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Chelsea Clinton: I Haven't Ruled Out Running for Office
The thing is, 330 million Americans have ruled you out, though.
From the Guardian:"While I disagree with the president … I think my family … is being really well represented. But if that were to change, if my city councillor were to retire, if my congresswoman were to retire, my senators, and I thought that I could make a positive impact, then I think I would really have to ask my answer to that question [of whether to run for office]. "For me it's a definite no now but it's a definite maybe in the future because who knows what the future is going to bring?"Not Worth Its Own Post Unrelated Update:
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— Barstool News Network (@BarstoolNewsN) August 19, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Rob G at August 20, 2018 02:44 PM (9rjbw)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (wFDuq)
She is twice as bad as John Kerry on word salad run-on sentences.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Hillary, almost President at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Memories at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 20, 2018 02:46 PM (1jWCo)
Sacha Baron Cohen tries to convince Howard Dean that Hillary is a dude. Daily Mail article: https://tinyurl.com/HillaryIsADude
Posted by: Greg Brady at August 20, 2018 02:46 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Octopussy at August 20, 2018 02:46 PM (ZQapq)
That being said-- 1) The Dems don't have a wide or deep bench, and b) gotta keep the Clinton graft going-- once it stops, it's game over.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (P5inq)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (oGRue)
You would think the Ugly Stick might have knocked some sense into her?
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (P5inq)
That kind of ugly isn't just skin deep.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 02:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Derptastic at August 20, 2018 02:48 PM (DB16e)
There SMR go off reservation.
Posted by: Bolshoi at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (j8uQ3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (NWiLs)
She's a shoo in.
Why, look at her record -- A Dem, and without a single conviction on it. That's Presidentin' material, right there.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (ptqGC)
You mean like maybe people begging you to run?
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (hLRSq)
I'll bet she could find a congressional district somewhere with a constituency which would elect her.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (Y0byY)
Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (A5R3R)
Or the money goes to the Clintons, and king maker Hillary then spreads the word to her DeepState conglomerate, which people should be taken care of?
Does the ClintonMob still have clout? She had all the connections, knows where all the bodies are ... and she's not in prison, so they must have some clout.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Hillary, almost President at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (RD7QR)
She has a personality?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (hLRSq)
What books are currently on your night stand?
Svetlana Alexievich's "Secondhand Time"..... Alexievich is all-consuming when I'm reading it, completely evocative in a way that brings me into the fabric of the stories she's sharing, far more than bringing those stories to me. I find it both energizing and enervating, and best engaged with in chunks so I can experience it and not become numbed by its force....
If I had to guess, Chelsea will be "milking the soft power dividend of...being a Clinton.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Draki at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (Y0byY)
Just wait until the Obama gurrrlz get the itch to run for office.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (LiyEm)
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And that is *after* surgical correction.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM
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Hey now...I like my ugly sticks, they are great fishing poles.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (AM1GF)
Idiots needs representation too.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Memories at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (UnA8+)
She's a shoo in.
I know, right? NY, MA, RI, MD are always so helpful to political dynasties!!
Posted by: The Kennedy clan at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (W+vEI)
No more Bushes.
No more Trumps, even.
This is not an aristocracy. This is not England. This is not India. This is not Jordan.
This is America. Fuck you, Chelsea.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (bcbK8)
Well that changes things a bit. China is still farming out that part to the "Soviets"?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (hLRSq)
More Attractive than Maxine Watters
Younger than Elizabeth Warren
Knows more economics that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
less evil than her Mom.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (oGRue)
Look at Gillibrand and Schumer.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (LiyEm)
Sure. Anyone who has led such an accomplished life, as you have, certainly should consider running for political office.
I know a lot of people are against it but I would very, very, very much like to have a Constitutional amendment that prohibited some decent circle of immediate family around a political office-holder from running for office or getting any sort of a job in government, and I would make that prohibition last a good long time (even after the office-holder is out).
I am sick to death of familial political dynasties. This is an area where any sort of democracy falls on its ass and needs the aid of some Constitutional prohibitions. There is nothing worse than "democratic royalty". Really. Especially in a government that spends $4 trillion a year. Enough of this shit, already.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (OYwKq)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (NWiLs)
This is EXACTLY what I was going to say.
