM

I thought "declassified" meant redactions are now unnecessary? I mean, we've all seen some of the ridiculous shit the DOJ has already tried to redact in the name of "national security".

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (SN4NF)

370 354 I'd love to see the 'rons and 'ettes board one of his silly cruises, in full pirate attire.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

---

Raiders jersey for me, thanks.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (LSB34)

371 Has he tossed David French overboard?

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (yhf6w)

372 352
Meat is back on the menu, boys! I'm having 2 dinners to celebrate!

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (EemAn)



Followed by two scoops and a large Diet Coke, which I shall drink through a straw.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:44 PM (Z48ZB)

Followed by two scoops -- with sprinkles. Because sprinkles are for winners.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (jxbfJ)

373 >>I was hoping you would show up now to take a bow.

This is a great day for all of us, no bows needed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

374 Damnit. It's almost midnight here, but I don't want to go to sleep without seeing Ace post some flaming skulls!

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (5A0Ny)

375 I thought "declassified" meant redactions are now unnecessary?

I think that's right.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (HiLJ1)

376
*fans self furiously*

If vaginal tingling lasts more than four hours, what do I do?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (



Call Mr D'oh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (pUDQf)

377 I'd love to see Capt. Bill walk the plank. Head-first into a hot tub.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

378 Saw some comments on a document release but had yet to see it anywhere

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (T4oHT)

379 If vaginal tingling lasts more than four hours, what do I do?

Check Amazon for same-day delivery and don't forget the batteries.

Oh and it's your choice whether to lock up the phome somewhere or webcast it.

Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (JUzpu)

380 Hillary Clinton: "It's Hard To Ignore The Racial Subtext Of Virtually Everything Trump Says"

-
Thank you, Hillz, for elevating the conversation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (+y/Ru)

381 Damnit. It's almost midnight here, but I don't want to go to sleep without seeing Ace post some flaming skulls!
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (5A0Ny)


Where is "here" ???

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (VRLL6)

382 Some lib on that twitter feed asked if Trump could do this as he's under suspicion!

And then said Trump's throwing another log on the "obstruction fire".

The crazy lasts for hours.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (vDqXW)

383 To the never trumpers I say sit down,
sit down you're rocking the boat!

And the devil will drag you under
By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat,

sit down sit down sit down sit down
sit down you're rocking the boat!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (hvf9s)

384 No redactions.Declassified.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (mCMQ5)

385 I have a sudden desire for a taco bowl, Diet Coke, and two scoops of ice cream.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

386 Trump is the GOAT.

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (MAstk)

387 Too bad we don't have a zillionaire moron who could subsidize our buying cabins on Billy's cruise.
Then, when we are out to sea,........

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (0jtPF)

388 Is Ace off looking for HotAir content to pinch?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (yQpMk)

389 Trump orders declassification of Carter Page fisa documents!

Posted by: Martell at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (cJ+QH)

390 Pretty toxicly masculine. You'll never get the Asia Argento and Rose McGowen vote that way Bill.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (BRpqW)

391 JEEBUS. Juantard Williams just said this could be an act of desperation by PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

392 Now we'll have to see if the DOJ will covertly-but-openly defy a direct order of the supreme executive of the United States.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM

All of the documents you just declassified, and every copy and digital back-up, accidentally fell into an incinerator on their way over to the press room. It was the damnedest thing we've ever seen.

Posted by: DOJ Intern at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (SN4NF)

393 332 Grimaldi

There have been severe injuries from the combination of a Saws-all and a dildo. I guess they do not believe in Darwin.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (hyuyC)

394 I'd love to see Capt. Bill walk the plank. Head-first into a hot tub.

==

🛁

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (VRLL6)

395 What appeal would a Kristol/Kasich ticket hold? All of the Trump Voters I know (all three of them, here in Bluest California) don't regret voting for him in the slightest.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (hVHEm)

396 This is a great day for all of us, no bows needed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (/tuJf)

---------------

You're gonna have a helluva hangover from all those drinks you are owed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (I16G8)

397 And then said Trump's throwing another log on the "obstruction fire".

He's obstructing by making everything public.

