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Posted by: Planned Parenthood execs at September 21, 2018 09:30 AM (KUaJL) 2
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Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:30 AM (uLuPn) 3
Oops. Off sock
Posted by: off sock at September 21, 2018 09:30 AM (KUaJL) 4
Cute Baby.
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:30 AM (uLuPn) 5
It's early, ok?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 09:30 AM (KUaJL) 6
Top 10 again!
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 21, 2018 09:31 AM (yvMV9) 7
That dog is the spawn of Satan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:31 AM (3T+T0) 8
Is that one of those domesticated foxes? Not the girl, the fox? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:31 AM (/9p9e) 9
That is a sweet little face. I miss my granddaughter. She's 5.
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:31 AM (uLuPn) 10
Looks more like Girl Wearing Dog. Cute, but I don't like the off-the-shoulder look on such a young girl.
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:31 AM (C1PQi) 11
ok its kinda cute!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 09:31 AM (wU/T1) 12
I think that's a fox.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4) 13
The kid looks like the little boy from "Close Encounters." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (/9p9e) 14
Is that a dog pelt shirt?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (dNzKv) 15
Ironic First!
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (J+mig) 16
Precious tike! Off I go now to clean Chez Black. I'll have to check back in t-minus 28 minutes to see if my hair goes aflame or not.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (mQ0Mc) 17
Cute
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (NYS7S) 18
She grows up to be a Sniper.
Posted by: USMC 8541 at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (NmR1a) 19
I like her headband. I wonder if they sell that on Amazon.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4) 20
Hone?....as in "hone my cone?"
Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (0+nbW) 21
The kid looks like the little boy from "Close Encounters."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (/9p9e) He sure does! Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (uLuPn) 22
The title says it all. It's a girl. With a dog.
Not really much here. It could maybe have been the lid of a cookie tin back in the aughts of the last century. Or an ad for soap. Soap was kind of new then and they had trouble marketing it. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:33 AM (fuK7c) 23
It's a puppet. She's using it to pick up drunk chicks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 09:33 AM (n9hQQ) 24
Ow, my teeth! Too much sweetness.
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2018 09:33 AM (OyyDO) 25
Girl With Dog Head
Posted by: bananadream at September 21, 2018 09:33 AM (YR7aL) 26
kind of strawberry blond my daughters hair was like that
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 09:33 AM (wU/T1) 27
That's from the uncanny valley school, I think. All the eyes and faces are subtly wrong but I can't say exactly what it is.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (IqOTP) 28
WeaselDog gets that look sometimes. Right before she attacks.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (TnE/T) 29
19 I like her headband. I wonder if they sell that on Amazon.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:32 AM (lwiT4) Women's hair accessories is set to be the new fashion trend for Fall. Saw a bunch of fancy headbands when I was in Savannah last week. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (uLuPn) 30
That dog has the power of speech. Look in his eyes says, "When you aren't around, I rap about my troubles."
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (nkCeM) 31
Where's the insulin....
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (QWbr+) Posted by: Roland THTG at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (xBSm0) 35
Or an ad for soap. Soap was kind of new then and they had trouble marketing it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:33 AM (fuK7c) You're right. It looks like a vintage soap ad. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:35 AM (lwiT4) 36
Soap. Feh. I just mix some bear grease with the ashes from a human sacrifice.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:36 AM (NWiLs) 37
Awhhhh. Cute
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 09:36 AM (1UZdv) 38
Ah, Friday, finally. I don't think anyone here is going to get anything productive done today.
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:36 AM (uLuPn) 39
You're right. It looks like a vintage soap ad.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:35 AM (lwiT4) For Ivory, of course. Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2018 09:36 AM (OyyDO) 40
I love vintage ads. Anything from the 1880's to the 1960's.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (lwiT4) Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (OMGh7) 42
That's a cute doggeh.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (kqsXK) 43
Insomniac, does the bear grease keep them from squeaking?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (4mIHO) 44
That was in the pre-SJW days.
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (Rr52g) 45
Willowed:
A few GOP optimists, inside and outside the White House, are spreading the claim that a Kavanaugh loss could have a midterm upside. The argument: Candidates would light up the base by highlighting Democrats' ambush tactics. President Trump would name a new nominee, and voters would rush to the polls to guarantee a GOP Senate and an ultimate confirmation. ... are they nuts? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 09:33 AM (2I4LM) --- I'm not sure I wouldn't just vote locally and wait for 2020 to roll around to re-elect Trump. We're still working on that list of accomplishments, (R)s. So far we've got tax cuts that will expire and the Russia investigation into the leader of your party. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (n9hQQ) Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (OMGh7) 47
36 Soap. Feh. I just mix some bear grease with the ashes from a human sacrifice.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:36 AM (NWiLs) Your man card must be gold-plated. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (uLuPn) 48
43 Insomniac, does the bear grease keep them from squeaking?
Posted by: Tonypete at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (4mIHO) What, the sacrifices? Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (OMGh7) 50
I'm at the farm. It's overcast and rainy so instead of mowing I may have to resort to my backup plan of watching trees grow all day.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (TnE/T) 51
Soap. Feh. I just mix some bear grease with the ashes from a human sacrifice.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:36 AM (NWiLs) Well sure but if you want to wash up after, you can use soap for that. Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (IqOTP) 52
50 I'm at the farm. It's overcast and rainy so instead of mowing I may have to resort to my backup plan of watching trees grow all day.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (TnE/T) Beats watching baseball. Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs) 53
Ow, my teeth!
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2018 09:33 AM (OyyDO) Ya think? This is what The Horde gets when they bitch about real art on a Friday. "Waaaah...I want something pretty and happy!" Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (wYseH) 54
Jennifer Rubin: "Kavanaugh accuser has options."
She sure does. Take it. Or leave it. Gotta love the way the WaPo describes Rubin as "writing from a center-right perspective". I guess a Trotskyite might be considered "center-right" if you're Stalin. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (TM5Iv) 55
Girl with dog head growing out of her chest.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (7ZVPa) Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (kqsXK) 57
She won't commit to a day. Surprise!
Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (OMGh7) --- Good thing there are established rules and protocols in place. Oh, wait. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (n9hQQ) 58
55 Girl with dog head growing out of her chest.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (7ZVPa) Quade! Start the reactor! Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs) 59
I may have to resort to my backup plan of watching trees grow all day.
To do a job right you need the right tools. What kind of bourbon do you have? Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (fuK7c) 60
44 That was in the pre-SJW days.
Posted by: Roy at September 21, 2018 09:37 AM (Rr52g) So about 1900 or before! Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (wU/T1) 61
Early rendition of National Lampoon's magazine cover: Don't move or the dog gets it!
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (gmo/4) 62
I guess that's the rest of the dog off to the right side in the shadow of the girl. I bet there's an assistant off to the left holding a pole with a string connected to a glistening porkchop, swinging just out of reach.
Posted by: bananadream at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (YR7aL) 63
What a sweet portrait.
Posted by: Tuna at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (wRHNT) 64
my backup plan of watching trees grow all day.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (TnE/T) Supposedly they grow faster when the observer is pretending to sleep. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (wYseH) 65
Clearly the nut does not want to testify,the Democrats do not want her to testify.They want the vote to go ahead and than they can claim these charges hang over his head forever.She will of course appear on friendly media constantly.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (mCMQ5) 66
20 min
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (MAstk) 67
Beats watching baseball.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs) I'm right here you know. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (lwiT4) 68
What? The painter couldn't hold up a dog biscuit so Fido could look at the easel? Or maybe he was going for the human-animal dichotomy? I may not know art, but I know what I like!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (9BLnV) 69
She's cute. That dog looks like it wants to rip someone's throat out.
Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (F4u7C) 70
Doggeh wants to be elsewhere. Probably chasing squirrels. Little girl wants to be where doggeh is, probably digging in the dirt to make mudpies.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 09:41 AM (hLRSq) 71
Get this.
Strassel has a piece in the WSJ from yesterday that says this But with Democrats and their media allies stopping at nothing to derail this nomination, even confident Republicans have been forced to consider the prospect of a defeat. A few GOP optimists, inside and outside the White House, are spreading the claim that a Kavanaugh loss could have a midterm upside. The argument: Candidates would light up the base by highlighting Democrats' ambush tactics. President Trump would name a new nominee, and voters would rush to the polls to guarantee a GOP Senate and an ultimate confirmation. ... are they nuts? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 09:41 AM (2I4LM) 72
To do a job right you need the right tools. What kind of bourbon do you have? Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (fuK7c) -------- Seems like a Blanton's day. Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:41 AM (TnE/T) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 09:41 AM (MAstk) 74
You know what? I like this one.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 09:41 AM (AM1GF) 75
Vintage ad for Pears' Soap:
https://tinyurl.com/y9gz5dqk Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (kqsXK) That's adorable. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:42 AM (lwiT4) 76
@realDonaldTrump 10 minutes ago
The radical left lawyers want the FBI to get involved NOW. Why didn't someone call the FBI 36 years ago? I really wish he would stop saying this. The FBI wouldn't have been the agency to call to an ALLEGED HS groping. Or maybe he's doing it so the left says, "You're an idiot...you don't call the FBI for something like that." thus negating their current call for the FBI to investigate. Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 09:42 AM (cF8AT) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 09:42 AM (n9hQQ) 78
Sweet.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 09:42 AM (yQpMk) 79
Jen Rubin wasn't a Conservative ever. Even before Trump, Rubin was always a libertarianish Democrat. Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 09:42 AM (OMGh7) 80
Wait, I have a new theory! Early 80s, right? Saddam Hussein. Think about it!
Posted by: Ed Whelan, DC Insider Who Knows All the Angles at September 21, 2018 09:42 AM (XcgmW) 81
Women's hair accessories is set to be the new fashion trend for Fall. Saw a bunch of fancy headbands when I was in Savannah last week.
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:34 AM (uLuPn) HOW DARE YOU GENDER ASSIGN!!!!! Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (F4u7C) 82
50 I'm at the farm. It's overcast and rainy so instead of mowing I may have to resort to my backup plan of watching trees grow all day.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (TnE/T) ------------- With or without adult beverages? Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (qC1Sy) 83
So Dershowitz is upset about what the Dems are doing to Kav. Whatever. He is and remains a Dem, a Hillary supporter no less. Has he noticed what she has to say about it? Has he ripped into the evil witch for feeding this frenzy?
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (MxEKc) 84
"Waaaah...I want something pretty and happy!" Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (wYseH) Works for me! Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (uLuPn) Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (XnO48) 86
This is what The Horde gets when they bitch about real art on a Friday.
"Waaaah...I want something pretty and happy!" Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo This is me sucking up to Mr. Dildo. But it's a sincere sucking up. I was going to piss and moan and note that just yesterday we had one of the most talked about painting evah that had so much in it to talk about and how fun it was that we all talked about and there's really nothing in this little treacle to talk about. And then I remembered how thankless the task of art thread curation is and I decided to snark about soap ads instead, because the Dildo brings us art threads every day. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c) 87
You've got 17 minutes to get your lighter fluid and your matches and to comb your hair. GO
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (lwiT4) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 09:44 AM (yQpMk) 89
Clearly the nut does not want to testify,the Democrats do not want her to testify.They want the vote to go ahead and than they can claim these charges hang over his head forever.She will of course appear on friendly media constantly.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (mCMQ5) "Boy, these charges over my head are sure making it difficult for me to say fuck you concerning the risible case you've brought before us. Maybe I just need to go and grope Christy again? She likes being called Christy while I diddle her titties." Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 09:44 AM (9BLnV) 90
are they nuts?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 09:41 AM (2I4LM) Come on, here's somebody reporting the spitballing rumor making speculations of a bunch of people who are unnamed: "Could this happen?" "I guess so." "How about this?" *shrug* "Maybe." "What about this scenario?" "Eh, who knows." Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 09:44 AM (hLRSq) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (wYseH) 92
50 I'm at the farm.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:38 AM (TnE/T) ------------- With or without adult beverages? Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (qC1Sy) Drinking it up here, boss! -- Dragline Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (gmo/4) 93
"Waaaah...I want something pretty and happy!" Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (wYseH) I have to ask, How did you get your nick? Why would Charlie Brown have a dildo? Isn't he a guy? Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (uLuPn) 94
> What kind of bourbon do you have?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (fuK7c) -------- > Seems like a Blanton's day. I think this day is going to call for Tennessee whiskey, not bourbon. Jack Black and Lynyrd Skynyrd if Grassley doesn't cuck. Jack Black and Megadeth if he does. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (TM5Iv) 95
So let me get this straight:
Ford won't commit to a date to testify, and DiFi says needs at least a week notice before any meeting can be scheduled. Has the US government ever been held hostage for anything less substantial? Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (KUaJL) 96
67 Beats watching baseball.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs) I'm right here you know. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (lwiT4) ============= See the score of the A's game last night? 21-3. Apparently the first time a 21-3 score has ever been recorded in the Colosseum, even with the Raiders playing there for decades. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (3T+T0) 97
The Athenaeum, where CBD got today's selection, is a nice online art gallery. Go to the random artwork page and keep hitting refresh. It's a really nice, diverse collection.
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (OyyDO) 98
USA Today is claiming they have polling results showing "unprecedented" opposition to Kavanaugh, but here's the thing- the undecideds are huge.
So this is the deal- most Americans either support him or don't care. That doesn't sound "unprecedented" to me. Posted by: Dogstar at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (OEOJS) 99
Remember Dems leaked the Ford letter to media. It came directly from DiFi. Its a hit job!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (wU/T1) 100
67 Beats watching baseball.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (NWiLs) I'm right here you know. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:40 AM (lwiT4) Oh THERE you are! I didn't see you sitting over there! Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (NWiLs) 101
And then I remembered how thankless the task of art thread curation is and I decided to snark about soap ads instead, because the Dildo brings us art threads every day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c) ------------ He does. And sometimes he's nice about it, and sometimes he messes with us. There are days when I picture him hitting "post" and leaning back, arms crossed, with an evil grin on his face just waiting to see our reaction. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (C1PQi) 102
73 RAS
Trump approval 49-50 Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 09:41 AM (MAstk) ============= I'm sure it means that Republicans are toast. It's 2010 all over again! *lights hair on fire* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (3T+T0) 103
To do a job right you need the right tools.
What kind of bourbon do you have? Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:39 AM (fuK7c) AM BEER is the best beer. I love paid travel days ... its a license to friggin steal. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (V+bdf) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (2I4LM) 105
I have to ask, How did you get your nick? Why would Charlie Brown have a dildo? Isn't he a guy?
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (uLuPn) "Peppermint Patty's Nutsack" didn't have quite the same elan. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (kqsXK) 106
Stop calling me! I told you, I can't decide! And you can't make me! Now leave me alone! [Throws cell phone across room; resumes massaging his prostate.]
Posted by: Jeff Flake, Fake GOP, Soon To Have LOTS of Time on His Hands at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (XcgmW) 107
Trump's tweets are playing to Ford's accusation being so obviously suspect. FFS, a memory recovered in therapy without when and where. No contemporaneous corroboration. Other alleged witnesses deny it ever happened.
Then add her insistence that the Senate must run its hearing like a Kafka Kollege Kangaroo Court. Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (1UZdv) 108
CBD - isn't it enough that you get to piss half the people off half of the time, and the next day you get to piss off the other half? What more could you want in regards to job satisfaction?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (lwiT4) 109
He does. And sometimes he's nice about it, and sometimes he messes with us. There are days when I picture him hitting "post" and leaning back, arms crossed, with an evil grin on his face just waiting to see our reaction.
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (C1PQi) --- I keep waiting for there to be some pleasant image of a girl holding her dog that, when clicked on, links to a man on an ottoman. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (n9hQQ) Posted by: Magic Eight Ball at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (HiLJ1) 111
Surprise me, GOP. Show me that there is something, anything, you won't do for your Democrat friendsh.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (teLVK) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (yQpMk) 113
Christine Ford and her emotional support dog.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (dNzKv) 114
If you are going to get yourself worked up over every rumor or speculation coming out of Washington, including the unnamed sources ones, you will die of stress very soon.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (hLRSq) 115
Oh please.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (mCMQ5) 116
The dog just heard the mailman at the door. Or saw a squirrel run past. Two of dogdom's deadliest enemies.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (d6Ksn) 117
I'm sure it means that Republicans are toast.
It's 2010 all over again! *lights hair on fire* Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (3T+T0) Real men light their hairshirts on fire. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (hLRSq) 118
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (1UZdv)
He's creating doubt with the public. This was HORRIBLE, surely you filed a police report? Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (MAstk) Posted by: Dan Patterson at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (ln5wD) 120
"Peppermint Patty's Nutsack" didn't have quite the same elan. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (kqsXK) I thought that Peppermint Patty was a Dyke. She always gave off that vibe. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (uLuPn) 121
With or without adult beverages? Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (qC1Sy) ----- Does coffee count? The PLAN was to do some mowing to clear the road to the top of the hill. It's a high bluff that had to have some sort of military significance during the civil war, as it commands a view of the James River and surrounding area for miles. I have a little metal detector I bought when I lost my wedding band in the yard a couple of years ago (found it!) and wanted to do some prospecting. Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (TnE/T) 122
I keep waiting for there to be some pleasant image of a girl holding her dog that, when clicked on, links to a man on an ottoman.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (n9hQQ) --------- For the love of Pete, don't give him any more ideas. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (C1PQi) 123
I have to ask, How did you get your nick?
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (uLuPn) From Ace.... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (wYseH) 124
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Jen Rubin wasn't a Conservative ever. Even before Trump, Rubin was always a libertarianish Democrat. Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 09:42 AM (OMGh7) =========== The kind of libertarian who thinks that people should be able to cross borders with no hindrance. Who also doesn't understand that people who stay in a place influence policy of that place. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (3T+T0) 125
Yes, a little too sweet. Pretty funny for me since I spend so much time with toddler grandkids and dogs and cat. Cat scares kids, but dogs are slaves to the kids. Darned if they aren't playing 'pretend' tea parties -- here is a microscopic bit of treat for you, and one for me -- and the dogs sit at attention listening to the babble and oh so carefully accepting whatever treats the kids 'share'.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (MIKMs) 126
Built for the road ahead.
Posted by: Ford at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (YR7aL) 127
If that was my daughter I would hang in my house. Otherwise I would not want to be accused of being a pedo in this day and age.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (ZLlh9) 128
A propos de Baseball, I should casually note that with their 104th win of the season -- against the hapless Yankees of New York -- the Red Sox have clinched the AL East.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (fuK7c) 129
10 min.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (MAstk) 130
Does coffee count?
The PLAN was to do some mowing to clear the road to the top of the hill. It's a high bluff that had to have some sort of military significance during the civil war, as it commands a view of the James River and surrounding area for miles. I have a little metal detector I bought when I lost my wedding band in the yard a couple of years ago (found it!) and wanted to do some prospecting. Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (TnE/T) --------------- *Ponders* Sips coffee. Survey says: Yes! Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (qC1Sy) 131
109 He does. And sometimes he's nice about it, and sometimes he messes with us. There are days when I picture him hitting "post" and leaning back, arms crossed, with an evil grin on his face just waiting to see our reaction.
