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Woman Uses Dating App Tinder to Swindle Guys, Get Attention

What's Instapundit's perpetual headline for this kind of story? 21st Century Dating Life or something?

So this guy, @Bvdhai, tried to date a woman using the hook-up app Tinder.

The thread starts here, digested below.


I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. *Thread*

So a weeks ago I was on the Tinder machine shopping my soul around and I match with a very attractive young lady. No bio. Fairly innocuous.

I message her some random shit and we chat for an hour or so and she says "here's my number text me" I'm like okay sure thing.

I text her n we make small talk abt work for a bit then she goes, "actually, I have this huge presentation Im workin on for my job, would you be offended if I got back to you in like a week or two when Ive got more free time? Youre cute and I want to meet you Im just too busy rn"

I thought well that's an overly elaborate way to ghost someone. I say "lol I wouldn't be offended, I totally get it. Hit me up when you're free"

She says "thank you, I was worried you would think I was trying to blow you off haha but for sure I'll text you in like a week, I'm excited" in my head I'm like sssssssuuuuurrrreeee I respond "[smiley face]"

Two weeks pass I completely forget about her then I remember and go back to tinder and I can't find the conversation... I think well that's weird she deleted her tinder but I take it as... overly elaborate ghosting methods

"Ghosting" is just blowing someone off, not replying, pretending they don't exist, etc.


Then yesterday I get a text "HEY IM FINALLY FREE LMAO... my friend is DJing near Union square around 6 tomorrow I was wondering if you wanted to go for a bit then we could go get drinks after and see what happens"


I'm like well I'll be damned. Genuinely didn't think she would message me. I reply "yeah I should be free, I'd be down" she says "amazing I'm gonna be running around today and tomorrow but just come around 6 and I'll meet you by the stage then we'll head out"

...

I play football with @mersrulesworld_ earlier today and express my incredulity at the situation. I find her Instagram it says singer, actress, model, 3000 followers and I'm like uugghhhh I dunno bro, THIS SHIT FEELS OFF but fuck it

I make my way to Union Square. Eat a hot dog and look over by this open lot by 17th Ave and there is a stage and a DJ and about 100 ppl and cameras and shit and I think well this is some random ass Manhattan shit.



She texts me "hey I'm running a little late but just meet me by the stage then we can go" I wasn't gonna stand in front of the fucking stage so I stand off to the side a bit

Eventually I see a girl moving towards backstage with two enormous bodyguards in sunglasses and realise it's her and I'm thinking WHAT THINE FUCKETH IS GOING ON

I stay back and assess the situation and I'm like fuck I'mma stay right where I am til she texts me. The DJ eventually stops playing and she gets on the stage and I'm so fucking confused but think well I guess she's a social media personality or some shit

I immediately think I'm too fucking old for this shit.

She gets the mic and is like thanks for coming out I bet you're all wondering what this is about and I'm like yeah what the fuck is this about

She then says so I know all of you here are on tinder and I'm like [lots of emojis which i guess mean "WTF?"]

Then she says I've invited you all here for a chance to go on a date with me and proceeds to give a hunger games speech about what its gonna take to date her

ALL THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND ON TINDER AND TEXTED THEM THE SAME SHIT


Every man in the crowd looks down and mimes WHAT IN THE NAME OF SCOOBY DOO THE IS THIS SHIT to themself


At that point I am genuinely amazed at the fallopian fortitude this girl possesses. This is top 10 greatest finesse of all time. Dudes actually stayed and played.

I went home.

I TRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. DON'T GET GOT. THE END.

Below, a picture of the "Hunger Games" dating competition.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:01 PM




Comments

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1 What's a Tunder?

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 01:00 PM (bpSxT)

2 Tinder

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 01:00 PM (bpSxT)

3 I know some guys are desperate but if you're going to pay a whore, don't pay the attention whore.

Posted by: RYAN FRANK at August 21, 2018 01:01 PM (EKxGt)

4 women swindle guys?

WELL I NEVER!!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:02 PM (FZYNt)

5 Willowed:

#BREAKING
Manafort was called back to the court room.

Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 01:02 PM (Enq6K)

6 prepare for a short thread if the Manafort verdict drops

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:03 PM (FZYNt)

7
Manafort was called back to the court room.

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Like he has a choice??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:03 PM (8XRCm)

8 The Thirst Games

Posted by: BunnyFooFoo at August 21, 2018 01:03 PM (0Uf+z)

9 Can you get a bad virus from online dating services?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 01:03 PM (r9UYA)

10 Manafort was called back to the court room.

At least he's out of confinement... for now

----

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2018 01:03 PM (O2RFr)

11 Is that Russian I see in that Twitter link...

Goodness gracious Mewller is right. It is the Russians!

As for the dope, what you get for thinking with Tiny Dyck. Same with the others who showed up. But I bet she felt like she was Madonna being a Material Grrl, sorry you twit but you just ran your own slave market with yourself as the flesh being peddled have more respect for yourself.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:04 PM (YEriz)

12 huh?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 01:04 PM (a0IVu)

13 There was a ghost in her back hole?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 01:04 PM (oYNmA)

14
You can't always get what you want. But you might just find you get what you deserve.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 21, 2018 01:04 PM (LOgQ4)

15 I usually like making up a batting order

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2018 01:04 PM (FZYNt)

16 Wow. What a manipulative, narcissistic bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

17
She seems nice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 01:05 PM (pNxlR)

18 There was a ghost in her back hole?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 01:04 PM (oYNmA)

----

So. The word "flatulence" is out now too???

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

19 This could be the stupidest thing I hear about today.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 01:05 PM (jDF8P)

20
What the hell is this meshugas?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:05 PM (1AK1h)

21 She looks like a 1 from behind.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:05 PM (cAnNx)

22 This bitch seems a little arrogant to me.

Posted by: Jackie Mackie Passey Paisley at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (HiLJ1)

23 Well, from behind she looks like a 1 on the ScoggDog scale. On the other hand, the crazy is probably off the charts so by the Hot/Crazy matrix you should run, fast, in the opposite direction.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

24 Watch out for the influx of pepe comments.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (cAnNx)

25 At that point I am genuinely amazed at the fallopian fortitude this girl possesses. This is top 10 greatest finesse of all time. Dudes actually stayed and played.

I went home.

I TRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. DON'T GET GOT. THE END.


Hookers. Rent them and send them.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (DKgtk)

26 What's being done to Manafort is the textbook definition of a political showtrial. Stalin couldn't have done it better.

We should be ashamed.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (iGktu)

27 That top is hideous. I can't stand asymmetry in women's clothing.

Also, her ass looks a bit sloppy. She needs to stop skipping her squats.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (bpSxT)

28 I want ALL my black holes filled

Posted by: Alexia Ocasio- Cortezovich at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (FTPVM)

29 Tinder
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 01:00 PM (bpSxT)

Dating or hook up application on your phone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (AllCR)

30 *looks at the picture*

Well, she certainly has a "type."

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (XKZwp)

31 Let me guess: she's a performance artist?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

32 I just laughed.

Still laughing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (6qErC)

33 26 What's being done to Manafort is the textbook definition of a political showtrial. Stalin couldn't have done it better.

We should be ashamed.


We should be furious

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (O2RFr)

34 Actually I had thought about this scenario a while back; use a dating ap to get lots of people to come to a location as publicity. At least some would stay out of desperate hope or curiosity, and you have instacrowd. And, as I figured it would work, she's in national news and being discussed, so she's got the start of kind of a career.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (39g3+)

35 28 I want ALL my black holes filled
Posted by: Alexia Ocasio- Cortezovich at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (FTPVM)


"Huh?"

- - Don Lemon

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (1AK1h)

36 I'm desperate for female companionship, but not that badly.

Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (7HtZB)

37 So she's an attention whore. Surprised face:

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)

38 I gotta admit, based in the headline, I was expecting the story to end somewhere on the order of the guy waking up in a bathtub full of ice.


If this had happened to me, I'd probably be impressed. At least you got a funny story out of it. That being said I'm glad I'm no longer on the market.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (mk7Bj)

39 That's the kind of stuff that occurs to authors but you have nowhere to really put it in a story, so it sits fallow in your imagination. Its just a scene.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:08 PM (39g3+)

40 Well, he was using tinder, which is used to find a random stranger to booty call, right?


Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

41 I read the whole shebang.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 01:08 PM (NLLmE)

42
She looks pretty good from the backside. The 'one shoulder bare' look indicates mental imbalance.

Posted by: Sigmoid Fraud at August 21, 2018 01:08 PM (LOgQ4)

43 Doesn't look like 100 people in the photo.

In any case, as the saying goes: if you don't know who the mark is, it's you dude.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2018 01:08 PM (fqUgw)

44 Where was the payoff?

was she going to charge to "date" her?

that stage and PA didn't get there all by itself.

seems she made an investment so I'm thinking the profit would come on her back

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:08 PM (FZYNt)

45 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (39g3+)

I think she's an aspiring actress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:08 PM (AllCR)

46 I thought the one shoulder bare look went out of style eons ago.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 01:09 PM (a0IVu)

47 So she's an attention whore. Surprised face:

I'm gonna risk offending people here but I think pretty much every woman on Tinder is a just plain whore, down to the "buy me things and I'll suck your weenie" part.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:09 PM (39g3+)

48 Lol. Look at the face of the guy in the white shirt in front of her. He looks like he's tugging on his weiner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

49 One of the origins InCels and MGTOW, explained succinctly.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:09 PM (ujg0T)

50 >>She looks pretty good from the backside.


She looks like she has mudflaps, to me.



Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 01:09 PM (bpSxT)

51 That's the kind of stuff that occurs to authors but you have nowhere to really put it in a story, so it sits fallow in your imagination. Its just a scene.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Dear Penthouse Forum,

You ain't gonna believe this shit....

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 01:09 PM (DKgtk)

52 Tinder is ol'news buddy. Ol' news. Ya gotta have...I doan know...ya gotta have...sumthin', ya know? Ya know? Ya know what I meeeen? C'mon, YOU know whadd I, whadd, whadd I meeen! I like you. Hey. HEYYY!

Posted by: Hillury Clinton at August 21, 2018 01:09 PM (ln5wD)

53 WHAT THINE FUCKETH IS GOING ON - epic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 01:10 PM (iiixZ)

54 It is quite obvious she is into butt stuff

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 21, 2018 01:10 PM (FTPVM)

55 Tinder
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 01:00 PM (bpSxT)

Dating or hook up application on your phone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:06 PM (AllCR)


--------


Hahahahahaha.


