aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Body of Mollie Tibbets, College Student Who Went Missing While Jogging, Found
Suspect in Custody, Subject to an Immigration Detainer
I say we throw a parade in his honor.
After all, the Statue of Liberty has a poem on it.First degree murder charged in Mollie Tibbetts disappearance. 24-year-old Cristihian Bahena Rivera, 24. Rivera lives in Poweshiek Co. Authorities confirm "he is an illegal alien." pic.twitter.com/W00podixui
— KWWL (@KWWL) August 21, 2018
Illegal claims he "tried to run alongside Mollie" and she told
him to go away or something, and then he "blacked out" and remembers he
dumped her body.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)He seems nice.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 05:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2018 05:12 PM (5/nmR)
Posted by: rc at August 21, 2018 05:12 PM (aUCH1)
Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 05:12 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 21, 2018 05:13 PM (9j2iu)
Posted by: Not Martenszoon at August 21, 2018 05:13 PM (Y0wjb)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 05:13 PM (B0pA3)
Posted by: torabora at August 21, 2018 05:13 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 05:14 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:14 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: clutch at August 21, 2018 05:14 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:14 PM (g5KCb)
*sad face*
Posted by: Pinochet Air CFO at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (Y0wjb)
I was looking at that Colorado turd who murdered his kids and wife and I said to myself there's a head that needs to roll on the floor.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (LWYzG)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: MSM at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (2NqXo)
............
He must have ate the worm.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (++G28)
Though Hillary may successfully use that if she ever comes up for prosecution.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (37IEG)
But, luckily for him he came to briefly for the rape...
Then, he blacked out again. Until it was time to hide the evidence.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (g5KCb)
I was looking at that Colorado turd who murdered his kids and wife
and I said to myself there's a head that needs to roll on the floor.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (LWYzG)
I cannot bring myself to read anything about that story.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (GoLZO)
I think you're on to something with the second half of your question.
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (B0pA3)
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (GoLZO)
That's Aztlan, gringo.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (Y0wjb)
Then he'll black out and not remember when we execute him.
So, no problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Yeb! Mesmerized by Acts of Love at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (a0IVu)
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I can't either, IC. It's bad enough to know it happened - I don't want or need the details to know how heinous it was.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (JJZzu)
him to go away or something, and then he "blacked out" and remembers he
dumped her body.
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Illegal Drugs will do that to people.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Ronster at August 21, 2018 05:12 PM (5/nmR)
.............
Do the world a favor.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (DzFIB)
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Boy, if I had a nickle for every time that's happened to me!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (N1ZXu)
The kids are taken away and NEVER given back. Put them up for adoption to good people in good homes that are not relatives.
That would give them something to mull over as they crossed the border laughing their rear ends off, just in time for some of the women to drop their welps in a bush and get cradle to grave welfare.
Ok, half way /sarc
Posted by: Drider at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (6uV+4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 21, 2018 05:16 PM (YqDXo)
Short man complex. Its a real thing.
Posted by: LASue at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (Z48ZB)
Translation: Ran up behind her and bashed her head with a rock so he could drag her off into the bushes.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (g5KCb)
No, it was global warming
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (7HtZB)
But Trump was not named.
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (czkHE)
Posted by: itsatax at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (/1c+O)
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (W+vEI)
Why do I think Mollie would contribute more to the US positively than these lawbreakers.
Her family is from SanFran. Wonder what their stance on illegal immigration is.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (Nt/TS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (89T5c)
The kids are taken away and NEVER given back. Put them up for adoption to good people in good homes that are not relatives.
That would give them something to mull over as they crossed the border laughing their rear ends off, just in time for some of the women to drop their welps in a bush and get cradle to grave welfare.
Ok, half way /sarc
Posted by: Drider at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (6uV+4)
Why? I don't want those fuckin' kids here either.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (Enq6K)
Murdering young women s just one of the quaint cultural customs of illegals that we have to applaud.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: average Leftie at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (UsCnO)
yup, that makes it more diverse ... some peaceful times, some murderous times ... Diversity worship is such a destructive lie.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Doofus at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (IqV8l)
I'm thinking Trump will not let it be so.
Hang this one on Congress, particularly the RINOs and Democrats, who refuses to fund the Wall.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Regular Jeb! at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Antisocialist at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (9BwmK)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (Nt/TS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (k1TUh)
Almost as if they are trying to manufacture facts that support the conclusions the lazy bastards have leapt to!
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: David Hogg at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (lbGNh)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (0OmEj)
...............
HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL... oh wait, he's an alien?
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (CE6iV)
I think it's called "dreaming". He's a "dreamer".
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (y87Qq)
I cannot bring myself to read anything about that story
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Had something about it on the radio this morning. He's claiming that she strangled the kids after he told her he wanted to seperate.
Oh, and I think it was also mentioned that he was having an affair with a co-worker.
Posted by: junior at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (umy56)
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (hKA/9)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (qul7b)
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (8D42x)
Jogger tits are just gross.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (g5KCb)
Stop watching them old joggers man.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:21 PM (37IEG)
*pop*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (89T5c)
...........
Save gas, find an overpass.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:22 PM (HgMAr)
But he's not the only one...
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 21, 2018 05:22 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 05:22 PM (iiixZ)
Every fistfight I've ever been in, win, lose or draw is gone from my memory from shortly before the first punch until shortly after the last one... Just gone.