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:46 AM (C1PQi) Does that happen on the days after the Yankees win or after they lose? Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (d6Ksn) 132
A propos de Baseball, I should casually note that with their 104th win of the season -- against the hapless Yankees of New York -- the Red Sox have clinched the AL East.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (fuK7c) --------- +1000 Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (C1PQi) 133
I have to ask, How did you get your nick? Why would Charlie Brown have a dildo? Isn't he a guy?
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (uLuPn) Everybody knows cartoon characters with pants on don't have penises. He needs the dildo to satisfy his rabid fans. Female and male. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (9BLnV) 134
I thought that Peppermint Patty was a Dyke.
She always gave off that vibe. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (uLuPn) But I don't WANT to scissor, sir.... Posted by: Marcy at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (F4u7C) 135
> links to a man on an ottoman.
Like Mehmed the Conqueror, you mean? I'm pretty sure he was straight. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (TM5Iv) 136
I'm announcing today that I've decided to live my life as a ghey woman.
Posted by: Naked Ottoman "Guy" at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (HiLJ1) 137
Have you driven a Ford lately?
Posted by: Ford at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (YR7aL) 138
Interesting there are no leaks.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (MAstk) Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (uLuPn) 140
What's the point of putting the dog in the painting?
I mean, the girl is a wonderful subject. Why plop a dog right in front of her? This is almost like one of those "Crazy Family Photos" you see in click bait, where the guy in a mullet and polyester suit has his boa constrictor or parrot with him. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2018 09:51 AM (vbJig) 141
128 A propos de Baseball, I should casually note that with their 104th win of the season -- against the hapless Yankees of New York -- the Red Sox have clinched the AL East.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (fuK7c) =========== I look forward to the A's hosting the Yankees for the Wild Card game and beating them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:51 AM (3T+T0) 142
Do tell...
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (uLuPn) --------- I think I'm too young and innocent to hear the details. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (C1PQi) Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4) 144
8 minutes
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (uLuPn) 145
This is almost like one of those "Crazy Family Photos" you see in click bait, where the guy in a mullet and polyester suit has his boa constrictor or parrot with him.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2018 09:51 AM (vbJig) And they're all nekkid. *shudders* Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (NWiLs) 146
141
128 A propos de Baseball, I should casually note that with their 104th win of the season -- against the hapless Yankees of New York -- the Red Sox have clinched the AL East. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (fuK7c) =========== I look forward to the A's hosting the Yankees for the Wild Card game and beating them. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:51 AM (3T+T0) So do the Red Sox fans. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (jxbfJ) 147
I don't know guys, maybe we should withdraw Kavanaugh and nominate Garland. I'm sure that will make the Dems happy and they will go easy on any future nominees.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (dNzKv) 148
Built for the road ahead.
Posted by: Ford at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (YR7aL) ------ Another signpost gone All along on the road behind Posted by: Gwar at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (teLVK) 149
It's a high bluff that had to have some sort of military significance during the civil war, as it commands a view of the James River and surrounding area for miles.
The high ground! Posted by: General John Buford at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (kqsXK) 150
In ten minutes Grassley either (1) announces the hearing is cancelled and schedules a vote or (2) guarantees the Dems take back both houses of Congress in November and we have two years of absolute leftwing insanity on the Hill.
Posted by: Deep Frozen State at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (XcgmW) 151
142 Do tell...
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (uLuPn) --------- I think I'm too young and innocent to hear the details. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (C1PQi) A proper young lady of 29 should not be sullied by such things. Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs) 152
Nothing yet. My bet: They will stand by their demands yesterday and dare Grassley to cave. After that, it's in Grassley's court. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (/9p9e) 153
"A propos de Baseball, I should casually note that with their 104th win of the season -- against the hapless Yankees of New York -- the Red Sox have clinched the AL East. "
Have I mentioned that Baltimore has 108 losses so far this year? We have our position sewn up as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (wldC6) 154
Withdraw Kav, nominate Thomas for a second vote on the court.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (wGbBR) 155
have to ask, How did you get your nick? Why would Charlie Brown have a dildo? Isn't he a guy?
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:45 AM (uLuPn) It's short for Dildopolis . A fantasy location where all your dreams come true. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (ZLlh9) 156
139 From Ace....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:48 AM (wYseH) Do tell... Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (uLuPn) ---- You can't HANDLE the story! I've heard it and am frankly scarred for life. Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (TnE/T) 157
6-minutes
My guess is they're going to go with the "Dog Ate My Homework" excuse and Grassley will tell them, "Aw, that's a pity. F!" Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (NYS7S) 158
I look forward to the A's hosting the Yankees for the Wild Card game and beating them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:51 AM (3T+T0) Moneyball. So awesome they made a movie about it......with ONE PLAYOFF WIN. So fucking stupid......Screw the A's. Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (F4u7C) 159
I look forward to the A's hosting the Yankees for the Wild Card game and beating them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:51 AM (3T+T0) ---------------- I look forward to pointing and laughing at the Yankees untimely exit from the playoffs. *Note:I would talk smack about the Cubbies, but, grammie is right over there and I wish to survive the day. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (qC1Sy) 160
8 minutes
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (uLuPn) hehe My Fox News Channel is still gone. No other channel. Just Fox, lol. So I have to watch the channel live online. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (2I4LM) 161
I think I'm too young and innocent to hear the details.
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (C1PQi) I'm over 29. Let it rip! Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (uLuPn) 162
the Red Sox have clinched the AL East.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (fuK7c) The Red Sox are below .500 against the probable playoff teams. That does not bode well for them. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (wYseH) 163
A propos de Baseball, I should casually note that with their 104th win
of the season -- against the hapless Yankees of New York -- the Red Sox have clinched the AL East. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:49 AM (fuK7c) They're a good team. We're still trying to swat the Brewers. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (lwiT4) 164
"What's the point of putting the dog in the painting?
I mean, the girl is a wonderful subject. Why plop a dog right in front of her?" Because that's her doggeh and if her doggeh is not with her she will not cooperate. Trust me, the kid has lungs and is tenacious. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (hLRSq) 165
are they nuts?
--- Signs point to "fuckin' A right." Posted by: Magic Eight Ball at September 21, 2018 09:47 AM (HiLJ1) It's "fuckin', eh" in Canada, you hoser. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (9BLnV) 166
143
8 minutes. Everybody get your 10am song lined up: https://tinyurl.com/p8733cc Hee Haw Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4) Carly Simon's Anticipation https://tinyurl.com/ybkk9e4t Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (jxbfJ) 167
Quality is Job one
Posted by: Ford at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (YR7aL) 168
This is me sucking up to Mr. Dildo. But it's a sincere sucking up.
I was going to piss and moan and note that just yesterday we had one of the most talked about painting evah that had so much in it to talk about and how fun it was that we all talked about and there's really nothing in this little treacle to talk about. And then I remembered how thankless the task of art thread curation is and I decided to snark about soap ads instead, because the Dildo brings us art threads every day. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:43 AM (fuK7c) Seconded. I look forward to the art thread everyday. The Academies taught that a world as ugly as this needed whatever beauty high art could bring it. A round of drinks for CBD, and for the Boss for allowing it. Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (OyyDO) Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (vbJig) 170
Jen Rubin wasn't a Conservative ever. Even before Trump, Rubin was always a libertarianish Democrat.
- Didja see that Jen responded to her own tweet with "Bingo"? I guess she was afraid nobody else would recognize how brilliant her tweet was. This is her bingoed tweet: Jennifer Rubin @JRubinBlogger Republican Senators want to put her on trial. Flip the script and put them on defense for their ridiculous, unserious process https://bit.ly/2QR9WLI Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (wldC6) 172
146
So do the Red Sox fans. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (jxbfJ) ============ And then the A's beating the Red Sox for the ALDS! It's Oakland's year, baby! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (3T+T0) 173
The high ground! Posted by: General John Buford at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (kqsXK) ----- Not an accident! Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (TnE/T) 174
"A propos de Baseball, I should casually note that with their 104th win of the season -- against the hapless Yankees of New York -- the Red Sox have clinched the AL East. "
Luxury Tax Franchise Sox beats on over-performing loveable gang from the small market Bronx. Will make for a great upset in ALCS. Posted by: Ignoramus at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (1UZdv) 175
151 142 Do tell...
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:50 AM (uLuPn) --------- I think I'm too young and innocent to hear the details. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (C1PQi) A proper young lady of 29 should not be sullied by such things. Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (NWiLs) Golly, how bad can it be? Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (uLuPn) 176
*Note:I would talk smack about the Cubbies, but, grammie is right over there and I wish to survive the day.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (qC1Sy) Thank you. I appreciate that. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (lwiT4) 177
Because that's her doggeh and if her doggeh is not with her she will not cooperate. Trust me, the kid has lungs and is tenacious.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (hLRSq) "I want my FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL!!!" Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (NWiLs) 178
Jennifer Rubin is a shill. Her tweets rage induce.
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (LIhNq) 179
Tick tock
Time to put up or shut up 5 Minutes left "I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (kO+z3) 180
I feel a tremor in my loins, as though a powerful outburst is about to be unleashed.
Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (HiLJ1) 181
153 "A propos de Baseball, I should casually note that with their 104th win of the season -- against the hapless Yankees of New York -- the Red Sox have clinched the AL East. "
Have I mentioned that Baltimore has 108 losses so far this year? We have our position sewn up as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (wldC6) ============= A good friend at work is an O's fan. Super pissy when I bring up the team for some reason. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (3T+T0) 182
I remember it like it was yesterday, the sky was gray, the Germans wore blue...or something.
Posted by: rammajamma at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (f1pRq) 183
169 Bluff called.
Liberals lose. Behold the tears. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (vbJig) This is my bet BUT we still don't know if Grassley will in fact cave to their demands from yesterday. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (/9p9e) 184
Congratulations everyone! Trump has made liberals go even more insane...
Jonathan Keller @JKeller5 Here's the plan. Confirm Kavanaugh. But then Dr. Ford presses charges. BK gets arrested, charged; and sometime in early-mid 2020, impeached. Beto wins 2020 presidential election, picks Merrick Garland to fill BK's seat. We all light that Victory cigar like Hannibal in A-Team Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (kO+z3) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (MAstk) 186
JenRubon stupider than Sally Kohn?
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (mCMQ5) 187
Carly Simon's Anticipation
https://tinyurl.com/ybkk9e4t Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (jxbfJ) That's the pre-game song. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4) Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (NYS7S) Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (QWbr+) Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (H8QX8) 191
A woman forced herself upon me when I was young, not pleasant at all, and in later years several women made entirely fabricated accusations against me of "stalking" who happened to be drug addicts, alcoholics, and suffering from major depression and delusions
Like a mad Professor, they couldn't come up with specific dates or times either Let's just say I have very little trust in the Professors story. I have far more faith in the babble coming out of Gilligan's Island's professor. Posted by: Plp at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (2sspa) 192
Have I mentioned that Baltimore has 108 losses so far this year?
Well, that is an achievement. Last I was paying attention they were 59 games back with 50 left to play and I was still giving them a fighting chance until someone explained what "games back" meant. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (fuK7c) 193
Play the Schumer game. "Seat Kav on the Court without any further problems and we will consider [some far left loon of a judge] for the next vacancy."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (dNzKv) 194
184 Congratulations everyone! Trump has made liberals go even more insane...
Jonathan Keller @JKeller5 Here's the plan. Confirm Kavanaugh. But then Dr. Ford presses charges. BK gets arrested, charged; and sometime in early-mid 2020, impeached. Beto wins 2020 presidential election, picks Merrick Garland to fill BK's seat. We all light that Victory cigar like Hannibal in A-Team Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (kO+z3) ============ More or less insane than the Hillary becomes president stuff? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (3T+T0) 195
That does not bode well for them.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (wYseH) ------------ You could have just said, "I'll bite your legs off!" Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (C1PQi) 196
8 minutes. Everybody get your 10am song lined up:
https://tinyurl.com/p8733cc Hee Haw Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4) ELTON JOHN & KIKI DEE - DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART - LIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKycXktuiBA Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (2I4LM) 197
They get Barrett next and like it.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (wGbBR) 198
164 "What's the point of putting the dog in the painting?
The dog is far more interesting than the girl. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (H8QX8) 199
180 I feel a tremor in my loins, as though a powerful outburst is about to be unleashed.
Posted by: Chuck Grassley at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (HiLJ1) All men, if they live long enough, will have issues with their prostate. Go get a screen. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (uLuPn) 200
Golly, how bad can it be? Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:55 AM (uLuPn) ----- It's horrific, and involves an egg beater and a ping pong paddle. The worst sort of depravity. Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (TnE/T) 201
"Dang, and these are post-rape numbers, too."
"Post-rape numbers"? What rape? Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (H8QX --- After he and Kavanaugh raped and murdered that Doctor Ford lady. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 09:58 AM (n9hQQ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:58 AM (/9p9e) 203
Quality is Job one
Posted by: Ford at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (YR7aL) Quality is Blow Job one. Posted by: Christine Ford Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 09:58 AM (9BLnV) 204
For RBG's replacement, Grassley ought to set a rule. After the first disruption by an invited guest of a Dem Senator, the questioning will be considered complete, as evidenced by the start of the theatrical display, and voting will commence as soon as the Senate sponsored activist is dragged out of the room.
Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 21, 2018 09:58 AM (pX9Ol) 205
192 Have I mentioned that Baltimore has 108 losses so far this year?
Well, that is an achievement. Last I was paying attention they were 59 games back with 50 left to play and I was still giving them a fighting chance until someone explained what "games back" meant. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (fuK7c) =============== Yeah...if they won every game and the Sox lost every game for the rest of the season at that point, the O's would still end up behind them. It's what happens when you give up, trade away everyone, and bring up a bunch of AAA players who just aren't ready for the show. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 09:58 AM (3T+T0) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 09:58 AM (MAstk) 207
193 Play the Schumer game. "Seat Kav on the Court without any further problems and we will consider [some far left loon of a judge] for the next vacancy."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (dNzKv) The problem is the GOP-e actually WOULD do that! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:58 AM (/9p9e) 208
"What's the point of putting the dog in the painting?
The dog is far more interesting than the girl. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (H8QX The background is captivating. Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (IqOTP) 209
1 minute
Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (uLuPn) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (/9p9e) 211
nope nada have the committee vote now
Posted by: paulnjax at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (nbaBy) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (/9p9e) 213
You know what is really upside-down about the Kavanaugh-Ford equation?
It's so terrible to accuse Ford of advancing an accusation without evidence, without evidence that she's doing that, and just because you think so. But it's totally cool to accuse Kavanaugh of attempted rape without evidence, and just because you think so. Posted by: Zombie Big E at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (vDqXW) 214
Everything We Do is Driven By You
Posted by: Ford at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (YR7aL) 215
Did you all notice the "loving parents" line from Trump?
That's a triple-dog dare, a knife-twist with a smile--"bring it, shitbags! Im just getting warmed up!" Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (TN1P5) 216
All men, if they live long enough, will have issues with their prostate.
Go get a screen. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (uLuPn) Just more proof that God has a really strange sense of humor. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (9BLnV) 217
Tick tock
Time is up! Put up or shut up! 0 Minutes left "I remind you that, consistent with Committee rules, Dr. Ford's prepared testimony and biography are due to the Committee by 10:00 a.m. on Friday, September 21, if she intends to testify on Monday," Grassley said Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (kO+z3) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (wldC6) 219
Time, gentlemen. Pencils down.
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (NYS7S) 220
All men, if they live long enough, will have issues with their prostate.
Go get a screen. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (uLuPn) digital exam Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (0+nbW) Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (vDqXW) 222
10:00 AM
Posted by: An Observation at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (u5Sch) 223
194>>>
They think they can run White-Ass Drunk-Ass Beto in 2020 and not get backlash from BLM and the Muslims? Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (QWbr+) 224
8 minutes. Everybody get your 10am song lined up: Can't Touch This! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1kD2YGJss the one with the hot cars Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (2I4LM) Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4) 226
10 am times up so have the vote and Monday at 10am the full senate votes
Posted by: paulnjax at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (nbaBy) 227
Is it just me or has AoSHQ commenting gone wild? I mean, 1100+ comments on the ONT. (JJ being later than usual is a factor, but it was rolling by Midnight.) Approached 600 on the Report. I just read almost 100 comments on this post, refreshed, there's already almost 100 more!
Meanwhile, after a few days of retro Summer, temperatures plunged last night. A light mist is falling, and I won't be getting out to trim hedges today after all. Darn. Good morning from overcast NE Okla. Posted by: mindful webworker - slow but slow at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (6K7U0) Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (MIKMs) 229
Have I mentioned that Baltimore has 108 losses so far this year?
We have our position sewn up as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (wldC6) ----------------- But, at least the Orioles have Chris Davis on the roster! Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (qC1Sy) 230
Buckle up.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (lwiT4) 231
> Everybody get your 10am song lined up:
Grassley doesn't cuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m81nzZ_yX3U Grassley does cuck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBtYOI8U3Cc Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 10:01 AM (TM5Iv) 232
#TIMESUP
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:01 AM (MAstk) 233
229 Have I mentioned that Baltimore has 108 losses so far this year?
We have our position sewn up as well. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:53 AM (wldC6) ----------------- But, at least the Orioles have Chris Davis on the roster! Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (qC1Sy) ============= There's another Khris Davis now. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:01 AM (3T+T0) 234
Have a feeling we are about to get disappointed. Please be wrong.
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 21, 2018 10:01 AM (LIhNq) 235
For RBG's replacement, Grassley ought to set a rule. After the first disruption by an invited guest of a Dem Senator, the questioning will be considered complete, as evidenced by the start of the theatrical display, and voting will commence as soon as the Senate sponsored activist is dragged out of the room.
Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 21, 2018 09:58 AM (pX9Ol) "As soon as the Senate sponsored activist is dragged out of the room and set on fire." There. FIFY. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 10:01 AM (9BLnV) 236
Grassley needs to come out with a formal announcement ... ding ding, "vote will proceed, regardless of any more late attempts to sabotage".
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 10:01 AM (Cus5s) 237
It's surprising how difficult it is to paint dogs, apparently. From what I've seen, very few artists get them right. I'm not sure why.
Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2018 10:01 AM (OyyDO) 238
Whose on Twitter-detail? I sure as heck am not going in there.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:02 AM (lwiT4) 239
I think this day is going to call for Tennessee whiskey, not bourbon.
The great thing about working at home today is that Sonos is right here with me, so Chris Stapleton is now playing. Happy Status? 9 Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 10:02 AM (CaRQc) 240
"After he and Kavanaugh raped and murdered that Doctor Ford lady."
Did they ever find her body? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 09:59 AM (wldC6) --- No one has seen her body in over a decade. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:02 AM (n9hQQ) 241
What's the point of putting the dog in the painting?
--- It would make a very weird--and insulting--"Girl with dog" painting. What's the point of fruit or flowers on a table? Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 10:02 AM (vDqXW) 242
What's the point of paint?
