NYT: CBS Fired Les Moonves When They Found Out He Was Being Blackmailed and Was Trying to Get His Blackmailer a Job to Insure Her Silence

MarketWatch digests the NYT's report.


The last straw that led to the ouster of CBS Corp. Chief Executive Les Moonves was not the new claims of sexual assault and harassment in a New Yorker article Sunday, but revelations in August that he was being blackmailed by one of his alleged victims and was trying to get her a job to secure her silence, the New York Times reported late Wednesday. Moonves still had strong support from some CBS board members after the first allegations against him were published by the New Yorker in July, the Times said. But that support reportedly eroded after directors learned one of Moonves' accusers was threatening to go public, and that Moonves was trying to pay her off with a job at CBS. That shattered his credibility regarding his previous denials to the board that he had done anything wrong, the Times reported, and the board started to seek his ouster.

It gets worse for Moonves: The board now takes the position that, owing to Moonves' deception about this matter, they do not owe him the gigantic severance package (worth up to $120 million) he would otherwise be entitled to.

And it gets worse for CBS news, too: 60 Minutes producer Jeff Fager has been fired, due to his threatening email to a reporter to back off of reporting on CBS' own #MeToo problems.

CBS revealed Wednesday that Fager had warned CBS reporter Jericka Duncan, who was reporting on the news division's own sexual-misconduct scandal, to "be careful," adding, "there are people who lost their jobs trying to harm me, and if you pass on these damaging claims without your own reporting to back them up, that will become a serious problem."

The threatened reporter offers a video report below. She was looking into charges that Fager had groped people at company parties.



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1 First? Sucks to be CBS

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at September 13, 2018 04:02 PM (fsLEW)

2 Moar Old Man Balls.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr)

3 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 04:04 PM (hxucZ)

4 #MeToo is really a revenge project, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (W+vEI)

5 Courage!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (jDF8P)

6 wow, if only we network executives get married, this would be solved.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (yMqYP)

7 these are all the work of Satan, the great Accuser
Pope said so

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (CE6iV)

8 I need you to touch it...and also to give this bitch a job.

Posted by: Les Moonves at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (AkSKU)

9 Moron.

Les Moonves.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (vbJig)

10 4
#MeToo is really a revenge project, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:05 PM (W+vEI)
Served cold it appears.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (a0IVu)

11 How serious was this 'groping at a party'?

Is this career-ending stuff, or just a way to blackmail or oust men because they can?


Asking for Joe Biden...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (W+vEI)

12 Oh, I'll get you a job at CBS.

But first...

Posted by: Les Moonves at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (AkSKU)

13 I honestly don't see the big deal about Fager
he told a reporter not to rely on unsubstantiated second hand accusations

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:07 PM (CE6iV)

14 Moar Old Man Balls.
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Where!?!?!?

Posted by: Ali Watkins at September 13, 2018 04:07 PM (vg8iE)

15 Nike stock closed at new all time high !

Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)

16 Man, people in media really are beneath me.

Posted by: Open sewer at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (T6t7i)

17
Trying to Get His Blackmailer a Job to Insure Her Silence

Oh, like Vernon Jordan tried to do for Monica Lewinsky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (BWL+E)

18 If they are so sex crazy why not get some high class 'escorts' for the night and call it good? It seems to me propositioning and groping people you work with is never a good idea.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (a0IVu)

19 11
How serious was this 'groping at a party'?



Is this career-ending stuff, or just a way to blackmail or oust men because they can?





Asking for Joe Biden...



Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:06 PM (W+vEI)

Not for nuthin.....lots of guys don't grope at parties.

Posted by: Lefty Jackass at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (ymnmz)

20 I don't have any love for these media dudes. Sounds like the MSM is just as pervy and sexually degrading as Hollywood. Whatever, you chose to be handsy and worse.

However, the Left, as always, will turn this into a 'let's get our enemies' project.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (W+vEI)

21 zero fucks given about another useless, rich, commie, greaseball. either prosecute these old, lecherous, fucks, or stfu.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (KP5rU)

22 like clockwork, when the topic is douchey dicks, komradik shows up

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (CE6iV)

23 C'mon folks. It's nothing. McKarrick did it to Bergoglio. Happens all the time.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (3HNOQ)

24 Lefty sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (ymnmz)

25 Oh, I'll get you a job at CBS.

But first...
Posted by: Les Moonves


So true

Posted by: Julie Chen at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (bUjCl)

26 15 is a canal digger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (AzW6q)

27 Julie Chen not hardest hit. Some other bitch was.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (HgMAr)

28 Nike stock closed at new all time high !

What can you say? They know their audience.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (T6t7i)

29 15 Nike stock closed at new all time high !

Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)
______________________________________

The oppressed peoples of Malaysia rejoice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (vbJig)

30 I don't have any love for these media dudes. Sounds like the MSM is just as pervy and sexually degrading as Hollywood.
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And they have the nerve to lecture the rest of us about morality, etc.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (vg8iE)

31 Meanwhile Norm Macdonald....

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (q177U)

32 20
I don't have any love for these media dudes. Sounds like the MSM is just
as pervy and sexually degrading as Hollywood. Whatever, you chose to be
handsy and worse.



However, the Left, as always, will turn this into a 'let's get our enemies' project.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (W+vEI)


tooodle ooooo

Posted by: DiFi at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (ymnmz)

33 Physician, heal thyself!

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (hvf9s)

34 Powerful men use their power to get women . What??

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (p2jI/)

35 Is this career-ending stuff, or just a way to blackmail or oust men because they can?

Embrace the healing power of "and".

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (T6t7i)

36 wow, if only we network executives get married, this would be solved.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast
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It shouldn't have, but this post made me LOL.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (9rIkM)

37 Lot's of sexual depravity and accusations in the threads today. Kinda sad.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (2sCft)

38 The Left just loves purges.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (CE6iV)

39 Any word on Ben Rhodes brother? That shoe has to fall at some point. Then where will Ben be?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)

40 Who do I have to fondle to get a BJ around here?

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (fq72/)

41 That's too bad about 60 Minutes. Why it'll probably only be a couple of weeks until they're back to slobbering on the nobs of their latest liberal darlings in their "stories".

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (4ErVI)

42 15; comrade dipshit, the gloyhole called. time to get the jizzmop working. fucking slacker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (KP5rU)

43 Apparently the Great Deceiver is at CBS undermining the faithful too.

Posted by: Red Pedo Pope at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (BRpqW)

44 The scandal is that Moonves COULDN'T get the satan a job? WTF?

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (3HNOQ)

45 Who do these guys think they are, school teachers?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (jp0Bv)

46 Who do I have to fondle to get a BJ around here?

Posted by: Marmo
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Yoo Hoo!

Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (9rIkM)

47 29
15 Nike stock closed at new all time high !



Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)

______________________________________



The oppressed peoples of Malaysia rejoice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (vbJig)


Why doesn't Kaep take a great huge dump on Nike for oppressing people of color, well people of other color?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)

48 CBS is in for some DEEP HURTING soon. They are losing their number one show Big Bang Theory this year, the other "hits" they have are on their last legs, and the only thing they have going for them is they no longer have to pay for Thursday Night Football (NBC bought those broadcast rights for the next few years).

Good.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (LDV7V)

49 I can guarantee that my composite girlfriend will not be making any accusations of inappropriate sexual touching.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (IeDO8)

50 And they have the nerve to lecture the rest of us about morality, etc.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 13, 2018 04:09 PM (vg8iE)

We should just start calling all of them Matt Lauer.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (4ErVI)

51 >>> s this career-ending stuff, or just a way to blackmail or oust men because they can? Embrace the healing power of "and". Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (T6t7i)


Will Moonves be replaced by execs that cry in public over things related to Trump? Because that seems to be a thing now. A requirement, even.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (hvf9s)

52 Who do I have to fondle to get a BJ around here?
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (fq72/)

Try commenter known as Comrade.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (bUjCl)

53 CBS is in for some DEEP HURTING soon. They are losing their number one show Big Bang Theory this year, the other "hits" they have are on their last legs, and the only thing they have going for them is they no longer have to pay for Thursday Night Football (NBC bought those broadcast rights for the next few years).
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Let them die!

Posted by: Captain Kirk at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (vg8iE)

54 What's the point of being the Big Guy if you can give your blackmailers a job?

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:12 PM (3HNOQ)

55 To get dirt on Kavanaugh and Trump, you have to reach back 30 years.

To get dirt on a media figure? Nine months max.

Posted by: trev006 at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (+wxDg)

56 34
Powerful men use their power to get women . What??





Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Women are attracted to powerful men, and use their sexuality to get what they want? What???

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (T6t7i)

57 I'm happy this is harming ol Jeffy Fager, but his threat seems to have a pretty solid basis in good practice.

Don't simply pass on rumors, do some fact checking on your own.

Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled he's in hot water. I just find it funny a CBS reporter had to be threatened to do some original reporting on their story.

PS: In standard English, an x-er is typically one who does x. So what's a Fager?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (9qZ3S)

58 Moonves groped Elaine Chao.

THAT was his ultimate sin.

Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (TG4Dr)

59 46 Who do I have to fondle to get a BJ around here?

Posted by: Marmo
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Yoo Hoo!
Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (9rIkM)
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I retract the offer.

Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (fq72/)

60 Moonves was just doing his part to help the unemployed.

Why does the CBS board hate jobless people?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (CE6iV)

61 Who could have foreseen that a pompous, self-righteous expose program was actually full of bad people?

Why it's almost as if their advocate journalism was just a cover or something...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (c07y/)

62 Women are attracted to powerful men, and use their sexuality to get what they want? What???

This.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (xBSm0)

63 cbs has been swallowing cock since its' inception. all media are cheap, dimestore, whores.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (KP5rU)

64 That Anti-Pope had to be removed ASAP. Saying kids who claimntaht they are molested by adults are the works of Satan is about the most pure evil thing I've ever heard come out of the mouth of a world leader.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (07YWD)

65 58
Moonves groped Elaine Chao.



THAT was his ultimate sin.

Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 13, 2018 04:13 PM (TG4Dr)
Please. She would have karate chopped and sushi'd him.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

66 >>Not for nuthin.....lots of guys don't grope at parties.


Oh, agreed. Not excusing it or saying a woman should shut up and take it.


My concern is the 'defining rape/sexual assault down' path this is taking. Weinstein was/is a monster. Prosecute him, drive him from Hollywood, that's good. But when they move on to decades-old cases of groping...? The people doing this are the same ones who declare "teach men not to rape" and insist we eliminate 'toxic masculinity.' I don't want women like Rose McGowan deciding who is and isn't allowed to work, what is acceptable behavior.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (W+vEI)

67 Nike stock hits new high. Market is bullish on Trump.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (p2jI/)

68 the wolves are devouring each other. darkness at noon.

Posted by: wammo at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (br9Yw)

69 "there are people who lost their jobs trying to harm me, and if you pass on these damaging claims without your own reporting to back them up, that will become a serious problem."

Can't say that I see much of a problem with this.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (w0IWw)

70 Women are attracted to powerful men, and use their sexuality to get what they want? What???


I don't understand this.

Posted by: Frau Gruppencankles at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (BRpqW)

71 And I'm sure all of the other networks are clean as the driven snow....

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (8ikIW)

72 Why doesn't Kaep take a great huge dump on Nike for oppressing people of color, well people of other color?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)

Apparently Crapperdick is going to open up his own line of apparel; Nike money is not enough, he is going to compete against them too. Sounds right that he is once again betraying the hand that feeds him!

