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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (9/12/1
The first problem with self-identifying as “conservative” in any way is that the label has been thoroughly corrupted. When someone like Jonah Goldberg is considered the face of conservatism, the label no longer has meaning. Goldberg started out on the far Left working for Ben Wattenberg at PBS. His “journey” to the Right got him only as far neo-conservatism, which has always been a Progressive heresy. The fact these people are allowed to call themselves conservative says conservatism is a meaningless label.The Zman Blog
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“I completely support House Republican efforts to have President Trump declassify the FISA [Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act] warrant applications, the Bruce Ohr/Chris Steele interactions, and all other relevant information regarding allegations of corruption in the DOJ & FBI. It is increasingly clear it was the Obama Administration who politicized the DOJ/FBI, not the Trump Administration,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
A Moron could make big coin with #I'mwithDickHead apparel.
One would think that Kaepernick would have shown some appreciation for the public relations risk Nike is enduring on his behalf by being loyal and not acting in a manner that will threaten to steal away Nike’s profits, but that isn’t the case. While Nike is paying Kaepernick millions per the endorsement deal, and he stands to make untold amounts more through royalties of his endorsed apparel sales, he has nevertheless launched his own brand that indisputably will compete, at least at some level, with Nike
Twitter just rejected paid promotion of the tweet below, saying: ‘This determination is based on the following Twitter Ads policy: Hateful Content’,” Krikorian tweeted. “It’s because it contains the phrase ‘illegal alien’, which @TwitterAdsHelp deems unacceptable.”
September 12, 2003, US singer songwriter Johnny Cash died of respiratory failure aged 71. One of the most influential musicians of the 20th century, known as "The Man in Black." He traditionally started his concerts by saying, "Hello, I'm Johnny Cash." Had the 1969 US No.2 & UK No.4 single 'A Boy Named Sue', plus 11 other US Top 40 singles. Cash also had his own US TV show in late 60s early 70s via thisdayinmusic.com
“The [left’s] frustration has boiled over at points,” the Times understates. “Annie Clark, a spokeswoman for Ms. Collins, provided The New York Times with copies of a letter and multiple voice mail messages addressed to the senator using vulgar language and outright threats.” One example of a threat is a “caller [who] told a 25-year-old female staff member at one of Ms. Collins’s Maine offices that he hoped she would be raped and impregnated.” Collins has also had some 3,000 coat hangers mailed to her office (a reference to the back alley abortion). Protesters have shown up at Collins’ private home in Bangor.
And "they" wonder why we have CCW permits.
A ground-breaking clinical trial of a new investigational drug has been launched to help prevent and manage Type 1 diabetes, and researchers have already dosed the first patient in the world with the treatment. The drug, which was developed by scientists Clinical Research Facility (CRF) at Cardiff and Vale University Health Board (UHB), aims to help the regrowth of insulin making ‘beta’ cells of the pancreas, which are lost in patients living with the disease. Despite being an early phase trial, the CRF has now dosed two patients with this new drug.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: four seasons at September 12, 2018 10:20 PM (chUvx)
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:20 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:20 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 12, 2018 10:20 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (1yMs2)
Amnesty report recommends universal background checks, age limits, military-style weapons ban and a national gun registry
https://gu.com/p/9cxcc/stw
American gun violence is "a human rights crisis" and the US government's refusal to pass gun control laws represents a violation of its citizens' right to life, according to a new report by Amnesty International.
"The USA is failing to protect individuals and communities most at risk of gun violence, in violation of international human rights law," Amnesty argues. "The right to live free from violence, discrimination and fear has been superseded by a sense of entitlement to own a practically unlimited array of deadly weapons."
To address the crisis of gun homicide, suicide and injury that leaves about 38,000 Americans dead and 116,000 wounded each year, Amnesty recommends the US pass a sweeping set of gun control measures, including universal background checks, the requirement of a valid license to buy a gun, no gun purchases for those under 21, a ban on certain military-style weapons and ammunition, and the creation of a digitized national gun registry.
Congress should also pass a federal law prohibiting carrying guns in public "unless there is a credible justification for doing so", Amnesty argues...
By framing gun violence in terms of human rights, Amnesty is attempting to use international human rights law as a counterweight to Americans' constitutional right to keep and bear arms, experts said. While the invocation of human rights law could be a powerful rhetoric tool for advocates, they said, it was unlikely to make much difference in a courtroom. The United States has largely resisted being held accountable by international human rights bodies.
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (kO+z3)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: four seasons at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (chUvx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 10:22 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Good night horde
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 12, 2018 10:22 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 12, 2018 10:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 12, 2018 10:24 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 10:24 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 12, 2018 10:24 PM (uDcBt)
My thing on the declassification: Sunlight is the best disinfectant. Drag things out into the light and let them be seen.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 12, 2018 10:24 PM (iGbUv)
I haven't been around much the past week and I think I'll be not-around much for a little longer.
I apologise to the people I let down, who number in the thousands. It's an... experience, when you let down 4000 or more at once.
I'll find causes and candidates to re-donate the funds that were raised (it wasn't much, so, that's the good news, I can afford it). I'm thinking Montrera and Sanchez.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2018 10:24 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2018 10:25 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 10:25 PM (0ogQG)
South Carolina and Georgia 'rons and 'ettes need to keep an eye on this.
https://twitter.com/BigJoeBastardi/status/
1039900359366455296
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2018 10:26 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (kO+z3)
Doesn't make much difference to the millions who have died trying to get into this 'human rights-violating' country, either.
What's that old adage? 'Actions speak louder than words'.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2018 10:26 PM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 10:26 PM (qUahL)
That's the point.
If you can identify as a questioning-lesbian half-wombat, what does any label mean?
Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2018 10:26 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 10:26 PM (IqV8l)
Amnesty recommends the US pass a sweeping set of gun control measures, including universal background checks, the requirement of a valid license to buy a gun, no gun purchases for those under 21, a ban on certain military-style weapons and ammunition, and the creation of a digitized national gun registry.
Just stop Democrats from having guns. Problem solved!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 10:26 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 12, 2018 10:27 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 10:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Congratulations! You win the prize tonight. A lifetime supply of ampersands, as long as you're on the right browser!
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:28 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Infidel at September 12, 2018 10:28 PM (PhT3S)
How to turn off the google doodles in chrome. I thought the crew would be interested. Was going to send to MH or CBD to add to a post, but this is easier.
https://brouken.com/2017/06/how-to-disable-google-doodles-in-chrome/
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 12, 2018 10:28 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2018 10:28 PM (Ss+Em)
The United States has largely resisted being held accountable by international human rights bodies.
Because they're America-hating and Jew-hating commies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 10:29 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:29 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:29 PM (Nqglq)
Taking another stab at making chili tonight. For the first time in a long time, using actual cayenne and cumin in the recipe this time, as well as a can of chipotle sauce. Hope it turns out tasty.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:30 PM (feaxc)
How's everyone doing amidst the battening of countless hatches and dogging the watertight doors?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2018 10:30 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at September 12, 2018 10:30 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2018 10:30 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: four seasons at September 12, 2018 10:31 PM (chUvx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:30 PM (feaxc)
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Use locally-sourced carrots!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Nqglq)
He does not want to be in charge of Katrina East.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:31 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:32 PM (feaxc)
He does not want to be in charge of Katrina East.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:31 PM (1yMs2)
Georgia isn't run by corrupt incompetents, at least not nearly to the extent of LA.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 12, 2018 10:32 PM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Okie by birth and choice at September 12, 2018 10:33 PM (Yf6eY)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (kO+z3)
Amnesty International can suck my dick.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2018 10:33 PM (eXA4G)
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Just an old sweet song
Keeps Georgia on my mind
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:34 PM (Nqglq)
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You will always have my respect and admiration.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2018 10:34 PM (EZebt)
Unabashed Sex Rock. An Aerosmith specialty.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 10:34 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:34 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 10:34 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (RuIsu)
I recommend that the authors of this report be given a free ticket for half a helicopter ride.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (TM5Iv)
Georgia teen helps save two co-workers who had been stabbed:
https://www.weaselzippers.us
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:30 PM (feaxc)
Chipotle sauce? Phhht! Toss in a couple of whole deseeded Scotch bonnet peppers. Makes the beer that goes with chili more enjoyable -- and necessary. Once you get to the right level of nuclear devastation, you can remove the peppers. Or not.
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (8lsuS)
By the way assholes, This Is America, Bitch!
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (wgCUV)
He does not want to be in charge of Katrina East.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:31 PM (1yMs2)
If Bastardi is correct, you're looking at landfall in your front yard, ALH. Stay safe.
Posted by: rickl at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 10:34 PM (0ogQG)
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Wait. What?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: freaked at September 12, 2018 10:36 PM (ECUPh)
long time, using actual cayenne and cumin in the recipe this time, as
well as a can of chipotle sauce. Hope it turns out tasty.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:30 PM (feaxc)
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Well ain't you gettin all hoighty-toity and high falutin'. Next thing you'll be buying Koolaid and Hostess instead of Flavor-Ade and Little Debbies.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 12, 2018 10:37 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Infidel at September 12, 2018 10:38 PM (PhT3S)
So far, it doesn't look like Florence will come this way.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:38 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Nqglq)
I add arugula...it's brilliant!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2018 10:38 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 10:34 PM (0ogQG)
Unabashed sex rocks. It's the best kind.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 10:38 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Ha at September 12, 2018 10:38 PM (MAstk)
I've been known to add diced serranos to my chili as well.
coo mom: LOL. Does it help if I mention the chipotle sauce is 'hecho in Mexico' by La Costena and costs something like 65 cents a can?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:38 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Tastykake at September 12, 2018 10:39 PM (Nqglq)
CFO mom.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:39 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Sara Lee at September 12, 2018 10:39 PM (feaxc)
Cruz +4
Posted by: Ha at September 12, 2018 10:38 PM (MAstk)
Which means a landslide in November.
The polls are designed to depress Republican turnout.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:40 PM (1yMs2)
What does that mean? Doesn't sound vey good.
So I gather you tried to run for public office but didn't raise enough money? That doesn't make you "disgraced". It just means that you didn't raise enough money.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 10:40 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 10:40 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 12, 2018 10:40 PM (e9G8E)
Textbook example of using, "Polls", to influence the outcome of an election.
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 10:40 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Dolly Madison at September 12, 2018 10:41 PM (ECUPh)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039913865306402816
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039913966850527232
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039914070646894592
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039914178214076416
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039914285084958720
Posted by: kbdabear at September 12, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)
But I have (unfortunately) failen in love with these cocoa-dusted chocolate truffles they have on sale from time to time at Albertsons...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:41 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative's friend Shibumi at September 12, 2018 10:41 PM (S6Pax)
He plays this game where he will say one thing that makes you think he gets it and understands what's going on then the next minute he's saying the exact opposite.
Rubio does the same shit.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 12, 2018 10:41 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: davidt at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (DZOpY)
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: four seasons
For Katrina in the Gulf, the waves maxxed out the buoys, which register up to 95 feet.
That's when she was running as a Cat 5. She came ashore as a Cat 3, but with 30'+ storm surge.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (feaxc)
Thanks ALH
You stay safe
Still digging out of boxes and still dealing with the GC and subs
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (RuIsu)
Isn't he still supposed to be in jail?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (iwUO9)
Textbook example of using, "Polls", to influence the outcome of an election.
Good, as long as "they" stay home E day.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (LsBY9)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039914379490340864
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039914487401377793
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039914608146960384
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039914737402822656
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1039914859436101632
Posted by: kbdabear at September 12, 2018 10:43 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:41 PM (feaxc)
Have you ever tried the brownie bites from the Walmart bakery? Better than sex!
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:43 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 10:42 PM (qUahL)
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On the plus side, shelf life is 180:years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:43 PM (Nqglq)
Smells pretty good...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:43 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Sara Lee at September 12, 2018 10:39 PM (feaxc)
I just puked a quart of limoncello on to my tablescapes. I guess technically it's Seagrams and Country Time instant lemonade mix. So, semi-homemade.
Ok, I'm good now, keep 'em coming.
Posted by: Sandra Lee at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (y87Qq)
i`m a damn disaster, and have been since i left Algeria, at which aeroport my parents should have left me before they came here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (N1ZXu)
(I'll have to take your word for it what they're better than...)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 10:40 PM (LsBY9)
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My go-to cheesesteak place stocks them fresh from Phila.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:35 PM (Nqglq)
I estimate that 50% of Aerosmith songs are about pussy, by volume.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (/m/4d)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 12, 2018 10:45 PM (Ss+Em)
Be well BTH. you gave it a shot. I ran for precinct committeeman once. Got creamed because I was running against the County Treasurer who had served like 8 yrs. I thought he wasn't running for this, go figure.
Posted by: Farmer at September 12, 2018 10:45 PM (yJ1e6)
https://tinyurl.com/yd9zwc8f
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 10:45 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:46 PM (feaxc)
For anyone from Indiana who happens to also be leaving the Carolinas, for the love of God, don't be driving 10 under the limit. This is an emergency.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 12, 2018 10:46 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 12, 2018 10:46 PM (aYM5P)
By the way, the outfit they gave money to do the transport is a 501,(c-3). Making this a clear violation of campaign finance law.
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 10:46 PM (wgCUV)
Have you ever tried the brownie bites from the Walmart bakery? Better than sex!
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:43 PM (1yMs2)
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My lovely, it is deeply painful to me that you have never reached the height of the ecstasy that the powdered sugar-covered member of The Paolo can give.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 12, 2018 10:46 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 10:46 PM (RuIsu)
Thanks, MisHum.
Mr. H just decided that we are going home tomorrow.
We're going to stop at River Street Sweets and buy some candy for souvenirs and then be on our way.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:47 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at September 12, 2018 10:47 PM (nWc4E)
Posted by: four seasons at September 12, 2018 10:47 PM (chUvx)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
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Meh. I've seen worse.
