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Early Quitting Day Open Thread
Talk amongst yourselves.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: fly gal at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (8TdcF)
My cats are depressed. Weird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (0tfLf)
I can feel myself get smarter!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: david letterman at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Laurance O'Donnel at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (XT6Vl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (gmo/4)
Kristol, Jeong.
Heh, heh.
Posted by: david letterman at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (Evws/)
You forgot Goldberg.
Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (G4W16)
Maybe they just need to meet the right girl.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: Place Holder at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (XT6Vl)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (hyuyC)
Weird.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (8TdcF)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (W6z+Y)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (RuIsu)
A Panic at the Disco of a Flock of Beegulls.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
You're standing next to the boiler.
And I was thinking of introducing you to my sister.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (sdi6R)
Three coins in the fountain...Neal Page on the way to St.Louis by Greyhound.
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (gmo/4)
Their latest assassination attempt on you failed so spectacularly, you didn't even notice it.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (9qZ3S)
https://tinyurl.com/ybxs6bf4
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (4e+hS)
lol.. dogs are indeed strange. My little guy started barking his head off last night at Dr. Pol. Usually it's if he see another dog on the tube. Nope. This was two cats meeting each other and he went berserk!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Glenn John at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LilNs)
Peppermint schnapps is the nectar of the Gods.
Posted by: Larry King at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (RuIsu)
A Panic at the Disco of a Flock of Beegulls.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (y87Qq)
In Iran.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Yo ! at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (1XAal)
My cats are depressed. Weird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (G4W16)
Shit, J. J. How old are they again?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Archon at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
You're standing next to the boiler.
And I was thinking of introducing you to my sister.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (9chmE)
Right.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Parasaurolophus in a black beret puffing on a Gauloise at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (kQs4Y)
I think Uncle Palp is taking over this site. There's a swarm of Date Ukrainian women ads. Or is it flock of ads?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (vDqXW)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305358/
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)
It better focken' not, that's where I keep my stuff.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Archon at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (vDqXW)
He was good on Mission Impossible
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (lxZ71)
Hey, they didn't sniff each other. Serious breech of canine etiquette, and he was having NONE OF IT!
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (fVubI)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (SRarZ)
"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered. "They think they know me, but they only know the me that I choose to put out there. Emma and Delaney, and the people in our group -- they know me. I may be a teenage boy and a walking hormone, but I just care about everybody." Later that evening in Orange County, at a bonfire on the beach, Hogg was talking to half a dozen girls who were looking for advice on how to organize anti-gun movements at their schools. He talked about the way women get shafted at work and in culture. "Promise me you won't take anybody's shit," he said. It was as teen-earnest as a John Hughes movie. Then he looked around at the blackness, the beach, the waves. "Beaches are a place for a mass shooting," he said. "I hate to bring that up."
And there, Horde, is your pre-dinner aperitif!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (NLLmE)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305358/
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)
By tomorrow?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)
Good news for Insomniac.The universe is disappearing.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305358/
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (LiyEm)
Trelane! Stop that nonsense at once or you'll not be permitted to make any more planets!
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (HaL55)
Let us celebrate in best SMR fashion.
https://youtu.be/QIjKijhv1OU
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (fA1SL)
I have been a juror on a Grand Jury once before. I thought that it was interesting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (AllCR)
Even shorter than a krakatoa weekend content sentence.
He consistently rolls in, in under 7 words.
Eight if he's hungover.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, not Howdy Doody dammit! at August 20, 2018 07:00 PM (0ogQG)
https://tinyurl.com/y7jjo6vy
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (AllCR)
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I'll have to read it, but that is awesome!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 07:00 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)
The best mostest bullshit line in that garbage had to be this one:
Like so many young men in so many foxholes before him, Hogg discovered in himself a powerful drive not to leave this Earth without making a mark.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:52
*****
I told Mrs D after working around the house all day that I needed a hot shower, a cold beer and a warm woman. Preferably all at once.
She laughed and at least brought me a towel and a beer.
Good woman.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (0tfLf)
You'd better have a hot date, Ace. We'll want details tomorrow.
As we speak, Ace is filling the kiddie pool in his living room with Valu-Rite Brand Vodka where he and Lauraw will spend the evening shaving her hump and watching SpongeBob videos.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (gC2IV)
"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by
all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered. "They think
they know me, but they only know the me that I choose to put out there.
Emma and Delaney, and the people in our group -- they know me. I may be a
teenage boy and a walking hormone, but I just care about everybody."
Later that evening in Orange County, at a bonfire on the beach, Hogg was
talking to half a dozen girls who were looking for advice on how to
organize anti-gun movements at their schools. He talked about the way
women get shafted at work and in culture. "Promise me you won't take
anybody's shit," he said. It was as teen-earnest as a John Hughes movie.
Then he looked around at the blackness, the beach, the waves. "Beaches
are a place for a mass shooting," he said. "I hate to bring that up."
And there, Horde, is your pre-dinner aperitif!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)
Either that boy is a gay psychopath, or I wear the same dress size as Jame Gumb.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:59 PM (AllCR)
I was picked so I'm on a case which looks like it is going to be interesting and last all week.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 07:02 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:02 PM (hvf9s)
Walking her dog for an elderly neighbor:
https://tinyurl.com/ya3m54fg
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:02 PM (AllCR)
Weird.
Posted by: Diogenes
Why is that weird? It's obviously a watchdog.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:58 PM (ctuyM)
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Bullshit is not an appetizer.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
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Too much information, Chels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (HobQO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Don Corleone at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (RPrqw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)
"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered. "They think they know me, but they only know the me that I choose to put out there."
And he went on to say, "And you know, I have realized why I must be so careful. I have noticed that Women can sense my power, and that they seek my Precious Bodily Essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my Precious Bodily Essence."
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tiny Tim at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (8A18y)
Posted by: Glenn John at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (DzFIB)
Well, you're a girl. That behavior is encouraged around here.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (lxZ71)
Just let him spin his wheels without Trumps testimony.
Is there really a single voter that's going to NOT vote Trump based on whether he decides not to talk to Mueller?
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (UfkIY)
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Too much information, Chels.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (+y/Ru)
I'd punch that roastie in the nose if she grabbed my junk without my consent.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM
*****
Brilliant!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (0tfLf)
Tomorrow I will be 100% at the new job.
Yay! Hallelujah!
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rammajamma at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (lxZ71)
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What kind of women does he date?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (gC2IV)
In addition, it's odd to me to be imaging a beach as someplace a mass shooting would take place. It certainly could but that indicates an obsessive, dark mind
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Keep your head down and ignore the idiots.
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (HobQO)
Posted by: Axeman
Admit it, it's better than some of the stupid things you've said while trying to score.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
"At one point this summer, I asked him if he was ever tempted by all the attention from girls his age. "No," he answered. "They think they know me, but they only know the me that I choose to put out there."
And he's gayer than a Liberace pajama party
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
My advice, in all seriousness, is to move. I don't have kids, so I can't say "I've been there, here's how to do that", but people with kids move. It happens. It works out.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (AllCR)
Omaha Beach, maybe?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (lxZ71)
https://bit.ly/2BCb3vA
Ok that is freakin' hilarious! Oh it's low, but she played them so well! And you gotta give the girl an award for playing that many guys at the same time with the same pitch.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (k1TUh)
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Then she threw the dog into the shower with you? Trifecta!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (lc+47)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (LiyEm)
Re the "disappearing universe". Accelerating expansion, cause a cosmological event horizon.
At some point in the far future, all galaxies will be lone islands surrounded by blackness. Only gravitationally bound systems will remain together.
IIRC, the Local Group will remain bound, and will likely merge together, but nothing else will be seen.
In that far future, some group of "people" developing on some planet would have a very different astronomy possible. They wouldn't see any other galaxies but their own.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (58Au8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:06 PM (AllCR)
Omaha Beach, maybe?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (6Zmow)
...
There has been at least one terrorist shoot up of a beach. North Africa maybe?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (vDqXW)
Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03
*****
I'm down near Tacoma. I laugh at them.
Sometimes I point too.
They leave me alone.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (nBr1j)
And maybe the scariest one:
" ... and Rebecca(Hogg's mom) says that (Harvard) alumni told her, "There is the potential that your son will be the leader of this country, and we want to make sure he goes to Harvard."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (ctuyM)
So Chels and Franken can totes do it, but when Trump merely suggests doing it the libs go nuts. Good to see the consistency here!
Franken getting booted out of the Senate is still one of my favorite developments of #metoo, hands down.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (58Au8)
Oh yeah the crypto-jews. The Spanish Inquisition was started to root them out.
Of course that could never happen here, because.....
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (k1TUh)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305359/
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:07 PM (6Zmow)
Do most 18 year olds know what Omaha beach was?
Hogg might be regretful if a mass shooting took place again-this time on a beach in Florida- but it would ut him back in the limelight, which is what he wants.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (lxZ71)
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*escapes from Skip's dad's basement dungeon, covered in Pixie Stix dust*
Posted by: Parasaurolophus in a black beret puffing on a Gauloise at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (kQs4Y)
Feel free to grab my genitals, ya'll, any time you want.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (8O3HH)
Asshole deserves it for trying to ruin school lunches.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Anonymous pimply faced 8th grader at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (9jfoy)
Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (W6z+Y)
Her own perhaps?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM (lxZ71)
Kinky.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:11 PM (NWiLs)
The only reason she does that is it makes it easier for her to put them in her mouth.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 07:11 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)
AAAAAAH PUT IT BACK ON
oh hi
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:11 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (hvf9s)<<<
ISWYDT
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (W6z+Y)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (Evws/)
I thought we were supposed to hang shelves tonight.
Then damn it, I am going to the bar earlier than usual this evening.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (UsCnO)
Feel free to grab my genitals, ya'll, any time you want.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:09 PM (8O3HH)
Thank you for the kind offer, but I believe I'll pass.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (NWiLs)
No?
Well she does.
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (jC3Xc)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (nBr1j)
Since the movie,"Gidget Gets Married."
I didn't realize she was Catholic.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (9chmE)
Find other people on here from close to the Seattle area and do a moron meet up on the QT.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at August 20, 2018 07:13 PM (/DvFd)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 07:04 PM
I don't think so. It says as much about the writer as it does about Hogg. It's scary it's not a parody.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycmc8dy7
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:13 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
It's, like, on Lake Havasu or something, right? Spring Break!
Posted by: most 18 year olds at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: TexasDan at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (yL25O)
One. In Tunisia, carried out by an ISIS affiliated militant, IIRC.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (wkZlp)
Her own perhaps?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:10 PM (nBr1j)
She likes to be pissed on and no it's not a joke, she posted a video of herself being pissed on by the pie fucker from American Pie.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6BjFc)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (LiyEm)
Really glad to hear this. Good luck, Mr. Spencer.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: DaveA at August 20, 2018 07:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Ll1u)
There was this one girl with Parkinson's...
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:15 PM (NWiLs)
During the Battle of Bridge 14 in Angola, a Lt. van Vuuren killed 11 Cubans who had the audacity to climb atop his Eland armored car with his Star BM pistol. For his actions during the battle, van Vuuren was awarded the Honoris Crux, one of South Africa's highest award for bravery.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 07:15 PM (EoRCO)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycmc8dy7
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:13 PM (ctuyM)
Newwwwwp, that's pretty much hagiography right there.
ick.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:15 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (fA1SL)
My dog is weird. Mrs D put her watch on the counter and the dog sat there for ten minutes staring at it.
Weird.
Posted by: Diogenes
Why is that weird? It's obviously a watchdog.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (P1f+c)
Now I see why there are no two drink minimums on Monday nights.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (58Au8)
Posted by: Pvt Trigglypuff at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (vDqXW)
No?
Well she does.
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:12 PM
She also frequently mentions the paucity of peanut butter on graham cracker snacks, ear scratches, and belly rubs.
You might want to improve your performance in these crucial areas. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (ctuyM)
Our beasts don't howl like enraged midget wolves, ( and I love that imagery) but they willingly bark at absolutely nothing. My favorite is when one barks, and the other starts up without having the faintest idea of why.
Solidarity.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (V+V48)
To be fair, which of our generation in HS could have told you the significance of Chateau-Thierry.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
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The tp always goes over, never under.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 07:16 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:17 PM (lxZ71)
What's yours?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Zmow)
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Buying hobo skeletons off of eBay.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (dKiJG)
Wat? Link! Because this can't be real.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:17 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: A good guess at August 20, 2018 07:17 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)
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Hi moki! We're doing just peachy thanks. How're you and Mr. moki?
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (jC3Xc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (58Au8)
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)
What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)
Chicken.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (6Zmow)
Every Quittentide the ladies dress in their finery and parade about kitchen making gaseous noises with their armpits, while the gents drink, vomit and play "Monkey Rolls Yonder" in the parlor.
All the good boys and girls, quickly run to their closets and lock the doors , in hopes that St. Quitter will deposit kumquat-themed treats in their bedpans!
The carriage wheels are removed, placed in a pile and set aflame in memory of the first Quitting Day when Francis the Fishmonger set himself alight in protest of the treatment of someone no one can remember.