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (hvf9s)

73 The problem is that the truth is no longer a defense against the MSM... or an accuser.


You can be totally innocent, yet they can ruin your livelihood and reputation.

Note what they did to Judge Moore, who once he lost the election, his accusers went away.


So if I was powerful, I could totally see paying someone off to remain silent...


Not saying that this is what happened here, but in the era of the Politics of Personal Destruction... who really knows.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

74 TRUMP SAID 'PUSSY!'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (oVJmc)

75 I LEARNED IT FROM YOU: OK?-Charlie Rose

Posted by: pahound at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (evQp0)

76 Women are attracted to powerful men, and use their sexuality to get what they want? What???
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It's a puthy trap!!!

Posted by: Mike Tyson at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (vg8iE)

77 71 And I'm sure all of the other networks are clean as the driven snow....
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (8ikIW)


Well NBC has Weinstein and Lauer.
ABC has all the Disney Pedos.
Anything at CNN?

Posted by: Iblis at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (9221z)

78 CBS is in for some DEEP HURTING soon. They are losing their number one show Big Bang Theory this year, the other "hits" they have are on their last legs, and the only thing they have going for them is they no longer have to pay for Thursday Night Football (NBC bought those broadcast rights for the next few years).

They're still churning out NCIS episodes. That show is a ratings monster.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (9qZ3S)

79 Tone at the top!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (QLvwG)

80 I think Julie may need a visit.

Posted by: the Paolo at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (HgMAr)

81 You can be totally innocent, yet they can ruin your livelihood and reputation.

That's the FBI's job.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (w0IWw)

82 I'll say it yet again, the Left thinks they are the good ones so if their men act like this, how much worse must by the men on the Right?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (dEQP3)

83 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

84 Wanna know what leftards are doing? Look no farther than what they are accusing conservatives of. Every......fucking......time.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (T5o9s)

85 Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (W+vEI)

Weinstein is a bully douchebag other than the sexual assault accusations but his main accuser had consensual sex with him long after the alleged sexual assault occurred. That's not the way it works.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (p2jI/)

86 @47
Why doesn't Kaep take a great huge dump on Nike for oppressing people of color, well people of other color?
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They're Asian. Asians get ignored when the victim status goodies get passed around.

Posted by: junior at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (umy56)

87 Most Catholics agree with you "your neighbor."

I looked into my bishop's past. Small diocese. First timer. President of a seminary with no scandals. Adorno Fathers (Filipino) priests here in the parish. I decided they are relatively clean and I don't want the diocese to go bankrupt.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (3HNOQ)

88 83 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (CE6iV)

89 I'm going to live my life as a Roman Carholic bishop.

Posted by: Les Moonves at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (NWiLs)

90 So CBS is throwing him out and keeping his $120 million severance because of some PoundMeToo accusation?

Not even a blue dress for evidence?


Yeah, there is something else going on here.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (UsCnO)

91 Luckily the blackmailed now has a nice corner office

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (T4oHT)

92 72
Why doesn't Kaep take a great huge dump on Nike for oppressing people of color, well people of other color?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (ymnmz)



Apparently Crapperdick is going to open up his own line of apparel;
Nike money is not enough, he is going to compete against them too.
Sounds right that he is once again betraying the hand that feeds him!

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (hvf9s)

LOL.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (ymnmz)

93 Powerful men use their power to get women . What??

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:10 PM (p2jI/)


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Moonves grabbed a female doctor at UCLA in her office during her initial meeting with him as a patient 19 years ago. After she got away from him twice he pulled a Weinstein/potted plant maneuver.

She reported him to her bosses at UCLA and they told her not to report it to the police because he has a lot of money.

She was a complete stranger to him. She was doing her job as a doctor. This guy is a predator who ambushes his victims.

Article here:

"Les Moonves Admits to Unwanted Kissing of His Doctor 19 Years Ago" - Vanity Fair

Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (/fX9d)

94
First? Sucks to be CBS

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at September 13, 2018 04:02 PM


I'm watching their on-line version. In the upper right corner they have a picture of Cape Fear, NC, with an American flag in the foreground. A flag being tattered and torn to shreds in the wind.

That damn well better not be National Park Service property where that flag is located.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (LOgQ4)

95 Women are attracted to powerful men, and use their sexuality to get what they want? What???

This.


Posted by: Roland THTG at September 13, 2018 04:14 PM (xBSm0)

Right?
Caesar Cleopatra

Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (gmo/4)

96 They're still churning out NCIS episodes. That show is a ratings monster.

I do not even begin to understand that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

97 Anything at CNN?



that one will resemble the RCC

Posted by: x at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (nFwvY)

98 CBS pounces on blackmail allegation.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (yQpMk)

99
"Ensure her silence"


Not "Insure her silence"

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)

100 Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:15 PM (NgKpN)

Coming up next: Being tried and imprisoned based solely on she said.

What physical evidence existed against Bill Cosby? None as far as I know other than he admitted to giving someone a sedative. Other than that you're still left with a he said/she said as to what happened next.

If evidence did indeed exist, than I retract the above. I didn't hear about it, but I didn't follow it all that closely either.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (4ErVI)

101 88
83 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)



Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (CE6iV)


Once, he shook it threee times at a urinal. Three shakes is yanking it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (ymnmz)

102 NCIS? I watch it on Netflix. I don't mind waiting. Oh btw, every time that scag Ashley Judd shows her Commie face, I wince.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (3HNOQ)

103 That's not just any text message, Jill.

Posted by: Don Pardo at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (df+Zi)

104 I will bet you guys One Billion Dollars that the NYT is COMPLETELY clean of any Pound Me Too problems.

One Billion Dollars.

Step right up, fools. Imma school you on how to win the big money!

Heh.

Suckers.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (dDMQ9)

105 Depends.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (3HNOQ)

106 59 46 Who do I have to fondle to get a BJ around here?

Posted by: Marmo
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Yoo Hoo!
Posted by: Shep at September 13, 2018 04:11 PM (9rIkM)
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I retract the offer.
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much

Your luck zombie Helen Thomas wasn't around.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (Bdeb0)

107 Lefty women are so outraged and hysterical over Trump's victory that they've decided to turn on the lefty men in their lives who have been groping them all along. It's part realizing that they're the problem, not the solution, and part like someone whose had a bad day, comes home and kicks the dog just to let out his frustration.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)

108 while there are woman attracted to rich or powerful men. In this case I would say the groping and sex was unwanted.

so not allows so.


but we also know the accusation in itself could be to garner fame, climbing the ladder, ousting someone to get their job

I would hope the accused and accuser would still use a process to prove innocence and guilt.

the fact just accusations can ruin people is a little shitty.

so fager seems right in the mail even if he is still a jerk.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (dPd5y)

109 88 83 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...

The" victim" has a MeToo lawyer...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (O2RFr)

110 99


"Ensure her silence"








Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:19 PM (8XRCm)


First on the Fart thread.
Keeping the string alive.
Huma, another absinthe.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)

111 Les Moonves > Cartoon Wolf chasing shapely cartoon girl

Posted by: Archer at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (gmo/4)

112 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (CE6iV)




They warned you about your Permanent Record.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (yQpMk)

113 Anything at CNN?
Posted by: Iblis at September 13, 2018 04:16 PM (9221z)

----

Visualize Joe.....

.... boinking Mika.





Your welcome.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

114 This is all the work of the Great Accuser!

Posted by: Les Moonves at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (CaRQc)

115 She was a complete stranger to him. She was doing her job as a doctor. This guy is a predator who ambushes his victims.

Article here:

"Les Moonves Admits to Unwanted Kissing of His Doctor 19 Years Ago" - Vanity Fair

Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 04:18 PM (/fX9d)


Pulling that sort of shit on a doctor - who might have you in a very vulnerable position at some time in the future - ain't too bright.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (w0IWw)

116 Can we start over again with a new bunch of Democrats. This batch has gotten quite old and stinky.

Posted by: DaveA at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (FhXTo)

117
One Billion Dollars

US or Zimbabwean?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (BWL+E)

118 Who do I have to fondle to get a BJ around here?
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at September 13, 2018


Have you tried posting in the appropriate place(s) of the AoSHQ Classifieds section of the blog?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (ctuyM)

119 28 Nike stock closed at new all time high !

What can you say? They know their audience.

--------

conservatives can talk about boycotts but liberals can buycott.

But this is just speculation right now, we'll see how sales go. I do think they've pissed off a lot of people.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (yMqYP)

120 How To Succeed In Business Without Really Groping

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (QLvwG)

121 Your luck zombie Helen Thomas wasn't around.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter
---
It's shrinkage!

Posted by: George Costanza at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (9rIkM)

122 Moonves grabbed a female doctor at UCLA in her office during her initial meeting with him as a patient 19 years ago. After she got away from him twice he pulled a Weinstein/potted plant maneuver.

She reported him to her bosses at UCLA and they told her not to report it to the police because he has a lot of money.

She was a complete stranger to him. She was doing her job as a doctor. This guy is a predator who ambushes his victims.

Article here:

"Les Moonves Admits to Unwanted Kissing of His Doctor 19 Years Ago" - Vanity Fair

Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (/fX9d)

123 what's a little gropery between pals. don;'t all guys have their office wives.

in jest.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (dPd5y)

124 Can we start over again with a new bunch of Democrats. This batch has gotten quite old and stinky.
======

Tanned, rested and ready!!!

Posted by: Occasional-Kotex at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (vg8iE)

125 I do not even begin to understand that.

Me either.

It's true though. Even when NCIS is a re-run it's STILL in the top four for ratings that evening. It's a freaking juggernaut.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (9qZ3S)

126 116
Can we start over again with a new bunch of Democrats. This batch has gotten quite old and stinky.


Posted by: DaveA at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (FhXTo)

Fetid. Word of the day.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (ymnmz)

127 CBS News did nothing wrong! In fact, they acted admirably throughout. 60 Minutes, particularly, is really outstanding. Just great people. I'll defend them to the death!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (CaRQc)

128
Nike stock hits new high. Market is bullish on Trump.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Maybe. But I suspect it's leftist virtue-signaling. No one in their right mind buys a stock with that low a return. It's downright stupid. When you can get a low-risk return perhaps 6X higher?

I think it's Soros and his minions.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (LOgQ4)

129 CBS. Now with less Moonves.

Posted by: Spiff at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (Ik0/P)

130 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)
..............

I smell Gloria Allred.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (HgMAr)

131
Not saying that this is what happened here, but in the era of the Politics of Personal Destruction... who really knows.
Posted by: Don Q

Sexual charges are the only ones you are guilty till proven innocent.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (Bdeb0)

132 New bunch of Democrats are young, asexual socialists and beta males with no interest in sex.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (a0IVu)

133 Sexual charges are the only ones you are guilty till proven innocent.


It's Napoleonic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (yQpMk)

134 Caesar Cleopatra would be a great blacksploitation hero name.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (JTUFF)

135 So I am playing Candy Crush and it is a tough game and I say "Who do I have to fuck to win this game?"

My sweet wife says "Me! Me!"

