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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
The Morning Rant
"Look how the media is covering the leaked video of Google execs boo-hooing over Hillary losing the election. Their take is basically that it will give 'ammo' to conservatives who are charging Google with intentionally biasing the results of its search engine. If the video were different, if it showed Google employees whooping it up and throwing MAGA hats into the air because they were so happy Trump won, you can bet that there would be many chin-stroking think pieces written about how the video calls into question Google's objectivity. But seeing them openly weeping at Hillary's loss apparently doesn't raise that question. What's really creepy is how full of themselves the Google execs are, like when Google VP Kent Walker answers a question by saying that Google must ensure that the rise of populism doesn’t turn into 'a world war or something catastrophic'. I had no idea that the guys who run Google believe it's their job to keep history on the correct path. I thought that their job was to provide a search engine that they claim everybody can use. Except, of course, for the Chinese, whose authorities cooked up a scheme with Google to let them see only what they allow. Google's only response to the leaked video is insist, incredibly, that their search engine isn't biased, despite their entire executive and management levels being completely in the tank for the progressive left. So they want us to believe that that we, their prospective users, are being presented with a totally neutral, totally objective search engine where nothing is filtered or left out, but on the other hand, they want to bend history along a progressive path. That's the circle that really can't be squared, and I don't think Google wants you to notice."
The Real Story:
A Cautionary Tale
There was some discussion in Wednesday's Rant thread about "the Cloud" and 'owning' vs. 'licensing' software and what does it really mean to 'own' digital property? So I thought this Twitter thread would be appropriate reading. I don't know about you, but this sort of thing makes my blood boil:Me: Hey Apple, three movies I bought disappeared from my iTunes library.
— Anders G da Silva (@drandersgs) September 10, 2018
Apple: Oh yes, those are not available anymore. Thank you for buying them. Here are two movie rentals on us!
Me: Wait... WHAT?? @tim_cook when did this become acceptable? pic.twitter.com/dHJ0wMSQH9
I think what's going to happen if Apple and Amazon and other big high-tech firms keep pushing this nonsense is that there's going to be one of those stupid 'class action' lawsuits that Big Tech will lose, some users will be paid maybe a couple of bucks each, and some lawyers will make tens of millions of dollars. The only thing that will really change is that the digital property sellers will have to change the wording in paragraph 47 of their 'terms and conditions' document to spell out that you don't really 'own' the product you're buying.
Shell Shock:
This is another 'never gets old' pic from the election that you need to see the large version (click on it) to really appreciate.
Absolute Moral Authority:
Have you seen the new SJW-approved Star Wars character they'll be introducing in the next movie? It's kind of disturbing, so if you're faint of heart, do not click here.
Not Florida, But It Should Be:
PTDDDR c'est un sketch c'est pas possible?????? pic.twitter.com/0hy7AlNMZj
— Hamza (@Hxmzx7) September 7, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:22 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 11:25 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tbodie at September 14, 2018 11:25 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (vCA4F)
Even the Thai Lady Boys in the vblogs on youtube are quite attractive when it is late at night and you are blind drunk.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (bUjCl)
That's something I would probably do if I wanted to rob someone...
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)
Conservatives pounce
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (bcbK8)
That's something I would probably do if I wanted to rob someone...
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (NFEMn)
D'oh!
Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (Nqglq)
My over riding thought after viewing the Google video was are there any Google employees capable of changing a tire?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)
Most of them don't even want or like to fuel up their own cars..they have mobile refueling services fuel their cars. tbh, I would use this service if they had it where I live too.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (a0IVu)
(government, DARPA, surveillance state agreements)
current millennials are perhaps more inclined to submit to the global government crap, at least if they get to be the ones pulling the strings to destroy the deplorables ...
https://tinyurl.com/ya3wasjy
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (RD7QR)
Conservatives pounce
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (BWL+E)
like cute, fluffy kittens..meow
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)
If you do not hold it in your hands you literally own nothing.
Rent or stream digital content, but never "buy".
Posted by: Robert at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (/cL3k)
Posted by: buzzfeed at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (VckGX)
but isn't it time to admit that Hurricane Florence is just a big, overhyped wet fart? It's a lot of rain, okay, I get that. But it's not going to be like Harvey, no matter how much Dems wish it is going to be. Harvey's flooding happened because of Houston's bad geography, which isn't repeated anywhere else that I know of.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (hxucZ)
Stormy Daniels
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)
Most of them don't even want or like to fuel up their own cars..they have mobile refueling services fuel their cars. tbh, I would use this service if they had it where I live too.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (a0IVu)
they drive Teslas
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (NWiLs)
If Mad Max took a machine gun to the Republicans in Congress the media would worry about it giving ammunition to conservatives.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (nBr1j)
I gave ammunition to conservatives! Hard and fast, just like Dickie Durban uh...didn't suggest I should.
Posted by: James Hodgkinson at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (MOJS3)
It was also available to be purchased but no upgrades were available and tech support for 1 year only.
Pick your poison.
Posted by: tbodie at September 14, 2018 11:31 AM (AoLFQ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:31 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:31 AM (/8qa9)
Europe is for Europeans
Australia is for Aussies, and a few colorful aborigines
Antarctica is for Russians and penguins
The USA is for EVERYBODY
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:31 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Tom Servo
New Orleans. Geography so bad, they built walls to keep the flood waters IN!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:32 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:32 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:32 AM (6OoFY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:32 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Onan at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)
England put up so many surveillance cameras that they don't even both to look at the video when a crime is reported by a citizen because there is so much of it showing so little.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (/ZWeB)
Use another search engine, duckduckgo, yahoo, Bing and type in:"Hillary Clinton is" and see the autofill results
Then go to google and do the same thing and compare the results.
Not cooked for Democrats my ass...
Posted by: Timon at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (eiZez)
Shell Shock: Her vibrating personal massager just burned out the rate limiting capacitor and she's experiencing an amperage overload on the motor... on air...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:32 AM (2LelM)
self inflating tires !
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (bUjCl)
Remember the "tech bus" protests when san fran residents got all butthurt google employees use their own private luxury buses?
Posted by: brak at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (VckGX)
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He's an immigrant AND a refugee, dontcha know?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (dPd5y)
Indeed. And without illegal immigrants, who will mow the babel lawns?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:32 AM (2LelM)
*hits bong*
No, they run on imagination. And your tax dollars. Ha!
*hits bong*
Posted by: Elon Musk at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (MOJS3)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (/ZWeB)
Dana Bash, I think
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (BWL+E)
Leftists club, stab, and shoot
Posted by: displaced antisocial justice beatnik at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (a3mAP)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (Nqglq)
*slow clap*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (BRvh1)
another thing, I notice spellcheck rarely works, is it international and barely knows English?
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018
*
*
Hey, I come pretty close!
Posted by: Greater Noo Awlins at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (/8qa9)
In a previous life.
I liked that the Lama says that he will not reincarnate in Chinese-occupied Tibet, so any future claimants from there will be fakes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (6OoFY)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (/ZWeB)
Dana Bash, I think
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (BRvh1)
That wasn't a real chyron, was it? Did Hillary actually call on Trump to concede? When ? Before polls closed?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (NFEMn)
https://youtu.be/Lh9dwpELGLQ?t=13s
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (yQpMk)
I didn't even know you could choose where you reincarnate. Is there an online form?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (Nqglq)
Groan
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM (/ZWeB)
She looks familiar, but I don't know her name. That thousand-yard stare is priceless, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (htCxB)
They are my go-to source but, they don't always have the lowest price. Ammoseek is your friend.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 11:34 AM
She cannae take anymore, Captain! She's gonna blow!
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (I9Sw7)
Working from my Hotel Room.
So the letter about Kavanaugh is even lamer than originally thouught
And Manafort pleaded quitly to what is cooporating about what pray tell?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2018 11:38 AM (7aWkJ)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 14, 2018 11:38 AM (u5NuV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 14, 2018 11:38 AM (01g0C)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (dPd5y)
Wheeeeeee!
*tosses handful of confetti into air*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:38 AM (Nqglq)
Maybe not for the regular Lamas but, the Dali has powerz.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:38 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:38 AM (dPd5y)
Dana Bash
Sounds like the star in an S and M film.
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018
*
*
There is no Dana . . . only Bash.
Posted by: Zuul at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (01g0C)
Posted by: Robber at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (htCxB)
Juan Williams psychotic break with reality on election night was priceless.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Don Q at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (NFEMn)
No, not before the polls closed, I remember it being way way late in the evening.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (htCxB)
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My over riding thought after viewing the Google video was are there any Google employees capable of changing a tire?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (2LelM)
Most
of them don't even want or like to fuel up their own cars..they have
mobile refueling services fuel their cars. tbh, I would use this service
if they had it where I live too.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (a0IVu)
Are you friggin kidding me?
The most pampered people in all of humanity get to make decision about my life and what I need or don't need?
Pitchfork and torch time.
Posted by: Mr Garrison at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (0OmEj)
There was nothing in the video in my opinion that was actually damning but it was very interesting nonetheless and a few things stood out to me:
1. These people are in a huge bubble. I work for a Silicon Valley company. It isn't as big or famous as Google but it is big and smart and very much an organization from the Valley. A lot of what I heard is familiar. SV companies are deeply hard left in general. Google - like my firm - is a political monoculture and that is usually a bad thing for long-term prospects just from the business side.
2. These people are smart, but I doubt they are as smart as they think they are. They want to assess more data and the like, but they are very sure they have all the answers to the world's ills and are very sure that they can deal with those flyover country people who don't vote right through their machinations by just opening the proles' eyes to how great they are and by giving them free services for their own good. This is profoundly arrogant. I work with a lot of arrogant people (and I am one of them, in my own way) but these folks are much more arrogant than I am used to. This is also true, I suspect, of a lot of the rank-and-file. The towering hubris and know-it-allism was just as prevalent in the Q&A as it was during the speeches.
3. The company has no national identity. This is dangerous because they are so powerful. They talked about things like privacy and cryptography and the security of their keys and unwillingness to hand everything over the keys over to the government. This is actually a good thing, but they *never* mentioned what they themselves do with their status of gatekeeper and general data collector. They don't want to be beholden to any nation state or hand over personal data to outside parties but they are perfectly happy to exploit it for their own purposes - including political purposes (such as swinging elections).
I didn't get the impression that they think they are above the law, but perhaps they do think that they are above law as a concept.
From this, I learned that Google does seem to be not a transnational corporation but a *non-national* corporation. Their abuses of free speech on their platforms justify an FTC investigation and possibly a breakup to eliminate their monopoly, but I do think it goes beyond just market rules and regulations. They are not an American firm. They are themselves and nothing more. A company that big starts behaving something like a nation state and if they have no loyalty to their home country - and I don't think they do - then they are a rogue state and should be broken up on that basis alone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)
Tesla will sell you a car, but the software running it belongs to them. You can pay them extra for better performance, or even the autonomous feature -- Which, btw, they just turned off to all users.
Because they can. That's why, you haters.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (0ogQG)
LOL - I've been there, on (semi) dry land, looked down the street, and seen a barge chugging by 20 feet higher than my head. What a stupid place to build a city, site must have been picked by Prince Herbert's father. (Holy Grail)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (6OoFY)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (ok6mB)
babel lawns
babilawns
babylons
Yes, I am slow and take things literally.