Posted by: Jesus at September 12, 2018 10:48 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:31 PM (Nqglq)
I add arugula...it's brilliant!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 12, 2018 10:38 PM (wYseH)
You foodies are weird.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 12, 2018 10:48 PM (aYM5P)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2018 10:24 PM (N1ZXu)
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Dejected for now maybe, but NOT disgraced.
No way!
Sheesh. You actually got in the ring.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 10:49 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:49 PM (NWiLs)
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Does Insomniac know you're stealing his shtick?
Illegitum non carborundum or something...
And a prayer for peace for you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (EZebt)
They changed the recipe, and now make it with... worcestershire sauce. And on the sign, they had a warning that it contained anchovies. Oookay then...
Thankfully they had lots of four-cheese focaccia (basically small pizza squares) to chow down on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (feaxc)
He said he's tired of worrying about it. The news has the locals making sand bags and stocking up on gas for their generators.
Thanks, four seasons. Appreciate that!
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: freaked at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (ECUPh)
The problem with acquiring a box of Tastykakes (chocolate cupcakes, koffee kakes, butterscotch crimpets) is that all of them, and half the box they came in, get eaten within minutes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: freaked at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (ECUPh)
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CNN hardest hit.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (Nqglq)
Granddaughter after checking out my pantry. "Grandpa, if your can opener breaks, you're gonna starve."
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Jesus at September 12, 2018 10:48 PM (Nqglq)
Would you mind smiting me, please? Just get it over with. If you're not up for it, ask your dad. I'm sure he'd like to get his destructive wrath on. Like the good old days.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2018 10:51 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: IC at September 12, 2018 10:51 PM (4lu7W)
Posted by: four seasons at September 12, 2018 10:51 PM (chUvx)
Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 12, 2018 10:51 PM (Nqglq)
>> Cruz +4
> Which means a landslide in November.
Yep. There is no way that Beta "Front Hole" O'Cuck is within 4% of Cruz.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at September 12, 2018 10:51 PM (TM5Iv)
Disgraced ex-candidate speaking, here
Don't worry about what people think of you, because mostly they don't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 10:52 PM (LsBY9)
i`m a damn disaster, and have been since i left Algeria, at which aeroport my parents should have left me before they came here
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (N1ZXu)
I'm guessing what you said wasn't stupid, so much as it was truth, but an uncomfortable truth the Repukes would rather not confront.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2018 10:52 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: SMOD at September 12, 2018 10:52 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: four seasons
Katrina's waves seriously blasted a few of the production rigs out in the Gulf.
Production rigs differ from the manned Exploration Rigs, in that they're un-manned, and basically are platforms which support pipe manifolds, bleed-gas powered generators for the pumps, electrical panels and such. They'll have crew housing, kept empty but ready, a helipad and some emergency supplies.
Nominal "above sea level" of those platforms will be from forty to sixty feet.
I do believe that there's photos out there of a couple of them doing pretty good imitations of steel pretzels, in Katrina's aftermath.
Those 80 & 90 ft. waves exist out where the Continental Shelf drops off and things get deep. Couple hundred miles offshore.
We're blessed that the inshore Gulf I so very shallow, in that the truly giant waves simply can't form in shallow water.
Still though... Hurricane Ike sent plenty of twenty foot waves crashing over all of the Galveston Piers, damaging all, utterly destroying the pier which supported the historic Balinese Room.
I feel badly for the East Coasters.... they've not had as much Hurricane Practice of late, and I hope they've studied the HELL out of the various Gulf Coast storms, the community responses and results.
Meanwhile... prayers up for all in the path.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2018 10:52 PM (QzJWU)
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Does Insomniac know you're stealing his shtick?
Illegitum non carborundum or something...
And a prayer for peace for you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (EZebt)
If only it were just shtick. I certainly understand how disappointed BTH must feel right now. It hurts putting yourself out there and getting shot down.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Insomniac. I know you're toting a load of anger and frustration around. There isn't anything wrong with you.
It sucks, and I've been there. Believe me. It will get better. Besides, if she was young and pretty she already has a girlfriend.
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Don't add salt if you added the whole can.
Those things are half salt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (c07y/)
Disgraced ex-candidate speaking, here
Don't worry about what people think of you, because mostly they don't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 10:52 PM (LsBY9)
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Do you have a jersey? Cuz I'll pay $15 for a signed one.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: IC at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (4lu7W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:54 PM (feaxc)
I don't want to get into a theological thing here. That being said, I'd be interested in arguments against calling President DJT, "Trump The Revelator". Who, in modern times, has revealed who his enemies were so clearly, and, simultaneously, revealed the extent to which they were corrupt?
Posted by: irright at September 12, 2018 10:54 PM (RVcmP)
The other 50% being about drugs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at September 12, 2018 10:54 PM (TM5Iv)
Anybody here ever simmer their chili or stew or soup into a brick?
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 10:55 PM (feaxc)
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You gotta be kidding! I thought he was in prison.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 12, 2018 10:55 PM (S7LNG)
I don't mean to be unkind, but I don't think I'm your type.
Is your character modeled after Fez on That 70's Show?
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:55 PM (1yMs2)
I find it hard to believe that because of stuff you posted that it would ruin chances of other people in the entire state and if they're telling you that you might consider getting off the internet for a while. They have to run on their own merits. If you were recently running you are probably tired which affects your view of yourself. Fatigue affects my view of myself. You are a work in progress, We all are. There is a difference between self evaluation and self criticism, Self evaluation can be constructive and beneficial Self cynicism leads to disappointment, discouragement and depression.
No, it wouldn't be better if you were left behind in Algeria. You are a very smart and interesting person and people care about you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 10:56 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
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You're right, shtick was not the right word, I did not mean to minimize or deny. And you are also mentioned in my prayers daily.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2018 10:56 PM (EZebt)
That's rough. It's also fairly common for people in your situation I suspect. That you feel bad about it is actually a good thing - means you have a soul and a conscience.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:56 PM (NWiLs)
The other 50% being about drugs.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at September 12, 2018 10:54 PM (TM5Iv)
And one about a transvestite
Posted by: Buzzion at September 12, 2018 10:57 PM (emHK7)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 12, 2018 10:57 PM (rjbMC)
It sucks, and I've been there. Believe me. It will get better. Besides, if she was young and pretty she already has a girlfriend.
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (wgCUV)
I'm trying to decide if that's a comforting thought or not.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (N1ZXu)
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Oh, good grief.
Well, I don't blame you for feeling down.
It may not help but......you know they'll always find something to use as an attack. If not this, then something else from someone else.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 10:58 PM (0jtPF)
Abraham Lincoln failed at many things before he became President.
Don't let this setback define you.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 10:58 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: IC at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (4lu7W)
For BTH, just because.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd4jeeu90Rk
Posted by: RickZ at September 12, 2018 10:58 PM (8lsuS)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2018 10:56 PM (EZebt)
It's fine. I know you didn't.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
No meat cruelly torn from People of Four Legs and Fur.
No spices culturally appropriated from our Latinx allies.
No red beans, likewise.
It's basically just plain organic fair-trade soybeans boiled in sustainably-sourced rain water.
Yum! And kind to the planet, too!
Posted by: Fat Woman with Blue Hair and Gigantic Ugly Glasses at September 12, 2018 10:59 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2018 10:59 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (LOq4H)
So the granddaughter hasn't seen your Leatherman multi tool yet?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 11:00 PM (nAvcp)
Actually, I think your is pretty normal reaction. I don't know any parents who has those challenges who hasn't felt that way. It's if so stay there that s the problem. If you (we) acknowledge that's just feelings and that they come and go and pick ourselves up and do what we have to do that's the main thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 11:00 PM (AllCR)
I remember when chili bricks were a thing you could buy at the store. Toss that shit into a pot of beans and you were good to go.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM (TM5Iv)
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (kO+z3)
I don't seem to remember where my forefathers decided to bow to foreign international Law.
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM (NgKpN)
never reached the height of the ecstasy that the powdered sugar-covered
member of The Paolo can give.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 12, 2018 10:46 PM (Nqglq)
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based upon unpleasant personal experience, men and women should avoid sugary substances, such as, but not limited to, whipping cream, syrup, chocolate, etc, anywhere near the front hole, or the male member, should immediate future plans include penetrating the front hole, unless it is thoroughly washed with soap and water first.
trust me on this.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM (rjbMC)
Yep. It's how it keeps for a loooong time...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 11:02 PM (1yMs2)
Leatherman? Bah! Sawzall with pruning blade. Adds iron.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:02 PM (LOq4H)
saw a pretty young lady walking down the sidewalk and I immediately
felt angry. What in the hell is wrong with me? Why do I have to be this
fucked up?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
I think pretty young ladies are supposed to make you wistful. You need to realign your chakras, and get a happy ending.
Posted by: Algore at September 12, 2018 11:03 PM (qUahL)
By framing gun violence in terms of human rights...
They can't even decide what the hell a human is.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Go for the older ladies. They will appreciate the attention, trust me on this.
And there is something to be said for experience.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 11:04 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM (wgCUV)
That's yet another problem. The loneliness is brutal, yet I look at what's going on out there and it seems like I'd just be trading one pain for another. I also have a very limited amount of social energy so sifting through the rocks to find a gem is beyond my capacity.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 11:04 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
Amnesty International never met a Commie they didn't love.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2018 11:05 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Go for the older ladies. They will appreciate the attention, trust me on this.
And there is something to be said for experience.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 11:04 PM (1yMs2)
Define "older." And I am NOT going to The Villages.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
Couple weeks ago, lady in a sun dress crossed in front of me, damned near followed her down the sidewalk...in my pickup.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:05 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (yScAF)
based upon unpleasant personal experience, men and women should avoid sugary substances, such as, but not limited to, whipping cream, syrup, chocolate, etc, anywhere near the front hole, or the male member, should immediate future plans include penetrating the front hole, unless it is thoroughly washed with soap and water first.
"Parrrr-rtay!"
-- microflora abiding in those regions upon being presented with sugar
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: freaked at September 12, 2018 10:50 PM (ECUPh)
Clearly she was listening to Rush this afternoon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (qUahL)
Define "older." And I am NOT going to The Villages.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
50+
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (1yMs2)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Go for the older ladies. They will appreciate the attention, trust me on this.
And there is something to be said for experience.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 11:04 PM (1yMs2)
The Benjamin Franklin Strategy.
Posted by: buzzion at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 12, 2018 10:51 PM (N1ZXu)
Take anything the Colorado Republican Party says to you with a HUGE grain of salt.
I tried to help them when I lived there, and they are clueless. Its all about internal power struggles and keeping outside out.
I doubt it has changed since I left a few years ago.
They are looking for scapegoats for their own lack of winning.
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)
Any specimen of H. sapiens sapiens which did not vote for Trump.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (y87Qq)
And there is something to be said for experience.
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 11:04 PM (1yMs2)
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PRO TIP: A sincere offer of free parking for the scooters usually cinches the deal.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:07 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2018 11:08 PM (pNxlR)
Define "older." And I am NOT going to The Villages.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
50+
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (1yMs2)
Hmm...I shall ponder this.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:07 PM (Nqglq)
But sometimes the scooter users are "young" persons, who simply "avoir" too much "dupois". As in much too much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 12, 2018 11:09 PM (iwUO9)
ANOTHER interview this fryday, over at Burbank Airport area, with two more people from the Home Health company...
might be just an interview, might be "how much do you want, when can you start", or both...
#goodthoughts!
(this one means we won't have to re-locate, AND she'll be out of my hair 5 days a week.)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 12, 2018 11:09 PM (rjbMC)
Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September
would also explain how you became the number one dealer of vinless used scooters in the U.S.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
Define "older." And I am NOT going to The Villages.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
50+
Posted by: ALH at September 12, 2018 11:06 PM (1yMs2)
Hmm...I shall ponder this.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
Yup... I'm 59... dating range is 50 - 61... and I have no problem getting dates.
Will be on one tomorrow night...
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:10 PM (NgKpN)
I am not looking up "park the scooter" on the Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2018 11:10 PM (pNxlR)
I'm well past double 29 and just don't really care much anymore. It'd be nice to have good company and even some love but I'm at the point where trading being alone, and this place, keeps me from lonliness, speaking of pathetic, so it's a release of sorts.
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 11:10 PM (wgCUV)
how disappointed BTH must feel right now. It hurts putting yourself out
there and getting shot down.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Scott Adams talks about overcoming fear of embarrassment.
http://blog.dilbert.com/2016/09/15/when-reality-turned-inside-out/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:11 PM (qUahL)
Being a natural for politics, for one...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:11 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:09 PM (MTjB1)
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To say nothing of my heavy use of quicklime and the torn-up lawn in the back yard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:11 PM (Nqglq)
G Costanza
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:11 PM (LOq4H)
Funny in that he is screwing Nike by selling his own line of gear that is not made by Nike, and while overpriced, still a little less than the Nike stuff. Nike lawyers, hahahaha.
But sad, because such a disloyal man is followed by so many.
It's ok to screw a multi national corporation that just gave you millions.
Nike sucks, but the Colin is full of shit.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 11:12 PM (nAvcp)
how disappointed BTH must feel right now. It hurts putting yourself out
there and getting shot down.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Scott Adams talks about overcoming fear of embarrassment.
http://blog.dilbert.com/2016/09/15/when-reality-turned-inside-out/
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September
would that be the one where he says "suck it up buttercup?"
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:12 PM (MTjB1)
Will be on one tomorrow night...
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:10 PM (NgKpN)
I'm in my early 40s, which I'm discovering is a massive disadvantage in a lot of areas.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:12 PM (NWiLs)
You know I'm one.
Posted by: Farmer at September 12, 2018 11:13 PM (yJ1e6)
I thought about planting little American flags next to them, but I didn't want to be arrested for vandalism.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 12, 2018 11:13 PM (rnAwa)
Dare we compare Hurricane Florence to Shrillary?
