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Under the fold, Sarah Sanders mocks the press corps.

Actually, of course, it's all dubbed in voices, words chosen to approximately match the movements of the mouths. It's funny.

THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU WILL WATCH ALL DAY!!! @PressSec pic.twitter.com/28xaufKrs7
— Michael Moates (@freedom_moates) August 24, 2018

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:01 PM

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1 Howdy, all.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 24, 2018 04:00 PM (SRarZ)

2 Well, OK.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 04:02 PM (UnA8+)

3 Laughed so hard I cried.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2018 04:02 PM (W+vEI)

4 I watched it.
It was funny.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:03 PM (bcbK8)

5 I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 24, 2018 04:03 PM (TdMsT)

6 It is not funny, but ironic?

OK, funny!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2018 04:03 PM (UsCnO)

7 I just watched this an hour ago, I split a gut

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:03 PM (6Ll1u)

8 It works because of the facial expressions of the press pool. Just look at the smirks, particular that chick who was recently ejected for yelling questions at Trump after the press briefing w/a foreign leader was over. LOL!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2018 04:04 PM (W+vEI)

9 Holy crap that was funny.
Lanky...Sasquatch Steve...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 24, 2018 04:04 PM (SRarZ)

10 OMG!!!

LMAO!!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:04 PM (sjdRT)

11 I wish it were real.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 24, 2018 04:04 PM (I2dne)

12 Chances the SJW brigade will now attack, you know the answer

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:04 PM (6Ll1u)

13 Did the maker of this video get doxxed yet?

Hysterical. I hope somebody sent it to Sarah Sanders. :^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 04:05 PM (AllCR)

14 Not even fun tickles?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2018 04:05 PM (UsCnO)

15 Dammit. Too busy watching the unhinged former CIA dude. Scary.

Unless there are some Gomer Pyle's out there #WASTF.

Posted by: golfman at August 24, 2018 04:05 PM (If3tB)

16 >>Hysterical. I hope somebody sent it to Sarah Sanders. :^)

Her dad tweeted it out, so I think so!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 24, 2018 04:05 PM (W+vEI)

17 Now we all know what Q has been doing the past few days.

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2018 04:06 PM (953wK)

18 That's the bad lip reading guys, I can tell by the voices. They do a ton of NFL videos like this. They range from amusing to fall out of your chair funny, depending on your mood.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 24, 2018 04:06 PM (jp0Bv)

19 The Bad Lip Reading NFL videos are even better.

One guy does all the voices.

The Star Wars videos are also good. And have catchy songs.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

20 That one woman has the crazy eyes. And the worst necklace I have ever seen.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 24, 2018 04:06 PM (SRarZ)

21 "It's been a whole hour since Kristin sat on my whistle."

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:06 PM (sjdRT)

22 Bad Lip Reading is great. "Seagulls (Stop it Now!)" is a classic

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 04:06 PM (Izzlo)

23 Ace,

How can you be sure that these are dubbed voices?

It seems quite real to me.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 24, 2018 04:06 PM (wYseH)

24 MUST WATCH!

WATCH IT!

Posted by: Max Power at August 24, 2018 04:07 PM (q177U)

25 Freaking hilarious! I am going to go watch it again!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:07 PM (pgE7P)

26 HOW CAN SHE TREAT PEOPLE LIKE THIS!!!

Posted by: Some Dimbulb On Twitter at August 24, 2018 04:07 PM (jDF8P)

27 for they guy who had his appendix out on Monday that killed me laughing so much. it was worth it and I needed that.

Posted by: morigu at August 24, 2018 04:07 PM (N/con)

28 I usually stay away from mid day linkages, but that's funny.

Seriously funny.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 24, 2018 04:08 PM (6qErC)

29 22 Bad Lip Reading is great. "Seagulls (Stop it Now!)" is a classic

https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 04:06 PM (Izzlo)

Seconded!

Seagulls, ugh, stop it now!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:08 PM (bcbK8)

30 Varicose Ken...

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 24, 2018 04:08 PM (SRarZ)

31 Oh, I dunno. I think they made the white house press corps sound way too innocent in this video. They should have made their heads spin around (like in The Exorcist). Some vomit spewing would have been a nice touch.

Posted by: CyberCipher at August 24, 2018 04:08 PM (p6WoB)

32 Do you need to look like a stuffed backed potato in that Wal-Mart shirt? You suck!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (pgE7P)

33 That really did help with my mood. It was steadily going downhill with the postings today.

I laughed so hard my stomach hurts!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (aW5/6)

34 My favorite Bad Lip Readings are the NFL ones and Carl Poppa.

La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (SRarZ)

35 Is this the video the Left plays to us, just before they take us out of the camps and execute us?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (UsCnO)

36 'Where's my whistle?'

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (o3rZQ)

37 Do you need to look like a stuffed backed potato in that Wal-Mart shirt? You suck!

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (pgE7P)

Greatness!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (SRarZ)

38 SPLC will declare them a hate group, Visa and MasterCard will cut them off. Facebook and Google will deplatform them.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (6Ll1u)

39 yeah, I liked it. It made me happy.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 24, 2018 04:10 PM (JNHOa)

40 That's the bad lip sync crew.

Brilliant. It actually made me laugh.

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

41
"How can I tell if my Labrador is female??"

"You suck".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2018 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

42 Not as funny but best thing I've read today :
https://www.wsj.com/articles/when-justice-is-partial-1535063261

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2018 04:11 PM (4e+hS)

43 SPLC will declare them a hate group, Visa and MasterCard will cut them off. Facebook and Google will deplatform them.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (6Ll1u)

Yup. Hatespeech against "journalists" by making them look as clueless and stupid as they actually are in real life.

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2018 04:11 PM (953wK)

44 So maybe we'll just wrap that up...turd.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:11 PM (pgE7P)

45 38
SPLC will declare them a hate group, Visa and MasterCard will cut them off. Facebook and Google will deplatform them.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (6Ll1u)

And Ace reposted it.

Nice knowing you, Ace. See ya.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2018 04:11 PM (UsCnO)

46 SPLC will declare them a hate group, Visa and MasterCard will cut them off. Facebook and Google will deplatform them.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (6Ll1u)

-----

Ya know.... I know this is an upbeat upligting thread.... but I had just about enough of the SPLCs shit already...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2018 04:12 PM (8XRCm)

47 SPLC will declare them a hate group, Visa and MasterCard will cut them off. Facebook and Google will deplatform them.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:09 PM (6Ll1u)

THIS may be the beginning of the end.

