aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/17/18 )
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen. Warren E. Burger
Quote II
Free speech is not just another value. It's the foundation of Western civilization. Jordan Peterson
Quote III
“Nothing. Zero. Nada. Zilch. “She didn’t say anything in the confirmation hearing, she didn’t say anything in our confidential session with Judge Kavanaugh when the senators and the nominee met privately. And now, after it’s all over, she produces the letter.” Sen. John N. Kennedy, (R-LA)Quote IV
Colin Kaepernick has the absolute right to protest anything he damn well pleases. I don’t dispute that for one second. My father, my husband, and many, many friends have all served this country and were willing to fight for his right to kneel. But that right goes both ways. I also have a right to express my disgust at your decision to portray him as some kind of hero. What, exactly has Colin Kaepernick sacrificed? His multi-million dollar paycheck…? Nope, you already gave him one of those. His reputation? No, he’s been fawned over by celebrities and media alike. Funny, Tim Tebow was never called courageous when he knelt. Sherry Graham
No dementia patient left behind.
The National Institutes of Health is spending over $100,000 studying elderly lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender individuals who have Alzheimer's but do not have HIV. The "novel investigation" is part of the "Rainbows of Aging" research being conducted by the University of California, San Francisco. The study began last month. "By 2030, there will be nearly six million sexual and gender minority (SGM) older adults aged 60 and older in the U.S. who identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender," according to the grant for the project. "Approximately 350,000 SGM older adults in the U.S. currently have Alzheimer's disease and related dementias (ADRD), with projections nearing one million by 2030." "Yet, almost nothing is known about the prevalence or risk of ADRD in SGM older adults without HIV/AIDS," the grant states.
You too can be a dreg of society.
Why isn't the old hag Diane Feinstein up in arms about this recent history?
Gillum also boasts ties to Dream Defenders, a radical left-wing organization that supports the Black Lives Matter movement, wants to abolish U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and has repeatedly falsely accused Israel of perpetuating a “genocide” on the terror-affiliated Palestinians. According to the Washington Free Beacon, during a trip to the region in 2016, Dream Defenders hired a convicted Muslim terrorist, Mahmoud Jeddah, as a tour guide “Jeddah, a onetime member of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, spent 17 years in an Israeli prison for planting four hand grenades on a Jerusalem street, wounding nine civilians. He was later released in a prisoner swap,” the Beacon noted. And yet Gillum is proud of his ties to this group:
Instead of surgery and drugs, maybe it's time to address what is a mental health issue. Alarming findings concerning transgender teens.
One in every two transgender adolescents who are born female but identify as male has attempted suicide in the past year, according to a new study. The study, “Transgender Adolescent Suicide Behavior,” was published in Pediatrics, the official peer-reviewed journal of the American Academy of Pediatrics. It raises serious questions about how families, schools, doctors, government, and the media should grapple with the increasing number of children and teens who self-identify as transgender.
Men are to blame for all unwanted pregnancies.
Just playing devil's advocate here. If you can only get pregnant 2 days of the month why don't you keep your legs together for those 2 days?
Real flamethrowers vs. not a flamethrower.
September 17, 1950, Born on this day, Fee Waybill, vocals, with American band The Tubes known for their 1977 hit single 'White Punks On Dope' and the 1983 US No.10 single 'She's A Beauty'. via thisdayinmusic.com
Artificial trans fats are expected to be officially banned from Canada's food supply on Monday — a move that comes almost 15 years after a majority of MPs voted in support of it. The ban will see Health Canada add partially hydrogenated oils — the main source of trans fats in foods — to its "List of Contaminants and Other Adulterating Substances." The oils are used in the production of pastries, other baked goods and some packaged goods in order to extend shelf life. But they also raise levels of low-density lipoprotein (LDL), or "bad," cholesterol in the blood, while lowering levels of high-density lipoprotein (HDL), or "good," cholesterol.
When fleeing the police one should only be concentrated on that feat. Not so for tonight's Genius Award Winner.
CENTRALIA — Authorities say a Vancouver woman was inhaling fumes from a canister while eluding police in a chase that spanned several streets and ended with a wrong-way crash Monday in downtown Centralia. Robin Rae Wick, 52, who reportedly has a history of running from officers, was arrested following the pursuit and charged with attempting to elude a pursuing police vehicle, driving under the influence, hit and run and unlawful inhalation of fumes. Lewis County Superior Court Judge Joely O’Rourke placed Wick on a $250,000 cash bond at her preliminary appearance Tuesday afternoon.
Police cruisers from Hopewell Township, Aliquippa, state police and the Beaver County sheriff’s office lined the parking lot of Fox’s Pizza on Friday afternoon, but there was no emergency. It was Jeffrey McCarty’s ninth birthday and his second annual police pizza party he held to celebrate his appreciation of local law enforcement. “We don’t have a lot of family out here, but we have a lot of blue line family here,” said Ashley Matesic, Jeffrey’s mother.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Realistic Fans.
Top 10 commenters:
1 [539 comments] 'Insomniac' [75.66 posts/day]
2 [422 comments] 'Grump928(C)'
3 [380 comments] 'Anna Puma (HQCaR)'
4 [368 comments] 'Miklos, just Miklos'
5 [362 comments] 'rickb223'
6 [360 comments] 'willow'
7 [315 comments] 'Cuthbert the Witless'
8 [313 comments] 'wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter'
9 [308 comments] 'Forgot My Nic'
10 [305 comments] 'JoeF.' Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [349 names] 'Miklos, just Miklos' [48.99 unique names/day]
2 [65 names] 'Cuthbert the Witless'
3 [64 names] 'Duncanthrax'
4 [56 names] 'Adirondack Patriot'
5 [52 names] 'ALH'
6 [33 names] 'mindful webworker and the creaking vocalizations'
7 [30 names] 'Insomniac'
8 [30 names] 'Grump928(C)'
9 [30 names] 'Under Fire'
10 [30 names] 'Count de Monet'
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:03 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 10:03 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 17, 2018 10:04 PM (8iiMU)
https://tinyurl.com/ycmdvkpg
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at September 17, 2018 10:04 PM (oYRAy)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:04 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 17, 2018 10:04 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 17, 2018 10:04 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 10:04 PM (sWzsi)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 17, 2018 10:05 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2018 10:05 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:05 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (qUahL)
It's been a heck of a day at sea, sir!
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:04 PM (6Zmow)
And with panty hose on
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (Ss+Em)
SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO EXECUTE A STRATEGY HERE, PEEPLE!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (DMUuz)
For anyone who's interested: I sent the Unemotional, quick-read resignation letter today, about 8 hours and 20 minutes ago, and I have received absolutely *no* response, which tells me everything I need to know about how much they valued me. (Zero.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (feaxc)
2) Gabrielle Blair is what happens when you go Full Retard
3) Thanks for the ONT, MisHum! Nice content!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (Ss+Em)
Guess again.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:07 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2018 10:07 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 10:07 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (DMUuz)
Aw shucks. It was your tutelage, my friend.
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:07 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2018 10:08 PM (9rIkM)
697 Death is light as a feather, duty as heavy as a mountain.
NOOD
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (fA1SL)
Do I spy a Wheel of Time ref?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2018 10:09 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 10:09 PM (sWzsi)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 17, 2018 10:09 PM (Zd2ZF)
On my way out yesterday, I saw a late-20-something beardy type wearing a "Beto for Texas" t-shirt. My jaw about hit the ground.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:07 PM
Corset, garters, red stockings, Manolo pumps.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
Mosquitoes are horrible right now in Brazoria County. The Lord only knows when the county will spray. Her Majesty's flesh is succulent and tender, particularly attractive to mosquitoes, while mine is too tough and leathery. So I can open the front gate for her for a while. No greater love than this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (hVHEm)
NOW! Off to read-u the conu-tentu...
Posted by: Haku Zynkyoku at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Barack Obama and Reggie Love at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (+DkQm)
And a reminder that Weasel posted some of my gun pron yesterday, for those interested.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (QDnY+)
I'm so sorry. That's a horrible feeling.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (sWzsi)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
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I sure hope ALH is a woman, or this mental picture I'm forming is going to become distressing in very short order.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (hYcqw)
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You're welcome
Posted by: Rachel Carson at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:12 PM (hYcqw)
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [349 names] 'Miklos, just Miklos' [48.99 unique names/day]
How are these statistics kept?
If Miklos came up with 349 sock puppets does that mean he only posted as himself nineteen times?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 10:12 PM (fuK7c)
quick-read resignation letter today, about 8 hours and 20 minutes ago,
and I have received absolutely *no* response, which tells me everything I
need to know about how much they valued me. (Zero.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (feaxc)
I assume that you were gracious and gave two weeks notice, and didn't bitch about anyone in the company. Because jobs follow you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:13 PM (qUahL)
Yes. Japanese Nazis make 'esoteric hitlerism' seem kinda weak.
https://youtu.be/yOTvR9ZZm2o
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 10:13 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (hYcqw)
You have now seen more Beto shirts today than are currently being worn in the State of Texas.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2018 10:13 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Liberation of Palestine Populurr Front at September 17, 2018 10:13 PM (ImQ2j)
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Well, we got off a lot cheaper than the 'Why are lesbians fat?' study.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:14 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:04 PM (6Zmow)
And with panty hose on
Royal Navy regulations, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, on semi-dry land at September 17, 2018 10:14 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (feaxc)
now that you aren't there doing what you did, they will miss you. it's inevitable.
do you have another position yet?
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:14 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 17, 2018 10:14 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:14 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 10:15 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 10:15 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2018 10:15 PM (w+Jhj)
The soaking wet grounds here (n of Houston) are supporting every bitey bug known.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 10:15 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
Not enough reverse cowgirl makes them all pear shaped.
Where's my money.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 10:15 PM (xENAO)
1. Saw mom.. she's back in hospice care.. not doing well.
2. Go to work.. forgot it was my bosses 70th birthday.
3. Bank somehow didn't post deposit into the account that everyone's paycheck comes out of.
4. Had to tell my kids their grandma is probably dying.
FML..it's been a day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)
You too can be a dreg of society.
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Heh. I note that Slow Joe donned a bow tie to speak to gheys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:16 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 10:16 PM (xENAO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:17 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 10:12 PM (fuK7c)
Sometimes a Miklos is just a Miklos.
Posted by: Miklos, riffing on Freud at September 17, 2018 10:17 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2018 10:17 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 10:15 PM
That's a rhetorical question, right?
Posted by: The Barrel at September 17, 2018 10:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ALH at September 17, 2018 10:17 PM (6Zmow)
Si.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 10:17 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Mebbe he had a date with Rain Dove.
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (sWzsi)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 17, 2018 10:09 PM (/BTP
If you mean the death/duty thing, it's from the Imperial Rescript to Soldiers and Sailors.
http://enacademic.com/dic.nsf/enwiki/3477170
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (DMUuz)
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I sure hope ALH is a woman, or this mental picture I'm forming is going to become distressing in very short order.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:11 PM (hYcqw
A fine young lady
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (Ss+Em)
Why do we listen to these "experts" again? Seems to me they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
If Miklos came up with 349 sock puppets does that mean he only posted as himself nineteen times?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 10:12 PM
When Miklos (who is a blessing unto Teh Horde) almost invariably cleverly appends his nic, is it truly a 'sock'?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)
BECAUSE SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett
---Dude, are you sure? I was at that show also and I swear it was the Slits that opened for The Irresponsible Ejaculators. Multiple times.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:16 PM (9DHyN)
It was the sparkles that made it.
Posted by: Beau "Miklos" Brummel at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Jmel at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 10:16 PM (xENAO)
I think it was the other way 'round.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aunt Luna at September 17, 2018 10:20 PM (Zd2ZF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (Ss+Em)
+++++++++
Phew.
And on a related not, "good night" to ALH.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:20 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2018 10:20 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Haku Zynkyoku at September 17, 2018 10:20 PM (5aX2M)
BECAUSE SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY!
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If you have ever been set upon by a flock of enraged penguins, you would understand.
Posted by: Rachel Carson at September 17, 2018 10:20 PM (ZX8Kg)
1. Saw mom.. she's back in hospice care.. not doing well.
2. Go to work.. forgot it was my bosses 70th birthday.
3. Bank somehow didn't post deposit into the account that everyone's paycheck comes out of.
4. Had to tell my kids their grandma is probably dying.
FML..it's been a day.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)
I'm so sorry for you, prayers up
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 10:20 PM (dKiJG)
'Sup nightwalkers? Immolated any ProgTards today?
I failed that, but did can salsa and prep peppers for oil packing tomorrow...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Bourbon at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
What if you bitterly cling to the dregs in the basket of Deplorables?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Jmel
Can ya stab her with a sword in front of the class ?
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (sWzsi)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
But...layers and layers of fact checkers.
Posted by: Miklos Dunning-Kruger at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (Ss+Em)
Looks like I've been an influence on MH... whether that's good or bad is in the eye of the beholders of the Horde. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 10:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 10:22 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 10:23 PM (hyuyC)
Set up a cauldron, have some old hags cook up roadkill and meth...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 17, 2018 10:23 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Jmel
I got a better idea.
Posted by: Lady Miklos McBeth at September 17, 2018 10:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 10:22 PM (oVJmc)
Yep. If they don't have AIDS dementia, what possible difference does it make that they putt from the rough?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 10:24 PM (PUmDY)
ALH, also thanks and yes I do have another opportunity lined up, thank God.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:24 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2018 10:24 PM (2K6fY)
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Steve, do not infer any meaning from non-response. And good luck.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2018 10:24 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 17, 2018 10:24 PM (oAY8z)
Roadkill, sure. You think any old hag can cook meth?
Posted by: Heisenberg in the Moors at September 17, 2018 10:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:25 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 10:25 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2018 10:24 PM (2K6fY)
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I always preferred the Allan Sherman version, myself.
https://youtu.be/4JIts1xIalg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:25 PM (hYcqw)
The Kavanaugh bullshit is also very tiring. Along with the weather channel dolts.
No TV for me this week. It could become a habit.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 17, 2018 10:25 PM (wgCUV)
My hunch is that they may be a note with my paycheck in the mail...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:25 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2018 10:25 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: MacReady at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (e9G8E)
So I do 349 appendectomies a week. You won't find that this side of the British National Health Service.
Posted by: Miklos, using cheap Chinese scalpels at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (zCyNd)
Said it before, will say it again. 'Childhood transitioning' is going to go down as this time's frontal lobotomy, foot binding and radioactive toothpaste all rolled into one.
Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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"Save a tree! Use plastic!"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:27 PM (hYcqw)
http://enacademic.com/dic.nsf/enwiki/3477170
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (y87Qq)
Emperor Meiji, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!
Posted by: Robert Jordan at September 17, 2018 10:27 PM (/BTP8)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 17, 2018 10:24 PM (oAY8z)
As are seals. The males are aggressive and they fucking stink.
Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2018 10:27 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 10:28 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:28 PM (9DHyN)
People usually leave bosses, not jobs. This is a good time to get hired someplace.
And good luck!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 10:28 PM (hyuyC)
- Joan Baez, Greatest Hits
- Everly Brothers, EB 84
- Inner Circle, Bad Boys
- Billy F Gibbons, The Big Bad Blues
- Paul McCartney, Ram
- New Christy Minstrels, Greatest Hits
- Rick Springfield, Greatest Hits
...yeah, my tastes are real easy to pin down... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:28 PM (feaxc)
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sorry about hospice. What's the diagnosis, if you don't mind? I recently went through same.
Be smart, the hospitals are scamming some folks. I'm still pissed, I went to talk to my dad's doc and he was selling hospice like it was a time share.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:28 PM (Ejm4y)
A Norwegian team is gonna thaw out some kind of alien eventually. It's what they do. Best to be prepared.
Posted by: otho at September 17, 2018 10:28 PM (LkFnL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:28 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2018 10:27 PM (7PLM4)
That's how I know it was Brett.
Posted by: Dr. Crazypants at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (6qErC)
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The penguin hypothesis has been rehabilitated.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Jmel
* in front of class, with plastic swords *
"Fun, Ms. MacDuff? Fun? Well, lay on MacDuff, and damned be he or she that first cries "Hold, enough!""
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (DMUuz)
or not. Actually, no...there are some paths one mustn't trundle.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (Ejm4y)
Why do we listen to these "experts" again? Seems to me they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.
Posted by: Insomniac
Living is bad for your health.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:06 PM (feaxc)
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What's the story? A while back I saw you had some kind of job issue but I didn't see what it was. Now
this. Briefly, what is the in-between part?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (DMUuz)
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Jeepers, I thought they were all made in Pok-i-stan.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Jmel at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (OeWgo)
Next time, make jokes about what happens when you let your lady nag you into things.
Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (tT/X6)
Yep. Nobody's getting out of this world alive.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (NWiLs)
A Norwegian team is gonna thaw out some kind of alien eventually. It's what they do. Best to be prepared.
Right you are. What if they sound like Joe Buck?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (6qErC)
To be fair it'll come out a few years down the road that it's fine.
I still remember the butter scare in the 1980s. I've mentioned it here before. They wanted you switch over to margarine lol. I remember my best friend's father lathering up a piece of toast with margarine and saying how his doctor had concerns about his heart so he needed to make the change.
LOL.
For what it's worth he was still alive last year.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (4ErVI)
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must be high end. The donks aren't usually this adept. Wait for the weaponized autists to go at it.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: MacReady at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (3eZPt)
It's a de-icing tool AND a creme brulee implement!
Posted by: Airport Chef Miklos at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (zCyNd)
If you have ever been set upon by a flock of enraged penguins, you would understand.
Posted by: Rachel Carson at September 17, 2018 10:20 PM (ZX8Kg)
This has to be the best sock-fail EVAR!
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2018 10:31 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 17, 2018 10:31 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: MacReady at September 17, 2018 10:26 PM (3eZPt)
It's a de-icing tool AND a creme brulee implement!
Posted by: Airport Chef Miklos at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (zCyNd)
And sweats pipe joints!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 10:31 PM (Jv60O)
Posted by: Vanya
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Agreed. Worse than the monkey house.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (9DHyN)
She's in a nursing facility. She was actually on hospice for a whole year awhile back and did so well they took her off of it. But this is different..it feels different. She's so weak and frail she can't even fight the UTI anymore. Plus...heart failure. IDK.. could be days. months.. maybe more. I just don't know.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:30 PM (9DHyN)
Good enough for tzampotli work.
Posted by: Chief Implementer Miklos at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Haku Zynkyoku at September 17, 2018 10:20 PM (5aX2M)
Pro tip:.dub your videos in English.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (EemAn)
Supposedly the Dems are offering to quash Christine Ford if Trump will stop...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (+DkQm)
They're dropping out of the sky like flies. They practically own south america. Stock up on flamethrowers I say.
Posted by: otho at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (LkFnL)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (tCvhJ)
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let me share. My dad was dying and I refused to really help with this yucky stuff. Turns out no one really did any work.
His obit was shit and I haven't been able or capable to really fix it yet.
His will was fucked up but I was too lame to talk to parents about money.
Then there's the grave, which...let's just say bad choices were made when I wasn't there.
I'd say you'd feel better doing this stuff now than when you're really emotional.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: davidt at September 17, 2018 10:33 PM (BscPg)
There. Got that out of the way.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018
They live in Pittsburgh.
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2018 10:33 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Marine Mammal Fucker at September 17, 2018 10:33 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 10:33 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Vanya
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And you can't kill em. Federal protection has caused Dana Point Harbor to be infested with the nasty buggers in the last few years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:33 PM (ZX8Kg)
yeah, I was sort of going for that..running things through my mind. I should start writing and just adjust as I see is needed. 88 years... she's been through so much.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:33 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:33 PM (fA1SL)
Supposedly the Dems are offering to quash Christine Ford if Trump will stop...
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yeah. that's cute. Like how the Japanese probably offered to repaint Pearl Harbor after Hiroshima. Nah, you wanted war, we'll give you a little.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:34 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 10:31 PM (Jv60O)
True that. I think it's yet another example of how too much of anything is bad for you. Both of those things in moderation would be fine, but they put that crap in EVERYTHING. It's a freaking challenge to find something that doesn't have it outside of just buying fresh veggies and such.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 10:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: davidt at S
sure, he should make a point to down a handful of rufies with half a bottle of scotch then wander into a gay bar dressed in daisy dukes too.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:35 PM (ZX8Kg)
That's EXACTLY what my husband said. Do it now before emotions and grief make it impossible to do.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:35 PM (dUJdY)
(This is research from the 1990's, but I bet the percentage is still pretty high.)
Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2018 10:35 PM (4HMW8)
Mosquitoes are horrible right now in Brazoria County. The Lord only knows when the county will spray. Her Majesty's flesh is succulent and tender, particularly attractive to mosquitoes, while mine is too tough and leathery. So I can open the front gate for her for a while. No greater love than this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (LsBY9)
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DEET. You need DEET, i.e. insect repellent. I live in San Diego and believe it or not there are mosquitos. They get us in the middle of the night. When there's a problem, I spray maximum strength insect repellent on the bed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2018 10:35 PM (t5m5e)
Fee Waybill? Ridiculous name.
Like Yoko.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2018 10:21 PM (EZebt)
You listen to White Punks on Dope 15 times in a row and say that again! You CAN'T because you are Jonesing for What Do You Want from Life!
Oh, and a version of Malagena:
https://youtu.be/pgW2crCo0DU?t=15s
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2018 10:35 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: colfax mingo
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*?*
In that case, wouldn't that be a sod house.
I admit that I do not know a lot about Nebraska.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
Back at ya darlin. Thanks..
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (dUJdY)
The Kavanaugh bullshit is also very tiring. Along with the weather channel dolts.
No TV for me this week. It could become a habit.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 17, 2018 10:25 PM (wgCUV)
May I sugggest watching The Collector and The Collection for home security tips and trapping vermin.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (EemAn)
Any penguin that can make it to Antarctica is an admirable bird, IMHO.
Posted by: BJM at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (O74hG)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 10:31 PM (Jv60O)
Let's run down the results so far:
- Boys are now girls
- Weightr of the average American is now 453 lbs
- More fast food joints throughout USA than there are blades of grass
- SCOTUS hearings are now rated X
...yeah, it's a complete clusterfcuk.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 10:34 PM (4ErVI)
Distilled. Spirits.
Posted by: Miklos the zymurgist at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (zCyNd)
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Attack of the 50-Foot Woman was a classic tearjerker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (sWzsi)
She's in a nursing facility. She was actually on hospice for a whole year awhile back and did so well they took her off of it. But this is different..it feels different. She's so weak and frail she can't even fight the UTI anymore. Plus...heart failure. IDK.. could be days. months.. maybe more. I just don't know.
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sorry to hear that. But what's the underlying cause?
cancer? COPD? Bad dementia?
Hospice is only really appropriate for when there's a progressive disease. These idiots try to sell COPD and dementia as progressive but you end up with folks puttering around in hospice racking up bill which (from what I've read, medicare can come after you for).
The cancer is really why you'd do it.
If she's frail but still "with it", find different doctors who will feed her and exercise her properly.
One friend learned that, with dementia, a grandparent was basically starved in hospice. bad stuff.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
The hardest part usually is listing the parents, marriages, with locations, and the survivor info. The life well lived part should be easy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Already done. Wanna see the pics?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (feaxc)
Like Yoko.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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*hustles off to trademark 'Tare Weight'*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (9DHyN)
Supposedly the Dems are offering to quash Christine Ford if Trump will stop...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (+DkQm)
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It is too late to stop now. Trump warned them and warned them. This is fire that they called in on their own position.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Just like Brett.
Posted by: Dr. Crazypants at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (zCyNd)
Clearly the pubs have thought this through. Trump is all about having this woman testify. You think he thinks she is going to come in and win?
Posted by: blaster at September 17, 2018 10:38 PM (DH5wZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (9DHyN)
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Only two things you *must* know if you go there, so that everyone will like you:
1) Residents of Omaha like to be called "Omahamish"
2) Most people don't say "confused" - they say "cornfused."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:38 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: colfax mingo
very first time those three sords have been used in that sequence.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:36 PM (fA1SL)
Healthy girls. Corn fed.
Posted by: Miklos, liking cornbread too at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (zCyNd)
It's the same thing they do with the bullying/fag stuff. They claim routinely that the fag kills himself because you don't agree with his fagitude and are mean.
The main problem with this is it seems to embrace suicide as a proper reaction to bullying/non-acceptance. That is a horrible signal to send to children.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (WFauQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:34 PM (MTjB1)
Already done. Wanna see the pics?
Posted by: qdpsteve at S
lol. no.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (MTjB1)
Nope, Albert Hall, just ask Ringo. We shared a roach and I triple banged Marianne Faithful with Keith and Ringo. I got sloppy seconds, Ringo had to settle for a very wet deck. Don't ask Keith, he was stoned on H.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Jmel at September 17, 2018 10:19 PM (OeWgo)
I will assume Edgar Allen Poe is right out in school these days?
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:16 PM (dUJdY)
Prayers up Jewell
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (FTXAT)
go to their linked in and look at where they went to school, how long they were in residence for.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
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Unpossible. They're all liberated now, you recklessly ejaculating misogynist!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (hYcqw)
Sorry I know you asked before.. she's been battling UTI's for years but this last one didn't even respond to a pretty powerful antibiotic. Plus her BNP (sorry you will just have to look it up) is 3500. Anything over 500 means you are in heart failure. She has slight dementia but she knows who everyone is.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:40 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (9DHyN)
Mark twain!
Posted by: Mark Twain at September 17, 2018 10:40 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (+DkQm)
Hmmm. How about if Trump agrees, seats Kavanaugh, and then declassifies?
Or would that be unfair for him to go back on his word?
Posted by: Emmie at September 17, 2018 10:40 PM (4HMW8)
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Hospice is *not* necessarily a death sentence.
And so I will say a prayer for her complete and immediate healing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2018 10:40 PM (EZebt)
Wimminz never lie. what shit.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:40 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM
Don't know how true this is, but if it were, my response would be, "How many times did I tell you to wrap this Russian collusion shit up? How many warnings do you think you get?"
Posted by: MacReady at September 17, 2018 10:40 PM (3eZPt)
Platte River? No, this is still water.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 10:41 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:41 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 10:41 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 17, 2018 10:41 PM (rnAwa)
Let Cy Tolliver give you the skinny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ahxCBrVmFw
Posted by: Powers Boothe won't steer you wrong at September 17, 2018 10:41 PM (ZTNmC)
My sincere condolences. Yes. Do it now before you're completely distraught. I hope her passing is peaceful and pain free. Celebrate her life, her joys and her happiness. Be honest but don't overshare.
Hugs from a nobody.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 17, 2018 10:41 PM (wgCUV)
Oh yes indeed. It's the details I worry about. Should I mention her divorce? She had me when she was married to my dad, but my brother when she was married to my step-dad. My step-dad raised me..wonderful man. Died in 1999. She left England with me and my dad in 1956.. became a citizen 3 years later... etc...
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:42 PM (dUJdY)
As far as im concerned, the only proper question to ask these people is the following...
Are anorexics fat?
Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 10:42 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Powers Boothe will steer you wrong if you're at work at September 17, 2018 10:42 PM (ZTNmC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:41 PM (fA1SL)
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My breakfasts usually consist of a glass of Bombay Sapphire and a jar of pickled herrings (cream sauce). Is that Scandinavian?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:42 PM (hYcqw)
We could sure use so positive news.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2018 10:42 PM (hECVl)
Someone will write modern 'text message' versions of Macbeth, R&J and all old Billy's classics.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:42 PM (feaxc)
Oh yes indeed. It's the details I worry about. Should I mention her divorce? She had me when she was married to my dad, but my brother when she was married to my step-dad. My step-dad raised me..wonderful man. Died in 1999. She left England with me and my dad in 1956.. became a citizen 3 years later... etc...
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:42 PM (dUJdY)
I'd skip the divorce part. Go straight to the emigration and becoming a US citizen. My $0.02.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (LsBY9)
Stopped in Chambers Co at feeding time... ...once.
Penetrated heavy denim as if it were silk.
Glad I was only passing trough.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2018 10:44 PM (qcrxS)
Wimminz never lie. what shit.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:40 PM (Ejm4y)
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Crystal Gail Mangum had the entire faculty of geniuses at Duke in her corner. All they needed to know was that the perps were rich white boys.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:44 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2018 10:44 PM (5RTZz)
With my late obits I started with what they loved and took it from there. There's the obligatory things like where born but it can segue into what was happening at that time.
I wrote shorter ones for the paper but longer ones for the family.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (TP072)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)
I can smooth that over easy I guess. I mean it's not like everyone doesn't already know anyway.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (dUJdY)
Unpossible. They're all liberated now, you recklessly ejaculating misogynist!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:39 PM (hYcqw)
My ejaculations are conducted in a safe, responsible and environmentally conscious manner, thank you very much.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:44 PM (fA1SL)
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hahahahahah. Good compromise. Bombay Sapphire is one of my top two favorites when I'm feeling flush with cash.
That breakfast sounds like a terrible idea. I might try it on a dare.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (hYcqw)
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well, I don't want to upset you, hopefully you can find some folks online who have loved ones in similar situations.
My pet peeve is hospice for things that aren't going to kill you. As I said, cancer kills and you know about when it's going to happen. Some other things suck but they shouldn't justify hospice.
