Shut Up, Wesley: Ceaselessly Annoying Social Justice Warrior and Manchild Wil Wheaton Banned From LEFTWING Social Media Site

L-O-F**king-L.

Here's Tim Pool's video about it all.

Here's my own digest, to the extent I understand it. I may have some things wrong here.

1. Wil Wheaton recently announced (again!) that he was quitting Twitter, this time in protest of Twitter not banning Alex Jones.

2. Wil Wheaton then began posting on a Twitter-like site called "Mastodon," which, if I understand this, is an even more purified leftwing lunatic asylum than Twitter is.

3. Wil Wheaton had already become controversial on the hard feminist left because he is friends with fellow annoying no-talent YouTube Nerd Chris Hardwick, who had been accused of... something. I never followed this story and I'm not sure what he was accused of. Something people categorized under "#MeToo," though his employer investigated the matter and found he had done nothing deserving a firing.

But feminists said that he "kept silent" about what he knew about Chris Hardwick, likening him to Ben Affleck keeping quiet about Harvey Weinstein.

4. Wil Wheaton had also already become controversial among the trannies, because he employed a mass-blocklist which blocked a lot of trannies. Apparently, he used a blocklist created by anti-Gamergate super-partisan Randi Harper, and it blocked all people who were GamerGaters.

But Harper, it seems, didn't only have Mad Beef for GamerGaters. She is called a "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist," or TERF, which means she's a feminist who thinks that men who've now decided "I'm a girl now" are not really women and not who feminism is fighting for. So she got a lot of grief from trannies, and added a lot of trannies to her block list.

Thus, when Wil Wheaton deployed her blocklist, he also -- probably inadvertently -- blocked a lot of trannies.

I don't think these people have any idea who the hell they're blocking when they deploy one of their mass blocklists. The whole point of a mass blocklist is that it saves you the tiny amount of time and effort it takes to individually block people for actual cause.

6. And this is interesting: while leftwingers deploy blocklists all the time, apparently it's a Racecrime to ever block a leftwinger who ranks higher than you on the Progressive Victimization Stack. So a transwoman can point to a cis white male and say, "How dare you block me! You're harming and assaulting me with your lack of speech towards me!"

Anyway, if I understand this right, trannies already harbored a grudge against Wheaton for this Huge Violation of their nonrights to be condescended to by former celebrities on Twitter.

7. Anyway, so now he's on this super-leftwing Twitter alternative, and before even posting as single post, he's already got the hardcore feminists hating him as well as the hardcore trans "women" hating him.

And I thought it was just people on the right. But no, apparently virtually everyone hates this skinnyfat doughy nothing.

8. One transwoman pulls a "Bofa" joke on him.

Weirdly, I've been doing this joke a lot lately. Did it like five times last night.

Once you start, it's hard to stop.

You do this with someone I'll call a "Sap."

You: One of these days, seriously, you gotta check out Bofa.

Sap: Bofa? What's bofa?

You (pointing at your balls with two index fingers): BOFA DEEZ NUTS right here.

So someone did that Bofa joke to him, and he fell for it.

9. Instead of saying, "Ha-ha, you got me," this pallid, sissified, formless bag of soy, soy by-products, and imitation gluten-free soy-substitute then reported the tranny for abuse.

10. Now, at this point, I guess there's a coordinated effort to get him banned from the site. The moderators get sixty reports about his evil account overnight, and in the morning, they ask him to leave Mastodon.

Now, if that has whetted your appetite for more, then there is no saving you, and I won't bother trying.

But if you really want to read more about this pathetic spectacle of depraved stupidity and psychological fragility:

Here is someone explaining to Wil Wheaton that women feel "unsafe" around him, even on the internet, because he's friends with Chris Hardwick, and trans people are "harmed" by his previous deployment of blocklists.
Because he just won't listen.

And when you don't listen to someone who wants to whine your ears off about their pet gender identity obsession, that's "harming" them.

Somehow.

In case you are now actually feeling actual sympathy for the loathsomely nasty geek loser Wil Wheaton, read his groveling, cucked-out, tucked-under self-abusing wormy apology and stop feeling sorry for him immediately.

These are his rules; this is the world he smeared others to create; he gets to live in this vicious shitholes of narks, snitches, and sociopathic Empowered Loser Thought Police he wished into being.

How do you like your Utopia now, Mr. Crusher?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:21 PM




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1 Yes!!

Posted by: deep moron #367 at August 31, 2018 01:21 PM (5p4Kz)

2 whoa

Posted by: m at August 31, 2018 01:21 PM (CwOPz)

3 top 600

just barely

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:22 PM (LZygN)

4 Wil Wheaten blocked me on Twitter. It was the most satisfying block of my Twitter life. I was the hero for the day at work.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at August 31, 2018 01:23 PM (qdYXY)

5 The Freshman > The Godfather

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:23 PM (Njkb4)

6 Worth the wait.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 01:23 PM (fA1SL)

7 I'd be surprised if the wussiest member of ST: TNG didn't grow up to be ubersoy.

Looks like that easiest difficulty is getting less so. And will become harder still. Enjoy it, Wesley.

Posted by: trev006 at August 31, 2018 01:23 PM (3Tn95)

8
So, cyber junior high.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 01:23 PM (BWL+E)

9 >>2. Wil Wheaton then began posting on a Twitter-like site called "Mastodon," which, if I understand this, means 'Nipple Tooth'.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:24 PM (Njkb4)

10 Meanwhile, Al Gore has crawled-out from under whatever rock he lives under to announce that "Trump Should Resign"

https:// www.thenewamerican.com / usnews / item / 29924-gore-trump-should-resign

Yeah, that's real original, genius. Go back to selling used carbon credits.

Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 01:24 PM (NYS7S)

11 Yummy!

Posted by: The Left, Eating Itself at August 31, 2018 01:24 PM (4Qoor)

12 TERFs aren't exactly a new thing, of course.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:24 PM (UnA8+)

13 Ugh. Wil Wheaton spent years after TNG hating the culture that he now champions. He didn't want to be a nerd icon, but he didn't have anything else and now he acts like some sort of trend maker. He was a whiny crappy character on the show, and he's a whiny crappy human being, so I guess the casting was spot on.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (3sOO0)

14 Worth the wait.

Outstanding, Mr. O'Spades.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Fed Up at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (xPJvm)

15 Do what?

Posted by: Octopussy at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (vOGdk)

16 Its Ace's blog, but this is a lot of space for a sub character from TBBT.

Posted by: SH at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (sX1BW)

17 Feel sorry for him? Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (lTZLC)

18 Ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (9MKXa)

19 Is it just me or does Tim Pool look like Wheaton?

Posted by: Lickmuffin at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (ewVyS)

20 In case you are now actually feeling actual sympathy for the loathsomely nasty geek loser Wil Wheaton, read his groveling, cucked-out, tucked-under self-abusing wormy apology and stop feeling sorry for him immediately.

These are his rules; this is the world he smeared others to create; he gets to live in this vicious shitholes of narks, snitches, and sociopathic Empowered Loser Thought Police he wished into being.

How do you like your Utopia now, Mr. Crusher?

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I keep bringing up Robespierre because people seem to continually not understand that he provided to us in history.

The mob you are part of will get you because no one is pure enough.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (LZygN)

21 Hard to feel sorry for a guy I couldn't pick out of a 1 person lineup so I'll just give him a Muntz laugh.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (/tuJf)

22
Meanwhile, Al Gore has crawled-out from under whatever rock he lives under to announce that "Trump Should Resign"

Awww, that's cute. Now run along, Albert, and let the grownups govern.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 01:26 PM (BWL+E)

23
On a long enough timeline, there will be only one Twitter-er left.

The ultimate victim. Not sure how you play that card. Ace could prolly figure one out.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 01:26 PM (LOgQ4)

24 So, should I know who this guy is?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2018 01:26 PM (p+Wdc)

25 23
On a long enough timeline, there will be only one Twitter-er left.

The ultimate victim. Not sure how you play that card. Ace could prolly figure one out.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 01:26 PM (LOgQ4)

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The fight for that last spot is going to be epic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:26 PM (LZygN)

26 Thanks to the Left starting to eat their own we're going to have to learn how to spell "Schadenfreude," aren't we?


Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (W+vEI)

27 >>Al Gore has crawled-out from under whatever rock he lives under to announce that "Trump Should Resign"


Never go Full Third Chakra.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (Njkb4)

28 Mr. ace, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent story were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

We live in stupid times.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (Z5y53)

29 TERF. Another acronym we need to learn so we can be woke. Oh goody.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that these people have got their maturity level stuck at "middle school" and by gosh that's where they're going to leave it?

I never even heard of Wil Wheaton until about a year ago, here on the blog

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (JJZzu)

30 That was worth waiting for Ace.

I L-O-F**king-L'ed. Many times. thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (EPnrI)

31 wil wheaton? I google him and I still don't know who he is and don't give a rat's ass.

Hey how about them knicks?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (9MKXa)

32 John McCain was too good for this ugly, ugly world that Will Wheaton has created. In a way, you could say that Will Wheaton murdered John McCain.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (AkdW5)

33 Sympathy level. -994 on a scale of 0-100.
Schadenfreude level: Smug.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (J+mig)

34 Gore ran outta paste.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (lTZLC)

35 20 I keep bringing up Robespierre because people seem to continually not understand that he provided to us in history.

The mob you are part of will get you because no one is pure enough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (LZygN)

I'm not sure why people don't just instinctually understand this without having to be told.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (UnA8+)

36 Ya got boffa on your chin.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (yQpMk)

37 Wheaton got bit in the a$$ by his own monster?

Cool.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (qC1Sy)

38 Whoa! We were just discussing this in the previous thread, and then this. This here is some classic Ace!

Posted by: Spoor at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (ctuyM)

39 29 TERF. Another acronym we need to learn so we can be woke. Oh goody.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that these people have got their maturity level stuck at "middle school" and by gosh that's where they're going to leave it?

I never even heard of Wil Wheaton until about a year ago, here on the blog

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (JJZzu)

Eh. They're Anti-Tranny, so they can't be all bad.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (UnA8+)

40 Imagine a million SJW's vibrating in righteous anger, unsure of which direction to unleash their venom and bile.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza Now Stocked and Open! at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (0QYMt)

41 I actually read the content, and laughed my ass off.

BOFA DEEZ NUTZ right here, biotches!
Covfefe, too!




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (8iiMU)

42 Karma. It's a real bitch.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (uDcBt)

43 I keep bringing up Robespierre because people seem to continually not understand that he provided to us in history.

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The French Revolution is the past. As someone once said, the 1780's called ... they want their revolutions back.

Posted by: SH at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (sX1BW)

44 he was also the little whiny nerd who got his balls gobbled by a leech in Stand By Me.

starring alongside Corey Feldman and River Phoenix. who were getting molested. but Wheaton saw and heard nothing.

yeah, he is scum.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (sHmLB)

45 Why all the hate for Will wHeaton?

Posted by: Stewie Griffin at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (vkczM)

46 35
I'm not sure why people don't just instinctually understand this without having to be told.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (UnA8+)

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Because it feels good to be in the mob and do the shaming/expelling.

People are naturally stupid. The Enlightenment put a brake on the stupid in many ways, but when you hate The Enlightenment, you tend to regress instead of progress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (LZygN)

47 Yeah, it sounds like the Hardwick stuff was all bullshit and his ex claimed she had "proof" of something and then walked it back.

And I'll say this about him, on his Talking Dead show he has kept it apolitical and has even shut down the dipshit John Barrowman in trying to get a Palin rant in when talking about Walking Dead.


And fuck Wheaton.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (cAnNx)

48 Let's see if I can hijack the thread. Since I can strain and stretch and relate this to Star Trek:

Seven Of Nine or T'Pol.