Hip, Hip , 'Ooray for Quitting Day!
Posted by: Tiny Tim at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (8A18y)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (vDqXW)
What's yours?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Zmow)
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Getting sold on eBay.
Posted by: People in ALHs Basement at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Guam tipper at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (/DvFd)
What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)
Braunschweiger
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: colfax mingo at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (U0YUr)
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)
Whenever people say that sort of thing around here I glance at the nicks and think AYFKM? and then I remember selection bias is a thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (y87Qq)
What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)
Beaver
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 07:20 PM (DxWUs)
What's yours?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:14 PM (6Zmow)
Is that hard to set up? I have accumulated stuff from my parents I have never gotten rid of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:19 PM (T6t7i)
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Omaha, Utah, Gold...uh, Pismo...
Pebble?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (jC3Xc)
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (dUJdY)
What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)
Beaver
Posted by: ALH
So Fish?
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (6BjFc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)
I just make him sammiches and clean after him.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (V+V48)
https://tinyurl.com/yctpef39
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (T71PA)
What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
With lots of mustard, liverwurst tastes like mustard.
If your mustard is strong enough to defend itself, that is...
Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (wkZlp)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)
Except for beef. And bacon. And long pig.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (AllCR)
No, it's very simple. A few clicks and pics and you're up and running.
If you have a lot of stuff, you might want to consider one of those companies that does estate sales for a fee.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Memememeeee.....! at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (9jfoy)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)
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Permit issues.
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (jC3Xc)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (AllCR)
It's real, I just disovered. There's a video (LiveLeak) of Jason Biggs pissing right on her face.
She claims she's not into that, but she does post shots of herself pissing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)
What's it taste like?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:18 PM (4ErVI)
The Devil's Taint, garlic and sassafras.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (EoRCO)
I had wondered if his delaying school for a year was to parlay his newfound lib fame into a better grade school, since his top picks all rejected him. Not just to take off time to focus on antigun stuff. My cynicism pays off yet again!
What if he is not Harvard grade deep down, have the alumni thought of that? Though they took Obama and other lib idiots, so the bar has definitely lowered over the years.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:21 PM (Y2VBD)
Chelsea Handler put out a sex tape to generate publicity and nobody wanted to watch it. She's a piece of work
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (dKiJG)
So it's probably got its own unique taste.
Probably I'd try it but I wouldn't want to buy a roll of it or some yuge amount.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:23 PM (AllCR)
This is not the FenelonSpoke comment I was expecting to read when I woke up this morning.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (y87Qq)
Utah, Omaha and the Limey beaches
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (6Ll1u)
I just make him sammiches and clean after him.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (V+V4
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I'd say he has it made!
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (jC3Xc)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (hvf9s)
It's the Special Ed Diploma.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Peyton Manning's Massive Melon at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (W6z+Y)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM
FIFY
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (gC2IV)
any help here? I live in seattle. I am not a prog. I am not a
libtard, but I often have to nod my head in silence for my own personal
safety. I am not kidding. I cannot move until my kids are out of
school. any advice?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
nurse is not exaggerating, unfortunately. I live in a close suburb, and a native. It is like there are two different realities. The real one that we here in AoS live in, and the false reality we disparage here every day.
Too many in Seattle today live in that false reality.
I wish I had some funny comment, but I can only be sad. Corporate workplaces around here in high tech are particularly onerous.
The real answer, other than CW2, is to break up the new Monopolies, including Amazon, FB, Apple, Twat, etc. It is these high tech organizations that are enforcing this new, anti-Constitutional group think. These corps make "eff-you" profits. So attack them where it hurts.
But advice for nurse? You can sell for top dollar today in this region.
Yes, SELL! You realize your kids are getting brainwashed, right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (LiyEm)
It's not as if I go looking for Chelsea Handler videos. I never knew who she was until somebody mentioned her on here and posted the video.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (AllCR)
What's yours?
Posted by: ALH
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Should have told me. The trash guys picked up over 50 trash bags of *treasures* from my fil's house today. I didn't think they'd do it so I told my wife to offer them 50 bucks cash when they showed. After they left she handed me the 50 back. I asked her what's up with that? She said she showed them her bewbies instead.
I said, you dropped your pants?!
An icepack will keep the swelling down, won't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (9rIkM)
I'm still beside myself pissed off.
Posted by: DitkaCA at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (kVjCi)
Same old tired excuse for these absolute child fucking degenerates.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:27 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (LiyEm)
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I feel happy!
Posted by: MTV at August 20, 2018 07:27 PM (vDqXW)
He's gayer than the guy who designed the pajamas, did the hairstyles, and was in charge of the interior decorations for that Liberace pajama party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:27 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (9rIkM)
No, better to amputate.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (6BjFc)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (alpTi)
Al Sharpton's Greatest Hits!
If you liked the Rev's cover of Aretha's Franklin's "R-E-S-P-I-C-T", you'll love Al's covers of the Jackson Five's "A-B-D" and Wilson Pickett's "6-3-4-5-7-8-8"!
Reverend Al also performs other Motown classics such as:
"I Heard It Through the Grape Wine"
"Tears of a Clone"
"Poppa Was a Rollin' Stove"
"Let's Get It In"
"Super Free"
"Signed, Sealed, with Liver"
"Three Times a Ladle"
"The Theme From 'Shep'"
"Poppa's Got a Brand New Bat"
"Midnight Train to Gorgeous"
"Mustang Salad"
"Respect Your Shelf"
"Get on the Good Food"
"You Are the Sunshine of My Wife" and
"Brick House Payment"!
And as an added bonus, if you act now, we promise not to send any of these Joe Scarborough Thrash Rock-CDs, even though he can't park the car in the garage anymore because the boxes are piled up to the ceiling and Mika is beating him at night because the seagulls are pooping on the convertible.
Act Now...Or Else Joe Gets Another Black Eye!
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (RuIsu)
A Panic at the Disco of a Flock of Beegulls.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (y87Qq)
In Iran.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:56 PM (9chmE)
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Iran so far away.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)"
Truth !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (58Au8)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Srsly, fried liverwurst, on rye with sliced raw onion and spicy brown mustard.
Your dog or cat will love it.
Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (wkZlp)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 20, 2018 07:24 PM (dKiJG)
She is a walking talking example of evil acts making one repulsive. She was pretty in her 20's then she sold her soul.
The more you know...
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (4ErVI)
Well, he's welcome over here any time
Posted by: Skipper Krystol at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (T71PA)
LOL.. reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Elaine says I don't know how you walk around with those things. I think it was the shrinkage episode.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (LiyEm)
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I would pee on Trigglypuff.
No big deal.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (6BjFc)
I bought a tin of that a couple of years ago and took a whiff and it smelled like cat food!
Took a small taste on a cracker and nearly barfed. Tossed it. If my cat had still been alive I'd have given it to him even though the poop probably would've smelled like hell.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (/tuJf)
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Kind of like The Fruitcake.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
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It was. It's how Elaine ends the conversation.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (6Zmow)
Hello there, bluebell. Welcome to the sausage and piss thread.
*weak smile*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (y87Qq)
Act Now...Or Else Joe Gets Another Black Eye!
Is it wrong that I heard that in the Eddie Murphy Buckwheat character's voice?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (hI/80)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (Ib/RG)
Is this a joke about Chinese food?
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:32 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: a short trip at August 20, 2018 07:32 PM (z0jlY)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:25 PM (/tuJf)
We have a mathom closet.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (Ndje9)
Well done!
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:32 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (y87Qq)
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Oh dear, is that what y'all are taking about? Maybe I'll go back to folding clothes.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (dUJdY)
Especially Professor X at Harvard, who pumped and dumped me freshman year, then took up with that blonde cheerleader bimbo. Bitch.
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
We'll be having dinner Wednesday night with a 95 y.o. who came ashore at Omaha and served with Patton. His current wife has outlived a Marine and another guy. She's nearly 90 and has a personal trainer come to their house and keep them spry for all their world travels.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:29 PM (LiyEm)<<<
Eww. Never.
Posted by: R-Kelly at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (W6z+Y)
It looks that good.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (lxZ71)
Rumor is that Gen Z is turning into a surprisingly redpilled generation. (Backed up by marketing research; much more socially and fiscally conservative than Gen Z or Millennials.) If that turns out to be the case, watch those teen voter drives dry up reaaaaaal fast!
https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9416
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (lxZ71)
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Meanwhile Nick Offerman is doing this bullshit radio commercial about the daily terror LGBT apparently face because it's legal to fire them in 30 states yet.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (vDqXW)
Delish!
Braunschweiger?
Almost exactly the same as Liverwurst.
Delish!
Both sort of a cheap version of Foie Gras.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (9q7Dl)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
*tRiGgErReD*
REEEEEEEeeeeeeee
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (lxZ71)
All the more reason not to hide it. Anonymity on the net is one thing because it's war, but this is kindly cowardly.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (gC2IV)
I live in dread that I will someday inherit my mothers collection of Hummels and other tchotchke.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
Especially Professor X at Harvard, who pumped and dumped me freshman
year, then took up with that blonde cheerleader bimbo. Bitch.
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:33 PM (Ib/RG)<<<
Oh, crap. I thought I wiped your mind of that.
Posted by: Prof Charles Xavier at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (W6z+Y)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (dUJdY)
It looks that good.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (lxZ71)
Yeah I used to buy him some stuff that was more expensive and it looked like stew.
The deviled ham looked like the really cheap cat food where you'd get four or five cans for a buck. Smelled like it too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (dUJdY)
*tRiGgErReD*
REEEEEEEeeeeeeee
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (y87Qq)
Chicken.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (UFyv9)
I actually like a well made fruitcake. But I admit, it's better with dried cherries, dates and almonds or pecans, rather than the glacé stuff.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (V+V48)
As someone more astute on male/female relations, John Riggins, once said to Sandra Day O'Connor: "Loosen up Sandy, you're too tight."
Sarah Jeong = crazy bitch
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (mvvCm)
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
Check out what Hummels are going for on the internet. You'll be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
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Pretend they're zucchini and leave them in your sister's car when she forgets to lock the door some day.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (JJZzu)
An icepack will keep the swelling down, won't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 07:26 PM (9rIkM)
That's what I told her, too!
Posted by: Keith Ellison at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (UsCnO)
I had an open bottle in my booze cabinet for a couple years, and it's been chillin' in my fridge for about 6 months.
What can I say, I just don't drink that much.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (6BjFc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)
Check out what Hummels are going for on the internet. You'll be pleasantly surprised.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (ptqGC)
It's a sub-plot on Better Call Saul.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (kQs4Y)
Yea but they are my mothers and they are from when we lived in Germany way back when. She'll probably make me swear to never sell them.
The horror.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jack Lord at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (8O3HH)
Delish!
Braunschweiger?
Almost exactly the same as Liverwurst.
Delish!
Both sort of a cheap version of Foie Gras.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (9q7Dl)
Best in small doses. The metallic taste gets a bit overwhelming.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (gC2IV)
way back when. She'll probably make me swear to never sell them.
Canoe accident?
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (UFyv9)
The birds of summer have mostly gone south, except for the little hummers.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2018 07:38 PM (+Q/QS)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (alpTi)
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 07:28 PM (6BjFc)
I bought a tin of that a couple of years ago and took a whiff and it smelled like cat food!
Took a small taste on a cracker and nearly barfed. Tossed it. If my cat had still been alive I'd have given it to him even though the poop probably would've smelled like hell.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:30 PM (4ErVI)
Huh. I've liked it since I was a kid. I don't eat it all the time or anything, but I'll make a sandwich with it once in a while as a change of pace.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (dUJdY)
Yea but they are my mothers and they are from when we lived in Germany way back when. She'll probably make me swear to never sell them.
The horror.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (/tuJf)
Get a curio cabinet. Nothing says old people like several curio cabinets with lots of little junk in them.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (6Zmow)
When my parents sold their house I ended up with a lot of furniture and stuff from them. A lot. The house I own is practically a museum. On the one hand all of this stuff is familiar to me, and a number of things have been in either family for a long time. On the other hand I didn't have to shell out a lot of money for good furniture.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (UFyv9)
Thanks. Now I will never get to sleep tonight.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Weak Geek at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (6Gx7R)
it's better with dried cherries, dates and almonds or pecans, rather
than the glacee stuff.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (V+V4
The older brother of our Sri Lankan student was married earlier this summer. Yuge wedding, and the signatories were the past and present presidents of the country.
Student's mom sent us a box of the wedding cake (in beautiful, individual boxes wrapped in gold fabric), and it's fruit cake. And it's delicious. I put the box in the freezer to share with others this fall and winter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)
The only thing that lives in vodka is drunken bacteria and they're to shitfaced to harm you so you're good.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (T71PA)
How's your daughter?
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (JJZzu)
That puts a whole new spin on the Xavier/Jean Grey relationship!
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (hvf9s)
Training is my guess giving them the benefit of the doubt
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (6Zmow)
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Mix some wicked bongs in amongst the Hummels.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (/+2fq)
Huh. I've liked it since I was a kid. I don't eat it all the time or anything, but I'll make a sandwich with it once in a while as a change of pace.