I've never tried to pretend it meant anything - just that I can't remember it.
Not much of a defense there, buddy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 05:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (y87Qq)
Murdreaming. He's a murdreamer.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 05:22 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (37IEG)
Says me, who forgets to bring her mace with her 97% of the time.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (Nt/TS)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (DzFIB)
it's the stare of one whose soul has died
Posted by: Ersatz at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (44PTs)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (fiF07)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (7rpiB)
*pop*
In 19th century gallows, there were counterweights attached to the other end of the hanging rope, in order to make sure that the neck was broken by the drop. If the hangman miscalculated the counterweight to be used, the condemned mans head would pop right off. Happened quite a few times, made for quite a show.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Pure hickory at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (SQOeW)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (B0pA3)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (2NqXo)
Get him a bus ticket for Frisco.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (qul7b)
Why? They'd elect him mayor.
Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (7HtZB)
*pop*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (89T5c)
no, that's the point of Pinochet Helicopter Rides. No rope needed. Just a thousand feet of air.
Posted by: average Trump supporter at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (UsCnO)
'Everything just went Burnt Sienna.'
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (g5KCb)
Yeah, it's impossible and impractical, but it's nice to dream.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (y87Qq)
so they'll just send him to the cornfield?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (Nt/TS)
take this guy and feed him to the hogs
Posted by: brak at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2018 05:25 PM (T6t7i)
Blacked out is such a racist term. It should be Whited out.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (2NqXo)
Crayola Crayons introduces their newest color!
Whitspanic!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:25 PM (37IEG)
How about we withhold financial aid from countries who send us their people across the border? Especially Mexico, who allows its southern border to breached as long as these aliens move quickly to the Mexico/US border.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 05:25 PM (Enq6K)
56 Iowa doesn't have capital punishment, in case anyone was wondering.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (y87Qq)
Transport him, heavily chained and manacled, to Illinois. Then have a "sudden door opening" incident on the bridge across the Mississippi River.
You could equally well substitute "Nebraska" and "Missouri Rivef" into that sentence.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: weew at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (gk7if)
59 100 ft. Of rope. Head in a noose. Then drop him from a helicopter. You'll even hear the
*pop*
In 19th century gallows, there were counterweights attached to the
other end of the hanging rope, in order to make sure that the neck was
broken by the drop. If the hangman miscalculated the counterweight to
be used, the condemned mans head would pop right off. Happened quite a
few times, made for quite a show.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:23 PM (k1TUh)
Tell me about it
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Jeffrey Wheaton at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (OMMdV)
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (T6t7i)
Sorry, but I can't make jokes here. I'm the father of 4 daughters. Losing even one like this would destroy me.
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2018 05:25 PM (T6t7i)
Joking is our way of avoiding doing what the Liberals would really like, and expect, us to do.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (jxbfJ)
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Did Saddam's head fly off when they hanged him? If so... AWESOME!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 05:22 PM
This.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (2NqXo)
One small piece at a time.
I figure by time he's reduced to a legless, armless, ear-less and junk-less torso, he might even welcome the succor of death.
But he'd be quite aerodynamic for that one final fling across the border, via giant trebuchet.
Screaming, all the way. On Pay Per View, no less.
These are my *nicer* thoughts for the evil sonofabitch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (QzJWU)
I'm thinking Trump will not let it be so.
Hang this one on Congress, particularly the RINOs and Democrats, who refuses to fund the Wall.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (W+vEI)
Then our paid for defense for this piece of $hit will claim he can't get a fair trial.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (9j2iu)
Sorry, but I can't make jokes here. I'm the father of 4 daughters. Losing even one like this would destroy me.
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2018 05:25 PM (T6t7i)
I have one. One child, a daughter. My gut tightens right up at the mere thought of having to go through what this poor young woman's dad has to face.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (g5KCb)
isn't this another color invented by WHITE MEN!???
Posted by: average Leftie at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (UsCnO)
Or, in Ace's case, when you try and drill a hole into some drywall.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (g5KCb)
Ok, half way /sarc
Posted by: Drider at August 21, 2018 05:17 PM (6uV+4)
Like you, I've tried to imagine more severe steps to deter illegals.
One thought is to say to hell with 'the wall.' Why aren't we just laying a minefield as wide as the DMZ? Wouldn't that be cheaper than a wall? It certainly would raise the stakes trying to run the border.
Yes, I know. I'm a monster.
Posted by: Ersatz at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (44PTs)
right up at the mere thought of having to go through what this poor
young woman's dad has to face.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (jxbfJ)
Same here.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Iowa Power and Light at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (IqV8l)
But he'd be quite aerodynamic for that one final fling across the border, via giant trebuchet.
Screaming, all the way. On Pay Per View, no less.
These are my *nicer* thoughts for the evil sonofabitch.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (QzJWU)
We'll do this one pro bono.
Posted by: Leo Da Vinci - CEO Trebuchet Airways at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (37IEG)
Wasn't some refugee acquitted of murder in Europe, because he didn't know the law there said murder was illegal? We live in stupid times.
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM
I think that was the illegal who set the huge forest fire.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (9lgjh)
Now you're talking.