Ooooooookay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (oVJmc)

398
What does the buxom and lovely Sara A Carter have to say on these latest developments???

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (2sCft)


She hasn't noticed yet

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (TAmPV)

399 If vaginal tingling lasts more than four hours, what do I do?
Posted by: Jane D'oh


The usual prescription involves pudding cup celebrations, but I see a recommendation for sawzalls with dildos upthread... I assume that's for really serious cases...

Posted by: Dr. mikeski at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (P1f+c)

400 And the dominos begin to fall....

Timing is everything, as they say.

Kav is good to go...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (iiixZ)

401 Like the power to pardon,the president's power to declassify is total.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (mCMQ5)

402 382 Some lib on that twitter feed asked if Trump could do this as he's under suspicion!

And then said Trump's throwing another log on the "obstruction fire".

The crazy lasts for hours.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (vDqXW)


Hillary has been under suspicion since the 60s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (pUDQf)

403 Leftards on twitter think Trump is trying to distract the Kavanaugh story....

LOL

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (NFEMn)

404 If vaginal tingling lasts more than four hours, what do I do?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

++++
Well you could talk to my Schadenboner. It's beginning to hurt and collapse under it's own weight.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (2sCft)

405 Kids are fair game. Lost any feelings when Kavanaugh's kids had to be escorted from the hearing room under armed guards. Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (Kq2SQ)

Forgot about that for a second. The left keeps changing all the rules and ruining everything.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (hvf9s)

406 What appeal would a Kristol/Kasich ticket hold?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM

Throw in Tim Kaine for the KKK ticket.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (2NqXo)

407 This is a great day for all of us, no bows needed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (/tuJf)
---
Longbows or crossbows?

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (vDqXW)

408
ALL texts from the adultering aniti-Trump
traitors are now fair game to read, by anyone? I've assumed the sex talk
ones that might have been in there were redacted this whole time due to
nonrelevance to the case. But anyone can dig those up now and check
them all out?



Should I feel bad for the spouses, or are they terrible people too?
I'll definitely feel bad for any kids. It's not their fault their
parents are terrible people.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 05:43 PM (hvf9s)


Show them as much as any republican has gotten in the last 20 months. Think of Kavanaugh's children when you think of giving Ms Strozk a break.


This is the burn scatter and salt phase. Press the accelerator.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (9dzlp)

409 Sources Say "Hey! He Can't Do That!"

Posted by: This...Is CNN at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (jDF8P)

410 Going to take a while to comb through it all but there should be jicy tidbits right away.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (mCMQ5)

411 Kristol's War Machine

NSFW

https://www.amazon.com/Kink-Industries-The-Sexsall-Machine/ dp/B001CBK8XA


Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (r9UYA)

412 A Captain Bill war machine could be easily beaten by Grand Fenwick, Italy, or a rural 6-man football team.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 05:51 PM (hyuyC)

413 Not trying to be an Eeyore, i'm literally just that ignorant, because at the sight of anything "muh Russia" related I always glaze over and go into "wake me when something actually happens" mode...

Is this a thing? This declassification?

Is this actually something that counts as "something happening"?

When should I actually start celebrating?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:51 PM (BRvh1)

414 388 Is Ace off looking for HotAir content to pinch?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM (yQpMk)


Doing them a favor really. I've stopped going there unless directed there for a particular story referenced here or elsewhere.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 05:51 PM (44PTs)

415 Leftards on twitter think Trump is trying to distract the Kavanaugh story....



It's good to be King.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:51 PM (yQpMk)

416 Hillary has been under suspicion since the 60s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (pUDQf)
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Really, since that one nanny they never found.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:51 PM (vDqXW)

417 Sploosh

@yashar 14m

Included in this order, POTUS has declassified all text messages relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, for James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2018 05:52 PM (c07y/)

418 Where is "here" ???
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM

Deployed to Kosovo.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:52 PM (5A0Ny)

419 War Machine? I thought it was an phone app for direct access to his wife's itinerant vulva.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2018 05:52 PM (Z9C5C)

420
If vaginal tingling lasts more than four hours, what do I do?

=====\

The Paolo, he can help.

Posted by: Paolo at September 17, 2018 05:52 PM (//voU)

421 townhall.com kurtschlichter lets hope justice kavanaugh avenges this disgusting democratslander

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 05:52 PM (T4oHT)

422 BREAKING / NBC News: The President has directed the FBI and DOJ to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, for James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.