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:02 AM (TnE/T) 243
No one has seen her body in over a decade.
Could be perhaps why she and hubby were in "couples therapy" Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:02 AM (NYS7S) 244
Can you imagine how angry the (D)s must be right now that Trump managed to force the (R)s to stand up for something?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:03 AM (n9hQQ) 245
I love dogs but that thing is creeping me out.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 21, 2018 10:03 AM (2NqXo) 246
Nothing up on Grassely's website yet.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4) 247
Limerick of the day, old joke in limerick form:
My manners are sweet. I'm the nicest... http://muldoonlimericks.blogspot.com/ or click link in nick Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 10:03 AM (m45I2) 248
192 Have I mentioned that Baltimore has 108 losses so far this year?
Well, that is an achievement. Last I was paying attention they were 59 games back with 50 left to play and I was still giving them a fighting chance until someone explained what "games back" meant. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (fuK7c) I'm hoping they keep up the terrible performance for a few years so that when my kid gets old enough to go to a game, they'll still be doing the "kids free admission" promotion. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:03 AM (KUaJL) 249
>>242 What's the point of paint?
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:02 AM (TnE/T) What's the point? Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 10:03 AM (Bdeb0) 250
Having spent more time looking at our art-for-a-day, I think the girl in the painting was Kathy Bates, while she just had her baby fat and not her Michael Moore fat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (9BLnV) 251
Yeah...if they won every game and the Sox lost every game for the rest of the season at that point, the O's would still end up behind them.
I technically knew what "games back" meant all along. That was the joke, son. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (fuK7c) 252
Thanks for a sweet little picture; I needed that!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (AllCR) Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (Z5y53) 254
"I love dogs but that thing is creeping me out."
I love dogs too. Just can't et a whole one by myself. Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (wldC6) 255
Can you imagine how angry the (D)s must be right now that Trump managed to force the (R)s to stand up for something?
And how pissed at DiFi they must be right now that she managed to unite the disparate and warring factions of the GOP/GOPe with (soon, I suspect) fuck-all nothing to show for it? Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (NYS7S) 256
Oh good grief. If I'd painted "Girl Without a Dog," you'd all be bitching "Where's the fuckin' dog, man?"
Posted by: Nathaniel Hone at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (HiLJ1) 257
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 09:54 AM (lwiT4)
Your boys need to lose a few more games. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (d6Ksn) 258
The dog ate the fax machine.
Posted by: lawyer excuse #437 at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (vvSBD) 259
All the news I see on Kavanaugh have to do with Trump's tweets.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (lwiT4) 260
Deadline has come and gone. If Grassley doe the right thing, the real insanity storm will be getting started soon.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (MxEKc) Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (Z5y53) 262
251 Yeah...if they won every game and the Sox lost every game for the rest of the season at that point, the O's would still end up behind them.
I technically knew what "games back" meant all along. That was the joke, son. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (fuK7c) ============== Your sarcasm levels are too low for me to detect. Take two shots of whiskey and call me in the morning. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (3T+T0) 263
Is this sort of like waiting for Fitzmas?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (wldC6) 264
253 CNN's gotta CNN.
Chyron says: TRUMP ABANDONS RESTRAINT, REPEATEDLY ATTACKS ACCUSER Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (Z5y53) That's aimed at the Lefty base and Trump-wobbly GOP senators. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (/9p9e) 265
Fen, how did the call go?
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (C1PQi) 266
Your boys need to lose a few more games.
Posted by: DonnaV. at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (d6Ksn) Which may surely happen. They can't hit for %6# Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4) 267
TRUMP ABANDONS RESTRAINT, REPEATEDLY ATTACKS ACCUSER Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (Z5y53) That's easier to say than We Lost and We're Not Gonna Take It! Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (uLuPn) 268
TRUMP ABANDONS RESTRAINT, REPEATEDLY ATTACKS ACCUSER JUST LIKE HOW HILLARY ATTACKED THE MULTIPLE VICTIMS OF BILL......WHAT?
Posted by: This is the CNN shitshow at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (vvSBD) 269
So whats up Chuck? Lucy yank that football back again, did she?
Posted by: BluesFish at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (7IRPQ) 270
The 10 am freight train is a few minutes late at Riverton.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (TnE/T) 271
What's the point of putting the dog in the painting?
Because Girl Without Dog is a weird title for a painting - what else is she without? Posted by: An Observation at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (u5Sch) Posted by: George LeS at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (59GGI) 273
255 Can you imagine how angry the (D)s must be right now that Trump managed to force the (R)s to stand up for something?
And how pissed at DiFi they must be right now that she managed to unite the disparate and warring factions of the GOP/GOPe with (soon, I suspect) fuck-all nothing to show for it? Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (NYS7S) ============= It's just one more thin layer of rage on top of the rage that's been consuming them from 2010 when America had the temerity to rebuke Obama with a Republican House. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (3T+T0) 274
>>TRUMP ABANDONS RESTRAINT, REPEATEDLY ATTACKS ACCUSER Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (Z5y53)
Lame. TRUMP ESCAPES RESTRAINT, WEARS FACE OF POLICEMAN, LEAVES COUNTRY, DONS LINEN SUIT/FEDORA, EATS PSYCHOLOGIST Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (Bdeb0) 275
Trump should have left his twitter mouth shut for a little while longer. The situation did not need this.
--poop Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (zn7R9) 276
Ms. Ford has been raped all over again because we don't believe her made-up story about almost being raped.
We're raping everybody up in here Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (TN1P5) 277
260 Deadline has come and gone. If Grassley doe the right thing, the real insanity storm will be getting started soon.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (MxEKc) Nothing compared to if he caves because it will never end. Demand after demand until Kavanaugh is gone, Garland is seated and rinse/repeat with every nominee from now on. It ends now or never ends. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (/9p9e) 278
274 >>TRUMP ABANDONS RESTRAINT, REPEATEDLY ATTACKS ACCUSER Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (Z5y53)
Lame. TRUMP ESCAPES RESTRAINT, WEARS FACE OF POLICEMAN, LEAVES COUNTRY, DONS LINEN SUIT/FEDORA, EATS PSYCHOLOGIST Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (Bdeb0) ============== Trump turns nice FBI agent into cannibal. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (3T+T0) 279
They are attacking Trump for making male sense. He said if it was really that bad, she should have filed charges the next day.
"It's NOT about the NAIL!" Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (vDqXW) 280
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All men, if they live long enough, will have issues with their prostate. Go get a screen. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 09:57 AM (uLuPn) digital exam Posted by: BignJames at September 21, 2018 10:00 AM (0+nbW) Doc: Just put your pants over there. Patient: Where? Doc: Over by mine. Doc: There will be a little pressure. Patient: Yeah, in the back of my throat. Get it out!! Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (jxbfJ) 281
Holy crap the pixy clock is correct!
When did that get fixed? I kind of like living 6 minutes in the past. Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (Z5y53) 282
I believe this is the time in poker when you either show your cards or fold....
What has Ford decided ? Posted by: McCool at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (Izjjo) 283
Baltimore ... best know for Johnny Unitas and Baltimore orioles (the birds, and the team I guess) ... now known for Dead Freddie and room to riot.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (Cus5s) 284
Trump should have left his twitter mouth shut for a little while longer. The situation did not need this.
Or, he may know that restraint is no longer necessary. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (lwiT4) 285
"Because Girl Without Dog is a weird title for a painting - what else is she without?"
Because 'Girl, with a dog. And without a duck, or a bulldozer' would be too long a title. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (wldC6) 286
Ask Kavenaugh if he's driven a Ford lately.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (TnE/T) 287
TRUMP ABANDONS RESTRAINT, REPEATEDLY ATTACKS ACCUSER Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (Z5y53) TRUMP THROWS OFF SHACKLES OF CIVILIZED DECORUM, DECLARES SELF GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN AND SWEARS AN ETERNAL FIGHT AGAINST THE CHAOS GODS OF THE LEFT Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (KUaJL) 288
Get Kav out of committee NOW. Assuming Ford is not testifying Monday.
Schedule the full senate vote. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (wGbBR) 289
284 Trump should have left his twitter mouth shut for a little while longer. The situation did not need this.
Or, he may know that restraint is no longer necessary. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (lwiT4) ============== "So, what did Flakey McNothing say?" "He's going to vote to confirm." "Good. Let Twitter sing." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (3T+T0) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (/9p9e) 291
For those on the last thread. My Conference Call is over. Thankfully my boss prayed at the beginning, Thank God it wasn't 2 hours, but my phone died in the middle and I had to call back in. Ugh!, I got some helpful information and they're going to e-mail me. I started to get choked up, having never been through this particular issue before, and I also got a little testy but said, "I'm sorry if I sound rather abrupt I'm tense." They did say "We're all there for me." I hope so. Can't really say more now. Thanks for the prayers.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (AllCR) 292
140 What's the point of putting the dog in the painting?
I mean, the girl is a wonderful subject. Why plop a dog right in front of her? ----------------------- She has a dog instead of bewbies. Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (2LelM) 293
286 Ask Kavenaugh if he's driven a Ford lately.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (TnE/T) Thread winner! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (/9p9e) 294
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (wGbBR)
Hold both votes Monday, unless there's Senate rules preventing it. Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (MAstk) 295
Which may surely happen. They can't hit for %6#
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4) My boys can. Until they can't. And they don't seem to be able to against the Pirates and they're playing a series against them this weekend. Damnit, Pirates! Just let us win! You guys aren't going anywhere! Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (d6Ksn) 296
Morning all. Today should be interesting.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (kG5hP) 297
It ends now or never ends.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (/9p9e) Maybe we should hold a brief prayer meeting. I'll go first. Please Lord, Show us mercy and allow us to have a conservative Supreme Court for a generation. Amen. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (uLuPn) 298
295 Which may surely happen. They can't hit for %6#
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:06 AM (lwiT4) My boys can. Until they can't. And they don't seem to be able to against the Pirates and they're playing a series against them this weekend. Damnit, Pirates! Just let us win! You guys aren't going anywhere! Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (d6Ksn) =========== Playing spoiler...the poor man's post season. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (3T+T0) 299
The girl looks very real. The dog looks like he's stuffed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (/ZWeB) 300
Brett Kavanaugh touched my moob!
Posted by: Michael Moore at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (/krQw) 301
286 Ask Kavenaugh if he's driven a Ford lately.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (TnE/T) (Golf Clap.) Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (NYS7S) 302
From what I can see it's not Twitter, he mentioned her in the Trump rally last night.
Posted by: Axeman at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (vDqXW) 303
Judicial Watch @JudicialWatch
JW uncovered bombshell info showing the Obama Administration sent U.S. taxpayer funds overseas to a group supported by the billionaire George Soros, which used the money to fund leftwing political activities benefiting the socialist government of Albania. oh, there will be more Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (2I4LM) 304
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"So, what did Flakey McNothing say?" "He's going to vote to confirm." "Good. Let Twitter sing." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (3T+T0) I assume that means Corker is on board as well as Mus-glute-ski and the rest. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (/9p9e) 305
Fen, I'm glad it's over, and I'm glad they have your back. I hope all goes smoothly from here on, even if it takes a little time to iron everything out.
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (C1PQi) 306
TRUMP THROWS OFF SHACKLES OF CIVILIZED DECORUM, DECLARES SELF GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN AND SWEARS AN ETERNAL FIGHT AGAINST THE CHAOS GODS OF THE LEFT
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:08 AM (KUaJL) Finally. *waves licensed novelty head on a pike* Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (IqOTP) 307
Fen - it sounds like you did fine. I hope the situation resolves and everyone goes forward in peace.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (lwiT4) 308
Prayers up, Fen
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (KUaJL) 309
The political media has lost their fricking minds...
Could Democrats pull off another Deep South surprise in Mississippi Senate race? https://yhoo.it/2MRAVUu Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (kO+z3) 310
All the news I see on Kavanaugh have to do with Trump's tweets.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:05 AM (lwiT4) --- News about what? There's nothing out of the ordinary going on today. No real news happening at all now that we think about it. - The MSM Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (n9hQQ) 311
Good morning. It appears that Breaking 911 website has crashed. Seems like everyone and their dog Snoopy is trying to find out if Chuck will let Lucy mind fake his kick.
Posted by: BebeDahl at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (yNyJy) 312
Today's whiteboard sign
Leftist Deems and the politics of personal destruction. The "will to power" by all means necessary. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (AllCR) 313
JenRubon stupider than Sally Kohn?
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 09:56 AM (mCMQ5) I say no, but Sally doesn't fake who she is. Rubin is a lying scrunt that actually believes she's "conservative." Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (F4u7C) 314
Because 'Girl, with a dog. And without a duck, or a bulldozer' would be too long a title.
Now that's art. If the girl had a duck and a bulldozer we could spend all morning talking about why. Or if she didn't have a bulldozer but bulldozer was in the title then we'd wonder about the significance of the bulldozer. That just shows what a lazy artist this guy is. He could have made the thing infinitely more interesting with just a better title. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (fuK7c) 315
FLASHBULBS SCARE TRUMP CAUSING HIM TO GRAB STORMY DANIELS AND CLIMB EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (+y/Ru) 316
I love dogs too.
Just can't et a whole one by myself. Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at September 21, 2018 10:04 AM (wldC6) OK, a Yorkie, maybe. But, they're not considered dogs where I come from. You have to track 'real' dogs with a fully automatic semi-automatic assault rifle, preferably with a chainsaw bayonet.--Barky O'Dogslayer. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (9BLnV) 317
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For those on the last thread. My Conference Call is over. Thankfully my boss prayed at the beginning, Thank God it wasn't 2 hours, but my phone died in the middle and I had to call back in. Ugh!, I got some helpful information and they're going to e-mail me. I started to get choked up, having never been through this particular issue before, and I also got a little testy but said, "I'm sorry if I sound rather abrupt I'm tense." They did say "We're all there for me." I hope so. Can't really say more now. Thanks for the prayers. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (AllCR) Fenelon -Being such a good and faithful Chaplain of the AOSHQ, you are always in our prayers. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (jxbfJ) 318
Speaking as a constituent of Corker, he is a worthless piece of garbage. If he had not retired, I was going to leave that race blank on the ballot.
--poop Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (zn7R9) 319
More CNN - FORD OPEN TO TESTIFYING UNDER RIGHT TERMS.
We are past the deadline. Chyron should read: FORD REFUSES TO TESTIFY, VOTE BEGINS IN TEN MINUTES Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (Z5y53) 320
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (C1PQi)
Thanks; I appreciate that. It may take a lot of time. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (AllCR) 321
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I have no doubt that, if the attack on Dr. Ford was as bad as she says, charges would have been immediately filed with local Law Enforcement Authorities by either her or her loving parents. I ask that she bring those filings forward so that we can learn date, time, and place! master of Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (2I4LM) 322
299 The girl looks very real. The dog looks like he's stuffed. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (/ZWeB) Mmmmmmm ... stuffed dog! -- Barky, Gourmand Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (pNxlR) 323
I assume that means Corker is on board as well as Mus-glute-ski and the rest.
All of their public statements, even Suzie-Q (DIABLO-Portland,ME), seem to indicate they're all pretty pissed at this whole shit-show. I'm guessing there's 51 Rs and perhaps 3-4 Ds voting yes on final confirmation. Should be just south of 100-0 to confirm, but we don't live in sane times. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (NYS7S) 324
I really wish people would stop trying to censor the president. He did not stop being a free American under the constitution the day he became president.
People who do that are treating him like he is a god...that he has to be infalliable because his words have the power to create and destroy. Its unnerving to see a man prostrate himself to another man whether out of adoration or detestation. Posted by: Peace be Still at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (LIhNq) 325
This where Dems say Dr. Ford is from California, different time zone and 10:00 is not fair.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (MxEKc) 326
My boys can. Until they can't. And they don't seem to be able to against
the Pirates and they're playing a series against them this weekend. Damnit, Pirates! Just let us win! You guys aren't going anywhere! Posted by: DonnaV. at September 21, 2018 10:09 AM (d6Ksn) If it's any consolation, we dropped a couple to the Reds. The Reds. Who have any even worse record than the Pirates. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (lwiT4) 327
A lovely portrait, perhaps a bit idealized, of the little girl and her dog. It is very effective and I'm sure the parents and grandparents were thrilled. The dark background makes the delicate colors, especially the girl's skin tones and eyes, to stand out.
Thanks for this one, CBD. It is pleasant and shows the obvious talents of the artist. Nice way to end the week. Posted by: JTB at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (V+03K) 328
10 EST has come and gone. Grassley has caved.
So delay 1 due to hurricane, which was idiotic to start Delay 2 to Monday Delay 3 to Thursday. Delay 4 to ?? Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (UAukn) 329
Well, I have to get off my butt, shower, and run errands. I hope that after I'm done showering, I'll come back to the computer and find out from you guys that this shitshow is coming to an end on Monday.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (d6Ksn) 330
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Judge Brett Kavanaugh is a fine man, with an impeccable reputation, who is under assault by radical left wing politicians who don't want to know the answers, they just want to destroy and delay. Facts don't matter. I go through this with them every single day in D.C. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (2I4LM) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (2I4LM) 332
Could Democrats pull off another Deep South surprise in Mississippi Senate race?
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (kO+z3) What, another lynching? Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (9BLnV) 333
No C-SPAN here. What's happening?
Posted by: Mister Herbert at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (0HXB0) 334
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (jxbfJ)
Thanks so much, I'm standing in the need of prayer! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (AllCR) 335
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Judicial Watch @JudicialWatch JW uncovered bombshell info showing the Obama Administration sent U.S. taxpayer funds overseas to a group supported by the billionaire George Soros, which used the money to fund leftwing political activities benefiting the socialist government of Albania. oh, there will be more Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:10 AM (2I4LM) Funny how the Obama Administration has this uncanny ability to spend money without Congressional authorization - and get away with it. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (jxbfJ) 336
TRUMP THROWS OFF SHACKLES OF CIVILIZED DECORUM, DECLARES SELF GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN AND SWEARS AN ETERNAL FIGHT AGAINST THE CHAOS GODS OF THE LEFT
Posted by: joe, living dangerously In the grim darkness of 2018, there is only WAR... Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (AM1GF) 337
Nothing happens. Nobody comes, nobody goes. It's awful.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (IqOTP) 338
I'm with Bluebell. The off the shoulder look seems kinda well....wrong. But better than just wearing the dog which I thought first. I'm prudey though. Grass skirts below the knee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 10:14 AM (3SzRC) 339
Good job artist. Kids and doggehs are difficult to render w/o looking cartoony.
Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 10:14 AM (wZxsP) 340
In the grim darkness of 2018, there is only WAR...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (AM1GF) Scalps for the scalp weasel. Posted by: hogmartin at September 21, 2018 10:14 AM (IqOTP) 341
Lol. Good thing you don't play World of Warcraft. A couple of HQ 'Rons and I were playing the new "haunted house" dungeon and it's *full* of disturbing paintings. My first thought was how grateful I was that they'd never show up on the Art Thread.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2018 10:14 AM (uquGJ) 342
Grassley's website just gives me the spinning wheel of death.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (lwiT4) 343
314 Because 'Girl, with a dog. And without a duck, or a bulldozer' would be too long a title. Oh, ha, ha, ha! -- zombie Rachel Corrie Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (pNxlR) 344
"Funny how the Obama Administration has this uncanny ability to spend money without Congressional authorization - and get away with it."
