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Manafort Jury Hung on ALL Counts?

Posted by: Ace at 01:51 PM




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1 JudyJudyJudy

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (xBSm0)

2 So...

more "hung" jokes?

Okay....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (6qErC)

3 I read that the defense wanted the judge to mention that the jury could be deadlocked on all account. He didn't want to tell them that, so he wants a verdict.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (JKNZq)

4 A nood for you, and you, and you, and YOU!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (ctuyM)

5 Judy Nullification?

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (xBSm0)

6 first of all, is this an "un-named source"? I can't imagine the jury's note being readily available

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (ZQfW9)

7 Aha~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (1jWCo)

8 Manafort Judys are the hottest ones.

Posted by: DanMan at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (QMG5F)

9 Please, please, please this.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (LISuA)

10 How hung are they?

Posted by: Ms. Tindersaurus at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (fJD+N)

11 Hung Corgies

Posted by: Queen Elizabeth 2 at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (vWMNq)

12 Does Judy put out?

asking for a friend

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (FZYNt)

13 Doubt it.

Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (MAstk)

14 /points and laughs

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (AM1GF)

15 Who is leaking jury communications to the media? Is that even legal?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (AzW6q)

16 I would be hung up to on the fact my name /address/children would be outted if I gave the wrong verdict.

Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (dPd5y)

17 Judy Nullification.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (vbJig)

18
Call in Judge Judy

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (rXie1)

19 Well, I know this guy, see, and he...


Wait, that's not newz?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (6qErC)

20 So my prediction from last week is going to come true.

Expect asshole liberal jurists to start showing up on CNN and MSNBC attacking members of the jury.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (cAnNx)

21 'Scuse them while they whip this out!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

22
If you cannot commit.....

.... you must acquit.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (8XRCm)

23 What about Manafort being called into the courtroom?

That and the note don't add up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (0ogQG)

24
Judy Duty is my favorite kind.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (rXie1)

25 My Q.

why did they ask for a new verdict sheet?

Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (MAstk)

26 Sounds like a gay porn movie.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (jDF8P)

27 Are you done with those sleeping pills and bottle of wine?

Posted by: Judy at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (vbJig)

28 Judge Judy and executioner

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (FZYNt)

29 If only CNN had been given their names so they would understand what the proper verdict would be on all counts if they didn't want to be hung on more than just a jury.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (37IEG)

30 Judy Nullification.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (vbJig)

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You'll never take me alive.

Posted by: Judge Judy at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (AzW6q)

31 "how do we fill out the sheet?"


just write "eat shit mueller" on it.

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (nFwvY)

32 Manafort called into the courtroom so the bailiff can punch his judy.

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (A5R3R)

33 10 How hung are they?
Posted by: Ms. Tindersaurus at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (fJD+N)

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17

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (PNcou)

34 Now the jury is just bragging.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (jy3Cs)

35 Hung Judy.


Take a walk on the wild side.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (NLLmE)

36 Here's hoping!

Posted by: Octopussy at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (ZQapq)

37 JudyJudyJudy"

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (6qErC)

38
Hung jury? Guilty now or we can arrange the hanging.

Posted by: PDS Democrats at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (rXie1)

39 imagine themedia, Antifa, fbi, irs, osha all coming down on your ass after doing it 'wrong'

Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (dPd5y)

40 They was right!

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

41 A "source."

Who "says" he "saw" the jury note.

This is BS in my opinion.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (tVWQB)

42 Hung Judy?

Hey Sailor!

Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (A5R3R)

43 Who would have guessed that a jury would have a hard time with arcane tax violations that would have been handled through an IRS audit for anyone not connected to Trump.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (OD2ni)

44 Whatever happened to Judy Tenuta?

Posted by: Nonapod at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (CLP9I)

45 I served on a Judy once.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (xPl2J)

46

"Billie!!!"

"WHAAAAAT?!!"

- - Judy Holliday

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (1AK1h)

47 Judy is identifying as a man today. A hung man, that is.

Posted by: Jabroni at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (TcM5G)

48 A hung Judy.

No, no thanks. Lady boys are definitely not on my list.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (37IEG)

49 I overrule the jury and find the defendant guilty.

I also find that Trump is a doodyhead.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #7 at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (0ogQG)

50 why did they ask for a new verdict sheet?

They wrote their lunch order on the first one.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (kG5hP)

51 Hung Jury???
Mein Gott, I can't stop drooling.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (FTPVM)

52 Who "says" he "saw" "

Ride my see saw!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (6qErC)

53 This is Judy Ruliani.

She loves Rudy Giuliani.

Go with it.

Posted by: The Poet Who Didn't Know It at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (vbJig)

54
Judy in disguise...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (1AK1h)

55 How could there possibly be a source who saw the note and could quote it to the press? I'm sorry, I don't get the legal system.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (oTMWb)

56 11 angry men and Judy

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (A5R3R)

57 so this is jury nullification?
does he do it over again, or ?

what happens next?

Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (dPd5y)

58 Remember the words of Winston Wolfe.

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (p0nVR)

59 33 10 How hung are they?
Posted by: Ms. Tindersaurus at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (fJD+N)

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17
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (PNcou)



It's twoo. It's TWOO!!!!

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (NLLmE)

60
Soooo.


Is it Punch And Judy...... OR...... Punchin Judy....... OR Punch In Judy....... OR Pun Chin Judy...... Or.....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

61 Twelve Ambivalent Trannies?

Posted by: Rex B at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (6geMp)

62 with glasses

Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (dPd5y)

63 If Manafort is found not guilty, liberal suburban soccer-moms are gonna wild in the streets, y'all.

Burn down the Lululemon!!

Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (Bdeb0)

64 25
My Q.



why did they ask for a new verdict sheet?

Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (MAstk)

Nicotine and cawfee stains on the old ones. and tears...lots of tears...

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (EPnrI)

65 In Soviet Russia, Juries that don't return the correct verdict are well hung.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (kT3/m)

66 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (1AK1h)

Great film!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (AllCR)

67 Sounds like a Judyism.

Posted by: davidt at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (PFd3d)

68 Judy hung? Judy's a pre op tranny?

Posted by: Minuteman at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (Y+IL9)

69 "The judy is hung" is not something that I wanted to know.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (X8DLV)

70 "26 Sounds like a gay porn movie.
Posted by: tu3031"


Never heard of it.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (OD2ni)

71 News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (QzJWU)

72 Which of youse guys has got Judy duty?

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (A5R3R)

73 Judy in disguise...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (1AK1h)

----

...... with diamonds???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

74 A "source."

Who "says" he "saw" the jury note.

This is BS in my opinion.
Posted by: WitchDoktor


Why do you trust the original phrasing?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (1jWCo)

75 They was right!
Posted by: Sheriff Bart"

Bah. You're part Dutch.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (6qErC)

76 if we can't come to a consensus on ANY count

CNN just had to get to one juror, right?

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (oTMWb)

77 just write "eat shit mueller" on it.

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (nFwvY)
____________________________________

LMFAO

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (vbJig)

78

Judy?

Posted by: Archibald Leach at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (LilNs)

79 I like what Jake tapper says with a whole big grain of salt. Just trying to create drama.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (AllCR)

80 Oh, Hung Judy is even better.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (FTPVM)

81
News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.


-----

Wait.... WUT??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

82 I don't remember being involved with him.

Posted by: zombie Judy Garland at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (fJD+N)

83 @57


If the jury is hung, there is no doubt in hell that Mueller doesn't do it all again.


The process is the punishment.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (kT3/m)

84 This sounds more likely. I can see the edit being the jury foreman being embarrassed that they haven't gotten anywhere and wants to make it sound like they're closer to an actual decision than they really are.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (mk7Bj)

85 ...... with diamonds???"

Nah. In disguise. With glasses.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (6qErC)

86 CNN just had to get to one juror, right?

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (oTMWb)


Well, the check bounced.

Posted by: Wolf Blitzer at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (vbJig)

87 shit, and I took the bus to work today. Seattle is going to be shut down for the riots gain

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (d7Ww2)

88

And then there's Cohen, supposedly reaching a plea deal.

And Flynn's hearing put on hold again. They need to let Flynn go.

I hope they all get off. I don't care anymore

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (uPlWr)

89 Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

They mean Cohen.

Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (MAstk)

90 We, the jury, find beyond a reasonable doubt that Muellar is a dick.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (xBSm0)

91 Puts an entirely different twist on the sea shanty "Liverpool Judys (have got us in tow)"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (37IEG)

92 Can he enter a plea in the middle of jury deliberations?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (lwiT4)

93 Correction. Plea Deal report is about Cohen...not Manafort.

Many apologies, I typed with first newsflash.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (QzJWU)

94 Judy! Judy! Judy!

- Penny Robinson channeling her inner Jan Brady

Posted by: Darth Randall at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (p0nVR)

95 News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.

For this or the DC case?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (AM1GF)

96 Even with the word "any" I still read it as saying there's one count which is giving us trouble.

Posted by: KGB at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (JcPeV)

97 73
Judy in disguise...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (1AK1h)



----



...... with diamonds???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)
No pearl necklace?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (jxbfJ)

98 The Pulse of the nation. Mueller investigation is dead if all counts come back hung. To say this is pleasing would be a drastic understatement.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (+jsVQ)

99 61 Twelve Ambivalent Trannies?
Posted by: Rex B at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (6geMp)

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apparently they've updated the 'Announcers Test'

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (PNcou)

100 66 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (1AK1h)

Great film!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (AllCR)


And a sad ending for a very talented actress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (1AK1h)

101

EM LOUFOQUERIE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (7AQC5)

102 Jake? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (vtcmf)

103 Anyone made a Punch and Judy joke yet?

'Cause I don't know any.

Posted by: T at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (acTer)

104 News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.


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Wait.... WUT??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)


Manafort, or Cohen, I heard Cohen

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (M+Lyo)

105 Hannity said the Judy gave a memo to the judge yesterday about the impasse.
It said.
"PLEASE, KILL US NOW."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (EPnrI)

106 95 News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.

For this or the DC case?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (AM1GF)


Michael Cohen plea deal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (1AK1h)

107
Burn down the Lululemon!!
Posted by: Zod


1,000 points for working in Lululemon

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (rXie1)

108 Correction. Plea Deal report is about Cohen...not Manafort.

Many apologies, I typed with first newsflash.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

You fell off of a roof again,admit it.

Posted by: Moron Horde at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (fJD+N)

109 Someone knows someone who spoke to a source... not enough for me but please let it be true

Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (iWo0u)

110 Judy is short for Judith, which means "Jewish Woman."

I didn't know Manafort was Jewish.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (y8Foj)

111
Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)
No pearl necklace?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (jxbfJ)
It would seem 'legs' isn't all she's got.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (37IEG)

112 i'm not surprised: there's a reason they considered all these charges a few years back, IIRC, and didn't go forward.

this was just supposed to be a show trial, with a predetermined outcome.

then they went and accidentally empaneled a jury with at least one honest person on it.

WHOOPS!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (U4Yo6)

113 No pearl necklace?"

Nah.

Lemonade pies with a brand new car.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (6qErC)

114
News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.

They must mean Cohen.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (10vO4)

115 43

Add "...over 14 years ago."

Posted by: Minuteman at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (Y+IL9)

116 Poor lib and nevertrumper journalists are probably all spazzing out in anticipation. But as was stated on last thread, it matters not what the verdict is, they'll freak out either way!

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (hvf9s)

117 The Pulse of the nation. Mueller investigation is dead if all counts come back hung.

Pretty sure it would be celebrated as a victory and PROOF! that Trump is guilty..

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (oTMWb)

118 News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.


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Wait.... WUT??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (8XRCm)

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Phil Hartman or Jon Lovitz?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (PNcou)

119 A Lemonade Pie

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (vtcmf)

120 Only at AOSHQ could we base an entire thread on a typo and not address the substance.

Judy, Judy, Judy!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (nvMvs)

121 15
Who is leaking jury communications to the media? Is that even legal?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (AzW6q)
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I'll allow it for now.

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (UsCnO)

122 107
Burn down the Lululemon!!
Posted by: Zod

1,000 points for working in Lululemon
Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (rXie1)


"Those black hole days..."

