Trans Activists: The Word "Vagina" Is Too "Triggering" for Trans People Without Vaginas. May We Suggest the More Inclusive "Front Hole" as a Replacement?

In the "not enough mind bleach in the world to blot out what I just read" category of the week, Healthline has decided that the word "vagina" is too triggering for trans people and so they will now use the term "front hole" in their sex education materials. No, really. Please keep in mind that these are the same people who for years have told us that toddlers need anatomically correct vocabularies in order to be properly aware of body parts, lest they become victims of sexual abuse.
But now, we are going to stop calling a vagina a vagina and call it a "front hole."

Let's start calling breasts "artificially implanted saline sacs" too, just to increase transculsivity on that score too.

I am totally down with this program of re-architecting 200,000 years of social custom regarding men and women in order to spare 0.01% of the population into feeling like they're "different."

Spoiler alert: You are different from most people, at least in this one way. I'm sure people in wheelchairs wince sometimes at the mention of walking and running, given that such mentions remind them that they've lost this ability. Shall we begin forbidding people from using the words "walk" and "run" to spare some feelings, too?

Why not? Maybe we should erase walking and running from physical reality while we're at it-- maybe all people should get around in wheelchairs so as not to make people who are actually wheelchair-bound feel "triggered."

Kurt Schlichter has reservations, however.

Last week, "news" broke that nearly all heterosexuals -- and 75% of homosexuals, too -- would not date a trans person. It turns out that straight men prefer to date women, straight women prefer to date men, gay men prefer to date men, and gay women prefer to date women.

This was called "discrimination." Vice was very, very sad about it.

Interestingly, even those people (both straight and gay) open to dating trans people would mostly only date people born with the actual sex they're attracted to, not the "gender identity" that person claims.

In other words, even among the minority of lesbians open to dating trans people, the vast majority of them would only date trans men, which is another way of saying "biological women claiming now to be men." Lesbians open to dating trans people still want to date someone who's actually a woman, not a guy dressing like a woman.

Similarly, the even smaller percentage of gay men open to dating a trans person generally will only date a trans woman, also known as a "biological man who has transitioned, sort of, to appear as a woman."

In other words, people, both straight and gay, remain attracted to the actual sex they're sexually oriented to be attracted to, and do not just drop their basic sexual orientation because someone says "Now I'm the other one."

Apparently, trans activists are shocked that sex might be an important component in sexual attraction or sexual orientation. They've tried to rewire reality and claim that sex isn't important, that only expressed, performative "gender identity" matters -- but notice the terms aren't "gender identity attraction" or "gender identity orientation."

Oh, and there's that funny (bigoted!) little bit about the great majority of heterosexuals intending one day to have children as the ultimate product of a sexual union (not a gender identity union), and of course that is not possible with someone who has a nonfunctioning reproductive system due to drugs or surgeries.

But people who envision sex and coupling as directed towards family-formation must now drop their traditionist (bigoted!) preferences because it hurts trans people's feelings to be reminded that reproductive acts sometimes result in reproducing.

And sometimes, weirdly enough, that's the whole point of it.

We seem to have deviated quite far from the sexual left's previous slogan, "Love whoever you want." Now it's "Love who we tell you to love, bigot."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:04 PM

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1 yaaay

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (UFyv9)

2 I'm just letting the other thread go on chatting.

Posted by: dIb at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (VJOLZ)

3

The freak show continues.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:07 PM (uPlWr)

4 Hello Harrison Bergeron

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (IqV8l)

5 How about...snatch?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (jDF8P)

6 Dork her right in the front hole is just...lacking.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (mCMQ5)

7 You can cut off a cock and make a proto hole, but you can't turn a vag into a proto pole

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (6Ll1u)

8 You gotta make sure
the girl is pure
for the funky cold medina.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (W+kMI)

9 There are two holes in the front and they are not near each other

Posted by: The Paolo at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (G4cUD)

10 Put me down for bigotry then, please and thank you.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (NWiLs)

11 regarding men and women in order to spare 0.01% of the population into feeling like they're "different."

I just have a hard time believing there are actually 30,000 of these nutters.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (TQyCa)

12 SMOD 2020!!!

Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (GleC6)

13 referring to people as "liberals" is very triggering to me. can I call them A-Holes..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (UFyv9)

14 Men and women smell different. You can't surgically alter pheromones.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (jy3Cs)

15 As I pointed out yesterday, front hole is the urethra.
Vagina would be middle hole.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (CE6iV)

16 In the spirit of compromise and deviancy, let's just call them all funholes from now on.

Posted by: Random Priest at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (vnU/k)

17 Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (PNcou)

18 Front hole, front pole....the difference is subtle.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (JUOKG)

19 We are watching Fahrenheit 451 and 1984 happen in real time.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (uquGJ)

20

What about the medschool texts?

lol

Poor kids growing up in these times. No wonder they are all confused. Denial of science from the SCIENCE! crowd.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (uPlWr)

21 Don't worry, soon the MSM will start using the term. Large swathes of this country are insane.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (J70i0)

22 I'm going with front taco and Back burrito .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (m/vQu)

23 No disrepect intended but federalist musket on twitter has the hottest of hot takes on this.

Posted by: Mac at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (fOoQ8)

24 The editors of Healthine are a collection of back holes

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (AFztM)

25 It's "re-archetizing".

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (NLLmE)

26 Instead of vagina or front hole, can we just call it DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (4ErVI)

27 >>>Shall we begin forbidding people from using the words "walk" and "run" to spare some feelings, too?

I had a friend who borrowed this logic when her mother died. She was furious that department stores carried Mother's Day cards when SOME people's mothers had died.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (CwOPz)

28 This is what you argue about before the end.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (xfb67)

29 Cavity that shall not be named.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (m/vQu)

30 My front hole is swollen with jelly.

Posted by: Nonapod at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (CLP9I)

31 Biology for 1st graders, except for the deviancy.

Posted by: huerfano at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (2OiAb)

32 Feel bad for the first person prosecuted for refusing to have sex with someone they mistook for someone of the opposite sex.

Cause you know that's coming. No pun intended.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (pUDQf)

33 So glad Obama blazed this trail of tranny civil rights. I kind of thought he was the man for it after seeing him throw a baseball.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (2LelM)

34 How did we get from the chocolate ration to here?

Posted by: Winston Smith at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (fJD+N)

35 To prevent myself being triggered, from now on for all references to trans anything, I will use the term "Asshole".

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (A5R3R)

36 Well, they do now call pregnancy a "baby bump"...

So breasts could be "chest bumps"?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (W+vEI)

37 A .44 mag makes a nice front hole.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (r9UYA)

38
If you count it's tail, how many legs does a dog have.??

Nope. Four. Calling something by another name doesnt change the something.

~Shit Abraham Lincoln said...

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

39 Normalizing Transexuals is a net negative for society.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (G4cUD)

40 why not all it blood hole?
urine hole
doody hole

But their mouth? What do we call that?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (uPlWr)

41 Cohen must have gotten a good deal or he would have gone to trial.

Posted by: Ha at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (MAstk)

42
We are watching Fahrenheit 451 and 1984 happen in real time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

Cowardly New World

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (IqV8l)

43 But HOLE is surely triggering to someone, no?

Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (GleC6)

44 Women can retain the term "vagina" while freaks who've had their penis cut off, turned inside out, and then re-installed a s hole can have the term "front hole," m'kay?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (W+vEI)

45 Yup, still just waiting to go back to my home planet like Poochy.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)

46 WE ARE ALL HUMAN BEINGS

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (HgMAr)

47 Now it's "Love who we tell you to love, bigot."

Yeah, they shamed a pron actress who did the lesbo scenes into killing herself because she wouldn't fvck a dude who did gay sex.

Also: insert compulsory Bob Hope comment about California. I forget exact wording.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (LOgQ4)

48 So breasts could be "chest bumps"?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (W+vEI)

Chest knuckles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (4ErVI)

49 17 Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?
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Megadong works for me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (2LelM)

50 15 As I pointed out yesterday, front hole is the urethra.

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Per government regs, in order to be classified as a hole, it must be able to accommodate the standard penis which is housed at the department of weights and measured.

unless barney fwrank stole it again

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (PNcou)

51 >>>43 But HOLE is surely triggering to someone, no?
Posted by: ShainS at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (GleC6)

Isn't it Hawaiian for something?

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (CwOPz)

52 So breasts could be "chest bumps"?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (W+vEI)

saggy pecs

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (uPlWr)

53 15 As I pointed out yesterday, front hole is the urethra.
Vagina would be middle hole.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (CE6iV)

You stop with your biology and stuff!

Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (Enq6K)

54 I propose that anyone who says "front hole" in a serious manner, either vocally or in print, or electronically, be quickly and unapologetically given a group of .38 caliber "front holes" in the upper chest region. I think that's fair.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (k1TUh)

55 But their mouth? What do we call that?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (uPlWr)

Traditionally, pie hole, but for libs "spew hole" would be more apt.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (CE6iV)

56 Sad that this has become an actual story that is using up time on the Leftie press.

They could use the time to report on someone like, say Paul Mannafort.

You know, something critically important.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (UsCnO)

57 A vagina by any other name is still a vagina.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (m/vQu)

58 >>>40 why not all it blood hole?
urine hole
doody hole

But their mouth? What do we call that?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (uPlWr)
_______
Mmmgggrrrlll

Posted by: Ali Watkins - mouth is full at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (G4cUD)

59 What a mess we have made of creation.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (lwiT4)

60 Milk bags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (oYNmA)

61 I told you I was getting out before they made it mandatory.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Hope at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (Ojki1)

62 Does this work for all 37 genders? Did they ask?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (6Ll1u)

63 15 As I pointed out yesterday, front hole is the urethra.

I thought she just passed.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (A5R3R)

64 >>>47 Now it's "Love who we tell you to love, bigot."

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (LOgQ4)

"You will be made to love."

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (CwOPz)

65 I used to front Hole.

Posted by: Courtney Love at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (xPl2J)

66 I kind of thought he was the man for it after seeing him throw a baseball.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM

That man throws like a girl. A very young girl.

Posted by: The Nun with a 90 mph fastball who throws strikes at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (LOgQ4)

67 That video is how I imagine the Mueller strategery meetings.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (n6bs1)

68 >>60
Milk bags.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Canadian?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (r9UYA)

69 We are watching Fahrenheit 451 and 1984 happen in real time.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

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The language is being altered. Pray they do not alter if further.

Although they will.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (I16G8)

70 I give you....

'The Science Party'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (wldC6)

71 What a monumentally stupid world we live in.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (J+mig)

72 the new and correct word for 'penis' will be 'rape facilitator'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (UFyv9)

73 I'm lost. Who are we supposed to identify as, again?

Can I identify as James bond, or Conan the Barbarian?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (CTtdn)

74 I used to wonder about the madness that enveloped Salem during the witch trials. How could it happen? How could mass hysteria and completely ridiculous assumptions permeate so many average people that they threw all of their brain cells out the window. I don't wonder anymore. We're living in a time that cannot boast of modern can't-happen-here thinking. And I truly and deeply believe social media has created untethered insanity in a great many people. So here we are: front hole because vagina is offensive and not inclusive...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (mQ0Mc)

75 >>We seem to have deviated quite far from the sexual left's previous slogan, "Love whoever you want." Now it's "Love who we tell you to love, bigot."

Um, no. To all these freaks, the proper response to their insistence is: "I was born this way*!"

*As in: wanting to have sex with [whatever biological preference, not random people holes]!!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (W+vEI)

76 500?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (8D42x)

77 No.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (O3VGU)

78 It's all about the bellybutton now, folks.

Posted by: Dang at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (nEJh5)

79 That's what you think, zombie Bob Hope.

Posted by: Gay Necrophiliac at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (vnU/k)

80 But WE are the anti-science mouth draggers.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (NLLmE)

81 Excuse me sir and/or madam, but that 'front' hole is the engine intake and...(whoosh...chop.chop)

never mind.

Posted by: LSO at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (fJD+N)

82 Gone nuclear the Blue-on-Blue fighting has.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (hLRSq)

83 I'm staying with vagina until the Thai ladyboys tell me different.

You know, that probably wasn't my best formed comment.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (9j2iu)

84 And we could be quickly done with all of this sex change nonsense if we simply and quickly chopped off the hands of any doctors who agreed to take part in this nonsense. Probably wouldn't have to take out more than 50 or 60 of them for the rest to get the message. Some times you've just got to be clear about what you'll put up with, and what you won't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (k1TUh)

85 A toaster has at least two front holes.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (A5R3R)

86 Why do we accommodate the secret language of the insane?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (lwiT4)

87 Does anybody besides me get upset over those yellow dot things outside of every store in the country to warn the rare unaccompanied blind person that they are leaving a store and entering a parking lot? I hate it when everything in my shopping cart gets tossed around no matter how slow you go over those obstacles to sound judgment.

Posted by: Timothy Pruett at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (gyrbF)

88 They can go fuck themselves, which I'm sure will be possible before too long.

Posted by: stourma at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (8NiWI)

89 >>>76 500?
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (8D42x)

heh

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (CwOPz)

90 33 So glad Obama blazed this trail of tranny civil rights. I kind of thought he was the man for it after seeing him throw a baseball.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (2LelM)

Did you see the nun from Marian Catholic HS throw out the first pitch at the White Sox game? Perfect strike.

Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (Enq6K)

91 Mommy bags.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

92 Why are Thai Ladyboys always so happy while American trannies are so insufferable?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (2LelM)

93 My front hole is open for business.

Back hole too.