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (3HNOQ)

136 Pulling that sort of shit on a doctor - who might
have you in a very vulnerable position at some time in the future -
ain't too bright.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (w0IWw)


Please turn you head and cough. Hmmmm. Gonna need to repeat that. Now turn your head and scream.

There, that's more like it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (QLvwG)

137 Moonves should have pled that a You Tube Video disrespectful of Islam caused a spontaneous eruption in his pants which led to extortion by mean girlz.

It worked for CBS News!

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (2LelM)

138 Visualize Joe.....

.... boinking Mika.





Your welcome.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

More like Mika pegging Joe while dressed as an intern with a head wound.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (4ErVI)

139 99


"Ensure her silence"
Not "Insure her silence"

Thanks. It's one of my pet peeves, I assure you.

@108 Agreed.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (T6t7i)

140 It's almost like his victims should sue him into oblivion.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)

141 what's a little gropery between pals. don;'t all guys have their office wives.


=

dangerous liasons

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (bUjCl)

142 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

-----

You and your Chinese driver shouldnt be stirring the pot of investigation too vigorously there sugar tits.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

143 I think it's Soros and his minions.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM (LOgQ4)

I do too but I like to counter the Left's glee by giving Trump credit.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (p2jI/)

144 >>She reported him to her bosses at UCLA and they told her not to report it to the police because he has a lot of money.

She was a complete stranger to him. She was doing her job as a doctor. This guy is a predator who ambushes his victims.
- - - -

Aw, Hell, another one like Weinstein and Lauer.
What is it about those industries that attracts/enables predatory men like that?


From my own work experience, never encountered someone like that. The few pervy guys who obviously crossed the line with colleagues were all immediately fired.
Are there no HR departments at CBS???

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI)

145 This is the work of Satan, the Great Accuser!

Posted by: Pope Frankie at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (NWiLs)

146 Corruption, hubris, self deceit.
These people have no soul.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (0tfLf)

147 123 what's a little gropery between pals. don;'t all guys have their office wives.

in jest.
Posted by: willow

We do, ones that bitch and moan at us like wife's. Gropey stuff not so much.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (Bdeb0)

148 Being handsy is one thing, but nepotism?! You can't just hire anyone anytime. Harrumph!

Posted by: Sporkatus at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (r+jTw)

149 I have no doubt that Nike will be successful. They decided that they can make the shoes in asian or african or south american sweatshops and sell them to those same places and still make a fortune.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (3HNOQ)

150 EU Parliament passes resolution denouncing Hungary for not taking in migrants.

Viktor Orban takes the floor and tells them to kiss his ass.

Gates of Vienna: http://tinyurl.com/y793unob

Posted by: McCool at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (sZaoP)

151 Ronan Farrow, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

152 It's a Leftist feeding frenzy.

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (T4oHT)

153 New bunch of Democrats are young, asexual socialists and beta males with no interest in sex.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:23 PM (a0IVu)
............

They're all Japanese?

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:26 PM (HgMAr)

154 wrg, i'm glad those office wives are doing their job right.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (dPd5y)

155 From my own work experience, never encountered someone like that. The few pervy guys who obviously crossed the line with colleagues were all immediately fired.
Are there no HR departments at CBS???
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:25 PM (W+vEI)

Low level flunkies get the boot quick but the rich, powerful and connected can get away with alot before facing any consequences.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

156 It gets worse for Moonves: The board now takes the position that, owing to Moonves' deception about this matter, they do not owe him the gigantic severance package (worth up to $120 million) he would otherwise be entitled to.

Meh. How many hundreds of millions has he already made from CBS?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (w0IWw)

157 112 So DiFi is charging Kavanaugh with sexual assault.... In High School... Wants it investigated...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (O2RFr)

Just wait until they dig into his kindergarten record...

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:17 PM (CE6iV)



They warned you about your Permanent Record.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:20 PM (yQpMk)


I heard he said mean things to a Kid who eats paste...

and we all know how hurtful THAT can be!

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (NgKpN)

158 *wonders if Chen and Moonves signed a prenup*

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (bUjCl)

159 Fetid. Word of the day.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM


Since when does LastWeek'sSockPuppeteerNumberSix get to pick the Word Of The Day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (ctuyM)

160
Guys. Seriously.

NO FISHING OFF THE COMPANY DOCK


How hard is that.?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

161 We don't know who has alleged what about Kavanaugh.

I call bullshit all the way to the core.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (oVJmc)

162 >>149
I have no doubt that Nike will be successful. They decided that they
can make the shoes in asian or african or south american sweatshops and
sell them to those same places and still make a fortune.

Tariff the shit out of foreign made sneakers.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA)

163 I blame William Jefferson Clinton.

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (Z9C5C)

164 So he groped a female doctor? Sounds like the Monty Python bit in the Holy Grail.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (/qEW2)

165 yeah he is right that reporting rumors (that could destroy a person's career/life) is just slander if there is no verification. And as with our government, we know pushing people into a compromising position is a known tactic (pedophile island?)

But he should have told them he was trying to pay this woman off with a job ... and that is not the same as paying someone cash to get a non-disclosure agreement, even if the tryst never occurred.

But "sleeping his/her way to the top" used to be a normal practice. Everybody will have to wear body cams at all social events now, and have all conversations logged into the cloud in real time.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (Cus5s)

166 156 It gets worse for Moonves: The board now takes the position that, owing to Moonves' deception about this matter, they do not owe him the gigantic severance package (worth up to $120 million) he would otherwise be entitled to.

Meh. How many hundreds of millions has he already made from CBS?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (w0IWw)

And he will use that money to sue CBS for his severance.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (p2jI/)

167 Viktor Orban takes the floor and tells them to kiss his ass.

Good on ya, mate.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (T6t7i)

168 132 New bunch of Democrats are young, asexual socialists and beta males with no interest in sex.

The Ace Spectrum!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (d7Ww2)

169 154 wrg, i'm glad those office wives are doing their job right.
Posted by: willow

I listen just as well at work as I do at home

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (Bdeb0)

170 This is what I am not buying. American companies have been toeing the line about "hostile work environment" and "sexual harassment" for two decades. How the fuck do the Catholic Bishops act like they don't know anything about it?

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (3HNOQ)

171 funneh

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/1040314599176916993/

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 04:28 PM (CE6iV)

172 I'm very interested in sex. Unfortunately, sex isn't interested in me.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

173
It isn't about the sex. It's about screwing somebody outa money. Ok, so it's a type of sex.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (I9Sw7)

174 I do too but I like to counter the Left's glee by giving Trump credit.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp


Good strategery of course. But I looked at their numbers today and wondered who in their right minds would buy that stock at that return? It's only a chance for a capitol gains ass-pounding if it does increase in value, while the dividends suck ass.

Unless they're preparing to jump ship to some even lower-paying country.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (LOgQ4)

175 What was the name of the Clinton guy who gave Lewinsky a job? Jordan something?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (p2jI/)

176 Guys. Seriously.



NO FISHING OFF THE COMPANY DOCK





How hard is that.?


I met my wife of 32 years at work. I know how to behave myself. How hard is that?

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (T6t7i)

177

The only and proper response by the FBI is: Okay, but what do you want us to do about this?


In other words, WHAT THE FLYINGFUCK IS THE FBI SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?

What are they going to "investigate" and what the fuck for??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)

178 @thebradfordfile 1h

LEAKED: Letter from Dianne Feinstein regarding Brett Kavanaugh.

tinyurl.com/y8jvwhlb

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (c07y/)

179 I met my wife of 32 years at work. I know how to behave myself. How hard is that?
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (T6t7i)

I guess we aren't doing phrasing anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

180 159
Fetid. Word of the day.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 04:22 PM



Since when does LastWeek'sSockPuppeteerNumberSix get to pick the Word Of The Day?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (ctuyM)


Yeah well.....I got nothing.
Just jacking the puppet count here, Boss.



Posted by: # 6 Sockpuppet at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (ymnmz)

181 How hard is that.?

==

Are you talking to me ?

Posted by: Julie Chen at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (bUjCl)

182 Come to daddy.

Posted by: Popo Franko Hellraiser at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (BRpqW)

183 161 We don't know who has alleged what about Kavanaugh.

I call bullshit all the way to the core.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (oVJmc)
--------
We never will. That's the game.

DiFi submit's a "confidential" letter to the FBI.

FBI says they'll keep it "Confidential".

DiFi and the Dem's throw out innuendo about Kavanagh and the dirty Republicans until the midterms.

Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (G0vdT)

184 "It was acceptable in the 80's..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (bcbK8)

185 How hard is that?
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (T6t7i)


----


Thats what she said??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (8XRCm)

186 @thebradfordfile 1h

LEAKED: Letter from Dianne Feinstein regarding Brett Kavanaugh.

tinyurl.com/y8jvwhlb

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (c07y/)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (w0IWw)

187

I mean, this is the same FBI that didn't give a SHIT about Nikolas Cruz.

So, it doesn't appear the FBI really cares about high school matters.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (rrDmX)

188 105 Depends.

Why are you bringing Hillary into this?

Posted by: OCBill at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (df+Zi)

189 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (c07y/)

Good one!

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (p2jI/)

190 >>>Low level flunkies get the boot quick but the rich, powerful and connected can get away with alot before facing any consequences.


The exception would be minority low level flunkies. I can name two African-American co-workers in past jobs that barely showed up and did little work when they did. Not only did they play the race card to retain employment, but openly bragged about doing so.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (R85nB)

191 181 How hard is that.?

that's what she said

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

192 >>The only and proper response by the FBI is: Okay, but what do you want us to do about this?

The FBI should be investigating her ties to the PRC but....Sessions.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:31 PM (r9UYA)

193 177

The only and proper response by the FBI is: Okay, but what do you want us to do about this?


In other words, WHAT THE FLYINGFUCK IS THE FBI SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?

What are they going to "investigate" and what the fuck for??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)

Doesn't matter. The only purpose is to create headlines. "Complaint Against Kavanaugh Referred to FBI." "Kavanaugh Nomination Clouded by FBI Investigation."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

194 I gotta say Moonves looks like a fucking circus clown so I can see why being top banana went to his head regarding free pussy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (2LelM)

195 Purges is correct: Purging white males out of power positions. The only exception is Tavis Smiley, and I'm pretty sure he identifies white. It'd be fun to profile their replacements. My guess: lots and lots of militant feminazis. Just a shortcut to getting a Dpt. ff SJW diversity quota.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (ty7RM)

196 But Kavanaugh banged his girlfriend in a different state when they were teenagers!Q!!!!!!!111!!111!

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Still jackin it Boss

Posted by: Lambchop at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (ymnmz)

198 Yeah,with the kind of money these people have they could easily get beautiful and willing women.What turns them on more though is the power.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (mCMQ5)

199 "You and your Chinese driver shouldnt be stirring the pot of investigation too vigorously there sugar tits.Posted by: fixerupper

the Chinese have all sorts of Kompromat on DiFi ... maybe they are the ones that ordered her to stir the pot. China verry verrry good to DiFi ...

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (Cus5s)

200 160
Guys. Seriously.

NO FISHING OFF THE COMPANY DOCK


How hard is that.?
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

Around some co-workers? Let's just say it moves.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

201 "Low level flunkies get the boot quick but the rich, powerful and connected can get away with alot before facing any consequences."