When Fen has to explain the ways of the world to you....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:10 PM (8XRCm)

56 I have a five speed front stick. Two in reverse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 01:10 PM (+y/Ru)

57 30 *looks at the picture*

Well, she certainly has a "type."
___________

Yep: Suckers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2018 01:10 PM (fqUgw)

58 Ha. He is playing pocket pool.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 01:10 PM (oYNmA)

59 37 So she's an attention whore. Surprised face:


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (ptqGC)



Well look at what he says about the Instagram he found of her. " I find her Instagram it says singer, actress, model, 3000 followers " So yes, attention whore.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:10 PM (cAnNx)

60 These guys never saw that movie where the guy wakes up in a bathtub of ice water and missing a kidney?

Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 01:10 PM (I9Sw7)

61 Now to spin a platter in dedication to this story - Living La Vida Loco!

https://youtu.be/p47fEXGabaY

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (YEriz)

62 I don't know, seems original, a bit creative. Who knows, maybe even fun for some of the guys. I give her a little credit.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (8ruUE)

63 I thought the one shoulder bare look went out of style eons ago.

Looked kinda 70s to me, maybe she's trying to bring it back. Its a dumb look no matter when it was popular.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (39g3+)

64 People are so desperate its pathetic. Who would stick around for that after being duped?
And isn't Tinder one of those hook-up apps?
Good grief, get some self respect people.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (VpIIl)

65 Look at the face of the guy in the white shirt in front of her. He looks like he's tugging on his weiner.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:09 PM (ptqGC)

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Ummmmm....... how could you tell that by looking at his face????

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (8XRCm)

66 A hard hole ain't got no conscience.

Posted by: Shaft! at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (HiLJ1)

67 That's...kind of amazing. In a horrifying way. I would not recommend dating this chick, to say the least.

So grateful I'm not single. Tinder seems pretty awful. If something happens to my husband, I'm just going to be a "vo-cel".

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (QmhyA)

68 Group chump.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (NLLmE)

69
Not one of those guys asked out loud, "So, is butt stuff out or in?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (pNxlR)

70 My husband was laughing at this last night. I find her being a psycho not funny.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (nRWPy)

71 Seriously, we get a behind shot???

Posted by: cpurick at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (VTpXr)

72 I went home.

I TRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. DON'T GET GOT. THE END.

>>>>>>

The state of most men In The Current Year in America. This began to pick up speed in 2012 and is now widespread with the 45 and under crowd. This is why men are being shut down from communicating in groups on the internet.

And the dude is correct Western Civilization is doomed because of this shit and shit like Asia Argento and younger women wanting all the authority of super adults without any responsibility, accountability, and consequences.

Even worse and who I blame are the type of thirsty simps who literally worship women and pussy as their god. It's embarrassing and destroying Western Civilization.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (+jsVQ)

73 Could have been worse. At least he still has his kidneys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (CDGwz)

74
I wasn't hip and kept trying to get dates on Tender..... Mrs. Dash kept showing up.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (r+sAi)

75 Even Tinder? Is there nothing sacred?

Posted by: MAGA at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (kaL0k)

76 Ummmmm....... how could you tell that by looking at his face????

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (8XRCm)


His left hand?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

77 She's probably been serial-riding the cock (sorry, male front hole) carousel for at least 1-too many years and feels this is her last shot of landing someone before her looks fail completely.

Someone will be stupid enough to think with the small head a weeeeeee bit too long and will sign-up for this. Sad.

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (NYS7S)

78 "Be a lamb and pick my friend up from the airport for me? You can still be back in time to see my encore."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (2NqXo)

79 And the moral of the story is: don't use Tinder!?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (W+vEI)

80 The guy in black leaning on his hand seems to be finding the whole thing amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (AllCR)

81 I somehow suspect that the opposite version, where a single guy punks a few hundred needy women using Tinder, will not receive the same reaction and the same, positive "isn't this funny! Hah, hah!" Press. Which is why I think it should be done immediately. The lefty letdown would be delicious.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (Fb9aZ)

82 "Mattress Girl" Emma Sulkowicz has a new "performance art" piece?

Posted by: cool breeze at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (UGKMd)

83 Instagram "models" are just girls trying to make money and be famous from their appearance. They go places and get pictures taken, work hard on their body, eat a miserable diet, and try to become famous all so they don't have to work to get all the things they want. Eh, work it while you got it, I guess. In 20 years you won't look like that so make money while you can I suppose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (39g3+)

84 Sausage Party organizer extraordinaire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (Mouru)

85

Is this a Russian scheme?

Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (z96ra)

86 I also hate the one shoulder shirt, maybe more than the ones with the shoulder holes. Unsure.
Is there a face for this skank?

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (nRWPy)

87 66 A hard hole ain't got no conscience.
Posted by: Shaft! at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (HiLJ1)



I can find no track in a woman's heart.

Posted by: Bear Claw at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (NLLmE)

88 70 My husband was laughing at this last night. I find her being a psycho not funny.
Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (nRWPy)



He is laughing that he is beyond this, no doubt.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (ujg0T)

89 Breaking: Missing college student Mollie Tibbets body found. Yes, she was killed no other details.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (mpXpK)

90
I remember reading somewhere where some stripper said to avoid the one shoulder bare look because the tips suck.

Cleavage is good. One half bare tittie don't cut it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (LOgQ4)

91 So, her real name is Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (kqsXK)

92 Will I go to jail, Mr. Mueller, if I read a tweet by "Mischa"?

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (8ruUE)

93 Sadly, there are actual guys in that pic hoping she'll choose them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

94 Take Your Daughter To Hate Day

https://bit.ly/2N6q7T8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (+y/Ru)

95 "Mattress Girl" Emma Sulkowicz has a new "performance art" piece?
Posted by: cool breeze at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (UGKMd)


She might have at least dropped a few paint eggs out of her cooch.

I'm sorry. Was that gauche?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (Mouru)

96 Then she goes through the crowd and states "no this" and "no that", like she's picking out cold cuts or something.
I would have been like- "honey, you are way to self absorbed for someone of such minimal grace, poise, good looks, culture and physical beauty".

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (VpIIl)

97 I would not recommend dating this chick, to say the least.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM

Seems like she's into serial non-dating with all the guys she's stringing along.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (2NqXo)

98 Proof that capitalism will always beat socialism.

Posted by: SH at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (u5NuV)

99

So, this is what Marshal McLuhan referred to as a "pseudo-event?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (1AK1h)

100 So what, no pics of said strumpet?

Sad.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (6qErC)

101 The best part is going to be when she reveals her penis to the winner.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (xPl2J)

102 I'm surprised guys in Manhattan like girls.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (2LelM)

103 70 My husband was laughing at this last night. I find her being a psycho not funny.
Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (nRWPy)

You are correct. There is nothing funny about this. It's psychotic behavior from the woman and pathetic from the men, who willingly place them in a class that is below that of women and human beings.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 01:15 PM (+jsVQ)

104 so much for the pump and dump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 21, 2018 01:15 PM (KP5rU)

105 So some chick suckered some Brooklyn hipster with Martian name? Well, where's my tissues...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 01:15 PM (jDF8P)

106 twat waffle

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2018 01:15 PM (d7Ww2)

107 Attention holes gotta attention hole, who knew?!?!?!

I love real life, it truly is stranger than fiction.

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:15 PM (hvf9s)

108 The best part is going to be when she reveals her penis to the winner.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (xPl2J)


At a really awkward moment, too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:15 PM (Mouru)

109 102 I'm surprised guys in Manhattan like girls.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (2LelM)


"Ahem!"

- - me

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:15 PM (1AK1h)

110 I'm surprised guys in Manhattan like girls.

Well not all of them can be Lola and 'her' Cherry Cola.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:16 PM (YEriz)

111 Used and abused is a valid description of this chick and her entourage.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 01:16 PM (iiixZ)

112 Once again, you guys are killing me.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:16 PM (VpIIl)

113 There is nothing funny about this"

Yes there is.

I'm still laughing.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:16 PM (6qErC)

114 I showed up because I heard there was going to be a monkey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:16 PM (Mouru)

115 Wait, did "she" do a tuck job in those yoga pants?

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (VpIIl)

116 85

Is this a Russian scheme?
Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (z96ra)

Isn't everything?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (RD7QR)

117 Sadly, there are actual guys in that pic hoping she'll choose them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Mostly guys there. I wonder why?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (xSo9G)

118 these ...idiots..are lucky they still have all their organs attached

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (bUjCl)

119 It would have been awesome if all the guys started chanting at the same time 'SHOW YOUR TITS !!!! SHOW YOUR TITS!!!!'

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (2DOZq)

120 You kids with your twitter and your tinder, what ever happened to the good ol' fashion "Hey you wanna screw?".

Posted by: Kelp shaped sea monster at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (/tuJf)

121 That's almost as funny as Sarah Jeong's new persona.

But what elevates it is the narrator's interjections.

'What in the Scooby Doo' is great.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (84QUd)

122 The best part is going to be when she reveals her penis to the winner.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (xPl2J)

At a really awkward moment, too.
Posted by: Cicero


Like after the first round of tongue hockey.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (DKgtk)

123 Used and abused is a valid description of this chick and her entourage.


Can't wait until she shows up on #metoo...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (jDF8P)

124 I love a chick with her own public address system.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (Mouru)

125 She calls her crowd area the "friend zone"

Seriously this isn't the first time a woman has used dating to advance her career or social standing, much less just get a free meal. Its the cost of dating most men understand pretty quickly. Some women have zero interest in what you want, just what they can get. This woman was just a bit more brazen about it is all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (39g3+)

126 I thought this was the Greatest Thing In The History Of Ever.

And I am a great hater of the "Fairer "Sex" due to having married two of Satan's Favorite Whores.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (BfOXk)

127 She doesn't even look like an average healthy fertile mid 20 year old girl from the back.. I bet she is in her in mid 30's.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (+jsVQ)

128 Is Ace in that picture?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (hyuyC)

129 > Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey?

Please. It's Jackie Wacky Tacky Stacky Mackey Parker Posey Paisley Parsley Passably Possibly.

I think you and I may have been on the internet too long.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (Ib/RG)

130 I'm going to Eeyore it and say Manafort is found guilty on all counts.

Then the Left will go all "they finally got the bastard" like he was Al Capone.

Posted by: MAGA at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (kaL0k)

131 The Mormon version of Tinder is called Mutual. One of my friends met her fiancee on it, getting married soon. I've been thinking of taking the plunge and signing up.

