Roll Call: Russia Buying Some Ads on FaceBook Was a Terrorist Nightmare Just Like 9/11

"RUSSIA" is written on the plane's side, if it's too small to read.



The cartoon is also a conspiracy theory, of course -- Russia did not alter a single vote in the election, though media leftists keep insinuating otherwise. And half of all Democrats believe this conspiracy theory, just as nearly half of all Democrats believed that Bush knew about 9/11 in advance.

The media's been trying to pretend they really, rilly care about 9/11 for this one anniversary of 9/11, because Trump's first tweet of the day was not about 9/11. So the usual suspects are, for the first time in 15 years, writing about 9/11 to show how Presidential they are.



But cartoons like Roll Call's, written before they decided to all pretend they care a lot about 9/11, show this is all yet another #FakeNews lie.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM




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1 They can't ever publish the truth, can they?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 11, 2018 05:44 PM (ujg0T)

2 What does 🥔 think?

Posted by: J. Random Commenter at September 11, 2018 05:45 PM (ctuyM)

3 Oh for fuck sake... Like obama ever gave a rats ass about 9/11.. Trump's speech today was heartfelt

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 05:45 PM (O2RFr)

4 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 05:45 PM (rIQuo)

5 they're all in on that red scare

Posted by: brak at September 11, 2018 05:45 PM (VckGX)

6 They can't ever publish the truth, can they?
Posted by: Curmudgeon


That would require leaving the Cult of the Left.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2018 05:45 PM (c07y/)

7 "Hey, I don't spent my time in gloryholes like Barry O or in a drunken stupor like Hilldawg. I spend maybe four hours a day in bed, if you count the time I spend plowing the First Lady. Gotta find a way to fill the time, yanno? Besides, I watch Fox to see if my dipshit NeverTrump turncoats try to snow me on something. It's not like they'll ever watch it!"

Posted by: trev006 at September 11, 2018 05:46 PM (IV+S7)

8 Whew! That fart was meant to be a stealth bomber, but turned out to be a skywriter biplane with a chimpanzee pilot.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 05:46 PM (rIQuo)

9 Close....so close....if I hadn't had that last piece of jerky.

Posted by: FBI at September 11, 2018 05:46 PM (G+40n)

10 Off FBI

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 11, 2018 05:46 PM (G+40n)

11 Check out my NEW Column; "Why 9/11 Is the Most Important Day in American History Depending on the President's Tweet Schedule and National Weather Service Reports."

Posted by: Chunky Chris Cillizza at September 11, 2018 05:47 PM (datdl)

12 Russia did not alter a single vote in the election,
..............

But Mexico sure did.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 05:47 PM (HgMAr)

13 Huh, is that the ovoid Chris Cilliza? Yeah, I care about his mouth spews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)

14 Roll Call: The Russia Hoax Was a Terrorist Nightmare Just Like 9/11

The dems and media would know - they supported Russia when it was a Communist nation dedicated to the destruction of America and the West and served as the world's greatest supporter of global terrorism through their arab clients. Back then you couldn't pry a dem away from a Russian spymaster with a crowbar.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018 05:47 PM (w0IWw)

15 Care ... I do not.

Just basking in luxury of authentic Adibas track suit.

So comfortable. So practical.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 05:48 PM (fiGNd)

16 Obama would be trying to get in nine. Nine for 9/11.


Amazing how his sycophants forget what a lazy, ignorant motherfucker he was.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2018 05:48 PM (jDF8P)

17 Too bad Bush couldn't blame the attacks on the towers on an offensive video.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)

18 So why are they not blaming obama for this? Serious question, he was President and in control of all of the Intelligence communities when this alleged "vote hacking" was occurring and he did nothing.


He even refused to acknowledge it until he was forced to.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2018 05:48 PM (JUOKG)

19 15. See? This is what I've been trying to tell the world.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 05:49 PM (fA1SL)

20 >>>17 Too bad Bush couldn't blame the attacks on the towers on an offensive video.

He had the opportunity.

Mariah Carey's 'Glitter' opened in theaters that week.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 11, 2018 05:49 PM (datdl)

21 We know they already have written the" Trump has failed in the hurricane response " stories

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 05:49 PM (O2RFr)

22 #TrumpsKatrina

#TheyEatingBabies

#WorstDisasterInUSHistory

Posted by: Max Power at September 11, 2018 05:49 PM (q177U)

23 Billy Jeff the rapist was too busy chasing tail to accept the several offers of bin Laden.

*WHOOSH* sound of facts flying over the pointed heads of the left

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)

24 Oh please, last I saw the Russians spent less than million dollars while Felonia Von Pantsuit spent a Billion. But somehow those Rooskies managed to focus group so well that their less than .001 share of the spending decided the election.

If any of them actually believed that horseshit they'd have Yuri and Evegenia running their campaign.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 11, 2018 05:49 PM (jp0Bv)

25 Way to trivialize the worst terrorist attack in history.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 05:49 PM (xP7rZ)

26 *spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 11, 2018 05:50 PM (58Au8)

27 This is a baaaaad day to get us normal Americans riled up. We Remember, even if those idiots don't.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2018 05:50 PM (XKZwp)

28 no one on the left will get upset over the cartoon unless someone puts a pic of serena on the ballot boxes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 11, 2018 05:50 PM (MTjB1)

29 Mariah Carey's 'Glitter' opened in theaters that week.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 11, 2018 05:49 PM (datdl)


Were they showing it on the planes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)

30 Huh, is that the ovoid Chris Cilliza? Yeah, I care about his mouth spews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
...............

he was born with a potato for a heart

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)

31 Helicopter, "volunteers", some assembly required. Is there a scale for despicable behavior - units in Scarboroughs? Enrages me the left despoils the day.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 11, 2018 05:51 PM (xceTB)

32 it is rather despicable that we allow foreign nations to lobby our government, and to "donate" hundreds of millions to political pay to play fake charities.

BUT that gets covered up by Mueller and his mobsters, as they run their coup. DeepState and their seditious cartel ... probably is a bigger deal than the 9/11 attack. It is just not such an open event ... they are the Shadow Government.
live free or die.hang em high

Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2018 05:51 PM (Cus5s)

33 The Sight shows me those voting stands becoming Hillary and the bollard, and the plane should say "Covfefe". I've seen it.

Posted by: Mama Murphy at September 11, 2018 05:51 PM (0p/e+)

34 Isn't Chris Cillizza the same guy who said don't worry about money, the gov't can produce as much as it wants?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 11, 2018 05:52 PM (q1VoB)

35 Obama himself stated that no votes were changed and the election was legitimate.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 05:52 PM (mCMQ5)

36 Those Russia planes bounced off.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 11, 2018 05:52 PM (IqV8l)

37 Quite a few commenters on this blog decided to serve after 9/11, as did a number of our sons and daughters.


And Joe Scarborough and his brain-dead skank whore can DIAF.


I *may* be in a mood.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

38 "Not since Katrina have we seen an administration mishandle a disaster with such naked incompetence. Bodies are literally floating in the streets, as starving children stare on in horror."

--CNN

Posted by: Max Power at September 11, 2018 05:52 PM (q177U)

39 Did 3000 Facebook employees die ?
Huh, missed that story

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 05:52 PM (T4oHT)

40 35 Obama himself stated that no votes were changed and the election was legitimate.

That's before the election... Hillary was supposed to win...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 05:52 PM (O2RFr)

41 Huh, is that the ovoid Chris Cilliza? Yeah, I care about his mouth spews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:47 PM


That Mr. Brian Stetler-Head.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2018 05:53 PM (ctuyM)

42 Early on in the Trump Presidency he met with the Saudis.
I would sure like to know what was discussed.
I hope it was "All this shit ends right now".

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at September 11, 2018 05:53 PM (w7KSn)

43 UnWillowed:

I have a soft spot for Labatts. They sent H.L. Mencken, a quote from whom graces Ace's very own website, two cases of beer every month, gratis, for many years.

They found out (because Mencken wrote about it) that he had been smuggling it during Prohibition.

Posted by: Miklos, more then tempted at September 11, 2018 05:53 PM (zCyNd)

44 That's a disgusting and shameful cartoon regardless the day it was printed.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (X5jRy)

45 That Mr. Brian Stetler-Head.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2018 05:53 PM (ctuyM)


Brian Stelter and Chris Stirewalt are thumbs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

46 I read the link in the previous thread about Gurgle "suspending" gab.ai again. Well, Gab is not shut down. All Gurgle was able to do was to stop selling the Gab app in the GurglePlay store. So the truly stupid who don't know how to use the Internet won't be able to get on Gab.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (iwUO9)

47 Chris Cilliza thinks Trump can turn the hurricane away from the coast?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (2NqXo)

48 So all hurricane damage is now caused by a republican president again? Good to know, I want a prez with the power to control the weather.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (r+sAi)

49 Stripes on jogging suit pants ingenious.

One may match tee-shirt. Ultimate Adibas combination.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (fiGNd)

50 Is this the fart post?

FIRST!

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (9dzlp)

51 26 aye.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 11, 2018 05:55 PM (flSPT)

52
So all hurricane damage is now caused by a republican president again?
Good to know, I want a prez with the power to control the weather.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (r+sAi)


*blinks* If Trump converts to Judaism, will he be granted weather control powers?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

53 how much money did Hillary! through the "Clinton Foundation" take from Russia again?

Posted by: brak at September 11, 2018 05:55 PM (VckGX)

54 Quite a few commenters on this blog decided to serve after 9/11, as did a number of our sons and daughters.


And Joe Scarborough and his brain-dead skank whore can DIAF.


I *may* be in a mood.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)


And let our spouses join too. He joined when Iran had started to make more nuclear noises than normal and his services might be needed. But we'd do it all over again in a heartbeat.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2018 05:55 PM (XKZwp)

55 Just basking in luxury of authentic Adibas track suit.

So comfortable. So practical.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 05:48 PM (fiGNd)

But with Crocs is death penalty offense in 16 legal and 28 extra-legal jurisdictions.

