Waiting for Ace

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As you can see from this weather map, North Carolina is about to get it good and hard.

Open thread until the enstompening.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 12:56 PM




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1 Hello

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 12, 2018 12:57 PM (myjNJ)

2 First.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2018 12:57 PM (/qEW2)

3 Ribbed for their pleasure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 12, 2018 12:57 PM (0ogQG)

4 That's North Carolina.

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 12:58 PM (hLRSq)

5 Just the tip.

Posted by: dantesed at September 12, 2018 12:58 PM (88xKn)

6 That's North Carolina

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 12:58 PM (786Ro)

7 Shouldn't this have been posted by...

Charlie Brown's Dildo?

Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 12:58 PM (NgKpN)

8 Whoa! I gotsa firstly!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 12, 2018 12:58 PM (myjNJ)

9 That is NC in the red/yellow. Where I am Gas is very hard to find at the moment.

Posted by: Tyrone the Grammar Nazi at September 12, 2018 12:58 PM (yp5rN)

10 But Florence is a woman's naaa...ever mind.

Posted by: RogPodge at September 12, 2018 12:58 PM (EsHMF)

11 Crocs ... they're not just for breakfast wear anymore.

Posted by: AoSHQ Crocs Marketing Team at September 12, 2018 12:58 PM (ctuyM)

12 You ain't right, OM.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 12, 2018 12:59 PM (wBzi3)

13 Hmm.

Hmmmm.

There's a shofar joke there somewhere...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 12:59 PM (6qErC)

14 That's quite graphic.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 12:59 PM (yNyJy)

15 Hey everyone! All you hordelings in peril, stay safe!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 12, 2018 01:00 PM (myjNJ)

16 And a quick fix by the geographically impaired OregonMuse.

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:00 PM (hLRSq)

17 Here's what I wish I had done before Harvey:

-Move your cars to high ground.
-Move stuff in your home as high as possible.
-Clean out bottom drawers. Water makes them swell shut.
-Get out while you can. Trudging through filthy flood water is no fun.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 12, 2018 01:00 PM (MX7xj)

18 That's North Carolina.

I blame Carolinians for any confusion. If you hadn't gotten greedy and insisted on two Carolinas this would not be an issue.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 12, 2018 01:00 PM (iys0/)

19 they will get the wet willie ... and some blowing ... but nothing good about it.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 12, 2018 01:01 PM (Cus5s)

20


What a big fvcking storm!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:01 PM (HaL55)

21 I thought Florence was a girl hurricane?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)

22 That's yesterday's map...today's map shows the inland track a little more westerly...towards me!

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2018 01:01 PM (0+nbW)

23 Some jerkoff gave fake news msnbc a "document" showing the Trump admin transferred $10M from FEMA to ICE to "detain immigrants."


Posted by: Max Power at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (q177U)

24 If only we had reduced fossil fuel consumption by 0.00003% over the last 5000 years!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (JTUFF)

25 glad it's going south of me.

Jane, Vic and the others down that way, hang on, it's going to be bumpy.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (8D42x)

26 Looks like it is coming ashore at the unfortunately named Surf City.

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (hLRSq)

27 I wonder how many inches they will get?

Probably not as many as predicted!

Posted by: Jim at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (UWStq)

28

Graphics by Weatherball. com.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (HaL55)

29 why does Trump hate north carolina?

Posted by: brak at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (VckGX)

30 I thought Florence was a girl hurricane?

She's a strapping lass.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (iys0/)

31 Joe Bastardi's update this morning has it coming into Savannah Sunday as a Cat 2 or 3, and moving toward Atlanta.

https://tinyurl.com/y7mx5e9z

Just finished topping off my gas tank, getting more plastic storage containers for things we'll have to leave behind if we evacuate. Will go to my cousin's house in Tallahassee.


Would appreciate prayers. This will be our third storm, and biggest one, in three years.


I'm done. As soon as my husband finds a buyer for his company, I want to move to upstate GA or SC. It's beautiful here, but I can't take this anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

32 Florence is a transitioning hurricane

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (786Ro)

33 Resembles Hurricane Caitlyn more.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (mtEJY)

34 Wow, Wilmington's ass is gonna be bleeding from Flo's probe.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (2LelM)

35 I thought Florence was a girl hurricane?


Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)


How dare you assume gender you hater!

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (hLRSq)

36 I thought Florence was a girl hurricane?

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Florence identifies as a girl hurricane.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (KUaJL)

37 I thought Florence was a girl hurricane?


Is the front hole rotating?

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always asks... at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (vtcmf)

38 So you're saying Florence is not dicking around?
She's ready to blow?
Schwing!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

39 She's a strapping lass."

Pegged it!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (6qErC)

40 OMG that's pronogorphic

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (ymnmz)

41 Oh, and kudos to (R) McConnell for doing basic (R) things while there is an (R) president, and (R) controlled Senate, and an (R) controlled House.

Way to go, Mitch.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 12, 2018 01:03 PM (JTUFF)

42 My uncle and aunt moved to Belhaven, NC a few years ago to care for my aunt's mom. He texted my mom (his younger sister) this morning that they "feel they won't get nailed too badly, based on current predictions." Yeah, I rode out a Cat 4 typhoon once, but that island was BUILT for typhoons (and earthquakes). And if I lived in Belhaven, I would have been gone yesterday. Adding them to my NC/SC prayer list, I guess.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 12, 2018 01:04 PM (XKZwp)

43 Sid Blumenthal apparently referred to Bob Woodward as a FBI asset.

Who are we to believe ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at September 12, 2018 01:04 PM (e8kgV)

44 21 I thought Florence was a girl hurricane?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)
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Grin. Maybe it's a Caitlin Jenner type of storm.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:04 PM (yNyJy)

45 >>Would appreciate prayers. This will be our third storm, and biggest one, in three years.



Be safe, Jane and the other 'rons and 'ettes in her path!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 01:04 PM (W+vEI)

46 Obviously Flo is a Tranny.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2018 01:04 PM (2LelM)

47 The hurricane penis is penetrating the coastal vagina.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:04 PM (mCMQ5)

48 That is NC in the red/yellow. Where I am Gas is very hard to find at the moment.

Eat some beans !

