More Yale Freshman Identify as LGBT Than As Conservative

This is a survey conducted by the school's paper, and I imagine that biases it, but still.

Queer freshmen greatly outnumber conservatives at the university, according to a survey

A Yale Daily News survey of freshmen students at that university found that more students of the class of 2022 identify on the LGBTQ spectrum than as conservative, and that queer freshmen even outnumber other sizable demographics in the class, such as Protestants and Catholics.

The paper's survey, the results of which are composed of 864 respondents, or just over one-half of the freshman class, found that only nine percent of respondents identified as "somewhat conservative," with one percent identifying as "very conservative."

LGBTQ respondents, on the other hand, greatly outnumberd conservatives in total: According to the survey, "nearly 5 percent [of respondents] identify as gay and just over 9 percent as bisexual or transsexual. Three percent opted not to answer, and the remaining 8 percent identified as asexual, ace spectrum or questioning their sexual orientation."

Obviously, there are a lot of leftwingers:

"Nearly three-fourths" of surveyed students identified as liberal, with thirty percent identifying as "very liberal."

Oh, and as for "ace spectrum:" First of all, don't make that a meme. That's not funny. That's just hurtful.

It apparently refers to some kind of partial asexuality which used to just be called "being a chick."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:28 PM




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1 LGBT? With or without front-hole?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (5jVnA)

2 Hahahaha!

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (4rZ+e)

3 Well good. I hope they do not procreate and eventually just die off.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (a0IVu)

4 Bonesman suck cock.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (XcY4q)

5 Stupid immature punks are always liberal; sometimes they grow out of it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (y7DUB)

6 ace spectrum


I can't help it.
It's now a thing.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (Z48ZB)

7 110 Messenger Bag Owners Surveyed.

#1 one answer is on the Board...

Show me The Ace Spectrum!

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (4rZ+e)

8 Queer freshmen greatly outnumber conservatives at the university, according to a survey



Always have. It's Yale.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (rIQuo)

9 Whatever happened to "diversity'?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2018 01:31 PM (VpIIl)

10
'Ace spectrum'. I knew it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:31 PM (LOgQ4)

11 If the number 1 criteria for accepting incoming freshmen is whether or not they check "Yes" on the LGBT self identifier, then yeah, not a surprise they're going to outnumber everyone else on campus.

And so from now on a Diploma from Yale is going to be little more than a Degree in Faggotology.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:31 PM (k1TUh)

12 The Bush's are queer?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:31 PM (r9UYA)

13 Florence is a tranny.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 01:31 PM (HgMAr)

14 aaaaaaaaaaaa
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Posted by: ArthurK at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (AHElI)

15 Since Yale chooses whom to admit, the only thing shocking about this is that they accidentally admitted a conservative.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (Z48ZB)

16 Gray alien asexuality is called the ace spectrum?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (gPuuk)

17 Not surprising.

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (0+nbW)

18 A Yale man.

Posted by: Thurston Howell the Third at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (XcY4q)

19 I see Starbucks and Panera will be fully staffed for the next couple decades.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (datdl)

20 'Dear Yale Admissions Forum,


'I never thought this would happen to me, I mean I'd always been a bit of a Tomboy I guess?

'But, this Summer at Band Camp...'

Posted by: Yale Admissions Essay at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (4rZ+e)

21 Truth be told the amount of girls and young woman coming out as trans is just exploding. It's a mass sociogenic illness.

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (q177U)

22 Marco Rubio also.

Posted by: Thurston Howell the Third at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (XcY4q)

23 h, and as for "ace spectrum:" First of all, don't make that a meme. That's not funny. That's just hurtful.

It apparently refers to some kind of partial asexuality which used to just be called "being a chick."


Actually, "Ace Spectrum" is just the modern term for "loser who can't get laid."

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (c+2jX)

24 It apparently refers to some kind of partial asexuality which used to just be called "being a chick."

That wiki article was filled with so many words but didn't say anything intelligible.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (T71PA)

25 12 The Bush's are queer?"

Well that can't be, since GWB was never the kind of guy to just bend over and take it... oh wait....

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (k1TUh)

26 As a minority, college conservatives must be entitled to all kinds of special protections and quota positions.

Posted by: no? at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (sZRzw)

27 I'm sure Yale admissions is now conducting an investigation to determine how any conservatives were admitted.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

28 And these are the future leaders of our country...


God help us, we'll need it.

Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (NgKpN)

29 14 aaaaaaaaaaaa
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Posted by: ArthurK

Your Harvard material.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)

30 >> Florence is a tranny.

Yes, this business of assigning gender to hurricane is cis-normative hate speech.

We don't know how Florence identifies. Don't gender hurricanes!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (8O3HH)

31 When asked, I frequently identify as LGAYCOTQRDTZ or "other" just to F with the people who ask such ridiculous and personal questions.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (Z48ZB)

32 Willowed:
On a serious note, is that wild horse island in serious danger?
=============================
There are wild horses sprinkled all over the barrier islands of the east coast; the kin of survivors from Spanish shipwrecks. Assateague Isl. off of Maryland is the famous one, because the entire herd swim the sound every year. (It's a roundup, I think.) The island I was talking about previously, Ocracoke has a wild horse population on it as well.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (ty7RM)

33

Where have all the normal people gone?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (HaL55)

34 TRUE FACT :

If you look at Ace through a Prism, you see an Ewok in Rainbow Crocs.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (4rZ+e)

35 Hope you are feeling better Ace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (hyuyC)

36 Who will draw the poop swastikas?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (XcY4q)

37 'ace spectrum'....will now live in infamy.

Posted by: Tami at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (Enq6K)

38 Hey that could be a new Jim Carey movie - Ace Spectrum, Sexuality Dick.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (gPuuk)

39 OMG.
I clicked the "ace spectrum" link and found out they have a flag. They have a freaking flag.
Good Lord, this is insane.

When do we get fancy "scientific" labels and flags based on pizza preferences?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (0jtPF)

40

EM MAAT MONE SEE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (7AQC5)

41 Liberal = I like free man.

Very liberal = I like a lot of free money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)

42 I suspect that admissions policy is designed to get this result.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (mCMQ5)

43 I bet Yale's biggest major is now Gender Studies or something like that.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (VpIIl)

44 Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (HgMAr)

45 LGBTQ respondents, on the other hand, greatly outnumberd conservatives
in total: According to the survey, "nearly 5 percent [of respondents]
identify as gay and just over 9 percent as bisexual or transsexual.

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I'm guessing the chicks were the driving factor. Even in boring state schools in the South I'd wager at least 25%+ would say "yes" when asked a leading question regarding whether they found another woman hot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (wkPQ8)

46 In Lux Loafers Veritas.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

47


Asexuals at Yale = fat chicks and skinny beta boys.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (Z48ZB)

48 The foam rises to the top.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (XcY4q)

49 Measles Sudden onset gender dysphoria outbreaks are common on college campuses as the incoming freshman class gathers from diverse geographical areas.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (m45I2)

50 I would have guessed that "ace spectrum" means you possess a variety of hard ware.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (UFyv9)

51 MUST....NOT...CREATE... ACE SEXUALITY...MEME....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (bcbK8)

52 Heh. Dougheyed poofters getting "high" education.

Yes, lets keep pumping pharmaceuticals into our children and call this "the future."

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (F4u7C)

53 Put 'em in Yale and throw away the key!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (m45I2)

54 31 When asked, I frequently identify as LGAYCOTQRDTZ or "other" just to F with the people who ask such ridiculous and personal questions.
Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (Z48ZB)

If I'm asked about Race? I put down 'Human'.

If I'm asked Ethnicity? I put down 'other' American.


Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

55 Ah, a new hunting ground!

Posted by: Super Gonorrhea at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (vg8iE)

56 Even Ace is not Ace Spectrum. It's not as cool as being gay!

Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (8+mlk)

57
31 When asked, I frequently identify as LGAYCOTQRDTZ or "other" just to F with the people who ask such ridiculous and personal questions.
Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (Z48ZB)

ID as Cracker-American and see what happens.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (e1mEI)

58 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

They have survive hundreds in the past. I'm pretty sure they will make it through this one just fine.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)

59 They're Methodists so who is surprised?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (2LelM)

60 So I like women. And lesbians like women.

So am I a lesbian in a male body?

I actually asked this question during a "roughing the candidate" session with our very straight arrow City Commissioner candidate.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (hyuyC)

61 Is Soy Sexual a category?

Because I'm pretty sure that covers 90-95 percent of this population at minimum.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (datdl)

62 27 I'm sure Yale admissions is now conducting an investigation to determine how any conservatives were admitted.
________________

No investigation needed. We know how they were admitted. They pretended to be leftists on their application forms. Just like they'll have to pretend to agree with their leftist professors in class in order to get a decent grade.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (fqUgw)

63 Jim Carey - Ace Rectrum

Posted by: Flatville Bill at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (rJN3l)

64 Yes, this business of assigning gender to hurricane is cis-normative hate speech.

We don't know how Florence identifies. Don't gender hurricanes!
Posted by: publius


Doesn't matter how Flo identifies.
That picture last thread showed all.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (rIQuo)

65 No surprise here. College students have always been full of shit. At least some will grow out of it. I think the difference today is that more are staying stupid.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (+lVUW)

66 almost 10% 1 wonder how many are just LUGs?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (JFO2v)

67 I imagine Yale gives preference to LGBTQ applicants. Also, note that they compile "bisexual" and "transgender" into the same group, even though they are completely different mental disorders. Makes the percentage of trans seem much bigger than the fringe it is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (dNzKv)

68
old and busted: Ivy League
new hotness: Soy League

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (786Ro)

69
Where is this on the spectrum? Three-way polyamory, "throuple". They're gonna have another baby:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6158869

Dude looks pleased with himself. I don't know, two mothers-in-law would be hell.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (8O3HH)

70 Went to the link.

WTF did I just read?

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (F4u7C)

71 The really disturbing part about this gender fluidity idea, is that it is being introduced earlier and earlier in the public ed. system. And, little kids are making decisions that will wildly change the outcomes of their lives.
It's sick and twisted, and another assault on our culture.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (ty7RM)

72 the respondents don't trust the polling to remain anonymous, and KNOW that being conservative can lower one's grade a full letter, but being LGBTY increases the grade by a letter.

on campuses, conservatives must stay in the closet.Abandon all hope, ye who enter there.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 12, 2018 01:38 PM (Cus5s)

73 Jim Carey - Ace Rectrum
Posted by: Flatville Bill



Ace wrecked 'em? I didn't even know he knew him!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:38 PM (rIQuo)

74 Liberal = I like free man.

Very liberal = I like a lot of free money.


Better, IMHO:

VL = I like free, man.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 12, 2018 01:38 PM (81OU+)

75 Shouldn't that be "Freshpersons"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 01:38 PM (+y/Ru)

76 Where have all the normal people gone?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (HaL55)


Long time passing?
Where have all the normals gone
Long long time, ago...

Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 01:38 PM (NgKpN)

77 I looked at the Ace Spectrum on Wiki and still couldn't understand what any of it meant. SJW feminazis are word salad fanatics.

I'm so confused. Maybe that means I'm consexual? Fusexual? Oh, I'm "Q", questioning.

?

Posted by: someone random at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (6FY0P)

78 It's no surprise. This is a generation who grew up with IKEA furniture so it's no wonder they don't know which slot Tab A goes into.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (m45I2)

79 The really disturbing part about this gender fluidity idea, is that it is being introduced earlier and earlier in the public ed. system. And, little kids are making decisions that will wildly change the outcomes of their lives.
It's sick and twisted, and another assault on our culture.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin



It's clearing the field for my grandson.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (rIQuo)

80 You can't really get a feel for an era when you are in the midst of it. It's only in hindsight that history can be judged well, IMHO. We are living in a culture that is deeply, deeply sick.

This is a repost, it's a video form the Youtube channel Black Pilled. It talks about the language the left uses in its messaging, but it's also a brief overview on how off the rails society has gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc2Ty5o-0LQ

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (q177U)

81 College Girls identifying as Bi-Sexual?


Well, I never!

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (4rZ+e)

82 >>Oh, and as for "ace spectrum:" First of all, don't make that a meme. That's not funny. That's just hurtful.

Good luck with that.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (/tuJf)

83 Ace Spectrum = Inability to drill.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (/0IRq)

84 I looked at the Ace Spectrum on Wiki and still couldn't understand what any of it meant. SJW feminazis are word salad fanatics.

I'm so confused. Maybe that means I'm consexual? Fusexual? Oh, I'm "Q", questioning.

?
Posted by: someone random at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (6FY0P)


I am curious yellow.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (T71PA)

85 I didn't identify as "conservative" when I was in college, either. That took a year or so in the real world.

Though I only had one classmate (engineering) who was identifiable as LBGmoarletters, back then. I can't imagine what a pride parade campuses must look like today.

Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (P1f+c)

86 I'm inclined to think that the majority of college students are queer-not in any sexual identity sense-but just odd, weird and indoctrinated. A lot of them are teens or post teens-which is a pretty weird group anyway. Their brains haven't even matured yet. I know. I have an 18 year old.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (AllCR)

87 80 foot waves. Hang ten.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (XcY4q)

88 >>64
Yes, this business of assigning gender to hurricane is cis-normative hate speech.



We don't know how Florence identifies. Don't gender hurricanes!

Posted by: publius


Use car names. Hurricane Pacer.


Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (r9UYA)

89 Someone flush the toilet, Yale is done.

Posted by: Sandman is an ahole at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (9FBVt)

90 LGBTQ respondents, on the other hand, greatly outnumberd conservatives

in total: According to the survey, "nearly 5 percent [of respondents]

identify as gay and just over 9 percent as bisexual or transsexual.

---

Also:

It's neat how the gays are still considered the minority and the protected group on campus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (wkPQ8)

91 Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (HgMAr)

No wonder I haven't hears "I'd Love to Change the World" by Ten Years After on the radio in a long time....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (NFEMn)

92 That's an awful lot of sexual spectrums for people that I'm pretty sure aren't getting laid.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (datdl)

93 First person who uses 'campi' as the plural of campus gest a punch in the nose.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (m45I2)

94 Hurricane Aztek?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (gPuuk)

95 Well, if you're LGBT, you have an easy topic for one of those essays where you get to say how you "Overcame adversity" or whatever stupid tripe. If you tried to do that by saying you were conservative, your application would be sent straight to the circular file.

So really, Yale has an Institutional Bias in favor of certain privileged classes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 12, 2018 01:41 PM (KUaJL)

96 It's all propaganda. Tell these sheep that the alphabet nuts are crazy, evil, and not cool, and the numbers drop to nothing.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 12, 2018 01:41 PM (KZqWD)

97 As many of you know, I am a proud Yale graduate! Not a faggot though! And I can say that because the faggots know how much I love them! As an aside, I also served in Vietnam!

Posted by: John Fn Kerry at September 12, 2018 01:41 PM (jDF8P)

98 Overcome divershitty.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:41 PM (XcY4q)

99 Hurricane Ghia?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:41 PM (r9UYA)

100
I can identify with being less then totally consumed with sexuality when I was in that age bracket. I was into making money, buying new cars, a new boat, apartment, furniture, camera gear, and things... lots of things.

If I wasn't getting a Bo Derek level '10' I just wasn't interested.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:41 PM (LOgQ4)

101 Rapid Onset Gender Disphoria tends to break out in clusters.

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (q177U)

102 93
First person who uses 'campi' as the plural of campus gest a punch in the nose.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (m45I2)

Nowadays, with all this gender fluidity nonsense, it's "campae"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (8iiMU)

103 No wonder I haven't hears "I'd Love to Change the World" by Ten Years After on the radio in a long time....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (NFEMn)


It is even more relevant today than it was bavk in the day.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (T71PA)

104 hmm. This must be where the shared solo comes into play.

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (ANJe6)

105 Florence has a center hole, exposed for all to see.
Planes have flown into it ... they say it is beautiful.
apparently xe is in transition.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (Cus5s)

106 Q: Where did you get your education?

A: Four years at Yale.

Q: And for the record, what is your name?

A: Yimmy Yohanson!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (m45I2)

107 Also, note that they compile "bisexual" and "transgender" into the same group,

---

It's like how the FBI classifies Hispanic criminals as white, but separates them into their own group in the victim column for the same crimes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (wkPQ8)

108 I actually asked this question during a "roughing the candidate" session with our very straight arrow City Commissioner candidate.
Posted by: NaCly Dog



Please tell me that it required a field expedient bar-of-soap-in-a-sock sap?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (rIQuo)

109 Hurricane Rambler

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (gPuuk)

110 Have fun decorating Hell with ivy.

Posted by: bretzysdude at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (jDqdz)

111 incoming freshmen liberal? get out! that flies against everything we know about spoiled well connected brats doesn't it?

Posted by: DanMan at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (QMG5F)

112 ONE damn potty break today costs me top 100? what the heck are we talking about? didn't look like a movie review...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (8D42x)

113 Was there anything in that survey about too many Asians and not enough "real non-whites"?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (+lVUW)

114 The love that dare not speak it's name now won't shut the fuck up.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

115 I always did think Yalies talked like a fag and their shit was all retarded.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (2DOZq)

116

It's no surprise. This is a generation who grew up with IKEA furniture so it's no wonder they don't know which slot Tab A goes into.


Apparently, the concept of mating parts is no longer taught. Or even acknowledged, looks like.


Everything is an interference fit these days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (HaL55)

117 Where have all the normal people gone?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (HaL55)


Long time passing?
Where have all the normals gone
Long long time, ago...

-
Gone to spectrum every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

118 Hurricane Edsel

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (r9UYA)

119 On a serious note, is that wild horse island in serious danger?

Saw a response from the Park Service I think about this very question. Their answer was, essentially, the horses know how to take care of themselves.

So they have a leg (or two, I guess) up on people, it appears.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (Z5y53)

120 >>95 Well, if you're LGBT, you have an easy topic for one of those essays where you get to say how you "Overcame adversity" Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 12, 2018 01:41 PM (KUaJL)

Conversion Narratives 101, TTh. 0900-1015.

Three credits. Lab counts as one credit.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)

121
It is even more relevant today than it was bavk in the day.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (T71PA)

I always thought that was a cool song no matter what the lyrics say. That guitar sound is awesome.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (NFEMn)

122 rickb223

Consensual. Verbal. Training.

He still lost, because he was a much better candidate, but not corrupt.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (hyuyC)

123 And they wonder why Tucker Carlson is asking about how well Diversity is working out for America.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (F4u7C)

124 Willowed and I'm hoping for some knowledge

I realize this is sort of a dumb question, but didn't Hurricane Lane just hit Hawaii? Now we're back to "F" in the alphabet? I assume they're named as they're spotted and Florence was spotted first, but how often do storms hit land that far out of order, and what causes that?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (uquGJ)

125 Ace Spectrum = Inability to drill.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (/0IRq)
............

I knew it must have something to do with hardware.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (HgMAr)

126 >> So am I a lesbian in a male body?

You're way behind the curve. Translesbians are a thing now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg7A8YPIXeo

That video is sponsored by Dollar Shave Club. For real.

Here xe is explaining how genital preferences are transphobic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5GYlZKfBmI

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (8O3HH)

127 I do not identify as one thing or another.

I AM something.

The word identify is just lazy thinking and sloppy language that is intended to be vague.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (Uiz/V)

128 But seriously, "Ace Spectrum" is just modern psychobabble for people who have low sex drive, or who are so uncharismatic or unattractive that they have next to zero chance of ever hooking up with anyone, so resign themselves to a sexless life, even if they still have a sex drive inside.

A substantial portion of the population has always been this way -- the probably accurate "80/20 rule" states that 20% of the population has 80% of the sex (i.e. the alpha males are promiscuous, and hot chicks generally have no problem finding mates), while the remaining 80% of the population has only 20% of the sex. Of that 80%, the bottom third, say, have REAL problems finding any kind of partner, ever. In some cases it really is because of "Low T" and consequent low sex drive, and in other cases it's because they are sexually confused about whether they've even gay or not, and in other cases it's just people who are extremely socially-awkward/weird-looking/dorky/autistic, and just can't easily find a partner, and so become resigned to an essentially sexless life.

Anyway, someone grouped all these people together into a new demographic, and invented the term "Ace Spectrum."

These newfangled pop-sociology psychobabble terms come and go pretty frequently. Only a few stick around long enough got become part of the language, It will likely be forgotten soon.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (c+2jX)

129 So Yale, do you know of any group who supports lesbianism more than straight white males?

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (wkPQ8)

130 >>114 The love that dare not speak it's name now won't shut the fuck up. Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (/tuJf)

Well said.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (Bdeb0)

131 First person who uses 'campi' as the plural of campus gest a punch in the nose.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM



I suggest using "campussies" as the plural

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (786Ro)

132 I can identify with being less then totally consumed with sexuality when I was in that age bracket. I was into making money, buying new cars, a new boat, apartment, furniture, camera gear, and things... lots of things.

If I wasn't getting a Bo Derek level '10' I just wasn't interested.


Posted by: Forgot My Nic


********


Forgot your nic? Could it be MooMoo?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (m45I2)

133 Horses were seen naulung plywood over their windows.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (XcY4q)

134 So where does this post fit on the Ace Spectrum?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (k1TUh)

135 No wonder Yale football sucks so bad.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (F4u7C)

136 I always thought that was a cool song no matter what the lyrics say. That guitar sound is awesome.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 01:43 PM (NFEMn)


Yeah, Alvin Lee (RIP) could play the guitar.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (T71PA)

137 >>But seriously, "Ace Spectrum" is just modern psychobabble for people who have low sex drive, or who are so uncharismatic or unattractive that they have next to zero chance of ever hooking up with anyone, so resign themselves to a sexless life, even if they still have a sex drive inside.

And just like that, a new HQ meme was born.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (/tuJf)

138 ace introduces us to "ace spectrum" and then asks us to not make it a meme.

Does he even read the comments?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (Z5y53)

139 *shakes head*

Humans are so weird, how did they ever get to the top of the food chain?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (gPuuk)

140 Ace Spectrum = Inability to drill.



Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (/0IRq)


---

Ace spectrum = marriage

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (wkPQ8)

141 and in other cases it's just people who are extremely socially-awkward/weird-looking/dorky/autistic, and just can't easily find a partner, and so become resigned to an essentially sexless life.

Anyway, someone grouped all these people together into a new demographic, and invented the term "Ace Spectrum."

These newfangled pop-sociology psychobabble terms come and go pretty frequently. Only a few stick around long enough got become part of the language, It will likely be forgotten soon.
Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (c+2jX)

So it's the PC way to for someone to identify as "incel"?

Sonofabitch. The incels actually wormed their way into protected class status.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (KUaJL)

142 ok, off topic time: don't know if anyone already posted this, but I saw earlier on Fox News that W Bush plans to campaign for Repubs in TX and FL.
Don't know if this is a good thing or not. One can see the Dem response already: "The guy who almost caused the Second Great Depression wants you to vote Republican!!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (UFyv9)

143 If you read closely you can see that it was conducted by the Harvard school paper.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (kfcYC)

144 The word identify is just lazy thinking and sloppy language that is intended to be vague.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (Uiz/V)

No kidding. Identify as something impressive, like Lord Humungous, Ruler of the Wastelands, or something like that.

You identify as a black woman wit a penis? Boring.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (5jVnA)

145 The 80% getting 20% ofthe sex are married....

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (mCMQ5)

146 Where have all the normal people gone?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


You found us! We're all right here on AoSHQ.

...just kidding. we're bots.

Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (P1f+c)

147 I assume they're named as they're spotted and Florence was spotted first, but how often do storms hit land that far out of order, and what causes that?

The names of hurricanes in the pacific are male and the atlantic are female. I thought.

Thus, different pools of names.

OT:
The breaking benjamin album Ember is really good.

Posted by: GMan at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (sxq57)

148 I realize this is sort of a dumb question, but didn't Hurricane Lane just hit Hawaii? Now we're back to "F" in the alphabet? I assume they're named as they're spotted and Florence was spotted first, but how often do storms hit land that far out of order, and what causes that?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (uquGJ)


They underestimated the impact of naming every drop of rainfall........

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (F4u7C)

149 Well with Yale and other schools, perhaps the new term should be Campussies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (gPuuk)

150 The accuracy of the survey is not as relevant as the results they intended to find.

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (hLRSq)

151 It apparently refers to some kind of partial asexuality which used to just be called "being a chick."


I "read" the Wikipedia entry, and what the f*** did I just read?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (ujg0T)

152 The 80% getting 20% ofthe sex are married....

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (mCMQ5)


---

Their husbands are going to be so pissed when they find out.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (wkPQ8)

153
Forgot your nic? Could it be MooMoo?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM


Nah, MooMoo would always brag about his money in the present tense. I can only reminisce. Of back when America was great.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (LOgQ4)

154 I assume if you're Ace Spectrum, you identify as "shelf-sexual"?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (jjaLl)

155 I AM ACE SPECTRACUS!

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (786Ro)

156 publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Yuck!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (hyuyC)

157 Ace Spectrum = Inability to drill.



Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 12, 2018 01:39 PM (/0IRq)

Nice!

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (2DOZq)

158 No kidding. Identify as something impressive, like Lord Humungous, Ruler of the Wastelands, or something like that.

You identify as a black woman wit a penis? Boring.
Posted by: flounderbot


Old hat. Already taken.
See Serena Williams & Michelle Obama.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (rIQuo)

159 ...just kidding. we're bots.
Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (P1f+c)


Beep boop boop beep bop.

Posted by: Mr.Crabbs at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (T71PA)

160 demisexual ... ?

Posted by: DXO at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (nzKWW)

161 I realize this is sort of a dumb question, but didn't Hurricane Lane just hit Hawaii? Now we're back to "F" in the alphabet? I assume they're named as they're spotted and Florence was spotted first, but how often do storms hit land that far out of order, and what causes that?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (uquGJ)


Different name sequences in different oceans.