Posted by: Miklos, three stripes and Red Stripe at September 11, 2018 05:55 PM (zCyNd)

56 >>> Evegenia<<<<
Years ago there was a lady who ran for the county commission in Alachua whose first name was Evagina.
I never did figure out a pronunciation that didn't make me snicker like Beavis.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (3DZIZ)

57 I want a prez with the power to control the weather.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk


Bebe Netanyahu?

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (Nh7gw)

58 53 Probably less than she took from China....

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (mCMQ5)

59

Did Cizilla not know that PDT has already declared a state of emergency ahead of the hurricane and has been in contact with the governors of the states that might be affected for days?


Of course he didn't because narrative. Also because imbecile presstitute.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (HaL55)

60 *blinks* If Trump converts to Judaism, will he be granted weather control powers?

Posted by: Jane D'oh


He has Ivanka handle the details on it. Connections are great like that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (AM1GF)

61 I really need to work on speaking other languages. There are only so many ways to say F*** off and die in English.

Posted by: pep at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

62 Someone refresh my memory about who WAS President in 2016.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (1T8y6)

63 Sure seems to be a lot of people today getting in line for the helicopter rides.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (xzqr4)

64 53 I think in the tens of millions, Uranium isn't cheep.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 05:57 PM (T4oHT)

65 49. Gopnik supreme package includes adibas logo tattooed on chest.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 05:57 PM (fA1SL)

66 Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 05:48 PM (fiGNd)

But with Crocs is death penalty offense in 16 legal and 28 extra-legal jurisdictions.

Posted by: Miklos, three stripes and Red Stripe at September 11, 2018 05:55 PM (zCyNd)


Heh ...

... and there lies the prob with GECSPLAN.

I'm a Work Boots man. That ain't gonna' look right with a track suit.

I'm a man without a country.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 05:58 PM (fiGNd)

67 65 49. Gopnik supreme package includes adibas logo tattooed on chest.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters


Fine, I'm willing to form the Sicillian Auxilliary, but where I'm from, potatoes are for eating, not drinking...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 11, 2018 05:58 PM (AM1GF)

68 47 Chris Cilliza thinks Trump can turn the hurricane away from the coast?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2018 05:54 PM (2NqXo)

Well he did beat Hillary and fix the economy.

Posted by: Roy at September 11, 2018 05:58 PM (ABjxW)

69 Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is with great sadness that I must resign my post as President of the Unitd States.
In light of these sick burns by that weeping dirt pileChris Cillizza, I cannot faithfully execute the office of the President.

Effective immediately the Vice President of the United States, Heywood Jablowme, will be leading the country.

That is all


Posted by: President Richard Punch at September 11, 2018 05:58 PM (9dzlp)

70 there was a lady who ran for the county commission in Alachua whose first name was Evagina.

E-vagina? The Internet of...Things.

Posted by: Miklos, not an IoT fan at September 11, 2018 05:58 PM (zCyNd)

71 Nutty socialist Salazar caught lying now claims she was sexually assaulted by Netenyahu's spokesman...The left sure can pick them.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 05:58 PM (mCMQ5)

72 The Media are such cunts. I can't wait until Putin starts capping our Media Heroes in the Media.

Posted by: Fritz at September 11, 2018 05:59 PM (ANJe6)

73 66. Tracksuit is not utility uniform, blyat. Soviet NBC gear is worn with boots

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 05:59 PM (fA1SL)

74 "Because Trump ended Net Neutrality, my streaming tentacle p0rn sometimes buffers, pixelates, and strobes -- causing me to flop on my chair like a fish. I'm telling you, it's worse than 9/11! " -- Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: ShainS at September 11, 2018 05:59 PM (TeKYP)

75 If Trump converts to Judaism, will he be granted weather control powers?

We're counting on a major power upgrade.

Posted by: Joo Sharks with head-mounted lasers at September 11, 2018 05:59 PM (T6t7i)

76 Everybody should hug a bollard today.

Posted by: hILLRY o O at September 11, 2018 05:59 PM (HgMAr)

77 I really need to work on speaking other languages. There are only so many ways to say F*** off and die in English.

Posted by: pep at September 11, 2018 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

" A gentleman should be able to curse for three minutes, or compliment a lady for five, without repeating himself."

Posted by: Miklos, Old School at September 11, 2018 06:00 PM (zCyNd)

78 Hey Cillizza, even REUTERS says Trump is on top of the storm prep, you feckless poop monkey.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2018 06:00 PM (1T8y6)

79 67. Potato have many uses. Is totem if SMR.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:00 PM (fA1SL)

80 >>>No big deal -- just the president of the United States watching a taped Fox Business Channel show on the 17th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks and with a massive hurricane moving toward the east coast...

What an asshole. Why is Trump just watching something on Fox rather than doing something to stop the hurricane? Hillary would have stopped the hurricane. In fact, she would have stuck with the Paris Accords which would have *prevented* the hurricane.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 06:00 PM (/qEW2)

81 Hillary would have stopped the hurricane.

With her face

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:01 PM (O2RFr)

82 Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is with great sadness that I must resign my post as President of the Unitd States.
In light of these sick burns by that weeping dirt pileChris Cillizza, I cannot faithfully execute the office of the President.
Effective immediately the Vice President of the United States, Heywood Jablowme, will be leading the country.

That is all


Posted by: President Richard Punch at September 11, 2018 05:58 PM (9dzlp)


Thread winner. Shut it down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

83 Fritz

Do that, Vlad baby, and I'll lift sanctions.

Donny

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:01 PM (hyuyC)

84

Gopnik supreme package includes adibas logo tattooed on chest.

Which package includes the miniature giraffe? Because I really, really want a miniature giraffe.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:01 PM (HaL55)

85 Why is Trump just watching something on Fox rather than doing something
to stop the hurricane? Hillary would have stopped the hurricane.


I'm pretty sure a countervailing fart would do the trick.

Posted by: pep at September 11, 2018 06:01 PM (T6t7i)

86 Are they whining that Trump isn't doing enough of promoting Obama's attempt to hijack 9/11 into a "day of service" as well?

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2018 06:02 PM (zRwJ/)

87 From the SEAL raid, bin Laden in 2007: "...as you are aware, Iran is our main artery for funds, personnel, and communication, as well as the matter of hostages."
Mr. Phillips said there is a history to the al Qaeda-Iran relationship that predates the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks. For example, Hezbollah, a creation of Iran in Lebanon, trained al Qaeda terrorists in bomb-making.
Hezbollah and al Qaeda both played a role in the 1996 Khobar Towers truck bombing in Saudi Arabia that killed 19 Americans.
"Iran allowed members of al Qaeda to travel freely through Iran without stamping their passports, including at least eight of the 9/11 hijackers,"--Wash. Times

Yet knowing this, Obama made the Iranians responsible billionaires.

Remember this when you hear him call for a "return to sanity".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 11, 2018 06:02 PM (Ndje9)

88 Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters

Fine, I'm willing to form the Sicillian Auxilliary, but where I'm from, potatoes are for eating, not drinking...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 11, 2018 05:58 PM (AM1GF)


All good fun ... but you know how it goes. Shit starts with humor. That's why it ain't tolerated ... here or anywhere else.

Classical Liberalism is what's dying now - and I'm pretty sure it should upon further review. Palp was on it quicker than I was.

Turns out ... some ideas just ain't for everybody.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 06:02 PM (fiGNd)

89 84. GAZPROM. that one requires a lot of killing, about 30 years ago.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:02 PM (fA1SL)

90 My life has been given meaning.

Posted by: Sock full of nickels at September 11, 2018 06:02 PM (T6t7i)

91 I saw Countervailing Fart open for Air Supply at the Rosemont Horizon in '81.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM (1T8y6)

92 Trump should order an atomic bomb dropped into the center of the hurricane to disperse it.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM (mCMQ5)

93 Are they whining that Trump isn't doing enough of promoting Obama's attempt to hijack 9/11 into a "day of service" as well?

Posted by: buzzion at September 11, 2018 06:02 PM (zRwJ/)


Comrade, did you forget to pick up trash today? Paint a welfare mom's porch? *makes note*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

94 I was at an air exposition at an Air National Guard base. There was a section for the weapons, and they have their own flags. It's black with "WEAPONS" across the top with a depiction of the Reaper. At the bottom, it stated:

"Giving Our Enemies A Chance To Die For Their Country"

Maybe joining the Air Guard is a good future for me.

Posted by: Delaforce at September 11, 2018 06:04 PM (eVIA2)

95 92. Bad idea. We'd end up with a nuclear sharknado.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:04 PM (fA1SL)

96 Hillary would have stopped the hurricane.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 06:00 PM (/qEW2)


*pookysgirl starts typing, looks up and curses*

With her face

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:01 PM (O2RFr)

The Horde is truly a hive mind.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2018 06:04 PM (XKZwp)

97 Normally the "media" would all but ignore 9// but with Trump as President they have to use it to attack him....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:04 PM (O2RFr)

98 I saw Countervailing Fart open for Air Supply at the Rosemont Horizon in '81.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM (1T8y6)
............

I saw them open for the Blue Muumuus on Coney Island.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 06:04 PM (HgMAr)

99 @92

You know. That is an interesting idea.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:05 PM (xP7rZ)

100 Trump should order an atomic bomb dropped into the center of the hurricane to disperse it.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM (mCMQ5)


I actually saw just that comment in a weather blog. "Why can't we drop a nuclear bomb in the hurricane? Wouldn't it disperse it?" Followed by, "Dude! Radioactive fish! We have to eat them!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

101 92
Trump should order an atomic bomb dropped into the center of the hurricane to disperse it.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM (mCMQ5)


There's an idea! I'm on it.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 11, 2018 06:05 PM (9dzlp)

102 Cartoons being visual naturally use visual symbolism (duh).

I'd love to ask this asshole cartoonist, what does your plane symbolize?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 06:05 PM (/qEW2)

103 Chris Cizalla, is he one of the people who freaked out thinking Trump was going to ban all mucking fuslims from the US?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2018 06:05 PM (1g7ch)

104 My life has been given meaning.

Posted by: Sock full of nickels at September 11, 2018 06:02 PM (T6t7i)


Now that's the kind of shit I find funny.