"Scandal Free" is how I believe he described his Administration. Scandal free... Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (wldC6) 345
Once confirmed, Kavanaugh should fly to California, find Dr. Ford and pinch her ass.
Just because. Bitch....... Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (F4u7C) 346
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (UAukn)
Ill say it because I'm rather tense at this moment. The Cassandra routine of yours is really a bore. Why don't we wait and see what happens? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR) 347
If it's any consolation, we dropped a couple to the Reds. The Reds. Who have any even worse record than the Pirates.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:12 AM (lwiT4) I wish we could play the Reds every day during the regular season. Alas, we have a tough time against everyone else in the Division. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (d6Ksn) 348
maybe Grassley in his firm statement about the Vote WILL proceed -- should put the burden of blame on Feinstein. She held this up during hearings, to play it as a last minute second bite at the apple.
But that was allowed (for optics apparently) and the "she should be heard" opportunity was provided. Instead the Soros lawyer and Soros activist made even more demands on the Senate. (as if the Senate should bend to one activist's completely vague and ancient "recovered memories"). Put the blame on Feinstein, whe's the one that didn't bring it up in due time. That avoids the blame the victim, raping/murdering her all over again, absurd game. Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (Cus5s) 349
Kimberley Strassel @KimStrassel Judge Kavanaugh's defeat would demoralize the Republican base, not energize it Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (2I4LM) 350
"Girl with Pooch" is no Tansey, but OK.
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (RuIsu) 351
fox news just said Grassley is meeting with the republicans right now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (2I4LM) hmmmm Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4) 352
I'm with Bluebell. The off the shoulder look seems kinda well....wrong. But better than just wearing the dog which I thought first. I'm prudey though. Grass skirts below the knee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 10:14 AM (3SzRC) ----------- I agree, Cannibal Bob. Where do you find your grass skirts below the knee? I'm having a hard time finding any skirts like that. And no one needs to see my old lady knees. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (C1PQi) 353
It ends now or never ends.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (/9p9e) We choose option B Posted by: The Left at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (CaRQc) Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (uGHnY) 355
To quote Judge Smails, Well...we're waiting
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (OLCnA) 356
Local PA (though born in TN) 410 Sprint racer Greg Hodnett is Mortadella.
This one hit me kind of hard, as stupid as that is. Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (QWbr+) 357
Oh, ha, ha, ha!
-- zombie Rachel Corrie Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (pNxlR) 344 "Funny Noice....... I could not light the candle of thought to find her name..... Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (F4u7C) 358
A question from an outsider. If the Republicans cave to the deranged Democrats would conservatives have any reason to vote for them?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (nBr1j) 359
I'm prudey though. Grass skirts below the knee.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 10:14 AM So ... pro-coconut shell tops, then? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (ctuyM) 360
fox news just said Grassley is meeting with the republicans right now
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (2I4LM) Sweep the leg! Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (KUaJL) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (bcbK8) 362
Awww. Cute kiddle. Doggeh. I approve.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (p+Wdc) 363
Kimberley Strassel @KimStrassel
More Kimberley Strassel Retweeted Jonathan Chait I'd say at least it's an honest assessment of what is driving the political left here--sour grapes. Tho I'd note in Garland case, the Rs were following D ground rules (as with filibusters). Something folks might want to remember now. Precedents have a way of coming back on you. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (2I4LM) 364
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)
He needs all 10 to vote it out. Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (MAstk) 365
Grassely's Website is down.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (lwiT4) 366
125
Yes, a little too sweet. Pretty funny for me since I spend so much time with toddler grandkids and dogs and cat. Cat scares kids, but dogs are slaves to the kids. Darned if they aren't playing 'pretend' tea parties -- here is a microscopic bit of treat for you, and one for me -- and the dogs sit at attention listening to the babble and oh so carefully accepting whatever treats the kids 'share'. Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2018 * * My late black cat Marie-Antoinette would have been right in there "helping" them eat the goodies. They'd have gotten over their fear of her right quick. I knew only one person who ever found Marie scary, possibly because she, the person I mean, was superstitious about black cats. (I stopped dating her very soon after that.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (/ZWeB) 367
354 In the grim darkness of 2018, there is only WAR...
Ordo Xenos, reporting in... Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (uGHnY) Great, great sci novel. Even if you're not a Warhammer 40k fan. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (bcbK8) 368
Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC I made an appalling and inexcusable mistake of judgment in posting the tweet thread in a way that identified Kavanaugh's Georgetown Prep classmate. I take full responsibility for that mistake, and I deeply apologize for it. I realize that does not undo the mistake. I thought he was supposed to be smart. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (2I4LM) 369
Good job artist. Kids and doggehs are difficult to render w/o looking cartoony.
===== LOL. I am currently watching 16mo toddler using the big dogs as her crutches. Little tiny kid, arms on backs of big scary black dogs. Posted by: mustbequantum at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (MIKMs) 370
" It ends now or never ends.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:07 AM (/9p9e) " J.J. defines it in six words. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (wldC6) 371
hmmmm
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4) Yep. I have no idea how this is gonna' break. But this moment is important. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (V+bdf) 372
He needs all 10 to vote it out.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (MAstk) I though they voted Clarence Thomas out without that. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:18 AM (lwiT4) 373
I have already given up on the Republicans, but if they let this go on any longer, I'm really, really giving up on them.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:18 AM (TnE/T) 374
I'm having a hard time finding any skirts like that. And no one needs to see my old lady knees.
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM Ahem. Posted by: Black leather motorcycle chaps at September 21, 2018 10:18 AM (ctuyM) 375
356 - He is an Italian sausage?
Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 10:18 AM (zn7R9) 376
In re Mississippi senate...I would not be surprised if the left did pull an upset here. The level of care around here is mind blowing. Hopefully this assassination of Kavanaugh by the left will wake them up.
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 21, 2018 10:18 AM (LIhNq) 377
oh man
Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC Replying to @rorymkirkwood I undertook to delete the pinned post as soon as I realized it was there. Did I fail in my effort? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (2I4LM) 378
I want to hear everything, so I have agreed to Herr Hitler's demands that we put this off for awhile so he can sashay into Czechoslovakia and screw the Poles.
Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (xzqr4) 379
At this moment, Grassley is standing at the edge of Mt Doom with the One Ring in his hand, looking over the precipice.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (KUaJL) 380
Think I'll have a pop tart.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (TnE/T) 381
I agree, Cannibal Bob. Where do you find your grass skirts below the knee? I'm having a hard time finding any skirts like that. And no one needs to see my old lady knees.
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (C1PQi) Sorry bb. CannibalWear.com Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (3SzRC) 382
Local PA (though born in TN) 410 Sprint racer Greg Hodnett is Mortadella.
This one hit me kind of hard, as stupid as that is. Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (QWbr+) --- I heard the college football player (Purdue?) that "retired" because he had a cancer diagnosis passed away. I don't know anything about him other than it was something that's somehow very treatable in little kids but deadly in adults. What got me was his dad said something like "Heaven needed a cornerback, and and my son got the call." Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (n9hQQ) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (+y/Ru) 384
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:18 AM (lwiT4)
It could be overridden, I believe but it would LOOK bad if R's sided with D's. And then do you really have 50 votes at that point? Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (MAstk) 385
The Judiciary Committee vote is NOT needed to take it to the full senate.
Highly advisable to get, and politically "necessary" but the full senate can vote no matter what. That said, there is no reason to hold it in the committee any longer, provided she is not testifying on Monday. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (wGbBR) 386
315
FLASHBULBS SCARE TRUMP CAUSING HIM TO GRAB STORMY DANIELS AND CLIMB EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 21, 2018 * * Don't give the MSM any ideas! (Come to think of it, it sounds like a Mad Magazine feature.) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (/ZWeB) 387
336 TRUMP THROWS OFF SHACKLES OF CIVILIZED DECORUM, DECLARES SELF GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN AND SWEARS AN ETERNAL FIGHT AGAINST THE CHAOS GODS OF THE LEFT
Posted by: joe, living dangerously In the grim darkness of 2018, there is only WAR... Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 10:13 AM (AM1GF) War...war never changes. (Yes, I know) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (bcbK8) Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM (QWbr+) 389
Grass chaps?
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2018 10:20 AM (RuIsu) 390
Trump did exactly the right thing; he got the cats playing with his laser pointer and ignoring Kavanaugh.
Posted by: An Observation at September 21, 2018 10:20 AM (u5Sch) 391
Fenelon -Being such a good and faithful Chaplain of the AOSHQ...
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 10:11 AM (jxbfJ) Yikes! Now there's a tough job. May a crowd of saints anoint your head with oil and lay hands upon you. Posted by: Kris at September 21, 2018 10:20 AM (OyyDO) 392
Those quotation marks looks wrong in my previous post and I didn't mean anything degrading or snarky by using them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:20 AM (n9hQQ) 393
Last week was the start of NHL pre-season. Go Rangers!
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 10:20 AM (gmo/4) 394
"Scandal Free" is how I believe he described his Administration.
Scandal free... Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:15 AM (wldC6) Then that was the only thing in his Administration that was free. You had to pay for everything else. Bribes, graft, vacation packages, gold or silver bullion, debit cards, cash, the usual. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (9BLnV) 395
So ... pro-coconut shell tops, then?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (ctuyM) Lol. I'm still a moron. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (3SzRC) 396
388 Thanks. That is kind of a shock as we went to the same high school. He graduated a year before me.
--poop Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (zn7R9) 397
Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC
I made an appalling and inexcusable mistake of judgment in posting the tweet thread in a way that identified Kavanaugh's Georgetown Prep classmate. I take full responsibility for that mistake, and I deeply apologize for it. I realize that does not undo the mistake. I thought he was supposed to be smart. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (2I4LM) Maybe he is. I don't know what to make of it. I think the twitter thread was a ranging shot, just getting guns on target. It could have rattled Ford. Kept her making unreasonable demands and running out her clock. Or not. Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (Z5y53) 398
While we're waiting.
You know who else is going to grow up to ave issues? That little girl with the glasses in the no-bullying commercial. "He called me googley-eyes" Mom should have dealt with it with a swift "Dear, he's an asshole, and words can't hurt you" But Nooooooo....we have to have a national campaign to teach about how words can actually have the power to harm a person, instead. Yeh..that commercial pisses me right the fcuk off. How could you tell? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (wldC6) 399
I can't imagine any Democrats voting to Confirm unless it's Manchin.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (AllCR) 400
Grassley needs a unified vote in committee or it doesn't move.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (MAstk) 401
I'm guessing the Dems have their mobs and buses ready along with pre-printed Let Her Speak! and Don't Silence Victims! signs printed and ready for the spontaneous demonstrations.
Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (MxEKc) 402
Kaepernick to PATRIOTS?
-- Sources say the Patriots got out of the trade 3 games worth of practice footage for opposing teams this season, one game where Belicheck handpicks the officiating team, and a 3rd round draft pick. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (KUaJL) 403
Think I'll have a pop tart.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:19 AM Carefully nibble it into a simulacrum of JMB's (PBUH) most enduring legacy, and post a picture this Sunday. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (ctuyM) 404
It is funny to watch the Progressive Left start to attack Ford because she isn't going testify. #CookieRoberts
They got their hopes up that she was nuke Kavanaugh and now they are finding out she is just a pathetic liar (which would have been okay as long as she was just willing to perjure herself). To quote Eric Swalwell: "Boo Hoo Hoo" Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (kO+z3) 405
393 - The NHL does preseason right. Something like 8 games in 11 days, then let's get the season going.
-poop Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (zn7R9) 406
That's no dog! It's a domesticated fox!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (+F0Wk) 407
389 Grass chaps?
Posted by: klaftern at September 21, 2018 10:20 AM (RuIsu) I wanna go back to my little grass chaps in Kealakekua, Hawaii... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (bcbK8) 408
Those quotation marks looks wrong in my previous post and I didn't mean anything degrading or snarky by using them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:20 AM (n9hQQ) No need to go GOPe on us, son. Don't apologize. It's just a sign of weakness to the hyenas and vultures. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (9BLnV) 409
345 Once confirmed, Kavanaugh should fly to California, find Dr. Ford and pinch her
FIFY Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (uLuPn) 410
I hate it when my mom has a morning date and her boyfriend makes me get into bed with him.
Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (/FVTN) 411
Grassley: Did I say 10am? I meant 10PM. Sorry boot that.
Posted by: mindful webworker - finally has coffee at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (6K7U0) 412
400 you are wrong
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (LIhNq) 413
Ivanka toured NASA in Houston yesterday. It makes me happy to see pictures of Ivanka in the news, so good move NASA.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 10:23 AM (CaRQc) 414
But Nooooooo....we have to have a national campaign to teach about how words can actually have the power to harm a person, instead.
Yeh..that commercial pisses me right the fcuk off. How could you tell? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (wldC6) Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will NEVER hurt me. We used to have wrist rocket fights with stones.......they fucking hurt. Words we didn't like usually led to an asswhoopin....and words weren't used that way again. We're a nation of pansy fags....... Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:23 AM (F4u7C) 415
TRUMP THROWS OFF SHACKLES OF CIVILIZED DECORUM, DECLARES SELF
GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN AND SWEARS AN ETERNAL FIGHT AGAINST THE CHAOS GODS OF THE LEFT Posted by: joe, living dangerously Oddly, this doesn't bother me as much as it probably should. Still better than a President Hillary. Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at September 21, 2018 10:23 AM (al6UK) 416
Now the never before seen people come in to express concern...
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:23 AM (mCMQ5) 417
397 Ed Whelan @EdWhelanEPPC
I made an appalling and inexcusable mistake of judgment in posting the tweet thread in a way that identified Kavanaugh's Georgetown Prep classmate. I take full responsibility for that mistake, and I deeply apologize for it. I realize that does not undo the mistake. I thought he was supposed to be smart. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (2I4LM) Maybe he is. I don't know what to make of it. I think the twitter thread was a ranging shot, just getting guns on target. It could have rattled Ford. Kept her making unreasonable demands and running out her clock. Or not. Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (Z5y53) Strikes me as a spoiling attack. Gets a lot of folks engaged in noise at a point where time is a scarce resource. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 21, 2018 10:23 AM (di1hb) 418
Kaepernick to PATRIOTS?
-- Sources say the Patriots got out of the trade 3 games worth of practice footage for opposing teams this season, one game where Belicheck handpicks the officiating team, and a 3rd round draft pick. Posted by: joe, living dangerously 1. Brady takes a Sunday off, K fills in 2. Psychotic Pats-hater puts in hit during game, unaware it ain't Brady 3. Everybody wins Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 10:24 AM (AM1GF) 419
At 10.01 Grassley should have said we received no confirmation from Ford, therefore we are voting at noon today.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:24 AM (UAukn) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 21, 2018 10:24 AM (3SzRC) 421
aybe he is. I don't know what to make of it. I think the twitter thread was a ranging shot, just getting guns on target. It could have rattled Ford. Kept her making unreasonable demands and running out her clock.
Or not. Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (Z5y53) Strikes me as a spoiling attack. Gets a lot of folks engaged in noise at a point where time is a scarce resource. Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at September 21, 2018 10:23 AM (di1hb) Poor Garrett. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:24 AM (2I4LM) 422
Don't see how Kavanaugh makes it now. Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (/FVTN) Speak to NeverSkankles. You can go on a website to bet about this. You don't have to try to demoralize regular posters with no pecuniary reward :^( Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:24 AM (AllCR) 423
Short sleeve chaps for summer?
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:24 AM (TnE/T) 424
399
I can't imagine any Democrats voting to Confirm unless it's Manchin. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (AllCR) ==================== I'll take that bet. He gets at least three Democrat votes, and maybe five. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (CaRQc) 425
To quote Eric Swalwell: "Boo Hoo Hoo"
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (kO+z3) Wasn't he the pol whose R opponent was almost stabbed last week? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (uquGJ) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (wldC6) 427
Don't see how Kavanaugh makes it now.
Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (/FVTN) Well if you can't see it, guess we all just have to pack it up. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (KUaJL) 428
Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter Trump just blew thru the elite's consensus that questioning the third of the century delay in reporting this alleged incident is off-limits from discussion. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (2I4LM) 429
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (CaRQc)
Really, Wouldn't the D base "burn them down"? I hope you are correct, though. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (AllCR) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (wYseH) 431
Who's the vile blond on FOX?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (9MKXa) 432
> Don't see how Kavanaugh makes it now.
> Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (/FVTN) Your concern is noted. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (TM5Iv) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (MAstk) 434
Trump doesn't do anything by accident.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (J+mig) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (2I4LM) 436
question from an outsider. If the Republicans cave to the deranged Democrats would conservatives have any reason to vote for them?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (nBr1j) nope. none at all. Posted by: SturmToddler at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (8D42x) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (wldC6) 438
My support of Kavenaugh has tripled.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (TnE/T) 439
433 Troubling that Grassley hasn't decided.
RINOs caving? Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (MAstk) =========== I guess the equation has been thrown off slightly with Ford's demands for her appearance. Yeah, she missed the Friday deadline, but she's made an (absurd) offer. Cutting her off after that might not be as clean as we wish it would be. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (3T+T0) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (bcbK8) 441
I don't understand why all the delays. Grassley should hold the vote asap. Let Ford and the dems do all the investigations they want. If they find something bad enough they can call for impeachment. But as of now they have nothing so hold the f'n vote.
Posted by: DXO at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (nzKWW) 442
437 Lotsa new nics this morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (wldC6) We're infested with Trolls today. Posted by: ALH at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (uLuPn) 443
434 Trump doesn't do anything by accident.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (J+mig) I think its simpler. Trump just sees a fight and jumps in. Then sees the fights he's winning and jumps in some more. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (V+bdf) 444
Don't see how Kavanaugh makes it now.
> Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (/FVTN) I can see it clearly. Grow a pair, vote. It's that easy. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (2I4LM) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (AllCR) 446
Troubling that Grassley hasn't decided.
He's decided - he's telling his colleagues on the committee what the decision is. This all takes more than firing-off a couple of tweets, folks. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (NYS7S) 447
431 Who's the vile blond on FOX?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (9MKXa) Can you be more specific? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (bcbK8) 448
Don't see how Kavanaugh makes it now.
Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:22 AM (/FVTN) What does your guide dog see? Posted by: Blue Hen at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (vvSBD) 449
424 I'll take that bet. He gets at least three Democrat votes, and maybe five.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (CaRQc) I could _MAYBE_ see it if they're getting annoyed with Blasey-Ford and Katz jerking them around. Maybe. Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (UnA8+) 450
PMSNBC has a story on how nice PDT is being to Ford! WTF?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (wU/T1) 451
Concern trolls are the worst.