Posted by: Ali Watkins - bent over a table at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (G4cUD)

94 I Saw Hole open for Nirvana at Seahawks Stadium in '98.

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (bUjCl)

95 It's the back hole I'm interested in...

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (FTPVM)

96
The taint will be called the "neutral zone".

Posted by: YIKES! at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (D7Q9Q)

97 Another response to intolerant transgenders: "MY BODY, MY CHOICE!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (W+vEI)

98 I would of thought Darwin's theory would have taken care of these people by now.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (xqfqx)

99 hunnert

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (CwOPz)

100 90 33 So glad Obama blazed this trail of tranny civil rights. I kind of thought he was the man for it after seeing him throw a baseball.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (2LelM)

Did you see the nun from Marian Catholic HS throw out the first pitch at the White Sox game? Perfect strike.
----------------
Yep. Bet she knows how to wear a bike helmet too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (2LelM)

101 Fun bags. Nobody can argue with that term.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (A5R3R)

102 The penis will eventually be called The Rape Stick.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (r9UYA)

103 Everyone realizes that the fact that we are now talking about FUCKING trannies, like they are a thing, shows you just how fubar this entire society has become right??

Way to go conservatives, you couldn't even conserve the women's bathroom you worthless fucking cucks. The Washington Generals of politics strike again!!

Posted by: prescient11 at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (q+HNC)

104 If you count it's tail, how many legs does a dog have.??

Nope. Four. Calling something by another name doesnt change the something.

~Shit Abraham Lincoln said...
Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (8XRCm)

Does an elephant have one arm?

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (NLLmE)

105 >>>92 Why are Thai Ladyboys always so happy while American trannies are so insufferable?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (2LelM)
_________
I'll take credit for that one.

Mmmmmmmm

Posted by: Carlos Danger - International Perversion Expert at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (G4cUD)

106

Why Shep?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (uPlWr)

107 96
The taint will be called the "neutral zone".
Posted by: YIKES! at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (D7Q9Q)

Beware of any Klingons

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (A5R3R)

108 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (IqV8l)

I had forgotten, until Eldest Kidlet read the book for school, that the reason books were banned in Fahrenheit 451 was that those in authority were worried someone's feelings would be hurt by something they read. At the same time we see language being reduced to incoherence and deprived of its ability to transmit information in an attempt to control both thought and reality Just like in 1984 (which I thought was dumb when I read it a 10 or 12 but have gained a lot of respect for as I've gotten older).

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (uquGJ)

109 So glad our TruCon betters ignored the Left's march through the institutions over the last 90 years.

So. Glad.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (1jWCo)

110 I still don't see a way out of this that doesn't involve mass casualties.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (kT3/m)

111 "while American trannies are so insufferable?"

They tend to vote Democrat.

That would put anyone in a foul mood.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (wldC6)

112 What a mess we have made of creation.

--

G*d's facepalm must be pretty epic right about now. He's likely wanting to just reach down and pull up that rubber stopper in the tub and let us all swirl down the drain.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (mQ0Mc)

113 It's time to tell some people to sit down and shut up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (Boy/L)

114 47 Now it's "Love who we tell you to love, bigot."

Isn't that what they say when one goes to prison?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (UsCnO)

115 In a related story, Healthline also announced that "mouth" will no longer be used but replaced with "pie/cock hole".

Posted by: JBSPRY at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (d/n9j)

116 Candiru-hatch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (V3rW1)

117 Up is down.. and down is up..
cats dogs sleeping together..
The end-times are near, people..God will send SMOD down to end all this.. or.. he gives the Yellowstone super-volcano a nudge..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (438dO)

118 >>>104 Does an elephant have one arm?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (NLLmE)
_________
Does the Paolo have three legs or one trunk?

Posted by: The Paolo at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (G4cUD)

119 Why do we accommodate the secret language of the insane?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (lwiT4)

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I don't. Give me vagina or give me death! I will NOT comply!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (I16G8)

120 Who knew Kurt Cobain's wife could see into the future and name her band hole, the slits was just so passe.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (6Ll1u)

121
Instead of calling it "front hole" how about "credit score destroyer".

Posted by: YIKES! at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (D7Q9Q)

122 G*d's facepalm must be pretty epic right about now. He's likely wanting to just reach down and pull up that rubber stopper in the tub and let us all swirl down the drain

Just don't turn around like Lot's wife and keep running.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (A5R3R)

123 Black hole.

Posted by: Don at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (HgMAr)

124 As an old sergeant once told me, "Sir, if I have let them f*ck each other, I'll follow orders. But when they make it mandatory, I'm out of here."

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (Exd63)

125 Dirty pillows!

Posted by: Carrie's Mom at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (FV7LC)

126 The Cohen news drop is designed to blunt the effects of the Manafort. acquittal.

Haha Losers.

Sheps man hole is quivering as we speak.

I think we're gonna needs some pudding cups.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (xqfqx)

127 When a cowgirl reverses, do her holes?

I can't keep up.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (I0zfC)

128 Black hole that sucks in money and fun.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (xfb67)

129 The only way to end this madness is to return college loans to the private sector and allow employers to IQ test job applicants. The amount of college grads would drop in half after that.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (2LelM)

130 "Front hole" is going to catch on like wild fire. I'm off to the Patent Office to place a trademark on it right now.

......

What's that you say?

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (XuYmQ)

131 In Future America, You will be forced to have sex with that infected bloody scaple wound in order to have sufficient social credits to by food and other necessities for your kids.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (+jsVQ)

132 I'm sure there will be pop up book explaining this shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (oYNmA)

133 Speaking of dumb front holes . . . .

Asia Argento has gone full Clinton.

Asia Argento: I Deny Everything - And The Payoff To My Accuser Was Anthony Bourdain's Idea

She's following the first rule of crisis PR: When things look really bad, blame it on your now-dead boyfriend who just committed suicide.

. . . .
"I never had any sexual relationship with Bennett," she says in today's statement. Does she normally lounge in bed with her top off with platonic male friends?

Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (+y/Ru)

134 It's homophobic to be heterosexual

Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (G4cUD)

135 36
Well, they do now call pregnancy a "baby bump"...

So breasts could be "chest bumps"?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018
*
*
Wife No. 2 said that as a little girl, she called 'em "people pillows."

Yeah, she was weird. Hot, but weird.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (CTtdn)

136 When a cowgirl reverses, do her holes?

I can't keep up.
Posted by: Les Kinetic

I noticed that you couldn't.

Posted by: The cowgirl at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (fJD+N)

137 Healthline has decided that the word "vagina" is too triggering for trans people and so they will now use the term "front hole" in their sex education materials.

So, I guess it then goes to "little front hole or big front hole?"

I think "front gash" might be better ... though I know they want to stress the equivalence of front and back "holes", to help them promote their various perversions.

"They're just holes. All the same. Not a difference between them ..."

No, really. Please keep in mind that these are the same people who for years have told us that toddlers need anatomically correct vocabularies in order to be properly aware of body parts, lest they become victims of sexual abuse.

How about we stop calling them "trans people" and just call them "sick, demented perverts" as they are?

Yeah ... I think I'm just going with SDPs from now on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (63i9Y)

138 Do I need to update my instructions now?

Posted by: The shocker at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (FV7LC)

139 114 47 Now it's "Love who we tell you to love, bigot."

Isn't that what they say when one goes to prison?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 03:18 PM (UsCnO)

That's likely what the Demunists have in mind for us.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (ujg0T)

140 A lot of this transexual stuff started in...

Weimar Germany.

You had a lot of degeneracy (mostly in Berlin and other cities as well) along with really sick crimes being committed by degenerates like Peter Kurten and Fritz Haarmann.

There was a huge reactionary movement against this stuff that brought Hitler to power. I'd really rather not have a Hitler come to power here because of this behavior.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (4ErVI)

141 Instead of calling it "front hole" how about "credit score destroyer".
Posted by: YIKES! at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (D7Q9Q)

Heyyyoooooooohhhhh!!!

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (NLLmE)

142 It's about dehumanization.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (vg8iE)

143 It's trannies all the way down.

Posted by: Moody Judy at August 21, 2018 03:21 PM (vtcmf)

144 Tom Fitton @TomFitton

More Tom Fitton Retweeted kelly cohen
In a transparent attempt to pretend collusion investigation is ongoing, Flynn sentencing delayed again by Mueller Special Counsel operation. General Flynn should be pardoned by @RealDonaldTrump. Shut it down.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:21 PM (uPlWr)

145 The phrase "Lets all stand" does have a fair amount of sting when you are in a wheelchair but less sting than the slack jaws I see when I do stand. SMH, most people assume the chair means I can't stand let alone walk(poorly). I use the chair as an energy conservation tool. I can do more with it than without it.

Front hole is bugfuck nuts.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 21, 2018 03:21 PM (0OmEj)

146 Way to go conservatives, you couldn't even conserve the women's bathroom you worthless fucking cucks. The Washington Generals of politics strike again!!
Posted by: prescient11 at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (q+HNC)

That reminds me!

Local public facilityt has two bathrooms, which have keys that must be requested from the front desk.
The keys and restrooms used to be labeled "women" and "men" but in the spirit of PC-ness they were recently relabeled.
They are now labeled #1 and #2.

*not kidding! I busted a gut when I saw it*

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 21, 2018 03:21 PM (CE6iV)

147 The trans movement is deeply misogynistic and strongly anti-female. It's also destroying any remaining goodwill the gay acceptance movement had left (which wasn't much).

It's a fucking cult that is experimenting on a whole generation of lost children. There will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2018 03:21 PM (q177U)

148 The only thing better than baseball is watching men masturbate.

Posted by: George Will at August 21, 2018 03:21 PM (FTPVM)

149 134 It's homophobic to be heterosexual
Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (G4cUD)

This is the plan.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (pUDQf)

150 She's following the first rule of crisis PR: When things look really bad, blame it on your now-dead boyfriend who just committed suicide.

(writes this down)

Posted by: vermin who killed his family and blamed his dead wife at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (fJD+N)

151 All your holes are belong to us.

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (tvzmd)

152 Asian hookers say, "Front hole so happy, back hole whistle!"

Posted by: strawdog at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (Cssks)

153
I SAW THAT EDIT!

Wishbone Ash's Blowin' Free was originally called Suckin' Off Hendrix.

True fact.

Posted by: Robert at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (Zogyx)

154 I need a cocktail. but it's only noon here in smokey seattle. somebody have a big snort of irish for me please

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (d7Ww2)

155 I can no longer find my seat on the plane. Where did it go?

Posted by: Pilots everywhere at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (FV7LC)

156 It's racist to have mono-racial children

Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (G4cUD)

157 Tom Fitton @TomFitton

@JudicialWatch just uncovered more classified Clinton emails. Sessions DOJ is out to lunch on Hillary Clinton national security crimes. Anyone else would have been both arrested and prosecuted by now!

tired of this

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (uPlWr)

158 It's ableist to have both legs

Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (G4cUD)

159 Fear the Front Hole Front!

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (UTKsr)

160 Saw the swingin dicks open for the butthole surfers at the Cameo in 1983...

Posted by: Shep at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (SQOeW)

161 Death to Germany!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (FTPVM)

162 @144

The last I read, Mueller hasn't even prepared his pre-sentencing report for the judge, so technically Flynn cannot be sentenced.

What Mueller is doing is as antithetical to justice as can be imagined.

Jeff Session is a disgraceful piece of shit.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (kT3/m)

163 Luke, why is your penis in Boss Judy's hole?

Posted by: Boss Keene at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (xBSm0)

164 I'm going with front taco and Back burrito .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (m/vQu)
yeah, you're going to want to skip the back burrito after taco Tuesday...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (8D42x)

165 Front Hole with landing strip, Bikini, Brazilian or 70's earth momma muff??
These are the questions of our life.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (xqfqx)

166 It's transphobic to keep your birth-dong

Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (G4cUD)

167 Michael Medved is actually worse than Bill Kristol, because he doesn't yet realize that he is one of the five biggest #Nevers on the planet.

He comes on the same local station after Rush, and sometimes I can't get to the tuner to turn him off fast enough.

Medved should have his own deck on the Cuck Cruise.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (UsCnO)

168 Satan must be laughing his ass off at how easy it's become to pervert God's work.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (pUDQf)

169

Someone on Laura Ingraham's radio show claimed that the USA is 3% tranzzz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (IqV8l)

170 The organization that started this "front hole" business, Healthline (in CA, naturally) did so because - get this! - they think the biological terminology for genitals is the reason the LGBT community has much higher rates of STDs.
The "exclusionary" language in sex ed materials somehow results in higher transmission rates.

What

The

Hell!

It is *behavior* that results in higher transmission rates; specifically riskier sexual behavior. This goes way beyond "vagina" vs. "front hole" and into uncomfortable truths about the different behavior among different groups' choices in sexual acts, frequency, number of partners, use of contraceptives, choice of partners and so on. But no, we're going to ignore that in insist all women possess a random "front hole."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (W+vEI)

171 I still blame the philosophers for abandoning the concepts of objective truth and good. Once they did that, you are completely unmoored from reality and morality and the only thing you can talk about is whether or not a practice gets you closer to your goal. And when your goal is a progressive utopia, the goalposts are forever moving and you get these rediculous strings where contradictory logic is used, but that doesn't matter because God is dead.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (mk7Bj)

172 Hey I've got an idea: Let's bully NC into letting 60 year old trans women sit in bathroom stalls next to 6 year old girls.

This will really help our business model.

Posted by: The NFL at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (m/Gc2)

173 148 The only thing better than baseball is watching men masturbate.
Posted by: George Will

As long as they aren't wearing denim.

