Unapologetic Racist and Asian Supremacist Sarah Jeong's New, Improved Twitter Feed: Sunrises, Butterflies, and Rainbows Are Pretty

Sarah Jeong, no doubt under strict corporate direction, is mounting a Bland Offensive, by deliberately tweeting only links or stuff like...

An Atlantic horseshoe is lucky for autumn weather https://t.co/6SEGKGQn3t
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 20, 2018

Nothing like a cool glass of water on a warm day! pic.twitter.com/qXHIpsdVVV
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) August 18, 2018

So... the New York Times' new editorial board member cannot be trusted to share her actual editorial opinions publicly.

Top Ten Corporate-Directed Sarah Jeong Tweets

10. Two groups in America just don't get enough credit -- mothers, and eagles. Even the white-faced ones. Nay -- *especially* the white-faced ones.

9. Here's my unpopular opinion: Spats were a mistake whose time has gone. Unless more than 20% of you are pro-spat. In which case, people's individual senses of fashion should not be used to make sport of them. #WearWhatYouLove

8. I may get grief for this, but there's just nothing like mulled cider on a crisp autumn night, after a full day of washing the feet of the impoverished. Including poor white people, who I am informed also struggle in this wonderful country of dreams and possibility.

7. They say "Never Meet Your Heroes." Well, I think they're wrong. I met my Heroes the other day and they filled me with inspiration. And who are my heroes? *The Troops.* Fight me if you disagree.

6. Wal*Mart is underrated. Quality merchandise for very fair prices. The staff is lovely and the clientele? *Incomparable.*

5. This may get me in trouble with the Language Police, but all I can say about Aretha Franklin is this: Now that's one classy lady. She will be missed. She was a national treasure of her race -- the human race.

4. I'm going to break with a 35 year tradition and dye my hair to its natural color (if I can remember it) as a show of solidarity with Jerry's Kids.

3. If I could have dinner with any two people in history, I would dine with Jesus of Nazareth and Randy "The Macho Man" Savage. Who is white. And that's okay with me. In fact it's more than okay -- it's a delight.

2. When I see a baby's smile, I feel like that baby is smiling because he knows a joyous secret, and that secret is that life is good and worth living. #RealTalk #TimeForHonesty #SomeoneHadToSayIt

...and the number one new Sarah Jeong tweet...

1. Hall and Oates. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Joan Jett. David Bowie. Hanson. What do these legends have in common? They're all white. And that's just great. God must really love white people because he filled my upper-class gentrified neighborhood with so many of them. Also, some Indian doctors. Who are also great. In fact, who even sees color? I sure don't.

[Next tweet:] Wait, was Oates technically white? Well either way. Hall is white enough for the both of them.

[Next tweet:] And that's just great.

Update: This might explain a few things.

I love my boyfriend pic.twitter.com/dlu2WNV3CZ
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) October 23, 2016

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:16 PM

Comments

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1 "I like to nice. Are you nice? It's nice to be nice to the nice." - Sarah Jeong, part deux

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 05:16 PM (YqDXo)

2 third?

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 05:16 PM (d7Ww2)

3 As a vegan--I can't tell you how offended I am at *butter*-flies!!

Posted by: Vegan SJW at August 20, 2018 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

4 I love you. You love me. We're a happppy family...

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:17 PM (T6t7i)

5 Chi good...yes

Posted by: Kim at August 20, 2018 05:17 PM (9jfoy)

6 As Stevie Wonder said, "Isn't She Lovely!"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (+Q/QS)

7 Why are the NYT suppressing the opinions of a female POC?
(And why is she collaborating in this systemic oppression?)

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (fA1SL)

8 I like you long time.

Posted by: New Improved Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (vDqXW)

9 'White Men are Like Puppies and Rainbows'

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (P5inq)

10 Sarah Jeong is the kindest gentleist person ..

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (DurKO)

11 Sarah has pretty mouth...yes?

Posted by: Kim at August 20, 2018 05:18 PM (9jfoy)

12 Scientific Fact: Butterflies are racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (r+sAi)

13 White people are AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (jDF8P)

14 Yeah I saw this a day or so ago and it's pretty funny. The replies are just full of people hammering her for being a racist. It's not going away, at least not yet.

I noticed it was exactly two weeks from the last time she posted. Betting the Times said don't tweet for two weeks and let things calm down.

Not calming down, boss!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (4ErVI)

15 Clean water treatment plants is cultural appropriation from my people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

16

Silenced.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (uPlWr)

17 Nothing like some cool water on a hot day, amirite you YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHITE MEN!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

18 Freaking hilarious! I hope she's slowly dying inside every time she tweets something.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (MX7xj)

19 How delightful.

Then: "Strong, proud, fierce AZN Womyn!!!!! Hear me roar!!!!!"

... but new boss man says STFU....

Now: "Miso Sowwy, Aye Aporrogize."

I had more respect for the fire-breathing racist c*nt than this spineless jizzmop she turned herself into.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (BRvh1)

20 I have admit, I do enjoy that she's been stepped on.

I don't enjoy that she still has a job.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

21 We all have our times when we are less than pleasant (without being racist) but since she publicly tweeted out her hatred of white people in tweet after tweet nobody is fooled. If fact, she probably hates having to conceal her real self and having to play Little Mary Sunshine but if that's what's she gotta do for the big bucks, she''ll do it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (AllCR)

22 Agriculture is important. Our rivers are full of fish. You cannot have freedom without liberty. Our future lies ahead.

Posted by: Thomas Jeong Dewey at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (Ndje9)

23 18. Only a matter of time until she gets into the soju and goes berserk again. Only a matter of time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (fA1SL)

24 I'm not a racist, see?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (6Ll1u)

25 Did I mention the that white people are AWESOME!?! Because they are!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (jDF8P)

26 I, too, ~~sometimes~~always post comments as though I were a pod person.

Which of course I am not!

That is a silly idea.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (y87Qq)

27 "cannot be trusted to share" - Again, someone expresses surprise and says
"Behold! The sun! It rises in the east!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (37IEG)

28 I still would hit that so hard she would convert to Christianity, or at least, see god.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (yQpMk)

29 Just sarcasm on her part.

AoS Gab.ai group. Gab doesn't ban for wrongthink:

https://tinyurl.com/y862bgj5

Posted by: Monty James at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (28h4F)

30 It's a lovely day with bright sunshine and clear skies. Absolutely perfect for KILLING WHITE MEN!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (NWiLs)

31

So the "old grey lady" has told all media to lay off this skank.

So they will.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (uPlWr)

32 Rainbows are what happens after it rains. Another thing that happens after the rain is that white people smell bad.

Posted by: josephistan at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (7HtZB)

33 Way too little, way too late. You are a known commodity. You haven't changed squat and smart people know it.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (vQUp6)

34 I love a Happy Ending

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (P5inq)

35 We've secretly replaced Sarah Jeong with Ned Flanders. Let's see if anybody notices.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (oZ6kz)

36 Nothing like a cool glass of water on a warm day!

Don't forget, fall is just around the corner!

An Atlantic horseshoe is lucky for autumn weather

Someone has taken over her twatter page or they've done the Clockwork Orange treatment on her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (SiINZ)

37 So is this a 'chilling effect' on free speech? Let's ask Colon Krapsondyck.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 20, 2018 05:21 PM (DurKO)

38 I'll be happy when I hear her say.. you go pick culla.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (dUJdY)

39

Now for some reason Leslie Gore is singing in my head
about sunshine and lollipops.

Posted by: Glenn John at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (LilNs)

40 Fifteen links in and its a total mess.....time for popcorn.

Posted by: Degenerate whiteman at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (9jfoy)

41 This better not end up being a Joaquin Phoenix movie after 10 months.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (oZ6kz)

42 Me hate you long time.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (uEbPt)

43 With this reversal, she brings shame to herself and dishonor to her ancestors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:22 PM (fA1SL)

44 Short leash?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (0OmEj)

45 Jeong has always been allied with White People!

Posted by: Winston Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (37IEG)

46 Get out the decoder ring:

"Glass of water" = stomping MAGA hat wearers

"Warm day" = a day ending in "Y".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (BRvh1)

47 Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (y87Qq)

48 I'm just waiting until she becomes a humanized Taboola service.

"Personal Trainers Hate Her! Discover this ONE WEIRD TRICK to trim all your unwanted belly fat!"

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

49 Wow, she so relatable. She tweet us long time.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (mmU7u)

50 Yeah it's definitely a spoiled brat, middle-school, passive-agressive maneuver and pretty transparent to a normal adult

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (UFgOG)

51 Did I mention the that white people are AWESOME!?! Because they are! Please don't fire me New York Times, home to such GREAT white columnists as Paul Krugman and Thomas Friedman, who are just so white and AWESOME!!!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (jDF8P)

52 47 Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (y87Qq)

You have that backwards.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (NWiLs)

53

Do women really condone her behavior?

I saw a headline that the Dems are picking up more women for November. I'm not sure I believe it, but if I were hanging out on liberal news sites and watching liberal media I might be brainwashed to believe.

But some of this stuff is just so awful, how can anyone condone it?

I just hope women are "saying" out of fear, versus "acting" and in reality they will vote for the conservatives.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (uPlWr)

54 Quiet! This is editorial board!

Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (uEbPt)

55 we forgave Robert Byrd and Teddy Kennedy, didn't we..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (UFyv9)

56 Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (AllCR)

57 This country is in a political crisis. I'm tired of being outraged about it all. Its mostly just sad.
These people are committed, body, mind, and soul, to the decline of the West. The future they want is empty.

Posted by: Revenant at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (bGUHd)

58 So... the New York Times' new editorial board member cannot be trusted to share her actual editorial opinions publicly.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:16 PM
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Well, to be fair, I think we've seen them already.

They just have no graceful way out of this mess. None.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (JJZzu)

59 Have I mentioned I love the smell of wet dog?

Well I do.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (m/vQu)

60 John has a rong mustache.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (DzFIB)

61 Starting to worry a little about you Insomniac. Are you ok?

Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (uEbPt)

62 The hegemony of whiteness claims another victim.

Posted by: brak at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (VckGX)

63 Irony of Ironies, the Netflix show was called: The Break with Michelle Wolf

How can Netflix be blamed for following her advice?

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (vDqXW)

64
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

~~Wishing whitey was dead~~

These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (SiINZ)

65
Do you know what white people put on fries in the the Bronx? Mayonnaise! I fucking seen it!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (Yc8Cz)

66 Her "leaked" personal photos will be epic.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (Y2VBD)

67 re: and then after losing elections that the polls said the Dems would win, the Dems holler about Russian hacking and voter suppression.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (UFyv9)

68 You can't write editorials in here! This is the editorial board!

Posted by: Dr Strange Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (37IEG)

69 Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (AllCR)

Another difference between guys and gals.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (m/vQu)

70 Victory for the People of Pallor.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (yQpMk)

71 48 I'm just waiting until she becomes a humanized Taboola service.

"Personal Trainers Hate Her! Discover this ONE WEIRD TRICK to ~~trim all your unwanted belly fat~~ SLAUGHTER ALL THE WHITE MEN AND BATHE IN THEIR PRIVILEGED BLOOD!"
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (NWiLs)

72 F*ckie f*ckie two dollah. Even for WHITEY.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (HgMAr)

73 What's this NYTs you speak of?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:26 PM (Lg2h/)

74 I'm just waiting until she becomes a humanized Taboola service.

"Personal Trainers Hate Her! Discover this ONE WEIRD TRICK to trim all your unwanted belly fat!"
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:23 PM (oZ6kz)

I want RT to make a better offer. NYT editorial board member becomes world's first confirmed real-life no kidding Russian bot.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (y87Qq)

75 Insert music here. That's why "I enjoy being a girl."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (AllCR)

76 I really don't get her ploy here.

One idea: Pretend that she's totally zinging dumb conservatives who don't get "the gag" that she's purposely tweeting the most harmless, anodyne, your-mom's-Facebook-page garbage possible. (Hint: We get it. You're not very good at doing subtle, Miss White People Are Subhuman Goblins)

Second idea: She thinks the NYT will get so frustrated with this horeshit that they'll go "Fine, start tweeting about white people being the devil again!"

Best idea: She's actually just being forced to do this as a condition of continued employment.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)

77 This country is in a political crisis. I'm tired of being outraged about it all. Its mostly just sad.
These people are committed, body, mind, and soul, to the decline of the West. The future they want is empty.
Posted by: Revenant at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (bGUHd)

agreed

I've been backing off reading and watching as much as I used to. Healthier. Balance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (uPlWr)

78 Common Sarah own it, don't let the man push you around. Tell us what you really think

Posted by: Waiting at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (nzKWW)

79 Conservatives are people, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (osT35)

80 Yard by yard life is hard.
Inch by inch it's a cinch.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (HgMAr)

81 The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (HgMAr)

82 She'll be gone within a year, to a better paid, lower visibility post where she can let her freak flag fly.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (AM1GF)

83 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

Posted by: Lord Comey at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (CdLX2)

84 Evil Racists in the New York Times have silenced Jeong's heroic counter-racism!

Posted by: The New York Times at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (DzFIB)

85 They just have no graceful way out of this mess. None.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (JJZzu)

Heh yeah!

