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CNN: Trump Slamming Antifa is Racist Because The Almost-Entirely White Group Is "Perceived" as Being Black
CNN is a joke for morons and NeverTrumpers (BIRM).
I'm going to be blogging very lightly for a while. I've got a bad headache that's making looking at a computer screen painful. It might be going away.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 29, 2018 12:19 PM (XuYmQ)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 29, 2018 12:19 PM (XuYmQ)
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at August 29, 2018 12:19 PM (4xZi9)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Gridlock at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (GW7H6)
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ShainS at August 29, 2018 12:22 PM (aovsP)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:22 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 12:22 PM (qb5PP)
It's a JOKE, fellow morons!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (Ydx5u)
There are literally hundreds of different ways in which to express that voters shouldn't vote for his opponent and he chooses that construction?
What a fucking putz.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (pKEfu)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (xa2sb)
Well, lookie here. Another mask drops.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306105/
As if anyone ever thought climate change was about anything else.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (Ydx5u)
More like Brownshirts or Bolsheviks.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (2sCft)
It worked for me.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (kfcYC)
I loved my dad dearly, but the two services we held (a memorial service in SC where he died and was from) and a graveside service with military honors in FL where he was buried in my mother's family plot, were more than enough to handle emotionally.
McStain's Multiple Memoriae aren't for him.
They're a royal procession for Arizona's next hereditary senator and an opportunity for the press, the RINOs and the Dems (BIRM) to indulge in an orgy of Trump-hating.
If this worthless, backstabbing, corrupt bastard had been Senator John McDickweed from Alabama, a backbencher who never had a word to say about Trump, he'd be lucky if they didn't just wrap his body up in a plastic bag and put it on the next bus out of town.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (ptqGC)
Hope your headache goes away Ace. If it doesn't - find a local D.O. who is NMM specialized to work on your head. My wife's a DO who, within 15 minutes of working on my neck and head, can make any migrate I have go away.
Posted by: Defenestratus at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (kI/3T)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Ted Stevens at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Octopussy at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (vcQAi)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (AM1GF)
With an Oxford comma to soothe the pain away.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (Ydx5u)
Oops, of course I am wrong here--everyone nodded in agreement. CNN is like getting stuck behind the garbage truck in August.
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (35Slc)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (ZiMvv)
Posted by: ShainS at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (aovsP)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at August 29, 2018 12:25 PM (yhf6w)
It's to transport the immune cells and repair cells to the surface of the brain.
Maybe that's the origination of our headaches? The tunnels get pressurized for what ever reason and that causes the headaches as they already know that what headaches are is pressure on the brain.
So relax and take some blood pressure meds or some saw palmetto.
Don't lay down too long cause that can give you a headache also.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (nwORd)
Breaking News: Trump is Racist Because Antifa Dresses in Black
Posted by: ☭ℿℿ is bananas at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (l/Pix)
They are living in a fantasy world.
Black is white.
White is black.
Male is female.
Female is male.
Failure is success.
Success is failure.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (+y/Ru)
The HQ should have a dark theme setting. Easier on the eyes.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (mk7Bj)
I find when the blog goes gray it's very soothing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (bXjNn)
Posted by: freaked at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (LT/JB)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (mk7Bj)
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I actually kinda like it when the gray box thing comes to a thread.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (I16G8)
IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF NOW!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 12:26 PM (pKEfu)
There are literally hundreds of different ways in which to express that voters shouldn't vote for his opponent and he chooses that construction?
What a fucking putz.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (pKEfu)
I see this sort of thing as actually one of the more sinister effects of the PC culture. It stacks the deck in such a way that people can say something with absolutely no ill intent that gives the left an excuse to go into outrage overdrive about being racist/sexist/etc.
When one side has to constantly guard every word choice for fear of accidentally saying something wrong, the other side has a clear rhetorical advantage.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (KUaJL)
Meanwhile - what did Desantis say? ("controversial", I mean)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: zombie Saint John McCain at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (LT/JB)
Isn't CNN the crack organization that coined the gay Teabagger monicker for the Tea Party?
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2018 12:27 PM (2Mnv1)
Why yes. Yes it is. And no one loved throwing that moniker out there more than Andi Cooper.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:28 PM (ptqGC)
Go turn on the Cob-Signal searchlight on the roof and take a well-deserved rest, Ace.
Put up a music/open thread in a bit and we'll keep ourselves occupied. For a while, at least.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2018 12:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee meister at August 29, 2018 12:28 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 12:28 PM (pKEfu)
So is Ace getting anew screen?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (0tfLf)
I loved my dad dearly, but the two services we held (a memorial service in SC where he died and was from) and a graveside service with military honors in FL where he was buried in my mother's family plot, were more than enough to handle emotionally.
McStain's Multiple Memoriae aren't for him.
They're a royal procession for Arizona's next hereditary senator and an opportunity for the press, the RINOs and the Dems (BIRM) to indulge in an orgy of Trump-hating.
If this worthless, backstabbing, corrupt bastard had been Senator John McDickweed from Alabama, a backbencher who never had a word to say about Trump, he'd be lucky if they didn't just wrap his body up in a plastic bag and put it on the next bus out of town.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2018 12:24 PM (kqsXK)
I still want to know how many people are taking a knee during parts of these ceremonies. It's not disrespectful, remember! So there's nothing wrong with doing it here as well as a football game.
If I were Trump, that'd be what I'd do.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (KUaJL)
And then they'll blame Trump and Fox for division and low esteem for the media.
Posted by: spongeworthy at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (35Slc)
Miss Cleo contacted me to say I should tell you you're just dehydrated. Get some good liquid into you. Something with electrolytes.
Posted by: mindful webworker - didn't even play an MD at a Holiday Inn at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (l/Pix)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (bXjNn)
Posted by: Redgrains at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (WPxnj)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2018 12:30 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2018 12:30 PM (KP5rU)
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I thought it was obvious he meant monkey wrench. Don't want to throw a monkey wrench into what's obviously working well for FL.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 29, 2018 12:30 PM (mQ0Mc)
Joe's hair is getting grayer and more poofy, and they were all giddy over the socialist black mayor of Tallahassee being the Dem nom for gov.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Antifa at August 29, 2018 12:30 PM (51GH/)
Seems the perfect black hole, it will be widely ignored.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2018 12:30 PM (QDnY+)
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
This. Is. CNN.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:30 PM (dd1qZ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 29, 2018 12:31 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2018 12:31 PM (kFnmp)
Posted by: JROD at August 29, 2018 12:31 PM (Z3lhA)
Posted by: Redgrains at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (WPxnj)
...........
Too bad he didn't inherit her hair.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2018 12:31 PM (HgMAr)
Randomizing your Lena Dunham gifs will help alleviate some of your anxieties.
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2018 12:32 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 29, 2018 12:32 PM (yhYmR)
I believe he conflated "let's not muck it up" and "let's not monkey around" and it came out as it did.
Still, it this age of hyper-sensitivity and outraged twatters, DeSantis must be a moron for not choosing his words carefully.
Posted by: fly at August 29, 2018 12:32 PM (lHftE)
Posted by: jim at August 29, 2018 12:32 PM (gjGvH)
For some reason, a single nighttime bourbon has been giving me a raging headache lately. Pisses me off, it isn't even a double.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2018 12:32 PM (veoSD)
"You are Wanted" is an Amazon series, in German, but dubbed in English. A (burning) man discovers the NSA has infiltrated ... everything. Pretty good ... another man has his life messed up as "they" infiltrate all his digital life when he becomes involved in the exposing of the secret program.
They make him look like a terrorist ... he finds the hacker underground ... pretty interesting.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 12:32 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Redgrains at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (WPxnj)
If Juan Williams had an even stupider little brother, he'd be Don Lemon.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (jDF8P)
What the gangs actually do is completely irrelevant. It's about how people (allegedly) perceive their race.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (kFnmp)
And then in 2 days they will put out another shiny thing to chase.
Nobody will remember or care about this in a week.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Darth Randall at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (tufQN)
Are there that many advertisers? The rates must be cheap cause they have NO viewers.
Maybe they get a better rate cause of all the screens in doctors offices and airports?
I'm guessing there's gotta be some big democrat donors holding that whole organization up.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:34 PM (nwORd)
Posted by: Max Power at August 29, 2018 12:34 PM (q177U)
I mean, wait, you can't blame him - monkey see, monkey do...
Gah, this is tough.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 29, 2018 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: jim at August 29, 2018 12:32 PM (gjGvH)
Uh oh. I think that actually made sense.
Posted by: rickl at August 29, 2018 12:34 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Don Lemon, now with less hair at August 29, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)
https://bit.ly/2PbJo6g
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 12:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 29, 2018 12:34 PM (TN1P5)
Seems like you could benefit from this:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XGR8YBH
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:35 PM (dd1qZ)
They have the same goal, just a different tactic, so some overlap seems expected (just like every Lefty march includes the Free Mumia peeps and Socialists).
Micah Rhodes is also a pedophile, which make sense because some of the same people who founded BAMN were part of NAMBLA.
Maybe Toobin's kneejerk attempt to smear opposition as raaacists is really a Kinsley gaffe about how all these movements are connected, funded and managed by the same damn people?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 12:35 PM (W+vEI)
Just like Keith Ellison's internal DNC domestic violence "investigation."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2018 12:35 PM (kFnmp)
I know DeSantis is not racist and he either meant muck up or monkey wrench but his stupid brain vomitted out an amalgam of the two.
And it's literally day one and now we have race shit that's going to be injured into the race.