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (tvzmd)

174 Shimon Prokupecz @ShimonPro

Manafort's attorney said he wished jurors would be given a third option on the form -- a hung jury option for each count he said. The jury verdict form gives jurors only the options of not guilty or guilty for each of the 18 charges against Manafort.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (uPlWr)

175 Jeff Sessions back hole is at the top of his neck.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (r9UYA)

176 I used to get bee stings every time i golfed- somewhere between the 1st and 2nd hole. The problem went away when my instructor corrected my wide stance.

Posted by: LBGTQ Golfer "Barry" at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (ztJs+)

177 It's also destroying any remaining goodwill the gay acceptance movement had left (which wasn't much).
--------------------
Gay marriage acceptance was a 5 to 4 decision by the Supremes. It never was democratically accepted. It lost by a mile in California.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (2LelM)

178 If you count it's tail, how many legs does a dog have.??

Nope. Four. Calling something by another name doesnt change the something.

~Shit Abraham Lincoln said...

-
Well, summa bitch was a Republican fighting to ensure that black people remained slaves.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)

179 >>>149 134 It's homophobic to be heterosexual
Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (G4cUD)

This is the plan.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:22 PM (pUDQf)
_______
Wait till you hear our plans to fight pedophobia

Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (G4cUD)

180 >>>103 we are now talking about FUCKING trannies, like they are a thing
Posted by: prescient11 at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (q+HNC)

This. By design.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (CwOPz)

181 Does anybody besides me get upset over those yellow dot things outside of every store in the country to warn the rare unaccompanied blind person that they are leaving a store and entering a parking lot?

--

I particularly like the braille on the machine at the drive-thru bank lane. On the driver's side.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (mQ0Mc)

182 This was called "discrimination." Vice was very, very sad about it.
===========

It's also called "personal preference."

I'm sick of every notion conceived by mental illness now being forced upon the larger populous.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (vg8iE)

183 Black hole sun, won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun, won't you come?
Won't you come? Won't you come?

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (bUjCl)

184 My front hole is open for business.

Back hole too.
Posted by: Ali Watkins - bent over a table at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (G4cUD)

Pie hole, too!--Ali 'journalistic ethicist' Watkins.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (9BLnV)

185 Vaginas were never great.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (vnU/k)

186 89 >>>76 500?
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (8D42x)

heh

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:16 PM (CwOPz)

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (8D42x)

187 O saw some article at the Daily Mail about the first man to give birth wants another baby, but will have to have a c- section because of reasons

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (6Ll1u)

188 Wife's cousin "married" a post op tranny. Got the phony m. license in some northeastern state.
The lovely couple wanted to visit and but no. I blocked that shit. He's about 73 in tall and butt ugly. MD too he is. Jeesh.

Posted by: d9 at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (WX+x0)

189 It's racist and homophobic to be AIDS free

Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (G4cUD)

190 re-architecting 200,000 years of social custom

Grog no want oo-oo with Ogette front hole. Ogette used to be Og and go hunt with Grog. Og should not have tried oo-oo with live bear.

Posted by: Grog at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (N1ZXu)

191 167 Michael Medved is actually worse than Bill Kristol, because he doesn't yet realize that he is one of the five biggest #Nevers on the planet.

He comes on the same local station after Rush, and sometimes I can't get to the tuner to turn him off fast enough.

Medved should have his own deck on the Cuck Cruise.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (UsCnO)

Don't forget Hugh Hewitt, who chastised all of us who warned about the immigration problems back in the 1990s.

Medved at least has good history lectures at times.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (ujg0T)

192 Dear "activists", get your suicide rate down below say, 25% and then we can talk.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (w7KSn)

193 I particularly like the braille on the machine at the drive-thru bank lane. On the driver's side.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (mQ0Mc)

Q. How did Helen Keller drive a car?

.
.
.
A. One hand on the wheel, the other hand on the road.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (CE6iV)

194 The world can't end soon enough.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (NWiLs)

195 There was a huge reactionary movement against this stuff that brought Hitler to power.

An instead, they got me!

Posted by: Zombie Ernst Rohm at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (vtcmf)

196 No cooperation in the Cohen deal. Straight guilty plea.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

197 This all started with post modernism.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (pUDQf)

198 >>>185 Vaginas were never great.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (vnU/k)
_________
Word

Posted by: Shep! at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (G4cUD)

199 the Left was so close to getting just about everything they wanted, and then Trump had to come along and ruin everything. No wonder that they hate him (and his supporters) like they do

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 21, 2018 03:27 PM (UFyv9)

200 The organization that started this "front hole" business, Healthline (in CA, naturally) did so because - get this! - they think the biological terminology for genitals is the reason the LGBT community has much higher rates of STDs.
The "exclusionary" language in sex ed materials somehow results in higher transmission rates.

-
Hey, if you're going to go crazy, go big or go home.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 21, 2018 03:27 PM (+y/Ru)

201 Keep talking, lefties.

Posted by: Mega at August 21, 2018 03:27 PM (yNKCC)

202 Oh Trigger this...

Oh wait Roy might get excited and bring his Emotional Support Horse on a Southwest Airlines flight instead of Dale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (YEriz)

203 >>Someone on Laura Ingraham's radio show claimed that the USA is 3% tranzzz.

I'm guessing that's the current goal, not reality?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (W+vEI)

204 Someone on Laura Ingraham's radio show claimed that the USA is 3% tranzzz.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (IqV8l)

Almost 10 million trannies? I'm definitely doing a preemptive package check on future blind dates.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (m/vQu)

205 189 It's racist and homophobic to be AIDS free
Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 03:26 PM (G4cUD)-

IIRC, there was actually a demented group of gay "bug chasers" seeking "gift givers" for just that kind of infection.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (ujg0T)

206 There was a huge reactionary movement against this
stuff that brought Hitler to power. I'd really rather not have a Hitler
come to power here because of this behavior.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

................
Ha ha! Too late! You got Trump!

Posted by: Lib Tard at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (438dO)

207 Looks like peak madness is fast approaching. I don't know whether it ends with a quick return to sanity or a future lined with snarling German Shepherds and guards.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (FTlwv)

208 If your body is whatever you wish it to be, then they should do away with therapy for anorexia.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (lwiT4)

209 I have run across several trannies lately, born female and born male. They are the saddest, loneliest looking creatures. Sometimes, it's hard to make jokes about these people.

I wish there was a way to throw the brainwashers in a hole and get the brainwashed some help.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (jy3Cs)

210 Or does 3% want to be Jazz and get a TV show?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (YEriz)

211 I can't believe people who mutilate their own sex organs want to institute strange rules for the rest of us to follow.

Mind. *blown*

Posted by: Mega at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (yNKCC)

212 Michael Medved is actually worse than Bill Kristol, because he doesn't yet realize that he is one of the five biggest #Nevers on the planet.

He comes on the same local station after Rush, and sometimes I can't get to the tuner to turn him off fast enough.

Medved should have his own deck on the Cuck Cruise.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (UsCnO)

-------------

Hugh Hewitt is right there with Medved. Poor Dennis Prager's show is bookended by these twatwaffles in my market.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (I16G8)

213 you know this is really funny. who could not have known this was coming? that it is the natural result of everything the left is pushing?

stupid people that it who. stupid people with no knowledge of history and no ability to access logic and reason.

maybe there is a reason we have done what we have done and things are the way they are.

suck it you filthy halfwits.

Posted by: ? at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (MTjB1)

214 Men who pretend to be women, autogynaphiliacs, have a fetish where they are still attracted to women but have a fetish which makes them get off when OTHERS think that these men are women.

So, if people don't go along with them, they don't have their fetish satisfied and the whole thing is ruined.

Therefore, the fact that you believe them to be women is the whole point. So they want to have sex with women who think that they are women---so lesbians. The lesbians are pretty much, ew, no, you're a dude. Straight women are like, ew, no, you have boobies and are wearing size 16 stiletto heels

Then they get pissed, because they can't get off on their fetish and often become violent ---either to others or themselves. That's why inviting them into women's safe spaces, ie lockerroms, dressing rooms, bathroom is bad.

Jennifer Pritzer is a billionaire dude who thinks he's a woman and he bankrolls all this crap for his own fetish and the commies love it since it disrupts society.

The lesbians who think they're dudes, well, that's a whole different thing and just sad.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (nRWPy)

215 Looks like peak madness is fast approaching. I don't know whether it ends with a quick return to sanity or a future lined with snarling German Shepherds and guards.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat

"And" is not out of the question.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (AM1GF)

216 Krakatoa, East of Butthole.

https://tinyurl.com/y7s26cyj

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)

217 Front hole?

Butt hole and cut hole is what it is. There goes my lunch.

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (tvzmd)

218 44 Women can retain the term "vagina" while freaks who've had their penis cut off, turned inside out, and then re-installed as hole can have the term "front hole," m'kay?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (W+vEI)

That makes entirely too much sense. It'll never fly in today's world.

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (xjiRE)

219 apropos

https://twitter.com/KurtSchlichter

Nancy Leong: I'm troubled by one response I'm seeing to the allegations about Asia Argento, which is, "she made a payment to him, so she must have done something wrong." Any lawyer will confirm that paying money to settle a dispute doesn't necessarily indicate wrongdoing. 1/

Kurt: So that's the rule again?

Leong continues to explain that a payoff does not meant guilt listing reasons and details why.

Bold.

Trump excluded, of course.
Because, Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (uPlWr)

220 In the beginning was the word and the word was front hole.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (+y/Ru)

221 The organization that started this "front hole" business, Healthline (in CA, naturally) did so because - get this! - they think the biological terminology for genitals is the reason the LGBT community has much higher rates of STDs.

That's like blaming the western fires on global warming. Try instead, the open space that the forestry departments "maintain" by letting the undergrowth grow. The Indians who lived there for thousands of years figured out how to clear the brush (to use as a deer park).

More people need to read "1491".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (N1ZXu)

222 And penis is triggering to female to male transgenders. For now on they shall be called front sticks.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (m/vQu)

223 I don't know whether it ends with a quick return to sanity or a future lined with snarling German Shepherds and guards.

------

Too late for Option #1. These are Heinlein's Crazy Times.

Earth-shaking, world-historical political and cultural realignment to follow... Stay Tuned, Kids!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (AzW6q)

224 183 Black hole sun, won't you come
And wash away the rain?
Black hole sun, won't you come?
Won't you come? Won't you come?
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (bUjCl)

And that singer-songwriter committed suicide too. :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (ujg0T)

225 Will they next demand the geographical landmark in Scotland called the Butt of Lewis be changed? Or celebrated?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (YEriz)

226 With all this hole talk, I think we're giving short shrift to the Volvo, Hymie and the Delorus.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (xqfqx)

227 front hole is what Larry the Cable Guy calls it and has for years. who am I to argue?

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (nFwvY)

228 The organization that started this "front hole" business, Healthline (in CA, naturally) did so because - get this! - they think the biological terminology for genitals is the reason the LGBT community has much higher rates of STDs.
The "exclusionary" language in sex ed materials somehow results in higher transmission rates.

-
Hey, if you're going to go crazy, go big or go home.
Posted by: Robert Mueller

Now taking bets on the next sciencey terms.

Starting off with 'boom-boom room'

Posted by: AoS Betting window at August 21, 2018 03:30 PM (fJD+N)

229 Vaginas were never great.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 21, 2018 03:25 PM (vnU/k)

But, front holes will be spectacular!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2018 03:31 PM (9BLnV)

230 Hugh Hewitt is right there with Medved. Poor Dennis Prager's show is bookended by these twatwaffles in my market.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (I16G

That like getting sandwiched?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at August 21, 2018 03:31 PM (Zogyx)

231 Fire (fur!) in the HOLE....can I have a light sister...whoofff..I left my fart in San Francisco........and a dump or three.....sitting on the dicks in the bay watchin' the crap float away.........

Posted by: saf at August 21, 2018 03:31 PM (5IHGB)

232 "Hole" is too crude. How about "klowaka"?

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 21, 2018 03:31 PM (Lp0Un)

233 Michael Medved single handedly made me violently allergic to the phrase "the notion that"

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 03:31 PM (CE6iV)

234 There are actually people that want to remove body parts voluntarily, because that's who they feel they are. Have we reached peak stupid yet? I think not

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 03:31 PM (6Ll1u)

235 >>Hey, if you're going to go crazy, go big or go home.

"I got AIDS because the materials at Healthline mentioned inserting a contraceptive in a vagina, (I don't have one) and not because I was turning a half-dozen tricks in the truckstop almost every night last month in exchange for meth..."

-- No Tranny EVer

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (W+vEI)

236 *kloaka

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (Lp0Un)

237 209 I have run across several trannies lately, born female and born male. They are the saddest, loneliest looking creatures. Sometimes, it's hard to make jokes about these people.

I wish there was a way to throw the brainwashers in a hole and get the brainwashed some help.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (jy3Cs)

They're mentally ill with a suicide rate that is sky high. They're not getting the help they need but rather are being encouraged to entertain their mental illness because the Left gets off on it and loves stickin' it to the squares.

I actually wish they could get the help they need.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (4ErVI)

238 Someone on Laura Ingraham's radio show claimed that the USA is 3% tranzzz.

--

I'd say it's nowhere near that. Likely closer to 0.01%. However...if it's pegging anywhere near 3%, the difference is comprised of confused, lost souls who are all aboard! the trendy wagon. You get special treatment, it's the "in" thing, and you get to do or say whatever you want and if anyone complains...biiiigot!!!!! Think of it, you're untouchable at work, you're held in esteem by one political party, everyone is bowing to the tranny. It's your time to shine, you sparkly thang, you.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (mQ0Mc)

239 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:14 PM (mQ0Mc)

Well the rise of Obama and his zombie following was before the social media explosion and it was then that I realized we have a burgeoning Reich right here.

