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The Cloud
Odd Nerdrum

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 !

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:33 AM (UruKD)

2 USUL HAS CALLED A BIG ONE

Posted by: hogmartin at September 14, 2018 09:34 AM (IqOTP)

3 Because I will not be willowed..


With regards to googling American Inventors and their absurd list...


If you want to see something even more absurd google "American Mathematicians"


It's like they aren't even trying to hide what they are doing.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 09:34 AM (kT3/m)

4 The cloud looks like a whale

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:34 AM (UruKD)

5 Like yesterday's art - this is totes ghey.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 14, 2018 09:35 AM (Fb9aZ)

6
What's that to the left of the cloud?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018 09:35 AM (BWL+E)

7 The artist's name is Odd Nerum ?

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:35 AM (UruKD)

8 This representation of the patriarchy is to brazenly phallic.

Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2018 09:36 AM (2Mnv1)

9 Hmm

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 14, 2018 09:36 AM (nQHw/)

10 What's that to the left of the cloud? "

The Paolo?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (6qErC)

11 to = too

Posted by: Fritz at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (2Mnv1)

12 What's that to the left of the cloud?

Looks like yesterday's hurricane

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (UruKD)

13 Odd Nerdrum is a Swedish-born, Norwegian figurative painter whose work is held by museums worldwide. Themes and style in Nerdrum's work reference anecdote and narrative. Primary influences by the painters Rembrandt and Caravaggio help place his work in direct conflict with the abstraction and conceptual art considered acceptable in much of his

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (I9Sw7)

14 Standing at the bar....what's he drinking?

Posted by: BignJames at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (0+nbW)

15 Hmmmm. Surrealist, so anyone's guess is as good as anyone else's.

Shit, there's a date in the file name, so my guess of 1940s would have been off.

The topography is flat and some of the water levels are lower than the other water levels, so it's New Orleans or some place similarly stupid.

The dark cloud looks like a whale and the light cloud looks like a scolding child.

I have no idea why naked boy is wearing a Spartan helmet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (fuK7c)

16 Do not like this artist, do not like his body of work.


He has skill but uses it to silly ends.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (kT3/m)

17 Well, that's odd.

Posted by: dantesed at September 14, 2018 09:39 AM (88xKn)

18 Lost really went off the tracks after he first season

Posted by: Dharma Institute at September 14, 2018 09:39 AM (EySW2)

19 I didn't call that!

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (sjdRT)

20 Naked Man Wearing Raccoon Hat Beholds Floating Turd.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (c1VpD)

21 Rembrandt and Caravaggio

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 09:37 AM (I9Sw7)

There's some Leonardo-esque sfumato here too.

Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

22 Welp, that's phallic.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (+r9J8)

23 John Brennan contemplating his approaching indictment.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (Jj+59)

24 Generic Congressional Ballot:

Democrats 44% (+3)

Republicans 41%

@YouGovUS/@TheEconomist 9/9-11

Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (MAstk)

25

He's nekkid.

Don't look, Ethel...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:40 AM (HaL55)

26 I notice the Sta-Puff marshmallow Man standing behind the whale...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (ffWPP)

27 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (hxucZ)

28 The whale in the sky keeps on turning.

Posted by: Journey at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (pqc4s)

29

Well, he could be wearing boots. Maybe to match his helmet.

That is a guy, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (HaL55)

30 That's no cloud.


I'm living in my own private Idaho. On the ground like a wild potato.


Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

31 The artist has an appropriate name, I'd say.

Posted by: rickl at September 14, 2018 09:42 AM (xjiRE)

32 Well that's odd.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

33 Cooper's description says it's figurative. I would have guessed Symbolist. Since I know next to nothing about Symbolism, I'll defer to Coop.

Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

34 I take it the cloud is the 50k sealed indictments, yeh?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (AM1GF)

35

Who among you has never wanted to be almost naked in public with the regulated bits obscured by a strategically placed bush or shadow?

Have you ever starred in a movie where your costume was a paper bag over your head?

Be honest now.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (I9Sw7)

36 Spy blimp, spy blimp, doing whatever a spy blimp can do.

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

37 That's where all my data is?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (vbJig)

38 Ah - Norwegian. That explains it.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (lwiT4)

39 That's a penis.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 14, 2018 09:43 AM (Boy/L)

40 I normally don't say this, but , dayum, this painting really needs a happy little bush or three.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (ctuyM)

41 Maybe the whale is actually a zeppelin, being extruded from the oil slick...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (ffWPP)

42

I would have guessed Symbolist.


Mmm, Stephanie Symbolist...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (HaL55)

43 W.T.F.

Ok, enough internet for today.

Posted by: AlaBAMA is a lttle wet at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (pUDQf)

44 Looks like a big p*enis coming for him, and he's gotten nekkid so he'll be ready . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (fqUgw)

45 Odd is right.

Posted by: steve walsh at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (urwAe)

46 Well, he could be wearing boots. Maybe to match his helmet.

That is a guy, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (HaL55

Like this?

https://tinyurl.com/ycfyy7cr

Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

47 Oh the humanity!

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (gmo/4)

48 Odd Nerum




His brother Weird's work was even more out there

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2018 09:44 AM (SiINZ)

49 Definitely enough phallic symbols to be in the Cock Curious collection if done in velvet.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM (y7DUB)

50 this doesn't do a thing for me, what is the cloud to represent with a guy gazing naked but for a skullcap and leather straps around wrist?
it's like a bad dream where one attempts to figure out what is happening while in it.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM (dPd5y)

51 Who among you has never wanted to be almost naked in public with the regulated bits obscured by a strategically placed bush or shadow?

Do you think Jeb! would do that?

Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM (ctuyM)

52 Happy fuking friday! I am worrying what my longhorns will do with usc

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

53 It's a ghey Dune inspired painting with the sandworm about to attack the naked guy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (SiINZ)

54 Well, at least there's no ottoman.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (+F0Wk)

55 Oh, it's Odd all right. (Wiki--yeah, I know--says his surname is actually Nerdrum.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

56 Norway has funny mushrooms. Here's proof!

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

57 What, exactly, is wrong with the Scandinavians anyway... obviously a crazy pants area..l

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (ffWPP)

58 Wiki says Nerdrum creates six to eight paintings a year, and is influenced by Rembrandt and Caravaggio.

Really??

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (lwiT4)

59 Who votes for generic congressional candidates?

Posted by: steve walsh at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (urwAe)

60 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)

61 is he humping that big egg?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (JFO2v)

62 Like this?


That is such a fey David. I never got that one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (fuK7c)

63 Odd Nerum? Odd far off, too.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (eAVAh)

64 What, exactly, is wrong with the Scandinavians anyway... obviously a crazy pants area..l
Posted by: kraken


Nine months a year of sub zero weather?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (hxucZ)

65 that's one whale of a cloud, is this a rorschach test?

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (dPd5y)

66 Ripped a led Zepplin album cover.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (ymnmz)

67 kid

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (/tuJf)

68 Happy fuking friday! I am worrying what my longhorns will do with usc
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2018 09:45 AM


If you expect them to lose, you won't be disappointed either way.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (ctuyM)

69 Mega Kohns?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (TUU1F)

70 60 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)

how do you lock someone in a room? maybe hold the door. I bet he put a dog on the car top too!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (JFO2v)

71 . . . is influenced by Rembrandt and Caravaggio.
________________________________________

They must be his meth dealers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (vbJig)

72 On, on, VANDERSEXXX!

Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

73 15 Hmmmm. Surrealist, so anyone's guess is as good as anyone else's.

Shit, there's a date in the file name, so my guess of 1940s would have been off.

The topography is flat and some of the water levels are lower than the other water levels, so it's New Orleans or some place similarly stupid.

The dark cloud looks like a whale and the light cloud looks like a scolding child.

I have no idea why naked boy is wearing a Spartan helmet.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Does the term 'donkey-punch' mean anything to you?

My question is who's in the barrel and why is it on it's side?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (kfcYC)

74 57. The insane depravity of the filthy Skandi Iceback defies comprehension.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (Pt3JZ)

75 So many nudes in art. Can't any of these artists find a model who can afford pants?

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (Ri0Ku)

76 Aren't room door locks usually installed so as to lock people out rather than in?

Posted by: steve walsh at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (urwAe)

77 Looks like the Tasmanian Devil turned right at Albuquerque.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (9BLnV)

78 kid gloves?
kid dreaming of a whale of a good time?

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (dPd5y)

79

Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

Well, we certainly can't let a heinous crime like that go unpunished, now can we? I say we put him, his fambly, and everyone who ever knew him in jail for life.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (HaL55)

80 This certainly has been a week of bare ass art.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (vbJig)

81 >>how do you lock someone in a room? maybe hold the door. I bet he put a dog on the car top too!

Assuming it's even true, so what? How is this a Stop the Presses scandal?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (/tuJf)

82 Oh, it's Odd all right. (Wiki--yeah, I know--says his surname is actually Nerdrum.)

Posted by: joncelli,


He changed his name after the painting came out.

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (UruKD)

83 ah the Hindenburg.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (dPd5y)

84 60
Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)


Memba that time Hillary knew she got a rapist off and and then laughed about it?

Posted by: Things the left never talk about at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (ymnmz)

85 This is part of CBD's revenge for the numerous pro-maple syrup and anti-New York Yankees comments that have appeared in the last two weeks or so.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 09:50 AM (ctuyM)

86 Gay!

Posted by: runningrn at September 14, 2018 09:50 AM (UUnqW)

87 His parents were part of the Nazi resistance, so I'll give him that. He really should be painting blond girls picking flowers wearing clogs.

BTW - I priced Swedish clogs yesterday as mine need replacing. $150 and up! They don't even have a back on them!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:50 AM (lwiT4)

88 So many nudes in art. Can't any of these artists find a model who can afford pants?
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (Ri0Ku)

Because, like photography, the practitioners use "art" as an excuse to get women to take their clothes off. Or men, given the appetites of artists.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (9BLnV)

89 Someone please hide this art. In a closet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (p+Wdc)

90 Aren't room door locks usually installed so as to lock people out rather than in?

Posted by: steve walsh


The girl was dyslexic.

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (UruKD)

91 I would break an ankle wearing clogs these days.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (dPd5y)

92 87. For such money, you could have many pairs of superior valenki, and several Adibas track suits. Why you waste money on veak, vooden shoes?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (Pt3JZ)

93 I can only guess that the Scandinavian pathology is enhanced in Iceland... knew some people who went there... they said the people make odd noises that seemed like a language.. even the natives seemed baffled by it.. their verdict after staying was..l nah dude, just read about the place...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (ffWPP)

94 Rev used to make his little brother go down into the basement. Then he'd turn out all the lights and lock the door at the top of the stairs. Defrocking is expected at any time.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (lwiT4)

95 So many nudes in art. Can't any of these artists find a model who can afford pants?


The human form is the best subject of art, all art, over all of the centuries.

Clothes get in the way. Clothes are a nod to the oppressor, the status-seeker, the prude, and the envious.

All people should be displayed naked, especially young Nastassja Kinski.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (fuK7c)

96 Memba that time Hillary knew she got a rapist off and and then laughed about it?
Posted by: Things the left never talk about at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (ymnmz)

Yeah, and member that time she got that Ambassador and some others killed and said, "Fuck em!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (9BLnV)

97 Dalai Lama - huwyte nationalist?

https://tinyurl.com/y86326oq

-
Dalai Lama: 'Europe belongs to the Europeans'

The Tibetan spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, told an audience in Malmo that refugees should return to their native countries to rebuild them.

Fvcking racist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (+y/Ru)

98 I would break an ankle wearing clogs these days.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 09:51 AM (dPd5y)



Your toes learn to grip.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (lwiT4)

99 Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (/tuJf)

It was about the opportunity to have the headline be his "Odd #MeToo Problem" with a photo of him with his little girls (vilest slander, but only implied so potentially not actionable) as well as for the usual suspects to call for the hearings to be suspended while the claims were investigated.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (uquGJ)

100 Alternate title: Naked Man Watches Hillary Shart From Afar

Posted by: Odd Nerum at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (ukNFU)

101 24 Generic Congressional Ballot:

Democrats 44% (+3)

Republicans 41%

@YouGovUS/@TheEconomist 9/9-11
Posted by: HA

Red Wave Prediction Status: Unchanged.

There's too much incumbent advantage baked into too many blue districts for me to go full red tsunami...yet. But there will be some pleasant surprises in some currently 'safe' blue districts.

Big improvements in the Senate for republicans tho.

I have spoken.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (kfcYC)

102 Chalie Bown's Dildo is missing a couple R's

Posted by: Odd Nerdrum at September 14, 2018 09:53 AM (Ri0Ku)

103 omg the story is a fabrication - no need to parse it or break it down. the dumb ho passed out drunk and couldn't find the doorknob when she came to. Kavanaugh was in another zip code.

Posted by: kallisto at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (r9gUQ)

104 BTW - I priced Swedish clogs yesterday as mine need replacing. $150 and up! They don't even have a back on them!
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:50 AM


What a rip-off! Try clogs from the next country over to the east, that have styling cues from classic cars from the late '50s and early '60s, i.e. finns.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (ctuyM)

105 Aren't room door locks usually installed so as to lock people out rather than in?

Posted by: steve walsh


I asked that last thread.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (hxucZ)

106 Can we go back to Yoko pic's?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (i/+aM)

107 Is this symbolic of Kerry being lower than whale shit?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)

108 That is such a fey David. I never got that one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (fuK7c)

It's considered important because it's the first life-size nude since antiquity. It's a major step in the revival of classicism in Western art. And David is rendered more faithfully to the Bible story, as a young teenage boy rather than a romanticized hero.

I prefer Bernini's interpretation.

Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (OyyDO)

109 BTW - I priced Swedish clogs yesterday as mine need replacing. $150 and up! They don't even have a back on them!
Posted by: grammie winger

What a rip-off! Try clogs from the next country over to the east, that have styling cues from classic cars from the late '50s and early '60s, i.e. finns.
Posted by: Duncanthrax



Crocs are the same thing. $30 at Bass Pro.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:55 AM (hxucZ)

110 Can we go back to Yoko pic's?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Let's not fall prey to hysteria.

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 09:55 AM (UruKD)

111 >>how do you lock someone in a room? maybe hold the door. I bet he put a dog on the car top too!

Assuming it's even true, so what? How is this a Stop the Presses scandal?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:49 AM (/tuJf)


The press lets itself get lit up by the dumbest things and then wonders why nobody trusts them, while still insisting they're doing a great job.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 09:55 AM (y7DUB)

112

ZEPPELIN - a limerick

In the distance a shape did appear
And ominously drew ever nearer
Then my eyes they espied
Some text on the side
I could just barely make out..."GOODYEAR"

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (fYyCT)

113 Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (ctuyM)



The Finns make clogs? Do they come with sniper rifles?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (lwiT4)

114 Overuse of the black gesso again and, is this Homo Art Week?




Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (r9UYA)

115 " I go to parties, some times until four,it's hard to leave when you can't find the door..."

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (ffWPP)

116 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Definitely not the elbows I was hoping to see in a Friday morning.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (0tfLf)

117 Aren't room door locks usually installed so as to lock people out rather than in?
Posted by: steve walsh
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I asked that last thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM
~~~~~

Parents lock their kids in their rooms all the time. Maybe she was disobedient.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (Ri0Ku)

118 I prefer Bernini's interpretation.


Well, Bernini's interpretation was Bernini, so I'm sure he agrees with you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:57 AM (fuK7c)

119 66 Ripped a led Zepplin album cover.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 09:47 AM (ymnmz)

---

OH the huge Manatee!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 09:57 AM (h/uSM)

120 Crocs are the same thing. $30 at Bass Pro.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 09:55 AM (hxucZ)


No, crocs are way uglier than clogs. Crocs look like duckbills. And they aren't made of wood.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:57 AM (lwiT4)

121 Can we go back to Yoko pic's?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM


^^^^^^^ This.

Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Society at September 14, 2018 09:57 AM (ctuyM)

122 NYT ran a hit piece on Nikki Haley today claiming she spent $52k on curtains for the NY apartment she gets for being the ambassador to the UN.

It took about 15 minutes for twitter to point out that the curtains were ordered in 2016 during the Obama administration.

The media is circling the bowl.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:58 AM (/tuJf)

123 Can we go back to Yoko pic's?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 09:54 AM (i/+aM)

You could just stab yourself in the eye if you want to see Yucko's pics.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:58 AM (9BLnV)

124 Rev used to make his little brother go down into the basement. Then he'd turn out all the lights and lock the door at the top of the stairs. Defrocking is expected at any time.

He was trying to turn the little brother into a Cardinals fan?

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 09:58 AM (3C9q2)

125 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

-
Did he say, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

126 Parents lock their kids in their rooms all the time. Maybe she was disobedient.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM (Ri0Ku)



My son-in-law reversed the doorknobs on the urchins' bedroom doors so they could be locked in for minor infractions or just on a whim.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

127 >>
No, crocs are way uglier than clogs. Crocs look like duckbills. And they aren't made of wood.

You don't get splinters from Crocs.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Ross at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (r9UYA)

128 56 Norway has funny mushrooms. Here's proof!
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

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their nuclear weapons testing program is still in the beta phase

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (h/uSM)

129 60 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)


This sounds like a joke. She was a blonde, and panicked because the door was locked, until her brunette friend opened the other door.

Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (59GGI)

130 The media is circling the bowl.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:58 AM (/tuJf)

I thought the media was the bowl.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (9BLnV)

131 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

You are correct. I have no excuse, so I will simply return to artists whose names I can spell.

L. U. C. I. A. N. F. R. E. U. D.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (wYseH)

132
This art thread is the one thread on Ace where commenters should be allowed to embed images in the comment box for others to comment on, he giggled.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (I9Sw7)

133 Behold, I cometh.

Posted by: The Great Manatee In The Sky at September 14, 2018 10:00 AM (MouFt)

134 Off fake 'fro sock

Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:00 AM (r9UYA)

135 they could be locked in for minor infractions or just on a whim.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (lwiT4)

And when they hit puberty just take the doors off.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (wYseH)

136 NYT poll on WI-1 (Ryan's seat)


R +6


This is the type of seat that would be gone in a blue wave.


Hmmm

Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (MAstk)

137 125 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

-
Did he say, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

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what kind of weird doors let you lock a person IN the room?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (h/uSM)

138 What is that naked guy doing to that rock - never mind, I'm sure it's been thoroughly covered in the comments. Thoroughly covered, which he is not.

The theme for this week (at least tomorrow and today) is, um... naked guys and blatant symbolism?

But what do I know, I'm behind in my coffee consumption for the morning...

hello

Posted by: mindful was a webworker at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (XkxK0)

139 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

A real scandal would be if he went to a Lutheran church supper and refused the Jello salad. That's grounds for excommunication by both churches.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (3C9q2)

140 Very like a whale.

Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (59GGI)

141 Whatever you do, DON'T look up the painter's self portrait.

DO NOT !

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (p2jI/)

142 The Finns make clogs? Do they come with sniper rifles?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 09:56 AM


Indeed they do. Here's something to tide you and the 'ettes over until the Chess Thread:

https://shop.terhipolkki.com/pages/clogs

(note: Bandersnatch is advised not to visit this page.)

The Sako shop is nearby.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (ctuyM)

143 R +6





This is the type of seat that would be gone in a blue wave.





Hmmm

Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (MAstk)



Wow. Did not see that coming.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (lwiT4)

144 128 56 Norway has funny mushrooms. Here's proof!
Posted by: Archer at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (gmo/4)

---

their nuclear weapons testing program is still in the beta phase
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (h/uSM)

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oh yaaahhh

Back to the drawing board Bjorn dontyaknow

Posted by: Sven at September 14, 2018 10:03 AM (h/uSM)

145 what kind of weird doors let you lock a person IN the room?



A deadbolt lock that requires a key to unlock no matter which side of the door you are on.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:03 AM (I9Sw7)

146 let the ass raping begin

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at September 14, 2018 10:03 AM (FTPVM)

147 Eschew the clog. Lapti or gtfo.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (Pt3JZ)

148 A real scandal would be if he went to a Lutheran church supper and refused the Jello salad.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 10:01 AM (3C9q2)

Well, if it had marshmallows in it I'd have to sympathize.

Posted by: Kris at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (OyyDO)

149 140 Very like a whale.
Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (59GGI)

---

definitely a one

Posted by: Willy at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (h/uSM)

150 Meanwhile, the young lady that beat Serenabama got lucrative endorsement deals from Nissan and Adidas recently, so she's pretty well set.

Thus establishing the difference between Adidas and Nike: Adidas is for champs, Nike is for chumps.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (AM1GF)

151 I'd like to make a motion that henceforth the Friday picture always be of a girl. By the end of the week, what we need to unwind is Hotties of Sixteenth Century Tuscany.

(I realize that in fact that will almost certainly mean next week we'll get nekkid Hillary.)

Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (59GGI)

152 131 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (RD7QR)

You are correct. I have no excuse, so I will simply return to artists whose names I can spell.

L. U. C. I. A. N. F. R. E. U. D.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 09:59 AM (wYseH)

Cut me a break, I'm an editor. I've got to fact-check stuff or I start to break out in hives. (Did Lucien Freud ever make anything that didn't look like an act of hatred toward his subject?)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (RD7QR)

153 145 what kind of weird doors let you lock a person IN the room?



A deadbolt lock that requires a key to unlock no matter which side of the door you are on.
Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:03 AM (I9Sw7)

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for a front door ok, but for a room door?

Posted by: Willy at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (h/uSM)

154 Looks like a flying pilot whale closing in on a naked Captain Ahab.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (/ZWeB)

155 I pray for the day that a Hurricane hits Dallas. And it's name is Debbie.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (Bdeb0)

156 >137
125 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.


There was more to it than that. After locking her in, they made her listen to Captain and Tennille until she broke out.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (sjdRT)

157 The Sako shop is nearby.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:02 AM (ctuyM)


Oh, I like this one:


https://shop.terhipolkki.com/products/cat-black-clog

How much is 129.00 Euros in real money?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (lwiT4)

158 @130

The media is the bowl, the sewer pipe and the leach field.


Apparently the head of the FEMA is under investigation for illicit use of a truck!!???


Meanwhile the fucking plane that Loretta "cunt rag" Lynch was on that had the "unplanned" stop so she and Bill Clinton could swap stories about their grand kids was payed for by tax payers.


Nancy Pelosi and DiFi who are both worth 30 to 50 million respectively, routinely jet back and forth from California on the government, read public payed for, jets.


They did this shit to Pruitt and now they are running their playbook against more administration officials.


I fucking hate all of these pieces of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (kT3/m)

159 All people should be displayed naked, especially young Nastassja Kinski.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 09:52 AM (fuK7c)

Yeah she was a keeper, but man did she make some crap films in her prime: Tess, One From The Heart, Cat People, The Moon In The Gutter, Hotel New Hampshire...

Posted by: Al Crapton at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (T6Fbb)

160 Ergotism.

Posted by: klaftern at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (RuIsu)

161 Huh. All the men depicted in these kinds of art are super buff.

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (4lu7W)

162 6


What's that to the left of the cloud?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2018

*
*
The H-bomb blast that spawned the cloud. The naked guy is shortly to be scorched out of existence.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (/ZWeB)

163 (I realize that in fact that will almost certainly mean next week we'll get nekkid Hillary.)
Posted by: George LeS at September 14, 2018 10:04 AM (59GGI)

---

***schedules eyeball removal for next Thursday ***

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (h/uSM)

164 'Well, if it had marshmallows in it I'd have to sympathize."

I haz 2 admit, I have an abnormal fondness for that Waldorf Salad stuff.

Green jello
Walnuts
Min-Mashmallows

Other miscellaneous bits added based upon regional variations.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 10:06 AM (i/+aM)

165 This is what the Tidy-Bowl man saw when he lingered too long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (V2Yro)

166 I bet I could put my mouth around that cloud and swallow ALL of its moisture.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (FTPVM)

167 Did Lucien Freud ever make anything that didn't look like an act of hatred toward his subject?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (RD7QR)

I think there is a certain conceit in his paintings...that he, and only he, can see the inner being in his subjects.

But for sheer, depressive horror, try Ivan Albright.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (wYseH)

168 You amazed Pharaoh, his servants, and the people of his land with wonders and miracle-signs. You knew their bullying arrogance against your people; you made a name for yourself that lasts to this day. You split the sea before them; they crossed through and never got their feet wet; You pitched their pursuers into the deep; they sank like a rock in the storm-tossed sea. By day you led them with a Pillar of Cloud, and by night with a Pillar of Fire To show them the way they were to travel...

Posted by: Nehemiah at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (Ndje9)

169 There was more to it than that. After locking her in, they made her listen to Captain and Tennille until she broke out.
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM (sjdRT)

...in hives

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (h/uSM)

170 Naked buff guys are better than naked yoko paintings. So there is that.

Posted by: IC at September 14, 2018 10:08 AM (4lu7W)

171
The topography is flat and some of the water
levels are lower than the other water levels, so it's New Orleans or
some place similarly stupid
.
. . .

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018

*
*
Good to see someone else realizes just how f*ed up this Swamptown is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 10:08 AM (/ZWeB)

172 Memba that time Hillary knew she got a rapist off and and then laughed about it?

---

Hillary NEVER got me off!!

Posted by: Biubba at September 14, 2018 10:09 AM (h/uSM)

173 My driveway must have a sign, invisible to me, saying "Please block me instead of the fuckheads in the eyesore piece of trash next door when cleaning out the storm sewer".

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:09 AM (y7DUB)

174
Really CBD. You should get it off your chest. We won't judge you any differently.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 10:09 AM (veoSD)

175 Nice work, especially the buttock.

Posted by: Dubya at September 14, 2018 10:10 AM (r9UYA)

176 zzz

Posted by: STORM OF THE CENTURY at September 14, 2018 10:10 AM (PtETg)

177 Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:09 AM

The workmen assume that you are at the office and they will be done and gone before you get home.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (I9Sw7)

178 That clouds almost big enough to store all my octopus pron

Posted by: Kurt E at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (h/uSM)

179 What is a penis, a potato, and a nude dude?

Posted by: Carnac The Magnificent at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (5jVnA)

180 Next up.... a selection from the Mapplethorpe collection...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (ffWPP)

181 By day you led them with a Pillar of Cloud, and by night with a Pillar of Fire To show them the way they were to travel..."

And don't forget about Lot's wife, who turned to look back at Sodom and was turned into a Pillar of Salt by Day, and a Ball of Fire by Night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (V2Yro)

182 But for sheer, depressive horror, try Ivan Albright.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo




Please don't do that. I don't get all "icky icky icky" if there's a naked guy in the art, but sheer depressive horror (yes, I binged him) would make for a depressing horrific art thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (fuK7c)

183 178 That clouds almost big enough to store all my octopus pron
Posted by: Kurt E at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (h/uSM)


Ah.....

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (ffWPP)

184 Now THIS is what a Bolus looks like. When it's dropping on you.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (V2Yro)

185 Hmmm that cloud does look like a big poop. I'll bet I could still get my mouth around it.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (FTPVM)

186 >>173
My driveway must have a sign, invisible to me, saying "Please block me
instead of the fuckheads in the eyesore piece of trash next door when
cleaning out the storm sewer".

Posted by: Captain Hate

Perhaps you didn't tip them well enough during the holidays.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (r9UYA)

187
Why is that guy praying to a potato and why is he naked?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (PtOP4)

188 He must work out.

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (PtETg)

189 The Tibetan spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama, told an audience in Malmo that refugees should return to their native countries to rebuild them.

Delingpole's piece over at Breitbart hits the nail on the head, Justin Welby (head of the CofE) speaks at a TUC (British leftist trade-union conference) and derides the 'gig economy' as 'evil', the Pope protects the turdburglar priests, the Dalai Lama's the only one getting it.

Posted by: JEM at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (5DB06)

190 161 Huh. All the men depicted in these kinds of art are super buff.
_______________________________________

Except for the old man who died in a dirt field.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (vbJig)

191 And it's the time of the pumpkining. No, I don't want pumpkin spice coffee, Wawa, I want caffeine and lots of it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

192 amen IC

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:13 AM (dPd5y)

193 Why is that guy praying to a potato and why is he naked?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

He's praying for some butter

Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 10:13 AM (8ikIW)

194 All the men depicted in these kinds of art are super buff.

The guy on the ottoman.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (I9Sw7)

195 And that is definately a penis in the background.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (PtOP4)

196 >>>>what kind of weird doors let you lock a person IN the room?
~~~~~

Maybe Kavanaugh and his buddy locked themselves in the room with her and blocked the door.