DAY FUCKING ONE!!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 12:35 PM (pKEfu)
Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (vtcmf)
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With you, MSNBC and Babylon Bee around, I don't know how The Onion stays in business
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 12:35 PM (I16G8)
Ron DeSantis' wife, Casey:
https://tinyurl.com/yay4cwnp
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
They are living in a fantasy world.
Black is white.
White is black.
Male is female.
Female is male.
Failure is success.
Success is failure.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
But who do they expect to believe this drivel!?!
Posted by: Winston Smith at August 29, 2018 12:35 PM (vvSBD)
Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 29, 2018 12:35 PM (jDF8P)
If you keep getting those headaches (and only a recent occurrence, e.g started this year) you should probably consult a doctor, especially if you have high blood pressure like I used to. When my pressure was high I'd get headaches too.
Posted by: jim at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (gjGvH)
Also do they have time periods, like prizes for dumbest thing said in a 24 hour period, for a week, a month, a quarter?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JROD at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (Z3lhA)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306105/
As if anyone ever thought climate change was about anything else.
*smacks self in forehead*
Posted by: Zombie Lenin at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (BrQrN)
But I doubt it will last long as a kerfuffle, or have much effect.
Actually an opportunity to attack the dishonesty and racism of the press and the Dems - but even in the Trump era the latter thing is off-limits, still.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (AzW6q)
As I said on the last thread...antifa is the social-science department's Provos.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (dd1qZ)
I see DeSantis had a Macaca Moment!!!!
I'm going to go out on a limb and predict he'll still win the governorship down here.
It wouldn't make any difference what he said, or even if he'd never said it at all. Progda will still come down on him as the latest incarnation of You Know Who like they always do and start reporting that he heartily enjoys a puppy smoothie every morning at 7:00 sharp or else he beats his wife and kids.
I really don't think anyone much cares anymore. I know I sure don't.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (HaL55)
What a sad sack of drivel.
Posted by: Derptastic at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (DB16e)
DeSantis' opponent is a Bernie Bros and one of his big campaign planks is Medicare for all. I think DeSantis will win in a walk.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (kFnmp)
Because they're violent? Are you perpetuating that racist chestnut, Jeffrey?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2018 12:37 PM (9qZ3S)
What a fucking putz."
If you hear "monkey" and think "black people", it's not necessarily the speaker who's racist.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 12:37 PM (EEVOu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 12:37 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 12:21 PM (qb5PP)
Yeah, their grandparents said their great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was said to have been from Algeria, which is in Africa. And that explains the curly hair.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 12:38 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 12:37 PM (EEVOu)
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It was willowed, but I commented in the last thread about a little girl on block who likes to "monkey" with stuff. She's as white as Gwyneth Paltrow.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:38 PM (AzW6q)
What if you have a giant monkey as the theme of a daily thread on a blog?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 12:38 PM (/tuJf)
He's also, apparently, under investigation for corruption.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2018 12:39 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 12:38 PM (/tuJf)
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It's a great ape, Jack. Show some respect
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:39 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Gman at August 29, 2018 12:39 PM (egoBr)
So as when Brit Hume tried to trash Trump for not showing McCain some (undue) honor, even his friends told him to drop the politics.
Most people know that funerals are for family, not to lash out at old grievances, and the media demanding some act of contrition from Trump is just nauseous. It was Obama that made everything about him ... Trump is just staying away ... but that is not enough for "them".
Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 12:39 PM (Cus5s)
Pisses me off, it isn't even a double.
Then try the double... obviously.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 29, 2018 12:33 PM (kFnmp)
Heh.
But I can do a double g and t or v and t at the same time of night and no headache in the am. You see, I'd rather have the bourbon.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2018 12:39 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2018 12:39 PM (KP5rU)
It was unavoidable.
I swear that ppl can be influenced mentally if enough ppl are thinking the same thing.
Every reporter had to be hoping that DeSantis would say something they could blow up into being racist.
He just gave them a softball.
The key is to not try to explain it away.
This is where Reps always go wrong. They feel guilty when they shouldn't and apologize and think they can explain themselves and get it to stop.
But the press never stops and the left never stops. Better to just say I misspoke and then ignore it from then on. Eventually they give up.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:40 PM (nwORd)
Posted by: Talcolm X at August 29, 2018 12:40 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Ripley at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (MxEKc)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306105/
Did you look at the lead author for that Climate Change paper? Lets just say he's not your typical climate scientist:
Paavo Järvensivu is an independent researcher of economic culture, based in Helsinki, Finland, and working at Mustarinda and BIOS Research Unit.
Since finishing his PhD on organizational cultures at the Aalto University School of Economics in 2010, he has engaged in transdisciplinary projects with artists, philosophers and natural and social scientists in order to construct cultural, economic and political solutions to the ever-deepening global environmental crisis.
One of the driving questions for him has been: how is it that the material world, with all its diverse beings and relations, seems so disconnected from our everyday lives, even though our culture is said to be "materialistic"? This disconnection is most obvious in the political and economic spheres, which are driven almost solely by economic abstractions.
blah, blah, blah...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (ptqGC)
The Unseen University Library is gonna visit you.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (nwORd)
As soon as it looked like Ellison was going to be tarred (oops, I denounce myself) with the Weinstein brush I'm sure the word went out through the customary channels to ixnay on the eetoo-may.
They want Ellison. And state AGs seem to be where the usual suspects are dumping their money now:
https://www.lifezette.com/2018/08/new-report-exposes-global-warming-law-enforcement-for-rent/
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (dd1qZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (/tuJf)
I'm going to go out on a limb and predict he'll still win the governorship down here.
It wouldn't make any difference what he said, or even if he'd never said it at all. Progda will still come down on him as the latest incarnation of You Know Who like they always do and start reporting that he heartily enjoys a puppy smoothie every morning at 7:00 sharp or else he beats his wife and kids.
I really don't think anyone much cares anymore. I know I sure don't.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2018 12:36 PM (HaL55)
The left already shot their wad on the Valerie Jarrett Planet of the Apes thing. Black equals monkey is so last May!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 12:42 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 29, 2018 12:42 PM (yhYmR)
It's a damn fine question. Why don't you wake-up and then ask the head of the DOJ - that would be your AG.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 12:42 PM (9TYxj)
If Don Lemon had a suppurating anal fissure, it would be. . .Don Lemon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2018 12:42 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2018 12:43 PM (Kcf2u)
She has both a son and daughter as revolting as the concept of their conception is
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:43 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Ripley at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (MxEKc)
It was me she winked at!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 12:43 PM (9BLnV)
From a culture war viewpoint, I'm in favor of our enemies suffering and being forced to live up to their bullshit.
On the other hand...I don't care. I don't watch Louis CK.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 12:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 12:41 PM (W+vEI)
...........
I think his PhD is actually a B.S.
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2018 12:45 PM (HgMAr)
At what point do they get their press credentials revoked from the White House for basically nothing more than Comedy Central with out the laugh track?
It's pretty clear at this point the is nobody at the helm at best, or a raving lunatic at worst.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2018 12:45 PM (ymnmz)
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I choose Door #1. Claim scalps where you can get 'em.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2018 12:45 PM (KP5rU)
The Rep is kinda Chamber of Commercey but he's a business man and smart and the one for Senate is a slam dunk easy to vote for.
They even managed to get someone decent to run for Governor but I don't know if we can beat the margin of cheating coming out of Pittsburgh and Philly to get the Democrats back out of the office.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:45 PM (nwORd)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 29, 2018 12:46 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 12:43 PM (bcbK
"He's a bit too full of himself - I mean his comedy is so masturbatory.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 29, 2018 12:46 PM (oZ6kz)
Pseudoscience fecal matter has adhered to the wheels of the climate-change bandwagon for years.
Go look up 'Stephan Lewandowsky'.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:46 PM (dd1qZ)
If Maxine Waters had a son, he'd she'd be Don Lemon.
Posted by: Redgrains at August 29, 2018 12:29 PM (WPxnj)
FIFY
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 29, 2018 12:46 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: This is CNN at August 29, 2018 12:46 PM (7HtZB)
It's like these guys actually try to make beating a Bernie-loving commie who wants to turn FL into Venezuela look tougher than it should be. Ugh.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 12:46 PM (9TYxj)
So how do we feel about Louis CK getting to do standup again?
From a culture war viewpoint, I'm in favor of our enemies suffering and being forced to live up to their bullshit.
On the other hand...I don't care. I don't watch Louis CK.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 12:43 PM (bcbK
Not bad. He's a little rusty though and his timing is a little herky jerky
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2018 12:47 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 29, 2018 12:47 PM (oZ6kz)
*shrugs*
It made more sense when it was the 'Harambe explains it all' meme's photo...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
From a culture war viewpoint, I'm in favor of our enemies suffering and being forced to live up to their bullshit.
On the other hand...I don't care. I don't watch Louis CK.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 12:43 PM (bcbK
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He does not even budge the needle on my GAF meter.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 12:47 PM (I16G8)
Yet, other comedians who I think are much funnier worship the man. It's weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:47 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Rachael Dolezal at August 29, 2018 12:47 PM (TZzMo)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306105/
As if anyone ever thought climate change was about anything else.
From their paper: "Because renewables have
a lower EROI (energy return on investment) and different technical requirements, such as the need to build energy storage facilities, meeting current or growing levels of energy need in the next few decades with low-carbon solutions will be extremely difficult, if not impossible."
Huh, will you look at that. We've been screaming for ages that we need nuclear plants and that "renewables" like solar and wind are terrible solutions. Now they're finally admitting "renewables" are terrible solutions, but saying they're our only choice because we shouldn't use fossil fuels (the environment, don't-cha-know?). So we're going to have a downturn on reliable energy because they've blocked nuclear for so long.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Christian Toto at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (jU0Gd)
That's why the others are just getting fired now.