"This has turned into a disaster. We've got to do something about Sarah. Perhaps letting her go would work.."

WE CAN'T LET TRUMP WIN GODDAMN IT! I WON'T I TELL YOU I WON'T LET HIM WIN!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (4ErVI)

86 No, the time to worry about Insomniac is when he starts posting about gumdrops and sunshine happiness. Then it's time to hit the bomb shelter.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (oZ6kz)

87 Two Whites don't make a Wong

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (BRvh1)

88
Speaking of Wackeen Phoenix...

anyone see You Were Never Really Here?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (fWEL6)

89 Rainbows and sunshine and butterflies and puffy white clouds...

...FAT-ASS RACIST CRACKER WHITE CLOUDS.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (RHEDC)

90
"Have I mentioned I love the smell of wet dog?"
Wet with barbecue sauce! Hell Ya

Posted by: Barry Sotero at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (Yc8Cz)

91 I can't wait for the Sarah Jeong biopic starring Emma Sulkowicz.

Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (oZ6kz)

92 Hang in there, baby!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (yQpMk)

93 69
Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM (AllCR)

Uh, so, have you ever encountered the human male in his natural environment?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (37IEG)

94 Forget mess...a korean bbq food and kimchi food fight

Posted by: Blutarski's nephew at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (9jfoy)

95 61 Starting to worry a little about you Insomniac. Are you ok?
Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:25 PM (uEbPt)

I've never been what most would consider "OK."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

96
Hi-diddly-ho, white-a-renos!!!

Let's all eat sno-cones and do other white things which you like and I just love!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (9q7Dl)

97 re 91: no, with Margaret Cho. Laugh riot guaranteed.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (UFyv9)

98 Best idea: She's actually just being forced to do this as a condition of continued employment.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (oZ6kz)
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Oh, yes. I'm picturing Anna Wintour on loan from Vogue standing over her desk, arms crossed, eyebrow (only one) raised, commanding her "Tweet something nice! Now another one!" from 9 to 5.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (JJZzu)

99 Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: Heinrich Himmler at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (+y/Ru)

100 Yes, there are two paths you can go by. But in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (uEbPt)

101 I can understand finding someone attractive and intelligent and charismatic and yet still loath parts of their personality, but if she could get away with it she might put some non detectable poison in your drink, so why couldn't people-who are actually looking, I mean- find someone who didn't want to kill them to "hit like a door in a hurricane" instead?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (AllCR)

102 To all white men---me love you looong time!

Posted by: Sara Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (y8Foj)

103 anyone see You Were Never Really Here?

Heard of it but I haven't seen it. Is it good? I love him.. I don't know his politics but he's a great actor. He got screwed for not winning best actor for Walk the Line.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

104 She'll be gone within a year, to a better paid, lower visibility post where she can let her freak flag fly.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (AM1GF

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Maybe, but not before bringing a discrimination/wrongful termination lawsuit against the NYT. This was baked in the cake when they hired her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (I16G8)

105 Conservatives are people, too.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (osT35)

No they aren't!

Posted by: Google/YouTube/Facebook at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (DzFIB)

106 anyone see You Were Never Really Here?

I've been trying to but my usual ~~torrent source lending library doesn't seem to have a copy.~~

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

107 Why are we picking on poor Sarah? She seems so nice, at least that is what I have learned reading her tweets.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (DxWUs)

108 Uh, so, have you ever encountered the human male in his natural environment?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (37IEG)

This dovetails nicely with the time-honored adage:

"You don't pay a hooker for sex. You pay her to leave you the hell alone afterwards."

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (BRvh1)

109 dammit. format fail.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (yQpMk)

110 I actually think the posts are to gauge the reaction.

It's not going well.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (4ErVI)

111 86. Yup. On that day, he'll appear in public, wearing a brillo loincloth and a determined look as he climbs aboard his Honda Aero moped, homemade flamethrower strapped to his back.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (fA1SL)

112 Leftists are down to just wanting us dead

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (lxZ71)

113

NY Times, you're breakin' my barrs here, NY Times, you're breakin' my barrs!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (SiINZ)

114 Delightful sock fail.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (BRvh1)

115 I've never been what most would consider "OK."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

Ok. Just checking.

Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (uEbPt)

116 3,200-year-old cheese discovered in ancient tomb. Wow!

That's a racist dog whistle if I ever heard one.

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (RHEDC)

117 Conservatives are people, too.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 05:27 PM (osT35)

HUMANS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (HgMAr)

118 And it makes me wonder....

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (uEbPt)

119 Should be interesting to see how long she can tweet about a cool glass of water before she starts screaming that white men have ruined water. You can't keep that hate bottled up forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (/tuJf)

120 Can we trade her to North Korea for Fatboy Slim's sister and a player to be named later?

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (HlamE)

121 99
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Posted by: Heinrich Himmler at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (+y/Ru)

This was so sweet, my teeth just rotted out of my head.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (DxWUs)

122 Oooooooh, and it makes me wonder.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (uEbPt)

123 Speaking of Wackeen Phoenix...

anyone see You Were Never Really Here?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:28 PM (fWEL6)

No, but looks interesting.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:32 PM (uPlWr)

124 Early nights are best!

Posted by: Bull Wynn at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (ctuyM)

125 Take that Hans Brix!!! How you like me now????

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (uEbPt)

126 OMFG they wrote sometimes as some times. TWO EFFING WORDS. Jesus these white people are retarded. It's just not worth it. Nothing is worth this.

Posted by: Sarah's private messages at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (6HWvp)

127 I've never been what most would consider "OK."
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

I thought you were riffing on the theme of the book, what with having it backwards. Whether it was intentional or not, I snorfled so loud it woke up the cat. So you got that going for you.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)

128 The daffodils are particularly fragrant this afternoon.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (CdLX2)

129 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)

Ok. Just checking.
Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (uEbPt)

Appreciated. My baseline is several notches down from that of a normal person.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

130
Heard of it but I haven't seen it. Is it good?

It's good, Jewells, but it's very, very Dark.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:34 PM (fWEL6)

131 Even GOPers can see something wrong in declaring that a non -White can't be a racist because they have no power. They just won't comment on it. "Let's see....here's a non-White in a position of power that writes that ALL Whites should be exterminated because they smell like wet dogs. Among other charming slurs. No, we mustn't comment on the obvious racism because it's not who we are. If you really want to know who we are, just make a donation to our Swiss bank accounts."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 05:34 PM (9BLnV)

132 129. Dude, you're a lawyer. You knew going in....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

133 OMFG they wrote sometimes as some times. TWO EFFING WORDS. Jesus these white people are retarded. It's just not worth it. Nothing is worth this.
Posted by: Sarah's private messages at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (6HWvp)

It will be funny when she Wieners an intended DM to public.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (yQpMk)

134 New life for old thing...
New life for old..
New life for old WHITE things.
DAMMIT

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (HgMAr)

135
No, but looks interesting.

Again, dark and depressing. But I enjoyed it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (fWEL6)

136 Next thing you know she will be on The View ....

Posted by: Waiting at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (nzKWW)

137 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (+y/Ru)

138 Uh, so, have you ever encountered the human male in his natural environment?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:29 PM (37IEG)

No; I emerged fully grown from the head of some minor deity and have never met any men. ;^)

I find it sort of laughable if men think that their sexual technique is so amazing and stupendous that insanely angry SJW women ;s are going to say "Thank for the great sex. I'm now going to be a conservative." It's as dumb as women thinking they are going to make rapidly angry SJW men into conservatives by their great sexual technique.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)

139 Me rike white peopre
Me rike white peopre
Me rike white peopre
Me rike white peopre
Me rike white peopre

How many times I have to wlite this to keep job?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (SiINZ)

140 Yea, no... she'll last all of #twoweeks before she's back to her old ways. Condoned by NYT.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (iiixZ)

141 It's good, Jewells, but it's very, very Dark.

I had guessed from the trailer that it is like The Equalizer on steroids, no?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (yQpMk)

142 You been here foah howahs.
You stay now.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (HgMAr)

143 A kindergarten in Indonesia has sparked uproar after it reportedly dressed up preschoolers in ISIS costumes and gave them dummy rifles on a parade for Indonesias Independence Day, forcing the organizers to apologize.

I am sure the NYTs would have no problem with that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (Lg2h/)

144 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)

It's much easier to "hit it and quit it" if you both already hate each other's guts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (BRvh1)

145 It's good, Jewells, but it's very, very Dark.

He seems to be gravitating towards roles like that lately. I still think he wins an Oscar someday. I will check it out. I wonder if Netflix has it? I know, I know...

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (dUJdY)

146 I thought you were riffing on the theme of the book, what with having it backwards. Whether it was intentional or not, I snorfled so loud it woke up the cat. So you got that going for you.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)

*marks the plus column*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

147 A proposal for the AoS Style Guide: always refer to the NYT as "home of genocidal racist Sarah Jeong, the New York Times".

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (NL6wI)

148 South Africa is seizing white farms. And don't think something like that would not happen here if the "Left" took over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (Lg2h/)

149 Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (BRvh1)

I'll have to take your word for it. I've never had sex with someone I loathed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (AllCR)

150 I've never been what most would consider "OK."
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:30 PM

Not to say you couldn't be ...

Oklahoma
where the wind comes sweeping down the plain, Oklahoma
Where the wav-in wheat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (ctuyM)

151 now what's the problem with mayo, not enough fermented fish guts?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (GoLZO)

152 Does anyone remember Amanda Marcotte? One of the truly rabid femscrunts, so it's okay if you forgot. Anyways, at one point she was tapped to work on the John Edwards campaign in the Dem primaries. There was a scandal, she cleaned up her act... and was eventually let go. She just couldn't hold in her hate of the white man.

Jeong will go the same way. And her continued presence shows hate has a home at the NYT.

I love it.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (3Tn95)

153 More cat pictures prease.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (HgMAr)

154 No tickee, no raundry

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (DxWUs)

155 Blew Wave:

@varepall 8m

Record-Breaking July Propels RNC to $100M Lead Over DNC | Newsmax.com

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (1jWCo)

156 Leftists are down to just wanting us dead
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (lxZ71)

That and sodomizing us after we're dead. Then using our body parts in various tasty, non-vegan entrees.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (9BLnV)

157 147 A proposal for the AoS Style Guide: always refer to the NYT as "home of genocidal racist Sarah Jeong, the New York Times".
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (NL6wI)

I used to try to get "The New York Minus" going as a thing, but it just wouldn't happen.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (BRvh1)

158 I find it sort of laughable if men think that their sexual technique is so amazing and stupendous that insanely angry SJW women ;s are going to say "Thank for the great sex. I'm now going to be a conservative."

In fairness, some forbidden techniques put too much strain on the body's fat reserves to be used constantly. On the bright side, they keep one as sleek as an otter.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (yQpMk)

159 132 129. Dude, you're a lawyer. You knew going in....
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:34 PM (fA1SL)

It took some time for me to fully realize how irretrievably screwed up I was, though on a gut level I pretty much always knew I didn't belong here.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:39 PM (NWiLs)

160 South Africa is seizing white farms. And don't think something like that would not happen here if the "Left" took over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (Lg2h/)

If Barry had one more term

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:39 PM (SiINZ)

161 Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:38 PM (yQpMk)

You're funny. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:39 PM (AllCR)

162
I had guessed from the trailer that it is like The Equalizer on steroids, no?

Yeah. Ever see the Dolph Lundgren action movie about sex trafficking girls? Like that, but psychedelic and sicker.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:39 PM (fWEL6)

163 1. Hall and Oates. Leonard Skynyrd. Joan Jett. David Bowie. Hanson. What do these legends have in common? They're all white.

What, no love for zombie Johnny Winter? Now THAT guy was white.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (YqDXo)

164 Randy "Macho Man"...RHODES?? Actual laugh-out-loud funny post, Ace, but...it's "Savage". "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is a different guy!

/vitally important info, y'know.

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (ODMtx)

165

Well, human history began at sunrise this morning, so we're just supposed to ignore her previous racist Twats now as if they never happened at all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (HaL55)

166 Damm ... She must be smoking some serious weed.

Posted by: Paladin at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (Jn+FC)

167 I find it sort of laughable if men think that
their sexual technique is so amazing and stupendous that insanely angry
SJW women ;s are going to say "Thank for the great sex. I'm now going
to be a conservative." It's as dumb as women thinking they are going to
make rapidly angry SJW men into conservatives by their great sexual
technique.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:35 PM (AllCR)
Wait! See, now I know you can't have met any of us in our natural environment. We're not trying to get anybody converted to anything, except maybe from a vertical position to a sort of horizontal one.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (37IEG)

168 People could do some very funny stuff riffing on those tweets.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (AllCR)

169 IS SARAH JEONG BLINKING OUT TORTURE WITH HER EYES BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO TELL BECAUSE OF THOSE TINY SLANTY EYES! OH MY GOD, SHE'S RIGHT!!! I'M SUCH A RACIST!!! FORGIVE ME SARAH! FORGIVE ME!!!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (jDF8P)

170 158.
Grump has been receiving all my newsletters. Take note, Horde, and profit by his example.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (fA1SL)

171 What, no love for zombie Johnny Winter? Now THAT guy was white.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (YqDXo)
--------
Edgar

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (JJZzu)

172 I've decided to refer to the Racist New York Times as "the Racist New York Times" from now on. Because racist.

The only problem is that the Racist New York Times is irrelevant as hell, so I don't refer to the Racist New York Times very often.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (HiLJ1)

173 I added a top ten. I don't know if it's good. I'm so out of practice.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (PA9oZ)

174
Hey, let's all play Parcheesi!

I especially like to play Parcheesi with white people and eat Fritos with blue cheese dip.