Mumsey Dearest would make me sammiches of that stuff. It's OK, but not something I'd seek out anymore. And I'll occasionally get a tin of it at the grocery store for grins and giggles. B'Gal can't stand it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (gC2IV)
That's me, Lord, Jack.
Yep.. knew it as soon as I hit post.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (dUJdY)
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Nevermind then.
Posted by: Jack Lord at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (
******
This is a lesson for us all.
When zucchini is ready to pick, do not leave your windows open when you go to Bluebell 's church.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (fA1SL)
Anyway, like I was sayin', pickles is the fruit of the steppe.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:42 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)
When foi gras is outlawed, only outlaws will have foi gras. And the rich, so suck it proles.
Posted by: Food Network at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (sXefu)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsl8j8c
And how about going back to 1945 and not just 1947?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/nqvnlo2
I wonder what a grand jury will say about this 70 years from now?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8dydndc
See you in a couple of days.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:39 PM (0QYMt)
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Sounds to me like you could use a few Hummels.
Seriously, it sounds like you got some nice things from your folks and some nice memories all at once. Lucky.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (JJZzu)
............
You'll know if it comes home with tattoos and smelling like reefer.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (alpTi)
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (V+V48)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (NWiLs)
* longs for pickled garlic *
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
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It's lunchtime over there. They're all out to lunch.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (JJZzu)
Short answer, No.
******
This is true. Buy it can turn Cindy S. into a very naughty girl.
So I'm told by a friend.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Jack Lord at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (8O3HH)
I would take a dump on her fce though
Posted by: Beavis at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (eYLLL)
I'm at the stage where I am unburdening myself from stuff. My needs are simple. I require no curio cases.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
Aren't they GMT +10? Lazy bastards.
Posted by: Food Network at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (sXefu)
I would take a dump on her fce though
Posted by: Beavis at August 20, 2018 07:44 PM (eYLLL)
I see you know how to treat women.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (6Zmow)
They recently bought and built a kit house and the day before they were to move in, arsonists burned it down.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
> not when you're forced to listen to Michelle Wolf
Or see her. Or (likely) smell her.
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)
Looking at potted meat online, it sounds pretty awful.
I'm betting there's a deviled ham that would be good, probably one homemade from a recipe to taste. It was just the Underwood was awful. Probably it's an acquired taste or something you like as a kid.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (4ErVI)
............
You'll know if it comes home with tattoos and smelling like reefer.
sounds like Valu-Ripe
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (NmR1a)
I wouldn't pee on Chelsea Handler if she were on fire.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)
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Except for the Hummels.
Maybe you'll get lucky and your mom will leave you the one she has, too.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:35 PM (6Ll1u)
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No. Deviled ham is the good potted meat.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)
Me too. Hence the selling on eBay.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (6Zmow)
My money is on the anti-Australian bigots in your neighborhood. It's a little-known offshoot of the Klan.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (Ib/RG)
...
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 20, 2018 07:36 PM (kQs4Y)
It would kill all microbes, so I'd think no. I find it ironic that human waste is toxic to humans and microbe waste (ethanol) is toxic to microbes, yet microbes can thrive in human waste and humans can consume microbe waste (ethanol).
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (alpTi)
The V2 solution. You can really get bombed
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (alpTi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
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Jane, that's awful! Why would anyone do that? Did they know them?
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (JJZzu)
First it was 6:30. Then it was 7:00. Then 7:30.
My barby is going to get cold before I can get the shrimp on it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)
at a previous location of domicilage, there were times of the year when it was not safe to have a front porch.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (NmR1a)
I think we know why. Isn't life grand?
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (lxZ71)
All the more reason not to hide it. Anonymity on the net is one thing because it's war, but this is kindly cowardly.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (Y2VBD)
***********************
#walkaway and be proud.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (5Mk4N)
Ever see the generic stuff that's too nasty to even be labeled Spam or deviled ham? "Potted Meat Food Product", it's called.
I've never had the nerve to try it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (Ib/RG)
X 2 more hrs = 1086 comments before the ONT
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (lxZ71)
Don't tell me it's raining, just pee on me!
Posted by: Chelsea Handler at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (8O3HH)
Heh there's a review online that says Dollar Store Deathwish: Potted Meat.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (gC2IV)
There are few topics of absolute mastery by the Horde, but this is obviously one of them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (V+V4
Yup...best fruitcake I ever had was homemade.
Not all citrusy but loaded with dried fruits and nuts.
Like a heavy, dense pound cake.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (JJZzu)
Nope. Thankfully, all their belongings were in storage. The wife (our friend from church) is a gorgeous young woman who kills and skins crocs for a living.
Go figure.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 07:49 PM (wkZlp)
All the Lyme tests were negative, but there is something going on because she has some bad white blood counts, and gamma globulin. We head back to the neurologist in a couple of weeks, and she is starting classes next week with her cane. I want to put flame decals on it so it will look like she is going faster, but she won't humor me.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (V+V48)
What? They've gotten pretty good at removing the tire marks.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (T6t7i)
It's coming up on 10:00 am. That better have been one hell of a breakfast meeting.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)
Tell them I was waiting so long that a dingo ate my baby.
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (sXefu)
I've never had the nerve to try it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (Ib/RG)
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I was blue collar as a kid in a big, Catholic family. We ate potted meat.
Deviled ham is better.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (vDqXW)
Seriously, it sounds like you got some nice things from your folks and some nice memories all at once. Lucky.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:43 PM (JJZzu)
The Hummels went to the various sisters-in-law and the older granddaughters. I actually got silverware, and the old desk (1841) and other stuff. Wouldn't trade any of it until I have to.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC)
Kilogram cake. I wonder how dense they are? One little slice of it probably has a day's worth of calories.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (f6lTY)
Awesome Bluebell! I will have to read it sometime. Love me some decent historic fiction.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:51 PM (hvf9s)
362 comments in 1 hr
X 2 more hrs = 1086 comments before the ONT
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (lxZ71)
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Maybe, but with Shep whipping his pud, and Keith Ellison whipping his women, we may not be able to keep up the pace.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (JJZzu)
>>Aren't they GMT +10? Lazy bastards.
It's coming up on 10:00 am. That better have been one hell of a breakfast meeting.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (/tuJf)
That sounds like Melbourne time, if you are Eastern TZ. And, for the Aussies, tomorrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (8iiMU)
I would not fault anyone.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (lxZ71)
Your daughter sounds very persistent with her studies. :^) Would you like me to put her back on Wednesday's prayer list for resolution and healing?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (0QYMt)
That's really sweet. I have a few heirlooms that I wouldn't part with, either.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)
Where do you display your Hummel collection?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (hI/80)
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:52 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (0QYMt)
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Wow, I wouldn't either! Sounds like you got some lovely heirlooms.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:50 PM (fA1SL)
If we had been given SPAM, but not fried rice omelettes, dayenu.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (y87Qq)
Sydney. I love that city.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (2DOZq)
SPAM was actually invented by a French chef who worked for Hormel,a way to use pork shoulders.
It's salt and meat scraps. What's to invent?
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:53 PM (LiyEm)
I love SPAM. Haters can FOAD.
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (sXefu)
What is a can meme?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (AllCR)
She won a plate at a wives auction once. 1976 collectible plate. No idea what it's worth.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: moviegique at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (oRIVo)
The Nazis treated her and her fellow nuns barbarously. Hitler hated her art (but that didn't stop his cronies from grabbing the money).
She wound up dying of tuberculosis shortly after the war, at age 37.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 07:54 PM (LiyEm)
I mean, if it was salt and pig anuses, it would be called SPANUS.
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 07:51 PM (hvf9s)
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LizLem, it's one of the few modern fiction books I have read and enjoyed because I just can't stand the violence and sex and foul language in most of them, to be perfectly honest. I would never have read it but my friend came to visit 8 years ago and brought it to me, and we are very much alike, so I knew I could trust her judgment! And I really liked it.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: SweetAndy at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (Mo5Uy)
I wouldn't pee on Chelsea Handler if she were on fire.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (8O3HH)
I'd use the fire to cook eggs, bacon, and sausage.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (Y2VBD)
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Get your kicks on Route sixty-five!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:48 PM (5Mk4N)
Roll over Salieri and tell Chopin the news!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (V+V48)
Very popular in the South Pacific to this day. Tribesmen who knew claimed that it was the closest thing you could get to human meat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (/tuJf)
praying over that child since 2010. I don't want to cause prayer
fatigue. But she surely needs it.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (V+V4
You've been on my list for a while now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Department of Sanitation at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (T6t7i)
Quitting time? I got home from work, got the dogs out, cooked sausages and chicken and will be headed out soon to give Dan a bath. Then tonight I have to unload 100 pounds of kibble, change the water in all the pens, fill up food buckets, get the monsters fed and put up for the night and give the house girls their evening Spam before they yell the house down.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (LsBY9)
Surely, you haven't forgot about Dickman's Rolled Pig, which was featured here a few months ago?
https://tinyurl.com/yb63fqrj
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (jDF8P)
I'm sorry for her ongoing struggles, but I am more than glad to put people back on the prayer list if I know they or their loves ones would like that to happen.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 07:58 PM (AllCR)
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So, as many know, Bozo Conservative and I are getting married, and are of an age where we both have too many things. So we are not registering for gifts. Instead think that we should give each wedding guest (current count 11) a special vintage gift.
And by special vintage gift, I mean "something I don't feel like taking to Salvation Army or selling at a garage sale."
"Thank you for coming to the wedding. Your parting gift is a set of 12 white linen napkins and napkin rings."
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 07:58 PM (SbIX4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (/tuJf)
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You can always start beaning her with Hummels if she won't give them up. Solves two problems at once.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (y87Qq)
I did note that the 3 events she's starting with are in SF, NYC, and Chicago. That's really hitting us in the heart of Trump country, isn't it? How many incumbent Republicans are involved?
The horror! The horror!
Posted by: George LeS at August 20, 2018 07:59 PM (59GGI)
That's funny and a good idea. I guess it's "wedding regifting" ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (AllCR)
It's like you read my mind.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (/tuJf)
"Thank you for coming to the wedding. Your parting gift is a set of 12 white linen napkins and napkin rings."
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 07:58 PM (SbIX4)
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Oh, that's a lovely parting gift! Can I come?
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (JJZzu)
Instead think that we should give each wedding guest (current count 11) a special vintage gift.
Good way of getting rid of the blood-stained axe.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (LsBY9)
https://tinyurl.com/yb63fqrj
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 07:57 PM (jDF8P)
Institutional Meat Food!
When you lived through the 1930s eating sawdust sandwiches, all of this stuff tastes like heaven.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (4ErVI)
His story is almost as dumb as he is. He says he told the wife he wanted to separate (b/c he's banging some other chick) and she went into one of the girl's rooms and started strangling the kid. Dad says he watched her do this on the baby monitor downstairs. Uh, dumbass, it takes several minutes to strangle somebody to death. No father would just stand there watching his kid be strangled on a monitor. He'd sprint upstairs and stop it. We've all seen the photos of this 200+ lb. guy, and he obviously lifts weights and is buff (probably did it to impress the mistress), and there is no way his preggo little wife could have out-muscled him. As alibis go, this is one of the stupidest ones anybody ever conceived. He should get an extra penalty at sentencing just for thinking anybody would believe such an obviously bullshit story.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:01 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:01 PM (HWL85)
Should they hang him twice?
Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 07:56 PM (/tuJf)
Or you could buy the same thing on eBay. If you can't find it there you don't need it.
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 07:37 PM (fA1SL)
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It goes on your banh mi. Or not, if you are a heathen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (EZebt)
But if you pee on her now you might prevent a fire! Thank you for your service...
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 08:02 PM (TQyCa)
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (QgDuz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: ALH at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (6Zmow)
Not these. There were my great, great grandmothers.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (/tuJf)
Remember Alanskies Rules for Radicals, and the one about making the position live up to their standards?
Seems like tat is beginning to bite the left in the ass.
So the only thing they can do is change the definitions that they imposed.
https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=394559
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (wldC6)
You hear this?
Last week The Boston Globe claimed to receive a bomb threat (the day of their political stunt).
Boston Police said they didn't believe it to be serious.
But guess who's still "investigating" this bomb threat anyway....
Take a wild guess...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (HWL85)
The Germans were selling their old self-propelled artillery?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (SiINZ)
Hah. There are some gorgeous ones out there. That plus sentimentality, and I don't blame you!
That reminds me of a class I attended called "Grandma's Yellow Pie Plate." About how to divvy up family property and heirlooms without causing a family feud in the process. Very useful!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G6oWbJZrD8
http://msuextension.org/publications/FamilyFinancialManagement/MT199701HR.pdf
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 08:04 PM (hvf9s)
Only you can prevent dumpster fires!
Posted by: Smokey the Bear, peeing on Chelsea Handler at August 20, 2018 08:04 PM (8O3HH)
Spam has spicy flavorings, and maybe too much salt.
Scrapple has those crunchy, gristly bits.