Don't for get, Huber is working in the background and actually doing AG stuff unlike Muleface.
Once they've milked the Ohr's dry they'll both get shit canned.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (nwORd)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (p4hQ9)
Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2018 12:49 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Louis C.K. at August 29, 2018 12:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: kallisto at August 29, 2018 12:49 PM (RCRTc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (vbJig)
She has 2 kids
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:49 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (nwORd)
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The thought of milking Nellie Ohr makes me ructate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:49 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mick Toobin at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: nip at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2018 12:43 PM (Kcf2u)
Just another lifestyle, as beautiful, valid, and healthy as any other.
H8ter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (p4hQ9)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (ymnmz)
Yet, other comedians who I think are much funnier worship the man. It's weird.
Yeah, I don't find him funny, more of an a$$hole.
However, I've heard comedians admiringly explain the way he works a set, he'll re-arrange jokes each night and tweak things throughout his tour to maximize the funny. So they admire his process, his craft...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (W+vEI)
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I've got a bad headache that's making looking at a computer screen painful.
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Try the Major Payne method. "You may feel a little pressure."
Posted by: irright at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (pMGkg)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306131/
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 12:51 PM (mCMQ5)
Wellstone's was directed at Bush and hurt the Ds.
Aiming at Trump will do nothing but help Trump. The Ds are out of bullets and if the RINO/GOPe/NT are truly bent on seeing what marginal influence their comments may still retain, then they are much dumber than even I could have imagined.
The bottom line re: Wellstone, was how much backlash their was against the Ds, not how much it dropped Bush down a peg. Anyone with a cursory understanding of that episode cannot have missed that.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 29, 2018 12:51 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (p4hQ9)
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"Moron", yes. moron, no.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 12:51 PM (I16G8)
It also counts if they identify as a black organization.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 12:51 PM (oTMWb)
a lower EROI (energy return on investment) and different technical requirements, such as the need to build energy storage facilities,
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How do you store wind energy or sunlight?
Oh. Batteries. Heavy metals and bad juju chemicals. Alrighty then. How do we dispose of them?
*crickets.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 12:51 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2018 12:51 PM (Kcf2u)
Once they've milked the Ohr's dry they'll both get shit canned.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (nwORd)
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The thought of milking Nellie Ohr makes me ructate.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:49 PM (AzW6q)
When I think of Nellie Ohr and Bruce Ohr I think welp, it just goes to show you there is someone for everyone.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM
She has 2 kids
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:49 PM
That's it. Nothing more I can do to this world.
Posted by: Shiva, Hindu God of Destruction at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (vbJig)
So if we know China has a full set of Clinton's emails why can't we demand they return them to us because those are U.S. government property.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (nBr1j)
Yes, and I hear he can build shelfs
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: wooga at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (ze1Rt)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (p4hQ9)
I don't know. The tone-deaf is strong in The Establishment.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (oTMWb)
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Louis C.K. is an oddity to me... he's kinda funny, I guess, but I don't see anything special there.
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I think he's funny as hell. Don't know why he had to turn out to be a weirdo.
Posted by: irright at August 29, 2018 12:52 PM (pMGkg)
Wait. I thought around here being a "moron" was a good thing.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 12:48 PM (p4hQ9)
Being a moron is bad.
Being a Moron is frickin' awesome.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 29, 2018 12:53 PM (veoSD)
That's why whenever a terrorist attack occurs, they try to avoid mentioning the name, or when they do, they say he was a lone wolf suffering from mental issue. Otherwise people might think all Muslims are terrorists.
That's why Bill Cosby took such flack for pointing out that the responsibility for the misery of urban black communities was the fault of those communities themselves.
That's why they bury over stories of crimes committed by illegals.
This story is in the same vein. If antifa are evil thugs, you cannot state that fact, because some people might perceive them to be black, and then they might have racist thoughts. Because of this possibility, the facts must be censored.
Always try to second guess the readership. Never give them the benefit of the doubt or hold them responsible for their bad inferences. Just insulate them from the facts. It's a moral imperative, and should be the law of the land.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 12:53 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 29, 2018 12:53 PM (X8DLV)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 12:53 PM (p4hQ9)
Posted by: wooga at August 29, 2018 12:53 PM (ze1Rt)
Posted by: Decaf at August 29, 2018 12:53 PM (KN1xl)
Posted by: kallisto
They make a clear coating for prescription eyeglasses that cuts monitor glare.
Can you get plain glass glasses that are coated to cut monitor glare?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 12:54 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:49 PM (Ydx5u)
Wait.....someone hit that?
Ewwwwwwwww......
Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:54 PM (F4u7C)
Science is hard, man. And Thermodynamics? The Marines of Science.
Way beyond the capacity of leftist legislatures in LaLa Land.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 12:54 PM (9TYxj)
In fact, I get the impression he's having a blast, and feeling large/in-charge.
I agree. PDT is young at heart.
And the Left, whose default position about everything is always negative, they can't handle it. They're like spoiled children who threaten to throw a tantrum when they don't get what they want right fvcking NOW!!!1
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM
But Chelsea is a big fan and she has never piddled on the court -- unlike me.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Clint Eastwood at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (oZ6kz)
You could also pump water up into a reservoir. I can't see the round trip being terribly efficient, though.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (elfAG)
Huh? Ultra-violent means gay now?
Whenever I hear about an ultra-violent home invasion "robbery" where all the family is killed in a horrific and showy way, my first thought is drugs, not gay.
I know there's a HUGE amount of domestic violence in the gay community, but that's usually black eyes and emotional damage, not decapitations.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: nip at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (DfGpI)
Well, if one wants to be honest, you have to wind things back to 2003, when there was a guy named Bush in the White House, and he had a shortbus full of dumb advisors, and so we stuck our military dick in crazy and the end result was that every time Bush needed fifty cents to fund the war he had to cave to Pelosi and Reid on everything else.
So yeah, I blame Bush for Obama, who was probably top-to-bottom the worst President of my lifetime (dating back to JFK) but he at least knew what he was trying to do.
That what he was trying to do was remake this country in Bill Ayers' image is immaterial. That we may never know whether he or his senior staff were in the pay of the mullahs is only slightly more germane.
Obama was competent. It was a malevolant and evil competence, but he was competent.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (dd1qZ)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306131/
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 12:51 PM (mCMQ5)
................
plus no more bail, free health care for illegals and high speed rail, what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2018 12:56 PM (HgMAr)
Oil. We've been saving it up for millions of years. Be a shame to waste it.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 12:56 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 12:56 PM (LOgQ4)
What is the official policy on maroons?
They should be treated with all the reverence and gravitas that Bugs Bunny bestowed upon them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 29, 2018 12:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mega at August 29, 2018 12:56 PM (52Kp3)
all that nonsense about using a carbon tax to redistribute wealth ... no, it cripples industry and funnels the money through the government/UN mafias.
Trump has the right approach ... make the US stronger ... America first ... other countries want to advance, they have to throw off their commie dictators to do business with US.
The Bush Doctrine was supposedly about spreading "democracy" ... but largely by force, even as we turned China into a wealthy superpower and sent jobs to commie regimes ... not the way to do it.
But now we have trillionaires roaming the earth ... and too much dependence on paper money inflated markets/revenues. Rebuilding the real productive economy for middle America will take some time.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (dd1qZ)
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Sure.
You know why I still live with him and his wife right?
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Mick Toobin at August 29, 2018 12:50 PM (IqV8l)
Well played.
I lol'd.
Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (F4u7C)
WTFF?
Of course, as is the norm with the endless, endless, endless idiocy one is subjected to by nice people who marinate in crap disinformation 24/7, I just did the "oh, gee, that's interesting" non-engagement.
Sea level better get the lead out and get moving. 10 feet a YEAR would mean we'd see the change on almost a monthly basis. Yet there's no sign of anything like it.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (QDnY+)
Just wait until the reboot of Clockwork Orange, with an all trans cast.
Posted by: wooga at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (ze1Rt)
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Gays beat the shit out of each other a lot, but for lesbians, conflict resolution often involves dumping a body.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (wl8G0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Roger Bournival at August 29, 2018 12:58 PM (PF079)
So... is 'monkey' now the 'm' word?
I like to be on top of this stuff.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 12:56 PM (LOgQ4)
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I'm going to have to retire early, aren't I?
Posted by: Gorilla Pundit at August 29, 2018 12:58 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 12:23 PM (mk7Bj)
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Let's start with basic punctuation and work our way up.
Posted by: Mega at August 29, 2018 12:58 PM (52Kp3)
I called a liberal on that argument today and said I would prefer to rename it the "J. Christoper Stevens Building".
No reply.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 12:58 PM (p4hQ9)
Whenever I hear about an ultra-violent home invasion "robbery" where all the family is killed in a horrific and showy way, my first thought is drugs, not gay.
I know there's a HUGE amount of domestic violence in the gay community, but that's usually black eyes and emotional damage, not decapitations.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)
You have to understand that we gays in San Francisco are always ahead of the curve.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 29, 2018 12:59 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 12:59 PM (hfLGL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2018 12:59 PM (IqV8l)
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How do you store sunshine?
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Doesn't work if she's gone. That's all I know.
Posted by: Bill Withers at August 29, 2018 12:59 PM (pMGkg)
Dear Rep. DeSantis - hire better advisers who will tell you that some of your cutesy catch phrases are not something you should broadcast to LIV America 2018.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 12:59 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)
+++
Not so much the violence as the macabre component.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2018 12:59 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 12:59 PM (yQpMk)
So Las Vegas would be ocean front property?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:00 PM (TUUTu)
Sea level better get the lead out and get moving. 10 feet a YEAR would mean we'd see the change on almost a monthly basis. Yet there's no sign of anything like it.