Bullshit. Big companies with deep pockets DON'T put up with this shit. A VP of my company in Germany got canned over it. Nobody is above it. The company is sued if they tolerate it.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (3HNOQ)

202 Is Leslie Stahl doing a 60 Minutes segment m this soap opera?

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (4MRvZ)

203 Is CBS Viacomm and ABC is Disney

At Disney there is Pixar head John Lassiter. He was removed when this #MeToo stuff started because he was handsy with all women (to the point women were told to not be alone with him) and possibly worse. However, he's been brought back on, I think in a similar capacity? How about that?


At Nick there is the longtime (and major money-making) producer Dan Schneider, who has been for years rumored to be raping all the tween actresses, embedding his foot-fetish stuff into the shows, etc. He left quietly several months ago. How about that?

This is why I wonder about outing some dude grabbing some ass at a party years ago - why not Lassiter (why does he get a pass?) and especially Schneider?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

204
Nobody believes this bullshit. NOBODY.

Except for the Republican cucks. And that's who this is for. To influence and pressure Republicans.

Well done, McConnell, for dragging your feet on this confirmation.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (rrDmX)

205
I'm very interested in sex. Unfortunately, sex isn't interested in me.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

Insomniac to Sex: "I WILL MAKE YOU CARE."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (qUahL)

206 That quote from Fager sounds perfectly legit to me. Basically the same context as Norm MacDonald's position. Just unquestionably passing on un-corroborated accusations is not "reporting".

Posted by: deadrody at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (jsGbO)

207 Jackin it Boss

Posted by: Socki at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (ymnmz)

208 205
I'm very interested in sex. Unfortunately, sex isn't interested in me.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

Insomniac to Sex: "I WILL MAKE YOU CARE."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (qUahL)

Hah! If only it were as simple as that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

209
NO FISHING OFF THE COMPANY DOCK


How hard is that.?
Posted by: fixerupper

Easy, I'm out of bait.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (Bdeb0)

210 I admit to playing doctor several times with a neighbor girl at age 5. She was the doctor, so does that make me the victim?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (CaRQc)

211 The only and proper response by the FBI is: Okay, but what do you want us to do about this?


In other words, WHAT THE FLYINGFUCK IS THE FBI SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?

What are they going to "investigate" and what the fuck for??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)

The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

212 Trump is just trying to distract everyone from his terrible FEMA response to Hurricane Florence.

Do not be distracted.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (I9Sw7)

213 Fetid? As is fetid cheese? I love it in a salad.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (3HNOQ)

214 Countem up

Posted by: Pets dot com dog at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (ymnmz)

215 210 I admit to playing doctor several times with a neighbor girl at age 5. She was the doctor, so does that make me the victim?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (CaRQc)

No, you rapey male patriarchal oppressor pig!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

216 Insomniac to Sex: "I WILL MAKE YOU CARE."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (qUahL)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

217
Meanwhile the DoJ, which includes the FBI, has ZERO INTEREST in investigating a Chinese spy working FOR and WITH a US senator.



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (rrDmX)

218 Doesn't matter. The only purpose is to create headlines. "Complaint Against Kavanaugh Referred to FBI." "Kavanaugh Nomination Clouded by FBI Investigation."
============================
I have to think this is a low even the most ardent prog journo wouldn't go to. But those f'rs can really limbo when it's Trump related.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (ty7RM)

219 211 Not saying it's aliens but,it's aliens.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (mCMQ5)

220 What's especially nice and unsurprising about the Hungary/EU thing is that Poland and Italy both took stands defending Hungary's policy. And popular opinion in most of the EU would, of course, be found to be similar. Doesn't mean there's hope for Europe, generally still not the case, but fun.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (QDnY+)

221 I'm very interested in sex. Unfortunately, sex isn't interested in me.



Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

---

It's weird to look back at being single and realize how great it was to not know for sure if you were going to get laid in the next few days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (JTUFF)

222 201. there has to be serious corroborating evidence to catch the big fish though.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (4MRvZ)

223
But let's INVESTIGATE who pulled who's pigtails in high school 35 years ago!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (rrDmX)

224 167
Viktor Orban takes the floor and tells them to kiss his ass.

Good on ya, mate.


Posted by: pep


Even better is the speech at the link by Nigel Farage. Orban was dignified and logical, as befits the leader of a nation. Farage drops his trousers and invites them to suck his knob. To their faces. Excellent.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (T6t7i)

225 So CBS is 'shocked' to find out what happened?

You know it was more believable in Casablanca even as Renault was given his winnings.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (S3u/T)

226 It's weird to look back at being single and realize how great it was to not know for sure if you were going to get laid in the next few days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (JTUFF)

----

What.

Like being married fixes that?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)

227 Enjoy her silence.

Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (RuIsu)

228 Don't get your bread and your meat at the same place.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (3HNOQ)

229 Nike stock closed at new all time high !
Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)


No, but Soros and co. will spend money anywhere it can make it seem like America backs it's own hatred and demise.

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)

230 I miss the days when I could play Tokyo Rose with the women in the office. It was a simpler time and the women loved it.

Tokyo, come in Tokyo!

Posted by: Les Moonsomething at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (fq72/)

231 The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Someone was using it to burn ants

Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8ikIW)

232 It's weird to look back at being single and realize how great it was to not know for sure if you were going to get laid in the next few days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM (JTUFF)

I honestly have no idea what you mean by this.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (NWiLs)

233 "You mean we get to fire Moonves, AND keep his $100 million severance?

Tell us what to do."

Posted by: CBS Board of Directors at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (UsCnO)

234 Trump should go nuclear on DiFi.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (pC4J7)

235 I'm sure President Trump colluded with the Russians, in some fashion, to make this happen. It's obvious.

Posted by: RobM1981 at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (4WC+3)

236 203 Is CBS Viacomm and ABC is Disney

At Disney there is Pixar head John Lassiter. He was removed when this #MeToo stuff started because he was handsy with all women (to the point women were told to not be alone with him) and possibly worse. However, he's been brought back on, I think in a similar capacity? How about that?


At Nick there is the longtime (and major money-making) producer Dan Schneider, who has been for years rumored to be raping all the tween actresses, embedding his foot-fetish stuff into the shows, etc. He left quietly several months ago. How about that?

This is why I wonder about outing some dude grabbing some ass at a party years ago - why not Lassiter (why does he get a pass?) and especially Schneider?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

Schnieder is scum. Also he shared his pre-legal booty around, so that protected him. He needs to catch a bullet or twenty.

Lassiter was just a 'hugger' from the sounds of it. No sexual touching, but not someone who understood personal space. No Quim Pro Quo there, so far as I've heard.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (bcbK8)

237 DiFi and the Dem's throw out innuendo about Kavanagh and the dirty Republicans until the midterms.
Posted by: WisRich at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM


My young Padawans have learned well.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (ctuyM)

238 For the 100 mil, they could hire Obama.

Posted by: klaftern at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (RuIsu)

239 The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.



Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

That entire situation sounds fishy to me. I believe the observatory is near Los Alamos and Sandia Labs. Sayin'.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (r9UYA)

240 212
Trump is just trying to distract everyone from his terrible FEMA response to Hurricane Florence.


I have it on good authority that Trump STILL hasn't begun the after storm cleanup.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (T6t7i)

241 What are they going to "investigate" and what the fuck for??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)

The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK
...........

I'm not saying it was Aliens but.......

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr)

242 231 The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Someone was using it to burn ants
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8ikIW)

Were the ants FBI inform-ants?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)

243 I've handled a number of sexual harassment lawsuits as an insurance claims manager and I will admit these claims made me a skeptic on all harassment claims. I do realize legitimate claims exist but my personal experience showed they were mostly money or revenge motivated.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (p2jI/)

244 This new trick by DiFi is hysterical... Unfortunately I hope it doesn't stall the confirmation... The "victim" has a MeToo lawyer

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (O2RFr)

245 Why don't any of these creepy douchebags just get a hooker? Isn't actual sex better than harassing the masseuse into lightly grazing your balls a few times?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (op3Fm)

246
btw, I'm almost certain President Trump has used the phrase "illegal aliens" in many of his tweets.

Which is the real reason twitter pulled this stunt today -- to Censor the president.

This is QUASI-Censorship by twitter of the president of the United States.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (rrDmX)

247 241 What are they going to "investigate" and what the fuck for??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (rrDmX)

The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK
...........

I'm not saying it was Aliens but.......
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr)

*orders more ammo from sgammo*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (bcbK8)

248 It's weird to look back at being single and realize how great it was to not know for sure if you were going to get laid in the next few days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house!

I'm not sure it will happen this decade let alone next few days.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (Bdeb0)

249 Like being married fixes that?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)


---

It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)

250
Were the ants FBI inform-ants?


-----

Not sure why.... but Im sitting in my truck giggling like a school girl.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

251 The "species" girl escaped the lab.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (3HNOQ)

252 But let's INVESTIGATE who pulled who's pigtails in high school 35 years ago!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM


But dipping them in the desk's inkwell was totes ok, right?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (ctuyM)

253 231 The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

Point out the federal crime committed there. Local PD has no idea what's up.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Someone was using it to burn ants
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8ikIW)


Someone reported them as peeping Toms...


They were looking at Ur-anus...

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (NgKpN)

254 Seriously, though, how exactly does one disprove the "HE RAPED ME 35 YEARS AGO!" crap if they don't have detailed records of their comings and goings from that time period?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (UnA8+)

255 Like being married fixes that?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)


---

It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)

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You newlyweds are soooo cute.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

256 251 The "species" girl escaped the lab.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (3HNOQ)

I'd hit it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)

257 >>>Bullshit. Big companies with deep pockets DON'T put up with this shit. A VP of my company in Germany got canned over it. Nobody is above it. The company is sued if they tolerate it.

Uh, in case you hadn't noticed Moonves was the head of CBS. The top guy. Climbed the latter over decades to get to the top. The guy at the top who controlled everything. Same with Weinstein and his company.

Plus, I'm sure Moonves isn't alone in his groping potted plant behavior and promoted other gropers to the top. He knows where their bodies are buried.

Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (/fX9d)

258 So the operators of the observatory were Them! initiating Phase IV?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (S3u/T)

259 245
Why don't any of these creepy douchebags just get a hooker? Isn't actual
sex better than harassing the masseuse into lightly grazing your balls a
few times?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean


It's about both sex and power. There's no frisson of power from hiring a hooker.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (T6t7i)

260 Waaaay too slow.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (HgMAr)

261 The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico

They were just using the telescope to watch girls undress in Denver.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (Bdeb0)

262 245 Why don't any of these creepy douchebags just get a hooker? Isn't actual sex better than harassing the masseuse into lightly grazing your balls a few times?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (op3Fm)

There is the stigma of hooker shopping, which has been mentioned previously this week.

I think it's more like something Hannibal Lecter said in 'Silence of the Lamb': we first begin to covet what we see around us every day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (bcbK8)

263 No Quim Pro Quo there



ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (yQpMk)

264 244 This new trick by DiFi is hysterical... Unfortunately I hope it doesn't stall the confirmation... The "victim" has a MeToo lawyer
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (O2RFr)

Would Gloria Allred and Lisa Bloom step to the White Fraud Phone...

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (UnA8+)

265 252
But let's INVESTIGATE who pulled who's pigtails in high school 35 years ago!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM



But dipping them in the desk's inkwell was totes ok, right?



Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (ctuyM)


pig tails.
LOL

Posted by: Corn Dog at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (ymnmz)

266 You newlyweds are soooo cute.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)


---

No, you read it wrong. It let's you know, but it's the other way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (JTUFF)

267 Being single = never quite sure what would happen.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (JTUFF)

268
btw, where the fuck is that cocksuckin cuck George W Bush and Dick Cheney to defend Kavanaugh??




Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (rrDmX)

269 LEAKED: Letter from Dianne Feinstein regarding Brett Kavanaugh.

tinyurl.com/y8jvwhlb
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 04:30 PM (c07y/)

First I was like, WTF?!

Then I was like, Whoa!

Then I was like, ch-yeaaaah!

Posted by: Spiccoli at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (z79tQ)

270 255 Like being married fixes that?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)


---

It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)

It does...9 years of 'no' and counting...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK8)

271 "I'd hit it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)"

Yes it would be great. Then she would kill you.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (3HNOQ)

272 SiL? Piffle. The Girl with the Jade Green Eyes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (S3u/T)

273 pig tails.
LOL


Posted by: Corn Dog at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (ymnmz)

Love it!

Posted by: Corn Hole at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (qUahL)

274 Has filthy cocksucking whore Diane Feinstein weighed in on this yet?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (HiLJ1)

275 254 Seriously, though, how exactly does one disprove the "HE RAPED ME 35 YEARS AGO!" crap if they don't have detailed records of their comings and goings from that time period?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (UnA8+)


Its in the playbook because it worked against Roy Moore, with the help of Fainting Couch Republicans.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (NgKpN)

276 You newlyweds are soooo cute.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (8XRCm)



In fairness, we long times also know whether or not we are going to get laid.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (yQpMk)

277 270 255 Like being married fixes that?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm)


---

It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)

It does...9 years of 'no' and counting...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK

A nine-year headache can't be good. Make a neurology appointment for your wife.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

278 259
245

Why don't any of these creepy douchebags just get a hooker? Isn't actual

sex better than harassing the masseuse into lightly grazing your balls a

few times?



Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean

It's about both sex and power. There's no frisson of power from hiring a hooker.


Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (T6t7i)

I saw Frisson of Power open ...
Oh hell this is just for the sock puppet count.

Posted by: That Guy at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (ymnmz)

279 No, you read it wrong. It let's you know, but it's the other way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (JTUFF)

----

Ah.... yes. Removes the "uncertainty" of failing.


Got now!!


Im a little slow..... sometimes you have to draw me a picture.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

280 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (rrDmX)

Condo Rice represented the Administration at the hearing.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (p2jI/)

281 The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

-------------------

The coup d etat begins!

Posted by: RioBravo at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (iQKgg)

282
Dear Lord, please punish all these Leftists with extreme prejudice and much pain. Amen.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (rrDmX)

283 271 "I'd hit it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (NWiLs)"

Yes it would be great. Then she would kill you.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (3HNOQ)

I see this as a win-win.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

284 You forgot the part where he goes... and then she goes...and then he goes...

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (3HNOQ)

285 272 SiL? Piffle. The Girl with the Jade Green Eyes.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (S3u/T)

Sounds like Big Trouble to me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

286 Has filthy cocksucking whore Diane Feinstein weighed in on this yet?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (HiLJ1)


At least it's Chinese "little tiny rice dick" cock, so rest assured, she won't choke.

Posted by: Sponge at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (Zz0t1)

287 Being single = never quite sure what would happen.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:41 PM (JTUFF)

All Things Are Possible When Single.

Posted by: Love 'n' Sex cheerleader at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (qUahL)

288 273
pig tails.
LOL




Posted by: Corn Dog at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (ymnmz)

Love it!


Posted by: Corn Hole at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (qUahL)


WTF is wrong with me?

Posted by: Corn Chowder at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (ymnmz)

289 From a poster, Tom Swift-at Legal Insurrection re Diane Feinstein and "the letter on Kavanaugh"

Diane Feinstein is an old bat, but she needs to show that she can "shovel it" like the new kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (AllCR)

290 Captain Trips?

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (3HNOQ)

291 279 No, you read it wrong. It let's you know, but it's the other way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:40 PM (JTUFF)

----

Ah.... yes. Removes the "uncertainty" of failing.


Got now!!


Im a little slow..... sometimes you have to draw me a picture.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

I didn't get it either at first. It's the absolute certainty of not getting any, is what I think he's saying.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (NWiLs)

292 252 But let's INVESTIGATE who pulled who's pigtails in high school 35 years ago!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:35 PM

But dipping them in the desk's inkwell was totes ok, right?

Asking for a friend.


THAT WAS YOU!?!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (d7Ww2)

293 "There's no frisson of power from hiring a hooker."

So you say.

Posted by: Jack, from London at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (03ZXJ)

294 I saw Phase IV and I kinda,sorta understood what was going on.Them! is the best giant bug movie ever with real flamethrowers operated by WW2 combat vets,

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (mCMQ5)

295 Nike stock was at 82 before the Kap ad was announced. Dropping a massive whopping 2.5 points from initial poor reception to the ad. With sales going well a few days after the actual ad was released, it's gone up an astonishing...3 points. Wow, that's fucking earth shattering.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:44 PM (op3Fm)

296 It does...9 years of 'no' and counting...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

piker

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (Bdeb0)

297 It fixes knowing whether or not you're going to get laid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (JTUFF)

---------------

Yes. It replaces it with certainty that you are not.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (I16G8)

298 WTF is wrong with me?


Posted by: Corn Chowder at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (ymnmz)

You suck.

Posted by: New England Clam Chowdah at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (qUahL)

299 Sexless marriage is awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

300 It would be big trouble except no semi and no 1,000 year old Chinese wizard. Just an alien chick with a carnivorous vagina.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (S3u/T)

301 Isn't kinda creepy that the Democrat party, which is the pro pedophilia party, is going to release details about a minors sex life? Who wants to hear about an adults sex life in detail when he or she were in high school?

Of Course the republicans are too chicken shit to bring up this valid point and attack the democrats obsession with being pro pedophilia. RBG is on record wanting the age of consent lowered to 12.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (07YWD)

302 The GOP could use a few - no, make that just one, even - Nigel Farage.


But you already knew that.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (QDnY+)

303 281 The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

-------------------

The coup d etat begins!
Posted by: RioBravo at September 13, 2018 04:43 PM (iQKgg)


Crap, the spotted SMOD.... call the FBI!

Posted by: Pete, from the NSA at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)

304 You know in private law, if a party to a supposedly confidential relationship discloses documents to an outside party, they can forfeit the confidentiality of the relationship.

The same should start applying to our gubmint. If prosecutors or Congress critters "leak" information from their supposedly lofty perches of confidential sources, then they should have that privilege deemed waived, and everyone should have a right to see everything they see.

But that might violate the Different Rules for Me Than for Thee clause of the Constitution.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (koNhm)

305 Nine years? You should sit down and discuss this. One good thing about Catholicism is this: It's a sin to deny your husband sex just because you are mad at him.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (3HNOQ)

306
Yes. It replaces it with certainty that you are not.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

Knew right away on my wedding night when I was told "we'll talk about it in the morning".

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Bdeb0)

307 I guess I just don't see the amazing power one must feel to keep saying "a little higher" and then paying the hotel to keep the complaints quiet. Must be some of this real alpha male shit I just don't get.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (op3Fm)

308 Your Honor, I was mortified when she suggested that the handjob she administered at her interview was sufficient to secure gainful employment.

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Z9C5C)

309 Sexless marriage is awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

Like armless hugging.

Posted by: I hear ya at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (qUahL)

310 If they are so sex crazy why not get some high class 'escorts' for the night and call it good? It seems to me propositioning and groping people you work with is never a good idea.
Posted by: IC
............

Ha! This is a plot by female reporters and producers in media to get rid of all men!

And, that was not meant to be a joke..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (so+oy)

311 306
Yes. It replaces it with certainty that you are not.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

Knew right away on my wedding night when I was told "we'll talk about it in the morning".
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Bdeb0)

Jesus. I'd have gone for an annulment.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

312 I saw Frisson of Power open ...
Oh hell this is just for the sock puppet count.
Posted by: That Guy at September 13, 2018 04:42 PM (ymnmz)



I saw Frisson of Power open for AC/DC at the Palladium in 2008 !

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (bUjCl)

313 >>281 The FBI just locked down a non-federal observatory in New Mexico.

Where the fuck is Gorp when you need him?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (r9UYA)

314 Posted by: New England Clam Chowdah at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM

* sniff *

You have no verve.

Posted by: Manhattan Clam Chowder at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (ctuyM)

315 Jas, I agree, the death of the bonding experience becomes a miserable thing for the neglected partner. I imagine that's a right to a divorce.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (dPd5y)

316 They pussy grabbing is COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (q+HNC)

317 Purges is correct: Purging white males out of power positions. The only exception is Tavis Smiley, and I'm pretty sure he identifies white. It'd be fun to profile their replacements. My guess: lots and lots of militant feminazis. Just a shortcut to getting a Dpt. ff SJW diversity quota.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 13, 2018 04:32 PM (ty7RM)


Good riddance to them. They've betrayed their own country, adopted anti-white attitudes, because they thought it would guarantee their positions and give them carte blanche to grope. Karma, up the ass.

Now let the media be taken over by more radical creatures who are significantly more stupid, and watch them alienate people in ever increasing numbers. It's a good development.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (/qEW2)

318 He got a boner in Science class!

Posted by: some chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

319
And I listen to that useless cocksucker cuck Glenn Beck tell me everyday not all Democrats are bad, and the "right" is just as bad.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (rrDmX)

320 300 It would be big trouble except no semi and no 1,000 year old Chinese wizard. Just an alien chick with a carnivorous vagina.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (S3u/T)

Well you know what old Jack Burton says about that...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK8)

321 >>Lassiter was just a 'hugger' from the sounds of it. No sexual touching, but not someone who understood personal space. No Quim Pro Quo there, so far as I've heard.
- - -

OK, thanks.


As for getting hookers: Weinstein did that, too. A lot. Didn't stop the other stuff.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (W+vEI)

322 The only stigma that should be attached to hooker shopping is getting ripped off like Client #9. 10k a date? Dude needed to just check out Backpage.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (op3Fm)

323 Jesus. I'd have gone for an annulment.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

That'll cost ya, bub.

Posted by: Il Papa at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (qUahL)

324 As "Dear Abby" wrote, a sexless marriage is not a marriage.

Obviously, there are age issues. If you are both elderly, you cannot toss her to the curb. If she is otherwise healthy, you need to know what the hell is going on.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (3HNOQ)

325 They need to change the hashtag

#metoobyademocrat

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (4lOZ1)

326 Like armless hugging.
Posted by: I hear ya at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM


Why are there so many microaggressions on the blog?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (ctuyM)

327 320 300 It would be big trouble except no semi and no 1,000 year old Chinese wizard. Just an alien chick with a carnivorous vagina.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (S3u/T)

Well you know what old Jack Burton says about that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK

It's all in the reflexes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

328 >>Like armless hugging.

Right?

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (r9UYA)

329 There's no frisson of power from hiring a hooker.

that's why you kill them after

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (VckGX)

330 >>The GOP could use a few - no, make that just one, even - Nigel Farage.

Not as much as the UK could use a Trump.