Roll Full of Quarters would have also worked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (fiGNd)

105 What is trump supposed to be doing about a hurricane that hasn't hit yet? Should he be wearing an orange vest, directing traffic out of the outer banks?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (80sHd)

106 Trump should order an atomic bomb dropped into the center of the hurricane to disperse it.

Yes. And if it happened to miss its target and hit Congress.... Pity

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (O2RFr)

107 But don't you dare publish a cartoon of Serena being an asshole!! Racists!

Posted by: Cheri at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (oiNtH)

108 What the hell is wrong with these nudniks?

Coming around to the thought that there will be no peaceful reconciliations.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (5jVnA)

109 My life has been given meaning.
Posted by: Sock full of nickels

Preach it brother

Posted by: Irishsping in the other sock at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (flSPT)

110 I can't remember -is that Cillizziziza creature a toe or a thumb?

Posted by: LASue at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (Z48ZB)

111 92. Trump could just go ahead and start GECSPLAN. that's a reasonable response to the hurricane, and still involves nukes.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

112 Hillary would have blown the hurricane back with an atomic queef.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (xP7rZ)

113 GAZPROM. that one requires a lot of killing, about 30 years ago.


I went to my Gaz Prom. My date left early, even after I sprang for the BMP with 20 mm cannon, plush velvet seats and jacuzzi.

Posted by: Teenage Miklos at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (zCyNd)

114
Trump should order an atomic bomb dropped into the center of the hurricane to disperse it.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM


I think that idea has been kicked around for decades. No one knows with any certainty whether it would kill it or make it stronger.

I can't imagine the shit-storm if Trump ordered a nuke strike and it made it the hurricane to end all hurricanes.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (LOgQ4)

115 Our biggest hydrogen bomb is a wet fart in a tornado compared with the energy of a Cat 5 hurricane.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (hyuyC)

116 I'm gonna see how far I can go till I banned on twitter.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (If3tB)

117 It starts out with thinking hey these Adibas track suits look great!

The next thing you know, you're listening to Serbian Turbo Folk, advocating the finer points of GECSPLAN, and saying potato make best vodka.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (4ErVI)

118 Local news is reporting I-95 south is pretty much bumper-to-bumper. At least people are getting the hell out, well, except for Florida Man who is determined to ride it out in some bar in Myrtle Beach.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

119 Russia!, Russia!, Russia!.........

The libtards all think it's 1956 or something.

I pray the Himmacane turns north and gets a bullseye on the Crapital.

They deserve it.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (EoRCO)

120 Trump should order an atomic bomb dropped into the center of the hurricane to disperse it.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM (mCMQ5)


Or he could do 50 or 100 above ground nuclear tests, to bring on the fabled "nuclear winter" to counteract the fabled "global warming" so that we can burn coal and oil in peace. The videos of the nuclear explosions would be big hits so that would bring in extra money for the government, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (w0IWw)

121 113. I think we can all relate to that. Second oldest story there is, really.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (fA1SL)

122 You know they have their "Trump is racist because NC has X% black population and he didn't......" articles written already. "Trump's Katrina"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (80sHd)

123 It's not just that it's offensive, it's also completely and utterly retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

124 I seem to remember Trump being hectored in a debate to swear to accept the election results.
They were so sure FAB would win and wanted to pin him down by his reply. He knew at the time how dirty they were.

Posted by: Cheri at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oiNtH)

125 You guys think too small. Trump should drop a HYDROGEN bomb on the hurricane.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (1T8y6)

126 Should he be wearing an orange vest, directing traffic out of the outer banks?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (80sHd)

Should at least be prepositioning supplies, personally, and standing by in stihl gear, ready to clear downed trees.

Because that is what a good nazi would do.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (5jVnA)

127 What is trump supposed to be doing about a hurricane
that hasn't hit yet? Should he be wearing an orange vest, directing
traffic out of the outer banks?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (80sHd)



Yes. Yes he should. Or ride in a tank wearing a helmet three sizes too big. That would be very Presidential.

Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (fr4q8)

128 5 they're all in on that red scare
Posted by: brak at September 11, 2018 05:45 PM (VckGX)


And the ironic thing is that it's the Reds here who are bleating about a Red scare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (+qe8f)

129 Trump should order an atomic bomb dropped into the center of the hurricane to disperse it.



Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 06:03 PM (mCMQ5)


It's been done. It didn't work, and it was a terrible idea.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (XKZwp)

130 I'm gonna see how far I can go till I banned on twitter.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (If3tB)


You friends here at the HQ will be proud if Murderin' Joe blocks you from his twitter feed. Go after Mika, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

131 The only reason there is a hurricane is because trump pulled out of the Paris accords.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (80sHd)

132 Among both ancient and modern geeks, the forward slash ("/") is known as a solidus.

Posted by: Now You Know at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (ctuyM)

133 Hillary would have blown the hurricane back with an atomic queef.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (xP7rZ)
...........

Snuke it.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

134 What powers the hurricane is heat. Water temp high, and cooler air swirling in. The area covered is much larger than the print of a h-bomb explosion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (hyuyC)

135 117. Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (fA1SL)

136 122 You know they have their "Trump is racist because NC has X% black population and he didn't......" articles written already. "Trump's Katrina"


Maybe it will veer toward a blue state... My apologies to any Morons here who are possibly in one of those States

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (O2RFr)

137 Seriously, if you're going to be an asshole, at least put some effort into it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

138 106 Trump should order an atomic bomb dropped into the center of the hurricane to disperse it.

Yes. And if it happened to miss its target and hit Congress.... Pity

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:06 PM (O2RFr)

I want him to drop one on CNN. Sadly, too many innocent civilians would die in the process.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 11, 2018 06:10 PM (4ErVI)

139 I'm gonna see how far I can go till I banned on twitter.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (If3tB)


Just start with talking about releasing the club, turning in a barrel, and keeping your head down.

May not get you banned ... but it'll make plenty of folk miserable.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 06:10 PM (fiGNd)

140 Mr. Cillizza can take a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 11, 2018 06:10 PM (MX7xj)

141 I love that the POTUS and FBI absolutely did use spies and subterfuge to influence the American presidential election, but Russia.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:10 PM (oNuis)

142 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (hyuyC)

Settle down, nerd.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2018 06:10 PM (1T8y6)

143

If the president's very first tweet of the day was about 9/11, Fake News would find fault in that, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:11 PM (16wrz)

144 You friends here at the HQ will be proud if Murderin' Joe blocks you from his twitter feed. Go after Mika, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

Just called @chrisCillizza a DNCNN spermburper.

Thanks. Going there now.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2018 06:11 PM (If3tB)

145 Seriously, if you're going to be an asshole, at least put some effort into it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM


This.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at September 11, 2018 06:11 PM (ctuyM)

146 If it veers towards DE, Biden has his shotgun ready.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2018 06:11 PM (80sHd)

147 115 Our biggest hydrogen bomb is a wet fart in a tornado compared with the energy of a Cat 5 hurricane.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (hyuyC)


Yes, but our foil-headed friends think that some windmills and solar farms will knock those sumbitches right out of the water when they cool the planet.

Posted by: Roy at September 11, 2018 06:11 PM (ABjxW)

148 Tell you what, I'll order a nuclear strike on the friggin tornado swirly boy out in the ocean and watch it it just give up like that rocket man in Ko Rea.

Eat it Hurricane, you got no balls. Cause if you did you'd be a himacaine.
Sad.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 11, 2018 06:11 PM (9dzlp)

149 Be a shame if Florence formed some yuge sharknado that takes out NBC and CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)

150 Circa (Insert Year Here)

*Clutches slide rule* *Gasps*

But it's ... Science.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:12 PM (hyuyC)

151 it is rather despicable that we allow foreign nations to lobby our government, and to "donate" hundreds of millions to political pay to play fake charities.

And not a peep about the Magic Negro turning off address verification for credit card donations. For what conceivable legal purpose would one do that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:12 PM (+qe8f)

152 Somebody told this Cilliza he's special and smart. I detest that person.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 11, 2018 06:12 PM (eAMlh)

153 149 Be a shame if Florence formed some yuge sharknado that takes out NBC and CNN.

Would be glorious

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:12 PM (O2RFr)

154


Psssssst,

I have a secret to tell all of you:

Fake News already decided President Trump gets an "F" for this hurricane.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:12 PM (16wrz)

155 147
115 Our biggest hydrogen bomb is a wet fart in a tornado compared with the energy of a Cat 5 hurricane.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (hyuyC)





Yes, but our foil-headed friends think that some windmills and solar
farms will knock those sumbitches right out of the water when they cool
the planet.

Posted by: Roy at September 11, 2018 06:11 PM (ABjxW)

What if we get Hillary to ride it down with a pantload?

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 11, 2018 06:12 PM (9dzlp)

156 137 Seriously, if you're going to be an asshole, at least put some effort into it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)


I'm working as hard as I can here.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 06:12 PM (fiGNd)

157 Let's ask Putin if he has a spare Tsar Bomb we could borrow.

Posted by: Delaforce at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (eVIA2)

158 the Clinton Foundation took about $145M for the uranium deal (and Skolkovo for the hypersonic tech, perhaps) ... about $2B the foundation took that is recorded, BUT they played tricks and and various names ... they could have covertly run $100B or much more through. Selling out America ... all enemies are welcome to partake in the sale. (no refunds)

Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (Cus5s)

159 I have a secret to tell all of you:

Fake News already decided President Trump gets an "F" for this hurricane.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:12 PM


You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (ctuyM)

160 Psssssst,

I have a secret to tell all of you:

Fake News already decided President Trump gets an "F" for this hurricane.

Yup... Stories already been written

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

161 Hurricane scoops up masses of Portuguese Man-of-War, jellyfish, squid, and sand-lice, depositing its payload wherever seems best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)

162 I hope the Flo from Progressive (and the former CEO is, in fact, a big commie progressive donor) will personally be working the call center when the insurance claims start coming.

Posted by: Miklos, at edge of hurricane zone at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (zCyNd)

163 Where were Obama and Hillary on the evening of September 11th, 2012, Chris Cillizza????????




Obama needed to rest up for his Jay Z Vegas fundraiser, amirite?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (W+vEI)

164 84

Gopnik supreme package includes adibas logo tattooed on chest.