Discuss

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (RZ+X5)

49
So, should I know who this guy is?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 31, 2018 01:26 PM (p+Wdc)


Should you know who he Is? Why, when he dies there'll be a six-week funeral.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (BWL+E)

50 odd time I will catch our dog gnawing on his own leg..

kinda reminds me of that

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (FZYNt)

51 I did not care for The Godfather.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (4e+hS)

52 I love how one of his posts complains about him being tarred with too broad a brush, being held responsible for the actions of others, without a hint of irony.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (++G28)

53 He insists upon himself.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (NWiLs)

54 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE, WIL WHEATON PLAYED A GAY MAN IN A GAY SCI-FI MOVIE AND HE DIDN'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY ACT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (r9UYA)

55 39 29 TERF. Another acronym we need to learn so we can be woke. Oh goody.

Is it just me, or does anyone else think that these people have got their maturity level stuck at "middle school" and by gosh that's where they're going to leave it?

I never even heard of Wil Wheaton until about a year ago, here on the blog

Posted by: bluebell at August 31, 2018 01:27 PM (JJZzu)

Eh. They're Anti-Tranny, so they can't be all bad.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (UnA8+)

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The way Stacy McCain puts it is that TERFs have gone so far on the crazy scale as to become sane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (LZygN)

56 23 

The ultimate victim. Not sure how you play that card. Ace could prolly figure one out.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 01:26 PM (LOgQ4)

I've never understood victim cards. In a healthy society, it's the equivalent of having 2 twos at the poker table. You just check and hope no one slams it down your throat.

In the society that is coming, such people will be shunned at best, and hunted at worst. No room in the closet.

Posted by: trev006 at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (3Tn95)

57 >> I did not care for The Godfather.


That's because it sucks.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (Njkb4)

58 Meanwhile, Al Gore has crawled-out from under whatever rock he lives under to announce that "Trump Should Resign"
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 01:24 PM (NYS7S)

And also to sell tickets to his upcoming global warming seminar/tent revival.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (AkdW5)

59 I had to go to lunch at Whole Foods today (now called 90% Paycheck because if you are a prime member, you get 10% off) and picked up a bottled drink that was flavored with Maple Syrup, Lemon, and Cayenne pepper.

Pretty good actually.

Maple. Syrup.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (Z5y53)

60 On a long enough timeline, there will be only one Twitter-er left.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 01:26 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: @Highlander at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (ctuyM)

61 Go back to selling used carbon credits.

Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 01:24 PM (NYS7S)

#MeTooAl!

Posted by: Gores Used Carbon Credit at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (EPnrI)

62 43 I keep bringing up Robespierre because people seem to continually not understand that he provided to us in history.

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The French Revolution is the past. As someone once said, the 1780's called ... they want their revolutions back.
Posted by: SH at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (sX1BW)

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I would love to keep the French Revolution in the past.

But some people seem desperate to relive it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (LZygN)

63 Jesus, I need a roadmap to navigate the SJ turnpike.

Posted by: Fritz at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (ANJe6)

64 Hitler purged his SJWs.

Commie regimes purge their SJWs.

The Dems will do it, too. And it will probably just be their overweening dogma getting out of control a few times to destroy enough of their coalition for it all to fall apart.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (oVJmc)

65 I keep bringing up Robespierre because people seem to continually not understand that he provided to us in history.

Tough to explain history to people who think "history" began when they woke up this morning.

Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (NYS7S)

66 51 I did not care for The Godfather.
Posted by: Dr Spank


*snaps fingers*

man card,, lets have it

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (FZYNt)

67 And I thought it was just people on the right. But no, apparently virtually everyone hates this skinnyfat doughy nothing.


hah.

Posted by: eleven at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (NLLmE)

68 I sure do miss out on a lot by being a CIS gendered conservative 29 year old hawt Gma 'Ette.

These people are cra-cra.

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (uLuPn)

69 aww. Gore just wants a helping hand. but unfortunately there will be no happy ending for him

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (sHmLB)

70 Damn, lot o' content there.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (mpXpK)

71 >> I did not care for The Godfather.


That's because it sucks.




It insists upon sucking.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (yQpMk)

72 46 Because it feels good to be in the mob and do the shaming/expelling.

People are naturally stupid. The Enlightenment put a brake on the stupid in many ways, but when you hate The Enlightenment, you tend to regress instead of progress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (LZygN)

Yeah, but I'm an absolute idiot and I understood it from the beginning.

Words have meaning. "Progressivism" means that it always has to "Progress", meaning it can't ever end, so they have to find more and more people to cast out and eat.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

73 The Godfather movie dragged. The book was good.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (lTZLC)

74 I had to go to lunch at Whole Foods today (now called 90% Paycheck because if you are a prime member, you get 10% off) and picked up a bottled drink that was flavored with Maple Syrup, Lemon, and Cayenne pepper.

Pretty good actually.

Maple. Syrup.
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM


For Gh*d's sake, man, don't mention that where CBD can see it!

Posted by: Just a Commenter at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (ctuyM)

75 That is one very large and sharp grain of sand lodged in Wesley's vagina.
I hope he can somehow recover from the trauma that this single grain of very sharp sand has done to his tender quim.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (pw+jk)

76
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.

-- sole memorable line in Wil Wheaton's body of work

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (XdWyA)

77 ANYONE FOR TENNIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB2f6-U72Zk

Posted by: CREAM at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (Njkb4)

78 So a TERF thinks if you weren't born with a fronthole it doesn't count? Do I have that right?

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (Z5y53)

79 I don't know who any of those people are. Should I?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (RfnqA)

80 Wil Wheaton Banned From LEFTWING Social Media Site
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Is there a right wing social media site?




Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (mpXpK)

81
Meanwhile, Al Gore has crawled-out from under whatever rock he lives under to announce that "Trump Should Resign"


How has Al managed to elude the 'MeToo' shriekathon?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

82 I. Can't. Even.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (dYClY)

83 If he hadn't blown Rick Berman, Wheaton would be cowering in the back of a big rig, watching some hairy, cheese-dicked trucker to flop his sagging weiner in front of his face and growl, "Nobody rides for free, twink."

Couldn't happen to a more deserving nickelfucker.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (kqsXK)

84 I love The Money Pit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (4e+hS)

85 I hope that I am never in position where I can point to "bofa these nuts"because that will have meant I have gone completely round the bend and and a gender transition. How do they makes fake testicles for women who transition to becoming fake men, anyway?) I also hope none of my male friends point to their nuts and say that either. So far they have successfully avoided it. But if someone had silly humor like that I'd probably laugh and roll my eyes but I report them for anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (AllCR)

86 >>...annoying no-talent YouTube Nerd Chris Hardwick, who had been accused of... something.



I think he's guilty of being a dickhead boyfriend?

His ex of several years passive-aggressively posted a long screed on a former boyfriend who verbally and mentally abused her with enough details that it was obviously Hardwick. Naturally, it went viral and got the #MeToo mob calling for Hardwick to be purged, while he ex was all, "Gosh, I can't believe this was read by anyone, I just wanted to get this off my chest" or somesuch. Yeah, right, you knew you were throwing a grenade onto his career.

Hardwick a bossy boyfriend who berated the gal about her weight and other image-conscious stuff since he was already a name in the geek world when they were dating. Whatever. No one held a gun to your head to keep dating him.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

87 >>It insists upon sucking.


It's more shallow and pedantic than the meatloaf.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (Njkb4)

88 The Rev. Al Sharpton took a jab at President Trump on Friday saying he needs a lesson in respect after referring to Aretha Franklin as someone who used to work for me immediately after her passing.

Yeah, ok Al, now go get your shine box

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (9MKXa)

89 #78 Women who are born without a fronthole find it difficult to pee.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (RfnqA)

90 I've heard "mastodon" means penis tooth.

Posted by: eleven at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (NLLmE)

91 Wil Fucking Wheaton. Another guy who should thank God for Twitter as it allows him to have a fake facade of a career.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2018 01:33 PM (jDF8P)

92 56 I've never understood victim cards. In a healthy society, it's the equivalent of having 2 twos at the poker table. You just check and hope no one slams it down your throat.

In the society that is coming, such people will be shunned at best, and hunted at worst. No room in the closet.

Posted by: trev006 at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (3Tn95)

Also, the Victim Classes have no drive and no ability to perform sustained labor.

They'll swiftly receive a bullet to the head for being unable to justify their existence.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:33 PM (UnA8+)

93 I don't know who any of those people are. Should I?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (RfnqA)

no, not really. maybe BOFA.

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 01:33 PM (bUjCl)

94 Your agonizer, Mr. Crusher.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 31, 2018 01:33 PM (DLIk1)

95 "Meanwhile, Al Gore has crawled-out from under whatever rock he lives under to announce that "Trump Should Resign"

14 hours of powerpoint slides later.....
"...and as you can see, once the retroactive impeachments and resignations occur, I shall take my rightful place as President of the United States. Any questions?" - Al "ManBearPig" Gore

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza Now Stocked and Open! at August 31, 2018 01:33 PM (0QYMt)

96 In case you are now actually feeling actual sympathy for the loathsomely nasty geek loser Wil Wheaton, read his groveling, cucked-out, tucked-under self-abusing wormy apology and stop feeling sorry for him immediately.

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Ace missed his calling. He should have been a poet.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

97 OK, I read ALL of Ace's post.

I understood about one-third of it.

If the modern world was an SAT "Reading Comprehension" test, I;d score about a 340.

Ooops -- some kids are on my lawn. Got to chase 'em off. Back in a moment.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (c+2jX)

98 85- Meant that I wouldn't report them for anything.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (AllCR)

99 96 In case you are now actually feeling actual sympathy for the loathsomely nasty geek loser Wil Wheaton, read his groveling, cucked-out, tucked-under self-abusing wormy apology and stop feeling sorry for him immediately.

-------

Ace missed his calling. He should have been a poet.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:33 PM (8XRCm)

==========

He is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (LZygN)

100 >>>
His ex of several years passive-aggressively posted a long screed on a former boyfriend who verbally and mentally abused her with enough details that it was obviously Hardwick. Naturally, it went viral and got the #MeToo mob calling for Hardwick to be purged, while he ex was all, "Gosh, I can't believe this was read by anyone, I just wanted to get this off my chest" or somesuch. Yeah, right, you knew you were throwing a grenade onto his career.

Hardwick a bossy boyfriend who berated the gal about her weight and other image-conscious stuff since he was already a name in the geek world when they were dating. Whatever. No one held a gun to your head to keep dating him.

...

No wonder the #MeToo people were always so vague about what his alleged crime was.

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (PA9oZ)

101 I had no idea.

I miss so much by not having a working Television receiver.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (I9Sw7)

102
And also to sell tickets to his upcoming global warming seminar/tent revival.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (AkdW5)


Looks like blizzards are back in the forecasts, boys!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (XdWyA)

103
Mastodon is Latin for eleven. Or nipple. I forgot which.

Posted by: Soothi at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (QhQJa)

104 The Rev. Al Sharpton took a jab at President Trump on Friday saying he
needs a lesson in respect after referring to Aretha Franklin as someone
who used to work for me immediately after her passing.


Did he spell it again? Because that would've been awesome...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (jDF8P)

105 92. Hey! HEY! None of that defeatist crap! We're getting our canals.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (fA1SL)

106 I am permanently blocked on all social media sites. . .by me.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (mpXpK)

107 95 "Meanwhile, Al Gore has crawled-out from under whatever rock he lives under to announce that "Trump Should Resign"

14 hours of powerpoint slides later.....
"...and as you can see, once the retroactive impeachments and resignations occur, I shall take my rightful place as President of the United States. Any questions?" - Al "ManBearPig" Gore

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza Now Stocked and Open!

If we are going to spin the clock back then I want my 2nd term

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (FZYNt)

108 Never try to be a part of a crowd whose main motivation is to criticize without offering a path to improvement.

Posted by: DaveM at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (WWC3Y)

109 >>Ace missed his calling. He should have been a poet.