They used to call Pacific hurricanes typhoons, but that is rayciss or something.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (Z5y53)

162 How many Yalies are ace-curious?

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (786Ro)

163 Steffy's looking pretty hot in her jet black lingerie and push-up bra, talking to Hope on "The Bold and the Beautiful".

This conversation has been going on for two days, LOL.



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (8iiMU)

164 Or maybe people don't want to have sex because all of this hassle

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/307256/

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (mCMQ5)

165 Ace Spectrum = 6 chan

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (rIQuo)

166 First person who uses 'campi' as the plural of campus gest a punch in the nose.

Posted by: Muldoon


So that punch in the nose would be a fait accampi?

Posted by: mikeski at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (P1f+c)

167 Inability to drill.


--

Ha. I just re-read it and got it. Well done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (wkPQ8)

168 Ace's is the place with the Helpless Ace Spectrum Man!

Posted by: Joey Heatherton at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (DZOpY)

169 Their husbands are going to be so pissed when they find out.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (wkPQ


Yeah...If I find out that my wife is having sex with someone else, that won't end well....

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (F4u7C)

170 A substantial portion of the population has always been this way -- the probably accurate "80/20 rule" states that 20% of the population has 80% of the sex (i.e. the alpha males are promiscuous, and hot chicks generally have no problem finding mates), while the remaining 80% of the population has only 20% of the sex. Of that 80%, the bottom third, say, have REAL problems finding any kind of partner, ever. In some cases it really is because of "Low T" and consequent low sex drive, and in other cases it's because they are sexually confused about whether they've even gay or not, and in other cases it's just people who are extremely socially-awkward/weird-looking/dorky/autistic, and just can't easily find a partner, and so become resigned to an essentially sexless life.
------------------------------------------------

Sounds plausible and scientific until you realize that a couple slivers of the population ---ghetto rats and homosexual men--probably get 90% of that "alpha" 80% of the sex.
There are millions of couples in essentially sexless marriages and there are some people who can't catch a break....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (NFEMn)

171 Atlantic hurricanes are now of both genders. Hurricane Andrew anyone?

With satellites we are seeing more storms than just 50 years ago when it was ships reporting low pressure systems at sea.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (gPuuk)

172
Ace Spectrum test:

Boards, brackets, drill. Put up some shelves.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (BWL+E)

173 *shakes head*

Humans are so weird, how did they ever get to the top of the food chain?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM


We beg to differ.

Posted by: Great White Sharks and Bears at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (LOgQ4)

174 Nah, MooMoo would always brag about his money in the present tense. I can only reminisce. Of back when America was great.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic


******

Good point. I was just trying to jog your memory.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (m45I2)

175
We don't know how Florence identifies. Don't gender hurricanes!


Posted by: publius



Use car names. Hurricane Pacer.





Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018

*
*
I approve of this idea. We'll be fine as long as we stick to old reliables like Hurricane Falcon and Hurricane Impala.

What happens, though, when we get to Hurricane 420SEL?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (/ZWeB)

176
Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (HgMAr)

No wonder I haven't hears "I'd Love to Change the World" by Ten Years After on the radio in a long time....
Posted by: JoeF


They also said:

Tax the rich, feed the poor, till there are no rich no more

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (IqV8l)

177 Ace Spectrum = Powertoolphobic

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (F4u7C)

178 I dare y'all.

Posted by: Hurricane Carter at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (2DOZq)

179 so if I claim "Ace Spectrum Disorder" does that mean I get extra time for my boards?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)

180 I'm inclined to agree with the poster-whose name I don't recall-who said something like "I think we should just stick 'em in the closet (again not a sexual identity closet, just the place where you hang coats) until they're in their late twenties, their brains have matured and they're out of the house and have a job. Person who said that must have been a mom or dad. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (AllCR)

181 isn't every college freshwoman just bisexual in waiting?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (PNcou)

182 As short as five years ago, none of this crap even existed in 99.9% of people's thoughts.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (7HtZB)

183 First person who uses 'campi' as the plural of campus gest a punch in the nose.



Posted by: Muldoon




I believe it's actually spelled "campii"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (jjaLl)

184
Yeah...If I find out that my wife is having sex with someone else, that won't end well....
Posted by: Sponge

In my case I would die of a shock inducted heart attack.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (Bdeb0)

185 Everywhere is freaks and hairies
Dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity
Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (HgMAr)

No wonder I haven't hears "I'd Love to Change the World" by Ten Years After on the radio in a long time....
Posted by: JoeF

They also said:

Tax the rich, feed the poor, till there are no rich no more
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 01:49 PM (IqV8l

Did a young Rush Limbaugh write the lyrics?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (NFEMn)

186 ace spectrum


I can't help it.
It's now a thing.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (Z48ZB)


It sounds like the MacGuffin in a Bond movie.

"007, Blofeld has the Ace Spectrum in his hands! It's up to you to save the world before he transforms humanity into a race of gibbering Ewoks!"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (kqsXK)

187 I blame parents and the pharmaceutical industry.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (F4u7C)

188 Hurricane WRX

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (gPuuk)

189
Now that the US has caught up with the rest of the world (*snort*) and allowed same-sex marriage, what percentage of gays and lesbians are now married? I mean, I was told that nothing but nothing was more important than this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (BWL+E)

190 Evidence that sexual preference is taught and not just biologically ingrained?

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (p0nVR)

191 If we had universities, we would not have these problems.

Posted by: ISIS Ambassador Ishmail Mohammed at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (CGz5E)

192 Yeah...If I find out that my wife is having sex with someone else, that won't end well....

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (F4u7C)


---

"We've got good news and bad news."
"What's the good news?"
"Well, it turns out your wife still has at least an occasional interest in having sex..."

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (wkPQ8)

193 not gonna go there.

I'm just taking that 'ace spectrum' thing and shelving it right now.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (PNcou)

194 until they're in their late twenties, their brains
have matured and they're out of the house and have a job. Person who
said that must have been a mom or dad. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 01:50 PM (AllCR)

My theory is that everyone is messed up until they are 25.
And then, only about half of them have their act together.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (8iiMU)

195 In somewhat related news, Evergreen College freshmen enrollment is down 50%.

Nobody seems to know the reason why.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (/tuJf)

196 I'm kind of surprised that wild, harmful, deviant sex was so much more popular than self-restraint, intelligent choices, and voting Republican among this new generation of college students.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (evFVP)

197 188
Hurricane WRX


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (gPuuk)

Hurricane Toronado.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (5jVnA)

198
Old and busted: Hurricane Hugo

New and shiny: Hurricane Yugo

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (BWL+E)

199 First person who uses 'campi' as the plural of campus gest a punch in the nose.

Posted by: Muldoon


I have visited many college campi.

Put up yer dukes.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (T71PA)

200 Yale stands for Youth Agression Learned Eventually. I'm reminded of the Norm McDonald stand up routine regarding sexual experimentation of any curiosity towards gay sex. Too funny.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (yNyJy)

201 So it's the PC way to for someone to identify as "incel"?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously


Yup, "Incel" and "Ace Spectrum" very closely overlap.

I think the difference is that "Incel"s are angry and resentful about their involuntary sexless life, whereas most "Ace"s are passively resigned to their fate, without getting all worked up about it.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (c+2jX)

202 >> W Bush plans to campaign for Repubs in TX and FL.

Dubya should stay in Crawford and knock up Laura again. Then they can both celebrate the sacrament of PP together.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (r9UYA)

203 More trannies than gays...

...this pretty much proves that Tranny-ism is a Social Virus spreading through peer pressure.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (UnA8+)

204 181 isn't every college freshwoman just bisexual in waiting?
Posted by: buzzsaw90

At one time I did know 2 coed roommates that share everything. And I mean everything. Clothes, boyfriends, etc.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

205 What happens, though, when we get to Hurricane 420SEL?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


It'll cost us a lot of money.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (rIQuo)

206 93 First person who uses 'campi' as the plural of campus gest a punch in the nose.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:40 PM (m45I2)



Rush Limbaugh does that all the time. Do you really want to punch him? (Although I suspect he is making fun of said campuses).

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (ujg0T)

207 YUB NUB

Posted by: The Ace Spectrum at September 12, 2018 01:53 PM (4rZ+e)

208 "007, Blofeld has the Ace Spectrum in his hands! It's up to you to save the world before he transforms humanity into a race of gibbering Ewoks!"


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (kqsXK)


We'd neath a lot more flea collars.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get your Time-Share at Club Baffin Island! Climate Change Offer! at September 12, 2018 01:53 PM (hLRSq)

209 Neither the collegefix nor the original Yale article have finer grained breakdowns. How are these categories further broken down by gender, race, or national origin? For instance if the vast majority of those identifying as homo/bisexual were women, it would be less surprising and less concerning, as women have a more fluid sexuality. I'm sure Yale would like to give the impression that it's half male/half female, mostly white Americans in order to "prove" that America is being "fundamentally transformed". I'm not buying it until I see the breakdowns.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2018 01:53 PM (/qEW2)

210 194 My theory is that everyone is messed up until they are 25.
And then, only about half of them have their act together.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (8iiMU)

Come into money early enough, and you may NEVER have to get your act together.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

211 Hurricane Monte Carlo

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:53 PM (r9UYA)

212 Damn formatting!

That was supposed to be a graphic representation of the Range of The Ace Spectrum.

Which I assume goes from Yub to Nub.

Posted by: The Ace Spectrum at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (4rZ+e)

213 Hurricane K-Car?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (gPuuk)

214 So speaking of ace spectrum types, from the sidebar I see Jonah is at it again with his dumbness.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (PFy0L)

215

I'm really glad we are incentivizing this insane behavior.

Good on ya Barry Jugears!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (U1gA3)

216 Come into money early enough, and you may NEVER have to get your act together.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

True dat.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (8iiMU)

217

A substantial portion of the population has always been this way -- the probably accurate "80/20 rule" states that 20% of the population has 80% of the sex


That's referred to as the Pareto Principle. Jordan Peterson introduced me to it. It's also called the Matthew Principle (I think) since it seems to buttress the Biblical verse from Matthew 25:29. For to every one who has will more be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who has not, even what he has will be taken away.

It applies to a great number of things. Pretty interesting, IMO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (HaL55)

218 I would think the Diversity Uber Alles crowd would be greatly bothered by this. Of course, I would be wrong.

Posted by: steve walsh at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (M8pms)

219 86. Fenelon.
You are exactly right. The executive function of the prefrontal cortex isn't hooked up to the midbrain until about age 26. This is why kids make such bad decisions until mid '20's when they grow up. Car rental agencies typically won't rent a car to anyone under age 26 for that reason. Sadly, we let the idiot children vote, though.

Posted by: Drc at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (RUbKA)

220 190 Evidence that sexual preference is taught and not just biologically ingrained?
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (p0nVR)
------
Bingo!

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (yNyJy)

221 "We've got good news and bad news."
"What's the good news?"
"Well, it turns out your wife still has at least an occasional interest in having sex..."
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (wkPQ


Exactly.

Still interested and not in me means, pack yo' shit.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (F4u7C)

222 At one time I did know 2 coed roommates that share everything. And I mean everything. Clothes, boyfriends, etc.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

---

stds

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (PNcou)

223 LOVE WINS

Posted by: 2 x4 at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (4rZ+e)

224 Hurricane WRX

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM


There's an idea -- corporate sponsorships of hurricanes to fund FEMA.

'Hurricane Apple' is bearing down on the Outer Banks today.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (LOgQ4)

225 More people voted for Never-will-be-President Hillary than for President Trump, too.

Posted by: Roy at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (s0mEx)

226 I assume they're named as they're spotted and Florence was spotted first, but how often do storms hit land that far out of order, and what causes that?
The names of hurricanes in the pacific are male and the atlantic are female. I thought.
Thus, different pools of names.
Posted by: GMan at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (sxq57)

As soon as they reach tropical storm status, they're named. They have a list of names for the Atlantic and one for the Pacific. Both lists alternate male and female names. There's an Isaac right now in the Atlantic.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (MX7xj)

227 I think the difference is that "Incel"s are angry and resentful about their involuntary sexless life

But WHY are they sexless?

Aren't prostitutes still a thing? I mean, doesn't that mean that they're *voluntarily* sexless?

Posted by: GMan at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (sxq57)

228 Hurricane Bonneville

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (r9UYA)

229 ... we should just stick 'em in the closet...until they're...out of the house....


***********


I think I see the fatal flaw in this strategy.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (m45I2)

230 Use car names. Hurricane Pacer.

Posted by: Under Fire



Hurricane Edsel.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (rIQuo)

231 Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2018 01:48 PM (Z5y53)

After I posted the lightbulb went off re: separate oceans. I'm old enough to remember typhoons and I suspect the change to hurricane is what confused me.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (uquGJ)

232
How many of those identifying as LGBT are 1) white, upper-class urbanites and 2) Asians? Methinks far fewer in Category 2 have time for this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (BWL+E)

233 210
194 My theory is that everyone is messed up until they are 25.