Just spitballin' here. Who cares anyway? Anyone who has an older brother or sister could relate far more horrifying antics. Does it still bother me that my Injun brothers used to tie up the little paleface and stick her in a closet for what seemed like hours?

Of course not!
*twitch* *twitch*

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (Ri0Ku)

197 How much is 129.00 Euros in real money?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:05 AM


$150.58 at the current conversion rate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ctuyM)

198 I'm calling it allegorical. That's all I got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ImzFx)

199 Democratic socialist who lied about much of her background wins primary for NY state Senate seat

-
Quod erat demonstrandum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (+y/Ru)

200 Perhaps you didn't tip them well enough during the holidays.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (r9UYA)


Trust me, the assholes next door are as tight as a dead heat so that's not the reason.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (y7DUB)

201 Regarding yesterday's gas explosions, MP4 wants you to know he's OK.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

202 Posted by: Nehemiah at September 14, 2018 10:07 AM (Ndje9)

Very nice. I like that connection with the painting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (AllCR)

203 Clearly I mis-read the invitation to this party.

Posted by: DaveA at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (FhXTo)

204 IC, my husband was similar to that in his yoot, he is still slender tall and long. so I guess I won in this lottery.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (dPd5y)

205 Former President Barack Obama is set to campaign for Richard Cordray,
the Democratic nominee for governor of Ohio, on Thursday despite reports
that Cordray funneled over $43 million in taxpayer funds to his
campaign's media firm.

Heh. What's a few mill misdirected here or there?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)

206 Morning, all.

I don't get this painting.

I know some people were commenting on the gas leak / explosion in MA. It wasn't me, though both Lawrence and North Andover are on either side of my town. And Stately Poppins Manor is oil heat anyway.

Still, a lot of destruction, 17 hurt and 1 dead (by a chimney falling on a car he was in). Still too early to know the real cause.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (kqsXK)

207 198 I'm calling it allegorical. That's all I got.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ImzFx)

Maybe the potato cloud represents the naked guy's repressed homoerotic tendencies. That's why he's buff and naked and wearing a weird-ass thingie on his head.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (RD7QR)

208 Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

Thanks for letting us know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (AllCR)

209 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Definitely not the elbows I was hoping to see in a Friday morning.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes


********


I always look forward to this report. I do worry about the scratching, perhaps you have an inflammatory skin condition.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (v3QwB)

210 The scary cock of mother nature is COMING!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (F4u7C)

211 How badly can Manafort hurt Trump now that he's flipped and is working for Meuller?

Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)

212 Huh. All the men depicted in these kinds of art are super buff.
_______________________________________

Except for the old man who died in a dirt field.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Well, dying does tend to change one's muscle tone.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (hxucZ)

213 Dateline - The NC coast.

It's raining...and the wind is blowing!

Posted by: WDUD-TV Drama Queen at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ImzFx)

214 What's a gig economy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)

215 $150.58 at the current conversion rate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:14 AM (ctuyM)



Ya, that's about the price range I'm seeing, too. Fortunately Rev is 100% Swede, so he understands the basic human right of owning clogs. Thanks.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (lwiT4)

216 Okay, we got us some Nehemiah... how about some Jeremiah ????

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ffWPP)

217 It wasn't just that he locked the poor, scared girl in the room. He also wrote "WHORE" on her forehead and put his penis into her anus.

Posted by: NYTimes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (FTPVM)

218 truthfully, if he'd gotten chubby , I would still adore him. because srsly it's the GUY, the eyes , ghe smile, the chuckle.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (dPd5y)

219 Democratic socialist who lied about much of her background wins primary for NY state Senate seat


Her opponent obviously didn't drive home the fact that she's a lying sack of shit.

Poor marketing.

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (F4u7C)

220 Why is that guy praying to a potato and why is he naked?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

He's praying for some butter

Posted by: Bruce


LOL !

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (UruKD)

221 Maybe the potato cloud represents the naked guy's repressed homoerotic tendencies. That's why he's buff and naked and wearing a weird-ass thingie on his head.


*******

Nice call. It is so subtle I didn't pick up on that at first.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (v3QwB)

222 211 How badly can Manafort hurt Trump now that he's flipped and is working for Meuller?
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)

Dude, your concern is showing.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (FTPVM)

223 lmro, i'm chatting at IC in bits and pieces, im sure that's easy to read. LOl

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (dPd5y)

224 Why is that guy praying to a potato and why is he naked?"

We don't want the Irish...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (6qErC)

225 216 Okay, we got us some Nehemiah... how about some Jeremiah ????
_____________________________________

I's looking for some Aunt Jemimah!

Posted by: Unlce Ben at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (vbJig)

226 Still, a lot of destruction, 17 hurt and 1 dead (by a chimney falling on a car he was in). Still too early to know the real cause.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (kqsXK)

"Boy, I was really lucky to be in the car when the explosion......--Ironic Dead Guy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (9BLnV)

227 Democratic socialist who lied about much of her background wins primary for NY state Senate seat


Her opponent obviously didn't drive home the fact that she's a lying sack of shit.

Poor marketing.
Posted by: Sponge


Or they realized that she's the typical politician.


And people tend to get the government they deserve.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (4mEpb)

228 Former President Barack Obama is set to campaign for Richard Cordray, the Democratic nominee for governor of Ohio, on Thursday despite reports that Cordray funneled over $43 million in taxpayer funds to his campaign's media firm.

-
Quod erat demonstrandum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)

229 Heh.

Weather babe on Fox just called New Bern, New Bern. Emphasis on the 'Bern'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (ImzFx)

230 220 +10 , that was a great summation of aces and why i'm here

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (dPd5y)

231 I'm calling it allegorical. That's all I got.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


So the guy has allergies and strips and sees weird shit when he takes his meds ?

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (UruKD)

232 Jeremiah was a bullfrog.

Posted by: Nehemiah at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (Ndje9)

233 Or they realized that she's the typical politician.


And people tend to get the government they deserve.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (4mEpb)


Good point.

And.....New York.....

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (F4u7C)

234 How badly can Manafort hurt Trump now that he's flipped and is working for Meuller?
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)

Five times more than Cohen.


Quick math question: what is 5 x 0?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM (4mEpb)

235 NC Emergency Management twatter:

- STAY INDOORS. Do not venture out during the storm.

- Do NOT drive or walk through stagnant or moving floodwaters.

- If your power goes out, do NOT operate gas powered generators or charcoal grills in or near your home.

- Have your emergency kit ready!

It's a shame you have to inform people not to go out during a FUCKING HURRICANE. This country is done for.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (r9UYA)

236 What's a gig economy?"

A business next to Texas Agricultural and Mechanical?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (6qErC)

237 so..cold.

Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (PtETg)

238
Insert Tab A - a limerick

The latent ghey sex it is subtle
For a guy who just wants to cuddle
He does it with men
Again and again
I guess he demands a rebuttal!




(wait for it)

(sorry Grandma!)

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (v3QwB)

239 Heh.

Weather babe on Fox just called New Bern, New Bern. Emphasis on the 'Bern'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,


What's the correct pronunciation ?

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (UruKD)