Posted by: JT at September 12, 2018 01:05 PM (ome5S)

49 Did Sara Carter say anything useful on Hannity last night, or was it just more hype with no payoff?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:05 PM (k1TUh)

50 I hope South of the Border makes it through okay.

You never sausage a place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 12, 2018 01:05 PM (JTUFF)

51 I'm done. As soon as my husband finds a buyer for his company, I want to move to upstate GA or SC. It's beautiful here, but I can't take this anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (ptqGC)

C'mon home, we'll be neighbors.

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2018 01:05 PM (0+nbW)

52 today's map shows the inland track a little more westerly...towards me!

Stay safe!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2018 01:05 PM (9qZ3S)

53 When is Florence expected to pull out?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

54 Hurricane Ron Jeremy.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (UnA8+)

55 Prayers for you Jane D. Be safe.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (yNyJy)

56 Why do they do this to themselves?

Or do they KNOW they're doing it and penis jokes are always funny?

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (F4u7C)

57 And in later news:

"The Coast Guard has put out a notice to mariners to be on the look out for the North Carolina. It is described as a 35,000 ton battleship, recognizable because as retiring Chief Warrant Officer Smith said "It's a f*^king battleship - what the f*^k do you think it looks like?"

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (hLRSq)

58 Send in the Sandra Fluke Brigade!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (5jVnA)

59 I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (DS2df)

60 Here is why they can't "Katrina" Trump.Unlike GW he will fight back fiercely against bullshit claims.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (mCMQ5)

61


Did Sara Carter say anything useful on Hannity last night, or was it just more hype with no payoff?


More importantly, did SH stop interrupting her long enough to hear anything she had to say?

The world may never know...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (HaL55)

62 Send in the Sandra Fluke Brigade!

Ho Lee Fuk

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (DS2df)

63 Looks like it is coming ashore at the unfortunately named Surf City."

Two girl hurricanes for every guy!

Posted by: Your Daily AoSHQ Earworm at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (ctuyM)

64 2 First.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 12, 2018 12:57 PM (/qEW2)



First LOSER!! HA!

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (F4u7C)

65 Anyway we can get Flo to rid the Carolina coast of all those Yankees?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (2LelM)

66 Does that make you horny, baby?

Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (mtEJY)

67 Where did that graphic come from, the local porn shop?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (/tuJf)

68 Does Georgia know they are about to be slapped by the testicles?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (Dp4Ng)

69 They are blaming this storm on Trump? How is this his fault?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (a0IVu)

70 58
Send in the Sandra Fluke Brigade!


Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (5jVnA)

59
I volunteer as tribute!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (DS2df)


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HORDEMINDE POWERS: ACTIVATE!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (JTUFF)

71


Florence is a Himmacaine!

Posted by: Trump's Katrina at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (ymnmz)

72 As it moves further in, the storm will peter out.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:08 PM (m45I2)

73 It isn't even expected for another two days or more.

Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 01:08 PM (I9Sw7)

74 Here is why they can't "Katrina" Trump.Unlike GW he will fight back fiercely against bullshit claims.

Yeah, they already tried this with Puerto Rico. And failed. Miserably.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 12, 2018 01:08 PM (iys0/)

75 It appears in that image that the head condom is coming off. That's going to cause a problem.

unless you're a leftist asshole, then ABORTION!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:08 PM (F4u7C)

76 Ribbed for their pleasure.
Posted by: GnuBreed


Are you on my Facebook feed? LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:08 PM (rIQuo)

77 From the looks of that graphic, at least this hurricane is practicing "safe" thrashing.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 12, 2018 01:08 PM (NFEMn)

78 Don't be stupid. Get out of there. Heck, I live in Michigan and I told my boss I'm evacuating to the Upper Peninsula.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (vI+F1)

79 Here is why they can't "Katrina" Trump.Unlike GW he will fight back fiercely against bullshit claims."

They'll try. Lord knows they'll try.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (6qErC)

80 69
They are blaming this storm on Trump? How is this his fault?


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (a0IVu)


Did you even see the graphic? How could that not be his fault after all the P-grabbing rhetoric?!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

81 Man, Trump is going to be so f*cked if any of the dams around Durham fail.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (JTUFF)

82 If only my butt was North Carolina.

Posted by: Shep! at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (jcLxj)

83 Florence is obviously a pre-op tranny.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

84 If this storm lasts more than four hours seek medical assistance.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (m45I2)

85 I guess in the end it's all cocks, isn't it?

Posted by: Jamie Lannister at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (DS2df)

86 I hope the worst has passed VA for my vacation next week. I see different forecasts at each weather site I visit. I'd think about pushing it back a few days, but that's still no guarantee that the weather would be better.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

87 Here is why they can't "Katrina" Trump.Unlike GW he will fight back fiercely against bullshit claims.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (mCMQ5)


That and everyone is expecting them to pull that tired stunt. They tried in Puerto Rico already and it didn't work. It makes this easier (though no less infuriating) that they have already gone low so that's what you expect.

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (hLRSq)

88 I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (8iiMU)

89 I want to move to upstate GA or SC. It's beautiful here, but I can't take this anymore.

Seat's taken.

Posted by: Athens, GA at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM (9qZ3S)

90 Penis Hurricane = Patriarchy.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

91 >>Here is why they can't "Katrina" Trump.Unlike GW he will fight back fiercely against bullshit claims.



Trump's got communications game.
It may be annoying and cringe-worthy at times, but he is a master at breaking the MSM's OODA loop.
I imagine it will get ugly over the next few days...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (W+vEI)

92 I wonder how many inches they will get?

Probably not as many as predicted!
Posted by: Jim



From the looks of that picture, about 6 inches.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (rIQuo)

93 Here's a graphic showing Florence approaching SC (on the left) and NC (on the right).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHdDxKy2QW0

Posted by: goatexchange at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (YFnq5)

94 The cock of uncertainty.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (r9UYA)

95 HORDEMINDE POWERS: ACTIVATE!


Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (JTUFF)

FRONT-HOLE TOWARDS ENEMY.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (5jVnA)

96 Looks like NC is gonna take it in the ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (rIQuo)

97 They tried to Katrina Trump last year over Puerto Rico ("Pordarico").

NC and SC Dems probably already have the custom-made t-shirts ready to for Dem mayors for photo ops.