Posted by: golfman at August 24, 2018 04:12 PM (If3tB)

48 don't start licking each other's necks just yet, gentlemen

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 04:12 PM (4s4Jc)

49

If Clutch Cargo had a daughter...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2018 04:12 PM (G4W16)

50 Kinda unbelievable though. I doubt anyone in the WH press corp can make nachos.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 24, 2018 04:12 PM (0XyIg)

51 I'm sorry, but I don't get the joke. Isn't this just a tape of an actual White House press conference?

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 24, 2018 04:13 PM (mvvCm)

52 'Gyna'

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2018 04:13 PM (o3rZQ)

53 Awesome. Surprised they didn't try to make SHS look bad.

Posted by: Monty James at August 24, 2018 04:13 PM (28h4F)

54 50
Kinda unbelievable though. I doubt anyone in the WH press corp can make nachos.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 24, 2018 04:12 PM (0XyIg)
Correct. The press only knows how to expense nachos.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (UsCnO)

55 I'm sorry, but I don't get the joke. Isn't this just a tape of an actual White House press conference?
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 24, 2018 04:13 PM (mvvCm)

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Yes.

Yes it is. And all the newsisies are PISSED at Sarah for treating them so poorly...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

56 Mildly amusing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (7jTtI)

57 Ohhhhh, this is good. Worth watching on an actual computer for those who can't get their phone or whatever to play it.

Posted by: pookysgirl is sensitive, dangerous, and can make nachos at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (XKZwp)

58 Visa are denying they no-platform people so, there is that.

it is MasterCard. we throw you out of your home without it.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (4s4Jc)

59 -
--
Bad Lip Reading is great. "Seagulls (Stop it Now!)" is a classic

---------------

The ones with Biden's speeches are fricken hilarious. I think because you could actually believe he said those things.

Posted by: irright at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (pMGkg)

60 Stink leg was my favorite.

Posted by: CIA at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (r9UYA)

61 Stank?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (T71PA)

62 Why does she hate me?!

Posted by: Sasquatch Steven at August 24, 2018 04:15 PM (VQC/c)

63 That one woman has the crazy eyes. And the worst necklace I have ever seen.

Mara Liasson, from NPR. Yeah, she's big on wearing collections of large objects around her neck. Beats plastic surgery, I guess.

Posted by: pep at August 24, 2018 04:15 PM (T6t7i)

64
Can they use this new dubbing technology to make old Japanese sci-fi thrillers more watchable?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (10vO4)

65 It's rayciss to think that anybody in the press corpus would know how to make nachos.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (RuIsu)

66 Jeeves and Chachi

LMAO

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA)

67 58
Visa are denying they no-platform people so, there is that.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 04:14 PM (4s4Jc)
hey, if other big corporations can deny Americans basic freedoms, we can, too!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (UsCnO)

68 Read my lips there will be no New Texas but lots of Bush...we lost out Gillette sponsers.........

Posted by: saf at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (5IHGB)

69 'Gredo'

Posted by: garrett at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (o3rZQ)

70 I liked it when she called the one reporter "Jeeves". That seemed appropriate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (AllCR)

71 Re: "Seagulls, Stop It Now"

You will long for the simple times when you only had "It's A Small World After All" stuck in your head.

Posted by: Concernedly Concerned in Corcavado at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (4fmLd)

72 The Bad Lip Reading Game of Thrones video is pretty good, too.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 24, 2018 04:17 PM (pKB/v)

73 I have to love the news cycle this week. We went from OMG! Trump is going to be impeached for the pron star payments to cohens lawyer saying that there is nothing new and it was all a misunderstanding.

And then NBC/ABC or somebody pulls out an article saying the head of Trump's Company was given immunity by meuller and is going to flip on Trump and OMG! eleventy he is really going to be impeached this time, but it turns out that was from over a year ago. And we all know if meuller had anything it would have been leaked by now.

They really pumped up the impeach crowd with a metric butt ton of nothing burgers.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 24, 2018 04:17 PM (JUOKG)

74 Mara Liasson, from NPR. Yeah, she's big on wearing collections of large objects around her neck. Beats plastic surgery, I guess.
Posted by: pep at August 24, 2018 04:15 PM (T6t7i)

Men just can't keep their eyes of those large objects...

... around her neck.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:17 PM (T71PA)

75 Whatever the fk that was it was beautiful.

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2018 04:18 PM (NLLmE)

76 Liasson wears huge crap around her neck to distract the eye from her nightmare inducing visage.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 24, 2018 04:18 PM (7jTtI)

77 I can't believe how well they matched the mouth motions. I love the names as well.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 24, 2018 04:19 PM (uquGJ)

78 Remind me again, who is Mara married to?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:19 PM (6Ll1u)

79 "They really pumped up the impeach crowd with a metric butt ton of nothing burgers. "

they just want it to be our version of the no confidence vote like the Brits have.

I'm sure there will be no comeuppance.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 24, 2018 04:19 PM (JNHOa)

80 Thank you. been working with cancer patients all morning and needed a lift. :-)

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 24, 2018 04:19 PM (d7Ww2)

81 Remind me again, who is Mara married to?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:19 PM (6Ll1u)

The Mob?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:19 PM (T71PA)

82 The NBA ones are funny, too.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 04:20 PM (Izzlo)

83 Liasson wears huge crap around her neck to distract the eye from her nightmare inducing visage.

At one point, she wasn't completely hideous, but that was long ago, and nobody ever seems to retire from NPR.

Posted by: pep at August 24, 2018 04:20 PM (T6t7i)

84 That was all kinds awesome.

Thanks Ace. I saw it somewhere else this AM but skipped it. Glad you posted so I knew to watch.

Laughter is in the top 10 gifts of life. For me, top 5.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 24, 2018 04:20 PM (KklUr)

85 Can they use this new dubbing technology to make old Japanese sci-fi thrillers more watchable?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (10vO4)

I think I've seen people do this.

Wasn't "What's Up Tiger Lilyt" back in the '60's something like this?

And, of course, MST3K/Rifftrax.