Posted by: rhomboid
Sea levels are the procrastinators of Mother Gaia. But, when it gets close to the deadline, they go balls out
Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 01:00 PM (8ikIW)
Was anyone cheering and fist bumping with others?
Or are public displays of TDR confined to safe spaces like campuses, rock arenas, TV audiences at The View, and the like.
Who controls what channel is on at gate F26? May we have his or her name, title, bosses' name and title, cell numbers, addresses, vehicle kind, color, and plate#, and where their cars are parked RIGHT NOW?
Antifa tactics should go both ways.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 29, 2018 01:00 PM (xvfH1)
He just forgot that the Left changed that rule two years ago.
Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2018 01:00 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: This is CNN at August 29, 2018 01:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 29, 2018 01:01 PM (fr4q8)
Posted by: Grump928
Wasn't it Vogue that had the whitest female management team?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:01 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2018 01:01 PM (Kcf2u)
That's why you need to store it, cause there ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 01:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 29, 2018 01:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (kG5hP)
"Let's not monkey this up by electing Gillum" - who's black. Pretty meh to me, but then again, I'm literally worse than Hitler.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:02 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Juan Illegal at August 29, 2018 01:02 PM (Y274z)
DeSantis warned voters against voting for his opponent Andrew Gillum - who happens to be black - by saying, "The last thing we need to do is monkey this up."
From Daily Caller
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:02 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: gp at August 29, 2018 01:02 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 01:02 PM (p4hQ9)
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (dd1qZ)
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Sure.
You know why I still live with him and his wife right?
Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (yL25O)
Yeah, I don't think there's any reason to see Bobama as anything other than ValJar's ventriloquist dummy. She's hideous, and he appeals to the nitwits, with his smooth jazz mouth and skin color.
But yeah, competent? That was her. Not him. He's not done a damn thing in his life.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM (9chmE)
You wanna fvck with the left, ask them how come, if gravity is a constant, and water and sea level is therefor consistently shoved toward the center of the Earth, sea levels only are rising in a few locations?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM (LOgQ4)
Dear Rep. DeSantis - hire better advisers who will tell you that some of your cutesy catch phrases are not something you should broadcast to LIV America 2018.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 12:59 PM (9TYxj)
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How about just say "let's not mess this up"?
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM (hfLGL)
If you're going to essentially start giving this essentially non-black organization the role of functional stand-in as representing blacks, I think there's going to be a conversation there.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 29, 2018 01:02 PM (p4hQ9)
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Look, the protocol is "no pants except for the book thread." I keep mine nicely bronzed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - McCain Funeral Blowout! Senator Maverick Action Figures at the Outrage Outlet! at August 29, 2018 01:04 PM (hLRSq)
Obama was competent. It was a malevolant and evil competence, but he was competent.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (dd1qZ)
I think he's an empty suit that powerful political operators manipulated like a hand puppet
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2018 01:04 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM (LOgQ4)
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They love science sexually, but after that the bitch better shut up.
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:04 PM (hfLGL)
Not sure what to think about the timing of this, but my gut tells me it has something to do with the Hammer of Thor slicing before the midterms.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 01:04 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 29, 2018 01:04 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 29, 2018 01:05 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 01:05 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:05 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2018 01:05 PM (HgMAr)
No reply.
Posted by: Marcus T
What other famous individual was from Arizona?
Oh, that's right. Col Jeff Cooper.
Re-name the building after him.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:05 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 12:57 PM (kG5hP)
"Let's not monkey this up by electing Gillum" - who's black. Pretty meh to me, but then again, I'm literally worse than Hitler.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:02 PM (7HtZB)
Todd Akin called and said "gosh, what an idiot."
Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2018 01:05 PM (9chmE)
So CNN automatically equates monkeys with black people and blames DeSantis. Mind you, they don't automatically equate anything good about monkeys with black people, which is the bigger shame.
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 01:06 PM (ziPP0)
I believe he conflated "let's not muck it up" and "let's not monkey around" and it came out as it did.
Still, it this age of hyper-sensitivity and outraged twatters, DeSantis must be a moron for not choosing his words carefully.
Posted by: fly at August 29, 2018 12:32 PM (lHftE)
In this day and age, it was a really fucking stupid unforced error.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2018 01:06 PM (KP5rU)
Coastal municipalities along the SF Bay are being forced to build huge seawalls because Obama's FEMA forced a load of sea-level rise dung down everyone's throats. Not to say that the state of California wouldn't have willingly swallowed.
Posted by: JEM at August 29, 2018 01:06 PM (dd1qZ)
Posted by: @JRandomCommenter
The one with the flashlight and laser measurement in mm?
Posted by: wrg500 at August 29, 2018 01:06 PM (Bdeb0)
There's an entire mountain of coal in Utah that Billy Jeff made off limits with the stroke (heh) of a pen. He grabbed 1.7 million acres for the federal government. Trump has been giving the land back.
Bears Ears National Monument and the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument shrank by a lot late last year by Trump's order.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2018 01:06 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: rhomboid
Sea levels are the procrastinators of Mother Gaia. But, when it gets close to the deadline, they go balls out
Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 01:00 PM (8ikIW)
Sea levels are being vewy quiet, lurking in the deep ocean with the missing ocean heat, both biding their time playing pinochle, watching, waiting ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:06 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: This is CNN at August 29, 2018 01:07 PM (pw+jk)
That sounds a whole lot easier than trying to explain things like energy density, specific heat and the like to them - easier to explain it to a bunny.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:07 PM (9TYxj)
You wanna fvck with the left, ask them how come, if gravity is a constant, and water and sea level is therefor consistently shoved toward the center of the Earth, sea levels only are rising in a few locations?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM (LOgQ4)
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Capitalism and White Privilege make the sea rise only in oppressed areas.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2018 01:07 PM (yL25O)
Antifa is whiter than Pat Boone making a mayonnaise sandwich on wonder bread in a snowstorm in minnesota.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2018 01:08 PM (wldC6)
I couldn't care less about the Third World, and frankly disparage the tendency to push back on leftist rubbish by saying their policies hurt the Third World, or women, or some such. That's effectively playing the Left's game.
We have more coal, we get more energy, we help our economy, we help our people. That is good enough for me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:08 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
Flat earf'ers : If the earth is flat, how is there nighttime in only half of the world?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (TUUTu)
At the request of the late, great senator's family the following name changes will be made:
The John S. McCain Presidential Residence
Camp McCain Retreat in Maryland
John S. McCain National Airport
The McCain River in Washington
The John S. McCain Senate Chamber
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (BWL+E)
You wanna fvck with the left, ask them how come, if gravity is a constant, and water and sea level is therefor consistently shoved toward the center of the Earth, sea levels only are rising in a few locations?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM (LOgQ4)
And, oddly enough, those locations are where Rosie O'Donnell and Lena Dunham go swimming.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bilbo Baggins at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM
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BS. Enough of their PC trigger crap. I'm sick of it. We should say whatever the hell we want.
Maybe take a page from PDT's playbook. It works. Bullies back down because deep down they're cowards.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (Ri0Ku)
How about not abandoning a politician just because the left interpreted what he said as "racist"?
I swear, YOU give the left their power. Stop playing by their rules, stop playing the GOPe game!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (EEVOu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (hfLGL)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (ziPP0)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306038/
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (mCMQ5)
Flat earf'ers : If the earth is flat, how is there nighttime in only half of the world?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (TUUTu)
Silly fellow, the sun hasn't rotated there yet.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (BWL+E)
But yeah, competent? That was her. Not him. He's not done a damn thing in his life.
Posted by: BurtTC
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If it's allowed to ever be published, a factual, in-depth history of the ValJar administration would be interesting.
Obama is a shallow, lazy opportunist of mediocre intelligence. When ValJar said that Obama was bored all the time because he's soooooo brilliant, she inadvertently revealed way too much about Obama.
Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (9vQJW)
I got a chuckle out of a radio report I heard recently. That 'jersey coastal properties are suffering a decrease in value because of the rising ocean.
Anyone who has ever paid real estate taxes on 'jersey coastal properties knows what the actual fvcking truth is... no one wants to pay those confiscatory taxes.
Not the current owner, not the buyer.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
Whenever I hear about an ultra-violent home invasion "robbery" where all the family is killed in a horrific and showy way, my first thought is drugs, not gay.
I know there's a HUGE amount of domestic violence in the gay community, but that's usually black eyes and emotional damage, not decapitations.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 29, 2018 12:55 PM (9qZ3S)
When it lurches into homicidal violence, it tends to be really, REALLY bad though. Think hundreds of stab wounds, this shit, etc.
Although you can say that about any relationship that turns deadly. Usually you can tell it's someone close to the victim due to the level of violence committed on the body. A stranger isn't going to stand around and stab someone sixty times if they're interrupted in a robbery. An angry lover or a disgruntled family member will.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (4ErVI)
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I feel ya - but a pet peeve of mine is USAID transfer payments. It depletes our Treasury and keeps our food prices artificially high, and that's enough reason to curtail them.
But it also keeps the third world in a perpetual state of near-Neolithic economic development, which strikes me as both unfair and a long-term foreign policy mistake.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (pw+jk)
Well, THAT was a poor choice of words.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (kG5hP)
Helsinki, Sweden? Am I missing a prior joke?
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (ziPP0)
Die Hard.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (NWiLs)
George Soros called to thank you for dancing to his tune.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (EEVOu)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/306038/
Posted by: steevy at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (mCMQ5)
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Max Power at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (q177U)
Helsinki, Sweden? Am I missing a prior joke?