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (786Ro)

98 60 Here is why they can't "Katrina" Trump.Unlike GW he will fight back fiercely against bullshit claims.
Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (mCMQ5)
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Indeed, agreed. I think this blame game hurricane tradition of the left gets smacked down with President Trump.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (yNyJy)

99 Wait till they get a load of me!

Posted by: Cocknado at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (DS2df)

100 Here is why they can't "Katrina" Trump.Unlike GW he will fight back fiercely against bullshit claims.

Posted by: steevy at September 12, 2018 01:06 PM (mCMQ5)


Trump: Loves America

GW: MONEY.....a guy's gotta retire, ya know?

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (F4u7C)

101 Is there a betting line somewhere on the first knob in the press to go Full Katrina?




I'm betting Potato.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (ymnmz)

102 Things to be happy about - John McCain is still dead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (k1TUh)

103 Asheville is the g-spot.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (QLvwG)

104 85-
with any luck.

Posted by: sandra fluke at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (ii+Y4)

105 If this storm lasts more than four hours seek medical assistance.

Bob Dole approves of this message.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (vtcmf)

106
Looks like Florence is wearing a French Tickler

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (TAmPV)

107 84 If this storm lasts more than four hours seek medical assistance.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM



Screen, keyboard, coffee...assembly no longer required.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (0tfLf)

108 The Washington Post has an editorial today saying Trump's completely responsible for this hurricane. Even libs are pointing and laughing at them.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (ZGrMX)

109 Florence is wide and wet and ready to blow. I have a 6 pack of Trojans and a case of natty lite. Bring her on!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (dNzKv)

110 96 Looks like NC is gonna take it in the ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (rIQuo)


So Durham will be hardest hit.

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (7HtZB)

111 I like referring to this storm as "Hurricane Progressive."

I am also glad I am not there, and will be glad if all you morons can stay safe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (/ZWeB)

112 In 2011, there was this assholey leftist film made by Oprah Winfrey called "The Help," about black maids. It was showered with Oscars including the Best Actress Oscar.

At the time -- which apparently was the stone age, in contemporary terms -- it was hailed as a super-duper revolutionary anti-white pro-black leftwing supernova of liberal righteousness that made white limousine liberals weep with masochistic guilt-glee.

But now? 2018? The lead actress in the movie, who won the Oscar, basically says that the film was an evil white-y whitewashing of whiteness, in which the voice of the black maids "wasn't heard":

https://apnews.com/ 4c0ef13e202f4f6e81a65bfc63d9de5c/ Viola-Davis-has-regrets-about-role-in-'The-Help'

Think the Left will ever be satisfied? Think again. One of the core principles of Deep Leftism is "Endless revolution," a constant pushing ever-more leftward, no matter how left society has already been pushed. Give them an inch, they'll take a mile.

Solution: Do not give them that inch.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (c+2jX)

113 From the looks of that picture, about 6 inches.


The Paolo lol'd.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (DS2df)

114 make sure you stock up on food and bottled water if you're anywhere near an area where it's projected.
i had plenty of bottled water but we ran out of food when Harvey hit Texas last year. it takes a while for stores to get stock back in. ate a lot of beans and rice...

Posted by: brak at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (VckGX)

115 Yeah, they already tried this with Puerto Rico. And failed. Miserably.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 12, 2018 01:08 PM


This got willowed, but applies:

The one very interesting news item that CBS is pushing is the football field sized area of bottled FEMA water on skids that someone got a picture of that has sat on some runway in PR since days after the storm. It never got delivered to the residents. Just covered up with blue tarps to waste away in the tropical heat.

Sure, it's mighty embarrassing to the Mayor of PR -- an outspoken critic of Trump and FEMA. That's why it's surprising it's being reported.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)

116 I live in Michigan and I told my boss I'm evacuating to the Upper Peninsula.

Bring a six-pack, eh.

Posted by: Yoopers at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (9qZ3S)

117 101 Is there a betting line somewhere on the first knob in the press to go Full Katrina?




I'm betting Potato.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (ymnmz)

Juh-Juh-Juh-Jimmy Acosta.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (UnA8+)

118 If only trump didn't pull out....of Paris....accords.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (dNzKv)

119 >>make sure you stock up on food and bottled water if you're anywhere near an area where it's projected.

And some cigarettes for after.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (/tuJf)

120 Looks like Florence is getting Georgia soaking wet.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (Z48ZB)

121 69 They are blaming this storm on Trump? How is this his fault?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (a0IVu)


Because he pulled out (heh) of the Paris Accords and didn't do enough to stop global warmenenening.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (xlCXC)

122 It isn't even expected for another two days or more.

Posted by: Delton Nom Klugenovski at September 12, 2018 01:08 PM



Hurricane foreplay.

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (786Ro)

123 Facebook just banned Brandon Straka (WalkAway movement founder) for mentioning that he was interviewed by Alex Jones. Note: not posting the interview, just stating that he was interviewed.

He's in the middle of planning a March next month. They have suspended him for 30 days.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (Ri0Ku)

124 If Flo was predicted to be a bigger, Cat 5 storm, would the graphic be some other color than pink?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (8iiMU)

125 I hope South of The Border and Pedro survive,

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (QLvwG)

126 110 96 Looks like NC is gonna take it in the ass.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:10 PM (rIQuo)

So Durham will be hardest hit. "

And yet everyone keeps saying this storm is a Bad Thing.

We told you not to hate on the Joos and their Weather Machine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (k1TUh)

127 Sending thoughts to future victims of hurricane Florence, particularly the women who will be deprived of urgent and necessary access to reproductive care!!