Posted by: pep at August 21, 2018 05:26 PM (T6t7i)
++++
one small piece at a time. We want him to enjoy it.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (2sCft)
Yeah, it's impossible and impractical, but it's nice to dream.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (8iiMU)
10 demerits
Posted by: Trebuchet Guy at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (Y0wjb)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (g5KCb)
You can be my Attorney General if I ever become president.
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 05:29 PM (B0pA3)
*pop*
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (89T5c)
...........
Save gas, find an overpass.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:22 PM (HgMAr)
and time it so he get to see the semi headed right for him.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 05:29 PM (8D42x)
==
mace
stun gun
telescoping baton
big dog
(the dog being an excuse to carry the other stuff - it's just to protect him from being attacked by feral strays)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 05:29 PM (CE6iV)
Or, in Ace's case, when you try and drill a hole into some drywall.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (g5KCb)
Or forget to drink any fluids for days on end...
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 05:29 PM (Enq6K)
'Everything just went Burnt Sienna.'
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:24 PM (g5KCb)
isn't this another color invented by WHITE MEN!???
Posted by: average Leftie at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (UsCnO)
I thought it was a movie star's name.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:29 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Fed up at August 21, 2018 05:29 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (g5KCb)
My boobs are gross?!!! I'll keep them holstered from here on out. and all this time i thought i'd been wearing the right sports bras.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 21, 2018 05:29 PM (mfIIs)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (89T5c)
Decorate The Wall with his skull.
And while we're at it, let's put the skull of that Colorado turd who murdered his kids and wife on The Wall, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (LWYzG)
They can also be reminded of Andrew Cuomo's words on American greatness at the same time.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue Tarrasque Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (CXUGD)
I like it that you aren't letting him bully you.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (/tuJf)
And a picture of guns....
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (W+vEI)
Whew.... thought I'd lost it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (HiLJ1)
Hang this one on Congress, particularly the RINOs and Democrats, who refuses to fund the Wall.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:20 PM (W+vEI)
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I'm guessing he will talk about it in West Virginia tonight.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (OxYb4)
I rather fancy a moat full of alligators.
Posted by: Antisocialist at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (9BwmK)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (a0IVu)
That's too quick and painless.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: average White Leftie Woman Senator at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (UsCnO)
96 Women, if you jog or walk, carry mace. And, spray them as soon as you get nervous.
==
mace
stun gun
telescoping baton
big dog
(the dog being an excuse to carry the other stuff - it's just to protect him from being attacked by feral strays)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 05:29 PM (CE6iV)
Ankle holster with the largest caliber pistol you can comfortably and accurately shoot. Assuming of course CCW is permitted in your state.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)
10 demerits
Posted by: Trebuchet Guy at August 21, 2018 05:28 PM (Y0wjb)
Okay, close ALL the gates and set up the trebuchets, and launch them INTO Tijuana....
Better?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (a0IVu)
That's too quick and painless.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (DzFIB)
Not if you think outside the box.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (y87Qq)
Illegal claims he "tried to run alongside Mollie" and she told
him to go away
Merely responding to racism.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (0OmEj)
I will hand it to Ace. His brand of humour all but insists you join him in making fun of him.
You just can't get upset when he flies off in a petulant tizzy when you bag on his accessories.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:32 PM (g5KCb)
I rather fancy a moat full of alligators.
Posted by: Antisocialist at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (9BwmK)
bordered with bear traps
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:32 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 21, 2018 05:32 PM (LWYzG)
I hope he ends up with a new front hole.
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (CXUGD)
Somewhere between the collarbone and belly button, centered. That way he can suffer as the vital blood flows out of his worthless carcass.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 21, 2018 05:32 PM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Juicebox Hero at August 21, 2018 05:32 PM (M3WlM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 05:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Keith at August 21, 2018 05:32 PM (USf3s)
If it was up to me he would get the death penalty after no more than a year of appeals.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 05:27 PM (a0IVu)
That's too quick and painless.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (DzFIB)
Dull and gets stuck half way through.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (1jWCo)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)
Yes, BUT: only if you're willing to use it. If you aren't sure that you'd be able to go through with it, FFS carry something you will be willing to use. If that's OC, carry OC.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)
wouldn't you need two ankle holsters to even the weight?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: budman at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (cRwSI)
That's the only reason that killer, and the rest of those like him, were ever in Iowa in the first place. Of course we should punish the perp - but don't spend all of our time chasing after little fish, while we ignore the Big Rich Fish who made this all happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (+dsLj)
Replying to @KWWL
Don't use the word "alien" to refer to human beings.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (Enq6K)
If it was up to me he would get the death penalty after no more than a year of appeals.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (mpXpK)
The father lives in California so that's not a guarantee.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (m/vQu)
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Jose Inez Garcia Zarate at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (7rpiB)
Heck, there was a young gal who was beaten and raped while jogging on the treadmill in her apartment's gym. By an illegal alien.
Even playing it safe didn't protect her.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (+dsLj)
Guilty? No problem. You are set free. Free as a bird.
Except...........
As a murderer, you have lost all human rights. all of them.
And the public is given notice when and where you are released.
And the public gets to decide whatever they want, and can bring their guns.
Murderer wouldn't make it a hundred yards.
Posted by: average Trump supporter at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (UsCnO)
I think we should make it a weekly thread.