- - Don Lulu Lemon

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (1AK1h)

123 Not for nothing, but it is pouring like the dickens in Alexandria right now. Like a fire hose.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (vbJig)

124 110
Judy is short for Judith, which means "Jewish Woman."

Trump hung a Jewish woman! NAZIs! NAZIs!

Posted by: This is CNN at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (37IEG)

125


Good for the University of North Carolina condemning the leftist hoodlums and vandals for an act pretending to be about anti racism.

Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (z96ra)

126

Meh, nobody knows anything.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (uPlWr)

127 First newsflash on "Plea Deal", they didn't mention for WHOM.

Bass. Turds.

They didn't lead with it as a "Cohen Plea Deal".

Slimy. Bass. Turds.

And it immediately followed a Manafort story.

Never trust the Mainstream Media.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (QzJWU)

128 Ju-Ju-Judio!

Posted by: Phil Collins at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (PFd3d)

129 >>>Manafort Judy Hung on ALL Counts?

snicker

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (CwOPz)

130
Well..... WHO THE FUCK IS JUDY COHEN?!?!?!?


*Im sooo confused

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (8XRCm)

131 109
Someone knows someone who spoke to a source... not enough for me but please let it be true



Posted by: BIG ALFREDO at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (iWo0u)

LOL! Big Al!! Hits the ball but trouble rounding the bases!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (EPnrI)

132 119
A Lemonade Pie


Posted by: Charlie Gibson at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (vtcmf)

Wow, a phrase that actually doesn't have a definition on urbandictionary.org

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (jxbfJ)

133 Okay, so the press cannot even properly report on a simple statement like that?
Tell us what the F the message said!
Good grief.
Now to read the comments.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (8iiMU)

134 >>>1 JudyJudyJudy
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (xBSm0)

That's really good.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 02:03 PM (CwOPz)

135 If the Manafort trial ends hung I don't see how Mueller goes forward. This was his best case and if he can't get a conviction here what's he got?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (/tuJf)

136 I'm in favor of the suggestion from last thread; have the ury foreman respond 'nyet' to questions.


Just.To.Fuck.With.Them

Posted by: Moron Horde at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (fJD+N)

137 Not for nothing, but it is pouring like the dickens in Alexandria right now. Like a fire hose.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (vbJig)

Will the Nile overflow?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (y8Foj)

138 Only at AOSHQ could we base an entire thread on a typo and not address the substance.

Look, we're just lucky it wasn't Fen's handiwork, she could have take out everything within three blocks of the courthouse...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (AM1GF)

139 120
Only at AOSHQ could we base an entire thread on a typo and not address the substance.



Judy, Judy, Judy!

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 21, 2018 02:02 PM (nvMvs)
That's because we're waiting to see if Judy was a good witch or a baaaaaad witch.
And we're all hoping she was a good witch.

Posted by: This is CNN at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (37IEG)

140 I come to the HQ for the important news. Like, what is Shep's! latest update on the rapper's plane attempting to land in Massachusetts?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

141 the second Manafort trial comes up when? can't get it done before the election I'd think ... so Mueller (no surprise) will be interfering in another election. Unless someone says ... this is regular DoJ work, not special "Grand Inquistor for the Holy Order of DeepState Mafia" work.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (bT8Z4)

142 If the Manafort trial ends hung I don't see how Mueller goes forward. This was his best case and if he can't get a conviction here what's he got?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (/tuJf)


Cohen

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (uPlWr)

143 Who wants to bet the Cohen plea deal involves Cohen pleading to lying to investigators?


The Cohen raid had nothing to do with an actual crime and was solely to get access to material they otherwise wouldn't have been able to access.


Jeff Sessions is a fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (kT3/m)

144 So you can be gigged for IRS violations that are over 10 years old unless your name is Lois Lerner.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (Y+IL9)

145 this thread could confuse Maxine Watters

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (PNcou)

146
"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to..."

- - song with Judy in it

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (1AK1h)

147 135
If the Manafort trial ends hung I don't see how Mueller goes forward.
This was his best case and if he can't get a conviction here what's he
got?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (/tuJf)

What's he got? Lots of our hard earned taxpayer dollars in his pocket for his troubles. And a guaranteed awesome gig with some legal powerhouse firm.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (jxbfJ)

148 If Manafort gets off it would prove there is no justice under the law and RUSSIANS!.

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Pontoon Feet at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (r9UYA)

149 the second Manafort trial comes up when? can't get it done before the election I'd think ... so Mueller (no surprise) will be interfering in another election. Unless someone says ... this is regular DoJ work, not special "Grand Inquistor for the Holy Order of DeepState Mafia" work.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (bT8Z4)


oh yea, there's another
thanks for reminding me :\

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (uPlWr)

150 Ace don't get no R-E-S-P-I-C-T.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

151 Judy's wearing Manafort's ring?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (y8Foj)

152 I have no faith in anything related to the DOJ, FBI, CIA, etc. Everything is fixed against us.

Posted by: alan stern at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (vqbtC)

153 First, it was covfefe.

Now, it's Judy.

I coulda been somebody. I coulda been a contender.

Posted by: Sonobi at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (vbJig)

154 Thank God for Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Pontoon Feet at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (r9UYA)

155 152
I have no faith in anything related to the DOJ, FBI, CIA, etc. Everything is fixed against us.

Posted by: alan stern at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (vqbtC)

And so is Tinder.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (jxbfJ)

156 But is it really the front hole??
I mean
depending on which way a lady is facing it could be a starboard hole or port
hole or like a clock position, could be 5 or 7 o'clock. I just don't know if we've taken into account all the possible positions of the hole.



Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (xqfqx)

157 Jeff Sessions is a fucking disgrace.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (kT3/m)


Understatement of the year

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (uPlWr)

158 Wow!!
NOT guilty on ALL counts!!!
Unbelievable!

Posted by: Buck at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (FTPVM)

159 Judith Ithcariot?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (NWiLs)

160 118 News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.


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Wait.... WUT??

-
Also, flying saucer lands on White House lawn.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (+y/Ru)

161 145
this thread could confuse Maxine Watters

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (PNcou)
This implies ignorant confusion is NOT her natural state.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (37IEG)

162 I dream of Judy.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (vtcmf)

163 135 If the Manafort trial ends hung I don't see how Mueller goes forward. This was his best case and if he can't get a conviction here what's he got?

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SWAT till you drop, baby

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (GoLZO)

164 OMG there's TWELVE hung jurors? TWELVE?!?!?

*SWOON*

#ReadyForMyFirstThirteensome

Posted by: Ali Watkins at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (G4cUD)

165 But is it really the front hole??
I mean
depending on which way a lady is facing it could be a starboard hole or port
hole or like a clock position, could be 5 or 7 o'clock. I just don't know if we've taken into account all the possible positions of the hole.
=======

I can put my hole anywhere you want it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (vg8iE)

166 AP: Looting and suburban mayhem followed the Manafort trial not-guilty verdict. Chardonnay-fueled Hillary supporters broke into sporting good stores to steal lacrosse equipment for their sons; their husbands took to the 'burb streets, angrily waving their fingers and scolding passersby...

Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (Bdeb0)

167 12 jurors mysteriously disappear after failing to reach consensus on all counts in Manafort trial. New jury for retrial being rounded up by baliffs armed with tranquilizer guns.
In business news a concrete foundation pour was started early today in a new DOJ building in Maryland. A spokesman said the surprise pour was observed by a small group of citizens.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (e1mEI)

168 146


"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to..."



- - song with Judy in it

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (1AK1h)

"Now its Judys turn to cry"
...followup song.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (EPnrI)

169 If the jury is hung...
....Mueller is dung.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (8iiMU)

170 Wow!!
NOT guilty on ALL counts!!!
Unbelievable!
Posted by: Buck at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (FTPVM)

Liar

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (y8Foj)

171 OMG there's TWELVE hung jurors? TWELVE?!?!?

*SWOON*

#ReadyForMyFirstThirteensome

Posted by: Ali Watkins at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (G4cUD)
==========

Let an experienced pro handle this.

Watch and learn.

Posted by: Shep! at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (vg8iE)

172 Judy! Judy! Judy!

Posted by: zombie cary grant at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (Evws/)

173 156
But is it really the front hole??
I mean

depending on which way a lady is facing it could be a starboard hole or port

hole or like a clock position, could be 5 or 7 o'clock. I just don't
know if we've taken into account all the possible positions of the
hole.





Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (xqfqx)

Ask God. He was the first civil engineer. Who else but a civil engineer would put an amusement park so close to a sewer?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (jxbfJ)

174 it's raining in Khandahar?

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (nFwvY)

175 Excellent work, Comrade Judy.

Our job here is done.

We look forward to your glorious return to the Motherland.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (vbJig)

176 I was going to start this with a chuckle -- and not about the typo. But it seems better to hold the laughter until it's warranted.

So this post was just a waste of time.

What else is new?

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (IR0TM)

177
In all seriousness, I heard that Mewler has other charges he excluded from this trial in case Manafort wins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (1AK1h)

178 "Now its Judys turn to cry"
...followup song.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (EPnrI)

She'll cry alright with that hung jury....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (y8Foj)

179 I didn't get a chance to hang a jury since I didn't make it thru jury selection this morning.
I never do.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (DKgtk)

180 Huh.

Okay.

I guess we'll see, then.


*goes back to stripping wire and crimping terminals*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (58Au8)

181 Judy Hung is a fickle bitch

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (CYF6W)

182 166. Sad, that there are so few persons of quality who know how to riot.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (fA1SL)

183 71 News radio reporting a Manafort plea deal.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (QzJWU)

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what? that Manafort jaywalked on his way into the courthouse this morning?

Posted by: the Butcher at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (DIosY)

184 >>> Judy's wearing Manafort's ring?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (y8Foj)

It's my verdict and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to...

Posted by: NeverTrumper Journalists, but I repeat myself at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (hvf9s)

185 Suite Judy Blue Eyes

Posted by: Nothing is Going to Happen at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (y3aQB)

186 not lying, you heard it here first

Posted by: Buck at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (FTPVM)

187 You're honor, we'd ask that the jury be reminded that the defendant owns a $15,000 ostrich jacket, which is even more in rubles.

Posted by: Bobby Mewler at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (k7X5a)

188 I'm rooting for NG or hung jury for a very simple reason -- Remember when the DAs refused to indict Hillary because they 'estimated' a 10% chance of conviction?

Prosecutors looking into the Clinton-era Whitewater scandal considered indicting then-first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton, tied closely to four charged in the affair, but decided in 1998 not to after an internal debate rated a possible conviction at just 10 percent.

Judicial Watch released documents provided by the National dArchives that showed the "statements of the case" against Clinton and Webster Hubbell, her former Rose Law Firm partner and former Associate Attorney General in the Clinton Justice Department.


Washington Examiner, 2016.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (0ogQG)

189 Oh?

CNN reported that Cohen was not planning to cooperate with prosecutors as part of the deal.


Daily Caller

Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (MAstk)

190 >>What's he got? Lots of our hard earned taxpayer dollars in his pocket for his troubles. And a guaranteed awesome gig with some legal powerhouse firm.

And a failure to find anything remotely like collusion.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (/tuJf)

191 When I first saw the report that the question was about a single count, I thought that was quite odd, since there is no single count that stands out from any of the others. There is a group of 5 counts on tax evasion, a couple groups of 4 counts each on Bank Fraud, and a group on failure to report. But no single count that would be a point of contention all by itself.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (k1TUh)

192 A Lemonade Pie"

It's a southern thing. Just like John Fred and His Playboy Band..

Judy in Disguise (with glasses)

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (6qErC)

193 "Thank God for Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Pontoon"


I hate mirrors.

Posted by: Ana Navarro's FUPA at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (OD2ni)

194 I think we should all just wait to see how Drudge spins this.

Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (xqfqx)

195 CNN and MSDNC are having orgasms over Cohen doing a plea deal.


Meaning: It will be an early night for PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (ptqGC)

196
*earworm on demand*


SooommmmmmmmmmmmWHERE...... OVER the RAIN.......BOW.
Way....... up...... high.