Well, Carpenter was not an option.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (Njkb4)

110
Wil Wheaton Banned From LEFTWING Social Media Site
-------------------------------------------------




Is there a right wing social media site?






Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 01:31 PM (mpXpK)

Gab?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (qpJwS)

111 Ace missed his calling. He should have been a poet.

=

he is - Haiku

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (bUjCl)

112 Sp Trannies are gamers? Thats what i got from the content.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (EPnrI)

113
I've heard "mastodon" means penis tooth.

Posted by: eleven at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (NLLmE)


I thought it meant "You stepped on a caveman again, didn't you?"*

HT - The Far Side

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza Now Stocked and Open! at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (0QYMt)

114 The Rev. Al Sharpton took a jab at President Trump on Friday saying he needs a lesson in respect respict after referring to Aretha Franklin as someone who used to work for me immediately after her passing.

FIFY

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (Z5y53)

115 Mastodon should change the name of the service to "The Wesley Chrushers".

Posted by: papertiger at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (SYEvH)

116 Wil Wheaton makes Rose Tico look endearing.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (++G28)

117 Hardwick a bossy boyfriend who berated the gal about her weight and other image-conscious stuff since he was already a name in the geek world when they were dating. Whatever. No one held a gun to your head to keep dating him.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

-----

I think there were several she-gal staffers that actually quit The Talking Dead not permanantly firing Hardwick.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (8XRCm)

118 "The mob you are part of will get you because no one is pure enough."
but it is a matter of understanding the fine line between loyalty to a cause and loyalty to a group.

The horde mentality leads people astray all the time, even in churches, certainly in some kinds of "nationalism".

Americanism (our patriotism) is loyal to certain foundings, but we have to recognize limitations and inadequacies.

But generally, the left is just loyal to the mob. Even there though, the propagandists need to feed them a rationale for their "resistance". Diversity, "free trade", open borders ... all are dressed up with some Utopian dreams.

Self reliance, self determination ... yet ability to unite others for a (good) cause ... those are harder things.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

119 My penis has a tooth

Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (FZYNt)

120 Is BOFA like MOFU? I can't keep all these acronyms straight. And can a TERF be a MILF?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (RfnqA)

121 So very glad I have nothing to do with social media.

But the internet slap-fights are hilarious to watch.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (9LIpg)

122 Is it time to bring back the guillotine? And public death sentences?

I vote YES.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (dYClY)

123 Prostetic nuts? Men can now get a nut job? Bigger is better. Cant shift around and cause embarrassment like a tater.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (lTZLC)

124 >>My penis has an egg tooth

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (Njkb4)

125
So far, all the eulogies for mccain and aretha have been a cryptic finger-pointing "And let this be a lesson to you, Mr. Trump."


Posted by: Soothi at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (QhQJa)

126 105 92. Hey! HEY! None of that defeatist crap! We're getting our canals.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (fA1SL)


You say that, but when their blood type is "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese"...

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (UnA8+)

127 Never heard of bofa jokes.


I need to get out more.

Posted by: dantesed at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (88xKn)

128 123 Prostetic nuts? Men can now get a nut job? Bigger is better. Cant shift around and cause embarrassment like a tater.
Posted by: Xipe Totec

at least it wouldn't hurt like hell when you sat on them

Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (FZYNt)

129 Glad to see that DEEZ NUTZ has staying power.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (dYClY)

130 We should all feel guilty.

We broke Fen.

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (Z5y53)

131 117 Hardwick a bossy boyfriend who berated the gal about her weight and other image-conscious stuff since he was already a name in the geek world when they were dating. Whatever. No one held a gun to your head to keep dating him.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 01:32 PM (W+vEI)

-----

I think there were several she-gal staffers that actually quit The Talking Dead not permanantly firing Hardwick.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (8XRCm)



How's the go, "A accusation of a crime so heinous that not even innocence itself is a defense."

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (cAnNx)

132 So BOFA. Thats funny? Like how?
Like "pull my finger?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (EPnrI)

133 118
But generally, the left is just loyal to the mob. Even there though, the propagandists need to feed them a rationale for their "resistance". Diversity, "free trade", open borders ... all are dressed up with some Utopian dreams.

Self reliance, self determination ... yet ability to unite others for a (good) cause ... those are harder things.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

==========

The current left wing mob has no intellectual basis.

It's explicitly built on feelings.

That's such an awful foundation, and the fact that those building the structure on top don't realize it speaks very poorly for their critical thinking skills.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (LZygN)

134
I did not care for The Godfather.
That's because it sucks.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (Njkb4)


Movies with James Caan in them can't suck.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (TAmPV)

135 Let's see if I can hijack the thread. Since I can strain and stretch and relate this to Star Trek:

Seven Of Nine or T'Pol.

Discuss

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (RZ+X5)


Dr Miranda Jones.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (kqsXK)

136 126. A few weeks and they'll slim down. One way or another.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (fA1SL)

137 Nothing to mock here, Every Comedian on Planet Earth. Please move along...

Posted by: Christian Toto at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (GppXG)

138 The TERF vs. Tranny thing is a bitter war for feminism. I call it the "TERF wars."

Stacy McCain has been occasionally reporting on it at this site. There've been beatings of TERFs by trannies at feminism protests and such. One tranny got a Feminist removed from her office in the UK Labor Party over "anti-trans bigotry", and then was appointed to replace her!

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (M34Zb)

139 You'd have to have a heart of soy not to laugh at all this.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (datdl)

140 130 We should all feel guilty.

We broke Fen.
Posted by: blaster

It's not like anyone forced her to stay here.

BTW does this rag smell like chloroform?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (FZYNt)

141 >>Glad to see that DEEZ NUTZ has staying power.


There was no doubt they were gonna hang around.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (Njkb4)

142 They make the Perfect the enemy of the Good, so they wind up being completely destructive.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (oVJmc)

143 112 Sp Trannies are gamers? Thats what i got from the content.
Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:35 PM (EPnrI)

Quite a few tranny coders/scripters out there, for some reason.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

144 131
How's the go, "A accusation of a crime so heinous that not even innocence itself is a defense."
Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (cAnNx)

============

Have these girls heard of an Ellison from Minnesota?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (LZygN)

145 I did not care for The Godfather.
That's because it sucks.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (Njkb4)


hey come with me. wez gonna go out for a ride to buy some mattresses and cannollis.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (9MKXa)

146 Tucked Under. Ace, I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (2LelM)

147
135 Let's see if I can hijack the thread. Since I can strain and stretch and relate this to Star Trek:

Seven Of Nine or T'Pol.

Discuss

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (RZ+X5)

Dr Miranda Jones.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (kqsXK)



Leeta.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (cAnNx)

148 So glad I was pretty much middle aged by the time social media happened. The only "pronouns" were Boys/Girls, Men/Women or the Homos who had a parade every year. Almost all people you dealt with were face to face or maybe over the phone. No anonymity to hide behind.

It's kind of nice to see the world going grandpa Simpson on these idiots, as this clown is looking 50 down the barrel.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (RHEDC)

149 >>130
We should all feel guilty.



We broke Fen.

Posted by: blaster

Were indulgences offered?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (r9UYA)

150 you just KNOW that Trump is going to annihilate "sore loser" Gore by tweet any second now....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (NFEMn)

151 leave the movie review, take a cannoli...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (8D42x)

152
Shit.

I am going to regret this.

Here goes.


.... ummmm...... "TERF"???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

153 I've never understood victim cards. In a healthy society, it's the equivalent of having 2 twos at the poker table. You just check and hope no one slams it down your throat.

Posted by: trev006


Here's what you need to understand:

The Left has changed to rules of the game, by inverting the "Victory Conditions." In Ye Olden Dayes, being correct/strong/logical/powerful/moral meant that you Won The Game. Now, things are reversed. Being weak/crazy/oppressed/illogical/wrong/weird means that you have Won The Game.

So having a "victim card" is actually having the most powerful card of all.

It's like the difference between the card games Bridge and Hearts. In Bridge, you're trying to take as many tricks as possible, so you want high cards. But in Hearts, you trying to AVOID taking tricks, so you want all the LOW cards.

Society used to play Bridge. Now we play Hearts.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (c+2jX)

154
Tim Pool's video podcast explains it all so well.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (I9Sw7)

155 Wheaton and Hardwick are exactly the kind of simpering, white-knighting pricks who'd be imposing these kind of rules on their perceived social inferiors, so it's cosmic justice that their heads are on the block. Couldn't have happened to a nicer couple of cucks.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (HJbDF)

156 We broke Fen.
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 01:37 PM (Z5y53)

Nope; I hadn't ever thought I would transition to being a man before coming here either. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (AllCR)

157 We desperately need a rain of terror and a great purge.


Or alternatively...


We ain't voting our way out of our predicament.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (aixk1)

158 to rules = the rules

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (c+2jX)

159 One refreshing part of not being on social media is I have no idea who these idiots are.

I start with a general rule before reading anyone's tripe. Can you make a cogent, intellectual argument? If not- bye.

Because you have Twitter and an opinion, does not mean you are even worth a read. Get over yourself.

Go to school, read some more history, become familiar with scholarly people who actually have formed intellectual arguments and above all else take a course in grammar and diction.

Most of these Twitter mobs are staffed by people who couldn't win an honest argument with a six year old. Why then, do they matter? Rhetorically, they don't. At all.

I've told my company several times to exit out social media platforms because they are nothing but flypaper for gadflys. Dumb gadflys who really are delusional and believe they matter.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (Y/1UV)

160 "Mastadon" isn't quite paelo enough to describe the dinosaur attitudes and historical significance of the left, but its a good start.

What is endlessly amazing to me is how huge social media looms in the minds and souls of leftists. They are fixated on this stuff, absolutely amazed and bewondered by it all. Its so vast in their lives, such an important thing. Its the FUTURE, THE MOVEMENT OF THE PEOPLE!!!!

I think its because words and talking are the most important thing in the lives of the average leftist. They do nothing, contribute nothing, add nothing, build nothing, construct nothing. They talk, and talk and talk. And that's what matters most in their lives. Words. And social media is made up of words.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (39g3+)

161 The way Stacy McCain puts it is that TERFs have gone so far on the crazy scale as to become sane.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (LZygN)

Too true...

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (qpJwS)

162 I did not care for The Godfather.
That's because it sucks.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:29 PM (Njkb4)

Every once in awhile someone tries to stir the pot by saying this out of the blue..... I'm not falling for it.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (NFEMn)

163 LMFAO

Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (mCMQ5)

164 wasn't there an understood element to startrek the next generation that beverly crusher had earned her post on the enterprise by agreeing to let her son be used by the crew?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (MTjB1)

165 "a bottled drink that was flavored with Maple Syrup, Lemon, and Cayenne pepper. "

I bought some "Jamaican Style" ginger ale at Trader Joe's. Good and spicy!

Posted by: Chris M at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (eAZVt)

166 So far, all the eulogies for mccain and aretha have been a cryptic finger-pointing "And let this be a lesson to you, Mr. Trump."







Posted by: Soothi at August 31, 2018 01:36 PM (QhQJa)


And the lesson is "Outlive these clowns."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza Now Stocked and Open! at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (0QYMt)

167 The correct answer is 7 of 9.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (DLIk1)

168 Dammit, now I'm hungry for some SERF and TERF.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (RfnqA)

169 I did not care for The Godfather.
That's because it sucks.

Posted by: garrett at August




yep




so does springsteen

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (MTjB1)

170 167 The correct answer is 7 of 9.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (DLIk1)

===========

I'll take Uhura from "Mirror, Mirror".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (LZygN)

171 My favorite part of the Godfather is when they shot that guy at the Bofa in Las Vegas

Posted by: ace at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (PA9oZ)

172 135 Let's see if I can hijack the thread. Since I can strain and stretch and relate this to Star Trek:

Seven Of Nine or T'Pol.