I'll eat either with fresh coffee, hash browns and eggs.
Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 08:04 PM (wkZlp)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (alpTi)
I live in SW Washington. If you cannot move, look into getting a concealed weapons permit, get a gun and learn how to shoot. I went through California in the 70s and I can assure you this is going to get a whole lot worse.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:05 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:00 PM (4ErVI)
When it comes to meat and not meat, there's no question - I reach for the smooth, Meefy taste of Meef™ brand denatured flesh product! The only tinned carcass made with real molten boron, you just can't beat Meef™! Meef™'s patented fractional meat distillation process guarantees that squeaky texture and rich Meefy musk you just can't get out of your sinuses. Also try new Meef™ Lite - all of the slightly familiar flavor of original Meef™ and only 30 grams of cartilage per serving. Meef™ - ask for it by name or crude pantomime! Now available in a plain brown wrapper.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:06 PM (y87Qq)
Not these. There were my great, great grandmothers.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (/tuJf)
Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
Punctuation saves lives.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)
Use them for target practice, have bonding time with guns, make everyone happy.
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 08:06 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 08:07 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 08:07 PM (6BjFc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (LsBY9)
Loved that stuff as a kid. Cut into slices, roll it in flour, fry it up and put syrup on it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (4ErVI)
Loved that stuff as a kid. Cut into slices, roll it in flour, fry it up and put syrup on it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (4ErVI)
I just saw your note about the Sri Lankan wedding cake- that is just beautiful. And fruitcake seems to be the traditional wedding cake for the Middle East- when my husband and I flew back from Kuwait to get married, the airlines made a wedding cake for us for the flight, and it was a fruitcake. It was pretty good, too.
Posted by: Moki at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (V+V48)
Plugged into the amp, when I hit that E chord for "rising up in the air," it feels like a bass drum being struck.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (+Q/QS)
Any alcoholic drink at 80 proof (40% alcohol) or higher should be shelf-stable until you drink it all, or until it evaporates.
Lower-alcohol stuff should be refrigerated. Even then, I don't bother for anything that won't obviously go off quickly. Lower-proof flavored rums sit on the shelf with the rest of the good booze. Irish Cream, vermouth (basically wine), etc. goes in the fridge.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (wldC6)
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM
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thank you Kallisto.
and yes, we very well might be the first AoS marriage.
the date is the last friday in february. I've emailed Mis Hum, and the HQ might do some wedding releated things as the date gets closer.
personally, I think BC needs an ONT bachelor party.
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:08 PM (SbIX4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:09 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:09 PM (HWL85)
Just like god intended for it to be eaten.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:10 PM (wldC6)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:10 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:01 PM
He's lucky the judge said ix-nay to the defense's request. Any DNA found on the kids' nails would point to him, not Mom. It was his lawyers who came up with it, I doubt it was him.
It's really a twisted defense, almost like saying he's the hero. He took out the evil baby-killing wife, give him a medal, don't put him in prison. Boo hoo, she killed his kids and he went crazy. It could happen to any other mild-mannered Dad out there.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:10 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: bluebell
You get a box of nails.
How about some shingles?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:10 PM (S6Pax)
https://tinyurl.com/yckqbxhl
It's about Naomi Wu which you might have heard from Maker magazine or other news sources. I read about her on Maker. Basically, she's a pretty neat woman from China that makes a lot of wearable tech and DIY tech projects. So Vice magazine wanted to interview her and she was experienced with working with other journalists so she gave them a list of ground rules that would keep her safe. There's a number of reasons she needs protect her safety there in China so there's a list of things she couldn't discuss. Off limits were relationships, sexual orientation, family status etc..
So Vice agreed and they did the interview. But afterward they sent a bunch of weird questions to her. The exact sort of questions she said no to. So they wanted to publish, without her consent, a bunch of rumors about her relationship. She begged them not too. And they published her begging emails.
She fought back, in her own way, by creating "video shoes" which would display info about the dude at Vice that was basically trying to dox her. That started to win her some support against Vice.
So they sent Jeong in to finish her off with a nasty public relations campaign. The kind of arrogant elitist crap she pulls in twitter but this time towards a Chinese national. And Jeong's leftist journo fans loved it. Loved seeing Jeong put a "nobody" Chinese girl in her place. Naomi lost most of her support, she's not rich to begin with, and is back to working freelance in China to get by.
I think this might get more traction. I hope it does.
Posted by: bananadream at August 20, 2018 08:11 PM (YR7aL)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:11 PM (HWL85)
Ever buy a can of corn and then the day you open the can you realize you bought Cream of Corn?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:09 PM (HWL85)
And had to call in a HazMat team to handle it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:11 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:09 PM
When that happens, two words: Corn fritters.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:11 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (lxZ71)
It definitely does not correspond with his actions after he reported them missing.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
Another food item that gets maple syrup on it.
Damn...now I'm getting hungry again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (wldC6)
You get a box of nails.
How about some shingles?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018
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Hey! Those are MY nails and shingles! You have not taken legal possession yet!
Also.... everyone knows that the females get matching glassware, and the men get nails/shingles. It's in Emily Post.
/ do they teach nothing in Charm School in Ohio?
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:13 PM (SbIX4)
Posted by: shibumi
Yeah, if I don't fall asleep first.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:13 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 08:14 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:14 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: shibumi
So are you giving Bluebell the Hello Kitty glasses if she does come?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (S6Pax)
"Gilligan's Island" castaway pups rescued from island off of Canada:
https://tinyurl.com/yayjd2hd
Good night everyone. Thx for the conversation!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (Y2VBD)
Front hole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)
I got a camel saddle and a painting of Billy Carter's horse.
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (QgDuz)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (S6Pax)
Drinking glasses or sunglasses?
Or drinking sunglasses?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Marcus at, White as a cracker at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (gl2Ev)
Now it's all falling into place.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
Yum. Delicious little balls of deep fried corny goodness soaked in maple syrup.
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (jm1YL)
Do you think 'The Moron Horde Book of Instant Gratification' will draw a few bids?
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (alpTi)
>>> personally, I think BC needs an ONT bachelor party.
Gun range bachelor parties are popular out here. Guys going shooting together for the day. Red state life, hah!
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 08:17 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 08:17 PM (I16G8)
*Suggested edit*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:17 PM (wldC6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)
cf. "human lower horn".
Posted by: Lrrr at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Tiny Tim at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (8A18y)
Now it's all falling into place.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
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Yeah. It sounds exactly like: Accuse others of what you're doing.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 08:19 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:19 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:19 PM (89T5c)
Not these. There were my great, great grandmothers.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:03 PM (/tuJf)
Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
Punctuation saves lives.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)
Or takes it away.
*looks at Fenelon.*
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 08:19 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:20 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:20 PM (SiINZ)
Exactly like it. This is going to be explosive.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:20 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)
So instead of calling someone a "Pussy" I will from now on call them a "Front Hole".
Wouldn't want to offend them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 08:20 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 08:21 PM (LiyEm)
Front hole.
-
Some smartass on Twatter was joking (I think) that white people use those divider bars at grocery store checkouts racistly to make sure their stuff isn't touched by a minority's stuff but people in the comments took it seriously. Damn white people, segregating their groceries!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 08:21 PM (5Mk4N)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI)
I've had it a couple of times. I don't think it's a whole lot different than sausage.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (sdi6R)
It's the kind of shit you'd eat if you had nothing else to eat. But to claim to "prefer it" ... well, that's like those fuckers that swear up and down they prefer fat girls.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (fiGNd)
Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.
Oh yeah?
Posted by: Backhoe operator at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (IqV8l)
Now it's all falling into place.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:16 PM (/tuJf)
A Ha!
So Trump was colluding with RUSSIANS!
/MSM low-info voters everywhere
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Make it idiot-proof, and Nature will design a better idiot.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (P1f+c)
Front hole.
**************************************************
If it's a really good-looking one you may call it a fox hole.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (2NqXo)
Per GP: Health website says the term vagina is not gender inclusive. You must use the term "front hole" instead.
Oh yeah?
Posted by: Backhoe operator at August 20, 2018 08:23 PM (IqV8l)
Back Hoe?!
That's Racsisst!
Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (1g7ch)
Congratulations!
That could be a wonderful idea for gifts.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (lxZ71)
I'll see that, and raise you this, which is a real product:
https://www.barelyedible.co.uk/2012/01/mr-brains-pork-faggots/
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (Ib/RG)
---Hey BC, Shoot Point Blank is opening up a new facility in Lewis Center. Just say'n.
I love me some good scrapple. But bad scrapple is worse than ketchup on eggs. Yak.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
_________________
But it does correspond with his actions before the murders.
One of the wife's friends says that the wife suspected he was having an affair because he had been so cold to both her and the girls for weeks before their deaths.
It's clear now that he had already decided to kill them all, and he was emotionally distancing himself from them so that he could do the deed.
One of the weirdest aspects of this case is the photo that the mom posted on FB. Shortly before their murders, her girls had taken a life-size doll they had and wrapped her in a shroud with the fabric over her face (sort of like the cops do with dead bodies at murder scenes) and laid her out on the couch. The mom had joked about it, saying she didn't know what to make of it, but at least it showed the two girls had each other's backs. Makes one wonder if the girls had some type of premonition about what was coming.
Anyway, I hope he gets what he deserves, but juries can sometimes be incredibly gullible (see, e.g., the Casey Anthony jury), especially when the defendant is attractive.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (lxZ71)
https://tinyurl.com/y7dj4zc2
But, hey, who *doesn't* have sex toys delivered to their office?
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (yzxic)
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Drinking glasses or sunglasses?
Or drinking sunglasses?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018
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They are drinking glasses.
And no, those were a gift!
/why would I get rid of anything Hello Kitty?
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (SbIX4)
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (RuIsu)
Deripaska is extremely close with Putin, he's not just a run of the mill Russian oligarch. And both he and Putin were desperate to get the sanctions that were put on both Russia and individuals like Deripaska removed.
In retaliation for the sanctions, Putin started shutting down Russian adoptions. That was supposed to be what the meeting at Trump tower was all about.
If the FBI or Hillary or some combination offered sanctions relief in exchange for made up dirt on Trump .. holy shit.
Might explain at least one of the topics Trump and Putin talked about in their private meeting in Finland.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (/tuJf)
I had to come home early from work today anyway. Wife had emergency to
take care of, I had to take care of one of the kids. That's life for
you.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (gjGvH)
And no, the emergency did not involve anyone called Paolo.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (gjGvH)
I'll have to fight for them with Eris, I bet. Or maybe Anna Puma.
So far I've got the napkins and rings, the nails and shingles, and the Hello Kitty glasses, right? It's like I'm getting married!
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (wldC6)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (HWL85)
Good night horde
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (nBr1j)
That could be a wonderful idea for gifts.
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM
--
Thank you Skip!
However, you should not be encouraging me. LOL.
Coming soon: Shibumi's AoS Emporium of Rock and Roll crew shirts. Not available to the public! They make a great X-mas gift!!
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (SbIX4)
> It's the kind of shit you'd eat if you had nothing else to eat.
You can learn to love just about any food if you're introduced to it at an age before you know better.
That said, I'm not sure why carp gets a bad rap. It's just standard freshwater fish with respect to taste. Kinda bony, but that's what soup is for.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)
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We went over this the other day. It's an asymptote.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: morigu at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (Eu98u)
"But, hey, who *doesn't* have sex toys delivered to their office?"
*Raises paw*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (wldC6)
Only when sending to another co-worker in their name for the humor factor. "Hey Joe, what're you doin' with that 12" black dildo from the mailroom?"
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:29 PM (gjGvH)
Add some Spam and Pan Fried Small Intestines in there - and By God, you got yourself a meal !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:29 PM (fiGNd)
I'll have to fight for them with Eris, I bet. Or maybe Anna Puma.
So far I've got the napkins and rings, the nails and shingles, and the Hello Kitty glasses, right? It's like I'm getting married!
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018
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no, no no! The Hello Kitty glasses are not in play!
however... there are Vintage Barbie dolls! Vintage board games! And literally dozens of small Burger King Kids Meal toys! Decorative beer steins! Something for everyone!
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (SbIX4)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 08:27 PM (nBr1j)
He was sticking with his mama.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (lxZ71)
There is no peak stupid.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:22 PM (89T5c)
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We went over this the other day. It's an asymptote.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (JJZzu)
They always make a better idiot.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (wldC6)
Posted by: LizLem at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (hvf9s)
Wait a minute, braunschweiger is Fritz food, how can it be a feast?
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (kiSdp)
One of the wife's friends says that the wife suspected he was having an affair because he had been so cold to both her and the girls for weeks before their deaths.
It's clear now that he had already decided to kill them all, and he was emotionally distancing himself from them so that he could do the deed.
One of the weirdest aspects of this case is the photo that the mom posted on FB. Shortly before their murders, her girls had taken a life-size doll they had and wrapped her in a shroud with the fabric over her face (sort of like the cops do with dead bodies at murder scenes) and laid her out on the couch. The mom had joked about it, saying she didn't know what to make of it, but at least it showed the two girls had each other's backs. Makes one wonder if the girls had some type of premonition about what was coming.