Which package includes the miniature giraffe? Because I really, really want a miniature giraffe.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:01 PM

Is opulence package. I has it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (NWiLs)

165
The hurricane is now following the path of the slave ships from Africa, sucking up the waiting sharks into the vortex. Enough sharks to cover the surface of the moon to three meters depth.

Posted by: Leftist Backpacker at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (LOgQ4)

166 This is terrible, Levin is airing radio transmissions from Flt 77 and NYPD and FD. It's chilling hearing the last words the WTC victims uttered.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (mLx4N)

167 Hurricane scoops up masses of Portuguese Man-of-War,
jellyfish, squid, and sand-lice, depositing its payload wherever
seems best.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (fA1SL)


Rockefeller Center during lunch time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

168

Wait...

this is the 17th anniversary of 9/11??

17th?!?!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (16wrz)

169

Our biggest hydrogen bomb is a wet fart in a tornado compared with the energy of a Cat 5 hurricane.


Yet the Prog/Ctrl-Left wants us to believe that mankind has the power and ability to alter the atmosphere of the whole planet.

What a bunch of maroons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (HaL55)

170 Fake News already decided President Trump gets an "F" for this hurricane.

This. Already pre-written and at ready five for launch.

It matters not what he does. If he actually could make Florence disperse, they'd tag him for interfering with nature.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (1T8y6)

171 124 I seem to remember Trump being hectored in a debate to swear to accept the election results.
They were so sure FAB would win and wanted to pin him down by his reply.
Posted by: Cheri at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oiNtH)


You have to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (+qe8f)

172 Seriously, if you're going to be an asshole, at least put some effort into it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)

I'm working as hard as I can here.


We pretend to work, Ace pretends to pay us.

Posted by: Miklos, from Old Former Communist Country at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (zCyNd)

173 163
Where were Obama and Hillary on the evening of September 11th, 2012, Chris Cillizza????????









Obama needed to rest up for his Jay Z Vegas fundraiser, amirite?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (W+vEI)

Huh what? Where was I again. Tuesday is Gin night so who knows, I sure don't.

Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (9dzlp)

174 Roy

The Earth is cooling.

https://tinyurl.com/j7kxgwd

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (hyuyC)

175 >>Fake News already decided President Trump gets an "F" for this hurricane.
Yup... Stories already been written



YUP

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (W+vEI)

176 This is terrible, Levin is airing radio transmissions from Flt 77 and NYPD and FD. It's chilling hearing the last words the WTC victims uttered.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (mLx4N)


I like to think the last words they would have heard were ...

"Allah save me from this white devil !!!"

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (fiGNd)

177 The bombast around the Facebook ads is really amazing.

A few weeks ago, one lib in Congress was making the point that the US *reacted* to Pearl Harbor--and yet it was more than a year since "Russians attacked America" and we have not passed any legislation to outlaw "Russians attacking America".

....*Pearl Harbor*.

Does anybody remember reading how a consensus of intelligence agencies agreed that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?

You couldn't trust the lay person's view of whether or not that bombing happened, because they weren't experts in the field of bomb craters--you needed that intelligence agency assessment... right?

Posted by: Axeman at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (vDqXW)

178 172
Seriously, if you're going to be an asshole, at least put some effort into it.



Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (NWiLs)



I'm working as hard as I can here.





We pretend to work, Ace pretends to pay us.

Posted by: Miklos, from Old Former Communist Country at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (zCyNd)

Here hold my beer. Watch this,

Posted by: Mika at September 11, 2018 06:16 PM (9dzlp)

179 Yet the Prog/Ctrl-Left wants us to believe that mankind has the power and ability to alter the atmosphere of the whole planet.

What a bunch of maroons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (HaL55)


One night, having trouble getting to sleep, I roughed out how big a bacterium would be on the surface of a billiard ball, in comparison with how big a human being is on earth.

IIRC, each bacterium would correspond to each human being about 200 m high.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:16 PM (+qe8f)

180 174. As foretold - Slav-forming technology prepares the planet for return of Ancient Slavonaut Overlords.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:16 PM (fA1SL)

181 We may be assholes, but we're thoughtful assholes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2018 06:16 PM (NWiLs)

182 You have to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (+qe8f)

And wonder if he knew something....

Posted by: Art Bell's bartender at September 11, 2018 06:17 PM (zCyNd)

183

So, GASPROM was 30 years ago, you say?

What's the lifespan of one of those miniature Russian giraffes?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:17 PM (HaL55)

184 This is pretty awesome. take out the space before the u.

https://wgntv.com/2018/09/11/ unbelievable-eagle-lands-on-911-flag-display/

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2018 06:17 PM (r+sAi)

185 The media's been trying to pretend they really, rilly care about 9/11 for this one anniversary of 9/11,

Lucky for us, the left is absolutely awful at faking patriotism.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018 06:17 PM (w0IWw)

186 Barak made the seas to lower and calmed the storms, Hillary if the hurricane wasn't paying she wouldn't to do anything

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 06:17 PM (T4oHT)

187 Do liberals really believe Russia is why Trump is President?

I have to think it's just boob bait with the hope some dumb independent voters buy into it. They don't really buy into it themselves but have to go along.

Posted by: blago at September 11, 2018 06:17 PM (UfkIY)

188 We pretend to work, Ace pretends to pay us.

Ace, you are in SERIOUS arrears in pretending to pay me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 11, 2018 06:18 PM (1T8y6)

189
This is terrible, Levin is airing radio transmissions from Flt 77 and
NYPD and FD. It's chilling hearing the last words the WTC victims
uttered.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (mLx4N)

We spent a couple of hours in the 9/11 museum two years ago. There's a room where you just stand in the dark and listen to the last words from people. Even my husband couldn't hold back the tears.

As we were leaving the museum, there, on the bottom of a wall, were the words of Billy Effing Jeff Clintoon, something about he would have gone after bin Laden before the attack, but it risked killing "innocent women and children." My husband nearly had a damned rage stroke, and pointing at the quote, literally shouted, "YOU DAMNED COWARD! ALL THIS IS ON YOUR HEAD!" People turned and stared.


We left before security showed up to throw us out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:18 PM (ptqGC)

190 I think that idea has been kicked around for decades. No one knows with any certainty whether it would kill it or make it stronger.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 06:07 PM (LOgQ4)

Read somewhere about disrupting the water/air buffer the winds ride on. (Best I remember it was small, about 1/2 inch or so)

Question still was: What would happen to all the accumulated energy.

Posted by: dDan at September 11, 2018 06:18 PM (hwYmz)

191 171
124 I seem to remember Trump being hectored in a debate to swear to accept the election results.

They were so sure FAB would win and wanted to pin him down by his reply.

Posted by: Cheri at September 11, 2018 06:08 PM (oiNtH)



You have to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (+qe8f)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I didn't even agree to it.

And then on the day of inauguration they went out of their way to blow their own horn about the peaceful "transition" of power.


HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 11, 2018 06:18 PM (9dzlp)

192 You are far too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 11, 2018 06:13 PM (ctuyM)


Delivered as only you can.

I remember the first time you dropped that line on me. I didn't "Get It" at the time.

I do now.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 06:19 PM (fiGNd)

193

Leftists don't believe a word they say.

The only people who believe the Leftist's bullshit are the stupid Republicans.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:19 PM (16wrz)

194 Leftists don't believe a word they say.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:19 PM (16wrz)


That's a bingo!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 11, 2018 06:20 PM (w0IWw)

195 >>The media's been trying to pretend they really, rilly care about 9/11 for this one anniversary of 9/11,



Yes, as if we will somehow forget they spent the first 6 mos. or so of his administration coordinating with the Dems and activists to prevent him from taking any meaningful action in stopping new terrorists from entering the country.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2018 06:20 PM (W+vEI)

196 >>This is terrible, Levin is airing radio transmissions from Flt 77 and NYPD and FD.


The bagpipes were the worst part of that montage.

Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2018 06:20 PM (Q5lAo)

197 IIRC, each bacterium would correspond to each human being about 200 m high.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:16 PM (+qe8f)

200 "m" ?

If you lapse into the metric system before sleep, the problem may be more serious than insomnia.

Posted by: Art Bell's other bartender at September 11, 2018 06:20 PM (zCyNd)

198 There is a reason Globalists want the US and Russia fighting...


Its because those two Powers will then not fight against the Globalist business agenda...

Because right now both the US and Russia, have nationalist Leaders.

Trump is pro America, Putin is pro Russia... and the international no borders set HATES that.

Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:20 PM (NgKpN)

199 IIRC, each bacterium would correspond to each human being about 200 m high.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:16 PM (+qe8f)


That is one big ass billiard ball. But is it smoother than the earth?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2018 06:20 PM (1g7ch)

200 The left, despite agreeing with the evil behind 9/11 (ex. Ward Churchill) will nevertheless rationalize that something *mumble mumble* that Trump did was as bad as 9/11, and work themselves up into outrage over it.

I remember when they got Bin Laden, people were dancing in the streets, and high level lefties like (then) Episcopalian Presiding Bishop Katharine Jefferts-Schori were denouncing it as jingoism, uncharitable, etc. Celebrating the defeat of this evil man who was plotting more evil shit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 06:21 PM (/qEW2)

201 Picture this:

PDT as Moses, Charlton Heston-like standing on the beach, the wind billowing through his hair, staff raised and the waters calming and the winds dying to a getle breeze.


He would still be the great satan

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2018 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

202 Ya know what else is just like 9/11?

Yeah, 9/11.

It stands on its own.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 11, 2018 06:21 PM (GckyN)

203 Yet the Prog/Ctrl-Left wants us to believe that mankind has the power and ability to alter the atmosphere of the whole planet.

What a bunch of maroons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:14 PM (HaL55)


Think about it: suppose you wanted to heat the atmosphere in your entire neighborhood by one degree. What would it take to do that?