Discuss

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (RZ+X5)

Dr Miranda Jones

======
This is, of course, false.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (RZ+X5)

173 Gab?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM (qpJwS)

Never saw it. I thought it was a search engine.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (mpXpK)

174 So basically it's recess with politics and a technology platform.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

175 TERF stands for "Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist" and its kind of an insult, used by extremist radical freakies who think a boy becomes a girl when you hack bits off and staple on new ones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (39g3+)

176 These two black girls went to out to a shoot shoot. The photographer shoots a couple of rolls and stops adjusting his camera. One of the girls asks the other what he is doing. She replies "I think he has to fokeus." The other black girl replies "The bofus?"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (pw+jk)

177 Fake testicles are teflon. Or so I've heard.

There's gotta be a joke there somewhere.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (dYClY)

178 Fen
You should transition to a man. Find out the comfort and security of waking up in the same world every day

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (lTZLC)

179 What's the difference between a mastodon and a mammoth?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (RfnqA)

180 159 I've told my company several times to exit out social media platforms because they are nothing but flypaper for gadflys. Dumb gadflys who really are delusional and believe they matter.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 01:40 PM (Y/1UV)

I've always been under the impression that companies want their employees on social media so that they can keep tabs on what they're doing when they're off the clock and catch them (should they be short-sighted enough to post it) if they engage in behavior embarrassing to the brand.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (UnA8+)

181 Hey! HEY! None of that defeatist crap! We're getting our canals.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 01:34 PM


Still digging, boss. Bathroom break?

Posted by: Brony "Fluttershy" at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (ctuyM)

182 167 The correct answer is 7 of 9.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Is the question how many inches of your penis was buried in my wife last night?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (FZYNt)

183 "My favorite part of the Godfather is when they shot that guy at the Bofa in Las Vegas"

(playing along)

Where is "Bofa"?

Posted by: Chris M at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (eAZVt)

184 *munches popcorn*

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (/qEW2)

185 Miranda Jones?

No.

Vina. And not slave girl Vina either.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (++G28)

186 >>My favorite part of the Godfather is when they shot that guy at the Bofa in Las Vegas


In all seriousness, The Freshman is the better film.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (Njkb4)

187 It's amazing how human behavior never changes.


Tweeter and all the other social media whorehouses, are just natives with bones in their noses, railing against the moon, eating each other alive, and rutting like animals when the opportunity presents itself.


Good grief, Smod, finish us. Please.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (9chmE)

188 i have noclue who the phucktards are. don't really give a shit either. high school drama queens it sounds like. whatever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (KP5rU)

189 Let's see if I can hijack the thread. Since I can strain and stretch and relate this to Star Trek:

Seven Of Nine or T'Pol.

Discuss


Saavik played by Kirstie Alley

*mic drop*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)

190 Shit.



I am going to regret this.



Here goes.





.... ummmm...... "TERF"???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (8XRCm)

They are feminists who are otherwise as crazy as you would think but who are sane in that they refuse to say you can "become a woman" by believing you are a woman or by mutilating yourself by cutting off your male parts.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (qpJwS)

191 >I'll take Uhura from "Mirror, Mirror".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (LZygN)


Your agonizer, Mr Madison.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (DLIk1)

192 What this threads needs is a repost of short video of man trying to catch his zooming bunny:

https://tinyurl.com/yanu2bhe

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (AllCR)

193
Dr Miranda Jones


Is there in Tooth no Beauty?

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (oVJmc)

194 So having a "victim card" is actually having the most powerful card of all.

It's like the difference between the card games Bridge and Hearts. In Bridge, you're trying to take as many tricks as possible, so you want high cards. But in Hearts, you trying to AVOID taking tricks, so you want all the LOW cards.

Society used to play Bridge. Now we play Hearts.
Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (c+2jX)

It's worse than that. The left shills for certain groups by saying they should be treated "fairly." But then it seeks to elevate them by putting them up on a pedestal-- at everyone else's expense.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (NFEMn)

195 The feminist revolution eats its own.

Wouldn't be the first time, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (AzW6q)

196 Quite a few tranny coders/scripters out there, for some reason.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

Mentally odd math whiz types who want to touch a girl so bad they decide to become girls.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (AkdW5)

197 It's like a real life The Lottery. Dipshit was happy to throw stones because the target was bad- surely fate would never pick a good one, until, whoopsie, it went and did. Now he spends his time trying to force fate to reconsider. Sorry Wesley, you're an evil, anti-trans misogynist, that's just the way it is.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (87EdW)

198 181. * rifle butt to back of the head *
Shut up, you! Keep digging.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (fA1SL)

199 naw. Because they crushed Wesley. Get it?

Damn. I wonder if I can get a refund for the tee shirts.

Posted by: papertiger at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (SYEvH)

200 191 >I'll take Uhura from "Mirror, Mirror".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM (LZygN)


Your agonizer, Mr Madison.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (DLIk1)

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Or Carol Marcus (Alice Eve) from Into Darkness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (LZygN)

201 The correct answer is 7 of 9.
Posted by: Muad'dib

Is the question how many inches of your penis was buried in my wife last night?
Posted by: Bill Kristol at August




was sure the question was "how many of the guys have finished fucking your wife?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (MTjB1)

202 The correct answer is 7 of 9.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 31, 2018 01:41 PM


To whom I owe a *lot*.

Posted by: JEFy McJEFface at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (ctuyM)

203
In all seriousness, The Freshman is the better film.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (Njkb4)

Now you're just taunting

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (TAmPV)

204 197 It's like a real life The Lottery. Dipshit was happy to throw stones because the target was bad- surely fate would never pick a good one, until, whoopsie, it went and did. Now he spends his time trying to force fate to reconsider. Sorry Wesley, you're an evil, anti-trans misogynist, that's just the way it is.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (87EdW)

============

"Don't judge. It's their way."
-Modern students

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (LZygN)

205 Full tilt snip and tuck Trannies are some kind of fucked up. The boys dressing as girl trannies were fun. They had a sense of humor. The best trannies are Thai Lady Boys. Fun bunch. You just have to marvel at them and not think what will become of them in a few years. Kind of like the Lollipop Guild in the Wizard of Oz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (2LelM)

206 I am at this bullshit workplace event where the latest speaker is claiming the founding fathers would have been totes cool with universal basic income.

FML

Posted by: Max Power at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (zNaaN)

207 Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (lTZLC)

Same world?

You should have put "sane world" for an added tweak. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (AllCR)

208 I guess you can take Uhura from Mirror Mirror, if you do not mind waiting behind Gene Roddenberry.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (++G28)

209 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (OJXf7)

210 Shut. Up. Wesley.

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (al6UK)

211 209 What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

yeah about that

Posted by: John McCain's tumour at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (FZYNt)

212 These are his rules; this is the world he smeared others to create; he gets to live in this vicious shitholes of narks, snitches, and sociopathic Empowered Loser Thought Police he wished into being.

Applicable to all of these people, and this rule should be brutally enforced at all times.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (hYcqw)

213 you know when everyone goes on discussing how much of a maverick mccain was they never mention the most maverick thing he did, leaving his family to marry a rich trust fund babyette.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (MTjB1)

214 196 Mentally odd math whiz types who want to touch a girl so bad they decide to become girls.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (AkdW5)

Well that, and probably a job where they can get away with freelancing and/or working from home and not have to worry about bosses/co-workers being disgusted at the sight of them.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

215 TERF stands for "Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist" and its kind of an insult, used by extremist radical freakies who think a boy becomes a girl when you hack bits off and staple on new ones.

--

I think that is backward, as explained by the material Ace has brought to our attention.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (I9Sw7)

216 Off MJ sock

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (hYcqw)

217 Number of giant lizards :

The Freshman : 1

The Godfather : 0



This is not me talking. This is Math talking.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (Njkb4)

218 is kristolmeth really married? holy phuck, she must be a trainwreck. or, a zombie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (KP5rU)

219 46---People are naturally stupid. The Enlightenment put a brake on the stupid in many ways, but when you hate The Enlightenment, you tend to regress instead of progress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (LZygN)
-------------------------------------
Say what?
Robespierre was a quintessential product of the Enlightenment, as were those who executed him.

Like our Progressives today, they were fighting about who was more Enlightened.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (0jtPF)

220 Shut. Up. Wesley.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (al6UK)

What the hell kind of name is Wesley? I can't hear that name without thinking of Wesley Clark who tried to start WW3...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (NFEMn)

221 The Freshman > The Godfather
Posted by: garrett


It is funnier.

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (AoK0a)

222 Telling your girlfriend she's fat is now a high crime for the mob to deal with?

Silly little people.

Posted by: Lisa Page at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (oVJmc)

223 What's the difference between a mastodon and a mammoth?

Mammoths were bigger, both are basically furry elephants but mammoths have more fur.

Mastodons were 7-9 feet tall approximately, and mammoths ranged up to 13 feet tall (at the shoulder)

Its kind of the difference between African and Asian elephants, really similiar other than size and some slight physical changes (ear size, etc)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

224 Well that, and probably a job where they can get away with freelancing and/or working from home and not have to worry about bosses/co-workers being disgusted at the sight of them.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

Watch it, pal.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

225 is kristolmeth really married? holy phuck, she must be a trainwreck. or, a zombie.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August





mostly sore with a funny gait.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (MTjB1)

226 Say what you want, did you have your own Usenet newsgroup?

Posted by: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)

227 Oh Snoooze.... these people live in a make-believe world where they all are kings or queer kings or queens or transberry queer just today or gay bears or STFU. Where everything they say has universe-shattering consequences and their little girl hate-schemes are followed by a world breathlessly waiting for the latest self-masturbatory pontification.

In reality, nothing they say has any effect beyond the span of their followers. Outside of their self-imposed boundries wherein they dilly dally and prance about casting evil side-glances - Nobody Cares.

Posted by: MaGoose at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (0dmP2)

228 217 Number of giant lizards :

The Freshman : 1

The Godfather : 0



This is not me talking. This is Math talking.
Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (Njkb4)

==============

Number of Moe Greenes getting whacked :

The Freshman : 0

The Godfather : 1

What do I win?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (LZygN)

229 Heh. (hattip Blogfather) Interesting that Milo has been proven correct.

Oh well, no prophet in his own country.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (MIKMs)

230 Godfather II was one of the best movies ever made, Godfather I was good. The rest all blew chunks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (mpXpK)

231 222 Telling your girlfriend she's fat is now a high crime for the mob to deal with?

Silly little people.
Posted by: Lisa Page

Lisa I hope you brought enough gum for the whole class

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (FZYNt)

232 >>>"At the end of the day, I'm lucky and privileged as fuck."

What an abject, pathetic worm. How does someone get conditioned to be in this mental state? I wonder if he even buys into it.

If a handicapped person accused me of having ableist-privilege, I wouldn't grovel in apology before him, I'd tip his wheelchair over.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (/qEW2)

233 Wesley Crusher never faced the Kobyashi Maru!

Posted by: Jim Kirk at August 31, 2018 01:48 PM (AkTSb)

234 222 Telling your girlfriend she's fat is now a high crime for the mob to deal with?

Silly little people.
Posted by: Lisa Page at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (oVJmc)

To be fair, if he was a real Alpha Chad, he wouldn't have dated a fat chick to begin with.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:48 PM (UnA8+)

235 Say what you want, did you have your own Usenet newsgroup?
Posted by: alt.wesley.crusher.die.die.die at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)
++++++++
These people all post to alt.total.loser by default.

Hat-tip to Weird Al. That line has been cracking me up for 20 years.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 01:48 PM (hYcqw)

236 Posted by: Lisa Page at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (oVJmc)

Well it always was a death sentence.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 01:48 PM (dYClY)

237 What's the difference between a mastodon and a mammoth?

A mastadon is a huge furry elephant.

A mammoth is just a moth with tits...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:48 PM (NFEMn)

238 223 What's the difference between a mastodon and a mammoth?

Mammoths were bigger, both are basically furry elephants but mammoths have more fur.