I have had a few friends and family get married to someone they met on Tinder, but yeah it's rare.

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (hvf9s)

132 You were right, buzzion. Voila.

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (JJZzu)

133 Is this the up hole or the down hole event?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (/RKWU)

134 So a weeks ago I was on the Tinder machine...

I stopped reading there. That onion head clearly deserved whatever happened.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (ZYcR0)

135 Is Ace in that picture?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (hyuyC)



Is he carrying a shelf and a hammer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (Mouru)

136 What's being done to Manafort is the textbook definition of a political showtrial. Stalin couldn't have done it better.

We should be ashamed.


We should be furious

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (O2RFr)


We should be hanging people. But we won't.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (kqsXK)

137 and not sitting in an abandoned warehouse in a tub filled with ice...missing a kidney or balls or something

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (bUjCl)

138 Is Ace in that picture?

Winner!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (jDF8P)

139 hopefully if this woman did end up with one guy ... he doesn't show for the date, gives her a last minute call "sorry, you are so manipulative and dishonest, only an even bigger jerk than you would date you, and it would end badly"

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (bT8Z4)

140 Sadly, there are actual guys in that pic hoping she'll choose them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM


She'll end up picking a name out of a hat. A hat filled with a hundred pieces of paper with her steady boyfriends name on each one.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (LOgQ4)

141 Christopher Taylor, about that "friend zone"

Eagles, Hotel California. "All these pretty boys she calls friends, her mind is Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes Benz."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (YEriz)

142 Any guy that stayed and did this, mandatory chemical castration.

For the omega whore - Pinochet sends his regards.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (oZ6kz)

143 Tinder must have put a big dent in Kahlua sales.

Posted by: SH at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (u5NuV)

144 117Sadly, there are actual guys in that pic hoping she'll choose them.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
------------

Mostly guys there. I wonder why?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (xSo9G)



"I'm not doing anything today. Fuck it I'll stick around to see if I can get laid."

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (cAnNx)

145 If you click on the picture, you go to the Twitter link, and there's a video. She's not really that great looking.

This is just such bullsh*t. I feel sorry for guys trying to hook up and expect something this way.
The world is a mess, and it's getting worse.

And rappers and comics at the MTV Awards show last night seem to really not like Trump.
Is that a bug or a feature?

I'm thinking it's a feature. May they all wither and die.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (vcOmj)

146 The black guy on the left with his arms crossed doesn't look too thrilled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (AllCR)

147 101 The best part is going to be when she reveals her penis to the winner.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (xPl2J)

If Xhe says "'Scuse me while I whip this out!" it will have been worth it. Well, for us, anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

148 It would have been awesome if all the guys started chanting at the same time 'SHOW YOUR TITS !!!! SHOW YOUR TITS!!!!'

I'm guessing that the guys who stayed were hoping she'd pick them for being loyal and cheering for her, and would not want to jeopardize that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (39g3+)

149 124 I love a chick with her own public address system.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (Mouru)


Bob Sheppard is a tranny?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (1AK1h)

150 115 Wait, did "she" do a tuck job in those yoga pants?
Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (VpIIl)

That ain't a case of hemorrhoids...

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (NWiLs)

151
I'm going to Eeyore it and say Manafort is found guilty on all counts.



Then the Left will go all "they finally got the bastard" like he was Al Capone.

Posted by: MAGA at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (kaL0k)


Yeah, same here. I'm pretty sure Capt. Bill and his fellow cruisers are preparing mimosas for the celebration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

152 Is he carrying a shelf

Well, we know she's not standing on it.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:20 PM (elfAG)

153 On the upside, he's not in a dumpster.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2018 01:20 PM (RuIsu)

154 She calls her crowd area the "friend zone"

Seriously this isn't the first time a woman has used dating to advance her career or social standing, much less just get a free meal. Its the cost of dating most men understand pretty quickly. Some women have zero interest in what you want, just what they can get. This woman was just a bit more brazen about it is all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


And that's where Game Theory, aka, The Golden Rule comes in.

Play them before they play you.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 01:20 PM (DKgtk)

155
128 Is Ace in that picture?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (hyuyC)


That's a bannin'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 01:20 PM (pNxlR)

156 83 Instagram "models" are just girls trying to make money and be famous from their appearance. They go places and get pictures taken, work hard on their body, eat a miserable diet, and try to become famous all so they don't have to work to get all the things they want. Eh, work it while you got it, I guess. In 20 years you won't look like that so make money while you can I suppose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (39g3+)

Actually many of them are escorts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 21, 2018 01:20 PM (4ErVI)

157 I'm only surprised because most guys today aren't willing to work that hard for a date or relationship. Even to get laid.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:20 PM (VpIIl)

158 For any unfortunate 'ettes or people with single female friends, this kind of person is making it a lot harder to find a guy. Not only is she wasting hundreds of guys time, she's poisoning them for future dates.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 01:21 PM (mk7Bj)

159 She's a Digme.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 01:21 PM (HgMAr)

160 Pretty wide shoulders. Must've been a swimming champ at her all-girls' high school.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 01:21 PM (2NqXo)

161 131 The Mormon version of Tinder is called Mutual. One of my friends met her fiancee on it, getting married soon. I've been thinking of taking the plunge and signing up.

I have had a few friends and family get married to someone they met on Tinder, but yeah it's rare.
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (hvf9s)



Literally? Or do you mean cleaner and not raunchy or at least much less raunchy?

As for apps like this, I would recommend Bumble. In that one, if she signals that she is interested, she really *is* interested at least a little bit.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:21 PM (ujg0T)

162 Mostly guys there. I wonder why?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:17 PM (xSo9G)

Wait, did she not ask any women or trans ppl to come to her dating event? What kind of homophobe is she?!?!?!

Posted by: SJW upset at the cis-nornative oppression inherent in the system at August 21, 2018 01:21 PM (hvf9s)

163 LizLem, you're probably thinking of match.com or something. I think Tinder is strictly a hook-up app. I can't see there being a Mormon version! At least I hope not.

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 01:21 PM (JJZzu)

164 Is Ace in that picture?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 21, 2018 01:18 PM (hyuyC)



Sadly, the J. Crew Messenger Bag was an instant disqualifier.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:21 PM (Mouru)

165 Rut roh. Shep! Smith is reporting on a Gulfstream jet with some tatted up rapper on board in some kind of situation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

166 >> Is Ace in that picture?


No. He was running late...

She said she wanted him to bring some pancakes.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 01:22 PM (bpSxT)

167 Eagles, Hotel California. "All these pretty boys she calls friends, her mind is Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes Benz."

Although Don Henley is perhaps the biggest a-hole to ever walk the earth, he does have real talent as a poet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)

168 163 LizLem, you're probably thinking of match.com or something. I think Tinder is strictly a hook-up app. I can't see there being a Mormon version! At least I hope not.
Posted by: bluebell

Mormon Tinder is where you go for group sex

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:22 PM (FZYNt)

169 Not everything is a Lady Gaga video...

https://youtu.be/qrO4YZeyl0I

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:22 PM (YEriz)

170 Shep! is giving us a geography lesson now. "This is the island of Manhattan, and this is New Jersey."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:22 PM (ptqGC)

171 And I am a great hater of the "Fairer "Sex" due to having married two of Satan's Favorite Whores.

Hey, bro, hate the game, not the playa.

Posted by: Satan at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (kqsXK)

172 Not only is she wasting hundreds of guys time, she's poisoning them for future dates.

-----

No.

Most women poison dating future date's one at time.

She just did it bulk.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

173 Horde....what is Rule 1?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

174 I love a chick with her own public address system."

But not with a Telefunken U 47...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (6qErC)

175
Mormon Tinder is where you go for group sex
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:22 PM (FZYNt)

Do they accept non-Mormons. Asking for my wife.

Posted by: Bill krystol at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (mk7Bj)

176 I can't believe I went, and stayed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (P1AAi)

177 Mormon Tinder is where you go for group sex
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:22 PM (FZYNt)


If you set up a date on muslim Tinder, bring hay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (Mouru)

178 9 Can you get a bad virus from online dating services?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 01:03 PM (r9UYA)

What, you mean like the clap?

Posted by: Robert at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (Zogyx)

179 Yeah, same here. I'm pretty sure Capt. Bill and his fellow cruisers are preparing mimosas for the celebration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Appletinis.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

180 She seems nice. And trustworthy too. I mean, all that scheming, half-truths, lying and insults. Just the girl mom would like.
You would have to sleep with one eye open.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

181 Rut roh. Shep! Smith is reporting on a Gulfstream jet with some tatted up rapper on board in some kind of situation.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
-----------

Bad weather? Sharknado?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (CDGwz)

182 Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


Something something crazy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

183 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

Crush your enemies?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

184 Seriously this isn't the first time a woman has used dating to advance her career or social standing, much less just get a free meal. Its the cost of dating most men understand pretty quickly. Some women have zero interest in what you want, just what they can get. This woman was just a bit more brazen about it is all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Takes two to tango. What were those "men" hoping to
get by showing up?

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (bUjCl)

185 All Roads Lead to Hillary (In the Russia Collusion Hoax):

https://www.bongino.com/the-russia-connection-all-roads-lead-to-hillary-clinton/

Posted by: Sharkman at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (BfOXk)

186
Tiffany Twisted???


W.t.F??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (8XRCm)

187 33
26 What's being done to Manafort is the textbook definition of a political showtrial. Stalin couldn't have done it better.



We should be ashamed.





We should be furious

Posted by: It's me donna at August 21, 2018 01:07 PM (O2RFr)

==========
We are furious. We have been furious since November, 2016. We did something about it. We need to continue to do more about it in November, 2018.

Imagine if Stalin had Facebook at his disposal. Looks like that soon we won't have to imagine.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (UsCnO)

188 Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

No land wars in Asia?

Posted by: Bill krystol at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (mk7Bj)

189 Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState



We don't talk about Rule #1?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (DKgtk)

190 Sadly, the J. Crew Messenger Bag was an instant disqualifier.
Posted by: Cicero


Those aren't cheap, you know.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (vcOmj)

191 I TRUST NO ONE. I TRUST NOTHING ANYMORE. VANITY WILL BE THE DEMISE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION. DON'T GET GOT. THE END.

he was smart to be inquisitive and cautious

I'm so glad I'm married and hope to God it lasts forever.

I wouldn't know the first thing on how to date in this new world of ours.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (uPlWr)

192 "Takes two to tango. What were those "men" hoping to
get by showing up?