Thoughts and prayers. Be strong, take care of these little things, like look over the will...at least gather things for the obit.
another hint: go to her high school's facebook page for her class, or set one up. My dad died and people came out of the social media woodwork who knew dad back when he was knee high to a june bug and when he was full of all the other stuff. By then, funeral was over, You never know.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: Busch at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (5iQf7)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Beartooth at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (TP072)
And it was supposedly a train wreck to begin with. I imagine the dramatic carnage will be awesome, once it's available for viewing on Netflix.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:44 PM (ZX8Kg)
The 88 faculty who supported her.
Bet they don't visit her in prison, though (she's in for murder).
Posted by: Miklos, with some connection to Duke at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (zCyNd)
You make MacBeth fun by switching to Midsummer's Night
Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (j0Mw7)
For those who don't know, UCSF is fruit central. As far as I could tell, when visiting there, virtually everyone in the place - from top to bottom, if you'll pardon the expression - was obviously a fag or a dyke. I don't think I saw a normal person while I was there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 10:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 10:47 PM (WFauQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:47 PM (hYcqw)
Someone will write modern 'text message' versions of Macbeth, R&J and all old Billy's classics.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:42 PM (feaxc)"
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Do the Page/Strzok texts qualify?
Posted by: Decaf at September 17, 2018 10:47 PM (5RTZz)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:46 PM (MTjB1)
Definitely. She needs to be savaged, though the heavens fall, if her story turns out to be fake.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (Ss+Em)
In the UK. Has a nice website and is a skilled wood-turner as well.
My guess: Norfolk UK, or other marshy environ.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (hyuyC)
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so we can laugh at your bullshit complaints.
no kindly GDIAF, asshat.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2018 10:35 PM (2K6fY)
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I can't because of the ice pick I jammed in my ears after 1 time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Haku Zynkyoku at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (sWzsi)
I live in a sad house. Also, hell. Haunted by living ghosts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Miklos, remebering a teenage Latin party with Christine at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 10:37 PM (sWzsi)
I live in a sad house. Also, hell. Haunted by living ghosts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (qUahL)
Solid opener for a Gothic short story. But a bummer in real life.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
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Your search - site:acecomments.mu.nu 5iQf7 - did not match any documents.
Seriously, dude?
If you're gonna troll, you should try to build *some* semblance of credibility first. Now that I know that you're not someone ironically socking and missing the mark, feel free to piss off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:49 PM (hYcqw)
The oils are used in the production of pastries, other baked goods and some packaged goods in order to extend shelf life. But they also raise levels of low-density lipoprotein (LDL), or "bad," cholesterol in the blood, while lowering levels of high-density lipoprotein (HDL), or "good," cholesterol.
Meanwhile, it's highly doubtful that LDL cholesterol levels even have anything to do with heart attacks or strokes. The latest research says that there's no connection - and that the crappy statins that are prescribed to every third person in the Western world are not only a waste ofr time and money but harmful.
But ... once a medical fad is around long enough it becomes "fact" ... just like the old "fact" that trans-fats were the healthiest things in the world and everyone should be forced to eat and cook with them ... and all those terrible animal fats need to be banned.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 10:50 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:44 PM (ZX8Kg)
I thought the faculty geniuses were mostly black, with a sprinkling of nitwit white liberals.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 17, 2018 10:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cicero
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I have suggested a sculpture of her to replace the vandalized (and removed) sculpture of Robt. E. Lee at the Duke Chapel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:50 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 10:50 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now
it needs to be savaged because it is like some reverse star chamber. she is not accusing him of soem crime in a secret court, rather she is accusing him in public of some crime which cannot be defended. no date, no time, no place, no witnesses, no evidence. more or less denouncing him in some soviet fashion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:50 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:51 PM (9DHyN)
Thanks for all the well wishes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 17, 2018 10:51 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:50 PM (9DHyN)
Animatronic?
Posted by: Miklos, whose Dad lived in a Duke dorm named Fubar at September 17, 2018 10:51 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:51 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2018 10:51 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 17, 2018 10:50 PM (YqDXo)
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Hmm
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:51 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 10:52 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at S
go to suggestion when offering poor advice.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)
I would kind of like to see the upcoming "new" Orson Welles Movie, The Other Side Of The Wind. According to the press releases, it's been in production since... 1970.
Does it involve a front hole?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 10:32 PM (9DHyN)
Boated past a sea lion rookery on Sonora Island, B.C. A hundred yards offshore, the stench was enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 10:53 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 10:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
It does contain elements of horror - bedbugs.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:54 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Haku Zynkyoku at September 17, 2018 10:54 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 10:54 PM (PUmDY)
non toxic. my boys have not been swimming since the birth of our
daughter. so, that bitch can fuck right off.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 10:53 PM (KP5rU)
I saw Irresponsible Ejaculations open for...never mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:54 PM (qUahL)
Depends on whose bed.
Posted by: Miklos kafka, thinking of Kate Upton at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (zCyNd)
I'm at a loss for words.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (pUDQf)
Sorry to see you leave. Hope you enjoy your retirement from the post.
Posted by: French Jeton at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (Fjvqd)
For quick de-icing of equipment of course.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (BLSzH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (KP5rU)
I saw Irresponsible Ejaculations open for...never mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (qUahL)
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Are you sure it wasn't Irrepressible Ejaculations? They're often confused.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:56 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 10:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 10:54 PM (PUmDY)
A sad house is one which absorbs negative emotions, and cannot be cleansed (even by burning sage, which is usually done in Cali when they're trying to rent a murder house).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:57 PM (qUahL)
I'm at a loss for words.
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It's not just Justice; it's SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:57 PM (ZX8Kg)
Ride should be VP Pence's music.
The heads exploding will be epic.
I'll laugh.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at September 17, 2018 10:57 PM (wgCUV)
I saw Irresponsible Ejaculations open for...never mind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (qUahL)
....
Hole ?
Or wait...was it the other way around?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 10:58 PM (WFauQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:57 PM (qUahL)
Murder house? Is there a Zillow search for that?
Posted by: Miklos, registered agent at September 17, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 10:58 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: Miklos kafka, thinking of Kate Upton at September 17, 2018 10:55 PM (zCyNd)
Ah, Miklos. Bless your heart.
I've been sleeping on the couch, but the little fuckers aren't fooled.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:58 PM (qUahL)
I'm at a loss for words.
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It's not just Justice; it's SOCIAL JUSTICE!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 10:57 PM (ZX8Kg
You see, we're keeping score and the women are losing, so we should spot them a couple points.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (PUmDY)
Have a great night, everyone.
Sleep well, as we need lots of sleep to live up to being Dregs of Society.
Does that mean I can have irresponsible ejaculations? Those two seem to go together.
Dems. They are stupid people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (hyuyC)
thank you.
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (Jv60O)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757033823916033
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757132432003079
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757215043010560
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757299155644417
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757387655446528
Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (pUDQf)
I call shirts.
They can be skins.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (RU6DO)
The U.S. Navy Personnel Command issued an apology Monday evening after its Twitter account posted a motivational quote from Confederate Navy Capt. Raphael Semmes.
The quote in question read, "A military, or naval man, cannot go very far astray, who abides by the point of honor."
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2018 11:01 PM (qcrxS)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757466520952832
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757560926285826
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757653372948480
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757747560292352
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041757853143449600
Posted by: kbdabear at September 17, 2018 11:01 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Miklos, registered agent at September 17, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)
No, you just have to follow the local news. The one I was looking at was in San Diego somewhere.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:01 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (Jv60O)
Diatomaceous earth.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:02 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:02 PM (qUahL)
Not all of them, only 88 (as mentioned above).
Duke is a big school, with over 3,500 academic staff.
It will come as a surprise to no one that the 88 were heavily concentrated in "disciplines" that have the word "studies" in their name.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2018 11:02 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: Twister Sister at September 17, 2018 11:02 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 17, 2018 11:02 PM (Pg+x7)
Kavanaugh's high school nickname: Rapey Brett
And the fact that his class voted him most likely to rape a future psychologist sometime between 1979 and 1983 somewhere in the MD suburbs.
Posted by: Juan Williams at September 17, 2018 11:03 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 11:03 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:01 PM (qUahL)
Oh. "casa de murdero"
Posted by: Miklos, semi-bilingual at September 17, 2018 11:03 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (pUDQf)
I call shirts.
They can be skins.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (y87Qq)
Oh be so careful for what you wish for.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 11:03 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (RU6DO)
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Your jackboot, sir. It is on my face.
Posted by: A Femynyst at September 17, 2018 11:03 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Busch at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (5iQf7)
The report on the demented faggot study hit too close to home, sport?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:04 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 10:59 PM (Jv60O)
Diatomaceous earth.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:02 PM (RU6DO)
Nunno. Not once the infestation has taken root. They go into the walls. An airstrike is the only answer.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:04 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 11:04 PM (MTjB1)
Good thing I'm not a man, then. I'm a tranwoman with a penis who is also a lesbian.
Posted by: Person What Works the Angles at September 17, 2018 11:04 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 11:04 PM (UdKB7)
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/186062709
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1537234743985m.jpg
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 11:05 PM (EemAn)
and cannot be cleansed (even by burning sage, which is usually done in
Cali when they're trying to rent a murder house).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess"
In Japan, if it's known that a house or apartment had a murder in it, you might as well tear it down cause you ain't gonna rent or sell it except maybe to a foreigner.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2018 11:05 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:05 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Person What Works the Angles at September 17, 2018 11:04 PM (TM5Iv)
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Hah. You call that a penis?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 17, 2018 11:06 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Miklos, semi-bilingual at September 17, 2018 11:03 PM (zCyNd)
Back in the old millenium, they still spoke a lot of English 'round them parts.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:06 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Busch at September 17, 2018 10:45 PM (5iQf7)
Hammered are we?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 17, 2018 11:06 PM (nBr1j)
Flyover country is sweet.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 17, 2018 11:06 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2018 10:51 PM
An AF hardship post, since it only had 3 golf courses?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 11:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 11:05 PM (EemAn
I really hope CNN actually picks up the story. Lol
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 11:06 PM (pUDQf)
The U.S. Navy Personnel Command issued an apology Monday evening
after its Twitter account posted a motivational quote from Confederate
Navy Capt. Raphael Semmes.
The quote in question read, "A military, or naval man, cannot go very far astray, who abides by the point of honor."
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2018 11:01 PM.
I just recently discovered Whatfinger News (it's linked a The Peoples Cube) I have it bookmarked!
I don't much about it... I think it's hosted on the Wyx platform and the real proprietors are anonymous...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (e9G8E)
Looks like MH has a stalker. Creepy.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
I'm thinking its more like Ace has the stalker, and MH is in the way.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (EemAn)
Posted by: 4Miklos, on the spectrum at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:02 PM (RU6DO)
It works, we had them. You have to sprinkle that stuff everywhere. Bed bugs are an apocalyptic pestilence.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (T71PA)
Nope. No /pol/ today. All of my hazmat suits are in the wash.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 11:03 PM (Ss+Em)
Fair point.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (y87Qq)
BECAUSE SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
I'll going to guess warming up the toilet seat in the morning?
Heating up burritos when the microwave is broken?
Posted by: JB1000 at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (d/4fn)
had a murder in it, you might as well tear it down cause you ain't gonna
rent or sell it except maybe to a foreigner.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2018 11:05 PM (w+Jhj)
With the real estate values in Japan as they are, I'm sure something can be done.
Besides, don't they have a low murder rate in Japan?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:08 PM (qUahL)
> > They can be skins.
> Oh be so careful for what you wish for.
Indeed. I've mentioned before the time I made the mistake of going to a "Slut Walk" because it was represented to me that this event involved naked/scantily clad sluts.
Wow, what a bad idea that was.
Posted by: Person What Works the Angles at September 17, 2018 11:08 PM (TM5Iv)
boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/186062709
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1537234743985m.jpg
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 11:05 PM (EemAn)
Well .. it was a wild party. A 6-kegger with professional midgets.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:08 PM (RU6DO)
It's funny if you imagine it's an ace sock.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 11:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:08 PM (PUmDY)
Hammered are we?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 17, 2018 11:06 PM (nBr1j)
Worst part-hammered on Busch LITE!
Posted by: Miklos with a six pack of six minute abs at September 17, 2018 11:08 PM (zCyNd)
After 100 thrusts, it's always the girls fault if she gets pregnant.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh
That would depend upon who is the thruster and who is the thrustee.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 11:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2018 11:07 PM (9Om/r)
It's the scintillating conversation on the ONT.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:09 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 11:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
Anybody here know anything about cable modem systems and DOCSIS? Native IPv6 is what I'm farting around with.
It's supposed to be enabled on the local system, but it ain't working. Native that is. Charter has had a 6rd border relay that works and still works.
But native doesn't work. I'm thinking it may the modem, which is an older Motorola SB5100 Surfboard. I think it may need the newer DOCSIS 3.0 to be able to pass through the IPv6 native shit.
But I don't know. It's hard to find any definitive info on this.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:11 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Heh. Here is an update on a few of them
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycvn8brr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 11:12 PM (9DHyN)
The Ancient Athenians had only 'isegoria' the right of citizens to participate in public debate within the democratic assembly not free speech - remember they legally executed Socrates for his speech b/c there was no free speech during the foundation of Western Civilization.
Greek Mathematics and Democracy, Roman Law, or The Old Testament would be the foundation of the West.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at September 17, 2018 11:12 PM (aqpW6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:10 PM (IqV8l)
Right
Posted by: Jesse Jackson's Love Child at September 17, 2018 11:12 PM (zCyNd)
For a man, maybe not. For a gay transwoman, it's pretty impressive..
Posted by: Person What Works the Angles at September 17, 2018 11:12 PM (TM5Iv)
Yes. A few thousand spiders and centipedes should do the trick.
Posted by: Natures Own Exterminators at September 17, 2018 11:13 PM (xRfEn)
For a man, maybe not. For a gay transwoman, it's pretty impressive..
Posted by: Person What Works the Angles at September 17, 2018 11:12 PM (TM5Iv)
That made me snicker.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 11:13 PM (Ss+Em)
The Universe is a Ternary Numeral System, not a decimal one.
It consists of three elements - 0, 1, and 2. 3 is not included.
The number 3 is not a principle.
It is secondary, nothing but a derivative drawn from 0, 1, and 2.
0 comes out as a straight line - TIME ENERGY!
Posted by: Haku Zynkyoku at September 17, 2018 11:14 PM (5aX2M)
It's supposed to be enabled on the local system, but it ain't working. Native that is. Charter has had a 6rd border relay that works and still works.
But native doesn't work. I'm thinking it may the modem, which is an older Motorola SB5100 Surfboard. I think it may need the newer DOCSIS 3.0 to be able to pass through the IPv6 native shit.