Posted by: m at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (CwOPz)
What an over-inflated ego for someone with literally not a single accomplishment and who inherited her mother's "charm" and "looks."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Went back to Ugly Sticks after having some expensive rods fail me.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I'm sure Michelle has had an itch or 2 in her lifetime.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 02:50 PM (IqV8l)
FIFY
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (oGRue)
not a single accomplishment and who inherited her mother's "charm" and
"looks."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (ptqGC)
===
And FUPA.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (a0IVu)
The Guardian. When you're seeking the Fringe Left, that is where you'll find them.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (uPlWr)
Look at Gillibrand and Schumer.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (VpIIl)
You stole my thunder. No, she won't be president. But a NY congressional seat, maybe even a Senate seat, is her's for the asking. Same if she decided to move to California.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:55 PM (y8Foj)
Good God, the Clinton family are worse than herpes! They never go away.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (a0IVu)
Pretty much sums it up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:55 PM (ptqGC)
The only black mark against you is if you're a Republican. That would kill the gravy train.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:55 PM (VpIIl)
Don't forget Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 02:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Memories at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (mwcEF)
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I could easily see NYS installing her as Senator for Life. Hell, they put up her Mom after she carpetbagged her way into NY.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 02:55 PM (I16G8)
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475 Chelsea Clinton says she has not ruled out running for office
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Dogcatcher?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM
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It's OK we just need to run a baked potato against her, no problem.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (JUOKG)
You think we could draft amy schumer?
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 20, 2018 02:55 PM (8D42x)
barf
Posted by: brak at August 20, 2018 02:56 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (OYwKq)
This
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 02:56 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:56 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
Went back to Ugly Sticks after having some expensive rods fail me.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM
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Did the same here and never looked back.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:56 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (vDqXW)
Life prohibition.
I couldn't get jobs with certain firms in my area after college because of my dad's job at the time, and that avoidance of conflict of interest persisted long enough it crippled my ability to start a career there. Seems I should just have become a Democrat and it would've been all good. /spits
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (AM1GF)
Don't forget Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw
Alaska
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Amy Carter at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
I'm sure Michelle has had an itch or 2 in her lifetime.
Posted by: wrg500
Yeah. Jock itch.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (DKgtk)
No more Bushes.
No more Trumps, even.
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I don't know. I have a feeling we'll see Don Jr. or Eric
in the future....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (HJmsN)
No more Bushes.
No more Trumps, even.
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I don't know. I have a feeling we'll see Don Jr. or Eric
in the future....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (y8Foj)
I know.
I don't have to be happy about it, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (VpIIl)
Mom: "Mom, I"m married...with a kid. I don't need a talk about sex"
Hillary: "For cripes sake, someone get me a vodka tonic.
Graft! We need talk about graft. Now grab a pen and don't EVER put this in an email!"
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (JUOKG)
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We might get Stelter against her in the primary, but not in the general.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (vDqXW)
Of course, my viewpoint is skewed now since Fen turned me gay.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (vf2RH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (P5inq)
It will be glorious.
Posted by: William Clinton at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (4e+hS)
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And I have not ruled out becoming a porn star
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Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (y8Foj)
in the future....
Posted by: JoeF.
No reason to get excited about them.
They won't be their father.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:59 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 02:59 PM (HgMAr)
Pretty sure that would be haram at any age...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 02:59 PM (AM1GF)
You laugh. New York City and Albany County Democrats would elect a
rotten plum if it had a (D) behind its name. A pulse is not required.
Look at Gillibrand and Schumer.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (VpIIl)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2018 02:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 02:59 PM (nTagT)
Yes, she really did inherit her mom's charm and temperament.
https://pagesix.com/2015/05/18/ chelsea-sends-clinton-foundation-staff-running/
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 03:00 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:00 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2018 03:00 PM (tQkRb)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2018 03:00 PM (Exd63)
I look forward to the day my daughter can impose her will on unsuspecting interns and mental deficients.
It will be glorious.
Posted by: William Clinton at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (4e+hS)
Because that cuckhold of a son-in-law is really doing a bang up job on Wall Street.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2018 03:00 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Derptastic at August 20, 2018 03:01 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: JoeF."
Unlike Hillary with Moynihan, Chuck and Gillibrand will be in Office for at least another 15-20 years so the Senate is out of reach. For the House, I could see someone like Nita Lowey (currently 81) being asked (i.e, bribed) to retire so Chelsea can slide into her safe Dem district.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:01 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: conielu at August 20, 2018 03:01 PM (OjIVB)
Posted by: Amy Carter at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (oGRue)
Actually last I heard, she is living very happily with her family on a farm, well out of the spotlight.
If only other president's kids would do the same.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 20, 2018 03:01 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (LiyEm)
.............
My guess is more serious ugliness.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (Exd63)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 20, 2018 03:01 PM (xPJvm)
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Any more observations on nuclear proliferation?
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (LiyEm)
In many ways, this is also the story of Obama.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (vf2RH)
Idiots needs representation too.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (yQpMk)
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I've always wondered who in the hell keeps voting in Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (fq72/)
in the future....