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2018 04:20 PM (953wK)

86 71 Re: "Seagulls, Stop It Now"

You will long for the simple times when you only had "It's A Small World After All" stuck in your head.
Posted by: Concernedly Concerned in Corcavado at August 24, 2018 04:16 PM (4fmLd)

"Someday, when you are older, you may get hit by a boulder. Why you're lying there, screaming 'come help me, please', seagulls, grr, poke your knees."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:20 PM (bcbK8)

87
Ooooh..

Robin Leach..... morte.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2018 04:20 PM (8XRCm)

88 Bad Lip Reading has been a must-see for a few years now..... I half expected this to slant way left, and was really happy to see that it actually took Sarah's POV, which was great.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at August 24, 2018 04:21 PM (5AVMW)

89 Did she call anyone sugar tits?

Like Jim Acosta?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 24, 2018 04:21 PM (4e+hS)

90 Mara Liaison looks like she has some kind of medical problem where your eyes tend to pop out. Her necklace also looks like she has mini bananas around her neck.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (AllCR)

91 Mara is married to James Carville

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (6Ll1u)

92 Robin Leach..... morte.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2018 04:20 PM (8XRCm)

Pinin for the fjords of the rich and famous?

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (NLLmE)

93 they kept Helen Thomas around for a looooonnng time. long after she was lucid.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (4s4Jc)

94 >91
Mara is married to James Carville

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (6Ll1u)

Nope. That would be Mary Matlin.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (sjdRT)

95 >>At one point, she wasn't completely hideous, but that was long ago, and nobody ever seems to retire from NPR.

It's the Schweddy Balls. They keep you young.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

96 I'm also partial to the one BLR did of the first Romney - Obama debate. "It's party time, chumps!"

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (Rg9Ab)

97 Liasson wears huge crap around her neck to distract the eye from her nightmare inducing visage.

Maybe try a cinder block next. Go for a swim.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (jDF8P)

98 94 >91
Mara is married to James Carville

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (6Ll1u)

Nope. That would be Mary Matlin.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (sjdRT)

The hot deaf actress? I could see a hot blind woman marrying him, but she could do better.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 04:24 PM (Izzlo)

99 Way more than amusing IMO. I think it's hilarious. The dubbing was done very well which helps.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 04:24 PM (zzUT1)

100
Mara is married to some high faluteing DC lawyer.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2018 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

101
Mara is married to James Carville
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (6Ll1u)
Nope. That would be Mary Matlin.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (sjdRT)

Mara Liasson is married to Mary Matlin? That explains a lot.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 04:25 PM (10vO4)

102 >The hot deaf actress? I could see a hot blind woman marrying him, but she could do better.

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 04:24 PM (Izzlo)

Sorry, I was missing an A. Let me buy a vowel. Mary Matalin.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:25 PM (sjdRT)

103 Considering all the actual bad things the press has said abut Sarah, she'd be totes justified in tagging em all with Trump-like nics.

No Jim Acosta? His should be Hemorrhoid.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 24, 2018 04:25 PM (0ogQG)

104
James Carville looks like a wool Muppet washed on "hot" and dried on "high"..

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2018 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

105 Nope. That would be Mary Matlin.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (sjdRT)

The hot deaf actress? I could see a hot blind woman marrying him, but she could do better.
Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 04:24 PM (Izzlo)

That would be Marlee Matlin.

Posted by: WisRich at August 24, 2018 04:25 PM (G0vdT)

106 I can not see the Twitters at work!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 24, 2018 04:25 PM (1ISKN)

107 Mary Marla, they're all the same.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:25 PM (6Ll1u)

108 Mara is married to James Carville

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (6Ll1u)

Nope. That would be Mary Matlin.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:22 PM (sjdRT)

The hot deaf actress? I could see a hot blind woman marrying him, but she could do better.

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That's Marlee Matlin. Carville is married to Mary Matalin.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (Rg9Ab)

109 Sorry, I was missing an A. Let me buy a vowel. Mary Matalin.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 24, 2018 04:25 PM (sjdRT)

Forget it. Do you actually think we know how to spell?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (T71PA)

110 No snowballs for snowflakes!

Delaware State Bans Snowball Fights

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)

111 Q.How can you tell the news it fake news? A. You see it on CNN or read it in the New York Times

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (wGqjj)

112 Mara is married to James Carville

Carville always reminded me of that deranged geek that picked up Steve Martin and John Candy at the motel in Planes Trains and Automobiles.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (jDF8P)

113 I can just see the NPR execs sitting around the conference table scratching their heads. Where are we gonna find a woman ugly enough to replace Helen???
Then somebody says Mara is available, and shes ugly as hammered sin.....

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (7jTtI)

114 Do you need to look like a baked stuffed potato in that walmart shirt?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (r9UYA)

115
Marlee Matlin was that dog in that movie that died. Right??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (8XRCm)

116 Mara Liasson, from NPR. Yeah, she's big on wearing collections of large objects around her neck. Beats plastic surgery, I guess.
Posted by: pep at August 24, 2018 04:15 PM (T6t7i)

She looks terrible. Really should get more sleep.

Posted by: Sponge at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Hilarious and Mara Liasson is an odd looking life form. Those eyes are freaky. Not, in a good way.

Posted by: Winston at August 24, 2018 04:27 PM (wgCUV)

118 the video just 'made Twitchy' if that matters.

Hope it blows up big.

Funny stuff. Plus I want more folks singing the 'seagulls' song.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK8)

119 OK idiots are you ready?....I just can't stand the faces of you people. Those dead questioning eyes. Dummies don't matter...Greedo...

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:27 PM (pgE7P)

120 I once flew on a plane with James Carville. He was in 1st class, I was in he back.

Aaron Neville was on that flight too. Weird, huh?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 24, 2018 04:27 PM (1ISKN)

121 Correct. Marlee is a golden retriever.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 04:27 PM (89T5c)

122 3 years ago tomorrow Fenelonspoke got me killed.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=358675

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM (zRwJ/)

123
*hands in pockets*
*walks away*
*whistling Dixie*

Posted by: Toby Dun Walker at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM (I9Sw7)

124 >>110
No snowballs for snowflakes!

Delaware State Bans Snowball Fights

We used to put rocks in our snowballs when we didn't like someone.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA)

125 Conservative who marries a raginging lunatic carries no weight with me in their opinions

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM (6Ll1u)

126 117 Hilarious and Mara Liasson is an odd looking life form. Those eyes are freaky. Not, in a good way.
Posted by: Winston at August 24, 2018 04:27 PM (wgCUV)
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Odd but not bad to look at some years ago. Farther time catches up to everyone.

Posted by: WisRich at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (G0vdT)

127 Can they use this new dubbing technology to make old Japanese sci-fi thrillers more watchable?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

......
.... ....... ...
no.
.........
... ...