And then, only about half of them have their act together.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (8iiMU)



Come into money early enough, and you may NEVER have to get your act together.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018

*
*
Based on my behavior from 18-28 as it was, if I'd had enough money to do and drink all the things I ever wanted, I'd have been dead or in an asylum by age 30.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (/ZWeB)

234 In somewhat related news, Evergreen College freshmen enrollment is down 50%.

Nobody seems to know the reason why.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (/tuJf)


If I read this post right, they are all at Yale now.

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (Z5y53)

235 220 190 Evidence that sexual preference is taught and not just biologically ingrained?
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 12, 2018 01:51 PM (p0nVR)
------
Bingo!
Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (yNyJy)

--

in 3rd grade

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (PNcou)

236 No wonder I haven't hears "I'd Love to Change the World" by Ten Years After on the radio in a long time....

Posted by: JoeF


HATE SPEECH

Posted by: Yale queers at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (HgMAr)

237

The Ace Spectrum

1 5 10


Paola's Bitch Man Purse Can't hang shelves

Posted by: From Concentrate at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (iKG6G)

238 or who are so uncharismatic or unattractive that they have next to zero chance of ever hooking up with anyone, so resign themselves to a sexless life, even if they still have a sex drive inside.


Or maybe, Zombie, they opt out of this sexual insanity altogether? And who could blame them?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (ujg0T)

239 In somewhat related news, Evergreen College freshmen enrollment is down 50%.

Nobody seems to know the reason why.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (/tuJf)


People who want to slide by smoking dope, eating pizza, and playing Frisbee do not like getting chased by howling mobs out for their blood.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (hLRSq)

240

Hurricane Hurricane

http://hurricane-motorsports.com/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (IqV8l)

241 >>'Hurricane Apple' is bearing down on the Outer Banks today.

Hurricane Ramses

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

242
128 But seriously, "Ace Spectrum" is just modern psychobabble for people who have low sex drive, or who are so uncharismatic or unattractive that they have next to zero chance of ever hooking up with anyone, so resign themselves to a sexless life

ah. so chicks + incel, then.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2018 01:57 PM (NmR1a)

243 "Yeah, Alvin Lee (RIP) could play the guitar."

A buddy dragged me kicking and screaming to a Golden Earring concert that had two opening acts. One of them was "Ten Years Later" that had Alvin Lee surrounded by a bunch of kids. He was still very good. That was probably in 1981 or so.

Posted by: DanMan at September 12, 2018 01:57 PM (QMG5F)

244 I think I see the fatal flaw in this strategy.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (m45I2)

Well, we could send them to somebody else's closet. not our own ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 01:57 PM (AllCR)

245 107---It's like how the FBI classifies Hispanic criminals as white.......
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:42 PM (wkPQ
----------------------
I've always wondered about that.
What do they do with the black Hispanics?
I guess if you're a black from the Dominican, you are classified as white, but if you're a black from Haiti, you are classified as black.
Beats me!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 01:57 PM (0jtPF)

246 I'm helping Dad catch the leaker with a lie detector helmet Alex Jones sold me for $25,000!

Posted by: Large Adult Son at September 12, 2018 01:57 PM (uNJ+5)

247 Hurricane Fiesta

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 01:57 PM (gPuuk)

248 Ain't nothing liberal about those fascists at Yale.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 12, 2018 01:57 PM (pw+jk)

249 So it's the PC way to for someone to identify as "incel"?

Sonofabitch. The incels actually wormed their way into protected class status.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 12, 2018 01:45 PM (KUaJL)



The incel men are still straight, however, so they will be always vilified.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 01:57 PM (ujg0T)

250 Hurricane Night Train

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (r9UYA)

251 181 isn't every college freshwoman just bisexual in waiting?
Posted by: buzzsaw90


At Mills College, an all-female private college in Oakland, the joke (dating way back to the '70s and ever since) has been that that the entire school was "LUG" -- which stands for "Lesbian Until Graduation."

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (c+2jX)

252 yeah, just you try giving me an A- for any course.

Lawsuits baby.

Posted by: Yale 'trannie' at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (PNcou)

253 It applies to a great number of things. Pretty interesting, IMO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:54 PM (HaL55)

It applies in engineering problem solving where 80% of the problems stem from 20% of the causes. Or said differently, you can achieve 80% of the benefit by focusing efforts on the 20%. The problems lie in accurately identifying the 20%, and then marshalling the resources effectively.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (5jVnA)

254 Hurricane Veyron has a ring.

Hurricane Shelby Mustang GT350? Rough to get out in a hurry.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (F4u7C)

255
29 14 aaaaaaaaaaaa
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sssssssssssssss
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cccccccccccccc
ttttttttttttttttt
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
uuuuuuuuuu
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted by: ArthurK

Your Harvard material.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (Bdeb0)






Only if his lips move when he types it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (eXA4G)

256 or who are so uncharismatic or unattractive that they have next to zero chance of ever hooking up with anyone, so resign themselves to a sexless life, even if they still have a sex drive inside.


They could pay for it if it were that big a deal. I suspect that it's just a way to denigrate awkward white men without being transparently misandrist/racist.

Posted by: GMan at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (sxq57)

257 Hurricane Typhoon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GMC_Typhoon

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (786Ro)

258 Willowed:
On a serious note, is that wild horse island in serious danger?
=============================
There are wild horses sprinkled all over the barrier islands of the east coast; the kin of survivors from Spanish shipwrecks. Assateague Isl. off of Maryland is the famous one, because the entire herd swim the sound every year. (It's a roundup, I think.) The island I was talking about previously, Ocracoke has a wild horse population on it as well.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (ty7RM)

Crap crap crap, I forgot about the horses. I loved horse books as a kid, one of my faves was Misty of Chincoteague. The idea of wild horses on the isles of Virginia fascinated me.

So many prayers to those in the hurricane's eye right now, including the horses!

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (hvf9s)

259 143 If you read closely you can see that it was conducted by the Harvard school paper.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 12, 2018 01:46 PM (kfcYC)

so the Journalism students at Yale, (Journalism being a Gay profession whose shit is all retarded) conducted a survey of their friends...

and found out a lot of their friends are Gay...


/scratches head...


Wonder why?

Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (NgKpN)

260 The Ace Spectrum

---

infrasexual to ultrakinky

Posted by: Yale 'trannie' at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (PNcou)

261
If you want to see the sad, self-defeating "incel" world, take a gander at "incel. me", their forum.

I read some of that shit (and that's what it is), but I couldn't take it. It's the most depressing, self-defeating bunch who wallow in their self-loathing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (8O3HH)

262 233 Based on my behavior from 18-28 as it was, if I'd had enough money to do and drink all the things I ever wanted, I'd have been dead or in an asylum by age 30.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 01:56 PM (/ZWeB)


It always kind of frustrated me when I'd see a bunch of early 20s IT/Automation dorks with their Gigantofuck SUVs and other expensive shit even though they were still acting like 12 year olds every time I had to be in social situations around them...

...and realizing that they'll NEVER have to stop acting like 12 year olds.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (UnA8+)

263 Hurricane Chevette.

Good for very little and has no power whatsoever.

Will likely rot away before it gets to shore.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (F4u7C)

264 That wiki article was filled with so many words but didn't say anything intelligible.

In that particular case, it's probably because you're not an idiot.

However, there are certainly subjects in Wikipedia that demonstrate a HUGE amount of ivory tower garbage. I've tried looking up Wiki articles on computer science and calculus in order to help me explain some very simple ideas to newbies.

Instead of clear and complete explanations, I found walls of indecipherable bullshit. Some wiki editors are so far up their own ass they'd have to travel for days to encounter fresh air.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (9qZ3S)

265 Hurricane Fairlane

Hurricane Malibu

Hurricane Sting Ray or Hurricane Corvette

Hurricane Imperial, Charger, Challenger, or Duster

Hurricane Electra 225 or Hurricane Starfire

I got a million of 'em!!!


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (/ZWeB)

266 Yale has a fabulous Drama dept.
Fabulous!

Posted by: navybrat, the lid is up at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (w7KSn)

267 Hurricane Fiesta
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

Hurricane Lamp

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

268
The problems lie in accurately identifying the 20%, and then marshalling the resources effectively.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner


Half of all money spent on advertising is wasted, but no one can tell which half.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (BWL+E)

269 Ultrakinky would be a Brony dressed as Twilight Sparkle being a Pony Grrl to San Fran's Inflated Scrotum Man.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (gPuuk)

270 Aren't prostitutes still a thing?

Yes. It doesn't mean you want them for a sex partner, however.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (kqsXK)

271 Imagine the Halloween frat parties.

Posted by: Big Dog at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (ozqx7)

272 Hurricane Zephyr.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (e1mEI)

273 Does Janice Dean ever get tired of talking in exclamation points?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (m45I2)

274 It doesn't mean you want them for a sex partner, however.
Well, yeah, but still...
It *does* make the "involuntary" part of "incel" a lie.

You're not involuntarily celibate. You just have standards you won't dip below...

Posted by: GMan at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (sxq57)

275 Hurricane Cougar.

Hurricane Eighty Eight.

Hurricane Metro.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (F4u7C)

276 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (/ZWeB)


Hurricane Tempest.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (5jVnA)

277
Hurricane Typhoon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GMC_Typhoon

Posted by: Hands


Great! Now in the Pacific we can have Typhoon Hurricane!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (BWL+E)

278 Gateway Pundit has an old email from Sydney Blumenthal to Hillary saying Bob Woodward has been an FBI asset since the 1970's.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (HiLJ1)

279
Speaking of Flo, it just keeps getting worse for us Upstate, SC. My cousin, a retired NWS meteorologist just sent his last update a couple of hours ago:

-----------------------------

Able to sneak in a quick update this morning after all. Not good. The latest track adjustment, more to the S and W, has the center of circulation just S of us over the weekend. That means steadier upslope flow into our area and the mountains adjacent to us for a long period of time. Much of our immediate area is now in the projected rainfall total swatch of 6 to 10 inches. That's a general "Quantitative Precip Forecast" before local terrain effects are applied. So, actual rainfall is likely to be much higher, especially in and near the mountains.

There has already been one Flash Flood Warning overnight as thunderstorm cells became parked over a small area near Mt. Mitchell and Linville Falls along the Blue Ridge Parkway. Small events like that will increase in frequency during the storm approach, before the widespread, general flooding begins.

If the forecast track verifies, we will have thousands of trees blown down across the region, many across structures and vehicles. It doesn't take terribly high winds to bring down trees in soggy ground.

----------------------------------------

He goes on to call this a "rare track" for hurricane.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (8O3HH)

280 Go Class of 2022!

Go Faggy! Go Dyky! Go Front Hole Gender Confuseds!
Go Queers!
We're not Steers, we're Queers!
Gooooooo Queers!

Posted by: MaGoose at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (0dmP2)

281 This I very sad. Mentality ill is the majority at Yale and I suppose at most other such organizations. Sad.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (0OmEj)

282 Hurricane Hawker

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

283 Hurricane Tesla



Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (r9UYA)

284 It's the most depressing, self-defeating bunch who wallow in their self-loathing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (8O3HH)


You must be new here.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (kqsXK)

285 Hurricane Trabant

Hurricane Lada

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

286 Skull and Boned Society

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (786Ro)

287 119 On a serious note, is that wild horse island in serious danger?


Last I looked Florence is going to ram the east coast right in the Assateague.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (dNzKv)

288 Bonesman suck cock.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (XcY4q)

It's no big deal. It's part of the initiation process. It's how we become comfortable with speaking in public. We just picture the audience sucking our dicks with a cream pie in their mouths.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (9BLnV)

289 In tests, in groups of mice under stress homosexual behavior will present in individuals.

Ask yourself how much stress would it take?

Ima go mix a drink and put my feet up.

While I'm relaxing here's a gayness test for the morons:

If you had to have sex with one of the following which would it be:
a) Justin Bieber,
b) RuPaul
c) Brad Pitt
d) Michael Moore
e) All of the above
.
.
.
If you answered a, b, c, or d, then you're gay.

I think e speaks for itself.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (kfcYC)

290 Hurricane Chevette.

Good for very little and has no power whatsoever.

Will likely rot away before it gets to shore.
Posted by: Sponge


More like Tropical Depression Chevette.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (rIQuo)

291 270 Aren't prostitutes still a thing?

Yes. It doesn't mean you want them for a sex partner, however.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (kqsXK)
---------------------------
What else would you want them for?
I mean, do they clean floors and do laundry?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (0jtPF)

292 At what point does Yale self select in so many LGBT students, that prospective students can no longer list it in their entry essays as a valid reason they are Stunning and Brave and deserve to be there?

"But I'm gay!! I've had a hard life! My essay says so!"

"Yeah, so what? You and everyone else. Get in the waitlist line."

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (hvf9s)

293 189
Now that the US has caught up with the rest of the world (*snort*) and allowed same-sex marriage, what percentage of gays and lesbians are now married? I mean, I was told that nothing but nothing was more important than this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


You are treading on taboo territory!!