Both started out with worshipful press and an expectation that they would accomplish great things.
Both were barely able to get across the finish line.
What is Florence's bollard?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2018 11:13 PM (pNxlR)
It's ok to screw a multi national corporation that just gave you millions.
Nike sucks, but the Colin is full of shit.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 11:12 PM (nAvcp)
I find it really hard to believe there was not a non compete agreement...
Something in the contract about actions detrimental to Nike.
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:13 PM (NgKpN)
There is no hurricane, Obama already fixed it.
Remember this when he says we need to "bring sanity back to our politics".
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 12, 2018 11:13 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Insomniac
Maybe not the specifics, but I can relate. Usually takes one of my buddies calling or dropping by to get me wanting to deal with other humans at all. Since I gave up on relationships, that's actually made for a relief, other than when I think about the inevitability of dying alone. Which, I suppose, there are worse fates, really.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:13 PM (lLeln)
You know I'm one.
Posted by: Farmer at September
you should have stopped with the fourth word. would not make the rest of the sentence untrue but unnecessary.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:14 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 12, 2018 11:16 PM (pNxlR)
Amnesty is attempting to use international human rights law as a
counterweight to Americans' constitutional right to keep and bear arms,
experts said. While the invocation of human rights law could be a
powerful rhetoric tool for advocates, they said, it was unlikely to make
much difference in a courtroom. The United States has largely resisted
being held accountable by international human rights bodies.
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 12, 2018 10:21 PM (kO+z3)
However, I suspect that it will make a dent in the South Africans, who have shown in the past to be amenable to taking stands that are suicidal for the white and coloured populations.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 12, 2018 11:17 PM (2K6fY)
sigh.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:17 PM (MTjB1)
That's very interesting. Having that skill would be useful indeed. I find failure - defined as anything less than immediate and consummate success - soul crushing. It's stupid but it's hardwired.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
Disturbance in the Gulf is expected to come ashore between Corpus and Brownsville. Which means it will strengthen to Cat 5 and come ashore in Freeport.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 11:18 PM (LsBY9)
sigh.
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Aye, 'tis a sorry excuse for a blow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:19 PM (Nqglq)
made for a relief, other than when I think about the inevitability of
dying alone. Which, I suppose, there are worse fates, really.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:13 PM (lLeln)
Heard on the radio the other day (paraphrasing): "People are always talking about how they are afraid of dying alone. I think dying in a group would be worse, because then you know some bad shit went down."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:19 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Winston at September 12, 2018 11:20 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:19 PM (qUahL)
That's pretty funny.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
useful indeed. I find failure - defined as anything less than immediate
and consummate success - soul crushing. It's stupid but it's hardwired.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
No, it's not hardwired - it's learned, and can be unlearned.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:21 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: climate "scientists" everywhere at September 12, 2018 11:21 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September
even worse it they are simply indifferent, walking by and not even stopping to lend some assistance.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:22 PM (MTjB1)
I know. It's my fucked up reaction to something ordinary that has me messed up at the moment.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
I LOL'd when I heard it. Believe it or not, I thought of you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:22 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Mr Winter at September 12, 2018 11:22 PM (5JCHo)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
I LOL'd when I heard it. Believe it or not, I thought of you.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:22 PM (qUahL)
Heh. You know my gallows sense of humor all too well.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
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Take comfort. At 40 you still have five good years left.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:23 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:22 PM (MTjB1)
You mean, to keep you company while you die?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:24 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:23 PM (Nqglq)
I have less than that.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September
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"I want to die like my Grandfather, peacefully and in his sleep. Not like the 4 screaming passengers in his car".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 12, 2018 11:24 PM (I16G8)
Being a natural for politics, for one...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:11 PM (lLeln)
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Ding, ding, ding!
We have a winner!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 11:25 PM (0jtPF)
even worse it they are simply indifferent, walking by and not even stopping to lend some assistance.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Yet even worse if they're cheering and saying, "Die, you bastard!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 11:25 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 12, 2018 11:24 PM (I16G
One of my favorite jokes of all time.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Gallows humor is running the show here, Insomniac. My brother's in a nursing home having lost his mind, and my mother's worn the same outfit every day since July 30th.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:25 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Cicero
/checks age
/realizes he's 47
Well, fuck.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:25 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 12, 2018 11:24 PM (I16G
I plan on leaving this world the way I came in: naked, screaming, and covered with someone else's blood.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 12, 2018 11:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at September 12, 2018 11:26 PM (bzfnL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September
friend /coworker's dad was a trader on the chicago mercantile exchange, he keeled over from a heart something or other on the floor during a busy trading day and no one stopped to help him at all. he said it was odd when he went back to work to know everyone around him was more intrested in competing trades than anything else.
not that he would have necessarily behaved differently.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:21 PM (qUahL)
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Listen to Miley, Insom. She's pre-med.
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at September 12, 2018 11:26 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at September
even better after she has had her meds.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 11:28 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:28 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Truth. I have a shitload of things I'm trying to un-learn. It helps a little to know you mislearned things and have some idea why you did, though the flip side is being less confident on what you re-learn. Just hoping the meds actually help, which...well, I'm not really sure about.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:28 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Chad at September 12, 2018 11:31 PM (DMUuz)
and she bombed pearl harbor.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:28 PM
*****
She got bombed IN Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2018 11:31 PM (0tfLf)
/realizes he's 47
Well, fuck.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:25 PM (lLeln)
Life gets better after 50. You'll see.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:32 PM (qUahL)
even worse it they are simply indifferent, walking by and not even stopping to lend some assistance.
Posted by: yankeefifth
Or, stopping to grab your wallet and shoes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 11:33 PM (IqV8l)
The 'Stache is off the leash.
Bolton tells the ICC to STFD and STFU.
https://tinyurl.com/ycg5xgga
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:34 PM (rbgPC)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Or, stopping to grab your wallet and shoes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
At least that meant I had something worth taking. They'd probably take one look and leave mine...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:35 PM (lLeln)
The 'Stache is off the leash.
Bolton tells the ICC to STFD and STFU.
https://tinyurl.com/ycg5xgga
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:34 PM (rbgPC)
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The feelgood story of the week.
I LOVE Bolton. Non-sexually. Mostly.
*blushes*
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman at September 12, 2018 11:36 PM (Nqglq)
A friend of mine claims if your bar bill is less than the airfare, the trip is a waste.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:36 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:36 PM (Nqglq)
You have confused me, that that's no hard thing to do.
Wish you the best, be well good friend. You know you are loved and respected. Rock on
Posted by: Farmer at September 12, 2018 11:37 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Honu the 125 yr old Hawaiin Green Turtle at September 12, 2018 11:38 PM (5JCHo)
I feel that way about organ donating, "liver, I'm talking to you."
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:38 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Or, stopping to grab your wallet and shoes.
You know, I was checking out a hobo's shoes as he was bleeding out from a particularly vicious but not all that unexpected woodpecker attack on Monday, until I realized he was wearing Nike's.
His wallet didn't have anything in it but Blockbuster Video frequent rental card.
Posted by: tankdemon at September 12, 2018 11:38 PM (aYM5P)
@KenWNCT 37m
Tracking Florence 11 PM: Florence has weakened below major hurricane intensity, now a category 2 hurricane. The current track has Florence weakening to a category 1 as it makes landfall near Willmington early morning Friday. Remember- track and intensity are subject to change.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2018 11:40 PM (c07y/)
I'm not a good Christian and I don't know where you stand on praying but two things, man.
One, you are in my prayers each night that you be comforted and encouraged.
Two, praying that I do my best, to the best of my ability and with my whole heart has helped my work and, in the past, my dating attitude.
That for what it's worth, sometimes you need air support. Or above-the-air support. You aren't interested in just chasing tail, like I was once. So try praying, not for some woman, but just that you will try with your whole heart, to the best of your ability to meet someone.
And in the meantime...there's KBdaBear's ONT links
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 11:40 PM (xJa6I)
Any guesses Libtards?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 12, 2018 11:40 PM (QMwOT)
un-learn. It helps a little to know you mislearned things and have some
idea why you did, though the flip side is being less confident on what
you re-learn. Just hoping the meds actually help, which...well, I'm not
really sure about.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 12, 2018 11:28 PM (lLeln)
Understanding the origins of our "issues" really helps, and it's never too late. My narcissistic mother did a number on my self-confidence, and only now, at 63, am I seeing more clearly how deeply that penetrated. Even if I shook off some of the dysfunctional behaviors I picked up from her, I still have deep-seated feelings of inadequacy. Like a tuning fork, they still resonate when struck.
Meds are supposed to get you to a point when you can take off on your own. They won't be the answer, but I hope they can lift you to where you get a better "view" of things.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 12, 2018 11:24 PM (I16G
I plan on leaving this world the way I came in: naked, screaming, and covered with someone else's blood.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 12, 2018 11:26 PM (y87Qq)
I'm more hoping some Woman's Vagina is involved...
/tries to look innocent
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (NWiLs)
Tracking Florence 11 PM: Florence has weakened below major hurricane intensity, now a category 2 hurricane. The current track has Florence weakening to a category 1 as it makes landfall near Willmington early morning Friday. Remember- track and intensity are subject to change.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September
lolol toldyaso
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2018 11:40 PM (c07y/)
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Thank God for that.
Newsies must be heartsick.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (rbgPC)
- qdpsteve just tasted his simmering chili and realized it was still bland a bit. Which of the following do you think he therefore added to it?
(a) kale and arugula
(b) carrots
(c) Underalls pantyhose vintage 1976
(d) jar of Desert Pepper salsa diablo
(e) shredded Hillary documents
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (RuIsu)
and she bombed pearl harbor.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:28 PM (LOq4H)
So...you're saying I should start drinking heavily.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2018 11:31 PM (0tfLf)
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:42 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 12, 2018 11:42 PM (c07y/)
Newsies must be heartsick.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (rbgPC)
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Looks like it's back to 24/7 coverage of Stormy Daniels then...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:43 PM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 12, 2018 11:43 PM (1L9V9)
/tries to look innocent
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:41 PM (NgKpN)
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*eyes Don Q warily*
You want to die by a vagina or in one?
Either is creepy as all get out, just sayin'.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:43 PM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2018 11:31 PM (0tfLf)
Hey, I resemble that remark!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 12, 2018 11:42 PM (qUahL)
Hmmm.... I worked for awhile on Ford Island...
Had to spend the night a couple of times... drank copiously... because nothing else to do...
Hasn't EVERYONE got bombed in Peral Harbor?
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 11:40 PM (xJa6I)
Indeed. Which cause exhilaration and sadness.
You're right, I'm not interested in just trying chase skirts. Deep down there's a sad, lonely, broken man who wants to believe someone could love him.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:44 PM (NgKpN)
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Pearl Harbor, Schofield, Hickam, Kaneohe, etc.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:45 PM (rbgPC)
I'm concerned one must quantify the vagina.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:46 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:46 PM (NWiLs)
Florence downgraded to CAT 2 just now
NOAA degrades women!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
That's Donald Trump's NOAA for you.
/s
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 12, 2018 11:47 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:44 PM (NgKpN)
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Pearl Harbor, Schofield, Hickam, Kaneohe, etc.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:45 PM (rbgPC)
Wahiawa? (NavCamsEastPac)
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:46 PM (N
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Don't bother. You'll only awaken a sleeping giant.
Posted by: Isoroku Yamamoto at September 12, 2018 11:47 PM (Nqglq)
I wish I could stomp some sense into you.
Namely, you are loved. You are worth loving.
Pity you can't curbstomp love into someone...
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:48 PM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:47 PM (NgKpN)
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Hubs and I were married in Wahiawa in 1990.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:49 PM (rbgPC)
Florence downgraded to CAT 2 just now
NOAA degrades women!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
That's Donald Trump's NOAA for you.
/s
Posted by: Puddleglum at September 12, 2018 11:47 PM (tT/X6)
There was a thing called Florence, that was a big blow hard...
Trump grabbed it by the Mish... and it suddenly deflated.
I guess that Op Ed IS correct... the Storm IS Trump's fault...
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:49 PM (NgKpN)
Settle into the seat of the lawn tractor, turn the key. No start. Well that's strange, usually fires right off. Try again. Nope. Again, again. Crap!
So, as many of you know, the plans for getting something done began to fade. One develops a nose for these things.
Check, no fuel in carb bowl. Working forward from the fuel tank, line is clear, water trap is clear and has fuel in it, fuel filter is clear and has fuel in it. Disconnect the output of the fuel pump, and turn the engine over a bit. Nothing.
So, fuel pump is FUBAR. I pulled it off and took it apart. Here's what I found:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7s8auj5
Gosh, I wonder why all of the corrosion on the check valves? /sarc
If you look closely, you'll also see an eyebrow of rubber valve stuff on the right valve. The diaphragm was also fatigued and cracked.
With any luck, local small engine parts supplier has a new pump in stock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2018 11:49 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Honu the 125 yr old Hawaiin Green Turtle at September 12, 2018 11:38 PM (5JCHo)
What's in your wallet?
Posted by: Capitol One at September 12, 2018 11:49 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:50 PM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:47 PM (NgKpN)
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Hubs and I were married in Wahiawa in 1990.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:49 PM (rbgPC)
Dang, right after I left... LOL
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:50 PM (NgKpN)
immediate and consummate success - soul crushing. It's stupid but it's
hardwired.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:18 PM (NWiLs)
=============It can indeed be overcome Insomniac. I am that way also due to my upbringing but I have managed over time to not let perfection be the enemy of the good - or even the "just OK".I used to golf with my dad as a teenager. It was 3 hours of hearing what I did wrong on every swing. Soul crushing indeed. After leaving home, I never played again for 20 years. But I took up the game again - with friends - and you know what? It can be a lot of fun to go out with your pals and walk around and drink beer and bullshit even if you do suck. The occasional good shot is cause for celebration, the crapfest is cause for hilarity, and the lucky ones are for storytelling. Things can still be fun if they're not perfect.