Often I need hints or clues.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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Russians! Russians!
Posted by: Twitter at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Grump928
What about Fernando?
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (8ikIW)
what if my brokers tells me I never really owned those stocks, and they decided to hold all the real certificates in the Caymans, where they are protected by the drug cartels of Mexico?
lots of digital promises out there ... like most of our financial system and the currencies.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (p2jI/)
https://youtu.be/nMWGXt979yg
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (dPd5y)
Bias? What bias?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (DaDYr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (yQpMk)
I hate it because it works like shit and my Cloud Services are constantly giving me headaches. Lost logins and pref files, and the Cloud Library only works right about forty percent of the time. This has cost me a lot of time in the last few years. Since they rolled it out, I'm seeing problems I haven't seen since CS4.
I hate that they have no motivation to address these issues, as they are a monopoly.
But mostly, I hate the fact that I DON'T OWN MY TOOLS. Aside from InDesign IDML, there is very little backwards compatibility, rendering my previous CS6 installation useless for anything other than original artwork.
Why is it simply accepted, industry-wide, that we should rent our g-ddamn livelihoods from Adobe Systems? *spit*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (AzW6q)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMH
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;-)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (ImzFx)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2018 11:41 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (ok6mB)
The left and the NeverTrumpers are stroking each other off on Twitter right now because the Manafort plea included a cooperation agreement. Something I'm sure AAG Weissmann put in there just to create the appearance that Manafort is going to spill the beans on Trump's Russian collusion.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (ye3s4)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:36 AM (dPd5y)
That was too easy Cicero. Watch your back in the yard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (3SzRC)
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Oh, about the mid '20s when Joe Stalin came to power.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (+y/Ru)
It was also available to be purchased but no upgrades were available and tech support for 1 year only.
Pick your poison.
Posted by: tbodie at September 14, 2018 11:31 AM (AoLFQ)
I use IntelliJ Idea at work for Java development. IntelliJ went to a subscription model a couple of years ago with an option for a perpetual license locked into a specific version. Now that Oracle has gone to a 6 month Java release cadence (1.5 years for extended releases), that latter option has become... inconvenient.
Posted by: displaced antisocial justice beatnik at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (a3mAP)
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What fuckin' condom?
Posted by: Charlie Sheen at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Zuul at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Bourne at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (HiLJ1)
In the south bay area at least Tesla S's are as ubiquitous as the freaking Beetle was in the 60's.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (TUU1F)
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If it's bareback gay porn, it's mine, bitchez!
Posted by: @tim_cook at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (vg8iE)
I didn't even know you could choose where you reincarnate. Is there an online form?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (Nqglq)
You can do it when you renew your drivers license.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (NFEMn)
I thought the problem was not the winds but being so slow it will dump a whole lot of rain and hang around causing among other problems-mudslides in areas prone to that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (AllCR)
Tell me about it. I get those a lot
*hic* *sharts*
Posted by: Hillary! at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (eiZez)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:44 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:44 AM (p2jI/)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (dPd5y)
Oh yeah, cheesy eggs with "bacon"....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:44 AM (3SzRC)
Then there's this, cause I'm a giver.
https://tinyurl.com/yckeznb9
Posted by: Javems at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (Xh73e)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (dPd5y)
Ate all her pie? Eh, don't want to touch that one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (k1TUh)
Don't forget they opened the reservoirs to keep those downstream from flooding. I'm part of a huge lawsuit thanks to that strategy.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (MX7xj)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (dPd5y)
Oh yeah. i love the ettes, but cautiously.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (3SzRC)
Oh, yeah, by the time you add in the Xs and the Model 3s they're about as common as Priuses.
Tesla's lost enough of their Model 3 preorders that you can walk into your local House of Musk and drive out in a new one without bothering to order, they're starting to throw around some little incentives to move 'em.
Eveyrone I know who has one loves it, though I don't know if I could ever get used to the gaugeless dash.
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (T4ibP)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (NFEMn)
interesting perspective. these are still new corporations. they are moving ahead of legislation, so are able to abuse their success.
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (bUjCl)
In the south bay area at least Tesla S's are as ubiquitous as the freaking Beetle was in the 60's.
Posted by: clutch cargo
I live in flyover and have never seen a Tesla.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (IqV8l)
A. Whitney Brown had a joke. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants". I suspect European globalists have a similar view. "I'm not pro-open-borders-Muslim because I love Muslims. I'm that way because I hate Europeans". Solution: stop electing people who hate you.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (TAmPV)
You gotta hit the little "tilde" key in the top-left of your keyboard to open the console, then type in:
"SET VALUE "Resurrection_Location" TO ....."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 11:40 AM (8ikIW)
When you look mahvelous, you need no powerz.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:44 AM (/8qa9)
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Always.
List gets longer by the day.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (QWGds)
this is a company wide meeting, for all employees, where senior executives are espousing politics.
You don't think that affects the companies actions? You don't think that by ALL of the Execs being on the same political page, they are using company resources to influence their employees.
And you don't think that when they talk about doing more, or not doing enough, for one political party, it has no effect on their employees actions and the direction of a companies actions?
Posted by: Don Q at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (d7Ww2)
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I bought 6 and forgot about anything else. I know the product improves, but I refuse to never own a copy of anything. I despise this new rental model, and I despise that our kids won't know any different.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (01g0C)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (dPd5y)
Ate all her pie? Eh, don't want to touch that one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
types
deletes
types
delets
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)
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Yes, I imagine so. I'd drive one if I lived in the bay area too.
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (IqV8l)
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*fistbump*
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (QWGds)
Looks like the typhoon just hit Luzon... Cat 4... beautiful area, shame. Still, maybe it'll wash the commie rebel scum down outa the mountains...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (ctuyM)
I like that D. Much more cerebral than most of the comments here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (3SzRC)
He looks marvelous.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (yQpMk)
Ha ha ha ha...ah...I'm old.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018 11:42 AM (BWL+E)
This, too, is the story of Hillary's bathroom.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (kqsXK)
In the south bay area at least Tesla S's are as ubiquitous as the freaking Beetle was in the 60's.
Posted by: clutch cargo
I live in flyover and have never seen a Tesla.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (IqV8l)
Rich So Cal residents love it....virtue signaling central. Folks have told me it is a fantastic car to drive..I haven't been in one so no idea.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (01g0C)
Should start breaking up over the next 24 hours. Still a lot of rain to come.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (k1TUh)
And his pants fell down when he was out the door!
You had one job....well done!
Posted by: Tami at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (dPd5y)
I don't know.
But I'm glad you are.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (bcbK8)
i'm pretty sure you have that wrong. they think history is *already bent* along a progressive path because it *naturally* bends that way.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (NmR1a)
52 Last I looked, Teslas run on tires.
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:32 AM (2LelM)
self inflating tires !
---------------------
So they're Democrats?
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 14, 2018 11:38 AM (7aWkJ)
No, they are upping it to that the woman told to Dems that he forced himself on her and turned up the music to hide her protests.
We told the idiot GOP'ers that if they let the Left get away with smearing Moore, they would just get more of it. Well here you go.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (dPd5y)
Ate all her pie? Eh, don't want to touch that one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
types
deletes
types
delets
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (Bdeb0)
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*eyes willow*
You did that on purpose.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (QWGds)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Sheeet. I got that beat.
...Stevie Wonder...
Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (8ikIW)
I would have never been confirmed.
Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (Bdeb0)
Oddly coincidental, just last night I discovered my old copy of lightroom from before the cloud, had 644 'missing' images.
There was a menu item 'find missing files.' It didn't find any files. What it did was list 644 files that were missing.
I had to do a manual search through the directory tree to find the file, identify the path to the file, and then point lightroom at the now found, previously missing file.
Lucky, finding one often found many others. It still took over an hour to find them all.
I think it is a racket, planned obsolescence from the 1950s school of automobile design.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (I9Sw7)
You don't think that affects the companies actions? You don't think that by ALL of the Execs being on the same political page, they are using company resources to influence their employees.
And you don't think that when they talk about doing more, or not doing enough, for one political party, it has no effect on their employees actions and the direction of a companies actions?
Posted by: Don Q at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (NgKpN)
++++++++++++++
I absolutely think it influences their actions and they said as much. I am not sure it is flatly illegal to do so. But I do think Google and the other monopolies should be investigated as monopolies and broken up. These are pure leftists with no national identity or loyalty. We wouldn't let an ideologically pure rogue state operate without barriers in the US, and Google and their ilk are rapidly approaching that rubicon. They are interfering in our elections, for example, which is legal (or legal-ish) because they are a domestic corporation. The transnationals may need a different regulatory framework because Google is an American firm on paper only.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (/8qa9)
-
"Hold my beer."
- Ford motor company
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (01g0C)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (kqsXK)
Now should I call in? Really need the cash flow. But did not really any sleep last night. But I got this headache that is just a pressure behind the eyes plus making more typos than normal.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:37 AM (Nqglq)
You can do it when you renew your drivers license.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 11:43 AM (TAmPV)
You have to enable cheat codes first...
Posted by: Don Q at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (dPd5y)
Hey! Oh wait..I'm a cannibal. Carry on.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM (3SzRC)
This is why I got physical copies of CS6 and Lightroom. I knew how this act was going to go as soon as they introduced the CC crap telling me how wonderful it was going to be. Sadly, I don't see them backing down, but then again they've yet to offer any sort of compelling and amazing upgrade.
My software still updates from time to time, and does everything I need it to do. I've got the M$ 360 crap, and having the headaches I've had when it suddenly decides I'm not me - would kill me with Adobe.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM (TUU1F)
Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM (dPd5y)
Surprised it didn't say that Mueller has Trump now!
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM (N3JsI)
but isn't it time to admit that Hurricane Florence is just a big, overhyped wet fart?
Obviously Donald Trump over hyped hurricane Florence to make himself look good and distract peoples attention away from the 3,000 people of color he let die in Puerto Rico
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (TAmPV)
But where this has happened before, it has been the result of worker incompetence...
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:47 AM (dPd5y)
heh...moron brains are wired differently.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (yQpMk)
That's weird. I thought the goal of Buddhism was *not* to reincarnate. That reincarnation was part of this cycle of misery, samsara, and the goal was to be enlightened so you could reach nirvana.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (/qEW2)
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And the book, ironically, was 1984.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (+y/Ru)
Mainly because everyone else is predicting the opposite.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM (N3JsI)
I think i see where this one went off the rails for you...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (ok6mB)
In the south bay area at least Tesla S's are as ubiquitous as the freaking Beetle was in the 60's.
Posted by: clutch cargo
I live in flyover and have never seen a Tesla.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (IqV8l)
Rich So Cal residents love it....virtue signaling central. Folks have told me it is a fantastic car to drive..I haven't been in one so no idea.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
I know a guy who's been in one. Awesome acceleration, quiet and comfortable, lots of gadgets. But expensive as hell, and Tesla owns the software, and when the battery goes, well, you'd better be rich. Life is full of tradeoffs.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (RD7QR)
Q. "Has anyone ever said to you 'H-h-h-he-Hello D-D-D-D-Dalai?'
. . .