Yum!

White people culture is the best!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (9q7Dl)

175 I'll have to take your word for it. I've never had sex with someone I loathed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (AllCR)

Me neither Fen. well.. my ex but in fairness I didn't loathe him at the time.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

176 In the old North African slaves markets the nice white man bought anything while the Chinese only bought castrated slaves! Those slant eyed racist gooks!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (HgMAr)

177 O.k. I didn't read closely enough. The stupid tweets are made up by Ace? Well done!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (AllCR)

178 >>>164 Randy "Macho Man"...RHODES?? Actual laugh-out-loud funny post, Ace, but...it's "Savage". "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is a different guy!

/vitally important info, y'know.

LOL, i'm so dumb!

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (PA9oZ)

179 Randy "Macho Man"...RHODES?? Actual laugh-out-loud funny post, Ace, but...it's "Savage". "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is a different guy!

/vitally important info, y'know.
Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (ODMtx)

I'm going with intentional.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (m/vQu)

180 Me neither Fen. well.. my ex but in fairness I didn't loathe him at the time.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

O.k. That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (AllCR)

181 Who is the NYT kidding? Sarah Jeong has landed at the Old Gray Lady about as smoothly as an Asiana 777 lands at SFO. Anyone recall the initial NTSB report on that one? It was like:

Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow

Posted by: CyberCipher at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (p6WoB)

182 159.
* holds out practically-new tracksuit *

There is still time.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (fA1SL)

183 People could do some very funny stuff riffing on those tweets.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:40 PM (AllCR)
---------

Almost makes me wish I had a Twitter account. Almost.

I bet I could out-Pollyanna her easily.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (JJZzu)

184 LOL, i'm so dumb!
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:41 PM (PA9oZ)

Damn ace I tried to throw you a life line.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (m/vQu)

185 As seen on Facebook:

Teacher to first grade class:
"If you are in 1st grade, what grade will you be in when President Trump leaves office?"

Class: "4th grade".

Teacher: "No. 8th Grade. Tell THAT to your commie parents!"

LOL.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 05:42 PM (DKgtk)

186 Randy Savage and Jesus. Both white, both Jewish, both had a wicked elbow drop and wore feather boas. I think.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (vf2RH)

187 I've decided to refer to the Racist New York Times as "the Racist New York Times" from now on. Because racist.

The only problem is that the Racist New York Times is irrelevant as
hell, so I don't refer to the Racist New York Times very often.

Actually, it's THE Racist New York Times. Like THE Ohio State University.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (jDF8P)

188 God made me white. That ain't nothing.

Posted by: d9 at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (WX+x0)

189 A twitter poll!

WHat do you love most about America?

o Motherhood
o Apple pie
o Baseball
o All three on the 4th of July!!

Posted by: Ms. Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (W+vEI)

190 >>>I'm going with intentional.

NOPE!!!

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (PA9oZ)

191 Both white, both Jewish, both had a wicked elbow drop and wore feather boas. I think.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (vf2RH)

At least according to any tradition that I'm willing to give a crap about.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (BRvh1)

192 Sarah has changed? I call bullgogi

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (6Ll1u)

193 Jewells45, The package arrived today. Thanks

Posted by: Ben Had at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (jniE+)

194 I'll have to take your word for it. I've never had sex with someone I loathed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (AllCR)

Well then, you've never truly lived. Geez, what have you been doing with your life?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (9BLnV)

195 It took some time for me to fully realize how irretrievably screwed up I was, though on a gut level I pretty much always knew I didn't belong here.

Posted by: Insomniac

Uh, not "here" as in here here, I hope?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (AM1GF)

196 Phoenix was excellent as the spoiled Emperor's brat in Gladiator. Was one of the best performances in that movie, IMO.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (vDqXW)

197 He seems to be gravitating towards roles like that lately. I still think he wins an Oscar someday. I will check it out. I wonder if Netflix has it? I know, I know...
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:36 PM (dUJdY)

looks like it was made by Amazon Studios, so probably the stick or Prime

it does say on rotten tomatoes that you can watch it on iTunes, fandangonow and vudu, at cost

rotten tomatoes has a separate section, btw, that tells you what Netflix is specifically streaming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (uPlWr)

198 I've had sex with someone I loathed, although the loathing developed much later.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

199 186 Randy Savage and Jesus. Both white, both Jewish, both had a wicked elbow drop and wore feather boas. I think.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 05:43 PM (vf2RH)

Snap into a communion wafer!

*crunch*

OOooooohhh yiieeeeeah!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (BRvh1)

200 >>>LOL, i'm so dumb!Posted by: ace<<<

In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (CdLX2)

201 3. If I could have dinner with any two people in history, I would dine with Jesus of Nazareth and Randy "The Macho Man" Savage. Who is white. And that's okay with me. In fact it's more than okay -- it's a delight.

LOL!

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (88xKn)

202 After the sex , then they loathed me. Timing.

Posted by: d9 at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (WX+x0)

203 198. No shame in wanking.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (fA1SL)

204 195 It took some time for me to fully realize how irretrievably screwed up I was, though on a gut level I pretty much always knew I didn't belong here.

Posted by: Insomniac

Uh, not "here" as in here here, I hope?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (AM1GF)

No, not the HQ. On the planet, among the human race in general.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

205 Also, Randy Savage and Jesus both understood the importance and deliciousness of Slim Jims. You have to read between the lines of the Gospels, but it's clearly there.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (mmU7u)

206 >>>In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.

i actually do get my metal and WWE references mixed up.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (PA9oZ)

207 >> I've had sex with someone I loathed, although the loathing developed much later.

The best lathed plans of mice and men...

Posted by: Ciapetto at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (P5inq)

208 Uh, not "here" as in here here, I hope?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7

No, not the HQ. On the planet, among the human race in general.
Posted by: Insomniac

Ah. That I grok.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (AM1GF)

209
Record-Breaking July Propels RNC to $100M Lead Over DNC

And how will they spend it?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (IqV8l)

210 Wow, this post gave a lot to think about.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (4e+hS)

211 i actually do get my metal and WWE references mixed up.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (PA9oZ)
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So do I! You must be a homeschool mom too.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (JJZzu)

212 198. Yes, yes. We know you've wanked. Ya wanker.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (fA1SL)

213 >>i actually do get my metal and WWE references mixed up.

ARE YOU READY TO WRASSLE!?

Posted by: Blackie Lawless at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (P5inq)

214 How many fingers am I holding up Ms. Jeong?

How, many?

Posted by: NYT Editorial Board at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (LtwbG)

215 Any movie you want is on pirate bay.
Dont pay for that crap.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (/+2fq)

216 You're welcome Ben. Hope everything was intact.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (dUJdY)

217 203 198. No shame in wanking.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (fA1SL)

Gets old after awhile though.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:47 PM (NWiLs)

218 Any movie you want is on pirate bay.

Or at your local library, unless it's porn.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (yQpMk)

219 93 69
Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:24 PM

To be fair, there are a number of us men who call the men who want to do that kind of thing Dumbasses. Constantly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (k1TUh)

220 In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.

Wasn't she that crazy bitch that used to be on Air America? She used to go out and get shattered, fall down face first in the street and then blame evil right wingers for beating her up.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (jDF8P)

221 >>Gets old after awhile though.

We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

The End.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

222 Sarah has changed? I call bullgogi

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 05:44 PM (6Ll1u)

No it's true. I saw many mean things written about me, I cried, I prayed, and when the sun came up and the birds started singing it was like a new life.
You don't believe me? WHY I'LL KILL YOU SON OF A WHITEY BITCH

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (HgMAr)

223 Yep; Reading her actually tweets seems to indicate that it's both a really passive aggressive thing and instruction from the NYT. because she really must want to get back to verbally biting the heads off white men and conservatives.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (AllCR)

224
sarah jeong

@sarahjeong
Inflation Unexpectedly Hits 3% in Test for Bank of Canada

Fucking white people... I mean wow how about that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (SiINZ)

225 Have they really decided who played guitar on Sympathy for the Devil?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (6Ll1u)

226 "If I could be raped by any race it would be white folks, I think they'd be giving rapists unlike some groups. Plus they wouldn't steal my stuff." - Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (4e+hS)

227 >>Oh, yes. I'm picturing Anna Wintour on loan from Vogue standing over her desk, arms crossed, eyebrow (only one) raised, commanding her "Tweet something nice! Now another one!" from 9 to 5.

Ha!

I have an intern assigned to my twitter feed.
And get this - the NYT made her pay us to hire her, LOL! Dumb, privileged Manhattan beyyyoootch!!

Posted by: Ms. Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (W+vEI)

228 In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.
---
Yes, he's right in the video. Rhoads was Ozzy's guitarist through Diary of a Madman.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (vDqXW)

229 We all die....to this world.

Posted by: d9 at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (WX+x0)

230 We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

The End.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
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Good grief. You need to take some cheerful lessons from Sarah Jeong.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (JJZzu)

231 And then Jesus said do not assume I have come to bring peace. I have come to lay the smackdown.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (vf2RH)

232 Record-Breaking July Propels RNC to $100M Lead Over DNC

And how will they spend it?

---

mitch is going to defend his seat again, going after vulnerable purple seats is not the hill to die on

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (GoLZO)

233
sarah jeong

@sarahjeong
How to stay friends with an estate agent

Unless they are filthy round eye whitey...I mean good article

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (SiINZ)

234 Sarah Jeong can kiss my honky ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (EoRCO)

235 So you're saying now might be the time for me to try to sell Sarah Jong my painting: Polar Bear In a Snowstorm Eating a Turkey and Mayo on White Bread.
I also have another painting, which I call Snowstorm (You Can't Expect the Polar Bear To Just Hang Around After He's Finished the Sandwich).

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (9chmE)

236 Or at your local library, unless it's porn.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (yQpMk)

About that qualifier...

https://as.lib.msu.edu/repositories/2/resources/1827

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (y87Qq)

237 Who? Me?

Posted by: Ms. Jeong with bloody knife hovering over the body at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (+y/Ru)

238 We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

The End.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)

Well, aren't we a ray of fucking sunshine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (dUJdY)

239
And how will they spend it?

In tv and radio ads for Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (fWEL6)

240 >>Good grief. You need to take some cheerful lessons from Sarah Jeong.

Just keeping things in perspective. None of us gets out of here alive.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (/tuJf)

241 The outgoing UN human rights chief says the Security Councils five permanent members wield too much power at the United Nations, warning the world body could collapse if that doesnt change.

Zeid Raad al-Hussein decried the sense among some UN member states that the pentarchy of Britain, China, France, Russia and the United States is running too much of the business.

Yeah? To fuckin bad...he wants to revoke the veto power. Good luck with that buddy. It would need a security council vote and Fredo is no longer President. Suck on that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (Lg2h/)

242 No, not the HQ. On the planet, among the human race in general."

If it's any consolation, none of us really belong here, and we've all got a ticket for the train ride out of here, only the timing is in question.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (k1TUh)

243 "Here's a story of a 103-year old woman out in Chula Vista who claims to have the recipe for the worlds greatest meatloaf."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (R85nB)

244 228
In fairness, I believe Randy Rhoads played Crazy Train.

---

Yes, he's right in the video. Rhoads was Ozzy's guitarist through Diary of a Madman.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (vDqXW)

Cocaine and airplanes do not mix, Randy Rhoads was lost way too soon.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (DxWUs)

245 lol.. our last mayor's name was Randy Rhoads. True story.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (dUJdY)

246 241. Al-Hussein there should back GECSPLAN. Reduces the world powers to three. Heh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (fA1SL)

247 >>Zeid Raad al-Hussein decried the sense among some UN member states that the pentarchy of Britain, China, France, Russia and the United States is running too much of the business.

Tell ya what, Zeid, increase your dues to meet these member states' dues and we'll consider a change in the balance of power.

Posted by: Ms. Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (W+vEI)

248 All of you talk like fags.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Y2VBD)

249 "Vanilla ice cream is the best ice cream. But fuck that vanilla bean bullshit." - Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (4e+hS)

250 230 We all get old after awhile. And then we die.

At least there's an end. That's something I guess.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

251 "The Advantages and Disadvantages of Building the Wall"

"Economy Booming; Many Credit Trump"

"Should Former Communists Serve as CIA Director? Experts Differ."

"Time to Re-examine Special Counsel Statute?"

"Obama's Legacy--Positive or Negative? (It's Both.)

Posted by: Tomorrow's New York Times Editorial Headlines Today! at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (9vQJW)

252 >>>Wasn't she that crazy bitch that used to be on Air America? She used to
go out and get shattered, fall down face first in the street and then
blame evil right wingers for beating her up.<<<

No, you're thinking of that fat, drunken slob, Randi Rhodes.