~JUDY Garland

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

197 In all seriousness, I heard that Mewler has other charges he excluded from this trial in case Manafort wins.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (1AK1h)


yep, evil never sleeps
they are out to get him, no matter what

Cohen's shoe just dropped.

The only good thing I heard was Flynn's sentencing was postponed AGAIN

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (uPlWr)

198 Hot fake blonde Cheryl Casone, filling in for the lovely Trish Regan, is reporting that Michael Cohen agreed to a plea deal.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (8iiMU)

199 If the Manafort trial ends hung I don't see how Mueller goes forward. This was his best case and if he can't get a conviction here what's he got?

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He hasn't even begun to look at allegations of overtime parking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (+y/Ru)

200 CNN reported that Cohen was not planning to cooperate with prosecutors as part of the deal.


Daily Caller
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (MAstk)

So he flipped off Mueller instead of flipping on Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (y8Foj)

201 Ok, thats enough laughs for one morning...not really but gotta go. luego.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (EPnrI)

202 just write "eat shit mueller" on it.
Posted by: x
--------

Poetry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (xSo9G)

203 judy's turn to cryyou would cry too if Mueller happened to you

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (bT8Z4)

204 Is this a "story" to prep the loons to the idea that Manafort is going to be convicted of nada? Get them used to the idea of a hung jury? So they don't like, you know, kill the judge?

Posted by: Lester at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (LfJIn)

205 197 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (uPlWr)


The Cohen case was handed off by Mueller to SDNY. Meaning he knew he had nothing to nail PDT with.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (1AK1h)

206 Please be hung on all counts. I have blistering physical torture/therapy coming up and laughing at libs misery alleviates pain.

Posted by: Nora at August 21, 2018 02:11 PM (nyQyG)

207 In all seriousness, I heard that Mewler has other charges he excluded from this trial in case Manafort wins. "

There is a second trial already lined up for a different group of charges.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 02:11 PM (k1TUh)

208 So he flipped off Mueller instead of flipping on Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (y8Foj)


Wut?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 02:11 PM (ptqGC)

209
He hasn't even begun to look at allegations of overtime parking!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (+y/Ru)

And all those soda straws they found in Manafort's office. Boxes and boxes of them. Felony convictions up the back hole for sure.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 02:11 PM (37IEG)

210 85 ...... with diamonds???"

Nah. In disguise. With glasses.
Posted by: Anon a mouse

Cheap sunglasses! Oh Yeah!

Posted by: Billy Gibbons at August 21, 2018 02:11 PM (kfcYC)

211 Judy Hung is a Korean spy.

Posted by: Asia Argento at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (vbJig)

212 Judy's been fixed.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (kfcYC)

213 Judy Hung is a fickle bitch
Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 02:08 PM (CYF6W)

She's rich as hell and has an IQ of 188 though....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (y8Foj)

214 The story of a "plea deal" with Manafort at this point in time is nonsense - no one cuts a deal while the jury is out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (k1TUh)

215 Well, I gotta go do stuff. Taking kitties' things to the animal shelter to donate.

*sad face*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (ptqGC)

216 Jurdy?

Is that better?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (vbJig)

217
Judy in Disguise (with glasses)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
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Wait...that isn't Judy in the Skies?

Posted by: Reverend Blue Jeans at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (xSo9G)

218
Jur(d)y?

Shirlely, La forge!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (1AK1h)

219 Is Kyle's moms name Judy?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (37IEG)

220 I have it on good authority that the back side of the Preamble says "No Hung Juries Allowed - Jeffrson XOXO"

So there!

Posted by: Bobert Mooler at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (G4cUD)

221 yep, evil never sleeps
they are out to get him, no matter what

Cohen's shoe just dropped.

The only good thing I heard was Flynn's sentencing was postponed AGAIN
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (uPlWr)

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That is not a good thing for Flynn. It is just going to cost him more in legal bills, the real goal of Mewler.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (I16G8)

222 What's a, "Jurdy?"

Posted by: davidt at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (PFd3d)

223 Judy, don't take your love to town!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (NWiLs)

224 Manafort was called into the courtroom and made to model the $15,000 ostrich leather jacket.

Posted by: Jolo at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (WrMOC)

225 Rush: Meuller has established a his own Supreme Branch of government.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (r9UYA)

226 Stop calling me Jurdy!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (37IEG)

227 >>There is a second trial already lined up for a different group of charges.

FARA violations. Pretty weak sauce, particularly if he doesn't get a conviction here.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (/tuJf)

228 I dream of Judith Miller.

Posted by: Capt. Bill at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (HgMAr)

229 202
just write "eat shit mueller" on it.

Posted by: x

--------



Poetry.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (xSo9G)

I think all verdict sheets across the country should be changed to "Guilty" or "Eat shit, Mueller".

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (8iiMU)

230 Ahoy! Now playing on the Lido Deck, the Soggy Bottom Cucks!

youtu.be/9d2aBkiwXwg?t=55

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (2Mnv1)

231 Er mer gerd....Jurdy Nerlson.

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (NLLmE)

232 Suite Judy Blue Eyes

-
It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore

Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)

233 Man, I'd love to be in that Jury Room as an observer. I wonder if it is only one person that is the hold out, or a more equitable split. Also, am thinking Reasonable Doubt is playing a big role in this.

They should just come back with a conviction on the Ostrich Jacket...as being in bad taste.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (Nt/TS)

234 "If the Manafort trial ends hung I don't see how Mueller goes forward. This was his best case and if he can't get a conviction here what's he got?"


Mueller has a much friendlier judge in the DC case. If (big If) the current case ends in a deadlock, a lot of credit goes to Judge Ellis who really kept Mueller's team in line and cut them off at the knees when they tried to harp on Manafort's wealth to make the jury envious.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (OD2ni)

235 Cohen's deal is for tax evasion.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (Boy/L)

236 If the jacket's bespoke,
The prosecution's a joke

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (NWiLs)

237
jur(d)y....?


WtF Ace??

Are you saying jury with extra "D" is ...... hung???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (8XRCm)

238 225 Rush: Meuller has established a his own Supreme Branch of government.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (r9UYA)


Listening to the delay on I-Heart right now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (1AK1h)

239 In Soviet Russia, Juries that don't return the correct verdict are well hung.

As I recall, our own witch trials worked the same way, though in our defense it was well before we were the United States.

And someone heard from someone who heard from someone, Mueller gets more Bueller-like every week.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (2lndx)

240 It's Judy's turn to cry.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (kfcYC)

241
Judy Hung is a Korean spy.

Posted by: Asia Argento at August 21, 2018 02:12 PM (vbJig)


She wrike dorking white devil.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (10vO4)

242 Then comes the hurdy jurdy man, singing songs of love.

Posted by: Donovan at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (PFd3d)

243 >>>225 Rush: Meuller has established a his own Supreme Branch of government.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (r9UYA)
_________
I got my Supreme Branch right here

*zip*
*flop*
*smack*

Posted by: The Hungest of Jury at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (G4cUD)

244
Mueller has a much friendlier judge in the DC
case. If (big If) the current case ends in a deadlock, a lot of credit
goes to Judge Ellis who really kept Mueller's team in line and cut them
off at the knees when they tried to harp on Manafort's wealth to make
the jury envious.



Posted by: Benji Carver at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (OD2ni)
Shoot, if he can't get convictions in VA. They're obviously almost too stupid to get the ham sandwich convicted in DC.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (37IEG)

245
Can't wait until the Hillary trial! Wait, you're telling me there won't be one ??!!??

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (rXie1)

246 It's getting to the point where I'm no fun anymore
Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 21, 2018 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)

Come and see me Thursday's and Saturday's. What have you got to lose?

Posted by: James Comey at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (y8Foj)

247 I don't think Jur(d)y is an improvement over Judy.

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (xjiRE)

248 if the jury acquits,Mueller must quit
If the jury is hung, Session's bell must be rung

If Mueller is running a coup, he must be hung too

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (bT8Z4)

249 The Cohen case was handed off by Mueller to SDNY. Meaning he knew he had nothing to nail PDT with.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (1AK1h)


I thought the same, but some of the folks on Fox are alluding to more problems, depending on what Cohen might do.

He was pushed over to NY to squeeze him more.

They just said it again, to flip him against Trump, and then back to Mueller.

This is all nasty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (uPlWr)

250 First Trump gets rid of the MLK bust in the Oval Office, and now this! All these stupid jurors must have been reading Russian propaganda on Facebook! Save us Mark Zuckerberg, you're our only hope!

Posted by: Princess Deneen, MSNBC Addict at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (XcgmW)

251 >>Mueller has a much friendlier judge in the DC case. If (big If) the current case ends in a deadlock, a lot of credit goes to Judge Ellis who really kept Mueller's team in line and cut them off at the knees when they tried to harp on Manafort's wealth to make the jury envious.

He'd have a stronger case if he doesn't get his ass handed to him here. It's not like that jury won't have heard what happened here.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (/tuJf)

252 I am getting confused between the Manafort and Cohen trials/plea deals/etc..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (a0IVu)

253 "219 Is Kyle's moms name Judy?
Posted by: DamnedYankee"


Stacey's mom. She's got it going on.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (OD2ni)

254 "Judy, Judy, Judy!" is a pet peeve. Cary Grant never said it. He DID say "You're no good, Judy, you never were" to Rita Hayworth in "Only Angels Have Wings".

The Judy, Judy, Judy thing actually comes from a Bugs Bunny parody.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (1R0ul)

255 You get a Judy trial in Japan.

Posted by: Aging Hipster Racist at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (guOXV)

256 159 Judith Ithcariot?

Biggus Dickus.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (k1TUh)

257 There once was a girl named Jurdy,
Whose mouth was really purdy.
Muldoon lacked the time,
To piece together a rhyme,
And I can't think of anything dirty!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (vbJig)

258 Oh Judealia, you're breaking my heart
You're shaking my confidence daily

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (NWiLs)

259 >>>136 I'm in favor of the suggestion from last thread; have the jury foreman respond 'nyet' to questions.

Just.To.Fuck.With.Them
Posted by: Moron Horde at August 21, 2018 02:04 PM (fJD+N)

I love all of us.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (CwOPz)

260 On one hand we want to riot.

But In the other hand we want some of this hung.

Posted by: Gay Antifa at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (G4cUD)

261 Great film!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

It definitely is....one of my favorites! Died way too young at age 43.

Posted by: Cheri at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (oiNtH)

262 Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man is a weird song.

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (CYF6W)

263 Covfefe is for closers, Mr. Mueller.

Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (Bdeb0)

264 156
But is it really the front hole??
I mean

depending on which way a lady is facing it could be a starboard hole or port

hole or like a clock position, could be 5 or 7 o'clock. I just don't
know if we've taken into account all the possible positions of the
hole.





Posted by: dananjcon at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (xqfqx)
-----------
Ed Zackery disease.
everyone knows the joke, or you should by 29.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (UsCnO)

265 If this is true, the judge can send them back to deliberate. If they still cannot reach a verdict, the judge can discharge the jury. That means the prosecution gets to try again.

Politically, that means that even this case isn't being sold. That hurts the investigation Operation: Get Trumpy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (hLRSq)

266 249 The Cohen case was handed off by Mueller to SDNY. Meaning he knew he had nothing to nail PDT with.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (1AK1h)

I thought the same, but some of the folks on Fox are alluding to more problems, depending on what Cohen might do.

He was pushed over to NY to squeeze him more.

They just said it again, to flip him against Trump, and then back to Mueller.

This is all nasty
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (uPlWr)


Nah. They got "oo-gatz" on Cohen. That is nothing that can be linked to Trump. They might nail him for other shit. What they really want is the tax returns so they can prove or forge ties to Russia and prove Kaluzhnikov.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (1AK1h)

267 I am getting confused between the Manafort and Cohen trials/plea deals/etc..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (a0IVu)

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Then Mueller has done his job. Using our perverted justice system to sow uncertainty, doubt and fear.