Posted by: Mega at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (yNKCC)

240 Ace - Totally relevant comic:

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2018/05/17

Posted by: Donovan at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (xSo9G)

241 >>>I used to wonder about the madness that enveloped Salem during the witch trials.

Much like Salem, it is young women, usually deeply uncomfortable with puberty for whatever reason, that are most susceptible to this new social contagion. The amount of young women coming out as trans is exploding (the phenomenon is called Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria, although the trans cultists hate this term). They are fast tracked into a cocktail of hormones and puberty blockers that ends up sterilizing them.

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (q177U)

242 Nancy Leong: I'm troubled by one response I'm seeing to the allegations about Asia Argento, which is, "she made a payment to him, so she must have done something wrong." Any lawyer will confirm that paying money to settle a dispute doesn't necessarily indicate wrongdoing. 1/

Kurt: So that's the rule again?

Leong continues to explain that a payoff does not meant guilt listing reasons and details why.

Cause everyone shovels out $380,000 to some 17 year old for no reason.

Posted by: AoS Betting window at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (fJD+N)

243 How about "The Toothless Wonder"?

Unless it reminds you of your Granny or Gramps.

It might make people with "vagina dentata" feel excluded which may be a side bonus.

Thant gives me an idea: How about calling it "The Front Bonus"?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (kfcYC)

244 Fur in the hole is called Yiffing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (YEriz)

245 I just can't get over how unbelievably CRUDE the term "front hole" would be when used in this context. Talk about reducing people to nothing but orifices and fleshy bits, like robots having carnal relations.

"The thought of inserting your external genital stick in my front hole makes my swollen chest bags tingle."
Gross.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (rP4OC)

246 What about the word CUNT? is that triggering?

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (dKiJG)

247 OH, I may be in a chair but I will not ever hold my chair out as an invitation or a demand that the world should revolve around me. My inability to maneuver this world is my problem, not the world at large.

Trans folks are mentally ill.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (0OmEj)

248 Oh, and most people who have one paraphelia (disordered fetish) have more than one. So these guys who get off on being seen as women have something else, potentially weirder or grosser too most likely.

Stay away, don't fall for the politics of their sex fetish.

And NO, I do not have to participate in your getting off by pretending you look like a chick. You do not.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (nRWPy)

249 The Doomsday Machine

https://tinyurl.com/y7mvoufa

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 03:32 PM (HgMAr)

250 Hole is still very gendered. We need an all-purpose word that can be applied across the board, like fuckworks.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (vnU/k)

251 Oops /Mellow Yellow sock

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (xSo9G)

252 Winnebagos.

Stolen from Steve Martin - circa 1975

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (q1VoB)

253 you know this is really funny. who could not have known this was coming? that it is the natural result of everything the left is pushing?

stupid people that it who. stupid people with no knowledge of history and no ability to access logic and reason.

maybe there is a reason we have done what we have done and things are the way they are.

suck it you filthy halfwits.
Posted by: ? at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (MTjB1)

I'm waiting for the unicorn horn surgery on one of these delusional idiots.

A rhino horn or some tusk surgically transfixed to someone's head.

Surgical appendixes other than new penis's or breasts are next.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (uPlWr)

254 This keeps up, and I'll have to start drafting personnel to assist with onboarding canal laborers.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (fA1SL)

255 53 15 As I pointed out yesterday, front hole is the urethra.
Vagina would be middle hole.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (CE6iV)

You stop with your biology and stuff!
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (Enq6K)

...

It doesn't really face front, either.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (yL25O)

256 My eyes just rolled so far back into my head that I may need help to get them back.
The world truly has gone mad.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (nBr1j)

257 I wish there was a way to throw the brainwashers in a hole and get the brainwashed some help.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (jy3Cs)

Yes. Apparently the brainwashers are going after the autistic population in a big way as well. Pure evil.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (uquGJ)

258
Hans und Frans - the triggered trans?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (pNxlR)

259 3 in every 100 people you know? Even accounting for the madness of our cities, Nope.

Posted by: Mega at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (yNKCC)

260 Saw the swingin dicks open for the butthole surfers at the Cameo in 1983...

Posted by: Shep at August 21, 2018 03:23 PM (SQOeW)
shouldn't that have been the other way round?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (8D42x)

261 244. Furries get the bullet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (fA1SL)

262 I heard the "Truth Force" is totally onboard with this craziness.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (Nt/TS)

263 What, you won't fuck this guy? What are you, some kinda fag?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)

264 Looks like peak madness is fast approaching.

-
See? She's really a good person.

Omarosa pushed N-word story to distract from Aretha Franklin's declining health, April Ryan says

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (+y/Ru)

265
Relevant comic : https://www.gocomics.com/
pearlsbeforeswine/2018/05/17

[Don't mind me...I like getting blown. "The Margins"]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (xSo9G)

266 Well that certainly adds new meaning to "Pump you up!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (YEriz)

267 I'm just glad my grandparents aren't around to witness this shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (oYNmA)

268 148 The only thing better than baseball is watching men masturbate.

Posted by: George Will at August 21, 2018 03:21 PM (FTPVM)

George, so glad you are leading the afternoon break-out seminars. I am particularly looking forward to the class on increasing shooting distance, and the class on "Pitcher or Catcher - Who Really Wins?" is always is the first to fill up.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (UsCnO)

269 BECK!

That's off his best LP, too.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:35 PM (bpSxT)

270 "A vagina by any other name would smell as sweet."

Or something.

Posted by: W. Shakespeare at August 21, 2018 03:35 PM (EyFCU)

271 I think we're about done with tolerance anymore. Time for helicopter rides for the lot of these people.

Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 03:35 PM (7HtZB)

272 >>Someone on Laura Ingraham's radio show claimed that the USA is 3% tranzzz.

That's bullshit.

There just aren't that many freaks.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:35 PM (bpSxT)

273 267 I'm just glad my grandparents aren't around to witness this shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 03:34 PM (oYNmA)

You mean "back waste."

Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 03:36 PM (7HtZB)

274 In the beginning was the word and the word was front hole.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

That's just whacked, yo.

Posted by: Zardoz speaks at August 21, 2018 03:36 PM (fJD+N)

275 Digging a hole here boss!

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 03:36 PM (m/vQu)

276 I'm betting the film version of Front Hole Monologues is going to take in less than a Kevin Spacey joint.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (yL25O)

277 Meanwhile...

on the Island of Misfit Toys...

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (bpSxT)

278 Since I don't use the word vagina in daily conversation, I won't be triggering anyone.

However, I find I am offended by "front hole". So, Healthline, what about my triggering? What about my feelz?

It truly is disgusting.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (Nt/TS)

279 maybe the solution is to have no word for the vag, that way men will stop thinking about it and there won't be any more rapes anymore. As in "this dog is free of fleas."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (UFyv9)

280 I'm waiting for the unicorn horn surgery on one of these delusional idiots.

A rhino horn or some tusk surgically transfixed to someone's head.

Surgical appendixes other than new penis's or breasts are next.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:33 PM (uPlWr)

I fully expect somebody, after watching too many Rocky and Bullwinkle reruns, to get antlers implanted in his head and hormones to make him grow moose fur.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (ujg0T)

281 In the future, you'll have a social contract lawyer to help you navigate the mating ritual, lest you make a prison sentence worthy mistake while engaging in carnal relations.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (pUDQf)

282 They found that girl Mollie dead, in Iowa.

She went out running.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (uPlWr)

283 If you literally looked up cuck in the dictionary, you would see a picture of Medved and Ben Sasse right there. Medved is just awful, and his movie reviews suck too.

Posted by: prescient11 at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (q+HNC)

284 As I pointed out yesterday, front hole is the urethra.
Vagina would be middle hole.

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (CE6iV)
...........

Really? Oops.

Posted by: Dr. Bob's Designer Vaginers at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

285 Samantha Bee is a feckless front hole.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (CE6iV)

286 The lesbians who think they're dudes, well, that's a whole different thing and just sad.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (nRWPy)

I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (q1VoB)

287 Hole is still very gendered. We need an all-purpose word that can be applied across the board, like fuckworks.
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls

The pit of misery!!! dilly dilly!

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 21, 2018 03:38 PM (Bdeb0)

288 Even if it were 2% of the population, and I don't think it is, well hell, Jews are 2% of the population too. Should we make bacon cheeseburgers, paying retail and oral sex illegal?

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

289 Can't wait till the next Wymens March in DC.

A sea of Front Hole Hats, and other such shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 03:38 PM (wldC6)

290 OT, but not really: Chuck Dixon (conservative comic writer) posted a screen grab of an idiot millennial on twitter who just got a NASA internship. Things may not work out so well for her.

https://tinyurl.com/y9ywdz2w

Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 03:38 PM (7HtZB)

291 We could go with 'innies' and 'outies'.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (jy3Cs)

292 >>The lesbians who think they're dudes, well, that's a whole different thing and just sad.

'Strappin' it on, here - Boss.'

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (bpSxT)

293 Hole is still very gendered. We need an all-purpose word that can be applied across the board, like fuckworks.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls

Per last night's thread:

Potted Meat.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (4ErVI)

294 Daddy, did you plug the hole yet?

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (HgMAr)

295 Instead of calling it "front hole" how about "credit score destroyer".

Posted by: YIKES! at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (D7Q9Q)

The Oblivion Gate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

296 282 They found that girl Mollie dead, in Iowa.

She went out running.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (uPlWr

And apparently no clue as to what happened.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (pUDQf)

297 In the interests of clarity, let's call men pretending to be women, or women pretending to be men, what they really are too, not "transgenders" (because there is no such thing), but: surgically altered gender dysphorics.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (fqUgw)

298 Keep in mind one fact:

Our forebears started a revolution over taxation. In Canada, the govt can steal your children if you disagree with allowing them to be trannies and changing their sex.

Civil War 2.0 probably ain't that far off, but it likely will take a serious economic downturn, read - actual hunger, before it happens. And even then I'm not so sure...

Posted by: prescient11 at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (q+HNC)

299 Keith-X supports Front Hole Mutilation.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (r9UYA)

300 Proof positive that padded cells and medication are a necessity for some who walk among us.

Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (oiNtH)

301 ... any mention of the "top hole"?

Posted by: Corndog at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (p3eEq)

302 construction of the Tower of Babel continues

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 03:40 PM (nFwvY)

303 Is the millenial one of the 66% that isn't sure the earth is round?Good NASA intern.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 03:40 PM (mCMQ5)

304 ... or would the newspeak term for that be "blow hole"?

Posted by: Corndog at August 21, 2018 03:40 PM (p3eEq)

305 294 Daddy, did you plug the hole yet?
__________________

Yeah baby, I plugged Reggie's hole real good!

Posted by: Barky Obama at August 21, 2018 03:40 PM (fqUgw)

306 I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (q1VoB)

You're fat, smoke, wear flannel, have a bad haircut, and need a strap-on?
(Which is what I say everytime my husband makes that joke.) I know there are exceptions

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:40 PM (nRWPy)

307 So if you think about it, Trump was actually being very progressive and sensitive when he said "she was bleeding out of her wherever." I'm sure the apologies will be coming in any day now.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 03:40 PM (mk7Bj)

308 ehhh, cock pocket ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 03:41 PM (M+Lyo)

309 https://tinyurl.com/y9ywdz2w
Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 03:38 PM (7HtZB)

hah

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)

310 is PIFH ok ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 03:41 PM (M+Lyo)

311 Second look at "Dusty Beef Drapes"?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 21, 2018 03:41 PM (BfOXk)

312 300. Labor camps. There's no sense wasting resources like that. And who knows? Some of them might even be reformed. I'm enough of a humanitarian to ar least try.
And, c'mon, canals, dude!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 03:41 PM (fA1SL)

313 >>In the interests of clarity, let's call men pretending to be women, or women pretending to be men, what they really are too, not "transgenders" (because there is no such thing), but: surgically altered gender dysphorics.

Too many words. I'm going with freaks.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 03:41 PM (/tuJf)

314 Peak woke is the same as completely brainless.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (UOsvH)

315 The Medical Term is Ham Wallet.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (bpSxT)

316 If you have mutilated your body into something you now us to use the word front hole; I have word for you nuts.

Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (gmo/4)

317 Someone on Laura Ingraham's radio show claimed that the USA is 3% tranzzz.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (IqV8l)

------

Unadulterated lying horseshit.

HIGHEST epidemiological estimates of gender dysphoria: .017% of total population.

By contrast, .034% of Americans believe lizard-people run the government.

IOW: TWICE as many people are purchasing Alex Jones branded tinfoil hats at the InfoWars online store, than are participating in gender cosplay.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (AzW6q)

318

EM HURLUBERLU FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (7AQC5)

319 What about "queef sleeve"?

Posted by: Robert at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (Zogyx)

320 Has anyone asked Sally Field for her opinion?

Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

321 Hey Nineteen, that's Urethra Franklin
She don't remember what vagina's for

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)

322 Let's start calling breasts "artificially implanted saline sacs" too...

Screw you! They're REAL and they're spectacular!

Posted by: Real Wimminz at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (ihzOe)

323 'Strappin' it on, here - Boss.'
========

No more!!! Please!!! No more!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Huma at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (vg8iE)

324 I have several words for me. I cannot type.

Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (gmo/4)

325 316 If you have mutilated your body into something you now us to use the word front hole; I have a word for you: nuts.
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (gmo/4)

Did General McAuliffe hold onto Bastogne so later generations could do *this*?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (ujg0T)

326 Peak woke = Trough brains

Posted by: Corndog at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (p3eEq)

327 214 Men who pretend to be women, autogynaphiliacs, have a fetish where they are still attracted to women but have a fetish which makes them get off when OTHERS think that these men are women.

So, if people don't go along with them, they don't have their fetish satisfied and the whole thing is ruined.