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (ziPP0)
The idiot news anchor in "Die Hard" didn't know that Helsinki was capitol of Finland
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (7HtZB)
282 At the request of the late, great senator's family the following name changes will be made:
The John S. McCain Presidential Residence
Camp McCain Retreat in Maryland
John S. McCain National Airport
The McCain River in Washington
The John S. McCain Senate Chamber
howsabout we just rename Provo's Privy?
Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (xGZ+b)
Maybe take a page from PDT's playbook. It works. Bullies back down because deep down they're cowards.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (Ri0Ku)
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Yes. I'm tired of ceding the language to them on their terms. Phuch 'em. No apologies. Double down.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (I16G8)
Not seeing where anyone is "abandoning" DeSantis. Pointing out a stupid, unforced error is not "abandoning". He's going to lose 3-4 news cycles talking about stupid shit rather than destroying the commie and his stupid Sandernista proposals.
Stupid. Unforced. Doesn't help to ignore it.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (9TYxj)
We have more coal, we get more energy, we help our economy, we help our people. That is good enough for me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:08 PM (YqDXo)
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The Third World really should say FU though to any efforts to tell them what they can and can't do with their resources.
If they want to dig up their own coal and burn it in open barrels, they should. And when they get far enough up Maslow's heirarchy that they're not so desperate for food and would like to have a bit longer life span, they can deal with their own ecological issues.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (yL25O)
The John S. McCain Presidential Residence
Camp McCain Retreat in Maryland
John S. McCain National Airport
The McCain River in Washington
The John S. McCain Senate Chamber
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (BWL+E)
.............
At the request of his constituents the following name change will become effective immediately:
The John McCain Public Restrooms
Posted by: wth at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: BurtTC
__________
If it's allowed to ever be published, a factual, in-depth history of the ValJar administration would be interesting.
Obama is a shallow, lazy opportunist of mediocre intelligence. When
ValJar said that Obama was bored all the time because he's soooooo
brilliant, she inadvertently revealed way too much about Obama.
Posted by: Furious George at August 29, 2018 01:10 PM (9vQJW)
I know right? It's like we were separated at birth.
Posted by: David Puddy at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (ymnmz)
Right off the bat, you know he's a needledick for using the whole Jeffrey; it's Jeff, you pretentious bugfucker. And those glasses? A popular choice for back door romances.
Turn him loose in the middle of a crowd of antifas and he'd be introduced to fellating bike locks in no time.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (0ogQG)
Racist, racist RACIST racist Racist racist racist RaCiSt, racist.
Coming up, SExist, SEXIST, sexist, sexist, sexist, SeXiSt, sExIsT. And sexist.
This.
Is.
CNN.
Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (vbJig)
How about not abandoning a politician just because the left interpreted what he said as "racist"?
I swear, YOU give the left their power. Stop playing by their rules, stop playing the GOPe game!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (EEVOu)
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How about DeSantis use an expression that people actually use.
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (hfLGL)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:03 PM
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BS. Enough of their PC trigger crap. I'm sick of it. We should say whatever the hell we want.
Maybe take a page from PDT's playbook. It works. Bullies back down because deep down they're cowards.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM (Ri0Ku)
Excellent suggestion! Say whatever you want.
Now, go get elected Governor of Florida. We'll wait.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (wldC6)
Lindsay Graham Praises McCain for "Teaching us how to lose" -- in this case "us" meaning the GOP:
https://mobile.twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1034509281482162178
"John taught us how to lose... When you go throughout the world, people remember his concession speech as much as anything else." Senator Graham says of John McCain.
If this isn't the embodiment of cuckism, I don't know what is.
But he's right.
McCain did indeed teach us how to lose.
And Trump then taught us how to win.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (RuIsu)
Cary Grant , Ginger Rodgers, Charles Coburn and Marilyn Monroe starred in that imfamously racist 1952 classic " Monkey Business"
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2018 01:13 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM
you mean where all the norwegians live?
Posted by: Idiot Millenial at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (ZQfW9)
Not the current owner, not the buyer.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
maybe they're running out of people stupid enough to build anything better than a little beach shack on the coast? It's like watching Yosemite Sam climbing into a cannon barrel.
Posted by: Winston Smith at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (vvSBD)
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM
you mean where all the norwegians live?
Posted by: Idiot Millenial at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (ZQfW9)
Estonians. I know, it's confusing.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (NWiLs)
But it also keeps the third world in a perpetual state of near-Neolithic economic development, which strikes me as both unfair and a long-term foreign policy mistake.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (AzW6q)
I don't like those transfer payments either, but the Third World has been in a perpetual state of near-Neolithilic economic development since ... well ... Oldlithilic times. For reasons we won't go into.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (7AQC5)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (asM0l)
The left tried to make him into a cancer demon who put women in binders, strapped dogs to his cars and shaved the heads of poor little kids.
It doesn't matter what any Republican says because you are all racists and bigots and homophobes and Hitlers. Even if you don't say it, you are thinking it and the left is not only positive of that they will call you on it every day.
I don't care anymore.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)
https://cbsloc.al/2PSUzCi
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 29, 2018 01:15 PM (wldC6)
named in honor of the robot agent from Get Smart, obviously.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2018 01:15 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2018 01:15 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2018 01:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 29, 2018 01:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: MAGA
My dad would use that expression.
Quit monkeying around! I never once figured it was racist. I took it to mean, quick acting like a monkey.
Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (fA1SL)
The conditions being that so-called conservatives have once more decided to give way to the left. Not the right hill, wrong thing to fight over, etc.
The response should be: "Hey, you're the one who thought of a black man when someone said 'monkey'".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (EEVOu)
Damn he was a GREAT teacher, because they mastered the skill to the Nth degree.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:09 PM
Help us, Obi-wan Candiru! You're the only one who can save us!
Posted by: Leia O. at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious
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Why not?
Posted by: DistHillary at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Michael Nesmith at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (vbJig)
People who want to raise the price of energy are dirt worshipers.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (LOgQ4)
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George Soros called to thank you for dancing to his tune.
Posted by: at August 29, 2018 01:11 PM (EEVOu)
Good grief, you are a silly person.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Ron DeSantis at August 29, 2018 01:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Mets at August 29, 2018 01:17 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: THIS... is ☭ℿℿ - bananas all the way down at August 29, 2018 01:17 PM (l/Pix)
Because bedwetters will demand he bow and scrape to leftists who will never vote for him, anyway.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:18 PM (EEVOu)
Whatever you think of Romney the politician the guy is a Mormon boy
scout. He is literally the guy who would give anyone who needed it the
shirt off his back.
The left tried to make him into a cancer demon who put women in
binders, strapped dogs to his cars and shaved the heads of poor little
kids.
It doesn't matter what any Republican says because you are all
racists and bigots and homophobes and Hitlers. Even if you don't say it,
you are thinking it and the left is not only positive of that they will
call you on it every day.
I don't care anymore.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)
This. Anything they can stretch into a "racist momemt" will be done and off to the gulag with you.
3 2 1 now comes the part where every Rep is asked if he still supports racist Florida bastard.
Posted by: David Puddy at August 29, 2018 01:18 PM (ymnmz)
Why is it that the sea levels are said to be rising? Isn't it just as plausible that land levels are dropping?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subsidence
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:18 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2018 01:18 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 01:06 PM (NWiLs)
It'll be a fatal error if he apologizes. Go full Trump on his opponent and the MFM would be my advice.
And use the word "fuck" a lot. As in, "you stumbling assmunchers have nothing else to write about but this fucking shit? Get the fuck out of here, you fucking hacks!"
But that's why I don't advise GOP candidates.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 29, 2018 01:18 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2018 01:19 PM (NLLmE)
Racism is thinking your race is superior to all others.
Posted by: Mississippi at August 29, 2018 01:19 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (ymnmz)
You could also point out that Russell was a democrat and that the overwhelming passage of the 65 Civil Rights act was because of Republican votes.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (pKEfu)
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (hfLGL)
I use 'monkey with' or 'monkey around' all the time. There is no "monkey up". I wonder if he actually said "muck it up".
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (9uM40)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:18 PM (EEVOu)
This.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (YqDXo)
Thats was basically his response, according the radio a few minutes ago.
He called it "absurd" to think it was racist.
Hope he sticks with it. People are tired of the pc nonsense.
Posted by: Derptastic at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (HgMAr)
Thats was basically his response, according the radio a few minutes ago.
He called it "absurd" to think it was racist.
Hope he sticks with it. People are tired of the pc nonsense.
Posted by: Derptastic at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (DB16e)
Good for him. That's the only response he should give.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Lindsay Graham Praises McCain for "Teaching us how to lose"
"Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all of the time." - Gen. George S. Patton
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (BWL+E)
Yes, it does help to ignore it. Take the power away from the left. Stop dancing to their tune.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (EEVOu)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (NLLmE)
360 Up with apes!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (yQpMk)
I've NEVER SEEN such racism before IN MY LIFE!!!!!
Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (F4u7C)
The objective of the old childhood game Barrel of Monkeys was to chain as many monkeys together as you can.Looking back on it now I understand that it was teaching white children how to be slave owners.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2018 01:22 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 29, 2018 01:22 PM (pw+jk)
So a clumsy candidate who runs a terrible campaign against a parody of an empty-headed lying cardboard cut-out opponent, and loses, is some kind of model or teacher? Because he gave a typically stupid and craven concession speech to someone who predictably went on to dynamite American interests and institutions?
Graham has achieved "progressive" levels of unwitting self-parody.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2018 01:22 PM (QDnY+)
I demand that Juan McCain's security clearance NOT be revoked!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2018 01:22 PM (KP5rU)
Thats was basically his response, according the radio a few minutes ago.
He called it "absurd" to think it was racist.
Hope he sticks with it. People are tired of the pc nonsense.