Mastodons were 7-9 feet tall approximately, and mammoths ranged up to 13 feet tall (at the shoulder)

Its kind of the difference between African and Asian elephants, really similiar other than size and some slight physical changes (ear size, etc)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)



Denali in Gumby was a Mastadon.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2018 01:48 PM (cAnNx)

239 232 >>>"At the end of the day, I'm lucky and privileged as fuck."

What an abject, pathetic worm. How does someone get conditioned to be in this mental state? I wonder if he even buys into it.

If a handicapped person accused me of having ableist-privilege, I wouldn't grovel in apology before him, I'd tip his wheelchair over.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2018 01:47 PM (/qEW2)

============

I was born in America, which put me on the winning side at birth.

However, there are many Americans who spend their lives in abject poverty despite their advantage at birth.

I work hard everyday to keep myself from starving on the street.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:49 PM (LZygN)

240 I'm going to have an In and Out burger today, and tomorrow. Fuck the left. One guy got one for him and his dog, because fuck the left.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:49 PM (EPnrI)

241 Or Carol Marcus (Alice Eve) from Into Darkness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:44 PM (LZygN)

----

Frickin Millenials.


Sherry Jackson as Andrea in TOS "What little Girls Are Made Of".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

242 It must be tough being a leftie. I mean, just talking to people has to feel like a minefield.
I don't feel sorry for them. It's their own fault that they (and we) are in this mess. Still. Just saying hiya to the neighbor must cause some awful anxiety.

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at August 31, 2018 01:49 PM (al6UK)

243 >>Have these girls heard of an Ellison from Minnesota?


Sure looks like some of these girls (not Ellison's ex)are seeing #MeToo as a fun opportunity to strike out at an ex. That's the vibe I got before I lost interest in the Hardwick stuff. He got more famous, then dumped her and married Patti Hearst's model daughter, and so needed to be taken down a peg.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

244 I work hard everyday to keep myself from starving on the street.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today!

every time I walk down the street I'm starving

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 31, 2018 01:49 PM (FZYNt)

245 What's the difference between a mastodon and a mammoth?

Mammoths were bigger, both are basically furry elephants but mammoths have more fur.

Mastodons were 7-9 feet tall approximately, and mammoths ranged up to 13 feet tall (at the shoulder)

Its kind of the difference between African and Asian elephants, really similiar other than size and some slight physical changes (ear size, etc)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August




the mastodon is on the service side of the hole.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:49 PM (MTjB1)

246 T'pol and 7 of 9 must be a nerd fantasy. Emotionally remote hotties.


I would show T'pol the ways of the Earthmen.

Posted by: eleven at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (NLLmE)

247 244 I work hard everyday to keep myself from starving on the street.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today!

every time I walk down the street I'm starving
Posted by: Michael Moore at August 31, 2018 01:49 PM (FZYNt)

============

Every time you stop chewing you're starving.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (LZygN)

248 237
What's the difference between a mastodon and a mammoth?



A mastadon is a huge furry elephant.



A mammoth is just a moth with tits...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:48 PM (NFEMn)

a myth is an effeminate moth.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (EPnrI)

249 66 51 I did not care for The Godfather.
Posted by: Dr Spank


*snaps fingers*

man card,, lets have it
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 31, 2018 01:30 PM (FZYNt)

Feh. What's manly about a buncha whiney greasy crooks sitting around bellyaching about their feelings and getting shot occasionally?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (AURKQ)

250 On his apology page, the dog was cute. After I saw that I said "I've seen enough"

Posted by: RedEchos at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (lokiW)

251 Telling your girlfriend she's fat is now a high crime for the mob to deal with?

------------------------------------------------------

Hey Rocco, I got a job for you. I want you to go see dis guy who called his girlfriend fat....

Posted by: The Mob at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (NFEMn)

252 The correct answer is 7 of 9.

Posted by: Muad'dib



Is the question how many inches of your penis was buried in my wife last night?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (FZYNt)


No, Bill, that's your fantasy, not mine.


The question is, how many years of the Trump Presidency remain?


But you say, a Pres is only allowed two terms. That's 8 years!

Not the Trump Presidency. His will be 9. It'll be huuuge, and it will be great. Really fabulous!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (9chmE)

253 Its kind of the difference between African and Asian elephants, really similiar other than size and some slight physical changes (ear size, etc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM


Asian elephants are elephants. African are loxodonts.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (ctuyM)

254 Thanks for posting that scene from the Godfather.

So appropriate for some people this week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (vbJig)

255 TERF stands for "Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist" and its kind of an insult, used by extremist radical freakies who think a boy becomes a girl when you hack bits off and staple on new ones

=========
How many of these 'trannies' have actually gone through the requisite hormonal and surgical mutilation anyway? I bet it's a much smaller number than those just slipping into a dress and then having a really close shave.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (RZ+X5)

256
However, there are many Americans who spend their lives in abject poverty despite their advantage at birth.

----

Hey.... asshole. Did you know that our poverty line is at the 95th percentile of incomes world wide???

The United State of America, has, for all intents and purposes, wiped out true poverty.

You, Sir Gilded Nutsack of the Hollywood Clan, feel guilty about "relative" poverty.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (8XRCm)

257 what do you call a terf on the iss?

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (MTjB1)

258 Feh. What's manly about a buncha whiney greasy crooks sitting around bellyaching about their feelings and getting shot occasionally?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (AURKQ)

I don't remember any feelings being discussed in The Godfather. You must be confusing that with Analyze This....

Posted by: The Mob at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (NFEMn)

259 This story is too complicated with too much left hate/victim card to sort out by people I never heard of. But sounds like some SJW's are all butthurt pissed at each so it must be good.`

Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (MxEKc)

260 "The current left wing mob has no intellectual basis.
It's explicitly built on feelings. That's such an awful foundation, and the fact that those building
the structure on top don't realize it speaks very poorly for their
critical thinking skills." the JamesMadison
true ... or at least, feelings (mostly hate) are their motivation ... which (mis)leads their mushy thinking into intellectual nonsense.

Mostly they accept the Utopian promises (of communism, peace through jihad, open borders) over real world outcomes.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (Cus5s)

261 Here is my transition story reposted from the Morning Report

This is my husband's "transgender experience" at work. They're getting ready for new school bus routes There was a large. tall person who appeared to be in their sixties who's going to be a school bus driver who had short hair and was wearing a dress and a lot of costume jewelry. Spouse didn't think too much of it because he wasn't sitting close to the person until the person said in a very deep voice, "I'm Ron" So Ron obviously hasn't fully transitioned and hasn't taken a woman's name. That was a little odd for spouse, but the more annoying thing was that while the transportation coordinator was giving a presentation Ron kept questions that had nothing to do with the topic so that the presenter said, "Let us keep to the topic."

In't it more than a bit odd if you come home to your wife of 40 years and say , "I'm going to become a woman." Someone I know is friends with someone who was going on a trip to Europe with his wife and when he came back was going to have gender reassignment surgery. I wonder if they were still going to stay married? My friend claimed the man said that they were.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (AllCR)

262 Yogi Berra, Johnny Bench, Rock Hudson.
Over their careers, who took more BOFA on the chin?

Posted by: Baseball Statman at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (7A6l6)

263 Can we have a triple flaming skull thread on the fact that Mueller's shitbag pitbull Andrew Weisman, was working with Bruce Ohr on the bullshit Steele Dossier in 2016?

Amazing how the Special Counsel's Team included (Strzok) and includes (Weisman) individuals intimately involved in ginning up and running rhe illegal spying operation as well as framing Gen. Flynn and George Papadopolous.

The Founders would have started shooting these motherfuckers in the face years ago.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (BfOXk)

264 48 Let's see if I can hijack the thread. Since I can strain and stretch and relate this to Star Trek:

Seven Of Nine or T'Pol.

Discuss
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (RZ+X5)

Tough call. You know T'Pol would be hot and kinky but you would only get one shot every 7 years. You'd get more chances with Seven of Nine but she's clearly insane. Quality versus quantity, really.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

265 I haven't seen Moe Greene in a while.

Keep an eye out for him.

Posted by: Hyman Roth at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (vbJig)

266 i just read the "apology, soliloquey"
motherfuckinghamsterfucker, what a stooge

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (d7Ww2)

267 The master remix of Godfather showing the film in chronological order is a masterpiece up to the point where Michael wipes out the other families. Then it kinda goes downhill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)

268 Telling your girlfriend she's fat is now a high crime for the mob to deal with?

Posted by: Lisa Page at August




you should let the mob tell her she is fat.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (MTjB1)

269 262 Yogi Berra, Johnny Bench, Rock Hudson.
Over their careers, who took more BOFA on the chin?
Posted by: Baseball Statman

bitch please!

Posted by: Zombie Freddie Mercury at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (FZYNt)

270 255 How many of these 'trannies' have actually gone through the requisite hormonal and surgical mutilation anyway? I bet it's a much smaller number than those just slipping into a dress and then having a really close shave.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (RZ+X5)

Not that many.

Quite a few go as far as getting on the hormones, but don't get their junk cut off.

Because, apparently there's a fetish out there for that.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

271 215 TERF stands for "Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist" and its kind of an insult, used by extremist radical freakies who think a boy becomes a girl when you hack bits off and staple on new ones.

--

I think that is backward, as explained by the material Ace has brought to our attention.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (I9Sw7)


No, that's correct. "TERFs" are actual biological women who are trying to keep the fake women - biological men - out of feminist discussions and groups.

I hate them both, but the TERFs are right - trannies aren't women and they have no business shoving their way into and taking over women's issues.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (M34Zb)

272 a myth is an effeminate moth.
Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (EPnrI)

And meth is a moth who follows The Mets....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (NFEMn)

273 *soliloquy

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (d7Ww2)

274 242
It isnt so bad for them. They have their ignorance to shield them, their stupidity to comfort them, and their lack of self awareness to guide them through the pitfalls of hypocrisy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (lTZLC)

275 What I see is a lot of anger and cruelty directed at the IDEA of me, from people who I just hope don't realize that it really does hurt me, in my heart, to be accused of being someone I am not, and to be the target of a hateful mob.

It will never occur to him that this is a systemic problem with the left. He'll continue to be a leftard, like the people who say that communism works, it's just never been tried properly. Grovelling, sniveling, toadying, wormy, shameless little shit.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (/qEW2)

276 Shut. Up. Wesley.
Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at August 31, 2018 01:45 PM (al6UK)



What the hell kind of name is Wesley? I can't hear that name without thinking of Wesley Clark who tried to start WW3...Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (NFEMn)

Soi-boi beta one step from chopping off bits kinda name.

Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (al6UK)

277 How many of these 'trannies' have actually gone through the requisite hormonal and surgical mutilation anyway? I bet it's a much smaller number than those just slipping into a dress and then having a really close shave.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (RZ+X5)

-------------

Out of those that have, they have something like a 40% suicide rate, making their numbers even smaller.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (I16G8)

278 258
Feh. What's manly about a buncha whiney greasy crooks sitting around
bellyaching about their feelings and getting shot occasionally?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 01:50 PM (AURKQ)



I don't remember any feelings being discussed in The Godfather. You must be confusing that with Analyze This....

Posted by: The Mob at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (NFEMn)

...and greasy? I've had some Italians over for dinner, and they don't measure up to Greeks on the grease scale. Just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (EPnrI)

279 wesley is simply positioning for his new career in gay for pay or some oprah documentary.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (MTjB1)

280 Miranda Jones?

No.

Vina. And not slave girl Vina either.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 31, 2018 01:42 PM (++G2


If you're in a gambling mood, Lursa and B'Etor.

At the same time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (kqsXK)

281 >>If a handicapped person accused me of having ableist-privilege, I wouldn't grovel in apology before him, I'd tip his wheelchair over.