Therefore, the fact that you believe them to be women is the whole point. So they want to have sex with women who think that they are women---so lesbians. The lesbians are pretty much, ew, no, you're a dude. Straight women are like, ew, no, you have boobies and are wearing size 16 stiletto heels

Then they get pissed, because they can't get off on their fetish and often become violent ---either to others or themselves. That's why inviting them into women's safe spaces, ie lockerroms, dressing rooms, bathroom is bad.

Jennifer Pritzer is a billionaire dude who thinks he's a woman and he bankrolls all this crap for his own fetish and the commies love it since it disrupts society.

The lesbians who think they're dudes, well, that's a whole different thing and just sad.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (nRWPy)
-------------------------

Can I sign up for auto shop instead?

Posted by: high school kid signing up for fall semester at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (UsCnO)

328 Animal Crackers box redesigned so the animals are wandering free not in a cage.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (mCMQ5)

329 Should we make bacon cheeseburgers, paying retail and oral sex illegal?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

----

Dude... you made iced tea come out of my nose.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (8XRCm)

330 We seem to have deviated quite far from the sexual left's previous slogan, "Love whoever you want." Now it's "Love who we tell you to love, bigot."

This is so true. The "you will think, talk and behave" like we tell you to is in full force...in all areas of life now. From politics to business to sexual relationships. As early as last year I read an article shaming teenage boys bcz they did not want to date a Trans girl...even though she still had all boys parts.

All I can hope is most people see this is not only crazy, but dangerous.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (Nt/TS)

331 Was this created just for Acosta?

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (nRWPy)

332 Someone on Laura Ingraham's radio show claimed that the USA is 3% tranzzz.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (IqV8l)

Maybe if you include all non-heterosexuality.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (A5R3R)

333 Befote the transition (surgery) i used a dilljohndo.
Worked fine...

Posted by: Chaz at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (SQOeW)

334 I think that's a woman on CNBC now. But the offensive lineman build and the crew cut makes it tough to tell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (OLCnA)

335 >>If you have mutilated your body into something you now us to use the word front hole; I have a word for you: nuts.

Excised Fuck Glands, please.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (bpSxT)

336 You're fat, smoke, wear flannel, have a bad haircut, and need a strap-on?
(Which is what I say everytime my husband makes that joke.) I know there are exceptions

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:40 PM (nRWPy)

No. But I'm always willing to learn . . . .

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (q1VoB)

337 296 282 They found that girl Mollie dead, in Iowa.

She went out running.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (uPlWr

And apparently no clue as to what happened.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (pUDQf)

We'll know more later tonight with a press conference. Maybe.

Boyfriend apparently was out of town when she vanished so that's an alibi.

Check for stalkers on her socials and emails. Co-workers and friends, etc.

Really it could be as banal as someone hit her with their vehicle while she was running and moved the body to hide it. Hit and run has become a really big thing in the last few years, at least around here. It seems like it happens every week now. People are selfish shits and most of them are probably on pills or drugs or alcohol or all three so they run away.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (4ErVI)

338 I think normal humans, what few are left, need to just colonize Mars, so we'll be at a safe distance when the freaks run this planet into the ground.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (J+mig)

339 You're fat, smoke, wear flannel, have a bad haircut, and need a strap-on?

You forgot the Subaru wagon.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (xBSm0)

340 There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (IqV8l)

341 Are animal crackers mean for the top hole?

They can shove the new are up their back hole.

Posted by: Corndog at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (p3eEq)

342 3
The freak show continues.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:07 PM (uPlWr)
...........

Botched.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

343 My daughter was quite young when she said she had some burning "down there." My brother got her calling it her "front butt."

I think we should go for "front butt."

These fucking people have lost their ever-loving minds.

Posted by: Sponge at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

344 Ecosexual freaks look for the knot hole.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (r9UYA)

345 Mollie Tibbetts cell phone and fit bit missing.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (xtRYx)

346

Three to five years in prison is part of the @MichaelCohen212 plea deal, according to @FoxNews.

not sure how true this is

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (uPlWr)

347 Men who pretend to be women, autogynaphiliacs, have a fetish where they are still attracted to women but have a fetish which makes them get off when OTHERS think that these men are women.

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Ive read that sentence 5 or 6 times now.

I still dont get it.

My head hurts.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

348 I wonder how tampon ads make them feel?

Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (yL25O)

349 Maybe if you include all non-heterosexuality.
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 03:43 PM (A5R3R)

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Even, then it's a generous estimate.

Possible, but generous. Likelier that it's a 1-2% total rate of extreme sexual deviance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (AzW6q)

350 Seems that even the leftards don't want to have sex with a dude in a dress.

Posted by: TransRational at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (XcgmW)

351 How is ATCs delicious strawberry muffin affected by this terminology shift?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (UOsvH)

352 You people are going to feel really silly when the lizards unzip their skinsuits and start eating rats like aliens in bad 80s sci-fi.

Posted by: Alex Jones - chemtrails, man at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (vnU/k)

353 >> I have run across several trannies lately, born female and born male. They are the saddest, loneliest looking creatures. Sometimes, it's hard to make jokes about these people.

Yes, profoundly unhappy people with a ridiculously high suicide rate.

Another unfortunate outlet for that unhappiness is violence toward those who do not accept them. lot of male to female trans are OK with attacking TERFs.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (W+vEI)

354 But their mouth? What do we call that?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

"Foghorn"?

"Vuvuzela"?

"Jet engine spooling up"?

"Yes, dear"?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (BfOXk)

355 "I'm sure people in wheelchairs wince sometimes at the mention of walking and running, given that such mentions remind them that they've lost this ability. Shall we begin forbidding people from using the words "walk" and "run" to spare some feelings, too?" - Ace

We will get there. I have no doubt this will happen, if we continue to go down this road. It will be called for at least, whether or not people will do it is another thing entirely.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (Nt/TS)

356 290 OT, but not really: Chuck Dixon (conservative comic writer) posted a screen grab of an idiot millennial on twitter who just got a NASA internship. Things may not work out so well for her.

https://tinyurl.com/y9ywdz2w
Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 03:38 PM (7HtZB)

ROTFLMAO.

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (xjiRE)

357 My 4 sons hate the word "foyer" and insist on calling it the "front hall" because foyer sounds french and "like something a castle has" (that's portcullis, dimwits).

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (nRWPy)

358 The vagina is not the front hole. It's the middle hole. The urethra is front, vagina middle, anus rear.

They can't even have their neologisms make any f***in' sense.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (RfnqA)

359 So for the wheelchair people - we still good with using "cripple"?

Posted by: Weasel at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (MVjcR)

360 Manafort jury has convicted him on 328 of 27 counts, including seven capital murder charges, according to CNN. Not sure how credible it is.

Posted by: See En En at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (XcgmW)

361 Shep covering the story of the plane with two blown tires, because Shep never tires of... never mind...

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (UFyv9)

362 Can we just call it a pee-pee?

Posted by: What's my name, Suck It, that's my name at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (l+9OF)

363 Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 03:38 PM (7HtZB)

The guy worked at NASA in the late 90's. Is he currently on the Space council board and does it oversee NASA? Anyone know for sure. Either way , the intern candidate shit her pants.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (m/vQu)

364 There's tons of trans men here, way more than trans women it seems because its so easy, cut your hair short, wear men's clothes and be fat

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (6Ll1u)

365 There's a hole in daddy's front
Where all the money goes...

Posted by: John Pride at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (xBSm0)

366 >>So for the wheelchair people - we still good with using "cripple"?

'Ironsides'

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (bpSxT)

367 352 You people are going to feel really silly when the lizards unzip their skinsuits and start eating rats like aliens in bad 80s sci-fi.
Posted by: Alex Jones - chemtrails, man at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (vnU/k)

not lizards, CRAB PEOPLE

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

368
Im going to regret this.

"TERFs" ???????

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

369 They call anything anything they want - candiru don't care.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (fA1SL)

370 I wonder how that dude is doing who turned himself into a dragon.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (BfOXk)

371 Three to five years in prison is part of the @MichaelCohen212 plea deal, according to @FoxNews.

not sure how true this is
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (uPlWr)

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I'm gonna be awfully surprised if he agreed to do that kind of prison time. Probation, maybe.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (I16G8)

372 I wonder how tampon ads make them feel?

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Left out.

Watch for 'simulated' tampons for trans women so they can feel pretty and feminine too (and I actually thought I saw something like that about a year ago). Playing make-believe makes it real.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (mQ0Mc)

373 I didn't know who the NASA guy is but I'm not applying to NASA or following rocketry in any way.

So what happened to that retard? Fired?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (4ErVI)

374 My head hurts.

Posted by: fixerupper

Don't try, it will never make sense.

Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (oiNtH)

375 No, my MOUTH is my front hole.

Posted by: Shep "Dick Breath" Smith at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (XcgmW)

376 I'm always up for hitting a front hole--with my boot.

Posted by: Keith Ellison - US Representative at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (r9UYA)

377 359: gimps

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (KP5rU)

378 359. Wheelies. Iron-Sides.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (fA1SL)

379 358 The vagina is not the front hole. It's the middle hole. The urethra is front, vagina middle, anus rear.

They can't even have their neologisms make any f***in' sense.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (RfnqA)

...

It's almost like you can't make a term that covers both three hole people and two hole people.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (yL25O)

380

There's 2 front holes--a pie hole and a pee hole.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (S/hVx)

381 Front hole is just so indelicate. Why not call it a cock cozy?

Like for your teapot. And this way, trannies will never forget to sip into their 4 o'clock cock.

Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (2Mnv1)

382 Once we were told about 'theybies', I knew the end was near.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (wldC6)

383 >>Watch for 'simulated' tampons for trans women

It's just a string, a chip-clip and a set of instructions!?

Posted by: Katy Turr's Dad / Mom / Thing at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (bpSxT)

384 Watch for 'simulated' tampons for trans women so they can feel pretty and feminine too (and I actually thought I saw something like that about a year ago). Playing make-believe makes it real.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (mQ0Mc)

Just as long as there's real tape to catch the hairs.

Posted by: Equality is a bitch at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (fJD+N)

385 So, vaginas don't exist. Doesn't that marginalize females? How do the feminists feel about the trans allies now?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (RfnqA)

386 >>T, but not really: Chuck Dixon (conservative comic writer) posted a screen grab of an idiot millennial on twitter who just got a NASA internship. Things may not work out so well for her.

https://tinyurl.com/y9ywdz2w

Never heard of Homer Hickam?????
*facepalm*
Something tells me she's a diversity hire with poor STEM skillz

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:49 PM (W+vEI)

387 Watch for 'simulated' tampons for trans women so
they can feel pretty and feminine too (and I actually thought I saw
something like that about a year ago). Playing make-believe makes it
real.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (mQ0Mc)

Does it eventually . . .er, turn red?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (q1VoB)

388
I don't care if it triggers them.
It's a VAGINA...deal with it.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (hECVl)

389 This whole discussion is making us uncomfortable...

Posted by: Hall & Oats at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (bUjCl)

390 Front loading or rear loading prick pouches.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (UOsvH)

391 Michelle Wolf is not as dumb as you thought. Take this comment from last May:

Michelle Wolf says if you hated her #WHCD speech, you'll HATE her new Netflix show

7:30 AM - May 10, 2018

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (+y/Ru)

392 So for the wheelchair people - we still good with using "cripple"?

'Ironsides'
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (bpSxT)

Handi Man was awesome.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (m/vQu)

393 Mr Garrison's Fancy New Vagina was prescient.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (bpSxT)

394 Shemp must be broken hearted. Plan landed with no incident.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (/tuJf)

395 But their mouth? What do we call that?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

"Foghorn"?

"Vuvuzela"?

"Jet engine spooling up"?

"Yes, dear"?

Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2018 03:46 PM (BfOXk)
..........

Charlie Brown's teacher?

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (HgMAr)

396 TERFs" ???????
Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (8XRCm)

Trans-exclusionary radical feminists.

They're the ones who think all men benefit when a man rapes a woman because patriarchy and are usually lesbian as a political statement. They are on the outside of the SJW tent nowadays because they refuse to acknowledge that trans women are women. They say they're just men effectively infiltrating feminism to keep the patriarch established.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (mk7Bj)

397 Watch for 'simulated' tampons for trans women so they can feel pretty and feminine too (and I actually thought I saw something like that about a year ago). Playing make-believe makes it real.
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I'm pretty sure they are already a "thing."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (vg8iE)

398 Cripple is fine by me. I refer to myself as a crip every once in a while.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (0OmEj)

399 Anyone know where I can bury this bone?

Posted by: Old Rover takes over at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (FTlwv)

400 Watch for 'simulated' tampons for trans women so they can feel pretty and feminine too (and I actually thought I saw something like that about a year ago). Playing make-believe makes it real.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (mQ0Mc)

Ok I've seen something online that is so fucking horrifying that I refuse to even attempt to find it let alone post a link here.

They're doing this already. In fact, it's worse. Some of them pick up used ones out of trash cans and wear it around.

I'm not kidding. I wish I was.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (4ErVI)

401 Ive read that sentence 5 or 6 times now.

I still dont get it.

My head hurts.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)
It doesn't make sense and isn't the same as gender identity disorder which is far rarer and characterized by very effeminate gay men. GID don't care that you think they're women and want to rename everything and use weird pronouns. That push is ALL from these fetishized whack jobs. YOU BELIEVING that they're "girls" is what gets them excited. Not even limited to sex, but all the time. So when you agree, and call a him a her, they get off.

We're literally legislating and changing shit so these paraphiliacs can become aroused.
No.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (nRWPy)

402 Some people think some of my paintings look like front holes.

Posted by: Georgia O'Queef at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (PFd3d)

403 388

I don't care if it triggers them.