Posted by: Flip Wilson at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (/tuJf)

331 I will bet you guys One Billion Dollars that the NYT is COMPLETELY clean of any Pound Me Too problems.

-------

Too low-T for that.

They pimp their cub reporters out to Senate staffers for their #ings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (AzW6q)

332 254
Seriously, though, how exactly does one disprove the "HE RAPED ME 35
YEARS AGO!" crap if they don't have detailed records of their comings
and goings from that time period?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:39 PM (UnA8+)

That is exactly the point. One can't.

"Justice delayed is justice denied", as I remember it on some old cop show I saw decades ago. Because with the PoundMeToo "movement", it certainly is irrelevant in the US Courts.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 04:50 PM (UsCnO)

333 Crap, the spotted SMOD.... call the FBI!

Posted by: Pete, from the NSA at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)
..........

You better clear that with Bob first.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:51 PM (HgMAr)

334 >>I will bet you guys One Billion Dollars that the NYT is COMPLETELY clean of any Pound Me Too problems.


Glenn Thrush?
Ali Watkins?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:51 PM (W+vEI)

335 Ron Howard
@RealRonHoward
I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?

-
Whip him, Aunt Bea!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 04:51 PM (+y/Ru)

336 333 Crap, the spotted SMOD.... call the FBI!

Posted by: Pete, from the NSA at September 13, 2018 04:46 PM (NgKpN)
..........

You better clear that with Bob first.
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 04:51 PM (HgMAr)


Bob? Screw him... he's got it easy, he gets to do blogs.

I have to do Science stuff!

Posted by: Pete, from the NSA at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (NgKpN)

337 As "Dear Abby" wrote, a sexless marriage is not a marriage.

-------------------

Was that Abby or Jeanne?

And, more importantly, what did Ann Landers say about it?

Posted by: G at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (iQKgg)

338 Opie has intel.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (mCMQ5)

339 Ali Watkins just leans back thinking of the schtupp the scoop will be.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (S3u/T)

340
You know how Stupid all this is?

Anyone remember the Sexual Revolution??

It wasn't too long ago these same leftists were fake-celebrating women becoming "sexually liberated."

But guess what? New Rule, everyone!

The Left is constantly fucking with us.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (rrDmX)

341 Did CBS-60 Minutes cover the Trump-Billy Bush incident? Because what Moonves DID was two order of magnitude greater than anything Trump SAID.

Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (Pqytn)

342 He got a boner in Science class!

Posted by: some chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

He used to dry hump me, which I never understood the point of. But when he put his hand down my pants, I stonily said, "Take me home. RIGHT NOW."
Wait, who are we talking about?

Posted by: another chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (qUahL)

343 245
Why don't any of these creepy douchebags just get a hooker? Isn't actual
sex better than harassing the masseuse into lightly grazing your balls a
few times?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 13, 2018 04:38 PM (op3Fm)

It's not really about sex, it is about power. And specifically, the abuse of power.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (UsCnO)

344 Knew right away on my wedding night when I was told "we'll talk about it in the morning".
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Bdeb0)

SAY WHAT ?!

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)

345 Why are there so many microaggressions on the blog?

Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (ctuyM)
............

You don't like amputee sex?

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (HgMAr)

346 legalinsurrection.com - Sen Feinstein sends secret letter about Kavanaugh to FBI
She isn't saying whats in it, only the FBI now knows
https://tinyurl.com/yc9zugca

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (T4oHT)

347 And I listen to that useless cocksucker cuck Glenn Beck tell me everyday not all Democrats are bad, and the "right" is just as bad.



Wait ... Glenn Beck is still a thing?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (yQpMk)

348 When The women from our office in France they hug and kiss me. You have to see the horrified looks in the office. Having lived overseas to me it's normal. But they're ready to call HR and start the rumors

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (4lOZ1)

349 Just had a cuss fest with some Haji on the cell phone. We've been getting a lot of spam calls lately. The guy was cursing back at me
in Indian(dot). LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (r9UYA)

350 dude, you have to be joking. tell me you are joking.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)

351 327 320 300 It would be big trouble except no semi and no 1,000 year old Chinese wizard. Just an alien chick with a carnivorous vagina.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:45 PM (S3u/T)

Well you know what old Jack Burton says about that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (bcbK

It's all in the reflexes.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

Exactly!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (bcbK8)

352
@RealRonHoward

I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered
by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and
strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?


No cocksucker, because you just started it.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (rrDmX)

353 Stop talking trash on Brett.

He's a total stud, and you know you wanted it!

Posted by: Kavanaugh's Super Hot HS Girlfriend from Canada at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (AzW6q)

354 346 legalinsurrection.com - Sen Feinstein sends secret letter about Kavanaugh to FBI
She isn't saying whats in it, only the FBI now knows
https://tinyurl.com/yc9zugca
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (T4oHT)


So much for being able to face your accuser.

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (NgKpN)

355 Obviously, there are age issues. If you are both
elderly, you cannot toss her to the curb. If she is otherwise healthy,
you need to know what the hell is going on.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (3HNOQ)

I plan on having my crotch grabbed in the car when I'm 83.

Posted by: another chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (qUahL)

356 345 Why are there so many microaggressions on the blog? Posted by: Michelle Fields at September 13, 2018 04:49 PM (ctuyM)
---
I'm stumped.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (HiLJ1)

357
SAY WHAT ?!
Posted by: runner

Yep. about 8 times in the last 20 yrs none since July 2010.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)

358 Well you know what old Jack Burton says about that...

The check is in the mail?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (9qZ3S)

359 /off chick sock

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (qUahL)

360
You know I just realized something.

Thanks to Twitter, literally every Leftist can now be a Shit-Stirring Propagandist.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (rrDmX)

361 Soon, the girl who may have told a Princeton Professor years ago about something that may have happened years before that will remember that the guy's name was Cavendish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (yQpMk)

362 Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton
Judge Kavanaugh dissented when the D.C. appeals court ruled in 2011 that the city could ban semiautomatic rifles and require handgun registration. He argued that courts shouldn't consider the public safety benefits of gun laws: "Our task is to apply the Constitution."

-
"Apply this constitution"?! What kind of crazy ass radicalism is this?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)

363 It would be scary if the Horde wrote a screenplay.... probably X-rated while being funny as all hell.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (S3u/T)

364 349 Just had a cuss fest with some Haji on the cell phone. We've been getting a lot of spam calls lately. The guy was cursing back at me
in Indian(dot). LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (r9UYA)

Heh. There are YouTubers who make videos of themselves fucking with IRS and tech support scammers. Some of them are pretty good.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

365 344 Knew right away on my wedding night when I was told "we'll talk about it in the morning".
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:47 PM (Bdeb0)

SAY WHAT ?!
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:53 PM (bUjCl)

With me, the line was "I'm really tired after the wedding and all. Would it be ok if we didn't...?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (bcbK8)

366 Yep. about 8 times in the last 20 yrs none since July 2010.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)

Holy shit, dude. That's just not right. At all.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

367 >>> If they are so sex crazy why not get some high class 'escorts' for the night and call it good? It seems to me propositioning and groping people you work with is never a good idea. Posted by: IC

I suspect it office settings, it is less about easy sex and more about the power trip? David Letterman in his sex office cannot be reached for comment.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (hvf9s)

368 @322 Broseiden-Backpage? FBI F'ed that up. School shooters and muzzles making threats all over social media....nope can't stop them. Hotties selling ass on Backpage.....we can stop that no problem.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (d2Mzg)

369 "there are people who lost their jobs trying to harm me, and if you pass on these damaging claims <b>without your own reporting to back them up,</b> that will become a serious problem."

This guy doesn't understand the difference between reporting and evidence does he? Nor does CNN, MSNBC, NYT, WaPo...

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (TUU1F)

370 I wonder how long Feinstein has been sitting on this letter? Why didn't she ask Kavanaugh about it during the hearings?

Posted by: Flip Wilson at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

371
Ron Howard @RealRonHoward I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?

STFU Opie

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (TAmPV)

372 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (/tuJf)

373 It would be scary if the Horde wrote a screenplay.... probably X-rated while being funny as all hell.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (S3u/T)

------

Film adaptation of the Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs, by Leopold "Butters" Stotch.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (AzW6q)

374 368 @322 Broseiden-Backpage? FBI F'ed that up. School shooters and muzzles making threats all over social media....nope can't stop them. Hotties selling ass on Backpage.....we can stop that no problem.
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (d2Mzg)

If they're selling ass on backpage they probably aren't all that hot.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs)

375 >>David Letterman in his sex office cannot be reached for comment.



OMG, yes!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (W+vEI)

376 362
Hillary Clinton

@HillaryClinton

Judge Kavanaugh dissented when the D.C. appeals court ruled in 2011
that the city could ban semiautomatic rifles and require handgun
registration. He argued that courts shouldn't consider the public safety
benefits of gun laws: "Our task is to apply the Constitution."



-

"Apply this constitution"?! What kind of crazy ass radicalism is this?!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 04:55 PM (+y/Ru)

As if we needed 1 more reason to never elect her as POTUS.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (jxbfJ)

377 Ron Howard picking up intel?? lol..he wishes. More like musings of my fevered imagination.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (a0IVu)

378 Yep. about 8 times in the last 20 yrs none since July 2010.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)

Oh...

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (bUjCl)

379
I've been hearing a lot about Ron Howard being a cocksucker. Anyone else hear this?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:57 PM (rrDmX)

380 And I listen to that useless cocksucker cuck Glenn Beck tell me everyday not all Democrats are bad, and the "right" is just as bad.



Wait ... Glenn Beck is still a thing??

-
He had a funny tweet today.

https://bit.ly/2OlAFyn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (+y/Ru)

381
#RonHowardSucksDick


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (rrDmX)

382 379 I just did,it must be true.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (mCMQ5)

383 Knew right away on my wedding night when I was told "we'll talk about it in the morning".


I'm pretty sure I knew when I was pussy-whipped. Wedding night. Day started at 5 am. Wedding. Reception. Booze. Dancing. Long drive back home. Near midnight. Got a plane to catch early in the morning. Up by 5 am.

Me: "What do you say we catch up to you-know tomorrow in California?'

Her: "I am NOT GOING TO NOT HAVE SEX on my wedding night.'

I caved. Got sucked into it. What can I say?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (LOgQ4)

384 What this I hear about Ron Howard being a pole smoker?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:58 PM (NWiLs)

385 Opie is a master of cocksuckerage.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (HiLJ1)

386 The "letter" never came up during his circuit court nomination hearing, either.

Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (Pqytn)

387 horrid.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (dPd5y)

388 366 Yep. about 8 times in the last 20 yrs none since July 2010.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)

Holy shit, dude. That's just not right. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

All right, you win.

For me: 6 times in the first year and then nothing for the last 9 years.

Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK8)

389 So is this a scarlet letter?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (S3u/T)

390 What this I hear about Ron Howard being a pole smoker?


That's the word around the Interwebz.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (yQpMk)

391 >>If they're selling ass on backpage they probably aren't all that hot.

And some of them were children.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (/tuJf)

392 @wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter, a personal question, don't answer if don't want to - was there any indication taht would be the case before marriage ?