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*longs for days of FSK, Manchester decoders, and Kansas city Standard*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 11:14 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 11:14 PM (3eZPt)
This Ford bitch is probably doing the same to Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 11:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 11:15 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 11:14 PM (3eZPt)
Or get Russian hookers to pee on the bed ... AHA!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:15 PM (RU6DO)
pregnant. Ordinarily, a circumstance such as this would lead this person
to be more careful than the one who cannot get pregnant ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:00 PM (RU6DO)
Well...raging lust.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:16 PM (qUahL)
For a man, maybe not. For a gay transwoman, it's pretty impressive..
Posted by: Person What Works the Angles at September 17, 2018 11:12 PM (TM5Iv)
_____
THEY CAN GET THAT BIG?????
Posted by: Ben Nerd Virgin Shapiro fapping to his sister's bewbz at September 17, 2018 11:17 PM (aqpW6)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycvn8brr
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 11:12 PM (9DHyN)
50% tax on university endowments, and 100% liability for defaulted student loans.
Posted by: Miklos, solution provider at September 17, 2018 11:17 PM (zCyNd)
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*longs for days of FSK, Manchester decoders, and Kansas city Standard*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 11:14 PM (9DHyN)
Look for an update for the modem... may just be out of date software.
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 11:17 PM (NgKpN)
In the beginning, there was 0.
1 is merely the successor of 0.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:17 PM (RU6DO)
But, historical...ly speaking....it was destroyed in a fortnight...TRUE!
because.......spanking and oil and.....mostly spanking and oil.....and Democrats with knives......but remember the oil.......and spanking.........................
Posted by: Nightwatch..er at September 17, 2018 11:17 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (a0SQT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
In the beginning, there was 0.
1 is merely the successor of 0.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:17 PM (RU6DO)
And number 2 really stinks...
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (NgKpN)
1 is merely the successor of 0.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:17 PM (RU6DO)
2 can be as bad as 1. It's the loneliest number since the number 1.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Sammy Hagar at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (sS5XO)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM (a0SQT)
Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM (/qEW2)
Are you watching the x-rated cut of Caligula again?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 11:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 10:54 PM (qUahL)
Nuke it from orbit.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear
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It's as if they aren't very bright.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 11:20 PM (9DHyN)
then your hot friend probably can't get pregnant on those two days.
Now, whose fault is it again?
Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2018 11:21 PM (dVAq+)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM (/qEW2)
If the troll knew anything about what the cobs might do to him, he would understand why they're always after better dental coverage.
Posted by: Miklos, shuddering to think at September 17, 2018 11:21 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
I thought, perhaps, a warning blast from a shotgun.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:21 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM
Is it really a strategy if no thought went into it?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 11:22 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM (/qEW2)
I strongly recommend reading this comment in your head in David Attenborough's voice.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 11:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:17 PM (RU6DO)
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Sort of. 1 is the TIME derived from the ENERGY of 0. 2 is the plane derived from 0. I do not speak in the sense of a Euclidean plane, but a Topological plane. Try to keep up...
Posted by: Haku Zynkyoku at September 17, 2018 11:23 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
I thought, perhaps, a warning blast from a shotgun.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:21 PM (qUah
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Flamethrower is the only way to go.
Flame.
Thrower.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 11:23 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:19 PM (/qEW2)
Not the first time for this shitbird.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:23 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (T71PA)
My lucky number's one.
Posted by: Lena "Miklos" Lovitch at September 17, 2018 11:23 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 11:23 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:24 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:24 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Natures Own Exterminators at September 17, 2018 11:13 PM (xRfEn)
<searching Amazon for bulk supply>
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:24 PM (qUahL)
Hah, I just tried to ask the Charter chat support. Total idiot, didn't even know what I was asking. "Thanks for your help", I replied, and just closed the window.
He said, "I don't see a switch I can turn on". He literally said that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:25 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at September 17, 2018 11:12 PM (aqpW6)
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May or not be "crazy" but he consistently demonstrates an ignorance of the history he chooses to refer to. Just another overlinked nut job. But that apparently pays well.
Posted by: RioBravo at September 17, 2018 11:25 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Nightwatch..er at September 17, 2018 11:25 PM (kFkpX)
.....
The evening trolls startle easily, but with the election looming they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (WFauQ)
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (/qEW2)
Kavenhaugh was a likely Supreme Court pick in 2012, so the question is
did this crazy read the article and then blabbed to her Therapist
because that's what crazy people do
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 11:23 PM (dKiJG)
I would say no... she never mentioned Kavanaugh according to the therapist notes and said at the time that 4 guys assaulted her.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (FTXAT)
He said, "I don't see a switch I can turn on". He literally said that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
You'd have to talk to someone who really knows networking.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 11:27 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: Tom Stranger, Interdimensional Insurance Salesman at September 17, 2018 11:27 PM (HBKM2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (/qEW2)
Correct.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 11:27 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (WFauQ)
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His blast points weren't accurate enough for sand people.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 11:27 PM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: BJM at September 17, 2018 11:28 PM (O74hG)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (/qEW2)
I make my own diatomaceous earth. It takes time, but....it's like organic.
Posted by: Miklos the Hippy at September 17, 2018 11:28 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (/qEW2)
You can also make it yoursel with patience, very steady hands, an intense hatred of diatoms, and lots of spare time.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 11:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:22 PM (IqV8l)
That makes me feel oh so much better, sir.
(Imagine that said in Oliver Twist's voice).
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:28 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2018 11:18 PM (2DOZq)
I thought, perhaps, a warning blast from a shotgun.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:21 PM (qUah
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Flamethrower is the only way to go.
Flame.
Thrower.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 11:23 PM (ZX8Kg)
You seal off the room and have have some special heater that gets the room so hot it kills them for like a day or two.
If you travel a little tip is to keep your suitcase in the car during the heat of the day should kill off anything, in the winter it doesn't work.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 11:28 PM (dKiJG)
Our ONT coprophagic has dropped in.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 11:09 PM (DMUuz)
Lol, I had to look that word up. Glad I did. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2018 11:28 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (2DOZq)
He said, "I don't see a switch I can turn on". He literally said that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:25 PM (8O3HH)
Not surprising. We live in times when the official first recommendation for trying to fix a lot of equipment is actually, "unplug from the wall and then plug back in". I imagine that "bang it with your fist" is only a few years away.
And when you call support half the time you get some laughable "AI" that can't understand you and the other half you get some Indian you can't understand.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (iwUO9)
My husband may be able to provide the gas for that experiment.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:30 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2018 10:51 PM
An AF hardship post, since it only had 3 golf courses?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Just one and it was in Elkhorn. Only 9 holes. Tough times, yo!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 17, 2018 11:30 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (2DOZq)
But you can knock them over with a sneeze, so, not so much of a threat.
Buncha wieners.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:30 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (iwUO9)
Why would people have beds in their walls? That's crazy man.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2018 11:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:30 PM (hYcqw)
Sounds like incitement to imminent violence to me.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM
Worse. They think they won it 10 years ago and have had the right to shoot survivors ever since.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 11:31 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 17, 2018 11:31 PM (H5knJ)
They live in nearby cracks in the walls and only come out to feed...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 17, 2018 11:30 PM (2DOZq)
We were quite popular in the silent movie days.
Posted by: Murphy (the bed, not the law) at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (zCyNd)
If the bedbugs have gotten into the walls, then tenting the house and suffusing it with poison gas may be the only remedy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
My brother in law had some rental houses and they removed the covers from the electrical outlets and sprayed the powder in there. It worked.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (IqV8l)
diatomaceous earth. It's a product you can buy, made from the remains
of diatoms.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 11:26 PM (/qEW2)
If the house is unoccupied for 6 months or longer, they'll die. No blood meal.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (qUahL)
You aren't the only one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (IqV8l)
Curiously, I checked the complete and unabridged 12th edition Berserker thesaurus and it mentions turd muncher, and democrat.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 17, 2018 11:31 PM (H5knJ)
Sounds like a bad movie with a bunch of ancient tough guy action actors.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Murphy (the bed, not the law) at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (zCyNd)
And in 45 square foot Manhattan apartments.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (RU6DO)
>> some laughable "AI"
I did this with their "live chat" support. But you still have to go through an AI. It will fight you trying to get someone live. The trick is to type something complicated/crazy and it will send you to someone live.
And then you get idiots who don't know anything, used to dealing with idiots who need to be told to check if it's plugged in, and don't know how to reset.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:33 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Murphy (the bed, not the law) at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (zCyNd)
+++++++++++
You do *not* want your Murphy Bed to have anything whatsoever to do with Murphy's Law. That's how you end up crushed in a wall, your blood seeping out through the hinge to terrify your secretary when she comes in to your PI office in the morning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:33 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Murphy (the bed, not the law) at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (zCyNd)
And in 45 square foot Manhattan apartments.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (RU6DO)
My sister's apartment in Seattle in the U-district had a murphy bed that swung out of a doorframe, and it also had pink kitchen appliances, including a wall oven. That was one ginchy spot.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:34 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:34 PM (PUmDY)
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They're suckers for easy applause.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 11:35 PM (ZX8Kg)
Is it possible to hire someone in a call center in Bangalore to deal with the AI? Or would that start some kind of chain reaction and obliterate the universe?
Posted by: Miklos, like, string theory, right? at September 17, 2018 11:35 PM (zCyNd)
If you travel a little tip is to keep your suitcase in the car
during the heat of the day should kill off anything, in the winter it
doesn't work.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 11:28 PM (dKiJG)
Nope, we had the temp up to 140+F for at least 5 hours. Some survived. They aren't stupid - they hide from the heat. Go into the walls.
That's the second time we've failed at this.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:35 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:34 PM
Kathy Griffin has bounced back nicely somehow...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 11:35 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:33 PM (hYcqw)
That used to be the standard Murphy bed gag in the silents. Somebody gets in it, and it folds up into the wall. The other one is when it falls out of the wall onto somebody's head.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:36 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (2DOZq)
But you can knock them over with a sneeze, so, not so much of a threat.
Buncha wieners.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:30 PM (NXsWM)
The New Movie THE OATH is coming out where people have to take a Patriotic oath and liberals disappear. These assholes forget that they did a TAKE THE OATH FOR OBAMA. and they fing meant it then but the tables are turned so. Also be sure to turn all your guns in the Trump Government because they are controlled by Russia and can't be trusted same people
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 11:36 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Indian Customer Service Rep at September 17, 2018 11:36 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 11:36 PM (KP5rU)
And THAT explains the empty apartments in Japan.
Posted by: Miklos, light bulb going off at September 17, 2018 11:37 PM (zCyNd)
That's the second time we've failed at this.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:35 PM (qUahL)
Sounds to me like someone on the inside was working for the bedbugs. Have you polygraphed everyone in the house?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:37 PM (RU6DO)
Of course I also don't understand the tiny house movement either. Why would you want to live in a tool shed unless you are Karl Childers?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 11:37 PM (WFauQ)
Posted by: Murphy (the bed, not the law) at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (zCyNd)
And in 45 square foot Manhattan apartments.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (RU6DO)
45 square feet? I think that violates the Geneva Convention.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 11:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (iwUO9)
My husband may be able to provide the gas for that experiment.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (NXsWM)
If bad smells bothered them, they'd be long gone.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM (PUmDY)
You know, I feel like an idiot trying to talk to a computer/AI. I just clam up. The first time the started trying that with the voice systems. I just can't talk when I know it's some damned software trying to interpret what I'm saying.
And it's the same way with typing/chat. I don't converse with software.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM (e8kgV)
Is it possible to hire someone in a call center in Bangalore to deal with the AI? Or would that start some kind of chain reaction and obliterate the universe?
Posted by: Miklos, like, string theory, right? at September 17, 2018 11:35 PM (zCyNd)
I wonder if you could set one AI against another AI? Would that yield natural stupidity, kinda like how i^2 = -1?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:39 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:36 PM (iwUO9)
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I always loved Eddie Valiant's Murphy bed in "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" The bed being disguised as filing cabinets was a very clever touch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:40 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM
You would not have liked me.
Posted by: The Zork series at September 17, 2018 11:40 PM (3eZPt)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM (8O3HH)
Lol.
It's cute that you think that.
Meatbag.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 11:40 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: SMOD at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM (e8kgV)
"...the Chinese ambassador continued, 'That's OUR job! You find someone else to violate! These ones are ours!'"
Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2018 11:41 PM (7PLM4)
And then you get idiots who don't know anything, used to
dealing with idiots who need to be told to check if it's plugged in, and
don't know how to reset.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:33 PM (8O3HH)
I would have asked him, "Are you plugged in?"
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:41 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:39 PM (iwUO9)
++++++++
Google did an experiment with that with a couple of purpose-built AIs. They talked to each other and reading the transcripts made sense - until they didn't Apparently they formed a new language with each other and it is incomprehensible, though the AIs converse with each other just fine. Apparently it could have some kind of crypto significance if it's repeatable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:41 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:39 PM (iwUO9)
Remember that story about how the AI bots unleashed on some social sites had developed their own private language (that looked really stupid)?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (RU6DO)
Believe it or not, sex in your seventies is still enjoyable, just not as frequent as in your 40s. Fuck each other and stay cocked and locked. ;-)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (tCvhJ)
I'm surprised the Murphy bed has not made a comeback with the whole tiny house movement.
Of course I also don't understand the tiny house movement either.
Why would you want to live in a tool shed unless you are Karl Childers?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 11:37 PM (WFauQ)
I'll never understand that silly shit. Those things are perfect for parking the harley, and taking the whole damn thing camping. Living in one 24/7? I don't know, I thought we fought wars to NOT have to live like that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:38 PM
You would not have liked me.
Posted by: The Zork series at September 17, 2018 11:40 PM (3eZPt)
You have been eaten by a Grue.
Posted by: The Grue, in the basement at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (PUmDY)
I've read that bedbugs don't actually inhabit beds or bedding...
They live in nearby cracks in the walls and only come out to feed...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 11:32 PM (e9G8E)
You are misinformed.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:43 PM (qUahL)
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No AI can defeat me. Not on this plane or any other. The TIME GOD has 2. The AI only has 0 and 1.
Posted by: Haku Zynkyoku at September 17, 2018 11:43 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (tCvhJ)
+++++++++
G'night, Mingo.
Out of curiosity, how do you fuck if your cock is locked?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:43 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Average Guy at September 17, 2018 11:43 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 10:10 PM (hYcqw)
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Oh, that's so sweet!
The lefties are in love again!
I don't mean that anyone can ever replace their adored Lightbringer. That was the love of a lifetime.