Garrett and ace trade insults. I'd read it religiously.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (/tuJf)
Not likely a hangman's error, but an error by someone up the chain. Barzan had degenerative diseases, likely had a weakened skeletal system. So, big oopsie when being hanginated.
I still chuckle to recall when it was termed a "botched execution".
Umm ......
Posted by: Yeb! Mesmerized by Acts of Love at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (9lgjh)
REMOVE MAYAN
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)
Who will pick our corn without such hardworking men?
I am sure some low level idiot at the National Review or Wall Street Journal is writing something along those lines now.
Posted by: William Eaton at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (MuTTO)
for this are the Meatpacking plants and other agricultural employers
who transport thousands of illegals up to Iowa and then pay them to stay
there, because they don't want to pay what it would cost to get actual
Americans to do the work.
That's the only reason that killer, and the rest of those like him,
were ever in Iowa in the first place. Of course we should punish the
perp - but don't spend all of our time chasing after little fish, while
we ignore the Big Rich Fish who made this all happen.
exactly, and the idiots in the state gov that say "Iowa needs more diversity" if anyone complains
Posted by: brak at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Antisocialist at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (9BwmK)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (sFofr)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (m/vQu)
the mary queen of scots treatment. nice.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (mfIIs)
I get that, and sympathize. *hugs* On occasion I use gallows humor as a defense mechanism, obviously others here do too. It's sometimes a needed pressure valve from the alternative reactions, ie crying or punching something.
I am reminded of a scene from So I Married an Axe Murderer that always makes me laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsgVCxRjSJ4
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (hvf9s)
REMOVE MAYAN
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)
REMOVE INCA
Just to hit the Trifecta.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 21, 2018 05:36 PM (9De+S)
Mollie Tibbets was sacrificed to keep up the profits of Iowa's agro-business establishment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:36 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: jeannebodine at August 21, 2018 05:36 PM (ttFx9)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 05:37 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Orson at August 21, 2018 05:30 PM (OxYb4)
Or his own recognizance. He's not a danger to the community. Only to jogging, racist, white women. Especially the Republican ones. We need to get rid of them anyway. He's doing America a favor.
White women should not be out jogging. It's her fault.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 05:37 PM (Nt/TS)
Just like my Weed Whacker.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:37 PM (g5KCb)
They have been looking for Tibbetts body for almost a month. Either this animal killed her quickly or he kidnapped her and kept her for a while.
The police didn't randomly find an illegal who admits to killing a 20 year old female jogger.
May she rest in peace for whatever horrendous things happened to her and may her family and her boyfriend eventually find peace for themselves. But that is going to take a long time.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 05:37 PM (YbmG/)
Posted by: Antisocialist
Nope.
The Mexican mafia, La Eme, will gladly protect him.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2018 05:37 PM (1jWCo)
Posted by: EyeSurgeon at August 21, 2018 05:37 PM (6em3m)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 05:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:37 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2018 05:38 PM (CXUGD)
ace should come to MT and they can do a podcast.
Posted by: concrete girl at August 21, 2018 05:38 PM (Tm+wy)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 21, 2018 05:38 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (sFofr)
It takes a really twisted and pathetic legal system to accept "blacking out" as a defense for anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 05:38 PM (63i9Y)
Posted by: William Eaton at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (MuTTO)
Machines.
And they will make our burgers and slaughter our pigs soon too. And maybe even cut our lawns. There are infinite possibilities for robotics to take over low-skill work.
And then Central America and South America can keep their murderers and 5th century sanitary traditions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 05:38 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 21, 2018 05:39 PM (7rpiB)
Awaiting a sage pronouncement on this matter from A. Nina Pinta Mongo Santa Maria.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 05:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August
yep, racist too.
Posted by: ? at August 21, 2018 05:39 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (ABjxW)
It's already happening in Europe. A couple of pedophiles, one in Italy and one in Wales, executed in their homes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 05:39 PM (4ErVI)
Ankle holster with the largest caliber pistol you can comfortably and
accurately shoot. Assuming of course CCW is permitted in your state.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)
wouldn't you need two ankle holsters to even the weight?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (CE6iV)
3 is 2. 2 is one. 1 is none. Law of redundancy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:39 PM (jxbfJ)
Who's been paying Stormy and Avenatti
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2018 05:39 PM (n+6mJ)
Animal.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 05:39 PM (JJZzu)
And all for a few votes to stay in office.
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2018 05:40 PM (lxZ71)
Hope this little p.o.s. 's rectum doesn t get closure...till they smoke him
Posted by: Falsecast at August 21, 2018 05:40 PM (8SBYm)
Posted by: ? at August 21, 2018 05:40 PM (MTjB1)
I offered to take the little fella fishing.
Also told him he was welcome to sleep in the hay barn if he wanted to come out and ride horsies like a cowboy.
There are plenty of feral cats for him to eat.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:40 PM (g5KCb)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 05:40 PM (lwiT4)
Swift justice for this pos.
Posted by: d9 at August 21, 2018 05:40 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM (sFofr)
It takes a really twisted and pathetic legal system to accept "blacking out" as a defense for anything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 05:38 PM (63i9Y)
Like the European one which is overflowing with empathy?
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 05:41 PM (sFofr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2018 05:41 PM (OLCnA)
Americans to do the work.