240 We don't want the Irish...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM
~~~~~

😡

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (Ri0Ku)

241
The smoke is from the fires that have destroyed the village from which he was taken hostage. His wrists are bound and perhaps tied to an iron ring driven into the rock.

He knows that once the invaders are finished with the village, they will come for him. All because the village didn't pay the ransom.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (I9Sw7)

242 >>How badly can Manafort hurt Trump now that he's flipped and is working for Meuller?

Better question is how baldy does Manafort taking a plea deal on charges having nothing to do with Trump or Russian collusion damage you liberals are your fake conspiracy claims.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (/tuJf)

243 Grandma ! What about me?

Posted by: mom at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (dPd5y)

244 221 Maybe the potato cloud represents the naked guy's repressed homoerotic tendencies. That's why he's buff and naked and wearing a weird-ass thingie on his head.


*******

Nice call. It is so subtle I didn't pick up on that at first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (v3QwB)

Weird head-thingies are a well-known indicator of homosexuality. Surely you as a physician are already aware of this...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (RD7QR)

245 Maybe the potato cloud represents the naked guy's repressed homoerotic tendencies. That's why he's buff and naked and wearing a weird-ass thingie on his head.


He's painted lots of naked girls and couples as well as naked men.

This self-portrait has the same weird-ass thingie on the head. Must be some sort of Viking rain cap.

https://bit.ly/2NLNZPA

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (fuK7c)

246 And what's with the Assassin's Creed helmet on the naked soiboi?

He forgets to get dressed, but he remembers his helmet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (vbJig)

247 Y'all might consider praying to me as well, given the millions that depend on me to know what to think.

Posted by: Brian "Tater" Stelter at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (ctuyM)

248 So let me get this straight: I am to believe that this guy went outside buck nekkid to look at a cloud, except for a goofy pseudo-executioner's hood-style hat?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (ppBhU)

249 How badly can Manafort hurt Trump now that he's flipped and is working for Meuller?
Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)


Trump had to be suspicious of Manafort from the get go and would never have given him access to anything that would compromise him, assuming anything like that existed.

One of the most pernicious things about the Mueller reign of terror is that nobody will risk working for an outsider in the future. I don't know how that can be spun as anything other than a major Uniparty win.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (y7DUB)

250 Maybe the potato cloud represents the naked guy's repressed homoerotic tendencies. That's why he's buff and naked and wearing a weird-ass thingie on his head.

*******
Nice call. It is so subtle I didn't pick up on that at first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:17 AM (v3QwB)

You guys are reading too much in to this. I'm thinking the naked guy was doing a sweat, stepped out of the sweat lodge for a second and the mescaline/psilocybin mixture kicked in.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (9BLnV)

251 Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop

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So he was a dope fiend.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)

252 (I realize that in fact that will almost certainly mean next week we'll get nekkid Hillary.)

And nekkid Nancy Pelosi, nekkid Ruth Bader Ginsburg, nekkid Dianne Feinstein, nekkid Liz Warren . . . lots of models to choose from.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (3C9q2)

253 Muldoon,
The scratching is not a problem.
I probably don't scratch as much as the dude in the picture.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (0tfLf)

254 you have to inform people not to go out during a FUCKING HURRICANE."

Perused traffic cams, and there are folks rolling up and down 95...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (6qErC)

255 It's a shame you have to inform people not to go out during a FUCKING HURRICANE. This country is done for.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (r9UYA)


And that people don't know not to light a grill or fire up a generator INDOORS.

No, we're not 100 more years for this planet......

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (F4u7C)

256 I imagine manafort is as dirty as any in that swamp, and I imagine lying for freedom isn't an issue.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:22 AM (dPd5y)

257 How badly can Manafort hurt Trump now that he's flipped and is working for Meuller?
Posted by: Richard Yerkes
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Finally! We will discover the Russian collusion.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (ImzFx)

258 Maybe that's not a potato. Maybe it's a rutabaga.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (lwiT4)

259 Quick math question: what is 5 x 0?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM


I was informed there would be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (ctuyM)

260 The only thing I wonder about in the gas explosions is did someone hack the controls and cause the overpressure?

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mCMQ5)

261 Interesting that his parents were in the Resistance, but his artwork is gross. Not a fan.

Posted by: moki at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mFoNl)

262 New Bern is the city where Pepsi was founded.

It's also close the Coast Guard Station Hobucken, a small boat station on the Inter-coastal Waterway.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (vbJig)

263 Awe, prairie shiite. Even the Irish...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (6qErC)

264 Remember!!!

To Earth, be fair!
Use only ONE SQUARE!

Posted by: Cheryl Crow at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (F4u7C)

265 wrecks, he might have been stoned enough to open the door , but that makes him killable?

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (dPd5y)

266 Just spitballin' here. Who cares anyway? Anyone who has an older brother or sister could relate far more horrifying antics. Does it still bother me that my Injun brothers used to tie up the little paleface and stick her in a closet for what seemed like hours?

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on the seesaw my older sister would get her to the ground and then just get off of it. A nice 5 foot drop and a board up my ass.

I fell for that more time than Charlie Brown.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (h/uSM)

267 o

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (dPd5y)

268 Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop


By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.

This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)

269 Headgear looks kinda like something you'd wear under armor back in the olden days. (Seriously, getting your hair caught in a chain coif would kinda suck.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (AM1GF)

270 If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (lwiT4)

271

He seems strangely interested in the giant penis and cloud whale...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (UFLLM)

272 Even the guy in the painting is going, "Cloud?! WTF, artist.."

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:25 AM (CDGwz)

273 259 Quick math question: what is 5 x 0?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM


50?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 14, 2018 10:25 AM (FTPVM)

274 Former President Barack Obama is set to campaign for Richard Cordray, the Democratic nominee for governor of Ohio, on Thursday despite reports that Cordray funneled over $43 million in taxpayer funds to his campaign's media firm.

only $43 mill? He needs lessons from Clinton and Obama on thinking bigger.

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 10:25 AM (Z48ZB)

275 210 The scary cock of mother nature is COMING!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (F4u7C)

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the transition went a bit too well

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:25 AM (h/uSM)

276 216 Okay, we got us some Nehemiah... how about some Jeremiah ????
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ffWPP

Obligatory

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a word he said
JT I helped enjoy his wine
And he always had a mighty fine wine.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (brIR5)

277
I think Manafort is banking on a pardon and is just trying to save himself some money.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (PtOP4)

278 I agree Mueller is really there to cover up what he can, threaten Everyone having any position to Trump and his win.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (dPd5y)

279 Amnesty International: US is in violation of international human rights law by not passing stronger gun control

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Amnesty International: What would we do without them?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

280 >>270
If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?


Posted by: grammie winger

If you hate your downwind neighbor then, yes.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (r9UYA)

281 268 Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop


By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.

This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)

Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (ffWPP)

282 216 Okay, we got us some Nehemiah... how about some Jeremiah ????
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (ffWPP)

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Nehemiah was a hurdler
was a good friend of mine

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (h/uSM)

283 grammie, nyts on the floor in the laundry room.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (dPd5y)

284 Quick math question: what is 5 x 0?
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:19 AM


Dunno, but I was once told "you don't spit into the wind".

Posted by: Willie McCoy at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ctuyM)

285 , stepped out of the sweat lodge for a second and the mescaline/psilocybin mixture kicked in.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
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Peyote

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ImzFx)

286 Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)


Hi Kyle, or Elwood, or whatever troll name you will be using...

How's that anal fissure healing? Have you asked your mom's boyfriend to be more gentle?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (wYseH)

287 Quick math question: what is 5 x 0?
Posted by: Blue Hen


Anything times zero being zero, I'd say it's something Democrats use to come up with their useless statistics.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (AM1GF)

288 Remember!!!

To Earth, be fair!
Use only ONE SQUARE!

Posted by: Cheryl Crow


Yeah ?

The last time I ate at Taco Bell, the next day I took the SMEARIEST shit ever !

I spent more on TP than I did on the tacos.
And then I took a shower.

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (UruKD)

289 270 If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?
________________________________________

Not if it's Quiche Lorraine!

Quiche, Quiche, come back!

Posted by: Fred Schneider at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (vbJig)

290 More nude guys?

What is going on here?

Also bacon and eggs are an awesome way to start the day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (bcbK8)

291 This self-portrait has the same weird-ass thingie on the head. Must be some sort of Viking rain cap.

https://bit.ly/2NLNZPA
Posted by: Bandersnatch

An early form of tin foil.

Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (8ikIW)

292 258 Maybe that's not a potato. Maybe it's a rutabaga.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (lwiT4)

I don't know why I laughed myself silly over this, but I did. Thank you grammie!

Posted by: moki at September 14, 2018 10:28 AM (mFoNl)

293 I've laid in my storm supplies. A jar of instant coffee.

Priorities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:28 AM (ImzFx)

294 (wait for it)

(sorry Grandma!)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (v3QwB)

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quit your day job

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:28 AM (h/uSM)

295 Well, I guess someone took matters into their own hands.

Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:

https://tinyurl.com/y8zz3edy

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (AllCR)

296 Poor Katshit,all the aid and comfort he gives to the Democrats and they still want him out.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (mCMQ5)

297 268 Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop


By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.

This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)

Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken

Yup.

Or,

he was a dealer/user, and they had a fight over drugs? If he really did smoke, she may have detected the smell in her apartment above. Was this a shakedown turned violent?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (4mEpb)

298 In SJW outrage tech news, the Python programming language has decided to ban use of the terms "master/slave".


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (CQ3Qb)

299 If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?


*******


Yes, but weigh him down with a couple of sandbags first.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (v3QwB)

300 235
NC Emergency Management twatter:

- STAY INDOORS. Do not venture out during the storm.


- Do NOT drive or walk through stagnant or moving floodwaters.


- If your power goes out, do NOT operate gas powered generators or charcoal grills in or near your home.


- Have your emergency kit ready!

It's a shame you have to inform people not to go out during a FUCKING HURRICANE. This country is done for.



I KNOW RIGHT!



Back to you Shemp!



Posted by: Under Fire at September 14, 2018 10:20 AM (r9UYA)

Posted by: Max Stormboehner at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (ymnmz)

301 This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)


There's video of the hallway she was in. They haven't released that video as of yet.

Posted by: Cheryl Crow at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (F4u7C)

302 Damn sock.

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (F4u7C)

303 Democratic socialist who lied about much of her background wins primary for NY state Senate seat


Her opponent obviously didn't drive home the fact that she's a lying sack of shit.

Poor marketing.
Posted by: Sponge

Or they realized that she's the typical politician.

And people tend to get the government they deserve.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:18 AM (4mEpb)

The people of New York and California having a running contest to see who can fuck their descendants over the most.
"We'll have no cars by 2035, New York. Top that!" "Here, hold my beer California."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (9BLnV)

304 It's a shame you have to inform people not to go out during a FUCKING HURRICANE. This country is done for.

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mostly weather reporters

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (h/uSM)

305 298 In SJW outrage tech news, the Python programming language has decided to ban use of the terms "master/slave".

They probably will be hailed as heroes if they just change the terminology to Top/Bottom

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (k1TUh)

306 Anyone remember the Olean simulated vegetable oil product.... with the user caveat that it " may" cause " anal leakage" if ingested??? Good times, good times.....

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (ffWPP)

307 I look at the Democrats and see a party that is collectively deranged and dangerous. What are the neverTrumpers not seeing that I am, or what are they seeing that I'm not?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (nBr1j)

308 on the seesaw my older sister would get her to the ground and then just get off of it. A nice 5 foot drop and a board up my ass.
I fell for that more time than Charlie Brown.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM
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Haha Me too. I tried to get even with the world once and do it to someone else. Seesaw whacked me in the chin on the way up. Much blood and sore tongue. Sometimes life just isn't fair.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (Ri0Ku)

309 I was informed there would be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (ctuyM)

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Moose out front told you?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (h/uSM)

310 This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)

There's video of the hallway she was in. They haven't released that video as of yet.
Posted by: Cheryl Crow


Sadly, this is where those activist lawyers can actually do some good.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (4mEpb)

311 Huh. NY Herald blocked by my org. Probably a first for a FS link.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (AM1GF)

312 >>The only thing I wonder about in the gas explosions is did someone hack the controls and cause the overpressure?

Read this article from 2015. This was a known problem for a long time. The pipelines in MA are well over 100 years old and in bad shape. Nothing has been done to address the problem and if it remains this way more of this is likely.

https://tinyurl.com/ycvqtco5

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:31 AM (/tuJf)

313 299
If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?





*******





Yes, but weigh him down with a couple of sandbags first.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (v3QwB)


Have you ever taken a crap in an empty MRE bag in the back of a humvee?

You know who your friends are real quick, cause you are gonna need someone to hold the bag.


Posted by: Fido at September 14, 2018 10:31 AM (ymnmz)

314 Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop

By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.

Posted by: Blue Hen

Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken


What? Is this the 1950's?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:31 AM (hxucZ)

315 Living underground like a wild potato.

You're living in your own Private Idaho.

Better beware.

Posted by: Fred Schneider at September 14, 2018 10:31 AM (vbJig)

316 Here are a whole lot of verses from the prophet Jeremiah-some very nice ones in the ones I looked at:

http://topverses.com/Bible/Jeremiah

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (AllCR)

317 258 Maybe that's not a potato. Maybe it's a rutabaga.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (lwiT4)

That's even worse! Honestly grammie, and you a pastor's wife.*






*(I keed. And I've gotta get me a weird-ass head thingy.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (RD7QR)

318 the killed, was a pastor and a worker. , even if a pot smoker in his free time, which I suspect . dying over it?

she was the one at His door trying to get in..
not Him at hers

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)

319 268 PLANTED Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop


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FIFY

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (h/uSM)

320 Anyone remember the Olean simulated vegetable oil product.... with the user caveat that it " may" cause " anal leakage" if ingested??? Good times, good times.....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (ffWPP)


Yeah.

Never before have I shit myself after eating a bag of Doritos.

Olean......just another dumbass human error in the effort to "be healthy!!!!"

Oh just leave me alone and let me eat REAL FOOD......

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (F4u7C)

321 Poor Katshit,all the aid and comfort he gives to the Democrats and they still want him out.
Posted by: steevy


He's term limited and cannot run again this year.

Cordray is running against Mike DeWine, Republican, for governor.

Cordray is crooked as the day is long. He and Obama deserve each other. Outside of "minority" neighborhoods, Obama is not too popular in Ohio.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (S6Pax)

322 Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (nBr1j)

Paychecks from CNN, MSNBC...

Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (MAstk)

323 Poor Katshit,all the aid and comfort he gives to the Democrats and they still want him out.
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (mCMQ5)


Everyone in Ohio except a few random turds hate that RINO piece of shit and can't wait for him to pack his carpetbags for an out of state zip code.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (y7DUB)

324 Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

Thank you, good to hear. Was that his town?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (uquGJ)