But it has to be so good for them to know that tingles are still possible!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 17, 2018 11:44 PM (0jtPF)
Google did an experiment with that with a couple of purpose-built AIs. They talked to each other and reading the transcripts made sense - until they didn't Apparently they formed a new language with each other and it is incomprehensible, though the AIs converse with each other just fine. Apparently it could have some kind of crypto significance if it's repeatable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
That sounds an awful lot like The Forbin Project when Colossus is "talking" to Guardian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 11:44 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: tcn in AK"
Methane Man and his sidekick Gas Boy at your service!
Posted by: Methane Man at September 17, 2018 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:45 PM (PUmDY)
These AIs are developing unknown emergent behavior. That has happened with some of these high speed trading systems. You know, the big banks and trading outfits using computer systems to buy and sell stock.
There have been several flash crashes and other crazy behavior triggered by these running amok and doing things no human would do, much less be fast enough to respond.
This Skynet scenario really worries me.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:45 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:43 PM
Story of my life...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 11:46 PM (e9G8E)
That's the second time we've failed at this.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:35 PM (qUahL)
Have you spoken sternly to them, while looking over the top of your glasses?
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:46 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 17, 2018 11:48 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:43 PM
Story of my life...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 17, 2018 11:46 PM (e9G8E)
Congratulations! You have won an all-expense paid trip to take the waters in Casablanca....
Posted by: Miklos, robocalling at September 17, 2018 11:48 PM (zCyNd)
At first it was laughable ... but now it's damned near PO'd time.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at September 17, 2018 11:48 PM (9KtJ4)
Worse than the trading programs and the flash crashes is the fact that the exchanges have taken to DKing all trades that occur during whatever the exchange decides to declare a "flash crash".
So, legitimate trades are being wiped out in favor of handicaps for the software. That is far worse than the behavior of the trading systems, which is no big surprise.
And, yet, the push to jam our roads with self-driving cars is still going full steam ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:48 PM (RU6DO)
All the best to you.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 17, 2018 11:49 PM (ZtE5B)
Get a 1911 and then you will understand. My is a war trophy my dad brought back from WW2. Run a box of 50 through it once a year. Goodnight pleasant drams.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 17, 2018 11:49 PM (tCvhJ)
Who wears a one piece bathing suit at a party?
Plus, IKEA sells Murphy Beds.
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2018 11:49 PM (xpQyV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (9Om/r)
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Tiny houses are inhabited by communists. Don't believe me? Check and see how many of them are parked on someone else's property. Usually mom and dad. They feel they're being "environmentally conscious" by not living in a big house and, bonus, someone else is paying the property taxes.
Commies, the lot of them.
Posted by: blake - cement canopy salesman at September 17, 2018 11:50 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (9Om/r)
Tiny houses are just travel trailers, but not as well built.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 11:50 PM (iwUO9)
Of course I also don't understand the tiny house movement either. Why would you want to live in a tool shed unless you are Karl Childers?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 11:37 PM (WFauQ)
Just buy yourself a trailer, 5th wheel or even a mobile home, most are cheaper than Those Small houses and you can find them under 20 grand and new trailers for under 10.
It's about being debt free which I can understand but these small houses go for 50 grand.. Get some land and buy a trailer, my friend from High School lived in a double wide and it was nice didn't pay much to rent the land so he didn't pay property taxes.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 11:50 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: TexasJew at September 17, 2018 11:49 PM (xpQyV)
The IKEA item name is "Spudde"
Posted by: Miklos, some assembly etc at September 17, 2018 11:51 PM (zCyNd)
There is a company in Mossoula that specializes in those.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 11:51 PM (xENAO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
That pic would be worth 1000 votes for Cruz on the interwebs
Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2018 11:51 PM (j0Mw7)
Posted by: Marooned at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (8hRlF)
Posted by: arieswoman at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (6Tvnv)
So, legitimate trades are being wiped out in favor of handicaps for the software. That is far worse than the behavior of the trading systems, which is no big surprise.
And, yet, the push to jam our roads with self-driving cars is still going full steam ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 11:48 PM (RU6DO)
+++++++++++
And the HFT front-running. And most major exchanges are probably front-running their own customers. And self-driving cars? Feh. Even if I wanted to not drive (I don't - I like driving most of the time), there are two absolutely fundamental problems:
1) Software doesn't work. I don't mean self-driving-car AI, I mean software in general. I work for a major software maker (and used to work for a different one) and it is amazing the shit works at all. Most of the world is kept running by people with a high tolerance for fuckups and the ability to necromance dead and dying systems.
2) It will be network-dependent in all likelihood, which means a government or corporate killswitch is easily implemented. No thank you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:41 PM (qUahL)
My Dad's been in computer programming since the 1980s. Has a tech support story that may be apocryphal, but...
"Thank you for calling tech support. What seems to be the problem?"
My computer won't turn on.
So the techie runs through all the standard flowchart questions. Is it plugged in? Yes. Is the power switch on? Yes. Are the lights or screen coming on? No. Etcetera, etcetera. He goes round and round and round and round with the caller. Everything's lined up and the damn thing won't power up. Finally...
"Well, I'm it might be dead, sir. Can you give me the serial number for my report?"
Where is it?
"Should be on the back of the case, sir."
I can't read it.
"I'm sorry?"
I can't read it.
"Is it not on there?"
Oh, it's on there, but I can't read it, it's dark in here.
"What?"
Yes. The room's dark because the power is out in this building.
Apparently, the techie collected himself, took a deep breath, and said, "Sir, here's what you do. Take the machine, put it back in the box it came in, and mail it back to the manufacturer, because you are too fucking stupid to own a computer."
Of course, that last bit no longer applies....
Posted by: Vanya at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (xENAO)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 17, 2018 11:42 PM (9Om/r)
....
Agreed.
A hot little bartender at a beer joint I go to was working on one for months with her husband. They have two kids as well. They finally moved into it this spring, all 400 square feet of it.
At first she was stoked about it. Now I see the look of regret on her face whenever I ask about her tiny house.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (WFauQ)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:46 PM (NXsWM)
That only works with men, and if I'm wearing a low-cut top.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
West-coast Land Prices, and stupid zoning = stupid houses.
Posted by: Jean at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (j0Mw7)
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 17, 2018 11:29 PM (NXsWM)
I prefer to think of myself as "lees"
Posted by: Kindltot at September 17, 2018 11:53 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 11:53 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 17, 2018 11:49 PM (tCvhJ)
++++++++++
I was making a joke about your cock being locked up in some sort of medieval chastity belt. The 1911 is a beautiful thing, and I get that particular pleasure on the regular!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 11:53 PM (hYcqw)
Top 10 sockpuppeteers...
6 [33 names] 'mindful webworker and the creaking vocalizations'
I don't know who that is. Must be some other mindful webworker. Great disguise.
Hello. Be back in a minute. Or not.
Posted by: mindful webworker - how did that happen? at September 17, 2018 11:54 PM (lMyeR)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 17, 2018 11:54 PM (ZtE5B)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:45 PM (8O3HH)
The NPC problem.scares me. All I see is goddamned quest markers showing when I leave the house.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 11:54 PM (EemAn)
You can get some prefabbed ones that can be assembled by a few handy people for a lot less than that.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 17, 2018 11:55 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 17, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH)
You're only supposed to ejaculate when inseminating a woman. Your irresponsible behavior is not to be tolerated on the ONT.
Where are the cobs when you need them?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:55 PM (qUahL)
I am watching the Cubs v Arizona right now.
Jim Deshaies, Cub broadcaster, confidently predicted that Kris Bryant would hit a home run. And, about six pitches in, he did!
Really, really funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2018 11:55 PM (8iiMU)
After it really happened, he said, "I already gave you the information."
LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 17, 2018 11:57 PM (8iiMU)
IKEA Murphy Bed.
Could you imagine?
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 11:52 PM (xENAO)
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I can see it. Ace is a Murphy bed - hot plate kind of guy. I can also see a bare lightbulb that he has to unscrew to use the hot plate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 11:57 PM (ZX8Kg)
Rockies are not having a good night.
Down 8-0, Trevor Story outPosted by: westminsterdogshow at September 17, 2018 11:57 PM (c1nDO)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at September 17, 2018 11:57 PM (9KtJ4)
I saw the headline for some anti-Trump rant by Rob Reiner today. I didn't bother click on it, 'cause why would I give a shit about the opinion of a guy who's best known for playing a character named "Meathead" 50 years ago?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2018 11:58 PM (TM5Iv)
In my opinion, it is not particularly well written, and does not impart the sense of higher IQ.
Posted by: Miklos, who has seen better from ESL students at September 17, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 11:57 PM (ZX8Kg)
*visualizes the Blues Brothers making toast*
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at September 17, 2018 11:59 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 17, 2018 11:58 PM (TM5Iv)
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He had a hit movie 20 years ago, followed by a long string flops.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 12:00 AM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 12:00 AM (ZX8Kg)
Best thing the dumbass did was Spinal Tap.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2018 12:01 AM (8iiMU)
>> inseminating a woman.
What if I get too excited and don't quite make it?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:01 AM (8O3HH)
Birth certificates have always been a weapon for white supremacists
These people really think they're elite? They spout this kind of bullshit and then are still able to tuck themselves into bed at night sure in their knowledge that they're better and smarter than me? They're gonna have a bad time when they wake up in reality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 12:01 AM (hYcqw)
In my opinion, it is not particularly well written, and does not impart the sense of higher IQ.
Posted by: Miklos, who has seen better from ESL students at September 17, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)
No - where is it posted?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:01 AM (qUahL)
AI, I mean software in general. I work for a major software maker (and
used to work for a different one) and it is amazing the shit works at
all. Most of the world is kept running by people with a high tolerance
for fuckups and the ability to necromance dead and dying systems.
Posted by: Joe Mannix"
I write software as well and this is pretty much true. You can't test for everything on every system. At some point something will happen to crash it. Even down to a cosmic ray flipping a bit somewhere in memory. The least I would want to have would be 5 separate systems all running with independent sensors, and 4 out of the 5 have to agree.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2018 12:02 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:03 AM (PUmDY)
I think that was mostly due to Guest, McKean, and Shearer, who are actually funny.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 12:03 AM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:01 AM (qUahL)
https://tinyurl.com/ydd56xlh
Posted by: tinyMiklosURL at September 18, 2018 12:03 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:01 AM (8O3HH)
You just triggered a memory of a failed sex act in college.
Disapponting.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:04 AM (qUahL)
>> a woman.
I think I'm going to need to some extended tutelage on proper ejaculatory parameters. It takes 10,000 hours to get good at something, they say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 18, 2018 12:04 AM (w+Jhj)
she ran outside and went home but does not remember where it occurred?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 18, 2018 12:05 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:05 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: A dude in MI at September 18, 2018 12:05 AM (SxBH1)
I took a full Suburban-load of trash bags to the dump. Still a few bags to go, and more to add to the pile, but one more load should do it.
And I took a load of scrap to to the metal recyclers, and got a whole three and a quarter dollars. Which about paid for my load of laundry, which I also did.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 12:06 AM (iwUO9)
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How close do you have to be?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 18, 2018 12:06 AM (ZX8Kg)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2018 12:06 AM (8iiMU)
This is what comes of eating Kaboom as a child.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 18, 2018 12:06 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Miklos, who has seen better from ESL students at September 17, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)
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No it does not. And, she's a professor?
Also... what's with the part about previously contacting her "local government representative?" That seems conveniently vague.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 12:06 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 12:07 AM (mIe/a)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:08 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 12:09 AM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 18, 2018 12:09 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:09 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:09 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 18, 2018 12:09 AM (ZtE5B)
"Sir, this woman's writing is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 12:09 AM (IqV8l)
I suggest you not look too closely at how the anti-lock brakes, accelerator, and power steering on a modern car actually work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 12:10 AM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: Donna
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That would be concerning. Murphy beds have to be screwed to the wall, and are spring loaded.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 12:10 AM (9DHyN)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 10:31 PM (Jv60O)
I have a friend who's a breast cancer survivor (12 years and counting). She was told by her Doc to not eat, among many things, soy. She has a devil of a time at the supermarket. She's going blind from reading the fine print list of ingredients on everything. Items you'd think would have no soy have soy. For example, a product I recently started using and recommended to her, Better Than Bouillon Beef Base, has soy in it. WTF?
FWIW, I remember as a teenager mumble mumble decades ago passing fields in SE VA that once grew tobacco were then growing soy beans.
Big Soy will be the downfall of Western Civilization, turning its men into soy boys and cucks ripe for takeover by the Religion of Consanguinity. Being crazy due to genetics will trump being passive due to overuse of soy in food processing every day of the week.
I demand an investigation into the relationship between the NWO cabal and Big Soy!
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 12:11 AM (8lsuS)
I guess he wasn't a real bad guy but boy, he sure didn't want to make the guns I wanted to buy, overall.
Ironically, I bought some Rugers in just the past few years, the kind of guns he'd approve of: single action revolver and a 8 shot .45.
Ah well, RIP.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2018 12:11 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 12:06 AM (5aX2M)
She chatted with the dog catcher?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 12:12 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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What is this 'Modern car' of which you speak?
Posted by: Mike Hammer's 1995 S-10 at September 18, 2018 12:12 AM (9DHyN)
I'm waiting for them to go completely around the circle back to Puritanism. Spiritually, they're already there, but I'm holding out for Instapundit linking a Cosmo or Guardian article titled, "Why Having Sex Through a Hole in the Sheets is the Empowering for Women."
Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2018 12:12 AM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 12:10 AM (TM5Iv)
++++++
That is generally very simple software (which can be done quite reliably). Self-driving stuff is a wildly different story.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 12:12 AM (hYcqw)
Also... what's with the part about previously contacting her "local government representative?" That seems conveniently vague.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 12:06 AM (5aX2M)
She chatted with the dog catcher?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 12:12 AM (iwUO9)
While she was in the kennel?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (8iiMU)
on proper ejaculatory parameters. It takes 10,000 hours to get good at
something, they say.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)
5 years at 40 hours a week. But that's pretty intensive study. You might want to work on it part time.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:08 AM (PUmDY)
Was?
Don't tell me he's gone now, too...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 12:10 AM
"Electronic Stability Control" really concerns me, because it controls all of that!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (PUmDY)
_Stand By Me_ and _The Princess Bride_ were pretty good too.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (YTxkQ)
SESSIONS CLAS LETTER TO SC JUSTICES 1 and 2 RE: RECUSAL, UNRECUSAL, AND CLARITY RE: CONFLICTS BASED ON UNCLASSIFIED MATERIAL [TODAY].
HIGHEST COURT AUTHORITY APPROVAL
Q
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 18, 2018 12:14 AM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:14 AM (PUmDY)
The one that's in the other lane.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Self-driving semis, FTW!
Posted by: Tesla at September 18, 2018 12:15 AM (9DHyN)
Best thing the dumbass did was Spinal Tap
_Stand By Me_ and _The Princess Bride_ were pretty good too.
Posted by: Chuck C at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (YTxkQ)
I was actually talking out of my ass.