Further, atmospheric CO2 corresponds to roughly 150,000 people in the population of the US (ca. 330 million). Human activity adds another 3% to that, corresponding to 4500 people. Is it plausible that adding 4500 people to the population of the US - not 4500 terrorists, or 4500 billionaires, or 4500 Nobel Laureates, but 4500 people identical in every respect with 150,000 who are already here - would cause all unshirted hell to break loose?

So now instead of 150,000 people, we'd have 154,500 people. BFD.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:21 PM (+qe8f)

204 198.
* pulls Don Q over to the shoulder *

I think you've had a little too much to think.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL)

205 O/T

Someone just tried to stab a Republican candidate in the Bay area

https://tinyurl.com/yc86hbqr

Posted by: weew at September 11, 2018 06:21 PM (gk7if)

206 Fake News already decided President Trump gets an "F" for this hurricane.
Yup... Stories already been written



YUP
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (W+vEI)

^^^^THIS.

They got the leaks from the appropriate departments that will lay down like Lisa Page and Ali Watkins.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2018 06:22 PM (If3tB)

207

Supposed senator, Anus King, also said "Russian hacking of 2016 is like 9/11."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:22 PM (16wrz)

208 Does CNN have some experimental egg-potato-human embryo factory that started up about 30 years ago. Because all of the cnnites look like a cross between the three. However the potato rules their brains.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 11, 2018 06:22 PM (pw+jk)

209 196 >>This is terrible, Levin is airing radio transmissions from Flt 77 and NYPD and FD.


Watched a show last night and the stories of survivors was awful, especially the man who barely made it out of tower 1 and had a body from a jumper land at his feet... He still isn't over it... Who could be?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (O2RFr)

210 "Russia did not alter a single vote in the election,
..............

But Mexico sure did.
Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 05:47 PM (HgMAr)"

------------

If the Mexican born citizens will not vote as they were ordered by Google then you don't have any other choice but smuggle in the Mexicans who will.

Posted by: Decaf at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (5RTZz)

211 They got the leaks from the appropriate departments that will lay down like Lisa Page and Ali Watkins.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2018 06:22 PM (If3tB)


That's called spycraft.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (9dzlp)

212 What was the first thing Cillizza tweeted today...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (++G28)

213 This is terrible, Levin is airing radio transmissions from Flt 77 and NYPD and FD.


The bagpipes were the worst part of that montage.
Posted by: garrett


I can get thru a lot. Amazing Grace on bagpipes?
Destroys me.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (rIQuo)

214 That is one big ass billiard ball. But is it smoother than the earth?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2018 06:20 PM (1g7ch)


Sorry, I slightly garbled the explanation.

I was likening bacterium:billiard ball to human:earth in relative sizes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (+qe8f)

215 Got some figures from Nerd Central

A 10 megaton H-Bomb yields the same heat energy as 20 minutes of a Cat-5 Hurricane. 10 Megatons is a very large bomb.

And do we want a radioactive hurricane to hit North Carolina? I could nominate other states for that.

A typhoon hitting California?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (hyuyC)

216 Each day that goes by, the terrible, horrible alternative to this cold civil war were having seems a bit less terrible and horrible.

Posted by: Suck Fchumer at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (USf3s)

217 And not a peep about the Magic Negro turning off address verification for credit card donations. For what conceivable legal purpose would one do that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara,

That reminded me of Little Camera Hogg having the mic taken away from him from Big Fatso Michael Moore after he encouraged Canadians to donate money towards US Democratic campaigns.

How dumb do you have to be when a giant gelatinous blob has to correct you?

Posted by: Cheri at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (oiNtH)

218 205 O/T

Someone just tried to stab a Republican candidate in the Bay area

https://tinyurl.com/yc86hbqr

Guess he followed Maxines marching orders

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (O2RFr)

219 chris cilizza uses a lower-case p for President.

Keeping it classy.

Posted by: chinese rock at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (wJ/0D)

220 way old sock fail

Posted by: Keith at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (USf3s)

221 The first fireman killed on 9/11 was killed by a jumper landing on him.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (mCMQ5)

222 >>I can get thru a lot. Amazing Grace on bagpipes?
Destroys me.


I detroys my sensibilities.

Makes Hendrix doing the National Anthem sound like Beethoven.

Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (Q5lAo)

223 A few weeks ago, one lib in Congress was making the point that the US *reacted* to Pearl Harbor--and yet it was more than a year since "Russians attacked America" and we have not passed any legislation to outlaw "Russians attacking America".

....*Pearl Harbor*.

Does anybody remember reading how a consensus of intelligence agencies agreed that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor?

You couldn't trust the lay person's view of whether or not that bombing happened, because they weren't experts in the field of bomb craters--you needed that intelligence agency assessment... right?
Posted by: Axeman at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (vDqXW)

The only Bombs the Russians have hit us with, are TRUTH bombs...


Even if everything the Government says that they did is true, then all they did was tell the TRUTH about the Dems, in the Dems own damn words.

So now the TRUTH, is a Terrorist or Military Attack?

Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (NgKpN)

224 And do we want a radioactive hurricane to hit North Carolina? I could nominate other states for that.



A typhoon hitting California?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (hyuyC)


The Hamptons?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

225 Probably already mentioned: Trump started the day signing an EO declaring today "Patriot Day 2018" in remembrance of 9/11.


Womp, womp!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (W+vEI)

226 206 Fake News already decided President Trump gets an "F" for this hurricane.
Yup... Stories already been written



YUP
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2018 06:15 PM (W+vEI)

^^^^THIS.

Posted by: golfman at September 11, 2018 06:22 PM (If3tB)


Imagine the MSM's blue balls if the hurricane veers out to sea in the meteorological equivalent of Y2K. They've got the stories all ready to go, and then ... pffft.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:25 PM (+qe8f)

227 225 Probably already mentioned: Trump started the day signing an EO declaring today "Patriot Day 2018" in remembrance of 9/11.


So much for Bammies "service day."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:25 PM (O2RFr)

228 The leftards are right this minute praying for rivers of black corpses floating in the streets. I guarantee it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:25 PM (xP7rZ)

229 Imagine the MSM's blue balls if the hurricane veers
out to sea in the meteorological equivalent of Y2K. They've got the
stories all ready to go, and then ... pffft.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:25 PM (+qe8f)


I have literally been praying for it to veer out to sea all week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

230 219 chris cilizza uses a lower-case p for President.

Keeping it classy.
Posted by: chinese rock at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (wJ/0D)


Did he do that for the magic negro?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (+qe8f)

231 Pearl Harbor is the closest event to 9/11

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (T4oHT)

232 If the Mexican born citizens will not vote as they were ordered by Google then you don't have any other choice but smuggle in the Mexicans who will.
Posted by: Decaf at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (5RTZz)


I love that the Government still says there are 11 million illegals in the US...


When there were 39 Million fake Social Security numbers used for identity theft...


Somehow those numbers just don't make sense.

Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

233 Someone just tried to stab a Republican candidate in the Bay area


Sadly, we may never learn the motive.....

Posted by: CNN at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (fr4q8)

234 205 & 218.

Suspect is KEBAB. Imagine my surprise.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

235
Breaking news:

Detroit Lions say they believe Russians hacked the players, specifically Matthew Stafford, before yesterday's game.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:27 PM (16wrz)

236 I have literally been praying for it to veer out to sea all week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (ptqGC)


Me too. The elder of the Guevara spawn is set to fly out this weekend to start his first job in NC next week.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:27 PM (+qe8f)

237 I think this should national punch a muzzie in the nose day.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 11, 2018 06:28 PM (pw+jk)

238 Someone just tried to stab a Republican candidate in the Bay area

They FOUND a Republican candidate in the Bay Area?

Now THAT'S newsworthy in and of itself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:28 PM (+qe8f)

239 228 The leftards are right this minute praying for rivers of black corpses floating in the streets. I guarantee it.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:25 PM (xP7rZ)

That basically happens in Chicago and other big blue cities on a weekly basis... but it's harder to blame that on Trump than an act of god like a hurricane.

Posted by: Keith at September 11, 2018 06:28 PM (USf3s)

240 "So why are they not blaming obama for this? Serious question, he was President and in control of all of the Intelligence communities when this alleged "vote hacking" was occurring and he did nothing.


He even refused to acknowledge it until he was forced to.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2018 05:48 PM (JUOKG)"

--------------

And the president who was so on the ball with what was going on learned about it from the papers like you and me.

Doesn't this suggest that it was Obama's White House staff who thought him an idiot who needed to be kept away from important issues and documents?

Posted by: Decaf at September 11, 2018 06:28 PM (5RTZz)

241 Hold my beer. I'm gonna go get banned on twitter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:29 PM (gC2IV)

242 Somehow those numbers just don't make sense.
Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)


Possible. No reason to think that each illegal only uses one stolen/fake Social Security number.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:29 PM (+qe8f)

243 I have literally been praying for it to veer out to sea all week.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (ptqGC)




Me too. The elder of the Guevara spawn is set to fly out this weekend to start his first job in NC next week.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:27 PM (+qe8f)


If you're in the Carolinas, GA, MS, AL, TN, WV and VA pay attention to this storm.

Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2018 06:29 PM (MjTB+)

244 Breaking news:

Detroit Lions say they believe Russians hacked the players, specifically Matthew Stafford, before yesterday's game.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:27 PM (16wrz)

I would steal that for the Bears, but well... Bears.

Posted by: Keith at September 11, 2018 06:29 PM (USf3s)

245 I can't find it in my heart to reason or even converse with anyone on the left. No really.

Posted by: Eromero at September 11, 2018 06:29 PM (zLDYs)

246 The media's been trying to pretend they really, rilly care about 9/11 for this one anniversary of 9/11

Let us not forget the other great tragedy that occurred this day, the day a stricken Hillary was tossed into the HillyVan like a sack of meat.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 11, 2018 06:30 PM (jDF8P)

247 "So why are they not blaming obama for this? Serious question, he was President and in control of all of the Intelligence communities when this alleged "vote hacking" was occurring and he did nothing.

He even refused to acknowledge it until he was forced to.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 11, 2018 05:48 PM (JUOKG)"


Lazy and shiftless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:30 PM (+qe8f)

248 Where's all this evidence of collusion that Strzok and Page were leaking to the press?? Surely Mueller would have it right away, considering that he hired the people fueling the story.