Classic.
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (NmR1a)
If these people actually knew anything about real history, they would never think it "bends' in a progressive direction. History is all about death and destruction and cruelty and murder.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (NFEMn)
The corruption is complete.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (yQpMk)
Dude.
Wrong Symbol.
It's
"Cobbler + Pie + Brownie + Cake"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (BRvh1)
Sadly for them, they lack an army.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (81OU+)
In Kind contributions to political campaigns, which is essentially what Google did, must be registered.
Its in the FEINGOLD Campaign law.
Make them live by their own damn rules.
Posted by: Don Q at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (NgKpN)
The woman, who has asked not to be identified, first approached Democratic lawmakers in July, shortly after Trump nominated Kavanaugh. The allegation dates back to the early nineteen-eighties, when Kavanaugh was a high-school student at Georgetown Preparatory School, in Bethesda, Maryland, and the woman attended a nearby high school. In the letter, the woman alleged that, during an encounter at a party, Kavanaugh held her down, and that he attempted to force himself on her. She claimed in the letter that Kavanaugh and a classmate of his, both of whom had been drinking, turned up music that was playing in the room to conceal the sound of her protests, and that Kavanaugh covered her mouth with his hand. She was able to free herself. Although the alleged incident took place decades ago and the three individuals involved were minors, the woman said that the memory had been a source of ongoing distress for her, and that she had sought psychological treatment as a result.
https://goo.gl/QSFnup
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (htCxB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Oooooh! I love Mrs. Dash's seasonings!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (hxucZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:50 AM
Miss? Miss? Ya got any of that there 232 Valkyrie?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (ctuyM)
Per hour.
Posted by: Puerto Rico at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (vbJig)
divorce papers and shoe throwing at the ready
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow
even the Venus butterfly ?
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)
Sadly for them, they lack an army.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (81OU+)
But they do have Uniform hats... with Propellers on top...
Posted by: Don Q at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (NgKpN)
Not necessarily beautiful, but mutated.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (RD7QR)
sounds like a BMW....
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (/8qa9)
The gas explosions were in Lawrence, Andover and North Andover, which are on either side of my town. The first I knew about them was when I looked up from my bourbon and saw it on the bar's teevee.
I'm glad people were concerned. It's nice to be thought of.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (yQpMk)
Cannibal Bob's problem is that with cheap Chinese shoe imports, cobblers are a dying profession.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (NFEMn)
Looks like the check from Allred finally cleared....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (yQpMk)
Your Honor?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (CE6iV)
And Volkswagen is shutting down New Beetle production with 2019 being the last model year.
-
"Hold my beer."
- Ford motor company
Where are the Chinese and Indian import cars?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (1uG1d)
Chelsea Clinton: 'As a Deeply Religious Person' I Believe It's 'Unchristian' to End Roe v. Wade
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (81OU+)
+++++++++
When I am feeling more radical, I sometimes think it will come to that. And they wouldn't mind having one and have expressed a desire for android warriors in the past. They sold off Boston Dynamics, though, so maybe there is less risk that they could do that.
But they may not need an army. If they have enough control over the nation states they see as subservient to them (or if those states are dependent enough), they could just get someone else to fight their wars.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:56 AM (yQpMk)
144 I saw a promo on the Vice Channel about a Tom Arnold series , Search for the Trump Tapes. These guys are insane.
wake me when geraldo is breaking into the trump vault.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:56 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:56 AM (dPd5y)
One would open the doors automatically when the owner approached. Not unlocked the doors, opened them.
I thought that was so cool.
But I'm sticking with proven tech like IC engines for the forseeable future.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK8)
Just happens to know who he is, remember him all these years, and watch as he's nominated for the Supreme Court.
BULLSHIT.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (2LelM)
The woman, who has asked not to be identified
***
Can I make an anonymous claim that the woman in question once tried to sexually assault me? That's how this stuff works right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (eSx+E)
Don't mention Gimp. Seriously, just don't.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (I9Sw7)
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Oooh, did the lying bitch say what song it was?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:56 AM (NmR1a)
Geraldo likes Trump. NY guy, probably banged a lot of the same chicks in the '70's....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Fabienne at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (ctuyM)
And I cold stone guarantee you this is all Susan Collins needs to vote against Kavanaugh. And she'll probably drag a few more limp-dicked solons with her.
Thanks, Grassley. You're a real stand up guy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (/8qa9)
You have one? Hook a brother up, yo
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK8)
and here we are...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Sergey Brin at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (TMuZa)
If she mentions a coffee table, run.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (4mEpb)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (htCxB)
False Accusers get the fire.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (6OoFY)
In fairness, he's just reporting the lie, not making it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (vg8iE)
Bohemian Rhapsody
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (IqV8l)
Rich So Cal residents love it....virtue signaling central. Folks
have told me it is a fantastic car to drive..I haven't been in one so no
idea.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 14, 2018 11:48 AM (a0IVu)
I know a guy who's been in one. Awesome acceleration, quiet and
comfortable, lots of gadgets. But expensive as hell, and Tesla owns the
software, and when the battery goes, well, you'd better be rich. Life is
full of tradeoffs.
The S models range from 3 to 5.5 seconds 0-60. There's charging stations around the area, but they always seem to be in weird places away from coffee shops etc (as cheap as the real estate can get I suppose). Costco used to have charging stations and got rid of them (heh). They're always full, and always people waiting (damn cheapskates). CA was offering huge rebates, so your $150k car was nearly affordable.
Personally, I'm not keen on the giant computer monitor inside, and the build quality is meh. Plus, I really like hearing/feeling an engine and going through the gears. Seems like you're being powered by a big rubber band in a Tesla. We're going to start hearing what the real downside of these things is in just a few more years.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (TUU1F)
And Volkswagen is shutting down New Beetle production with 2019 being the last model year. -
Because the Beetle became a strictly for young chicks car.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (TAmPV)
wowo I think of all the dough I could make isf I were a lying btch.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)
How many places you know have bedrooms that you can lock a person INTO?
(outside of Matt Laurer's house...)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (BRvh1)
Chelsea Clinton: 'As a Deeply Religious Person' I Believe It's 'Unchristian' to End Roe v. Wade
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (+y/Ru)
Yes. Everyone who has ever read a Bible knows that if Jesus stood for anything, he was all in for killing babies.
"Blessed are the babykillers, for their exorbitant Lamboghini payments shall be paid back in abundance."
-- Matthew 5:13
Another Chelsea FAIL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Fabienne
Fur pie in the afternoon yumm
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM
Don't wake him up now?
Posted by: Zed at September 14, 2018 11:58 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (htCxB)
Lisa Bloom, report to the White Fraud Phone...
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2018 11:59 AM (UnA8+)
Every now and then you see some writer who comes up with "Tesla got it all wrong they needed to do something cheap".
No, no, a million times no. Tesla got it exactly right in that regard.
They went for a market that could afford to spend $100K on a second (or third, or fourth, or fifth) car. They went for a market that could accept some glitches in exchange for being the first one with the shiny new thing. And they went for a market where time mattered more than money - that is, solo-driver access to HOV lanes was worth the lease on a $100K car.
They were and probably still are outselling the rest of the $100K sedan market on both coasts.
Where they started to go wrong was ramping up to meet the supposed half-million Model 3 preorders, and promoting the $35K Model 3 price.
First off, it was never going to be a $35K car, not profitably. $43-45K would have been a more reasonable target. It'd have given them room to include the Model S' hatchback, and some real gauges and switchgear.
Model S production line had kinda grown organically, and there are a few hacks in how those things are built. At the volumes those were selling, they could afford that. But that 5000/month Model 3 target needed real production chops, and Elon did not know what he didn't know to use a discredited Rumsfeldism, he could never accept that the processes that the rest of the industry had evolved to their great cost over the last four decades really applied to HIM.
So everyone who knew manufacturing fled and to this day Model 3 manufacturing is ruinously expensive and corrosive to the company's organization.
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2018 11:59 AM (T4ibP)
Break them all up!
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 14, 2018 11:59 AM (J+mig)
*hands note to woman*
*woman reads*
"'I have a gub'. What does that mean?"
"Um, no... no. It's not gub, it's gun"
"That looks like a 'b' to me"
"No, it's an 'n', not 'b'. Gun"
"I'll have to talk to the manager. Hey Bill, can you come here? Does this look like a 'b' to you?"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2018 11:59 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:59 AM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:54 AM (Nqglq)
If only that were the only problem my friend. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:59 AM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 14, 2018 11:59 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (NmR1a)
If these people actually knew anything about real history, they would never think it "bends' in a progressive direction. History is all about death and destruction and cruelty and murder.
oddly enough, so is progressivism.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:59 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (dPd5y)
Kavanaugh Accuser #2
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (mCMQ5)
However, my problem is that I have to use CC. I work with a lot of people who have it.
So if I generate artwork in, say, Illustrator CS6, and send it to someone who opens/saves in CC - it becomes a big problem when I get it back. Photoshop's "save for compatibility" doesn't work very well either. IDML for InDesign works ok, but people never remember to send the markup file.
This is how they get ya.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (AzW6q)
Precisely. Comes right out of nowhere, from person unknown. With her identity concealed, no way to check veracity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (oVJmc)
208 >>>I didn't even know you could choose where you reincarnate.
That's weird. I thought the goal of Buddhism was *not* to reincarnate. That reincarnation was part of this cycle of misery, samsara, and the goal was to be enlightened so you could reach nirvana.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2018 11:51 AM (/qEW2)
Funny how when silly white folks go all reincarnation happy, they claim that they had previous lives as Kings, Princesses, Generals etc. None of them claim to have past lives as ditch diggers, dead cart drivers etc.
It's like everyone's Edmund Blackadder.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (veoSD)
The woman, who has asked not to be identified, first approached Democratic lawmakers in July, shortly after Trump nominated Kavanaugh. The allegation dates back to the early nineteen-eighties, when Kavanaugh was a high-school student at Georgetown Preparatory School, in Bethesda, Maryland, and the woman attended a nearby high school. In the letter, the woman alleged that, during an encounter at a party, Kavanaugh held her down, and that he attempted to force himself on her. She claimed in the letter that Kavanaugh and a classmate of his, both of whom had been drinking, turned up music that was playing in the room to conceal the sound of her protests, and that Kavanaugh covered her mouth with his hand. She was able to free herself. Although the alleged incident took place decades ago and the three individuals involved were minors, the woman said that the memory had been a source of ongoing distress for her, and that she had sought psychological treatment as a result.
https://goo.gl/QSFnup
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (htCxB)
Produce the other "attempted rapist" or it's he said/she said. Vote goes ahead as scheduled.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (RD7QR)
Wind up the Gillibrand doll for a quote-a-matic in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (RD7QR)
sounds like a BMW....
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (bUjCl)
Beemers are expensive to maintain.
They are nice drivers, though. Or my older 328 is, at least.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (bcbK8)
It makes my blood boil.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) predicts at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (/8qa9)
Gee, I wonder why? Notice that the tweet doesn't deny that interpretation would be accurate. It's just "problematic". There future Al Gore Rhythms should remove that problem. By exploding any conservative's monitors that just happen to be watching the video. Glass in the eyes can make a person less able to be a pain in the ass.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (dPd5y)
right ??