Posted by: brak at August 21, 2018 05:35 PM
It's funny because food prices keep going up-up-up. None of that chiseling they're doing on costs is reaching the consumer.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:41 PM (2NqXo)
There was a $400,000 reward. That's the only thing I know so far. I don't know if that was how they caught him though.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 05:41 PM (Nt/TS)
It's happening right now in Brazil and Ecuador - locals are getting pissed off at the flood of Venezuelans pouring into their neighborhoods and committing crimes. Starting to be some serious civic unrest, even riots.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:41 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Oscar Mayer at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ? at August 21, 2018 05:40 PM (MTjB1)
Not All Manlets Are Like That.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (sFofr)
Maybe it's time for a lot of shit to just start burning.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (HiLJ1)
Yeah, yeah, limited resources and priorities.
But one emerging de facto effect of the near-exclusive focus on criminal illegal aliens is creeping psychological "normalization" of the far bigger (but less dramatic) problem - mass illegal migration, which is "sustainable" only through agri- and other businesses being able to do this with impunity.
This is an area where Congress cannot block action. But the administration has done almost zero "demonstration" operations against known perp sectors, which could have wide-ranging ripple effects on others.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Oscar Mayer at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (IqV8l)
Si, senor.
Posted by: Venezuela at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (14URa)
He's a giant in Mexico. really, have you met many of those guys?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (k1TUh)
Replying to @KWWL
Don't use the word "alien" to refer to human beings.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 05:33 PM (Enq6K)
----------------------
I read that, a Bernie Bro it looks like.
Ok...
"Cheap Labor" kills jobs, salaries, and people.
Bernie Bros support cheap labor of the Chamber of Commerce.
Posted by: William Eaton at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (MuTTO)
I'm thinking Tom Servo may be onto something.
Maybe it's time for a lot of shit to just start burning.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (HiLJ1)
Who was the commenter that always said:
Burn it down, scatter the stones, salt the earth.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (jxbfJ)
But this was Iowa. Iowa.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (lwiT4)
The last time an abducted iowa girl made the news, it was a farmer. And one of the things that protects a crazy is isolating themselves from people who will notice their crazy. Farms are good for that...and digging equipment...and plowed land...and hogs that will make undesirable meat disappear.
However, in this case, it appears that it was just one of those cultural misunderstandings during courtship that sometimes lead to death in young women. I'm pretty sure that's not even a crime.
Posted by: Truth in advertising at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (FV7LC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (KP5rU)
So how does the average schmuck like me confront Tom Donahue and his dirtbags? I'm tired of them screwing us over.
Posted by: clutch at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (m/vQu)
Animal.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 05:39 PM (JJZzu)
During earlier presser, police spokesman said they got the perp's black van on video.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (tGAlU)
I took a RAD (rape, aggression, defense) class in college, where local police teach you how to stop an attacker in various scenarios. It is so empowering, every woman should take it. If a guy had actually come after me right after I completed the course, I would have felt sorry for him! Once you take it, you can take it for free each time after. Worth it. Some martial arts places will teach a similar class.
The stats for rape the left throws out there have been disproven, yes, but there are still terrible people out there. I prefer to be prepared.
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 05:44 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 05:44 PM (lwiT4)
Cristhian Rivera, 24, was charged Tuesday in Poweshiek County after being brought in without incident by local cops
Posted by: brak at August 21, 2018 05:44 PM (VckGX)
There is intent to commit this crime/fraud against the American people ... not for our own good, not because they are wiser or believe in diversity, ... they are committing this fraud on US (sedition, total sellout as we turn third world, adios America!) .. for MONEY.
Few do it for ideology ... except maybe Guitierez in Chicago, with his district comprised of illegals (or the other ~20 districts that have their La Raza rep because illegals count in the sense in districting).
It is Pure Sellout of America ... and the poem meme, the diversity meme ... weak tea lies, everyone knows they are lies, yet TheNarrative must be pushed.
In the end Winston (by coercion) loved Big Brother.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 05:44 PM (bT8Z4)
Although the clintonnewsnetwork is calling him an udocumented immigrant. SMFH
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 05:45 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 05:45 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:15 PM (g5KCb)
No, it was global warming
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at August 21, 2018 05:18 PM (7HtZB)
Net neutrality claims another victim.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 21, 2018 05:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 05:45 PM (89T5c)
By the way, my brother in law was on a jury for a murder. My sister said he wouldn't talk about it. At all. I guess it's pretty awful to listen to and look at the evidence.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 21, 2018 05:45 PM (+lVUW)
Yes. But that's just so the time can be freed up to inform us that the Animal Crackers are now out of their cages!
https://tinyurl.com/y7yzex8r
Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 05:45 PM (jDF8P)
Oh, yeah, we know the guy. You think we're just eating donuts all day?!
Posted by: Authorities at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (n6bs1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 05:32 PM
Dude. Do that, and you're bagging not just on Ace, but on J. Crew, as well.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: concrete girl at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (Tm+wy)
REMOVE MAYAN
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)
REMOVE INCA
Just to hit the Trifecta.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 21, 2018 05:36 PM (9De+S)
REMOVE NEPHILIM
Posted by: Steve Quayle at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (sFofr)
Posted by: d9 at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (14URa)
Hey Peaches!