Time to dissolve the US Department of Justice, and all of its subsidiary units.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (AzW6q)

268 Break a pool cue into two sharp pieces and throw 'em into the deliberation room. The survivor gets to be foreman and deliver the verdict

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (N1ZXu)

269 "Shoot, if he can't get convictions in VA. They're obviously almost too stupid to get the ham sandwich convicted in DC.
Posted by: DamnedYankee"


Based on her conduct so far, the DC judge's jury instruction will be "go convict this gulity bastard."

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (OD2ni)

270 Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man is a weird song.
Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (CYF6W)

But it features three future members of Led Zeppelin playing on it!

Posted by: James Comey at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (y8Foj)

271
"Judy, Judy, Judy!" is a pet peeve. Cary Grant never said it. He DID say "You're no good, Judy, you never were" to Rita Hayworth in "Only Angels Have Wings".

The Judy, Judy, Judy thing actually comes from a Bugs Bunny parody.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher


Eating Goober's peas

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (IqV8l)

272 The Judy, Judy, Judy thing actually comes from a Bugs Bunny parody.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (1R0ul)



So you're saying someone said it.

Posted by: Lili Von Shtupp at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (NLLmE)

273 When Manafort was in Egypt's land... let my Manafort go.

Posted by: Ferris Price Bueller at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (2lndx)

274
It would be great if they send a note, "Can we convict the prosecutors?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (/e5p1)

275 249 The Cohen case was handed off by Mueller to SDNY. Meaning he knew he had nothing to nail PDT with.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:10 PM (1AK1h)

I thought the same, but some of the folks on Fox are alluding to more problems, depending on what Cohen might do.

He was pushed over to NY to squeeze him more.

They just said it again, to flip him against Trump, and then back to Mueller.

This is all nasty
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:15 PM (uPlWr)


It's actually a Led Zeppelin tune, except with Donovan on vocals. The rest of the band was Page, Bonham and Jones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (1AK1h)

276 252. It's easy to keep things straight, if you remember it's all an accumulation of bullshit built on a foundation of bullshit, full of sound and bullshit, signifying nothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (fA1SL)

277 You gotta pay for a hung jury.

Posted by: Sen. Menendez at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (XcgmW)

278 >> Man, I'd love to be in that Jury Room as an observer. I wonder if it is only one person that is the hold out, or a more equitable split. Also, am thinking Reasonable Doubt is playing a big role in this.

If for some reason they convict, you can bet they will rewrite 12 Angry Men to reflect this trial, and the one racist holdout is a MAGA trump supporter.

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (hvf9s)

279 Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man is a weird song.

Posted by: wooga


It's oddly satisfying to know I'm not the only one the Ju(r)dy thing reminded of that...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (AM1GF)

280 When your key witness in a white collar crime case is a lying philanderer, you really haven't got a case.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (vbJig)

281 262
Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man is a weird song.

Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (CYF6W)


Proto-Led Zeppelin.

Posted by: davidt at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (PFd3d)

282 and prove Kaluzhnikov.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (1AK1h)
They had those at the gun show last weekend! But I can't afford one.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (37IEG)

283 Swipe left for guilty.

Swipe right for butt stuff

Posted by: Tinder Hooker at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (G4cUD)

284 wonder how many tax dollars all this Mueller BS has burned through so far

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (VckGX)

285 242 Then comes the hurdy jurdy man, singing songs of love.
Posted by: Donovan at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM"

Hail Atlantis!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (k1TUh)

286 They're obviously almost too stupid to get the ham sandwich convicted in DC.

Seems they're able to condemn a ham sandwich at the Vikings stadium. Allahu akbar!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (N1ZXu)

287 What's a, "Jurdy?""

Simple.

Hurdy gurdy man,
Jurdy gurdy woman.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (6qErC)

288 The Virginia case is a 32 count indictment that for the most part regurgitates the case being tried in NY, I don't see any FARA counts.


So basically it's another paper case show trial but with more cowbell.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (kT3/m)

289 If the jacket's bespoke,
The prosecution's a joke
Posted by: Insomniac
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If the costume is custom
You got to trust him

Posted by: Reverend Blue Jeans at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (CDGwz)

290
I'm curious about Jeff Sessions. He must have a closet as big as a barn. Or he just wants to please his old pals in the Sentate.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (rXie1)

291 262 Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man is a weird song.
Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (CYF6W)



The Celine Dion cover is amazeballs.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (NLLmE)

292 >>I thought the same, but some of the folks on Fox are alluding to more problems, depending on what Cohen might do.

It helps to remember that most of the people on Fox have no idea what they are talking about.

Not that CNN does either but they are reporting that the plea deal Cohen is talking about accepting has NO cooperation with the government on anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (/tuJf)

293 I think this means they have come to consensus on some but not all counts (there's 1 and they are literally just asking the court how to fill out the verdict sheet re: the counts they cannot agree on.

That is, if they were hung on all counts, the judge would be giving them an Allen charge to try to reach a verdict, not helping them with how to fill out form.

Only thing that seems knowable right now is there will be a partial verdict.

Posted by: Venus at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (lZaEn)

294 278 >> Man, I'd love to be in that Jury Room as an observer. I wonder if it is only one person that is the hold out, or a more equitable split. Also, am thinking Reasonable Doubt is playing a big role in this.
______________________________________

It's Henry Fonda. And brought his own switchblade knife into the jury room!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (vbJig)

295 *earworm on demand*

SooommmmmmmmmmmmWHERE...... OVER the RAIN.......BOW.
Way....... up...... high.

~JUDY Garland


I can fix that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

Posted by: zombie Israel "IZ" at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (HgMAr)

296 Nah. They got "oo-gatz" on Cohen. That is nothing that can be linked to Trump. They might nail him for other shit. What they really want is the tax returns so they can prove or forge ties to Russia and prove Kaluzhnikov.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (1AK1h)


I hope you're right, but honestly, I do not trust any of them. Justice is broken. Mewler and his team are off the grid when it comes to the law.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (uPlWr)

297 If for some reason they convict, you can bet they will rewrite 12 Angry
Men to reflect this trial, and the one racist holdout is a MAGA trump
supporter.


no it will be 11 racists and 1 brave POC who dared to stand against them all

Posted by: brak at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (VckGX)

298 >>>277 You gotta pay for a hung jury.
Posted by: Sen. Menendez at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (XcgmW)
_______
I ordered mine from Sweden.

Posted by: Austin Powers at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (G4cUD)

299 Your time is a gonna come, Mueller-man.

Posted by: Dread Zeppelin at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (XcgmW)

300 Judy, Judy, Judy!" is a pet peeve. Cary Grant never said it. He DID say "You're no good, Judy, you never were" to Rita Hayworth in "Only Angels Have Wings".

The Judy, Judy, Judy thing actually comes from a Bugs Bunny parody.

----

So.... play it again Sam?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (8XRCm)

301 ...with Judy...come to me with lemonade pies and new cars...damn these Tylenols R 2 dir fer........

Posted by: saf at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (5IHGB)

302 Man, I'd love to be in that Jury Room as an observer. I wonder if it is only one person that is the hold out, or a more equitable split. Also, am thinking Reasonable Doubt is playing a big role in this.

"...OK, remember, our only way to escape the screaming mobs is the whole 'hung jury' scam, dig? So long as they think it was just one of us and they can't figure out who, we have a better chance than it coming out we all said this was BS..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (AM1GF)

303 299 Your time is a gonna come, Mueller-man.
Posted by: Dread Zeppelin at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (XcgmW)


"Swingin' on the gallows pole..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (1AK1h)

304 291 262 Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man is a weird song.
Posted by: wooga at August 21, 2018 02:17 PM (CYF6W)


The Celine Dion cover is amazeballs.
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (NLLmE)

Neeeeeaaarrrrrr, farrrrrrrr
Whereverrrrr you arrrrrrrre
My Hurdy Gurdy Maaaaannnnn will go ooooonnnnnnnn

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

305 Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man is a weird song.

Posted by: wooga
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They call me Mellow Yellow.

Posted by: Donovan at August 21, 2018 02:21 PM (CDGwz)

306
I can get ya a well hung jury. But it's gonna cost ya.

Posted by: Jury Pimp at August 21, 2018 02:21 PM (rXie1)

307 Judy's in the courtroom, inventing situations/Bob is on the street again, he's scouting out locations...

Posted by: Zodding Heads at August 21, 2018 02:21 PM (Bdeb0)

308 Will someone clarify something for me?

The tweet said

"...a source who saw the Manafort jury note and said it had been edited..."

What does this mean? Did the jury write a note in pencil, then scribble out what they wrote (but still left it somewhat legible) and edited it to say something else before handing it to the judge?

Or does does it mean that the judge "edited" the content of the note when relating it in court?

Or does it mean that that media "edited" the note in the fake-newsy reportage of what's going on at the trial?

All three options seem so highly unlikely. But which one is being implied?

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2018 02:21 PM (c+2jX)

309 302 Man, I'd love to be in that Jury Room as an observer. I wonder if it is only one person that is the hold out, or a more equitable split. Also, am thinking Reasonable Doubt is playing a big role in this.

"...OK, remember, our only way to escape the screaming mobs is the whole 'hung jury' scam, dig? So long as they think it was just one of us and they can't figure out who, we have a better chance than it coming out we all said this was BS..."
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (AM1GF)


Remember that they mounted no defense at all. And that means everything rests on the solidity of the prosecutions case BEYOND reasonable doubt.

Either a genius move or disaster.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (1AK1h)

310 Judy's in the basement mixin' up the medicine
I'm on the pavement, thinkin' 'bout the government

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (NWiLs)

311 Jury's staring at the suuun

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (N1ZXu)

312 I love the way the radio news at the top of the hour has been telling us about the Manafort trial but always somehow fails to mention what the trial is about.

Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (XcgmW)

313 307. If your work isn't what you love,/ Then something isn't right!

Zod has excellent musical taste.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (fA1SL)

314 They call me Mellow Yellow.

That doesn't even begin to plumb the depths of Donavan's lyrical weirdness.

Posted by: Ferris Price Bueller at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (2lndx)

315 156 But is it really the front hole??
I mean
depending on which way a lady is facing it could be a starboard hole or port
hole or like a clock position, could be 5 or 7 o'clock. I just don't know if we've taken into account all the possible positions of the hole.

Posted by: dananjcon

I swear that they are doing their best to ruin EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (kfcYC)

316 Not that CNN does either but they are reporting that the plea deal Cohen is talking about accepting has NO cooperation with the government on anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (/tuJf)


I heard that.

Which could mean he is pleading guilty, but I don't get what the "deal" would entail. I guess we wait and see.

In the meantime, I'll take a nap.

Thanks, Jack.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 02:23 PM (uPlWr)

317 I'm curious about Jeff Sessions. He must have a closet as big as a barn. Or he just wants to please his old pals in the Sentate. Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (rXie1)

My working theory is he's dead and they are just propping up his body, Weekend at Bernie's style. It fits as well as any other theory, since nothing seems to be happening over there.

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 02:23 PM (hvf9s)

318 All three options seem so highly unlikely. But which one is being implied?"

Well, that's a real good question. Yep. That's a real good question.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 02:23 PM (k1TUh)

319 First there was a Judy then there was no Judy then there was.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 02:23 PM (IqV8l)

320 So.... play it again Sam?"

*sigh*

Next you'll be telling us about Hedley inventing wifi...


/snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:23 PM (6qErC)

321
"Ace........I'll get you my Jur(d)y..... and your little blog too!!!"

Posted by: Captn Bill Krystal at August 21, 2018 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

322 Remember that they mounted no defense at all. And that means everything rests on the solidity of the prosecutions case BEYOND reasonable doubt.

Either a genius move or disaster.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (1AK1h)

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They didn't want to put Manafort on the stand in front of Mewler, under oath. All sorts of perjury land mines avoided.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:24 PM (I16G8)

323 This Jury's Hungediness needs rigorous testing

I volunteer as tribute!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2018 02:24 PM (G4cUD)

324 Zombie -- I take it to mean the juror who wrote the note changed it.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 02:24 PM (NLLmE)

325 My working theory is he's dead and they are just propping up his body, Weekend at Bernie's style. It fits as well as any other theory, since nothing seems to be happening over there."