Anyway, I hope he gets what he deserves, but juries can sometimes be incredibly gullible (see, e.g., the Casey Anthony jury), especially when the defendant is attractive.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM
My gut feeling is, he was having affairs with other men. He's so buff and well-groomed, his looks scream GAY to me. He was sick and tired of husband and daddy play-acting.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (2NqXo)
https://www.barelyedible.co.uk/2012/01/mr-brains-pork-faggots/
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (Ib/RG)
Don't forget the Doody family of Wolverhampton!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2698507.stm
Doesn't little Lewis look thrilled?
https://tinyurl.com/ycyvbvxl
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (HWL85)
...because Russians hacked the jurors
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (yzxic)
What, no homo rape?
Amateur.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (gjGvH)
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Sad, but true.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (JJZzu)
I first read this as "downloading a bottle of Valu-Rite." That needs to be a thing.
Here we are, nearly two decades into the 21st Century, and you still can't download booze.
Get busy, geeks! You've done a great job with the porn and the rock and roll, but you're dropping the ball on the booze and drugs end.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (jm1YL)
_________________
Yeah, I wondered about that too. But apparently, it was a woman he was boinking. The cops say that they found out within a day or so after the murders that he was having an affair with a woman he works with.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM
They were one of the best live bands ever.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (2NqXo)
*scratches Hilton Head off the retirement list*
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (gl2Ev)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (alpTi)
That's the one that John Kerry keeps trying to "report to", innit?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: shibumi
And really, she's not kidding.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (S6Pax)
Has Nikki Halley spoken out about this yet?
Posted by: EcoFreak WHat Is Teaching Your Kids at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (r9UYA)
I first read this as "downloading a bottle of Valu-Rite." That needs to be a thing.
Here we are, nearly two decades into the 21st Century, and you still can't download booze.
Get busy, geeks! You've done a great job with the porn and the rock and roll, but you're dropping the ball on the booze and drugs end.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:33 PM (Ib/RG)
3D printed booze.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (sdi6R)
The Dolly Parton meme link in the sidebar is perfect.
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM (jm1YL)
If you go a little further down the twitter comments, there's a picture of Dolly singing the lyrics about Jolene's auburn hair, ivory skin, and emerald eyes...and below is Ronald McDonald.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (gjGvH)
however... there are Vintage Barbie dolls! Vintage board games! And literally dozens of small Burger King Kids Meal toys! Decorative beer steins! Something for everyone!
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:30 PM (SbIX4)
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Okay, shibumi, it's just as well. There might have been a nasty fight. Plus, I'm sure Bozo wants his orange juice served in those.
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (JJZzu)
Crazy Ass Prediction: a Federal Judge Will ORDER President Trump to stop tweeting about Mueller's stuff on the grounds he's potentially tainting future jurors.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:28 PM (Ib/RG)
Here's the deal ... I was a literal kid from a very, very early age.
My mother couldn't cook a damn thing ... and my old man took a perverse pride in eating shit like hard boiled eggs with a beer chaser, liver and onions, etc... etc...
A match made in culinary heaven, those two. But - all the shit I was forced to eat - shitty pot-pies, homemade vegetable soup with a gruel-like consistency, liver and onions ... you get the idea ... I don't crave any of that bullshit. Never did.
No joke - they took me to a local country doctor because they thought I had a tape-worm. Nope - I just wouldn't eat. Because it all sucked. I figured out I could drink water to keep the hunger pangs down.
One reason I took a job as soon as possible was to skip dinner at home. I shit you not.
When I got to boot camp ... I was the happiest fucker there for the first week. Because I could eat all the food.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Bert G at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM
I first read that as, who doesn't have sex toys delivered with their iced coffee?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:36 PM (2DOZq)
Twice I've come to check out the site today and twice I've gotten fishing popups. Once, the dreaded "This is from Microsoft..your computer is infected...call this number" and another one just now that wanted me to type in a username & password.
Thought you might want to know.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2018 08:36 PM (HT1Jh)
Front hole.
**************************************************
If it's a really good-looking one you may call it a fox hole.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
There are no atheists in a fox hole.
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 08:37 PM (6BjFc)
Crazy Ass Prediction: a Federal Judge Will ORDER President Trump to
stop tweeting about Mueller's stuff on the grounds he's potentially
tainting future jurors.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (HWL85)
How many liberals read his tweets? That would seem to be an easy disqualifier by Manafort and Co for future trials.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (gjGvH)
Get busy, geeks!
We had a 3D printer for booze. But someone pointed out you could just drink the ink and not buy the printer, so marketing killed the project.
The 2D printer industry ran with it though... virtually-free printers, really expensive ink.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 20, 2018 08:39 PM (bzfnL)
Posted by: bluebell
Well yes. I do have my orange juice in the Hello Kitty glasses.
YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 08:39 PM (S6Pax)
Wait a minute, braunschweiger is Fritz food, how can it be a feast?
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (kiSdp)
He was won over by the allure of their picklehaube helmets
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:39 PM (SiINZ)
argle bargle argle bargle
harumph harumph harump.
Hello my fellow 'rons and 'ronettes.
*twiddles thumbs*
Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:39 PM (nwORd)
Ace-
Twice I've come to check out the site today and twice I've gotten
fishing popups. Once, the dreaded "This is from Microsoft..your computer
is infected...call this number" and another one just now that wanted me
to type in a username password.
Thought you might want to know.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 20, 2018 08:36 PM (HT1Jh)
Might be something already on your device. I had that problem on the I-Pad we have, and went away when I cleared all data. That's what I get for having a hand-me-down ancient I-Pad that can't be updated anymore.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:40 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (4ErVI)
Oh, it's from all the regions. None of the region goes to waste.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 08:40 PM (y87Qq)
They can't trust her.
http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:34 PM
Are bayous front holes or back holes?
Now I've got Dave Edmunds' Louisiana Man in my head.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:41 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 08:37 PM
There are lots of Oh Gods.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Reggae Wayne at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2DOZq)
Is Braunschweiger in fact an attempt, using cargo-cult thinking, to imitate the superior foodstuffs of the prehistoric, worldwide Slavic super civilization?
Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (fA1SL)
The 2D printer industry ran with it though... virtually-free printers, really expensive ink.
Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 08:38 PM (P1f+c)
I worked in that industry for a while, and I can tell you that they charge more for ink, per ounce, than some of the finest wines out there.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (VkUFS)
A "woman" woman or an actually female natural born front holey type woman?
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:32 PM (kiSdp)
Fuck me.
The Old Man would get that shit by the roll, and strut around the damn trailer munching on that shit on crackers.
It stank like nobody's business. And the friggin' texture ... God, it wasn't firm. It wasn't like deer sausage. The shit smelled and felt spoiled.
Gah.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:43 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:43 PM (89T5c)
What were we talkin about?
Posted by: Hirrary Clinnon at August 20, 2018 08:43 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2DOZq)
My Mom once started making meat loaf and found out she didn't have any ketchup. So she used BBQ sauce and didn't say anything figuring we wouldn't notice.
We did. Oh boy did we notice.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (4ErVI)
My father tried to pass off cow tongue as roast beef one time. I didn't
fall for it because it tasted like what I imagined cow ass tasted like.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2DOZq)
Cow tongue is a tasty meat if done right. Although I'm reminded of the time the wife and I went to a place that served it and she says, "O Lord, I haven't had tongue in a looong time." That got stares.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (VkUFS)
Do you know who else gave the land of farmers he'd killed to Party members who knew nothing about agriculture?
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (DzFIB)
I almost died twice before I was 6 and I was old enough to have memories of that time and hearing my possible demise discussed. (I didn't know for sure then what they were talking about, that came later but I did understand some)
I became a very serious and shy person after that. Some people when faced with death and escape become outgoing and risk taking.
Me I shrunk in myself I think because anything I did might lead to being dead.
This ultimately ruined my life.
Trust me on this one: live life like it was going to end real soon. Do pretty much whatever seems to be a good idea (not hold my beer good ideas)
Be impulsive be yourself at the moment don't put off pleasure for later unless your sure it will outweigh the pleasure of the now.
Be kind to every one you meet.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (nwORd)
Admit it, Fritz rules the world!
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (kiSdp)
David Gergen?
Posted by: Hirrary Clinnon at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:46 PM (89T5c)
Lengua tacos. Pretty good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:46 PM (89T5c)
And tacos de cabeza.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:44 PM (fA1SL)
The Liverwurst was probably imposed upon you during the occupation years.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (4ErVI)
You liked boot camp food more than braunschweiger? You ain't from Indiana.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (kiSdp)
one time. I didn't fall for it because it tasted like what I imagined
cow ass tasted like.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (2DOZq)
Ha. I had a girlfriend in High School who's family raised rabbits and goats.
Went to her house for dinner and her mom brings out what looks like a roasted skinned cat and goat's milk for dinner
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:45 PM (nwORd)
You are a wise man, jakee308.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (lwiT4)
Lengua tacos. Pretty good.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:46 PM (89T5c)
Don't forget tripitas.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (jDF8P)
Has Nikki Halley spoken out about this yet?
Posted by: EcoFreak WHat Is Teaching Your Kids at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (r9UYA)
Word is somebody found a Dukes of Hazard flag on one of the farms. So, no.
Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 08:42 PM (VkUFS)
Barry O: Unmitigated success?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (SiINZ)
Well yes. I do have my orange juice in the Hello Kitty glasses.
YOU'RE IN MY HEAD!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018
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Some day you'll get to use the panda orange juice glasses. Or maybe the organge juice glasses with oranges on them.
Maybe for our five year anniversary?
/you think you kwow what is my house.. .but you have no idea. No. Idea.
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (SbIX4)
That does suck jake. You never got to experience the indestructible 18 year old syndrome.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (nwORd)
Posted by: freakd
___________________
Cops just said it was a woman he worked with. Haven't seen any photos of her yet, so don't know if she's a real woman or one of those "women" with 5:00 shadows and testicles under their skirts.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (fA1SL)
Ha. I had a girlfriend in High School who's family raised rabbits and goats.
Went to her house for dinner and her mom brings out what looks like a roasted skinned cat and goat's milk for dinner
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (sXefu)
Hey, I didn't drink cow's milk until I was a late teenager, and the first time I tried it I thought it was God Awful. Depends what you're used to.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (gjGvH)
Is that in the not-American Baseball League?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (lwiT4)
OMG.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (nwORd)
Racist
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (zRwJ/)
The farms were give to Mugabe's party members, they didn't have a clue on how to farm. You know the outcome I'm sure.
Posted by: Colin
Be sure to donate to UNICEF
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 08:50 PM (IqV8l)
OMG.
________________
Thaz raaaaaaacist. And real retarded, sir.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 08:50 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (SbIX4)
This is going to be incredible.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (lwiT4)
Has Nikki Halley spoken out about this yet?
Posted by: EcoFreak WHat Is Teaching Your Kids at August 20, 2018 08:35 PM (r9UYA)
Word is somebody found a Dukes of Hazard flag on one of the farms. So, no.
Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 08:48 PM (1g7ch)
You immediately made me imagine a South African version of Dukes of Hazzard.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Colin
Kind alike how the Israelis gave Gaza to the Palis and it turned to shit?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (Ydx5u)
Yeah, that will go over like a fart in church.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO)
You liked boot camp food more than braunschweiger? You ain't from Indiana.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:47 PM (kiSdp)
No ... I was born in Louisville. But regardless ... Southern Indiana is mostly NOT German. There's a couple places like Jasper ... but that's about it.
I liked the regular dining facility food at every damn place I was ever stationed or trained. It was usually simple and easy to eat. And I never once had to eat liver, or brussel sprouts, or anything fancied up.
Field Feeds were another story. By the end of my hitch - some of the MREs were better.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (fiGNd)
I have been getting a Safari warning at the home page about it consuming large amounts of memory.
So there may be something going on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (wldC6)
Front hole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM (89T5c)
For people who claim they respect science the left really hates biology
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 08:53 PM (SiINZ)
Stopped that after marriage; wife hates even the smell of liverwurst.
Bought some a few years ago when she was on a trip.
It no longer had the appeal.
As for heirlooms, I worry about trying to absorb even part of my folks' stuff.
Then I look around our house and wonder what the kids will do with ours, particularly my comics.
Posted by: Weak Geek at August 20, 2018 08:53 PM (uY5Ht)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM
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Yeah, he's just seen the Obvious Strange Things.
I have things from my late parents and two sets of grandparents. Plus... it's not like I don't have things of my own.
/and yes, I have told BC repeatedly that he should just get a sex bot. He's very, VERY stubborn.
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:53 PM (SbIX4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 20, 2018 08:54 PM (psr0y)
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 08:54 PM (WqPYg)
OMG.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (nwORd)
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N should be capitalized.
Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2018 08:54 PM (tOHeO)
Yeah, that will go over like a fart in church.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO)
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Only the ones that referred to them as vaginas to start with. That's the term that front hole is replacing.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 08:54 PM (I16G8)
Old Man ate that shit on crackers too. And just fucking LOVED to come hang around you when he did.