And yet, no indictments for any campaign-related matters....

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 11, 2018 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

249

I can get thru a lot. Amazing Grace on bagpipes?
Destroys me.



Same here. Gets me every time.

It's that Scotch/Irish/Viking blood that runs through the BackwardsClan.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:30 PM (HaL55)

250 Let us not forget the other great tragedy that occurred this day, the day a stricken Hillary was tossed into the HillyVan like a sack of meat.

What about me?

Posted by: The bollard at September 11, 2018 06:30 PM (O2RFr)

251 Late to this thread. PDT has been tweeting about hurricane Flo for a couple days. For God's sake his was on his way to PA for his speech at the Shanksville memorial. He also cancelled a campaign top in MS. What else do they want him to do?
I know, they want him to resign or die. Or both. Idiots.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 11, 2018 06:31 PM (N3JsI)

252 I love bagpipes

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:31 PM (xP7rZ)

253 And the president who was so on the ball with what was going on learned about it from the papers like you and me.

Doesn't this suggest that it was Obama's White House staff who thought him an idiot who needed to be kept away from important issues and documents?
Posted by: Decaf at September 11, 2018 06:28 PM (5RTZz)


I say again: I think Obama was merely a spokesmodel for the CPUSA.

"Here, read this off the teleprompter. Done? OK, go back to watching ESPN."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:31 PM (+qe8f)

254 Eromero- Forget it as no Leftist has any sense to listen to you anyway.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 06:31 PM (T4oHT)

255 218 205 O/T

Someone just tried to stab a Republican candidate in the Bay area

https://tinyurl.com/yc86hbqr

Guess he followed Maxines marching orders
Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (O2RFr)


Stabby McStabby: But Maxine Waters told me to do it.

Cops: You really think she was telling YOU to stab somebody?

Stabby: You really don't think the McDonalds ad is telling YOU to get a burger?


Sooner or later some crazed nut is going to tell it in a way that even big city cops will understand.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 11, 2018 06:32 PM (1g7ch)

256 Another Known Wolf attack Republicans. The Media yawns.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 06:32 PM (hyuyC)

257 Someone just tried to stab a Republican candidate in the Bay area


How big is his bay area?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 11, 2018 06:32 PM (eAMlh)

258

The only and best response to fake news cillizza is: "Hahaha, okay, loser."



Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:33 PM (16wrz)

259 They FOUND a Republican candidate in the Bay Area?

Now THAT'S newsworthy in and of itself.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:28 PM (+qe8f)

Shockingly, a Republican challenger made it to the run-off in all but a couple Bay Area districts this year, a bit of a rarity.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 11, 2018 06:33 PM (zTtjJ)

260 Another Known Wolf attack Republicans. The Media yawns.

Republican? he deserved it because ..... TRUMP!

Posted by: It's me donna at September 11, 2018 06:33 PM (O2RFr)

261 >>I love bagpipes


I still think you'd get a better sounding instrument if you just sewed 2-3 cats into the bladder and called it good.

Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2018 06:33 PM (Q5lAo)

262 Late to this thread. PDT has been tweeting about
hurricane Flo for a couple days. For God's sake his was on his way to PA
for his speech at the Shanksville memorial. He also cancelled a
campaign top in MS. What else do they want him to do?
I know, they want him to resign or die. Or both. Idiots.


Posted by: never enough caffeine at September 11, 2018 06:31 PM (N3JsI)


Remember how Bush was blamed for the Katrina response? They're going to try to do the same thing.

Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2018 06:34 PM (MjTB+)

263 More proof that there's nothing left to say to these people besides 'Fuck you, get in the helicopter.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:34 PM (fA1SL)

264 Shockingly, a Republican challenger made it to the run-off in all but a couple Bay Area districts this year, a bit of a rarity.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 11, 2018 06:33 PM (zTtjJ)


Great news. Is it possible we're seeing some green shoots?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:34 PM (+qe8f)

265 Let us not forget the other great tragedy that occurred this day, the day a stricken Hillary was tossed into the HillyVan like a sack of meat.

What about me?
Posted by: The bollard at September 11, 2018 06:30 PM (O2RFr)

And me?

Posted by: Hillary's Abandonned Shoe at September 11, 2018 06:35 PM (zTtjJ)

266 Chrissy C would have been happier if Trump had been in a White House bedroom, getting greased by me, while playing "cards," like Barry and I did (te-hee!) during the bin Laden operation and the BP gulf leak.

(In my defense, I DID plug the hole (many times!), just as dear Malia asked!)

Posted by: Reggie Love at September 11, 2018 06:35 PM (fqUgw)

267 242 Somehow those numbers just don't make sense.
Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

Possible. No reason to think that each illegal only uses one stolen/fake Social Security number.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:29 PM (+qe8f)


They each have THREE Jobs?

And file under three different numbers? When they could only buy ONE?


Sorry... something is seriously wrong with the numbers.

Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:35 PM (NgKpN)

268 212 What was the first thing Cillizza tweeted today...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 11, 2018 06:23 PM (++G2

A picture of the bowl of Kaboom he was having for breakfast.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 11, 2018 06:35 PM (4ErVI)

269

I love bagpipes


Then you might like this. It's Bagpipe Jazz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QVLSzZChwc

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:35 PM (HaL55)

270 >>More proof that there's nothing left to say to these people besides 'Fuck you, get in the helicopter.'


Maybe ask them if they is one last song they'd like to hear?

Then bring out the Bagpipers.

Posted by: garrett at September 11, 2018 06:35 PM (Q5lAo)

271 What about me?
Posted by: The bollard at September 11, 2018 06:30 PM (O2RFr)

And me?

Posted by: Hillary's Abandonned Shoe

How do you think I felt? The FAB landed right on me!

Posted by: Back Seat at September 11, 2018 06:36 PM (oiNtH)

272 New Trump media freak out!

Trump called Haiti a 'shit hole' campaigning in Miami in 2016, Woodward's book says
https://hrld.us/2QniyJV

Article from the Right Wing Nazi's at NPR in 2017:

You Probably Don't Want To Know About Haiti's Seagate Problems https://n.pr/2uwczKO

Port-au-Prince, Haiti, is one of the largest cities in the world without a central sewage system. There are no sewers connecting sinks, showers and toilets to hulking wastewater treatment plants. Most of the more than 3 million people in the metro area use outhouses, and much of that waste ends up in canals, ditches and other unsanitary dumping grounds where it can contaminate drinking water and spread disease

Without a sewage system to divert waste out of clogged canals, the Good Friday rainstorm filled the streets and alleys of Project Drouillard with 3 feet of raw sewage. Seven people drowned in the canal. Jean Claude Derlia got an infection that still hasn't gone away

"We need to change the culture," says Polyanna Domond, Jedco's marketing director, showing off a Jedco sign that explains in Creole how to use a portable toilet (Sit on it, don't hover above it!). "We are investing in public education, so people know that waste can make them sick. The government should ask us for help."

The worst job in the world

Everyone in the neighborhood could smell it; a heavy, earthy stench, like rotten eggs and feces.

In the back corner of a neat courtyard surrounded by single-story houses, four men were getting ready to empty out a pit latrine. The leader, a 35-year-old who said his name was Gabriel Toto, was standing over a 15-foot pit filled with human excrement, his pants rolled up to his knees, shirtless with yellow rubber gloves and a cigarette dangling from his lips

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 11, 2018 06:37 PM (kO+z3)

273 One night, having trouble getting to sleep, I roughed out how big a bacterium would be on the surface of a billiard ball, in comparison with how big a human being is on earth.

IIRC, each bacterium would correspond to each human being about 200 m high.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:16 PM (+qe8f)


We were having a fart discussion on an earlier thread. What would worry me is the quantities of greenhouse gases that giant bacteria would unleash upon the earth, as well as the 200 meter high humans. Medicine needs to find a way to make gut flora unnecessary so that we can kill them all and eliminate farts and food poisoning risks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 11, 2018 06:37 PM (/qEW2)

274 "Imagine the MSM's blue balls if the hurricane veers out to sea in the meteorological equivalent of Y2K. They've got the stories all ready to go, and then ... pffft.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:25 PM (+qe8f)"

-------------

Once again they will discover religion and declare it one of the Plagues visited on America because of Republican/Trump voters.

Posted by: Decaf at September 11, 2018 06:37 PM (5RTZz)

275 @269
Doubt it B.B. I HATE jazz. It just pisses me off, like rap and disco.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:37 PM (xP7rZ)

276 They each have THREE Jobs?

And file under three different numbers? When they could only buy ONE?


Sorry... something is seriously wrong with the numbers.
Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:35 PM (NgKpN)


Not at the same time, but I could see a point in changing out numbers from time to time, or in different circumstances, e.g., one for work, one for when they show up at an ER, that sort of thing.

Also, bear in mind that filing a number of different tax returns can result in an "earned income tax credit" - i.e., Federal welfare - for each one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:37 PM (+qe8f)

277
I have literally been praying for it to veer out to sea all week.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM


Yeah, you might want to re-examine your plan. If your plan does not include suitcases and travel further south.

At least you're not 'bulls-eye' territory. I still predict a 'hook' to the north as it approaches. They all seem to do that as they weaken slightly.

I suppose I should mention that I looked at property near the NC/SC border last July. I have this terrible history of finding a great location and months later it gets whacked. Every damn time. I could list all the places, all the research. How the west coast of FL 'should' be pretty safe. Because hurricanes don't turn the corner and make a sharp right turn.

* sound of scratched record *

Pine Island, FL. Cat 5. Entire island underwater. Beautiful house, marina minutes away. Safe as can be. Except it wasn't.

I've pretty much given up.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 06:38 PM (LOgQ4)

278 >>Remember how Bush was blamed for the Katrina response? They're going to try to do the same thing.