The forbidden stats are that, in reality, VERY FEW marriages in the US are "same-sex" marriages, after it was legalized nationwide. Even in California, it's a tiny percent of all marriages.

Because the stats are so devastating, and prove that the entire Gay Marriage thing was a gigantic tempest on a teapot over nothing whatsoever, the actual stats are suppressed and not published and consequently very difficult to find. But as far as anyone has been able to determine, only a tiny percentage of gays get married, and since they're only about 3% of the population, the percentage of gay marriages compared to straight marriages is vanishingly small.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (c+2jX)

294 Hurricane Panda

It would never hurt us....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (gPuuk)

295 How many of those identifying as LGBT are 1) white, upper-class urbanites and 2) Asians? Methinks far fewer in Category 2 have time for this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 01:55 PM (BWL+E)

What bugs me is that these confused people are a significant portion of the pool from which tomorrow's "leaders" in media, education and politics and many other fields will be drawn from.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (NFEMn)

296 282 Hurricane Hawker

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (7HtZB)


ISWYDT

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (hLRSq)

297 270 Aren't prostitutes still a thing?

Yes. It doesn't mean you want them for a sex partner, however.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (kqsXK)

Picky, picky

But yes, I get that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (bcbK8)

298 When I grow up I want to be Spartacusette.

Posted by: Kamela at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (1yMs2)

299 This may end up being a hurricaine Hillary. Whole lotta blow, very little substance.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (dNzKv)

300 got here late, but am i reading that right?

the "ace spectrum" means being AtC?

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (rjbMC)

301 hurricane Corvair


UNSAFE AT ANY WIND SPEED

Posted by: Yale 'trannie' at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (PNcou)

302 Great! Now in the Pacific we can have Typhoon Hurricane!





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (BWL+E)


Pffft/ Crossfire Hurricanes are the Queen's crumpet, baby.

Posted by: Mick, Keith and the boys at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (QLvwG)

303 The ace spectrum:

https://tinyurl.com/yblqcyzz

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (/qEW2)

304 "Truth be told the amount of girls and young woman coming out as trans is just exploding. It's a mass sociogenic illness."

Just read an article that it is like when a suicide happens in a school the number of suicides in that school go up.

Same situation here. One girl spreads the mental illness to the other girls in the school.

It works like a contagious fad.

Posted by: From Concentrate at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (iKG6G)

305 Where's the Q? They forgot the Q's!!!!

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (Y274z)

306 291 270 Aren't prostitutes still a thing?

Yes. It doesn't mean you want them for a sex partner, however.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (kqsXK)
---------------------------
What else would you want them for?
I mean, do they clean floors and do laundry?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (0jtPF)

Why don't prostitutes offer cleaning services as well?

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)

307 Hurricane Chevette.

Good for very little and has no power whatsoever.

Will likely rot away before it gets to shore.
Posted by: Sponge

That was the Chevy Vega. My sister had a '74. There were big gaping rust holes in it by the time Carter was inaugurated....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (NFEMn)

308 Eldest Daughter ALMOST announced in her first class at the University of Washington that she identified as a "Pan-Sexual Intergalactic Omniscient Dolphin".

Her best friend had to grab her arm as she began to speak to prevent what would have simultaneously been the Most Magnificent Conservative College Troll of All Time and The Event That Ended College for her.

I was so proud when she told me about this that I Just Couldn't Even.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (dDMQ9)

309 Great! Now in the Pacific we can have Typhoon Hurricane!





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (BWL+E)


That's a Hawker Typhoon.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

310 Hurricane Mach-5

Posted by: Yale 'trannie' at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (PNcou)

311 Hurricane Lamp
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

Hurricane Amber Lamps.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (9BLnV)

312 Hurricane Zell

I crush you

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (r9UYA)

313 The Ford Bronco is the Official Get Away Vehicle of the NFL.

Posted by: Leonard at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (1yMs2)

314 Uhhh. Speaking of hand tools . . .

Margaret E. Atwood
@MargaretAtwood
OK tool people: It's a matter of the De Walt ordinary extendable screwdriver -- not the power one. Why has part of it disappeared into its handle and how do I open that? (No jokes please)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (+y/Ru)

315 If you had to have sex with one of the following which would it be:
a) Justin Bieber,
b) RuPaul
c) Brad Pitt
d) Michael Moore
e) All of the above
.
.
.
If you answered a, b, c, or d, then you're gay.

I think e speaks for itself.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 12, 2018 02:02 PM (kfcYC)

You forgot to include a toaster as an option, hater.

Posted by: Lando Calrissian, according to Kathleen Kennedy at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (hvf9s)

316 Don't you mean a Hawker Tempest?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (gPuuk)

317 307 Hurricane Chevette.

Good for very little and has no power whatsoever.

Will likely rot away before it gets to shore.
Posted by: Sponge

That was the Chevy Vega. My sister had a '74. There were big gaping rust holes in it by the time Carter was inaugurated....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (NFEMn)

Those are speed holes. They make the car go fast.

Posted by: GM VP Marketing at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (7HtZB)

318 So isn't "ace spectrum" just another name for "too drunk to screw"?

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (RD7QR)

319
Go Faggy! Go Dyky! Go Front Hole Gender Confuseds!
Go Queers!


Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (IqV8l)

320 "Truth be told the amount of girls and young woman coming out as trans is just exploding. It's a mass sociogenic illness."

Just read an article that it is like when a suicide happens in a school the number of suicides in that school go up.

Same situation here. One girl spreads the mental illness to the other girls in the school.

It works like a contagious fad.


Posted by: From Concentrate at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (iKG6G)


Then it will disappear when a new fad comes along. Or as SNL had in the 3-legged jeans commercial "It's no dumber than acid-washed."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (hLRSq)

321 " Within this spectrum are terms such as demisexual, semisexual, asexual-ish and sexual-ish."

BWAHAHAHA!!!! What a bunch of retards!!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (CPk08)

322 "Oh, and as for "ace spectrum:" First of all, don't make that a meme. That's not funny. That's just hurtful."


* squints sideways *

You must be new around here.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (ctuyM)

323 291 270 Aren't prostitutes still a thing?

Yes. It doesn't mean you want them for a sex partner, however.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (kqsXK)
---------------------------
What else would you want them for?
I mean, do they clean floors and do laundry?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (0jtPF)

I had a friend-of-a-friend who made an ok living doing housework naked, for hire. She was cute but not Hollywood cute.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

324 Eldest Daughter ALMOST announced in her first class at the University of Washington that she identified as a "Pan-Sexual Intergalactic Omniscient Dolphin".
----------------------------------------------------

Do Pan --sexuals have sex with bread?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (NFEMn)

325 Maybe if they got off their ell phones and i pads and talked to someone they didn't actually know they might have a chance to have a gf/bf. The social skills of many young people are lacking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (AllCR)

326 Hurricane Chevette.

Good for very little and has no power whatsoever.

Will likely rot away before it gets to shore.
Posted by: Sponge

That was the Chevy Vega. My sister had a '74. There were big gaping rust holes in it by the time Carter was inaugurated....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (NFEMn)

They could use Hurricane Pinto. Could turn out to be an underpowered storm or could explode if goosed from the rear.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (9BLnV)

327 So 22% of future Yale graduates define themselves as mentally ill.

Lesson: DO NOT hire Yale graduates

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (pw+jk)

328 Nah, that's Pane-sexuals with the bread thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (gPuuk)

329 318 So isn't "ace spectrum" just another name for "too drunk to screw"?"

Can't be, since that leaves all the wymyn's out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (k1TUh)

330 "Why don't prostitutes offer cleaning services as well?"

In fact, that was a trend for a while in nyc, but the other way around.

Cleaning ladies later started putting out, then stopped cleaning.

Posted by: navybrat, the lid is up at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (w7KSn)

331 Hurricane Carter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (+y/Ru)

332 325 Cell phones, not ell phones

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (AllCR)

333 Sharkman, you somehow raised your daughter right! Congrats. She sounds like good people.

Posted by: LizLem at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (hvf9s)

334 316 Don't you mean a Hawker Tempest?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (gPuuk)


Pont of Order - That should be a Pontiac Tempest.

Posted by: Olive at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (1yMs2)

335 319
Go Faggy! Go Dyky! Go Front Hole Gender Confuseds!
Go Queers!

Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (IqV8l)

No clopping here, please.
AoS is a safe space

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (bcbK8)

336 On the ace spectrum of 0 to 1 all are accepted regardless of actual gender, identified gender, age, grooming habits or appearance.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (HgMAr)

337 "For GodGaia, for countryopen borders, and forYaleLGBTQWTF"

Posted by: cool breeze at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (UGKMd)

338 308 Eldest Daughter ALMOST announced in her first class at the University of Washington that she identified as a "Pan-Sexual Intergalactic Omniscient Dolphin".

Her best friend had to grab her arm as she began to speak to prevent what would have simultaneously been the Most Magnificent Conservative College Troll of All Time and The Event That Ended College for her.

I was so proud when she told me about this that I Just Couldn't Even.
Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (dDMQ9)

Was it Stephen Crowder who posted a video of one of his producers undercover at some event who claimed to identify as a computer?

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)

339
That was the Chevy Vega. My sister had a '74. There were big gaping rust holes in it by the time Carter was inaugurated....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (NFEMn)

Those are speed holes. They make the car go fast.
Posted by: GM VP Marketing at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (7HtZB)

Buicks had speed holes. Three on each side....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (NFEMn)

340 Don't you mean a Hawker Tempest?


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (gPuuk)


There were two. The Typhoon came first and was used primarily for ground attack. When the wings were refined they got the Tempest which was a beast to fly, but a very high-performance aircraft.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (hLRSq)

341 Remind me again how a 1% minority is oppressing anyone in typical student body.

Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (NBOA5)

342 Why don't prostitutes offer cleaning services as well?

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)


They're very good at cleaning out wallets.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (kqsXK)

343 You forgot to include a toaster as an option, hater.

Posted by: Lando Calrissian, according to Kathleen Kennedy at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (hvf9s)

*GASP*

How do you even forget that?

Posted by: The Aedeptus Mechanicus at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (J+mig)

344 "Truth be told the amount of girls and young woman coming out as trans is just exploding. It's a mass sociogenic illness."

I've met some of those. It's odd that they spend very little time reading car or gun magazines, and a lot more time reading articles or watching youtube videos of how to dress just right to express their new gender.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (evFVP)

345 They could use Hurricane Pinto.



Hurricane Otter.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (rIQuo)

346 I had a friend-of-a-friend who made an ok living doing housework naked, for hire. She was cute but not Hollywood cute.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (bcbK

I need a house cleaner. Hook a brother up.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (5jVnA)

347 This is a generation that is being taught LGBTQ is the normal state of being, and you are awarded special privileges for identifying as such. Add to that every tv show geared to them has a majority of gay characters. It is no wonder they are fucked up.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (dNzKv)

348 Lesson: DO NOT hire Yale graduates


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (pw+jk)

^^THIS.

And soon Yale will go the way of Evergreen and Mizzou (it was Mizzou, right?), and the other institutes of lower learning that destroy themselves.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 12, 2018 02:09 PM (8iiMU)

349 What percent of students identified as "normal"?

Gender and sexual preference is the new 'I'm special' badge, eh?

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Instagram at September 12, 2018 02:09 PM (W+vEI)

350 69 Where is this on the spectrum? Three-way polyamory, "throuple". They're gonna have another baby:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6158869

Dude looks pleased with himself. I don't know, two mothers-in-law would be hell.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (8O3HH)


That also falls on the "retard spectrum".

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2018 02:09 PM (CPk08)

351 Was it Stephen Crowder who posted a video of one of
his producers undercover at some event who claimed to identify as a
computer?

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)


Yes, and the video was hilarious.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:09 PM (5jVnA)

352 309 Great! Now in the Pacific we can have Typhoon Hurricane!