Posted by: cfo mom at September 12, 2018 11:51 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 11:51 PM (feaxc)
you will try with your whole heart, to the best of your ability to meet
someone.
And in the meantime...there's KBdaBear's ONT links
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 11:40 PM (xJa6I)
^^^THIS^^^
Posted by: Capitol One at September 12, 2018 11:53 PM (qUahL)
Had to take my wife's SUV in for servicing this ayem. The shop supplied a ride to work; I arrived an hour early. When the SUV was ready, I got a ride to the shop from my son, after which we would have lunch. Then after work, I would take the SUV straight to a meeting.
Or such was the plan.
First foulup happened when I gave son the wrong street address, saying West instead of East. The same text had directions, but he checked only the address and relied on his GPS. By the time he picked me up, we had lost 30 of the 90 minutes I had allotted for this operation.
I worked later than planned to make up the extra time I took for lunch, and got in my 8 hours with enough time to make the meeting.
Didn't happen.
One tire picked up a spike and went flat fast. I changed the tire -- only to find that the spare was flat, too. Tread came off the rim. Called son for another ride -- pulling him away from the homemade pizza that had just come out of the oven.
Off we went to a Sam's Club, the only tire business open after 7:00. The techs said the tire was irreparable, so I had to buy a new one. Son returned me to where I had left the SUV, I put on the new tire, and finally got home, presumably long after the meeting ended.
OK, this got away from me, and I'm racing against a weakening battery so I can't edit.
I just want to tell all of the Horde: CHECK YOUR SPARE TIRES. Make sure you'll be able to use them.
I now have a chore for this weekend.
Posted by: Weak Geek at September 12, 2018 11:53 PM (GomLh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 11:53 PM (S3u/T)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 12, 2018 11:51 PM (feaxc)
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Dunno why that is so funny.
Can't stop giggling.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:53 PM (rbgPC)
I'm concerned one must quantify the vagina.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:46 PM (LOq4H)
Alotta
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:48 PM (rbgPC)
Ouch. And I bet you would, too.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 12, 2018 11:55 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 11:55 PM (NWiLs)
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In a Care Bear way, of course.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 12, 2018 11:56 PM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 12, 2018 11:43 PM (Nqglq)
Will we have a Hurricane Stormy this year (followed by Hurricane Trump)?
Posted by: Capitol One at September 12, 2018 11:56 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:56 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: klaftern at September 12, 2018 11:56 PM (RuIsu)
Had to spend the night a couple of times... drank copiously... because nothing else to do...
Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 11:44 PM (NgKpN)
Sounds like my college.
Posted by: Capitol One at September 12, 2018 11:57 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 12, 2018 11:57 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Farmer at September 12, 2018 11:59 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 12:01 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 12:01 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Isoroku Yamamoto at September 13, 2018 12:01 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 12:02 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown
No, but some people would pay good money for the attempt...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 13, 2018 12:02 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:03 AM (S3u/T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:04 AM (S3u/T)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 12:04 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:03 AM (S3u/T)
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Pompatus > Buttstroke
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 13, 2018 12:05 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 12:05 AM (rbgPC)
Insomniac,
I live, so far, a charmed life. Wife of 51 years, 3 kids, 7 grandkids. Own free and clear my Iowa rural paradise. That said, try with all your might to not let anger and disapointment to rule your heart and poison your soul. I wish you serenity and a satisfied mind.
Many better days come your way.
Colfax Mingo
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 13, 2018 12:06 AM (tCvhJ)
Florence forecast to com in at Cat2 Friday noon or so, quickly go to Cat 1, even the rain predictions I saw are reduced. But still will be damage and flooding with 10+ inches for a pretty broad area, at current forecast.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2018 12:06 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 12:07 AM (PUmDY)
Geez that is one funky track.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:08 AM (S3u/T)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:08 AM (S3u/T)
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Don't worry. We'll lose it at the bridge.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 13, 2018 12:10 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: JC at September 13, 2018 12:10 AM (8u+2n)
LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G87UXIH8Lzo
Posted by: mrp at September 13, 2018 12:10 AM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:11 AM (S3u/T)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:11 AM (gr7wN)
Thanks to all of you for your birthday wishes!
Go Rockies!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 13, 2018 12:12 AM (c1nDO)
Posted by: JC at September 13, 2018 12:10 AM (8u+2n)
Sith also always wear Black...
Just sayin....
'How do you do, my name is... SITH!"
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 12:13 AM (NgKpN)
Here's the latest update from my cousin, the retired meteorologist. He used to run the NWS station at GSP here in Greenville, SC (well until it expanded and the rules required a Ph.D. He still ran it, just had Ph.D over him, who sat at a desk and looked like he was in charge).
He's got about 3 monitors and keeps up with all the data feeds and provides all of us with our own forecasts:
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There are some significant changes in strength reflected on the 11pm advisory from NHC. Some high level wind shear (a change of wind direction and/or speed with height, in this case increased speeds aloft) have disrupted the hurricane, caused weakening, and opened up the eyewall on one side. The shear is expected to subside, but it will be hard for the hurricane to regain its former intensity. That's good for wind damage potential along the coast, but not much else.
The storm has also continued to grow in size and the surge will be about the same as if the hurricane was stronger. Also, the weakened hurricane will be at least as dangerous as an inland flood producer - and perhaps will be more deadly in that regard. Catastrophic flooding is more closely associated with tropical storms, tropical depressions, and decaying hurricanes than with fully mature, major hurricanes.
The worst weather for us will probably be Friday night through Sunday night or early Monday, with an emphasis on Saturday night and Sunday.
I've attached the latest track image from NHC - notice how the "envelope" or "cone" widens and the area within becomes huge after the storm gets well inland. That means very low confidence in the forecast track at those points in time, and the center of circulation could be about anywhere within that envelope. Steering currents become very weak and the storm could meander, which is common. Nevertheless, it's so big that we'll get bad weather. The forecast track is probably the worst possible case for us.
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By "us" he means the Greenville, SC area. I couldn't include the track graphic he put in there, but you can see the latest.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 13, 2018 12:13 AM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:11 AM (S3u/T)
It looks like the next big one is aimed at Ireland.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 12:14 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:15 AM (S3u/T)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 12:16 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:15 AM (S3u/T)
Celt-nado.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 12:16 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 12, 2018 11:40 PM (QMwOT)
I will guess 38 shot this weekend.
Because the weather is cooling off.
This should be a weekly pool, first prize is a ration of ampersands.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 12:18 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Capitol One
All the Hawaiian coastlines!
So, I'm immeasurably rich. What do you have to offer, young lady?
Posted by: Honu the 125 yr old Hawaiin Green Turtle at September 13, 2018 12:20 AM (5JCHo)
He has decided that me working for the CoE is just about the coolest thing ever.
I think he may have a little job envy going there.
Teehee!
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 13, 2018 12:21 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Random Chance at September 13, 2018 12:22 AM (I9Sw7)
But I really have no idea how people get killed by hurricanes, given the 10 day warning period.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:22 AM (gr7wN)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=34DL0Ai4OZ8&time_continue=42
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 12:24 AM (PUmDY)
Just turned off some Fox Sports radio ignats, talking about how Nike is coming out ahead.
I agree with Clay Travis's take, in that we won't know the full effect of KapGut until next year.
Meanwhile, I can't remember anytime I've so rooted for a business to tank.
Posted by: Shopgirl at September 13, 2018 12:25 AM (kcuQL)
September, so far: 14 shot and kilt, 72 wounded. Note the high wounded/KIA ratio, compared to the long-term 20th/21st century average of 2 or 3 to 1. This is probably explained mostly by poor gun handling and the absence of artillery (so far) in Chicago's violence - artillery being the big killer in land warfare since it achieved its modern form. (of course dirty water/exposure are the other big killers, but we're talking kinetic, weapons-related killin' here)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 12:25 AM (QDnY+)
But I really have no idea how people get killed by hurricanes, given the 10 day warning period.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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There are multiple people who try to walk out to the edge of waterfalls every year. The attrition rate is high.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 12:26 AM (xSo9G)
There are multiple people who try to walk out to the edge of waterfalls every year. The attrition rate is high.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Don't forget the hippo spankers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2018 12:28 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 12:26 AM (xSo9G)
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If you have a barrel this can be perfectly safe.
Posted by: Annie Taylor at September 13, 2018 12:28 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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The Bear and Bison teasers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 12:28 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 12:25 AM (QDnY+)
Bookmarked!
and, it does look awesome, in a train wreck sort of way.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 12:28 AM (8iiMU)
Pass out on the tracks. Same for people who're run over while lying in the road, in which my state of NC leads the nation. Don't even ask about all the things my former state of SC led in...diabetes, kidney stones (really!), underage pregnancy, etc.
Posted by: The Thumbs of Opposition at September 13, 2018 12:29 AM (O74hG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 12:29 AM (PUmDY)
If you have a barrel this can be perfectly safe.
Posted by: Annie Taylor
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Depends on the barrel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 12:29 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:29 AM (S3u/T)
Posted by: Honu the 125 yr old Hawaiin Green Turtle at September 13, 2018 12:20 AM (5JCHo)
I've got some stuff. Alas, I can't offer it because it's been claimed already.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (qUahL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Don't forget the hippo spankers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
https://tinyurl.com/y9fsh5lc
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (MTjB1)
There is some ad on television for a drug you can take to reduce the likelihood of contracting HIV during homo buttsex. It keeps talking about "prepping", whatever that is.
What will they think of next?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (gr7wN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 12:29 AM (S3u/T)
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Hurricane, schmurricane.
Pfft.
Posted by: Geraldo Riverar at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (Nqglq)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: BJM at September 13, 2018 12:32 AM (O74hG)
I remember an interview years ago with some doofus who rode out some big hurricane. He survived. He just basically and idiot who had no idea what it would be like. He wouldn't do it again.
It's called learning the hard way. It was funny. His eyes got bit and he said, "The walls wuz shakin! Cue up AC/DC.
And then he described looking out and seeing roof sheet metal, huge pieces flying through the air and all that stuff.
The dude just basically had no fuckin' idea what it would be like and didn't believe the warnings.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 13, 2018 12:32 AM (8O3HH)
And remember, all we need is each other...each other and this lamp. Each other, this lamp and that's all we need...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 13, 2018 12:33 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: BJM at September 13, 2018 12:33 AM (O74hG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 12:34 AM (PUmDY)
What do you want, a solution?
"My administration is proposing a $45 bn tornado abatement initiative. The initial focus will be on the disparate impacts of tornados on women, the poor, and the LGBT community.
We hope, eventually, to fund research into stopping tornadoes from happening".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 12:35 AM (fuK7c)
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In the town where I lived, we had a railroad spur that got a freight train once a month. That train traveled at 5mph.
One day I had my cousin riding with me (in a different county) and when I came to a RR crossing, I looked both ways and saw a train about a mile away or more.
So I started driving through the crossing and that was when I discovered the crossing was very, very rough, and I had to drive very, very slowly.
Once on the other side, I looked at the train and realized it was an Amtrak Passenger train traveling at 130 mph or so and it missed us by fifty feet.
My cousin never went anywhere with me again.
Posted by: Random Chance at September 13, 2018 12:35 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 12:36 AM (MTjB1)
IIRC some town in Ok. got just leveled by a tornado, fairly soon after Katrina. One or two years later, entire town rebuilt, New Orleans is STILL trying to recover...go figure.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2018 12:37 AM (LOq4H)
What will they think of next?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (gr7wN)
I know. I'm creeped out by that commercial.
Is the chick a tranny in that thing?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 12:37 AM (8iiMU)
What will they think of next?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (gr7wN)
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Yuck.
Thank God for no TV at Casa SMH.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 12:41 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 12:37 AM (8iiMU)
I think so. I just saw it for the first time.
It's hard to believe we are moving closer to solving the issues with unprotected buttsex, but childhood leukemia seems to be on the backburner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:41 AM (gr7wN)
One of my Uncle's lost his home when it was hit by TWO tornados the same day. That was the great tornado outbreak of 1965.
They had never had a tornado before, nor since, but now they get tornado watches every summer and everyone worries for nothing.
Posted by: Random Chance at September 13, 2018 12:42 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Miley
Oh, dang. With the Ancient Honor of Turtles, I must respect your implied wish to inquire no further.
Posted by: Honu the 125 yr old Hawaiin Green Turtle at September 13, 2018 12:43 AM (5JCHo)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 12:44 AM (xSo9G)
It's hard to believe we are moving closer to solving the issues with
unprotected buttsex, but childhood leukemia seems to be on the
backburner.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:41 AM (gr7wN)
I've seen that commercial a number of times over the past week or so.
I noticed they always say, "practice safe sex" or some caveat like that.
The 'chick' looks slightly off - too made up - facial structure slightly off, I can't place it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 12:45 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: The Thumbs of Opposition at September 13, 2018 12:29 AM (O74hG)
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That is an interesting factoid.
I would not have picked NC for that.
The only time I've ever seen anyone passed out in the road was many years ago just outside Page, AZ. It was toward the side but still very much in the road.
Not much traffic. A couple of cars before us just steered around him! We stopped and managed to get him in the car and back to Page.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 12:46 AM (0jtPF)
No I don't want a solution or sympathy. I don't even want pity tears. I want recognition that flyover country takes what nature dishes out what nature offers with a smile, dusts off, and gets it shit together asap. We are tough, we work together, and the urban zones, including the east-west coaties are mostly pussies waiting anxiously to be grabbed by the alphas.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 13, 2018 12:46 AM (tCvhJ)
...but I just can't stop tinkering. Here's what I think I'll try next time:
- use only half the Modelo. Replace the other half with water.
- double the onions.