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (eSx+E)
Note, Dr Who also went through a Sex Change operation.
I know call it... Dr. What the Fuck?
Posted by: Don Q at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)
LOL
The New "Lost in Space" is one long, very long, Bechtel test.
I want to like new things with a different twist, but yeah......Chicks in space. They can actually print weapons to defend themselves but chose to tie sharpened pieces of scrap aluminum to sticks with parachord.
But what luck.....none of the dangerous critters ever seem to actually attack them, just threaten a lot and retreat. How convenient.
Or when faced with a dire situation of a guy pinned under a vehicle and Judy, the 18 Y/O super space Doogie Howser Dr., forced them to pull the vehicle off the guy to "save" him (he died anyway) and they lose the cargo as a result (fuel) and are stuck on planet. Hey bright lights, get a shovel and dig the dirt out from under him and slide him out.
I keep waiting for the reverse Bechtel test to occur, one where two men talk to each other about something other than how they can help Super Space Women.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (VpIIl)
so says Chelsea leviticuss, 6 b.s
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow
Hey, your the one that said you took bluebells cherry and ate her pie.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyufxcEQPGc&feature=youtu.be
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Another marketing feature/not/bug. Advertising wealth isn't just about driving the shiny new thing, it's about being able to afford the glitches.
That's why proles drive Hondas.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (dPd5y)
Oops. Better get the Handmaid's Tale outfit back from the dry cleaners before the weekend starts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 12:03 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (/8qa9)
As my father would say :
"Never miss work for any reason. You can call off when you're dead."
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2018 12:03 PM (UnA8+)
Because there's no actual date or place given, it's impossible for Kavanaugh to "prove" that he was never there at that time. (not that you can ever prove or disprove something that might have happened 35 years ago) The entire thing is designed to put the accusation "out there" and leave absolutely no way to ever provide any "proof" that it's false. Which is why we have never before allowed secret accusations any credence in this country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 12:03 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:57 AM (I9Sw7)
-------
Gimp, Inkscape, and LaTeX are cool, but they're not capable enough for professional use yet (maybe ever). And the compatibility problem is insurmountable at this time. Hell - CorelDraw is a sick-ass, awesome product that I don't use, for that reason alone.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 12:03 PM (AzW6q)
Hmmmmm?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM (/8qa9)
40 watts? That's about as powerful as the pilot light for your oven.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (htCxB)
OK, so I told you there were more illegals here than they tell us.
or are they counting half of Africa ... without power?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (Cus5s)
They are nice drivers, though. Or my older 328 is, at least. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (bcbK
Zod's chariot hasn't cost that much, knock on German steel.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:55 AM
If it comes with that thingie that goes up, and a chainsaw bayonet, I'll do more than window shop, I'll be a beback!
Posted by: Gum pro at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (ctuyM)
They are nice drivers, though. Or my older 328 is, at least.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (bcbK
Very nice; engines are great. The best. But then those little problems start...and then the big ones. And then, once the warranty is done, one gets rid of one.
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (VpIIl)
Kavanaugh Accuser #2
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (mCMQ5)
Yeah? Well I can top that. In elementary school Burt Kavendish violated me with a fungo bat. A FUNGO BAT, PEEPLE!
Posted by: Accuser #3 at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (Nqglq)
I wonder if the same thing is in play here - some other guy in that high school did it and the left has decided "close enough".
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (eSx+E)
https://youtu.be/Do-wDPoC6GM
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (/8qa9)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (dPd5y)
Willow, you just tell me who is bothering you. I'll take care of them.
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (IeDO8)
I knew what it would be, but the height was amazing.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (I9Sw7)
________________________________________
It's actually 250 million, but they have split personalities.
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 12:05 PM (k1TUh)
BULLSHIT.
Always seems to be the case.
Hmm, I see he's got a job at a good law firm right out of college... Nah, I'll wait. He's going to marry my BF from high school... Nah, I'll wait. Now I see he's now got his own law firm... Nah, I'll wait. Oh! Now I see he's the DA... Nah, I'll wait. Wow, now he's a senator!.. Nah, I'll wait. Hey! Now he's running for President...
I think 45 years is long enough! The world needs to hear my story.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (TUU1F)
China has started doing that social scoring (or whatever it's called), basically grading citizens.
Popular actress Fan Bing Bing scored the lowest of all Chines actors and....she hasn't been seen in public for 2+ months!
Her low score was due to some alleged tax impropriety, so she may be in tax prison or worse. Just an ominous coincidence!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (VpIIl)
Pfffftttt.
Someone told me that Kavanaugh caused the extinction of the dinosaurs and all he said was whoops.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (T71PA)
Its the new Occasional-Cortex math. There are 500 million people in South Carolina because some people are 17 people.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (F4u7C)
https://goo.gl/QSFnup
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (htCxB)
Release the records.
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:07 PM (VpIIl)
Two legal concepts the Dems have killed with Trump:
-- Innocent until proven guilty
-- Accused must be able to face their accuser
Well done, Democrats!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Pics, or it didn't happen. You know the rules.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 12:07 PM (htCxB)
Posted by: OregonMuse,
It's not a power spec. It's a focal range.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2018 12:07 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (TUU1F)
This.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 12:07 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 14, 2018 12:07 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (MAstk)
And if it turns out to be provable that she's lying, string her up for a traitor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 12:08 PM (BRvh1)
Wrong Symbol.
It's
"Cobbler + Pie + Brownie + Cake"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (BRvh1)
Cobbler + Pie + Brownie + Cake + Cupcake + Muffin + Doughnut + Pizza + Ice cream Sticks of butter + Bacon + Ham + Rump roast + Turducken + Can of lard + Whopper + Big Mac + Bloomin' Onion + Pu-Pu platter + ...
Posted by: Michael Moore at September 14, 2018 12:08 PM (a3mAP)
It's the best Pakistani typist they can afford.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 12:08 PM (yQpMk)
The only thing that will really change is that the digital property sellers will have to change the wording in paragraph 47 of their 'terms and conditions' document to spell out that you don't really 'own' the product you're buying.
===========
They already say this.
You own a license to watch the material as long as the company allows it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 14, 2018 12:08 PM (jfxwv)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 14, 2018 12:08 PM (eSx+E)
_________________________
Kavanaugh denies it happened, and the other guy who was supposed to be there says he has no recollection of any such event happening.
Basically, 35 years ago a teenage girl claims a teenage boy tried to kiss her at a party and pressed himself up against her. Big friggin' deal, even if it did happen (and there's only her word that it did).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (fqUgw)
No reason to give this completely unsubstantiated story one bit of credence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (oVJmc)
Is it the one where the Doctor regenerates as Patsy from 'AbFab?" That's a female incarnation of the Doctor I might have enjoyed.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: joncelli,
To the tune of: "I only have lies for youuuuuuu"
Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (4mEpb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (/8qa9)
They shafted you on a promotion. Go back to bed.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (kqsXK)
I just "borrow" it now. From 26 close anonymous friends on the webz.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (yQpMk)
I give 4Chan about a week, if that.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: illiniwek
If they counted half of Africa, they still overshot by 300 million.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (hxucZ)
Popular actress Fan Bing Bing scored the lowest of all Chines actors and....she hasn't been seen in public for 2+ months!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
There was an episode of "The Orville" where they went to a planet that was run on social media exclusively. Too many "down dings" and you were executed. It was actually an interesting episode.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (htCxB)
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (MAstk)
And if it turns out to be provable that she's lying, string her up for a traitor.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2018 12:08 PM (BRvh1)
Doctor's are mandatory reporters. If a crime was committed they must report it to L.E. Especially involving juveniles.
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (/8qa9)
https://goo.gl/QSFnup
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 11:53 AM (htCxB)
Oh fer FUCKS SAKE........
God or SMOD. I don't care which one. FINISH THIS.
The experiment is OVER and it's a FAILURE.
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (IqV8l)
Kavanaugh denies it happened, and the other guy who was supposed to be there says he has no recollection of any such event happening.
Does this mean that they actually identified the second guy?
Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (4mEpb)
No reason to give this completely unsubstantiated story one bit of credence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (oVJmc)
It doesn't matter if WE don't.
LIVs will be seeing it on non-stop CNN at the restaurants on their lunch break, at their doctor's office, etc...
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (UnA8+)
They are nice drivers, though. Or my older 328 is, at least.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:00 PM (bcbK
Very nice; engines are great. The best. But then those little problems start...and then the big ones. And then, once the warranty is done, one gets rid of one.
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (bUjCl)
If I had it to do over again, I'd have leased instead of bought used. Warranty is key.
But I do love driving it, so I'm going to keep it for as long as humanly possible. I'm using a leased Acura RDX as my daily driver and just take Beemerschnitzel out on weekends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: willow
Ain't done me any good. Though I'm starting to wonder if I'm actually as smart as everyone always swore I was.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (AM1GF)
behaving something like a nation state and if they have no loyalty to
their home country - and I don't think they do - then they are a rogue
state and should be broken up on that basis alone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2018 11:39 AM (I2dne)
Remember all those Gibson and Sterling Cyberpunk novels? Yep, they were supposed to be a warning, not a blueprint.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (2K6fY)
Feinstein and crew missed this when he was previously confirmed. If it hasn't happened since his last confirmation, it shouldn't be admitted at all.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM
Those 60" 4K displays won't sell themselves.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: joncelli,
_______________
He has already said he does not have any recollection of the things the woman claims happened.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2018 12:11 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:11 PM (bUjCl)
The Tesla 3 is cool, I drove one and liked it a lot. But the $35k
advertized doesn't exist. It's a $50k car and for $50k I can buy
something better. If the 35k version ever shows up I will consider it.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 14, 2018 11:52 AM (ok6mB)
The $35Kversion will never show up. They've added new software, dual "engine" for wheels, and several upgrades. Sure, you can "order" it and once it starts it production follow it down the line. But with mandatory added accessories, it'll never get to $35k
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 12:11 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 12:11 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:11 PM (/8qa9)
Kavanaugh went to a boy's school and knew 65 women? Heck, I went to a coed school and couldn't name 65 boys in my class without looking at a yearbook.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:11 PM (AllCR)
One of the better ones. 'The Orville' has really nailed Star Trek's heavy-handed social messaging, but they eased off just a little in this episode and made their point without the sledgehammer.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:12 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 12:09 PM (yQpMk)
I have two 3TB back-up drives. If non-DRMed copies of my files don't reside there, then I know I don't own them.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 12:12 PM (htCxB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK
Is your RDX turbo?
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:12 PM (bUjCl)
Does this mean that they actually identified the second guy?
Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (4mEpb)
I'm sure since the woman has been traumatized by it for 40 years, she knows all the names, the address of the house, the color of the walls in the room, what it smelled like and the pictures on the dresser......
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 12:12 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:12 PM (W+kMI)
Seems like willow has a whole different life she is not sharing. This, and I remember a couple months ago something about her and lap dances.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (VpIIl)
The experiment is OVER and it's a FAILURE.
