Another Open Thread

I'm going to have to take a half a sick day.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:35 PM

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1 We are not paying you to take sick days. I am going to need a Dr note.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (dNzKv)

2 Sorry about that.

Posted by: HH at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (mIJBI)

3 I'm going to have to take a half a sick day.

Posted by: Threadwinner! at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (XkVXQ)

4 Hope you feel better soon, Ace.

Posted by: Emmie at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (sY/wL)

5

EM MOMO FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (7AQC5)

6 You're the boss. Call it a research and development day.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (nBr1j)

7 you were supposed to tell us a story LAST WEEK.

you PROMISED

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (d7Ww2)

8 Feel better.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (2NqXo)

9 the football gif on the gorilla thread was funny.

Posted by: kallisto at September 11, 2018 02:36 PM (DJFLF)

10 Hey, Bill Bratton agrees with Joe Scarborough.

Fuck him too.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (NFEMn)

11 Get better, ace!
We love you in a non-sexual way.
Well, I'm speaking for me.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (8iiMU)

12 Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 11, 2018 02:37 PM (pFNVe)

13 i feel yo' pain...

i gotta leave for the VA her shortly.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 11, 2018 02:38 PM (rjbMC)

14 Nood. (seriously)

Posted by: Iowa Bob at September 11, 2018 02:38 PM (tu3iY)

15 Get better soon, Ace.

*tugs shirt* Can I look at the shelves?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (hyuyC)

16 Do what I do on such days.

Call in bored. Bosses always loved that one.

Alternatively.... call in dead, and claim your bereavement time.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 11, 2018 02:39 PM (QzJWU)

17 So the Beto people rent a VFW hall for a political rally and request the flags to be taken down... Can these people be any more stupid?

Posted by: itsaacookbook at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yPxXc)

18 Feel better soon, Ace.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (z3nSX)

19 Someone put a Men;s Health magazine in the can at work. Had a stoopid article about how to be a hero. I couldn't get through it once they started telling me I needed to put myself in my significant other's shoes, listen to her, and be more sympathetic. Can't help but wonder if there's a similar article in Women's Health...after all, if her man has a much higher chance/probability of committing suicide, wouldn't it be helpful to listen to him or see how he's feeling?

I'm guessing the ladies version is just a lot of "take time for yourself" or "don't be afraid to seek a better man"

I'm not a woman hater, I just hate the magazine industry...and the MSM...and the GOPe...and mondays....and clowns

Posted by: DocCreep at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (+eMzQ)

20 17 So the Beto people rent a VFW hall for a political rally and request the flags to be taken down... Can these people be any more stupid?
Posted by: itsaacookbook at September 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yPxXc)

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LOL!

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 11, 2018 02:41 PM (z3nSX)

21 Hope you feel better soon Ace.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (kG5hP)

22 Somebody has a bad case of the Mondays.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (5jVnA)

23 Get better ace. Sleep helps.

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 11, 2018 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

24 Nood stompage.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (5jVnA)

25 If-a you's a half-a sick, y'better quarantine that-a side so the other side don't get-a sick, too.

Posted by: dr chico webworker - tickling the 88s at September 11, 2018 02:44 PM (Yf6eY)

26 Hope you get to feeling better, ace...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at September 11, 2018 02:45 PM (oiwwc)

27 I put Jim Carey in the Three Stooges category. Physical stupid humor. Jim should be smart like the Stooges and not give sermons.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 11, 2018 02:46 PM (2LelM)

28 For Ace, what's the difference between a half day and a full day off?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at September 11, 2018 02:54 PM (xeeHA)

29 Praying for a quick recovery

Posted by: N at September 11, 2018 03:02 PM (rYMVB)

30 take care, Ace, get better sleep and drink more water.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (d7Ww2)

31 For Ace, what's the difference between a half day and a full day off?

No hobo hunting on half days, and only a half ration of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Basement Cat at September 11, 2018 03:03 PM (3C9q2)

32 Front half or back half?

Posted by: OCBill at September 11, 2018 03:06 PM (jHjpQ)

33 Don't forget to take a week off every once in a while. We'll be sad but you need to!

Posted by: Erik L at September 11, 2018 03:13 PM (KyrNu)

34 Get well, soon, Ace. Sending you some chicken noodle soup through the USB port.

Posted by: ALH at September 11, 2018 03:19 PM (1yMs2)

35 Barometric pressure?

Posted by: SarahW at September 11, 2018 03:21 PM (Sp1NT)

36 Get better soon Ace!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 11, 2018 03:24 PM (8Ls/+)

37 Chicken soup, citrus fruits, and delicious, delicious tears of your enemies.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 11, 2018 03:40 PM (koNhm)

38 Exactly how much PTO does Ace get?

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 11, 2018 03:54 PM (neVm7)

39
With all due respect, and with a damned hurricane baring down on us (the East Coast), well hell, ace: you damn well better take a couple of sick days!
It's okay. We get it.

Posted by: Cold Civil War at September 11, 2018 05:26 PM (Z2PYk)

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