Lord Barron: the breaker of chains
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (yQpMk)
Don't be so sure.
Posted by: Guy cutting brake lines at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
Yeah.
That's immediately what I thought of.
Except, and how weird it is to say this, her (CK) family is better. They sat her down and got her out of the race.
Hillary will be giving speeches about how Chelsea should have won and how women are still controlled by their hubbies and why aren't I president and where's my drink...
(That happens after Chelsea runs for Wisconsin governor without ever stepping foot in the state.)
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (mtfdF)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (5b0DA)
This is not an aristocracy. This is not England. This is not India. This is not Jordan.
Don, Jr should not be disqualified yet. Deal accordingly.
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (LiyEm)
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That's just the point. No 17-year-old male wants that.
Hotness is a definite factor in a male figuring out whether he was raped or not.
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (lxZ71)
No more Bushes.
No more Trumps, even.
----------------------------------
I don't know. I have a feeling we'll see Don Jr. or Eric
in the future....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM
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I doubt it. I hope everyone realizes that if Trump had lost he would be facing serious criminal charges right now and would most likely be looking at jail time. hillary and her DOJ would have destroyed him with faked evidence.
This harassment will continue long after Trump walks out of the White House in 2025 and they will pounce on his kids the minute he leaves. His kids are not going to want any part of that mess.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (JUOKG)
We don't need you. We don't like you. You are spawn of Satan. Go away.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (F4u7C)
When was the last time you heard from Trish Nixon?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Trump at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (mtfdF)
This is not an aristocracy. This is not England. This is not India. This is not Jordan.
Don, Jr should not be disqualified yet. Deal accordingly.
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (QMG5F)
Harumph.
I have my opinions about John Quincy Adams, frankly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (oGRue)
Low, low bar.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (RD7QR)
Dude, I have trouble trying to keep up with her. Every time I think she can't get lower, she starts digging.
Posted by: Satan at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (J+mig)
Calls his job "Jesus."
Because he likes the name.
And he sends him to the finest school n town.
Levon, Levon likes his money.
He makes a lot they say.
Posted by: Madman Across the Water at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (lxZ71)
Dynasty should be a TV series only.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (pw+jk)
The Royal FUPA.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Asia Argento at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (G4cUD)
If only other president's kids would do the same.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused
With a masters in Art History.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Drunk Guy at Bar Time With Someone Else's Dick at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (sjdRT)
She married an Eisenhower spawn. If they made babies there's some serious presidential DNA sloshing around out there somewhere.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (fuK7c)
https://pagesix.com/2015/05/18/ chelsea-sends-clinton-foundation-staff-running/
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 03:00 PM (W+vEI)
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There is a very valid reason that among the Secret Service, the Clintons are considered a punishment detail.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (I16G8)
Her motheris famous for her positive impacts every time she tries to negotiate a set of stairs
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Asia Argento at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (G4cUD)
________
#MeToo
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (G4cUD)
Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (WrMOC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Freddie Fender at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (vbJig)
Makes ol' Jack Kennedy look like a feckin' piker, this one.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:07 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:07 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused"
I don;t watch cable news, but does MSNBC still trot out little Ronnie the ballerina to bash Republicans?
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:07 PM (OD2ni)
Younger than Elizabeth Warren
Knows more economics that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
less evil than her Mom.
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I'll take The Four Lowest Bars In History for $200, Alex
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2018 03:07 PM (eaDR/)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (vf2RH)
Posted by: Ripley at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (MxEKc)
Al Sharpton
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: dagny at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (W+vEI)
Calls his job "Jesus."
Posted by: Madman Across the Water at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (vbJig)
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And his car "Brad".
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (QMG5F)
I think Don Jr. is kind of a twink, but I eagerly await the rise of Lord Barron the Merciless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (G4cUD)
This is the 2nd time I've noticed it, and it's definitely on Ace. I open the Ace webpage, have to leave the room for several minutes, and return to an audio script playing, informing to call some number to have techs "aid me in fixing the problem, or my PC will be disabled" (some crap like that), and a popup for permissions to install some ill-named app.
W10 on a buff, self-built box using the Edge browser.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: brdavis9 at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (JEieL)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 03:04 PM (JUOKG)
This.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 03:09 PM (y8Foj)
Thought experiment: Schumer (evil but effective) vs. Chelsea.
Go.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:09 PM (fuK7c)
Hotness is a definite factor in a male figuring out whether he was raped or not.
Posted by: Axeman
Asia is not an unattractive woman. At 17 yes would be out of my mouth at a smile. Yes I was easy.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 03:09 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: sillyme at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (Ak/B3)
Because she's "for the little guy," ya know.....