Posted by: mikeski at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (P1f+c)

128 112 Mara is married to James Carville

Carville always reminded me of that deranged geek that picked up Steve Martin and John Candy at the motel in Planes Trains and Automobiles.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (jDF8P)

He looks like someone just opened the Ark of the Covenant

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (Izzlo)

129 Mary Matalin was a often seen Republican pundit, haven't seen her in a long time.

Had to beat autocucumber into submission for that

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (lxZ71)

130 76 Liasson wears huge crap around her neck to distract the eye from her nightmare inducing visage.

I read that as "a huge carp around her neck..." Definitely need to get my vision prescription checked, but I was wondering why the fish puns had not started.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (kUmUV)

131 Thats Father.

Posted by: WisRich at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (G0vdT)

132 49 If Clutch Cargo had a daughter...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 24, 2018 04:12 PM (G4W16)

I can still see the 'X'!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (UnA8+)

133 It is similar to the banter in Talldega Nights / Ricky Bobby .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 04:30 PM (zzUT1)

134 AFP is reporting we cancelled $200 million to "Palestinians".

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaabb94k

Posted by: bonhomme at August 24, 2018 04:30 PM (9qZ3S)

135 Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM (zRwJ/)

And THIS is how you spend your afterlife. Posting on ASHQ? Granted it's fun here, but I wouldn't want to be doing this for eternity. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 04:30 PM (AllCR)

136 I thought Mara Liaison and Andrea Mitchell were sister wives to Allen Greenspan.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 24, 2018 04:30 PM (/8EBC)

137 Everybody is a sucker for fish puns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 24, 2018 04:30 PM (89T5c)

138 >>> "Someday, when you are older

you may get hit by a boulder
Why you're lying there screaming
'come help me, please'
seagulls, grr, poke your knees.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:20 PM (bcbK

Gaaaaah!
*cues up song on yootoob*
again

Posted by: Concernedly Concerned in Corcavado at August 24, 2018 04:31 PM (4fmLd)

139 Delaware State Bans Snowball Fights
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)

And Super Soakers...and anything fun. First snow the whole campus should have a snowball fight. That's what my generation would have done. This new one won't.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 24, 2018 04:31 PM (KklUr)

140 I thought Carville was married to Chuck Todd...

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 24, 2018 04:31 PM (RuIsu)

141 I read that as "a huge carp around her neck..."

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (kUmUV)

You mean bottom dwelling scum sucker? No, that's who she's married to. A carp is a fish.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:31 PM (T71PA)

142 Do these pants make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Vericose Ken at August 24, 2018 04:31 PM (DS2df)

143 3 years ago tomorrow Fenelonspoke got me killed.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=358675

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM

---

Happy Anniversary. How time flies when one is declared dead.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 24, 2018 04:32 PM (JUOKG)

144 135 Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM (zRwJ/)

And THIS is how you spend your afterlife. Posting on ASHQ? Granted it's fun here, but I wouldn't want to be doing this for eternity. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 04:30 PM (AllCR)

Well it's either this or watching people fap. And there's a long waiting list to watch the hot people do it.

Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2018 04:32 PM (zRwJ/)

145 Speaking of comedy...

In my own neck of the woods, David Cross (from Arrested Development) purposely did "comedy" that he knew would offend Mormons (wore our "magic underwear" in an ad for the show), then acted surprised it might offend. And even though yes, it offended a lot of the student body, the university did not rescind their invite. Because they believe in free speech and are not children. And guess what, he did not get torched, there were no riots. If you gotta offend someone, offend us Mormons, we are easy targets that don't punch back.

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/08/23/during-his-performance/

(And the op/ed in the Trib was right, David, about mormon underwear jokes being lazy and uncreative. We've heard 'em all before. Try something new.)

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2018 04:32 PM (hvf9s)

146 Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM (zRwJ/)

Count yourself lucky. Some poor poster briefly got their sexual orientation changed by a typo. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 04:33 PM (AllCR)

147 That Buzzion thread is good too.

A little bittersweet. Some old names I haven't seen on the site for a while...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

148 Ace, thank you for that !
I didn't even know how badly I needed something like that.

Sad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 24, 2018 04:33 PM (58Au8)

149 Watching Liz Claman (on DVR) covering the Hawaii Hurricane. She said you need 2 weeks of food stocked up. Am I odd that I have more than that in the pantry always?

Posted by: X-ray at August 24, 2018 04:33 PM (E6K2A)

150 I don't get it.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 24, 2018 04:33 PM (HiLJ1)

151 Mary Matalin was a often seen Republican pundit, haven't seen her in a long time.

She did a speech/statement after Trump was elected that she could die happy.

I can't imagine how her and Carville make their marriage work. They do though. Good lesson for everyone.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 24, 2018 04:34 PM (KklUr)

152 Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2018 04:32 PM (zRwJ/)

Yeah, I'd say "watching people fap" would be way down there on the ways to spend an afterlife.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 04:34 PM (AllCR)

153 149 Watching Liz Claman (on DVR) covering the Hawaii Hurricane. She said you need 2 weeks of food stocked up. Am I odd that I have more than that in the pantry always?
Posted by: X-ray at August 24, 2018 04:33 PM (E6K2A)

Is that 'Big Boobed' Liz Claman?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

154 The one with Mark Zuckerberg testifying was funny, but unnerving. He's just a weird, weird, dude.

https://youtu.be/_zCDvOsdL9Q

Posted by: josephistan at August 24, 2018 04:34 PM (Izzlo)

155 122 3 years ago tomorrow Fenelonspoke got me killed.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=358675
Posted by: buzzion at August 24, 2018 04:28 PM (zRwJ/)

RIP. Could you haunt Obama for awhile? That might be amusing.

Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at August 24, 2018 04:35 PM (RD7QR)

156 Mormon underwear jokes
Dumb Southerner jokes
Trump is stoopid jokes

These guys are sooooo edgy man.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 24, 2018 04:35 PM (nHkyI)

157 Mary Matalin was a often seen Republican pundit, haven't seen her in a long time.

Had to beat autocucumber into submission for that
Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:29 PM (lxZ71)

Maybe all the makeup she piled on finally smothered her.

Hey, it's late on a Friday afternoon; maybe it's time for Sleepy Jeff to unseal a gazillion indictments.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 24, 2018 04:35 PM (y7DUB)

158 >>149
Watching Liz Claman (on DVR) covering the Hawaii Hurricane. She said you
need 2 weeks of food stocked up. Am I odd that I have more than that in
the pantry always?

Posted by: X-ray

No. We have 12 months of rice and beans in sealed mylar. It's right next to the ammo bins.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2018 04:35 PM (r9UYA)

159 >>> The one with Mark Zuckerberg testifying was funny, but unnerving. He's just a weird, weird, dude.