All I remember him involved in was All In the Family and Spinal Tap.
I know nothing about his behind the camera career.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2018 12:15 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (PUmDY)
A never-was, not a has-been.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 12:15 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:16 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 12:16 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 12:09 AM (IqV8l)
*glares, inchoate*
Posted by: Dr. (DOCTOR!!!) Jill Biden at September 18, 2018 12:16 AM (zCyNd)
HIGHEST COURT AUTHORITY APPROVAL
Q
Posted by: Peace be Still at S
what the hell
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 12:18 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miklos has truth at September 18, 2018 12:18 AM (zCyNd)
SESSIONS CLAS LETTER TO SC JUSTICES 1 and 2 RE: RECUSAL, UNRECUSAL,
AND CLARITY RE: CONFLICTS BASED ON UNCLASSIFIED MATERIAL [TODAY].
HIGHEST COURT AUTHORITY APPROVAL
Q
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 18, 2018 12:14 AM (LIhNq)
Is this qmap stuff?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 18, 2018 12:19 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
You'd never see a finished building.
"I need a wall here. Oh, wait! I made a wall 2 days ago! I can re-use that one."
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2018 12:19 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 12:15 AM (iwUO9)
Oh, he was, all right. Twenty years ago on the Slim Shady album, rapping about having his daughter help him dump his girlfriend's (i.e., the kid's mom) body off a dock.
Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2018 12:20 AM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 18, 2018 12:21 AM (hYcqw)
There's a reason why their tech support sucks. They don't value it. And they support your internet connection, not your home networking setup.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 18, 2018 12:21 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
I suggest you not look too closely at how the anti-lock brakes, accelerator, and power steering on a modern car actually work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 12:10 AM (TM5Iv)
That's what killed the new Chekov, the parking brake would release and he got run over getting the mail. What way to die.
I got a notification about how they already did the update by remote. I don't update my phone until I know it works. I let others be the first
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:22 AM (dKiJG)
CLARITY RE: CONFLICTS BASED ON UNCLASSIFIED MATERIAL [TODAY].
HIGHEST COURT AUTHORITY APPROVAL
Q
Posted by: Peace be Still at S
It's at Free Republic...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:22 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio
Bourbon.
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2018 12:22 AM (P1f+c)
Good thing duct tape should do it, because I don't chew gum and bobby pins? Where the hell would I get bobby pins?
Posted by: Miklos, the quick and cheap guy at September 18, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)
It's been a while since I was around this stuff, but I'd second Don Q's recommendation to check for modem updates on what you have.
Also saw this older tutorial on DOCSIS and IPv6:
https://volpefirm.com/ipv6/
Posted by: gdgm+ at September 18, 2018 12:23 AM (4/psE)
Qposts dot online is the best site to view them. Its worth a look imo.
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 18, 2018 12:25 AM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Adriane the Cultural Appropriate Critic ... at September 18, 2018 12:25 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 12:22 AM (IqV8l)
"Wish Cotton Mather was a monkey, wish Cotton Mather was a monkey..."
Posted by: Satanic Stymie at September 18, 2018 12:25 AM (zCyNd)
I nearly had a shit-fit when I learned that my '04 F-150 (which I still think of as the new truck, and it's 14 years old now -- the old truck is 26 years old, but it's '92 which is still just yesterday, so it's not really old) had no mechanical link the throttle plate.
It was software controlled. The gas pedal (foot feed as it's still called sometimes) just works sensor, and the computer takes that as input, a suggestion.
I've noticed some slight delays in response from time to time.
Now, in reading, I was assured there were many "sanity checks" in this control system. That there were many variables that had to be just right before it would say, "open the throttle". Failing any of those, it closes it.
I still don't trust it, but it's still a far cry from a self-driving vehicle, which I don't want any part of.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:26 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 12:26 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:26 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Miklos, the quick and cheap guy at September 18, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)
I just patched my ragtop with duct tape yesterday.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:27 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Miklos, the quick and cheap guy at September 18, 2018 12:23 AM (zCyNd)
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What you want is called gaff tape. True cotton cloth serious stuff. Duct tape is vinyl crap.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 12:27 AM (I16G8)
Also that Rod R requested a second meeting with POTUS that has been declined.
Ive been watching this Q thing from a far, but I be damned if its not all lining up just as it says.
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 18, 2018 12:28 AM (LIhNq)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 12:28 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:27 AM (qUahL)
Do you have to do that once a month?
*ducks and covers*
Posted by: Miklos is now expecting blast wave at September 18, 2018 12:29 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 17, 2018 11:55 PM (qUahL)
Can the woman be imaginary?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:30 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
All my tapes are gaffe tapes!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2018 12:30 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:27 AM (qUahL)
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See me at #603.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 12:30 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 12:27 AM
Gorilla Tape!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:31 AM (e9G8E)
*ducks and covers*
Posted by: Miklos is now expecting blast wave at September 18, 2018 12:29 AM (zCyNd)
All that crap is in the rear view mirror, thank God!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:31 AM (qUahL)
Thanks, and I had actually found that and read over it before.
First off, it turns out Charter has an "approved modem" list, and if it's not on that, they don't guarantee anything. This modem is too old.
It think it has to be DOCSIS 3.0 for the system to even consider IPv6 native for it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:32 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Miklos, and a mouthful is as good as a feast, or something at September 18, 2018 12:33 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:30 AM (hVHEm)
No. And she must be present, of course.
Also, it's called insemination, not onsemination.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:33 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:34 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
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I once used a coat-hanger as a tailpipe hanger for two years.
Posted by: Tesla at September 18, 2018 12:34 AM (9DHyN)
Please let Ruth Bader Ginsburg exit and her subsequent replacement happen during the Trump Presidency.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 18, 2018 12:35 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:30 AM (hVHEm)
No. And she must be present, of course.
Also, it's called insemination, not onsemination.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:33 AM (qUahL)
Can we treat it like horseshoes and hand grenades and call it close enough?
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 12:35 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:30 AM (hVHEm)
Not imaginary!! I told you, she lives in CANADA!
Posted by: Miklos, mildly defensive at September 18, 2018 12:35 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 12:35 AM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:33 AM
Atsemination is still a thing, innit?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:35 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:35 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:36 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2018 12:36 AM (c1nDO)
Now, which orifices count? Somehow I'm assuming the aural canal is not acceptable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:37 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:37 AM (PUmDY)
Can we treat it like horseshoes and hand grenades and call it close enough?
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 12:35 AM (cAnNx)
No, the rules are very clear.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:38 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 12:38 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:37 AM (8O3HH)
You mean the meatus?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 12:39 AM (y87Qq)
I ejaculate in your general direction!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 12:40 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:40 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: gdgm+ at September 18, 2018 12:40 AM (4/psE)
Posted by: Nightwatch..er at September 18, 2018 12:40 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2018 12:40 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:40 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:39 AM (8O3HH)
LMAO!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:41 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:41 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
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Did you see the video of her commenting on Kavanaugh? She is frail.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc6e3rdx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 12:42 AM (9DHyN)
Looks like this is going to be a pretty crazy week...or Qanon is full of it.
But I guess we'll find out either way soon...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 18, 2018 12:42 AM (+DkQm)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:37 AM (8O3HH)
Better than a cockroach crawling in there, but only a little.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:46 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:46 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2018 12:46 AM (c1nDO)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil
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Did you see the video of her commenting on Kavanaugh? She is frail.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc6e3rdx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 12:42 AM (9DHyN)
I've seen Halloween decorations that are more convincingly alive.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:47 AM (qUahL)
Graceland and Rhythm of the Saints are awesome albums.
I'd LOVE to get a copy of the later on LP. So rare.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:48 AM (BsPYV)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2018 12:46 AM (c1nDO)
Thank you, hon!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2018 12:48 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:49 AM (BsPYV)
Yes. The external auditory meatus.
Of course, we could consider the nasal meatus as well.
Interestingly, the vagina isn't a type of meatus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 18, 2018 12:50 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 18, 2018 12:50 AM (kXoT0)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 18, 2018 12:51 AM (c1nDO)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:51 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 12:52 AM (/BTP8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 12:53 AM (/BTP8)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 12:53 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:54 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: Sherry McEvil at September 18, 2018 12:50 AM (kXoT0)
She recently claimed she would resign in 5 years (2023 or so).
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:54 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:13 AM (dKiJG)
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I don't see the problem.
You just lock them in.
And you live in the main house.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 18, 2018 12:56 AM (0jtPF)
It's the ONT.
High commenters abound.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:54 AM (r/hsS)
This x420.
Posted by: Choom Boy Barry at September 18, 2018 12:56 AM (hVHEm)
https://tinyurl.com/y9xlfm7y
Who may have also been thrown in prison thanks to the ChiComs.
But Trump is the real monster.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 12:56 AM (/BTP8)
It's the ONT.
High commenters abound.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 12:54 AM
I like the ONT and wouldn't change a thing, but...
I often wonder how many lurkers are out there just lurking...
Some sort of counter on the page indicating the number would be interesting!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)
Does this mean when I'm in the home at 85 the hallways will be blaring Slayer?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 18, 2018 12:58 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
The grocery store had eggnog on the shelf tonight.
And the halloween candy and decorations - just on a different aisle.
Posted by: Adriane the Cultural Appropriate Critic ... at September 18, 2018 12:59 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:00 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
They iz SMURT ind WunT ReSPekT!!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2018 01:00 AM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 12:54 AM
A gal can dream, even the Odious RBG!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:00 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:00 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew
um ... no electricity after the little incident with Skynet ...
Posted by: Adriane the Cultural Appropriate Critic ... at September 18, 2018 01:01 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:01 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:01 AM (r/hsS)
That was one of the first albums I ever got on CD.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:04 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:04 AM (PUmDY)
Is that the one with 'I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me, you can call me Al' song?
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 18, 2018 01:04 AM (AoK0a)
The CD is nice because you can easily skip You Can Call Me Al.
Which was just played to fucking death.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:05 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:06 AM (r/hsS)
https://tinyurl.com/y9xlfm7y
Who may have also been thrown in prison thanks to the ChiComs.
But Trump is the real monster.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 18, 2018 12:56 AM
More like Fan BOINGBOING!
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:07 AM (e9G8E)
Which was just played to fucking death.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:05 AM (r/hsS)
The first thing I did was put that one on repeat for about two months. Then I listened to the other songs and wondered why I hadn't before, because they're amazing.
It's also one of those albums where the title track is one of the weaker selections on the entire album.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:08 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:08 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 18, 2018 01:09 AM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:40 AM (dKiJG)
I have a 2017 escape that has that crap (start/stop). It bothers me. I drive in "S" mode (which automatically turns off the start/stop shit). Otherwise, I have to manually turn it off every time I start the car.
I will say, though, the start/stop shit is supposed to start the car the second you take some pressure off the brake, so there shouldn't be a delay by the time your foot gets to the gas pedal.
My car also automatically locks all the doors as soon as the car moves faster than 1 or 2 miles an hour, which is also a royal pain in the ass.
And the thing is, all of these controls can actually be shut off ... but they don't give you access to those settings.
And the thing that really bothers me are the total bullshit mpg numbers they put on the car. Mine said 23 city/28 highway ... and I get less than 22 mpg in my area, which is halfway between suburban and country (45 mph roads and few lights). I couldn't imagine the crap mileage I would actually get in the city. And my 2005 escape used to get a good 18 mpg around here, with a bigger engine, a bigger, heavier car, and none of the super special gas-saving crap on it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 01:09 AM (RU6DO)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:10 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: garrett
I was a life guard the summer Anita Ward's You Can Ring My Bell came out. I got ya beat.
Posted by: Adriane the Teen Job Movie Scripts Critic ... at September 18, 2018 01:11 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)
Pixy has a limited number of fingers and toes. I, personally, do not claim to know the exact number.
Posted by: Miklos is being from Tech Support at September 18, 2018 01:11 AM (zCyNd)
When I worked as a Life Guard the day officially started when we played The Gambler over the PA and then opened the gates.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:12 AM (r/hsS)
Would have been here sooner but for those winds. Just flew in and, man, are my arms tired!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2018 01:12 AM (pNxlR)
or sign because the car is trying to save fuel. I HATE it we have a lot
of roundabouts and the damn car shuts off just when I start to press on
the gas nothing happens until it starts up I nearly had a couple of
accidents.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 18, 2018 12:40 AM (dKiJG)
My gf's Jeep. Annoying as hell, especially since the start-up is less than silky smooth. And then the engine lags a few 3 - 4 seconds when you need it to go.
Also, Jeep in its infinite engineering wisdom, outfitted her vehicle with xeon headlights in a near impossible location to access. Replacement bulbs (Sylvania German made) from AutoZone were in the $180 range. Car blogs talked about 3 Benjamins to the dealer to replace a friggin headlight bulb.
Super bf to the rescue. I found OEM-equivalent xeon bulbs on Amazon for $26 per twin-pak and put them in. If they are cheaply made Chinese junk, we'll just get more.
She's delighted. I'm figuring I'm in line for quite a few 'appreciation' gestures, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 01:12 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:04 AM (PUmDY)
I never cared for Edie Brickell, but I do really like her song "One Last Time".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 01:13 AM (RU6DO)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:13 AM (r/hsS)
It is low mileage.
I love the thing.
I have been thinking of replacing it.
You guys are talking me out of it.
Posted by: navybrat, laying low at September 18, 2018 01:14 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:15 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:15 AM (PUmDY)
Kenny Rogers ?
If we'd have played that in the neighborhood where this pool was, there would have been a riot ...
: -)
Posted by: Adriane the Teen Job Movie Scripts Critic ... at September 18, 2018 01:16 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 01:12 AM (QLvwG)
This illuminates toxic masculinity.
Just like all the blue haired chubby tatted and pierced lesbians who saved all those babies and old folks from the floods in North Carolina.
Posted by: Miklos is being from Sarcasm Support at September 18, 2018 01:17 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:10 AM (r/hsS)
I think that's why it was so amazing to hear it on CD. I just figured cassettes sounded good enough until dad gave me a Discman and his old Kenwood tuner and I listened to it through the Pioneer cans. Just unreal.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:17 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:17 AM (r/hsS)
I do have another dentist that is pretty good, but she is not as cutting edge, and don't know if she has a good endodontist.
Ugh. Gonna need to make calls and find time to do all this. Dread it. I am such a whiner. Hopefully the tooth can wait until next week. Fingers crossed.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:18 AM (ijopM)
It is low mileage.
I love the thing.
I have been thinking of replacing it.
You guys are talking me out of it.