You know ... that old dude was just an ass-hole in alot of ways.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (UdKB7)
teenager, and the first time I tried it I thought it was God Awful.
Depends what you're used to.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (gjGvH)
I was used to things that came from hunting game or beef from a store. But her family basically survived by raising rabbits and poaching.
I thought we were poor, but I had no idea.
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (l9m7l)
Printer ink is more expensive per ounce than unicorn semen. And not an everyday unicorn, either. We're talking the unicorn equivalent of a Triple Crown winner that's bet put out to stud.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (Ib/RG)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO)
Ya mean that's not good?
Posted by: George at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (VkUFS)
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (UdKB7)
One of the front ones makes a lot of noise all the time, wildly varying in pitch and frequency as well.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (4ErVI)
Old Man ate that shit on crackers too. And just fucking LOVED to come hang around you when he did.
You know ... that old dude was just an ass-hole in alot of ways.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (fiGNd)
Mine did the same thing with sardines and mackerel.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (DzFIB)
Hey, I didn't drink cow's milk until I was a late
teenager, and the first time I tried it I thought it was God Awful.
Depends what you're used to.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:49 PM (gjGvH)
I was
used to things that came from hunting game or beef from a store. But her
family basically survived by raising rabbits and poaching.
I thought we were poor, but I had no idea.
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 08:56 PM (sXefu)
It's sorta like the taste of beef. I hate the corn-fed, prefer the grass-fed, as it has a stonger bovine flavor.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:58 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 08:58 PM (EoRCO)
So you still eat MREs for dinner?
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 08:55 PM (kiSdp)
Nope ...
... again - I don't get it. Sometimes you have to pick from a slate of shitty options. Sometimes you have to make that pick for days, weeks, months, or years.
But I can't figure out why that would create a nostalgia for "the good ol' days".
I probably just lack the emotional depth to appreciate it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 08:58 PM (fiGNd)
Gave Mr. Dan a bath, which he took well as all our guys do. Just a towel drying. He inherited from his great-grandfather Bubba that huge, extravagant Swedish coat that looks so lovely and mats so easily and turns into a mass of tangles the second a blow dryer is turned on it. A job for experts, like Her Majesty.
I now have an hour to myself.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 08:58 PM (LsBY9)
They can't trust her.
http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a
The White Indian speaks with forked tongue!! Lynch her!!
Posted by: Betrayed SJW Progs at August 20, 2018 08:59 PM (hvf9s)
Yeah, that will go over like a fart in church.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 08:51 PM (UsCnO)
Ya mean that's not good?
Posted by: George at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (Ydx5u)
Perhaps a queef in a church?
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:59 PM (gjGvH)
When I got to boot camp ... I was the happiest fucker there for the first week. Because I could eat all the food.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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You're from a poor part of one of those Southern states, eh? Appalachian Carolina? Kentucky?
Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 08:59 PM (wkZlp)
So there may be something going on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (wldC6)
Honestly, it probably does though.
I don't have the patience to phonebrowse the HQ without using Brave. Front page or comments. There are a LOT of ill-behaved ads.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)
I'd like to point out that women have two front holes and one around back too.
That goes for men too really.
Posted by: perfectly harmless candiru at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (YR7aL)
Or like the way that Venezuela has some of the largest oil deposits in the western hemisphere, but is now forced to import oil.
Or the way that Vietnam and Cambodia used to be the rice bowls of Asia.
Or the way that East Germany went from Mercedes and Porsches to Trabants.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (Ib/RG)
"I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who don't believe in global warming," Stevie Wonder said.
So the pro-science Wonder is telling the world that a lack of belief in Global Warming is what killed Aretha Franklin, is what gave her cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)
There are two others. Duh.
Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (sXefu)
I have been getting a Safari warning at the home page about it consuming large amounts of memory.
So there may be something going on.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 08:52 PM (wldC6)
Honestly, it probably does though.
I don't have the patience to phonebrowse the HQ without using Brave. Front page or comments. There are a LOT of ill-behaved ads.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (y87Qq)
I use a browser that allows me to easily disable javascripts I don't trust. Makes things run faster (except for those F*¢%ing sites that require it).
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (alpTi)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 08:57 PM (DzFIB)
He'd get a tin of those damn things from Kroger ... packed in that mustard shit ... and pull 'em out and eat 'em. Along with that "This'll put hair on your chest" bullshit.
Wolverine had incredible healing powers and those great claws. The Hulk had super strength. My Old Man's super power was pretty much being a human garbage disposal.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 20, 2018 09:02 PM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (5jVnA)
You want to be pounded too?
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:03 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (2DOZq)
There are two others. Duh.
Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at August 20, 2018 09:01 PM (sXefu)
ONLY TWO?!?!?
You've clearly never debriefed with a source before.
Posted by: Ali Watkins at August 20, 2018 09:03 PM (DzFIB)
107 degrees here in the San Joaquin Valley today. Probably hotter in
Phoenix. Smoke choking folks in Washington State today. Wish some of
the storms in the East could travel West.
Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 20, 2018 09:02 PM (BVQ+1)
That is no BS. West of the Cascade passes, smoke is barely bearable. It was like being in a smoker on the east side.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:04 PM (5jVnA)
They can't trust her.
http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)
Squaw have heap big bottle of fire water. Get confused and vote Republican. It honest mistake. Honest Injun
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (SiINZ)
Mustard sardines? All the other engineers love it when I bust out a can of those at work. I need to bring extra cans for them.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:04 PM (5jVnA)
You guys should have rounded up some carp, pig intestines, maybe a little bit of blood sausage ... and got that party started !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
But not too much. I've had a beef burrito, all natural!, that tasted like a wet cow smells. Ugh. To the trash it went.
Posted by: Hamburgers, Not Cow Hide at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (y0y4n)
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:03 PM (gjGvH)
Sorry. Grindr is over there ->
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (5jVnA)
I've got 7.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
Piker.
Posted by: Sandra F. - now with more of me to love at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (sXefu)
LOL. Progs are going nuts slagging Elizabeth Warren for *once having registered Republican*!!
They can't trust her.
http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 08:41 PM (vDqXW)
Squaw have heap big bottle of fire water. Get confused and vote Republican. It honest mistake. Honest Injun
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (SiINZ)
Maybe it was the part that was 1/64th Conservative (on her step-grandfather's side).
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (fiGNd)
Before we can sleep, it must die.
♪
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you it must die
Posted by: mindful webworker - bone-weary traveler at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (WvsMa)
Front hole.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 08:15 PM
The Stoopid...it must burn!
Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Little Lupe at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (Tyii7)
They can't trust her.
http://tinyurl.com/ydxnbc6a
The White Indian speaks with forked tongue!! Lynch her!!
Posted by: Betrayed SJW Progs at August 20, 2018 08:59 PM
Another Putin sleeper agent about to be activated. The Long March Through The Progressives is working!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 20, 2018 09:02 PM (BVQ+1)
Really. It's only 81 here in my little corner of the Bay Area.
Amazing the difference a single mountain range makes.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (IqV8l)
Okay everybody, count your orifices.
I've got 7.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
Does the navel count?
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Shemp! at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)
My mom could make a pizza that's worse than the shit at school. She made sauerkraut regularly because my dad had German ancestry. The funny thing is that I had sauerkraut at a German restaurant once (I can't remember why ... did I lose a bet?) and it wasn't as heinous.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (SbIX4)
KTY is trying to wheedle Hello Kitty converse sneakers
at a hundred bucks, I don't think so
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (CE6iV)
A flea and a fly in a flue,
Were trapped, so what could they do?
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:04 PM
No kidding. I'm down by Tacoma and my throat is burning. Smoke and soot everywhere. A friend just drove over from the East side and said visibility was about half a mile.
Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
Orifices or meatuses? It makes a difference.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (y87Qq)
Okay everybody, count your orifices.
I've got 7.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:05 PM (8O3HH)
I think that was the first scene from "Third Rock from the Sun".
Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (1g7ch)
Before we can sleep, it must die.
I tell you
I tell you
I tell you it must die
Posted by: mindful webworker - bone-weary traveler at August 20, 2018 09:07 PM (WvsMa)
That's my late night sign-out music!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DX42_3ZKv8c
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (IqV8l)
You've obviously never heard of the Huns.
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Hamburgers, Not Cow Hide at August 20, 2018 09:06 PM (y0y4n)
I tried one of the Evol burritos a couple of years ago and I've never had anything so tasteless. And the texture was like packing peanuts.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (fA1SL)
burning. Smoke and soot everywhere. A friend just drove over from the
East side and said visibility was about half a mile.
Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (0tfLf)
Less than, in some places, I am sure. My truck literally smells like a smoker.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (5jVnA)
What HAS been going on in this thread?
* puts on nerf-kevlar-asbestos hazmat suit and dives in *
Do eyes count as orifices? I mean, they're sorta breaches in the surface, y'know? What if you're missing an eye?
Posted by: mindful webworker - bone-weary traveler at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (WvsMa)
That sounds like my unhappy dinner time, ScoggDog.
My mom could make a pizza that's worse than the shit at school. She
made sauerkraut regularly because my dad had German ancestry. The
funny thing is that I had sauerkraut at a German restaurant once (I
can't remember why ... did I lose a bet?) and it wasn't as heinous.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (rnAwa)
Sauerkraut with sausage and mashed potatoes...YUM!
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (y87Qq)
"I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who don't believe in global warming," Stevie Wonder said.
So the pro-science Wonder is telling the world that a lack of belief in Global Warming is what killed Aretha Franklin, is what gave her cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)
When I need information about the climate, Stevie Wonder is my go-to source.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Shemp! at August 20, 2018 09:08 PM (Tyii7)
Leave that to the professionals.
Posted by: Hope Solo at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (sXefu)
They also sometimes killed the black farmers who had worked with the white farmers and knew that the party members didn't know a dang thing about farming.
Mugumbe also brought in North Korean shock troops and mowed down about 25 000 up north after independence as they were the wrong tribe.
Posted by: Adriane the History Critic ... at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (IqV8l)
Front hole huh? I got yer front hole right here!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (dUJdY)
Wuh?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (5jVnA)
...count your orifices...
What HAS been going on in this thread?
* puts on nerf-kevlar-asbestos hazmat suit and dives in *
Do eyes count as orifices? I mean, they're sorta breaches in the surface, y'know? What if you're missing an eye?
Posted by: mindful webworker - bone-weary traveler at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (WvsMa)
Roycephus Pulsifer from RIPD. He knows what you're talking about.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 09:10 PM (fA1SL)
Yes ... or the shit just gets mushy.
I like cabbage, and sauerkraut ... but it can't be all mushy.
Texture, people ... texture matters !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (DzFIB)
used to things that came from hunting game or beef from a store. But her
family basically survived by raising rabbits and poaching.
I thought we were poor, but I had no idea.
Posted by: Some Jackass
I have a tin foil hat theory. Growing up in the 60-70s Wildlife like geese, turkeys, loons, eagles were rare to see. My theory is that they were over hunted in the 1930s by a starving populace. As a young hunter I was told how wary Turkeys were. Today there's about 20 of them that hang around the industrial plant I work at. Pretty sure a handful of corn and a quick grab and ring would get me a Turkey for dinner.
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (6BjFc)
Both. Depends on how the given hole identifies.
Me ear holes are assigned as meatuses, but they identify as orifices.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (8O3HH)
697
"I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all
that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who
don't believe in global warming," Stevie Wonder said.
So the pro-science Wonder is telling the world that a lack of belief
in Global Warming is what killed Aretha Franklin, is what gave her
cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)
When I need information about the climate, Stevie Wonder is my go-to source.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (sdi6R)
Also my expert on driving.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (gjGvH)
"I just feel that all these various diseases that we have and all that is happening in the world in part is because there are those who don't believe in global warming," Stevie Wonder said.
So the pro-science Wonder is telling the world that a lack of belief in Global Warming is what killed Aretha Franklin, is what gave her cancer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 09:00 PM (IqV8l)
When I need information about the climate, Stevie Wonder is my go-to source.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM
That's some eye-popping shit right there1
Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (5jVnA)
Oh.. I was grabbing my crotch when I posted that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)
Does the navel count?
I wouldn't think so since it doesn't really go anywhere. However, it uses it's disguise well.
Unless you have an outie. Then there's no room for a belly shot of any size.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (HaL55)
Lots of lakes, but no one has bonfires next to lakes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (PHotS)
(Not that we'll ever get there.)
Posted by: Surfperch
Try hard and start posting like a mf...
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (S6Pax)
But that's better than having my thumb stuck in my mouth.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (alpTi)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (Tyii7)
Wuh?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (5jVnA)
Oh.. I was grabbing my crotch when I posted that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)
Yes. That was what the wuh? was for.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:12 PM (5jVnA)
Oh.. I was grabbing my crotch when I posted that.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)
Best greeting in The Villages that there is.
Posted by: Black Hole at August 20, 2018 09:16 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: ScoggDog "
Imagine my delight when I was told in Boot Camp that I could eat as much butter as I wanted to.
Real butter.