Peeps asked about you in a recent Hey What Happened To *fillinname* Commenter!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (4ErVI)
Well, let his pigs have him anyway. Or both. Whatever.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Robert Reich at August 21, 2018 05:47 PM (tvzmd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:47 PM (ptqGC)
There have been a few efforts focused on use of illegal labor by midwestern ag/meatpacking concerns, but not nearly enough.
Yeah, yeah, limited resources and priorities.
I think it is time to re-prioritize.
Enough LEO needs to swoop in and go through all the meat packing plants and other places illegals worked -- much like Sherman through Atlanta. Shutter the plants until they hire true legal verified workers. Then park federal observers in their HR departments to monitor hiring.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:47 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:46 PM
I read that as, drowning a half dozen donuts. In a vat of covfefe maybe.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:47 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:47 PM (m/vQu)
When a group of people moves to Brazil and causes the crime rate to go UP, that's really extraordinary.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2018 05:47 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (m/vQu)
But the crime took place in Iowa so CA law does not apply. But from what people are saying Iowa has no death penalty. Since CA does have a death penalty it should be able to occur there, but CA manages to stretch the execution so long those sentenced always die before being executed. I don't think CA has executed anybody in 20 or 30 years.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (mpXpK)
oh, none.
How does this relate to Russia and the US presidential election?
oh, none.
But according to the BJ press, Trump is gone.
Posted by: average Trump supporter at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)
Um, no. Jogging with an ankle holster is really difficult.
There are great holsters that wrap around the waist with magnetic closure that secure your weapon and have them in great reach, and conceal well beneath t-shirts, etc. My favorite is from Pistol Wear.
http://www.pistolwear.com/holsters/
Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (YbmG/)
He's a giant in Mexico. really, have you met many of those guys?
Posted by: Tom Servo
Do they play basketball?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (ABjxW)
Never mind. Can't even talk about it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 05:49 PM (hvf9s)
Would that not be an effective way to correct the problem?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2018 05:49 PM (HiLJ1)
Why, oh why couldn't Jerry Rivers be on today?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JT at August 21, 2018 05:49 PM (CXUGD)
Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2018 05:49 PM (14URa)
.............
Gee, you'd think he would have at least broken his nose on the cop car door or something.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Truth in advertising at August 21, 2018 05:43 PM (FV7LC)
Maybe he was trans, and she wouldn't date him. So ya know, her fault. Anyway you cut it, he was a victim. Too bad he didn't have a gun which he found, and accidentally went off. Then he wouldn't have to worry a about a jury conviction...like that San Fran illegal alien case.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 05:50 PM (Nt/TS)
Cristhian Rivera, 24, was charged Tuesday in Poweshiek County after being brought in without incident by local cops
.............
Gee, you'd think he would have at least broken his nose on the cop car door or something.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)
Or accidentally slammed both hands in the door. Oops!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Weasel at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (Ze5Wq)
You should come to the Ohio MoMe this year if you're still in Indy
Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (zRwJ/)
Trump's rally in WV will be lit as fuck.
There's much to rail at.
Theme... build the fucking wall, now.
And I'm hoping for an AoSHQ live blog with drinking.
Too much to ask for?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (iiixZ)
Cristhian Rivera, 24, was charged Tuesday in Poweshiek County after being brought in without incident by local cops
.............
Gee, you'd think he would have at least broken his nose on the cop car door or something.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)
That probably followed the mug shot. Don't want photographic evidence of any sudden falls down stairs.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Do they play basketball?"
Now you know why they prefer a game where the ball always stays on the ground.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (k1TUh)
Of all the cable channels, FOX can be counted on to not let this die. Jerry will get his say, no worries!
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (Mouru)
Repeat...
Trump's rally in WV will be lit as fuck.
There's much to rail at.
Theme... build the fucking wall, now.
And I'm hoping for an AoSHQ live blog with drinking.
Too much to ask for?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (iiixZ)
Shot of tequilla for every "Make America Great Again" sign?Drink of beer for every "Build the wall!"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (hvf9s)
Yep.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer -
He's trying to blame his wife. Says during an "emotional" discussion, he told her he wanted a divorce due to a mistress. Later he claimed he found her strangling one daughter with the other one already dead. So he had to strangle her and hide the bodies.
Have fun in Super-Max.
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Colin at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (tGAlU)
Sure, we lose a few Americans every month to illegals, but do you really want to pay $100 for a head of lettuce?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (Mouru)
I think Mollie's dad would.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (fA1SL)
Wait, there's drinking?
Like, now?
Can we all have Messenger bags too?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Rev. Al at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (oVJmc)
I carry my backup kel tec P 3AT . 380 everywhere . I've played full court B-Ball with it in my shorts pocket. (Never know who will crash those games . )
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (m/vQu)
traitors, evil people in DC yeah, but right in our own back yards, we get sold out. Little cabals, have their friends, get their favored contracts, circle of lawyer friends in the guild ... either we restore America, or we all join the most powerful gangs we can find and show no mercy.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (bT8Z4)
That one day little white women can go for a jog and not be molested, raped and killed while doing so.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:50 PM (HgMAr)
That probably followed the mug shot. Don't want photographic evidence of any sudden falls down stairs.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:51 PM (jxbfJ)
It's never too late to hang yourself in your cell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (Mouru)
There have been a few efforts focused on use of illegal labor by midwestern ag/meatpacking concerns, but not nearly enough.