Link here: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yblgoy4u

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2018 05:52 PM (9qZ3S)

423 Trump. You magnificent bastard.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 05:53 PM (pUDQf)

424 404
If vaginal tingling lasts more than four hours, what do I do?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)


(Puts finger phone up to my ear and makes a the finger dial motion with the other)

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 05:53 PM (9dzlp)

425 Attention all hands! Attention all hands! Man your fluffing stations!!



*******

Sort of gives whole new meaning to the phrase "tug boat"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 17, 2018 05:53 PM (m45I2)

426 Is there no censure or charges that could be brought against Feinstein in this whole debacle? Don't Senators have some sort of ethical and legal responsibility to be forthcoming with information they receive relevant to what they believe to be credible charges (whether they truly are or not)?

How does a Senator get away with sitting on this from July until September - 2-3 months and only bringing it up at the last moment? She might think twice about pulling this nonsense in the future if she lost her seat on committees or other consequences of her dereliction of duty to the judiciary committee.

Posted by: justasheep at September 17, 2018 05:53 PM (SlLZF)

427 This is a great day for all of us, no bows needed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:47 PM (/tuJf)
---
Longbows or crossbows?
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (vDqXW)

+++++
Screw the archery bows, this calls for Ma Deuce.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (2sCft)

428 Start the 4 hour clock, please.

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (MVjcR)

429 IS this Bill Kristol announcement supposed to excite anyone outside of DC? For real?


Pretty sure the GOP voters said "no, thanks" to Kasich already.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (W+vEI)

430 When do the Bombshells start to drop?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (0OmEj)

431
Obligatory Police Squad

https://tinyurl.com/y7vbnozp

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (eXA4G)

432 This is just a ploy to distract from Kavanaugh's known and proven unsuitability for the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (9DHyN)

433 Yo ho ho,
and a bottle of cum!

Posted by: Kap'n Bill at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (UsCnO)

434 409 Sources Say "Hey! He Can't Do That!"
Posted by: This...Is CNN at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM

That's my line!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (5A0Ny)

435 Deployed to Kosovo.
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:52 PM (5A0Ny)


Ah! Here is my advice - sleep when you can. It'll all be here, and even better in the morning.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (VRLL6)

436 Is this a thing? This declassification?

Is this actually something that counts as "something happening"?

When should I actually start celebrating?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:51 PM (BRvh1)

------------

Yes.
Yes.
Now.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 17, 2018 05:54 PM (I16G8)

437 BREAKING / NBC News: The President has directed the FBI and DOJ to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, for James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.

Link here: https://preview.tinyurl.com/yblgoy4u
Posted by: bonhomme at Sept

Bush, McCain and Romney wouldn't have the balls to do this.

I am sorry that I didn't vote for Trump in the primary please forgive me.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (dKiJG)

438 "Conservative commentator" Bill Krystol.

My local Pravda just featured a column by "conservative" Max Boot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

439 FLAMING SKULL!
FLAMING SKULL!
FLAMING SKULL!

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (Z48ZB)

440 Yor remember guy in 'From Dusk Till Dawn" named Sex Machine. Maybe Cap'n Kristol remaking movie. Yor feel he good for Quentin Tarantino role, Richard Gecko.
Yor likey.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (Jj+59)

441 384
No redactions.Declassified.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:48 PM (mCMQ5)


Ow My Bonah

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (9dzlp)

442 As usual Juan has it exactly wrong. He says the release shows Trump is flailing and desperate. WTEF? Exposing your enemies as the duplicitous lawbreakers they are is NOT that, it's exposing them for what they are.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (yJ1e6)

443 Nood

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (yQpMk)

444 JEEBUS. Juantard Williams just said this could be an act of desperation by PDT.

-
Dan Rather
@DanRather
There is a scene in Star Wars where the heroes are in a trash compactor on the Death Star with the walls closing in.