It's a VAGINA...deal with it.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (hECVl)
Seriously, I don't understand the left's obsession with anatomy.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (a0IVu)

404 OT, but I've decided Anthony Bourdain deserves the nickname:

"The Great White Cuck"

Posted by: Oschisms at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (dvNVZ)

405 249
The Doomsday Machine

https://tinyurl.com/y7mvoufa

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018
*
*
Best. Front. Hole. Ever.

(It must have been half a mile wide!)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (CTtdn)

406 The trannies can just wear kotex pads instead of tampons if they want to feel especially femme once a month.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (RfnqA)

407

Anyway there isn't any such thing as transgender, our species, as EVERYBODY knows comes in 2 flavors, male and female.

And those flavors are immutable.

But I suppose, upon reflection, you could throw them a bone and call it male, female and confused.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (S/hVx)

408 I wonder how that dude is doing who turned himself into a dragon.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (BfOXk)

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Suicided.

Recently. I think one of the cobs had a blurb in a thread.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (8XRCm)

409 >>So, vaginas don't exist. Doesn't that marginalize females? How do the feminists feel about the trans allies now?

As a WOMAN I reject this, just as I, as a non-gender confused heterosexual, reject the "cis" label.

Freaks can label themselves as they please, but normal should not accept this nonsense.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

410 Im going to regret this.

"TERFs" ???????

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:47 PM (8XRCm)
"Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist"
Essentially a feminist who doesn't agree that a transwoman is, in fact, a woman.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 21, 2018 03:52 PM (rP4OC)

411 >>It's a VAGINA...deal with it.

I've seem them used for shooting ping pong balls and for picking up $5 bills...

But THAT is talent.

Posted by: Daniel Negreanu at August 21, 2018 03:52 PM (bpSxT)

412 The only hole small enough for me the nose.

Posted by: Ben Nerd Virgin Shapiro at August 21, 2018 03:52 PM (G4cUD)

413 Bang my cakehole, bigots.

Posted by: Trans Weirdos at August 21, 2018 03:52 PM (vnU/k)

414 Is there some kind of flow chart I can get to follow all of the 32 different genders preferences, and not make some serious faux pas and end up embarrassing myself for my lack of wokeness? Please, I really need that flow chart. Appreciate if anyone can help.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (2sCft)

415 I think part of the idea is to see how many normal people will go along with the idiocy.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (UFyv9)

416 I wonder how that dude is doing who turned himself into a dragon.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2018 03:48 PM (BfOXk)

I got him with the Dragonrend shout.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (hLRSq)

417 Totes healthy society. It's overflowing with hard like stances to preserve traditionalism that conservatives have been running on for several decades. There are flashing warning signs everywhere, but people are too wrapped up in feelings and taking offense if their group/tribe is called into account.

If we can't admit our society and country is terminally ill and dying, then how can me treat the illness to make it healthy? Serious questions that conservative who pretend to not be affected by this refuse to address.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (sFofr)

418 They're doing this already. In fact, it's worse. Some of them pick up used ones out of trash cans and wear it around.

I'm not kidding. I wish I was.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 03:51 PM (4ErVI)

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This is NOT a sign of any type of mental illness, you bigot.

Totally stable, normal thing to do.

And don't even tell me it's off-putting or gross, either, you heterosupremacist. It's brave and beautiful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

419 There is a reason the suicide rate for such people is off the charts. Cutting off your penis, or gluing one on is a sign of mental illness.
Worse, we have people running around saying it's "normal", and you're not "accepting" and "bigoted" if you don't accept this behavior as "normal". BTW Don't ask those same people for a "date".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)

420
Michelle Wolf says if you hated her #WHCD speech, you'll HATE her new Netflix show

7:30 AM - May 10, 2018

How does she like her edgy prediction now?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (pNxlR)

421 call it the Trapper Keeper because, well, I dunno

Posted by: Art, Nature and Social Critic at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (y0y4n)

422 >> I think part of the idea is to see how many normal people will go along with the idiocy.

Like the beatles did with Sgt. Pepper's.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (bpSxT)

423 >>>Another unfortunate outlet for that unhappiness is violence toward those who do not accept them. lot of male to female trans are OK with attacking TERFs.

These are the freaks in charge of the shit show. Insane. There is a whole movement to "out" TERFs and dox them.

Posted by: Max Power at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (q177U)

424 Like I said above, there are people wanting to cut off arms or legs to become who they really are. Transgender has been surpassed, just taking a bit

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (6Ll1u)

425 339 You're fat, smoke, wear flannel, have a bad haircut, and need a strap-on?

You forgot the Subaru wagon.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2018 03:44 PM (xBSm0)
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No, just couldn't afford it.

Posted by: lesbian wannabe with a secret dick at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (UsCnO)

426 They're the ones who think all men benefit when a man rapes a woman because patriarchy and are usually lesbian as a political statement. They are on the outside of the SJW tent nowadays because they refuse to acknowledge that trans women are women. They say they're just men effectively infiltrating feminism to keep the patriarch established.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 03:50 PM (mk7Bj)

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I no longer wish to live in "interesting times".

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (8XRCm)

427 On one hand, I hate that Mueller got himself a scalp, on the other Cohen was dirty and was eager to say anything against Trump.

Trump REALLY needs to reevaluate who he surrounds himself with and hires, that's about 99% of his problems.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (sJpRh)

428 Michelle Wolf says if you hated her #WHCD speech, you'll HATE her new Netflix show

7:30 AM - May 10, 2018

Hey, you were right!

Posted by: Netflix at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (fJD+N)

429 Sometimes a hole is just a hole.

Posted by: Sigmund at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (PFd3d)

430 I've seem them used for shooting ping pong balls and for picking up $5 bills...

But THAT is talent.
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Pfffft.....

Picking up a Volkswagen Beetle is a demonstration of real talent.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2018 03:55 PM (vg8iE)

431 Is there some kind of flow chart I can get to follow all of the 32 different genders preferences, and not make some serious faux pas and end up embarrassing myself for my lack of wokeness? Please, I really need that flow chart. Appreciate if anyone can help.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (2sCft)

If there was a chart then you could learn it and then they couldn't lecture you any more about how bigoted you are. So there is no chart. Also a chart would make it harder for them to change things, which they will want to do when enough people submit.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 03:55 PM (mk7Bj)

432 This is how far we've gone over the cliff as a society - people will think you're a weirdo if you point out that the purpose of sexual intercourse is reproduction.

"What are you talking about?" "Why would you say that?"

I have a friend who took a college class on human sexuality. The professor announced on the first day of class that they would not be discussing sex as a means of having children. The primary purpose for sex was not even worth mentioning in the classroom.

As a society, we're screwed.

Posted by: biancaneve at August 21, 2018 03:55 PM (A/iod)

433

IS THIS THE HOLE TO DIE ON? OR IN?

There should be blood. Oh, wait a second...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 03:55 PM (G4W16)

434 #427. Trump only hires the best people

Posted by: Comrade at August 21, 2018 03:55 PM (hNOjT)

435 Trump REALLY needs to reevaluate who he surrounds himself with and hires, that's about 99% of his problems.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (sJpRh)
For a guy who had a show about hiring and firing people, he sure sucks at hiring and firing people.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (Lp0Un)

436 @371

As I said in the other thread...

Who wants to bet the Cohen plea deal involves Cohen pleading to lying to investigators?

The Cohen raid had nothing to do with an actual crime and was solely to get access to material they otherwise wouldn't have been able to access.

If he's pleading to 3-5, then Mueller and his bullyboys were threatening him with serious prison time if he wanted to fight it.

Remember, Manefort faces hundreds of years in prison if he's found guilty on all charges.

That's a hell of a thing to be hanging over your head.

Most people would jump at 3-5 in a similar situation.

Jeff Sessions is a fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (kT3/m)

437 They're doing this already. In fact, it's worse. Some of them pick up used ones out of trash cans and wear it around.

--

Uh...ok, can somebody please pull the trigger on that SMOD launcher about now?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (mQ0Mc)

438 "Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist"
Essentially a feminist who doesn't agree that a transwoman is, in fact, a woman.

Posted by: MWR, Public Intellectual, aka Beth at August 21, 2018 03:52 PM (rP4OC)

At least, they got one thing correct. That's better than most leftists.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (63i9Y)

439 All the fucked up people....where DO they all come from?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (UOsvH)

440 I guess those SJW's are going to have to ditch their vagina costumes as they may cause vagina envy for those physically deprived.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (hECVl)

441 Front Hole is SO 5 hours ago. Now it's simply the "unit".

Posted by: Weasel at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (MVjcR)

442 Is there some kind of flow chart I can get to follow all of the 32 different genders preferences, and not make some serious faux pas and end up embarrassing myself for my lack of wokeness? Please, I really need that flow chart. Appreciate if anyone can help.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 21, 2018 03:53 PM (2sCft)

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That shit can not be put in writing like that. It changes every damn day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (I16G8)

443

And we're out of the net for the balance of the day.

Much more fun dealing with reality.

Have fun.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (S/hVx)

444 These people have a death wish for the human race. If malevolent artificial intelligence wanted to wipe out the human race it would be through idiocy like this.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 03:57 PM (nBr1j)

445
*waves at Beth!!!!

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So...... I dont think trans women are women either, but..... Im not a TERF because Im not a lesbian. Right???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:57 PM (8XRCm)

446 I swear, this Newspeak is an attempt to rule over others and get them to ignore their own rationality and reality and accept the irrational. It's a gradual progression toward tyranny, the old "frog in slowly boiling water" technique.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 03:57 PM (RfnqA)

447 Trump REALLY needs to reevaluate who he surrounds himself with and hires, that's about 99% of his problems.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (sJpRh)

He is a billionaire who financed his own campaign and beat every political dynasty and broke the establishment narrative. I think all in all he has done a great job navigating the waters that comes with being a famous billionaire.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 03:57 PM (sFofr)

448
Model A Ford with a tank full of gas
Hand full of front hole and a mouth full of ass

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 03:57 PM (pNxlR)

449 Like the beatles did with Sgt. Pepper's.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (bpSxT)

hey now.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)

450 Front Hole! Now with lilac, cheesecake, or original fish market aroma! Have it your way!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 21, 2018 03:58 PM (9BLnV)

451 306
I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 03:37 PM (q1VoB)

You're fat, smoke, wear flannel, have a bad haircut, and need a strap-on?
(Which is what I say everytime my husband makes that joke.) I know there are exceptions

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018
*
*
Short haircut, flannel shirt, comfortable shoes, a lot of softball equipment in the trunk . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 03:58 PM (CTtdn)

452 I'm stubborn and stupid enough to never to take a plea deal if I was innocent no matter what.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 03:58 PM (m/vQu)

453 347 Men who pretend to be women, autogynaphiliacs, have a fetish where they are still attracted to women but have a fetish which makes them get off when OTHERS think that these men are women.

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Ive read that sentence 5 or 6 times now.

I still dont get it.

My head hurts.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:45 PM (8XRCm)

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See? It's working.

Posted by: Soros goons and other anti-American movements at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (UsCnO)

454 Short haircut, flannel shirt, comfortable shoes, a lot of softball equipment in the trunk . . .
=========

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Elena Kagan at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (vg8iE)

455 Sometimes a hole is just a hole.

Posted by: Sigmund at August 21, 2018 03:54 PM (PFd3d)
...........

Unless it's Mommy's, right?

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (HgMAr)

456 452. May you never have to test that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (fA1SL)

457 Uh...ok, can somebody please pull the trigger on that SMOD launcher about now?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 21, 2018 03:56 PM (mQ0Mc)

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*tic toc*

Miss me yet???

Posted by: The MAYAN CALANDER at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (8XRCm)

458 440 I guess those SJW's are going to have to ditch their vagina costumes as they may cause vagina envy for those physically deprived.
Posted by: redridinghood
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I remember reading that people of color were complaining because the pussy hats and vagina costumes were pink.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (RfnqA)

459 Mueller is the Director of The Supreme Branch of government.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (r9UYA)

460 Bank fraud, tax evasion and campaign finance violations. 3-5 years.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (/tuJf)

461 If they can make little children confused as to whether they are indeed a boy or a girl, imagine what else they can confuse them about.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 04:00 PM (lwiT4)

462 439
All the fucked up people....where DO they all come from?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 21, 2018
*
*
Faces come out of the rain . . . when you're strange . . .
When you're strange . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 04:00 PM (CTtdn)

463 They have to attack TERFS and anyone who won't go along. You MUST go along because it's literally a "emperor has no clothes" scenario where they can only experience their fetish when everyone and everything around them goes along with the fantasy that they are a woman. That's why the word "trannie" makes them FURIOUS.

They HATE the doctors at Johns Hopkins who realized what was going on, refused to do reassignment surgeries and explained the fetish. Not understanding the fetish is key to their getting people to be MADE to go along with it. All that BS about how they "are really" or "can choose" is about hiding their fetish AS a fetish.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 04:00 PM (nRWPy)

464 I'll take care of everything
Yellowstone Mega Volcano

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 04:00 PM (mCMQ5)

465 Is anyone seriously going to stop using vagina and its associated terms? I rarely use the word gay. Rather, I use homosexual when talking about non-heterosexual people. We must stop adopting the language of the leftists.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 21, 2018 04:00 PM (ABxG1)

466 So how do you explain this to your prepubescent child?
I'm glad I'm out of the kid business.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2018 04:00 PM (xBSm0)

467 Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

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Front pole.