Last time there was a major raid at a packing house, the illegals tried to unionize, and the embodiment of all Jewish stereotypes owner, Sholom Rubashkin, called the INS to break them. He ended up in jail too, but I Trump just pardoned him last year.
Posted by: Truth in advertising at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (FV7LC)
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (hvf9s)
that is both funny and obscene at the same time.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (UsCnO)
I was looking at that Colorado turd who murdered his kids and wife and I
said to myself there's a head that needs to roll on the floor.
Posted by: Soothsayer -
He's trying to blame his wife. Says during an "emotional"
discussion, he told her he wanted a divorce due to a mistress. Later
he claimed he found her strangling one daughter with the other one
already dead. So he had to strangle her and hide the bodies.
Have fun in Super-Max.
Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (oiNtH)
Prison justice will be meted out on this case. No mexican is going to protect him, unless he is their bitch.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2018 05:42 PM (QDnY+)
Actually, the Trump administration through ICE and the DOJ, made several mass arrests of landscaping companies in Northwestern Ohio this spring who were hiring numbers of illegals. Corso's Flowers and Landscaping had 115 plus employees arrested by ICE at their two locations.
Remember the media crying and sobbing about how their little kids were left in daycare with no one to pick them up.....
Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (YbmG/)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (H8QX8)
"Since when do Democrats believe in open borders?" argues some lib.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
Seconded. I carried a .38 Smith and Wesson J frame on my ankle for a few months.
Even with that thing strapped down as tight as I could make it, I could feel it hopping around if I jogged a few steps.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2018 05:49 PM (14URa)
--------
Well, I hope it's all going great for you. Don't forget about your friends here. We miss you.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (dKiJG)
I'd be in a coma if it was drink every time he says "Witch Hunt."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (iiixZ)
**********************************************************
Look at what Americans have quietly put up with for decades, and look how quickly the civic unrest and riots start up in SA countries when they are overwhelmed with floods of Undocumented Brazilians and Ecuadoreans.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 05:55 PM (2NqXo)
I've seen that clip, i think.
Granny be in jail for the rest of her life ...
Posted by: Adriane the True Crime Critic ... at August 21, 2018 05:55 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 05:55 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 05:34 PM (m/vQu)
But
the crime took place in Iowa so CA law does not apply. But from what
people are saying Iowa has no death penalty. Since CA does have a death
penalty it should be able to occur there, but CA manages to stretch the
execution so long those sentenced always die before being executed. I
don't think CA has executed anybody in 20 or 30 years.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 05:48 PM (mpXpK)
Bring Cristihian to me. I have a death penalty.
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 05:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (Mouru)
...........
No but I'd chip in $100 for the head of this lechuga.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 05:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (Mouru)
I think you need to provide a chart graphing the relationship between the price of lettuce against the number of raped/killed Americans.
How else can we make an informed decision about this vital question?
*spits*
Posted by: Ersatz at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (44PTs)
traitors, evil people in DC yeah, but right in our own back yards, we get sold out. Little cabals, have their friends, get their favored contracts, circle of lawyer friends in the guild ... either we restore America, or we all join the most powerful gangs we can find and show no mercy.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (bT8Z4)
Meatpacking and stock yards have been absolute shit shows wherever they've been.
Why do you think Chicago is a fucking mess? Meatpacking industry.
We've got vibrancy here too because stockyards and meatpacking way way back. Those things are gone but the problems remain.
They've always funneled in the absolute dregs to pinch those pennies. Upton Sinclair wasn't making up a lot of that stuff.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Fed up at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (nzKWW)
Sit-downs with a few of the top perp sectors, the largest operators, preferrably publicly-held companies. With soft plush ultimatum delivered - we'll help you transition to legal labor, but transition you will, and fast. Or be raided and shut down, and prosecuted. Nobody has yet received even a half-serious response as to why some version of this is not done. DHS and DOJ lack will, to a degree, even in this admin., but much more than that they lack strategic smarts. Very plodding approach.
It's potentially disastrous, because as we've seen the legal, common sense, wildly politically popular/dominant position on these matters makes literally zero difference to how things are done, outside the Trump administration. There is near total Ruling Class unanimity on absolute lawlessness in borders and immigration, it's unlike any other policy area. This is a window of opportunity to combat that, but windows close.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (QDnY+)
Actually, the Trump administration through ICE and the DOJ, made several
mass arrests of landscaping companies in Northwestern Ohio this spring
who were hiring numbers of illegals.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (YbmG/)
When are they going to raid the landscaping companies in FL?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (jxbfJ)
him to go away or something, and then he "blacked out" and remembers he
dumped her body.
Has the left started saying she deserved to die because she was a xenophobic white supremacist hatin' on the brown man yet? Because you know they will, the twisted fucks.
Posted by: Bert G at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (yzxic)
Won't hold my breath waiting for Ana Navarro to comment.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Decaf at August 21, 2018 05:57 PM (KN1xl)
How'd that go, I wonder...
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 05:58 PM (W+vEI)
I'm praying for the dad and boyfriend. You want to rewind time, protect, kill the murderer. But you can't.
Posted by: goodluckduck at August 21, 2018 05:58 PM (rwaEp)
It's never too late to hang yourself in your cell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 05:53 PM (Mouru)
Or escape to Ft Marcy Park and shoot yourself in the back of the head. Twice.