Dan and Juan, two nuts from that same tree.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)

445 All of the documents you just declassified, and every copy and digital back-up, accidentally fell into an incinerator on their way over to the press room. It was the damnedest thing we've ever seen.
Posted by: DOJ Intern at September 17, 2018 05:49 PM

We're gonna find out who left that roller skate at the top of the stairs, see if we don't.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (2NqXo)

446 Ho le fark... if the reaction of the illiterati is any indication, the proverbial feces have impacted the fan...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (6qErC)

447 Flaming skull! Flaming skull!!
Wheres the flaming skull??

Posted by: Martell at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (cJ+QH)

448
This is the burn scatter and salt phase. Press the accelerator.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (9dzlp)






Make the rubble bounce.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (eXA4G)

449 no flaming skull nood

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (VRLL6)

450 New post, but no skullz

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (5A0Ny)

451 When do the Bombshells start to drop?
Posted by: USNtakim
-----------

Well, given that the MSM will deflect/distract from this, I'm not counting on much of a reaction by the populace.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (9DHyN)

452 I have a sneaking suspicion that the ONT will go over 1k tonight. LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (Kq2SQ)

453 skull-less nood

Posted by: It had to be done at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (Ughof)

454 Lots of Moron's and 'Ettes going to be beating a path to the Urgent Care tomorrow morning, with their 4-hour plus erections. Where are the Flaming Skulls??? Where's our pudding cups, dammit??

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (2sCft)

455 A round of drinks for Devin Nunes, Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (nVB9u)

456 Nood

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (d7Ww2)

457 I hope they do release the sex messages. I expect it would be comedy gold the likes of which we haven't seen since Prince Charles and Camilla.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (cct0t)

458 >>> I am sorry that I didn't vote for Trump in the primary please forgive me. Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (dKiJG)

He was a spite vote for me, I was NeverClinton. Now I'm full aboard voting the Trump Train in 2020. I cannot spare this man, he fights! Yugely. And it's glorious.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (hvf9s)

459 Kasich? Whose father was a mailman?
How can he miss?

Posted by: Nan at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (gC3e7)

460 I have a sneaking suspicion that the ONT will go over 1k tonight. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (Kq2SQ)
++++
Well, it is hard to sleep with a raging Schadenboner.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (2sCft)

461 LeftCoast Dawg: "Didn't Kaptain Kuck try this with Egg McMuffin a couple of years ago?

Is he that much of an airhead?"


Yes. And Yes?

Actually, to the latter, the shyster is simply creating a new job for himself. His old product - the one he inherited from his father - has been sunk. And he was the captain who sunk it. Now, like a professional candidate whose career is simply running for office, Kristol is trying to commandeer a new job because he's not employable on his own intellectual merit and charm. So this is his self-employment scheme and attempt to get relevant in an ocean that keeps throwing him out.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (6eEQ+)

462 403
Leftards on twitter think Trump is trying to distract the Kavanaugh story....



LOL

Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 05:50 PM (NFEMn)


Trump just dropped a nucelar bomb on Chalymidia Thundershart and they think this is about kavanaugh.


LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (9dzlp)

463 413
Not trying to be an Eeyore, i'm literally just that ignorant, because at
the sight of anything "muh Russia" related I always glaze over and go
into "wake me when something actually happens" mode...



Is this a thing? This declassification?



Is this actually something that counts as "something happening"?



When should I actually start celebrating?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 05:51 PM (BRvh1)

Yes.
Yes.
Not until the Lefties have silver daggers through where their hearts should be.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (UsCnO)

464 Jane D'oh: "JEEBUS. Juantard Williams just said this could be an act of desperation by PDT."

Aha! Now I see the flaw in your analysis. You listened to Juan Williams.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (6eEQ+)

465 The hell is wrong with that jackwagon? His revenue stream has to be down to a trickle. We already have CNN, Washpoo and the fishwrap. SDSTFU.

Posted by: Anna Mac at September 17, 2018 06:57 PM (rj4Yf)

466 By "War Machine", you mean Cappy Cuckers brilliant display of adult novelties super-glued to an older coin-operated pony, correct?
Bill Kristol: Small man, big cuck-mouth.
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Posted by: JDubya at September 17, 2018 07:04 PM (FQ2t6)

467 Two months ago I finally cancelled my subscription to The Weekly "Standard". It seems more and more like a wise decision.

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at September 17, 2018 08:25 PM (2Htev)

468 Give Bill Kristol credit. He is recognizing a need, and filling it, making a lot of money in the process.
Republicans for the Rule of LawRepublicans Against Tariffsprimary TrumpHe also added sports coverage to boost Weekly Standard views, with the excellent Tuesday Morning Quarterback.

Posted by: MikeN at September 17, 2018 11:08 PM (o/eHL)

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