Posted by: Derptastic at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (DB16e)
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Good to hear. I hope he's able to keep this up. This is the tack that needs to be taken.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:22 PM (I16G8)
Dance monkey, DANCE!!!!!
Posted by: Organ grinder at August 29, 2018 01:23 PM (vvSBD)
Study: Air Pollution Makes us Dumber
I knew it, I feel dumber when I'm around Democrats....
Posted by: colin at August 29, 2018 01:23 PM (b3vwr)
I suspect the Florida-wide DeSantis Apology Tour is already being planned though,
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:23 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 01:23 PM (8ruUE)
Quit monkeying around! I never once figured it was racist. I took it to mean, quick acting like a monkey.
Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 01:16 PM (8ikIW)
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Ah, now that's an expression people know and use.
People don't know or use "let's not monkey this up".
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:23 PM (hfLGL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:22 PM (pNxlR)
Finally, someone in DC who can keep a secret.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:23 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:18 PM
Yeah, it was only 10,000 years ago, or so, New York City and my backyard was under something like a half mile of ice. Extremely heavy fvcking frozen water. Like a little kids teeter-toter with a fat kid on it, what happens when the fat kid jumps off?
One side goes down, way down, the other side goes up.
Which is why I get a kick out of the extremely selective 'oceans are rising' areas. No they're not, asshole. You're sinking. Get over it.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:23 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 29, 2018 01:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2018 01:12 PM (xGZ+b)
golf clap ...
Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic ... at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Grump928(c)
Correction: Merely having cheap energy didn't cause civilization's rise. It was being smart enough to invent cheap energy in the first place. And then knowing how to exploit it.
The West gifted, on a silver platter, cheap energy to the Third World, in the 20th century. But the Third World mysteriously remained the Third World. Hmmmmm.
I would say cheap energy is a consequence of being smart enough to create a civilization, not a cause.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (c+2jX)
I'm not the one angry at a politician for saying "monkey".
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (EEVOu)
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I am happy to say that I voted against that proposition. Alas, I was swimming against the tide, so to speak.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (bZ76Y)
DeSantis is not racist, some of his best friends are monkeys.
/s
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (hfLGL)
Let's talk about all the good things monkeys do! They co-star in movies with Clint Eastwood (and you can't get more conservative than that). They grind our organs. Make going to the zoo an adventure, if you've never see raw ass before.
See? It's a good thing to say about somebody.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (9chmE)
and a notorious philanthropist.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (yQpMk)
Thats was basically his response, according the radio a few minutes ago.
He called it "absurd" to think it was racist.
Hope he sticks with it. People are tired of the pc nonsense.
Posted by: Derptastic at August 29, 2018 01:20 PM (DB16e)
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Good to hear. I hope he's able to keep this up. This is the tack that needs to be taken.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:22 PM (I16G
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Never retreat, never surrender...
By Grapthar's Hammer...
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (hfLGL)
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (/tuJf)
Hey there. Staw. Straw like Amy? Amy ready now.
Posted by: Amy the Congo Ape Filling in for Schumer at August 29, 2018 01:25 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (BWL+E)
Yeah? Then why FDR?
Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2018 01:25 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2018 01:25 PM (OLCnA)
"Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, he has a brother who is a known homo sapiens, and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy." - Attributed to George Smathers during the 1950 Florida Senate campaign
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:25 PM (BWL+E)
I'd force them to explain in detail why they had a problem with "monkey this up." And I'd feign being slow on the uptake, so they had to go through an elaborate, blow-by-blow explanation, to the point that any onlookers would draw your conclusion above.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:25 PM (YqDXo)
I think we can all agree that DeSantis has a smoking hot wife.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 29, 2018 01:25 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:26 PM (hfLGL)
So "monkey" is a dog whistle now?
Why can't "dog" be a dog whistle? Canines around the globe are sick and tired of primates appropriating their culture!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:26 PM (pNxlR)
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I'm not the one angry at a politician for saying "monkey".
Posted by: at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (EEVOu)
I'm not angry. I'm laughing at you. Because you're monkeying around here.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 29, 2018 01:26 PM (9chmE)
Lindsay Graham Praises McCain for "Teaching us how to lose"
"Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans play to win all of the time." - Gen. George S. Patton
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (BWL+E)
That's really, truly, stupid. I do get the idea of being gracious in loss but the idea is winning. Besides the GOPe clearly doesn't need to be taught how to lose. It's one of those natural, bred in the bone, talents for them.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 01:26 PM (nBr1j)
Think that sounded much better in his head.
Also, another Kinsley gaffe? Why would you want to be taught how to lose? There's "don't be a sore loser" and then there's practice, practice, practice. Sheesh!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 01:26 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2018 12:45 PM (KP5rU)
LOL
Did you ever know you're my hero?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 01:26 PM (bcbK8)
frankly disparage the tendency to push back on leftist rubbish by saying
their policies hurt the Third World, or women, or some such. That's
effectively playing the Left's game.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
we export coal, so that helps us. So showing that coal also helps them, also helps us (as opposed to saying coal kills).
Kinda like Trump trying to get NATO to buy our energy instead of enriching Russia. We are allegedly the Saudi Arabia of coal, so it makes sense that is why the left tried to kill it. Pushing coal got us parts of the rust belt ... so to me it makes sense to promote it in all ways.
Helping the World will always be part of the dialogue I think ... we just need to flip their "America ("capitalism") is the cause of the world's problems" ... to "America is the answer". or some such. I don't think "screw the world" is really part of the America First theme.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 01:26 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Paolo at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Boys Life Magazine
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (TUUTu)
I would say cheap energy is a consequence of being smart enough to create a civilization, not a cause.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (c+2jX)
Money corrupts, completely. The 3rd world was 3rd world because of leadership. When that leadership is corrupt, the people of that world NEVER benefit.
How many billions has the US given Africa, yet I still see commercials about Africa needing clean water......
Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (F4u7C)
The West gifted, on a silver platter, cheap energy to the Third World, in the 20th century. But the Third World mysteriously remained the Third World. Hmmmmm.
You are really splitting hairs. One might as well argue that inherited wealth doesn't make one rich because some people squander it.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (yQpMk)
It's really no mystery; they just went to a gay bathhouse and selected the first twenty members they saw.
Posted by: Fritz at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (ANJe6)
Posted by: eleven at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (NLLmE)
360 Up with apes!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (yQpMk)
I've NEVER SEEN such racism before IN MY LIFE!!!!!
Posted by: CNN at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM
OOK!!!
Posted by: The Librarian at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (p+Wdc)
392
"Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, he has a brother who is a known homo sapiens, and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy." - Attributed to George Smathers during the 1950 Florida Senate campaign
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:25 PM (BWL+E)
He was a chronic masticator, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (pNxlR)
Yes, it does help to ignore it. Take the power away from the left. Stop dancing to their tune.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 29, 2018 01:21 PM (EEVOu)
Dancing? Like an organ grinder monkey?!?!!!!
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (7HtZB)
I would say cheap energy is a consequence of being smart enough to create a civilization, not a cause.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2018 01:24 PM (c+2jX)
Ahem. I said above we would NOT get into the reasons for the Third World's parlous economic situation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM (2LelM)
Only dogs hear the dog whistle.
What would DJT do? Seriously, think about it. Everyone loves him because he fights. Maybe he could use some backup.
I'm not suggesting that we start running around using the "n" word; just push back for C's sake.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 29, 2018 12:45 PM (KP5rU)
Funny. I was thinking the exact same thing when that name came up as a dude that would shake his junk at women because they were near by.....
Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM (F4u7C)
392
"Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, he has a brother who is a known homo sapiens, and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy." - Attributed to George Smathers during the 1950 Florida Senate campaign
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:25 PM (BWL+E)
He was a chronic masticator, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (pNxlR)
he was a child progeny, too
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM (7HtZB)
It's really no mystery; they just went to a gay bathhouse and selected the first twenty members they saw.
Broke up a perfectly excellent circle jerk in the process, too.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM (pNxlR)
I guess that's just how #894 out of 899 at Annapolis rolls.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 29, 2018 01:29 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 29, 2018 01:29 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:26 PM
"Dog" was dog-whistle last week, silly.
Do try to keep up
Posted by: Idiot Millenial at August 29, 2018 01:29 PM (ZQfW9)
Yeah, that's what I'd want my epitaph to be. Write it on my tombstone.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 01:29 PM (jDF8P)
And yes, the race-baiting and racism - which have rendered the US a shell of the country it once was and could be - will now be ramped up to eleventy, out of desperation.
Limbaugh read off some pretty stunning Harris survey results on overall satisfaction (life on right track, etc) numbers for blue-collar Americans today. Extremely high numbers, almost surely well above the long-term norm. Given the income distribution/ethnicity matrix, black Americans will be over-represented in that kind of survey, I would guess. The specific black voter approval #s for Trump track with all this.
Panic button is being eyed nervously by the Dems, I think.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2018 01:30 PM (QDnY+)
I guess that's just how #894 out of 899 at Annapolis rolls.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM
Is that the exact number? Because I seem to recall he was either last or next to the last.
I may have to adjust my opinion of him accordingly if your numbers are accurate.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:30 PM (LOgQ4)
...and crash a plane, and nurse a grudge, and...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 01:30 PM (W+vEI)
I'm thinking I have heard "Jimmy it up" to mean the same kinda thing. But that is pretty old, maybe local hick dialect ... ha.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM
So he manged to fail at being the goat, too?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (p+Wdc)
Well, it's a stretch to call dropping nukes on the Japs "gifting".