Posted by: Obligatory at August 21, 2018 04:00 PM (eSx+E)

468 Are you still allowed to knock somebody front hole over teakettle?

Posted by: [/bMuldoon at August 21, 2018 04:01 PM (lLoBm)

469 I swear, this Newspeak is an attempt to rule over others and get them to ignore their own rationality and reality and accept the irrational. It's a gradual progression toward tyranny, the old "frog in slowly boiling water" technique.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 03:57 PM (RfnqA)

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How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?

Posted by: O'Brien in Room 101 at August 21, 2018 04:01 PM (AzW6q)

470 Bank fraud, tax evasion and campaign finance violations. 3-5 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (/tuJf)

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I read that as Cohen didnt/couldnt roll over on Trump.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 04:01 PM (8XRCm)

471 467. Lower horn.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 04:01 PM (fA1SL)

472 Fox reporting Cohen will plead guilty to tax evasion and violating campaign finance laws.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 04:01 PM (YbmG/)

473 Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?
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"Sustenance?"

Posted by: Shep! at August 21, 2018 04:01 PM (vg8iE)

474 >>I read that as Cohen didnt/couldnt roll over on Trump.

Me too.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)

475
If they can make little children confused

___

How many fingers am I holding up Winston?

Posted by: IngSoc at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (eSx+E)

476 Bank fraud, tax evasion and campaign finance violations. 3-5 years.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (/tuJf)

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Is it confirmed that he will actually serve 3-5?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (I16G8)

477 Anyone who calls a vagina a front hole is an asshole in my book.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (RfnqA)

478 Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?
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Front pole.
Posted by: Obligatory at August 21, 2018 04:00 PM (eSx+E)
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Catchy, but doesn't have staying power. Won't last more than four hours.

Posted by: Weasel at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (MVjcR)

479 Why I love Twitter, gargantuan flaws and all.

Twitter users have been killing it all day mocking this new aperture branding.

Do you think Colbert's staff is currently debating which front hole joke to tell tonight? I'm guessing it's a big ol' 'no.'

Posted by: Christian Toto at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (GppXG)

480 Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

Giggle Stick

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (xBSm0)

481 >>Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

Rape stick. You'll have to register it after an extensive background check.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (r9UYA)

482 52. May you never have to test that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (fA1SL)

I've said that prayer a few times.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (m/vQu)

483
>>So for the wheelchair people - we still good with using "cripple"?

Differently mobile

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (IqV8l)

484 So how do you explain this to your prepubescent child?
..............

Boys have penis
Girls have a va...
aw fergit it, gimme a beer.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (HgMAr)

485 >>Is it confirmed that he will actually serve 3-5?

Just reporting at this point. The hearing is happening as we speak.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (/tuJf)

486 An improved penis is a Paolo

Posted by: The Paolo at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (G4cUD)

487 Oh now that I see you grammie, the music at Greg Laurie's harvest was amazing. 6 guests, some groups some solo. All so good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (6Ll1u)

488 They've always been called front-hole hats!

Posted by: Third Wave Feminist at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (vnU/k)

489 >>Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

Rape stick. You'll have to register it after an extensive background check.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM (r9UYA)
++++
Assault Penile?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (2sCft)

490 Just reporting at this point. The hearing is happening as we speak.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (/tuJf)
Nothing from the Manafort trial yet?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu)

491 I'ma transition into a griffin. Big beautiful wings, a cat body, an eagle head, hunting for meat, a protected species, and flying! What could go wrong?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (CTtdn)

492 Almost five hundred comments and nobody's mentioned me?

Posted by: A Donut Hole at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (lLoBm)

493 so I guess an open manhole cover will now be referred to as chaps

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (nFwvY)

494 I want the penis referred to as The Front Stick...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (7CM5W)

495 Did you know it was the 29 year anniversary?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (6Ll1u)

496 >>Nothing from the Manafort trial yet?

Nothing lately.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (/tuJf)

497 Oh now that I see you grammie, the music at Greg Laurie's harvest was amazing. 6 guests, some groups some solo. All so good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 04:03 PM (6Ll1u)

I saw some blurbs about it on Facebook. Looked wonderful - I'm glad you were able to go!

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (lwiT4)

498 Another reason not to use govt schools.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (nRWPy)

499 It's anti-American to be an American citizen

Posted by: SJW Lynch Mob at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (G4cUD)

500 Manafort will get a Trump pardon, Cohen f-ed that up.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (nRWPy)

501 If we know that the Derp State/Unipatty has been running psyops and other operations with the American People as targets, victims, and the audience for 60-70 years. Then why would it be hard to beliver that Team Trump/Militray white hats are running psyops and other operations against the Derp State as the targets and victims with the American Peope as the audience?

This was occurring during the campaign do why do folks believe it stopped once TGE got in office? Serious Question.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (sFofr)

502 Again, somebody tell me why we have to now say "front m-o-l-e"?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (mQ0Mc)

503 I believe a PowerPoint presentation is in order.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (7CM5W)

504 Last week, "news" broke that nearly all heterosexuals -- and 75% of homosexuals, too -- would not date a trans person. It turns out that straight men prefer to date women, straight women prefer to date men, gay men prefer to date men, and gay women prefer to date women.

This was called "discrimination." Vice was very, very sad about it.

Most people don't get to date every single person they want to. However Trans people are the exception? Everyone should date them or it is discrimmination? Fvck that crap.

I discrimminate. I won't date transgender anything.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 04:06 PM (Nt/TS)

505 Almost five hundred comments and nobody's mentioned me?

Posted by: A Donut Hole at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (lLoBm)

Or me?

Posted by: Fleshlight at August 21, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr)

506 >>Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

A Sessions.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 04:06 PM (r9UYA)

507 Trump REALLY needs to reevaluate who he surrounds himself with and hires, that's about 99% of his problems.

***

If I turned the full force of the Deep State on you would I find reasonable doubt, let alone proof, of any crimes you might have committed?

Now, imagine you are in the highly regulated business of elections. Any irregularities we might find? Any quid pro quos? Any we can say...manufacture with the help of British and Russian intelligence?

This "we must be pure as the driven snow" stuff is just another version of failure theater.

Until someone like a Clinton, or at least a Podesta, goes to jail, Trump should announce he will pardon anyone found guilty of non-collusion offenses by the Meuller witchhunt.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:06 PM (eSx+E)

508 But first, you must bring me a shrubbery!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 21, 2018 04:06 PM (n+6mJ)

509 494 I want the penis referred to as The Front Stick...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (7CM5W)
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I thought you called it the Short Pig.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 21, 2018 04:06 PM (kQs4Y)

510 I want the penis referred to as The Front Stick...
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM

Are you planning on battering it, and then deep frying?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (ctuyM)

511 452 I'm stubborn and stupid enough to never to take a plea deal if I was innocent no matter what."

I know of a man who's in the middle of a 15 year sentence in the State Pen - and he was offered 2 years probation before the trial. He said the same thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (k1TUh)

512 Almost five hundred comments and nobody's mentioned me?

Posted by: A Donut Hole at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM (lLoBm)

Or me?
Posted by: Fleshlight

Some things are simply beyond the bounds of polite conversation.

Posted by: couch fucker at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (fJD+N)

513 Manafort will get a Trump pardon, Cohen f-ed that up.
Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (nRWPy)

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Trump values loyalty. Cohen had none.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (I16G8)

514 Them Greek homos can suck my D E C K.

Posted by: Rev Al at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (xBSm0)

515 To be precise, those were not vagina costumes. People confuse vagina with mons pubis or pudendum. The mons pubis is the outer mound and labia, the vagina is the birth canal.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (RfnqA)

516 I would have thought you'd want a term that sounded more like a cut of meat, Cannibal Bob. Front loin?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (vnU/k)

517 Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

*******

Nope. 'Penis" is pretty much a perfect word. Try saying it out loud 20 times in a row. Loudly. Go ahead. We'll wait for you. Don't worry about those folks in the other cubicles.

Posted by: A Donut Hole at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (lLoBm)

518 I don't get what all the hoo-ha is about.

Posted by: Stormy Daniel's mud flaps at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (HgMAr)

519 I have this painful discharge from my Sessions. Should I see a doc?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (r9UYA)

520 If Mueller turned his guns on anyone here I guarantee he could find something to charge on every one of us.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 04:08 PM (mCMQ5)

521 'In light of the present emergency, GEOTUS will exercise certain extraordinary powers until such time as, in his determination, order and stability have been restored. ' Sh! T SHS should say.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 04:08 PM (fA1SL)

522 Be prepared!

Posted by: Front Hole Scouts of America at August 21, 2018 04:08 PM (vtcmf)

523 Jeff Sessions is a fucking disgrace.
Posted by: Kreplach

_________

He really is.

Anyone basically in the same room with Trump is getting a rectal exam where of course they will find something, and this is supposedly all because they need to get to the bottom of Russian meddling. They're going after Manafort for things he did when Trump was on the Apprentice.

Again, Sessions was another terrible hire by Trump. The day Sessions said he was going to recuse himself Trump should have fired his ass.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 04:08 PM (sJpRh)

524 Almost five hundred comments and nobody's mentioned me?
Posted by: A Donut Hole at August 21, 2018 04:04 PM

=====

Or me?
Posted by: Fleshlight at August 21, 2018 04:06 PM

Ahem.

Posted by: Symbian at August 21, 2018 04:08 PM (ctuyM)

525 I'm suddenly reminded of a minor setting element in R. Talsorian's Cyberpunk pencil and paper RPG ( which is getting a video game release soon from CD Projekt Red). The slang terms for a girlfriend and for a boyfriend were input and output (I'll leave it up to your imagination to figure out why). At the time I thought it a bit crass. But I have to say it sounds better than 'front hole'.

Posted by: junior at August 21, 2018 04:08 PM (umy56)

526 So it sounds like Michael Avenatti will be ballyhooing for the next week about how Trump did violate campaign finance laws by paying off Stormy.

And how it should be him, not Cohen in jail.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 04:08 PM (YbmG/)

527 /Negative pastry space sock off.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2018 04:09 PM (lLoBm)

528 I sctually couldn't remember what that Ho's name was as the press moved on from her.Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 04:09 PM (mCMQ5)

529 Your mother's front hole is so big I fell in and couldn't climb out, Trebek.

Posted by: Sean Connery at August 21, 2018 04:09 PM (PFd3d)

530 Again, Sessions was another terrible hire by Trump. The day Sessions said he was going to recuse himself Trump should have fired his ass.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 04:08 PM (sJpRh)

Why hasn't Trump fired him like all the other terrible hires?

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 04:09 PM (sFofr)

531 Again, Sessions was another terrible hire by Trump. The day Sessions
said he was going to recuse himself Trump should have fired his ass.

___

Oh you want a new AG so Rosenstein isn't acting AG anymore. Oh, I'm so sorry but I'm going to have to say no.

/See Bob from the NSA? I'm doing the thing...you don't have to publish those pictures now!

Posted by: Paul Ryan at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (eSx+E)

532 507 Trump REALLY needs to reevaluate who he surrounds himself with and hires, that's about 99% of his problems.

yeah he's doing it all wrong. lol.

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (nFwvY)

533 The only thing better than baseball is watching men masturbate.
Posted by: George Will

Supergenius Lawrence Tribe, Harvard Law, says Mavanaugh's views on baseball disqualify him from the bench.

https://bit.ly/2BxRYKP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

534 Manafort jury has just sent the judge a second note. Details to come.

Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (G0vdT)

535 I want the penis referred to as The Front Stick...
======

I knew a drag queen many years ago who referred to a small penis as a "stick pussy."

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (vg8iE)

536 If Mueller turned his guns on anyone here I guarantee he could find something to charge on every one of us.
Posted by: steevy

_______

Of course, even with the IRS there's disputes about what various tax laws mean.

You can get anyone for tax bullshit, which is not an accident.

And Sessions stands by and lets Trump's personal lawyer get raided and thrown in prison because Mueller wanted a Stormy Daniels tape.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (sJpRh)

537 Study:More "ecosexual" professors are having sex with trees.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305439/

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mCMQ5)

538 Harrison Bergeron stuff.

Posted by: mhj at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (oqESW)

539 Ace emboldened the sidebar.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (DzFIB)

540 Again, somebody tell me why we have to now say "front m-o-l-e"?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (mQ0Mc)

Al is also offended that he was skewered for spelling Respect with an "i" and not an "e"...as in "Respict". It is white privilege to spell things "Respect". So now all dictionaries, schoolbooks, and the Aretha Franklin song will be changed to be spelled "Respict" so Al and POC are not offended.

That to me is just as logical as this other crap. It is a dumbing down so extreme I cannot understand it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 04:11 PM (Nt/TS)

541 Rape stick. You'll have to register it after an extensive background check.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 04:02 PM

Call me when you're ready for the part that goes up.

Posted by: Bob Dole at August 21, 2018 04:11 PM (ctuyM)

542 And a penis is a (drum roll please):

Middle finger!

Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 21, 2018 04:11 PM (3HNOQ)

543 @530

He hasn't fired Sessions because he can't fire Sessions, he's pretty much been boxed in and is, at this point doing everything he can do.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 04:11 PM (kT3/m)

544 Why hasn't Trump fired him like all the other terrible hires?"

Because there's no way Trump could get another AG confirmed in the Senate, not with Corker and Flake and Tim Scott all itching to sink him. And that means acting AG would either be Rod Rosenstein or even worse, some no name Obama holdover.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 04:11 PM (k1TUh)

545 501 If we know that the Derp State/Unipatty has been running psyops and other operations with the American People as targets, victims, and the audience for 60-70 years. Then why would it be hard to beliver that Team Trump/Militray white hats are running psyops and other operations against the Derp State as the targets and victims with the American Peope as the audience?

This was occurring during the campaign do why do folks believe it stopped once TGE got in office? Serious Question.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 04:05 PM (sFofr)

Like, perhaps, Jeff Sessions?