Posted by: Sponge
I can totally see, a century or more from now, a reconstituted America that is not quite so hot on universal franchise or rights, because this $#!+ got so far out of hand it was the only way a certain group felt it could defend itself.
It would suck long term, but I wouldn't blame them.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (bUjCl)
Write write write write write
*A miracle happens*
Bob has a book.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: joncell
Don't confirm Kavanaugh. Wait for RBG to die. Don't put up any name or put up two Hard Right candidates.
SC seats go from 9 to 7 with 4 conservatives.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (hxucZ)
It was also available to be purchased but no upgrades were available and tech support for 1 year only.
Pick your poison.
Posted by: tbodie at September 14, 2018 11:31 AM (AoLFQ)
But you know that going in to the deal. And it is probably a tax-deductible expense for you or your company.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 12:14 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (/8qa9)
Call in. Work on resume. Get new, better job.
What part of the country are you in? Any tech hubs nearby?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:14 PM (bcbK8)
or are they counting half of Africa ... without power?
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 12:04 PM (Cus5s
They are counting the typhoon in the Philippines, too.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2018 12:14 PM (2K6fY)
behaving something like a nation state and if they have no loyalty to
their home country
It's just like the gypsy woman said.
Also, just like my college PoliSci professor said; that in the near-future corporations would become more powerful than many nation-states.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:14 PM (O7MnT)
Are dead bodies floating down the street in Morehead City?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 12:14 PM (vbJig)
______________
In the Daily Mail article about the accusation, they don't name the other classmate, but they say they know who he is. It says: "The classmate said of the allegation: 'I have no recollection of that.'"
Kavanaugh himself said he unequivocally denies the accusation, and "I did not do this back in high school or at any time."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (fqUgw)
Then why didn't she press charges?
Why did she never confront them? Back in those days parents would still facilitate something like that - one parent calls the other and discuss.
There's a statute of limitations on some crimes for a reason. These women are making it very hard to support their cause, when they dredge up non-rapes like this while ignoring recent potential rapes (e.g. Dan Schneider, Bryan Singer) for political reasons.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: joncelli,
Kavanaugh has categorically denied the allegation and the other guy supposedly involved said he has no idea what she's talking about.
So I think this is a failed 'Hail Mary' pass.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (htCxB)
Write write write write write
*A miracle happens*
Bob has a book.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Possible titles:
First Aid
Dating Advice
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (hxucZ)
behaving something like a nation state and if they have no loyalty to
their home country - and I don't think they do - then they are a rogue
state and should be broken up on that basis alone.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Remember all those Gibson and Sterling Cyberpunk novels? Yep, they were supposed to be a warning, not a blueprint.
Posted by: Kindltot
Alphabet is the new Knights Templar.
And will eventually suffer the same fate.
Human nature doesn't change, really.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (bUjCl)
Not terrible for a naturally-aspirated V6 (I have a 2011, so before they axed the v6 for that model). I'd say it gets around 27 mpg for my driving. It does more or less need premium. But I get gas at Costco, which helps.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (d7Ww2)
not only is much of the New Orleans are below sea level, but one still
has to drive to Mississippi to get to the beaches. (not counting little
beaches on the lakes). But all that river access up stream makes it a
good port city. They originally built on the higher ground, then
expanded into the swamps. (iirc)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018
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Right. The back part of town, the part between the river and Lake Pontchartrain, was swamp for a long time. (Still is, really, but the pretend paving disguises it.) The center point is the lowest part.
In contrast, the expensive real estate close to the lake, "Lake Vista" and similar developments, is all landfill put down in the 1920s. I wonder if any of the people who live there know that little fact.
There are some ridges that are sightly higher than the surrounding part. The French Quarter is relatively high, as are Esplanade Ridge and Metairie Road extending out into the suburbs. But generally speaking, if you're here, you're fooked.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 12:16 PM (/ZWeB)
Given a choice, I'd reincarnate as a gifted athlete with autism from an upper middle class family.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:16 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 12:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 12:16 PM (I9Sw7)
Use another search engine, duckduckgo, yahoo, Bing and type in:"Hillary Clinton is" and see the autofill results.
i don't know why more people don't just abandon Google altogether. i've gone over to duckduckgo and haven't looked back.
not that i use either for "news" ... that's what ACE is for. duh!
i would think that Bing! is under the left handed thumb of MSDNC et al.
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 14, 2018 12:16 PM (M1MpJ)
So, anybody want to wager how fast Hurricane Florence coverage is gonna disappear from the 24/7 news feed since it didn't give the Leftard Agitprop Katrina agitprop?
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:12 PM (W+kMI)
They will seamlessly shift to Paul Manafort coverage for the weekend.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 12:16 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (dPd5y)
Write write write write write
*A miracle happens*
Bob has a book.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (3SzRC)
++++++++
Deus Ex Machina. Classic.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (I2dne)
Total BS smear job. Americans are sick of this.
Hearing that Ronan Farrow is now reporting on the story, my first thought was "It was only a matter of time before he turned he attention to a conservative" Weak reporting though.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK
Is your RDX turbo?
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:12 PM (bUjCl)
Hm. Don't think so. It's perky in Sport mode, though. Around 270ish HP, handles almost like an Audi Q5.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:16 PM (O7MnT)
I'd reincarnate into someone who can do math :/
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (UnA8+)
I don't think she's "lying" as no doubt she believes her story. But I am starting to think that she is provably bat-shit crazy, and everyone who knows her name on the Dem side already knows this, which is why they're working so hard to keep this in "secret story land" and never let her real name leak out.
Because when we find out that she's a diagnosed severe schizophrenic, and has been for decades, it ain't gonna make them look very good.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (k1TUh)
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Laughing like a loon. Youngest kidlet back home wants a big(er) screen for gaming. Okay, measure the walls and decide where you want it.
I think she is waiting on that purchase.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Puerto Rico at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:10 PM (/8qa9)
She was in two episodes of Are You Being Served?
https://tinyurl.com/y7nl7386
https://tinyurl.com/ycyt2k56
And was married to the show's co-creator, Jeremy Lloyd.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (kqsXK)
21st century Delorian.
Posted by: Max Power at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (q177U)
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AOP! Do you have a couple of minutes to look at a car question?
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (C1PQi)
Daily Caller
Former Clinton lawyer Greg Craig also in trouble.
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (MAstk)
And there is no evidence. and no prospect of prosecution since the statute of limitations has run out. Which actual victims in California were told regarding the cop serial rapist/killer, who finally got busted by family DNA.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (4mEpb)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (oVJmc)
So I think this is a failed 'Hail Mary' pass.
- - - -
Yes. The burden of proof is on the accuser. Period.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (W+vEI)
1. The wench testifies in public like Anita Hill, or it's hearsay. Period.
2. Is this all the Demo-Socs have left? Is it really all? STFU and vote to confirm already.
3. We're concerned about what a man did to a girl at a party 35 years ago? Two words dudes: BILL CLINTON.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (W+kMI)
Bechtel is an idiot misandrist homosexual. Don't let her get under your skin and cause you to think the "test" has any validity.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (/qEW2)
Trying to hook up and getting turned down? Having the girl say no and get up and leave?
This is insane.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (6OoFY)
The galling thing is I am such a weirod I can worj about 70% of general merchandise side, sell you anything from a flip-phone to a rifle and cut keys for you while mixing paint. Others have said the store has even paged me on my days off.
But yeah this headache is just pounding away and my eyes are blurry looking at screen.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (/8qa9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (Nqglq)
...........
Did he flash an OK sign?
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (HgMAr)
First Aid
Dating Advice
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (hxucZ)
Lol.
Dating Strrategies- A Cook Book.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (O7MnT)
More like 12 Kavanaugh Accusers.
Allred and Bloom will find more than one willing fraudster.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:01 PM (/8qa9)
Do you feel a cold coming on? If so, make sure you cough in your hand and then shake hands with your boss. Share the love.
Posted by: moki at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:20 PM (dPd5y)
Yeah, sounds like something Kathleen Kennedy would green light. "We're so progressive!" Yeah, progressively making us wonder why Mouse Inc still has you on the payroll, ma'am. Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:20 PM (W+kMI)
Also...
While on paper it may seem that you own your house, in reality, you don't.
As a test, stop paying your property taxes and see how long it takes for your shit to be taken.
or alternatively...
We ain't voting our way out of our predicament.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 12:20 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (VpIIl)
For her, every man who didn't vote for Hillary personally raped her.
I guarantee you she feels that way.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2018 12:20 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (AllCR)
Just finished the first season last night. The New Dr. Smith is a perfect left-wing sociopath.
My main complaint is that she never addressed the robot as a "clattering cacophony of cogs."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (bUjCl)
How long before Gloria Allred slithers out from under her rock and stages a press conference with a Kavanaugh accuser?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:17 PM (O7MnT)
That old grey mare ain't what she use to be.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (TAmPV)
I told my son the other day that I wanted a screen big enough to look like the characters are life-sized. He was on board.
Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: moki at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (mFoNl)
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I wish my car didn't belong to me.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (C1PQi)
Anyone wonder why Mueller is releasing this right now, with hurricane Flo about to come ashore?
Mueller ain't got nothing.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 12:22 PM (q1VoB)
=
made a deal to spill on Podesta bro and his Russian connections
Posted by: runner at September 14, 2018 12:22 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 12:22 PM (oVJmc)
unless they are Republican women ... those women can never be trusted. /s
Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 12:22 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 14, 2018 12:22 PM (piphD)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:23 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:19 PM (/8qa9)
Sounds like your eyes are expired. Don't be cheap; get a new pair, and pay top dollar. It's worth it.
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 12:24 PM (Bdeb0)
All right, so you want to 'ride out' the storm. But for crying out loud, find some high ground to park your freaking automobile.
Car alarms can be heard blaring in the distance throughout the video.
Oil had mixed with the floodwater, Heath said, and she described an overwhelming scent of gasoline as she ventured downstairs.
"Oh God," she said. "All right, this is gross."
The odor soon became so strong it forced her back upstairs to continue filming.
"We lost all of our cars last night," Heath told her viewers, "because the water was above the headlights, even on our SUVs."
All our cars? Even our SUV's? How many cars ruined out of laziness?
Some fvcking people.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 12:24 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:24 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:24 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 12:24 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2018 12:25 PM (1uG1d)
it's a trap. that's how she lures victims into shivving range.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 12:25 PM (NmR1a)
To continue the drumbeat and give the weekend talkers some more shit to talk about since it looks like the hurraicane is a big nothing burger in context.
So this weekend will be Kavenoough, PR death toll fake news, and manefort...
...and the clown show rolls on.....
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 12:25 PM (kT3/m)
Bechtel is an idiot misandrist homosexual. Don't let her get under your skin and cause you to think the "test" has any validity.
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According to a friend who dropped the show after a few episodes, the new "Lost in Space" is another of those shows that is a remake that shares nothing but the name. There are too many people, so the emphasis is all soap opera egged on by the evil doctor, and the space exploration/adventure is a sideline. He didn't like many of the characters either.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:25 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:24 PM (dPd5y)
It's missing us (deep, deep sigh of relief). We'll get some strong gusts this weekend and some rain, but no steady TS winds.