I enjoyed all the memes after that said the hearing proved he was a robot. His eyes did look freaky there. I think he was going for wide eyed and innocent, and instead it came off as creepy stalker.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2018 04:36 PM (hvf9s)

160 Haven't Mary Matalin in a long time, Carville has her in a box in his basement?

Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2018 04:36 PM (5b/N2)

161 The one with Mark Zuckerberg testifying was funny, but unnerving. He's just a weird, weird, dude.

https://youtu.be/_zCDvOsdL9Q

Bad Lip Reading is usually pretty funny stuff. The Zuckenberg one was good.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 24, 2018 04:36 PM (RHEDC)

162 Carville drags a 100$ bill through the bedroom to make their marriage work don't you know?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (6Ll1u)

163 Apropod of nothing.....reslly not digging the new Delta uniforms.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (nHkyI)

164 Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2018 04:32 PM (hvf9s)

Only funny thing he ever did was sing chicken pot, chicken pot , chicken pot pie as a guest character on Just Shoot Me.

Actually it was a meme here at aos briefly a long time ago.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (zzUT1)

165 Best Friday amusement in awhile.
I wonder how much of that is what Sanders is really thinking???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (0tfLf)

166 Is that 'Big Boobed' Liz Claman?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Sorry for not following AoSHQ standards.

Posted by: X-ray at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (E6K2A)

167 Without electric and no outside food brought in could last easily 2 weeks, add electric for 2 freezers- 2 months.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (lxZ71)

168
Watching Liz Claman (on DVR) covering the Hawaii Hurricane. She said you need 2 weeks of food stocked up

Ten bucks says we get video of some asshole on a surfboard out in the hurricanethis weekend.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (10vO4)

169 Medieval Land Fun Time World is still the best Bad Lip Reading.

https://youtu.be/5Krz-dyD-UQ

I remain bitter that this is not a real movie.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (dEQP3)

170 Damn...gonna have to watch it when I get home.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (a0IVu)

171 I make nachos! That's a battle cry to take into the night...

Posted by: McDirty at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (HCh/n)

172 I think he was going for wide eyed and innocent, and instead it came off as creepy stalker.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2018 04:36 PM (hvf9s)

Looked like a lizard in a human suit to me. Half expected him to lick his own eyeball.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (J+mig)

173 Hey everybody!

Welp, I signed up for that Ukrainian dating site that's being advertised here, but I keep getting back messages I can't read...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (km8m2)

174 Last hurricane in Hawaii was 1993, we went in 1994 and places were still closed a year later.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (lxZ71)

175 "I'm gonna punch ya. In the esophagus."

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

176 Hey, it's late on a Friday afternoon; maybe it's time for Sleepy Jeff to unseal a gazillion indictments.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 24, 2018 04:35 PM (y7DUB)

-------

I got my clock set for 12:30 am Sunday.

Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (5b/N2)

177 Of course I hit post instead of paste - well starts with a P.Anyway, maybe the best Bad Lip Reading was the royal wedding:
https://youtu.be/SKV6h_5XFbk

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (RHEDC)

178 Ten bucks says we get video of some asshole on a surfboard out in the hurricanethis weekend.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (10vO4)

Nah. It ain't Florida.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (T71PA)

179 Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (a4pJj)

180 Yeah I think I could survive 2 weeks as well with just what is in my pantry on any given day. But millenials and coastal libs eat out every meal or order Blue Apron which means they have no food ever.

The govt needs to do something!!! For the children of course.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (nHkyI)

181 They really pumped up the impeach crowd with a metric butt ton of nothing burgers.

I think the same can be said about the polls. Potemkin would be pleased.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (AWWxT)

182
Last hurricane in Hawaii was 1993, we went in 1994 and places were still closed a year later.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (lxZ71)

Remember Barry telling the press he was "Hawaii lazy"? Yeah, that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 24, 2018 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

183 Haven't Mary Matalin in a long time, Carville has her in a box in his basement?
Posted by: MAGA at August 24, 2018 04:36 PM (5b/N2)

Serpenthead will let her out if L$U football ever gets good again. Could be a long wait...

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 24, 2018 04:40 PM (y7DUB)

184 qdpsteve - here you go
https://www.lexilogos.com/english/russian_translation.htm

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:40 PM (lxZ71)

185 Gina.....Jeana, Yea, I know, that's what I said,

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:40 PM (pgE7P)

186 Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammitt .
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (a4pJj)

Did you just hit your thumb with a hammer?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 04:40 PM (zzUT1)

187 Tard.

Posted by: DaveA at August 24, 2018 04:41 PM (FhXTo)

188
Nah. It ain't Florida.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (T71PA)

Florida Man don't surf

Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore at August 24, 2018 04:41 PM (10vO4)

189 >>> Only funny thing he ever did was sing chicken pot, chicken pot , chicken pot pie as a guest character on Just Shoot Me.

Aww, Just Shoot Me. I love Enrico Colantoni. That show is probably not big enough to be part of the current surge of TV revivals, but it was silly fun.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2018 04:41 PM (hvf9s)

190 Hawaiian Lava Shark Zombies vs. Hurricane Luau Cannibals ... coming soon to a SyFy channel near you!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Who Believes the MFM Critic ... at August 24, 2018 04:41 PM (AoK0a)

191 #pouroneoutforbuzzion

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 24, 2018 04:41 PM (AM1GF)

192 179 Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (a4pJj)

Dude?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:41 PM (bcbK8)

193
Is that 'Big Boobed' Liz Claman?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Sorry for not following AoSHQ standards.
We have those???

Posted by: tu3031 at August 24, 2018 04:42 PM (jDF8P)

194 >>> Looked like a lizard in a human suit to me. Half expected him to lick his own eyeball.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (J+mig)

YESSSS! That is a MUCH better description of his creepy face.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2018 04:42 PM (hvf9s)

195 Watching Liz Claman (on DVR) covering the Hawaii Hurricane. She said you need 2 weeks of food stocked up

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM

Is the wind ripping at her shirt, causing her magnificent bewbs to be shown in all their glory? Asking for me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:42 PM (pgE7P)

196 Florida Man don't surf
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore

Isn't it only the ones named Charlie?

Posted by: X-ray at August 24, 2018 04:42 PM (E6K2A)

197 SPLC will declare them a hate group, Visa and MasterCard will cut them off. Facebook and Google will deplatform them.