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (CdLX2)

253 Randy Rhoads didn't use cocaine,I don't think he even drank.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (LiyEm)

254 Russia says will not deploy arms in space first

LMAO, They already have

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Lg2h/)

255 Oh, yes. I'm picturing Anna Wintour on loan from
Vogue standing over her desk, arms crossed, eyebrow (only one) raised,
commanding her "Tweet something nice! Now another one!" from 9 to 5.

-------------------

Ha!

I have an intern assigned to my twitter feed.

And get this - the NYT made her pay us to hire her, LOL! Dumb, privileged Manhattan beyyyoootch!!

Posted by: Ms. Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:49 PM (W+vEI)

On the bright side, I only pay 70% of what the other editor's interns have to pay.

Posted by: Sarah's Intern at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (9chmE)

256 I believe The Hammer Hammet played guitar for Metallica.

Posted by: Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (m/vQu)

257 Sarah Jeong can kiss my honky ass.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 05:50 PM (EoRCO)

If you cut back on the burritos your ass wouldn't be so honky.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (aCNZ6)

258 Tell ya what, Zeid, increase your dues to meet these member states' dues and we'll consider a change in the balance of power."

Oh, and one other thing - tell them to go out and win a World War first. Then lets talk.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (k1TUh)

259 The UN can kiss my honky ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (EoRCO)

260 "Your out of touch. I'm out of time."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (bcbK8)

261 The UN Human Rights Comity is a sick sick joke like is'nt CHINA on the UN Human Rights Comity?

Posted by: tamaa The Bird of 1000 Voices at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (wGqjj)

262 All of you talk like fags.
Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Y2VBD)

And you're shit's all retarded.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (T71PA)

263 >>>256 I believe The Hammer Hammet played guitar for Metallica.

solos, I think. I think he had the odd position of being a dedicated soloist.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (PA9oZ)

264 And how will they spend it?

In tv and radio ads for Democrats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter

Well, for nevertrumpers, technically... but same thing in practice.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 05:54 PM (P1f+c)

265 I hope there really is a Heaven. I'd hate to think this life was the high point of my existence.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (AM1GF)

266 We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

The End.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 05:48 PM (/tuJf)
................

But first we get to enjoy a cool glass of water on a warm day, stay friends with an estate agent, and rejoice in Walmart 10% online sales lift!!!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (HgMAr)

267 234
Sarah Jeong can kiss my honky ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

OK!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (4e+hS)

268
The AoS HQ might be the most well-rounded 'Ments Community in the entire Internet.

We discuss, literally, Everything. From Comets to Mortadella to Movies to Formica.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (fWEL6)

269 *you're

My kingdom for an edit button

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (bcbK8)

270 Russia says will not deploy arms in space first

LMAO, They already have
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Lg2h/)

We're not talking about the Nudelman-Rikhter NR-23 autocannon on Salyut 3 are we? Or that too?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (y87Qq)

271 sarah jeong

@sarahjeong
Nothing like a cool glass of water on a warm day!

Only thing better is killing whitey. I mean it's refreshing!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (SiINZ)

272 >>Leonard Skynyrd

ah yes, the Cosby / Van Zandt fusion band aka Lynyrd Part 6

Posted by: x at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (nFwvY)

273 HA!!! That is f'n funny. Great way to end the work day.

Posted by: Cate at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (C5JkI)

274 Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (HgMAr)

And enjoy a cool glass of cider at Fall-the best time of the year!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (AllCR)

275 We all get old after awhile. And the we die.

you forgot the bit about the worms. also, the eventual burn out of the sun, and the heat death of the universe

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (CrPLf)

276 268
The AoS HQ might be the most well-rounded 'Ments Community in the entire Internet.

We discuss, literally, Everything. From Comets to Mortadella to Movies to Formica.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (fWEL6)

To the meaninglessness of life's suffering.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

277 If I met Alyssa Milano at a bar and she wanted to take me home , I would not refuse,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (m/vQu)

278 I love helping old white men cross the street safely. They're so adorbs!
Sarah "Love Whitey Long Time" Jeong

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (2NqXo)

279 Commence jealousy the Royal Navy just opened a pub on its prized new carrier

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (Lg2h/)

280 At least there's an end. That's something I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

What can we do to help you, IS?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

281 What Sarah Jong knows about race that you don't:
No matter what skin color a NYC editor has, when he spooges on her face, it always comes out white.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (9chmE)

282 We've all had our gimlet eye on Oates.

Amirite?

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (NLLmE)

283 Russia says will not deploy arms in space first

LMAO, They already have

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (Lg2h/)

Soviet Space Force!

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (HgMAr)

284 The AoS HQ might be the most well-rounded 'Ments Community in the entire Internet.

We discuss, literally, Everything. From Comets to Mortadella to Movies to Formica.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 05:55 PM (fWEL6)

To the meaninglessness of life's suffering.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

And the word "mastodon". How it means "nipple tooth". We discussed that too.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (y87Qq)

285
I see Jeong at the NY Times board meeting doing a Dr. Strangelove. Me rove white peopre...to sraughter them. No Mein Dear Reader....I mean Mr. Plesident...(she starts fighting her one hand)

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (SiINZ)

286 This move is kind of silly. Anyone who wouldn't fall for it doesn't read the NYT. Anyone who would, would probably prefer her natural racism anyway, so why bother?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (/qEW2)

287 To the meaninglessness of life's suffering.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

Don't forget boobehs.
Good grief.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (8iiMU)

288 277 If I met Alyssa Milano at a bar and she wanted to take me home , I would not refuse,
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (m/vQu)

See...here's the thing....no.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

289 From wikipedia
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Osbourne has said that Rhoads did not use drugs and drank very little, preferring Anisette when he did drink. Osbourne says that while Rhoads did not like to party, he made up for it by smoking heavily, saying "He could have won a gold medal in the Lung Cancer Olympics, could Randy Rhoads."[11]
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It's ironic, Rhoads last words to Osbourne were, about Ozzie's drinking: "You'll kill yourself, you know? One of these days."

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

290 280 At least there's an end. That's something I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

What can we do to help you, IS?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

Nothing that doesn't involve time travel or making me into somebody else entirely.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

291 254 Russia says will not deploy arms in space first

LMAO, They already have."

Yep, to some extent. But everyone who thinks about it is realizing there's a huge problem with deploying arms in space - there's no way to hide them, everyone can see them up there, and there's no way to put enough shielding on them to protect them. Anything offensive put into orbit just becomes a big juicy target inviting someone else to knock it down.

*IF* any country ever develops truly effective beam weapons that could take out any approaching objects, this could change. But there's no tech anywhere close to that good yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (k1TUh)

292 Sigh. This is like that parody tweet series. a few days ago. Doesn't work for me because these people really are this stupid. You gotta go all in like Carlin's Shit you NEVER hear.

Posted by: Gooshy at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (qNI9O)

293

Why don't we do it on the road?

Posted by: Randy road at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (IqV8l)

294 Vegan was the Roman god of vegetables.

Posted by: Biff at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (DxYc6)

295 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.

Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)

296 And the word "mastodon". How it means "nipple tooth". We discussed that too.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (y87Qq)

That's what it means? I thought it meant something awesome.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (NLLmE)

297 Milano is definitely a 1. Crazy, but a 1.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (mmU7u)

298 @tom servo

Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

299 OMG, the real thing is....wow!

Either this is ironic, or she really does have a summer intern who has been instructed to tweet the blandest stuff ever. Just tweeted about Walmart.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (W+vEI)

300 241 The outgoing UN human rights chief says the Security Councils five permanent members wield too much power at the United Nations, warning the world body could collapse if that doesnt change.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:51 PM (Lg2h/)

Oh no. That would be terrible.

But if it should happen, he should be sure to tell us, otherwise it might be years before we noticed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (YqDXo)

301 I still would hit that so hard she would convert to Christianity, or at least, see god.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 05:20 PM (yQpMk)

That foul, rancid lumpy faced mongoloid piece of garbage? Ech, no thanks.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (/qEW2)

302 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK

I thought disguise was it's defense,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (m/vQu)

303 I still stand by my comment that Mot�rhead's music is still and always will be the best heavy metal music ever

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (6Ll1u)

304 If I met Alyssa Milano at a bar and she wanted to take me home , I would not refuse,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 05:56 PM (m/vQu)

See...here's the thing....no.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NLLmE)

I have my principles, but everyone has a limit. So... 10 years ago, sure. I'd proverbial screen door in a hurricane that. But now... she's a 45 year old has been. If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go any local bar.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (9chmE)

305 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)

Well, you know what they say......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (EoRCO)

306 >>>Just tweeted about Walmart.

you're shitting me.

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (PA9oZ)

307 The global dx of the left is borderline personality disorder.

Exclusive to the female. There are no men on the left.

Posted by: d9 at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (WX+x0)

308 Still don't get wanting to have sex with someone who hates you and wishes you were dead.

And a few weeks later you have the clap.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (FIrEF)

309 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Do the four younger IS want you to be somebody else? (This does not take into account normal teen irritability during those times they all want to have someone else for parents; I spent two hours this morning with my son griping about everything I did and then three hours later he was fine)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (AllCR)

310 And the word "mastodon". How it means "nipple tooth". We discussed that too.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (y87Qq)

That's what it means? I thought it meant something awesome.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM

Mastodon-aldtrump. Now it's awesome.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (2NqXo)

311 The UN Human Rights ~~Comity~~ Comedy is a sick sick joke

Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!

Posted by: Ms. Jeong with bloody knife hovering over the body at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)

312 "My favorite actor? Doris Day!
My favorite musical group? The Cowsills!My favorite penis color? Black! I mean white!"

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (4e+hS)

313 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)
---------

They need to show some R-E-S-P-I-C-T.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (JJZzu)

314 295 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)

Close enough.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (NLLmE)

315 279 The Navy wasn't dry until Josephus (Cup of Joe)Daniels(Woodrow Wilson's SecNav) so why was it never reversed?

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

316 And the word "mastodon". How it means "nipple tooth". We discussed that too.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (y87Qq)

Almost forgot that one. Strange, considering the life-altering nature of such knowledge.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

317 I really HAVE loved white people a long time. I am so excited -- so excited!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (tSFch)

318 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.
Posted by: kallisto at August 20, 2018 05:59 PM (Rf71G)

-------------

Cue the racial outragey mob in 3,2,1........

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (I16G8)

319 BTW of course Daniels was a "progressive",they live them some nannying.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (LiyEm)

320 I thought disguise was it's defense,
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (m/vQu)

Razzle dazzle camo on satellites?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (T71PA)

321
Notice how the UN "human rights chief" has nothing to say about Turkey holding a Christian as prisoner?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:02 PM (fWEL6)

322 If Sarah is so dense and ignorant about American White Men and their contributions, she should ask her Grandmother.

'Cuz, bitch, your mamma-san and your pappa-san would never have done the crotchbump. And you wouldn't exist.

You ungrateful piece of s***!.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)

323 290 280 At least there's an end. That's something I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

What can we do to help you, IS?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 05:57 PM (AllCR)

Nothing that doesn't involve time travel or making me into somebody else entirely.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Both of those take time, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

324 Alyssa Milano? Hell yeah!

I'd bang that harder than a screen door on a submarine!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (9vQJW)

325 Photoshop, professional makeup, and Faceapps are hella drugs. Yikes!

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (Y2VBD)

326 I would bet a crisp $100 bill that she no longer controls her account. I'll bet the Times made her turn it over to a trusted staffer who is turning out this saccharine crap. Someone as racist and vile as she cannot suddenly shut off that stream and send out rainbows and kittens and unicorns.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (C1NyB)

327
Whenever I peel a ripe, yellow banana and see how white it is on the inside,

I always feel a sense of delight and hope for the future in this great country of ours!

#IloveAmerica!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (9q7Dl)

328 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (AllCR)

I don't know.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (NWiLs)

329 you're shitting me.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (PA9oZ)

*snort

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

330 Motorhead was doing heavy metal before most of the posuers got out of diaper's

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (6Ll1u)

331 306 >>>Just tweeted about Walmart.

you're shitting me.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (PA9oZ)

Leave SF out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

332 315 279 The Navy wasn't dry until Josephus (Cup of Joe)Daniels(Woodrow Wilson's SecNav) so why was it never reversed?
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

I thought they abolished the grog ration in 1861?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK8)

333 Ack, I am embarrassed to say I am Asian, thanks to this idiot.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (a0IVu)

334 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK

SPECTRE already did it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (SiINZ)

335 Oops - the Walmart tweet was on the 16th:

"Walmart shares up 10% on news of online sales lift"

And a link to BBC article and pic of Walmart.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (W+vEI)

336 Mastodon-aldtrump. Now it's awesome.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (2NqXo)

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (NLLmE)

337 Nothing that doesn't involve time travel or making me into somebody else entirely.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 05:58 PM (NWiLs)

Both of those take time, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK

Yay.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

338 Not Sarah Jeong's Tweets; Whitewashed Sarah Jeong's Tweets.

I have to laugh.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (6eEQ+)

339 We really are the RiffTraxs of internet commentors.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (OSFCf)

340 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Odin. Rod from God. Kinetic energy weapon. Don't have to blow it up. Just knock it out of stable orbit.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (DKgtk)

341 334 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK

SPECTRE already did it.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (SiINZ)

/Connery on

"I see..."