Maybe he's hanging out over at McCain's place, shootin' the bones with John.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 02:24 PM (k1TUh)

326 Is this all just another Jurdy Boys prank?

Posted by: davidt at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (PFd3d)

327 They should be "hanging" every one involved in this malicious prosecution from Mueller down to the prosecutors.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (VpIIl)

328 Hail Atlantis!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (k1TUh)

I HATE that MOTHERFUCKIN' SONG!!!!

Posted by: Billy Batts at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (y8Foj)

329 House of Jansch.

The Starfish on the Toast.

For example.

Posted by: Ferris Price Bueller at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (2lndx)

330
I'm rooting for NG or hung jury for a very simple reason -- Remember
when the DAs refused to indict Hillary because they 'estimated' a 10%
chance of conviction?

***

There were 5 principles investors in Whitewater. The McDougals got convicted. Gov Jim Guy Tucker got convicted. The Clintons were not tried.

When you've got one of the principal investors - Jim McDougal turning state's evidence why on earth would you expect to fail to get a conviction on the last two?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (eSx+E)

331 Hey, Judy
Don't make it bad
Take a sad case and make it better....

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (bUjCl)

332 Now it's all Hurdy Jurdy. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (AllCR)

333 Donovan's Hurdy Gurdy Man is a weird song.
======

Roly poly roly poly
roly poly poly!

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (vg8iE)

334 12 angry jurdys

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (6Ll1u)

335 195
CNN and MSDNC are having orgasms over Cohen doing a plea deal.


Meaning: It will be an early night for PDT.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
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Does this mean that Trump has time for 18 holes this afternoon?
He deserves it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 02:26 PM (UsCnO)

336 Oh my God the Russians have hacked into the jury room and are editing jury notes to the judge I can't take it any more I'm going back in that classroom and find out which of my students might not hate Trump and oh boy I'll make him pay

Posted by: Samantha Geeimanidiot, Associate Assistant Adjunct Quasi-Lecturer at August 21, 2018 02:26 PM (XcgmW)

337
So.... play it again Sam?

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:20 PM (8XRCm)
"Lieb Vaterland, magst ruhig sein,
Lieb vaterland, magst ruhig sein.Fest steht und treu die Wacht, die Wacht am Rhein!Fest steht und treu die Wacht, die Wacht am Rhein!"

Posted by: Major Strasser at August 21, 2018 02:26 PM (37IEG)

338 My name is Judy
How do you doody?
Now yer gonna die!

Posted by: Rejected Lyrics at August 21, 2018 02:26 PM (xBSm0)

339 Does this mean that Trump has time for 18 holes this afternoon?
He deserves it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


18 front holes in one afternoon? That's gangsta...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 02:26 PM (AM1GF)

340 322 Remember that they mounted no defense at all. And that means everything rests on the solidity of the prosecutions case BEYOND reasonable doubt.

Either a genius move or disaster.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (1AK1h)

-------------

They didn't want to put Manafort on the stand in front of Mewler, under oath. All sorts of perjury land mines avoided.
----------------
Yep. And considering Mewler has another trial all lined up for Manafort it was wise not to give Hillary's henchman anything to play with.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 02:26 PM (2LelM)

341 They didn't want to put Manafort on the stand in front of Mewler, under oath. All sorts of perjury land mines avoided.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:24 PM (I16G

----

You cannot compel a defendant to testify.

I would have liked to seen them cross examine Gates tho.

Posted by: Captn Bill Krystal at August 21, 2018 02:26 PM (8XRCm)

342 hey call me Mellow Yellow.

That doesn't even begin to plumb the depths of Donavan's lyrical weirdness.
Posted by: Ferris Price Bueller at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (2lndx)

Wear your love like flowers...

Posted by: Donovan at August 21, 2018 02:26 PM (y8Foj)

343 322 They didn't want to put Manafort on the stand in front of Mewler, under oath. All sorts of perjury land mines avoided.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:24 PM (I16G


Yes, but they mounted NO defense at all. So it's all about did the prosecution prove guilt, not did the defense effectively refute the prosecution. All the jury had to go on was the prosecution case.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (1AK1h)

344 BAAHAHAHAHA

Operation Crossfire Hurricane, make the Deep State own it.

Posted by: Valiant at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (3MiF8)

345 >>Does this mean that Trump has time for 18 holes this afternoon?
He deserves it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


If he skips the front hole.

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (rXie1)

346 156 But is it really the front hole??
I mean
depending on which way a lady is facing it could be a starboard hole or port
hole or like a clock position, could be 5 or 7 o'clock. I just don't know if we've taken into account all the possible positions of the hole.

Posted by: dananjcon

Not to put too fine a point on it, but the mouth is the front hole. Also known as the pie-hole, the cake-hole, and the tasty dick hole.

Posted by: Barry Obama at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (kfcYC)

347 335. Nope. He's doing a rally today in Best Virginia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (fA1SL)

348 OT - MSN.com has a blurb article about businesses booming under Trump. The photo they used to illustrate the article? Asbestos with a picture of Trump surrounded by Russian writing.

https://tinyurl.com/y9uj2szy

Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (7HtZB)

349 I hope the jury gives it to Mueller in the back hole.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 02:28 PM (jy3Cs)

350 The way liberals are playing this for sport is a disgrace. Once you've given this power to the government, you never get it back. Anyone can turn this on people in the future.
It's despotic, yet they cheer like they're at a football game.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 02:28 PM (VpIIl)

351 Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don't know why
Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 21, 2018 02:28 PM (OD2ni)

352 This Jury has at least on Triggly Puff SJW Freakazoid and at least one Alpha MAGA Chad Thundercock!

They can't agree on a verdict!!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious! at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (G4cUD)

353 The way liberals are playing this for sport is a disgrace. Once you've given this power to the government, you never get it back. Anyone can turn this on people in the future.
It's despotic, yet they cheer like they're at a football game.
======

Because they know it will never be turned on them.

It's not who "our side" is.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

354 >>Zod has excellent musical taste.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (fA1SL)

Croatian Ministry of Culture has forbid David Byrne to play in ganga format. (Spits) Is unfortunate (shrugs) is law.

Posted by: Zodding Heads at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

355

OT: Why exactly are the Trans dudes offended by 'vagina' and prefer 'front hole.' I thought they wanted to be women, so. . . WTF(ront hole) ??????

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (rXie1)

356 Jeff Sessions went on a date with Roy Moore in 1977, that's what happened.

Posted by: Russian Kompromat Film Archive 5-3600-52.1200 at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (XcgmW)

357 Judy is a friend
Yeah she's been a good friend of mine

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (NWiLs)

358
all counts hung means prosecution evidence was sketchy and never should have been prosecuted.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (r+sAi)

359 227 >>There is a second trial already lined up for a different group of charges.

FARA violations. Pretty weak sauce, particularly if he doesn't get a conviction here.
Posted by: JackStraw

They won't even give Manafort a book, magazine or Tv to look at while he's waiting. Pricks.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (kfcYC)

360 We'll see but I'm guessing more than a 50% chance of hung jury. I don't think the case was strong enough to get convictions on all counts or they'd have tried it 10 years ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)

361 324 Zombie -- I take it to mean the juror who wrote the note changed it.
Posted by: eleven


But doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

After three days of deliberation, they jury is hopelessly deadlocked on a single count. So a juror takes out a pencil and starts to wrote a note to the judge asking what they do if they're deadlocked on a single count -- and then while he's writing the note, behind him in the room, suddenly in 30 seconds the rest of the jurors completely flip their decisions and on 16 courts (which they've been debating for 3 solid days) switch from "having a unanimous decision" to "being hopelessly deadlocked."

That's insane.

And even if that did happen, why not simply start a new note? How long had he been scribbling it? 10 seconds? A minute? What purpose is served by retaining the note with the old info (only deadlocked on one count), but then scribbling it all out with updated info?

Did they only have one piece of paper in the jury room?

Something's weird about all this.

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (c+2jX)

362 I'm curious about Jeff Sessions. He must have a closet as big as a barn.

***

The left went after him as a racist and he didn't GAF and he weathered that fine because there was no there there.

Then he got put in office and immediately recused himself from everything.

My guess is there is a little Beauregard somewhere and that Ms Sessions will find out about it if Sessions crosses the Deep State on anything important.

This, by the way, is why the whole Roy Moore thing was so important. If everyone on the right had rallied around him the rest of the weak kneed GOP types could have a reasonable hope of things turning out ok if they crossed the Deep State.

Obviously, most of the right damned Moore on the weakest of evidence (a manufactured year book quote FFS). So if you are Sessions do you think anyone will rise to your defense if you do kick Meuller's ass at some point?


Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (eSx+E)

363 >>>The Starfish on the Toast

I used to charge $50 for that.

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (CYF6W)

364 the headlines were ambiguous "can't reach consensus on a single count", which was interpreted in the article I read as they had just one they couldn't decide on.
Much flutter n the comments on whether it meant one single count, or they couldn't agree on a single one!

Posted by: barbarausa at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (ru28e)

365 354.
* shakes fist *
If only Marshal Tito......

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (fA1SL)

366 Yes, but they mounted NO defense at all. So it's all about did the prosecution prove guilt, not did the defense effectively refute the prosecution. All the jury had to go on was the prosecution case.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (1AK1h)

---------

Understood, but wouldn't it have looked worse to the jury if they had mounted a defense and Manafort refused to testify on his own behalf?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (I16G8)

367 312 I love the way the radio news at the top of the hour has been telling us about the Manafort trial but always somehow fails to mention what the trial is about.

Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (XcgmW)

It has something to do with Trump and Russia stealing the election. Things are really "heating up"

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (BTA9k)

368
ug.... sok

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (8XRCm)

369 I was impressed like everyone
when Mueller began to try
to prove the Reds elected Trump
and made poor Hillary cry.

My romantic vision shattered
when it was explained to me
Mueller wears old diapers
in which he shits and pees

Posted by: Donovan at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (37IEG)

370 The Left is being *extraordinarily* patient with their lawfare knight. I'm surprised someone hasn't started whispering ominously to Mueller about "his reputation"...

Posted by: Zodding Heads at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

371 OT: Why exactly are the Trans dudes offended by 'vagina' and prefer 'front hole.' I thought they wanted to be women, so. . . WTF(ront hole) ??????
=======

But it's totally not a war on women.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (vg8iE)

372 Posted by: Major Strasse"

Take that! *starts La Marseillaise*

/Victor Laszlo

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (6qErC)

373 63
If Manafort is found not guilty, liberal suburban soccer-moms are gonna wild in the streets, y'all.



. . .
Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018

*
*
We can handle that. Shut down the Starbuck's, and the soccer moms will be lost without their mochaccino lattes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (CTtdn)

374 I'm still of the opinion that this was never supposed to go to trial and they were just using cheap Prosecutor tricks to try to get him to plead down in exchange for secrets about President Trump Manafort supposedly learned in the month he worked for the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

375 342 hey call me Mellow Yellow.

That doesn't even begin to plumb the depths of Donavan's lyrical weirdness.
Posted by: Ferris Price Bueller at August 21, 2018 02:22 PM (2lndx)

Wear your love like flowers...
Posted by: Donovan

You did your best work on Billion Dollar Babies.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (kfcYC)

376 Prosecution only drank 11 bottles of wine last night. They didn't have a case.

Posted by: Guam tipper at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (6eDMM)

377 366
Understood, but wouldn't it have looked worse to the jury if they had mounted a defense and Manafort refused to testify on his own behalf?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (I16G


Defendants almost never take the stand. Not unusual or sketchy, but the MFM would of course make it seem that way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (1AK1h)

378 Why exactly are the Trans dudes offended by 'vagina' and prefer 'front hole.' I thought they wanted to be women, so. . . WTF(ront hole) ??????

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (rXie1)

It's the ladies who think they are dudes being triggered by the mention of their vaginas. They have pretend penises.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (jy3Cs)

379
They should be "hanging" every one involved in this malicious prosecution from Mueller down to the prosecutors.


Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (VpIIl)

Use lamp posts, its outdoors and easier to machine gun the bodies like they did to Musolini.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (9Om/r)

380 @343


I don't see how they proved anything since they provided zero documentary evidence to prove any of the charges.