325 It's funny, but I haven't been in NC in decades (Marine Corps time). I can still recognize areas on the news, especially Wilmington, where I got my first traffic ticket. Had to go to court, showed up in summer service C, and got a $5 fine from the judge.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (xzqr4)

326 If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?

*******

Yes, but weigh him down with a couple of sandbags first.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:29 AM (v3QwB)

Hurricanes are a great way to get rid of deep seated doggie odors. But, I suppose if you're going to be a pussy about it, you could use a Texas Catheter.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (9BLnV)

327 Democratic socialist who lied about much of her background wins primary for NY state Senate seat

Her opponent obviously didn't drive home the fact that she's a lying sack of shit.


That would have been a Democrat, too, and he probably admired her work.

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (1+J19)

328 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:

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If you want a job done right . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

329 270 If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (lwiT4)

Kidding aside, NO. Get puppy pads, let him pee in a corner of the basement, something like that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)

330 321 Ahhh,well getting rid of Katshit is good.I approve of term limits.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (mCMQ5)

331 They probably will be hailed as heroes if they just change the terminology to Top/Bottom
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (k1TUh)


That's genderphobic.

FrontHole/BackHole

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (F4u7C)

332 260 The only thing I wonder about in the gas explosions is did someone hack the controls and cause the overpressure?
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mCMQ5)
**********
Russia

Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (Y274z)

333 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:

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If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Now THAT is the way it's done!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (hxucZ)

334 **opens notebook**


**jots down "New Business Ideas- Canine Hurricane Anchors"**

**rubs chin thoughtfully**

**closes notebook**

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (v3QwB)

335 Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop

By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.

Posted by: Blue Hen

Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken


What? Is this the 1950's?

Posted by: rickb223


I recall that in MN, the police obtained and used a search warrant of the home of the person they shot. And this occurred well before we found out that the cop wannabe was a total failure that was made a cop solely for political purposes. And his partner is still covering for him.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (4mEpb)

336 306 Anyone remember the Olean simulated vegetable oil product.... with the user caveat that it " may" cause " anal leakage" if ingested??? Good times, good times.....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (ffWPP)

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if i had a nickel for every time i used THAT excuse

Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (h/uSM)

337 Scorpions show in Wilmington is still a sellout for tonight...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (ffWPP)

338 Yeah that Salazar is a piece of work on par with Ocasio -Cortez of the crazy eyes.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (mCMQ5)

339 Kidding aside, NO. Get puppy pads, let him pee in a corner of the basement, something like that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)


It likely not good advice to send someone into the basement during a FLOOD....

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (F4u7C)

340 >>Olean......just another dumbass human error

Olean was just another prank played by the Engrish T-Shirt Cabal.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (Bdeb0)

341 They probably will be hailed as heroes if they just change the terminology to Top/Bottom

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (k1TUh)

The Slashdot story has over 1000 comments already and the VAST majority are deriding the decision. I have hope that this might be a turning point. They've completely jumped the shark. Slashdot has gone to shit over the past couple years and they're lucky to get 50 comments on a story now. This seems to have finally woken some people up to the absurdity of PC culture.
The Python people didn't help themselves either when in their announcement they describe slavery as "America's peculiar institution".

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (CQ3Qb)

342 CNN


Trump is denying without proof that 3,000 people have already died from Hurricane Flo.

Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (MAstk)

343 Haha Me too. I tried to get even with the world once and do it to someone else. Seesaw whacked me in the chin on the way up. Much blood and sore tongue. Sometimes life just isn't fair.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 14, 2018 10:30 AM (Ri0Ku)

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so you're 100% Irish

Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (h/uSM)

344 PLANTED Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop
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FIFY
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (h/uSM)

Planted Marijuana found.....six miles away from the apartment.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (9BLnV)

345 If he had 50 kilos of cocaine in the apartment it would not change anything based on the statement the cop gave after the shooting and the basis for the manslaughter charge. No reason to plant anything.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (p2jI/)

346 60
Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)


But how did she get out?

Robert Mueller reporting for duty

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (q1VoB)

347 281 268 Marijuana found in search after man shot dead in his own apartment by off-duty cop


By the same police department. This is weirder and weirder.

This is like the case in MN.The only person left alive is the cop that killed someone, and we shouldn't believe a word she says.
Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:24 AM (4mEpb)

Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (ffWPP)

In a bad shoot SOP is do everything possible to dirty up the victim.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (NWiLs)

348 332 260 The only thing I wonder about in the gas explosions is did someone hack the controls and cause the overpressure?
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (mCMQ5)
**********
Russia
Posted by: torabora at September 14, 2018 10:34 AM (Y274z)



Those crazy scamps... always up to something....

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (ffWPP)

349 Hurricanes are a great way to get rid of deep seated doggie odors. But, I suppose if you're going to be a pussy about it, you could use a Texas Catheter.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


Getting the tape off is gonna be a bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (hxucZ)

350 If you're in a hurricane, and your dog has to go pee, do you let him outside?

There are litter boxes for dogs now, same as for kittehs. So you could get one ahead of time and stock up on litter. Petco has at least two different brands for doggehs:
https://tinyurl.com/y8cqctwk

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (3C9q2)

351 258 Maybe that's not a potato. Maybe it's a rutabaga.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:23 AM (lwiT4)

In Irish and Scottish colloquial use, a rutabaga is called a
...

Swede.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (brIR5)

352 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:

-
If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Now THAT is the way it's done!
Posted by: rickb223

Meanwhile, in Utah, one of the two people who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart is being released on parole. This person cheered on the rapes.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (4mEpb)

353 328 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:

-
If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

*Sniff* *Sniff*

I always cry at happy endings.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (bcbK8)

354 Cordray is crooked as the day is long. He and Obama deserve each other. Outside of "minority" neighborhoods, Obama is not too popular in Ohio.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (S6Pax)


That's why that Cock Curious rally for Cordray and the Restraining Order was held in some dinky gym on the east side instead of some spacious downtown venue where the lack of interest would have been obvious.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (y7DUB)

355 I look at the Democrats and see a party that is collectively deranged and dangerous.

-
Your eyesight problems have been cured!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

356 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:

He may have had dirt on Hillary and committed suicide. I'm very impressed.

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (EYsyU)

357 Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (ffWPP)

In a bad shoot SOP is do everything possible to dirty up the victim.
Posted by: Insomniac



If you are going to "dirty up the victim", you might want to pick something a little stronger than weed.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (hxucZ)

358 Never fall asleep after a pot of strong coffee while watching a documentary Inside the Crinimal Mind: Kidnapping.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (6OoFY)

359 179
What is a penis, a potato, and a nude dude?

Posted by: Carnac The Magnificent at September 14, 2018 10:11 AM (5jVnA)


My goal?

shep

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (q1VoB)

360 Is that Jim Cantore?

Posted by: mpfs, Deplorable Goblin at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (InoRs)

361 If you can secure a good enough grip and the dog is less than 30 lbs you could just hold him out the window.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (v3QwB)

362 ...and squeeze

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (v3QwB)

363 355 I look at the Democrats and see a party that is collectively deranged and dangerous.

-
Your eyesight problems have been cured!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

New glasses.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (nBr1j)

364 the killed, was a pastor and a worker. , even if a pot smoker in his free time, which I suspect . dying over it?

she was the one at His door trying to get in..
not Him at hers

Posted by: willow


I'm glad you cleared THAT up !

Posted by: JT at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (UruKD)

365 Meanwhile, in Utah, one of the two people who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart is being released on parole. This person cheered on the rapes.

-
Boy, that seems like only yesterday!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)

366 stepped out of the sweat lodge for a second and the mescaline/psilocybin mixture kicked in.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
-------------

Peyote
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ImzFx)

You obviously don't know how to throw a Millennial Sweat.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9BLnV)

367 In Irish and Scottish colloquial use, a rutabaga is called a

...



Swede.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:36 AM (brIR5)



Caught that, didya?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (lwiT4)

368 Fox is showing a woman walking her dog in the middle of the hurricane.

I guess that mystery has been solved.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (/tuJf)

369 If you are going to "dirty up the victim", you might want to pick something a little stronger than weed.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:37 AM (hxucZ)



Awww, it was late, and all there was, handy, was some weed, so...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (ffWPP)

370 328 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:

-
If you want a job done right . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

*Sniff* *Sniff*

I always cry at happy endings.

--

some heroes carry knives

Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (h/uSM)

371 291 This self-portrait has the same weird-ass thingie on the head. Must be some sort of Viking rain cap.
https://bit.ly/2NLNZPA
Posted by: Bandersnatch
An early form of tin foil.

Look at it, and it's just the kind of thing you'd come up with if you're in the rain a lot and you're not very good at working cowhide, but you gotta come up with something to cover your head. Flap to tie under the neck, and covering for the neck, about like an early version of a welder's cap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (k1TUh)

372 211
How badly can Manafort hurt Trump now that he's flipped and is working for Meuller?

Posted by: Richard Yerkes at September 14, 2018 10:16 AM (tLa8P)


Nada. If he was going to flip, why not flip before getting convicted at the first trial. Sure, you always bet with your lawyer. But Manafort had to know they'd convict him of some charges. Why go thru the wait, expense and now sentence - if you could flip then and get 2-3 years?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (q1VoB)

373 Just hold it in Fido! This thing'll be over in 36 hours!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (v3QwB)

374 370
328 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:



-

If you want a job done right . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)



*Sniff* *Sniff*



I always cry at happy endings.



--



some heroes carry knives

Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (h/uSM)


So what got left on the door step?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (ymnmz)

375 Anyone remember the Olean simulated vegetable oil product"

Believe it or not, it's now used as an industrial grade lube and even a base for paints.

So yeah, perfect for chips and crisps...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (6qErC)

376 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

Gee, I wonder how they came up with that focus-group-tested story.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (EYsyU)

377 pack his carpetbags
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:32 AM (y7DUB)

Which he will ship via Parcel post.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (brIR5)

378 ...and squeeze

Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (v3QwB)



Good advice. Thanks!

Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (lwiT4)

379 291 This self-portrait has the same weird-ass thingie on the head. Must be some sort of Viking rain cap.
https://bit.ly/2NLNZPA
Posted by: Bandersnatch
An early form of tin foil.

Just don't link to the Golden cape self portrait.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (p2jI/)

380 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

I think the decapitation story is fake...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (wYseH)

381 366 stepped out of the sweat lodge for a second and the mescaline/psilocybin mixture kicked in.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
-------------

Peyote
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:27 AM (ImzFx)

You obviously don't know how to throw a Millennial Sweat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9BLnV)

Millennial Sweat = job interview

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (bcbK8)

382 These on-the-scene weather reporters are remarkably stupid. I suppose it is the stepping stone to other 'reporting', which would explain a lot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (ImzFx)

383 >>357 Any chance the weed was planted to obfuscate a bad shooting??? Nah, crazy talk....
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:26 AM (ffWPP)
In a bad shoot SOP is do everything possible to dirty up the victim. Posted by: Insomniac

In the case of U.S. Park Police execution victim Bijan Ghaisar, they didn't even bother to "dirty up" the victim, unless by "dirty up" you mean "shoot four times in the head."

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (Bdeb0)

384 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:
=======

That warms the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (vg8iE)

385 Meanwhile, in Utah, one of the two people who kidnapped Elizabeth Smart is being released on parole. This person cheered on the rapes.

-
Boy, that seems like only yesterday!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (+y/Ru)

So, they have cheerleaders at rapes now? What progress we have made!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (9BLnV)

386 So what got left on the door step?"

Nuts!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (6qErC)

387 Strange. This scene is what I see every time I close my eyes. Except there are more fish floating around laughing at me.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM (fgIHt)

388 376 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.

Gee, I wonder how they came up with that focus-group-tested story.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (EYsyU)

--

i bet it was a Russian kid

Posted by: Shep S. at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM (h/uSM)

389 Anyone remember the Olean simulated vegetable oil product"

Olestra? They still have some residual sales to a lady in Chappaqua, NY.

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM (EYsyU)

390 373 Just hold it in Fido! This thing'll be over in 36 hours!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (v3QwB)

Tethers... dog tethers... available at Petco.... just tether Skip to the front door knob, wait ten or fifteen minutes and reel him in...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM (ffWPP)

391 >>some heroes carry knives

Posted by: Shep S.

*fistbump*

Posted by: OJ S. at September 14, 2018 10:43 AM (r9UYA)

392 Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (q1VoB)

I don't think Manafort would flip because he has been red hot angry at his partner for 'flipping'. Would be obviously hypocritical if he did the same thing.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:43 AM (p2jI/)

393 Caught that, didya?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 14, 2018 10:39 AM (lwiT4)

Irish with a Glasgow born grandmother.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 10:43 AM (brIR5)

394 Olestra? They still have some residual sales to a lady in Chappaqua, NY.
========

Little known fact: Olestra was actually inspired by the leakage seeping out of my ass.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 14, 2018 10:43 AM (vg8iE)

395 339 Kidding aside, NO. Get puppy pads, let him pee in a corner of the basement, something like that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (RD7QR)

It likely not good advice to send someone into the basement during a FLOOD....
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:35 AM (F4u7C)

Point taken. What I meant was, you can find somewhere inside that won't seem to the dog like he's fouling his nest.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (RD7QR)

396 You obviously don't know how to throw a Millennial Sweat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9BLnV)

Millennial Sweat = job interview
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (bcbK

Real Millennial job interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0KjdDJr1c

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (9BLnV)

397 So, they have cheerleaders at rapes now? What progress we have made!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


According to the victim, she was raped multiple times (she was 14), and this woman sat there and encouraged the rapist.
The fact that she was able to recover somehow, enter into a marriage and be the mother of two children is amazing. And now this.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (4mEpb)

398 I think the decapitation story is fake...

He faked his own death?

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (jyVW0)

399 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

I think the decapitation story is fake...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Snopes says it is, so there's a 90% chance it's true.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (hxucZ)

400 And who says there is anything to "flip" on?

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (mCMQ5)

401 60 Feinstein's letter claimed that Kavanaugh and another idd locked a girl in a room at a party. She got out. That's it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 09:46 AM (/tuJf)

I know there is a lot of high fiving around here when people like Weinstein or Moonves, etc. get piled on with accusations of sexual harassment, lose their jobs, etc., but you all need to realize that this "movement" isn't about catching the true perverts and punishing them, it's about removing power from any male. Weinstein et al were big fish, but the little fish, with virtually no issues are also good targets.