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (bUjCl) "

Easy sex. But they're *honest* about it.

Most of them, at least.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (oZ6kz)

193 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

----

Dont sock Ace??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (8XRCm)

194 Horde....what is Rule 1?

Don't look up "Rule 34" while at work?

Posted by: DocJ at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (NYS7S)

195 73 Could have been worse. At least he still has his kidneys.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:12 PM (CDGwz)

So no side holes, then.

Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (7HtZB)

196 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


Rape, then pillage?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (Mouru)

197 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

It's a bad idea to go on Tinder?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (AllCR)

198 Eww gross, random hair white dyed spots. I wouldn't even let that in the house.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (nRWPy)

199
This story is why I have little sympathy for wannabe Hollywood starlets claiming they were sexually abused.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (10vO4)

200 What is this, how you say, "Tinder?"

Is that anything like a digital vagina?

Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM (CdLX2)

201 wow.. she sure thinks a lot of herself.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM (kG5hP)

202 > She seems nice. And trustworthy too.

Clint Eastwood would recommend buying her a house on the first date and then just walking away. It would save much time and angst.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM (Ib/RG)

203 "Horde....what is Rule 1? "

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, metaphorically speaking...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM (VpIIl)

204 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

Always use a level?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM (pUDQf)

205 Rut roh. Shep! Smith is reporting on a Gulfstream jet with some tatted up rapper on board in some kind of situation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

-----------



Bad weather? Sharknado?

Two blown tires. Gonna land at Barnes Airport in Mass. Maybe this will be the day that rap dies?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM (jDF8P)

206
The only thing this proves is the same of all of history, the vag is a powerful influence.

"Eat the apple Adam!"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM (r+sAi)

207 "Natasha", huh- and in Trump's hometown... finally, the evidence I've been looking for!

Posted by: Robert Mueller - An Executive Branch of One at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (8ruUE)

208 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

measure once, cut twice?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (FZYNt)

209 Easy sex. But they're *honest* about it.

Most of them, at least.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (oZ6kz)

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (bUjCl)

210 "Horde....what is Rule 1? "

Don't trust Whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.

Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (7HtZB)

211 Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState
-------------

Comment first, then read the content?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (CDGwz)

212 "I want you ugly."
"I want your disease."
"as long as it's free."

Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (I9Sw7)

213 It could have been worse. She could have gotten these guys together to sell AmWay.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (Y+IL9)

214 Rule 1 : No touching of the hair or face.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (P1AAi)

215 If you set up a date on muslim Tinder, bring hay."

Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (6qErC)

216 > Tiffany Twisted???


> W.t.F??

It's like a titty twister, but with nipple jewelry involved.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (Ib/RG)

217 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)



Ask for the bj before anal?

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (cAnNx)

218 >>> And rappers and comics at the MTV Awards show last night seem to really not like Trump.
Is that a bug or a feature?

Nicky Minaj apparently compared her bravery to that of Harriet Tubman's. To society's credit, it was not well received, hah.

Since Hollywood refuses to make films about pistol packing, black republican women like Tubman and Ida B Wells, no wonder Minaj does not know her own history!

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (hvf9s)

219 "173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

Crush your enemies?"

Put the seat back down when you're done?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (wldC6)

220 Why did the jury ask for a new verdict sheet?

That's intriguing.

The judge denied their request.

Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (MAstk)

221 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

Always use a level?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM (pUDQf)


haha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (uPlWr)

222 184 Seriously this isn't the first time a woman has used dating to advance her career or social standing, much less just get a free meal. Its the cost of dating most men understand pretty quickly. Some women have zero interest in what you want, just what they can get. This woman was just a bit more brazen about it is all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Takes two to tango. What were those "men" hoping to
get by showing up?

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:24 PM (bUjCl)



You miss the point. This woman had no real interest in the guys.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

223 >>The only thing this proves is the same of all of history, the vag is a powerful influence.


Never understood women wanting the right to Vote.

You'd think they'd fight to have 'Pussy' listed on the Commodities Exchange.

Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (bpSxT)

224 Horde....what is Rule 1?"

Righty tightey?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (6qErC)

225 She might have at least dropped a few paint eggs out of her cooch.

I'm sorry. Was that gauche?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:14 PM (Mouru)
.............


Ah, the classics.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (HgMAr)

226 I like how jaded the guy already was about Tinder: "So, I was shopping my soul around on Tinder..."
I'm really glad I'm married and not thrown into the social media cesspool of hookups.
BTW, there's a great documentary out there about a professor at BU who requires her students to go on a conventional date as part of their grade. Every parent should watch.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (ty7RM)

227 128 Is Ace in that picture?
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I was wondering if the guy was ace.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (Bdeb0)

228 Rap will be with us til the end of time unfortunately.


It hasn't changed in 35 years.

Posted by: Bear Claw at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (NLLmE)

229 I am not dismissing all dating apps or services, but tinder is for an easy hookup.

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (bUjCl)

230 Out of a hundred guys she's lucky that one of them is not a vengeful psychopath.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (2DOZq)

231 None of these Tinder bitches can take a good punch without opening their top holes to the media.

Posted by: Keith Ellison - US Representative at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (r9UYA)

232 Rut roh. Shep! Smith is reporting on a Gulfstream jet with some tatted up rapper on board in some kind of situation.

-
If they throw the rapper out, can the jet be saved?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

233 Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas

https://youtu.be/WoqCyGIguLc

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (YEriz)

234
173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


If it hurts when you pee, don't blame it on me?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

235 .
What's the diff between a hung jury and a deadlocked jury?

Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (z96ra)

236 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)



Always bring enough gum for everyone?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (Mouru)

237 Women quickly found out that dating sites are an easy way to get their fix of adulation, self-worth and vanity. They don't want to date you. They likely already have a steady dude or chick for sex. You're job, should you choose to accept it is to shower her with compliments so she feels good about herself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (pUDQf)

238 lolwhore

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (nFwvY)

239 You guys don't disappoint.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (p+Wdc)

240 You'd think they'd fight to have 'Pussy' listed on the Commodities Exchange.
Posted by: garrett

TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!

Posted by: The Duke Brothers at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (FZYNt)

241 173
Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


Stupid question. There are no rules.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (q1VoB)

242 O/T, but pretty important...

Minnesota:
Muslims say they will show their power next week at Vikings stadium

There is a secret plan to literally sneak fifty thousand Muslims into the Minnesota Vikings US Bank Stadium.

Feast of the Sacrifice...at US Bank Stadium? Yup.

Their own words not mine: "to show our unity and power".
What is the Islamic event about?

Well it's called EID AL ADHA - Feast of the Sacrifice.

About a week and a half ago we discovered this program being sponsored by some very interesting people and organizations.

Fifty thousand people - two day event on the 21st and 22nd of August at our Minnesota Vikings US Bank Stadium. That is tantamount to two Super Bowls back to back. We just had a Super Bowl here recently and capacity is between 60 and 65 thousand people. These folks have, in a very stealth fashion, invited 50 thousand people to be in the stadium on the 21st and 22nd - both days.

https://tinyurl.com/y6uf3btd

Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (VLEp3)

243 Why did the jury ask for a new verdict sheet? "

They filled out the college football pool all wrong?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (6qErC)

244 Rule 1 : No touching of the hair or face.
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (P1AAi)


I've heard it's no kissing on the mouth and money upfront.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (uPlWr)

245 Two blown tires. Gonna land at Barnes Airport in Mass.

It's Massachusetts, don't celebrities go for water landings?

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (TQyCa)

246 Honestly, I'm probably going to re-up before the war comes. Because stuff like this presages it's going to happen.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (VpIIl)

247 Takes two to tango. What were those "men" hoping to
get by showing up?


Well I suspect most are looking for sex, but they aren't exactly being sneaky about it, and what I'm referring to are women who'll go on dates just to get a nice meal, which is fraud. Women who just date someone to get nice things, not to give anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (39g3+)

248 Horde....what is Rule 1?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


Don't buy a drill from IKEA?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

249 148 It would have been awesome if all the guys started chanting at the same time 'SHOW YOUR TITS !!!! SHOW YOUR TITS!!!!'

I'm guessing that the guys who stayed were hoping she'd pick them for being loyal and cheering for her, and would not want to jeopardize that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:19 PM (39g3+)



Which is a bummer. The appropriate response to her *would* be for all to chant "Show us your tits!"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (ujg0T)

250 "I love a chick with her own public address system."


Maybe that's why she needs to recruit all those random guys. As roadies to lug that shit all over town as she makes dozens of personal appearances a day on the sidewalks and in the parks.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (2NqXo)

251 The only thing this proves is the same of all of history, the vag front hole is a powerful influence.

"Eat the apple Adam!"
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 21, 2018 01:26 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: Assistant Associate Editor, AoSHQ Comment Correctness Constabulary Corps at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (ctuyM)

252 Never talk about putting your dick in crazy club.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (NLLmE)

253
If you set up a date on muslim Tinder, bring hay."
Neigh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:27 PM (6qErC)


And bring some for her fodder and her mudder too.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (10vO4)

254 Two blown tires. Gonna land at Barnes Airport in Mass. Maybe this will be the day that rap dies?
Posted by: tu3031
------------

There are no atheists aboard a plane in trouble. Though I don't think blown tires amount to much...when I'm not aboard.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (CDGwz)

255 Horde....what is Rule 1?"

Only break one law at a time?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (d7Ww2)

256 Power of the P.

It's a real thing.

Posted by: Helena of Troy at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (2DOZq)

257 What's the diff between a hung jury and a deadlocked jury?

Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM



The deadlocked jury can't tell how deep the jury pool is.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (p+Wdc)

258 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)



Never take sides against the Family?

Posted by: Michael Corleone at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (Mouru)

259 You're job, should you choose to accept it is to shower her with compliments so she feels good about herself.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM (pUDQf)

They should rename the app "narcissism."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (AllCR)

260 You miss the point. This woman had no real interest in the guys.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

No you miss the point, they played the tinder game, they accepted the risk, now complaining of outcome

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (bUjCl)

261 236
173 Horde....what is Rule 1?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


Don't get the pudding cups out too early?


Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (nRWPy)

262 Is that Cyrillic script?

ACE INCLUDED A TWEET FROM A RUSSIAN BOT IN HIS POST11111!1!1!!1

Posted by: Looney Leftists at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (DzFIB)

263 You miss the point. This woman had no real interest in the guys.
Posted by: Curmudgeon


So, you're saying she's a lesbian?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (vcOmj)

264 Nicky Minaj apparently compared her bravery to that of Harriet Tubman's. To society's credit, it was not well received, hah.