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (bUjCl)

393 347>>>

He only lost his satellite contract. He's still part of the Primiere Radio syndication package that gets sold to AM stations along with Rush and Hannity.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (KPKij)

394 I feel so bad for your guys.

im sorry.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (dPd5y)

395 Ron Howard: "I've been picking up some intel..."

Narrator's Voice: "He hasn't."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (eAVAh)

396 388 366 Yep. about 8 times in the last 20 yrs none since July 2010.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 04:54 PM (Bdeb0)

Holy shit, dude. That's just not right. At all.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

All right, you win.

For me: 6 times in the first year and then nothing for the last 9 years.

Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK

Damn. Just, damn.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

397 #RonHowardSucksDick

--------------

YES!

Posted by: Brian Grazer at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (iQKgg)

398 WHOA heeeeyyy!

Posted by: The Fonz at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (HgMAr)

399 >>> @HillaryClinton Judge Kavanaugh dissented when the D.C. appeals court ruled in 2011 that the city could ban semiautomatic rifles and require handgun registration. He argued that courts shouldn't consider the public safety benefits of gun laws: "Our task is to apply the Constitution."


I already like him Hillary, you don't need to keep talking him up like that!

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (hvf9s)

400 As a normal, healthy guy, I am telling you. If your husband isn't getting sex at home or isn't interested in sex at home, he is getting it somewhere else.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (3HNOQ)

401
Sorry but this is only the beginning of this fake farce.

Tomorrow, they'll be ANOTHER Accuser. Mark my words.

And then another.

Right?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (rrDmX)

402 OT This is great! Thanks to the poster who reported on it. Viktor Orban stood up to the EU. This is a great video of Nigel Farage supporting Viktor Orban and at one point calling out George Soros:

https://tinyurl.com/ya74yzel

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (AllCR)

403 Bwahahaha! Couldn't happen to a more worthless sack of cocksuckers. Except maybe CNN.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (iwUO9)

404 I'm pretty sure I knew when I was pussy-whipped.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic
Whipped? I wasn't even tickled.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (Bdeb0)

405 Paul Ryan is such a worthless piece of shit I can't even....

Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (kT3/m)

406 Can we get a Go Fund Me together for Ron Howard? He needs hair plugs stat. Fucking guy looks like Larry Fine on acid.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (r9UYA)

407
I'm making it official.

Prediction: "Another Woman Has Come Forward..."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (rrDmX)

408 Ron Howard, many have noticed that Jessica Chastain looks a lot like your daughter Bryce - any truth to the rumors?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (W+vEI)

409 400
As a normal, healthy guy, I am telling you. If your husband isn't
getting sex at home or isn't interested in sex at home, he is getting it
somewhere else.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (3HNOQ)
There also are age, declining testosterone issues, health issues at play.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (a0IVu)

410 I think it's normal to go through hi and lows, but that's plain ongoing neglect

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (dPd5y)

411 400 As a normal, healthy guy, I am telling you. If your husband isn't getting sex at home or isn't interested in sex at home, he is getting it somewhere else.
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (3HNOQ)

Not necessarily. There came a time when I wasn't getting sex at home or anywhere else, because I took my vows seriously like a stupid dick. My now-ex-wife, I'm pretty sure, was getting sex somewhere else.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (NWiLs)

412 370 I wonder how long Feinstein has been sitting on this letter? Why didn't she ask Kavanaugh about it during the hearings?
Posted by: Flip Wilson at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (/tuJf)

her Chinese driver spyhandler just handed it to her yesterday.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (CE6iV)

413 @RealRonHoward


I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered

by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and

strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?

Okay. Opie goes on the shit list.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (jDF8P)

414 Nike stock closed at new all time high !

Posted by: Comrade at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (cbV5E)

Your boss Soros buying it all, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (iwUO9)

415 I think I'll get the Mrs. a nice flower arrangement or something......

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (GOoUs)

416 Richie Cunningham is a pussy...

Posted by: DXO at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (nzKWW)

417 If they are so sex crazy why not get some high class 'escorts' for the night and call it good? It seems to me propositioning and groping people you work with is never a good idea.
Posted by: IC,

I think that it is all about power over those who work for you.

Posted by: cheri at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (oiNtH)

418
I feel so bad for your guys.



im sorry.

Posted by: willow



??

Are we still singing songs??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (rrDmX)

419 389 So is this a scarlet letter?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (S3u/T)

More like a purloined letter.

Either way, totally fiction.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

420 Farage and Bo Jo need to be the ones in charge in the UK.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:03 PM (a0IVu)

421 Yep; There wil probably be another fake accuser by next week. Same old play. Poor Kavanaugh-a good decent man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (AllCR)

422
Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Every 2 weeks for the first yr. Once a month yr 2 and 3. Then 4 t0 6 yrs 4-10 then once or twice a yr.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (Bdeb0)

423 Jas i've read the same thing, some women write the exact same thing about their spouses, it's awful.

I don't know how they can stay invested in the relationship , either of them

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (dPd5y)

424 Never trusted that Opie kid. He was always leering.

Posted by: Mrs. Crump at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (HiLJ1)

425 The FBI should do one of those Hillary investigations on DiFi's letter.

All done. All good.

Posted by: Les Moonsomething at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (fq72/)

426 well unless one is sick, then it's understandable.

but?

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (dPd5y)

427 so florence is a big nothingburger.

weathermen, and weatherwomen, are whores.

now everyone is saying those hurricane rating numbers don't men anything.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (MTjB1)

428 Your boss Soros buying it all, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM (iwUO9)

Good point!.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (AllCR)

429 That is the corollary. If she doesn't want you, is there a Paulo in the picture?

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (3HNOQ)

430
Yeah, Dunce, because Nike is most likely Buying Back Some of Their Own Stock!

Ah-doy!!


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (rrDmX)

431 When the subject of Ron Howard comes up the first thing that comes to mind is his little brother and the creepiest character to ever appear on Star Trek.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (p2jI/)

432 Heard only of a bit of Bill O'Reilly on Prager's show. He was saying after the Clintons the Leftist figured out the accusations are all that's needed to sink a person.

Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (T4oHT)

433 Not necessarily. There came a time when I wasn't getting sex at home or anywhere else, because I took my vows seriously like a stupid dick. My now-ex-wife, I'm pretty sure, was getting sex somewhere else.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:02 PM


The Paolo, how you say? Is not one to brag.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (LOgQ4)

434 As a normal, healthy guy, I am telling you. If your husband isn't
getting sex at home or isn't interested in sex at home, he is getting it
somewhere else.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (3HNOQ)
There also are age, declining testosterone issues, health issues at play.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:01 PM (a0IVu)

--------------

Or the steam room at the gym.

Posted by: Brian Grazer at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (iQKgg)

435 .....and the whole cornfield thing. He was a bad egg from the get go.

Posted by: DXO at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (nzKWW)

436 @374 Insomniac-Some steam fitter buddies of mine used Backpage a lot. I was skeptical too until I seen a few in person and the occasional iPhone video. I'm pretty superficial when it comes to the ladies, some of them were pretty damn hot. Of course I'm sure if I had ever tried to use it, knowing my luck, I'd pick the hot chick that was LEO.

Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (d2Mzg)

437 sooth, I should go listen to some music, this is a very sad thread.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (dPd5y)

438 Dear Ron Howard,

Andy Griffith was not a good role model regarding women.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (3HNOQ)

439 423 Jas i've read the same thing, some women write the exact same thing about their spouses, it's awful.

I don't know how they can stay invested in the relationship , either of them
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (dPd5y)

Well I made a vow. I can't get out of it on my end. If she were to leave me, then I'm off the hook.

Also I do like her, she's a good roommate.

And I hate moving and packing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (bcbK8)

440 wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Every 2 weeks for the first yr. Once a month yr 2 and 3. Then 4 t0 6 yrs 4-10 then once or twice a yr.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September




you guys have apparently not read the recent stories about the proven marital benefits of surprise anal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (MTjB1)

441 Come to think of it, he was always undressing me with his eyes.

Posted by: The Fonz at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (HgMAr)

442 Any bets on how many of the Republicucks pressure BK to withdraw from consideration?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (AzW6q)

443 436 @374 Insomniac-Some steam fitter buddies of mine used Backpage a lot. I was skeptical too until I seen a few in person and the occasional iPhone video. I'm pretty superficial when it comes to the ladies, some of them were pretty damn hot. Of course I'm sure if I had ever tried to use it, knowing my luck, I'd pick the hot chick that was LEO.
Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (d2Mzg)

That is totally what would happen to me. I'd finally break down out of sheer desperation, ring up a call girl, and she'd turn out to be undercover vice.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

444 426
well unless one is sick, then it's understandable.



but?

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (dPd5y)
Children. And sometimes sick children, special needs children take everything the both of you have and really sex is of no interest to anyone when you are up the entire night counting the number of times your child has a seizure.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (a0IVu)

445 422
Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Every 2 weeks for the first yr. Once a month yr 2 and 3. Then 4 t0 6 yrs 4-10 then once or twice a yr.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM (Bdeb0)


And then people wonder why I celebrated the 25th anniversary, of my DIVORCE this year.

Going on a date tonight... if things go well, its a Hotel room for Saturday night...

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NgKpN)

446 Anyway, enough oversharing. My apologies.

Back to aliens, fart jokes and ranting about politics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (bcbK8)

447
.....and the whole cornfield thing. He was a bad egg from the get go.

That was little Kurt Russell, the kid from Lost In Space.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (rrDmX)

448 IC yeah I can see with children, but it's not right.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (dPd5y)

449 @434


Life is about priorities and sometimes....


Nap > Sex.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (kT3/m)

450 353 Stop talking trash on Brett.

He's a total stud, and you know you wanted it!
Posted by: Kavanaugh's Super Hot HS Girlfriend from Canada


It's too bad you had all those international modeling gigs that conflicted with the high school dances.

Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (rXFv5)

451 you guys have apparently not read the recent stories about the proven marital benefits of surprise anal.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (MTjB1)

I hate getting pegged.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (bcbK8)

452 Judge Kavanaugh is not who we are as a party.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (r9UYA)

453 Going on a date tonight... if things go well, its a Hotel room for Saturday night...

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NgKpN)

Woot Woot

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (a0IVu)

454
Yeah but Clint Howard is one of us.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (rrDmX)

455 >>>legalinsurrection.com - Sen Feinstein sends secret letter about Kavanaugh to FBI

is it written in chinese?!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (Tm+wy)

456 I can see how stress can hurt ones passion.
Still I would think the bonding would help both partners to hang on through the pain.


I dunno. works for me.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (dPd5y)

457 you guys have apparently not read the recent stories about the proven marital benefits of surprise anal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM


It actually compares favorably to 'redneck rodeo'?

Posted by: The Paolo at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (LOgQ4)

458 And here's a shorter video (Shorter than the video of Farage) of Viktor Orban standing against the EU:

https://tinyurl.com/yddf3tld

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (AllCR)

459 "Posted by: JROD at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (d2Mzg) "

Yeah, I know it got shut down. I think there were legitimate concerns with trafficking but come on, why they gotta throw the babes out with the bathwater?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (oZ6kz)

460 .....and the whole cornfield thing. He was a bad egg from the get go.
That was little Kurt Russell, the kid from Lost In Space.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (rrDmX)

Wasn't it Billy Mumy?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (MX7xj)

461 454
Yeah but Clint Howard is one of us.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (rrDmX)

Speaking of...there's a Rifftrax for 'Ice Cream Man'. It's hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:08 PM (bcbK8)

462 448
IC yeah I can see with children, but it's not right.