I feel so sorry for NC and SC.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
>>>The New "Lost in Space" is one long, very long, Bechtel test.
Just finished the first season last night. The New Dr. Smith is a perfect left-wing sociopath.
My main complaint is that she never addressed the robot as a "clattering cacophony of cogs."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (O7MnT)
The campiness of the original Dr Smith is gone, but yeah they new one isn't technically "Dr Smith" and it's clear that she is sociopath, who for some reason just keeps getting the benefit of the doubt, which works in a campy TV show, but not in this case. She would be marginalized very quickly an not left to roam freely.
You can change a lot, Robot as an alien, OK, but jeepers why ruin Dr. Smith so badly. Just a waste.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (ymnmz)
My main complaint is that she never addressed the robot as a "clattering cacophony of cogs."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
http://irwinallen.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Smith's_Insults
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (AllCR)
Europe is for Europeans
Australia is for Aussies, and a few colorful aborigines
Antarctica is for Russians and penguins
The USA is for EVERYBODY
************
Sarkan for the Sarkanese!
US ambassador: You're just a damn communist.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (J4u2K)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Sponge
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Yep. Time to roll this thing up, and settle accounts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 12:27 PM (AzW6q)
does he also get credit for having it "self-deport" down to Category 1 by the time it hit land?
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 14, 2018 12:27 PM (M1MpJ)
Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2018 12:25 PM (1uG1d)
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No one can tell us, that's why I'm look for Alberta Oil Peon. He knows everything about cars.
There's a lot of background, but in a nutshell, an 11-year-old car that has never had problems suddenly is going through oil without even being driven, and it's not leaking out.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:27 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 12:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:28 PM (W+kMI)
"We lost all of our cars last night," Heath told her viewers, "because the water was above the headlights, even on our SUVs."
THERE ARE DEAD CARS FLOATING BY MY WINDOW!!!
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 14, 2018 12:28 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: willow
You said you stole her cherry earlier. Which is it?
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Write write write write write
*A miracle happens*
Bob has a book.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 12:13 PM (3SzRC)
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Writing is a job and is most often not fun.
Give yourself daily goals (page counts, word counts, whatever), and challenge yourself to not only meet them everyday but beat them.
It's working well for me.
I wrote an entire first draft in 63 days a couple of months ago. I'm going through it now with an eye for a second draft, and I'm very happy with what I have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 14, 2018 12:28 PM (8lUvt)
I'm sure there is some baby raping going on in at least ONE shelter, with Trump's encouragement, of course.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 12:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (dPd5y)
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Did you? Well, my fault I suppose for being gone all morning and leaving the door unlocked. I have an extra shiv and I don't need to be eating any pie these days anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:29 PM (C1PQi)
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The Article V convention of the states is about halfway to inception with another half having passed resolutions in support of the idea.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 12:29 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: bluebell
Then it's leaking in. not good.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Actually around here the City and County usually won't bother to do shit about it, if it's a homestead, except slap a lien on it and then wait to enforce it against your heirs when you die. Probably because they're lazy more than any other reason.
Of course if you don't pay taxes and you've got a mortgage, the bank is gonna foreclose on you. Because the threat of that lien threatens their interest.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 12:29 PM (k1TUh)
...and the clown show rolls on.....
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 12:25 PM (kT3/m)
Kavanaugh has already blown over. The FBI referred it to he WH and won't look into it. The goal was to have the FBI sit on it, so Ds could say "investigating it" Dems weren't going to vote for him anyways.
And Mueller - the good, righteous man that he is - would not have leaked any "working against Trump." So the talk about Trump some more. Rinse. Repeat. See last weekend, and the weekend before that, and the weekend before that.
He dropped it now hoping to have it hid.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 12:29 PM (q1VoB)
few episodes, the new "Lost in Space" is another of those shows that is a
remake that shares nothing but the name. There are too many people, so
the emphasis is all soap opera egged on by the evil doctor, and the
space exploration/adventure is a sideline. He didn't like many of the
characters either.
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:25 PM (W+kMI)
The new "Don Smith" is a home run, though. Needs his own show. He's the only one worth watching.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 12:29 PM (ymnmz)
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There's a lot of background, but in a nutshell, an
11-year-old car that has never had problems suddenly is going through
oil without even being driven, and it's not leaking out.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:27 PM
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Obviously you have a closeted oil-drinker in your household.
Posted by: irright at September 14, 2018 12:29 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:30 PM (dPd5y)
MANAFORT INDICTMENT ALSO IMPLICATES TONY PODESTA, THE CLINTON-CONNECTED SUPERLOBBYIST
Daily Caller
Former Clinton lawyer Greg Craig also in trouble.
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (MAstk)
Wasn't Tony Podesta already granted immunity?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 14, 2018 12:30 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:29 PM (Bdeb0)
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Can it do that? Where does it go?
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:31 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: Little Lupe at September 14, 2018 12:31 PM (vtcmf)
Popular actress Fan Bing Bing scored the lowest of all Chines actors and....she hasn't been seen in public for 2+ months!
Her low score was due to some alleged tax impropriety, so she may be in tax prison or worse. Just an ominous coincidence!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)
North Korea does this, they do a recertifiction from time to time. It is a caste system.
If you have a high score, you can go to the better schools, jobs and areas like Pyong-Yang, and if you don't you are in the hinterlands, and can't get schooling at all.
There are factors like if your ancestors owned property or were Christians, and what your family has done recently, and if there are any complaints about not acting correctly.
They do scheduled "struggle sessions" where each work group gets together and each individual confesses to transgressions and the other members get to chime in too, and everyone better have something to say.
And no one knows what their score is, they just find out when they can't do things or get moved.
Norks are a horrible system where the entire place is a prison camp designed to spy on each other and keep each other enslaved.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2018 12:31 PM (2K6fY)
I take it it's not animated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 12:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 12:31 PM (/8qa9)
Trying to hook up and getting turned down? Having the girl say no and get up and leave?
This is insane.
___________________
Yeah, it's all pretty vague. He tried to "force himself" on her? How? Did he rip off her clothes (if he did that, seems somebody would have noticed that, like the other guy in the room, the other people at the party, etc.). Or did he just briefly press his erection up against her? I can see how that might offend a female, but we're talking about a high school party with a bunch of drunk 17-year olds. Passes are going to be made, and clumsy attempts at sexual contact are going to happen. Normal teens just shrug it off, without needing psychological counseling to get over it.
The fact is that the girl did not get raped or even hurt, and she was able to leave the room (if the incident ever even happened, which seems doubtful). She also didn't think it was significant enough to make a report or take any action against Kavanaugh or the other guy at the time, or for several decades afterwards. And she is apparently not willing to make her accusation public even now. So this is all just bullshit.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2018 12:31 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:32 PM (dPd5y)
No. In fact, Mueller recommended him to the NY Southern District.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 12:32 PM (/tuJf)
I know. I know. I broke the rules. But I am prepared to break the rules.
Spartacus, and all that.
Posted by: Corey Booker at September 14, 2018 12:32 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:21 PM (AllCR)
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Already did.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 14, 2018 12:32 PM (hECVl)
I'd like to know why the hell Bill Hemmer got hurricane duty in NC, and Shep! is sitting warm and dry in the Fox studio.
I'm sure there is some baby raping going on in at least ONE shelter, with Trump's encouragement, of course.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
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The last time Shemp was sent out on assignment he got into a slappy fight with another reporter.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/television/shepard-smith
Posted by: BluesFish at September 14, 2018 12:32 PM (GW5DN)
Can it do that? Where does it go?
Posted by: bluebell
Coolant. Maybe. But yes it's possible. look in the radiator
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:33 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 14, 2018 12:33 PM (DSD1V)
50 I mentioned this a few weeks ago but try this at home everyone.
Use another search engine, duckduckgo, yahoo, Bing and type in:"Hillary Clinton is" and see the autofill results.
i don't know why more people don't just abandon Google altogether. i've gone over to duckduckgo and haven't looked back.
. . .
Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at September 14, 2018
*
*
I tried it with DuckDuckGo, and got about what I expected, "Hillary Clinton is" "a criminal" or "crooked" and so forth. Didn't want to try it with Gaggle, as I haven't used them for years and advise everyone I know not to use it. It's a shame their name makes a handy verb, where Ixquick and DDG's names don't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 12:33 PM (/ZWeB)
isn't technically "Dr Smith" and it's clear that she is sociopath, who
for some reason just keeps getting the benefit of the doubt, which works
in a campy TV show, but not in this case. She would be marginalized
very quickly an not left to roam freely.
You can change a lot, Robot as an alien, OK, but jeepers why ruin Dr. Smith so badly. Just a waste.
I grew up on LiS in the 60's. Harrison figured out quickly that his equally dark sociopath character would be killed off by any rational group, so that's when the ad libs started. He invented all those put downs. In retrospect I really like the first BW episodes and the evil character, the show sure did a 180 from where it started.
While I've not really seen the new series (I unhooked months ago) I can see going in a different direction. How can you rip-off a character somebody invented? My concern is it's SJW like everything else.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 12:33 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:33 PM (W+kMI)
Or, put another way, he let her go. Or didn't hold her at all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 12:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (AllCR)
How does Fox continue to employ an idiot purporting to report on market news when he's a complete incompetent buffoon?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (VpIIl)
got into a slappy fight with another
reporter.http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/celebrity/television/shepard-smith
Posted by: BluesFish at September 14, 2018 12:32 PM (GW5DN)
Lol. He looks drunk in that mug shot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (C1PQi)
>>Kavanaugh has categorically denied the allegation and the other
guy supposedly involved said he has no idea what she's talking about.
So I think this is a failed 'Hail Mary' pass.
it's a FAIL Mary.
- - - -
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (JTUFF)
Or, put another way, he let her go. Or didn't hold her at all.
She tried the door knob.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Comrade at September 14, 2018 12:35 PM (d8lDN)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 14, 2018 12:35 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:35 PM (dPd5y)
I thought that was so cool.
But I'm sticking with proven tech like IC engines for the forseeable future.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK
Teslas need a third brake light in the form of a chyron display that reads, "virtue, virtue, virtue..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 12:35 PM (iwUO9)
few episodes, the new "Lost in Space" is another of those shows that is a remake that shares nothing but the name."
The original LiS in the 60's actually tried to do some serious sci-fi themes in the first season, but viewership wasn't that good and after that, it just got goofy as hell. (one channel was showing some old ones late at night, oh I forgot how bad they were)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 12:36 PM (k1TUh)
no, no, that's silicone valley. i think it's near fresno.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 12:36 PM (NmR1a)
In a just universe, the Robot would gain not only sentience but a true moral code, kill every last one of the scum, sell their organs to aliens for research and/or pot pies, and move to the beach with hot and cold running oil babes...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 12:36 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:26 PM (AllCR)
Some people speak cautiously. It's just their personalities. I interpret that sentence to mean "if something like that ever happened, I certainly would've remembered it."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 12:36 PM (htCxB)
Or is my premise incorrect?