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2018 03:07 PM (eaDR/)
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I'm sorry "Smarter than Cenk Uyger" is lower than some of those.
Posted by: Alex Tribeca at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (G4cUD)
Only because his sister said 'no'.
...
Ok, that was a bit too far.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (bcbK8)
English I much very often, do I.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (BRvh1)
lol. You're doing wonderfully. We're all proud.
Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (J+mig)
I have. I'm wearing two thongs today.
Posted by: Congressman Paul Tonko (D-Boys' Town) at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (jqfQI)
Posted by: sillyme at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (Ak/B3)
I mean, he's racist too....
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (FZYNt)
Go.
As long as Bill and Hillary are alive, Chelsea is more dangerous because of CGI.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2018 03:03 PM (QMG5F)
I think Don Jr. is kind of a twink, but I eagerly await the rise of Lord Barron the Merciless.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)
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Eric Trump seems to be the most on the ball of Trump's kids. Probably need him to run that little family biz rather than play politics though.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (I16G8)
Not watching TV is one thing, watching TV and not watching MSNBC is quite normal.
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (lxZ71)
This is the 2nd time I've noticed it, and it's definitely on Ace. I open the Ace webpage, have to leave the room for several minutes, and return to an audio script playing, informing to call some number to have techs "aid me in fixing the problem, or my PC will be disabled" (some crap like that), and a popup for permissions to install some ill-named app.
W10 on a buff, self-built box using the Edge browser.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: brdavis9 at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (JEieL)
Yeah I've had it happen on Edge a couple times.
Posted by: buzzion at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (zRwJ/)
Yup, I get a note on the bottom that says an .exe file is being downloaded, I don't open it, instead I close the browser, restart and it seems to go away. But it's an annoyance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (P5inq)
Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (WrMOC)
Dude, which part of "on time and under budget" is challenging for you?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
She married an Eisenhower spawn. If they made babies there's some serious presidential DNA sloshing around out there somewhere.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (fuK7c)
Julie married the Eisenhower.
Trish married Chris Cox, a NY State GOP boss....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 03:12 PM (y8Foj)
So yeah, I'm sure they heard about CNN wanting to doxx them. Plus I'm sure they've heard every single media bubble-head pontificating on what a "slam-dunk" this case was for conviction.
That's not "obstructing" "justice", of course.
But PDJT tweets that Mueller is a punk? Then it's OBSTRUCTION!!!111!1!11!!!
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:12 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: DanMan at August 20, 2018 03:12 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 03:12 PM (hgpSN)
She married an Eisenhower spawn. If they made babies there's some serious presidential DNA sloshing around out there somewhere.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:06 PM (fuK7c)
Julie married the Eisenhower.
Trish married Chris Cox, a NY State GOP boss....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 03:12 PM (y8Foj)
Chicks dig the Cox.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: John McCain's Tumor
by the time your done your current assignment I will have finished off Bill
Posted by: syphilis at August 20, 2018 03:13 PM (FZYNt)
Well we've got the royalty ourselves now, as well as all of the entitled aristos, and we haven't even started hanging them from lampposts yet. I'm still hoping.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 03:13 PM (k1TUh)
Thankfully, I've blanked the name and details out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ObhB750-B4
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 03:13 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 03:13 PM (vWMNq)
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You would think the Ugly Stick might have knocked some sense into her?
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM
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All I know is, she looked exactly the same before and after. I, however, will never be the same.
Posted by: The Unbelievably Hideous Stick at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (pMGkg)
That interview with the GEICO gecko did wonders for her interpersonal charm.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (y7DUB)
140 When was the last time you heard from Trish Nixon?
She married an Eisenhower spawn. If they made babies there's some serious presidential DNA sloshing around out there somewhere.
i'm not sure whether to joke about not crossing the streams or about creating the kwisatz hadarach.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (TQyCa)
@washingtonpost
Brett Kavanaugh, now a Supreme Court nominee, proposed graphic questions for Bill Clinton about the Lewinsky affair in 1998 memo
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Summa bitch wanted the truth to come out? Hang the bastard!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Don Jr. is focusing his efforts on motor boating Kim Guilfoyle for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM
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All I know is, she looked exactly the same before and after. I, however, will never be the same.
Posted by: The Unbelievably Hideous Stick at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (pMGkg)
Props
That's a damn funny nic joke
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (BRpqW)
Was anyone else not aware that the Manafort jury wasn't sequestered?
So yeah, I'm sure they heard about CNN wanting to doxx them. Plus I'm sure they've heard every single media bubble-head pontificating on what a "slam-dunk" this case was for conviction.