I WONDER IF I HAVE A HARRIET TUBMAN COSTUME TO WEAR SO I CAN TWEET MY SUPPORT TO NICKY!!! YOU GO BRAVE GIRL!!!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (jDF8P)

265 What's the diff between a hung jury and a deadlocked jury?"

Water's deep...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (6qErC)

266 I'm so glad I'm married and hope to God it lasts forever.

I wouldn't know the first thing on how to date in this new world of ours.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 01:25 PM (uPlWr)

And a guy like me is completely and totally hosed.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (NWiLs)

267 So glad I married.

Posted by: Pep at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (+CM+S)

268 Crazy but the back shot screams skinny but a one.

Hunker down and observe who doesn't know the 'put in crazy' wisdom. The two brains in a sack types.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (e1mEI)

269
Horde Rule #1

"Pics or it didn't happen?"

Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (I9Sw7)

270 So, you're saying she's a lesbian?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America

I didn't see any flannel

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (FZYNt)

271
What's the diff between a hung jury and a deadlocked jury?

Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM



An inch or two

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (10vO4)

272 People are stooooooopid.

Having said that, it reminds me of a VERY bad date in Houston in the 90s.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (Boy/L)

273 As for apps like this, I would recommend Bumble.

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: Yukon Cornelius at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (kqsXK)

274
What's the diff between a hung jury and a dreadlocked jury?

Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM

-----

The hair products they use??

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (8XRCm)

275 Oh my.


https://twitter.com/JakeBGibson/status/1031952632993263621

Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (MAstk)

276 So glad I married.

And amen to this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (Boy/L)

277 Don't buy a drill from IKEA?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM


Some say it's the driller, & not the size of the battery pack of the drill.

Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (ctuyM)

278 "Ghosting" is just blowing someone off, not replying, pretending they don't exist, etc."


My older brother was the king of "Ghosting" before it was even a thing since he hated confrontations. I once got a call from an ex that he was blowing off and she said to me: "Tell your pussy brother that I take the hint, ok."

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (OD2ni)

279 85 Is this a Russian scheme?

i'm pretty sure that's one of them thar tautologies; you know, a proposition that is always true.

"Is X a Russian scheme? Yes." for any X.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (NmR1a)

280 want a relationship? Don't use easy hookup app to get an easy lay

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (bUjCl)

281 People are stooooooopid.

Having said that, it reminds me of a VERY bad date in Houston in the 90s.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:31 PM (Boy/L)



Did 50 other guys show up?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (Mouru)

282 "Horde....what is Rule 1"

Unless you like being used, broke and discarded like a old rag any relationship that starts with a huge, massive deception isn't a good idea to pursue further.

Posted by: Ripley at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (MxEKc)

283 83
Instagram "models" are just girls trying to make money and be famous
from their appearance. They go places and get pictures taken, work hard
on their body, eat a miserable diet, and try to become famous all so
they don't have to work to get all the things they want. Eh, work it
while you got it, I guess. In 20 years you won't look like that so make
money while you can I suppose.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:13 PM (39g3+)
--------------------------------
Yeah maybe, but what would the ONT's be without kbdabear's fine collection of Instagram models every evening in the Comments section?
Life would be a more miserable place, that's what. And kbdabear would have to work longer to quell the uprising of the missing nightly links.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (UsCnO)

284 It's Massachusetts, don't celebrities go for water landings?

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM


Not sure about the celebrities, but we certainly approve.

Posted by: The Great White Sharks at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (p+Wdc)

285 And this is why I'm 99% sure I'm just going to end up moving to Japan and trying to marry a girl who's been trapped in a well during this decade.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (oZ6kz)

286 You miss the point. This woman had no real interest in the guys.

I thought that was the point of Tinder?

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (iYaJJ)

287 At least working girls are honest.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

288 Want an easy lay? Accept the risks, don't complain

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (bUjCl)

289 Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


Just don't lose the money?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (kqsXK)

290 I'm guessing that the guys who stayed were hoping she'd pick them for
being loyal and cheering for her, and would not want to jeopardize
that.

***

You have to understand that type of person you are dealing with. Someone that would pull a stunt like this isn't into loyalty - she wants drama.

If you really want to play the game, jump up on stage, take the mic and start singing "Never gonna give you up"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (eSx+E)

291 Horde Rule #1

"Pics or it didn't happen?"

So... over to the intertubez. She's not all that. Seriously. If she's what passes for an instagram "model", then ...


meh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (6qErC)

292 Manafort Jury Note to Judge: What Does It Mean for the Final Verdict If We Can Reach a Consensus on 17 Counts But Can't Reach a Consensus on One

That wasn't the question.

The question, accdng to theHill, "Your honor, if we cannot come to a consensus on a single count, how do we fill out the jury verdict form for that count and what does that mean for the final verdict?

Says nothing about which counts have consensus.

It could actually mean "We can't agree on any of them."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (1jWCo)

293 Want a nice church-going girl ?

Go to church

Posted by: SMOD at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (e8kgV)

294 @220

As well he should.


These deliberations are antithetical to justice so the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae would be for entries on the verdict sheet to be crossed out and replaced by some other verdict.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (kT3/m)

295 These pictured guys should mostly be embarrassed that they've advertised they use tinder and prob have stds.

Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (nRWPy)

296 Idiot's Name is Post Malone

Posted by: Nothing is Going to Happen at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (y3aQB)

297 Yeah, same here. I'm pretty sure Capt. Bill and his fellow cruisers are preparing mimosas for the celebration.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Appletinis.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (vcOmj)

honest to god, I once served The Rock a couple appletini's when he came in the restaurant in Charlotte.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (8D42x)

298 "What's the diff between a hung jury and a dreadlocked jury?

Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 01:29 PM"


One has Milton Berle on it.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (OD2ni)

299 What's the diff between a hung jury and a deadlocked jury?

I think its that a hung jury is when they all decide they can't come to an agreement and tell the bailiff that, and a deadlocked jury is when they can't even come to that conclusion and just keep arguing. Usually because at least one of them thinks he's in 12 Angry Men and is going to decide the case single handedly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (39g3+)

300 Good thing she brought bodyguards.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (vbJig)

301 293 Want a nice church-going girl ?

Go to church
Posted by: SMOD at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (e8kgV)

I can attest from first hand experience that this can end catastrophically. There are no guarantees.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

302 And this is why I'm 99% sure I'm just going to end up moving to Japan and trying to marry a girl who's been trapped in a well during this decade.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter


* blub, blub, blub *

Posted by: 12th Imam at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (LOgQ4)

303 LizLem, you're probably thinking of match.com or something. I think Tinder is strictly a hook-up app. I can't see there being a Mormon version! At least I hope not. Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 01:21 PM (JJZzu)

Nope, Mormons use Tinder to date-date. This is much easier to do in Utah, since there are so many of us. But I think since Mutual started up most ppl I know have switched to that. You don't have to look for little clues to tell you if the person is LDS or not like you do in the Tinder profiles; on Mutual it is pretty much a given. You chat, set up a real date, see if it works. I think it feels less pressure-filled because you just met them on an app.

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (hvf9s)

304 Isn't this whole game show in Union Square just a live version of dating apps?

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (iYaJJ)

305 Is the pilot of the plane a Kennedy?

Then yes water landings are totes on the wet and wet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (YEriz)

306 And rappers and comics at the MTV Awards show last night seem to really not like Trump.
Is that a bug or a feature?
____________

I'd like to see somebody with a clipboard and a pen and some sort of official uniform walking through the crowd of dummies with "Fuck the Wall" t-shirts and ask them to provide their bank account and bank routing numbers and then sign this authorization for monthly debits from your account for the multiple third-world immigrant families you're going to be providing for the rest of your life.

"What's that? Oh, you meant you want open borders, and you want somebody else to pay for the huge costs of open borders. Take off that stupid shirt then, fuckwit. It doesn't work that way."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (fqUgw)

307 260 You miss the point. This woman had no real interest in the guys.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:28 PM (ujg0T)

No you miss the point, they played the tinder game, they accepted the risk, now complaining of outcome
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (bUjCl)



Oh puhleeze. As Christopher Taylor stated it, "Well I suspect most are looking for sex, but they aren't exactly being sneaky about it, and what I'm referring to are women who'll go on dates just to get a nice meal, which is fraud. Women who just date someone to get nice things, not to give anything."

And frankly, increasingly dealing with women like that, who seem to be more numerous with each passing day, is less and less worth the bother.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (ujg0T)

308 I'm a Triple Platinum Tinder member.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (vtcmf)

309 Rush making fun of Shep and his BREAKING NEWS !!!
LOL

Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (r9UYA)

310 Rule #1

If the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (jsWA8)

311 > What's the diff between a hung jury and a dreadlocked jury?


Some of us are both hung and dreadlocked, mon.

But I still did not shoot the deputy.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Marley at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (Ib/RG)

312 Nicky Minaj apparently compared her bravery to that of Harriet Tubman's. To society's credit, it was not well received, hah.

***

She's saving people from Democrats?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (eSx+E)

313 When you play the Game of Tinder, you either win, or you get used by malignant narcissists trying to parlay their above average looks into being a cheap escort and shilling yogurt on Instagram.

I think Jon Snow said that line.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (oZ6kz)

314 Did 50 other guys show up?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:32 PM (Mouru)


No, but if I am not totally stupid, it was her former sugar daddy who walked into the bar when she told me to "just play along."

I left.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (Boy/L)

315
241 173
Horde....what is Rule 1?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

Stupid question. There are no rules.


not true. there is always rule 34.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (NmR1a)

316 What was your first clue?

Whoa, it's like a real fucking sausage-fest up in here, ya'll!

Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (CdLX2)

317 261
236

173 Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

Don't get the pudding cups out too early?






Posted by: dagny at August 21, 2018 01:30 PM (nRWPy)


Close.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (PFd3d)

318 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I WAS JUST GOING TO JERK OFF ON HER FACE ANYWAY.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLICKBURGER at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (FTPVM)

319 She's the reason for the popularity of sex bots.

Posted by: Bosk at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (fjMEv)

320 Tinder is a pretty shallow thing in the first place.

Other than wasting everybody's time I don't see a big deal.

She used a shallow thing to do a very shallow thing. They'll live.

Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (NLLmE)

321 313 When you play the Game of Tinder, you either win, or you get used by malignant narcissists trying to parlay their above average looks into being a cheap escort and shilling yogurt on Instagram.

I think Jon Snow said that line.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (oZ6kz)

I thought Grindr was for shilling yogurt.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

322 gotta go

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (mpXpK)

323
I think Jon Snow said that line.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (oZ6kz

That dude doesn't know shit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (pUDQf)

324 Broseidon?

Girl in a well?

Been watching Ringu again?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (YEriz)

325 302 And this is why I'm 99% sure I'm just going to end up moving to Japan and trying to marry a girl who's been trapped in a well during this decade.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter

Wouldn't she just kill you after 7 days? I suppose that's better than dragging it out for years.

Posted by: Bill krystol at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj)

326 I'm starting to think that women might not always tell the truth to guys.

Posted by: Mega at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (yNKCC)

327 Young wymmins tricks dumb guys. = Dog bites man. I*m shocked! Shocked I tell you!

Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (gmo/4)

328 313 When you play the Game of Tinder, you either win, or you get used by malignant narcissists trying to parlay their above average looks into being a cheap escort and shilling yogurt on Instagram.

not gonna check urban dictionary; wouldn't be prudent. but i suspect there are entire tumblrs dedicated to shilling yogurt.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (NmR1a)

329 >>Out of a hundred guys she's lucky that one of them is not a vengeful psychopath.

Yet.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (/tuJf)

330 There are no guarantees.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)



No, but there are probabilities.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (lwiT4)

331 which counts have consensus."

But which counts have chocula?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (6qErC)

332 honest to god, I once served The Rock a couple appletini's when he came in the restaurant in Charlotte.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM


Did you get The People's Eyebrow?

Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (ctuyM)

333 Rush making fun of Shep and his BREAKING NEWS !!!
LOL



Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (r9UYA)


Fucking Shemp, He is a parody of his self

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (M+Lyo)

334 Want a nice church-going girl ?

Go to church


Yeah. If you're going to bars and upset at the quality of women you meet, what did you expect? If you're using an app like Tinder, don't complaint that all you meet are shallow and crazy sluts. Its like jumping into a gorilla pen, then complaining when they beat you to death.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (39g3+)

335 I would have fucked and sucked every "man" there. What an opportunity!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 21, 2018 01:38 PM (FTPVM)

336 there is literally no process that some humans will not pervert. if that ruins your view of civilization you may be a little naive.

Posted by: x at August 21, 2018 01:38 PM (nFwvY)

337 The question, accdng to theHill, "Your honor, if we cannot come to a consensus on a single count, how do we fill out the jury verdict form for that count and what does that mean for the final verdict?

Says nothing about which counts have consensus.

It could actually mean "We can't agree on any of them."
________________

Unlikely, otherwise it would have said ". . . how do we fill out the jury verdict form for those counts . . ."

Instead, it refers to "that count" -- that one being the one they can't form a consensus for.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2018 01:38 PM (fqUgw)

338 Off sock

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 01:38 PM (mk7Bj)

339 You don't have to look for little clues to tell you if the person is LDS or not like you do in the Tinder profiles; on Mutual it is pretty much a given. You chat, set up a real date, see if it works. I think it feels less pressure-filled because you just met them on an app.
Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (hvf9s)
--------

Mutual sounds like a much safer arrangement!

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 01:38 PM (JJZzu)

340 If a guy did this he would be torn to pieces like Orpheus.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (cct0t)

341 I'm starting to think that women might not always tell the truth to guys.
Posted by: Mega at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM


You are too young to be so cynical.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (ctuyM)

342 Nicky Minaj apparently compared her bravery to that of Harriet Tubman's. To society's credit, it was not well received, hah.
.............

Pretty brave to squeeze that fat ass into that outfit and go out in public.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (HgMAr)

343 shilling yogurt"

Hmm. Cheap yogurt.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (6qErC)

344 "Wouldn't she just kill you after 7 days? I suppose that's better than dragging it out for years.

Posted by: Bill krystol at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj) "

I appreciate a woman that is aggressive and knows what she want.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (oZ6kz)

345 Anyone here ever see the movie The Shape of Things' ?

it is a fucked up movie

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (M+Lyo)

346 332 honest to god, I once served The Rock a couple appletini's when he came in the restaurant in Charlotte.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM

Did you get The People's Eyebrow?
Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (ctuyM)

You should have demanded his Man Card the moment he ordered an appletini.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

347 No, but if I am not totally stupid, it was her former sugar daddy who walked into the bar when she told me to "just play along."

I left.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (Boy/L)



Lynyrd Skynyrd wrote a song about this date.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (Mouru)

348 What's a Tunder?
Posted by: garrett


What you use to burn down the stage.

Posted by: Guy who responded to the BS at August 21, 2018 01:39 PM (fJD+N)

349
If a guy did this he would be torn to pieces like Orpheus.

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I couldn't trust that guy any further then I could throw his wife.

Posted by: Hades at August 21, 2018 01:40 PM (eSx+E)

350 Manafort was called in ... so they would seem to have at least a partial decision ... any time given for an announcement?

If he is sentenced to 300 years, does he still go through the second Mueller persecution trial? Or does he do that after the 300 years?

Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 01:40 PM (bT8Z4)

351 173
Horde....what is Rule 1?


Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


You're not going to like the new rules.

Props to Jurt Schlichter

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 01:40 PM (q1VoB)

352 You have to understand that type of person you are dealing with. Someone that would pull a stunt like this isn't into loyalty - she wants drama.

If you really want to play the game, jump up on stage, take the mic and start singing "Never gonna give you up"
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (eSx+E)


I bet a handful of those that stayed wanted their 15 minutes of fame too. Ride the wave sort of thing.

Too many opportunists trying to get rich quick now.

He plays his cards right he'll get a book deal!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 01:40 PM (uPlWr)

353 I've heard of Tinder, but I don't know what a "Hunger Games dating competition" is. I feel so out of it.

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2018 01:40 PM (xjiRE)

354 Mutual"

as in "of Omaha's Wild Kingdom"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:40 PM (6qErC)

355 Good thing she brought bodyguards.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (vbJig)


nice touch, huh?

she knew she would anger people and possible create a mob mentality.

what a lowlife

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (uPlWr)

356 334
Want a nice church-going girl ?



Go to church



Yeah. If you're going to bars and upset at the quality of women you
meet, what did you expect? If you're using an app like Tinder, don't
complaint that all you meet are shallow and crazy sluts. Its like
jumping into a gorilla pen, then complaining when they beat you to
death.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (39g3+)

But in my case, they took me for the crazy one.

Posted by: Harambe at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (jxbfJ)

357
What's a Tunder?
Posted by: garrett


A fat girl on Tinder

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (10vO4)

358 Girl in a well?
...........


I think if you go all the way to Japan you might as well just buy a sex robot.

Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (HgMAr)

359 Hunger Games dating game.. so which of those Betas was District 69?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (YEriz)

360 >>I appreciate a woman that is aggressive and knows what she want.

Come to me my beautiful Nimrod.

Posted by: Avital Ronnell at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (/tuJf)

361 Yeah. If you're going to bars and upset at the quality of women you meet, what did you expect? If you're using an app like Tinder, don't complaint that all you meet are shallow and crazy sluts. Its like jumping into a gorilla pen, then complaining when they beat you to death.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (39g3+)


I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.

Or app.

Or whatever the kids call it these days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (kqsXK)

362 Did she bring 2 cups?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (jsWA8)

363 Horde Rule #1

She always looks different than her picture.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (ty7RM)

364 he would be torn to pieces like Orpheus"

Hear, hear!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (6qErC)

365 353
I've heard of Tinder, but I don't know what a "Hunger Games dating competition" is. I feel so out of it.

Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2018 01:40 PM (xjiRE)

If she is going to play games to just get you to go out with her, can you imagine what the actual dates would be like?
What is it that the horde says about putting something into crazy?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (jxbfJ)

366 321 313 When you play the Game of Tinder, you either win, or you get used by malignant narcissists trying to parlay their above average looks into being a cheap escort and shilling yogurt on Instagram.

I think Jon Snow said that line.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 21, 2018 01:35 PM (oZ6kz)

I thought Grindr was for shilling yogurt.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:36 PM (NWiLs)



Custard tossing.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (cAnNx)

367 301 293 Want a nice church-going girl ?

Go to church
Posted by: SMOD at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (e8kgV)

I can attest from first hand experience that this can end catastrophically. There are no guarantees.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)



It is all too easy for women at church to claim that all is well because they are forgiven, even if their bad habits, addictions, debt problems, etc., are still present.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (ujg0T)

368 Its like jumping into a gorilla pen, then complaining when they beat you to death.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM


Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Onenametroll at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (ctuyM)

369 All your front holes are belonged to us

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (JFO2v)

370 350 Manafort was called in ... so they would seem to have at least a partial decision ... any time given for an announcement?
_________________

Doesn't necessarily mean they have a verdict. Defendants get called back for all sorts of things during deliberations -- jury has a question, jury wants to have some testimony read back, jury wants to see a piece of evidence again, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2018 01:43 PM (fqUgw)

371 What's a Tunder?
Posted by: garrett "

The sound of her thighs?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:43 PM (6qErC)

372 363
Horde Rule #1



She always looks different than her picture.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (ty7RM)

Horde Rule #2
Someone somewhere threw her back because they were sick and tired of her shit.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 01:43 PM (jxbfJ)

373 What is it that the horde says about putting something into crazy?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (jxbfJ)



"Dick." I believe the expression refers to, "your dick."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:43 PM (Mouru)

374 Any idiot who falls for something like this is not sponge-worthy.

Posted by: Elaine at August 21, 2018 01:43 PM (PFd3d)

375 What is it that the horde says about putting something into crazy?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (jxbfJ)

do not stick weenus in crazy front holes

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2018 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

376 Horde....what is Rule 1"

Unless you like being used, broke and discarded like a old rag any relationship that starts with a huge, massive deception isn't a good idea to pursue further.
Posted by: Ripley

Why are you bitching!?! You still have the other kidney!!!!

Posted by: Ms. Tindersaurus at August 21, 2018 01:44 PM (fJD+N)

377 I'd fuck me

Posted by: Buffy Bill at August 21, 2018 01:44 PM (FTPVM)

378 Shoulda left the chains on Johns!

I told you you shoulda ghosted me.
Billy bad @ss.