Tommy "the bus driver" Vietor endorsed this video, so it's got the Obama camp seal of approval. They can stand down on the deplatforming.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2018 04:43 PM (ZGrMX)

198 Mormon underwear jokes

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I watch a lot of true crime documentaries. They've been hitting the Mormons hard. Either every other Mormon is a murderer or there might be an agenda.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 04:43 PM (+y/Ru)

199 Troy Balderson has finally been declared the winner in OH-12. Dems weren't able to steal this one.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 24, 2018 04:43 PM (HiLJ1)

200 Anybody notice Hawaii is having a bad run of luck the last year or two?

Oh, and RIP Buzzion.

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2018 04:43 PM (NLLmE)

201 RIP to Robin Leach, of 1980s Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous series fame.

"Champagne wishes and caviar dreams!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2018 04:43 PM (km8m2)

202 Heh Hawaii Lazy. They are very proud of being highly inefficient in every aspect of life. Though truth be told if I lived there I'd prolly be the same way. Hard to do work when it's 82, sunny and you are surrounded by beaches.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 24, 2018 04:43 PM (nHkyI)

203 I have to hope that Sarah Huckabee Sanders saw this and got a good laugh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:44 PM (pgE7P)

204 Delaware State Bans Snowball Fights
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)

Not surprisingly seeing that snow is white.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 24, 2018 04:44 PM (aCNZ6)

205 Maybe the hurricane will put out the volcano, could happen

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 04:44 PM (6Ll1u)

206 Skip, thanks!

... Hmm, seems they're all really into Ovaltine...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2018 04:44 PM (km8m2)

207 Tommy "the bus driver" Vietor endorsed this video, so it's got the Obama camp seal of approval. They can stand down on the deplatforming.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2018 04:43 PM (ZGrMX)

Yeah but we've all seen that turn around pretty much instantaneously.

Posted by: filbert at August 24, 2018 04:44 PM (953wK)

208 I think "Weft cut loop" pulled the trigger on our late friend.

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2018 04:44 PM (NLLmE)

209 I have to hope that Sarah Huckabee Sanders saw this and got a good laugh.

Her dad thought it was hilarious, so I'm sure she's seen it.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2018 04:45 PM (ZGrMX)

210 I shared this last night:

After the restaurant kerfuffle, I would hope that Sarah Sanders got a ton of letters from people, inviting her to eat at their homes whenever she wants.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2018 04:45 PM (km8m2)

211 If you want to read how much goodwill McCain's mavericky maverickness earned him from the left, read this twitter thread:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8bf2sfs

Posted by: bonhomme at August 24, 2018 04:45 PM (9qZ3S)

212 Aww, Just Shoot Me. I love Enrico Colantoni. That show is probably not big enough to be part of the current surge of TV revivals, but it was silly fun.
Posted by: LizLem

Mathesar FTW! Arrrrr arrrrr arrrrr arrrr

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 04:45 PM (TUUTu)

213 Delaware State Bans Snowball Fights
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)

Not surprisingly seeing that snow is white.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 24, 2018 04:44 PM (aCNZ6)

And Maryland is now taxing the snow that flies over it and falls in Delaware.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:46 PM (T71PA)

214 Whoever made that video is literally worse than Hitler. Those poor, brave journalists who sacrifice so much to make news, and to be treated like this. Never before in the history of this country has a group of people been slaughtered wholesale like journalists today.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 04:46 PM (dNzKv)

215 Of course I hit post instead of paste - well starts with a P.Anyway, maybe the best Bad Lip Reading was the royal wedding:
https://youtu.be/SKV6h_5XFbk
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (RHEDC)

That was hilarious. Thanks.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 24, 2018 04:46 PM (KklUr)

216 Remember the nuclear attack warning that some idiot put out for Hawaii?

Then when the all clear came out Pornhub views skyrocketed.

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2018 04:46 PM (NLLmE)

217 Still can't get it figured out how the biggest hate group got to decide who is a hate group ( and never looked into the mirror)

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:47 PM (lxZ71)

218 Florida Man don't surf
Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore at August 24, 2018 04:41 PM (10vO4)

Florida Man does indeed surf, but only on the backs of alligators, high on cocaine. (Him or the Alligator, you ask? Don't be silly, this is Florida Man, the answer is "yes".)

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 24, 2018 04:47 PM (J+mig)

219 Anybody notice Hawaii is having a bad run of luck the last year or two?

Anti-Trump karma is a Stone. Cold. Bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 04:47 PM (TUUTu)

220 >>> Ten bucks says we get video of some asshole on a surfboard out in the hurricane this weekend.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 24, 2018 04:37 PM (10vO4)

I assume the Moron will be kind enough to post first so we can all watch.

Posted by: Concernedly Concerned in Corcavado at August 24, 2018 04:47 PM (4fmLd)

221 Enrico Colantoni

Colantoni's best role was as the mob boss Carl Elias on Person of Interest. He played the *hell* out of smart, calculating menace, and his "I'm not gonna kill you. He is, I'm just gonna watch" speech from season 3 is one of the best performances ever on a TV show.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2018 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)

222 I miss Buzzion. He was so likeable. RIP dude.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 24, 2018 04:48 PM (KklUr)

223 Anti-Trump karma is a Stone. Cold. Bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 04:47 PM (TUUTu)

Doesn't it seem like that shit is real sometimes?

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2018 04:48 PM (NLLmE)

224 Today is Nacho 500 day. It's been 500 days since Hillary Clinton is Nacho president.

Posted by: SMOD at August 24, 2018 04:50 PM (WQMJ4)

225 Funny thing is when Hawaii and Alaska became states, it was assumed Hawaii would be Republican and Alaska Democrat, so the balance of power would be a wash nationally. And here we are 60 years later totally opposite.

Goes to show nothing in politics is forever.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 24, 2018 04:50 PM (nHkyI)

226 222 I miss Buzzion. He was so likeable. RIP dude.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 24, 2018 04:48 PM (KklUr)

Nice guy. Hands smelled like cabbage.

Posted by: eleven at August 24, 2018 04:50 PM (NLLmE)

227 So, 0 hurricanes in Hawaii last year, now 1 this year. It is more than a 1000% increase in hurricanes, just like the warming models predicted. And it is going to be an ultra supermax cat 1 or maybe a supertropical storm. It won't have as much wind, but it will be a heavy rain event. Just like the models predicted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 04:51 PM (dNzKv)

228 I take it November and December are the big surf months in Hawaii, that's when those giant waves hit.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:51 PM (lxZ71)

229 Ten bucks says we get video of some asshole on a surfboard out in the hurricane this weekend.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Sucker bet. There were at least a dozen in the gulf on the Friday before hurricane Alicia blew in right there by the Hotel Galvez in Galveston.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 04:52 PM (TUUTu)

230 Old and busted: Burger King drive through

New hotness: Weiner Queen drive through

Drive-in movies may be a thing of the past, but in Zurich, drive-ins are alive and well. Instead of seeing a movie, patrons in Switzerland - where prostitution has been legal since the 1940s - can receive the services of sex workers.