[picture of Lena in a bikini, sipping a huge hurricane drink that time she vacationed in the Outer Banks]

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Instagram at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

128 North Carolina was asking for it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (XcY4q)

129 Oh my...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (bcbK8)

130 >>102
Things to be happy about - John McCain is still dead.

and the worms are happy and well fed.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (r9UYA)

131 More meateorology humor, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (m45I2)

132 so today, trump lowered our discourse by having once had secks with a girl of low repute and by yesterday pumping his fist while there was a hurricane.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (yMqYP)

133
Looks like Florence is getting Georgia soaking wet.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (Z48ZB)


Who hasn't?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (TAmPV)

134 >> If Flo was predicted to be a bigger, Cat 5 storm, would the graphic be some other color than pink?



Maybe throbbing?

Posted by: Lena Dunham's Instagram at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (W+vEI)

135 Is there a betting line somewhere on the first knob in the press to go Full Katrina?


Shep is already warming up - he's ordered extra hysterics for the lower screen crawl.

Samples: Thousands Dine on the Flesh of the Fallen, Blame Trump. Trump sends barrels of BBQ Sauce to devastated North Caroline, says "Bon Appetite."

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:14 PM (hLRSq)

136 Willowed

Some jerkoff gave fake news msnbc a "document" showing the Trump admin
transferred $10M from FEMA to ICE to "detain immigrants."

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So less than 40% of what Mewler has wasted?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 12, 2018 01:14 PM (pw+jk)

137 South Carolina is going to get tea bagged.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)

138 112
Think the Left will ever be satisfied? Think again. One of the core principles of Deep Leftism is "Endless revolution," a constant pushing ever-more leftward, no matter how left society has already been pushed. Give them an inch, they'll take a mile.

Solution: Do not give them that inch.
Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (c+2jX)

After all, you can't be "Progressive" if you stop progressing.

So the Perpetual Outrage Machine can never stop.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:14 PM (UnA8+)

139 66 Does that make you horny, baby?
Posted by: Austin Danger Powers at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (mtEJY)
-------
LOL. They should of named the storm Randy.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:14 PM (yNyJy)

140 That's why it's surprising it's being reported."

Can't help themselves. The surprise is that no one at FEMA is apologizing...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:14 PM (6qErC)

141 Hurricane Florence had been identified as Hurricane Bruce, but during its transition across the Atlantic...

Posted by: The Mr Wolf at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (YkEgi)

142 Is Lootie out yet?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (XcY4q)

143 If the media stayed away from the path of the storm there would be a lot less blowing going on.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (nBr1j)

144 and the worms are happy and well fed.
=====

Think again. Gamey and stringy.

Posted by: The Worms at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (jcLxj)

145
And some cigarettes for after.

Posted by: JackStraw


*******


Winner!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (m45I2)

146 If only Dr. Ruth were a weather girl...

Posted by: Hands at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (786Ro)

147 Flo looks to be stiff and unyielding.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (QLvwG)

148 So many screen doors in the path of this one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (xPJvm)

149 Sure, it's mighty embarrassing to the Mayor of PR -- an outspoken critic of Trump and FEMA. That's why it's surprising it's being reported."

They let the picture get out and go viral before they realized it couldn't be used against Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (k1TUh)

150 123 Facebook just banned Brandon Straka (WalkAway movement founder) for mentioning that he was interviewed by Alex Jones. Note: not posting the interview, just stating that he was interviewed.

He's in the middle of planning a March next month. They have suspended him for 30 days.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2018 01:13 PM (Ri0Ku)

You don't exist if Silicon Valley says you don't exist.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM (UnA8+)

151 I'm betting Potato.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (ymnmz)


My money is on the Human Thumb. I'm confident he won't let me down.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 12, 2018 01:16 PM (xlCXC)

152 But Florence is a woman's naaa...ever mind.

-
Dude, it identifies as male.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 01:16 PM (+y/Ru)

153 Fallopian, GA.

Posted by: Zod at September 12, 2018 01:16 PM (Bdeb0)

154 The Emrammening

http://bit.ly/2OdFVUX

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 01:16 PM (yQpMk)

155 143 If the media stayed away from the path of the storm there would be a lot less blowing going on.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM
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Ain't that the truth.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (yNyJy)

156 Trump sends barrels of BBQ Sauce to devastated North Caroline, says "Bon Appetite."

Make sure to send the right kind of BBQ sauce.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8m8mj5n

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (9qZ3S)

157 130 >>102
Things to be happy about - John McCain is still dead.
------------------
If Annapolis gets flooded he could pop up. Just sayin.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (2LelM)

158 FRONT-HOLE TOWARDS ENEMY.

---

I've got to figure out how to incorporate that into my name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (wkPQ8)

159

Dan?



Dan?


It's been a while.



Dan?

Posted by: Dan Rather's Rain Slicker at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (ymnmz)

160 And the FEMA director's name is "Brock Long" - you can't make this up

Posted by: josephistan at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (7HtZB)

161 150 How can they ban a faggot? Cocksuckerphobes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (XcY4q)

162 Is Florence passing anywhere near Intercourse, PA?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (nBr1j)

163 They let the picture get out and go viral before they realized it couldn't be used against Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:15 PM


Bingo.

Sometimes I hate on 'social media' too much. In this one case, that one picture is worth a thousand words.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:17 PM (LOgQ4)

164 Solution: Do not give them that inch.

So, to be clear, I do not give a rat's hindquarters about Viola Davis's misgivings. (By the way, did her regrets extend to returning the money?)

But The Help is exactly the kind of White Savior narrative that liberals love to believe about themselves. How they alone amongst white people truly care and sympathize with black folks.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 12, 2018 01:18 PM (iys0/)

165 Interesting - new tracks are settling in with a Wilmington to Myrtle Beach landing, but the US version still holds the weird SW loop...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:18 PM (6qErC)

166 Looks like Florence is getting Georgia soaking wet.

Posted by: LASue


So Flo is a squirter. Who knew?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:18 PM (rIQuo)

167 But it isn't RAPE rape.

Posted by: Whoopie!!!! at September 12, 2018 01:18 PM (F4u7C)

168 Some hurricane music while you wait for Trump to direct the hurricane to hit land.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3q8Od5qJio

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:18 PM (5jVnA)

169 Reported: Lindsey Graham seen racing to the N. Carolina shoreline in assless chaps and petroleum jelly.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (r9UYA)

170 I hope it turns more west.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (XcY4q)

171 Phallic weather map jokes just don't have the same staying power as when I was younger.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (m45I2)

172 Think of your partner, Florence. We certainly don't want you to overperform on the coastline.

Posted by: Male Enhancement Pills at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (/ZWeB)

173 Fallopian, GA."

Totally tubular, dude.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (6qErC)

174 I'm done. As soon as my husband finds a buyer for his company, I want to move to upstate GA or SC. It's beautiful here, but I can't take this anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM (ptqGC)


I don't blame you. From step son's flood in Houston last year, I recommend putting all furniture you can't move upstairs up as high off the floor as possible - on blocks, milk cartons, upside down buckets...whatever. Fridge is ruined if it gets water in it- may not be savable. Move your cars if you can- they will flood fast and be ruined. Other probably obvious things - find a place to charge your phone (car batteries work if you have a running car). But really, just get out if you can.