Posted by: Riddick at August 21, 2018 01:44 PM (e1wTh)

379 I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.

Jeebus. Wars have started for less.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:44 PM (Boy/L)

380 she knew she would anger people and possible create a mob mentality.

what a lowlife
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (uPlWr)
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Or just wanted to make herself look important. Or both.

Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 01:44 PM (JJZzu)

381 Uh, what the heck YouTube?

https://youtu.be/uGjHsLnUO1U

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (YEriz)

382 I know for a fact that some "gals" use churches and temples etc as hunting grounds. No guarantees that those showing up for singles mingle are more virtuous than the tinder girl

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (bUjCl)

383 I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.

Change it to a Moron Dating Auction and I'm in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (Mouru)

384 Was it you, Ace?

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (CwOPz)

385 I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.

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Yeah... because there's not NEARLY enough animosity on the ONT as it is. Let's turn it up to 11!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (AzW6q)

386 for those keeping score

crazy = front hole

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (PNcou)

387 Yeah, church is THE best pick up spot.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (FTPVM)

388 That seems like a ridiculous amount of effort to go to for a pretty stupid stunt. She had to have correspondence with ALL of those guys (and those were just the ones dumb enough to show up) over a period of weeks to get them to show . For what? I'm sure she was hoping to go viral* and get all kinds of attention out of her stunt.
Here's hoping her Warhol clock is at 14:59.
*That expression can die any day now.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (ty7RM)

389 >>Out of a hundred guys she's lucky that one of them is not a vengeful psychopath. Yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (/tuJf)

I was busy that night.

Posted by: David Hogg at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (hvf9s)

390 all I can think is everyone there is sleazy.

let's hook up, you get what you worked for.

Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (dPd5y)

391 I know for a fact that some "gals" use churches and temples etc as hunting grounds. No guarantees that those showing up for singles mingle are more virtuous than the tinder girl
Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (bUjCl)

Plenty of sinners in any church

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (y8Foj)

392 "Woman ... Swindles Guys, Gets Attention"

So the basic headline dates back to ... Adam and whatshername?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (6qErC)

393 The guy in the shorts with his back to us looks kinda like Breitbart.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (CwOPz)

394 BTW--What the hell is wrong with Drudge? Link on the front page says Cohen is "ready to flip." Click it and you find out he is just copping a plea.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (Boy/L)

395
379 I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.

Jeebus. Wars have started for less.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:44 PM (Boy/L)



It's called the ONT. Just ask Shibumi and Bozo Conservative.

Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (cAnNx)

396 I guess I really don't get what she intended to accomplish with this. Isv this some sort of "see look how thirsty all these guys are? They only care about sex" thing?

This basically seems like it's the social version of entrampment. If I walk up to someone and say "want $5?" Then when they say yes I didn't prove anything about how greedy they are, I offered a low effort way to something of value. Same here. It takes a warped understanding of the male psyche to think or would be hard to find a bunch of guys interested in a hookup, especially when you are a moderately attractive woman and you lead them on.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (mk7Bj)

397 Parents Sending 300 Children As Young As Seven To ISIS Training Camps In Kosovo

-
Pretty much like Vacation Bible School except no bacon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

398 On the new season of

"The Crazycats Bachelorette"

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (PNcou)

399 382
I know for a fact that some "gals" use churches and temples etc as
hunting grounds. No guarantees that those showing up for singles mingle
are more virtuous than the tinder girl

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (bUjCl)
Well, there is that legend about preachers' daughters.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (jxbfJ)

400 Plenty of sinners in any church

That would be everyone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (Boy/L)

401 Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (ujg0T)

Really? I've never known anyone at church that claimed that. They may not admit to sins and faults all the time but not because Jesus said they were forgiven.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (AllCR)

402 also never understood the pick someone up at a bar.
scarier than cht to me.

Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (dPd5y)

403 I was busy that night.
Posted by: David Hogg at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (hvf9s)

-----

Yeah.

Liar.



Like you like girls.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (8XRCm)

404 That's a pretty slow Friday night for me.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (vg8iE)

405 That seems like a ridiculous amount of effort to go to for a pretty stupid stunt.
We're talking about her, aren't we?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (jDF8P)

406 >>129 > Jackie Mackey Paisley Passey?

Quality woman needs a quality social networking site.

She never makes Tinder beg.

Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (Bdeb0)

407 Jake Tapper swears he was as hard on the Obama Administration as he is on Trump's.


In the immortal words of Chef Gordon Ramsey, "Oh fuck off."

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (pUDQf)

408 My mother met her second husband at church. My sister met her second husband at church. I met my second husband at church.


Maybe it only works on second husbands.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (lwiT4)

409 367 301 293 Want a nice church-going girl ?

Go to church
Posted by: SMOD at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM (e8kgV)

I can attest from first hand experience that this can end catastrophically. There are no guarantees.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)


It is all too easy for women at church to claim that all is well because they are forgiven, even if their bad habits, addictions, debt problems, etc., are still present.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:42 PM (ujg0T)

You sound like a man with experience in this area. Careful vetting is still required. Just because they go to church doesn't mean shit. And yes, I have seen firsthand this idea used as a way of manipulating and avoiding responsibility.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

410 In other news, Mueller has asked for a postponement in the Flynn sentencing. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (/tuJf)

411 Obviously the one and only reason Manafort is facing this is because of politics and Mueller is desperate.

I am curious though, is he actually "guilty" of tax fraud to the tune of millions, or is this just bureaucratic bullshit that anyone with complicated taxes could get hung up with?

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (UfkIY)

412 "Dick." I believe the expression refers to, "your dick."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:43 PM


To be precise, I believe The Horde uses "your dick" when referring to Teh Crazy, Lena, Whoopi, Triggly, et. al., and thinks of "my dick" when referring to Mary Ann, Ginger, Kate U., et. al.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (ctuyM)

413 Flash gang bang?

Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (A5R3R)

414 That ham sammich is getting pretty stale Mewller.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (YEriz)

415 383 I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.

Change it to a Moron Dating Auction and I'm in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (Mouru)

What am I bid for this fat, mean-spirited misanthrope with a mortgage and a dead-end job? Bidding starts at $100!

[Later]

Come on, 100 bolivars! He'll take you to a diner! 50 bolivars!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

416 Has anyone yet noted that the mass Tinder date was a giant hoax done by a PR company as a publicity stunt? Not real.

Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (c+2jX)

417 let's hook up, you get what you worked for."

Chlamydia?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (6qErC)

418 9 Can you get a bad virus from online dating services?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 01:03 PM (r9UYA)
Someone once joked their TV got genital warts from Christina Aguilera's Dirtty video.

Posted by: Hostage of Capitalism at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (FV7LC)

419
When the Paolo is with your wifes.... they find salvation. I know this because they all yell.... "Jesus... Jesus.... JESUS!!!"

Posted by: The Paolo at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (8XRCm)

420 Going to church makes my vaganus wet. I know some Catholic parishes that are fun fun fun!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (FTPVM)

421 Thotterdammerung when?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (fA1SL)

422 My mother met her second husband at church. My sister met her second husband at church. I met my second husband at church.


Maybe it only works on second husbands.
Posted by: grammie winger


What did the first husbands think of this?

Posted by: Ms. Tindersaurus at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (fJD+N)

423 BTW--What the hell is wrong with Drudge? Link on the front page says Cohen is "ready to flip." Click it and you find out he is just copping a plea.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (Boy/L)

i saw and thought the same thing. What's this obsession with someone always about to "flip?" It's been used with Flynn, Manafort and Cohen. Flipping implies they have the goods on Trump. What if they don't?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (y8Foj)

424 >>>Jake Tapper swears he was as hard on the Obama Administration as he is on Trump's.<<<

It was Obama's hard-on, and Tapper was on it.

Posted by: davidt at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (PFd3d)

425 "I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board."


I like posting BS polls, hanging out at Chamber of Commerce meetings and early nights. No games please.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (OD2ni)

426 Yep Bluebell, I think Mutual is safer too! Going to get my friend that found her fiancee on the app to help me set up my account. Knowing what to put in your profile is so hard! I need advice from someone that found a really good guy and is a success story.

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (hvf9s)

427 Stupid fucks. For all that effort, you can get a blowjob in Nuevo Laredo.

Posted by: TexasJew at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (Y6q5N)

428 Maybe it only works on second husbands.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 01:47 PM (lwiT4)

I didn't meet my first husband at church but we did go to church together and he was there when I was baptized.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (AllCR)

429 ridiculous amount of effort to go to for a pretty stupid stunt."

Wha...

Oh. You said "stunt"

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (6qErC)

430 416 Has anyone yet noted that the mass Tinder date was a giant hoax done by a PR company as a publicity stunt? Not real.
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (c+2jX)



Which makes it worse.

If it *had* been done by a single lady, at least that would have taken some moxie and guts on her part.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 01:50 PM (ujg0T)

431 Anon, sure, or dead.

Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:50 PM (dPd5y)

432 And Michael Cohen has reached a plea deal with federal prosecutors.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 01:50 PM (/tuJf)

433 In other news, Mueller has asked for a postponement in the Flynn sentencing. Again.

What the hell is going on here?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 21, 2018 01:50 PM (Boy/L)

434 Women are stupid on a whole host of issues, but I will say my gender's biggest flaw far and away is how desperate they are to get laid and the ways they can be manipulated for that goal.

It really is sickening to see guys played like this and I guarantee you most will jump right back on Tinder.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 01:50 PM (UfkIY)

435 driving home from work last night, heard my ex parish-priest mentioned on the news as one of 2 defrocked priests.

He stole $5500 and was using it to buy drugs.

I wanted to fist-bump someone. We really caught a break there.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 01:50 PM (PNcou)

436 So, bottom line, scopolamine and a questionaire

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (bUjCl)

437 >>>396 I guess I really don't get what she intended to accomplish with this.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 21, 2018 01:46 PM (mk7Bj)

I'm guessing performance art. She's dressed kinda like that.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (CwOPz)

438 This is what women have gotten used to on social media. Validation, validation, validation. Hungry males consistently give it to them. Then they are surprised they don't get the girl.

I would flip her off and walk away. but I sure as hell am not interested in Tinder women anyway, so its a moot point.