- use ground beef instead of chorizo, or half beef, half chorizo
- add a much fresher jar of salsa diablo
- add half a can of diced serranos
...something tells me the next batch will be incredible...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:47 AM (feaxc)
I liked the pace of the story and the action, although in its best days 24 probably did better.
I did not see so much sympathy for terrorists as some gentle, maybe willfully ignorant whitewashing of other issues: The refugees going from Syria through Turkey to Europe are portrayed as overwhelmingly women, children, and elderly men, which has been roundly and soundly debunked as the opposite of reality, and Muslims living in France are portrayed as being shut out of advancement opportunities by the ethnic French, rather than due to the Muslims' own self-segregation.
Eh, I give it a B- overall.
Posted by: logprof at September 13, 2018 12:48 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 12:48 AM (rbgPC)
ZIONSVILLE, Ind. (WISH) - The Satanic Temple Indiana Chapter is "adopting" part of a rural Zionsville highway and the Indiana Department of Transportation this week installed roadside signs displaying the group's name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2018 12:49 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2018 12:51 AM (LOq4H)
....
Do you put masa in your chili at the end before serving?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:51 AM (gr7wN)
Posted by: logprof at September 13, 2018 12:52 AM (e7oj4)
Chili needs beans.
Posted by: Random Chance at September 13, 2018 12:52 AM (I9Sw7)
I know which one MisHum wants me to stick to...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:52 AM (feaxc)
Random: TWO, TWO, count 'em, TWO cans of beans in this batch. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:53 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2018 12:53 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 12:54 AM (MTjB1)
...but I just can't stop tinkering. Here's what I think I'll try next time:
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CARROTS!
Posted by: BCocrhan's Classic Chili at September 13, 2018 12:54 AM (5JCHo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 12:54 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:54 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (tCvhJ)
Nah, bro. I'll stay up here, with the Aurora Borealis, sunlight all day all summer, and no Californicators.
No tornados, no hurricanes, no people running around with their hair on fire over the weather. We do get the occasional earthquake, but so far I've lived through all of them relatively unscathed.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 13, 2018 12:55 AM (NXsWM)
Random: TWO, TWO, count 'em, TWO cans of beans in this batch. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:53 AM
....
I make mine a little too thin and add that masa right at the end. It really changes things both flavor and texture.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:55 AM (gr7wN)
The families are also suing the Indiana DoT for "allowing Satan to adopt-a-highway."
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 12:55 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2018 12:51 AM (LOq4H)
My homemade Chicken n' Rice and Stuff Soup, takes two days to make, and is not served until the Third Day.
I'll leave you to draw your own conclusions?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 12:56 AM (QzJWU)
ZIONSVILLE, Ind. (WISH) - The Satanic Temple Indiana Chapter is "adopting" part of a rural Zionsville highway and the Indiana Department of Transportation this week installed roadside signs displaying the group's name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2018 12:49 AM (IqV8l)
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I wouldn't want to drive on that road.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 12:56 AM (0jtPF)
Save a lot of time when all you have to do is open the can and put the bowl in the microwave.
(Be sure to cover the bowl, or you'll have a mess to clean up in the microwave.)
Posted by: Random Chance at September 13, 2018 12:56 AM (I9Sw7)
y5: really? Modelo has taken sides in that regard?
BCochran: you can add carrots to my chili when you can pry it out of my dead, dead pots and pans!!
Bitter: I'll look into it. I'm just a bit frustrated because masa doesn't seem available in my area except in giant sacks. I just need to add a little, I'm not looking to feed all of Olvera Street. ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:57 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:57 AM (gr7wN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:58 AM (feaxc)
every commercial they run is about how great mexican immigrants are for the U.S.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 12:59 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Good idea, elsewise, full hippo.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 12:59 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:58 AM (feaxc)
--Especially Armagnac.
Posted by: logprof at September 13, 2018 12:59 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 12:59 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:00 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: Random Chance at September 13, 2018 12:56 AM (I9Sw7)
The can may say chili but geez. Some things are not worth buying canned. See also canned potatoes. And canned mushrooms. Oh, yeah, and the worst: Canned asparagus.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 01:00 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 01:00 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September
you should go through the chili recipes in the horde cookbook.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 01:00 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:01 AM (feaxc)
If you look closely, you'll also see an eyebrow of rubber valve stuff on the right valve. The diaphragm was also fatigued and cracked.
With any luck, local small engine parts supplier has a new pump in stock.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 12, 2018 11:49 PM (CDGwz)
can you just set it up as gravity feed? My Dixon mower is gravity feed, and the tank is barely higher than the carb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:01 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 12:59 AM (MTjB1)
--Every other Mexican immigrant is an astronaut, or a championship fighter, or a nuclear physicist.
Posted by: logprof at September 13, 2018 01:01 AM (e7oj4)
I wouldn't want to drive on that road.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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Thus my apprehension when traveling the Alabama Highway for the Deaf and Blind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 01:01 AM (CDGwz)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 12:56 AM (0jtPF)
Avoid the crossroads
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 01:01 AM (8iiMU)
ZIONSVILLE, Ind. (WISH) - The Satanic Temple Indiana Chapter is "adopting" part of a rural Zionsville highway and the Indiana Department of Transportation this week installed roadside signs displaying the group's name.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2018 12:49 AM (IqV8l)
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I wouldn't want to drive on that road.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 12:56 AM (0jtPF)
Is there a crossroads on that stretch?
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 01:02 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 12:54 AM (MTjB1)
Substitute?
Guiness Stout.
And if you've ever enjoyed a genuine Steak & Guiness Pie, you'd understand.
I think Negra Modelo is the smoothest dark beer, ever brewed. Love the stuff.
But if they're illegal boosters....
I'll step up the Guiness. Heavier, but just as smooth. Not for the immature palate.
AWESOME though, with a fine cigar, after a Prime steak dinner.
Sublime.
Those that eschew, fail to appreciate a meaningful bit of living in this life.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 01:02 AM (QzJWU)
Goodnight, sleepy tsime, time qpproaches.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 13, 2018 01:02 AM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 01:00 AM
.....
I dunno, I actually prefer canned mushrooms on pizza. Sliced fresh mushrooms often wind up being too pithy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 01:02 AM (gr7wN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:03 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 01:03 AM (8iiMU)
trust me on this.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM
What's the ICD-10 code for that
Posted by: Chuck C at September 13, 2018 01:04 AM (YTxkQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 01:04 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Nope. Tank is underneath the seat/rear deck. It's possible that when the tank is brim full it might work, but otherwise, no. That and the fact that we have considerable up hill property.
Just checked Ebay, and the pumps are cheap, there. We'll see what local shop gets for one.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 01:05 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 13, 2018 01:05 AM (IDhUW)
https://tinyurl.com/y9qow5wb
Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2018 01:05 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 01:02 AM (QzJWU)
Negro Modelo is pretty good.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 01:04 AM (8iiMU)
But, I prefer the Keweenaw Brewing Company Widowmaker.
Less smooth, and darker.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 01:05 AM (8iiMU)
I may dislike a food.
But never, in the case of EVER, did I imagine anything tasting like Hillary Clinton's vajayjay.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 01:06 AM (rbgPC)
It was homemade chicken 'n dumplings at the Clinger household today.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:57 AM (gr7wN)
Today is Crock Pot Pot Roast Day; it's not cool enough for soup yet. Using those crock pot cooking bags makes using a crock pot actually fun because no cleanup. While the initial dinner, with the carrots, onions and red potatoes, is good, it's the leftovers I crave. Open faced pot roast sandwiches with some of the au jus added, plus some frozen peas, over buttered toasted bread.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 01:06 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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It's necessary to cook the pith out of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 01:06 AM (CDGwz)
Damn Mexican restaurants want to shove a lime in everything.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 01:06 AM (gr7wN)
Posted by: logprof at September
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:07 AM (feaxc)
The dark Negro Modelo is good if you keep that lime out of it.
Damn Mexican restaurants want to shove a lime in everything.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 01:06 AM (gr7wN)
Prevents the scurvy.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 01:07 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 01:08 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 01:01 AM (CDGwz)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 01:08 AM (0jtPF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:03 AM (feaxc)
Five years ago, Newcastle Brown Ale was served in a 16 oz. (yes, a Pint!) bottle, which was brewed and bottled in...guess it....NEWCASTLE, England!
Today's "Newcastle" is in a 12 oz bottle, brewed by Molson of Canada.
Do you REALLY think it's the same?
Neither do I.
And yes, I've drank Guinesss on tap, from Dublin to Belfast....
The U.S. canned Guiness is VERY close to the original. Close enough to merit a Favorable Mention.
But if you've not had it fresh from the keg and tap it it's home country...well....you're missing out.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 01:09 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:09 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 01:09 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:09 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: logprof at September
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 01:06 AM (MTjB1)
If everyone coming here from Mexico is so hard working, and intelligent...
Why the hell is Mexico such a mess?
The Dalia Llama gave a speech recently, in which he said 'Europe if for Europeans '... and told the immigrants they should go home and FIX their own countries.
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 01:10 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:11 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 01:02 AM (gr7wN)
Don't buy the fresh educated mushrooms, stick with the dumb as a button ones.
You can saute them a little first, you know, to get some of the liquid out. I hate watery pizza.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 01:11 AM (8lsuS)
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At Mt. Washington, they use chains:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9p848lx
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 13, 2018 01:12 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:12 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 13, 2018 01:13 AM (IDhUW)
But I really like Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout for a dark beer. Not gonna dump it in chili or stew, but it's damn good drinking.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 01:13 AM (gr7wN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:14 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:15 AM (feaxc)
Posted by: Random Chance at September 13, 2018 01:15 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 01:15 AM (Pg+x7)
Wait a minute. I'm so confused. I didn't think that PDT was one of those weather-controlling Jews. He's even more powerful than I thought.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 01:16 AM (UsCnO)
What will they think of next?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 12:31 AM (gr7wN)
Spackle would work for that. Or Gorilla Glue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:16 AM (iwUO9)
Always drank it at our backgammon club, until the damned bar stopped stocking it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 13, 2018 01:17 AM (8iiMU)
i thought that was good.
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 01:18 AM (Pg+x7)
Close second, is a Negra Modelo, no salt, no lime.
Bit heavier, but smoother, and a close 2nd in straight up taste and flavor.
Sadly, since the demise of the Busch Signature Copper Lager, there is not a U.S. distributed beer, which compares.
Micro Breweries disqualified.... due to distribution limitations.
A good copper or dark lager or ale, is as to a perfectly cooked Sirloin steak is to a perfectly delightful, grilled chicken breast.
I won't even illustrate that comparison. If I had to explain, you wouldn't understand.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 01:18 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:16 AM (iwUO9)
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LOL!
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 01:19 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 01:20 AM (PUmDY)
....
Shiner Bock?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 01:21 AM (gr7wN)
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 13, 2018 12:56 AM (0jtPF)
You could litter the roadside with Holy Water bottles.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:22 AM (iwUO9)
Geez, just read that (link from SDA), the stupid, it doesn't burn, it incinerates.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at September 13, 2018 01:22 AM (LOq4H)
Wait a minute. I'm so confused. I didn't think that PDT was one of those weather-controlling Jews. He's even more powerful than I thought.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 01:16 AM (UsCnO)
And now it's been downgraded? So, PDT gets credit for that, right? Right?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 13, 2018 01:23 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:22 AM (iwUO9)
Blessed salt, in a shaker. Works wonders, literally.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 13, 2018 01:23 AM (NXsWM)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at September 13, 2018 01:25 AM (IDhUW)
Do you REALLY think it's the same?
Neither do I.
And yes, I've drank Guinesss on tap, from Dublin to Belfast....
The U.S. canned Guiness is VERY close to the original. Close enough to merit a Favorable Mention.
But if you've not had it fresh from the keg and tap it it's home country...well....you're missing out.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Oh yes, the Guinness in Dublin, and all of Ireland, is just nothing like what is here in the States. The pubs serve it perfectly, and the price difference between pubs is negligible.
And the taps are always clean. Because there are so many pubs, if one gets lazy, the customers abandon it and go down the street to a competitor. It doesn't take long to fix the problem. The Irish, and their friends, know their Guinness.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 01:25 AM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
It's about time someone made a road for our song.
Posted by: Angus Young at September 13, 2018 01:27 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tyred at September 13, 2018 01:25 AM (EzfIl)
You need to call a Paki IT tech to fix the Hot Air button on your computer, sunshine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:29 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 01:21 AM (gr7wN)
Entirely different flavor profile, actually.
The relate, as to the darker end of the beer spectrum, but that's as close as they get.
A real, genuine, Pint of Newcastle Ale...from Ol' Blighty... it would make Shiner's best weep in frustration.
And I say this as an occasional visitor to the Shiner Brewery and Tasting Room.
Serve that Shiner with your favorite steak. You'll enjoy it.
Two days later, try the same cut of steak from the same chef, but with the Newcastle, instead.
I won't have to explain the difference, thereafter.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hasta la nite nite horde!
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 01:32 AM (QzJWU)
My lovely, it is deeply painful to me that you have
never reached the height of the ecstasy that the powdered sugar-covered
member of The Paolo can give.
Posted by: The Paolo at September 12, 2018 10:46 PM (Nqglq)
---
based upon unpleasant personal experience, men and women
should avoid sugary substances, such as, but not limited to, whipping
cream, syrup, chocolate, etc, anywhere near the front hole, or the male
member, should immediate future plans include penetrating the front
hole, unless it is thoroughly washed with soap and water first.
trust me on this.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 12, 2018 11:01 PM (rjbMC)
Can I say just how very much I hate that particular bit of trans-idiocy.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 13, 2018 01:32 AM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:29 AM (iwUO9)
Trolls aren't even trying anymore, just typing it in.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 01:33 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 01:34 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tyred
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Have I got the highway for you...
Posted by: The Satanic Temple Indiana at September 13, 2018 01:36 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 13, 2018 01:38 AM (feaxc)
Sorry, comment #14, you may have been demoted from threadwinner to thread-runner-up.