In 2012, 52 percent of Zurich citizens voted in support of the government to set aside $2 million to build drive-in structures, which are referred to as "sex boxes," in a discreet area. To operate the facilities each year, $800,000 is set aside for security and on-site social services. Previously, sex workers were mostly located at the city's riverfront area, but residents complained about the noise and traffic jams.

-
I dunno. Government whore boxes doesn't sound to good to me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 04:52 PM (+y/Ru)

231 I guess Hawaiian Judge has found something he can't issue an injunction against

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 24, 2018 04:52 PM (dNzKv)

232 186 Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammitt .
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (a4pJj)

Did you just hit your thumb with a hammer?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 04:40 PM (zzUT1)

No, I'm just an idiot.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

233 Wut? Buzzion is dead..again? Afterlife is not what I thought it would be..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 24, 2018 04:53 PM (a0IVu)

234 Buzzion died? Damn and on the dame day as Tom Hanks. Sad.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 24, 2018 04:54 PM (nHkyI)

235 Ten bucks says we get video of some asshole on a surfboard out in the hurricane this weekend.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

I have no problem with surfers going out in storms. I have a problem that some - many, sadly - people believe we have some sort of duty to rescue them if they get in trouble. That really burns my shorts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 24, 2018 04:54 PM (63i9Y)

236 Colantoni's best role was as the mob boss Carl Elias on Person of Interest.

What? No love for Galaxy Quest?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 04:54 PM (TUUTu)

237 "When can I see you?"
"How about never sounds like a good day"

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 24, 2018 04:54 PM (UFgOG)

238 >>> Colantoni's best role was as the mob boss Carl Elias on Person of Interest. He played the *hell* out of smart, calculating menace, and his "I'm not gonna kill you. He is, I'm just gonna watch" speech from season 3 is one of the best performances ever on a TV show. Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2018 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)

+1

I love he can do so many types of roles so well. Galaxy Quest he was both hilarious and poignant. Veronica Mars, he was one of THE best TV dads ever.

Have not watched much of Person of Interest, I was too busy when it came out to add yet another show to my lineup. I might have to check it out.

Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2018 04:54 PM (hvf9s)

239 217 Still can't get it figured out how the biggest hate group got to decide who is a hate group ( and never looked into the mirror)

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:47 PM (lxZ71)

____

I believe the psychiatric term is Self-Loathing Projection, secondary to Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2018 04:55 PM (QBJYW)

240 219. Stupid Hawaiian judge doesn't care. He'll self immolate rather than help DJT.

Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2018 04:55 PM (XUMZv)

241 I dunno. Government whore boxes doesn't sound to good to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 04:52 PM

Government cheese.

Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:55 PM (pgE7P)

242
So, 0 hurricanes in Hawaii last year, now 1 this year. It is more than a
1000% increase in hurricanes, just like the warming models predicted.
And it is going to be an ultra supermax cat 1 or maybe a supertropical
storm. It won't have as much wind, but it will be a heavy rain event.
Just like the models predicted.

Or....we decided to be nice.

Posted by: The Joos at August 24, 2018 04:56 PM (jDF8P)

243 I dunno. Government whore boxes doesn't sound to good to me.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 04:52 PM

Government cheese.
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 24, 2018 04:55 PM (pgE7P)

There were traffic jams.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:56 PM (T71PA)

244 Maybe this hurricane is a blessing if it keeps any Hawaiian judges heads down.

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:56 PM (lxZ71)

245 Banning snowball fights?
This is beyond stupid.
Soon only criminals will have snowballs.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 24, 2018 04:57 PM (0tfLf)

246 239 217 Still can't get it figured out how the biggest hate group got to decide who is a hate group ( and never looked into the mirror)

Posted by: Skip at August 24, 2018 04:47 PM (lxZ71)

____

I believe the psychiatric term is Self-Loathing Projection, secondary to Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
Posted by: ShainS at August 24, 2018 04:55 PM (QBJYW

What about just plain self-loathing?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:57 PM (NWiLs)

247 "What I really need is a craft table, a magic wand, and someone to feed me pickles"

I volunteer.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 24, 2018 04:57 PM (/qEW2)

248 What? No love for Galaxy Quest?

I love Galaxy Quest, but Elias on POI was some next-level shit.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2018 04:57 PM (ZGrMX)

249 Hey everybody!

Welp, I signed up for that Ukrainian dating site that's being advertised here, but I keep getting back messages I can't read...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 24, 2018 04:38 PM (km8m2)

You want to be sure and get them translated. Some of them are organ donor contracts. While you're still alive.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 04:58 PM (9BLnV)

250 >>I have no problem with surfers going out in storms. I have a problem
that some - many, sadly - people believe we have some sort of duty to
rescue them if they get in trouble. That really burns my shorts.

Why do you hate first responders and their ever increasing pay demands?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 24, 2018 04:58 PM (r9UYA)

251 Hawaiian Judge: Sure I'll approve repealing DACA. But first blow me.

DJT: Heh.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 24, 2018 04:58 PM (T71PA)

252 238 >>> Colantoni's best role was as the mob boss Carl Elias on Person of Interest. He played the *hell* out of smart, calculating menace, and his "I'm not gonna kill you. He is, I'm just gonna watch" speech from season 3 is one of the best performances ever on a TV show. Posted by: Ian S. at August 24, 2018 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)

+1

I love he can do so many types of roles so well. Galaxy Quest he was both hilarious and poignant. Veronica Mars, he was one of THE best TV dads ever.

Have not watched much of Person of Interest, I was too busy when it came out to add yet another show to my lineup. I might have to check it out.
Posted by: LizLem at August 24, 2018 04:54 PM (hvf9s)

Liked him in Flashpoint. Didn't realize he was Canadian.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 04:58 PM (TUUTu)

253 232 186 Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammitt .
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (a4pJj)

Did you just hit your thumb with a hammer?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 04:40 PM (zzUT1)

No, I'm just an idiot.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

Anything happen worth sharing, man?