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:07 PM (dPd5y)
No, it's not. But that is life sometimes.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

463
Going on a date tonight... if things go well, its a Hotel room for Saturday night...
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NgKpN)

Go forth and get some. Do it not only for yourself, but for us celibate losers out here.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

464
Billy Munny is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (rrDmX)

465 Thanks for sharing. I will pray for you. Something is wrong. I respect your vows. I have honored mine too. But maybe you can have a chat with her doctor.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (3HNOQ)

466 That is totally what would happen to me. I'd finally break down out of sheer desperation, ring up a call girl, and she'd turn out to be undercover vice.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:06 PM (NWiLs)

-------------

Seconded. I have never been the guy that gets away with stuff.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (I16G8)

467 Well I made a vow. I can't get out of it on my end. If she were to leave me, then I'm off the hook.

Also I do like her, she's a good roommate.

And I hate moving and packing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


ding, ding, ding

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (Bdeb0)

468 Going on a date tonight... if things go well, its a Hotel room for Saturday night...

=


wanna live bog it ??

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (bUjCl)

469 yeah, IC , that would be rough. still promises of foot and backrubs candlighting sister helps for a night.

find out who you still are?

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (dPd5y)

470 I missed out on the marriage = no sex confessions. Sorry to hear. Truth be told, I thought it was all just a fun joke about guys wanting it all the time no pairing up with girls wanting it only somewhat less.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (5jVnA)

471 @442


Well being as this is just alledged in a letter from a woman who has said she will not speak to reporters or appear before the committee, even the most weak kneed Republicans will not break ranks.


But who knows...


The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit so anything's possible.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (kT3/m)

472 you guys have apparently not read the recent stories about the proven marital benefits of surprise anal.
Posted by: yankeefifth

Don't like the sight of my own blood.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (Bdeb0)

473 Billy Munny is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (rrDmX)

Yeah, Billy Munny is dead. Horrible blimp accident. Billy Mumy, however, is still alive. And really unattractive.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (MX7xj)

474 342 He got a boner in Science class!

Posted by: some chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:48 PM (HgMAr)

He used to dry hump me, which I never understood the point of. But when he put his hand down my pants, I stonily said, "Take me home. RIGHT NOW."
Wait, who are we talking about?
Posted by: another chick from High School at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (qUahL)



OMG! THAT TWATWAFFLE IS TRYING TO SAY HE DID SOMETHING? SHE WAS THE BIGGEST SLUT IN SCHOOL!!!

Posted by: BRETT'S OTHER CLASSMATES IN HIGH SCHOOL at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (d7Ww2)

475 Nood

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (jDF8P)

476 legalinsurrection.com - Sen Feinstein sends secret letter about Kavanaugh to FBI

is it written in chinese?!


=

LOL

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (bUjCl)

477 o man, i'm going to wander off. I didn't want to hurt your feelings ic. I just feel bad for all ya'll.

peace

Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (dPd5y)

478 470 I missed out on the marriage = no sex confessions. Sorry to hear. Truth be told, I thought it was all just a fun joke about guys wanting it all the time no pairing up with girls wanting it only somewhat less.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 13, 2018 05:09 PM (5jVnA)

It's not a joke, and it's definitely no joke.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (NWiLs)

479
I hope Fen looks up the meaning of 'redneck rodeo' and is not embarrassed to not know the origin -- especially after the embarrassing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' event today.

It's best for 'men/women of the cloth' to stay current.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (LOgQ4)

480
I don't why we're farting around.

We should be bombarding all these senators with our own anonymous letters accusing whoeverwewant of sexual misconduct. Let's fuck with them.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (rrDmX)

481 I was a semi sugar daddy for a little while . Not a bad gig if you know how to play it.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (p2jI/)

482 Ron Howard @RealRonHoward I've been picking up some intel about this option being considered by #Trump close insiders who want him to spare himself the stress and strain and #RESIGN Anyone else hearing this?

STFU Opie
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 04:56 PM (TAmPV)


========

So he thinks intimidation is a legitimate way to disrupt the democratic process? What a vile piece of shit Nazi he is. And he's a crap director as well. May he be raped sideways with a barbed tailpipe from Fonzie's garage.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (/qEW2)

483 "the proven marital benefits of surprise anal. "

Yeah. Like the ending to "The Kingsman" "You can do it in my arse."

No thank you ma'am. I want to use your front hole.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (3HNOQ)

484 If your husband isn't getting sex at home or isn't interested in sex at home, he is getting it somewhere else.

Dude could be a switch-hitter who prefers the guys most of the time. Just ask Reggie.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 13, 2018 05:12 PM (3C9q2)

485 The GOP is a useless pile of dog shit so anything's possible.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 05:10 PM (kT3/m)
..............

As opposed to the useful ones, like the ones in a flaming paper bag left on their doorsteps.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 05:12 PM (HgMAr)

486 Pulling that sort of shit on a doctor - who might have you in a very vulnerable position at some time in the future - ain't too bright.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 13, 2018 04:21 PM (w0IWw)

"While we had you under to fix your ingrown toenail, we got word from pathology that your testicles were cancerous, so we horked 'em out, too. I knew you would approve."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 05:12 PM (iwUO9)

487 18 It seems to me propositioning and groping people you work with is never a good idea.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 04:08 PM (a0IVu)


I worked with Heidi. just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 05:13 PM (3SzRC)

488 "For me: 6 times in the first year and then nothing for the last 9 years.

Talk about wanting to suck-start a Glock....sometimes I miss my hookers and pro-am dating life.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 04:59 PM (bcbK"

I miss hookers, but we never played RC Pro-Am - I'm more of a Tecmo Super Bowl after sex kinda guy.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 13, 2018 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)

489 now everyone is saying those hurricane rating numbers don't men anything.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 05:04 PM


D*mn! I was told it would be raining men.

Posted by: Shep! at September 13, 2018 05:14 PM (ctuyM)

490 All of you Hordelings better be calling your Senators and demand they vote to confirm Kavanaugh.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 05:14 PM (hECVl)

491 I miss hookers, but we never played RC Pro-Am - I'm more of a Tecmo Super Bowl after sex kinda guy.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 13, 2018 05:13 PM (oZ6kz)

LOL

You know what I mean by 'pro-am'.
For once, I'm not talking about video games.

Mind you, Techmo Super Bowl is actually really fun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:15 PM (bcbK8)

492 Everyone should watch the RBG vid at Weasel Zippers. She ain't got much time left I would say.

Posted by: Paul Ryan at September 13, 2018 05:15 PM (r9UYA)

493 >>> Ron Howard: "I've been picking up some intel..."
Narrator's Voice: "He hasn't."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 13, 2018 05:00 PM (eAVAh)

You get 5000 frozen chocolate bananas! lol.

Posted by: LizLem at September 13, 2018 05:16 PM (hvf9s)

494 >>All of you Hordelings better be calling your Senators and demand they vote to confirm Kavanaugh.

I think the senators might have figured it out already.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 05:16 PM (/tuJf)

495 I'm always curious about these relationships with no sex. Now, I'm sure you have at least asked your spouse what the problem is. Correct?

So you must have an answer.


Posted by: From Concentrate at September 13, 2018 05:16 PM (/fX9d)

496 I have been picking up intelligence that Ron Howard is still being passed around like a party favor at Gay Hollywood Producer pool parties, and has been for decades because it gets him work and he loves it.

Posted by: davidt at September 13, 2018 05:17 PM (DZOpY)

497 All of you Hordelings better be calling your Senators and demand they vote to confirm Kavanaugh.

I think the senators might have figured it out already.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 05:16 PM (/tuJf)
***************************

Don't count on it.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 05:17 PM (hECVl)

498 I worked with Heidi. just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 05:13 PM (3SzRC)
............

Speaking od Heidi, has anybody seen her recently?

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 05:18 PM (HgMAr)

499 No ones called me...

Thumbs Down!!!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at September 13, 2018 05:18 PM (3SzRC)

500 Heidi's missing?

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2018 05:19 PM (MVjcR)

501 "Mind you, Techmo Super Bowl is actually really fun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 13, 2018 05:15 PM (bcbK "

Any girl who can beat me when I'm playing as the Eagles is a keeper.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 13, 2018 05:19 PM (oZ6kz)

502 Posted by: The Paolo at September 13, 2018 05:11 PM (LOgQ4)

What a foolish sock you are!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:20 PM (AllCR)

503 Heidi usually only stops in for emergency medical advice....and I've been very fucking careful.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 05:20 PM (3SzRC)

504 I mean, why on earth should I be embarrassed that I can't recall the words from a 70's song when I was never a fan of Queen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:22 PM (AllCR)

505 sooth, I should go listen to some music, this is a very sad thread.

Posted by: willow


Great idea!

/turns on radio, hears "Bohemian Rhapsody"

...next idea!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 05:23 PM (AM1GF)

506 So you must have an answer.
Posted by: From Concentrate


And of course, people NEVER EVER lie...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 05:24 PM (AM1GF)

507 492
Everyone should watch the RBG vid at Weasel Zippers. She ain't got much time left I would say.
--------------------

We have been discussing men who are married and get no sex. Leading us on by saying RBG is close to dropping is kinda like when the wife walks naked out of the shower, and when you follow her to the bedroom, she is offended and slams the door in your face.


In other words, teasing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 05:28 PM (UsCnO)

508 My Senators are Senator Spartacus and Bob "I like underage hookers" Menendez. They are going to vote against Kavanaugh, I think it would be a good idea for people to call their . Senators however and if you think your D senator such as Manchin will vote for him

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 05:32 PM (AllCR)

509 And my BF doesn't believe me when I tell him his married buds don't have sex.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 05:35 PM (4MRvZ)

510 Opie has intel.

Posted by: steevy at September 13, 2018 04:52 PM (mCMQ5)

But no brainssss....

Posted by: Starved zombie at September 13, 2018 05:36 PM (iwUO9)

511 I have been picking up some intel that Ron Howard, Tom Hanks, and Speilberg will be busted by the Me Too Movement soon.

Shut up Opie Cunningham

Posted by: Jonah at September 13, 2018 05:45 PM (HrSJb)

512 Andy Griffith was a huge liberal also, did commercials for Obama in North Carolina.

Posted by: Jonah at September 13, 2018 05:46 PM (HrSJb)

513 Dear Ron Howard,

Andy Griffith was not a good role model regarding women.

Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 05:05 PM (3HNOQ)


Andy had a woodie for stuff made of wood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_bWnR-04Do

Posted by: Starved zombie at September 13, 2018 05:46 PM (iwUO9)

514 CBS the COMMUNISTS BROADCASTING SYSTEM and the all seeing EYE of SATAN

Posted by: Tamaa The Bird 1000 Voices at September 13, 2018 06:14 PM (wGqjj)

515 Strong support on the CBS Board of Directors.

Who was it, Jonah Goldberg?

Posted by: rcocean at September 13, 2018 06:47 PM (mX6ZJ)

516 "I have been picking up intelligence that Ron Howard is still being passed around like a party favor at Gay Hollywood Producer pool parties"

Put a bag over his head and do your business.

Posted by: rcocean at September 13, 2018 06:48 PM (mX6ZJ)

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