The only charge that I could see sticking is the failure to register as a foreign agent since it's indisputable that he did act as an agent and he did not file.


Hey you know who else acted as an agent of a foreign company and didn't file?


I think Manefort actually worked for that individual as well.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (kT3/m)

381 If there is no conviction, Alyssa Milano will be compelled to show up in a Handmaiden's Tale outfit again!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)

382 The Judy, Judy, Judy thing actually comes from a Bugs Bunny parody.

As where all good culture comes from. Including my love of classical music and Wagnerian Opera.

Kill the rabbit!!!

Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (gmo/4)

383 You can chop off a cock and make a proto hole, but you can't turn a vag into a proto pole

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (6Ll1u)

384 >>If only Marshal Tito...... Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (fA1SL)

Zombie Hoxha!

Posted by: Zodding Heads at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

385 Judy Judy who can I turn to

You give me something I can hold on to..

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (bUjCl)

386 381 If there is no conviction, Alyssa Milano will be compelled to show up in a Handmaiden's Tale outfit again!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)


Cookie Milano.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (1AK1h)

387
18 front holes in one afternoon? That's gangsta...
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Back nine is fine.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (IqV8l)

388 the headlines were ambiguous "can't reach consensus on a single count"

Why wouldn't you just say "one" if it was one?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 02:33 PM (Boy/L)

389 all counts hung means prosecution evidence was sketchy and never should have been prosecuted.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2018 02:29 PM (r+sAi)



Well....yeah.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 02:33 PM (NLLmE)

390 Wear your love like flowers...
Posted by: Donovan "

Sunshine, Superman.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:33 PM (6qErC)

391 >>>308 Will someone clarify something for me?

The tweet said

"...a source who saw the Manafort jury note and said it had been edited..."

What does this mean?

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2018 02:21 PM (c+2jX)

I *took* that claim to mean that the wording of the note had been *paraphrased.* But I have no source for that.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 02:33 PM (CwOPz)

392
I saw Manafort Jur(d)y open for Dire Straits at the Cow Palace back in '89.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 21, 2018 02:33 PM (eXA4G)

393 384.
Sheeit......that was one crazy sumbitch, even by Albanian standards.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 02:33 PM (fA1SL)

394 Kill the rabbit!!!"

It's wabbit.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:33 PM (6qErC)

395 Manfart , heh heh hhheeh heh heeh

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at August 21, 2018 02:34 PM (m/vQu)

396 Why exactly are the Trans dudes offended by.....

-----

Stop. Right. There.

Im still confused.

Are trans dudes the ones born with a penis that are transitioning to it being gone....????

-or-

Are trans dudes the ones born with a vagina that want to grow up to be a dude.???




I need a scorecard.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

397 Why wouldn't you just say "one" if it was one?

I was guessing that it meant they were deadlocked down the line, and the headline wanted it to look like it was just a teensy disagreement

Posted by: barbarausa at August 21, 2018 02:34 PM (ru28e)

398 I'd rather have a front hole lobotomy than a butthole in front of me.

Posted by: Dorothy Parker at August 21, 2018 02:35 PM (D/Ye4)

399
I was impressed like everyone
when Mueller began to try
to prove the Reds elected Trump
and made poor Hillary cry.

My romantic vision shattered
when it was explained to me
Mueller wears old diapers
in which he shits and pees


Posted by: Donovan at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (37IEG)


But the story is finishedfor it is often saidwhen mueller shits his diaperhe wears them on his head

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2018 02:35 PM (9Om/r)

400

The Starfish on the Toast.



Posted by: Ferris Price Bueller at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (2lndx)

isn't that the story of hope solo?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 02:35 PM (8D42x)

401 Understood, but wouldn't it have looked worse to the jury if they had mounted a defense and Manafort refused to testify on his own behalf?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (I16G


Defendants almost never take the stand. Not unusual or sketchy, but the MFM would of course make it seem that way.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


That's because everyone gets their law degree from Law & Order.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 02:35 PM (DKgtk)

402 Formatting here blows ass

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2018 02:35 PM (9Om/r)

403 >>>321
"Ace........I'll get you my Jur(d)y..... and your little blog too!!!"
Posted by: Captn Bill Krystal at August 21, 2018 02:23 PM (8XRCm)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 02:35 PM (CwOPz)

404 Sheeit......that was one crazy sumbitch, even by Albanian standards.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters


Word. There's "thinks everyone is plotting against him" crazy, and then there's "build bunkers every 50 meters for every man, woman, and child in the country" crazy...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 02:36 PM (AM1GF)

405 Only the hung can say.....

Posted by: Steve Perry, Jurdny at August 21, 2018 02:36 PM (6geMp)

406 comic relief
https://twitter.com/ClintFalin/status/1030913596715356160

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 02:36 PM (bT8Z4)

407 CNBC and Bloomberg TV are absolutely in ecstacy over the Cohen plea deal. It's the end of Trump for sure this time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2018 02:36 PM (OLCnA)

408 Cold-hearted orb that rules the night,
Removes the colors from our sight . . .

(What? I thought we were playing "Name Those Lyrics"?)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 02:36 PM (CTtdn)

409 That jury must be dumb as fuck to not immediately declare Manafort not guilty. This is the state that sends goofball Kaine and Warner to the Senate.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 21, 2018 02:36 PM (y7DUB)

410 "I see four holes!"

Posted by: Captain Picard at August 21, 2018 02:37 PM (jy3Cs)

411 "The Celine Dion cover is amazeballs.
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 02:19 PM (NLLmE) "

I always thought the ending of Titanic would have been better if they had swapped out the Celine Dion for the out chorus of Donovan's "Atlantis".


Way dowwwwn below the ocean
Wheeerrre I wanna be, she may be...

Posted by: Toad-O at August 21, 2018 02:37 PM (cct0t)

412 Suck my dick.

Is that a genuine enough quote for you?

Posted by: zombie cary grant at August 21, 2018 02:37 PM (Evws/)

413 374 I'm still of the opinion that this was never supposed to go to trial and they were just using cheap Prosecutor tricks to try to get him to plead down in exchange for secrets about President Trump Manafort supposedly learned in the month he worked for the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM (39g3+)

No, they had spies in Trumps circle and tapped his phones. They have all his secrets. The point of all this is to create the appearance of an "investigation" so they cant be fired, prosecuted, and assraped as they deserve.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 21, 2018 02:37 PM (BTA9k)

414 Will someone clarify something for me?

The tweet said

"...a source who saw the Manafort jury note and said it had been edited..."

What does this mean?

Posted by: zombie


Russian collusion.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 02:37 PM (DKgtk)

415 deep thought

When the front hole is filled with a penis is it still a hole?

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at August 21, 2018 02:37 PM (m/vQu)

416
I'm going to assume conviction on several counts. And going to avoid the gloat by CNN et al. This is just Mueller being SuperCop and sniffing out evil doers. But really shit all to do with Trussiamp

Posted by: Sphynx at August 21, 2018 02:37 PM (rXie1)

417 NBC and Bloomberg TV are absolutely in ecstacy over the Cohen plea deal. It's the end of Trump for sure this time
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2018 02:36 PM (OLCnA)

Why are they so excited?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 02:38 PM (y8Foj)

418 I like how I tell Windows 10 to autohide the taskbar thing and it's like "cool, bra...hey I'm just gonna pop up anyway"

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 21, 2018 02:38 PM (GoLZO)

419 Formatting here blows ass

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Judy at August 21, 2018 02:38 PM (vtcmf)

420
Fyi
Here in Carmel, California for the car week.
Even in this deep blue enclave everything came to a halt when the national anthem was sung. Pretty good job by the singer.

Posted by: YIKES! at August 21, 2018 02:40 PM (D7Q9Q)

421 Using the word vagina is a phrase of oldNow we must use the phrase front hole.What baffles me, you seeis do they stand or sit when the pee?A big issue out of a little skin fold.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 02:40 PM (jxbfJ)

422

deep thought

When the front hole is filled with a penis is it still a hole?
Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at August 21, 2018 02:37 PM (m/vQu)

------

Look in the Urban Dictionary for "docking" young warrior. Then contemplate that on the Tree of Woe

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:40 PM (8XRCm)

423 The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

Posted by: Maude Lebowski at August 21, 2018 02:42 PM (NWiLs)

424 364 the headlines were ambiguous "can't reach consensus on a single count", which was interpreted in the article I read as they had just one they couldn't decide on.
Much flutter n the comments on whether it meant one single count, or they couldn't agree on a single one!
Posted by: barbarausa


Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

EVERYTHING IS NOW CLEAR!

The media resorted to the ol' "intentionally bad writing" gambit!

They do this more and more these days -- purposely write article and headlines poorly , incompetently, with obfuscation, and ungrammatically for the specific PURPOSE of hoping that the readers will MISUNDERSTAND what was written.

In this case, what the jury said was that they couldn't agree any ANY count.

But the media didn't like that. Didn't like it at all.

So the MSM intentionally wrote and incompetent headline which said

"Jury Can't Agree on a Single Count"

which in syntactical temrs could be interpreted two possible ways:

-- The jury could not agree on any counts whatsoever
or
-- The jury was not able to agree on just one count -- implying that they DID agree on all the other counts.

Because this headline is poorly written, any editor (in the old days) would have immediately rejected it as a terrible, unusable headline, because its poor grammar makes a clear meaning impossible.

But the modern rules state that the media is TRYING to confuse people, if confusing them serves a (left-wing) political purpose. So not only did the editor let the headline stand, he actually probably wrote it himself specifically BECAUSE it could be misinterpreted.

It's a very clever dodge -- the MS can basically avoid revealing the truth, but have the fallback excuse of saying that their deception wasn't intentional.

I see this more and more nowadays. Several times a week I'll see a confusing headline or and entire confusing article, only investigate it and discover that it was made confusing on purpose to hide the truth.

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2018 02:42 PM (c+2jX)

425 In other news...and this is kind of big. Julian Assange's mother tweeted this;

https://tinyurl.com/y94zyeo5

Strongly suggesting the leaker was Seth Rich. And that last line is...interesting.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 02:42 PM (eSx+E)

426 379


They should be "hanging" every one involved in this malicious prosecution from Mueller down to the prosecutors.




Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 02:25 PM (VpIIl)

Use lamp posts, its outdoors and easier to machine gun the bodies like they did to Musolini.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2018 02:32 PM (9Om/r)
================
That's what I like about AoS, readers always identify solutions that are both reasonable and practical.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 02:44 PM (UsCnO)

427 Do any of these charges have anything at all to do with collusion between Trump and the Russians to hack the elections? If not, why is Mueller involved at all? Why doesn't he just hand off whatever this is to Random Attorney Number 7?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 02:44 PM (lwiT4)

428 I believe that the Urban Dictionary is a parody that got out of hand.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 21, 2018 02:45 PM (IR0TM)

429 Why are they so excited?"

And they can't hide it ?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:45 PM (6qErC)

430 Grammie you ask too many questions.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 02:45 PM (oYNmA)

431 The jury was not able to agree on just one count

Your Honor, we can't decide if Mueller is just lying or he really is a douchebag...

Posted by: The Jury at August 21, 2018 02:45 PM (n/eZB)

432 Strongly suggesting the leaker was Seth Rich. And that last line is...interesting.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 02:42 PM (eSx+E)

----

Came across an article yesterday that asserted that DNC interim chair Donna Brazile was at the hospital where they took Seth Rich. At four in the morning..... on the day of the killing. And that they could prove it. Security Video.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 02:45 PM (8XRCm)

433
Not to put too fine a point on it, but the mouth
is the front hole. Also known as the pie-hole, the cake-hole, and the
tasty dick hole.

Posted by: Barry Obama at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (kfcYC)
-----------
Some things are best left to the experts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 02:45 PM (UsCnO)

434 That jury must be dumb as fuck to not immediately declare Manafort not
guilty. This is the state that sends goofball Kaine and Warner to the
Senate.
---
Or there's one democrat on the jury who insists on guilt across the board and the rest are having none of it.