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (LIhNq) 452
A question from an outsider. If the Republicans cave to the deranged Democrats would conservatives have any reason to vote for them?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 21, 2018 10:16 AM (nBr1j) You can't claim outsider status once you've been 'One of us, one of us'-ed. Gooba-gobble, gooba-gobble Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (yQpMk) 453
Trump does a lot of things by accident, his gift is that he then turns those into effective attacks. He is astounding in that sense.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (wGbBR) 454
The most troubling part of this is the apparent existence of wives and mothers of sons who are willing to surrender the rights of the accused simply to win a political fight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (wldC6) Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (fuK7c) 456
I don't understand why all the delays. Grassley should hold the vote asap. Let Ford and the dems do all the investigations they want. If they find something bad enough they can call for impeachment. But as of now they have nothing so hold the f'n vote.
Posted by: DXO at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (nzKWW) Whiteboard Pros & Cons They are idiots. Of course, this gives the FOUR a reason to negotiate more goodies for their states. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (2I4LM) 457
So can this googley-eyed kid kick field goals?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (n9hQQ) 458
Troubling that Grassley hasn't decided.
We don't know that he hasn't decided. We just know he hasn't made his decision public. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (lwiT4) 459
443 I think its simpler.
Trump just sees a fight and jumps in. Then sees the fights he's winning and jumps in some more. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (V+bdf) It's not rocket science. It's just actually standing up to Progressive Orthodoxy for a change. Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (UnA8+) 460
That little girl with the glasses in the no-bullying commercial.
"He called me googley-eyes" Mom should have dealt with it with a swift "Dear, he's an asshole, and words can't hurt you" But Nooooooo....we have to have a national campaign to teach about how words can actually have the power to harm a person, instead. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:21 AM (wldC6) Where I came from, 'Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can never hurt you.' The word fags don't understand that getting a wedgie, or being called 'fatass' is just friendly teasing that helps build character. Sometimes it's serial killer character, but character nonetheless. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (9BLnV) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (MAstk) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (AllCR) 463
Greetings fappers and fappees. It's well past the New Witching Hour. Do we have a new SCOTUS justice yet? Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (HaL55) 464
452 You can't claim outsider status once you've been 'One of us, one of us'-ed.
Gooba-gobble, gooba-gobble Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (yQpMk) What the hell is a "Loving Cup", anyway? Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (UnA8+) 465
414 Sponge wrist rocket fights are fun, but bb gun fights rule. I had a 5mm Sheridan, and was designated sniper.
Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (xzqr4) 466
RINOs caving? Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (MAstk) Well it is a day that end in "y" Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (UAukn) 467
I am in favor of Grassley meeting with the caucus in either of two events:
1) Ford submitted the proper documents, and is testifying Monday, with no further condition. OR 2) Whipping the vote to make sure the vote to confirm will go through this afternoon or Monday morning. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (wGbBR) 468
> The most troubling part of this is the apparent existence of wives and mothers of sons who are willing to surrender the rights of the accused simply to win a political fight.
If nothing else, this has resulted in me adding a fair number of Facebook acquaintances to my "Never, EVER, be alone in a room with this woman" list. Not that Kavanaugh's accuser can even prove that. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (TM5Iv) 469
Can you be more specific?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (bcbK LOL. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (AllCR) 470
455 Don't quote the trolls.
It's Fen. She deserves a "please don't quote the trolls". Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (fuK7c) ============== That's "Please don't quote the trolls, Reverend". Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (psRYC) 471
I thought he was supposed to be smart.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM (2I4LM) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Whelan let his personal friendship with Kavanaugh cloud his judgement. Naming some other guy just gave Ford the opportunity to say she knew both and can tell them apart. It gave her a layup. The bigger question is how can Leonard Leo, who has lead the most successful part of the Trump presidency, actually think this was a good idea. If anyone else here knows him, they will vouch for how careful and thorough he is. This was the ultimate "own goal." Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (/FVTN) 472
Who's the vile blond on FOX?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (9MKXa) Can you be more specific? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (bcbK yea, saw her there yesterday too she's annoying Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (2I4LM) 473
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (MAstk)
Right. I noted that at 10AM My point is that the United States Senate does not move at internet speed. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (NYS7S) 474
PMSNBC has a story on how nice PDT is being to Ford! WTF?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (wU/T1) DOGS and cats LIVING together.......MASS HYSTERIA!!!!!!! Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:31 AM (F4u7C) 475
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (wGbBR)
My money is on Door Number 2 Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:31 AM (NYS7S) 476
Own goal!Drink.It's going to be an early night!
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:31 AM (mCMQ5) 477
Where's the GOPe's Magic Eight Ball when they need its wisdom most? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 10:31 AM (pNxlR) Posted by: Two Girls at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (wldC6) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (7AQC5) 480
That's "Please don't quote the trolls, Reverend". Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (psRYC) ------ Or "damnit, please don't quote the trolls, Reverend" Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (TnE/T) Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (rjbMC) 482
Grassley may be coordinating the talking points with the Rs.But it would seem that should have happened in advance ... or maybe they want to wait a few more minutes so they don't seem so anxious to beat the bell. He has to make sure Flake won't fluke out and stab us in the back ... again, if the activist makes some counter offer ... again.
theater of the absurd. Posted by: illiniwek at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (Cus5s) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (AllCR) 484
The same people calling everyone a troll are the same ones who were 100% sure the vote would happen yesterday.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (UAukn) 485
Troubling that Grassley hasn't decided.
He's decided - he's telling his colleagues on the committee what the decision is. This all takes more than firing-off a couple of tweets, folks. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (NYS7S) Not really. It just takes a don't-give-a-fuck-take-no-prisoners attitude. Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (9BLnV) 486
473 Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (MAstk)
Right. I noted that at 10AM My point is that the United States Senate does not move at internet speed. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (NYS7S) ============== On a good day, it moves at telegraph speed. On a bad day, it moves at "drunken carrier pigeon with a shit sense of direction" speed. Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (psRYC) 487
Now I'm getting "The United States Senate Website is down: message. The whole website??
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (lwiT4) 488
Well folks ... nobody has hated on the Establishment Repubs more than me.
This shit could go either way ... but we might just be watching the moment where their little Political Balls drop. *sniff* They just grow up so FAST. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (V+bdf) 489
Gonna be a long morning.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (wldC6) 490
Wakes up.
Scratches. Looks around. Scans upthread. See Kapernick to the Pats. Snorts. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (0tfLf) 491
Not a troll,just annoying.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (mCMQ5) 492
I'm guessing that if Team Ford had filed the necessary paperwork they'd be all over CNN and MSDNC saying so right now.
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (NYS7S) Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (Bdeb0) 494
Dear Judge Kavanaugh. When you are on the Supreme Court please remember all the shit the left put you and your family through and make every decision one of a vindictive SOB.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (OLCnA) 495
451 Concern trolls are the worst.
Posted by: Peace be Still at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (LIhNq) Prog trolls only concerned about power! What can they take from you! Progressives can NEVER be truly concerned about people as they look a groups they can control. It is impossible to care about a class without thinking to help that class I must destroy another. Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (wU/T1) 496
Remember yesterday when I was a NeverTrump troll for pointing out the obvious that Flake was a no? Good times.
Who is next? I say Murkie by 4pm est today. And I stand by my prediction that Kav withdraws by tomorrow EOB. Posted by: #neverskankles at September 17, 2018 01:58 PM (iD4Ml) Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (yQpMk) Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (+g41/) 498
PS No one can be made to CARE!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (wU/T1) 499
The Nutty Professor reminds me of a kid trying to stay up past her bedtime;
"Can't I stay up until the mid-terms are over, Mommy?" "No." "But, Mommy--the FBI is coming to interview me. I told them to come by Halloween. We'll have a tea party. I'll make them some tea, and then we can have a leisurely chat for a week or two about Where the Bad Man Touched Me(tm). Can't I just stay up 'til then?" Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (Ndje9) 500
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (UAukn)
That's an interesting statement. And mostly bullshit. Notice I didn't quote it? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (wYseH) 501
Grassley may be coordinating the talking points with the Rs.But it would seem that should have happened in advance
They'd have been instantly leaked. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (NYS7S) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (MAstk) 503
Lovely child and cute pooch. Nice painting.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (b2Qci) 504
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:32 AM (UAukn)
Okay. Now I've had it. I have just had it with you. All week long, you have come up with one or another "things that will never happen!! eleventy!!" I have had it. Done. Bye Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (lwiT4) 505
450 PMSNBC has a story on how nice PDT is being to Ford! WTF?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 10:28 AM (wU/T1) Squeeky Mika and Jamoke Joe were NOT very complimentary to Ford too. Link to Free Bacon.... http://tinyurl.com/ycafbtge Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (cF8AT) 506
Sponge wrist rocket fights are fun, but bb gun fights rule. I had a 5mm Sheridan, and was designated sniper.
Posted by: Neville Chamberlain at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (xzqr4) We did have an episode where the roman candle fight didn't work out so well for that one kid's face....... Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (F4u7C) 507
494 Dear Judge Kavanaugh. When you are on the Supreme Court please remember all the shit the left put you and your family through and make every decision one of a vindictive SOB.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (OLCnA) ============= He and Sotomayor are going to become best friends and he'll start ruling based on how his best friend feels, to make sure she feels as good as possible. Pessimism! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:35 AM (3T+T0) 508
Unless sabotage was his aim (self-sabotage included since who will credit his reasoning ability now) Ed Whelan is not smart.
Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Sp1NT) 509
Not really. It just takes a don't-give-a-fuck-take-no-prisoners attitude.
Amen! This is ridiculous! Have the vote and let the chips fall where they may. Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (v1udk) 510
473 Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:29 AM (MAstk)
Right. I noted that at 10AM My point is that the United States Senate does not move at internet speed. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (NYS7S) Does 10AM mean 10AM or 10-AM-10AM Whoopi rape-rape 10AM (10AM)? Gotta go get the papers, get the papers... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (/9p9e) 511
Meh, they keep reporting Kavanaugh's support is dropping.
bs Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:26 AM (2I4LM) More rumors and speculation? Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (hLRSq) 512
Plus I don't think you're neverskankles. I think you're nevertrump. I think you're neverconservative. I think you're a big ol' never.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (lwiT4) 513
"What the hell is a "Loving Cup", anyway?"
Rolling Stones song from Exile on Main Street, the best album ever by anyone who ever played music. https://youtu.be/vtJ34oFnpog Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (fuK7c) 514
492 I'm guessing that if Team Ford had filed the necessary paperwork they'd be all over CNN and MSDNC saying so right now.
Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM ------ Bingo. Posted by: BebeDahl at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (yNyJy) 515
Kurt Schlicter is talking about the important issues in his article today: hamburgers.
So today, I'm having hamburgers for lunch. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (bcbK8) 516
Fen deserves a medal for putting up with our shit. If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (TnE/T) 517
They just grow up so FAST.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (V+bdf) Don't think for a second that even if they do the right thing here that means they'll do the right thing the next time. Republican politicians need something to tell voters "Hey, you have to vote for me because if you don't, the other guy's decisions are going to be much worse." If they give us nothing ever, then we have no reason to vote for them at all. If they occasionally give is crumbs, they can at least use the "lesser of two evils" argument. SCOTUS judges are the best way for them to give us that, because it gives them one degree of separation from the actual political fallout that comes when the court makes a decent constitutional ruling. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (KUaJL) 518
Donna&&&&&&V: ...I hope that after I'm done showering, I'll come back to the computer and find out from you guys that...
...the tape fell off of your camera...? Ain' no simian wisdom yet. Keep arting. Posted by: mindful webworker - pix or pixar? at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (ZKH8Q) 519
Yes. When confirmed payback is due.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (b2Qci) 520
512 Plus I don't think you're neverskankles. I think you're nevertrump. I think you're neverconservative. I think you're a big ol' never.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (lwiT4) =============== :Slow Clapping: Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (psRYC) 521
Wait, the (D)s are demanding Kavanaughs Explanation of Benefits now?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (n9hQQ) 522
It's not just us, folks.
Buy ammo. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (bcbK When I first read Sarah Hoyt's blog a couple of years ago she thought concerns about the US having an internal conflict were over-blown. Since she lived through actual revolution and insurrection I can see why. Lately though, as the left has refused to accommodate itself to having lost, she seems nearly convinced there *will* be a violent break. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (uquGJ) 523
Does 10AM mean 10AM or 10-AM-10AM Whoopi rape-rape 10AM (10AM)? Gotta go get the papers, get the papers... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (/9p9e) Nicely, nicely done Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (bcbK8) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (AllCR) 525
There are some trolls, but I think that this K issue has stirred a lot of lurkers up to comment when they usually wouldn't... even some semi-lurkers like myself.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (al6UK) 526
It is impossible to care about a class without thinking to help that class I must destroy another. Yeah, America is a classless society. We don't do "elite" and we sorta expect the people in government to adhere to that. "All men are created equal." Translation For the language-impaired Snowflake Progs; that includes everyone. Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (HaL55) 527
oh my! I was commenting on the last thread and thought everybody was gone.
If you want to see the Cruz/Francis debate it will be streamed only on NBCDFW.com at 6pm cst. Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (QMG5F) 528
Deadline has come and gone, Vote!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (0OmEj) 529
On a good day, it moves at telegraph speed. On a bad day, it moves at "drunken carrier pigeon with a shit sense of direction" speed.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:33 AM (psRYC) You could've just said "US Postal Service." Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (F4u7C) 530
" If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago."
Shane... Don't go!!!!!! Posted by: That kid in the movie, as Shane rides away at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (wldC6) 531
Of course Grassley has to take the temp of the room to see if the debacle yesterday has changed the minds of Collins, Murkowski and Flake. Getting any Dem votes is now out of the question.
Grassley's letter a few days ago was brilliant and the kind of messaging the GOP needs. No reason to attack the guy now. Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (/FVTN) 532
> Rolling Stones song from Exile on Main Street, the best album ever by anyone who ever played music.
That's a good one, but I'd rank Let It Bleed and Sticky Fingers just a bit higher. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (TM5Iv) Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (9oyUx) 534
522 It's not just us, folks.
Buy ammo. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:27 AM (bcbK When I first read Sarah Hoyt's blog a couple of years ago she thought concerns about the US having an internal conflict were over-blown. Since she lived through actual revolution and insurrection I can see why. Lately though, as the left has refused to accommodate itself to having lost, she seems nearly convinced there *will* be a violent break. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (uquGJ) Sarah's a smart cookie and a good writer. And yes, the ability to lose a fight but not break up or lose your mind seems to have been lost. See Seattle City councilman Sawant. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (bcbK8) 535
Where I came from, 'Sticks and stones can break your bones, but words can never hurt you.' The word fags don't understand that getting a wedgie, or being called 'fatass' is just friendly teasing that helps build character. Sometimes it's serial killer character, but character nonetheless.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male If the kid's got a lot of other BS going on, I can see it being a problem, but most kids? Used to be you deal, maybe have a playground meeting after school, and went about your business. This generation of weaklings now would be bruised by having a Q-tip fall on their heads. Pathetic. Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (AM1GF) 536
2) Whipping the vote to make sure the vote to confirm will go through this afternoon or Monday morning.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (wGbBR) Grassley is likely making sure that everyone is on board; there can't be a situation where he announces what the plan is going to be and then all of a sudden one or two GOP senators publicly say they're not happy about it. There won't be a vote by the committee today, regardless. As well, once he gets out of committee the process to get him confirmed will take upwards of 5 days. Posted by: Vendette at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (Wt342) 537
Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about who Ed Whelan is and what he's done.
Seriously. I'm starting to panic that I've missed something incredibly earth-shattering and I won't be able to tell future generations that I was there when it happened!!!! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (5AVMW) 538
If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (TnE/T) Well, I have met you, so I can vouch for your lack of character. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (wYseH) 539
If you want to see the Cruz/Francis debate it will be streamed only on NBCDFW.com at 6pm cst.
Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (QMG5F) I PRAY Cruz wipes the floor with that jackass..... Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (F4u7C) 540
523
Nicely, nicely done Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (bcbK Now some music from Talk Talk Talk Talk, Mister Mister Mister Mister and Duran Duran Duran Duran with a bonus track from The The The The... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (/9p9e) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (vg8iE) 542
We're still working on that list of accomplishments, (R)s. So far we've got tax cuts that will expire and the Russia investigation into the leader of your party.
________________ Yeah, and no funding for the wall. Screw the GOP asswipes. If they lose Kavanaugh, we're not going to be motivated for vote for more of their failure theater bullshit. I'll vote Green, or Libertarian, or whatever. Sure, they're loons, but at least they don't pretend to care about protecting my interests. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (fqUgw) 543
Plus I don't think you're neverskankles. I think you're nevertrump. I think you're neverconservative. I think you're a big ol' never.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (lwiT4) =============== :Slow Clapping: Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (psRYC) I've said before I refer to these types of people as CAVEMAN Conservatives. Complain About Virtually Everything Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 21, 2018 10:39 AM (ZLlh9) 544
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576 572 blasey ford won't talk to the FBI because if she does, and they catch her in a lie, she goes to prison. Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (YoaSV) ~~~ The exact valid complaint from the Left on the Trump/Mueller proposed meet-up. Posted by: socalcon at September 21, 2018 10:39 AM (Roy2Z) Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2018 10:39 AM (NFEMn) 546
i'm concerned that there isn't enough concern here...
Posted by: just another new nick at September 21, 2018 10:39 AM (rjbMC) 547
537 Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about who Ed Whelan is and what he's done.
Seriously. I'm starting to panic that I've missed something incredibly earth-shattering and I won't be able to tell future generations that I was there when it happened!!!! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (5AVMW) I didn't know who he was until ace's posts a few days ago. Posted by: Tami at September 21, 2018 10:39 AM (cF8AT) 548
536 2) Whipping the vote to make sure the vote to confirm will go through this afternoon or Monday morning.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (wGbBR) Grassley is likely making sure that everyone is on board; there can't be a situation where he announces what the plan is going to be and then all of a sudden one or two GOP senators publicly say they're not happy about it. There won't be a vote by the committee today, regardless. As well, once he gets out of committee the process to get him confirmed will take upwards of 5 days. Posted by: Vendette at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (Wt342) First Monday in October is one week from this Monday. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:39 AM (/9p9e) 549
Do the R's not realize that there are many women who have husbands sons and grandson who could be affected by baseless charges with no evidence after the fact decades later?, As Donna remarked women don't vote as a herd. There are plenty of R and Ind women who are darn mad at this railroading of Kav and the feckless R's
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (AllCR) 550
536 2) Whipping the vote to make sure the vote to confirm will go through this afternoon or Monday morning.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:30 AM (wGbBR) Grassley is likely making sure that everyone is on board; there can't be a situation where he announces what the plan is going to be and then all of a sudden one or two GOP senators publicly say they're not happy about it. There won't be a vote by the committee today, regardless. As well, once he gets out of committee the process to get him confirmed will take upwards of 5 days. Posted by: Vendette at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (Wt342) ============= Yup. After McCain pulled his stunt last year they've gotta be a bit gunshy about this kinda thing. Alot of grilling Flake et al to make sure he won't shiv us... Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (psRYC) 551
Okay. Now I've had it. I have just had it with you. All week long, you have come up with one or another "things that will never happen!! eleventy!!"