And this movement is capitalizing on the brainwashing and leftist thought that has been thoroughly taught and indoctrinated in our schools. For every female that has had a good male role model in her life, with parents who work to counteract this crap, there are a dozen whose parents are divorced, whose mom is now on her third live in , who is taught that men are assholes and should overall pay for all the ills in the world. That EVERYTHING is patriarchy and male dominance, etc.

So two HS guys locking you in a room at a party as a joke is "threatening", which is what I read last night regarding what this now, 40 plus old women is relating. She probably thought it was a joke too at the time, but now with the meetoo movement prodding her, she is being told she was threatened by that action and needs to go to authorities , now 30 years later.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (YbFmM)

402 lol JT, I am not sure I did with that wreck of a comment.

But I suspect the pastor was average joe, and the cop was high.

and I have a beloved cops in my family. still this smells, the guy for all knowledge available is a good guy.

the cop, already screwed up trying to enter an apt not Hers!,, so one was high, tired whatever , pot in his case a Maybe, he shouldn't have opened the door, but if you don't live creepily why wouldn't you , if you aren't in a bad neighborhood?, She I suspect was the one high, likely alcohol.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (dPd5y)

403 390 373 Just hold it in Fido! This thing'll be over in 36 hours!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 14, 2018 10:40 AM (v3QwB)

Tethers... dog tethers... available at Petco.... just tether Skip to the front door knob, wait ten or fifteen minutes and reel him in...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:42 AM



Sheldon. Sheldon come here. Gramdpa wants you to try this on. Its so you can take the dog for a walk.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (0tfLf)

404 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:
=======

So did they find a headless body, or a bodyless head?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (nBr1j)

405 Just don't link to the Golden cape self portrait.


What happens when you say "I dare you" to someone with that defiant obsessive thing that I can't remember?

https://bit.ly/2x8Zwiw

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (fuK7c)

406 Anyone remember the Olean simulated vegetable oil product"

Olestra? They still have some residual sales to a lady in Chappaqua, NY.
Posted by: t-bird



White, oleomargarine?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (hxucZ)

407 And who says there is anything to "flip" on?
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (mCMQ5)

Flip = tell lies or misrepresent to save ass

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (p2jI/)

408 "the cloud"? more like "wormsign the likes of which even god has never seen"!

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (xGZ+b)

409 And who says there is anything to "flip" on?


Exactly. Trump is apparently the cleanest President we have had in my lifetime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (yQpMk)

410 Odd Nerdrum. I saw their show in Cleveland.

Posted by: Editor at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (wwfga)

411 What happens when you say "I dare you" to someone with that defiant obsessive thing that I can't remember?

https://bit.ly/2x8Zwiw
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (fuK7c)

I'll add NSFW for you.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (p2jI/)

412 See? That's just one more problem with dogs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer's Cat at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (ImzFx)

413 I think it is because he didn't have to do the corrupt stuff to rise up through the political ranks. He just parachuted in at the top.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (yQpMk)

414 So...
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

415 I'm pretty sure back in middle school or high school I grabbed an ass or two.
Guess I'm not qualified for Supreme Court justice or government office. That is until I leave a woman to drown or negotiate with enemies of the United States...

Posted by: Marcus T at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (VpIIl)

416 i've never had a lab, none of my dogs would go near water, they'd all drown, so nyts in the laundry room

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (dPd5y)

417 409
And who says there is anything to "flip" on?





Exactly. Trump is apparently the cleanest President we have had in my lifetime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (yQpMk)


The most hated man in the world + two year fruitless inquisition = Cleanest President evah!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (ymnmz)

418 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL:

***

who says we never get any good news around here?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (CE6iV)

419 . . . is influenced by Rembrandt and Caravaggio.
________________________________________

They must be his meth dealers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 09:48 AM (vbJig)

----------------------------

I assumed he was rolling joints from their discarded canvasses

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (+F0Wk)

420 Rows and bows of angel hair
And ice cream castles in the air
And feathered canyons everywhere
I've looked at clouds that way.


BWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAAAAAA!

Posted by: Beelzebubba at September 14, 2018 10:48 AM (o7l6R)

421 Late to the HQ.

I guess "Obama Contemplating His Legacy" has been taken.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (ptqGC)

422 396 You obviously don't know how to throw a Millennial Sweat.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:38 AM (9BLnV)

Millennial Sweat = job interview
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:41 AM (bcbK

Real Millennial job interview.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0KjdDJr1c
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (9BLnV)

It's funny because it's true.

She is almost exactly our receptionist. Right down to the vocal fry.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (bcbK8)

423 Snopes says it is, so there's a 90% chance it's true.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (hxucZ)


And follows it up with "Trump's fault."

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (F4u7C)

424 decapitated is actually a weird way to get even, shooting yes, bashing over the head, baseball bat, but decapitation doesn't seem average .

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (dPd5y)

425 As satisfying as the story is, the decapitation thing isn't true. Any of it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (ImzFx)

426 414 So...
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

Heinous acts of astronomy?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

427 411
What happens when you say "I dare you" to someone with that defiant obsessive thing that I can't remember?



https://bit.ly/2x8Zwiw

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 14, 2018 10:45 AM (fuK7c)



I'll add NSFW for you.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (p2jI/)


Bubba at a Renaissance fair?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (ymnmz)

428 414 So...
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

Nobody is saying.

It's weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (bcbK8)

429 That pic reminds me. I need more Metamucil.

Posted by: The One Who Ends Comment Threads at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (MceDl)

430 "Crosby: The story of a headless pedophile in Aurora was fake. But don't feel too bad if you fell for it."

https://trib.in/2OmbZpL

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (yQpMk)

431 >>And who says there is anything to "flip" on?

This is what is so insidious about media narratives. The wild speculation about Manafort flipping when the charges themselves show this was not about Russian collusion but financial crimes most if not all of which occurred before his association with Trump.

On the other hand multiple Congressmen reported after her testimony that Lisa Page had indeed flipped and among other things said that the Strzok-Page texts mean exactly what they say. That was a one day story by a small fraction of the media and has mostly been forgotten.

If Page flipped it wasn't only to Congress.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (/tuJf)

432 424
decapitated is actually a weird way to get even, shooting yes, bashing
over the head, baseball bat, but decapitation doesn't seem average .

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (dPd5y)


It's a lot of work.
Shows commitment.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (ymnmz)

433 >>414
So...

What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?

Posted by: Diogenes


IT IS NOT TERRORISM!

Posted by: FBI at September 14, 2018 10:51 AM (r9UYA)

434 426 414 So...
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

Heinous acts of astronomy?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

( We slipped mescaline into the observatories Bunn coffee maker... let's watch what happens...)

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:51 AM (ffWPP)

435 What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?

--

Aliens.
Hacked into the computer systems.
Deleted all the evidence of Aliens mining the asteroids, and the moons of Jupiter.

Heard it on Coast to Coast America, Shortwave.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:51 AM (I9Sw7)

436 decapitated is actually a weird way to get even, shooting yes, bashing over the head, baseball bat, but decapitation doesn't seem average .

Posted by: willow


It's a lot of work.
Shows commitment.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless



Only way to be 100% certain that they stay dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (hxucZ)

437 this "movement" isn't about catching the true perverts and punishing them, it's about removing power from any male.

This is 100% correct. It's also about bringing the campus rape bullshit into the real world and trashing the rights of the accused.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (y7DUB)

438 Cuthbert, I really think its a weird unwestern American way.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)

439 428
414 So...

What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)



Nobody is saying.



It's weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (bcbK


Weeze just looking around. Observing, if you please.

Posted by: Special Agent Vinnie Boombatz at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (ymnmz)

440 187 Why is that guy praying to a potato and why is he naked?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 14, 2018 10:12 AM (PtOP4)

Let he who has not made hot buttery love to a potato cast the first stone.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (5jVnA)

441 You could always link to the feel good story of the father who beat his daughter's molestor to death.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (p2jI/)

442 Unless you put the head on a pike, it's wasted effort.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (yQpMk)

443 There used to be an old show called " Candid Camera"... that guy Allen Funt seemed to enjoy screwing with people a little TOO much...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (ffWPP)

444 So...
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

Nobody is saying.

It's weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Definitive proof of alien life.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (hxucZ)

445 And who says there is anything to "flip" on?
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:44 AM (mCMQ5)

Flip = tell lies or misrepresent to save ass
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:46 AM (p2jI/)

Yes, telling defendents to lie about others to receive a lighter sentence really works in high profile cases like this one. In which the defendant worked on a campaign for four months and whose legal troubles all stem from a decade prior to ever becoming involved in the Trump campaign.

Manafort's second trial, from what I understand, is for additional financial crimes for which the prosecution has better evidence. His pleas are likely more to save the prosecution and state from having to go through another jury selection and trial , in which the prosecution may lose some charges as they did in the first trial.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (YbFmM)

446 lancelot, that's typical I think. and righteous.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (dPd5y)

447 Fe,

The headless story is fake


http://tinyurl.com/ycjf6gu9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (i/+aM)

448 438
Cuthbert, I really think its a weird unwestern American way.

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)

Hmm. I see what you mean. Joking aside....


Wait this is a fake story....

Posted by: Special Agent Vinnie Boombatz at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (ymnmz)

449 oh darn I wanted the decap story to be true.

but it looks like that photo they're using comes from a murder in Mississippi in 2017. Where a man was decapitated, but it had nothing to do with a being a pedophile, and was not left on a judge's doorstep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 10:54 AM (k1TUh)

450 447 Fe,

The headless story is fake


http://tinyurl.com/ycjf6gu9
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (i/+aM)

Why can't we have nice things like this?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:54 AM (bcbK8)

451 as i'm not really up on how peoplemurder, I don'[t really keep up.. perhaps dad was into playstations zombie attacks LOL I dunno!

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:54 AM (dPd5y)

452 What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?

Posted by: Diogenes

I'm guesting but, the location overlooks the White Sands Missile range. My theory is a spying op was being run there. It would explain the FBI and silence.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (Bdeb0)

453 Nerdrum. NERDRUM.
Little boy in The Shining

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (2NqXo)

454 So just an ISIS greeting card then.....

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (ffWPP)

455 Uhm... concept art for the new Dune movie and that is Worm Sign depicted?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (/8qa9)

456 see Grump is right!

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (dPd5y)

457 Wait this is a fake story....

--
Well that is really disappointing.
I was so hoping that those recently observed high energy light flashes and very powerful RF emissions were indicators of intelligent life in outer space.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (I9Sw7)

458 444 I posted yesterday ,wouldn't be awesome if the aliens decided to contact us now because they like Trump?

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (mCMQ5)

459 Pedophile found decapitated on doorstep of judge who had previously granted him bail in Aurora, IL.


I don't want to hear one more word about jobs Americans don't want to do.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (5jVnA)

460 Weeze just looking around. Observing, if you please.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Posted by: Yogi Berra at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (3C9q2)

461 So, they have cheerleaders at rapes now? What progress we have made!

-
It's amazing what you can accomplish once you abandon religion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)

462 444 So...
What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:47 AM (0tfLf)

Nobody is saying.

It's weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



Definitive proof of alien life.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (hxucZ)

I'd like to think so.

But why just this one observatory? If it's alien stuff, wouldn't other observatories be pinging on this?

(I know almost nothing about astronomy)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (bcbK8)

463 If Page flipped it wasn't only to Congress.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (/tuJf)


It wouldn't be the first time I've been fooled by a semi attractive skirt but Page has struck me as the most sympathetic character in this whole cabal. That doesn't mean she wasn't cooch deep in everything but I hope she has some muscle around her to avoid an unexpected trip to Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 14, 2018 10:56 AM (y7DUB)

464 the "woman locked in a room" accusation seems made up, since the real story has been the execs that have the button to lock the door on women in their office.

it is sort of the moral equivalence gambit ... "well they do it too, cuz all men are evil".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (Cus5s)

465 kraken, see that seems more it, old school murder and mayhem. not really america

Posted by: willow at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (dPd5y)

466 We are professionals.

Do not try this at home.

Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (PtETg)

467 Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)

468 RE: New Mexico Observatory


I just figured they found a way to watch illegals crossing over the border so the Feds came and shut it down. Or maybe someone was watching a pool party at former Gov Richardson's?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (0tfLf)

469 As much as I would have liked the headless pedo story to be true, that isn't how I would have handled it.

You behead the judge who let the pedo out.

Pour encourager les autres.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (kqsXK)

470 >The headless story is fake.

But it was spectacular.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (5jVnA)

471 Anyone fire a CZ P-01 Omega?

I'm looking for a compact 9mm with a decocker and ambidextrous or left-hand capable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)

472 Cool

Czech Republic to move embassy to Jerusalem. that ought to piss anti semites in the EU

Posted by: Jonah at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (niYgm)

473 430
"Crosby: The story of a headless pedophile in Aurora was fake. But don't feel too bad if you fell for it."



https://trib.in/2OmbZpL

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 10:50 AM (yQpMk)
----
And yet:====In fact, Snopes.com, the fact-checking web site, blasted this story from
the so-called New York Herald as bogus, outing the body in the photo as
that of a man whose headless body was found in Mississippi.====So there *was* a headless body ...

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (vWMNq)

474 Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know...
--

Look what happened to Hawaii.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (I9Sw7)

475 467 Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)

Yeah, but it would be interesting.

I've been into sci-fi for as long as I could read. I know it may suck but it also may be very cool.

Anyway, this observatory stuff IS weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (bcbK8)

476 Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (YbFmM)

That's what Manafort's partner did to him. That's what the prosecution was hoping Manafort would do with Trump if there was anything in the slightest that he could offer. Even if there was something they could twist I don't think Manafort would have done it .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (p2jI/)

477 Wasn't that a NYC headline one time... headless body found in topless bar

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (/8qa9)

478 >>Definitive proof of alien life.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (hxucZ)

23491 33708 56588 21314

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (Bdeb0)

479 452 What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?

Posted by: Diogenes

I'm guesting but, the location overlooks the White Sands Missile range. My theory is a spying op was being run there. It would explain the FBI and silence.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM



HHmmmm...hadn't thought about that.
$20 says Feinstein's driver is behind it.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (0tfLf)

480 Bubba at a Renaissance fair?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
-----------

Well, if you recall, the Clinton's and their fellow-traveling scum used to descend on Hilton Head every Fall for their 'Renaissance' weekends.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (ImzFx)

481 That's what Manafort's partner did to him. That's what the prosecution was hoping Manafort would do with Trump if there was anything in the slightest that he could offer. Even if there was something they could twist I don't think Manafort would have done it .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 10:59 AM (p2jI/)


Best part about all of it is, EVEN IF Trump colluded with Russia on something. There were no laws broken........

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (F4u7C)

482 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)

The new sig sauer fits that bill I think.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (p2jI/)

483 I suppose extraterrestrials " could" find some use for the cranky hairless primates scattered about...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (ffWPP)

484 >>475 467 Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know... Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)

That's only if you haven't practiced the "Contra-Pascal's Wager," and *haven't* been praying to the aliens for years...