Posted by: Methos at August 21, 2018 02:46 PM (XQvuQ)

435 Coehn cops a plea.

Trumps numbers go up three points.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 02:46 PM (Boy/L)

436 why is Mueller involved at all"

Cap'n Ahab syndrome.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:46 PM (6qErC)

437 Do any of these charges have anything at all to do with collusion between Trump and the Russians to hack the elections? If not, why is Mueller involved at all? Why doesn't he just hand off whatever this is to Random Attorney Number 7?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 02:44 PM (lwiT4)

-------------

Rod Rosenstien is why. He greatly expanded Mewler's scope of the investigation after the initial collusion investigation was started.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:46 PM (I16G8)

438 I don't know nuthin' 'bout snuffin' no Seth Rich!

Posted by: donna brazile at August 21, 2018 02:47 PM (Evws/)

439 No, they had spies in Trumps circle and tapped his phones. They have all his secrets.

No, that's the point: they found out nothing useful or criminal, just the usual political tricks. But they are sure there's SOMETHING dirty about Trump, because of what they know about themselves, so they wanted to find that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)

440 About Sessions. He is doing his job. It was a year ago that Trump-Sessions played theater on Twitter and Tucker asked Sessions about it. If Sessions wasn't doing his job to Trump's satisfaction, he would be gone. The shit that has to be sorted out correctly along with the public to accept that bigly public officials committed terrible crimes against America takes a long time to properly materialize.

Ask yourself, if Hillary and the CF weren't on serious shit, then why is that toxic hag campaigning for the DNC? It's about her own preservation and the preservation of the criminals and not winning elections. Our enemies are seeking scorched earth not election gains in our country.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 02:47 PM (+jsVQ)

441 Mueller told me before he died
He had de jure that could not be satisfied
Also he leaked often on the side
But the DEPEND'ents were extra wide
And he would not be bladder compromised.

Posted by: saf at August 21, 2018 02:47 PM (5IHGB)

442 Or there's one democrat on the jury who insists on guilt across the board and the rest are having none of it.

It's Northern Virginia... which voted overwhelmingly for Clinton. More like a single Republican holding out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 02:48 PM (iiixZ)

443 I hope Ace is lurking. There's some funny on this thread.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 02:48 PM (CwOPz)

444 Rod Rosenstien is why.

Ultimately, it all leads back to Attorney General Sleepy McNaperson.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 02:48 PM (NYS7S)

445 439 No, they had spies in Trumps circle and tapped his phones. They have all his secrets.

No, that's the point: they found out nothing useful or criminal, just the usual political tricks. But they are sure there's SOMETHING dirty about Trump, because of what they know about themselves, so they wanted to find that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:47 PM (39g3+)

Team Trump have decades of all of their secrets because she was never suposoe to lose. The police state powers amf technology are going to be used against the Derp State and already have been.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 02:49 PM (+jsVQ)

446 The judge knew the whole case was horse shit, is he really so married to his principles he couldn't have dismissed the whole thing and spared the nation this absurd witch hunt?

I love how our side is always ready to bend over backwards to accommodate the Left.

You really think a liberal judge would have allowed this for one of Obama's former campaign managers over tax issues from nearly 10 years ago?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 02:49 PM (UfkIY)

447 @440

Bong hits?

At 3:00pm?


Madness!

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 02:50 PM (kT3/m)

448 #417. Because Trump is finished!! Cohen's plea deal is his certain demise

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2018 02:50 PM (OLCnA)

449 Grammie you ask too many questions.

What answers should I choose?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 21, 2018 02:50 PM (2lndx)

450 425
In other news...and this is kind of big. Julian Assange's mother tweeted this;

https://tinyurl.com/y94zyeo5

Strongly suggesting the leaker was Seth Rich. And that last line is...interesting.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 02:42 PM (eSx+E)
I don't think that's hat she's hinting at. She's probably just amazed that Democrat voters would be angry that the truth about corruption got out. You know Republican voter would be thanking the leaker. It really is amazing.
Its also amazing that the media has ZERO interest in what Assange has to say, considering he is the ONE person who knows the truth and can prove it.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 21, 2018 02:51 PM (Lp0Un)

451 Rod Rosenstien is why. He greatly expanded Mewler's scope of the investigation after the initial collusion investigation was started.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:46 PM (I16G

And he is effed because I believe he signed off on one of the FISA warrents against Trump circle. IICR correctly.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 02:51 PM (+jsVQ)

452 You really think a liberal judge would have allowed this for one of Obama's former campaign managers over tax issues from nearly 10 years ago?

How did I see it yesterday? To the NeverTrump "right" the world is nothing but an ever-looming series of hills to not die on.

Sadly, it doesn't just apply to NeverTrump.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 02:51 PM (NYS7S)

453 Rod Rosenstien is why.

Ultimately, it all leads back to Attorney General Sleepy McNaperson.
Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 02:48 PM (NYS7S)

----------

By way of his absence due to his recusal, yes it does.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:51 PM (I16G8)

454 Hey CM.

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 02:52 PM (VLEp3)

455 I suspect there is a Never Trumper on the jury who is the holdout for conviction- with the other 11 going "Dude".

Posted by: An Observation at August 21, 2018 02:52 PM (RuuTb)

456 Just 66% of millennials firmly believe that the earth is round.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305438/

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 02:53 PM (mCMQ5)

457 Ju-ju-judio.

Posted by: Phil Collins at August 21, 2018 02:54 PM (CwOPz)

458 I always thought the ending of Titanic would have been better if they had swapped out the Celine Dion for the out chorus of Donovan's "Atlantis".
-----------

I hate that song.

Posted by: Billy Batts at August 21, 2018 02:54 PM (yNKCC)

459 Time for a new topic?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Bedazzle & Befuddle With an Outrage Outlet Bederpinator! at August 21, 2018 02:54 PM (WKDXP)

460 Work is slack at the moment, so I could read some of Sefton's harvest.

But no, I'm refreshing this thread every 30 seconds, hoping to read a new development.

There's a reason I chose this nic.

Posted by: Weak Geek at August 21, 2018 02:54 PM (IR0TM)

461 The judge knew the whole case was horse shit, is he really so married to his principles he couldn't have dismissed the whole thing and spared the nation this absurd witch hunt?

I love how our side is always ready to bend over backwards to accommodate the Left.

You really think a liberal judge would have allowed this for one of Obama's former campaign managers over tax issues from nearly 10 years ago?
Posted by: Jolly Roger


No judge likes being over-turned on appeal. And the chances of Mueller being able to get a liberal appeal board to do it is 100%.

This judge, unless this is just an act, has to proceed extra carefully lest it give Mueller anything to appeal.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2018 02:54 PM (1jWCo)

462 Damn no count jury!!

Posted by: CNN at August 21, 2018 02:54 PM (IqV8l)

463 Grammie, did you ever Nutrageous yet?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 02:55 PM (2LelM)

464 Hey CM.

How are you doing?
Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 02:52 PM (VLEp3)

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Hey there! Doing well, but brain is mush from online class, so taking a break.

How are ya?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:55 PM (I16G8)

465 What the Lefties and the Leftie Press fails to remember about alleged Trump transgressions is that Trump has been a national figure since the mid-80's. He understands the power of the press, and has spent a generation mastering it and profiting from it.

Does anybody think that knowing this, and his desire for nearly as long to run someday for President, he would be sloppy and law breaking? Of course not.

Compare to Bathhouse Barry, who the Left actually hid his background from the American public and lied about it repeatedly.

And that is what is driving the Lefties mad, they can't find anything to hang on Trump, because he outsmarted them 30 years ago.
Check-effing-mate, suckers!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 02:55 PM (UsCnO)

466 So is Ace doing a long lunch with the Tinder chick?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 02:56 PM (jDF8P)

467 Well the Redskins signed Adrian Peterson. So how many weeks will this RB last?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 02:56 PM (2LelM)

468 If the jury convicts, they are patriots. Acquit and they are racist, misogynistic, homophobe, bigot fascists. What are they if they are hung?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2018 02:56 PM (xIfFB)

469 BREAKING NEWS!
Traitorous Criminal Pavlov Manafort accused of murdering Jury!

Posted by: This is...CNN at August 21, 2018 02:56 PM (DzFIB)

470 I'm fine.

Hubby injured his back at work yesterday, so he's in bed sulking.

Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 02:56 PM (VLEp3)

471 I can only apologize for Jeff Sessions so many times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 02:57 PM (pUDQf)

472 Time"

So... the Chambers Brothers?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:57 PM (6qErC)

473 I can un-hung this jury!

There hasn't been a penis made yet I can't make shrink back like a Beagle puppy from a bath tub.

*Woof*

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at August 21, 2018 02:57 PM (G4cUD)

474 217


Judy in Disguise (with glasses)

Posted by: Anon a mouse

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Wait...that isn't Judy in the Skies?

no, thats Lucy

Posted by: zombiejohn at August 21, 2018 02:57 PM (HIasT)

475 Just 66% of millennials firmly believe that the earth is round.

From such fertile ground global warming grows.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 02:58 PM (TQyCa)

476 Damn no count jury!!

Posted by: CNN at August 21, 2018 02:54 PM (IqV8l)


Yeah.

If the jury doesn't convict Manafort and recommend immediate execution of both he and Trump do you think we can get Mudd out there again for another one of his performances?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

477 I'm fine.

Hubby injured his back at work yesterday, so he's in bed sulking.
Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 02:56 PM (VLEp3)

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Ouch! Back problems suck. Hope it gets better fast.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 02:58 PM (I16G8)

478 What the Lefties and the Leftie Press fails to remember about alleged Trump transgressions is that Trump has been a national figure since the mid-80's. He understands the power of the press, and has spent a generation mastering it and profiting from it.



He stayed alive and became a media figure making cameos in movies for decades in one of the largest AND toughest media markets in the world.

He was the guy that walked out of Studio 54 sober, when it was trendy to be bombed/stoned out of your mind.

Posted by: Moron Horde at August 21, 2018 02:58 PM (fJD+N)

479 What are they if they are hung?"

Contestants on "naked and afraid"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 02:58 PM (6qErC)

480 Ya know. Before I became The Attorney General of Naps I got a lot done in the Senate.

Posted by: Jeff Sessionszzzzzz at August 21, 2018 02:58 PM (G4cUD)

481 In Soviet Union, jury hangs YOU !!!!





Posted by: Lt Cmdr Queeg at August 21, 2018 02:59 PM (Co9e8)

482 Who here doesn't think that the public release of the Cohen deal is meant to shield Mueller in the event of a hung jury/not guilty?
This isn't real justice. Its politics and PR.

Posted by: Revenant at August 21, 2018 02:59 PM (NUNXH)

483
Yashar Ali @yashar


Per @KaraScannell, Cohen isn't flipping, he's just agreeing to plea guilty.

I assume that means one of three things is true

1. He doesn't want to cooperate
2. Doesn't have anything of value
3. The Feds already have what he's willing to offer

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:00 PM (uPlWr)

484 482 Who here doesn't think that the public release of the Cohen deal is meant to shield Mueller in the event of a hung jury/not guilty?
This isn't real justice. Its politics and PR.
-------------------------
Its Hostage Taking.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 03:00 PM (2LelM)

485 I'm still of the opinion that this was never
supposed to go to trial and they were just using cheap Prosecutor tricks
to try to get him to plead down in exchange for secrets about President
Trump Manafort supposedly learned in the month he worked for the guy.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:31 PM


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Yep, that is exactly what I think happened.


Turns out that there were no secrets that manafort could divulge. meuller thought he was hiding something because every single politician in DC is dirty and they went this route in their efforts to get manafort to roll on Trump.


It was never supposed to go to trial and team meuller was not prepared, just like the Russian bots cases were never supposed to see the inside of a courtroom.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 03:00 PM (JUOKG)

486 My money's on Ace is writing a big ol' tl:dr.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:00 PM (CwOPz)

487 We live in interesting times.....



Posted by: guy who's not as Deep as he pretends at August 21, 2018 03:00 PM (Co9e8)

488 Front holes, back holes, trans this, trans that, giraffe holes, pool filter holes, vacuum cleaner holes . . . you'd need to be rocket scientist to figure this stuff out.