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 02:01 PM (BWL+E)


That's a Hawker Typhoon.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Climate Change Offer! Mikey's Club Baffin Island Time-Shares are for You! at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM (hLRSq)

I was just reading up on that plane today. There's only one intact example left in the world.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:09 PM (7HtZB)

353 I have a front hole.

Posted by: Obamy at September 12, 2018 02:09 PM (1yMs2)

354
Same situation here. One girl spreads the mental illness to the other girls in the school.

It works like a contagious fad.
Posted by: From Concentrate at September 12, 2018 02:04 PM (iKG6G)








See! I figured it out when I was 7 years old. Girls DO have cooties!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (eXA4G)

355 Does Janice Dean ever get tired of talking in exclamation points?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM
~~~~~

Hahaha. Yeah, she does do that a lot. Her husband is a fireman and FDNY friends of mine say she is a genuinely nice person (if a wee bit too bubbly at times.)

She also suffers from MS, so I figure if she can keep such a sunny disposition in spite of that, more power to her.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (Ri0Ku)

356 251 181 isn't every college freshwoman just bisexual in waiting?
Posted by: buzzsaw90

At Mills College, an all-female private college in Oakland, the joke (dating way back to the '70s and ever since) has been that that the entire school was "LUG" -- which stands for "Lesbian Until Graduation."
Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:58 PM (c+2jX)
**************
So a guy who self identifies as a lesbian can gain admission there?

*drums fingers*

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (Y274z)

357 Cleaning ladies later started putting out, then stopped cleaning.

Posted by: navybrat, the lid is up at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM


That's a Seinfeld episode. Jerry walks from bedroom area; as his 'maid' picks up the cash from the countertop and kisses him goodbye. His apartment is a shambles.

"Wait. What did I just pay for?"

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (LOgQ4)

358 OK tool people: It's a matter of the De Walt ordinary extendable screwdriver -- not the power one. Why has part of it disappeared into its handle and how do I open that? (No jokes please)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 02:05 PM


Which one, this one?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yafvhm93


Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (ctuyM)

359 Truth be told the amount of girls and young woman coming out as trans is just exploding. It's a mass sociogenic illness."


We called them tomboys. Now the school tells them they are really boys and sends them to a shrink who will pump them full of testosterone.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (dNzKv)

360 Was it Stephen Crowder who posted a video of one of his producers undercover at some event who claimed to identify as a computer?

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)

I identify as a Klingon, so if I stab someone with a bat'leth, I'm just enriching your culture, haters.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (J+mig)

361 353
I have a front hole.

Posted by: Obamy at September 12, 2018 02:09 PM (1yMs2)

And you can't seem to shut it.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (5jVnA)

362 324---Do Pan --sexuals have sex with bread?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (NFEMn)
----------------------------
Only Hispanics.
The Anglos have sex with cookware.
Choose wisely.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (0jtPF)

363 " Within this spectrum are terms such as demisexual, semisexual, asexual-ish and sexual-ish."


And here I though demisexual meant you were either a demon in the sex or you had sex with demons.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 12, 2018 02:11 PM (9BLnV)

364 227 I think the difference is that "Incel"s are angry and resentful about their involuntary sexless life

But WHY are they sexless?

Aren't prostitutes still a thing? I mean, doesn't that mean that they're *voluntarily* sexless?
Posted by: GMan


I think that only a certain subset of human males even have the emotional capacity to go to a prostitute, while the rest find it simply too depressing and distasteful even be an option.

I think that's actually a very interesting way to divide up male humankind:

-- Men who would never ever visit a prostitute for any reason, because they find it depressing or sad or distasteful or repulsive or amoral.

vs.

-- Men who would have no problem visiting a prostitute, as a convenient way to get their rocks off -- no emotions or psychology or judgment involved.

What percent of men fall into either camp? I wager that less than 1/3 of men are in the "OK with hookers" demographic. The rest -- the majority -- would never do it. And Incels are in that group.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 02:11 PM (c+2jX)

365 Why has part of it disappeared into its handle and how do I open that? (No jokes please)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


You took it swimming, didn't you?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:11 PM (rIQuo)

366 >>Eldest Daughter ALMOST announced in her first class at the University of Washington that she identified as a "Pan-Sexual Intergalactic Omniscient Dolphin".


Love it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 02:11 PM (W+vEI)

367
Was it Stephen Crowder who posted a video of one of his producers undercover at some event who claimed to identify as a computer?
Posted by: josephistan


Time Magazine 1982 "person" of the year.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 12, 2018 02:11 PM (IqV8l)

368 "ace spectrum?"

Really? That's funny.

CAUSE THAT MEANS THAT THE MORON HORDE IS ON THE ACE SPECTRUM.

Posted by: JAS at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (3HNOQ)

369 Faggot U

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (rc7Bk)

370 No. THE ACE OF SPADES SPECTRUM

Posted by: JAS at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (3HNOQ)

371
And here I though demisexual meant you were either a demon in the sex or you had sex with demons.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 12, 2018 02:11 PM (9BLnV)

Demisexual is one who has sex with Demi Moore
Semisexual is one who has sex with tractor-trailers

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (NFEMn)

372 Quite a few of the girls who suddenly become trans are fat girls who would like to hide their sexuality behind anorexia. But fat.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (evFVP)

373 When the wings were refined they got the Tempest which was a beast to fly, but a very high-performance aircraft.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: F-104 at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (ctuyM)

374 Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

375 OT #metoo snagged another...60minutes Fager

I guess they have their lead story this week baked in the cake! sarc\

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (Y274z)

376 Can we quarantine these twits? Might want to take down the media and the Internet too, only way to contain the contagion...

That, or start finding sane people to import.

...yeah, I know.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (AM1GF)

377 Speaking of colleges, here's another professor with Trump "issues"...


https://tinyurl.com/y8d8xevy

Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (jDF8P)

378 What else would you want them for?
I mean, do they clean floors and do laundry?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:03 PM (0jtPF)

Why don't prostitutes offer cleaning services as well?
Posted by: josephistan

Because you pay them to leave, not for the sex.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

379 Was it Stephen Crowder who posted a video of one of his producers
undercover at some event who claimed to identify as a computer?



Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (7HtZB)


---

He had one video where he was interviewed kids on a college campus and, after an extended conversation, tried to make his point to the guy he was talking to by telling him he (Crowder) identified as a bobcat. The college kid agreed that Crowder was a bobcat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (JTUFF)

380 The University of Buttfuk

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (rc7Bk)

381 Rush just said Raleigh is out of the cone.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (r9UYA)

382 Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.

Posted by: Insomniac


Yeah, except it would all be Trigglypuff-class.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (AM1GF)

383 Guess Yale wants to become a joke like Harvard.

Is Harvard still in trouble for calling Chelsea Manning a Fellow?

Posted by: Draki at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (kktHf)

384 346 I had a friend-of-a-friend who made an ok living doing housework naked, for hire. She was cute but not Hollywood cute.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:06 PM (bcbK

I need a house cleaner. Hook a brother up.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:08 PM (5jVnA)

Try TNABoard dot com, it's been a few years since I've been in the hobby and longer since I've known her but if she's still working or of someone else is in the area, that might work.

Alternatively TER might still be around too (TheEroticReview)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:14 PM (bcbK8)

385 Do Pan --sexuals have sex with bread?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (NFEMn)


Pan Bimbo.

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 02:14 PM (HgMAr)

386 They could use Hurricane Pinto.

Hurricane Otter.

Hurricane Bluto.

Hurricane DDay.

Hurricane Boon.

Hurricane Flounder.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:14 PM (rIQuo)

387 I identify as a pirate.


Yarr!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 02:14 PM (yQpMk)

388 --Do Pan --sexuals have sex with bread?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (NFEMn)
----------------------------
Only Hispanics.
The Anglos have sex with cookware.
Choose wisely.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (0jtPF)

In the Andes, pansexuals have sex with flutes or pipes....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:14 PM (NFEMn)

389 377 Speaking of colleges, here's another professor with Trump "issues"...


https://tinyurl.com/y8d8xevy
Posted by: tu3031 at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (jDF8P)

Without looking, is this the guy who shot himself in the arm?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2018 02:15 PM (ycWCI)

390 In the sidebar Jonah gets closer to admitting he is just a Democrat after all.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 02:15 PM (mCMQ5)

391 382
Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.



Posted by: Insomniac



Yeah, except it would all be Trigglypuff-class.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (AM1GF)

Lays: You can't eat just one.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:15 PM (5jVnA)

392 374 Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)


The new generation of gender retards is doing their best to kickstart a new STD epidemic...

https://www.cdc.gov/std/stats16/figures/12.htm

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 12, 2018 02:15 PM (CPk08)

393 In the Andes, pansexuals have sex with flutes or pipes....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:14 PM (NFEMn)

This one time, at band camp . .

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 02:15 PM (evFVP)

394 My favorite is still "Gender Gifted."
It puts the extra rainbow glitter and gold stars on top of being one of the many redundant 'I'm both/all' gender options to also call yourself gifted

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 02:15 PM (W+vEI)

395
I remember reading a profile on one of those incels, one who started one of the groups. You started out feeling sorry for him. High school destroyed him, getting dissed by the hot girls and all that.

He couldn't even ask a girl out. Girls don't usually ask guys out, but occasionally, it will happen. It finally happened to him.

He turned her down. Why? Because obviously any girl who would ask a guy out must have something wrong with her. He wouldn't have such a girl.

And right there explains the whole thing, and one loses all sympathy for them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (8O3HH)

396 Ace Spectrum:


Lefty: Loosy
Righty: Tighty

Posted by: Fritz at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (2Mnv1)

397 I love the way these academics in gender studies think that putting fancy labels on people makes their opinions "scientific."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (0jtPF)

398 My first girlfriend must have been Ace Spectrum, but back then we just called it Dead in Bed.

Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (FBf4z)

399 Alternatively TER might still be around too (TheEroticReview)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:14 PM (bcbK

Was actually joking.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (5jVnA)

400 My favorite is still "Gender Gifted."
It puts the extra rainbow glitter and gold stars on top of being one of the many redundant 'I'm both/all' gender options to also call yourself gifted
=======

Heh. I'll show ya gifted.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (vg8iE)

401 Jim Carey - Ace Rectrum

Posted by: Flatville Bill at September 12, 2018 01:37 PM (rJN3l)

==

Damn near killed him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (pw+jk)

402 Believing your body isn't "right" because you're too fat = sickness

Believing your body is "right" because you're a girl but you have a penis = healthy

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (JTUFF)

403 381 Rush just said Raleigh is out of the cone.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 02:13 PM (r9UYA)

So no danger of Raleigh chewing at it's stitches.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (7HtZB)

404 Alternatively TER might still be around too (TheEroticReview)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

It is..so I'm told..by a friend

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

405 261
If you want to see the sad, self-defeating "incel" world, take a gander at "incel. me", their forum.

I read some of that shit (and that's what it is), but I couldn't take it. It's the most depressing, self-defeating bunch who wallow in their self-loathing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 01:59 PM (8O3HH)



It is sad. While I suspect that nearly all of them do grow out of it, wise up, and go MGTOW, it is painful to read it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (ujg0T)

406 >>Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.


Drowning is pussy that will later accuse you of raaaaape!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (W+vEI)

407 Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.

Posted by: Insomniac

Yeah, except it would all be Trigglypuff-class.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Yeah. Instead of Arleigh Burke class, it'd be more Delta Burke class.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (rIQuo)

408 399 Alternatively TER might still be around too (TheEroticReview)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:14 PM (bcbK

Was actually joking.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (5jVnA)

Ah.
#themoreyouknow

*rainbow*
*ding*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (bcbK8)

409 Or else being on the Ace Spectrum could just mean low T/low estrogen, as in "would rather play video games or read romance novels."

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

410 390 In the sidebar Jonah gets closer to admitting he is just a Democrat after all.
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 02:15 PM (mCMQ5)

We are going to have to develop a '5 stages of NeverTrump=>Democrat metamophisis'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (ycWCI)

411 Hurricane Crossfire Hurricane, you smelly bitches!!!!!!

Posted by: Peter Strokes, Going Fucking Insane. at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (jjaLl)

412
The new generation of gender retards is doing their best to kickstart a new STD epidemic...

https://www.cdc.gov/std/stats16/figures/12.htm

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut


Just like with AIDS, it will be forbidden to suggest the obvious means of avoidance.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (BWL+E)

413 -- Men who would never ever visit a prostitute for any reason, because they find it depressing or sad or distasteful or repulsive or amoral.

This. I feel the same way about strip clubs. Too depressing for words.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (kqsXK)

414 A young girl I know had the biggest crush on one of my sons for about 10 years, all the way through high school. He didn't have much interest in her, but he did take her to her Jr. & Sr. proms and they remain friends to this day.

She went off to SUNY Buffalo and joined the Crew Team. Christmas vacation she comes out as gay. That was a couple of years ago. Last month she was down for a visit and announced that she is transitioning. Her boobs were disappeared, and her gorgeous auburn hair was cut at a #2 or #3 buzz.