I have had it. Done. Bye Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 10:34 AM (lwiT4) A belated ditto. Posted by: LASue at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (Z48ZB) Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (UAukn) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (wldC6) Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (UFLLM) 555
Polli, I imagine the left spoinling for it will put all their fodder out in front of them, as despots always do.
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (dPd5y) 556
Well, I have met you, so I can vouch for your lack of character. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (wYseH) -------- *fistbump* Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (TnE/T) 557
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Fen deserves a medal for putting up with our shit. If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago. Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (TnE/T) Fen Grammie Winger -- truly pearls amongst swine. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (jxbfJ) 558
{willowed from EMT}
576 572 blasey ford won't talk to the FBI because if she does, and they catch her in a lie, she goes to prison. Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at September 21, 2018 10:25 AM (YoaSV) ~~~ The exact valid complaint from the Left on the Trump/Mueller proposed meet-up. Posted by: socalcon at September 21, 2018 10:39 AM (Roy2Z) This mirrors Mueller's Russian probe in so many ways. Looking for evidence to fit a crime that didn't happen. Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (NFEMn) 559
I see the voice of doom is back.
Tiresome Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (9MKXa) 560
Fen deserves a medal for putting up with our shit. If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago.
Posted by: Weasel We are the Island of Misfit Commenters. This is home. Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (AM1GF) 561
Why don't you join the likeminded crew at HotAir?
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (mCMQ5) 562
Well, the F'n bathtub isn't gonna scrub itself.
============= Easy fix - do what I do - don't use it. Then it never needs cleaning. Posted by: Michael Moore at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (vg8iE) 563
Unless sabotage was his aim (self-sabotage included since who will credit his reasoning ability now) Ed Whelan is not smart.
Posted by: SarahW at September 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Sp1NT) That good idea you had after three drinks is not a good idea. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (hLRSq) 564
" If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago."
Shane... Don't go!!!!!! Posted by: That kid in the movie, as Shane rides away at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (wldC6) Preacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: That girl from Pale Rider at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (8D42x) 565
516 Fen deserves a medal for putting up with our shit. If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (TnE/T) Why have good character when you can have Helicopters and Canals? Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (UnA8+) 566
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (UAukn)
Are you intent upon careening headlong into unrepentant asshole territory? Because all indications are that your plan is just that, and it's on schedule. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (wYseH) 567
Every day this is delayed pressure grows on Rinos to vote no. How can Grassley not understand this?
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (UAukn) 568
Grassley has delayed 3 times. But hey man, don't worry all is well.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (UAukn) Kananaugh's getting confirmed whether the vote in today, Monday or next Thursday. Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (NFEMn) 569
At least Doctor Ford should get the Sunday morning news shows. Meet the Press should be in for her. And of course CNN will have their panel of experts standing by.
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (AvXKk) 570
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Fen deserves a medal for putting up with our shit. If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago. Posted by: Weasel We are the Island of Misfit Commenters. This is home. Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (AM1GF) With so many of us (me included), reclining on the couch just like Al Bundy Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (jxbfJ) Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (fA1SL) 572
Shane...
Don't go!!!!!! Posted by: That kid in the movie, as Shane rides away Hey, That Kid. Shane's dead. Yeah, I know you're young and I sound harsh, but this is the world and painting it pretty won't make it pretty. Shane's dead and his last act is riding away without telling you he's dying. Your sweet old Ma will find his body in the culee tomorrow and have to get it buried without telling you. It's best you know now. You'll appreciate Ma all the more for her sweet heart and trying to protect you, but it's best you learn how the world really is. And quit crying, buttercup. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (fuK7c) 573
Whelan probably got overzealous trying to help his buddy.
He screwed up though. No doubt about that. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (wGbBR) 574
That little girl with the glasses in the no-bullying commercial.
"He called me googley-eyes" Mom should have dealt with it with a swift "Dear, he's an asshole, and words can't hurt you" But Nooooooo....we have to have a national campaign to teach about how words can actually have the power to harm a person, instead. --- You can almost see her growing up to be an associate professor of psychology who insists that her family calls her "doctor." Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (n9hQQ) 575
Promising comments by Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (MAstk) 576
Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about who Ed Whelan is and what he's done.
Seriously. I'm starting to panic that I've missed something incredibly earth-shattering and I won't be able to tell future generations that I was there when it happened!!!! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) I didn't know who he was until ace's posts a few days ago. Posted by: Tami I still don't. Not that I care. Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (AM1GF) 577
Tami, loll, I didn't even know ace had a post about it last night yesterday and I thought he thought it was likely a nothing burger.
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (dPd5y) 578
Do the R's not realize that there are many women who have husbands sons
and grandson who could be affected by baseless charges with no evidence after the fact decades later?, As Donna remarked women don't vote as a herd. There are plenty of R and Ind women who are darn mad at this railroading of Kav and the feckless R's I know!!! Since allegations of drunken groping are now rape, where's my FBI investigation when that minister raped me at Aretha's funeral - on national TEE-VEE???!!!! Posted by: ariana Grande at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (RzUqr) 579
Speaking of fistbumps, I have been trying to teach WeaselDog how to do this, but she seems to be having trouble with the concept.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (TnE/T) 580
571 For the end of the worlders:
You are free to leave any time. Rope. Ceiling joist. Chair. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (fA1SL) ============== Damn dude. Hardcore. Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (psRYC) 581
565. Ahem. Ethically curated helicopter rides and artisanal canals.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (fA1SL) 582
Yo PDT, if you're reading the comments. Please put out flaming tweet at about 5:45am tomorrow.
Not only will piss off the Sunday yackers schedule of attacks it makes them work drunk on Saturday. Posted by: DanMan at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (QMG5F) 583
From one of the articles in The Morning Report:
Eighty years ago, "Me Too" described Republicans eager to publicly second the policies of Franklin Roosevelt, a feeling so pervasive that the party nominated for president in 1940 a man who a few months earlier registered as a Democrat. "Me-Too Republican" generally conjured up not opportunists but an oversocialized character longing for approval from his Democratic neighbors and colleagues but clinging, perhaps out of family tradition or some other cause that also spoke to his desire to fit in, to the GOP label. I wasn't familiar with "Me Too Republicans" but it is interesting to see that these proto-never-Trumpers were kowtowing to the reds before ours were even born. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (I2dne) 584
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Grassley is likely making sure that everyone is on board; there can't be a situation where he announces what the plan is going to be and then all of a sudden one or two GOP senators publicly say they're not happy about it. There won't be a vote by the committee today, regardless. As well, once he gets out of committee the process to get him confirmed will take upwards of 5 days. Posted by: Vendette at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (Wt342) ============ I can imagine holdouts who wouldn't commit to a plan of action until certain things played out, which could explain why they didn't jump into action at 10:01. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (3T+T0) 585
*...me sucking up to Mr. Dildo...*
Phrasing, please. Posted by: socalcon at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (Roy2Z) Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (V+bdf) 587
First Monday in October is one week from this Monday.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:39 AM (/9p9e) Very true. But cloture will be involved when he reaches the full Senate, and that takes time. Posted by: Vendette at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (Wt342) 588
neverskankles, you were posting drunk last night, I can't believe we're still drunk this morning. Good god, man, you've got to take a break and sober up sometime.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (k1TUh) 589
575 Promising comments by Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (MAstk) ============ Can someone enlighten me as to where that nickname comes from? Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (psRYC) 590
palp is not the boss of me. i'd prefer a nice morphine drip.
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (dPd5y) 591
No 10AM flaming skull?
Do we have a soggy book of matches and a broken wishbone with 2 losers in a dismal swamp graphic? Posted by: Victim of Nominee X at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (pX9Ol) 592
There are plenty of R and Ind women who are darn mad at this railroading of Kav and the feckless R's
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (AllCR) That's why the Ds can't accept the 2016 results. Trump carried the white women vote. They think this will "bring them back home." Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (b8J4P) 593
Promising comments by Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (MAstk) ============ Can someone enlighten me as to where that nickname comes from? Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (psRYC) Because he looks like he could use a hit of that? Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (NFEMn) 594
592 There are plenty of R and Ind women who are darn mad at this railroading of Kav and the feckless R's
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (AllCR) That's why the Ds can't accept the 2016 results. Trump carried the white women vote. They think this will "bring them back home." Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (b8J4P) ============ If the pussy tape didn't drive them away, nothing sex related beyond a contemporary rape will come close. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (3T+T0) 595
590. In fairness, who doesn't like morphine?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (fA1SL) 596
He and Sotomayor are going to become best friends and he'll start ruling based on how his best friend feels, to make sure she feels as good as possible.
Pessimism! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:35 AM (3T+T0) I heard he was waterboy the the DC Traveling Lesbo Softball Team started by Kagan Posted by: rhennigantx at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (wU/T1) 597
Why have good character when you can have Helicopters and Canals?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM (UnA8+) I'm a fan of cauldrons of boiling oil mounted on high walls, but that's just me being fanciful. Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (al6UK) 598
Palp, I know right?
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (dPd5y) 599
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (psRYC)
Blankenship who was running against Morrissey in the R Primary for Senate in WVA. Ran an ad with it. Hilarious. Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (MAstk) 600
589 575 Promising comments by Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (MAstk) ============ Can someone enlighten me as to where that nickname comes from? Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (psRYC) If I recall right, Mitch 'the bitch' had a primary challenger who hung that name on him. Horde's been running with it ever since. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (bcbK8) 601
581 565. Ahem. Ethically curated helicopter rides and artisanal canals.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:43 AM (fA1SL) =========== So when are we going to add "Well engineered and state of the art gold mines" to this? Just saying... For those that need "special care"... Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (psRYC) 602
More rumors and speculation?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (hLRSq) if anything, it's rising and when/if he speaks, it will go up even higher he's being crucified Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (2I4LM) 603
593 Promising comments by Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (MAstk) ============ Can someone enlighten me as to where that nickname comes from? Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (psRYC) Because he looks like he could use a hit of that? Posted by: JoeF. at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (NFEMn) ============ That clown from WV tried to raise his own profile by going after Mitch McConnel during the Republican Primary. He made some comment about how Mitch benefits from the cocaine trade (or maybe just allows it? memory's fuzzy). Mitch embraced it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (3T+T0) 604
595 590. In fairness, who doesn't like morphine?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (fA1SL) Had codeine once, I think. Made me puke. Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (NWiLs) 605
So Grassley is only now coming up with a plan? Lol. This is why the left eats our lunch every day. They have been war gaming this for months.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (UAukn) 606
>>590 palp is not the boss of me. i'd prefer a nice morphine drip. Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (dPd5y)
That's Boss Zod's dope in Boss Palp's catheter... Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0) Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 10:47 AM (sX1BW) 608
After all the crap I went through growing up (and even the crap going on now as I pass 29), I am amazed that I turned out so well.
Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 10:47 AM (gmo/4) 609
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (UAukn)
He only got the other sides "demands" yesterday...but nice try. Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 10:47 AM (9MKXa) 610
601 So when are we going to add "Well engineered and state of the art gold mines" to this? Just saying...
For those that need "special care"... Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (psRYC) Salt Mines. Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:47 AM (UnA8+) 611
Don't forget the Senate still runs Win 95.
Posted by: colin at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (AvXKk) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (MAstk) 613
He needs all 10 to vote it out.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM ~~~~~ Not true. The committee doesn't even have to vote. It could go straight to the whole Senate, as it did with Justice Thomas. Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Ri0Ku) 614
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 10:36 AM (TnE/T)
You're all fine except for the tiresome trolls. You can't not care about people you pray for. It's like a family. There's the charming and kindly ones (such a bluebell and Grammie), there are the ones who come around occasionally and tell dirty jokes but are harmless and then there are a few who make you rolls your eyes and you "Here he is again. Weird uncle ____. Let's just let him eat his turkey and stuffing in peace and try not to take what he says to heart." I am surrounded by liberals including most of my friends although my son and husband are not. It is helpful to be around people with a similiair political POV. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (AllCR) 615
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (UAukn)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR-IIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (5AVMW) 616
573 Whelan probably got overzealous trying to help his buddy.
He screwed up though. No doubt about that. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (wGbBR) -------------------------------------------------------------------- That's understandable. But then Leonard Leo and the rest of the Federalist Society crew steps in and says, "uh, don't send that out quite yet, you better remove that guy's name." Posted by: ohgod at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (/FVTN) 617
594 592 There are plenty of R and Ind women who are darn mad at this railroading of Kav and the feckless R's
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:40 AM (AllCR) That's why the Ds can't accept the 2016 results. Trump carried the white women vote. They think this will "bring them back home." Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (b8J4P) ============ If the pussy tape didn't drive them away, nothing sex related beyond a contemporary rape will come close. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:45 AM (3T+T0) You said 'pussy' and 'sex' and after that it was all 'something...something' to me. What were we talking about? Adriana Lima? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (bcbK8) 618
I didn't know who he was until ace's posts a few days ago. Not unlike "friend of the blog" The Rick Wilson. Who was this a-hole that we dare not offend to the point of yanking WD's post and nuking all comments lo! those couple of years ago. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (pNxlR) 619
599 Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (psRYC)
Blankenship who was running against Morrissey in the R Primary for Senate in WVA. Ran an ad with it. Hilarious. Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (MAstk) =========== Huh. Guess you had to be there. Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (psRYC) 620
As a 1974 HS grad, I'd say (easily) 20% of the male senior yearbook pics looked similar to one another. And that was a public school (males and females).
At an all boys Prep School, I'd suspect it's be closer to 40%. Shorter: Whelan needn't have pointed out a single *alternative* sexual abuser. Posted by: socalcon at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Roy2Z) 621
Adrienne Elrod is the Clintonite on Fox.
strategist on Hillary campaign Maybe Fox will bring in the leftie nutjobs - she's making news there. Then they can be converted. At least one? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (2I4LM) 622
Shit did I blow out the margins a little????
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (5AVMW) 623
Can someone enlighten me as to where that nickname comes from?
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (psRYC) --- One of the most amusing political things I've seen in a long time. Some nobody from WV (I believe) with no real chance of winning had run some ads about how McConnell and his wife were involved in some massive drug ring or something. And it stuck. We've got local guys on the radio all around us who use it, too. I'm guessing it's that way nationwide. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (n9hQQ) 624
The next time PDT has the chance to elevate a well regarded judge to SCOTUS, he should find someone of lean,athletic build, with a beard. Wounds in the hands wouldn't hurt.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (xzqr4) Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:49 AM (dPd5y) 626
What were we talking about? Adriana Lima?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (bcbK My dream girl. Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 10:49 AM (NWiLs) 627
Well, the F'n bathtub isn't gonna scrub itself.
============= Easy fix - do what I do - don't use it. Then it never needs cleaning. Posted by: Michael Moore at September 21, 2018 10:41 AM The fact you can't fit into it doesn't come in to that at all, right? Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 10:49 AM (ctuyM) 628
Even if Kavanaugh were as conservative as we'd like (doubtful) and made decisions based strictly on the constitution as written (even more doubtful), the worst thing that would happen to abortions "rights" is they would be thrown back to the states. Blue states could be make it even easier. A handful of red states would ban it except in certain conditions. Most states would be somewhere in-between.
But no, the left has to have their bloody ritual shoved down the whole nations throat, especially the bitter clingers, and celebrated as a basic human right like gay marriage. Because that's who they are. Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 10:49 AM (MxEKc) 629
In fairness, who doesn't like morphine?
OMG, had it once. "On a scale of one to ten, how bad is the pain?" "Eleven" *morphine drip* "OK, now how's the pain?" "Still eleven, but I don't care!" Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 10:49 AM (fuK7c) 630
624 The next time PDT has the chance to elevate a well regarded judge to SCOTUS, he should find someone of lean,athletic build, with a beard. Wounds in the hands wouldn't hurt.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (xzqr4) ============== "Did you trash a Jewish temple? Are you anti-Semitic?" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (3T+T0) 631
I like it when my mom buys peanut butter. I put it on my butt and then call the dog.
Posted by: Comrade at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (jByB8) 632
The left really believes they can change a basic human behavior with an ad campaign.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (mCMQ5) 633
Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Ri0Ku)
For practical reasons. See my subsequent comments. Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (MAstk) 634
The dog seems to have a bit of an underbite.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (hVHEm) 635
621 Adrienne Elrod is the Clintonite on Fox.
strategist on Hillary campaign Maybe Fox will bring in the leftie nutjobs - she's making news there. Then they can be converted. At least one? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (2I4LM) Never knew Fox broadcasted from Rivendell. Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (KUaJL) 636
I took an Oxy with a glass of wine once. Once. It felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good it scared the crap out of me, never again. Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (UFLLM) 637
628 Even if Kavanaugh were as conservative as we'd like (doubtful) and made decisions based strictly on the constitution as written (even more doubtful), the worst thing that would happen to abortions "rights" is they would be thrown back to the states. Blue states could be make it even easier. A handful of red states would ban it except in certain conditions. Most states would be somewhere in-between.
But no, the left has to have their bloody ritual shoved down the whole nations throat, especially the bitter clingers, and celebrated as a basic human right like gay marriage. Because that's who they are. Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 10:49 AM (MxEKc) ============= Do you have any idea how much easier it is to influence politicians in one city instead of 50? Planned Parenthood doesn't want that fight. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (3T+T0) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (MAstk) 639
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (UAukn) Habitual shit-poster and shit-stirrer. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (pNxlR) 640
Bander, when my sis ws dieing her response was to see boogieman I had to talk her down for hours.
so I guess I don't actually want a drip or a time released thing I want a full course to finish the deed. Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (dPd5y) Posted by: Gnossos Pappadopoulis at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (O74hG) Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (HaL55) 643
Among Ford's terms for her appearing before the comittee is that she should only be questioned by committee members, and no lawyer should be permitted to do so.
This is a clear sign that she is strategizing/conspiring with someone who is not interested in the neutrality suggested by having an independent lawyer do the questioning. The point of that strategy is the force the men of the senate to display their white male power against a defenseless victim and thereby embarrass and shame themselves. Posted by: Guy Gawkes at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (9xIiZ) 644
dying*
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (dPd5y) 645
You're all fine except for the tiresome trolls. You can't not care about people you pray for. It's like a family.
There's the charming and kindly ones (such a bluebell and Grammie), there are the ones who come around occasionally and tell dirty jokes but are harmless and then there are a few who make you rolls your eyes and you "Here he is again. Weird uncle ____. Let's just let him eat his turkey and stuffing in peace and try not to take what he says to heart." I am surrounded by liberals including most of my friends although my son and husband are not. It is helpful to be around people with a similiair political POV. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (AllCR) -------------------- And this kind of comment is why I appreciate your presence on this blog. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (qC1Sy) 646
YAY!!!! We got our Nike Stock Update!!!