Posted by: Angus Young at September 13, 2018 01:38 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 01:38 AM (P1f+c)
I am old enough to remember fondly when I was surrounded by functional retards at work. Those were the good old days. Now don't get me wrong. I am still beset by retards, even highly educated ones. It's just that they are no longer functional. Just retards. Fucking highly educated retards. Arrrrggghhh! (existential primal scream)
/Rant off
I now return you to your regularly scheduled commenting.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2018 01:41 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 13, 2018 01:42 AM (db5dt)
You're just an old truck retread, shred off and discarded and lying on the side of the road.
Soon, the County Jail Trustees come for your ignored, disdained carcass.
Not the last human touch you will ever know, but close.
Your final human contact comes at the tyred recycling facility, when a minimum wage hack with a hooked pole flings you atop the conveyer belt to feed you into the grinder.
From there, you go to playground mulch, or melt, or a chemical soup of your worst nightmares.
Regardless of the after, though....your last knowing is that ride up the conveyer to the shredder.
After that? You will never know.
Ever.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/yes, I can be a brutal sob. sue me.
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 01:43 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2018 01:45 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 01:46 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2018 01:45 AM (m45I2)
Saw the last couple innings of that game. Was rooting for the D-backs, but that was a beautiful 2-run homer by the Rockies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:47 AM (iwUO9)
I'm TRYING to fade off to zzz.
Then Muldoon taps in. FUCKER! (hail, good friend!)...and then, Richard Windsor with his HELLACIOUS GOOD comment.
I'm still gonna try n' bag some sleep, but forecast some mental difficulty in getting all the necessary switches to show "off" ?!?!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 01:47 AM (QzJWU)
I figured Pixy and/or Ace would want to know about this site downloading malicious software without consent to take over phones and Lord knows what else.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 01:50 AM (pOqmx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 01:46 AM (PUmDY)
Didn't Pecos Bill stop a tornado by tying a knot in it or something, or did I misremember? If Florence ends up a flop, do we call Trump "Captain Tampax" because he stopped the Flo?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:50 AM (iwUO9)
I'm on the road tomorrow, gotta get some sleep myself.
Endeavor to persevere, all.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 13, 2018 01:52 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 01:50 AM (pOqmx)
Well, I use a Linux OS running Pale Moon browser, so I am basically immune to that.
If phones were meant to be used for surfing the Web, they'd be 23 inches wide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 01:53 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 01:55 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 01:58 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:06 AM (PUmDY)
You can't make sense out of liberaldumb.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 02:08 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:06 AM (PUmDY)
He probably couldn't work up the gumption to nail himself to a cross.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 02:11 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:11 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:11 AM (PUmDY)
Martyr complex. Self-flagellation. Like the shia muzzies do at their shura festival?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 02:13 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 02:14 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 12:01
Thanks. I woke up for a snack. Glad to hear you are doing well. Jules had similar surgery a while ago.
Glad it all went well, hope you are top notch soon, tho it takes some time.
Posted by: Farmer at September 13, 2018 02:14 AM (yJ1e6)
Close second, is a Negra Modelo, no salt, no lime.
Bit heavier, but smoother, and a close 2nd in straight up taste and flavor.
Sadly, since the demise of the Busch Signature Copper Lager, there is not a U.S. distributed beer, which compares.
Micro Breweries disqualified.... due to distribution limitations.
A good copper or dark lager or ale, is as to a perfectly cooked Sirloin steak is to a perfectly delightful, grilled chicken breast.
I won't even illustrate that comparison. If I had to explain, you wouldn't understand.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 13, 2018 01:18 AM
Can you get San Miguel, its Filipino
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2018 02:15 AM (j0Mw7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 02:15 AM (iwUO9)
and i''ve never been anywhere where they tried to put a lime in a Negra Modelo
or salt, for that matter.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 02:17 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 02:17 AM (iwUO9)
or salt, for that matter.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 02:17 AM (rjbMC)
You put de lime in de coconut, and drink it all up...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 02:19 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:21 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2018 02:21 AM (j0Mw7)
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2018 02:23 AM (j0Mw7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
I think he stuck it up there after an AD while taking a dump.
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2018 02:24 AM (j0Mw7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
I think he stuck it up there after an AD while taking a dump.
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2018 02:24 AM (j0Mw7)
Well, you just can't make sense out of batshit crazy. Hurts your brain to even try.
Anyhoo, time for me to sack out. Be well, Horde. And be safe, those of you who may have to contend with hurricanes and other storms.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 02:26 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2018 02:27 AM (j0Mw7)
i'll be his shit was ringing for a week.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 02:31 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 02:31 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:34 AM (PUmDY)
It's probably a bad ad, I'm afraid. I've checked the site itself and it looks clean, but ads vary for each individual user.
Has anyone else seen anything like this recently?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 13, 2018 02:36 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 02:40 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 02:41 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 02:42 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at September 13, 2018 02:44 AM (bZ76Y)
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2018 02:45 AM (j0Mw7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:11 AM (PUmDY)
I haven't been able to find a photo of him online. I'm betting he looks kinda nutso.
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 02:46 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 02:47 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 13, 2018 02:52 AM (2yngH)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 02:53 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: redc1c4
I have. In Mexico.
In a resort area, so they're probably just used to throwing a lime in every beer bottle, with Corona outselling everything else eleventy-eight to one.
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 02:54 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 13, 2018 02:53 AM (tVQUs)
I saw it, Surfperch, and when I refreshed, it was gone. Rewrite your question, and I'll cut and paste it so it stays posted.
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 02:54 AM (MIg60)
It's probably a bad ad, I'm afraid. I've checked the site itself and it looks clean, but ads vary for each individual user.
Has anyone else seen anything like this recently?
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 13, 2018 02:36 AM (2yngH)
I just noticed it now when I clicked on the site because my phone asked me if I wanted to overwrite an .exe file so it's on my phone. I remember commenters mentioning this over the past few weeks. I didn't click on an ad.
My phone as been hijacked twice, it will heat up fast, battery dies fast, Bluetooth stops working, it's running in safe mode which you are only suppose to do from a hard reboot, and the clue that it's hacked is that my morning clock alarms will be turned on and one almarm is labelled in bold letters "lol m".
Just thought I give some details as I know y'all don't want this going on. If I get the pop-up asking me if I want to overwrite a downloaded .exe file, I'll write it down as I clicked to close it out fast because I thought it was a pop-up ad blocker working but the .exe file stood out.
Hope this helps, Pixy. Thanks!
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 02:57 AM (07YWD)
Posted by: Pixy Misa
No, just the random iphone "you won something" ad, that pops over the whole site and forces me to close that tab in safari and reload the site (and hope for a different ad).
Those are becoming less common, but every time I think that, they come back.
The last time I got hit, the site serving the ad was (random characters).cloudfront.net
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 02:57 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 02:58 AM (MIg60)
471 issue is brought up
498 technical God weighs in with answer and requests for more info.
Wow. Now that is fast tech support. Makes me look like a sloth on coffee break.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 13, 2018 02:59 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 02:59 AM (07YWD)
513 Why do My posts keep disappearing when I use this IP?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 13, 2018 02:59 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 02:59 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew
The Hamsters have eyes everywhere.
And they would like you to stop doing that in front of the webcam.
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 03:00 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew
The Hamsters have eyes everywhere.
And they would like you to stop doing that in front of the webcam.
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 03:00 AM (P1f+c)
You can put a post-it over the webcam.
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 03:01 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 13, 2018 02:59 AM (tVQUs)
That would drive me crazy.
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 03:02 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 03:03 AM (PUmDY)
520 If anyone's still here to read this, goodnight.
I might try commenting from my work wifi tomorrow, to see how it goes.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 13, 2018 03:09 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 03:09 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 03:17 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 03:20 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 03:22 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Poseidon at September 13, 2018 03:46 AM (FTPVM)
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now, don't go getting all wee wee'd up!
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 04:12 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 04:12 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:12 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 04:19 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:22 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:26 AM (T4oHT)
Ut Oh!
Neil Degrassie Tyson supports Trump's Space Force.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeZdL1Oq9sQ
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 04:28 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:38 AM (T4oHT)
and Tyson has a new book out.
The second part of that Tyson interview with Stephen Cold Bear was a classic tapdance - on the one hand, on the other hand.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 04:41 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:42 AM (T4oHT)
Originally neocons were Democrats who became somewhat "Republicans" because the Democrat Party had moved so far left after the 1968 convention. Mostly they were liberal socialists that respected the US and the Military unlike the main Democrat Party who are communists that hate both. And from what I have seen these "converted" Democrats don't really have a conservative bone in their body.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 13, 2018 04:45 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 04:49 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 04:52 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: wammo at September 13, 2018 04:55 AM (IN+DF)
One has to wonder what brought this troll out this time of the morning?
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 04:58 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:01 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:01 AM (T4oHT)
I'd prefer they get piles, or maybe hives.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 05:04 AM (8lsuS)
Lots of great stuff over at #imwithnorm (just type exactly that in the search bar and then click the headline "#imwithnorm on Twitter")
Including a fake Nike ad: "Believe in comedy. Even if it means sacrificing everything."
Also:
"You know who needs their own late night show?"
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 05:05 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:07 AM (T4oHT)
Conservative News Service
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybetaalc
Russia says chem weapon attack false flag
Bolton says any chem weapon attack in Syria and the US will respond bigllyier than the last time.
Iran said, ok maybe not Iran,
Bashar al-Assad's regime and its Russian and Iranian allies maintain that the earlier CW attacks were staged provocations designed to attract U.S. military strikes against the regime
Itsa Trap! the Admiral said.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 05:08 AM (I9Sw7)
CNSNews.com
Newt Gingrich speaks - Republicans should take Obama 'head on.'
Well, we are persuaded.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 05:10 AM (I9Sw7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9EsIFBs26o
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 05:11 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 05:14 AM (S3u/T)
Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2018 05:21 AM (obpfe)
For that reason alone I'm inclined to give the false flag narrative some weight.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 13, 2018 05:22 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:22 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:22 AM (T4oHT)
Good. Only about 30% of the country can stand to look at him.
Posted by: Ace's liver at September 13, 2018 05:24 AM (h2Bdk)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:24 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 05:27 AM (MroOf)
Glad that none of us contributed to this stat, yes.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 05:27 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 05:29 AM (MroOf)
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Don't know Newt's argument, but I agree.
Should have done this from day one.
The McCain's wouldn't do it, the Romney's wouldn't do it, the Cruz's wouldn't do it, the Roberts' wouldn't do it.
The only ones who seemed to was the one who yelled out "You Lie" Even he turned tail and ran.
Palin might have done it.
So, here we are.
Posted by: dDan at September 13, 2018 05:33 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 05:38 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2018 05:43 AM (0+nbW)
--Fox News
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9rb6sga
Sarandon says she didn't say what Variety said she said.
It's all in the links. Maybe. It was too long to read. All you need is the headline.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 05:45 AM (I9Sw7)
Appreciate response.
All that you have said is true.
Newt is all that you have described, and it is a good talking point from Newt.
It is point that should have been acted upon since day one.
Posted by: dDan at September 13, 2018 05:48 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Skip at September 13, 2018 05:22 AM (T4oHT)
Going from the most important man in the world to the least must kill him. He really does not exist to me anymore!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 05:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 05:50 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 05:50 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 05:53 AM (58Au8)
agreed:
Bhusseincare
9 trillion bailout
foodstamps for all
an illegal in every SSN
CPTB
EPA in your ditch
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 05:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 05:50 AM (/qEW2)
CO2 level down to 1991. FRACK BABY!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 05:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: dDan
I agree, if the notion of fundamental transformation was not rigorously opposed daily, it cemented in my mind the goal of the uniparty, or establishment, or whatever term one chooses to describe an unamerican snake pit.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 05:55 AM (MroOf)
Not only has Trump stopped this hurricane, but he has also stopped Global Warming because it is Global Warming that brings us hurricanes.
Al Gore has tried, for thirty years, to stop Global Warming and Trump did it in two years.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 05:56 AM (I9Sw7)
If your last post dead act is to fuck with others you failed in life!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 05:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 06:00 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez -
I would be happy if they honored the original contract, the Constitution.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:00 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 06:01 AM (/qEW2)
So the HURRICANE OMGOMGOMG!!! is now a Hurricane Watch your ass?
Tomorrows headlines...
"Billions of dollars wasted on a wienie storm by TRUMP!!!"
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:02 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: RickZ
Mmmm. Fall and winter dinners.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:03 AM (8ikIW)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 06:04 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 05:38 AM (MroOf)
It is a war on I can spend others money better vs I can spend your money better. But now neither matters as Trump pointed out that we have no country without a wall and laws and jobs.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:05 AM (JFO2v)
So you are disappointed, you wrote stuff in your ow universe of the experiences and times we live in, and they didn't find it in favor. If it hadn't been that it would have been something else.
Anyway, you're like a lesserg-d to me now, Because that took a lot of courage to do!
be of good cheer, You really put yourself where our mouth is.
so proud of you!
willow.
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 06:06 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 06:06 AM (hyuyC)
If your last post dead act is to fuck with others you failed in life!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 05:58 AM (JFO2v)
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Can't speak for anyone else, but that is not all I remember.
and after stating for so long to family members and supporters that he would support bringing them home, Sen. McCain (R-AZ) stated that he would no longer support it.
http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com
/2011/11/navy-abandons-its-dead.html
Issues w/ POWs in Vietnam also.
What do you remember?
Posted by: dDan at September 13, 2018 06:06 AM (hwYmz)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:06 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:00 AM (MroOf)
Wilson, Roosevelt, Bhussein hated the constitution. They all know the right way to live, the exact money you should have in your wallet, how much healthcare you are allowed and the perfect meal.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 04:58 AM
Look at the writing skills; incorrect punctuation, missing/incorrect capitalization, incorrect spelling.