Posted by: CharlestheHammer at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (Qgyll)

439 Cohen just agreed to a plea deal. He will not flip on Trump however, just avoid trial.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (CQ3Qb)

440 /reads content

Pardonez-mois, mes amis, but would any of y'all mind if I take down the Internet and set off a few dozen EMPs to make sure it stays down?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (AM1GF)

441 I could never make it in the new dating world. icky

Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (dPd5y)

442 I know for a fact that some "gals" use churches and temples etc as hunting grounds. No guarantees that those showing up for singles mingle are more virtuous than the tinder girl

Posted by: runner at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM


That's how my dad got hooked up. By a non-Christian attending a Christian social event. What a piece of work she was. She ended up cleaning him out.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (LOgQ4)

443 Busy day in the courts.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (/tuJf)

444 And Michael Cohen has reached a plea deal with federal prosecutors.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 01:50 PM (/tuJf)

Did they just "flip" a coin?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (y8Foj)

445 BTW--What the hell is wrong with Drudge?
============================
I've been wondering that myself. Remember, he's just an aggregator. He doesn't produce any content; he's probably beholden to MFM more than we imagine. When you depend on the Swamp, you're owned by the Swamp.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (ty7RM)

446 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (39g3+)



I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.



Or app.



Or whatever the kids call it these days.



Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 01:41 PM (kqsXK)


There is one, didn't anyone tell you?


But it's hosted by mu.nu, so while I specifically said I want to meet a nice LADY who is a vegan, I keep getting matched up with Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (9chmE)

447 Hung Nood

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (vWMNq)

448 Pardonez-mois, mes amis, but would any of y'all mind if I take down the Internet and set off a few dozen EMPs to make sure it stays down?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (AM1GF)

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Launch the EMPs from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (AzW6q)

449 >>> I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.

If George Noory from Coast to Coast can set up one, and help lonely ppl hunting for Sasquatch and aliens find love, surely Ace or the Horde could!

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/pages/paranormal-date

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (hvf9s)

450 Nood. Manafort hung or not?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (ctuyM)

451 407
Jake Tapper swears he was as hard on the Obama Administration as he is on Trump's.


I think he's talking about 2 different kinds of hard.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (37IEG)

452 I could never make it in the new dating world. icky
Posted by: willow at August 21, 2018 01:51 PM (dPd5y)

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Me neither willow. The new rules would eat me alive.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (8XRCm)

453 >>>BTW--What the hell is wrong with Drudge?

Whatever brings the clicks.

Posted by: Matt D at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (PFd3d)

454 I still say Ace is missing out by not having a Moron Dating Board.

Change it to a Moron Dating Auction and I'm in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 01:45 PM (Mouru)


Dates for sale, stale dates, big dates, small dates, night dates, day dates, dates with trees, red dates, dates with men, dates with women, dates with dogs, dates with men who think they are women, dates with women who think they are men, date shakes, date games, date....

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (M+Lyo)

455 You're almost as likely to meet a good-hearted pole worker at your local gentleman's club as you are to meat a "good" girl at church.
Almost.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (y8Foj)

456 But it's hosted by mu.nu, so while I specifically said I want to meet a nice LADY who is a vegan, I keep getting matched up with Cannibal Bob.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM


Cannibal Bob HAS been limiting himself to free-range vegans lately, if that helps.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (ctuyM)

457 426
Yep Bluebell, I think Mutual is safer too! Going to get my friend that
found her fiancee on the app to help me set up my account. Knowing what
to put in your profile is so hard! I need advice from someone that found
a really good guy and is a success story.

Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 01:49 PM (hvf9s)

Hint: humor. and your eyes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (jxbfJ)

458 BTW--What the hell is wrong with Drudge?

Whatever brings the clicks.
Posted by: Matt D at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (PFd3d)

But how do they know what's on Drudge until they click on it?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (y8Foj)

459 Good thing she brought bodyguards.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 01:34 PM (vbJig)

nice touch, huh?


Parole officers.

Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 01:54 PM (oTMWb)

460 You're almost as likely to meet a good-hearted pole worker at your local gentleman's club as you are to meat a "good" girl at church.
Almost.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (y8Foj)


Did you use meat and meet on purpose ? hmm

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (M+Lyo)

461 Dates for sale, stale dates, big dates, small dates, night dates, day dates, dates with trees, red dates, dates with men, dates with women, dates with dogs, dates with men who think they are women, dates with women who think they are men, date shakes, date games, date....
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM


Penny date sale tonight?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (ctuyM)

462 Did you use meat and meet on purpose ? hmm
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (M+Lyo)

Good catch. But I can only wish I did it on purpose.
It was a mistake that makes more sense than the point I was trying to make.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (y8Foj)

463 >>>416 Has anyone yet noted that the mass Tinder date was a giant hoax done by a PR company as a publicity stunt? Not real.
Posted by: zombie at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (c+2jX)

Nope, I wasn't paying that much attention. I was just blowing this one off. Thanks, zombie.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (CwOPz)

464 13 There was a ghost in her back hole?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 01:04 PM (oYNmA)
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thanks, blew water all over my desk...

Posted by: the Butcher at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (DIosY)

465 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


Measure twice, cut once

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (yErQf)

466 Manafort hung or not?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (ctuyM)

Gonna have to ask Mrs. Manafort about that.

Posted by: Robert at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (Zogyx)

467 465 173 Horde....what is Rule 1?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)


Measure twice, cut once
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (yErQf)

Goes for carpenters and mohels.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

468 honest to god, I once served The Rock a couple appletini's when he came in the restaurant in Charlotte.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 01:33 PM

Did you get The People's Eyebrow?

Posted by: @JRandomCommenter at August 21, 2018 01:37 PM (ctuyM)

sadly no. it was right after a taping of Monday night raw. he was actually very cool and relaxed. pretty nice guy.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (8D42x)

469 Men and women play so many games when trying to meet or get married or simply get laid.
No one is honest with anyone--not even themselves.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (y8Foj)

470 Mutual sounds like a much safer arrangement!


Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 01:38 PM (JJZzu)

of OMAHA

??

-- peyton manning

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 21, 2018 01:58 PM (8D42x)

471 Manafort hung or not?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 21, 2018 01:53 PM (ctuyM)

Gonna have to ask Mrs. Manafort about that.
Posted by: Robert at August 21, 2018 01:57 PM (Zogyx)

The FBI guys who raided his apartment when he was in bed with his wife might know too.

Might even have the pictures....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:59 PM (y8Foj)

472 City folk sure are funny...

Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 21, 2018 02:00 PM (O3VGU)

473 >>>447 Hung Nood

Posted by: Off the reservation at August 21, 2018 01:52 PM (vWMNq)

merci

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 02:01 PM (CwOPz)

474 This story reminds me of the Monty Python sketch where a scantily clad Carol Cleveland invites the milkman into her house, then up the stairs and she invites him into her room. Once inside, she locks him in and he sees that the room is full of milkmen.

Posted by: MichiCanuck at August 21, 2018 02:05 PM (l2U41)

475 I am curious though, is he actually "guilty" of tax
fraud to the tune of millions, or is this just bureaucratic bullshit
that anyone with complicated taxes could get hung up with?





Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 21, 2018 01:48 PM (UfkIY)


Believe it or not, there's a lot of play in tax law. That's why at the bottom it says: Under the penalty of perjury, I have to the best of my ability . . .


Or some shit like that. That's why it's hard to convict someone of tax fraud. You actually have to prove there was a conscience effort to commit fraud. Oops, I entered 100,000 instead of 1,000,000. You have to prove that they actually and "knowingly" entered the first instead of the latter.

That's why when Manafort's CPA got on the stand (IIRC) and said they knew about the overseas accounts and other stuff, it was simple for Manafort's attorneys to go: Hey, aren't you the CPA? The one with knowledge in this area? And if you knew about it, why didn't you list it. Or something like that.

Plus, no one likes the IRS. So the tax law officials make prime choice targets for the jurors to hate. If Manafort hired someone to do his taxes, even though he might be ultimately responsible for his own taxes, the reasonable doubt comes about that he did his best to hire "experts" to fulfill his obligation of "best to his ability" etc.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 02:06 PM (q1VoB)

476 Did you use meat and meet on purpose ? hmm
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 01:55 PM (M+Lyo)

Good catch. But I can only wish I did it on purpose.
It was a mistake that makes more sense than the point I was trying to make.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 01:56 PM (y8Foj)

Heh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (M+Lyo)

477 Its like jumping into a gorilla pen, then complaining when they beat you to death.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Now you tell me.

Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (xSo9G)

478 He stole $5500 and was using it to buy drugs.



I wanted to fist-bump someone. We really caught a break there.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 01:50 PM (PNcou)


Did he recently take a knife to the chest a few Sunday's ago?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 02:07 PM (q1VoB)

479 Well, at least it didn't cost him $$$. A hot dog at Union Square, no doubt pricey, but at least he got the hot dog.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 02:14 PM (CTtdn)

480 I don't think she 'swindled' anyone.

Just a publicity stunt by a generally mediocre person with galactic-level shamelessness.

Posted by: Ron at August 21, 2018 02:18 PM (L513/)

481 Can we go back to pelting people like this with garbage, eggs, and rotten fruit now? Cause that Armenian whore - what's her face - Kardashian - really has it coming...

Posted by: Abiss at August 21, 2018 02:21 PM (Y8DtA)

482 I think part of the reason we get along so well in here is because there's so little actual dating and human contact.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

483 Yeah, thats one fucked up chick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 21, 2018 02:28 PM (9Om/r)

484 Once inside, she locks him in and he sees that the room is full of milkmen.

Sounds more like Benny Hill

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

485 One of the main points of the story being ignored is how men are increasingly being driven out or the dating. marrying. and wanting to raise a family because of the current climate in our country, which is the fault of men and women. Ignore this and the factors playing into to it at your own peril and the future of your sons and daughters or grandkids because it's only getting exponentially worse.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 02:30 PM (+jsVQ)

486 I'd say In the Current Year, if you are looking to get married and have kids, you chances of success are slim to none if you don't stay a virgin and marry your high school or college first love and committ to that fully. The more sexually promiscuous men and women are the less likely their marriages will work out in anything but a dumpster fire causing hardships on their kids. We know where we went wrong, it's up to us to raise our own kids not to make the same mistakes.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 02:34 PM (+jsVQ)

487 I am impressed and extremely amused.

The good old fashioned way is the only way.

Posted by: Rulerofthe Elves at August 21, 2018 02:44 PM (iqXc8)

488 Think of all the time she spent schmoozing you and multiply that by 100. She is really working hard to develop a fanbase.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 21, 2018 02:52 PM (3HNOQ)

489 It's Tinder Town, Jake.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at August 21, 2018 02:59 PM (Nt/TS)

490 "Fallopian Fortitude." LOL

Posted by: Joe Bar at August 21, 2018 03:59 PM (8QsHs)

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