Would explain quite a lot.

And pretty Occam's Razorish, simple, one link.

"Jeff, do as we say, and those pictures and transactions will stay hidden as they have for all of these years so far. When you hear 'Trump and Russia' in the same sentence, roll over and fall asleep."

Yeah, I see it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 04:11 PM (UsCnO)

546

Whacky clo-acky!

- - The confused chicken

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 04:12 PM (G4W16)

547 Study:More "ecosexual" professors are having sex with trees.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305439/
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (mCMQ5)

If only...

*breaks into tears*

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 21, 2018 04:12 PM (DzFIB)

548 5 I want the penis referred to as The Front Stick...

Heh.
I've always been surprised men don't refer to it as The Joystick. It combines video games with their Front Stick. It just seems so perfect.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 04:12 PM (Nt/TS)

549 Of course, even with the IRS there's disputes about what various tax laws mean.

***

Newt G spent...10 years?...fighting a tax charge. One that he had squared with the head of the IRS ahead of time.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:12 PM (eSx+E)

550 You know what else has three holes? A bowling ball, hardee-har-har.

Posted by: Joey Biden at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (RfnqA)

551 Study:More "ecosexual" professors are having sex with trees.
===========

I hope they get Dutch Elm Disease

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (vg8iE)

552 And Sessions stands by and lets Trump's personal lawyer get raided and thrown in prison because Mueller wanted a Stormy Daniels tape.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 04:10 PM (sJpRh)

Trump's personal lawyer probably knows his law career is done. Even if he doesn't get disbarred, no one is going to hire him because of his propensity for recording his clients.

Depending on what all they had on him from their raid, this might be his best option.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (YbmG/)

553 546.
Cavity of depravity

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (fA1SL)

554 transgender bathrooms lost last election as they are less then 1% of voters.

Posted by: wammo at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (QaAbK)

555 I need TP for my back hole.

Posted by: Cornholio at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (nJyWI)

556 Nood - Dummy

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (I16G8)

557 To be precise, those were not vagina costumes. People confuse vagina with mons pubis or pudendum. The mons pubis is the outer mound and labia, the vagina is the birth canal.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (RfnqA)

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FUPA.... FUPA.... FUPA DEE DEW
IVE GOT ANOTHER RIDDLE FOR YOU.

IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME!!

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN POLES?
LETTING TANNIES TOUCH YOUR FRONT HOLES!!!
WHY ARE YOU AT GETTING SO TERRIBLY TRANS
YOU HAD A POLE NOW YOU ARE NOT A MAN??

FUPA.... FUPA.... FUPA DEE DEW

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (8XRCm)

558 If Mueller turned his guns on anyone here I guarantee he could find something to charge on every one of us.

Posted by: steevy

Accomplice.

Posted by: The Chicken at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (PFd3d)

559 Why hasn't Trump fired him like all the other terrible hires?"

Because there's no way Trump could get another AG confirmed in the Senate, not with Corker and Flake and Tim Scott all itching to sink him. And that means acting AG would either be Rod Rosenstein or even worse, some no name Obama holdover.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 04:11 PM (k1TUh)

Good point. Had not even considered that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (Nt/TS)

560 John Roberts is Reporting it is simply a guilty plea by Cohen & nothing else

Posted by: Nothing is Going to Happen at August 21, 2018 04:13 PM (y3aQB)

561 It astounded me how quickly gender confusion became a cause which all "right thinking" people agreed upon.
Bruce Jenner announced his mental illness and three days later men were to be allowed into washrooms.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 04:14 PM (nBr1j)

562 Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

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Joy stick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 04:14 PM (+y/Ru)

563 I've always been surprised men don't refer to it as The Joystick.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 04:12 PM

Many women do.

Posted by: Paolo at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (ctuyM)

564 In a particularly bizarre portion of the piece, Whitworth writes about how defecating outside is a form of "ecosexuality." According to her, "ecosexuality celebrates the carnal and grotesque, particularly in some of its campiest moments."

Okay, that's the final straw. I hereby officially resign from the human race.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (vtcmf)

565 For the kids, we'll call them fronties or front-fronts. Cute!

Posted by: Healthline CA at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (2NqXo)

566 And I'll say this again, because it has to be repeated...

Part of the reason Sessions is a coward is he got to see first hand what happened when the Deep State smeared Roy Moore. Rather then rise to the occasion the right generally got on board with the Deep State agenda in damning the man.

Why on earth would Sessions expect that the right side of the electorate would stand with him if the Deep State came after him?

Letting the left destroy Roy Moore was the biggest political mistake of the last 10 years.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (eSx+E)

567 Because there's no way Trump could get another AG confirmed in the Senate, not with Corker and Flake and Tim Scott all itching to sink him. And that means acting AG would either be Rod Rosenstein or even worse, some no name Obama holdover.
Posted by: Tom Servo

___________

Trump should have called that bluff.

Big mistake

Every time GOPe tried to bully him he usually gave them the finger.

I want to see how these Republicans would fare not giving the President the ability to pick his AG.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (sJpRh)

568 >>Study:More "ecosexual" professors are having sex with trees.

Gnarly.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)

569 The ecosex professor is known as the ash borer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (89T5c)

570 557 To be precise, those were not vagina costumes. People confuse vagina with mons pubis or pudendum. The mons pubis is the outer mound and labia, the vagina is the birth canal.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (RfnqA)

Maxine? There's gold here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (7CM5W)

571 First you say you got a front ho' then you sayin' you got a back ho'. But, remember - ho's don't get no respict!

Posted by: Rev. Sharpton's Spellcheck at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM (0dmP2)

572 Leave the ecosex profs alone!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 04:16 PM (89T5c)

573 The difference between a penis and a phallus?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 04:16 PM (RfnqA)

574 f Mueller turned his guns on anyone here I guarantee he could find something to charge on every one of us.

Posted by: steevy

That's Bob "Beria" Mueller to you, son....

Posted by: Bob "beria" Mueller at August 21, 2018 04:16 PM (y8Foj)

575 In a particularly bizarre portion of the piece, Whitworth writes about how defecating outside is a form of "ecosexuality." According to her, "ecosexuality celebrates the carnal and grotesque, particularly in some of its campiest moments."

Okay, that's the final straw. I hereby officially resign from the human race.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM

You have to then eat the shit. On camera. Anything less and you're no better than a Normal.

Posted by: Divine at August 21, 2018 04:17 PM (2NqXo)

576 I want to see how these Republicans would fare not giving the President the ability to pick his AG.

***

It seems Trump's strategy is to wait until after the mid terms when he seems to be hoping he'll have more Republicans overall and fewer GOPers.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:17 PM (eSx+E)

577 Letting the left destroy Roy Moore was the biggest political mistake of the last 10 years.
Posted by: 18-1

__________

Roy Moore got destroyed because he really did have skeletons in his closet. Guy admitted he was dating high schoolers in his 30s as a prosecutor.

The Deep State tried the whole "sexual deviant" thing on Trump and it went nowhere because it was all bullshit.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 04:17 PM (sJpRh)

578 The difference between a penis and a phallus?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at August 21, 2018 04:16 PM (RfnqA)

A penis is a penis; a phallus is a penis or anything that looks like or reminds one of a penis....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 04:17 PM (y8Foj)

579 Study:More "ecosexual" professors are having sex with trees.

Gnarly.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM

Knotty pine is particularly attractive.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 04:18 PM (2NqXo)

580 ??Because there's no way Trump could get another AG confirmed in the Senate, not with Corker and Flake and Tim Scott all itching to sink him. And that means acting AG would either be Rod Rosenstein or even worse, some no name Obama holdover.

So? If Sessions isn't doing anything which I'm told is the case and Rosenstein is the de facto AG what would be different?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

581 Front holes and people fucking trees. The axehandles better be coming soon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 04:18 PM (89T5c)

582
Keep in mind Meuller kept four innocent men in jail as a favor to Whitey Bulger, so it isn't like he's felt any restraint or concerns for morality in the past

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:18 PM (eSx+E)

583 Front booty and back booty. That is what we used growing up and same with my kids, and it never struck me as odd....until now.

Damn trannies are ruining everything in my life.

Posted by: Mississippi at August 21, 2018 04:18 PM (dN7dw)

584 So? If Sessions isn't doing anything which I'm told is the case and Rosenstein is the de facto AG what would be different?

***

One strategy, that could have been amusing is for Trump to appoint Rosenstein as after firing Trump...and then the next day fire him.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:19 PM (eSx+E)

585 Keep in mind Meuller kept four innocent men in jail as a favor to Whitey Bulger, so it isn't like he's felt any restraint or concerns for morality in the past

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:18 PM (eSx+E)

He probably rationalizes that those four guys would have been whacked by Bulger if they were allowed out...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 04:19 PM (y8Foj)

586 Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)
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Now there you go making sense again

Posted by: Nothing is Going to Happen at August 21, 2018 04:20 PM (y3aQB)

587 Study:More "ecosexual" professors are having sex with trees.

Gnarly.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 04:15 PM

Bark!

Posted by: The Dog at August 21, 2018 04:21 PM (ctuyM)

588 Roy Moore got destroyed because he really did have skeletons in his
closet. Guy admitted he was dating high schoolers in his 30s as a
prosecutor.

***

The Deep State went after Moore with a woman who claimed she was 14 when Moore assaulted her.

She fabricated a quote in her year book as "evidence"

She also lost a court case that he presided over.

And based on *that* we let the Deep State/Left destroy Moore.

No one gave a crap about the other allegations.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:21 PM (eSx+E)

589
Gah...wish I could edit posts.

One strategy, that could have been amusing is for Trump to appoint
Rosenstein as AG after firing Sessions...and then the next day fire Rosenstein.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 04:22 PM (eSx+E)

590 580 ??Because there's no way Trump could get another AG confirmed in the Senate, not with Corker and Flake and Tim Scott all itching to sink him. And that means acting AG would either be Rod Rosenstein or even worse, some no name Obama holdover.

So? If Sessions isn't doing anything which I'm told is the case and Rosenstein is the de facto AG what would be different?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf

Heh.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 04:22 PM (sFofr)

591 354 But their mouth? What do we call that?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

Blow-hole works for me!

Posted by: Whale at August 21, 2018 04:24 PM (nJyWI)

592 I'm stubborn and stupid enough to never to take a plea deal if I was innocent no matter what."

I know of a man who's in the middle of a 15 year sentence in the State Pen - and he was offered 2 years probation before the trial. He said the same thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 04:07 PM (k1TUh)

Is he innocent? Like I said I'm stupid and stubborn enough that I would be serving right next to him.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 04:25 PM (m/vQu)

593 Manafort verdict on 8 counts out of 18. Hung jury on 10 counts.

Posted by: Nothing is Going to Happen at August 21, 2018 04:26 PM (y3aQB)

594 Maybe Trump is and Sessions are gong by a script acting like Trump says he is getting nothing done and is a disgrace while Sessions is killing it behind the scenes? Because THAT would be very unTrump like..... Using misdirection and playing his enemies as fools. Amiright?

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 04:27 PM (sFofr)

595 NOOD

Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 04:29 PM (Ri0Ku)

596 Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 04:17 PM (sJpRh)

That is bullshit. He had no skeletons. People knew everything about him that was true that you call skeletons. He has been happily married for over 30 years to one of those 'skeletons'. It's the lies and only the lies and people who believed them that should be condemned.

Posted by: DJ funky shake it spear. at August 21, 2018 04:30 PM (m/vQu)

597 Off Bard sock

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 04:31 PM (m/vQu)

598 Maybe we should erase walking and running from physical reality while
we're at it-- maybe all people should get around in wheelchairs so as
not to make people who are actually wheelchair-bound feel "triggered."
Diana Moon Clampers loaded the gun again. She aimed it at the musicians and
told them they had ten seconds to get their handicaps back on.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 21, 2018 04:32 PM (M1MpJ)

599 So when do the pron video sites start adding "front hole" to their searches?

Inquiring minds want to know....

Posted by: another lurking lurker what lurks at August 21, 2018 04:46 PM (Lbm4n)

600 3 years each on tax filings if maxed.

30 years each bank fraud if maxed.

Posted by: sentences at August 21, 2018 04:52 PM (C6xeQ)

601 >Won't we need an 'improved' word for penis?

Sex worm.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 21, 2018 04:52 PM (Rg9Ab)

602 Cohen is flipping!!
Implicating trump in election inference

Posted by: Comrade at August 21, 2018 05:19 PM (hNOjT)

603 What a fucking dumb time to be alive.

Posted by: CattusMagnus at August 21, 2018 06:07 PM (OSwkX)

604 I don't have a "front hole" - I have a vagina, and it's for the reception of a penis. It's the only intended entry for such. There is no "back hole" in play for the reception of anything.

Posted by: Lancelot at August 21, 2018 07:34 PM (txw6d)

605 Maybe we should erase walking and running from physical reality while

we're at it-- maybe all people should get around in wheelchairs so as

not to make people who are actually wheelchair-bound feel "triggered."
Diana Moon Clampers loaded the gun again. She aimed it at the musicians and

told them they had ten seconds to get their handicaps back on.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 21, 2018 04:32 PM (M1MpJ)

That's "Glampers," son.I hear that so-called "trigger warnings" actually intensify discomfort by prepping the listener/viewer to be upset.

After a lot of thought, I've decided to reject the word "trigger" and make them state the "thing that upsets." Language is how they get us. IIRC, the prefix "cis" is a scientific term that has no place in social dealings.

Posted by: Lancelot at August 21, 2018 07:37 PM (txw6d)

606 /off Lancelot sock

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 21, 2018 07:38 PM (txw6d)

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