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Here's the weird thing: There was a 1968 hit song by Toots and the Maytals -- one of the very first reggae songs, actually -- called "Monkey Man." Not only was it a huge hit in Jamaica, it was actually a minor hit in the UK as well. But then a year later, in 1969, the Rolling Stones released a completely different song called..."Monkey Man." Why did they do that? So confusing. So lame.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (c+2jX)
Yeah, that's what I'd want my epitaph to be. Write it on my tombstone.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 01:29 PM (jDF8P)
Losing isn't anything - it's the only thing.
Posted by: josephistan at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (7HtZB)
"teaching us how to lose"
That's a dog whistle to let urine streams run freely on his grave, kiddos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (+y/Ru)
I guess in The Age Of Trump it's verboten to point-out when a politician who is (nominally, at least) on our side says something stupid.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 01:31 PM (bcbK8)
Lindsay Graham Praises McCain for "Teaching us how to lose"
Yeah, that's what I'd want my epitaph to be. Write it on my tombstone.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 01:29 PM (jDF8P)
You don't get to the top of the loser pile by just losing once. You have to commit to the craft and really pile up those losses.
(Things John McCain Taught me)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2018 01:32 PM (ymnmz)
Yeah, that's what I'd want my epitaph to be. Write it on my tombstone.
Posted by: tu3031
__________
Hey, McCain was just re-teaching the art that I perfected.
Posted by: Zombie Bob Michel at August 29, 2018 01:32 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: tu3031
I prefer pepperoni on my Tombstone.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:32 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 01:32 PM (rNG4W)
Posted by: Ron DeSantis at August 29, 2018 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 29, 2018 01:32 PM (RuIsu)
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What, you've never heard of orange energy? Jeebus.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 29, 2018 01:32 PM (2LelM)
...and crash a plane, and nurse a grudge, and...
Posted by: Lizzy
Some of us joke about getting more beer. This man MARRIED beer. That's livin' the dream. That is winning.
Posted by: Organ grinder at August 29, 2018 01:32 PM (vvSBD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 01:33 PM (bcbK8)
...and crash a plane, and nurse a grudge, and...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 01:30 PM (W+vEI)
... become a regular ninja at backstabbing despite mobility issues with his arms, and ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 29, 2018 01:33 PM (fA1SL)
I'm not suggesting that we start running around using the "n" word; just push back for C's sake.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 01:28 PM (Ri0Ku)
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This is apparently hoe EeSantis is handling this. I hope he is strong enough to keep it up. Whole thing will be gone in 2-3 days if he does.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:33 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:33 PM (yQpMk)
I've seen #894 and "eighth from last" (or #892) in multiple places. I'm sure the crack research staff at MSDNC will Correct The Record for us, any minute now.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:33 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2018 01:34 PM (oiNtH)
Well, it's a stretch to call dropping nukes on the Japs "gifting".
Man, that energy sure wasn't cheap. 2 billion 1940's bucks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:34 PM (BWL+E)
Probably spanking the monkey over this opportunity throw a monkey wrench in DeSantis' campaign.
Not sure what he'll have to do to get this monkey off his back...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)
I'm not a big fan of the last few DC movies. Though you can at least fap to Suicide Squad.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 29, 2018 01:35 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 29, 2018 01:35 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:33 PM
~~~~~
Yes!
Posted by: IrishEi at August 29, 2018 01:36 PM (Ri0Ku)
The problem is he used a construction that literally only he uses apparently.
I have my own sayings that I use
Frauschizered being a prominent one.
You do not use the word monkey anywhere in your sentence construction when you are talking about a black person.
I half expect him to say something like, Florida will have a real tar baby on its hands if they elect my opponent!!"
Its a stupid unforced error that will be, SEIZED UPON, by his opponent, the Democrats and the press for the remainder of the campaign to whip up racial animosity and get out the black vote.
Again it's a stupid unforced error.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 01:36 PM (kT3/m)
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
Posted by: Ron DeSantis, crunching figs at August 29, 2018 01:36 PM (ANJe6)
Seconded. I was starting to warm-up to the DC Comic Universe movies - I even thought Justice League was "pretty good". Can't wait to not watch this new Batman movie, though.
Can't imagine how they'll manage to get Baldwin's and Afflek's egos in the same studio.
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:36 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 29, 2018 01:36 PM (yhYmR)
Posted by: Barrel of Monkeys at August 29, 2018 01:37 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2018 01:34 PM (oiNtH)
Origin stories of this kind are never needed and almost never done well. We don't need to know why the Joker became the way he did. It's better that we don't, because our imaginations are certainly going to be better than what they actually put to paper. This is part of what Nolan's Dark Knight did so well. It's not clear that he knows exactly how he came to be the Joker. That's so much better than opening Schroodinger's box and revealing the truth.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 29, 2018 01:37 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:33 PM
I hope someone looks into it. Because I'm eager to raise his class rank from .0001 to .0015 percentile if true.
He would have wanted it that way.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:37 PM (LOgQ4)
LOL
Did you ever know you're my hero?
+++
I don't ever take a sip of coffee when I start to read one of his posts. I've learned my lesson.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2018 01:37 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:37 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: A Monkey's Uncle at August 29, 2018 01:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bruce at August 29, 2018 01:38 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: nip at August 29, 2018 01:38 PM (DfGpI)
That's one position she's highly qualified for.
She's taught them how to lose elections, how to lose health, how to lose their balance, how to lose integrity and character and how to lose their shit.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 29, 2018 01:40 PM (nBr1j)
But I read some article on Africa, and how they need the cheap energy ... even if they are not that smart, they can use coal for pumping, developing at least some industry, even if it is run by "smarter people".
The political side might mean the turn commie, and maybe we could have a hand in that too ... or maybe that would require a return to S Africa style apartheid, idk. Zimbabwe now wants the farmers to come back ... run the tractors and all, but they need to get rid of Mugabe and the tyrants as well.
cheap energy is helpful, maybe necessary, but not sufficient (alone).
Posted by: illiniwek at August 29, 2018 01:40 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:40 PM (yQpMk)
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Everything is racist. So yes.
Well everything, but anything derogatory about white people. However, the perception of a derogatory comment about white people as racist is racist.
Posted by: SH at August 29, 2018 01:40 PM (sX1BW)
One of the biggest disappointments of my life was when we were kids and my sister ordered a package of Sea Monkeys from the back of some comic or bubble gum wrapper only to find out they were just brine shrimp.
It was at that moment that I learned that life was not fair. It left a mark.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 01:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Monkey Trap at August 29, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)
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Didja see that Nabisco appeasing PETA didn't stop the criticism?
Vox
@voxdotcom
The new Nabisco animal crackers art doesn't address any of the underlying issues about ethics, exploitation, and corporate greed,
https://bit.ly/2oiTJ57
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (LOgQ4)
That's one position she's highly qualified for.
She's taught them how to lose elections, how to lose health, how to lose their balance, how to lose integrity and character and how to lose their shit.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem
I was going to add, "with Grace", but I believe that she had Grace killed.
Posted by: Blue Hen at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (vvSBD)
Shoulda gone with his first choice - "bugger this up"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (pNxlR)
And why is it always the media and liberals who pick up on these dog whistles?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (rNG4W)
I felt the same way about X-Ray Specs.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (jDF8P)
So long as there's not a lot of reading at the start.
Know what I'm saying?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (oNuis)
Posted by: ShainS at August 29, 2018 01:42 PM (JG+0H)
Posted by: The Monkey's Fist at August 29, 2018 01:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: AoS HQ Morons & Ettes at August 29, 2018 01:42 PM (Ri0Ku)
The Man in the Yellow Hat made me pick cotton
Posted by: Curious George at August 29, 2018 01:43 PM (10vO4)
Vox
@voxdotcom
The new Nabisco animal crackers art doesn't address any of the underlying issues about ethics, exploitation, and corporate greed,
https://bit.ly/2oiTJ57
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (+y/Ru)
It's this level of stupidity that will make death seem welcome some day...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 01:43 PM (rNG4W)
Why is it Republicans always need a "dog whistle?" Are they are too stupid to notice that Gillum is black?
And why is it always the media and liberals who pick up on these dog whistles?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (rNG4W)
Here, let me explain.......
Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at August 29, 2018 01:43 PM (ymnmz)
This is beyond retarded playing defense over this. The mental illnesses from the Marxists are contagious, they need to be quarantined ASAP.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 29, 2018 01:43 PM (yhYmR)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:43 PM (yQpMk)
Didja see that Nabisco appeasing PETA didn't stop the criticism?
When are the PETA mewling quims going to address the heartless enslaving and slaughter of baby carrots?
BABY CARROTS!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:43 PM (pNxlR)
I see where you are going with this.
Posted by: The Monkey's Fist at August 29, 2018 01:42 PM (yQpMk)
Did someone say Monkey Fist?
Posted by: Lisa Page at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: t-bird at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (n/eZB)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Mick Jagger at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (rNG4W)
"Let's build off the success we 've had on Gov. Scott. The last thing we need to do is to monkey this up by trying to embrace a socialist agenda with huge tax increases bankrupting the state. That is not going to work," DeSantis said.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (k1TUh)
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I thought it was me.
Posted by: Hillary Swank at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: tankdemon at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (ku+fi)
I'm not going to take sides in this matter, just randomly select...
''Eeny, meeny, miny, moe''
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (LOgQ4)
+++
I watched a '32 movie on YouTube the other day. A character finished that little ditty. If you want to see how badly Hollywood portrayed Blacks a few decades ago just watch some old movies.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: JackStraw
Yep. My brother was fat when in elementary school and he ordered a Joe Weider product off of the back of a comic book. Thing was just like a big rubber band on a stick that you were supposed to use to make you a big, muscular he-man. It ended up under his bed among the Twinkie wrappers.