Posted by: rhomboid at September 14, 2018 12:36 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow
Didn't get a rise from anything else I've said, but THIS I get Slapped for. geez
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)
* rifle butt to the back of the head *
Keep digging, zek!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (fA1SL)
I just got a note from a friend in Topsail. He said he's drinking bourbon and eating ribs he made in the smoker. I'll tell him to send Shemp a note.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (VpIIl)
Florence is too far south to have any affect?
They declared the state of emergency on Tuesday, not know now that it isn't going to affect DC.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 12:36 PM (NmR1a)
Plus, I don't think they use silicone for breast implants any more, do they?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (htCxB)
Posted by: Imodium D at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 12:38 PM (yQpMk)
Going to disagree somewhat. John Robinson and Don West are strong, heroic male characters. (Although Mrs. Robinson and Judy are definitely portrayed as the brains of the outfit.) And I like what they did with the robot.
I had more problems with the dodgy science.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:38 PM (O7MnT)
O.K. But I think I would have said-if it had been me- "If something like that ever happened I would have remembered it."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:38 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:38 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 12:38 PM (LOgQ4)
--
phrasing?
Posted by: Imodium D at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (NmR1a)
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No, either is preferable.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 14, 2018 12:39 PM (JTUFF)
It's a shame their name makes a handy verb, where Ixquick and DDG's names don't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 12:33 PM (/ZWeB)
It seems we've finally done away with Xerox as a handy verb so there's hope.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 12:39 PM (TAmPV)
At the end of July, Mueller recommended Tony Podesta for investigation by the feds at the SDNY. He was being investigated for doing the exact same things Manafort was doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 12:39 PM (/tuJf)
Too bad at some point they all reveal themselves to be garbage people.
This is world class virtue signaling right there.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 12:39 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: exdem13 at September 14, 2018 12:39 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2018 12:40 PM (HgMAr)
Kind of like Stargate SG-1 in reverse. The first two seasons were execrable, but then they got smarter. Then the last season got goofy again.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:40 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: willow
HA, and i'm still pretty not even a scratch.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 14, 2018 12:40 PM (JTUFF)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 14, 2018 12:40 PM (eAVAh)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 12:40 PM (vbJig)
>>Kavanaugh has categorically denied the allegation and the other
guy supposedly involved said he has no idea what she's talking about.
So I think this is a failed 'Hail Mary' pass.
it's a FAIL Mary.
- - - -
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2018 12:34 PM (DJFLF)
It all depends on what the objective was.
If the objective was to smear Kavanaugh and the Republicans for nominating and voting for a alleged sexual abuser and then use that smear against all Republicans in the fall elections then clearly it's not a total fail.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2018 12:41 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:41 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:38 PM (AllCR)
We don't even know if the DM actually talked to the guy and if they did, how he actually responded!
FFS why does *everyone*, at this point believe anything coming out of the commiecrat camp, and their accomplices??
This is exactly why the demon biatch Chi-Di made it a Sooper Sekrit "matter" - because if this was examined in the light of day, if Brett actually had the chance to face his accuser, its story would fall apart in a nanosecond.
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2018 12:41 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 14, 2018 12:41 PM (O7MnT)
That was the year when everybody on TV had to have a Monkey, because Ellie Mae had one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 12:41 PM (k1TUh)
Tucker's good--but he succumbs to the urge to virtue-signal and bugs out, at times.
Avenatti asked him if he believes that Trump did Stormy. Tucker says he does. And Avenatti *concludes* that Trump lies about it.
Tucker should have made the point that his belief doesn't constitute a *fact*, which is what actually determines a lie. Progs are often doubling-down on what convinces them, and then using it as almost rock-solid case to close on another judgment.
Tucker took himself out of the play.
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2018 12:41 PM (vDqXW)
themes in the first season, but viewership wasn't that good and after
that, it just got goofy as hell. (one channel was showing some old ones
late at night, oh I forgot how bad they were)
It's worth going to YT and search for "Great Vegetable Rebellion". The cast had been relegated to walk-on parts by this time (it was the Smith/Will/Robot show) and the set was deteriorating badly. The current writer was completely out of ideas, and threw this at them. You can see the cast trying not to break up delivering the lines to a giant, talking carrot. Dr Smith still plays the part of a stalk of celery as you'd expect. Truly awful.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 12:42 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 14, 2018 12:42 PM (QDnY+)
______________________________________
Yes, but that little chimpanzee grew up to become president of the United States.
Posted by: Dr. Smith at September 14, 2018 12:42 PM (vbJig)
And then that sad episode where Dr. Smith ate it while high on Wsxreghhvxx root...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 12:42 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Bloop at September 14, 2018 12:42 PM (yQpMk)
I get your point, but the success is only with their already captivated braindead followers, which is what...25% of the electorate.
More and more independents and moderate democrats are clearly seeing the true nature of their so-called leadership that can't stop tripping over its collective dick.
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2018 12:43 PM (DJFLF)
I would like to get to them first and advise that anyone calling themselves a "Democrat" or "Liberal" should be shot with a ray-gun on sight. Also that "progressives" is just another term their secret police hide behind, and they should be lasered with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:43 PM (VpIIl)
My Hummer H1's license plate is "MODELH".
I've had more than one Tesla try to be cute with me on the road because of it.
Posted by: Defenestratus at September 14, 2018 12:43 PM (kI/3T)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:43 PM (dPd5y)
Just speculating what I think I would have said-not that I believe it. I think it's all hogwash.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:43 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:44 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:44 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Axeman at September 14, 2018 12:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2018 12:43 PM (DJFLF)
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I hope you're right.
Posted by: WisRich at September 14, 2018 12:44 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 14, 2018 12:44 PM (vtcmf)
All I can think is that is where the financial transactions took place. Podesta's group used to have offices in NYC as well as DC.
I would think Mueller kept Manafort in the hope he could squeeze him but obviously there was nothing there and Podesta would never flip for equally obvious reasons do he passed him off.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 12:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (bcbK8)
The original LiS in the 60's actually tried to do some serious sci-fi themes in the first season, but viewership wasn't that good and after that, it just got goofy as hell.
I think it was doomed because they never able to get the spaceship to fly.It basically became a space age Gilligan's Island
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Temujin at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (E2Mgc)
he's drinking bourbon and eating ribs he made in the smoker. I'll tell
him to send Shemp a note.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:37 PM (VpIIl)
He should invite Bill Hemmer to join him. Hemmer said this morning that his family has owned a place near the Outer Banks for 44 years, and the whole family goes there every year -- they call it the Hemmer Haj. Said it's been damaged due to many storms, but he hoped it was still standing after Florence.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (ptqGC)
One of my favorite scenes was in the 200th episode, where they had a crew filming a version of Stargate, a story within the story kind of thing, and they went through all these different ideas as to how they could have done it.
One version was the sting marrionette version, and they walk up and go through the gate, and of course the strings are all cut when they go through and they fall flat on the ground.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (AsQl2)
please Be my Guide!
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Hitlery at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (UFLLM)
Too bad at some point they all reveal themselves to be garbage people.
This is world class virtue signaling right there.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 12:39 PM (kT3/m)
Not necessarily true. Farrow's co-author on this piece is Jane Mayer, the infobabe who made her bones slandering Clarence Thomas back in the day. Despite this, the New Yorker piece is remarkably restrained.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (htCxB)
word for prometheus.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (NmR1a)
Yeah got caught up and lost the plot of whatever point he was trying to make.
I still don't know what the point of the interview with Aventi was about.
Quit frankly Tucker looked silly arguing with that bozo.
He is a scumbag but he's also a lawyer so he kind of got the best of Tucker in that interview for certain values of best.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (kT3/m)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybaojz2n
Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (xjiRE)
My Hummer H1's license plate is "MODELH".
I've had more than one Tesla try to be cute with me on the road because of it.
Posted by: Defenestratus at September 14, 2018 12:43 PM (kI/3T)
That is not a contest that the Tesla is going to win.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 12:43 PM (AllCR)
The speculating is what they want all of us to do, like Opie publicly tweeting he "heard that Kavanaugh is going to resign". The speculating keeps the Big Lie alive.
It's a whisper down the lane gossip smear being executed for very high stakes.
Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Bloop at September 14, 2018 12:42 PM
Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name. But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (bcbK
Yes. They will use Puget Sound as the storage locker.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (kqsXK)
Vegetable Rebellion". The cast had been relegated to walk-on parts by
this time (it was the Smith/Will/Robot show) and the set was
deteriorating badly. The current writer was completely out of ideas, and
threw this at them. You can see the cast trying not to break up
delivering the lines to a giant, talking carrot. Dr Smith still plays
the part of a stalk of celery as you'd expect. Truly awful.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018
*
*
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. had one around the same time which features Robert Vaughn doing the Watusi with a gorilla (a guy in a gorilla costume, of course): "The My Friend the Gorilla Affair." Truly the nadir of the series. Like the LiS story above, it could have been saved, maybe, by casting the whole thing as a dream or a bedtime story being told by an adult or older child character to one or more young children -- but the producers didn't bother.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 12:47 PM (/ZWeB)
>>Posted by: Forgot My Nic
You can't even remember your name how the hell would we know?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 12:47 PM (/tuJf)
please Be my Guide!
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (dPd5y)
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If transmission fluid is oily, I don't know how to tell between the different oils. We're going to have to have the car towed but it's extremely vexing.
Does anyone here know if a mechanic needs to drain the oil before replacing a timing belt and tensioner? Because the garage did warranty work on that this week and my husband and i are wondering if they dropped the oil and forgot to fill it, although they say they didn't.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:48 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 12:48 PM (IqV8l)
Problem is, if they mentioned she sought counseling over this there are records.
Demand they be released.
Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 12:48 PM (MAstk)
Write write write write write
*A miracle happens*
Bob has a book.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Possible titles:
First Aid
Dating Advice
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (hxucZ)
I think the text is "slap a hot iron on it" in both cases. I guess you could elaborate on that a bit, though.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 12:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 12:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 14, 2018 12:45 PM (AsQl2)
Kate Upton lives there?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 14, 2018 12:48 PM (nBr1j)
He got there in a row boat. Took 900 years. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 14, 2018 12:48 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:49 PM (dPd5y)
Okay, I took off the radiator cap and looked inside, didn't see any oil.
I dipped a paper towel in and only got radiator fluid, which I touched
and not oily at all.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:44 PM (C1PQi)
What kind of car is this?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 12:49 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (dPd5y)
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Oh geez, don't go by me. I can change the oil (although I haven't done it myself for many years) and change a tire (ditto) but after that, I'm hopeless. Oh, I can add windshield washer fluid. Yay me.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:49 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 12:49 PM (/tuJf)
I tried watching that. Its slow and dull and miserable. The science is a joke, they go out of their way to find methods that make everything worse or more complicated, and its 99% Grrl power with one or two dudes who manage to not be completely useless sometimes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2018 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (dPd5y)
You own a license to watch the material as long as the company allows it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 14, 2018 12:08 PM (jfxwv)
Well, you might "own" movies that way. Me, if I don't get a physical copy, I won't buy it. Movies, music, books, whatever.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (iwUO9)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybaojz2n
Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2018 12:46 PM (xjiRE)
TV series? Sean Penn? My, how the mighty have fallen. I guess he saw the checks from Robin Wright's House of Cards series and decided that while it may not be as "pure" as film or stage, the cash flow is pretty damn good!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (9BLnV)
"
If that is the extent of the work, they don't have to drop the oil.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (dPd5y)
Who remembers when Penny had a pet alien monkey that was a chimpanzee with fake donkey ears?