LOLOLOL!!!! I love this place!!! The trolls are so much fun!!!!! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (5AVMW) 647
632 The left really believes they can change a basic human behavior with an ad campaign.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (mCMQ5) ============ To be fair, they also think they can convince men to find transgendered people attractive and highly desirable. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (3T+T0) 648
626 What were we talking about? Adriana Lima?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (bcbK My dream girl. Posted by: Insomniac at September 21, 2018 10:49 AM (NWiLs) You have taste Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (bcbK8) 649
So what happened? Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (OMGh7) 650
610 601 So when are we going to add "Well engineered and state of the art gold mines" to this? Just saying...
For those that need "special care"... Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (psRYC) Salt Mines. Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 10:47 AM (UnA8+) ============= Hmm, I guess that would serve well as an american version of Kolyma... Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (psRYC) 651
This morning I read an article about Ford's yearbook being scrubbed. The article also contained a picture of Brett and another boy who looked a lot like Brett. Can't find it now. Can anybody find it?
Posted by: harleycowboy at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (+9AX9) 652
Oh, yes, it's been a real blessing to know that people I don't know IRL are praying for me. I have shared that at church. That's a wonderful thing the people of faith can do for each other. It probably doesn't surprise you that I have had many messages in church about prayer. It's important!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (AllCR) 653
mr dog is so clingy today
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (CE6iV) 654
Komrade does have his deal, doesn't he. Sticks to the script like the skid marks in his mistreated Under-roos.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (xPJvm) 655
Among Ford's terms for her appearing before the comittee is that she should only be questioned by committee members, and no lawyer should be permitted to do so.
-------------- So can Cruz question her? Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (sX1BW) 656
Jon Benet Ramsey Posted by: Soothi at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (OMGh7) 657
Mitch McConnell can get me good blow? Why was I not informed of this?
Posted by: kallisto at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (OJ/jL) 658
Okay, who had Nike at 10:45-11:00am? Please collect your winnings at any of the three windows by the exit.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (n9hQQ) 659
took an Oxy with a glass of wine once.
Once. It felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good it scared the crap out of me, never again. Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (UFLLM) must be something wrong with me. I've never had that kind of reaction. I'm sad. the pain is numbed, but I never got 'high' as it were. Posted by: SturmToddler at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (8D42x) 660
>>so I guess I don't actually want a drip or a time released thing I want a full course to finish the deed. Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (dPd5y)
You want what Bill Burroughs referred to as a "hot shot." "The look in the kid's face, it was tasty." Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (Bdeb0) 661
Posted by: Guy Gawkes at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (9xIiZ)
Yup beating up a female attempted rape victim. She will cry and the Dems will run ads with it. Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (MAstk) 662
He ass raped me with his EYES!!!!!1!!!!
Posted by: Ariana Grande at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (Y274z) 663
650. Gold? We'll mine the zek's fillings before assigning them to their duties.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (fA1SL) 664
It's like we have a chemjeff all over again
Posted by: NCKate at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (Jv60O) 665
652 Oh, yes, it's been a real blessing to know that people I don't know IRL are praying for me. I have shared that at church. That's a wonderful thing the people of faith can do for each other. It probably doesn't surprise you that I have had many messages in church about prayer. It's important!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (AllCR) ============ I felt that for the first time a few days ago when I starting talking about my dog's health. It really touched me. I've thanked you all before, but I'll take the moment to thank you all again for it. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (3T+T0) 666
zod, yes.
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (dPd5y) 667
How do you know he had a lean/athletic build? Jesus could'a been a fatboy! That's FAT not FRAT ...Nah, no one listens to fatboys. I'm living proof of that. Posted by: Put that kid back where it came from or So Help Me at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (HPNqc) Posted by: redc1c4 at September 21, 2018 10:54 AM (rjbMC) 669
660. * fistbump *
Recollect when I was traveling with the Vigilante. Best shake-man in the industry..... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:54 AM (fA1SL) 670
or heroin. it might be cheaper save some money.
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:54 AM (dPd5y) 671
564
" If I had any measurable amount of good character, I'd have given up on us long ago." Shane... Don't go!!!!!! Posted by: That kid in the movie, as Shane rides away at September 21, 2018 10:37 AM (wldC6) Preacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by: That girl from Pale Rider at September 21, 2018 * * If I smelled as bad as you do, I wouldn't go near people. Posted by: Mattie Ross, to Rooster at September 21, 2018 10:54 AM (/ZWeB) 672
"Do you have any idea how much easier it is to influence politicians in one city instead of 50?
Planned Parenthood doesn't want that fight. Posted by: TheJamesMadison" Besides, nobody wants go marching and chanting in Montana. What fun is that? Posted by: Ripley at September 21, 2018 10:54 AM (MxEKc) 673
I'd love to see Nike stock cut off prior to the ad and just following the S&P 500 overlaid onto the chart after their Colin dump.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you download all your docs on Google at September 21, 2018 10:54 AM (n9hQQ) 674
600 589 575 Promising comments by Cocaine Mitch.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (MAstk) ============ Can someone enlighten me as to where that nickname comes from? Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:44 AM (psRYC) If I recall right, Mitch 'the bitch' had a primary challenger who hung that name on him. Horde's been running with it ever since. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:46 AM (bcbK And then Mitch (well, whoever is running his twitter account) followed up with this brilliant tweet: https://twitter .com/Team_Mitch/status/994036999387537409 (break between the dot com) Posted by: Ann at September 21, 2018 10:54 AM (RdjB2) 675
Saw it, HA. I'll get to it later. Can't get the video to load on my tablet.
Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:55 AM (psRYC) 676
It's like we have a chemjeff all over again
Posted by: NCKate at September 21, 2018 10:53 AM (Jv60O) well he has not taken to calling people nazis yet or telling them to fuck off Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 21, 2018 10:55 AM (9MKXa) 677
664. It's NOT a binary choice - we have many trolling options.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:55 AM (fA1SL) 678
YAY!!!! We got our Nike Stock Update!!!
LOLOLOL!!!! I love this place!!! The trolls are so much fun!!!!! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 10:51 AM (5AVMW) I would like them better if we could use them like piñatas... Posted by: SturmToddler at September 21, 2018 10:55 AM (8D42x) 679
Joel B. Pollak
OK, just heard from 'a little bird': - Grassley already knows Ford won't show on Monday. - They have something on Ford, that destroys her credibility. If she shows, they'll use it. - Kavanaugh will be confirmed by Wed next week latest (if not earlier). Posted by: Nothing is Gonna Happen at September 21, 2018 10:55 AM (sXyKU) 680
On PI Rand Paul is at 68% to vote yes. Has he said anything to indicate a no? Seems like easy money to take that bet.
Of course if there is no vote, ie the nomination is pulled, the bet is lost. So essentially the bet is 68% chance there will be a vote. Posted by: #neverskankles at September 21, 2018 10:55 AM (UAukn) 681
- They have something on Ford, that destroys her credibility. If she shows, they'll use it.
---------- Another Ed Whelan tweet feed? Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (sX1BW) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (2I4LM) 683
>>670 or heroin. it might be cheaper save some money. Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:54 AM (dPd5y)
Or bug-powder. Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (Bdeb0) 684
he left really believes they can change a basic human behavior with an ad campaign.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM Because it works. #BringBackOurGirls Posted by: Moochelle at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (ctuyM) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (MAstk) 686
Fox
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (6Ll1u) 687
679 Joel B. Pollak
OK, just heard from 'a little bird': - Grassley already knows Ford won't show on Monday. - They have something on Ford, that destroys her credibility. If she shows, they'll use it. - Kavanaugh will be confirmed by Wed next week latest (if not earlier). Posted by: Nothing is Gonna Happen at September 21, 2018 10:55 AM (sXyKU) ----------------------- I hate the premise that Ford had any credibility to begin with. Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (qC1Sy) 688
Scans upthread. See Kapernick to the Pats. Snorts.
This is a brilliant move on their part. The next time they cheat (and they will, cause, Patriots) this idiot will be on hand to abuse the police when they're called. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (vvSBD) 689
632 The left really believes they can change a basic human behavior with an ad campaign. Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (mCMQ5) Their PSAs entreating kids to go to USA.gov (or some such site) to get ideas for games to play outside after school took the cake. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (pNxlR) 690
For the end of the worlders:
You are free to leave any time. Rope. Ceiling joist. Chair. Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 10:42 AM (fA1SL) I little vigorous physical rehabilitation and a healthy diet of black bread and cabbage soup will soon have them right as rain. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (yQpMk) 691
I took an Oxy with a glass of wine once.
Once. It felt SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good it scared the crap out of me, never again. Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM (UFLLM) I drank 14 beers and took 2 7.5/250 Vicodin's last weekend. Monday SUCKED..... Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 10:56 AM (F4u7C) 692
655 Among Ford's terms for her appearing before the comittee is that she should only be questioned by committee members, and no lawyer should be permitted to do so.
-------------- So can Cruz question her? Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (sX1BW) Hirohito will only accept the Potsdam Declaration if the 20th Air Force nukes Dallas and St. Louis and they get to keep Manchuria and Singapore. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:57 AM (/9p9e) 693
What were we talking about? Adriana Lima?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (bcbK Yes, please. Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:57 AM (Z5y53) 694
You want what Bill Burroughs referred to as a "hot shot."
Posted by: Zod ------------ That's not funny. Posted by: Joan Vollmer at September 21, 2018 10:57 AM (kPB28) 695
AND betting updates!!!!!!
The hell with work, I'm staying glued to this thread to hear more from our resident geniuses!!!!! We are so blessed!!! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 21, 2018 10:57 AM (5AVMW) 696
OK ... I'll bite.
What the fuck happened that Kankles is now "a troll". Dude has been here a while. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (V+bdf) 697
The left really believes they can change a basic human behavior with an ad campaign. It's only natural for them since they seemingly have no moral or intellectual keystone that holds their life together. Intellectually, they're like a fart in a hurricane of chaos. Take their latest mantra that "all whites are racists." How can you possibly believe that? Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (HaL55) 698
693 What were we talking about? Adriana Lima?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (bcbK Yes, please. Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 10:57 AM (Z5y53) ============= Now that, gentlemen, is a Woman. Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (psRYC) 699
Fen,
You seem like such a sweet person. of course you have my prayers. I have found my peeps in the horde. It is very comforting. Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (d7Ww2) 700
zod, well that was demeaning , and would it work? I mean it might take a massive amt.
anyway I only think of this because my family side doesn't live long and dies suffering. so preparation and acceptance is a thing. Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (dPd5y) 701
Ever notice how not one of these Senators ever just up and says, "You know what, fuck all this," and just pulls out a Mason jar, dumps the tarantula from it onto the table, crushes the thing, and eats it.
That *never* happens in the Senate. Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (Bdeb0) 702
YAY!!!! We got our Nike Stock Update!!!"
Check back as the volume, well, isn't. It's the insiders puffing it up in an attempt to sell. Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (6qErC) 703
692
655 Among Ford's terms for her appearing before the comittee is that she should only be questioned by committee members, and no lawyer should be permitted to do so. -------------- So can Cruz question her? Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 10:52 AM (sX1BW) Hirohito will only accept the Potsdam Declaration if the 20th Air Force nukes Dallas and St. Louis and they get to keep Manchuria and Singapore. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 10:57 AM (/9p9e) And she wanted Kavanaugh to testify first. He couldn't be there when she testifies. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (jxbfJ) 704
oh my
Emily Lindin @EmilyLindin Sorry. If some innocent men's reputations have to take a hit in the process of undoing the patriarchy, that is a price I am absolutely willing to pay. in response Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr More Donald Trump Jr. Retweeted Emily Lindin Remember folks. They actually believe this crap. This is why you need to vote in November. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (2I4LM) 705
Well, I have met you, so I can vouch for your lack of character.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (wYseH) -------- Hey! I've met Weasel too, and I can absolutely vouch for his character. And that has nothing to do with the fact that he's always trying to pay for my lunch. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (C1PQi) 706
The Left has nothing but one long neverending temper tantrum. Somebody please make it stop!
(Or in German: endlosamerikanischeuberwutanfalwerfungshaltenmachen, bitte Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (m45I2) 707
Trump finally called her on it in a tweet and the Rinos are all panicking....What a bunch of pathetic pant waists
Posted by: It's me donna at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (O2RFr) 708
are we going to start another fart thread? my 17yo boy just told me that a shart was a fart with committment
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (d7Ww2) Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (zn7R9) 710
on the good and unexpected new fron my spouse told me Browns won and wow was it a good game
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y) 711
It's Just Another Day. - Onigo Boingo, the wise and powerful
The '80's were truly a time of enlightenment. Posted by: Archer at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (gmo/4) 712
OK, with all the positivity leaking out around this gang of glorious reprobates, I feel the need for an 'Ette appreciation link. You're welcome. (If this isn't SFW for you, find a new job.)
https://is.gd/jaKrcw Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (AM1GF) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (2I4LM) 714
The bull who plows my girl looks very handsome in his Nikes. Have you heard its stick is up?
Posted by: Kumrad at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (nkCeM) 715
704
oh my Emily Lindin @EmilyLindin Sorry. If some innocent men's reputations have to take a hit in the process of undoing the patriarchy, that is a price I am absolutely willing to pay. in response Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr More Donald Trump Jr. Retweeted Emily Lindin Remember folks. They actually believe this crap. This is why you need to vote in November. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (2I4LM) Hey Emily -exactly what price are YOU paying if some innocent man's reputation is being destroyed? Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (jxbfJ) 716
In fairness, who doesn't like morphine?
Anyone with bathroom issues, i.e., constipation. I'm dealing with diverticulitis and colon scarring. I don't know which is worse, the pain vs the constipation. Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (v1udk) 717
696 OK ... I'll bite.
What the fuck happened that Kankles is now "a troll". Dude has been here a while. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (V+bdf) ============== People are just fed up with his shtick. Constant black pilling is tiresome. Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (psRYC) 718
Rumor has it that Grassley is ordering the committee to wear vagina hats when he announces his decision.
Posted by: Professor Ford Fairlane at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (klpnh) 719
Good god, man, you've got to take a break and sober up sometime. Posted by: Tom Servo _______________ Now that there is just poor advice... *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (7AQC5) 720
The demand that only Committee members can question is because there was talk that they were going to hire a woman lawyer to question her.
That does not generate the correct optics. Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (Z5y53) 721
Sorry. If some innocent men's reputations have to take a hit in the process of undoing the patriarchy, that is a price I am absolutely willing to pay.
------------ They said the same thing about Mary Jo Kaeprnic - her life was a necessary sacrafice to allow them to kill babies. Posted by: SH at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (sX1BW) Posted by: I.M. Nincompoop at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (zn7R9) 723
696 OK ... I'll bite.
What the fuck happened that Kankles is now "a troll". Dude has been here a while. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (V+bdf) I think people are just tired of neverskakles' constant 'hair on fire' doomsaying. It's all he talks about. I'm at the point that if I see his nic, I just keep scrolling without reading. Sad but the dude is doing it to himself. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (bcbK8) 724
I think the picture of Mitch looks-not like Cocaine-but then, I've never had Cocaine-but fairy dust (and no, not the gay kind of fairy). Anyway, it made me laugh
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (AllCR) 725
Adriana Lima?
https://bit.ly/2xtgJn5 Of course it's NSFW. This is me posting. Are you new? If you're a frickin concern troll you deserve it if your boss is looking over your shoulder. No, your pretend McDonald's boss, not Soros who's really paying you. Anyway, for those who can stomach it, this is a reasonable compendium of Adriana Lima's assets. Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (fuK7c) 726
You want what Bill Burroughs referred to as a "hot shot."
Posted by: Zod ------------ That's not funny. Posted by: Joan Vollmer ----------- IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE WM. S. BURROUGHS SHOT HER IN THE FACE Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (kPB28) 727
705 Well, I have met you, so I can vouch for your lack of character.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 21, 2018 10:38 AM (wYseH) -------- Hey! I've met Weasel too, and I can absolutely vouch for his character. And that has nothing to do with the fact that he's always trying to pay for my lunch. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (C1PQi) ------- You say nice things about EVERYBODY!! And it's my turn to buy lunch. Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (TnE/T) 728
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Ever notice how not one of these Senators ever just up and says, "You know what, fuck all this," and just pulls out a Mason jar, dumps the tarantula from it onto the table, crushes the thing, and eats it. That *never* happens in the Senate. Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 * * I can picture Clint Eastwood playing Senator With the Tarantula. Posted by: Mattie Ross, to Rooster at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (/ZWeB) 729
I don't care if Nike stock quadruples. I still won't buy their product ever again. Just won't do it.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (ZLlh9) 730
What the fuck happened that Kankles is now "a troll".
Dude has been here a while. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (V+bdf) A troll must be using his nic. Posted by: Surfperch at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (hVHEm) 731
641 604 In fairness, who doesn't like morphine?
------------------- It is heaven. I can see why folks get addicted to heroin so easily. Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (2LelM) 732
Their PSAs entreating kids to go to USA.gov (or some such site) to get ideas for games to play outside after school took the cake. I used to tell BBoy^2 to go play outside and don't come home unless you can't get the bleeding to stop right away. IMHO, a large part of our current pathetic social climate is the direct result of kids not climbing trees. Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (HaL55) 733
Tesla loses another exec. I would really like to get in on their fire sale of power modules when they become available.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (r9UYA) 734
wow Emily. i'm really impressed with youjr compassion. have any boy children? do you hate your dad and brothers?
anyway reverse this and make it women. there you go, you nasty person. Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (dPd5y) 735
Good god, man, you've got to take a break and sober up sometime.
Posted by: Tom Servo _______________ Now that there is just poor advice... *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (7AQC5) IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HILLARY CLINTON IS A RAGING ALCOHOLIC Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBURGER at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (5AVMW) 736
on the good and unexpected new fron my spouse told me Browns won and wow was it a good game
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y) What is "something I could absolutely give two shits about?" Alex..... Posted by: Sponge at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (F4u7C) 737
The demand that only Committee members can question is because there was talk that they were going to hire a woman lawyer to question her.
Kav hired a very powerful, very competent, female attorney who was going to have the chance to shred Professor CatFancy. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (NYS7S) 738
How do you know he had a lean/athletic build? Jesus could'a been a fatboy!"
He worked as a carpenter in the days before power saws. He walked all over Judea in the days before buses. He also lived in the days before Snickers bars and McDonald's. There were very, very few fat people 2000 years ago. The ones who were were rich. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (d6Ksn) 739
Oh, God. Psycho Gillibrand using her screechy hosebeast voice in a soundbite.(byte?)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (QWbr+) 740
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Special Report with Dan Rather has obtained a copy of a CVS receipt bearing the credit card info of Brett Kauvanugh for the purchase of "Plan B" on July 23, 1982!! Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (TN1P5) 741
on the good and unexpected new fron my spouse told me Browns won and wow was it a good game
Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (dPd5y) The Browns won?! We were all at Chili's last night and they had the Browns game on. They sat us at a table where we could only see a college game. They said, "Is that okay?" Rev said, yeah it's the Browns. Posted by: grammie winger at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (lwiT4) 742
712 OK, with all the positivity leaking out around this gang of glorious reprobates, I feel the need for an 'Ette appreciation link. You're welcome. (If this isn't SFW for you, find a new job.)
https://is.gd/jaKrcw Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (AM1GF) Dogs are awesome. Everyone should have a dog, it'll change your life. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (bcbK8) 743
OK ... I'll bite.