Posted by: A simple penis at August 21, 2018 03:00 PM (jy3Cs)

489 The Paolo he is hung.Bigly.
Paolo

Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 03:00 PM (mCMQ5)

490 If the jury convicts, they are patriots.

Acquit and they are racist, misogynistic, homophobe, bigot fascists.

What are they if they are hung?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Employable in the adult film industry?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 03:01 PM (DKgtk)

491 the state of the union

erica orden @eorden
Barricades were just put up outside the Manhattan federal courthouse at 500 Pearl Street

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (uPlWr)

492 Scootin' this baby on to 500.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (CwOPz)

493 I can haz 500??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (pUDQf)

494 "Wait...that isn't Judy in the Skies?

no, thats Lucy"


He probably just didn't recognize her, cause of the disguise.

Posted by: SteveO at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (SOV+T)

495 Scootin' this baby on to 500

let it be poorly written. let it be done.

Posted by: Moron Horde at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (fJD+N)

496 492 Scootin' this baby on to 500.
Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (CwOPz)



It totally isn't worthy.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (NLLmE)

497 495

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (pUDQf)

498 erica orden @eorden
Barricades were just put up outside the Manhattan federal courthouse at 500 Pearl Street


No! We want firehoses!

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (TQyCa)

499 >>>493 I can haz 500??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (pUDQf)

You keep tryin'.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (CwOPz)

500 Boom?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (pUDQf)

501 cootin' this baby on to 500

let it be poorly written. let it be done.


take two

Posted by: Moron Horde at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (fJD+N)

502 If Assange really does have proof that Seth Rich was the leaker, then he has really played his cards badly for the last 18 months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (k1TUh)

503 th

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (jsWA8)

504 500?

probably not

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (UsCnO)

505 moi!

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (CwOPz)

506 drat

Posted by: Moron Horde at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (fJD+N)

507 I refuse to be a party to this.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (NLLmE)

508 CNBC just had on its "legal expert". They are so giddy about the Cohen plea deal. I hope this blows up in their faces and they end up looking like Wily E. Coyote

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (OLCnA)

509 Heh...

Congrats, Alabama.

Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (VLEp3)

510 Barricades were just put up outside the Manhattan federal courthouse at 500 Pearl Street
Posted by: artisanal 'ette


Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (DKgtk)

511 Scootin' this baby on to 500.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM


Eyes #666 with baited breath.

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM (LOgQ4)

512 It was never supposed to go to trial and team meuller was not prepared, just like the Russian bots cases were never supposed to see the inside of a courtroom.

No matter; if the brainless mouth-breathers in the media are to be believed someone got "Trump's Fixer" (Cohen) to flip.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM (NYS7S)

513 "Judy, Judy, Judy!" is a pet peeve. Cary Grant never said it. He DID say "You're no good, Judy, you never were" to Rita Hayworth in "Only Angels Have Wings".

The Judy, Judy, Judy thing actually comes from a Bugs Bunny parody.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 21, 2018 02:16 PM (1R0ul)


I could be wrong, but in this case, I believe that the "Judy, Judy, Judy" originated with an offhand parody by Tony Curtis, who later carried over his "Cary Grant" impersonation to Some Like It Hot."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM (kqsXK)

514 502
If Assange really does have proof that Seth Rich was the leaker, then he
has really played his cards badly for the last 18 months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (k1TUh)
He has proof SOMEBODY is the leaker.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM (Lp0Un)

515 509 Heh...

Congrats, Alabama.
Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (VLEp3)

I'd like to thank the Academy for this honor. And my dog.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM (pUDQf)

516 >>>507 I refuse to be a party to this.
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (NLLmE)

To wut?

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:05 PM (CwOPz)

517 erica orden @eorden
Barricades were just put up outside the Manhattan federal courthouse at 500 Pearl Street


I do like how she helpfully gives out the address.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 03:05 PM (TQyCa)

518 If Assange really does have proof that Seth Rich was the leaker, then he has really played his cards badly for the last 18 months.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 03:03 PM (k1TUh)


he is cut off from the world
they have managed to jail him without jailing him

it worked = his hands are tied, his mouth taped shut

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:05 PM (uPlWr)

519 This Jury is so hung they have to buy pouch underwear.

This jury is so hung the foreman has a foreman to carry his wood

This jury is so hung is juror is equal to twelve peers+

This jury is so hung they have to use buttflap PJs backwards for a fly

And finally, this jury is so hung that for letting nch they ordered a meat ball subs - with extra ball

Posted by: Penis jokes at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (G4cUD)

520 I could be wrong, but in this case, I believe that the "Judy, Judy, Judy" originated with an offhand parody by Tony Curtis, who later carried over his "Cary Grant" impersonation to Some Like It Hot."

George Goober Lindsey on the Andy Griffith Show. You bunch of yankee boobs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (Boy/L)

521 >>>511 Scootin' this baby on to 500.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM

Eyes #666 with baited breath.
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM (LOgQ4)

Psst. Bated. Not "earthworms hanging from it."

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (CwOPz)

522 Cohen knows Trump.Cohen pleaded guilty to something, apparently paying off bimbos.
???????

Hillary becomes President.

Posted by: Your Overlord Press at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (UsCnO)

523 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM (kqsXK)

And Bogie never said Play it again Sam .

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (m/vQu)

524
"more "hung" jokes? "

Hung like Manafort?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (1hM1d)

525 the state of the union

erica orden @eorden
Barricades were just put up outside the Manhattan federal courthouse at 500 Pearl Street
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (uPlWr)

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Now. There's a tea leaf even Don Lemon can fucking read.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:07 PM (8XRCm)

526 >>>520 I could be wrong, but in this case, I believe that the "Judy, Judy, Judy" originated with an offhand parody by Tony Curtis, who later carried over his "Cary Grant" impersonation to Some Like It Hot."

George Goober Lindsey on the Andy Griffith Show. You bunch of yankee boobs.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (Boy/L)

Thank you.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:07 PM (CwOPz)

527 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (jDF8P)

528 Off juvenile delinquents Sock

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (m/vQu)

529 You know, for Mueller apparently having the goods to bring down Trump, he sure seems to be putting up some bullshit cases having nothing to do with Trump. As a matter of fact, WTF does any of this shit have to do with Russian collusion and why isn't the IRS the one finding all this money laundering and tax evasion?

Will Mueller just get to keep going until he's examined everyone in America for crimes?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (pUDQf)

530 Eyes #666 with baited breath.
Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM (LOgQ4)

Psst. Bated. Not "earthworms hanging from it."

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM


No, I actually just ate some anchovies. Bait.

Sometimes when Bill is in the bathroom rubbing one out
and I help, I have 'bated breath.

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (LOgQ4)

531 There once was a jury even more hung than this hung jury. Then this jury untied one of the knots

Posted by: Penis jokes at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (G4cUD)

532
It was never supposed to go to trial and team meuller was not
prepared, just like the Russian bots cases were never supposed to see
the inside of a courtroom.



No matter; if the brainless mouth-breathers in the media are to be believed someone got "Trump's Fixer" (Cohen) to flip.


Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 03:04 PM

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This is the third time that cohen has flipped on Trump. I'm not worried and I am fairly confident that Trump isn't either.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (JUOKG)

533
Will you give us the road, Rooster?

I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned, or see you hanged in Ft. Smith at Judge Ellis' convenience. What'll it be?

I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man.

Fill yer hands you son of Manafort!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (1hM1d)

534 George Goober Lindsey on the Andy Griffith Show. You bunch of yankee boobs.

That show ran from 1960 to 1968. Some Like It Hot came out in 1959. I'll stick with my thought. :-)

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 03:08 PM (kqsXK)

535 erica orden @eorden
Barricades were just put up outside the Manhattan federal courthouse at 500 Pearl Street
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 03:02 PM (uPlWr)

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Does she say why? Cuz Manafort's trial is in Alexandria, VA.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (I16G8)

536 if the brainless mouth-breathers in the media are to be believed someone got "Trump's Fixer"

-----

*puffs out chest a little*

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (8XRCm)

537 If anything but a conviction the media will go full Joe the Plumber on them. Their prior tweets, their families' tweets, their Facebook, library cards, etc etc will all be open to endless speculation, and a good share of plain lies.
That and racism.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (j4US8)

538 Does she say why? Cuz Manafort's trial is in Alexandria, VA

Cohen.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (NYS7S)

539 Play it, Rick. You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play "Melancholy Baby."

Posted by: Sam Spade at August 21, 2018 03:09 PM (5tSBB)

540 And Bogie never said Play it again Sam .

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at August 21, 2018 03:06 PM (m/vQu)


Nor Cagney "you dirty rat."

Anyway, must run. See you all tomorrow.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (kqsXK)

541 A hung jury would be much preferable to Mueller than a non flipping guilty verdict.

Posted by: REDACTED at August 21, 2018 03:10 PM (7rpiB)

542 No matter what the Jury says, I have some overdue traffic tickets and jaywalking indictments teed up.

Posted by: Herr Mueller at August 21, 2018 03:11 PM (j4US8)

543 SKIN THAT SMOKEWAGON!!!

Posted by: Buck at August 21, 2018 03:12 PM (FTPVM)

544 Does she say why? Cuz Manafort's trial is in Alexandria, VA

Specifically: www foxnews com / politics / 2018 / 08 / 21 / michael-cohen-striking-deal-with-federal-prosecutors.html

Looks like it has precisely zero to do with PDJT, but you know the media dum-dums will be all over it.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 03:13 PM (NYS7S)

545 Asia Argento has gone full Clinton.

Asia Argento: I Deny Everything - And The Payoff To My Accuser Was Anthony Bourdain's Idea

She's following the first rule of crisis PR: When things look really bad, blame it on your now-dead boyfriend who just committed suicide.

. . . .
"I never had any sexual relationship with Bennett," she says in today's statement. Does she normally lounge in bed with her top off with platonic male friends?

Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 21, 2018 03:15 PM (+y/Ru)

546 Play it, Rick. You played it for her, you can play it for me. Play "The Chicken Dance."
Posted by: Sam Spade

Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 21, 2018 03:17 PM (+y/Ru)

547 I live in a village of 1K. I was driving last week thru the adjoining small village, following some guy driving a small P/U and a large trailer. He was struggling to get up a hill. I followed him for 1/2 mile. He then pulled over to let me by. The center line was obliterated . A local pulled me over and although he did not give a ticket, he did give me a 15 minute lecture. You would think cops would appreciate the people who support them. Our local told me his wife left him and he just wanted to talk to someone.

Posted by: REDACTED at August 21, 2018 03:19 PM (7rpiB)

548 I sincerely hope the IRS is putting together its best proctologists for the Mueller, Brennan, Comey, Strzok, Page, Lynch, Yates, Ohr, Clapper and Rice audits.

And.... that DOJ is immediately poised to indict on all undeclared income.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at August 21, 2018 03:20 PM (j4US8)

549 First, how do press douchebags get the jury notes to judge, and second who the hell would edit something like that.

Posted by: Jean at August 21, 2018 03:24 PM (9xU67)

550 Cohen gets 3-5, no info on Trump.

Posted by: REDACTED at August 21, 2018 03:28 PM (7rpiB)

551 Shep looks like someone just boarded up the gloryholes

Posted by: REDACTED at August 21, 2018 03:29 PM (7rpiB)

552 Every day I feel like I am living in Communist China. Facebook has a rating system like they do in China. In China you can't get on a plane if you have a bad rating. Coming here soon. Out of control DOJ and FBI would kill all of Trump's campaign staff if they could. Hillary got 10's of millions from Russia. No problem.

Posted by: alan stern at August 21, 2018 03:39 PM (vqbtC)

553 #549 look who is running the DOJ/CIA/FBI and maybe the NSA. Every bit of the government apparatus is being used for political warfare just like how the media and academia have been corrupted.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at August 21, 2018 03:42 PM (Sqor6)

554 3 years on each tax return.

30 years each on the bank frauds.

Posted by: sentences at August 21, 2018 04:49 PM (C6xeQ)

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