Posted by: zombie Vince Foster at August 21, 2018 05:58 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 21, 2018 05:59 PM (eAMlh)
Adding sins to my confession list as I type.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2018 06:00 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: jd at August 21, 2018 06:01 PM (JX1fv)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 21, 2018 05:59 PM (eAMlh)
It's a brown blackout. Double color, like a double negative. Freedom!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 06:01 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: FaCubeItches at August 21, 2018 06:01 PM (rznWS)
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2018 06:01 PM (lxZ71)
I cannot imagine the pain this woman's family are going through. I feel awful for her boyfriend who was out there with the dad, pleading for her safe return.
I don't like to go down the mental road of what I would do if this were someone I'm close to. I don't like to think what cruelty I might be capable of.
Suffice to say - Roy mentioned Clyde Shelton - I always thought Law Abiding Citizen would be a much better movie if he'd done what he did to the two murderers, then tricked the police and prosecutor into a fatal error, ending up free as a bird and consoling the DA: Sorry, Nick - win some, lose some, right?
Posted by: JPS at August 21, 2018 06:02 PM (jocHR)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanya_S._Chutkan
Just let Awan walk away
gellerreport - muslim slymaster escapes jailtime
Posted by: Skip at August 21, 2018 06:03 PM (lxZ71)
mass arrests of landscaping companies in Northwestern Ohio this spring
who were hiring numbers of illegals.
Freshmark/Sugardale in NE Ohio was raided a month or two by ICE and 80% of their workforce arrested for immigration violations.
Still, we could do much more.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 21, 2018 06:04 PM (9rIkM)
Meanwhile...
U.S. inmates start national prison strike to protest 'modern-day slavery'
https://tinyurl.com/ya9hramc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 06:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 05:52 PM (Mouru
I'm okay with giving up lettuce. Not like they make beer out of it, eh?
Posted by: Peaches at August 21, 2018 06:08 PM (14URa)
U.S. inmates start national prison strike to protest 'modern-day slavery' "
Simple solution.
Effective immediately....end all Prisoner work programs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 06:09 PM (wldC6)
Instead we have the SocialMedia as the new branch of the GlobalGovernance PsyOp Army ... they will shut down free speech, deplatform "conservatives", and arrange searches so the first three pages only refer to approved FakeNews articles. e.g. ... look up "global warming" and three pages will show fake science, and denounce the evil deniers, and proclaim all science agrees ... real science will be tagged as "for adults only, highly doubtful, not approved as science".
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 06:10 PM (bT8Z4)
What a raaaaaaacist!!!
Posted by: Barky Obama at August 21, 2018 06:11 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 21, 2018 06:11 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at August 21, 2018 06:12 PM (Lxxwf)
Posted by: Billy J at August 21, 2018 06:13 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 21, 2018 06:14 PM (CeJUf)
mass arrests of landscaping companies in Northwestern Ohio this spring
who were hiring numbers of illegals.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 05:54 PM (YbmG/)
When are they going to raid the landscaping companies in FL?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 05:56 PM (jxbfJ)"
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How about arresting owners of businesses who employ the illegals? They are just as guilty for these murders and other crimes by providing a reason and means for the criminals to stay.
What price their profits?
Posted by: Decaf at August 21, 2018 06:20 PM (KN1xl)
Posted by: C B Rivera at August 21, 2018 06:21 PM (df+Zi)
THIS
It reminded me of my history of the Battle of Kleidon. The Byzintine army defeated the Bulgars and divided the 15,000 captured men into groups of 100.
I will let you look up the rest but it involves some things the UN would not approve.
Posted by: MSM at August 21, 2018 06:21 PM (nonGu)
Especially the slowly and very painfully part.
Posted by: Noam Sayen at August 21, 2018 06:22 PM (611Lm)
We have a meat packer here, employing who knows how many illegals. West central IL
I fantasize about writing an expose
Posted by: Booknlass at August 21, 2018 06:29 PM (tYnQU)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at August 21, 2018 06:39 PM (mIJ9W)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2018 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: American at August 21, 2018 06:45 PM (o9TX1)
U.S. inmates start national prison strike to protest 'modern-day slavery' "
13th Amendment:
"
Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.
Section 2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.[1]"
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 21, 2018 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2018 06:53 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: TANJ at August 21, 2018 07:09 PM (Wa5hI)
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 07:15 PM (hvf9s)
Sure, we lose a few Americans every month to illegals, but do you really want to pay $100 for a head of lettuce?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero
Robots!
Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2018 07:32 PM (9xU67)
Posted by: I'm_Not_Bob at August 21, 2018 08:03 PM (pHtot)
Remember: according to our own government, U.S. citizens are nothing but shit, and all others have priority and greater rights. For as Brecht reminds us, "dissolve the people and elect another."
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at August 21, 2018 08:54 PM (clV37)
While building the Wall, each section/piece should have a mural/photo of a murdered victim of an illegal immigrant.
Line'em up to show the cost these animals have inflicted on the American people.
Then in the ceremony to christen it, you make it a memorial to all the murdered Americans of illegals and maybe even legals.
Never again.
Posted by: Sapwolf at August 21, 2018 09:41 PM (IDzNv)
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