My nephew has a degenerative disease, so he's been in a wheelchair since age 8. His 4 siblings, who adore him, also teased him as much as they teased each other (and that bunch are merciless!). They wanted to be sure he was tough, and also to show him he was one of them.
He has a wicked sense of humor and would never pull any of that privilege guilt trip crap.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (W+vEI)

282 "Shut up Wesley!" He explained.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (Fb9aZ)

283 I don't remember any feelings being discussed in The Godfather. You must be confusing that with Analyze This....
Posted by: The Mob at August 31, 2018 01:51 PM (NFEMn)

80% of the dialogue is dickwaving about who disrespected whom.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (AURKQ)

284 Wait.... what's a henway?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (r+sAi)

285 I appreciate this in the sense that even leftwing cucksoybots are learning that the vast sphere of offendables are worthless and should be ignored.

right?

Well, wesley may not be learning that but everyone else is.

And then you get more trump. and winning.

and, I saw trump's winning, more trump speech last night in Indiana and he is wrong. I am nowhere near complaining that there is too much winning. I am winning-friendly so I can take so much more.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (hoJrG)

286 284 Wait.... what's a henway?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

that's where the eggs come from

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 31, 2018 01:55 PM (FZYNt)

287 ...and greasy? I've had some Italians over for dinner, and they don't measure up to Greeks on the grease scale. Just sayin.
Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (EPnrI)

whoa, whoa, easy on the whole Sicilian = Italian thing, there....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 01:55 PM (AURKQ)

288 Only problem with that Godfather clip is that Marlon Brando sounds like what he is: a guy with a mouth full of cotton balls. I can barely understand half his dialog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:55 PM (39g3+)

289 285 I appreciate this in the sense that even leftwing cucksoybots are learning that the vast sphere of offendables are worthless and should be ignored.

right?

Well, wesley may not be learning that but everyone else is.

And then you get more trump. and winning.

and, I saw trump's winning, more trump speech last night in Indiana and he is wrong. I am nowhere near complaining that there is too much winning. I am winning-friendly so I can take so much more.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (hoJrG)

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It's worthless when it's aimed at them.

When it's aimed at you? Oh, it's so full of worth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:55 PM (LZygN)

290 Wait.... what's a henway?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (r+sAi)

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About 2 and a half pounds.


Roosters are alittle more.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

291 Saavik played by Kirstie Alley

*mic drop*

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)


How the holy fuck did I forget her?

I bow to the superior intellect.

https://tinyurl.com/ycf6cz2a

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 01:56 PM (kqsXK)

292 284 Wait.... what's a henway?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (r+sAi)



Bofa deez nuts!

Posted by: eleven at August 31, 2018 01:56 PM (NLLmE)

293 Tough call. You know T'Pol would be hot and kinky but you would only get one shot every 7 years. You'd get more chances with Seven of Nine but she's clearly insane. Quality versus quantity, really.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)


Apparently the real 7 of 9 actress was pretty kinky - she and her then husband were swingers.

We only know about it because Obama somehow got a hold of the divorce trial record and leaked it to win the IL Senate race in 2004.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 31, 2018 01:56 PM (M34Zb)

294 286
284 Wait.... what's a henway?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk



that's where the eggs come from

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 31, 2018 01:55 PM (FZYNt)

Took me a sec, but good one.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:56 PM (EPnrI)

295 And Ace bursts out of the gate this morning in a cloud of dust and a hearty hi yo shelfer.

Godfather: okay. I thought the obvious end-video would be Shut Up Wesley:
https://youtu.be/KL3WbzUAEok

Posted by: mindful webworker - the current generation at August 31, 2018 01:56 PM (mKjKi)

296 Posted by: G. Gnome, BAHT y'all at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (al6UK)

Perhaps he's named after John Wesley, the founder of the Methodist Movement. I don't think Wesley would approve of transgenders.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 01:56 PM (AllCR)

297 If you're in a gambling mood, Lursa and B'Etor.

At the same time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM


Perhaps it is a good day to die!

Posted by: Woof, son of Mope at August 31, 2018 01:56 PM (ctuyM)

298 His ex of several years passive-aggressively posted a long screed on a former boyfriend who verbally and mentally abused her with enough details that it was obviously Hardwick. Naturally, it went viral and got the #MeToo mob calling for Hardwick to be purged, while he ex was all, "Gosh, I can't believe this was read by anyone, I just wanted to get this off my chest" or somesuch. Yeah, right, you knew you were throwing a grenade onto his career.

Hardwick a bossy boyfriend who berated the gal about her weight and other image-conscious stuff since he was already a name in the geek world when they were dating. Whatever. No one held a gun to your head to keep dating him.

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for what it's worth, Hardwick married a fucking wealthy hot heiress.

He has been on TV...so that means chicks dig him. His ex did the stalky thing and now having stalkers mean that trannies feel scared of you? weird.

I feel that these people have zero to negative value for society and we should ignore them.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 31, 2018 01:56 PM (hoJrG)

299 what's a henway?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM


Twenty five dollars, just like in town

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (ZQfW9)

300 290 Wait.... what's a henway?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (r+sAi)

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About 2 and a half pounds.


Roosters are alittle more.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:55 PM (8XRCm)

So what's a cockway?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

301 80% of the dialogue is dickwaving about who disrespected whom.

I'm not sure you have actually watched the Godfather. Was the movie you watched put out by The Asylum starring Wings Hauser and Gary Bussey?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)

302 And when you don't listen to someone who wants to whine your ears off about their pet gender identity obsession, that's "harming" them.

Somehow.
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The left have been steadily poisoning our language, to blur agency and then responsibility.

They're supposed to be happy. You injure them when they don't feel happy.

End. of. story.

And the further they are up the victim chain (and Bizarro World phrase if I ever heard one), the more that you have to make them happy, over your happiness--because *they* are the real (relative) victims.

Don't try to explain agency and boundaries and responsibility to these blobs, that would not make them happy at all. And they're supposed to be happy!

Paul said, there will come a time when men will no longer listen to reason.

I felt just something turning the brain to mud in the SSM marriage debate--and I've been right ever since. We really turned a corner into an alleyway of stupidity, when you can't argue that a major division in biology is sexual differentiation for reproduction and that race and ethnicity are almost accidental factors in comparison.

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (vDqXW)

303 Oh, look. There's Eric Holder speaking at Aretha's funeral.

Billy Jeff, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Louis Farrakhan on stage as well.

*TV: Off*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (ptqGC)

304 In all seriousness, The Freshman is the better film.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 01:43 PM (Njkb4)


I know a funny story concerning Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando and John Gotti in the same room during the filming of that movie. I'll tell it one of these days when I won't get willowed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (kqsXK)

305 Man I could use a story right about now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (/tuJf)

306 So what's a cockway?
Posted by: Insomniac

heellllloooo

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (FZYNt)

307 whoa, whoa, easy on the whole Sicilian = Italian thing, there....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 01:55 PM (AURKQ)

well anyone whos really Italian knows that not true.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (EPnrI)

308 305 Man I could use a story right about now.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (/tuJf)

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About Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando and John Gotti in the same room during the filming of The Freshman?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:58 PM (LZygN)

309 So what's a cockway?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

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Mine is 8 lbs 3 oz


Your mileage WILL vary....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

310 More written about Wil Wheaton today on Ace than the sum total anyone else had written about him since those photos of Wheaton and the soiled Elmo doll were all over the internet.

Posted by: OCBill at August 31, 2018 01:58 PM (df+Zi)

311 and, I saw trump's winning, more trump speech last night in Indiana and he is wrong. I am nowhere near complaining that there is too much winning. I am winning-friendly so I can take so much more.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (hoJrG)

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It's worthless when it's aimed at them.

When it's aimed at you? Oh, it's so full of worth.

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right? As long as our corporate HR leftwing cuck overlords listen to them, it's good to be anonymous and not have to deal with it.

But I dream for the day when the main GOP leadership class decucks and says "hey, liberals, your fucking weirdo class of offendables is worthless and we will no longer pander to them."

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 31, 2018 01:58 PM (hoJrG)

312 lots of money to be made in gender re-assgnment. when insurances stop subsidizing it, they numbers will go down

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 01:58 PM (bUjCl)

313 I've been doing the lawn and cutting branches (only in the 80s today), so I missed the Flower comments in the midmorning rant.

For the record, the WWII corvettes were actually the second Flower class in the RN. They were preceded by the WWI version, originally designed as fleet minesweepers, but which eventually became ASW escorts as well. They were classed as Sloops, as there were a few of the old sailing type still in the RN in 1914.

Anyway, when they decided to order a bunch, and give them names, it happened that one of the guys at the Admiralty had gardening as his hobby, and had a seed catalogue on his desk.

And yes, there was an HMS Pansy. There was, however, no HMS Compass Rose.

The sloop type also continued into WWII, the last design being HMS Black Swan - really. (Well, actually the "Modified Black Swan".) The WWII Flowers were followed by (a) the Castle class corvettes (one of which became Onassis's yacht), and the improved River design, which were classed as Frigates. From there, Frigate became pretty universal for DE-Corvette-Sloop-etc escort types. (The USN tried to hold out, using the term for super-destroyers, but gave in in the 70s.)

Posted by: George LeS at August 31, 2018 01:59 PM (59GGI)

314 305 Man I could use a story right about now.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (/tuJf)

And I could use a mouth hug on my front pole right about now too. Doesn't mean I'll get what I want.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

315 I'm not sure you have actually watched the Godfather. Was the movie you watched put out by The Asylum starring Wings Hauser and Gary Bussey?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)

I've only watched it twice, many moons ago. I gave it a second chance, then never watched again, because... why rewatch something you didn't like?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 01:59 PM (AURKQ)

316 In all seriousness - I hope that the so-called "like minded people of open-ness and goodwill" that Ensign Crusher picked to be his friends continue to beat him like the rented mule that he is. One day he will realize that they are not his friends, that he does not have to apologize for being a "white cis-gendered" male and that this was all bullsh*t created by an international socialist communist group of f*ckwads who want to destroy the USA.
. . .

Oh who am I kidding. This f*cktard is going to continue to say : "Thank you sir, may I have another." every time he gets whacked across the @ss with a paddle.
What a douche nozzle.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 31, 2018 01:59 PM (Fb9aZ)

317 reassignment

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 01:59 PM (bUjCl)

318 "Mastodon" seriously sounds like a more butch version of Grindr. Either way, everyone on it surely knows the taste of cock.

Posted by: wooga at August 31, 2018 01:59 PM (sKZ8P)

319 Yogi Berra, Johnny Bench, Rock Hudson.
Over their careers, who took more BOFA on the chin?


Posted by: Baseball Statman at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (7A6l6)


The correct answer is Biff Pocoroba.


No, that's not true, I just wanted to say Biff Pocoroba. The correct answer is Jim Sundberg.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2018 01:59 PM (9chmE)

320 316 In all seriousness - I hope that the so-called "like minded people of open-ness and goodwill" that Ensign Crusher picked to be his friends continue to beat him like the rented mule that he is. One day he will realize that they are not his friends, that he does not have to apologize for being a "white cis-gendered" male and that this was all bullsh*t created by an international socialist communist group of f*ckwads who want to destroy the USA.
. . .

Oh who am I kidding. This f*cktard is going to continue to say : "Thank you sir, may I have another." every time he gets whacked across the @ss with a paddle.
What a douche nozzle.
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 31, 2018 01:59 PM (Fb9aZ)

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A, "Hey, this sucks, maybe Trump voters have a point about not liking us and not listening to us" would do him some good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (LZygN)

321 The master remix of Godfather showing the film in chronological order is a masterpiece up to the point where Michael wipes out the other families. Then it kinda goes downhill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)

That's a good point.
That's why I believe they 1 and 2 should be viewed separately . The ending of Part one is too good to be the middle of the film...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (NFEMn)

322 264 48 Let's see if I can hijack the thread. Since I can strain and stretch and relate this to Star Trek:

Seven Of Nine or T'Pol.