They're still tabulating the deaths from the hurricane that hit Puerto Rico.
Because: Trump killed thousands!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2018 06:38 PM (W+vEI)

279 Trump is against the hurricane
so the media will have to root for it.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 11, 2018 06:38 PM (Cus5s)

280 I'd say the media will wait about a minute and a half after landfall before the first story about the Trump Admin's woeful response. Maybe sooner.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:38 PM (gC2IV)

281 263 More proof that there's nothing left to say to these people besides 'Fuck you, get in the helicopter.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:34 PM (fA1SL)

Has anyone come across a good helicopter meme t shirt or sweatshirt? I would be in the mood to buy one to wear around a bit.

Posted by: Keith at September 11, 2018 06:39 PM (USf3s)

282 Hillary and the Bollard. Tossed like a sack of meat. Never forget....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 11, 2018 06:39 PM (2sCft)

283 Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 11, 2018 06:37 PM (kO+z3)

Sounds like the perfect guys to work in SF, where their skills are much in demand.

Also, they sound like ideal immigrants generally speaking.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:39 PM (+qe8f)

284

Here's another one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgIu3p5S4rg

She's playing the blues.

On. Bagpipes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:39 PM (HaL55)

285 2019 will be lit as fuck... no?

Either way there will be blood. (Or *more* blood.)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 11, 2018 06:39 PM (iiixZ)

286 Russia bought about 100,000 ads, half ran after 11/9.

If you would have searched one of their key words you would have have about a 0.0000% of seeing the ad.

total bussshit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

287 282 Hillary and the Bollard. Tossed like a sack of meat. Never forget....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 11, 2018 06:39 PM (2sCft)


I'm sure the bollard never will. Probably has nightmares to this day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:40 PM (+qe8f)

288 Even if everything the Government says that they did is true, then all they did was tell the TRUTH about the Dems, in the Dems own damn words.

So now the TRUTH, is a Terrorist or Military Attack?

Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:24 PM (NgKpN)
---

I'm still mule-headed about accepting that the Russians hacked the DNC. The establishment/Deep State piled so much shit around it, it's too much to give them the satisfaction of believing anything they say. All they've done construct phony certainties and demanded everybody swallow them, that it is a final act of defiance to believe Assange, regardless.

But, it's just like the Dems didn't care who recorded a cell phone call from Newt Gingrich--even though it was not as simple and innocent as the Dem apparatchik cover story. It took sophisticated equipment--or Deep State--to illegally record Gingrich's cellular call which the press ran as a scandal against Gingrich.

Because it was *TRUTH*. Gingrich actually said those words that were recorded. The press didn't care about *means* back then--just that it was *TRUTH*.

But the DNC hackers attacked our Democratocracy! And that cannot be abided.

Posted by: Axeman at September 11, 2018 06:40 PM (vDqXW)

289 >>his pants rolled up to his knees, shirtless with yellow rubber gloves and a cigarette dangling from his lips



And she said...

Posted by: Zombie Luxe Interior at September 11, 2018 06:40 PM (Q5lAo)

290 I'd say the media will wait about a minute and a half after landfall before the first story about the Trump Admin's woeful response. Maybe sooner.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:38 PM (gC2IV)

You're only as good as your loyal help.

Posted by: Lisa Page adn Pecker Stroke at September 11, 2018 06:40 PM (If3tB)

291 BTW

official response for comparing something to 9/11 is FOAD!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

292 Somehow those numbers just don't make sense.
Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)

Possible. No reason to think that each illegal only uses one stolen/fake Social Security number.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:29 PM (+qe8f)
..................

Or that only half of them are using one each.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (HgMAr)

293 Remember how Bush was blamed for the Katrina response? They're going to try to do the same thing.
Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2018 06:34 PM (MjTB+)

They tried that last year with Harvey and Irma. I don't think it worked out that well.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (zTtjJ)

294 Fact: if you build on the seashore the question isnt if the sea will take your house but when.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (xP7rZ)

295 132
Among both ancient and modern geeks, the forward slash ("/") is known as a solidus.

Posted by: Now You Know at September 11, 2018 06:09 PM (ctuyM)

Solidus. BOFA.

Posted by: deez nuts at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (8iiMU)

296 I still predict a 'hook' to the north as it approaches"

Depends on the pressure system to the north...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (6qErC)

297 "
I say again: I think Obama was merely a spokesmodel for the CPUSA.

"Here, read this off the teleprompter. Done? OK, go back to watching ESPN."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:31 PM (+qe8f)"



Affirm.
They'd been prepping him most, if not all, of his life.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (58Au8)

298 286 Russia bought about 100,000 ads, half ran after 11/9.

If you would have searched one of their key words you would have have about a 0.0000% of seeing the ad.

total bussshit!
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

It's not like facts matter. Hands up don't shoot...

Posted by: Keith at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (USf3s)

299 What is this with the one shoe, ONE SHOE, by the side of the road?

Or bollard?

Posted by: Miklos, referring back a few threads at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (zCyNd)

300 Perhaps President Trump should take Air Force One down to Cape Fear, go stand on the beach, and command Hurricane Flo to turn back out into the Atlantic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2018 06:42 PM (QLvwG)

301 I'm sure the bollard never will. Probably has nightmares to this day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:40 PM (+qe8f)

other bollards laugh at his shart and chardonnay smell.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:42 PM (JFO2v)

302 It might be my new pet peeve, lone wolf as a term for jihadist.
They as a individual are following the 7th century death cult to the letter.

Posted by: Skip at September 11, 2018 06:43 PM (T4oHT)

303 Among both ancient and modern geeks, the forward slash ("/") is known as a solidus.


Among ancient Roman geeks, a "solidus" was gold coin.

Posted by: Miklos, referring back a couple millenia at September 11, 2018 06:43 PM (zCyNd)

304
A few weeks ago, one lib in Congress was making the point that the
US *reacted* to Pearl Harbor--and yet it was more than a year since
"Russians attacked America" and we have not passed any legislation to
outlaw "Russians attacking America".


---

This is the awkward part. Any interference by the Russians, and any counterintelligence operations, would've been in every one of Obama's daily briefings.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:43 PM (oNuis)

305

This is the last one, I promise.

Pachelbel Canon in D

On. Bagpipes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykGNSi0DHlA

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:43 PM (HaL55)

306 300 Perhaps President Trump should take Air Force One down to Cape Fear, go stand on the beach, and command Hurricane Flo to turn back out into the Atlantic.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2018 06:42 PM (QLvwG)


No, making the seas recede is a job for ... the magic negro! He's already claimed his ability to do this. So let's see it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:44 PM (+qe8f)

307 And me?

Posted by: Hillary's Abandonned Shoe at September 11, 2018 06:35 PM (zTtjJ)
..........

Cinderella's slipper you ain't.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

308 Hillary and the Bollard. Tossed like a sack of meat.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 11, 2018 06:39 PM (2sCft)


You know how you toss a sack of meat that's collapsed into a bollard into the back of a van when it's going to be president of the United States? That way?

She was tossed like a sack of meat that had collapsed into a bollard into the back of a van in exactly the opposite way from that. 180° difference. Night and day.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 11, 2018 06:44 PM (y87Qq)

309 Gah, I hate the left. They have no truth in them any longer. Its just a matter of time until the whole thing blows up.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 11, 2018 06:44 PM (0OmEj)

310 Has anyone come across a good helicopter meme t shirt or sweatshirt? I would be in the mood to buy one to wear around a bit.
Posted by: Keith



Bing pinochet helicopter tours shirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 06:44 PM (rIQuo)

311 Why yes there ARE one way helicopter ride Meme shirts!

Posted by: Keith at September 11, 2018 06:44 PM (USf3s)

312
Imagine Herb Alpert's "Tijuana"...


on Bagpipes!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:45 PM (16wrz)

313 From what I've seen it's pretty certain it's going straight in.

When this first started up I looked at an image of past hurrican paths and they almost all hooked north and went back out to sea.

This sounds like it's going to be the horrible exception.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 11, 2018 06:45 PM (4ErVI)

314 You know how you toss a sack of meat that's collapsed into a bollard into the back of a van when it's going to be president of the United States? That way?

She was tossed like a sack of meat that had collapsed into a bollard into the back of a van in exactly the opposite way from that. 180 difference. Night and day.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 11, 2018 06:44 PM (y87Qq)


She's probably been thrown out of any number of bars in exactly the same way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:45 PM (+qe8f)

315 Cajun Navy deployed in NC.

Heh.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 11, 2018 06:45 PM (iiixZ)

316
Yakkity Sax...


on bagpipes!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 11, 2018 06:45 PM (16wrz)

317 When there were 39 Million fake Social Security numbers used for identity theft...





Somehow those numbers just don't make sense.

Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)


---

We were discussing this earlier. One year of just daily SS# usage/theft by itself = 14M felonies.

There have probably been 2-3 trillion (with a T) felonies and federal crimes committed by illegals since the early 80s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:46 PM (oNuis)

318 First of all, fuck Cilizza and the rest of the media frauds with a spork.

I'm a 9-11 survivor. Maybe he would like to tell me and my neighbors whose father died that day it's "no big deal". Maybe he can finish that sentence before I choke him out and then beat him with his lunchbag full of dicks.

Never forget. Punch a liberal media douche, to make them remember.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2018 06:46 PM (k4Tuv)

319 ScoggBoy has to write a bullshit resume for public school.

My suggestion of "I've received your recommendation from a trusted MILF" has been rejected.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 06:46 PM (fiGNd)

320 I reached Peak Outrage wrt the MFM years ago. I simply laugh at their antics now. They won't have credibility again in my lifetime, and I'm a young 29.

Trump is the simply the industrial strength detergent that has washed the camouflage off the MFM facade. It may well be his biggest selling point now. It's a teachable moment in history that will have staying power in the populace.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 11, 2018 06:46 PM (6eEQ+)

321 What do y'all think will be the dumbest headlines from Florence?

CNN - Trump Admin Had Full Week of Notice, Still Neglected to Stop Hurricane's Landfall.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:46 PM (gC2IV)

322 BB
You got the Benny Hill theme on bagpipes?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 11, 2018 06:46 PM (xP7rZ)

323 Sorry, 14B (billion with a B) felonies per year just from SS# usage/theft. Not million.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:47 PM (oNuis)

324 Hands up don't shoot...
Posted by: Keith at September 11, 2018 06:41 PM (USf3s)

they did that shit on purpose.