That was the year when everybody on TV had to have a Monkey, because Ellie Mae had one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 12:41 PM (k1TUh)
I know right!
God I loved Lost in Space! I was at the exact right age. Watching it in reruns I suppose. I was so young that I can't really remember how young I was or what year it was, but I can remember the show as being THE BEST.
NO NO NO....Will don't trust Dr. Smith....He's tricking you.
OMG
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (ymnmz)
If the objective was to smear Kavanaugh and the Republicans for
nominating and voting for a alleged sexual abuser and then use that
smear against all Republicans in the fall elections then clearly it's
not a total fail.
Everything they do is about whipping up liberal women with the hysteria they've built up in them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 12:49 PM (9Om/r)
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Berserker! Yay! It's a 2007 Honda Odyssey, 111,000 miles, we've owned it the whole time, no problems other than the usual things wearing out and needing to be replaced. I can give you the backstory if you want.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (C1PQi)
My Hummer H1's license plate is "MODELH".
That's a Mexican beer, isn't it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2018 12:48 PM (IqV8l)
Pretty sure thats Modelo
Posted by: Defenestratus at September 14, 2018 12:51 PM (kI/3T)
* snickers at willow/JS exchange *
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 12:51 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 14, 2018 12:51 PM (AsQl2)
..............
He should have went to Venezuela instead. That would be exciting.
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2018 12:51 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:49 PM (C1PQi)
+++++++
You're many up on a lot of people. In high school, I had a friend who left his lights on when we went to a movie. Battery died (of course). A couple of friendly lesbians gave us a jump start from their Subaru and we hit the road. For about three miles. To a Sears. When he turned the car off, the rest of us looked at him and asked why the hell he turned the car off. His response? "The battery died. I need a new one."
It took the rest of us 20 minutes to explain the alternator and that the battery is rechargeable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2018 12:51 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 14, 2018 12:52 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2018 12:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 14, 2018 12:51 PM (I2dne)
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Oh yes, I forgot that I can jump a car! Another skill for my (limited) repertoire.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:53 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: kallisto
Two teenaged guys 'tried' to force themselves on a drunk teenaged girl?? What was she, on the powerlifting squad in her school? Maybe bottom-tier on the cheerleading pyramid? Maybe they had a change of heart half-way and one said to the other "Dude! What are we doing? This bitch is fugly."
None of these most likely scenarios seem plausible to me. I call BS.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2018 12:53 PM (kfcYC)
shivers.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:53 PM (dPd5y)
If transmission fluid is oily, I don't know how to tell between the different oils. We're going to have to have the car towed but it's extremely vexing.
Did you check your radiator to see if oil is mixed in with the coolant?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 12:53 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 12:53 PM (TAmPV)
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I did, and it's not.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:54 PM (C1PQi)
miles, we've owned it the whole time, no problems other than the usual
things wearing out and needing to be replaced. I can give you the
backstory if you want.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:50 PM (C1PQi)
Ok, sounds like a plan.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 12:54 PM (9Om/r)
The new "Lost in Space" is another of those shows that is a remake
that shares nothing but the name. There are too many people, so the
emphasis is all soap opera egged on by the evil doctor, and the space
exploration/adventure is a sideline.
I tried watching that. Its slow and dull and miserable. The
science is a joke, they go out of their way to find methods that make
everything worse or more complicated, and its 99% Grrl power with one or
two dudes who manage to not be completely useless sometimes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2018 12:49 PM (39g3+)
Rated 100% accurate.
Hey Mom and Dad I just reactivated this alien robot.
Hey Great Will. Put him over int he corner and lets hope he doesn't blow up or something? Now go back to your room and hang out with that wierdo Dr. Smith I have to explain things to your dad like he's a third grader in a special ed class.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 12:55 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 12:54 PM (9Om/r)
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Bless you. Give me a minute to try to make it as short as I can. I'll post it here so as not to pollute the new thread.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:55 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 14, 2018 12:55 PM (9Fg2I)
First Aid
Dating Advice
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (hxucZ)
Titles? I'm thinking that First Aid Dating Advice is a great tile.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 12:55 PM (9BLnV)
bluebell I actually changed freeze plugs by myself(by transmission )
with a hammer, a screwdriver and freezeplugs. but honestly I am
Closterphobic under a car and it's dirty as heck. it was me g-d and a
prayer, and 5 kids to get there or else.
shivers.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 12:53 PM (dPd5y)
Big credit there, freeze out plugs are a serious pain in the ass.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 12:56 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 12:15 PM (bcbK
If a BMW doesn't have an in-line six, it's not a BMW.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 12:58 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 12:18 PM (C1PQi)
I am right here.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 01:01 PM (iwUO9)
We drove the car to Boston and back in August, no problem. A day or two after getting back, it developed a rattle, so I took it in. The garage guys looked it all over, said the only thing they could find was that it was 2 quarts low on oil and the valves were dry. That sounded weird to us because the car has never burned oil (and there was no smoke, etc.) but we told them go ahead and change the oil (it still had about 500 miles before the recommended change). So they did.
Got it home, my son drove it to work and a couple errands, and within a couple of days the rattle was back and worse. About 50 miles since the oil change. We decided to take it elsewhere.
The mechanic at the new place turned it on, listened, and asked if we had had timing belt work done recently. We had had it replaced 18 months ago as part of routine maintenance, at the first place, and it was still under warranty. So back to the first place.
The problem was the timing belt tensioner, but they replace the whole thing under warranty, and we got it back last night. My husband drove it home (about 2 miles) and said it was fine.
This morning I take it 3/4 of a mile down the road and all of a sudden lights came on that I had never seen and I felt a power drain, although the car was still running. It was the engine light and the VSA light.
My husband got the car home, checked the oil, and it was dry. After calling the garage and asking if they had drained the oil, which they denied, my husband put 4.5 quarts in to fill it.
And there it is, in my driveway, until we figure out what to do with it.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:01 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:02 PM (C1PQi)
My husband got the car home, checked the oil, and it was dry. After calling the garage and asking if they had drained the oil, which they denied, my husband put 4.5 quarts in to fill it.
And there it is, in my driveway, until we figure out what to do with it.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:01 PM
Sudden power drain? Blown head gasket. Happened to me.
Hope that's not what it is.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 01:04 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:07 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:07 PM
Yeah, like people mentioned it would most likely go into the radiator fluid. When it happened to me I didn't see it in the radiator fluid either. Somehow the oil and water and what ever else seemed to mix. But the engine was fried, too expensive to bother fixing.
It's the sudden loss of power thing. That was the clue. Fine then -- no bang or anything, just weak.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 12:58 PM (iwUO9)
Ah, correct. Sorry, I used V 6 and I6 interchangeably and I shouldn't.
In either case, I want 6 cylinders in any BMW I drive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 01:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:14 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 01:18 PM (dPd5y)
Funny, I've owned several, and despite my lust for an E34 M5 wagon I've never owned a six. They've all been V8s.
The M5 has been probably the most reliable car I've ever owned. Now, having said that, it'll probably blow a VANOS seal or something.
I'm currently doing the cam chain on our '01 X5, I need to go out and finish the VANOS seal job now. Waiting for a couple more parts.
The cam chain guides in those engines (M62/M62TU/S62) are basically safe-lifed at 150K miles. They crumble after that, but very few fail before that point.
It's a nasty job, lot of hours but not hard nor overly expensive if you can DIY.
Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2018 01:18 PM (T4ibP)
The oil has to go somewhere.
Where are the knowledge men?
It must be a difficult question you have, bluebell.
Posted by: Oren at September 14, 2018 01:20 PM (TD9KB)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:14 PM
I think they kinda go like a Hemingway character described bankruptcy... gradually, then suddenly.
I noticed using more oil then usual for a week, then was climbing a hill and sudden power loss, all at once.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 01:21 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:21 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 01:22 PM (dPd5y)
as I said ,one of my two subrubans just hunkers down in my driveway praying it does''t get sold for metal.
Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 01:23 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 01:25 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:26 PM (C1PQi)
I'll mention this to him so he can tell the garage people to look for that, once we figure out where to have it towed.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:28 PM (C1PQi)
I'll mention this to him so he can tell the garage people to look for that, once we figure out where to have it towed.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:28 PM (C1PQi)
There is a damn good chance that is your problem. I would say thats probably whats going on.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 01:32 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:14 PM (C1PQi)
Bluebell, I am not familiar with Hondas at all. Some engines use oil pressure to tension the timing chain or belt. To lose 4 and half quarts of ol, you have either a huge leak (which should really mess up the car), or else it is getting burned in the engine, and the catalytic converter is preventing you from seeing the blue smoke that normally results from that. I doubt that engine oil is leaking into the transmission.
For now, I would suggest that the shop forgot to add oil. I would suggest that now that the oil has been refilled, drive it cautiously in local trips, and watch the oil level. If oil continues to disappear, assume it is being burned. It might not be an internal engine problem; there could be issues with the external pipes and plumbing related to crankcase ventilation.
Get the car to an Autozone or similar parts store, and get them to put their code reader on it. Normally a free service. If it returns trouble codes, ask their advice.
My normal recommendation for those with specific makes of "import" cars is that, once out of warranty, find a local independent shop that specializes in your make, or maybe yours plus one or two others, with factory-trained mechanics. Many very good mechanics get tired of the rat race of working for dealers, and start their own speciality shop, or wind up working in one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 01:34 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 01:32 PM (9Om/r)
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I'm sending him a screen shot of your comment. Luckily he knows all about the blog and the crazy nicknames. Thank you again.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:34 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 01:35 PM (9Om/r)
Thank you all for your help. I know you can't really diagnose a car over the internet! But we'd already lost faith in our old shop which we had been going to for many years, but which changed hands in the last couple of years and has gone downhill.
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:37 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:38 PM (C1PQi)
The catalytic converter has the ability to mask oil burning for a while. Used to be, if oil was being burnt, the car would lay down a big coil of stinky blue smoke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 01:38 PM (iwUO9)
makes of "import" cars is that, once out of warranty, find a local
independent shop that specializes in your make, or maybe yours plus one
or two others, with factory-trained mechanics. Many very good mechanics
get tired of the rat race of working for dealers, and start their own
speciality shop, or wind up working in one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2018 01:34 PM (iwUO9)
Also this!
There are a lot of honda "tuners" out there at specialty shops. There is actually a way do deactivate, or bypass that VCM. The honda tuners will know all about that. If all else fails, thats a good path to investigate.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 01:40 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:42 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:42 PM (C1PQi)
Well, just searching around, the bypass for the VCM is called the VCM muzzler. Seems to be under $100 for the parts. Might be worth looking into IF thats your problem to start with. It does seem to be the text book case you got going there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 14, 2018 01:45 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:45 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: bluebell at September 14, 2018 01:46 PM (C1PQi)
as long as it doesn't involve any vehicle i'm responsible for.
bummer bluebell, but it looks like they guys have given you solid leads on figuring it all out.
good luck.
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