Discuss
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 01:28 PM (RZ+X5)

Tough call. You know T'Pol would be hot and kinky but you would only get one shot every 7 years. You'd get more chances with Seven of Nine but she's clearly insane. Quality versus quantity, really.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 31, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)



Again... Leeta.

She's hot, she's stacked. And she dumped the doctor for the short poor nerd so I know I got a chance.

Posted by: buzzion at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (cAnNx)

323 309 So what's a cockway?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

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Mine is 8 lbs 3 oz


Your mileage WILL vary....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

So you're claiming not just the baby's arm but the whole baby.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

324 John McCain could use a glass of ice water about now too.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (lTZLC)

325 Mikey Moore walked down an alley and got stuck.

time to go on the Grapefruit Diet.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (HAjDA)

326 T'pol is a hunchback. Check back in a few years , you'll see I was right.

7 of 9 is definitely high maintenance cra cra.

the black telephone operator from TOS is a stone cold fox.

Posted by: papertiger at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (SYEvH)

327 And yes, there was an HMS Pansy.

Forerunner to the USS Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Otto VonBismarck at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (vbJig)

328 In't it more than a bit odd if you come home to your wife of 40 years and say , "I'm going to become a woman." Someone I know is friends with someone who was going on a trip to Europe with his wife and when he came back was going to have gender reassignment surgery. I wonder if they were still going to stay married? My friend claimed the man said that they were.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


If they are married a long time, then they might be glorified roomates by now. Add to that the stigma of being on the wrong side of the victim blame game, and that might explain it.


Note that no one as sympathy for women whose husbands decide/whatever to be gay, and for husbands, it's even worse if wives decide(gurrrlpower) to be lesbian.

Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (oEGWg)

329 So you're claiming not just the baby's arm but the whole baby.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

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heh....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

330 >>In all seriousness, The Freshman is the better film.

>>I know a funny story concerning Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando and John Gotti in the same room during the filming of that movie. I'll tell it one of these days when I won't get willowed.


Oh, please do! That movie is a gem.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

331
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat

Posted by: Coca-Cola at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

332 Where can I get a AoSHQ guide to modern acronyms?
TERF? BOFFA?

Posted by: Acronym guy. at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (vPAxF)

333 331
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby
Let's all go to the lobby to get ourselves a treat
Posted by: Coca-Cola at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

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I'm suddenly in the mood for a Pepsi...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (LZygN)

334 >>And I could use a mouth hug on my front pole right about now too. Doesn't mean I'll get what I want.

Would you settle for bofa?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (/tuJf)

335 332 Where can I get a AoSHQ guide to modern acronyms?
TERF? BOFFA?
Posted by: Acronym guy. at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (vPAxF)

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$50 check to me, and I'll send you one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (LZygN)

336 Oddly enough, I liked "Goodfellas", even though I hate the whole mobster flick genre, just because it was so bombastic and ridiculous and quotable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (AURKQ)

337 I had to go to lunch at Whole Foods today (now called 90% Paycheck because if you are a prime member, you get 10% off) and picked up a bottled drink that was flavored with Maple Syrup, Lemon, and Cayenne pepper.
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That's the drink you make when you're on the Beyoncé Ten-Day Cleanse. Literally.

It's water, Grade-B Maple Syrup, lemon, and cayenne pepper.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (vg8iE)

338 271 215 TERF stands for "Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist" and its kind of an insult against extremist radical freakies who think a boy becomes a girl when you hack bits off and staple on new ones.

--

I think that is backward, as explained by the material Ace has brought to our attention.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (I9Sw7)

No, that's correct. "TERFs" are actual biological women who are trying to keep the fake women - biological men - out of feminist discussions and groups.

...

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at August 31, 2018 01:53 PM

The way I understand English; the term TERF is used against radical feminists who are trying to keep fake women out of the tribe because this subset of radical feminists don't believe that surgery on a man makes that man a women. This term is not used by the subset of radical feminists who DO BELIEVE that surgery DOES make a man into a woman.

At least the English I use would understand that sentence construction in that manner.

Please correct me if I am not understanding English correctly.

Thank you for your consideration and compassion.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (I9Sw7)

339 Oddly enough, I liked "Goodfellas", even though I hate the whole mobster flick genre, just because it was so bombastic and ridiculous and quotable.


Did it amuse you?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

340 Where can I get a AoSHQ guide to modern acronyms?
TERF? BOFFA?

=

just ask here, don't bother with "guides"; commenters will prove appropriate links for ya

Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (bUjCl)

341 Oddly enough, I liked "Goodfellas", even though I hate the whole mobster flick genre, just because it was so bombastic and ridiculous and quotable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (AURKQ)

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What. You think Im funny, do I amuse you.??? Like a clown??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

342 339 Oddly enough, I liked "Goodfellas", even though I hate the whole mobster flick genre, just because it was so bombastic and ridiculous and quotable.


Did it amuse you?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (yQpMk)

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It's not a clown here for his amusement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (LZygN)

343 So you're claiming not just the baby's arm but the whole baby.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 02:00 PM (NWiLs)

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heh....
Posted by: fixerupper at August




https://tinyurl.com/yde8l5nn

might be nsfw, definitely funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (MTjB1)

344 Where can I get a AoSHQ guide to modern acronyms?
TERF? BOFFA?
Posted by: Acronym guy. at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM


WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (ctuyM)

345 time to go on the Grapefruit Diet.

It should be an easy step, he's basically shaped like a grapefruit.

I wonder how many children's skeletons he has in his closet

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 31, 2018 02:04 PM (39g3+)

346 Ensign Ro Laren
..

Fight me

Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at August 31, 2018 02:04 PM (PTdMk)

347 328 Note that no one as sympathy for women whose husbands decide/whatever to be gay, and for husbands, it's even worse if wives decide(gurrrlpower) to be lesbian.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (oEGWg)

If a 50-something woman has purple hair, you know she's recently-divorced and has decided to play for Team Carpet Muncher.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 02:04 PM (UnA8+)

348 Man I could use a story right about now.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (/tuJf)

How about Snoozy McSnoozerson woke up and unleashed Huber and his eleventy!thousand sekrit indictments.

I still have that bottle of Balvenie and that box of Domnican cigars, and I hope to share it with you some day.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 31, 2018 02:04 PM (i0ykY)

349 Oddly enough, I liked "Goodfellas", even though I hate the whole mobster flick genre, just because it was so bombastic and ridiculous and quotable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (AURKQ)

Great movie, but it drags too long. 20 to 30 minutes could have been easily cut....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 02:04 PM (NFEMn)

350 What the hell kind of name is Wesley? I can't hear that name without thinking of Wesley Clark who tried to start WW3...Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (NFEMn)
Soi-boi beta one step from chopping off bits kinda name."

I'll have you know that back in the day some of us did some pretty hardcore shit. Like shooting the rapids on the Colorado in a rowboat.

Posted by: John Wesley Powell at August 31, 2018 02:05 PM (k1TUh)

351 Oddly enough, I liked "Goodfellas", even though I
hate the whole mobster flick genre, just because it was so bombastic
and ridiculous and quotable.


---------------------------------


Did it amuse you?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (yQpMk)


Yes. Possibly the most overrated film of all time.

Mediocrefellas. Idontgiveadamnaboutanyofthemfellas.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2018 02:05 PM (9chmE)

352 many Bothans were teabagged to get you this information.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 02:05 PM (4ZBjb)

353 Great movie, but it drags too long. 20 to 30 minutes could have been easily cut....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 02:04 PM (NFEMn)
+++++
But not the Copacabana scene. That was a masterpiece.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 31, 2018 02:05 PM (hYcqw)

354 105 92. Hey! HEY! None of that defeatist crap! We're getting our canals.

Is that the sea-level canal capable of accommodating a Ford class carrier from Baltimore to San Francisco

Posted by: Fox2! at August 31, 2018 02:05 PM (brIR5)

355 >>I still have that bottle of Balvenie and that box of Domnican cigars, and I hope to share it with you some day.

We don't have to stand on ceremony. Come on over and I'll throw a couple shrimp on the barby.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (/tuJf)

356
chris hardwick of the Talking Dead ?
I thought he was pretty good though he injected his politics into the show now and then.

Posted by: rayj at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (pI/IV)

357
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Gary Colemans forearm.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (8XRCm)

358 346 Ensign Ro Laren
..

Fight me
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at August 31, 2018 02:04 PM (PTdMk)



Attractive but I always got the vibe she batted for the other team.

Posted by: eleven at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (NLLmE)

359 Now, things are reversed. Being weak/crazy/oppressed/illogical/wrong/weird means that you have Won The Game. 

So having a "victim card" is actually having the most powerful card of all. 

Society used to play Bridge. Now we play Hearts.

Posted by: zombie at August 31, 2018 01:39 PM (c+2jX)

I mean, I get the theory. But in practice, society has watched terrible, grossly incompetent leaders rise to the top this way. Most of Hillary's popularity derived from being turned into a concubine by Bill. But Mags Thatcher and Golda Meir- never mind Queen Elizabeth or Eleanor ot Aquitaine- would have filleted her. It was an invitation for any serious challenger to beat her, and Donald Trump grasped the nettle to overcome his own disadvantages.

Society thinks it's playing Hearts. But in reality, the rules, the game never changed.

Because war, war never changes.

Posted by: trev006 at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (3Tn95)

360 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (LZygN)

361 What the hell kind of name is Wesley? I can't hear that name without thinking of Wesley Clark who tried to start WW3...Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 01:46 PM (NFEMn)
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It started with John Wesley, the founder of Methodism, who died ca. 1800. (Too lazy to check.)
Lots of people in the 19th century named their kids "John Wesley" or just "Wesley" after him.

I'd imagine that by the 20th century it had just become a name, perhaps a family name, and the origins were obscure.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (0jtPF)

362 Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (oEGWg)

This person (who told the story) was a military chaplain. He knew someone who went to war as Sam and came back wanting to Samantha (not real names) The wife was having none of it and they got divorced. Maybe the fact that there was a 35 year difference in the ages between the first couple and the second explains it, but even if you're just roommates I think some older women wouldn't stand for it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (AllCR)

363 Bolded Nood up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (I16G8)

364 Oddly enough, I liked "Goodfellas", even though I
hate the whole mobster flick genre, just because it was so bombastic and
ridiculous and quotable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 02:02 PM (AURKQ)



Great movie, but it drags too long. 20 to 30 minutes could have been easily cut....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 31, 2018 02:04 PM (NFEMn)


Too many notes??? WELL! Which ones of them would you have me cut??

Posted by: Wolfgan Amadeus Coppola at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (9chmE)

365 354. Yep. And with enough room for a PanaMax freighter to travel in the opposite direction at the same time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

366 354 105 92. Hey! HEY! None of that defeatist crap! We're getting our canals.

Is that the sea-level canal capable of accommodating a Ford class carrier from Baltimore to San Francisco
Posted by: Fox2! at August 31, 2018 02:05 PM (brIR5)

? Canal?

Just tow it with an F-150!

Hey man, I watch commercials. I know what's up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 31, 2018 02:06 PM (AURKQ)

367
'That comic from XKCD'

you know, that guy.
everybody knows that guy

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 02:08 PM (I9Sw7)

368 Honestly, will we now be taking Lincoln off the Nickel and replacing him with McCain?

The man was a senator who managed to make a career living off the taxpayers.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 02:08 PM (Y/1UV)

369 See, we have a well-established standard that people shouldn't do what is called "harm" to other people. And thus, if I call it "harm", you shouldn't do it!

Also, if you disagree with this post, you're invalidating my feelings of what harms me and what makes me feel victimized and unsafe. And invalidation harms me.

So you shouldn't do it.

It's not like there's any thought to it. The whole idea is about sympathy for victims and compensation for their troubles. If you claim victim status, you are claiming the right to be compensated by other people's actions. And the lack of compensation denies you your rightful restitution as a victim. And because the standard that every decent person holds is that victims should feel properly compensated, you are denying them their right to your compensatory efforts.