Progressivism 101:
1. Find a tragedy
2. Create a lie to blame innocent
3. Burn the neighborhood
4. Threaten white people
5. Have idiots repeat on TV

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

325 Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2018 06:42 PM (QLvwG)

Ok.. just pictured this in my head and I'm lmao!

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 11, 2018 06:47 PM (dUJdY)

326 four eyes is really rotten

Posted by: concrete girl at September 11, 2018 06:47 PM (Tm+wy)

327 So, if an illegal invader uses a fake SS number, where does the money collected from the illegal invader go?

Ponzi wants to know.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2018 06:48 PM (EoRCO)

328 This is the awkward part. Any interference by the Russians, and any counterintelligence operations, would've been in every one of Obama's daily briefings.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think
black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:43 PM (oNuis)
---
Dems don't need to be consistent--the media pushes their message, giving an illusion of consistency.

Posted by: Axeman at September 11, 2018 06:48 PM (vDqXW)

329 323 Sorry, 14B (billion with a B) felonies per year just from SS# usage/theft. Not million.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:47 PM (oNuis)

My daughter (a lawyer) estimated average illegal in year 1 commit about 100 crimes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:48 PM (JFO2v)

330 Trump Admin Fails to Prepare For Storm Surge.

-MSNBC

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (gC2IV)

331 Fitting that Keith finds his Pinochet t-shirts on this, of all days.

11 September 1973 - the day we fought back

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (fA1SL)

332 I'd like a t-shirt for Hillary's world wide falling down tour.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (eAMlh)

333 She's probably been thrown out of any number of bars in exactly the same way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:45 PM (+qe8f)
............

Yup.

Posted by: The Chicken Bone Saloon, Uncle Omar's favorite at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (HgMAr)

334 My daughter (a lawyer) estimated average illegal in year 1 commit about 100 crimes.
Posted by: rhennigantx



365 is he works.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (rIQuo)

335 Argh. I'm not typing it out well this time. Here's the cut and paste from earlier:

Let's disregard that it's been happening since the 11M days of the early 80s and just pretend it's only been one year.

Let's see, 39M for 365 days...

14,235,000,000

14 billion felonies, and that's just accounting for the one SS kind. That doesn't count falsifying green cards and what-not.


Now add in the perjury, the identity theft, the working in the US illegally, the tax evasion, the fraud, the...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (oNuis)

336 They forget the people who died that day were simply working for their family. Those planes didn't distinguish who was conservative or liberal. They cared the were Americans.

Remember that halcyon time before liberals declared war on independent thought, intelligent argument and their destructive politics?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (k4Tuv)

337 332 I'd like a t-shirt for Hillary's world wide falling down tour.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (eAMlh)


The Russians hacked gravity!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:50 PM (+qe8f)

338 262
Remember how Bush was blamed for the Katrina response? They're going to try to do the same thing.
Posted by: Vendette at September 11, 2018 06:34 PM (MjTB+)


We can't make a drinking game out of "This is Trump's Katrina" because we'll all die of alcohol poisoning.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

339 327 So, if an illegal invader uses a fake SS number, where does the money collected from the illegal invader go?

Ponzi wants to know.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 11, 2018 06:48 PM (EoRCO)

What if they use it to
vote
collect SS
collect SS disability
take jobs from citizens
steal take refund

Put a PIN on SSNs and this stops in 1 day!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

340 Despite knowing risks, Trump Admin allowed electric lines to remain above ground. Thousands without power.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

341 Trump's Katrina

I thought her name was Ivana, whos Katrina?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)

342
What do y'all think will be the dumbest headlines from Florence?

"The Trump Administration, immersed in scandal from the very first day, finds no relief from the incessant storm. Millions without power, tens of thousands of flooded homes. Yet he Tweets. Blue wave assured."

All of the MSM fvcks will print it. Mark my word.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 11, 2018 06:51 PM (LOgQ4)

343 If anyone needs additional motivation to get out and vote, I am not sure what that could possibly be. These are the people you want running your life?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (k4Tuv)

344 Trump caused a fuckin sharknado, man!

Woody Harrelson

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (gC2IV)

345 306 300 Perhaps President Trump should take Air Force One down to Cape Fear, go stand on the beach, and command Hurricane Flo to turn back out into the Atlantic.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2018 06:42 PM (QLvwG)

No, making the seas recede is a job for ... the magic negro! He's already claimed his ability to do this. So let's see it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity
__________

Trump should go on Twitter and ask the Dog Eater if he would be willing to go to North Carolina and keep the seas from rising.

Posted by: Furious George at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (9vQJW)

346 When I contemplate these guys regaining power again I shudder, and that's a real shudder. And they will, it's just the way it is@!

Posted by: willow at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (dPd5y)

347 Despite knowing risks, Trump Admin allowed electric lines to remain above ground. Thousands without power.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:50 PM (gC2IV)


They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into.

I say ... let 'em crash !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (fiGNd)

348 corgis

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (d7Ww2)

349

Imagine Herb Alpert's "Tijuana"...


on Bagpipes!



Or the Benny Hill theme.

Some musician bagpiper has prolly done it.

I suspect there's a Bagpipe Underground scattered around the world.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (HaL55)

350 My daughter (a lawyer) estimated average illegal in year 1 commit about 100 crimes.

Posted by: rhennigantx


---

If he's working I'd guess it's at least three felonies each day minimum.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (oNuis)

351 331 Fitting that Keith finds his Pinochet t-shirts on this, of all days.

11 September 1973 - the day we fought back
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (fA1SL)


I wore mine today and I didn't even know it was *that* anniversary, too.

Posted by: rickl at September 11, 2018 06:52 PM (sdi6R)

352 Oh God I'm so proud of my 14 year old grand daughter. She just commented on my photo on FB. Every year on 9/11 I put a picture up of the twin towers, one smoking and the other that had just been hit and I write.. NEVER FORGET. She just responded.. It's so sad. I talk about it a lot because I think it's important. Today I learned more in school and learned stuff I didn't know.

So kudos to her and her school.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 11, 2018 06:53 PM (dUJdY)

353 The Russians hacked gravity!!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:50 PM (+qe8f)

Not hacked. Invented. Ask them.

Posted by: Miklos, who Goolagded it at September 11, 2018 06:53 PM (zCyNd)

354 Trump's Katrina

I thought her name was Ivana, whos Katrina?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)


Natasha.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2018 06:53 PM (HgMAr)

355 the media was never legitimate. vietnam is lost walter commie cronkite anyone? the fact that sucker of cock died of old age is a fucking crime.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2018 06:53 PM (KP5rU)

356 340 Despite knowing risks, Trump Admin allowed electric lines to remain above ground. Thousands without power.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

Outer Banks Snow Cone stand operator spent mothers last SS check on business washed away from Trumps inaction

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)

357 347.
Never not a good quote

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL)

358 Trump supporter attacks Democratic candidate with knife!

Media to go berserk 24/7 !!!

According to witnesses, 35-year-old Castro Valley resident Farzad Fazeli approached Peters at his booth in an aggressive manner and made disparaging, profanity-laced remarks about the Republican party and President Donald Trump.

During the incident, Fazeli allegedly pulled out a switchblade knife and attempted to stab Peters. The knife malfunctioned and the candidate became involved in a physical struggle with Fazeli

Castro Valley Man Accused Of Switchblade Assault On GOP Congressional Candidate
https://cbsloc.al/2NzecAN

Wait! It was an attack on a Republican, not on the #Communist media's darling Democrat Eric Swalwell!

Never mind!

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 11, 2018 06:54 PM (kO+z3)

359 Pulling out of the Paris Accord finally catches up with Trump Admin.

-Reuters

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:54 PM (gC2IV)

360 355 the media was never legitimate. vietnam is lost walter commie cronkite anyone? the fact that sucker of cock died of old age is a fucking crime.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 11, 2018 06:53 PM (KP5rU)

And UT used his voice for years! Terrible man!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 11, 2018 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

361 So (cough) "11 million" (cough) illegals working X 3 felonies per day X 365 days per year =

12,045,000,000 felonies per year, each and every year, just for starters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 11, 2018 06:54 PM (oNuis)

362 Nood.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 11, 2018 06:55 PM (Nh7gw)

363 I'd like a t-shirt for Hillary's world wide falling down tour.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (eAMlh)

The Russians hacked gravity!!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:50 PM (+qe8f)

They hacked her exoskeleton so she would look like a drunk sailor trying to negotiate the deck in a typhoon. Which she's not. She could drink any sailor under the table.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 11, 2018 06:56 PM (9BLnV)

364 331 Fitting that Keith finds his Pinochet t-shirts on this, of all days.

11 September 1973 - the day we fought back
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 11, 2018 06:49 PM (fA1SL)

Interesting.

Posted by: Keith at September 11, 2018 06:57 PM (USf3s)

365 359 Pulling out of the Paris Accord finally catches up with Trump Admin.

-Reuters
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 11, 2018 06:54 PM (gC2IV)


North Carolina punished by Gaia for voting for Trump, and for excluding perverts from using the wrong restroom.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 11, 2018 06:57 PM (+qe8f)

366
I love that the Government still says there are 11 million illegals in the US...





When there were 39 Million fake Social Security numbers used for identity theft...





Somehow those numbers just don't make sense.

Posted by: Don Q at September 11, 2018 06:26 PM (NgKpN)
==============
actually, I would hazard to guess the real number of illegal immigrants is closer to 39 million than 11 million. Obama and President Jarrett had 8 years of unsupervised chaos.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 11, 2018 07:00 PM (UsCnO)

367 Good night. How long have I been posting with that whoring sock?

Posted by: Lisa Page adn Pecker Stroke at September 11, 2018 07:23 PM (If3tB)

368 change the name of the plane to MEXICO and draw in a sidewinder missile named TRUMP blowing it up and saving the day. 11/9

Posted by: x at September 11, 2018 07:51 PM (nFwvY)

369 DOJ wants 6mos to turn over 1600 pages of Ohr-Fusion GPS docs.


https://twitter.com/TomFitton/status/1039627759054675968

Posted by: redridinghood at September 11, 2018 08:28 PM (hECVl)

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