She's now employed as a counselor at a college in Rhode Island and is working on her PhD. In Psychology.

I blame the Crew Team. And my son for rejecting her (just kidding!)

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (Ri0Ku)

415 Yalies lesbo?

Hillary? Sonia Sotomayor? Paul Krugman?

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:18 PM (Y274z)

416 382 Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.

Posted by: Insomniac



Think again--bitch dyke femi-communist man hating abounds.

Unless you are into the East Asian Persuasion, where there is a ray (rising sun?) of hope.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 02:18 PM (ujg0T)

417 201 So it's the PC way to for someone to identify as "incel"?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Yup, "Incel" and "Ace Spectrum" very closely overlap.

I think the difference is that "Incel"s are angry and resentful about their involuntary sexless life, whereas most "Ace"s are passively resigned to their fate, without getting all worked up about it.
Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (c+2jX)

So where does that place me, I wonder. I have the sex drive of a goddamn bonobo but don't date and haven't gotten laid in years.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:18 PM (NWiLs)

418 Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)


You'd be up on multiple "rape" charges your first day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:18 PM (kqsXK)

419 Time to check on the pie ...

Posted by: Adriane the Ethnic Food Critic ... at September 12, 2018 02:19 PM (AoK0a)

420 Well the RAF Museum's Tempest Mk II at Duxford is apparently a composite airframe they recovered from India

http://www.warbirdregistry.org/tempestregistry/tempest-pr538.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:19 PM (gPuuk)

421 isn't every college freshwoman just bisexual in waiting?
==================================
"I'm a student at a large, mid-western university. i never thought i would be writing your magazine, but the most incredible thing just happened to me and my penis, which I will call my dick..."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 02:19 PM (ty7RM)

422 I recognize three broad gender types: Male, Female, and Idiot.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 02:19 PM (AM1GF)

423
Demisexual is one who has sex with Demi Moore

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (NFEMn)







I'm conflicted. On the one hand is "don't put your dick into crazy" and on the other is "sex with Demi Moore".

*ponders*

Just for clarification, are we talking about 80s Demi Moore or Ashton Kutcher's sloppy seconds Demi Moore?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2018 02:19 PM (eXA4G)

424 Eldest Daughter ALMOST announced in her first class at the University of Washington that she identified as a "Pan-Sexual Intergalactic Omniscient Dolphin".


Love it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 02:11 PM (W+vEI)

When mine was a freshman there, I encouraged her to identify as "Princess" and respond only to "Your Highness." or "Your Grace." I don't think she obliged.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 02:19 PM (Z48ZB)

425 I had to fill out an application the other day. It asked for gender and gave these two choices:

[ ] Male

[ ] Female



I felt cheated to not have more options.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 02:19 PM (m45I2)

426 I read incel and just think somewhere along the line those people just lost all confidence in themselves. Whether from helicopter parenting or a culture that insist on doing everything FOR them, or rewarding them for things they know they do not deserve, whatever.

I do not scorn them. I sympathize with them. It is a very hard thing to break out of.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2018 02:20 PM (Uiz/V)

427 413 -- Men who would never ever visit a prostitute for any reason, because they find it depressing or sad or distasteful or repulsive or amoral.

This. I feel the same way about strip clubs. Too depressing for words.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (kqsXK)

I hear you. I have no qualms about the morality of it, but paying someone to pretend to like and be attracted to me would simply make me more miserable than I already am.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

428
385 Do Pan --sexuals have sex with bread?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (NFEMn)

Pan Bimbo.


driving through vegas once, passed a truck that had "bimbo" painted on the sides in large letters. i was disappointed to discover it is a mexican bakery brand.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 12, 2018 02:20 PM (xGZ+b)

429 I blame the Crew Team. And my son for rejecting her (just kidding!)

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (Ri0Ku)

Whew! Dodged that one.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 02:20 PM (5jVnA)

430 *reads content*

*reads some comments*

*shifty eyes*

*leaves quietly*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 12, 2018 02:20 PM (58Au8)

431 418 Damn. I wish I was going to college right now. With all the homos running around I'd be drowning in pussy by default.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

You'd be up on multiple "rape" charges your first day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:18 PM (kqsXK)

Probably.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

432 He turned her down. Why? Because obviously any girl who would ask a guy out must have something wrong with her. He wouldn't have such a girl.

And right there explains the whole thing, and one loses all sympathy for them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (8O3HH)


I have a hell of a lot of sympathy for a fellow like that. Self-loathing and depression really fuck you up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:20 PM (kqsXK)

433 In the sidebar Jonah gets closer to admitting he is just a Democrat after all.
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 02:15 PM (mCMQ5)

Sure to be a subject of a future thread.

Did Jonah and Max Boot coordinate their attacks on Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:21 PM (NFEMn)

434 Johnny, are you queer?

Posted by: Josie Cotton at September 12, 2018 02:21 PM (Z48ZB)

435 I think the difference is that "Incel"s are angry and resentful about their involuntary sexless life, whereas most "Ace"s are passively resigned to their fate, without getting all worked up about it.
Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:52 PM (c+2jX)

So where does that place me, I wonder. I have the sex drive of a goddamn bonobo but don't date and haven't gotten laid in years.

Posted by: Insomniac


Eh. I ain't had any in...ever, drive's dead, not even sure the gear still works now. It's been off my list of "shit I worry about" for a decade now. Honestly, it's kind of liberating in a way, once you get off the pity party, which took me a while.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 02:21 PM (AM1GF)

436 True story about Yale.

Years ago, all freshmen were required to strip down and have "posture photos" taken of their bodies.

In fact, it was a something all of the Ivy League colleges did from the 1940s to the 1970s.

Here is a link:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivy_League_nude_posture_photos

There was no scientific or medical value to the photos.

My point is this: Those Ivy Leaguers are not right. Never were. Still aren't.

Why do we keep putting them on the Supreme Court?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2018 02:21 PM (vbJig)

437 432 He turned her down. Why? Because obviously any girl who would ask a guy out must have something wrong with her. He wouldn't have such a girl.

And right there explains the whole thing, and one loses all sympathy for them.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (8O3HH)

I have a hell of a lot of sympathy for a fellow like that. Self-loathing and depression really fuck you up.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:20 PM (kqsXK)

It's the perfect negative feedback loop. And it makes you want to suck start a Glock.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:22 PM (NWiLs)

438 driving through vegas once, passed a truck that had "bimbo" painted on the sides in large letters. i was disappointed to discover it is a mexican bakery brand.
Posted by: Anachronda


They now own Mrs. Baird's Bread.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:22 PM (rIQuo)

439 I have a hell of a lot of sympathy for a fellow like that. Self-loathing and depression really fuck you up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Yeah, I admit I had a strain of that, back when I still cared...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 02:22 PM (AM1GF)

440
My point is this: Those Ivy Leaguers are not right. Never were. Still aren't.

Why do we keep putting them on the Supreme Court?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Or the White House

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

441 362 324---Do Pan --sexuals have sex with bread?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:07 PM (NFEMn)
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Only Hispanics.
The Anglos have sex with cookware.
Choose wisely.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:10 PM (0jtPF)
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LOL. Graduated from Spooning;^)

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 02:22 PM (yNyJy)

442 405---It is sad. While I suspect that nearly all of them do grow out of it, wise up, and go MGTOW, it is painful to read it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (ujg0T)
------------------------------
If they go MGTOW, they haven't wised up.
They've just transferred the object of their loathing from the self to the opposite sex.
Like rejected girls going feminist.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:23 PM (0jtPF)

443 Rush just said Raleigh is out of the cone.
Posted by: Under Fire


WHAT?!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at September 12, 2018 02:23 PM (P1f+c)

444 Eh. I ain't had any in...ever, drive's dead, not even sure the gear still works now. It's been off my list of "shit I worry about" for a decade now. Honestly, it's kind of liberating in a way, once you get off the pity party, which took me a while.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 02:21 PM (AM1GF)

Fair enough. But dammit...I still got lead in the pencil and want to put to use!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:23 PM (NWiLs)

445 Johnny, are you queer?
Posted by: Josie Cotton


Do you like gladiator movies?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:23 PM (rIQuo)

446 I'll take sex with Demi Moore for $500, Alex.

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:24 PM (Y274z)

447 Years ago, all freshmen were required to strip down and have "posture photos" taken of their bodies.

In fact, it was a something all of the Ivy League colleges did from the 1940s to the 1970s.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2018 02:21 PM (vbJig)

Somewhere out there is a picture of Hillary Clinton in her underwear.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 02:24 PM (evFVP)

448 442 405---It is sad. While I suspect that nearly all of them do grow out of it, wise up, and go MGTOW, it is painful to read it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (ujg0T)
------------------------------
If they go MGTOW, they haven't wised up.
They've just transferred the object of their loathing from the self to the opposite sex.
Like rejected girls going feminist.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:23 PM (0jtPF)

Gonna have to disagree with you. The point of MGTOW is detachment, not grinding women under a jackboot, which is what feminists seek to do to men.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:24 PM (NWiLs)

449 447 Years ago, all freshmen were required to strip down and have "posture photos" taken of their bodies.

In fact, it was a something all of the Ivy League colleges did from the 1940s to the 1970s.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2018 02:21 PM (vbJig)

Somewhere out there is a picture of Hillary Clinton in her underwear.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 02:24 PM (evFVP)

Which could explain the waning enthusiasm for sex among Yale males.

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

450 447
Years ago, all freshmen were required to strip down and have "posture photos" taken of their bodies.



In fact, it was a something all of the Ivy League colleges did from the 1940s to the 1970s.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2018 02:21 PM (vbJig)



Somewhere out there is a picture of Hillary Clinton in her underwear.



Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 02:24 PM (evFVP)
Could have gone the rest of my life without that imagery.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (jxbfJ)

451 I'll take sex with Demi Moore for $500, Alex.

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:24 PM (Y274z)



Gimme a 20 and a pack of smokes and let's do some butt stuff!!

Posted by: 2018 Demi Moore at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (jjaLl)

452 Yale is the enemy and must be destroyed or brought to heel. Here's how:

Tax Yale's endowment. Any reason will do, but Tax it.

How to: Make it Personal
Find the guy that runs it. He will be a Soros, Buffet, or RAay Dalio money manager type banker. Easy to demonize and Fat Cat. Single him out. Tax dodger. Thief. Stealing from the public. Send people to harass him under the guise of "asking questions". Have diagrams ready showing how Yale's untaxed profits could be feeding starving Africans or Hurricane victims or whatever has a good visual to go with it.


Don't give me some "much principalisms" BS. They do this to us all the time. FIGHT BACK.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (lIo59)

453 driving through vegas once, passed a truck that had "bimbo" painted on the sides in large letters. i was disappointed to discover it is a mexican bakery brand.
Posted by: Anachronda

Try this sports jersey Philly soccer team

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/phillys-bimbo-problem-soccer-team-sponsor-faces-uphill-battle/

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)

454 >>>We called them tomboys. Now the school tells them they are really boys and sends them to a shrink who will pump them full of testosterone.

That's the thing. They are NOT tomboys. Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is female identifying girls, suddenly and rapidly identifying as boys. Usually around puberty. And they are being coached online to threaten suicide or self harm to get on hormones and surgery.

Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (q177U)

455 Sharkman, you somehow raised your daughter right! Congrats. She sounds like good people.

Posted by: LizLem

Thank you. She is a great kid though as with all kids she has had her rough spots.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (dDMQ9)

456 Fair enough. But dammit...I still got lead in the pencil and want to put to use!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:23 PM (NWiLs)

I know. It's both reassuring and depressing at the same time....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (NFEMn)

457 Years ago, all freshmen were required to strip down and have "posture photos" taken of their bodies. "

IIRC, the lead whackerdoodles of this were both products of U Wisconson/Madison. Still a hotbed of wackerdom.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (6qErC)

458 Somewhere out there is a picture of Hillary Clinton in her underwear.

For once I hope Hillary really wiped out the data... meanwhile all the Morons are now fighting the urge to up-chuck while the West Coasters are shoving lunch away..

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (gPuuk)

459 If they go MGTOW, they haven't wised up.
They've just transferred the object of their loathing from the self to the opposite sex.
Like rejected girls going feminist.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Gonna have to disagree with you. The point of MGTOW is detachment, not grinding women under a jackboot, which is what feminists seek to do to men.
Posted by: Insomniac


Word. I got nothing against women, I'm just done worrying much about the whole relationship thing, or even just sex.

Not that I'm a prize anyway, not right now...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (AM1GF)

460 442 405---It is sad. While I suspect that nearly all of them do grow out of it, wise up, and go MGTOW, it is painful to read it.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 02:16 PM (ujg0T)
------------------------------
If they go MGTOW, they haven't wised up.
They've just transferred the object of their loathing from the self to the opposite sex.
Like rejected girls going feminist.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:23 PM (0jtPF)



Phase I of MGTOW is the Bitter Angry Phase. Yes, people can be stuck here for years, with new ones coming daily.

Phase II is when you realize that you just have to work on improving yourself and enjoying life in your own way with your own interests.