/Connery off

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

342 Pro Tip:.download the Faceapp that removes makeup to reveal the normal real look. It's a eye opener.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (Y2VBD)

343 Alyssa Milano? Hell yeah!

I'd bang that harder than a screen door on a submarine!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2018 06:03 PM (9vQJW)

***whispers*** Joe, you're watching reruns of 30 year old episodes of Who's the Boss. She's... older now.

Posted by: Biden's Handler at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (9chmE)

344 Her most recent tweet is about beets for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (JJZzu)

345 This is more irritating than her tweeting anti-white crap.

Posted by: William Eaton at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (MuTTO)

346 If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go any local bar.

You have an address for that bar?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)

347 When a wet dog shakes on you he's saying, "I'm ready to go to Wal-mart!"

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (CdLX2)

348 Mastodon-aldtrump. Now it's awesome.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (2NqXo)

Donald "Nipple Tooth" Trump?

I.Don't.Know.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (T71PA)

349 Daniels was a lovely guy.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_Daniels

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (LiyEm)

350 So happy to be an editor here at The New York Times and being able to order around white people like they're my slaves!

No! Wait...
delete delete delete delete delete

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (jDF8P)

351 >>Her most recent tweet is about beets for Thanksgiving.

I knew she couldn't stop blaspheming for long.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf)

352 Her most recent tweet is about beets for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (JJZzu)

Dana Loesch: Hands off my gig!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (SiINZ)

353 340 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Odin. Rod from God. Kinetic energy weapon. Don't have to blow it up. Just knock it out of stable orbit.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (DKgtk)

As an anti-sat weapon?

Hm. Maybe. I always imagined those Odin 'smart crowbars' as anti-tank weapons.

Missiles would be an obvious choice. But there are countermeasures for those too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)

354 315 steevy

Because we have to win battles or not run into merchant ships to get back to the bars.

But I had an XO one time .... Medicinal brandy hidden in his desk was a gateway drug for him. He later would cadge pills from the Doc.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (hyuyC)

355 Sarah's being hipster ironic with her brand tweets.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (2NqXo)

356
Speaking of Walmart....

Who's never gonna die, SEARS or john mccain?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (fWEL6)

357 The Navy wasn't dry until Josephus (Cup of Joe)Daniels(Woodrow Wilson's SecNav) so why was it never reversed?
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

I thought they abolished the grog ration in 1861?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK

There are beer days on deployments. Sometimes. 45 days out, two beers, opened before they hand them over so nobody can hoard them or feel any effect. Then at least another 45 days to the next. Also it's at the command's discretion and they don't do it on submarines.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq)

358 In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but
then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again. -- Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (QLvwG)

359 If I met Alyssa Milano at a bar and she wanted to take me home , I would not refuse,

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When you finish, shout out, "Trickle down economics!" then leave.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (+y/Ru)

360 If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go to any local bar.
--------------------
You have an address for that bar?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)

Sure, the intersection of Highway 2 and Hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9chmE)

361 Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings....

Because they are brown.
And the string is white.
Which is a metaphor.

Yes! It's a metaphor for snow falling on the ground.
That's it!
And whipped cream on pecan pie!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (0jtPF)

362 Her most recent tweet is about beets for Thanksgiving.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:05 PM (JJZzu)
............

She puts them on hamburgers, amirite?

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (HgMAr)

363 I would bet a crisp $100 bill that she no longer controls her account. I'll bet the Times made her turn it over to a trusted staffer who is turning out this saccharine crap. Someone as racist and vile as she cannot suddenly shut off that stream and send out rainbows and kittens and unicorns.
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (C1NyB)

--------

Probably so. I would guess a new Twatter account opened under a fake name so that she can continue to vent her hatred of all things White. No blue check mark, but workable.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (I16G8)

364 I knew she couldn't stop blaspheming for long.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf)
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I don't think this ploy is winning her many advocates.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (JJZzu)

365 *IF* any country ever develops truly effective beam weapons that could take out any approaching objects, this could change. But there's no tech anywhere close to that good yet.

Posted by: Tom Servo

I don't think that's likely.

You put a billion-dollar laser in orbit going east, I'll put a couple grand worth of steel buckshot on the same orbit going west.

I'll believe a laser weapon that can neutralize other "smart" weapons. I doubt one that can atomize a dumb mass-based attack of sufficient size. Offense is always easier than defense.

Posted by: mikeski at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (P1f+c)

366 >>>333 Ack, I am embarrassed to say I am Asian, thanks to this idiot.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite

as long as you don't have the Pink Hair Mental Illness Hairdo as well

Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (PA9oZ)

367 343 . . . ***whispers*** Joe, you're watching reruns of 30 year old episodes of Who's the Boss. She's... older now.
Posted by: Biden's Handler
___________

I'm not fallin' for that one! It was on TV not more than 20 minutes ago in front of a LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE.

Sheesh.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (9vQJW)

368 I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (I9Sw7)

369 So she's bragging that she lives in an ''upper class gentrified neighborhood''. In other words, "neener, neener, neener'' you deplorables.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (jm1YL)

370 360 If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go to any local bar.
--------------------
You have an address for that bar?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)

Sure, the intersection of Highway 2 and Hell.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9chmE)

Is that near Goldbar?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

371
I rike mayonnaise
I rike playing BINGO
I rike to knit
I rike to...hmmm...what else do, filthy I hope you all die, white peopre rike to do?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:09 PM (SiINZ)

372 If Sarah Jeong were actually taking those tweets seriously into her heart and mind she might be a nicer person, but she'd have to tweet that sort of stuff for a long time. The actual Joeng doesn't seem to enjoy the little things of life, and anyway, "What's better than a drink of water on a hot day" is so lame it's about the equivalent of Pollyanna surreptitiously giving people the middle finger.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (AllCR)

373 276
Insomniac...dont forget books, art, gardens, kittehs, and boobehs.

Im sure i left out more...oh yes...Guns!

Posted by: I didnt say my name... at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (9jfoy)

374 253
Randy Rhoads didn't use cocaine,I don't think he even drank.

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 05:53 PM (LiyEm)

He and a guy from the roadcrew who was a pilot, rented the plane, were horsing around and crashed. I don't know if Randy Rhoads used drugs, but the pilot was high on coke.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (DxWUs)

375 279 Commence jealousy the Royal Navy just opened a pub on its prized new carrier

it's a trap; a way to acquire planes to fly from the thing. land for a drink, wind up impressed.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (NmR1a)

376 She took a two week break from twitter after tweeting out NYT's defense of hiring her on August 2nd.

The 'Walmart online sales up 10%!' tweet on the 16th was her first one after the break.
My money is on intern. Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (W+vEI)

377 You put a billion-dollar laser in orbit going east, I'll put a couple grand worth of steel buckshot on the same orbit going west.

I'll believe a laser weapon that can neutralize other "smart" weapons. I doubt one that can atomize a dumb mass-based attack of sufficient size. Offense is always easier than defense.
Posted by: mikeski

Offense only has to be lucky ones. Defense has to be lucky every time.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (DKgtk)

378 These remind me. Of Larry King's column in USA Today that was fill with zero content musings:

"I don't care what anyone says, Tapioca is good pudding.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (Y+IL9)

379 357 The Navy wasn't dry until Josephus (Cup of Joe)Daniels(Woodrow Wilson's SecNav) so why was it never reversed?
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (LiyEm)

I thought they abolished the grog ration in 1861?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (bcbK

There are beer days on deployments. Sometimes. 45 days out, two beers, opened before they hand them over so nobody can hoard them or feel any effect. Then at least another 45 days to the next. Also it's at the command's discretion and they don't do it on submarines.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq)

Interesting. Thanks, man.

Two beers every 45 days is a little...light.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

380 I knew she couldn't stop blaspheming for long.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf)
---
What? Did she recommend carrots in chili?

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (vDqXW)

381 Also, I suspect she's attempting to mock us with the put on blandness.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (jm1YL)

382 148
South Africa is seizing white farms. And don't think something like that would not happen here if the "Left" took over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (Lg2h/)
Let them try, I will be one of the many with a very hot gun barrel.

And yeah, the SA farm situation is terrible. The finest farms are getting offers of 10 cents on the dollar.
The 2nd Amendment is a glorious thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (UsCnO)

383 *Once. Damn voice to text.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (DKgtk)

384
He and a guy from the roadcrew who was a pilot, rented the plane, were horsing around and crashed.

How could they tell, were they found dead in a figure-4-leg-lock?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (fWEL6)

385
He and a guy from the roadcrew who was a pilot, rented the plane, were horsing around and crashed. I don't know if Randy Rhoads used drugs, but the pilot was high on coke.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (DxWUs)

He actually a train driver named Casey Jones

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (SiINZ)

386 Revenge is a dish best served Plain Vanilla.

Posted by: geewhiz at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (G2Sbo)

387 The actual Joeng doesn't seem to enjoy the little things of life
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 06:10 PM (AllCR)

Oh, I don't know about that. I'm sure she's stable and grounded and health-

https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/790097840622096384

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (y87Qq)

388 Just had our dryer repaired. After years of dealing with Sears, I got a local guy this time. (The Sears coverage had run out, so the hell with them.)

Anyway, aside from his pointing out that Sears had put it together wrong, resulting in constant problems, he then said that 2 years ago he couldn't have gotten it done so quickly, as there were a number of things he could do now, but which were regulated then. Apparently, appliance repairmen were also regulated to death. And he said that the last year and a half have been the best he's had in a a decade.

Now, what has changed?

Posted by: George LeS at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (59GGI)

389 Someone took my advice, and "let yellow be mellow."

Posted by: Rev. Joseph Lowery at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (W6z+Y)

390 Well life on the estate is kinda laid back
Ain't much an old white boy like me can't hack
It's making money every day, getting stabbed in the back
Thank God I'm a white boy

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

391 374 Tour bus driver,and he basically stole the plane...

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (LiyEm)

392 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.

Um, uh... yeah! Every American like me knew that! At least I won't have to change my commemorative selfie...

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (elfAG)

393 >>And yeah, the SA farm situation is terrible. The finest farms are getting offers of 10 cents on the dollar.
The 2nd Amendment is a glorious thing.

One thing South Africa has in abundance is guns. Particularly the farmers and people who live in the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

394 350 So happy to be an editor here at The New York Times and being able to order around white people like they're my slaves!

No! Wait...
delete delete delete delete delete
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (jDF8P)

----------------------------

Spank Me! I am a naughty old white conservative!

Posted by: Sissy Jonah Goldilocks at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (MuTTO)

395 Hope you like my tweets; they're bland, just like white people.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (mmU7u)

396 Apparently, appliance repairmen were also regulated to death. And he said that the last year and a half have been the best he's had in a a decade.

Now, what has changed?
Posted by: George LeS at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (59GGI)

The winter of our discontent has been made glorious spring by this son of New York?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (bcbK8)

397 There's a well known cougar bar near me, alas I'm too old to go, what do you call the opposite? Sugar baby's?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (6Ll1u)

398 Someone took my advice, and "let yellow be mellow."

Posted by: Rev. Joseph Lowery at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (W6z+Y)

I thought that was Donovan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (SiINZ)

399 Sarah Jeong's New Improved Twitter Feed: Sunrises, Butterflies, and Rainbows Are Pretty

TOO LATE!!!

Posted by: White People at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (jDF8P)

400 She would be cute if she kept long hair and her opinions to herself.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (Y2VBD)

401 302 Armoring satellites is an engineering and imagination problem. Not a technical problem. It could be done easily enough. It's just a lot of hassle.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK

I thought disguise was it's defense,"

Imagine a depleted uranium bullet of the kind fired by the A-10 warthog. Don't need a gatling gun setup, just a single shot. (I pick that because that is already existing technology) You get that weapon into orbit, and then you set up a differential speed in orbit between your gun launch platform and your target, so that the projectile comes in at a relative speed of - oh there's almost no limit. You can't possibly boost enough shielding into orbit to stop that - that much kinetic energy would go through 20' of reinforced concrete, from just one single bullet.

And like I said, that's just using off the shelf technology.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (k1TUh)

402 Two beers every 45 days is a little...light.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK

A bit, yeah. Almost an open, condescending taunt more than a perk, really.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (y87Qq)

403 If I want a 45 year old has been, I'll go to any local bar.
--------------------
You have an address for that bar?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)

Sure, the intersection of Highway 2 and Hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9chmE)

Avenue Francisco I. Madero, Tijuana, BCS.

Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (HgMAr)

404 >>I thought that was Donovan

That's right!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)

405 Jeong, Krystal.
Krystal, Jeong.
Krystal, Jeong.
Jeong, Krystal.

Posted by: david letterman at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (Evws/)

406 That's right!
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (/tuJf)
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Quite rightly.

I thought you were supposed to be a hippie.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:15 PM (JJZzu)

407 388 Now, what has changed?

just the obama economy finally kicking in

Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 06:15 PM (NmR1a)

408
148

South Africa is seizing white farms. And don't think something like that would not happen here if the "Left" took over

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 05:37 PM (Lg2h/)
Let them try, I will be one of the many with a very hot gun barrel.