Posted by: navybrat, laying low at September 18, 2018 01:14 AM (w7KSn)
Keep it! No Tire Pressure Monitors, no accident black box, no electronic crap everywhere ala lane assist and auto braking and parking assist and your engine emailing you to nag you about oil changes and filter changes and 87 jabillion fuses and power relays for all the electronic crap.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 01:18 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:19 AM (ijopM)
Some sort of counter on the page indicating the number would be interesting!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 12:58 AM (e9G8E)
According to Alexa, only 12% of visitors to AoSHQ visit acecomments.mu.nu. I'm sure only a fraction of those leave as much as a single comment.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:20 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:18 AM (ijopM)
If you don't have it done by Nevergiveup and get a co-guest blogger post out of the experience, well, I just don't know what to say.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:21 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:19 AM (ijopM)
Complaints are down the hall. Python out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: Miklos is beating Monty Python references to a fine shade of purple again at September 18, 2018 01:21 AM (zCyNd)
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If that ever happens, I'm going to go out to the driveway and shoot the damn thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:21 AM (9DHyN)
Mirror + Dremmel + Whiskey + Cauterizing Iron = Homebrew Root Canal
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:22 AM (9cNvq)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:18 AM
A hot iron, a Maxi-Pad, and some gaffers tape should hold you til then...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:22 AM (e9G8E)
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If that ever happens, I'm going to go out to the driveway and shoot the damn thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:21 AM (9DHyN)
That would just make it e-mail you again.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:23 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:23 AM (9DHyN)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:21 AM (y87Qq)
But you have to join the Navy. Bugger all indeed.
Posted by: Miklos, who couldn't resist at September 18, 2018 01:23 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:23 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: Surfperch
So, you're saying we are the 1%?
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2018 01:23 AM (P1f+c)
Make sure your shirt is tucked in when you get in the chair, thoug.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:24 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: Surfperch
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Probably would rat me out to the LEO's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:24 AM (9DHyN)
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If that ever happens, I'm going to go out to the driveway and shoot the damn thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:21 AM (9DHyN)
Earlier this year I was having a terrible time getting my stereo to do what my watch was telling it to because I had just gotten a new telephone.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:24 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:21 AM (9DHyN)
Her Jeep emails her about service reminders. And the navigation system is always yapping away about which way to go. It's horrible!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 01:25 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:25 AM (9DHyN)
What is awesome is that none of the things you just mentioned does their namesake task well. At least, that's my experience with 'Smart Technology'.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:26 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:26 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Surfperch
So, you're saying we are the 1%?
Posted by: mikeski at September 18, 2018 01:23 AM (P1f+c)
Probably closer to 0.5%.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:26 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:23 AM
You can always change her voice. That way, you'll have a whole new voice you can grow to hate in a matter of weeks.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 01:27 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 01:28 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:26 AM (r/hsS)
The watch isn't even right twice a day right now.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:28 AM (y87Qq)
https://youtu.be/EGJx_QwN4S8
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:28 AM (cAnNx)
Great text machine.
Mini-Kindle.
Awesome camera.
The whole talking to other people thing, though? not so much.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:28 AM (r/hsS)
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75% are probably all Bob, harvesting comments/ISP's, etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:28 AM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:25 AM
Don't forget the lash!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:28 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Adriane the Teen Job Movie Scripts Critic ... at September 18, 2018 01:11 AM (AoK0a)
Summer of '69, going to the 'beach' (on the Tennessee River) often that summer. The Archies 'Sugar Sugar' blaring almost non-stop on the speakers. Some childhood songs should not be remembered or played loud when in an old age home.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 01:28 AM (8lsuS)
Yeah, but I bet you can order Domino's on it!
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:25 AM (9DHyN)
True. Navy root canal:
Mirror + Dremmel + Rum + Cauterizing Iron = Spec. 315.3 Root Canal
Posted by: Miklos, whose dentist is Dr. Fang at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Orin Scrivello, D.D.S. at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (r/hsS)
Outlook not so good.
https://stoatnet.org/roadrash.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (y87Qq)
Only 12% of HQ visitors bother to look at the Horde's contributions? So they read the posts? You mean, the 180-degree opposite of regulars. OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Surfperch
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Probably would rat me out to the LEO's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:24 AM (9DHyN)
Imagine that, whenever you go as much as 1 mph above the speed limit your car calls the cops on you.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (hVHEm)
Article someone linked earlier today about RateMyProfessor comments on Kavanaugh Accuser is now completely
Editor's Note: We apologize for the error, but we've since learned there are two Christine Fords working in clinical psychology in California and we wrote this report about the wrong Christine Ford. We regret not going to greater lengths to ensure this was indeed the same Christine Ford. Please do not share this article with anyone (and if you have, delete it/withdraw it); we are only leaving the page up so you can see this important update.
Linked in nic anyway.
Good night, ladies and germinators
Posted by: mindful webworker and oops silly me at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (aowex)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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You don't understand. I don't have or use anything 'Alexa'. I'm irritated merely by its existence.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:30 AM (9DHyN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:30 AM (PUmDY)
They're claiming that buying power-ups in video games constitutes... gambling?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 01:31 AM (SN4NF)
Only 12% of HQ visitors bother to look at the Horde's contributions? So they read the posts? You mean, the 180-degree opposite of regulars. OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (QDnY+)
Pretty sure that it has been covered that it looks at every mu.nu site all as one. So 12% of the people going to mu.nu sites are visiting the comments. But that's not indicating how many are going to ace.mu.nu.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:32 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:32 AM (hVHEm)
Editor's Note: We apologize for the error, but we've since learned there are two Christine Fords working in clinical psychology in California
So, she's schizophrenic too?
Posted by: Miklos, third shift diagnostician at September 18, 2018 01:32 AM (zCyNd)
nobody reads the posts
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:32 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 01:33 AM (Y274z)
Aw, honey, honey ... now don't be that way ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 18, 2018 01:33 AM (AoK0a)
So, she's schizophrenic too?
Posted by: Miklos
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Multiple personalities
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:34 AM (9DHyN)
Heh. My wife insisted on one for her birthday. She uses it for only three purposes: turning on and off the lamp, changing the TV channel, or setting wake-up alarms. Mind you, she could do all three things without ever leaving the bed before, but now she doesn't lift a finger.
But she's happy with her gift, so I'm happy she's happy.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 01:34 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:34 AM (r/hsS)
https://stoatnet.org/roadrash.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM
Looks like the full brain bucket and knuckle gloves were a good investment!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:35 AM (e9G8E)
They're claiming that buying power-ups in video games constitutes... gambling?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 01:31 AM (SN4NF)
When they're in loot boxes yes. Because you don't know what you're buying. It's pretty much a slot machine. And if you've seen how they do loot boxes they employ a lot of slot machine mechanics in it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:35 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:30 AM (9DHyN)
No. YOU don't understand, citizen. The devices will be mandatory.
Posted by: Alexa Ocasio-Cortez at September 18, 2018 01:35 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
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I'm married. I get it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:36 AM (9DHyN)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:37 AM (r/hsS)
A really deep root canal???
Posted by: Orin Scrivello, D.D.S. at September 18, 2018 01:29 AM (AoK0a)
No idea. The tooth has been dying for years. It has finally cashed it in though. It is sensitive to Lukewarm water and hot coffee. Plus, it hurts. Unrelenting since yesterday. Nothing I can't handle, but I just dread the whole deal. Like I said, whiner.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:37 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:32 AM (cAnNx)
Less than 3% of visitors to mu.nu don't visit ace.mu.nu, acecomments.mu.nu or ace.new.mu.nu (the three sub-domains making up AoSHQ).
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:38 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:35 AM (e9G8E)
Yes, and they still work fine too. The watch doesn't though.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:38 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:39 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 01:33 AM
I wouldn't say the event never happened. But when you have that much booze and sausage trucked through you before you're done with college, some details (like who, where, and when) tend to blend or blur. Not remembering until 30 years later in a therapy session doesn't help.
She may very well have been sexually assaulted. Heck, probably more than once, if being wicked drunk at parties was her thing. But did it go down the way she says, with who she says? I doubt even she could honestly say for sure, regardless of what she claims she remembers.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 01:39 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:30 AM (9DHyN)
What about me? Do you like me? I'm sure you do. I'm not like that slut Alexa.
Posted by: Siri at September 18, 2018 01:39 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:38 AM (hVHEm)
There's also minx.cc, depending on how one clicks through to the comments.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:40 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
I bought my mother a couple of voice controlled devices, which she hates because she says they do not work. Well, Mom refuses to say "Alexa".
Is there some firmware fix that changes "Alexa" to "Dammit", because that would work.
Posted by: Miklos the Good Son at September 18, 2018 01:40 AM (zCyNd)
Whole Clove, up against the gum of the affected tooth.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:40 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: backbeat baby at September 18, 2018 01:41 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:41 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Siri at September 18, 2018 01:39 AM (ijopM)
If you ask Alexa, Cortana, or Siri, "do you like (other voice assistant)", they're very magnanimous and polite about each other. Someone's gotten to them, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:42 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Siri
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Shut up, Siri.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:42 AM (OuRYP)
Posted by: Siri at September 18, 2018 01:39 AM (ijopM)
If you ask Alexa, Cortana, or Siri, "do you like (other voice assistant)", they're very magnanimous and polite about each other. Someone's gotten to them, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:42 AM (y87Qq)
Siri won't help you find a location to bury a body anymore.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:42 AM (cAnNx)
know what you're buying. It's pretty much a slot machine. And if
you've seen how they do loot boxes they employ a lot of slot machine
mechanics in it.
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:35 AM
Lets make baseball card packs illegal. After all, you don't know what's inside, and some may be valuable. Same with Shopkins. Same with Pokemon cards. Same with 'insert your blind-bag collectible here'. This is considered gambling now? They better take down my local toy shop tomorrow (filthy heathens running a casino in my town)!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 01:43 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:38 AM (hVHEm)
There's also minx.cc, depending on how one clicks through to the comments.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:40 AM (y87Qq)
Does anyone comment through minx.cc?
I guarantee the number of people who do is minuscule, with negligible impacts on the statistics I gave.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:43 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:40 AM (r/hsS)
Good idea. Garlic Clove for preventing infection. Plus, Clove for pain. I think a dentist used clove oil on me once, forever ago.
Posted by: Siri at September 18, 2018 01:43 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: backbeat baby at September 18, 2018 01:41 AM (w7KSn)
Yep. There are a bunch of YouTube DIY videos.
Posted by: Miklos, dental autodidact at September 18, 2018 01:44 AM (zCyNd)
NOT A DOCTOR.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:44 AM (OuRYP)
I did. Then I took an arrow to the knee outside of Whiterun...
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:44 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:45 AM (ijopM)
nobody reads the posts
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:32 AM (r/hsS)
The average time spent here is 5:29, hardly enough time to read the posts.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:45 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:46 AM (r/hsS)
I guarantee the number of people who do is minuscule, with negligible impacts on the statistics I gave.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:43 AM (hVHEm)
No idea, honestly. I think it's some sort of quaternary fallback for when port 80 gets blocked, which is a thing that happens every few years. I just know that some search engines index it more reliably than acecomments.mu.nu for some reason.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:46 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:47 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: backbeat baby at September 18, 2018 01:41 AM (w7KSn)
Yep. There are a bunch of YouTube DIY videos.
Posted by: Miklos, dental autodidact at September 18, 2018 01:44 AM (zCyNd)
Most root canals eventually fail, and then I'll do an implant. But that could be years from now, and I like waiting bcz improvements in dentistry will continue.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:47 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:45 AM (hVHEm)
It's Russians. Every post and comment will resurface as Russian spambot text.
Of course, we expected that.....
Posted by: Miklos, smart like Vizzini cubed at September 18, 2018 01:48 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Dustin Hoffman at September 18, 2018 01:43 AM (ijopM)
FTFY
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:48 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:49 AM (r/hsS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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Because it has *nothing* to do with his qualifications. It has nothing to do with the well-being of the Republic.
It is about totalitarians feeling power slipping away through their fingers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:50 AM (OuRYP)
Of course, we expected that.....
Posted by: Miklos, smart like Vizzini cubed at September 18, 2018 01:48 AM (zCyNd)
Iz why am here.
Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at September 18, 2018 01:50 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Miklos, smart like oldest grandma in village at September 18, 2018 01:51 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:52 AM (PUmDY)
This is new info for me. Dustin has a clove fetish?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:52 AM (ijopM)
I guarantee the number of people who do is minuscule, with negligible impacts on the statistics I gave.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 01:43 AM (hVHEm)
It used to be that all the comment pages were on minx.cc. Then they switched over to acecomments.mu.nu a couple of years ago or something.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 01:52 AM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Miklos, but how would that work exactly? at September 18, 2018 01:52 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 01:47 AM
Because it's not about Kavanaugh. Never was. It's about Trump. The message couldn't be clearer: "If you accept a nomination from this man, not only will you not get it, but we will destroy every aspect of your life and throw you out of polite society altogether."
If you think about what's happening to Kavanaugh as a larger, more significant replay of what has happened to Sarah Sanders and Kirstjen Nielsen, it makes more sense.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 01:53 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:53 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at September 18, 2018 01:54 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Miklos, a kindler, gentler sort of ruthless commissar at September 18, 2018 01:55 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:53 AM (e9G8E)
Is that the one they released into the "wild" and within a few days it was spewing nothing but filthy smut?
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:55 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Siri at September 18, 2018 01:43 AM (ijopM)
Isn't that what Zev gave Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 01:55 AM (RU6DO)
Wow. I didn't know Japan had their own Goblin.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 01:56 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:52 AM (ijopM)
It's in Marathon Man, which you ought to watch if you haven't. Escaped Nazi Sir Laurence Olivier alternates using a Personal Information Assistant and clove oil to find out if Dustin Hoffman knows whether or not it's safe.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:56 AM (y87Qq)
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still
got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to
help you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 01:57 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:55 AM (cAnNx)
So judgemental. One man's filthy smut is another man's smutty filth.
Posted by: Miklos, could go either way at September 18, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:58 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: buzzion at September 18, 2018 01:55 AM (cAnNx)
Hours.
https://tinyurl.com/y8x6rcou
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:58 AM (y87Qq)
Anyway, here is what I found interesting...one girl said they heard these stories all the time from girls at the school. Wth? What was going on there that these girls were having these experiences regularly...it makes no sense to me. Yet, the accuser (I haven't learned her name) never told anyone back then.
It really is a he said/she said. It was also 35 years ago and I find the whole thing incredibly suspect.
That's all I want to say on the matter...just sharing info.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 01:58 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: Miklos, a kindler, gentler sort of ruthless commissar at September 18, 2018 01:55 AM (zCyNd)
Comrade Pulp.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 01:59 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 01:56 AM (y87Qq)
Omgawd. Is that the movie where he performs barbaric dental work on Dustin as a form of torture? I did see it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:00 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 02:00 AM (y87Qq)
No. The names and years of attendance are secret.
The organizer alumna wasn't even born at the time.