What the fuck happened that Kankles is now "a troll". Dude has been here a while. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM There are some trees, ScoggDog, which grow to a certain height, and then suddenly develop some unsightly eccentricity. You will see it often in commenters. Posted by: S. Holmes at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (p+Wdc) 744
(Or in German:
endlosamerikanischeuberwutanfalwerfungshaltenmachen, bitte Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM Translated into Welsh: Diweddariad o fethiant cwymp America, os gwelwch yn dda Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (ctuyM) 745
And she wanted Kavanaugh to testify first. He couldn't be there when she testifies.
******* Now THAT would be funny if she walked into the hearing room, looked at him and said, "Oh, you're not the guy I was referring to." Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (m45I2) 746
740 BREAKING NEWS!!!
Special Report with Dan Rather has obtained a copy of a CVS receipt bearing the credit card info of Brett Kauvanugh for the purchase of "Plan B" on July 23, 1982!! Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (TN1P5) Plan B was a type font on IBM Selectrics, no? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (/9p9e) 747
"he left really believes they can change a basic human behavior with an ad campaign.
Posted by: steevy at September 21, 2018 10:50 AM " Everybody knows you need to use G 23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate in the environmental atmosphere modifiers. Works every time Posted by: The Alliance at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (wldC6) 748
I'm at the point that if I see his nic, I just keep scrolling without reading.
Sad but the dude is doing it to himself. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society He's going full ChemJeff. You never go full ChemJeff. Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (AM1GF) 749
733 Tesla loses another exec. I would really like to get in on their fire sale of power modules when they become available.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (r9UYA) Tesla going out of business is going to delay development of our powered assault armor. The God-Emperor will not be pleased. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (bcbK8) 750
Translated into Welsh: Diweddariad o fethiant cwymp America, os gwelwch yn dda
******** Well, that goes without saying. Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (m45I2) 751
You say nice things about EVERYBODY!! And it's my turn to buy lunch.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (TnE/T) ------------- You two collaborated on and curated the best cookbook ever created by man and yet you eat at restaurants? Say it isn't so! Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (qC1Sy) 752
Morphine is glorious. Had it twice in life. Glorious wonderful. Profound even. I spent the day before Thanksgiving 10 years ago with a sever gall-bladder attack. (We did not know at the time it was severely infected) 12 hours on morphine. Waiting. The surgeon was finally ready and removed the said now liquefied organ. I had a collapsed lung(because of the infection) and was looking at sepsis.He told my wife that it would be a week in hospital to recover. I left the next night, 20 hours later. Felt fine.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (0OmEj) 753
He's going full ChemJeff. You never go full ChemJeff.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (AM1GF) Word Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (bcbK8) 754
>>Anyone with bathroom issues, i.e., constipation. I'm dealing with diverticulitis and colon scarring. I don't know which is worse, the pain vs the constipation. Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (v1udk)
Friend, you need a dose of colchicine (gout meds). Bottle warning: "Take dosage until pain subsides or side effects become unmanageable." Side effects: Violent diarrhea and profuse nausea. Posted by: Zod at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0) 755
749. Kalashnikov Concern has us covered. It's all in GECSPLAN.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (fA1SL) Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (MAstk) 757
YAY!!!! We got our Nike Stock Update!!! Fox Business said Colin Kaepernick was the best thing to ever happen to Nike. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (IqV8l) 758
neverskankles has always been what he is now no matter what he is referred to as. I can hear Denny Green explaining it
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (ZLlh9) 759
sponge, sigh, some still like it, so I was trying to be uplifting . I mean what's the odds of browns having a win?
grammie, loll they put in a new starter after the other one was hurt. I have no idea who either quarter backs were /are. Posted by: willow at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (dPd5y) 760
They're still calling what happens in Cleveland football? That's very sweet of the NFL and its fans.
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (iys0/) 761
Tesla loses another exec. I would really like to get in on their fire sale of power modules when they become available.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (r9UYA) ++++++++ "Fire sale" and Tesla power modules might be a bit on-the-nose... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (I2dne) 762
They said the same thing about Mary Jo Kaeprnic - her life was a necessary sacrafice to allow them to kill babies. And one of them fantasized that Mary Jo would view her sacrificed life as "worth it". Vile and disgusting. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (pNxlR) 763
Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 10:59 AM (C1PQi)
------- You say nice things about EVERYBODY!! And it's my turn to buy lunch. Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM Ahem. Posted by: New York Yankees, and their fans at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM) 764
OK ... I'll bite.
What the fuck happened that Kankles is now "a troll". Dude has been here a while. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 10:58 AM (V+bdf) He/She is repeatedly posting one or two line statements declaring Trump, McConnell, Ryan, Rand, Flake, and all other Republicans are folding, backpeddling, backdealing, lying, etc. and all is lost, the congress is lost, the elections are lost, the Dems will take over both the Senate and House, on and on. From morning until night, including the ONT. Makes statements of knowledge of these things or quotes people but refuses to put up links to those quotes. And since Skankles used to be somewhat reasonable in it's statements , everyone, including me get's suckered into reading this new improved Skankles. And it's irritating and tiresome. Posted by: Jen the original at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (KKfE5) 765
745 And she wanted Kavanaugh to testify first. He couldn't be there when she testifies.
--- should have offered her some horse blinders Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (oGRue) 766
And I understand cocaine not only gets you high, but gives a lot of energy. So if there's one thing Cocaine Mitch seems to care about it's getting conservative or at least somewhat conservative judges in, so "You better take it out-Cocaine"
And no, i don't really want him to be a drug addict. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (AllCR) 767
OK folks I gotta go do some paying work.
Let me know if/when it's time to drag out the torches and pitchforks, mm-kay? Grazi. Posted by: DocJ at September 21, 2018 11:05 AM (NYS7S) 768
I drank 14 beers and took 2 7.5/250 Vicodin's last weekend. Posted by: Sponge ___________ Meh,, I call that breakfast... *hic* Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (7AQC5) 769
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (v1udk)
dude, this is one thing going carnivorous definitely helps with try at least one week of eating just meat, fatty meat. Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (CE6iV) 770
755 749. Kalashnikov Concern has us covered. It's all in GECSPLAN.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (fA1SL) =========== So big stompy diesel powered mechs with loose tolerances that can only be broken by dumping concrete on them, huh? Posted by: Jackal at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (psRYC) 771
They have something on Ford, that destroys her credibility. If she shows, they'll use it.
Posted by: Nothing is Gonna Happen at September 21, 2018 10:55 AM ~~~~~ This is what my gut's been telling me. Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (Ri0Ku) 772
nood: gp
Posted by: bananadream at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (YR7aL) Posted by: mindful webworker - guaranteed to guarantee at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (6K7U0) 774
Here is a good quandary.
I have been waiting for >4 months for notification of a job in the Federal gubmint. There are many good things about it. But they have been dicking me around for a long time. I even got two rejection letters along the way, which they say was a mistake. So out of the blue, I get called by a former CEO to come work for him again. Great title, little bit of a bump in pay, closer to the house, lots of good things about it. I think about that for a weekend, then I decide, yes, I will do that. The Feds call the next day, finally they got their crap together. So I have 2 offers on the plate now. One is a job I will enjoy, but they way tech churn is, has some uncertainty. The other is just a job, but is about as secure as possible - I could easily retire there, and get a pension. Not sure what God is telling me here. Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (Z5y53) 775
Rumor has it that Grassley is ordering the committee to wear vagina hats when he announces his decision.
-- Wait, he hasn't announced his decision yet? Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (mQ0Mc) 776
766. Panzerschokolad, ftw! Nature's own gentle remedy.
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I had morphine once in my life, after I broke my wrist and had surgery. I didn't like it. I was drugged up and still felt terrible pain. I didn't find it fun in the slightest.
I did like Valium when I got it before my cardiac cath. Valium makes the world a wonderful place. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 11:07 AM (d6Ksn) 778
You say nice things about EVERYBODY!! And it's my turn to buy lunch.
Posted by: Weasel at September 21, 2018 11:01 AM (TnE/T) --------- Not always true, sadly, and definitely not true. My turn. Posted by: bluebell at September 21, 2018 11:07 AM (C1PQi) 779
IMHO, a large part of our current pathetic social climate is the direct result of kids not climbing trees.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy ------------- And building really questionable treehouses, using bent rusty nails. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 21, 2018 11:07 AM (kPB28) 780
Whoever this person is, she's off
Emily Lindin And more importantly: The benefit of all of us getting to finally tell the truth + the impact on victims FAR outweigh the loss of any one man's reputation. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 11:07 AM (2I4LM) 781
750 Translated into Welsh: Diweddariad o fethiant cwymp America, os gwelwch yn dda
******** Well, that goes without saying. Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (m45I2) ---- there should be a FOADDI FI in there somewhere Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2018 11:07 AM (oGRue) 782
Nood
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 21, 2018 11:07 AM (/ZWeB) 783
He's going full ChemJeff. You never go full ChemJeff.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (AM1GF) ===== Word Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM Indeed. Put a steak in it. Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 21, 2018 11:07 AM (ctuyM) 784
Emily Lindin
Here's an unpopular opinion: I'm actually not at all concerned about innocent men losing their jobs over false sexual assault/harassment allegations. wench Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 21, 2018 11:08 AM (2I4LM) 785
750 Translated into Welsh: Diweddariad o fethiant cwymp America, os gwelwch yn dda
******** Well, that goes without saying. Posted by: Muldoon at September 21, 2018 11:03 AM (m45I2) --- because it literally cannot be said? Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 21, 2018 11:08 AM (oGRue) 786
At nursing home with wife dealing with my MIL. The VIew is on. Damn those people are cray cray
Posted by: NativeNH at September 21, 2018 11:08 AM (C2Nae) 787
Not sure what God is telling me here.
Posted by: blaster at September 21, 2018 11:06 AM (Z5y53) it's a good problem to have, at least Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 21, 2018 11:08 AM (CE6iV) Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 11:08 AM (0jtPF) 789
Oh, God. Psycho Gillibrand using her screechy hosebeast voice in a soundbite.(byte?)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM (QWbr+) I'm still laughing at the moron yesterday who called her Kristen Jellybrain. Posted by: Jen the original at September 21, 2018 11:08 AM (KKfE5) 790
"If one's innocent man's reputation is ruined I don't care as long as the patriarchy is brought down, I don't care" Is REALLY bad slogan. You want to galvanize men who aren't weenies and of all races and ages that will do it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 11:09 AM (AllCR) 791
I think this delay is at least partly due to Flake. R's have been waffling for over a decade with the "We don't have the votes" or "This isn't the hill to die on" shtick.
This is the hill to die on. Here and now. You draw lines in the sand, at some point you need to stand your ground and say, "Enough". BTW, Philly talk radio (Dom Giordano) is blaming this on Flake holding the committee hostage Posted by: RM at September 21, 2018 11:10 AM (U3LtS) 792
How do you know he had a lean/athletic build? Jesus could'a been a fatboy!"
He worked as a carpenter in the days before power saws. He walked all over Judea in the days before buses. He also lived in the days before Snickers bars and McDonald's. There were very, very few fat people 2000 years ago. The ones who were were rich. Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at September 21, 2018 11:02 AM Also ate a lot of fish I would imagine. You eat fish every day you get major fat lose in a hurry. Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 21, 2018 11:10 AM (LOgQ4) 793
786 At nursing home with wife dealing with my MIL. The VIew is on. Damn those people are cray cray
--------------------- Its the Hen House of Hate. Posted by: Puddin Head at September 21, 2018 11:11 AM (2LelM) 794
I'm at the point that if I see his nic, I just keep scrolling without reading.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM (bcbK Well ... I do that myself ... and only noticed this latest round of "Troll" because I glanced at #neverkankles sig. Its easy to spot. And the loudest bitchers of "troll" seem to be the same bunch as always. I'll say what I always say - ignore it. But that's never good enough for some. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 11:12 AM (V+bdf) 795
If you run out of hills, you die in a ditch, after being forced to dig it.
The time is now, this is the last hill. Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 21, 2018 11:12 AM (J+mig) 796
Emily Lindin @EmilyLindin
Sorry. If some innocent men's reputations have to take a hit in the process of undoing the patriarchy, that is a price I am absolutely willing to pay. substitute 'uppity black' for 'men' and you understand them and how their lynch mobs organize. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 21, 2018 11:12 AM (vvSBD) Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2018 11:12 AM (+g41/) 798
And the loudest bitchers of "troll" seem to be the same bunch as always.
You should just ignore them. Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 11:13 AM (yQpMk) 799
People are just fed up with his shtick. Constant black pilling is tiresome.
I've done a fair amount of that lately. It's difficult to watch the GOP step on rake after rake, especially with regard to legal issues when most of them are lawyers. I'm not going to repeat my rant from yesterday, but getting statements from witnesses prior to Dr. Ford telling her complete story with specifics regarding when and where is foolish. Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 11:13 AM (v1udk) 800
the bottom line is the GOP is sitting at the main event
if they cant figure this 1 out, return to the "go fish" room Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2018 11:14 AM (+g41/) 801
Blaster: Take the Federal Government job. I've worked both private sector and Fed. Much prefer the job security of the Feds.
Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at September 21, 2018 11:14 AM (mzRTx) Posted by: Publius Redux at September 21, 2018 11:15 AM (gmd6f) 803
GOP "Hill ????? die ??????? wtf
Posted by: REDACTED at September 21, 2018 11:15 AM (+g41/) 804
Kalashnikov Concern has us covered. It's all in GECSPLAN.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 21, 2018 11:04 AM (fA1SL) *buys more stock in Kalashnikov * Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:15 AM (bcbK8) 805
Emily Linden's quote is going up on tomorrow's whiteboard sign.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 11:15 AM (AllCR) 806
784 Emily Lindin
Here's an unpopular opinion: I'm actually not at all concerned about innocent men losing their jobs over false sexual assault/harassment allegations. God will punish people like this. Posted by: Plp at September 21, 2018 11:15 AM (zgX3V) 807
> Yup beating up a female attempted rape victim.
> She will cry and the Dems will run ads with it. Yeah, well, they're going to do that anyway. They're going to call anyone who opposes them a racist misogynist Hatey McHaterson anyway. ZFG is the proper attitude. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 11:16 AM (TM5Iv) 808
788 Dog --- A+
Little girl --- C She doesn't look real to me. Yeah, soap-tin sentimentalism. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 21, 2018 11:08 AM (0jtPF) This Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:17 AM (bcbK8) 809
You should just ignore them.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 21, 2018 11:13 AM (yQpMk) Typically do nowadays. Like I said ... saw the #neverkankles sig in a comments rolling past ... the # stands out ... asked the question ... and searched #never to figure out the rest. Blah - same bunch that wants to control what is said - as always. Posted by: ScoggDog at September 21, 2018 11:17 AM (V+bdf) 810
He needs all 10 to vote it out.
Posted by: HA at September 21, 2018 10:17 AM ~~~~~ Not true. The committee doesn't even have to vote. It could go straight to the whole Senate, as it did with Justice Thomas. Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Ri0Ku) Guys, Grassley does not need to say anything right now. He gave a deadline, the deadline passed. I presume Edsel did not submit her prepared testimony and does not intend to be at the Monday hearing because YOU KNOW the other side would have been crowing had Grassley given in to her outrageous demands. Grassley cannot hold a vote before Monday because he has to give the minority five days notice for any new committee meeting. He gains nothing by announce today that the Ford will not be at the hearing on Monday. All that will do is give the Sunday shows a sound bite to play over and over again. Everyone who might have been a problem vote has already announced they will be a yes and that the vote should happen Monday if Ford chooses to not attend the hearing. We are good and I expect Kav will be voted favorably out of committee on Monday. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 11:18 AM (FTXAT) 811
Anyone with bathroom issues, i.e., constipation. I'm dealing with diverticulitis and colon scarring. I don't know which is worse, the pain vs the constipation.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 21, 2018 11:00 AM ~~~~~ I had diverticulitis that resisted antibiotics. Finally found one that knocked it down enough so they could operate safely. Had that surgery in late January '18. I have never felt better, and so glad I did it. Many people just treat their diverticulitis episodes with antibiotics on a wait-and-see basis. But don't wait until the diverticulitis gets so bad that it ruptures. Surgery for that is emergency and includes a large incision (as opposed to arthroscopic,) a colostomy bag for a few months, then another surgery to stitch you back together. Posted by: IrishEi at September 21, 2018 11:18 AM (Ri0Ku) 812
Fun Kav rant up from The Rageaholic on youtube.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:19 AM (bcbK8) 813
What happens if she submits stuff Sunday and just shows up on Monday?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 21, 2018 11:19 AM (AllCR) 814
We are good and I expect Kav will be voted favorably out of committee on Monday.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 21, 2018 11:18 AM (FTXAT) Agreed Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:21 AM (bcbK8) 815
> Emily Lindin
> Here's an unpopular opinion: I'm actually not at all concerned about innocent men losing their jobs over false sexual assault/harassment allegations. Here's a somewhat more popular opinion: no one gives two shits about the opinions of an ugly, crazy, English bulldyke. > To be fair, they also think they can convince men to find transgendered people attractive and highly desirable. Yep. Good luck convincing men that something is wrong with THEM if they don't want to date a tranny. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 11:23 AM (TM5Iv) 816
What happens if she submits stuff Sunday and just shows up on Monday?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Arrange for a rep from the applicable law enforcement agency be there, to take er statement and file a report. Then watch her run. Posted by: Blue Hen at September 21, 2018 11:24 AM (vvSBD) 817
813 What happens if she submits stuff Sunday and just shows up on Monday?
______________________________________ Then it will be dealt with politically in the media and not the committee. The committee asked for the information and the complainant refused to provide it. Therefore, the complaint is a nullity for purposes of confirmation. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 21, 2018 11:25 AM (vbJig) 818
> > 814 We are good and I expect Kav will be voted favorably out of committee on Monday.
> >Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner > Agreed > Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society Likewise. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 21, 2018 11:25 AM (TM5Iv) 819
Nood for anyone still here
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 21, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK8) 820
(Or in German: endlosamerikanischeuberwutanfalwerfungshaltenmachen, bitte Posted by: Muldoon
Those Germans have a word for everything. For example, "Hillary in 2020!" translates as "Your Papers, Please." Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 21, 2018 12:05 PM (Ndje9) 821
I'm excited to learn who the 21 journalists who sold out America are...
Posted by: RobM1981 at September 21, 2018 12:17 PM (lV1tZ) 822
The elder Hones were the WURST.....
Posted by: saf at September 21, 2018 12:28 PM (5IHGB) 823
That dog's head isn't connected to anything, and its eyes look vacant.
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