And yeah, the SA farm situation is terrible. The finest farms are getting offers of 10 cents on the dollar.
The 2nd Amendment is a glorious thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (UsCnO)
Rorke's Drift

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:15 PM (gmo/4)

409 "I don't care what anyone says, Tapioca is good pudding.

"You'll never see a better movie than "Hancock".

Posted by: Larry King at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (jDF8P)

410 South Africa is seizing white farms.

The elite will be fine. They can always seize diamonds and gold to import food.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (9uM40)

411 >>I thought you were supposed to be a hippie.

I'm old. I forget things.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (/tuJf)

412 393 >>And yeah, the SA farm situation is terrible. The finest farms are getting offers of 10 cents on the dollar.
The 2nd Amendment is a glorious thing.

One thing South Africa has in abundance is guns. Particularly the farmers and people who live in the country.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (/tuJf)

Let's hope the boers have better luck this time.

I have my lines. If this shit happened here, that would cross mine.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

413 I thought Randy Rhoads was a wrassler.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (NLLmE)

414 397 There's a well known cougar bar near me, alas I'm too old to go, what do you call the opposite? Sugar baby's?"

If you're talking about a bar where older guys go to think they can pick up younger women, you mean every dive bar that has ever existed since beer first got brewed 5,000 years ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (k1TUh)

415 As the hangman is about ready to drop you to your death, he whispers in you ear, "sweet dreams".

Posted by: Colin at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (VkUFS)

416 People need to start creating large amounts of sock accounts on social media to attack White Women and make White Women the target of racist and sexist scorn to bring them over to our side.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (Y2VBD)

417 Up, Up! With people!
you meet them wherever you go.
Up, UP! With people.
There the best kind of folks I know!!!

-Sarah Jeong
Op Ed

Posted by: LASue at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (Z48ZB)

418 .50BMG would make an excellent space weapon, though you will need computer assistance to aim it across orbital distances. Talk about deflection shooting indeed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (yQpMk)

419 I don't think this ploy is winning her many advocates.

-
Those stupid hicks in flyover country will believe anything! A few Wonder Bread tweets and they'll be eating out of your hand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

420 you're shitting me.
Posted by: ace at August 20, 2018 06:01 PM (PA9oZ)

Leave SF out of this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (YqDXo)

===

Plenty of racist Asians here, plenty squatting in the street, haven't seen any actual sh*t. Yet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (EZebt)

421 There's a well known cougar bar near me, alas I'm too old to go, what do you call the opposite? Sugar baby's?"

If you're talking about a bar where older guys go to think they can pick up younger women, you mean every dive bar that has ever existed since beer first got brewed 5,000 years ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August

strip club

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)

422 You have an address for that bar?

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:06 PM (FIrEF)

Sure, the intersection of Highway 2 and Hell.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:08 PM (9chmE)

Avenue Francisco I. Madero, Tijuana, BCS.

Thanks for the info

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (FIrEF)

423 Whenever I peel a ripe, yellow banana and see how white it is on the inside,

I always feel a sense of delight and hope for the future in this great country of ours!

#IloveAmerica!
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:04 PM (9q7Dl)

*snort* I wonder if the label "banana Americans" could be used to describe her. Yellow on outside, white on inside. For Asians who identify as Cauc-Asians.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (/qEW2)

424 @Tom Servo

Is it wrong that I want to test that scenario and develop countermeasures?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (bcbK8)

425 Who got to her?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (JUOKG)

426 Ha! Look at Ace's update!

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (JJZzu)

427 381>> Also, I suspect she's attempting to mock us with the put on blandness.
Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (jm1YL)

My thoughts exactly.

Posted by: Hoppe2it at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (IngjR)

428 "Barack Obama was my favorite White President!" -- Sarah Jeong

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (oLmQE)

429 Now, what has changed?
Posted by: George LeS at August 20, 2018 06:12 PM (59GGI)

Well, I know the answer but geez, it even trickled down to appliance repairmen?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (dUJdY)

430 >>Who got to her?

Big Paycheck.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

431 Some FN outlet announced Aretha's death by publishing a photo... of Patti LaBelle.

Um, uh... yeah! Every American like me knew that! At least I won't have to change my commemorative selfie...
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM (elfAG)

Jeez people. Show some RESPICT!

Posted by: Al Huge Head Sharpton at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (Z48ZB)

432 He actually a train driver named Casey Jones
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM

Trouble ahead
trouble behind

Posted by: zombie Jerry Garcia at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (ctuyM)

433 The winter of our discontent has been made glorious spring by this son of New York?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM

The spring was never that glorious.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (2NqXo)

434
Seriously!

You know what'd be hilarious?

If we start a gofundme for a Death Star!

We SO have to do this. Please Please Please Please Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please Please
Please Please Please Please Please Please

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (fWEL6)

435 426 Ha! Look at Ace's update!
Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (JJZzu)

That poor, poor cat

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (bcbK8)

436 Daniels was a lovely guy.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephus_Daniels
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 06:07 PM (LiyEm)

Another in a long line of racist, bigoted progressive democrats.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (EoRCO)

437 433 The winter of our discontent has been made glorious spring by this son of New York?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:13 PM

The spring was never that glorious.
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 20, 2018 06:18 PM (2NqXo)

Hotspur? Deal with this man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (bcbK8)

438

Someone as racist and vile as she cannot suddenly shut off that stream and send out rainbows and kittens and unicorns.

Not and remain sane for long. But that assumes that her previous vile racist tweets were normal.

This is making my headmeat all hurty and stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (HaL55)

439 Jewels45

I saw Ben Had's comment. Well done.

NYT, tis a silly place.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (hyuyC)

440 That poor pussy (cat): "SAVE MEEEEE!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

441 378 These remind me. Of Larry King's column in USA Today that was fill with zero content musings:

"I don't care what anyone says, Tapioca is good pudding.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (Y+IL9)

Norm McDonald riffed on that back during his SNL days and it's hilarious if you can find it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

442 Yes...the polar opposite of blandness is foaming at the mouth racial loathing.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (NLLmE)

443 Is it wrong that I want to test that scenario and develop countermeasures?"

I feel a "Hey Y'all, Watch This!!!" moment coming!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (k1TUh)

444 I love

Little baby ducks

Old pickup trucks

Slow-movin' trains

And rain.

-- Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (QLvwG)

445 so jeong is only going to put up with being muzzled by her white masters at the times for so long.

when she blows it will be spectacular!

she will savage them like they have never been savaged.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (MTjB1)

446 402
Two beers every 45 days is a little...light.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK

A bit, yeah. Almost an open, condescending taunt more than a perk, really.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:14 PM (y87Qq)

We got a "steel beach" picnic back in 93 aboard the USS Saipan LHA-2, long may she grow coral, 53 straight days of gator squares in the Adriatic Sea. 2 beers was a taunt, but 3 weeks afterwards we pulled in to beautiful Haifa.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (DxWUs)

447 Looks that boyfriend picture solved this Scooby Doo Mystery.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (Y2VBD)

448 Damn. Life has made me late to all the good threads today. Sad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

449 Also, I suspect she's attempting to mock us with the put on blandness.

Posted by: Tuna at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (jm1YL)

That's my take too. She's putting out the most bland crap as a middle finger to anyone who took her to task.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (SiINZ)

450 Yellow on outside, white on inside.

Michael Moore might mistake her for a Twinkie.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (8ruUE)

451 441 378 These remind me. Of Larry King's column in USA Today that was fill with zero content musings:

"I don't care what anyone says, Tapioca is good pudding.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 20, 2018 06:11 PM (Y+IL9)

Norm McDonald riffed on that back during his SNL days and it's hilarious if you can find it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

There's a good MST3K skit around that idea too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (bcbK8)

452 And how about unicorns? Those great, lovely, white (and therefore magnificent) beasts, shooting rainbows out of their ass in streams- as numerous and colorful as my lies.

Posted by: Marcus at, White as a cracker at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (gl2Ev)

453 That poor, poor catPosted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM
Hey, a little tuna goes along way.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (FIrEF)

454 The future looks better all the time since I lost my ability to discern parody from earnest writing.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (RuIsu)

455 I saw Ben Had's comment. Well done.

Thank you

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:21 PM (dUJdY)

456 Wow! @sarahjeong has done 100 tweets in the last hour.

That's 0.027777777777778 tweets / second!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:22 PM (ctuyM)

457

Looks that boyfriend picture solved this Scooby Doo Mystery.

It's stuffed. She had him for dinner three months ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (HaL55)

458 "I love my boyfriend."

____

Why is she promoting gender stereotypes!?!?!

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (oLmQE)

459 This was a fun day.
Glad my lead was working from home today.

Thanks 'rons and 'ettes. Hopefully I can hang out here with y'all again soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (bcbK8)

460 That's my take too. She's putting out the most bland crap as a middle finger to anyone who took her to task.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August

she would never do as much.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (MTjB1)

461 Mmmmm. Mayonnaise on Wonder bread. My favorite sandwich.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW)

462 Who got to her?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (JUOKG)

She got a house in Stepford estates.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (T71PA)

463 Everyone knows scrawny Asian chicks have no tits.

What little she's got are not calm.

Unpleasant woman.

Posted by: Honu at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (wkZlp)

464 456 Wow! @sarahjeong has done 100 tweets in the last hour.

That's 0.027777777777778 tweets / second!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:22 PM (ctuyM)

That's sven-level man.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (zRwJ/)

465 you know the wikipedia page for the times does not even mention the jeong mess?

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:23 PM (MTjB1)

466 Good to see you, MAE.

Posted by: bluebell at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (JJZzu)

467 "I love my boyfriend."

No surprise he's a pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

468 I just tweeted Sara Gee-oo-ung or Jew-ong, anyway I asked her why she hates me and did she learn to hate me at her home or in school. I reminded her that Jesus loves her anyway.

Posted by: MantuaBill at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (3KFD9)

469 The FN graphics people are horrible. They either don't have it ready or it's the wrong one. Fox and Friends is barely watchable anymore. I used to enjoy it.. it was just light fluff before the real news of the day. It's just background noise for me now. I barely pay attention to it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (dUJdY)

470 Hopefully her "boyfriend" won't eat her when she dies alone and friendless in her apartment.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (jDF8P)

471 And how about unicorns?
...And so what if the horn is phallic? Where would we be without men anyway?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (RHEDC)

472 Next thing ya know she'll be shopping at the GAP and traveling to the shootin' range.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (r9UYA)

473 She is doing her cat? WTF is wrong with her?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (lxZ71)

474 Everyone knows scrawny Asian chicks have no tits.

But perfectly cylindrical thighs, or is that only Thai girls?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (yQpMk)

475 ...If we start a gofundme for a Death Star!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:19 PM (fWEL6)

A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:25 PM (T71PA)

476 Been cleaning all day.
Checking in.
Reading her tweets just lowered my IQ by 20%.
Good grief this woman is both out of touch and downright ignorant.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:25 PM (0tfLf)

477 "I love my boyfriend."
=====

Me too!

Posted by: Shep! at August 20, 2018 06:25 PM (//voU)

478 I just tweeted Sara Gee-oo-ung or Jew-ong, anyway I asked her why she hates me and did she learn to hate me at her home or in school. I reminded her that Jesus loves her anyway.
Posted by: MantuaBill at August 20, 2018 06:24 PM (3KFD9)

------------

I'm sure you will soon be blocked.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:25 PM (I16G8)

479 465 you know the wikipedia page for the times does not even mention the jeong mess?"

wow, if we were krazy konspiracy types, we might even think that Wikipedia coordinates with the Times and won't allow information to be published unless the Times management gives it their go-ahead.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (k1TUh)

480
Let's create an AoS Portmanteau for this Racist Asian. Rasian.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (fWEL6)

481 Good heavens, I just read about a bachelor party in Syracuse in which the groom was naked, blindfolded, and the best man tied a bottle rocket to his gentles.

It ended the way you would expect, no one in that family will ever have a penis.

Alcohol was involved.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (w7KSn)

482 Only 20%?

Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (88xKn)

483 Meet the new Andy Rooney.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (IqV8l)

484
A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

Crazy talk. President Donald Trump could build it for $100 Million, tops.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 20, 2018 06:27 PM (fWEL6)

485 It ended the way you would expect, no one in that family will ever have a penis.

Alcohol was involved.

At least they won't be able to breed.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

486 Meet the new Andy Rooney.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (IqV8l)
---
Same as the old Andy Rooney.

Posted by: Roger Daltry at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (vDqXW)

487 Meet the new Andy Rooney.

I loved him in all those Andy Hardy movies.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (yQpMk)

488 Those stupid hicks in flyover country will believe anything! A few Wonder Bread tweets and they'll be eating out of your hand.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeah, the hicks in flyover country are such devoted readers of the NYT.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (9BLnV)

489 I would bet a crisp $100 bill that she no longer controls her account. I'll bet the Times made her turn it over to a trusted staffer who is turning out this saccharine crap.

-
She had to give them her password, DieCrackerDie!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (+y/Ru)

490

Meet the new Andy Rooney.