Posted by: LASue at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (Z48ZB)

175 171 Phallic weather map jokes just don't have the same staying power as when I was younger.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (m45I2)

There's a pill for that.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

176

They are blaming this storm on Trump? How is this his fault?


Much like the Sun rising in the East every morning, it just is. There's no need for you to think about it, just believe your betters in Progda because they're better than you.

In every way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (HaL55)

177 Phallic weather map jokes just don't have the same staying power as when I was younger."

That's just nuts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (6qErC)

178 Is the horde watching Apple's "Gather Round" event?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (9qZ3S)

179 Does one state in five get raped by a hurricane?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (nBr1j)

180 177 That's just nuts.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (6qErC)

BOFA?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (UnA8+)

181 I guess in the end it's all cocks, isn't it?
Posted by: Jamie Lannister at September 12, 2018 01:09 PM


Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (huEay)

182 *squirt*

Posted by: hurricane Florence at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (HgMAr)

183 "The low pressure at the center of a hurricane imparts a counterclockwise swirl."



"Hey, that's MY move!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (m45I2)

184 69
They are blaming this storm on Trump? How is this his fault?


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:07 PM (a0IVu)---------------------------------


Wow, you must hate minority people! How can you actually ask questions so mean to minorities?

It can't get any more obvious, Trump caused this hurricane because he withdrew from the Paris Accords. Duh!

Posted by: ABCBSNBCNN at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (UsCnO)

185 Trump sends barrels of BBQ Sauce to devastated North Caroline, says "Bon Appetite."

Make sure to send the right kind of BBQ sauce.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8m8mj5n
Posted by: bonhomme

Carolina BBQ is vinegar base and far superior to the tomato base CRAP!

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)

186 178
Is the horde watching Apple's "Gather Round" event?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (9qZ3S)

First I would have to know about it, and second, I would have to give a sh1t.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (ymnmz)

187 177
Phallic weather map jokes just don't have the same staying power as when I was younger."



That's just nuts.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (6qErC)

They are spent?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (5jVnA)

188 BOFA?
Posted by: Hikaru"

Nutz.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (6qErC)

189 How awesome would it be if that were an animated gif?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (ymnmz)

190 102 Things to be happy about - John McCain is still dead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 12, 2018 01:11 PM (k1TUh)
----------------------
Who?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (0jtPF)

191 Carolina BBQ smells and tastes like dog poop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (XcY4q)

192 I am in NoVA. The local gov here is going totally crazy cakes and whipping up hysteria.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 12, 2018 01:22 PM (Uiz/V)

193 Phallic weather map jokes just don't have the same staying power as when I was younger.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:19 PM (m45I2)

Bob Dole can help with that. When Bob Dole springs into action, Bob Dole stays firm and unrelenting until the task is fully completed.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 12, 2018 01:22 PM (QLvwG)

194 189 How awesome would it be if that were an animated gif?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (ymnmz)

With sound effects.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 12, 2018 01:22 PM (nBr1j)

195 191
Carolina BBQ smells and tastes like dog poop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (XcY4q)



Tensions are rising.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:22 PM (ymnmz)

196 The gppd kind comes from Kansas City.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (XcY4q)

197 Since Trump is calling for evacuations, will "the resistance" go vacation on the Carolina coast this weekend?

Posted by: zmdavid at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (xqRaG)

198 Isn't there two more hurricanes following behind Florence? Helene and Blazes?

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (yNyJy)

199 Who's next after bowing past S.C.? Thinking ahead.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (ez4hP)

200 Gather Round the front hole!

Posted by: Fapple at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (vtcmf)

201 I AM BIGGUS DICKUS!

Posted by: T-Bone at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (ANJe6)

202 I'm done. As soon as my husband finds a buyer for his company, I want to move to upstate GA or SC. It's beautiful here, but I can't take this anymore.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 12, 2018 01:02 PM


That's what I'm thinking. There must be some huge lakes in that area, safely away from the shoreline. I have to retire to a water view.

But every stinking coastal place I've ever looked seriously into has gotten whacked with a hurricane within the next three to six months.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (LOgQ4)

203 ace must have had a hard night again.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (a0IVu)

204 Witness how massive and inescapable the warning about Hurricane Florence are, telling everyone to evacuate? Can't escape the coverage - -every media outlet, every communication format, everywhere, telling everyone to "Flee!", days and days before the hurricane actually hits.

Well, what the leftist media tried to make everyone forget, is that a similar --of not even more extreme -- level of media saturation and far-far-far-ahead of time warnings blanket the airwaves for days and days before Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans in 2005. Everyone - -every single person -- in NO (and the whole coastal south) knew that were supposed to get to higher ground, for a week ahead of time.

AND YET

But of course that is all bullshit. They all knew they were supposed to leave. But some just decided to stay. And reaped the consequences. And yet somehow that's White America's fault.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (c+2jX)

205 191 Carolina BBQ smells and tastes like dog poop.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Tomato base IS dog poop.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)

206 Is the horde watching Apple's "Gather Round" event?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 12, 2018 01:20 PM (9qZ3S)


Fuck Apple with Hurricane Florence's dick.