Hopefully whatever it is doesn't sting too much.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK8)

254 Heh Hawaii Lazy. They are very proud of being highly inefficient in every aspect of life. Though truth be told if I lived there I'd prolly be the same way. Hard to do work when it's 82, sunny and you are surrounded by beaches.
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 24, 2018 04:43 PM (nHkyI)

--------

I watched a documentary about the 2016 election-day, where they followed various Americans throughout the day to get their perspectives on the election.

One of the couples were Hawaiian beach bums. This was the most outrageous, newsworthy campaign cycle of my life. There was 24/7 coverage of the American political freakshow, and the news was Trump, Trump, Trump for almost two years. Outside of the media EVERYONE was talking about this election.

The guy in this couple somehow, against all odds, didn't know Trump was running for President.

Hawaiians are really out there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 24, 2018 04:59 PM (AzW6q)

255
dunno. Government whore boxes doesn't sound to good to me.

So how are you supposed to keep them from getting damaged during shipping?

Posted by: Lt. Col. Kilgore at August 24, 2018 04:59 PM (10vO4)

256 "If you want to read how much goodwill McCain's mavericky maverickness earned him from the left, read this twitter thread:"

They wrote another one right after that one.

"John McCain Requests Ashes Be Launched Into Iraq"

The replies aren't any better, they loath him. So for all his efforts to be loved by the left, they still hate him, along with most of the right. Probably as it should be.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 24, 2018 05:00 PM (ye3s4)

257 253 232 186 Dammit dammit dammit dammit dammitt .
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:39 PM (a4pJj)

Did you just hit your thumb with a hammer?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 24, 2018 04:40 PM (zzUT1)

No, I'm just an idiot.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

Anything happen worth sharing, man?

Hopefully whatever it is doesn't sting too much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 04:58 PM (bcbK

I can't explain the whole thing, but suffice it to say I'm apparently an emotional retard when it comes to one of my kids.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

258 Drive ins could make a comeback, with better food and sound systems. And a curtain in between each car for you know?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 24, 2018 05:00 PM (6Ll1u)

259
OMG!!! Making fun of the Press!! That's totes Naziism!! Trying to silence them!!!!!!!!!

E L E V E N T Y !!!!!! !! !! !! ! !

Posted by: Tater Stelter at August 24, 2018 05:00 PM (rXie1)

260 Anybody notice Hawaii is having a bad run of luck the last year or two?
..............

Obama Karma finally paying back.

Posted by: wth at August 24, 2018 05:01 PM (HgMAr)

261 nood.

butt grabber

Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2018 05:01 PM (BMZuS)

262 Stupid Hawaiian judge doesn't care. He'll self immolate rather than help DJT.
Posted by: kallisto at August 24, 2018 04:55 PM (XUMZv)

You mean sacrifice his wealth, cush lifestyle, and blowoff job? Come on! You know there are no judges like that. All you need to keep a Hawaiian judge in line is to show his wife or husband pictures of the judge and Obama in the shower together.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 24, 2018 05:01 PM (9BLnV)

263 @Insomniac

Well, you're OUR emotional retard, regardless of what anyone says.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 05:02 PM (bcbK8)

264 sorry Insomniac.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 24, 2018 05:02 PM (4s4Jc)

265 Enrico Colantoni? Didn't he sing the National Anthem and was home plate umpire a few years ago

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 24, 2018 05:02 PM (OLCnA)

266 I can't explain the whole thing, but suffice it to say I'm apparently an emotional retard when it comes to one of my kids.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

Awww. Don't be too hard on yourself.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 24, 2018 05:02 PM (KklUr)

267 Oh no! Tomahawk Lizzie is a has-been.

https://bit.ly/2LpzITx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 24, 2018 05:03 PM (+y/Ru)

268 261 nood.

butt grabber
Posted by: simplemind at August 24, 2018 05:01 PM (BMZuS)

...
Go on...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 24, 2018 05:03 PM (bcbK8)

269 Seem fitting somehow:

"Legal Insurrection" reports that San Francisco poop patrol workers make $71,000 per year $184,000 with
benefits:

https://tinyurl.com/y7yj47s9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 05:04 PM (AllCR)

270 266 I can't explain the whole thing, but suffice it to say I'm apparently an emotional retard when it comes to one of my kids.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

Awww. Don't be too hard on yourself.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 24, 2018 05:02 PM (KklUr)

*sigh* You know me well enough to know that's like telling me to stop breathing.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 24, 2018 05:04 PM (NWiLs)

271 "Legal Insurrection" reports that San Francisco poop patrol workers make $71,000 per year $184,000 with
benefits:

Something is wrong with those numbers. And most companies, benefits are worth 1/3 total compensation package not one and a half times.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 05:06 PM (TUUTu)

272 Colantoni's ???

what about laura san giacomas heaving tracts of land?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 24, 2018 05:07 PM (JNHOa)

273 "What if I scraped a horseradish all over my face?"

Classic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 24, 2018 05:14 PM (CTtdn)

274 I make nachos.

Posted by: Mallamutt at August 24, 2018 05:26 PM (/HC6x)

275 271 "Legal Insurrection" reports that San Francisco poop patrol workers make $71,000 per year $184,000 with
benefits:

Something is wrong with those numbers. And most companies, benefits are worth 1/3 total compensation package not one and a half times.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 24, 2018 05:06 PM (TUUTu)

I'm not a CFO nor accountant, but pension stuff?

Prolly need punched in their esophagus.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 24, 2018 05:35 PM (di1hb)

276 If you liked this one check the Inauguration one, it's hysterical. Damn machine won't let me copy the link, WTF?

Posted by: Farmer at August 24, 2018 05:45 PM (lfXAE)

277 > Varicose Ken...

I just about pissed myself at that one.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 24, 2018 06:27 PM (TM5Iv)

278 Okay we are TOTALLY doxxing the people who made this video.

Posted by: CNN at August 24, 2018 06:51 PM (0V/8D)

279 OAN's John Gizzi is probably the best man in that room, but I don't think he qualifies as "Lanky" lol

Posted by: hurricane567 at August 25, 2018 01:34 AM (nQcQg)

280 Good stuff. Not quite as good as The Gorilla Channel, but still good. And Mara What'sHerName from NPR has a face made for radio. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at August 25, 2018 09:26 AM (1Eryv)

281 269 Seem fitting somehow:

"Legal Insurrection" reports that San Francisco poop patrol workers make $71,000 per year $184,000 with
benefits:

https://tinyurl.com/y7yj47s9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 24, 2018 05:04 PM (AllCR)

If they rubbed the city council's nose in it, I'd call that a bargain.

Posted by: model_1066 at August 25, 2018 01:36 PM (nYY/0)

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