Damn...life was good.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 09:16 PM (wldC6)
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2018 09:16 PM (pcnVL)
I can only use six because I normally have my finger stuck in my left nostril
But that's better than having my thumb stuck in my mouth.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (alpTi)
Some of us have extra holes from accidents and injuries.
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:16 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: mindful webworker - eek at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (WvsMa)
Posted by: dartist at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Gem at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (XoAz8)
Comrades, there's no hole equality if people have differing numbers of
holes. We will come up, via committee, with the correct number of holes
every person is to have. Those who don't have enough holes will be
sent to the Drilling Dept. to be ripped a new hole or holes. Those who
have too many holes will report to the Cement Dept. to have any excess
holes filled in.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (2NqXo)
The left will snip and sew us to equality!
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (gjGvH)
No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Posted by: Bart at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (UdKB7)
And oh yeah, this July was the 4th hottest evah!!!
And yeah, it has been really hot out West.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (rnAwa)
I don't believe that happened and we are going to need some pictures to verify.
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (PUmDY)
My new 8th hole keeps wanting to close up on me. I've to dilate it 3 times a day to keep it open.
Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (8O3HH)
I feel like Vincent Price in "The Last Man on Earth." So many zombies needing killing, so little time.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:18 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)
Lots of lakes, but no one has bonfires next to lakes.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at August 20, 2018 09:14 PM (PHotS)
I believe the article (which I was stupid enough to read in it's entirety) says that the bonfire took place in Orange County, CA.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (gjGvH)
Posted by: mindful webworker - eek
less than.....#twoweeks...
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)
We are discussing body orifices? I'm not sure how to jump into the conversation...
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)
Front hole first.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (5jVnA)
Put a wring on it?
Or is the chicken getting relief?
Posted by: mindful webworker - oof at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (WvsMa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:11 PM (rnAwa)
Got my ass whipped in the middle of Houchens one time ...
... if there was one thing worse than my mom's vegetable soup - it was those fucking frozen vegetable pot pies. Awful - just awful. But The Old' Man loved 'em. And Dear Old Mom made sure those things were Well Done. Turns out - when they're burned on the crown, black on the edges, and all the shit inside is nuked to a pudding-like consistency ... that's the Gold Fucking Standard.
I think The Old Man may also have loved eating out of the bathroom waste basket - but I digress.
So ... imagine my delight, as an elementary school lad ... the first time I saw a Banquet Ham and Cheese Pot Pie. I was too little to sprout wood ... but if I could've, I would've.
I remember tugging Mom's sleeve and pointing ... Look, Look, I can eat that Pot Pie !!!
She never even took her Winston out of her mouth while whopping my ass in front of God and Everybody. Turns out - Customer Feedback was not welcome in her kitchen.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: mindful webworker - eek at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (WvsMa)
Who even knows, man. Yesterday? Yesterday there was a food thread that became of gun and then became a food thread again, and it was the Sunday without a gun thread. KT was seen to post a pet thread. Are the spirits mad?
Omens and portents the like of which have not been seen since the time of our ancestors.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (y87Qq)
Not discussing, counting. Whoever has the most wins.
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Bart at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (sXefu)
My favorite line in that movie is shortly after his night with Lily, Bart is back in the Sheriff's office and says "How are things in the *clean* world?"
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (T71PA)
I guess I am. Hasn't been the best start to my week so far. It's only Monday.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
Shoot faster!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)
I'm sorry if you were hoping for the pissing-on-people thread. That was a few hours ago.
It's been a day, let me tell you.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (y87Qq)
We are discussing body orifices? I'm not sure how to jump into the conversation...
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (v4pQ0)
Front hole first.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (5jVnA)
Is the front hole a nostril or an ear drum?
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (v4pQ0)
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry, out for a round of Golf at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: SJW Gals at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)
We were discussing peeing on Chelsea Handler upthread. It's a natural progression, I guess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (v4pQ0)
It can be, but I hear that costs extra.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (5jVnA)
How about piercings? Do they count?
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:17 PM (UdKB7)
What's gauge is that piercing?
Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (v4pQ0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HB-qMdMtqY
Pretty cool. It was supposed to launch Tuesday afternoon, but ironically the launch has been delayed 24 hours due to high winds.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (sdi6R)
WELL! In that case... uh.. hold on... *begins counting her orifices*
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: SJW Gals at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)
Grab 'em by the front hole.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (2DOZq)
Yes, a NW Meet Up would be good. I know I've mentioned before that I fled Seattle about 3 years ago to Ellensburg. Best move I could've made. We do have a growing population of Lefties here but I'm retired and don't care.
If nothing else it'd be good to meet fellow grey box friends and maybe just hang out. Meet someplace central to everyone perhaps? North Bend?
Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: SJW Gals at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)
Trump out front? He should have.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (y87Qq)
potayto, potahto
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Old Man Yelling At Holes at August 20, 2018 09:24 PM (2NqXo)
We were discussing peeing on Chelsea Handler upthread. It's a natural progression, I guess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)
I always look for clean places to pee.
Good evening, friend.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:24 PM (v4pQ0)
X-ray: Pretty sure a handful of corn and a quick grab and ring would get me a Turkey for dinner.
Put a wring on it?
Or is the chicken getting relief?
Hopefully, he's going to marry the turkey.
Posted by: The Chicken at August 20, 2018 09:24 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:24 PM (ICWiF)
We were discussing peeing on Chelsea Handler upthread. It's a natural progression, I guess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)
I question whether she has a sex hole. She has always looked like a man transitioning to a woman.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (2DOZq)
friends and maybe just hang out. Meet someplace central to everyone
perhaps? North Bend?
Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (wgCUV)
We should. We are fleeing also, within the month.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (5jVnA)
That there was some funny shit, dude. I lurfed big time.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY)
Nah. We got the fuck out of Louisville when I was about ten. A wee bit before my bar years.
Us Southern Indiana folk didn't venture into Louisville if we didn't have to. Still don't.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (fiGNd)
potaytoe, potahtoe,
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:23 PM (CE6iV)
FIFY.
Posted by: D. Quayle at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: rickl
It's science!!! But this really blows.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (S6Pax)
Or is the chicken getting relief?
Posted by: mindful webworker - oof
Wringing it's neck relives it from life. Making it way easier to clean and cook. Or did I spell it wrong and it should have been ring?
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (6BjFc)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)
Old news. California banned it many years ago.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:26 PM (2NqXo)
It's more of a toilet.
Posted by: A Bear at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (DurKO)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:19 PM (CE6iV)
The cervix play is a thing now. They use cameras and stainless steel doctor's tools. Is this on topic?
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: mindful webworker - pow at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (WvsMa)
That's how the Memorial Day thread happened.
Okay, maybe not, but it COULD have happened that way.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (6Ll1u)
Old news. California banned it many years ago.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:28 PM (/qEW2)
The state Supreme Court overturned the ban back in 2014.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)
Where are you? I have zero computer skills but if anyone does we could set it up in the left side bar.
Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (wgCUV)
Hey, Ladyl!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: SJW Gals at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (Tyii7)
Grab 'em by the front hole.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
You DO know why a woman's bung hole and her vajayjay is so close together, right?
It's so when she gets drunk, you can flip her over and carry her home like a 6 pack!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (6BjFc)
We were discussing peeing on Chelsea Handler upthread. It's a natural progression, I guess.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (8O3HH)
I question whether she has a sex hole. She has always looked like a man transitioning to a woman.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:25 PM (2DOZq)
Glad I'm not alone in thinking the same thing. Sadly, she was very pretty in her 20's before she sold her soul
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (2NqXo)
Thanks for nothing, cocksuckers. You're about 35 years to damn late to save my ass.
Dickheads.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (fiGNd)
That is no BS. West of the Cascade passes, smoke is barely bearable. It was like being in a smoker on the east side.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 20, 2018 09:04 PM
No kidding. I'm down by Tacoma and my throat is burning. Smoke and
soot everywhere. A friend just drove over from the East side and said
visibility was about half a mile.
Posted by: Diogense at August 20, 2018 09:09 PM (0tfLf)
Best friend since college days has a painting business based in Wenatchee (east of the Cascades for the fly-overs in the audience, where most of the fires are burning), called me a week ago when the smoke was too bad, around noon. He never calls me that early in the day, always only when he is driving home, 6 or 7 pm.
He was driving home, sent his 4 paint crews home because too much ash was landing on the freshly painted surfaces. It is also his busiest time of the year, so it is costing him some real money to do that. Not Zuckerburg money of course, but for the rest of us, another story.
He called me again today at noon. Driving home again. He is not a happy man today. And he could barely make out the ridge on the other side of the Columbia River. On a normal day, with binoculars, one could read license plates off cars.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (UsCnO)
Hey, Ladyl!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM (8O3HH)
Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (v4pQ0)
My thoughts: 'Yes and your point is'??
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (ICWiF)
euronews.com/2018/08/14/spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)
The Farallon Islands are, by far, the smelliest part of San Francisco.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 09:31 PM
No they taint close together.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)
The Farallon Islands are, by far, the smelliest part of San Francisco.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (DzFIB)
Educate me.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (pcnVL)
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Keith Richards at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (Tyii7)
-
He had me a tax cuts.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:34 PM (PUmDY)
Okay, maybe not, but it COULD have happened that way.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 09:29 PM (0ogQG)
I only have vague memories of that now. Lots of fire, burning buildings, and bodies still lying around that hadn't been picked up yet.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (4ErVI)
They will turn themselves into pretzels to imagine Obama a better president than Trump. I will tell them how funny they are.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (4HMW8)
No joke, last year, a student at CWU wrote a letter to the editor of our local paper wanting to know why, "They", didn't turn on all of those big white fans and blow the smoke away?
I mentioned that to a kid helping me at the store the other day. He just looked down and said, "My generation is fucked".
Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (wgCUV)
What does this guy want, dick and a salad?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (jDF8P)
*********************************************************
Actor Michael Shannon's only thoughts are "Who do I have to blow for my next role and Can I get him to eat some pineapple first?"
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (LsBY9)
My thoughts: 'Yes and your point is'??
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (ICWiF)
Brings to mind Earl Butz and his comments made all those years ago.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (DzFIB)
Buncha sea lions and great white sharks, right?
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (kiSdp)
euronews.com/2018/08/14/spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo
My hat's off to him. That takes dedication and planning. But I doubt he had quaaludes on board; them bastards are hard to get.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (0ogQG)
to know why, "They", didn't turn on all of those big white fans and
blow the smoke away?
Bastard stole my idea.
Posted by: Little Lupe at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 09:35 PM (jDF8P)
Fudge. Lots and lots of fudge.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (T71PA)
Marie Callender pot pies are delicious, but I wouldn't recommend them because they're too high on calories.
Interesting factoid: Paul McCartney would not allow Weird Al to do a parody of "Live and Let Die" called "Chicken Pot Pie" because McCartney is a vegan asshole.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (/qEW2)
Suggestion for a game: Come up with ways to complete the phrase "one of the first steps dictators always take..."
I'll go first: "One of the first steps dictators always take is to replace all craft beer taps with Natty Light."
Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 20, 2018 09:37 PM (R1mDg)
Posted by: X-ray
753 Pretty sure a handful of corn and a quick grab and ring would get me a Turkey for dinner.
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:13 PM
A proposal over a candlelit supper. So romantic.
Posted by: mindful webworker - hahahaha at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (WvsMa)
Yeah and? I'm not seeing anything wrong with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)
Here another verse for you (there were many -- they write new ones for every show, I think):
I told you, my darlin', you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)
Not a shitty-assed carrot in sight on that little culinary delight. Don't you think you're somethin', Marie. Well - go piss up a rope Little Miss Poultry Pie. Fuck you. Fuck. You.
Well ... doesn't matter. Dad didn't exactly save any of the money we didn't have buying shit like Mustard Sardines or Liverwurst either. But it'd be a cold day in Hell before The Little Woman That Loved Him served some shit Fresh Burned Out of the Trailer Oven that didn't Gag Reflex Your's Truly.
And ... as it turns out ... the Gag Reflex is really just a White Trash Trailer Park Juvenile form of Defiance. Dancing in that town in Footloose was just slightly more serious.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (4ErVI)
Loose shoes, tight pussy and a warm place to shit.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (kiSdp)
How did you get stuck with that job?
By the way, thanks for taking one for the team.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (4HMW8)
euronews.com/2018/08/14/spanish-driver-tests-positive-on-all-drugs
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (N1ZXu)
heh heh Crikey!!!!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: B-Sharps first draft at August 20, 2018 09:40 PM (z0jlY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 09:40 PM (HaL55)
Then when did have time to withdraw us from the Paris Accords, engage North Korea, Get his tax cuts passed, recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital, enact needed tariffs and watch gorilla TV?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:40 PM (2DOZq)
You gonna cook him up after? How have you been?
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Geek diner at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Little Lupe at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 09:36 PM (4ErVI)
OK I'll bite who was Earl Butz and what was his comment...?
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:41 PM (ICWiF)
But [insert anti-Trump pablum here].
Translation: someone please hire me so I don't have to suck cock to make rent.