Posted by: Whoopie!!!! at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (F4u7C)

207 Blowing...like in the wind.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (ez4hP)

208 BREAKING on CNN: Trump has completely botched the response to and cleanup efforts in the wake of Hurricane Florence.

Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (VarGP)

209 Damn sock.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (F4u7C)

210 But every stinking coastal place I've ever looked
seriously into has gotten whacked with a hurricane within the next three
to six months.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (LOgQ4)
Well, there is always the west coast, but you have to put up with crazy liberals.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (a0IVu)

211 Carolina BBQ smells and tastes like dog poop.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (XcY4q)


Begun the flame wars of BBQ have.

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

212 I notice that it's ribbed.

Assuming that's for Carolina's pleasure.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (4rZ+e)

213 President Trump Sends North Carolina an aspirin and says "Hold this between your knees!"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (m45I2)

214 Did we lose tmi3rd to Salon or something?

Wasn't he our weather / opera guy?

Posted by: blaster at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (jtqoO)

215 205
191 Carolina BBQ smells and tastes like dog poop.

Posted by: Boss Moss



Tomato base IS dog poop.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)


Oh no you dint!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (ymnmz)

216 Phallic weather map jokes just don't have the same staying power as when I was younger."



You're hard to please.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (yQpMk)

217 Gee, a paragraph disappeared from my comment, totally destroying the comment. Here it is, too late:

...AND YET, despite that, afterward, determined to promulgate their anti-Bush agenda, the left in the immediate aftermath adn for YEARS subsequently, up to today even, have pushed the narrative that the black people -- and, oddly, only the black people --- were never warned about Katrina and were "abandoned" to the floods because "George Bush hates black people," and that he used Katrina as some kind of evil super-weapon to commit genocide against Black America.

But of course...

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (c+2jX)

218 Man, that sucks. Ocracoke Isl. is right in the cross-hairs. Ocracoke is an amazing place. Since 8/10ths of the island is Nat'l Seashore, the village is effectively hemmed in. The island is much like the Outerbanks of the 1950's. My wife and I honeymooned there 25 years ago, and we return there often. The locals typically stay and party through storms, b/c that's the only time they have the island to themselves. I hope they're out of there for this one.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (ty7RM)

219 Since Trump is calling for evacuations, will "the resistance" go vacation on the Carolina coast this weekend?

Posted by: zmdavid at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (xqRaG)


Please? Pretty please with sugar on it?

Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (hLRSq)

220 Rush just played a clip of Max Boot being an asshole about Trump's response to the PR hurricane. Boot sounds like a faggot by the way.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (r9UYA)

221 Tomato base IS dog poop.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)


No, if I wanted my smoked meats to taste like vinegar, I'd just dump vinegar on them. And I don't, so I don't. Vinegar should be used sparingly.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:25 PM (F4u7C)

222 AP lede--


"Hurricane Donald (previously named "Flo" until Progressive Insurance paid off the National Hurricane Center) is expected to grab the Carolina coast by it's mish, rape the area from Wilmington to Charleston, and then march to Atlanta, eventually leaving inland Carolinas all the way to northern Georgia crumpled on the ground whimpering from Donald's violence."

Posted by: Huck Follywood, red wave building at September 12, 2018 01:25 PM (LISuA)

223 >>You're hard to please.

This is where Paolo comes in.

Posted by: Paolo at September 12, 2018 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

224 "The low pressure at the center of a hurricane imparts a counterclockwise swirl."



The alphabet. Backwards.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:25 PM (rIQuo)

225 It should be Hurricane Sherman.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 12, 2018 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

226 Has Vic been around? If this track holds he'll be in the middle of it, though a bit inland.

Posted by: BignJames at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (0+nbW)

227 If I want to taste vinegar I open a box of wine.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (XcY4q)

228
No, if I wanted my smoked meats to taste like vinegar, I'd just dump vinegar on them. And I don't, so I don't. Vinegar should be used sparingly.
Posted by: Sponge

I bet you put ketchup on a hotdog.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

229 Hurricane Carlos Danger to an underage tweeter.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (F4u7C)

230 going to be a big nothing burger.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (MTjB1)

231 I AM CUCKUS MAXIMUS!

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (ANJe6)

232 On a serious note, is that wild horse island in serious danger?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (ymnmz)

233 203 ace must have had a hard night again.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (a0IVu)

____


Phrasing?

Posted by: ShainS at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (VarGP)

234 I bet you put ketchup on a hotdog.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)


Not usually. Mustard n' relish most of the time.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

235 Because he pulled out (heh) of the Paris Accords and didn't do enough to stop global warmenenening.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (xlCXC)


Trump should come out and announce that apparently Obama DID solve Global Warming, as it is no longer happening.

Therefore, as it is solved, we can go back to business as usual.

Give the Dems credit for solving a non existent crises.

Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (NgKpN)

236 someone needs to put an end to this mandatory evacuation order nonsense. simply let everyone know that there will not be any emergency services if you decide to stay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (MTjB1)

237 221
Tomato base IS dog poop.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)



No, if I wanted my smoked meats to taste like vinegar, I'd just dump
vinegar on them. And I don't, so I don't. Vinegar should be used
sparingly.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:25 PM (F4u7C)

People, people, people. If you cannot enjoy the unique delights each style of barbecue bring to the table, you just might be gay.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (5jVnA)

238 Chicoteague abd Assoteague..?

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (XcY4q)

239 "Hurricane Donald William T Sherman (previously named "Flo" until Progressive Insurance paid off the National Hurricane Center) is expected to grab the Carolina coast by it's mish, rape the area from Wilmington to Charleston, and then march to Atlanta, eventually leaving inland Carolinas all the way to northern Georgia crumpled on the ground whimpering from Donald's violence."
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Posted by: rickb223 at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (rIQuo)

240
Well, what the leftist media tried to make
everyone forget, is that a similar --of not even more extreme -- level
of media saturation and far-far-far-ahead of time warnings blanket the
airwaves for days and days before Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans in
2005. Everyone - -every single person -- in NO (and the whole coastal
south) knew that were supposed to get to higher ground, for a week ahead
of time.



AND YET


But of course that is all bullshit. They all knew they were supposed
to leave. But some just decided to stay. And reaped the consequences.
And yet somehow that's White America's fault.





Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018

*
*
Aggravated by the lack of planning of city and state "leaders": Kathleen Babineaux Blanco, the governor [aka "Babblin' BlankStare"] failed to ask for Federal disaster aid in advance, and Ray the Chocolate City mayor didn't issue the evacuation order until the morning before the storm hit. Media didn't play those up, either.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 01:28 PM (/ZWeB)

241 I wonder how the looters will make out in N. Carolina?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:28 PM (r9UYA)

242 So girthy you can see it from outer space.


/Just sayin'

Posted by: Muldoon at September 12, 2018 01:28 PM (m45I2)

243 221 Tomato base IS dog poop.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:23 PM (Bdeb0)

No, if I wanted my smoked meats to taste like vinegar, I'd just dump vinegar on them. And I don't, so I don't. Vinegar should be used sparingly.
-------------------
Sponge, you ain't from around here are you?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2018 01:28 PM (2LelM)

244 232 On a serious note, is that wild horse island in serious danger?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


Isn't that up in Canada? You're referring to Sable Island, presumably? It's in Nova Scotia. Way way outside the storm's track.

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018 01:28 PM (c+2jX)

245 nood ace

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 12, 2018 01:28 PM (a0IVu)

246 But of course that is all bullshit. They all knew they were supposed to leave. But some just decided to stay. And reaped the consequences. And yet somehow that's White America's fault.
===============================
Yeah, they just didn't have the means to leave, you see. And that's because of the legacy of slavery, it's (still) all our fault. And will be, until reparations are paid, and all farmland south of Mason/Dixon is reallocated.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 01:28 PM (ty7RM)

247 I'm praying that Florence turns straight north, turns all the way around to the east & pile drives Helene.

Posted by: BebeDahl at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (yNyJy)

248 234 I bet you put ketchup on a hotdog.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)

Not usually. Mustard n' relish most of the time.
Posted by: Sponge

Carolina base is the only BBQ my kids can eat. Tomatoes will kill both of them allergies.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)

249 Man, that sucks. Ocracoke Isl. is right in the cross-hairs. Ocracoke is an amazing place. Since 8/10ths of the island is Nat'l Seashore, the village is effectively hemmed in. The island is much like the Outerbanks of the 1950's. My wife and I honeymooned there 25 years ago, and we return there often. The locals typically stay and party through storms, b/c that's the only time they have the island to themselves. I hope they're out of there for this one.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM


Nah. They'll all be upstairs, 25 feet off the ground, on pilings, in Howard's Pub, with the waves lapping at the door. Ordering beer and burgers, having a good ol' time.

I heard today the ferry service is over. They're now putting them in some safe harbor.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (LOgQ4)

250 This killed the quest for a home near the coast, which is too bad because I didn't want it anyway. The final straw was some woman on the news explaining how they've gotten used to packing up their valuables and moving 100 miles inland every storm. I egged it on by saying, innocently- "Gee, can you imagine doing that?"

*horrified look*

Posted by: Marcus T at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

251 I notice that it's ribbed.

Assuming that's for Carolina's pleasure.

Posted by: garrett at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (4rZ+e)

and she doesn't want a facial

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (HgMAr)

252 115----Sure, it's mighty embarrassing to the Mayor of PR -- an outspoken critic of Trump and FEMA. That's why it's surprising it's being reported.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)
---------------------------
You mean the Mayoress of San Juan.
The Governor of PR was very Trump-positive in his remarks about hurricane relief.

Which explains why the MSM has given 100% of their attention to the former and utterly ignored the latter.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (0jtPF)

253 244 232 On a serious note, is that wild horse island in serious danger?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Isn't that up in Canada? You're referring to Sable Island, presumably? It's in Nova Scotia. Way way outside the storm's track.
--------------------
That's Chincoteague in Maryland.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (2LelM)

254 Carolina BBQ is vinegar base and far superior to the tomato base CRAP!

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:21 PM (Bdeb0)


I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

Posted by: Stubbs Spicy BBQ Sauce, Lubbock, Texas at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (QLvwG)

255 Posted by: Huck Follywood, red wave building at September 12, 2018 01:25 PM (LISuA)


Clearly this storm was cause by Northerners!


Its a Storm of Northern Aggression! as its Marching on Atlanta!

Should rename it Tropical Storm Sherman! although its marching FROM the Sea..

Posted by: Don Q at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

256 People, people, people. If you cannot enjoy the unique delights each style of barbecue bring to the table, you just might be gay.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (5jVnA)


This is a debate of sauces. Smoked meats are smoked meats. It's all about the sauce. You fuck a sauce up by making it slightly flavored vinegar. Period.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (F4u7C)

257 Begun the flame wars of BBQ have.


ISWYDT.

Posted by: Trump in 2020 campaign at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (SHz3e)

258 The one very interesting news item that CBS is pushing is the football field sized area of bottled FEMA water on skids that someone got a picture of that has sat on some runway in PR since days after the storm. It never got delivered to the residents. Just covered up with blue tarps to waste away in the tropical heat.

Sure, it's mighty embarrassing to the Mayor of PR -- an outspoken critic of Trump and FEMA. That's why it's surprising it's being reported.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)

As FEMA director said in the news that FEMA job is to move massive amounts of shit ASAP to the state and local respondents. It is their job to distribute the goods downstream!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (JFO2v)

259 >>Isn't that up in Canada? You're referring to Sable Island, presumably? It's in Nova Scotia. Way way outside the storm's track.

No, the barrier island off NC have wild horses. I saw a report yesterday with naturalists saying the horses should be ok since they know how to deal with weather conditions but I'm dubious.

Posted by: Paolo at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (/tuJf)

260 I bet you put ketchup on a hotdog.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)


only if I'm out of mayo

Posted by: wth at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (HgMAr)

261 220 Rush just played a clip of Max Boot being an asshole about Trump's response to the PR hurricane. Boot sounds like a faggot by the way.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (r9UYA)


Max Boot talk likes a fag, and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (xlCXC)

262 The one very interesting news item that CBS is
pushing is the football field sized area of bottled FEMA water on skids
that someone got a picture of that has sat on some runway in PR since
days after the storm. It never got delivered to the residents. Just
covered up with blue tarps to waste away in the tropical heat.