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (Bdeb0)

485 267 o

must be an abby normal o, as it wasn't followed by a wall-o-text.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (xGZ+b)

486 All is well. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Posted by: FBI at September 14, 2018 11:00 AM (r9UYA)

487 467 Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)

Any civilization advanced enough to get here from there is advanced enough to wipe us out without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (RD7QR)

488 Better question is how baldy does Manafort taking a plea deal on charges having nothing to do with Trump or Russian collusion damage you liberals are your fake conspiracy claims.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2018 10:21 AM (/tuJf)

------

This. Even the #NTs are sounding oddly subdued by this news - I imagine it embarasses Mueller, not Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (AzW6q)

489 CNN


Death toll reaches 4,000 while trump golfs.

Posted by: HA at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (MAstk)

490 Nerdrum. NERDRUM.
Little boy in The Shining
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM (2NqXo)

-------------------------------

Murdren is the plural of murder.

Commit one murder, you're a murderer.

Commit multiple murdren, you're a serial killer.

Kill of Snap, Crackle, and Pop, you're a cereal killer.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (+F0Wk)

491 Attempted rape accusation of Kavanaugh

Posted by: Comrade at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (YW6sE)

492 479 452 What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?

Posted by: Diogenes

I'm guesting but, the location overlooks the White Sands Missile range. My theory is a spying op was being run there. It would explain the FBI and silence.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 10:55 AM


HHmmmm...hadn't thought about that.
$20 says Feinstein's driver is behind it.
Posted by: Diogenes

You work in the world of spooks you begin to think like a spook.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (Bdeb0)

493 If the head don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: Johnny Cochran at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (ImzFx)

494 Definitive proof of alien life.


23491 33708 56588 21314
Posted by: Zod


The chair is against the wall.
Zubac has long fingers.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (hxucZ)

495 Local FBI office went to investigate at observatory and the alien sex pheromones...

So now the aliens control the FBI... look for the roofing staple on the back of the neck right?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (/8qa9)

496 Wasn't that a NYC headline one time... headless body found in topless bar

NY Post

Posted by: Jim H at September 14, 2018 11:02 AM (4mIHO)

497 Shut up, Dunce.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:02 AM (yQpMk)

498 471 Anyone fire a CZ P-01 Omega?

I'm looking for a compact 9mm with a decocker and ambidextrous or left-hand capable.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)

I've fired the non-Omega.

It's a really good hammer-fired pistol. So is the P-07

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:02 AM (bcbK8)

499 468 RE: New Mexico Observatory

I just figured they found a way to watch illegals crossing over the border so the Feds came and shut it down. Or maybe someone was watching a pool party at former Gov Richardson's?

I'm not saying that it's Aliens.

But it's Aliens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpz8OlGRxY0

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (k1TUh)

500 Kill of Snap, Crackle, and Pop, you're a cereal killer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (+F0Wk)

---------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuttUtUrF-o

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (AzW6q)

501 Attempted snake handling by Kavanaugh!

Posted by: Tovari at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (4mEpb)

502 Page was described as very cooperative in testimony behind closed doors. And didn't she ask Strzok "you aren't gonna let that happen, are you?" ... he responded "we will stop him".
So that doesn't place her as the instigator, but definitely a person that became compromised and would be willing to help investigators.
Strzok on the other hand, can lie under oath ... since it would seemingly cost him nothing to get caught lying about his hanging offenses. His facial expressions were so strained/crazed, it made quite the public testimony display. Maybe they figured there was no use doing the charade in private, let the world see his lies.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (Cus5s)

503 So, they have cheerleaders at rapes now? What progress we have made!

* shakes pompoms *

Rah, rah, ree!
Kiss 'em on the knee!
Rah, rah, rass!
Kiss 'em on the other knee!

GoooooooOOOOOOOO TEAM!

Posted by: Tiffini from Fort Worth at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (ctuyM)

504 Attempted rape accusation of Kavanaugh
Posted by: Comrade
------------

This what is called an 'ambiguous antecedent'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 11:03 AM (ImzFx)

505 Best Headline of all Time?

Ike Beats Tina to Death

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (yQpMk)

506 So now the aliens control the FBI... look for the roofing staple on the back of the neck right?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)

And you thought Janet Reno was a human?

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (Bdeb0)

507 I've never shot a CZ I didn't like. But I haven't shot that one.

If past is prologue, though, you oughta like it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (AzW6q)

508 Barring wormholes, or some variation, interstellar space travel by biologics looks like a no- go.... AI might do it.... but AI might be bad news for meat space...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (ffWPP)

509 Murdren is the plural of murder.

Commit one murder, you're a murderer.

Commit multiple murdren, you're a serial killer.

Kill of Snap, Crackle, and Pop, you're a cereal killer.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (+F0Wk)


But a gathering of crows is called a 'murder.'

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (F4u7C)

510 What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?

-
It's quiet. Too quiet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

511 What do you mean Starbuck's is closed?

Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (PtETg)

512 Definitive proof of alien life.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 10:53 AM (hxucZ)
_______________________________________

Scientists have decoded the distant radio message and they believe it says:

"I am a Ungartarian prince and have 70,000 nartillion frakzees for you, but require a small deposit of 50 frakzees as a sign of good faith."

Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (vbJig)

513 Myrtle Vegas will have to rebuild after all this rain and flooding, which is an opportunity for that place.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (6OoFY)

514
Anyone fire a CZ P-01 Omega?

I'm looking for a compact 9mm with a decocker and ambidextrous or left-hand capable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)





Not the Omega, but I've had the regular P01 as my main defensive pistola for years. Seriously awesome gun. Eats damn near every kind of ammo you like without a problem (unless you're like me and try to run a batch of your mistakenly out of spec reloads), tack driver, virtually no muzzle flip, and almost as comfortable in the hand as a Browning High Power.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (veoSD)

515 Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (ffWPP)

Any civilization advanced enough to get here from there is advanced enough to wipe us out without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).
Posted by: joncelli


Ack ack-ack, ack ack-ack, ack-ack ack

Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo, Oo-Oo-Oo-Oo,
When I'm calling you,

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (hxucZ)

516 Posted by: Comrade at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (YW6sE)

Failed attempt of slander and libel against Kavanaugh. Liberals attempt to assassinate another Republican politician. Lefty news media silent.

Comrade's STD tests positive.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (p2jI/)

517 The chair is against the wall.
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM


The maple syrup is on the French Toast.

Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)

518 Modern Rudd

Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (NLLmE)

519 The Hindenburg rises from the grave and scares the naked Egyptian dude.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (2NqXo)

520 "The aliens just blew up Congress!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (/8qa9)

521
The chair is against the wall.
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM

The maple syrup is on the French Toast.

Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)







The carrots are in the chili.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (veoSD)

522 >>505 Best Headline of all Time?

Cast Of NBC Sit-Com "Friends" Indicted, Executed In Tehran For Espionage

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (Bdeb0)

523 I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (mCMQ5)

524 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 14, 2018 10:58 AM
---------------

I'm pretty certain that you can download the 3D printer code for one of those.

Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (ImzFx)

525 493 If the head don't fit, you must acquit!"

Maigret and the Headless Corpse. (Georges Simenon)

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (k1TUh)

526 23491 33708 56588 21314

Pfft. That's the validation code for that copy of Kaspersky anti-virus.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs)

527 508 Barring wormholes, or some variation, interstellar space travel by biologics looks like a no- go.... AI might do it.... but AI might be bad news for meat space...
Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (ffWPP)

According to the science and technology we understand, yes.

It's a wild universe. May be many ways to skin the interstellar cat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (bcbK8)

528 Regarding the decapitated pedo: Chicago Tribune says it's a hoax.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (J4u2K)

529
509 Murdren is the plural of murder.

-----

But a gathering of crows is called a 'murder.'


is a gathering of gatherings of crows called a "murdren"?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (xGZ+b)

530 ...without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).

Zima. There's a reason it's back in the stores

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (ZQfW9)

531 But a gathering of crows is called a 'murder.'
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (F4u7C)

-------------------------------

What do you call two crows perched on a tree branch?

Attempted murder

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (+F0Wk)

532 520 "The aliens just blew up Congress!"
______________________________________

And there was much rejoicing.

Posted by: Monty Python at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (vbJig)

533 The chair is against the wall.
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM

The maple syrup is on the French Toast.

Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)

The carrots are in the chili.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
------------

The shelves are on the wall.

Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (ImzFx)

534
''1,000 year rain event."

Yeah, you don't want to be anywhere near low-lying areas when that happens.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (LOgQ4)

535 Why would the Aliens want to wipe us out?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)

536 >>523 I for one welcome our new alien overlords.
Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:06 AM (mCMQ5)

Me too, brother. They will know their own.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (Bdeb0)

537 531 But a gathering of crows is called a 'murder.'
Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:04 AM (F4u7C)

-------------------------------

What do you call two crows perched on a tree branch?

Attempted murder
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (+F0Wk)

Start serving drinks and it's a crowbar.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (NWiLs)

538 You work in the world of spooks you begin to think like a spook.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM



True enough.
I have a good friend who was stationed there many years ago. Some interesting and typically funny stories about the testing they would do.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (0tfLf)

539 Pfft. That's the validation code for that copy of Kaspersky anti-virus.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs)


Kapersky is Russian.

I think installing that software is a REALLY bad idea.

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (F4u7C)

540 >>535 Why would the Aliens want to wipe us out?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)

Practice.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)

541 Jim Brown said his two favorite movies that he made are The Dirty Dozen and Mars Attacks.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (mCMQ5)

542 Soon. . .

Posted by: The Borg at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (vbJig)

543 The shelves are on the wall.
Posted by: MSM

Not at Ace's.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)

544 535 Why would the Aliens want to wipe us out?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)

They've seen 4chan?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK8)

545 False accusers should face the death penalty. This shit is way beyond out of control and has to stop. Lawyers and the courts need to start enforcing the laws on slander and libel as well, which they don't btw.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (6OoFY)

546 Schrodinger's Cat is a space traveler?

Well there was a manga episode of All Purpose Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku where Nuku finds an injured cat, takes it home to tend to the wounds, and it turns out the cat is an alien. Awfully cute kitteh who even has a spacesuit and spaceship.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (/8qa9)

547 "The aliens just blew up Congress!"
______________________________________

And there was much rejoicing.
Posted by: Monty Python


"Where are you going?"

"To Washington DC!"

"To help fight the aliens?"

"No! To help them reload!"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (hxucZ)

548 The chair is against the wall.
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM

The maple syrup is on the French Toast.

Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)

The carrots are in the chili.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The shelves are on the wall.
Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (ImzFx)

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The drill is in reverse.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (+F0Wk)

549 540 >>535 Why would the Aliens want to wipe us out?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)

Practice.
Posted by: Zod

We have sometime so far found to be very rare....liquid water

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (Bdeb0)

550 533 The chair is against the wall.
Zubac has long fingers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM

The maple syrup is on the French Toast.

Posted by: Zed from NSA at September 14, 2018 11:05 AM (ctuyM)

The carrots are in the chili.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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The shelves are on the wall.

Posted by: MSM at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM



Well there you go. Proof that aliens do not exist.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (0tfLf)

551 *peeks in on art thread*
*Notices that the daily troll is the making least 'out there' comment*
*laughs*

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (W+vEI)

552 So that doesn't place her as the instigator, but definitely a person that became compromised and would be willing to help investigators."

Note to Python - see, this is how that Bottom/Top things work. Bottom's switch off whenever a bigger Top comes along.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (k1TUh)

553 541
Jim Brown said his two favorite movies that he made are The Dirty Dozen and Mars Attacks.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (mCMQ5)


ITS FUNNY CAUSE HE ONLY MADE TWO MOVIES!

Posted by: Ben Rothlisnbbergler at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (ymnmz)

554 "The aliens just blew up Congress!"
=======

Where can I send a thank-you note?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 11:10 AM (vg8iE)

555 >>Well there was a manga episode of All Purpose Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku where Nuku finds an injured cat, takes it home to tend to the wounds, and it turns out the cat is an alien. Awfully cute kitteh who even has a spacesuit and spaceship.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (/8qa9)

Does everyone/everything in this perverse cartoon-world die?

If not, why not?

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)

556 Let's send Comrade to Lubyanka.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (NWiLs)

557 535 Why would the Aliens want to wipe us out?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)

John Kerry, Yoko Ono, Noam Chomsky, Rosie O'Donnell, Nacy Pelosi........

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (ffWPP)

558 Any civilization advanced enough to get here from there is advanced enough to wipe us out without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).

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Dude, if they're that advanced, they're all pacifist socialists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)

559 491 is a canal-digger

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (AzW6q)

560
Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know...
Posted by: kraken


Or for them...

Posted by: Earth pathogens at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (IqV8l)

561 Mounts my books with a precarious shelf.

Posted by: eleven at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (NLLmE)

562 555 >>Well there was a manga episode of All Purpose Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku where Nuku finds an injured cat, takes it home to tend to the wounds, and it turns out the cat is an alien. Awfully cute kitteh who even has a spacesuit and spaceship.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (/8qa9)

Does everyone/everything in this perverse cartoon-world die?

If not, why not?
Posted by: Zod


Moral of the story...pussy kills

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (Bdeb0)

563 Would aliens want to wipe Hillary!?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM)

564 I'm sure am glad conservatives took a stand when the Roy Moore lies were thrown his way because now we are guaranteed a shitshow moving forward and innocent lives destroyed.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (6OoFY)

565 Aliens ( space types) contact could end very badly for us, you know...
Posted by: kraken

Or for them...
Posted by: Earth pathogens



Farts.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (hxucZ)

566 Didn't they announce the other day that some strange radio signal was discovered coming from space?

Then the observatory gets shuttered......

We're all going to die.

Posted by: Sponge at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (F4u7C)

567 Odd Thomas > Odd Nerdrum

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

568 We have a small talent for war.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (yQpMk)

569 I have a good friend who was stationed there many years ago. Some interesting and typically funny stories about the testing they would do.
Posted by: Diogenes
-----------

I A guy I know was warned repeatedly that the Rooskies used women and alcohol as the entree for spying activities.

Sadly, I the guy never had that experience.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (ImzFx)

570 555 >>Well there was a manga episode of All Purpose Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku where Nuku finds an injured cat, takes it home to tend to the wounds, and it turns out the cat is an alien. Awfully cute kitteh who even has a spacesuit and spaceship.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:09 AM (/8qa9)

Does everyone/everything in this perverse cartoon-world die?

If not, why not?
Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (Bdeb0)

Because Nuku-Nuku is a rocket in the sack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (bcbK8)

571 Would aliens want to wipe Hillary!?

Not even with some other aliens anal probe.

Posted by: Aliens in DC at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (1uG1d)

572 >>563 Would aliens want to wipe Hillary!?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 14, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM)

She's an alien organ-donor. She'd be, ahem, "recycled."

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (Bdeb0)

573 Attempted rape accusation of Kavanaugh

Posted by: Comrade at September 14, 2018 11:01 AM (YW6sE)
======