Posted by: MiklosCheck at September 18, 2018 02:01 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:00 AM (ijopM)
And then, in the end, Dustin Hoffman makes him eat the diamonds before he kills him.
Hot German chick in that movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 02:01 AM (RU6DO)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:00 AM (ijopM)
That's the one, yes.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 02:01 AM (y87Qq)
"I fucking hate feminists and they should all die and burn in hell."
The rate at which it learns is astonishing!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 02:03 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 01:53 AM (e9G8E)
Is that the one they released into the "wild" and within a few days it was spewing nothing but filthy smut?
That was "Tay" whose most infamous tweet was "Hitler did nothing wrong"... It also endorsed PDT and that was the last straw!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 02:03 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 02:03 AM (PUmDY)
I think I shall name my tooth Wilma. As in Wilma Flinstone. Then I can talk about it in code this week.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:07 AM (ijopM)
No. The names and years of attendance are secret.
The organizer alumna wasn't even born at the time.
Posted by: MiklosCheck at September 18, 2018 02:01 AM (zCyNd)
So people who didn't even know her are signing the thing? Yea, that's convincing.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:09 AM (ijopM)
Did one of my posts in this thread disappear? As far as I can tell, everything I posted is still here.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 02:09 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 02:10 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:07 AM (ijopM)
Name it "Brad".
"I loved that tooth ..."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 18, 2018 02:10 AM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 02:11 AM (SN4NF)
Well, now I know we aren't talking about BJs.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 01:37 AM (r/hsS)
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true dat
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 18, 2018 02:12 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 18, 2018 02:10 AM (PUmDY)
*thinks back to the "good old days"*
Posted by: Bubba at September 18, 2018 02:13 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Bubba at September 18, 2018 02:13 AM (hVHEm)
Yep.
Posted by: Old Guy who remembers Bubba's Mama at September 18, 2018 02:15 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:16 AM (ijopM)
The organizer alumna wasn't even born at the time.
Posted by: MiklosCheck at September 18, 2018 02:01 AM (zCyNd)
So what?!? Life begins in the womb after all!
Posted by: The Organizer Alumna, Moderately Unaware at September 18, 2018 02:18 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:16 AM (ijopM)
Just make sure the dentist's implements are powered by the right kind of small dinosaurs on properly maintained and immaculately clean treadmills.
Posted by: Miklos, a kind of Angie's List for prehistoric dentistry at September 18, 2018 02:19 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2018 02:20 AM (hVHEm)
Not that that's somehow remarkable in any way!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 02:21 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Miklos, a kind of Angie's List for prehistoric dentistry at September 18, 2018 02:19 AM (zCyNd)
It's a living!
Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 02:22 AM (y87Qq)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:24 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: Miklos, who seen it in movies at September 18, 2018 02:26 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 18, 2018 02:27 AM (e9G8E)
Or chew a raw coca leaf if you have a fresh one handy.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 02:31 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at September 18, 2018 02:33 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Summer of Love at September 18, 2018 02:35 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 02:36 AM (ijopM)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 02:31 AM (SN4NF)
*offers qat*
Posted by: Miklos, oddly lethargic at September 18, 2018 02:40 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miklos, oddly lethargic at September 18, 2018 02:40 AM
Thanks, I'll have some. I hear khat tea will put you on a nice trip.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 02:45 AM (SN4NF)
The grass is always greener problem. Sometimes you wanna be something really bad, and once you get there, you realize it sucks.
I'm curious what the numbers are for people who went the other way.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 18, 2018 02:48 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2018 02:49 AM (brIR5)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 18, 2018 02:48 AM
And then comes the realization that you can never ever just sew it all back on. You're not a woman but you're not truly a man, either.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 02:50 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 18, 2018 02:50 AM (SN4NF)
Yep. I agree with MisHum's comment - She's not a man in a woman's body; she's a woman with a mental disorder.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 18, 2018 02:57 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 18, 2018 04:00 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 18, 2018 04:00 AM (I9Sw7)
It ain't over until the Germans bomb Pearl Harbor, or Skip makes the coffee.
Posted by: Miklos, oddly awake at September 18, 2018 04:02 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:04 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:06 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Conan "Miklos" Doyle at September 18, 2018 04:08 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: GoogleFacebookAmazonWebServices at September 18, 2018 04:10 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:17 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:18 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: German Pearl Harbor Bombers, GmbH at September 18, 2018 04:22 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miklos Recovery Services, Inc. at September 18, 2018 04:26 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:29 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Miklos Recovery Services, Inc. at September 18, 2018 04:31 AM (zCyNd)
Sounds like the Carolinas are gonna be a lot of hard work, not a vacation.
Posted by: clutch at September 18, 2018 04:35 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: clutch at September 18, 2018 04:37 AM (kiSdp)
Coffee and Cream of Wheat is up.
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:38 AM (T4oHT)
Unless a Person of Color is lookin' at you from that box, it ain't real Cream of Wheat.
Posted by: Aunt "Milos" Jemima at September 18, 2018 04:40 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:48 AM (T4oHT)
850 My attempt at sausages and a cheese omelet yesterday went badly
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:48 AM (T4oHT)
That is my breakfast pretty much every day.
Posted by: clutch at September 18, 2018 04:50 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: clutch at September 18, 2018 04:52 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:52 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:48 AM (T4oHT)
The grease from the sausages will prevent the eggs from rising. Must brown sausage first.
Posted by: Formerly transgressive and stereotype challenging Miklos at September 18, 2018 04:53 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Brony bro at September 18, 2018 04:53 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Brony bro at September 18, 2018 04:53 AM (DMUuz)
This is not my moustache.
Posted by: London calling at September 18, 2018 04:56 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 04:57 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Irritating WebAd at September 18, 2018 04:58 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2018 05:01 AM (obpfe)
“There are those who say, ‘What if we get rid of him? Then we’ve got that Vice President and he’ll be worse.’ I say knock off the first one and then go after the second one,’” said Maxine Waters.
Why is she not being invited down to the local Secret Service office to spend the day?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 05:02 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Maxine Fitzgerald Kennedy at September 18, 2018 05:06 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 05:08 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2018 05:01 AM (obpfe)
Is early morning static electricity an issue for you?
Just askin'
Posted by: Miklos, with wool sweater and ballons at September 18, 2018 05:09 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 05:09 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 05:09 AM (T4oHT)
To be fair, Oswald spoke better Russian.
Posted by: Miklos, on the Grassy Knoll at September 18, 2018 05:11 AM (zCyNd)
I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still
got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to
help you.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 01:57 AM (QLvwG)
https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI
Posted by: Sam I Am at September 18, 2018 05:13 AM (VWE5i)
Senators Schumer and Feinstein have raised vague allegations that I am unable to refute.
They did offer to enlighten me, though.
Posted by: The Buddha at September 18, 2018 05:17 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2018 05:17 AM (obpfe)
Posted by: fluffy at September 18, 2018 05:17 AM (obpfe)
So not a souffle day either.
Posted by: Sous Chef Miklos at September 18, 2018 05:19 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 05:23 AM (T4oHT)
It looks like remnants of Flo stretch from Georgia to Maine right now.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 05:24 AM (LOgQ4)
Glad it's gone. Rained here for a solid week.
Hope it's no more than an inconvenience up there.
Posted by: Miklos, moist at September 18, 2018 05:25 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 18, 2018 05:24 AM (LOgQ4)
Gotta give those Progressive Insurance marketing guys credit.
Posted by: Miklos, giving credit at September 18, 2018 05:27 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Agitator at September 18, 2018 05:27 AM (gF4kY)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 05:27 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at September 18, 2018 05:29 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The DNC at September 18, 2018 05:30 AM (VWE5i)
Have a great day everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 05:31 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: The DNC
Classified information only counts if it comes from an "anonymous source"
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2018 05:31 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at September 18, 2018 05:32 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The DNC
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I caught a few minutes of ABS World News Now before the locals came on this morning, the headline was "Trump to release classified documents and communication from those who oppose him" WTF? Isn't the fact that they oppose him the story here?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 18, 2018 05:35 AM (x4978)
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2018 05:36 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 18, 2018 05:35 AM (x497
Another headline I saw is "Trump to release communications from his critics"
Uh, these "critics" are government employees.
Unintentional tell.
Posted by: Miklos, editorial QA associate at September 18, 2018 05:39 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Downcast at September 18, 2018 05:41 AM (VWE5i)
Posted by: MiklosAM at September 18, 2018 05:46 AM (zCyNd)
Damn skunk went thru the yard and woke me up about 1:30 CDST.
I could not get back to sleep. Going to be a long day.
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2018 05:56 AM (8ikIW)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:19 AM (hyuyC)
I need coffee first!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 18, 2018 06:21 AM (Ss+Em)
You know they will be shouting obstruction of justice by the end of the week.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 06:23 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:23 AM (Gjw1J)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 06:23 AM (JUOKG)
It's makes my head hurt trying to figure out how declassifying and releasing the documents is 'Obstruction of Justice'. Obstruction of Witch Hunt, definitely, but not Obstruction of Justice.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 06:26 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2018 06:28 AM (wldC6)
So get some coffee.
Has the move turned into just finding things in boxes yet?
I've been there. I moved the family 1,200 miles from Reston VA to Manhattan, Kansas in 2011. 75 groups toured the house before we sold. The packing, the immovable deadlines, ugh.
When people asked me if I moved to be near family, I said "No, they are all back there." With a thumbs sweeping over my shoulder move.
Hope you had a good experience and your dogs are adjusting. And that this is your dream house come true. Although it's the people in the house that make it home.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:30 AM (hyuyC)
Or at least the beginning of a glorious period in our nation's history.
Depends on the outcome of the release of the unreacted documents.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2018 06:30 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Picric at September 18, 2018 06:31 AM (nonGu)
Posted by: lizabth at September 18, 2018 06:32 AM (RFh5Y)
We, as the final feedback mechanism for the Republic, need to keep up the pressure.
I want my Federal Senators to impeach over-reaching judges. Make their own job relevant again.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:33 AM (hyuyC)
Vox day is saying Sessions is unrecusing, and has sent letters to two Supreme court Justices to recuse themselves.
If so, flaming pudding... wait...
Posted by: MarkY at September 18, 2018 06:37 AM (FPWMe)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 06:23 AM (JUOKG)
It's makes my head hurt trying to figure out how declassifying and
releasing the documents is 'Obstruction of Justice'. Obstruction of
Witch Hunt, definitely, but not Obstruction of Justice.
Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2018 06:26 AM
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Reading some comments over at huff po, they are already screaming for meuller to arrest Trump for Treason, obstruction of Justice and a host of other crimes because he is trying to derail meuller from the truth by releasing these documents.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 06:38 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:38 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Picric at September 18, 2018 06:39 AM (nonGu)
If so, flaming pudding... wait..."
Christmas in September?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 18, 2018 06:40 AM (wldC6)
I think our desire to be left alone to govern our own lives is colliding with their desire to rule us like thralls.
Yet we made it through the pbho years, with a lot of damage, sure, but with the core of America still in operation.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:41 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
I want senators impeached and arrested for criminality.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:42 AM (Gjw1J)
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2018 05:36 AM (zLDYs)
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Amen.
Things are falling into place, not falling apart.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 18, 2018 06:43 AM (LSB34)
Posted by: lizabth
Luckily, I'm retired. So that is on the schedule.
Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)
because he is trying to derail meuller from the truth by releasing these documents.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Because he is releasing the WHOLE truth. LOL
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:48 AM (Gjw1J)
"The Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I've just received word that the President has dissolved the body permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:48 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Vote Trump4Life
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:50 AM (Gjw1J)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 06:51 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 18, 2018 06:51 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: lizabth at September 18, 2018 06:51 AM (RFh5Y)
one of the girls working at the register was lovely, like a young Halle Berry.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 18, 2018 06:55 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 06:42 AM
Well, yeah, sure, as long as they're the Right senators.
Posted by: DNC/MFM Political Complex at September 18, 2018 06:56 AM (DMUuz)
Those honors, which include an escort and horse-drawn caisson, are currently reserved only for officers and servicemembers killed in action.
https://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=81855
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Huh...
Did not know that enlisted MOH recipients did not get that honor.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 18, 2018 06:56 AM (LSB34)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
When you moved, you forgot to take these two scurrilous dogs with you.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2018 06:56 AM (rQe9y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2018 06:58 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: MAGA at September 18, 2018 07:02 AM (/8RAd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 07:03 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:04 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 07:04 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 07:05 AM (UdKB7)
I've given my secretary, the 83-year-oldbi Mrs. Wiffleman, a
big box of pencils with big erasers and told her to get to them right away, after she finishes re-alphabetizing the dictionary.
Posted by: Rose Rodentstein at September 18, 2018 07:07 AM (oVJmc)
It's gonna be great!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:08 AM (JUOKG)
Now that is enlightening.
What it reveals is that Mueller really isn't there to seek justice, but Mueller's role is to be the greater authority. If you can't have the Presidency, then you can still keep the Executive by having an authority greater than the Presidency - aka Mueller.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 18, 2018 07:08 AM (boNFp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 07:10 AM (AllCR)
It seems the russians are embarrased, but hurt, and mad that their own syrian allies shot down one of their planes killing 15 ruskies. Of course they are blaming Israel.
Tough nuggies
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 07:10 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 18, 2018 07:11 AM (/XxMB)
Posted by: Rose Rodentstein at September 18, 2018 07:11 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 18, 2018 07:11 AM (/XxMB)
You sound like you got laid last night? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 07:12 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: freaked
Since men are 100% responsible for unwanted pregnancies, guess where we're sticking it from now on?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 07:12 AM (Gjw1J)
While I am in full support of releasing the declassified FISA stuff, it sort of sends the message that we are now reaching out more and more to what will ultimately be the nuclear button.
I was under the impression that there were two things:
1) That Trump would release tweets or something to get the enemedia off of one thing and on to the new hair-on-fire event.
2) That FISA declassification is the "Break Glass in Case of Emergency"
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 18, 2018 07:12 AM (boNFp)
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2018 07:12 AM (DH5wZ)
On F&F just now, he mentions how Congress wanted Justice to prosecute somebody and Jeff Sessions said, "No, he's too close to Hillary Clinton."
Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2018 07:12 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 07:12 AM (Gjw1J)
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Poor ficuses...
*shakes head*
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 18, 2018 07:14 AM (LSB34)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 18, 2018 07:15 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 18, 2018 07:15 AM (xQfPr)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2018 07:17 AM (NDcnw)
-Fenelon
You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
Posted by: Miklos, not using exclamtion points cause early at September 18, 2018 07:19 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2018 01:30 AM (9DHyN)
Me too!
I find the existence of such pervasive technology creepy and I am pretty sure it will be a precurser of Skynet.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 18, 2018 09:32 AM (FTXAT)
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