I'm thinking Serbian 'bot'. Or methamphetamine user.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 06:10 AM (LOgQ4)
I remember that sailor in a hot suit running into the conflagration on the Forrestal. That might be a cheap shot, but I took it.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:11 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: RickZ
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Yum! Love pot roast. And it makes awesome leftovers.
Made one Tuesday with a big 4# chuck roast, so we'll be finishing it tonight.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 06:12 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: rhennigantx
No argument here, but I nominate RickZ for the perfect meal position.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:13 AM (MroOf)
Proud of you. You just had a learning experience.
You raised your visibility for any future runs, with more knowledge.
We need good people like you in office.
Plus, you don't have to say, like I do, that" I won by 63 votes. What the hell was I thinking?"
I am writing a pass-down article on what I've learned. Tentative title: They Never Call When They're Happy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 06:13 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:03 AM (8ikIW)
The secret my friend gave me is to use the Better Than Bouillon Beef Base, a heaping teaspoon in one cup of warm water instead of just water. Makes the absolute best au jus (when strained, have to get the whole garlic and thyme sprigs out of it, along with the celery/coriander/mustard seeds and black peppercorns). I also use a leaner cut, the bottom round, with the fat cap on top so the fat drizzles down through the meat during the long cooking time.
As I said way above, the leftovers made into open faced sandwiches with the au jus is to die for.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 06:14 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:16 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:11 AM (MroOf)
I do not think Mclame had anything to do with that fire. WWII bombs went off from a stray elec discharge. People fuck up. We really were not trying that hard in VietNam, just fucking around.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:19 AM (JFO2v)
Thanks. I'll give that a try.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:21 AM (8ikIW)
Chief Farrier was that hero. 2 hose teams, the cream of the Flight Deck Crash and Smash crew, mostly killed.
His last words were for the teams to back away, as he saw the explosives fall out from the split bomb-casings.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 06:21 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 06:22 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 06:25 AM (8lsuS)
Huh. I think the media is on the meme. Another headline that starts with the best two words in journalism: Florida Man...
Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 06:25 AM (jyVW0)
That is the story in the mishap report. The story from the deckplate was handed down differently. Along the lines of cockpit switches in the wrong position for preflight ordnance checks. He was in the cockpit. Iirc, it caused the launch of a Zuni rocket into other loaded aircraft, which caused the release of the rest of the sploady stuff.
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:27 AM (MroOf)
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Thanks. I'll give that a try.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:21 AM
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That stuff is great. It is a paste that comes in a small jar. Not cheap, but it goes a long, long way. I sometimes use the chicken version to make a quick "homemade" chicken soup with store-bought rotisserie chicken and I actually like it better than my own stock.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 06:27 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: fluffy at September 13, 2018 06:27 AM (obpfe)
Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 06:25 AM (jyVW0)
As someone that lived there 5 year I was never a headline. oh I tried but alas....
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:27 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 06:30 AM (rbgPC)
My guess is they were going to rob the places they forced people from!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
AoSHQ Style Guide requires them to be addressed as Methican Americans.
Morning all.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 06:33 AM (hxucZ)
Good morning. I trust the recovery is still ongoing? Healing thoughts sent your way.
And I'm still thinking of Tina Turner's legs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 06:34 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 06:27 AM (Ri0Ku)
I totally understand.
One of my grocery store deli's takes the end of a cold cut, cuts it into cubes and sells it for a reduced price. I've mad ham salad from ham chunks a couple of times now. The next time I see roast beef cubes, I' going to us that Better Than. . . and make a quickie beef noodle soup, maybe tossing in some mushrooms.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 06:35 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: ESPN at September 13, 2018 06:36 AM (dBiBP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:16 AM (JFO2v)
Try an Irish breakfast.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 06:37 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 06:38 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 06:37 AM (/qEW2)
a guinness and a shot?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 06:39 AM (dPd5y)
I have a feeling that people who aren't Satanists will be stealing the signs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 06:39 AM (AllCR)
On day eight of The Healing. Doesn't hurt as much to laugh, but this being the Horde, caution is very much warranted.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 06:40 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 06:41 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 06:42 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:42 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:11 AM (MroO
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My deceased father in law, Skip Holt, was apparently on the Forrestal and never had a kind word for McCain.
Posted by: MAGA at September 13, 2018 06:42 AM (/8RAd)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 06:43 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 06:43 AM (LsBY9)
Satan would want us to litter.
Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 06:44 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:42 AM
If someone were to come out with a theory that 20 ppm extra CO2 in the atmosphere created mass stupidity, I'd find that easier to accept then global warming.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 06:44 AM (LOgQ4)
1. A week of McCain funeral anti-Trump hysteria2. A week of hurricane Florence anti-Trump hysteria
Maybe too early to tell since Florence is just getting started but since Trump downsized it I think the MSM hysteria has peaked.
Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 06:44 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:44 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:42 AM (MroOf)
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Who knew the end times would surpass any Benny Hill skit?
Hugs, willow!
Thanks Votermom.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 06:45 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 06:46 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx"
In Atlanta every major intersection is required by law to have one. Some have two just to be sure.
Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 06:46 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 06:47 AM (l0mIQ)
The Tibetan spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, said Wednesday that "Europe belongs to the Europeans' and that refugees should return to their native countries to rebuild them.
via daily mail
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 06:47 AM (CE6iV)
Next headlines: Trump overdramatizes Florence to distract from scandals.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 06:47 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 06:44 AM (CDGwz)"
Spot - on.
Liars and/or hypocrites.
They just want to get that name on a sign in the hope of shocking someone.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 06:47 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 06:46 AM (MxEKc)
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Hehe.
Wish I lived near one now...
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 06:47 AM (rbgPC)
stealing money.
destroying people for truth to power talk.
so , don't know why i'm saying this, oh yes I do.
Be proud, what's your crime ?
no comparison, except you tried to help save your fellow citizens rights.
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 06:48 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 06:49 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 06:49 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 06:49 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:42 AM (MroOf)
why would satanist care about trash? they need to get back to killing babies, orgies, and shit!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 13, 2018 06:50 AM (+F0Wk)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 06:50 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 06:50 AM (l0mIQ)
Stay safe, and head on a swivel. Situational Awareness is the new go-to skill.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 06:51 AM (hyuyC)
https://twitter.com/Naomi_Osaka_/status/1040165143013814272
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 06:51 AM (CE6iV)
yes i'm (stealing your stuff)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 06:51 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 06:52 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 06:35 AM
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Sounds good! My store sells the "ends" whole. I've been buying them for years and would cut them up to add to the dogs' dinners for a treat. Then I started thinking, damn, some of these pieces look delicious. So now I keep the nicer pieces of turkey, roast beef, ham, etc. and use for salads, pot pies and casseroles. And you can't beat a half pound of roast beef for $1.50!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 06:52 AM (Ri0Ku)
Where were the fucker in 08 and 09? FAKE NEWS!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 06:52 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 06:53 AM (58Au8)
Storm's Uncertain Track Sows Fear; 10 Million In Crosshairs
Yeah, the uncertain track of storms is always an issue.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:53 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:54 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 06:54 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Ringo at September 13, 2018 06:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 06:54 AM (l0mIQ)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 06:04 AM (hyuyC)
amen
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 06:55 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: colin at September 13, 2018 06:55 AM (alIlP)
Very quiet in my Officer here at the Hospital
It's actually very pleasent outside. It can be humid down here in Portsmouth VA, but the wind is starting to pick up and that makes it nice outside. Not raining yet. Found a Micky Dees open so I have my very large coffee and egg mcmuffin so I am set
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 06:55 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 06:54 AM (MroOf)"
This.
Thank you.
I was trying, but you said it even better.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 06:55 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 06:52 AM (Ri0Ku)
Cooking on the economy plan!
That's why I use the ham cubes to make ham salad. No one makes/sells ham salad anymore.
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 06:56 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: colin at September 13, 2018 06:55 AM (alIlP)
Yup. And ya know he did nothing to save the Lindburgh baby either
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 06:57 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: creeper
Right now, it's showing a Cat 2
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:57 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 06:58 AM (rbgPC)
Why is medicine and college expensive? Staiger you are one stupid mutha fukr! Because NO ONE knows the price! Make colleges finance education and make Medicare an allowance and it will be fixed in about 2 years.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: RickZ
We have a couple of grocery stores around here that sell it. Always good, especially during the summer.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:59 AM (8ikIW)
Rain last night.
Rain today.
Rain tomorrow.
Rain Saturday.
May dry off Sunday.
Sure beats the 100F temps and no rain. The roads are clean, the trail is just moist, the a/c runs far less, the air is clear.
Only bad for the homeless and those with mold allergies.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 06:59 AM (boNFp)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:57 AM
Hugo was a cat 2 24 hours before landfall also.
Don't be misled.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 06:59 AM (LOgQ4)
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Office...right?
Or...
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 06:58 AM (rbgPC)
LOL, Yes Office. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 06:59 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: creeper
Right now, it's showing a Cat 2
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:57 AM (8ikIW)
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And from what I've read, it's expected to be Cat 1 by the time it makes landfall.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 13, 2018 07:00 AM (+F0Wk)
am because he didn't go to the beach and stop the storm, Hillary would
have scared the storm away.Can't wait to get the NYT's morning update in
my email, it away's ruins my day.
Posted by: colin
It also proves he's a coward. I'll bet he is hiding in the White House safe room deep underground. In contrast, Obama used to stack sandbags on the beaches during hurricanes.
Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 07:00 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 07:01 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 07:01 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 07:01 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:57 AM
Hugo was a cat 2 24 hours before landfall also.
Don't be misled.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 06:59 AM (LOgQ4)
Yes I am afraid the Carolinas are going to get slammed
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:01 AM (m8J9w)
Stay safe, Doc. Report regularly. God speed.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 13, 2018 07:01 AM (NDcnw)
Posted by: colin at September 13, 2018 06:55 AM (alIlP)
Funny that media on knows 2 things. Watergate and Katrina. So every issue boils down to is this Trumps watergate? Is this Trumps katrina
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)
AI are fascist bastards.
Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 13, 2018 07:02 AM (9dzlp)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 07:02 AM (rbgPC)
Stay safe, Doc. Report regularly. God speed.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 13, 2018 07:01 AM (NDcnw)
I don't expect any problems. Portsmouth will flood no doubt. It floods with a regular rain storm. But shit I am on the 15th floor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:03 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 07:00 AM (MxEKc)
Bhussein can barely lift a pint!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:03 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)
Is this the media's Rathergate?
Posted by: RickZ at September 13, 2018 07:03 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 06:54 AM (l0mIQ)
Sun should be coming up on the east coast. Need to see what it does during the heat of the day.
Posted by: dDan at September 13, 2018 07:03 AM (hwYmz)
I thought Karl Rove, architect of the Katrina disaster, hated Trump. It should be up to 11!1 now.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 07:03 AM (boNFp)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 07:02 AM (rbgPC)
I hope he bugged
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:04 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 07:02 AM (rbgPC)
I hope he bugged
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:04 AM (m8J9w)
Bugged out...
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:04 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 07:02 AM (rbgPC)
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Only in cave paintings...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 13, 2018 07:05 AM (+F0Wk)
Right now, it's showing a Cat 2
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:57 AM
No kidding? Trump has calmed the seas? Is there anything the man can't do?
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 07:05 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 07:06 AM (kT3/m)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 13, 2018 07:05 AM (+F0Wk)
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*smacks back of head*
lol
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 13, 2018 07:06 AM (rbgPC)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 07:06 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 07:05 AM (l0mIQ)
If he walked on water they would say he cant swim!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BignJames at September 13, 2018 07:06 AM (0+nbW)
Sandy wasn't even a Cat 1 iirc when it came ashore in 'jersey. But it hung around, and hung around, and hung around. Flooding was the main issue. It also spun off a bunch of tornadoes.
I suspect flooding will be the main issue with ol' Flo. The 'usual suspects' in low-lying areas will get slammed. Which is definitely Trumps fault for forcing them to live there.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:07 AM (LOgQ4)
Well, thanks to the last regime, they had to retire "Iran/Contra".
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 07:07 AM (boNFp)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 07:09 AM (MroOf)
https://explore.org/livecams/oceans/frying-pan-cam
Posted by: BignJames
Meh. No big deal. Looks like a "walleye chop"
Get the boat ready!
jk
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:09 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 06:49 AM
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I hear ya. NJ is a Waffle House desert.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 07:09 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:10 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 07:11 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: colin at September 13, 2018 07:11 AM (alIlP)
Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 13, 2018 07:12 AM (MroOf)
Posted by: Ringo at September 13, 2018 07:13 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 07:13 AM (boNFp)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 07:14 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:15 AM (m8J9w)
If the storm isn't as horrible as the media wants it to be, they will pretend it is.
Posted by: Ringo at September 13, 2018 07:13 AM (oVJmc)
If the storm stays at Cat 2, the MSM will try to lure people back to their homes, closer to the danger, so that they can have "Trumps Katrina".
They will not be left high and dry with a storm boner and no footage of Trumps Katrina.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 07:16 AM (9dzlp)
Posted by: wing at September 13, 2018 07:16 AM (JFzNN)
Posted by: CNN at September 13, 2018 07:17 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 07:09 AM (Ri0Ku)
I lived in the ATL for 7 years, we had double waffle corners.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 07:11 AM (l0mIQ)
Hope everyone is safe.
Don't let your guard down.
12 / 18 / 24 hours under cat 2 conditions might be rougher than 10 / 12 under cat 3.
Posted by: dDan at September 13, 2018 07:18 AM (hwYmz)
"There is a crying need for a Waffle House in Tomah, WI.
Just sayin' ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez"
You cannot have one unless you can find waitresses that can say "What can I get you honey"? with a thick southern drawl.
Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 07:18 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: wing at September 13, 2018 07:19 AM (JFzNN)
You hang in there! Thanks for letting us know.