Now you add to this a heavy dose of unreality: Everybody wanting to be happy, can all work. And we can all be happy, but that you made me unhappy *proves* that the way you are doing it is not the way that will make everybody happy. It can all work--BUT not with you making me unhappy. So, you have to change what you are doing so we can continue the (frequently-interrupted) dream-trance of saturated happiness--because if we're all happy, then it works.

I don't think I have to change what I'm doing, because I just want to be happy, after all I've suffered as a victim....

Posted by: Axeman at August 31, 2018 02:08 PM (vDqXW)

370 Man I could use a story right about now.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 31, 2018 01:57 PM (/tuJf)

============

About Matthew Broderick, Marlon Brando and John Gotti in the same room during the filming of The Freshman?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 01:58 PM (LZygN)


OK, I'll try -

Part of The Freshman was filmed on Mulberry Street in Little Italy. One day, while a scene was being shot, Brando realized that they were across the street from the Ravenite Social Club, Gotti's headquarters, so when the scene was wrapped, he took Broderick across the street to meet the Teflon Don.

Needless to say, the local mobsters were impressed to meet "The Godfather," but Gotti himself was a bit standoffish - a man of respect, as it were, and Brando saw that the room was a little stiff in his presence. So to break the ice Brando - who was a talented amateur magician - did a few card tricks, at one point having Gotti pick a card and then Brando would guess it.

When the trick was finished, Brando smiled and told Gotti, "You know, you could make a living at this."

The room instantly froze. Was Brando dissing Gotti to his face? Broderick remembered nearly shitting his pants, thinking they were both going to be whacked.

But, after an eternity, Gotti chuckled and everybody breathed again. But our two heroes made for the door very soon afterwards!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 02:09 PM (kqsXK)

371 246 T'pol and 7 of 9 must be a nerd fantasy. Emotionally remote hotties.


I would show T'pol the ways of the Earthmen.

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After a pon farr with T'Pol I'd need seven years to recover.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 02:09 PM (RZ+X5)

372 The lesbians vs. trans fight will get increasingly amusing in our increasingly woke world.

Portland, one of the most gay-friendly cities on the planet, doesn't have a lesbian bar - because if anyone tries to open a lesbian bar, it will immediately be occupied by a bunch of obnoxious guys wearing dresses demanding that they be treated as women.

They're aren't enough of them to support a bar, but there are enough of them to discourage any non-trans people from hanging out at the bar.

Progressive Oregon state government imposed a $400,000 fine on a non-gay bar who asked a group of obnoxious transgenders to move on, since no one else would come into the bar while they were there. Therefore, no bar owner dares complain, so you simply don't open the kind of bar that trans people would like to hang out at.

Posted by: The ARC of History at August 31, 2018 02:09 PM (dlwIY)

373 everyone engaged in the lionizing propaganda needs to get some time with the barbed cock.

Posted by: yankeefifth at August 31, 2018 02:09 PM (MTjB1)

374 "we used to play bridge ..." by zombie

we still play bridge except the victim card is always trump. Higher in a suit can win, but the race card demotes the value of the other cards ... by a lot. 300 points on the SAT, but more than that in certain job placements, or in lawsuits. Or in running for office ...

but they are still all about taking tricks -- and jobs, and high office.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 02:10 PM (Cus5s)

375 I did not care for The Godfather.

I didn't either. The Godfather, Goodfellas and the Sopranos glorified ignorance and violence. I'm of Italian descent and it drives me crazy listening to that nonsense. I did see The Godfather and Goodfellas, but not one episode of the Sopranos.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at August 31, 2018 02:10 PM (v1udk)

376 Had to search Wheaton to see who the conversation. Was about. Seen him on Big Bang. Didn't know about the rest. Not sure I care much about him.

Posted by: Cosda at August 31, 2018 02:10 PM (OOsaO)

377 370 But, after an eternity, Gotti chuckled and everybody breathed again. But our two heroes made for the door very soon afterwards!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 02:09 PM (kqsXK)

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That's pretty good. Thanks for sharing!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 02:10 PM (LZygN)

378 Every time I hear about retarded shit like this I'm thankful I'm don't participate in any form of "social" media.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at August 31, 2018 02:10 PM (tu3iY)

379 Forgot to mention that the term "Sloop" was briefly revived in the 60s for the Tribal class, but they were reclassed as Frigates to meet NATO commitments.

It was the 3rd Tribal class, the previous 2 being destroyers. They all had names like Zulu and Ashanti. Try that nowadays.

(The best story involving them came from the first, WWI class. Zulu had her stern blown off by mine, while Nubian had her bow blown off by a U-boat torpedo. Neither sunk, and to get at least one back in service quickly, they were spliced together and ended the war as HMS Zubian.)

Posted by: George LeS at August 31, 2018 02:10 PM (59GGI)

380 After a pon farr with T'Pol I'd need seven years to recover.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 02:09 PM


I will be there for you, brother, in your, how you say, years of recovery.

Posted by: Paolo at August 31, 2018 02:10 PM (ctuyM)

381 Posted by: Blue Hen at August 31, 2018 02:01 PM (oEGWg)

I would have sympathy for them. I felt terrible for Jim McGreevy's wife when he came out and announced that he was a gay man-sorry for her that he had been cheating on her and sorry that he hadn't dealt with this before they got married.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 02:11 PM (AllCR)

382 Ugh. Wil Wheaton spent years after TNG hating the culture that he now champions. He didn't want to be a nerd icon, but he didn't have anything else and now he acts like some sort of trend maker. He was a whiny crappy character on the show, and he's a whiny crappy human being, so I guess the casting was spot on.

Posted by: Flyguy at August 31, 2018 01:25 PM (3sOO0)

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Embarrassing confession time. I have his autobiography. In it he says he left Star Trek the Next Generation because he was at a Trek convention and there was some extra from the original series there trying make a few bucks signing pictures and Wheton thought to himself, "Self, I don't to be some nobody has-been signing autographs 30 years from now at nerd conventions."

So what is he doing now?

Signing autographs at nerd conventions.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 31, 2018 02:17 PM (p0nVR)

383 If you're in a gambling mood, Lursa and B'Etor.

At the same time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 01:54 PM (kqsXK)

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In the words of Kate Beckett:
" I have to go..... Over there"

*slowly edges away*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 02:17 PM (RZ+X5)

384 That's the drink you make when you're on the Beyonce Ten-Day Cleanse. Literally.

It's water, Grade-B Maple Syrup, lemon, and cayenne pepper.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 31, 2018 02:03 PM (vg8iE)


Oh man. You are right. Huh.

Well it wasn't bad.

I got it because I didn't want a soda, and at $3 it was in the cheapest tier of fluids at the Whole Foods. Really, 12 oz bottles up to $8! WITH NO LIQUOR IN THEM!

Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 02:23 PM (Z5y53)

385 Yes nothing worse than being FALSELY accused of "transphobia" because, God Forbid, one should be guilty of ACTUAL "transphobia."

I come back to Ezra Levant's taped deposition before the Orwellian "Canadian Human Rights Tribunal" for allegedly publishing some articles with "intent" to "defame Islam" or some such thoughtcrime. His approach was, before any discussion of his actual intent, to deem himself "guilty" of any forbidden "intent" and entirely reject the idea that any restraint of his free speech by government should be based on his "intent" at all.

I didn't get all the way through the tape, but I thought Tim Poole began to make a good point about the value of free speech in Western society vs the limited, legal protection from government interference guaranteed by the First Amendment --but I think he's heading in an opposite direction from that than I would. Of course the legal right to ban "private platform (consideration of "public accommodations," equal protection of the law, and near-monopolies aside) is not so much a First Amendment problem as a how-society-actually-values-free-speech problem. But this is a big problem IMO.

We have almost half the country (and more than half millenials) who understand there is some for of legal protection for free speech as a purely legal matter, but who have no personal feeling for the value or idea of free speech. They are dead to everything that created a First Amendment. It is impossible to think of our culture, as a whole, creating anything like a First Amendment today, though it still keeps the minority of us who might do such a thing a bit safer from the mob (for the time being).

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 31, 2018 02:27 PM (koNhm)

386 Every time snarky leftist worms like him get eaten alive by their "allies" I get the urge to fap.
I fucking hate that twerp Wheaton, this couldn't happen to a more deserving guy. Well maybe but he's up on the list.

Posted by: fb at August 31, 2018 02:27 PM (JVEmw)

387 All mobster film plots wrapped in one simple explanation:

Young guy from the street joins a gang, rises up from poverty, someone betrays them, everything falls to shit and a lot of people die.

Lather rinse repeat.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 02:35 PM (vbJig)

388 Public Enemy has got a wow finish.
Don't forget the dames whose happiness is destroyed.

Posted by: SarahW at August 31, 2018 02:57 PM (Sp1NT)

389 I actually have progs on my list calling him Alt-right...

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at August 31, 2018 03:14 PM (6vJUd)

390 The Godfather and Goodfellas are two of the Top 10 movies of all time. Carry on.

Posted by: Mega at August 31, 2018 03:42 PM (uEbPt)

391 I'm allergic to imitation gluten-free soy-substitute, you BIGOT!!

Posted by: MikeD at August 31, 2018 03:53 PM (rS5vj)

392 The funny thing about Good Ole' Wil is that he had the greatest name of a Usenet Discussion list about him in the late 80s early 90s called "DIE, Wesley Crusher! DIE! DIE! DIE".

Posted by: Flinx at August 31, 2018 04:09 PM (kdZIT)

393 I am so, so glad I don't have the slightest, effing clue as to who all these people are.

If they all manage to kill each other? Then maybe I'll notice.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 31, 2018 04:17 PM (jWe5r)

394 Hey Wesley Crusher what was that banned move you and your little space squadron made that cost a certain Star Fleet Cadet his life? Tell Me Now!

Posted by: Tamaa The Bird 1000 Voices at August 31, 2018 05:27 PM (wGqjj)

395 Wil Wheaton is a couple donuts away from being Tim Pool's body double.

I can think of a way Wil could become cool again.
If he were in fact Tim Pool, using that channel as a doppleganger to make commentary upon the liberal horde that he, in his actual persona, claims ideological kinship with, without the blow back that would certainly occur if he were even slightly critical of Democrats with his celebrity status.

And wouldn't that be a showcase of his acting chops?

Posted by: papertiger at August 31, 2018 06:55 PM (SYEvH)

396 FYI: Mastadon is not a site, it's a software project that ties together a network of servers where anyone can make their own Mastadon "instance" with whatever rules they choose. Wheaton was apparently banned from one instance of Mastadon. It's meaningless to claim that anyone is banned from Mastadon entirely.

-jcr

Posted by: John C. Randolph at September 01, 2018 01:59 AM (MHlJs)

397 Never forget the part from the movie STAND BY ME where those bunch of young hooligans go knocking mail boxes off the posts with a large wooden beam and thats federal crime YOUR GOING TO THE BRIG WESLEY

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 01, 2018 12:37 PM (FLiOE)

398 "So a transwoman can point to a cis white male and say..." So this is how you're going to refer to guys from now on? As "cis guys"? The "cis" doesn't add anything except an implication of appeasement.

Posted by: Darren at September 01, 2018 02:30 PM (smaT+)

399 "I keep bringing up Robespierre because people seem to continually not understand that he provided to us in history." I continually not understand that grammar.

Posted by: Blurk at September 01, 2018 02:36 PM (smaT+)

400 The time Wil Wheaton personally blocked me:
https://twitter.com/HiddenPinky/status/823697326464266247

Posted by: Original Roy at September 01, 2018 09:23 PM (9Tlm9)

401 lmao 'bofa' okay mr. boomer. Anyway only Sugandese people are allowed to tell that joke

Posted by: dw at September 03, 2018 02:00 PM (stPAM)

402 TERFs vs Trannies is where feminism finally meets itself in a dark alley.

Posted by: Jezza at September 04, 2018 01:15 AM (hRTSx)

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