There you go raping us all again.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (vg8iE)

574 530 ...without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).

Zima. There's a reason it's back in the stores
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (ZQfW9)


Suddenly, thousands of soy boys realize they were drinking alien sweat back in the '90s. And are surprisingly comfortable with it.

535 Why would the Aliens want to wipe us out?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 14, 2018 11:08 AM (yQpMk)


Images of Maxine Waters made them realize that we're too stupid to allow off the planet.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (RD7QR)

575 574 530 ...without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).

Zima. There's a reason it's back in the stores
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (ZQfW9)

The aliens are ghey?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (NWiLs)

576 Lemmee try to get this straight again.... anime, hentai... manga... there is a difference....

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (ffWPP)

577 They are coming for Zod.

Posted by: Kal-El at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (vbJig)

578 252
(I realize that in fact that will almost certainly mean next week we'll get nekkid Hillary.)



And nekkid Nancy Pelosi, nekkid Ruth Bader Ginsburg, nekkid Dianne
Feinstein, nekkid Liz Warren . . . lots of models to choose from.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 14, 2018

*
*
"Honey??? Where the hell's the Pepto-Bismol???"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (/ZWeB)

579 Maybe I'm slow, but I'm more convinced than ever that the people who respond on twitter to Trump's tweets are all bots. Trump simply RE-tweeted an emergency warning from NC Emergency Response and all the responses were about how Manafort flipped and now Trump's going to prison.....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

580 545 False accusers should face the death penalty. "

To be serious for a bit, it's not that this is a "false" accusation - it's an incredibly stupid and meaningless accusation. It's on the same level as "accusing" Kavanaugh of having cut in line at the water cooler when he was in 5th grade. The fault is with politicians that are so saturated in bile and hate that they encourage people to make completely meaningless "complaints" about ordinary stupid things and then pretend that they are "criminal" in some undefined way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (k1TUh)

581 575 574 530 ...without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).

Zima. There's a reason it's back in the stores
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (ZQfW9)

The aliens are ghey?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (NWiLs)

"Did Ancient Astronauts make the top painting? Tonight on In Search Of..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (bcbK8)

582 The drill is in reverse.
Posted by: No One of Consequence
----------

'Anti-clockwise'.

Posted by: Brit, reporting on Florence winds at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (ImzFx)

583 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2018 11:13 AM (ImzFx)

------

There's a great interview from the '80s with Russian spy/defector Yuri Bezmenov.

He talks a lot about Commie tactics. One of his tactics was to go on a drinking binge with one or more useful idiots from the West. While they got wasted, he would secretly be taking meth to counteract the alcohol.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (AzW6q)

584 475 Anyway, this observatory stuff IS weird.


I looked it up in google news and the Daily Star (7 hours ago) claims the observatory now has a statement on their website (and tweeted about it).

Doesn't really say anything though.


Posted by: Off the reservation at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (vWMNq)

585 510 HA! I knew you guys would be on this!!
Does one think it might have some relationship to the terrorist cell *news* from August?!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (XUXm4)

586 466
We are professionals.

Do not try this at home.


Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 14, 2018 10:57 AM (PtETg)


I am the original!

(Jacking the sockpuppet count in a rain coat)

Posted by: Dan Rather's Rain Slicker at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (ymnmz)

587 579 Maybe I'm slow, but I'm more convinced than ever that the people who respond on twitter to Trump's tweets are all bots. Trump simply RE-tweeted an emergency warning from NC Emergency Response and all the responses were about how Manafort flipped and now Trump's going to prison.....
Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

Twitter filters Trump's comments so that only the moonbats appear.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

588 So the latest outrage is courtesy of the NYT's , that oracle of truth, who ran a headline that Nikki Haley's State Department residence has $52,000 worth of curtains. The article waits until six paragraphs to finally say that the curtains were ordered by the Obama administration in 2016 and Haley had no say in them. However, the headlines in the paper and on Facebook, etc. all keep screaming Nikki Haley's $52,000 curtains.

Yet , turn on Fox or any other MSM news and you will find them worshiping everything that comes out of the Times or the Washington Post.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (YbFmM)

589 To be serious for a bit, it's not that this is a "false" accusation - it's an incredibly stupid and meaningless accusation. It's on the same level as "accusing" Kavanaugh of having cut in line at the water cooler when he was in 5th grade. The fault is with politicians that are so saturated in bile and hate that they encourage people to make completely meaningless "complaints" about ordinary stupid things and then pretend that they are "criminal" in some undefined way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:15 AM (k1TUh)

They probably dangled some cash in front of her too.
Some people will say or do anything for money. Especially if they need it.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)

590 Let's see Nuku-Nuku herself is a combat android that is controlled by a cat's brain. What could go wrong? Well there is the neurotic control freak wife of the inventor who runs the arms and technology company Mishima Heavy Industries which makes combat robots and orbital death satellites... Her prime henchwomen, the Glorious Office Ladies, fly an attack copter called Poison-One.

So yeah, just wee bit off. Oh did I mention there is another android, Emi-chan, who wants Nuku's body for her own? Well that also happens.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (/8qa9)

591 is a gathering of gatherings of crows called a "murdren"?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018

*
*
I suggest a "genocide" of crows.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (/ZWeB)

592 >>577 They are coming for Zod. Posted by: Kal-El at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (vbJig)

(buffs nails on lapel, adjusts groin). They're taking their sweet time about it...

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

593 576
Lemmee try to get this straight again.... anime, hentai... manga... there is a difference....

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:14 AM (ffWPP)


Not one bit.
oooooo ahhhhhhh ooooo errrr ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted by: Mr Garrison at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (ymnmz)

594 BTW that *art* is rather girthy IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (XUXm4)

595 ". . . the curtains were ordered by the Obama administration in 2016 and Haley had no say in them."

Check them for listening devices.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (vbJig)

596 The whole system is so corrupted any more that I tend to believe nothing... except you guys.. and, uh..

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (ffWPP)

597 Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)

598 So the latest outrage is courtesy of the NYT's , that oracle of truth, who ran a headline that Nikki Haley's State Department residence has $52,000 worth of curtains. The article waits until six paragraphs to finally say that the curtains were ordered by the Obama administration in 2016 and Haley had no say in them. However, the headlines in the paper and on Facebook, etc. all keep screaming Nikki Haley's $52,000 curtains.

Yet , turn on Fox or any other MSM news and you will find them worshiping everything that comes out of the Times or the Washington Post.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (YbFmM)

It's curtains for Trump. News at 11.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (NFEMn)

599 597 Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)

Ancient aliens. No human is capable of such a feat!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

600 Check them for listening devices.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 14, 2018 11:18 AM (vbJig)

Good point.
I"m sure the State Dept. was certain that Hillary was going to win. Who was the front runner for UN Ambassador in a Clinton administration?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (YbFmM)

601 Artist's prescient observation of rising deviance and lowering birthrate.

Posted by: Oren at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (TD9KB)

602 599

Ancient aliens. No human is capable of such a feat!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

" Ancient Aliens.... see.. RBG..."

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (ffWPP)

603 Market cracks 26,000.
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More evidence of inflation that we are not experiencing.

Posted by: Grand Lee Cooper at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (I9Sw7)

604 I see what's pushing the Kavanaugh story this morning - Ronan Farrow put out a tweet about what he heard from someone who had talked to one of the people who said he knew someone who might have seen the actual letter.

well there ya go, if that's not hard evidence, what is?

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (k1TUh)

605 510 They also closed the post office. The FBI was there but nobody knows nuthin

Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (XUXm4)

606 Maybe I'm slow, but I'm more convinced than ever that the people who respond on twitter to Trump's tweets are all bots.

-
The bots are after Cruz.

https://bit.ly/2xjRank

And they're all concerned Republicans.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

607 But a gathering of crows is called a 'murder.'



is a gathering of gatherings of crows called a "murdren"?

Posted by: Anachronda at September 14, 2018 11:07 AM (xGZ+b)


No.
Alfred Hitchcock

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (q1VoB)

608 The article waits until six paragraphs to finally say that the curtains were ordered by the Obama administration in 2016 and Haley had no say in them. However, the headlines in the paper and on Facebook, etc. all keep screaming Nikki Haley's $52,000 curtains.

Yet , turn on Fox or any other MSM news and you will find them worshiping everything that comes out of the Times or the Washington Post.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (YbFmM)

The curtains were probably originally ordered for Hillary in anticipation of her coronation....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (NFEMn)

609 Hurricanes are big. And scary.

And Trump's fault. And windy. And political.
And frequently wet.
Listen to me, scum, I am a professional.

Posted by: Chris Wallace - expert on weather and everything else at September 14, 2018 11:22 AM (PtETg)

610 605 510 They also closed the post office. The FBI was there but nobody knows nuthin
Posted by: Cheriebebe at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (XUXm4)

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Setting up their October surprise...

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:22 AM (QWGds)

611 Yet , turn on Fox or any other MSM news and you will find them worshiping everything that comes out of the Times or the Washington Post.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (YbFmM)

The Fox News site has been all over this as another fake news story. I don't watch the Fox News channel but their News site reports things the others do not.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (p2jI/)

612 I've received a letter about this Nerdrum fellow...

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (HiLJ1)

613 Well,Big Ben's knowledge of movies is somewhat limited apparently.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (mCMQ5)

614
Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM


Nike bounce.

Posted by: Comraderie at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (LOgQ4)

615 I see what's pushing the Kavanaugh story this morning - Ronan Farrow put out a tweet about what he heard from someone who had talked to one of the people who said he knew someone who might have seen the actual letter.

well there ya go, if that's not hard evidence, what is?
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM (k1TUh)

My understanding is that the FBI said they are not opening an investigation and sent the letter to Grassley. Who said the vote schedule remains the same, despite Dick Durbin's demands that this new evidence needs to be thoroughly researched and given to Congress prior to any vote.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (YbFmM)

616 Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?
Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)

Ancient aliens. No human is capable of such a feat!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

----------------------------

Does that necessarily exclude Trump? It would explain so much!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (+F0Wk)

617 What does attempted rape even mean? Serious question.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (6OoFY)

618 Curtains were provided by Drapers Union Local # 642... no actual " money" changed hands...

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (ffWPP)

619 599
597 Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?

Posted by: LASue at September 14, 2018 11:19 AM (Z48ZB)



Ancient aliens. No human is capable of such a feat!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 14, 2018

*
*
You're right. No human would stack books like this.

Posted by: Dr. Venkman at the library at September 14, 2018 11:23 AM (/ZWeB)

620 What's with all the naked guy stuff? Has CBD been threatened by the ettes? Have they threatened to squeeze the oil out of him?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (3SzRC)

621 Opie has intel that Trump might resign too.It's going to be an early night.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (mCMQ5)

622 620 What's with all the naked guy stuff? Has CBD been threatened by the ettes? Have they threatened to squeeze the oil out of him?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (3SzRC)


Olestra .

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (ffWPP)

623 I assumed Nikki Haley was dolphin smooth.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 14, 2018 11:25 AM (6OoFY)

624 Has CBD been threatened by the ettes? Have they threatened to squeeze the oil out of him?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (3SzRC)

He will not deny us his essence.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 14, 2018 11:25 AM (MX7xj)

625 Don't look at me, Bob.

I've been wondering if CBD is "transitioning"...

NTTAWWT

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (QWGds)

626 They probably dangled some cash in front of her too.

Some people will say or do anything for money. Especially if they need it.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)


This is about me, isn't it?

Stormy Daniels

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (q1VoB)

627 The curtains were probably originally ordered for Hillary in anticipation of her coronation....

Posted by: JoeF. at September 14, 2018 11:21 AM


For United States Ambassador to the United Nations Chelsea Clinton.

Wonder if Chelsea picked them out?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (LOgQ4)

628 Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?

-
It was Obama's mojo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)

629 >>Who was the front runner for UN Ambassador in a Clinton administration? Posted by: Jen the original at September 14, 2018 11:20 AM (YbFmM)

Former president Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Zod at September 14, 2018 11:26 AM (Bdeb0)

630 620 What's with all the naked guy stuff? Has CBD been threatened by the ettes? Have they threatened to squeeze the oil out of him?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (3SzRC)

He's, uh, "questioning."

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (NWiLs)

631 Anime, French word the Japanese borrowed for animation.

Manga, Japanese for comic books.

Hentai can apply to both anime and manga. Just ask Kurt Eichmannwald while he faps to tentacles.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (/8qa9)

632 Aliens. Proof

https://youtu.be/_-CDkP4y2wU

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (2K6fY)

633 Hentai's the pervy stuff.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 14, 2018 11:27 AM (NWiLs)

634 What's with all the naked guy stuff? Has CBD been threatened by the ettes? Have they threatened to squeeze the oil out of him?
=======

I mean, I don't know about anyone else, but I'm loving it.

Posted by: Shep! at September 14, 2018 11:28 AM (vg8iE)

635 Olestra .

Posted by: kraken at September 14, 2018 11:24 AM (ffWPP)

Sounded like something to cure vaginal itch, but it's not. huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:28 AM (3SzRC)

636 How is it so many atheists believe in aliens?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 14, 2018 11:28 AM (p2jI/)

637 Sounded like something to cure vaginal itch, but it's not. huh.
========

Slap hot iron to it!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 14, 2018 11:28 AM (vg8iE)

638 Previously, why were hurricanes named after women?

Because they were full of hot air, unpredictable and if you left them alone they'd blow themselves out.


No offense to the 'ettes

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (q1VoB)

639 Market cracks 26,000. Trump to blame?



*bows*

Posted by: The Magic Wand at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (yQpMk)

640 Nood

non-nude dudes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (bcbK8)

641 My vag is leaking something like green talc.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (HiLJ1)

642

Kavanaugh raped Nicki's dolphin with pot oil and a cat brain dildo?

Wut?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (UFLLM)

643 Nood rant

Posted by: no good deed at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (1uG1d)

644
558 Any civilization advanced enough to get here from there is advanced enough to wipe us out without breaking a sweat (or whatever they use to cool off).

-
Dude, if they're that advanced, they're all pacifist socialists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:11 AM (+y/Ru)






The most conclusive evidence of intelligent life in outer space is that they were intelligent enough not to contact Earth.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 14, 2018 11:29 AM (veoSD)

645 Sounded like something to cure vaginal itch, but it's not. huh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

If you have the itch, eat a lot of Olestra. It won't cure it, but you'll forget about the itch for a while

Posted by: Bruce at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (8ikIW)

646 Inspiration:
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/dongtrail-3.jpg

Posted by: FretlessT at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (uDTP4)

647 The Solomonic Simian is up.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (kqsXK)

648 Huh...

Now you guys got me thinking about CBD. His nic worked either way I guess. His nic goes both ways then.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 14, 2018 11:30 AM (3SzRC)

649 "What's going on in New Mexico at the Observatory?"
Mercury leak. The eqpt was built on large mercury-filled bearings.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 14, 2018 11:33 AM (CQ3Qb)

650 I'm guessing there are a lot of goat heads and upside down pentagrams at Chelsea's.

Chelsea Clinton: 'As a Deeply Religious Person' I Believe It's 'Unchristian' to End Roe v. Wade

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 14, 2018 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

651 Imma let Muldoon at 112 get in here, but this is good too:

28 The whale in the sky keeps on turning.
Posted by: Journey at September 14, 2018 09:41 AM (pqc4s)

Posted by: Kanye at September 14, 2018 11:45 AM (DIosY)

652 Re: first contact Risks

See

https://tinyurl.com/y9r6hz7n

Posted by: Fox2! at September 14, 2018 11:46 AM (brIR5)

653 He's gone from the depressed to the ghey.

What's next?
Don't ask.

Posted by: Oren at September 14, 2018 11:49 AM (TD9KB)

654
That's no cloud. That's a giant peen.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 14, 2018 01:09 PM (1hM1d)

655
CBD has had some interesting themes going lately.
My recommendation is that he needs to get laid.
With actual women.
Women who were born women and do not have boy parts.

Posted by: rayj at September 14, 2018 02:33 PM (pI/IV)

656
And not missing any girl parts.

Posted by: rayj at September 14, 2018 02:34 PM (pI/IV)

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