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 07:19 AM (MIg60)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:15 AM (m8J9w)
yes He cannot help himself! He is the smartest cocksucker in the room and knows everytang! Like a mexican Mclame.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:19 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:19 AM (oVJmc)
Where's the guy who does the 'propaganda parrot'?
* squawk 'Trumps Katrina' squawk 'Trumps Katrina' *
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:20 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 06:57 AM (8ikIW)
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And from what I've read, it's expected to be Cat 1 by the time it makes landfall.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
What? I thought those super warm gulf stream waters were going to turn it into a CAT5 monster.
Posted by: Jean at September 13, 2018 07:21 AM (j0Mw7)
Posted by: Picric at September 13, 2018 07:21 AM (nonGu)
They will not be left high and dry with a storm boner and no footage of Trumps Katrina.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 13, 2018 07:16 AM (9dzlp)
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I highly doubt they would go on record with this.
That said, if the few idiots that still listen to them follow their advice, then may Darwin rule the day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 07:21 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 07:13 AM
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What do you call Christy Creme?
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 07:22 AM (Ri0Ku)
If Florence weakens, it shows Republicans are losing their mojo. Every molecule of carbon dioxide and every drop of rain is due to the GOP.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 07:23 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
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Superstorm Sandy was a Cat 1. And it was devastating.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 07:24 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 07:24 AM (3HNOQ)
Jamie Dimon has become Twitter food for PDT. Read it and weep Jamie
Posted by: Tuna at September 13, 2018 07:24 AM (jm1YL)
The problem with banker Jamie Dimon running for President is that he doesn't have the aptitude or "smarts" & is a poor public speaker & nervous mess - otherwise he is wonderful. I've made a lot of bankers, and others, look much smarter than they are with my great economic policy!
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:24 AM (8ikIW)
Carolina coastal surface water temperatures ten degrees colder than yesterday.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaelgfvx
rutgers.edu
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 07:25 AM (I9Sw7)
I'll start calling the hospitals. Who'll take the police departments?
Posted by: Moms Everywhere at September 13, 2018 07:26 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: IrishEi
So another fish hatchery will be funded in Alaska to help with the east coasts recovery.
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:26 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 07:27 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
He also was the man who put the bomp in the bomp sha bomp sha bomp
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:30 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2018 07:30 AM (Hb/ve)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:30 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 07:27 AM (AllCR)
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CEO JPM Chase. Has been throughout the wipeout and everything else.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 07:31 AM (I16G8)
A year after Puerto Rico, the Trump administration is preparing for a test of its ability to do better during Hurricane Florence. [Read the story]
Don't bother to read the story, its behind their firewall, I think. Bet they don't think he did any better. Millions without power, Trump is doing nothing but screaming at all the WH people.
Posted by: colin at September 13, 2018 07:31 AM (alIlP)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 13, 2018 07:31 AM (Hb/ve)
A year after Puerto Rico, the Trump administration is preparing for a
test of its ability to do better during Hurricane Florence. [Read the
story]
Failure is Puerto Rico is Puerto Rico's.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:32 AM (oVJmc)
Holy moly! I worked at the MacDonald's in Tomah in high school!
They should take out the Starbucks and put Waffle House there instead.
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 13, 2018 07:32 AM (kZUVU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:33 AM (oVJmc)
Eyes on target.
Posted by: Picric at September 13, 2018 07:33 AM (nonGu)
Don't bother to read the story, its behind their firewall, I think. Bet they don't think he did any better. Millions without power, Trump is doing nothing but screaming at all the WH people.
Posted by: colin at September 13, 2018 07:31 AM (alIlP)
All the assholes who bitch and moan about the PR relief effort forget 2 things
1) PR was and ia run by a corrupt and incompetent left wing democratic mafia who stole and mismanaged PR from way before Maria
2) and also tell those fucks there is a huge difference between PR and the Continental USA, it's call the FUCKIN ATLANTIC OCCEAN.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:34 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: colin at September 13, 2018 07:31 AM (alIlP)
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Huge stockpile of bottled water discovered very recently on the docks in San Juan, laid in by the Trump Admin., and left to waste so the Mayor could score political points.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 07:35 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2018 07:35 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 07:36 AM (58Au8)
With 2-4 feet of rainfall predicted, flooding and fallen trees are going to be catastrophic.
Prayers for those that are going to be impacted from the storm.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 07:37 AM (kT3/m)
Ya, Gulf Stream is still showing warm, but one map is in Lat/Long, and the other is Coastal Cities and it is difficult to relate one to the other.
One of the latest eye-wall images showed a distortion in the shape of the eye-wall like it was about to collapse.
Eye of the storm still not expected to make landfall for another 24-36 hours.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 07:39 AM (I9Sw7)
They should take out the Starbucks and put Waffle House there instead.
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at September 13, 2018 07:32 AM (kZUVU)"
From your mouth (keyboard) to His ears !
Glory !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 07:39 AM (58Au8)
I remember in 2011, NJ got hit with a freak snowstorm on Halloween, the trees were still heavy with leaves and the number of treetops and limbs that fell were incredible.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 07:39 AM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:30 AM
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Yeah, but they don't give you paper hats.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 07:40 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:42 AM (8ikIW)
A guy in Minnesota (MINNESOTA!) has a column up in the local paper about how he can't sleep at night because of the hurricane.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 07:42 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Case, who ponders the neon Red Pegasus atop the Magnolia Building at September 13, 2018 07:42 AM (XWvgx)
What in hell is wrong with these Progtards?
Do they look at the presidency as an office for a omnipresent and omnipotent god?
We are talking FEMA! Yet another f'd up government agency composed of goldbricks, screw-ups, sloths, racketeers and sinecures all trying to coast until retirement, steal as much as they can, or harass and intimidate citizens.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 07:44 AM (boNFp)
Posted by: Konglin
Are tears involved too?
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:45 AM (8ikIW)
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It was a column about the weather, headlined about the Hurricane, with very little coverage of the hurricane.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 07:47 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 07:35 AM (I16G
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Yes, but did Trump personally hand them out?
I think not!
Posted by: MAGA at September 13, 2018 07:47 AM (6E4Mh)
anyway while I believe he was being rhetorical and grandiose, I think His constituents bought that hook line and stinker.
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 07:47 AM (dPd5y)
A guy in Minnesota (MINNESOTA!) has a column up in the local paper about how he can't sleep at night because of the hurricane.
Every day, a disaster is taking place somewhere in the world. Sucks for him.
Poor little snowflake, letting himself be manipulated by a sadistic, selfish media...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:48 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 07:49 AM (dPd5y)
In Virginia, after a Grateful Dead show at Hampton Roads. I don't remember much else.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 13, 2018 07:49 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 07:49 AM (kT3/m)
You are correct. Karl Rove had to hand over the keys to the Amazing Weather Machine which he previously used to direct Katrina. Barry knowing that his team would be in control promised to use the Weather Machine for All That Is Good And Holy by turning it into a fire machine that burned down half of east Texas.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 07:50 AM (boNFp)
Congratulations! I'm not your confessor but to think that your humor is rather clever does not demonstrate overweening pride, IMO.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 07:50 AM (AllCR)
agency composed of goldbricks, screw-ups, sloths, racketeers and
sinecures all trying to coast until retirement, steal as much as they
can, or harass and intimidate citizens.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 07:44 AM (boNFp)
Probably about 10 years ago we had serious flooding in the Catskills in NYS. After a year or so, FEMA brought in at least a couple dozen trailers and parked them in an open field near the river. Needless to say they sat there until the wheels rusted out and the tires were stolen. Probably scrapped after a few more years....But FEMA said we are just getting prepared...for what?
Posted by: colin at September 13, 2018 07:50 AM (alIlP)
Posted by: willow at September 13, 2018 07:50 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Case, who ponders the neon Red Pegasus atop the Magnolia Building at September 13, 2018 07:51 AM (XWvgx)
James Brantley, 61, is the owner of Southeastern Provision and avoided paying $1.3 million in federal payroll taxes over the past 10 years as a result of hiring illegal immigrants, the Knoxville News Sentinel reported.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: m at September 13, 2018 07:52 AM (MIg60)
https://tinyurl.com/yaoec2fu
Posted by: Publius Redux at September 13, 2018 07:52 AM (mvvCm)
Slashdot which is supposedly news for nerds and has increasingly become another leftist hive mind, has no article or entry discussing the leaked Google video showing incredible bias and animosity toward Trump, his voters and conservatives in general.
Well I guess if you can't explain it away you simply do not discuss it.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 07:53 AM (kT3/m)
https://tinyurl.com/yaoec2fu
Posted by: Publius Redux
The link goes to a story about Cnut
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:54 AM (8ikIW)
Is this true? Is it Bullshit?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 07:54 AM (y0vGx)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 13, 2018 07:55 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 07:44 AM (boNFp)
FEMA is only as good as you local first responders. They can move massive amounts of goods real fast. How it move down to help people is a local problem.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:55 AM (oVJmc)
Is this true? Is it Bullshit?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 07:54 AM (y0vGx)
I think it is bullshit wiuth the huge discrpency is what seats are actually up
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 07:55 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:56 AM (JFO2v)
And frankly there should be a ban on "neoconservative". It seems to have degenerated into a completely useless term, as Orwell said of "fascism", it means little more than "something not desirable." (And Goldberg is actually a half-hearted libertarian, which he describes as "fusionist" in an act of historical legerdemain.)
I'm becoming much less confident about the long than the short term. Right wing thought is collapsing into incoherence. They're either selling out completely, or moving to a new left-ish repudiation of reason itself.
OTOH, I'm starting to be a bit more hopeful about this November. I suspect we are, right now, at about the bottom of our support. Unless, of course, GOP campaign consultants can figure a way to throw everything away, which is always possible. I sometimes suspect we'd be better off with MORE Grahams if we could, in exchange, get rid of the Roves.
Posted by: George LeS at September 13, 2018 07:56 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Commissioner Gordon at September 13, 2018 07:57 AM (CDETr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 13, 2018 07:55 AM (mQ0Mc)
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Big Joe is the man to watch/listen to. Most accurate out there.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 13, 2018 07:57 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 07:58 AM (6qErC)
Is this true? Is it Bullshit?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 07:54 AM (y0vGx)
There are 35 races with 26 dems. So a 50 50 toss up would mean they lose 9 or 10. 10 are running in Trump won states.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 07:58 AM (JFO2v)
http://tinyurl.com/y8emz5lj
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Ahhhh. Got it. Thank you
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 07:58 AM (8ikIW)
Use the force, Cnut!
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 07:58 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 13, 2018 07:59 AM (y0vGx)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:00 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 08:00 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 08:00 AM (8ikIW)
Is this true? Is it Bullshit?
The math for the Senate to flip is extreme. It always has been.
There is no massive shift to the Democrats, this is all based on turnout projections, and we know how much pie-in-the-sky that entails.
So, yes, Bullshit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 08:01 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:01 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 08:01 AM (oVJmc)
Cnut is pronounced Cnewt. I'm pretty sure I heard it that way.
Otherwise, they would spell it Knute and Knewt.
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 08:01 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 08:02 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:02 AM (6qErC)
I'm becoming much less confident about the long than the short term.
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The point remains, if the school systems, from kindygarden to college, do not get recalibrated, none of these short term wins will matter. Couple that with the continued free-for-all for illegals at the border and we're cooked. There's no doubt about it.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 13, 2018 08:02 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 08:03 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 08:03 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:04 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 08:04 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall
Or his day to run the Weather Machine
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 08:04 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 08:03 AM (I9Sw7)
I hope that cohen guy is not his attorney
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 08:05 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:05 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 08:04 AM
~~~~~
Doubt I'll live long enough to see another Trump, but I wouldn't mind someone like Jim Jordan.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 08:05 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at September 13, 2018 08:02 AM (mQ0Mc)
impossible! public schools are dead. no way to fix or change.
any system that uses guns to collect money and then uses the same guns to force children into buildings will always fail.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 08:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:06 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 13, 2018 08:06 AM (wldC6)
The problem with banker Jamie Dimon running for President is that he doesn't have the aptitude or "smarts" & is a poor public speaker & nervous mess - otherwise he is wonderful. I've made a lot of bankers, and others, look much smarter than they are with my great economic policy!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 08:06 AM (CE6iV)
Which is 2600 too many. Its hard for me to believe that bureaucrats in DC can understand hurricanes in FL or TX and wildfires in CA and AZ better than the state governments.
What happens is we end up with freezers filled with bags of ice for years, and trailers sunk in mud in Arkansas - helping no one except those who were paid lavishly to provide the stuff.
Walmart, HEB stores and the Cajun navy were more responsive than FEMA.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at September 13, 2018 08:07 AM (boNFp)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:05 AM (6qErC)
is that a euphemism?
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 08:07 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 13, 2018 08:07 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: JAS at September 13, 2018 08:04 AM (3HNOQ)
Probably someone unexpected, like DJT has been. With any luck we won't have to endure a bunch of GOPe faves to fuck things up.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 13, 2018 08:07 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 13, 2018 08:08 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 08:08 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Hey, what's this button for??
..JJ...
Posted by: Bruce at September 13, 2018 08:08 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 13, 2018 08:09 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: creeper at September 13, 2018 08:09 AM (l0mIQ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:09 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Konglin, Webster, and Grendall at September 13, 2018 08:09 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 13, 2018 08:09 AM (Ri0Ku)
The election of Trump was a black swan event, and you have to believe that both parties are going to move to make sure nothing like that happens again.
He's also a once in a generation politician and personality with to Reagans charisma but with LBJ's combativeness, truly unique.
There is simply no one to replace him on the political scene because he is a truly unique individual and personality.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 08:10 AM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Ripley at September 13, 2018 08:10 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 13, 2018 08:07 AM
It's more of a dog whistle.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 13, 2018 08:10 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2018 08:13 AM (S7y6x)
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