Posted by: Michael Shannon at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (H5knJ)
Here another verse for you (there were many -- they write new ones for every show, I think):
I told you, my darlin', you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (8O3HH)
You made me laugh!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (v4pQ0)
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (4HMW8)
Here's an affordable option If freezing water beaches and Scotland are your dream. Since it's named Goat Island being a muslim might help.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybctugre
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (6BjFc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (QgGlz)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (v4pQ0)
I'm at the old Same place.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (QgGlz)
Sorry, premature calculation.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (T71PA)
Dave Butz' uncle. See my comment at 881.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (QgGlz
Missed it by that >< much.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 09:42 PM (QgGlz)
Nah ... I think Mom just put the oven on broil for about thirty minutes.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)
They can carry leprosy so be careful handling your kill.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)
Please don't kill it. I think they're very cute.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (v4pQ0)
I saw many of those big white fans across Illinois this week. One or two of them were turning, slowly. Most were not. At least the birds were safer.
Dang! That fly just flew by behind the computer screen....
Posted by: mindful webworker - mighty hunter at work at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (WvsMa)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (CE6iV)
But it'd be a cold day in Hell before The Little Woman That Loved Him served some shit Fresh Burned Out of the Trailer Oven that didn't Gag Reflex Your's Truly.
Yours.
*adjusts ascot*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:30 PM (2DOZq)
The Farallon Islands are, by far, the smelliest part of San Francisco.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:32 PM (DzFIB)
Educate me.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (2DOZq)
They can be smelled from several miles offshore offshore, it's so bad.
The thing is, almost nobody lives there. The Farallons are several small islands about 12 miles West by Northwest of The City and are considered part of the Sunset District, IIRC. Throughout the year, but during the spring especially, they are covered in hundreds of thousands of nesting seabirds and well over a foot of putrid, sun baked guano. They're part of a National Wildlife Refuge and currently closed to public access, but whale watching tours and sport fishing boats frequently visit.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (DzFIB)
And ... as it turns out ... the Gag Reflex is really just a White Trash Trailer Park Juvenile form of Defiance. Dancing in that town in Footloose was just slightly more serious.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (fiGNd)
Aww Are you a recovering Kaboom Kid?
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (ICWiF)
I've got to go make some tea and get something to eat. Been sittin' here farting around and now I'm getting really hungry.
See y'all on the ONT.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:22 PM (v4pQ0)
I'm at the old Same place.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (txw6d)
Not the bedbug B and B?
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (v4pQ0)
Yeah and? I'm not seeing anything wrong with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)
Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem. I'd be happy with that.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
Armadillo's are possum on the half shell.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done.
Posted by: Winston at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (wgCUV)
In your face, Trump! Suck it!
Fuck em all. I hope they all drop dead and painfully. Or worse
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)
Hey dol! merry dol! kill a damn dillo!
How do you do that? Serious question. Shoot? Trap? Combine harvester? I've never had occasion to kill an armadillo.
I don't think I've ever even seen one that wasn't stuffed and mounted in a cutesy tableau, come to think of it.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (y87Qq)
Trump has been winning me over bigly. Now I want to fight Melania and have his baby.
I want him to adopt me. Don't laugh, he's older than me, just not by much.
I always wanted a designated pilot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (PUmDY)
*adjusts ascot*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 09:44 PM (LsBY9)
*bends right arm at ninety degrees*
*forms fist*
*open-hand slaps right bicep with left hand, adjacent to elbow*
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM (kiSdp)
Ah yes!! sounds like an Old Timey football coach..
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:47 PM (ICWiF)
I want him to adopt me. Don't laugh, he's older than me, just not by much.
I always wanted a designated pilot.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (HaL55)
That works too. I don't really want to fight Melania; I really like her.
Posted by: Emmie at August 20, 2018 09:48 PM (4HMW8)
Yeah and? I'm not seeing anything wrong with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 09:38 PM (Ydx5u)
Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem. I'd be happy with that.
Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (sdi6R)
The problem for the commies is they are trying to eliminate both from American and Americans.
Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 09:48 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (DzFIB)
--
Ima go kill me an armadillo. That sucker has my yard looking like someone plowed it.
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)
They can carry leprosy so be careful handling your kill.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:43 PM
---------------------------------------------------
That's just one of the many parts of the tapestry that is armadillo hunting.
Posted by: World's Greatest Armadillo Hunter, "Stumpy" Johnson at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (RVcmP)
Earl was AgSec I think, for Nixon. One of the greatest truisms in life that he put out there for us.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (alpTi)
Thanks . I was thinking a fish processing plant was on one of them.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:46 PM (y87Qq)
Cliffs. They fall off cliffs.
Many years ago went on a surfing trip south of Mazatlan and camped under some cliffs. At the base of the cliffs were dozens of dead armadillos.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (V2Yro)
And Sword,Juno ,Gold, Omaha & Utah. So there.
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (T+Eka)
That went over well with the nation's apiarists.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bee happy at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (WvsMa)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (v4pQ0)
I was off today. Tomorrow is my turn.
I need to write a letter to my mother's doctor explaining how it is with her. She's been wearing the same outfit for 3 weeks. I've made no headway.
My brother's in the VA in Philly while they try to extract a thousand bucks to transfer him to a long term facility. He says he's in some kind of nightmare.
He's in a nightmare that won't end until he dies, and it's tearing me up.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (txw6d)
Talking 'bout holes in our body and such
Sometimes the info is quite entertaining
Sometimes the info info's a little too much
Where oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave us here all alone
I searched the world over and thought I saw noodles
I've been hitting refresh too much
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 09:51 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (alpTi)
Yeah, see, I hear stories about people injuring themselves from ricochets off an armadillo or running into one and knocking the radiator right out of the car and I don't know if it's a joke or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: creeper at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (LA9ih)
They can carry leprosy so be careful handling your kill.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Treat your lawn for grubs and you'll never have an armadillo.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (6BjFc)
"I'll tell you what the coloreds want. It's three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit." - Earl Butz, Secretary of Agriculture, 1971-1976.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (8sZIF)
Posted by: Infidel at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (pcnVL)
Our son ate that on an archeological dig in Belize. He said it kicked Spam's ass, but not in a good way.
Posted by: Sal at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (1SK20)
Posted by: sOME mORON
I predict that South Africa will join Argentina as a "formerly developed nation".
Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (v4pQ0)
I was off today. Tomorrow is my turn.
I need to write a letter to my mother's doctor explaining how it is with her. She's been wearing the same outfit for 3 weeks. I've made no headway.
My brother's in the VA in Philly while they try to extract a thousand bucks to transfer him to a long term facility. He says he's in some kind of nightmare.
He's in a nightmare that won't end until he dies, and it's tearing me up.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:50 PM (txw6d)
Oh Miley--this is all too awful. Gonna have to storm Heaven again.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (v4pQ0)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (2DOZq)
Thanks . I was thinking a fish processing plant was on one of them.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (2DOZq)
Actually, back during the Gold Rush fishermen would sail out there and take (semi-legally, I believe) the eggs to sell to 49ers back in SF.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 09:45 PM (ICWiF)
Heh ... the Magical Memories just keep coming back.
So - with all of Dad's various Dining Delights, a Fixed Income Family has to make up the difference somehow, right ?
Well ... turns out ... the ol' Parental Pair loved a good deal. And ain't no deal like a free deal, right ?
Indiana WIC back in the day actually did approve Kaboom - and some other shitty stuff called King Vitamin. And all the powdered milk you could wash it down with. And man oh man ... they thought those school lunch tickets were the bomb. Of course - they never had to use one.
Then again - I didn't either. You could cut grass and use that cash in the lunch line - and throw that stupid fucking ticket in the trash.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (fiGNd)
And that's all it took to beat Hillary. She must have been great!
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (elfAG)
Chicago radio guy said if they remove them, the Mets won't win the pennant for 125 years. (Cubs joke. If you don't get it, duckduckgo it.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - the Billy Goat tavern has moved at August 20, 2018 09:55 PM (WvsMa)
Armadillos are nasty, nasty little critters.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 09:55 PM (V2Yro)
Ladyl, just ask the Lord to take him. This torment could last far too long. My poor little brother.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:55 PM (txw6d)
So sorry Miley. Prayers sent for you and your family.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
He was also in the recent mini-series about Waco. It was called Waco. He played the daring dedicated FBI agent who blew smoke up the Davidians' asses.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel
Hands you a participation trophy.
Posted by: X-ray at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (6BjFc)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: Blutarski at August 20, 2018 09:53 PM (+Tibp)
Zimbabwe II
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:57 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:57 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 09:57 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: King Letsie III at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:56 PM (txw6d)
Hey.
I stood you up last week. Said I'd catch you here. The fucking sinus infection caught me first. Sorry.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:52 PM (8sZIF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTI8a7MBLpc
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (txw6d)
Ladyl, just ask the Lord to take him. This torment could last far too long. My poor little brother.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:55 PM (txw6d)
Oh Miley--this is just heartbreaking. Prayers for strength, wisdom and courage for you and your brother.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (v4pQ0)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (8sZIF)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:39 PM (fiGNd)
You are too weird. And "white trash" is preferable to almost all other options, except "white non-trash". Stop feeling such self pity. That's something only the rest of us are entitled to.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (fiGNd)
It's OK - I'm glad you're feeling better!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (vWMNq)
YHGTBFKM.
lol, so close.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (NpK5V)
Earl was AgSec I think, for Nixon. One of the greatest truisms in life that he put out there for us.
Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 09:49 PM (kiSdp)
I've been thinking about Nixon lately and his 'Let China enter the community of nations schtick....I think Trump came along at the perfect time to level the playing field... The Chinese people seem to have benefitted from Capitalism lite enough to introduce them to head to head US competition.. after they bought stole most of their technology from us...
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: freakd at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: mindful webworker - if at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (WvsMa)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 09:59 PM (vWMNq)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: mindful webworker - by at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (WvsMa)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (NpK5V)
NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN~!!!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: mindful webworker - sea at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (WvsMa)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: mindful webworker - by at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (WvsMa)
the new phone books are here ! the new phone books are here!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:01 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (NpK5V)
NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN~!!!!
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (ICWiF)
This. Even though I'm not currently going to Brooklyn.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:00 PM (NpK5V)
Make it 10k. Posts for the post god. Comments for the comment throne.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:02 PM (T+Eka)
*falls asleep*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 09:58 PM (/qEW2)
Self Pity ? Nah. It ain't Self Pity.
Just little anecdotes that ... in their totality ... added up to why I shit-canned what little I was and just started over.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (8sZIF)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 20, 2018 10:04 PM (DzFIB)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:04 PM (fiGNd)
*falls asleep*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 10:03 PM (y87Qq
*draws penis on hogmartin's cheek and signs name on forehead*
Posted by: TGE #45 at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:05 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: Alf767 at August 20, 2018 10:06 PM (l9B5i)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:06 PM (NpK5V)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 10:08 PM (T+Eka)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 10:09 PM (NpK5V)
Heh ... the Magical Memories just keep coming back.
So - with all of Dad's various Dining Delights, a Fixed Income Family has to make up the difference somehow, right ?
Well ... turns out ... the ol' Parental Pair loved a good deal. And ain't no deal like a free deal, right ?
Indiana WIC back in the day actually did approve Kaboom - and some other shitty stuff called King Vitamin. And all the powdered milk you could wash it down with. And man oh man ... they thought those school lunch tickets were the bomb. Of course - they never had to use one.
Then again - I didn't either. You could cut grass and use that cash in the lunch line - and throw that stupid fucking ticket in the trash.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 09:54 PM (fiGNd)
Would make a helluva good movie.. real tear jerker.. right up there with lil Jackie Cooper and Wallace Beery in The Champ... I always got an apple in my throat watching that.. I could see it now. the first scene is you sweating bullets cutting lawns. then fighting your way up the chow line in school and the crabby ole lunch lady is Margaret Hamilton of Wizard of Oz fame lol
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:11 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 20, 2018 10:11 PM (ICWiF)
That had to fucking hurt. I swallowed an ice cube once - but a whole fucking apple ?
Really was no effort ... two hours tops got you two lawns mowed - two lawns got you five bucks - five bucks got you lunch for the week. Easy Peasy. Could do it after school in an evening.
But the thought did occur to me - if this is that easy - why is it so hard for The Parents That Supposedly Know Better ?
Meh - again, I'm just not a Sentimental Guy. And I got a good memory. Not a Marilu Henner memory - but good enough not to fade into stupid sentimentality.
Shit just was what it was.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 10:18 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: four seasons at August 20, 2018 10:50 PM (fxdyE)
Call me if you feel so inclined, in the next couple of hours.
You all Rock. Be well.
Posted by: Farmer at August 20, 2018 10:54 PM (yJ1e6)
I wouldn't pee on Chelsea Handler if she were on fire.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 07:46 PM (8O3HH)
I'd use the fire to cook eggs, bacon, and sausage.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 07:55 PM (Y2VBD)
I wouldn't pee on her if i set her... what i mean to say is i will have an alibi. And if you don't like that one i got plenty more.
Posted by: redclay at August 20, 2018 11:48 PM (nVN5G)
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