Posted by: Cheri at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (RuIsu)
But I do have a submarine.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (LOgQ4)
All I got was the 8--foot tall realistic Frankenstein....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (rNG4W)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (oNuis)
Posted by: strawdog at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: CNN
I dunno, I respectfully disagree with that as well. The West had more than its fair share of corrupt and tyrannical leaders, and yet even in bad regimes knowledge and science often continued to thrive. Examples: The Romans had a long series of insane and egomaniacal corrupt emperors - -and yet still managed to conquer the known world under their rule. The Germans actually made tremendous scientific and technological breakthroughs int he '30s and '40s -- despite having the worst leader of all time. Even the Soviets made breakthroughs under Stalin. etc.
Posted by: zombie at August 29, 2018 01:46 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 01:43 PM (rNG4W)
Yes
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 29, 2018 01:46 PM (czkHE)
Posted by: ShainS at August 29, 2018 01:42 PM (JG+0H)
That he thought "Hobbit" was an insult in a window into the deceased John McCain's soul. Tolkien thought that the Hobbits were "every man" but McCain perceived the hidden truth: the Hobbits were messing with Big Government's plan for a well-ordered Middle Earth!
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at August 29, 2018 01:46 PM (YQ4mh)
This is beyond retarded playing defense over this.
"Retarded" is an abusive term. "Special" is preferred.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:46 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2018 01:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 01:47 PM (hfLGL)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 29, 2018 01:47 PM (5Zpn2)
Vox
@voxdotcom
The new Nabisco animal crackers art doesn't address any of the underlying issues about ethics, exploitation, and corporate greed,
https://bit.ly/2oiTJ57
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
That's when you tell PETA to FO.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:47 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)
I was led to believe he used Gillum in the same sentence, as in "Don't monkey-this up by electing Gillum."
Fake Fucking News
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 01:47 PM (rNG4W)
And every day there's a memorial service is a day that Gov. Ducey doesn't send his replacement to DC. Almost as if that's the plan, or something.
Speaking of such, has The Flake come back from blessing the rains down in Africa yet?
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:48 PM (9TYxj)
Vox
@voxdotcom
The new Nabisco animal crackers art doesn't address any of the underlying issues about ethics, exploitation, and corporate greed,
https://bit.ly/2oiTJ57
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 01:41 PM (+y/Ru)
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Itvnever helps. They just take the ground that you cede to them, and come right back for twice as much. Why the Stoopid Party can not grasp this simple fact is beyond me.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:48 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 01:48 PM (kT3/m)
"Retarded" is an abusive term. "Special" is preferred.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
So. Window licker is out?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 29, 2018 01:48 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 29, 2018 01:45 PM
I remember some Shirley Temple movie... g-d Shirley Temple movie... where she wants to baptize a black friend. The funniest line in the entire movie, the absolute scene steal, coming from the black child.
Disney edited it out a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 29, 2018 01:49 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:49 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: CNN
I dunno, I respectfully disagree with that as well. The West had more than its fair share of corrupt and tyrannical leaders, and yet even in bad regimes knowledge and science often continued to thrive. Examples: The Romans had a long series of insane and egomaniacal corrupt emperors - -and yet still managed to conquer the known world under their rule. The Germans actually made tremendous scientific and technological breakthroughs int he '30s and '40s -- despite having the worst leader of all time. Even the Soviets made breakthroughs under Stalin. etc.
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Yes, I would say it is culture more than anything.
But really, all the world is the third world by default except for those who adopted Western Culture. To the extent that non-Western countries have risen above third world status, it is on the backs of the west. Either through national welfare or by selling a product to the west that the country has in abundance (e.g., oil in the Mideast or labor in China).
Posted by: SH at August 29, 2018 01:49 PM (sX1BW)
cede to them, and come right back for twice as much. Why the Stoopid
Party can not grasp this simple fact is beyond me.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:48 PM (I16G
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Don't worry. I have it on good authority that if we stay out of gays' bedrooms then that will be the end of it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 29, 2018 01:49 PM (oNuis)
Because:
1) Stoopid Party, and
2) They're "in on it" - as in, they don't care if they lose. All the perks of the office, none of the responsibility for actually doing anything, same cushy K-Street gig when you eventually get tossed-out on your fat ass
Posted by: DocJ at August 29, 2018 01:49 PM (9TYxj)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:50 PM (yQpMk)
Well it's literally day one of the race and it's off to a flying start.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 29, 2018 01:48 PM (kT3/m)
Now we got flying monkeys.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2018 01:50 PM (BWL+E)
Itvnever helps. They just take the ground that you cede to them, and come right back for twice as much. Why the Stoopid Party can not grasp this simple fact is beyond me.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:48 PM (I16G
Yeah, but really, who looks like the stupid ones?
It's just bland fucking shortbread-type cookies in the shape of fucking animals! It's not like they are made from actual animals. How can anyone even treat this subject seriously?
Social media is stoopid and it's contagious.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 29, 2018 01:50 PM (rNG4W)
https://tinyurl.com/ybcy2juw
We'll just put this in the "too good to check" category and call it a day.
Posted by: bluebell at August 29, 2018 01:50 PM (JJZzu)
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I was told there would be no math but I'm pretty sure 70 feet in 70 years is not 10 feet a year. Yes AGW is still bullshit.
Posted by: Mega at August 29, 2018 01:51 PM (52Kp3)
Posted by: Andrew Gollum at August 29, 2018 01:51 PM (5Zpn2)
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at August 29, 2018 01:51 PM (lHftE)
"Let's build off the success we 've had on Gov. Scott. The last thing we need to do is to monkey this up by trying to embrace a socialist agenda with huge tax increases bankrupting the state. That is not going to work," DeSantis said.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 29, 2018 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)
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There is not one thing wrong with this statement.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:52 PM (I16G8)
I bought a "real weather balloon" mail order when I was a kid. It lasted a day.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 29, 2018 01:46 PM (yQpMk)
I ordered the 8 foot spooky ghost to "Scare my family and friends" Make it fly make it swoop!
It was a white balloon with a sharpie face drawn on it, a large white garbage bag and about 20 ft of black thread.
Blow up the balloon, tape it to the garbage bag and tie the thread to the balloon knot. Throw the thread over the limb of a tree and hide behind the tree and jerk it up and down( the ghost that is).
One pull into the branches....POP!
Screw you marvel comics
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 29, 2018 01:52 PM (ymnmz)
@voxdotcom
The new Nabisco animal crackers art doesn't address any of the underlying issues about ethics, exploitation, and corporate greed,
https://bit.ly/2oiTJ57
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
What the smothered in gravy fuck are they talking about?
Posted by: Sponge at August 29, 2018 01:52 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 29, 2018 01:48 PM (I16G
Same reason why the Evil Party can't figure out why sending pallets of taxpayer cash doesn't buy friends.
They think they're gifted with special powers of persuasion that will make them immune to the fact that appeasement doesn't work and never has.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 29, 2018 01:53 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 29, 2018 01:53 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2018 01:54 PM (39g3+)
Actually the conquering was done by a combination of military geniuses (Julius), political geniuses (Augustus) and then held together and solidified by some damn good serious soldiers. (Vespasian, Trajan, Hadrian) They put together a system that was so strong that it took 350 years of idiots to finally destroy it. (and even then there was always a good one every few decades who could fix some of the right, like Constantine)
"The Germans actually made tremendous scientific and technological breakthroughs int he '30s and '40s -- "
And they were riding the coattails of what had been done in the previous 50 years. It's almost more fair to say that almost every serious scientific, military, and technological breakthrough that America made in the 30's and 40's, including nuclear weapons, was the result of the work of German scientists (mostly Jewish) who had fled the 3rd Reich and come to America for safety.
The space race between the US and the USSR in the 50's was mainly a contest between the Germans who were captured by the US at the end of WW2, and the Germans who were captured by the Russians.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2018 01:54 PM (k1TUh)
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Or any new movie marketed to blacks.
Or any recent episode of Saturday Night Live.
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=AX7rliyPF48
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 29, 2018 01:54 PM (oNuis)
I used to get those and it turned out their were migraines (I always thought migraines meant blurred vision). After complaining about them, a fam member w/ chronic migraines told me it wasn't just a headache and referred me to a neurologist who studies headaches.
Neurologist confirmed I had migraines but said I caught on early enough that they shouldn't become chronic. Figured out the likely trigger and don't need expensive meds to prevent them (just OTC stuff to stop it when I feel one start in early stage).
If you're getting "bad" headaches, go get checked out and find how to prevent. You certainly don't want it to become chronic (as my fam member can attest).
Posted by: batter at August 29, 2018 01:56 PM (eRjz4)
Posted by: SweetAndy at August 29, 2018 01:57 PM (Mo5Uy)
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Every "black" movie is basically a festival of the worst stereotypes and negative images of blacks in a 90 minute spectacle. What the hell? They call those 70s movies "Blaxploitation" but the portrayal of blacks in those movies was heroic and positive, with strong characters and real people. This latest stuff is just awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 29, 2018 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jim at August 29, 2018 02:06 PM (YzqlW)
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Posted by: MAGA at August 29, 2018 02:07 PM (hfLGL)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 29, 2018 02:09 PM (Ndje9)
And, the Monkeys were played by 4 of the whitest dudes around.
Of which, Charles Manson went to the audition for the show, per Steven Van Zandt
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 29, 2018 02:15 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: m at August 29, 2018 02:16 PM (CwOPz)
https://is.gd/GSFY2w
Powers and principalities, my friends, powers and principalities.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 29, 2018 02:16 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 29, 2018 12:20 PM (O2RFr)
Good one.
Posted by: m at August 29, 2018 02:38 PM (CwOPz)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2018 01:27 PM (pNxlR)
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Worst of all, it is a matter of record that he publicly matriculated at a local school.
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