She needs to grow some eyebrows. Which is a mental picture I didn't want before supper.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (HaL55)

491 481 Good heavens, I just read about a bachelor party in Syracuse in which the groom was naked, blindfolded, and the best man tied a bottle rocket to his gentles.

It ended the way you would expect, no one in that family will ever have a penis.

Alcohol was involved.
Posted by: backbeatbaby at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (w7KSn)

No explosive near genitals ever. Not even those snap poppers that snap when you throw them on the ground.

Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 06:28 PM (zRwJ/)

492 wow, if we were krazy konspiracy types, we might even think that Wikipedia coordinates with the Times and won't allow information to be published unless the Times management gives it their go-ahead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (k1TUh)

------------

As Wiki is user edited, I'm sure the NYT had/has someone on staff scrubbing her profile 24/7.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (I16G8)

493 That baby smile one is great.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (lc+47)

494 482 Only 20%?
Posted by: dantesed at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM

*****

Yeah. I only read the ones here and confined the Stoopid to these few.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (0tfLf)

495 You know, when I'm feeling down I just flip over to the Hallmark channel and watch a good "girl from the wrong side of the tracks meets Prince Charming and lives happily ever after" flick. It makes me appreciate everything white men have done for us.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (HiLJ1)

496 Like my dad always said.

"It's all bottle rockets and genitals until somebody gets hurt."

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (T71PA)

497 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees

breitbart.com

Tree humpers are reallz.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

498 Wiki editors are all hardcore shitlibs. It's well known and not surprising at all.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (4ErVI)

499 How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (lxZ71)

500 3,200-year-old cheese discovered in ancient tomb. Wow!

That's a racist dog whistle if I ever heard one.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 05:31 PM (RHEDC)

Now that is interesting. I love cheese, it would be nice to know that it was effective as an indefinite preserving method, like canning.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (/qEW2)

501 Water served in a wine bottle is racist.

It should only be served in a coconut

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (M+Lyo)

502 The face of a child can say a lot, especially the mouth part.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (vDqXW)

503 A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

Crazy talk. President Donald Trump could build it for $100 Million, tops.

-
And make the Ferengi pay for it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)

504 Good heavens, I just read about a bachelor party in
Syracuse in which the groom was naked, blindfolded, and the best man
tied a bottle rocket to his gentles.

It ended the way you would expect, no one in that family will ever have a penis.

Alcohol was involved.

Posted by: backbeatbaby at August 20, 2018 06:26 PM (w7KSn)

As recompense, the Best Man shall attend to servicing the Bride no less than five times per fortnight.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (QLvwG)

505 Anybody else think that she's just trolling white people?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (jDF8P)

506 "It's all bottle rockets and genitals until somebody gets hurt."
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 20, 2018 06:29 PM (T71PA)

I want to know if the wedding still took place, or if the bride backed out. Damaged goods and all.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (MX7xj)

507 '481 Good heavens, I just read about a bachelor party in Syracuse in which the groom was naked, blindfolded, and the best man tied a bottle rocket to his gentles.'

Do not go gentle into that good night, dick.

Posted by: Dylan Thomas at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (HiLJ1)

508
Update: This might explain a few things.

Ouch.

Even more brutal than watching Ewoks crack open Imperial Stormtroopers' armor to get at the tasty meat inside.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (eXA4G)

509 Those Direct Energy weapons on drones, yes they exist the pictures are easy to find, are like mini death stars.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (Y2VBD)

510 Something is wrong with the 2434 people that loved that ugly glass of water. It looks like a glass you use to rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (hECVl)

511 Hmmmmmm....
Sarah spelled backwards is Haras.
Message???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (0tfLf)

512 You know what Koreans do with cats don't you? Oh wait that's Chinese, dogs was what I meant. Well both actually. Culture is a bitch to break

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (6Ll1u)

513

How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?

Sounds like it's time for a pool.

I'll put a Tubman on 11 days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (HaL55)

514
Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees

The oaks are just too lofty and they grab up all the sex.

Posted by: The Maples at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (IqV8l)

515 I'd just love to sit and binge watch Friends.

It's just white enough to be funny.

Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (iiixZ)

516 I wonder why she is so angry about not being white.

She's Chinese, FFS! They landed fucking people on the moon like 3000 years ago, invented all the cool stuff like vibrators, particle board and gunpowder, and had their privates tastefully pierced while us stupid round eyes were still grubbing for roots in Central European forests.

People are just strange.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM (BfOXk)

517 How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?

ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM (yQpMk)

518 Rod's from God and Project Thor.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM (gmo/4)

519

So, if Sarah Jeong ever has kids, would she be "Ma Jeong?"

Asking for a group of yentas sitting around the pool at The Villages.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM (G4W16)

520 Arthur Sulzberger: So you really want to kill me?

Sarah Jeong: Yes! You filthy white jew male piece of sh*t!

Arthur Sulzberger: You're hired!

We live in surreal times.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:34 PM (/qEW2)

521 "497 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees"

L-o-o-o-ve is a man-y splin-tered thing...

Posted by: Robert Goulet at August 20, 2018 06:34 PM (HiLJ1)

522 >>Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees

The oaks are just too lofty and they grab up all the sex.

Posted by: The Maples

After a full day hiking in the woods, I like to sidle up to a hot Aspen.

Posted by: EcoFreak WHat Is Teaching Your Kids at August 20, 2018 06:34 PM (r9UYA)

523 Anybody else think that she's just trolling white people?

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (jDF8P)

Pretty much. She also thinks she's smarter that you are.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (9chmE)

524 She's still mad that Palpatine sold her family out and told Anakin to bust up the Trade Federation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (k1TUh)

525 How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:30 PM (lxZ71)

Until Whoa Fat Ass is back in the news with North Korea. Then she can fearlessly release her hatred for White men. He's mostly White, in a yellow, slanty eyed sort of way.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (9BLnV)

526 And yet Ben Shapiro remains more unlikable than she does. At least she is honest with her hatred and doesn't passively aggressively hide it.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (Y2VBD)

527 521 "497 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees"

L-o-o-o-ve is a man-y splin-tered thing...
Posted by: Robert Goulet at August 20, 2018 06:34 PM (HiLJ1)

Well... hard wood....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (G4W16)

528 we might even think that Wikipedia coordinates with the Times and won't allow information to be published unless...

They don't have to coordinate. SJWism is enough to ensure there is an 'owner' of the article who stays on his guard. And he has. A mention of Jeong was removed because he felt a charge of 'outright racism' was unproven.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (dVAq+)

529 I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't
just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:36 PM (vDqXW)

530 "How long is this white wash of her Twitter feed will go on until she reverts back to her white male hating?

Sounds like it's time for a pool.

I'll put a Tubman on 11 days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM (HaL55)"

-------------

Nah, they'll have her muzzled until after the midterms so she doesn't embarass the Dems.

Posted by: Decaf at August 20, 2018 06:36 PM (KN1xl)

531

L-o-o-o-ve is a man-y splin-tered thing...

"Checkin' fer bees."

- just the punchline...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:36 PM (HaL55)

532 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

533 I thought she is Korean, you know that country tens of thousands of white males died to keep her from the hands of North Koreans.

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (lxZ71)

534 Even more brutal than watching Ewoks crack open Imperial Stormtroopers' armor to get at the tasty meat inside.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 20, 2018 06:32 PM

Shell cracking and getting at the tasty meat was discussed at length on the Food Thread Sunday.

Weasel, bluebell, and Lena were contributors.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (ctuyM)

535 And yet Ben Shapiro remains more unlikable than she does.

In fairness, I could never imagine myself porking Ben Shapiro, so it's a low bar.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

536 I think she is an arrested adolescent who has self esteem issues and spouts the vilest things she can for attention. She's mentally ill and should be in an asylum. {Do they still call them asylums?}

Posted by: Locke Common at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (ABxG1)

537 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG)

538 That 'Atlantic horseshoe' picture keeps bugging mel. It's like somebody turned off the water. Ugly place.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (9uM40)

539 537 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG)

Not buying it.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (NLLmE)

540 If that's her boyfriend, report her for bestiality.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (hECVl)

541 "I sa mok em boo di ay
I sa mok em boo

I went to China Town
Way back in old Hong Kong
Took out some egg fu yon
And then I heard a gong

Ling, Ting, Tong, tried to sing that song called
I sa mok em boo di ay, I sa mok em boo".......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (EoRCO)

542 They don't have to coordinate. SJWism is enough to ensure there is an 'owner' of the article who stays on his guard. And he has. A mention of Jeong was removed because he felt a charge of 'outright racism' was unproven.
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 06:35 PM (dVAq+)

-------------

This must piss Missy Jeong off. She spent years perfecting her racism, and she can't even get credit for it.

Kinda like ISIS and terrorism, I guess.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (I16G8)

543 The FNC "all star panel" might as well be on MSNBC.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (IqV8l)

544 She resents the fact that white people drive cars better than she does.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (gmo/4)

545 Asking for a group of yentas sitting around the pool at The Villages.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 20, 2018 06:33 PM

So that's what you do in the afternoons!

And you told us you always needed to 'rest up' for the Morning Report.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (ctuyM)

546 535 And yet Ben Shapiro remains more unlikable than she does.

In fairness, I could never imagine myself porking Ben Shapiro, so it's a low bar.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

His sister shares his face.

Posted by: Hacksaw Randy Macho Goldust Man, POTUS 48 at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (Y2VBD)

547 WHAT A PRETTY KITTY YOU HAVE SARAH! IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE LETTING HIM LIVE WITH YOU INSTEAD OF EATING HIM FOR DINNER!!! OH MY GOD, SARAH, I'M SO SORRY! I'M SUCH A RACIST! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (jDF8P)

548 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

How much did a pyramid cost?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

549 Sarah you are going to have to keep whiewashing that fence--for umpty diddle years until your racist stains come out.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (Sda6L)

550 Gah..the experts still don't get it.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

551 Kittehs and Puppehs!! All day long!
Especially white ones.

Posted by: The Sarah on High Dosage Ativan at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (qlTN9)

552 Can you say "PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE?"
"

Posted by: Orson at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (9mdqS)

553 lol, times wikipedia page mentions the blair mess and jeong's wikipedia page mentions that the times said they did not approve of her tweets but the times page makes no mention of jeong. guess that is not news that is fit to print.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (MTjB1)

554 I think she is an arrested adolescent who has self
esteem issues and spouts the vilest things she can for attention. She's
mentally ill and should be in an asylum. {Do they still call them
asylums?}

Posted by: Locke Common at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (ABxG1)

I think they are called universities now.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (QLvwG)

555 Shell cracking and getting at the tasty meat was discussed at length on the Food Thread Sunday.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (ctuyM)

The food thread was around long enough it became the gun thread and the ONT and then wrapped around and became about food again.

Also a spider almost killed me.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)

556
*snort* I wonder if the label "banana Americans"
could be used to describe her. Yellow on outside, white on inside. For
Asians who identify as Cauc-Asians.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (/qEW2)

480

Let's create an AoS Portmanteau for this Racist Asian. Rasian.
-----------------

Banana American, or Rasian?

Both are creative and accurate, and in a way that even the SJW's can understand it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)

557 537 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?

Shards of Love in My Heart for White Man, oh me so horny, me love you long time!!!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (k1TUh)

558 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

What are we, chopped liver?

Posted by: Atoms at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (DzFIB)

559 Look at that cat's eyes. They're yuge and black and scream "SHE'S CRAZY!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (ptqGC)

560 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick? In the open market? Cultures vary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)

561 All cats' eyes seem to me to be saying Soon.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

562 537
There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG)

Paolo's conquests?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (UsCnO)

563 How much did a pyramid cost?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

African or European?

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (NLLmE)

564 (532) Ok, 11 septillion then.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (RuIsu)

565 *snort* I wonder if the label "banana Americans"

could be used to describe her. Yellow on outside, white on inside. For

Asians who identify as Cauc-Asians.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:17 PM (/qEW2)

480

Let's create an AoS Portmanteau for this Racist Asian. Rasian.
-----------------

Banana American, or Rasian?

Both are creative and accurate, and in a way that even the SJW's can understand it!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (UsCnO)

A cauc-asian ate that poor lady and her dog in South Carolina.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (gmo/4)

566 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

--------------------------------------------

How much did a pyramid cost?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM (yQpMk)

A pyramid cost 5 septillion, but it would have cost them 4 to build just one, so they figured, why not.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (9chmE)

567 1. Hall and Oates. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Joan Jett. David Bowie. Hanson. What do these legends have in common? They're all white.

But she hates the hell out of Edgar Winter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (SiINZ)

568 >>>There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG) <<<

Tears of Never Trumpers?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (W6z+Y)

569 A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

Ok. How did they calculate all of the R and D costs for the Death Star tech we don't currently have?

Or are those add-ons?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (9qZ3S)

570 They they think its Korean viagra

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (6Ll1u)

571

I thought she is Korean, you know that country tens of thousands of white males died to keep her from the hands of North Koreans.

She doesn't care about any of that. She's ungrateful for their sacrifice and also her opportunities here as an American.