Sure, it's mighty embarrassing to the Mayor of PR -- an outspoken
critic of Trump and FEMA. That's why it's surprising it's being
reported.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)
============================

A rare event: an American news network actually committing an act of actual journalism. I hope you DVR'ed it. That should be worth good money some day.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (UsCnO)

263 I bet you put ketchup on a hotdog.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)


Its a tomato reduction.

Posted by: Guormet Hot Dog at September 12, 2018 01:30 PM (w1aEd)

264 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:31 PM (/tuJf)

265 ...AND YET, despite that, afterward, determined to
promulgate their anti-Bush agenda, the left in the immediate aftermath
adn for YEARS subsequently, up to today even, have pushed the narrative
that the black people -- and, oddly, only the black people ---
were never warned about Katrina and were "abandoned" to the floods
because "George Bush hates black people," and that he used Katrina as
some kind of evil super-weapon to commit genocide against Black America.



But of course...

Posted by: zombie at September 12, 2018

*
*
While the facts are that a lot of those black people drove their cars downtown on Sunday morning, parked them on the street, and strolled into the Superdome. They could have fled, but chose not to.

And the Miss. Gulf Coast was hit harder and damaged much worse than the city of Da Swamp; but because those people were mostly white, and got off their rears and started fixing things without waiting for FEMA, the media ignored them in its rush to crucify GW.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (/ZWeB)

266 Carolina base is the only BBQ my kids can eat. Tomatoes will kill both of them allergies.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:29 PM (Bdeb0)


That doesn't make it BETTER. Makes it a viable alternative for those with allergies.

Sucks for them, to be sure. Tomatoes are the bombdiggity.

My daughter won't eat raw tomatoes, however. Not sure she's mine.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (F4u7C)

267 220 Rush just played a clip of Max Boot being an asshole about Trump's response to the PR hurricane. Boot sounds like a faggot by the way.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 12, 2018 01:24 PM (r9UYA)


When will God-Gangster Putin take away Boot's SMR card?

Posted by: Hikaru at September 12, 2018 01:32 PM (UnA8+)

268 Posted by: yankeefifth at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (MTjB1)

Emergency services? Haha!


There won't be water or sewers for a week at least. No grocery stores, no ice, no gasoline, no nothing. Roofs (and even whole houses) will be destroyed for a swath of land on the southwestern edge of the eye. There won't be any services.


Instead of ending mandatory evacuations, as you suggest, they should augment by collecting next-of-kin information and promise to let them know once the storm is over.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, red wave building at September 12, 2018 01:33 PM (LISuA)

269 Max Boot is the guy on the commercial for the testosterone boosting supplement getting the facial, isn't he?

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (F4u7C)

270 234
I bet you put ketchup on a hotdog.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 12, 2018 01:26 PM (Bdeb0)



Not usually. Mustard n' relish most of the time.

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)

I think it is ok NOT to criticize people in the path of the hurricane for their condiment choices for a while.

But understand, this is only temporary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)

271
I think it is ok NOT to criticize people in the path of the hurricane for their condiment choices for a while.

But understand, this is only temporary.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)


Huh....guess I missed that memo. SORRY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (F4u7C)

272 269 Max Boot is the guy on the commercial for the testosterone boosting supplement getting the facial, isn't he?
Posted by: Sponge at September 12, 2018 01:34 PM (F4u7C)

No he is watching his wife get one

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 12, 2018 01:35 PM (JFO2v)

273 >>And the Miss. Gulf Coast was hit harder and damaged much worse than the city of Da Swamp; but because those people were mostly white, and got off their rears and started fixing things without waiting for FEMA, the media ignored them in its rush to crucify GW.

I was in Biloxi the week before Katrina and we stayed at a hotel that had a floating casino tied up right in front. I saw pictures after Katrina and the whole casin barge was lifted up and over the hotel and deposited in the road in front of the hotel.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (/tuJf)

274
If it gets bad enough those Chincoteague horses will just swim to the mainland.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (LOgQ4)

275 I realize this is sort of a dumb question, but didn't Hurricane Lane just hit Hawaii? Now we're back to "F" in the alphabet? I assume they're named as they're spotted and Florence was spotted first, but how often do storms hit land that far out of order, and what causes that?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM (uquGJ)

276 "But of course that is all bullshit. They all knew
they were supposed to leave. But some just decided to stay. And reaped
the consequences. And yet somehow that's White America's fault.





Posted by: zombie"


Clearly, the radio/TV signals to black neighborhoods were blocked. How else can you explain that black failed to evacuate?

Posted by: Ripley at September 12, 2018 01:38 PM (MxEKc)

277
Was lemonparty named after Don Lemon's father?
Don Lemon seems a little young...

Posted by: Amrish Puri at September 12, 2018 01:41 PM (LilNs)

278
Results show that 11-out-of-10 respondents, including butt-dials, "really, really could get into some Taco Bell right now. Really."
A spokesman for Harris said the preference for Taco Bell spanned all demographics, "even people who can't speak Mexican."

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at September 12, 2018 01:44 PM (e8kgV)

279 I realize this is sort of a dumb question, but didn't Hurricane Lane just hit Hawaii? Now we're back to "F" in the alphabet? I assume they're named as they're spotted and Florence was spotted first, but how often do storms hit land that far out of order, and what causes that?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 12, 2018 01:36 PM
~~~~~

Different set of names for Atlantic/Pacific

Posted by: IrishEi at September 12, 2018 01:47 PM (Ri0Ku)

280 To be fair, as a lifetime resident, we get hit with hurricanes pretty much any year anyone gets hit by hurricanes. There probably isn't a state better at dealing with them

Posted by: DaveM at September 12, 2018 02:00 PM (WWC3Y)

281 Do you think they added the arrow on account of how much it looks like a giant penis is about to fuck the east coast?

Posted by: Andrew Stern at September 12, 2018 03:58 PM (BX/3I)

282 Topsail, eh? Almost bought a house there. Glad I didn't now.

Posted by: gm at September 12, 2018 07:21 PM (/LIOp)

283 Don't worry they are flying Elaina Bobbitt on the next hurricane hunter plane.

Posted by: john fox at September 12, 2018 10:44 PM (sL6bN)

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