And Phase III, surprise surprise, is when women actually start liking such a guy for being himself.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (ujg0T)

461 This. I feel the same way about strip clubs. Too depressing for words.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (kqsXK)

I hear you. I have no qualms about the morality of it, but paying someone to pretend to like and be attracted to me would simply make me more miserable than I already am.
Posted by: Insomniac

Think of it as charity for single mothers.

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (j0Mw7)

462
I identify as a Meat Popsicle

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (eXA4G)

463 So Yale has a nude photo of alumni Sotomayor? Well?

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (Y274z)

464 Think of it as charity for single mothers.

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (j0Mw7)

And Grandmothers!

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 02:27 PM (evFVP)

465 The Yale men are into making Wellesley fudge in their dorm rooms.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 12, 2018 02:27 PM (2NqXo)

466 438 driving through vegas once, passed a truck that had "bimbo" painted on the sides in large letters. i was disappointed to discover it is a mexican bakery brand.
Posted by: Anachronda


They now own Mrs. Baird's Bread.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:22 PM (rIQuo)

And are the main sponsors of the Philadelphia Union soccer team, so you see hipsters wearing shirts & uniforms with "BIMBO" emblazoned across the front.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:27 PM (7HtZB)

467 458 Somewhere out there is a picture of Hillary Clinton in her underwear.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 12, 2018 02:27 PM (d7Ww2)

468 And Yale has a nude photo of young Hildabeast? Oh my.

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:27 PM (Y274z)

469 Finally, a college professor does something I approve of! Sociology professor shoots himself in the arm to protest Trump.

https://bit.ly/2MpUV09

Lots of great detail at the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)

470 Does anyone want to find such a picture of Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg?

*silence*

Didn't think so.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 12, 2018 02:28 PM (gPuuk)

471 465 The Yale men are into making Wellesley fudge in their dorm rooms.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 12, 2018 02:27 PM (2NqXo)

Ew. Just ew.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

472 448----Gonna have to disagree with you. The point of MGTOW is detachment, not grinding women under a jackboot, which is what feminists seek to do to men.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:24 PM (NWiLs)
-----------------------------
I think that to the extent that is is simply detachment, simply choosing not to worry about it anymore, that's fine. That isn't an ideological response.

But a lot of the "men's rights" movement, from which the acronym MGTOW emanates, is in fact an echo of feminism.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:28 PM (0jtPF)

473 We need a Jonah Goldberg thread.

I don't know what it was about Obama that makes Jonah still pant after him. Is it his mixed race musk that has his forbidden parts a-quiver? Is it his deep baritone? Is it the socialism-with-creased-pants look?

Seriously, the guy who fucking wrote 'Liberal Fascism' has been seduced by a liberal fascist.

Is Trump that powerful? Or has Jonah been a bi-curious Blacked pornhub subscriber all this time???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:28 PM (bcbK8)

474 I'll take sex with Michael Moore for $500, Alex.

Posted by: Pat at September 12, 2018 02:28 PM (1yMs2)

475 NOOD

But beware - the post is currently red-linkified. I'm afraid to post first there.

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 02:29 PM (786Ro)

476
Le Nood est arrive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 12, 2018 02:29 PM (BWL+E)

477 463 So Yale has a nude photo of alumni Sotomayor? Well?
Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (Y274z)

See my comment at 449. Is it any wonder they can't get the derrick constructed?

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 12, 2018 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

478 8 percent identified as asexual

_____________________

These people pay cheap rent. They live in a petri dish.

Posted by: Orson at September 12, 2018 02:29 PM (/l6dD)

479 >>>>The Yale men are into making Wellesley fudge in their dorm rooms.




Is that a sex thing? Because I don't want that to be a sex thing.


It's a sex thing, isn't it?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 12, 2018 02:29 PM (jjaLl)

480 Somewhere out there is a picture of Hillary Clinton in her underwear.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 02:24 PM
----
Well there goes my appetite;^). And this being the first time I tried to eat my lunch at my work puter too! Ha.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 02:29 PM (yNyJy)

481 Think of it as charity for single mothers.
Posted by: Jean


I had a t shirt that said, "I Support Single Moms" and had a silhouette of a chick leaning against a pole.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 02:30 PM (rIQuo)

482 But a lot of the "men's rights" movement, from which the acronym MGTOW emanates, is in fact an echo of feminism.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:28 PM (0jtPF)

I'm afraid you don't know what you're talking about.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 12, 2018 02:30 PM (NWiLs)

483 Houston, we have a problem

Posted by: Quimby at September 12, 2018 02:30 PM (1yMs2)

484 461
This. I feel the same way about strip clubs. Too depressing for words.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (kqsXK)



I hear you. I have no qualms about the morality of it, but paying
someone to pretend to like and be attracted to me would simply make me
more miserable than I already am.

Posted by: Insomniac



Think of it as charity for single mothers.

Posted by: Jean at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (j0Mw7)

And to think of how many dollar bills in your wallet were up against some woman's crack.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 12, 2018 02:30 PM (jxbfJ)

485 So where does that place me, I wonder. I have the sex drive of a goddamn bonobo but don't date and haven't gotten laid in years.
Posted by: Insomniac


Well, only you can answer that question.

Do you "not date" because you choose not to date? That's fine -- a lifestyle choice. Celibate, and OK with it. That's the status of most single people throughout history. The entire concept of "going on a date" only arose in the 19th century, really. Meeting people easily and "courtship" had a totally different landscape for thousands of years before "dating."

Or, do you "not date" involuntarily -- i.e. you TRY to meet women/men, but can never find one who wants to be with you? And that makes you upset? In which case, you might identify as being "incel" -- involuntarily celibate.

If you're really really angry about being involuntarily celibate, then you're an incel.

But if you're just a little frustrated and keep trying, then you're probably just like millions of other guys -- can't find a girl. Extremely common status.

In reality, every person's inner emotional landscape is unique to themselves. Diividing people up with labels and demographics is always inaccurate and absurd, ultimately.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 02:30 PM (c+2jX)

486 I'm not particularly depressed, nor am I self loathing. I think by most standards, I'd be a good catch for a woman. I just have no idea how to convince any woman of that.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 02:30 PM (7HtZB)

487 NOOD
Anon op-ed writer.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 12, 2018 02:31 PM (jjaLl)

488 I don't know what it was about Obama that makes Jonah still pant after him. Is it his mixed race musk that has his forbidden parts a-quiver? Is it his deep baritone? Is it the socialism-with-creased-pants look?

Seriously, the guy who fucking wrote 'Liberal Fascism' has been seduced by a liberal fascist.

Is Trump that powerful? Or has Jonah been a bi-curious Blacked pornhub subscriber all this time???
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 02:28 PM (bcbK

It's Obama's race, no question. A lot of people just don't have it in them to directly criticize him because he's "black." And they compound that by feeling the need to come to his defense whenever someone else criticizes him.
It's really just virtue signalling eleventy....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 02:31 PM (NFEMn)

489 Young Yale genius: "But professor, why do I need to take off all of my clothes for this picture?"

Professor Pedoperve: "Science!"

Young Yale genius: "But you said this would make me smarter. How does taking a picture of me with an erection have anything to do with my posture?"

Professor Pedoperve: "See! You're getting smarter already!"

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 12, 2018 02:31 PM (vbJig)

490 460----Phase I of MGTOW is the Bitter Angry Phase. Yes, people can be stuck here for years, with new ones coming daily.

Phase II is when you realize that you just have to work on improving yourself and enjoying life in your own way with your own interests.

And Phase III, surprise surprise, is when women actually start liking such a guy for being himself.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (ujg0T)
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Excellent.

But I'm not sure that Phase I is necessary for MOST people.
In any case, you can get so wrapped up in that phase and so suckered into ideology, that you can't move on.
Exactly like feminists.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:32 PM (0jtPF)

491 Tax Yale's endowment. Any reason will do, but Tax it.

Find the guy that runs it. He will be a Soros, Buffet, or Ray Dalio money manager type banker. Easy to demonize and Fat Cat.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (lIo59)


His name is David Swensen and he is a Scandi from Wisconsin. He has been managing Yale's endowment for 40 years.

Posted by: cool breeze at September 12, 2018 02:33 PM (UGKMd)

492 462
I identify as a Meat Popsicle
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 12, 2018 02:26 PM (eXA4G)
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Grin. Fifth Element.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 02:34 PM (yNyJy)

493 >>>That's the thing. They are NOT tomboys. Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria is female identifying girls, suddenly and rapidly identifying as boys. Usually around puberty. And they are being coached online to threaten suicide or self harm to get on hormones and surgery.
Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2018 02:25 PM (q177U)
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Yes. This coaching is real online. I've seen it

Say you are a powerlifter and y want to get on TRT so you can legaly take steroids. Or you are an athlete and want ADHD or narcolepsy drugs for focus. You look up on forums the best time to go to a doctor, the morning or evening depending on whether you want to doctor to go off label - the morning say for TRT or ADHD, or just follow a normal routine like say for sort term painkillers, afternoon before the end of a shift.

They will even have scripts to say to the doctor and what to symptoms to say at first and then suddenly remember. Sometimes even the doctors to go at free clinics who don't care or have gotten easily scammed before.

It's almost an industry to itself. An I bet the SJW evilers do the same thing, but eviler to get people to go tranny and make themselves permanently sterile - b/c that's a win too for the death cult.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at September 12, 2018 02:34 PM (lIo59)

494 Ace Spectrum sounds like an action hero.

Super-power: ambivalence!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 12, 2018 02:34 PM (Ndje9)

495 427 413 -- Men who would never ever visit a prostitute for any reason, because they find it depressing or sad or distasteful or repulsive or amoral.

This. I feel the same way about strip clubs. Too depressing for words.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 12, 2018 02:17 PM (kqsXK)

I hear you. I have no qualms about the morality of it, but paying someone to pretend to like and be attracted to me would simply make me more miserable than I already am.
Posted by: Insomniac


I can't even imagine doing such a thing. Were I to even be in the target audience, strip clubs and prostitution would be, in my opinion, extremely sad, the opposite of sexy. I agree with you.

Sexiness is about emotional sincerity and personal connection. Paying an actress to pretend to like you is really really depressing

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 02:34 PM (c+2jX)

496 or should I say "ambivalence."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 12, 2018 02:35 PM (Ndje9)

497 283
Hurricane Tesla

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018

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Hurricane Bentley

Hurricane Silver Ghost

Hurricane Fleetwood or Hurricane Calais

Hurricane Catalina

Hurricane Biscayne or Hurricane Bel Air

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 02:38 PM (/ZWeB)

498 But I'm not sure that Phase I is necessary for MOST people.
In any case, you can get so wrapped up in that phase and so suckered into ideology, that you can't move on.
Exactly like feminists.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 02:32 PM (0jtPF)



I think Phase I is understandable. Think of countless Generation X and now Millennial young men being taught the Feminist Lies about sensitive and gentle men, only to discover it is all a Big Lie and the ladies still prefer the "Chads".

Or the lies about the actual amount of rape, or the lies about women only earning x percentage of what a man earns, without taking into account dropping out of the workforce to temporarily raise children, and that husbands in such situations work *harder*.

The young and sadly all too often middle aged men are initially *pissed off* when they realize they had been had, flim-flammed, swindled, cheated, misled, deceived, etc.

It takes a while to get over that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 12, 2018 02:40 PM (ujg0T)

499 I'm sure this would be the case (or worse) at any top school that conducted this poll. While it is probably more or less accurate, I'm sure there are a number of conservatives who didn't respond to the survey or simply lied, as they feared getting "outed" and jeopardizing their grades (even in STEM courses).

Posted by: cabal at September 12, 2018 02:40 PM (RDwMg)

500 The problem is that the pervessors are teaching their own personal lifestyles and calling it education. Gay Studies, Womyn's Studies, Gay Womyn's Studies, etc.

We need a Redneck Studies Department. Bass Fishin' with Dynamite 101. How to Fit 3 Girls in a '72 TransAm Without Spilling Your Beer-A Syllabus. The NASCAR Monologues.

Seriously, it would be just as intellectually valid. Maybe more.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 12, 2018 02:47 PM (Ndje9)

501 #470 RBG has a child. If we live long enough our youthful freshness is stolen from us. Sometimes our intellect too. Life can be cruel to everyone. When she is sober she is a forceful advocate for her wrongheaded opinions. But she gets some decisions right so she's not totally bad. Totally bad is Baracky or Holder etc. On the court she is the most likely to break ranks with her liberal brethren.

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 02:58 PM (Y274z)

502 The 'gay' problem is that it is described as 'not a choice'...it's genetic we are told....with no proof.

Well gay is a behavior and if it's genetic then is violence in the hood...a behavior...genetic? So we have to accept violence in the hood?

I reject both assertions and insist that behavior can be directed by force of law. Majority wins with proper deference to rights of the minority.

Posted by: torabora at September 12, 2018 03:02 PM (Y274z)

503 So, 23% of the Freshman at Yale can't look at their crotch and identify what is down there and/or what it is for.

How in the hell did we get here?

Posted by: West at September 12, 2018 03:10 PM (7Fa8Y)

504 10
'Ace spectrum'. I knew it.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:31 PM (LOgQ4)

Yeah, but who knew that all the freshmen at Yale knew it?

Posted by: West at September 12, 2018 03:12 PM (7Fa8Y)

505 Jonah seem to think there will be a NR around forever. Man, that's so stupid. But there it is.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 12, 2018 03:15 PM (Jj+59)

506 There's probably more conservatives there, but being a rightie is the new "love that dare not speak its name."

Posted by: PJ at September 12, 2018 03:37 PM (qlTN9)

507 I'm Asexual. For me it means I never cared about sex and still don't. But too many folks who say they are obsessed with their lack of sexuality (?)

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at September 12, 2018 03:40 PM (6vJUd)

508 To anyone who watches Ivy League Football, this should come as no surprise.

Posted by: Sgt Hulka's Big Toe (@SgtHulkasToe) at September 12, 2018 03:55 PM (xD1DL)

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