She's just what Shuck Fumer and the rest of the Dem/Progs want to replace the rest of us with.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 20, 2018 06:42 PM (HaL55)

572 Anybody else think that she's just trolling white people?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM (jDF8P)

Well of course. But it also reveals how she really feels. Trolls hate those whom they troll. And this type of trolling is meant as a display of leftist power, rubbing your nose in it. "I can do this, but you can't". It highlights the asymmetry of how leftist social media polices itself.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (/qEW2)

573 waiting for her coverage of south africa seizing white land.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

574 Rasain in the sun.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (IqV8l)

575
* insert crushed asian joke here *

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (LOgQ4)

576 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM (NLLmE)

Ha! You got that right! No reptilians, nope!

*flicks forked tongue*

*blinks sideways*

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (y87Qq)

577 560 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick?

A little K9 sauce makes it all taste great.

Posted by: Barry Soetero, Not a Filthy White Guy at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (HiLJ1)

578 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick? In the open market? Cultures vary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)

A Korean marine took son and some buddies for a bite to eat in Seoul. They had no idea what they were eating, although they thought it was okay, and then they heard the dogs crying behind the establishment.

Still angers him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

579 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:37 PM

-----

Grains of sand on the beaches? Stars in the sky?
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 06:38 PM

-----

Not buying it.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:39 PM

Pfffft. A septillion is only a trillion trillion. According to Goldman Each, the number of possible routes just to deliver 25 packages by van adds up to around 15 septillion.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (ctuyM)

580 A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

At that price you have thought they could afford railings on their cat walks over unimaginable depths.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

581 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick? In the open market? Cultures vary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)

Well, this one time in this "bar" in Olongapo...

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (gmo/4)

582 How many of you are veterans and have seen dog on a stick? In the open market? Cultures vary

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:41 PM (6Ll1u)

In Germany we had a Burger King truck on post, so yeah, not on a stick.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (9chmE)

583 560> Define "dog."

Sarah's definition of dog is vastly different than yours my friend.

And she eats them all. With a fork.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (iiixZ)

584 Also a spider almost killed me.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM (y87Qq)

A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

585 A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

Talk to Weasel. You might want to coordinate or something.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (y87Qq)

586 I think they are called universities now.

Posted by: Count de Monet

Some good quips here!

Posted by: PJ at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (qlTN9)

587 We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (vDqXW)

588 waiting for her coverage of south africa seizing white land.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

Heading back there in October. Limpopo region, tented safari. Then on to civilized Botswana and end trip at Victoria Falls.

If you don't hear from me at the end of October, have a toast to me please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

589 6. Wal*Mart is underrated. Quality merchandise for very fair prices. The staff is lovely and the clientele? *Incomparable.*

--

This one just broke my Smarmy Meter. It's now laying in pieces all over the floor.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (mQ0Mc)

590 Listening to Levin, he's on a tear against Muller

Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (lxZ71)

591
A couple of years ago somebody priced what it would cost to build a Death Star -- $7 septillion.

At that price you have thought they could afford railings on their cat walks over unimaginable depths.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)

And defector shields over their exhaust ports.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (gmo/4)

592
Well, this one time in this "bar" in Olongapo...
Posted by: Archer

I thought that was monkey meat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (IqV8l)

593 A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

A flock of seagulls made me run.
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (SiINZ)

594 But she hates the hell out of Edgar Winter
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Winter is coming.

(just what does that mean? it's from Game of Thrones, isn't it?)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (S6Pax)

595 * insert crushed asian joke here *

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM

Our specialty. Especially for roadrunners.

Posted by: ACME Anvils at August 20, 2018 06:46 PM (LOgQ4)

596 Racian?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at August 20, 2018 06:47 PM (W6z+Y)

597 You people stay away from my trees.

Posted by: Weasel at August 20, 2018 06:47 PM (MVjcR)

598 Still angers him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

I have seen stories pop up on my FB feed about that. It turns my stomach. I can't watch it. I love dogs and knowing what they do to them.. my heart can't take it.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:47 PM (dUJdY)

599 waiting for her coverage of south africa seizing white land.

Posted by: ? at August 20, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

Heading back there in October. Limpopo region, tented safari. Then on to civilized Botswana and end trip at Victoria Falls.

If you don't hear from me at the end of October, have a toast to me please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

Please make someone call you 'bwana. Just for me.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

600 A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

601 Also a spider almost killed me.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:40 PM

You told it AtC was an arachnidist, and SarahJeonged it, didn't you?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (ctuyM)

602
A flock of seagulls made me run.
I just ran
I ran all night and day
I couldn't get away.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

That gives me an idea!

Posted by: Alfred Hitchcock at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (IqV8l)

603 The word snowflake was used often by conservatives in 2016 against liberals very effectively. And kind of beat to death. And then it was often used by liberals against conservatives in a tone-deaf kind of way in 2017 and 2018. Kind of like "Hey I will throw this word back at you, aren't I clever?" Maybe in a thread where no one was triggered or even annoyed.

So to see Jonah Goldberg use that beat-to-death hacked fucking phrase makes me wonder if his books were done by a ghost-writer.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (rnAwa)

604 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
========

I know it's been asked before, but why is the left so fucked up about sex?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (//voU)

605 Mrs Jackass bought a pork loin roast. Not exactly sure what the heck that is, but figured I can stick it on the grill.
Any expert moron grill advice? Or does this need to go in a crockpot or oven?
I've got beers and the grill heating up but defer to your aggregate wisdom.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (sXefu)

606 Who was better? Johnny Winter or Edgar Winter? The albino freaks that they were.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (6Ll1u)

607 When you look at the Asians, the Asian is very gifted in creation, creativity and inventions. If you go to Japan or any Asian country, they can turn a television into a watch. They're very creative.

Posted by: Zombie Reggie White at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (EoRCO)

608 Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

-----------

Swarm is the word. Swarm.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (I16G8)

609 Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:45 PM (ptqGC)

Please make someone call you 'bwana. Just for me.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (gmo/4)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

610
A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)
A shoal of beesA murder of beesA pride of beesA pack of beesA bevy of bees

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (gmo/4)

611 Well, this one time in this "bar" in Olongapo...
Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM

Many things happened just "one time" in Po City.

Posted by: Chief MAA at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (ctuyM)

612 I know it's been asked before, but why is the left so fucked up about sex?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (//voU)

"I'm here to be emotionally-damaged f'n goods and to freak out normies and I'm all out of - wait, no, I've got loads of both. Never mind."

That's why.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (y87Qq)

613 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (jDF8P)

614
Avogadro's Number is 6*10^23, or 0.6 septillion.

Two moles of any substance contains over a septillion of those atoms or molecules of that substance.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (8O3HH)

615 A flock of bees attacked me yesterday mowing the south 40.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:44 PM (NLLmE)

Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:48 PM (y87Qq)

No no, herd of buffalo, flock of seagulls, and murder of crows. Parliament of owls.

So I'm thinking a funkadelic of bees.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (9chmE)

616
Mrs Jackass bought a pork loin roast. Not exactly sure what the heck that is, but figured I can stick it on the grill.
Any expert moron grill advice? Or does this need to go in a crockpot or oven?
I've got beers and the grill heating up but defer to your aggregate wisdom.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 06:49 PM (sXefu)

Sear it over direct heat, then, depending on the size, indirect heat for however long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

617 Who was better? Johnny Winter or Edgar Winter? The albino freaks that they were.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:50 PM (6Ll1u)

Rick Derringer.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (EoRCO)

618 A bumble of bees?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (y87Qq)

619 I like the blues, so I pick Johnny

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (6Ll1u)

620 Also it's "a herd of bees", I think.

Swarm.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (dUJdY)

621 a brassier of bees.

Posted by: Archer at August 20, 2018 06:52 PM (gmo/4)

622 There isn't 7 septillion of anything!

A septillion is 1.0 x 10^24.

We can roughly estimate the number of atoms in the observable universe at 7.1 x 10^79 (see the Friedman equations for the methodology of this estimate).

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (9qZ3S)

623 score the fat rub with either Montreal seasoning or Adobo seasoning. Stick in a ronco rotisserie for 70 minutes. And sing my praises to the gods

Posted by: Regular joe at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (7PllL)

624 What a bevy of bees was doing mowing the lawn I'll never know.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (NLLmE)

625 Rock and roll hoochie coo

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 20, 2018 06:53 PM (6Ll1u)

626 Sarah love you short time..

Posted by: TexasJew at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (cy1lR)

627 Sear it over direct heat, then, depending on the size, indirect heat for however long.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

Awesome! Thanks!

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (sXefu)

628 Chelsea Handler Defends Al Franken: Groping Is Not Sexual Assault, I've Grabbed Genitals Too

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Too much information, Chels.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)

629 Pork loin is easy peasy on the grill.

Just need a meat thermometer.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (NLLmE)

630 >>>There isn't 7 septillion of anything!<<<

Butterfly kisses along the banks the Danube, schatzi!

Posted by: Literally Hitler at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (CdLX2)

631 Butterflies are racist as fuck.

Posted by: Corona at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (MceDl)

632 And that Brady Bunch! Every blessed one of them was white. Even that lovable gay Dad!
Sarah Jeong

Posted by: Eromero at August 20, 2018 06:55 PM (zLDYs)

633 I hope she's not going to eat that poor cat!

Posted by: the Butcher at August 20, 2018 06:57 PM (DIosY)

634 Pork loin is easy peasy on the grill.

Just need a meat thermometer.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 06:54 PM (NLLmE)

Never grilled one. I've got it searing right now, then will turn down the burners on one side and use indirect heat. I've got a gas grill so that's easy.

Posted by: Some Jackass at August 20, 2018 07:00 PM (sXefu)

635 SAD !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 07:00 PM (58Au8)

636 Modern romance.

https://bit.ly/2BCb3vA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)

637 Anybody else think that she's just trolling white people?
Posted by: tu3031 at August 20, 2018 06:31 PM

She is posting articles with regularity to bury her previous tweets and bore the hell out of her enemies. One tweet just said, Huh.

Unfortunately for her, even if everyone stops following her tweets, as long as she is at the NYT, every stupid or edgy editorial is going to get a comment or three wondering if Jeong was behind it.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at August 20, 2018 07:05 PM (/+bwe)

638 Shut up you crazy bitch!

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 20, 2018 07:08 PM (mvvCm)

639 Know what would be awesome? A Twitter war between Jeong and Trump.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 07:22 PM (hI/80)

640 Seems to me that sex with trees would be rape because they can hardly be consenting.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 20, 2018 07:27 PM (hI/80)

641 NIkki Haley getting in on the action...

https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley2024/status/1031217465563348992

Posted by: deadrody at August 20, 2018 07:31 PM (jsGbO)

642 A buzz of bees.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

643 NIkki Haley getting in on the action...

https://twitter.com/NikkiHaley2024/status/1031217465563348992
Posted by: deadrody

She is trying to befriend Marco Rubio.

Water. It's good for what ails you!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at August 20, 2018 07:40 PM (S6Pax)

644 So it's a mash-up of Sarah Teasdale (from the old, then funny, Onion) and Stuff White People Like. I don't think NYT is getting their money's worth. They could have a good STEM writer (like, errr .., me!) for half what they pay her.

Posted by: gp at August 20, 2018 07:41 PM (mk9aG)

645 Somehow, I knew this involved pussy.

Posted by: Marcus at, White as a cracker at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (gl2Ev)

646 645
Somehow, I knew this involved pussy.

Posted by: Marcus at, White as a cracker at August 20, 2018 08:12 PM (gl2Ev)

She calls the cat her boyfriend, but I don't think we've determined the sex of the cat. It COULD be a lesbian relationship, or the cat gender-identifies as male.

Posted by: jim at August 20, 2018 08:25 PM (gjGvH)

647 >>> That's my take too. She's putting out the most bland crap as a middle finger to anyone who took her to task.

Word.

Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 20, 2018 08:26 PM (cHbmY)

648 Study: More 'Ecosexual' Professors Are Having Sex with Trees
----------------------------------

The punchlines write themselves.

Posted by: The Ficus at August 20, 2018 09:20 PM (uEbPt)

Posted by: lace wigs at August 20, 2018 09:21 PM (uEbPt)

650 These are real?

So someone is ghost writing her tweets then.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:33 PM (8sZIF)

651 Read some comments, then read more of the tweets. I had only read the ones with pics...oops.

After the reading the other 10, if they are real, yea, she's being condescending, patronizing and sarcastic. Like a petulant child.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 20, 2018 09:48 PM (8sZIF)

652 Don't hire the Ching-Chong!! Right?

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at August 21, 2018 12:27 AM (HLTe8)

653 Sarah Jeong finds skin-suit that fits. Iowahawk fistbumps sky.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 21, 2018 12:53 AM (2iqhO)

654 I didn't know Koreans had fortune cookies.

Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at August 21, 2018 05:41 AM (Lxxwf)

655 This person, like that geeky Florida guy, I'm thinking deserve zero pixels. And like that, poof. They're gone.

Posted by: m at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (CwOPz)

656 Typical pan faced slit eyed bo legged bugeater,before she got the job at n.y.t. she followed blacks around Korean convenient marts .she must be dedicated to her cause,even I got rich on bitcoin lol.

Posted by: Vlad at August 25, 2018 10:52 PM (4hgVh)

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