That's not "obstructing" "justice", of course.
But PDJT tweets that Mueller is a punk? Then it's OBSTRUCTION!!!111!1!11!!!
On the other hand they may have also read PDT's tweets all weekend.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (m/vQu)
Trish married Chris Cox, a NY State GOP boss....
Ah. Well, at least you can tell I didn't cheat and look anything up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Benji Carver
Lucky Bastard
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Don Jr. is focusing his efforts on motor boating Kim Guilfoyle for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (OD2ni)
I call 'next'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (hgpSN)
Well, I haven't ruled-out bedding Kate Upton. So there's that.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (G4cUD)
Only because his sister said 'no'.
...
Ok, that was a bit too far.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:10 PM (bcbK
________
The little creeper jerks off with a severed human arm from two years ago - of course I'm not touching that no matter what the Chaturbate contributors ask.
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's FANTASTIC internet nudes at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (G4cUD)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (NmR1a)
*cough*
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:16 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:12 PM (bcbK
Tricia Nixon Cox.
Now, how many people have two names, both with an "X"?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 03:16 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:16 PM (FZYNt)
That interview with the GEICO gecko did wonders for her interpersonal charm.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (y7DUB)
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Here's your sign, Chels: When the GEICO lizard has more smarts and a better personality than you, you may want to get out of the public eye.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 03:16 PM (ptqGC)
Chelsea Clinton is a horrible human being, by all accounts. People who have worked for the Clintons loathe her--her sense of entitlement, her regal manner, her utter disdain for anyone she thinks has less social standing than she does, which is nearly everyone. She's just like her mother, with none of her father's charm or ability to relate to voters. This should be interesting.
Posted by: troyriser at August 20, 2018 03:16 PM (Um8ak)
Thankfully, I've blanked the name and details out.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
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Yes. Jason "When the Government Doles Out Rights" Carter. Got beaten like a rented mule.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 03:17 PM (I16G8)
serious criminal charges right now and would most likely be looking at
jail time. hillary and her DOJ would have destroyed him with faked
evidence."
they had the fake evidence already fabricated it, and using it for a coup is more dangerous than using it with prezHillary in charge ... so yeah, seems they would have tried to destroy him as a warning to the next challenger to DeepState.
Normalcy Bias keeps US from really believing how corrupt and destructive to the Republic this crap has been, for so long. As long as we (or average America) don't see it in the markets, we FEEL like all is OkeeDokey, but the vast left wing conspiracy way back when Hillary accused the right of that sort of sedition.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2018 03:17 PM (bT8Z4)
Knowing nothing about the juror pool in that particular VA locale, I'm still going to go out on a limb and suggest mostly CNN-watchers, so, no.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:17 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (AM1GF)
Just stick her under the sun till she completely freckles up.
Instant PoC!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2018 03:17 PM (z7pBf)
Posted by: Chelsea at August 20, 2018 03:17 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:12 PM
***
Stop stealing the Paolo's pickup lines!
Posted by: The Paolo at August 20, 2018 03:17 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: troyriser at August 20, 2018 03:16 PM (Um8ak)
Can confirm.
My former Test Lead worked for the Clinton Foundation.
Everyone adored Bill.
Everyone also hated Hillary and Chelsea
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: DocJ
Just wait till after the baby ok.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)
@washingtonpost
Brett Kavanaugh, now a Supreme Court nominee, proposed graphic questions for Bill Clinton about the Lewinsky affair in 1998 memo
Questions about pictures?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (IqV8l)
it's disgusting that a Senate seat is treated almost like a life peerage in the House of Lords
Posted by: brak at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (VckGX)
Of course, the trick is to get a Catholic in the papacy.
Posted by: Delayna's deplorable tar and feather warehouse at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (QBqqe)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (OD2ni)
Too much botox and makeup for me. She's got muppet like qualities in her face.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (F4u7C)
Trish married Chris Cox, a NY State GOP boss....
Ah. Well, at least you can tell I didn't cheat and look anything up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM (fuK7c)
Are you suggesting I looked it up? That's laughable. I'll have you know that I have a head full of useless trivia that will never make me any money.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (y8Foj)
Mueller had his goons do a middle of the night PC arrest of Papadopolous on the same day that the DoJ turned all the Strzok/Page text messages over to Mueller, July 27, 2017.
In other words, Mueller realized that the whole Russia-Collusion thing was an Op to push false info into the Trump sphere with Halper/Mifsud, et al, and then pull it out later with Downer and others, and that Mueller had to shut PapaD up ASAP.
H/T: Dan Bongino (of course).
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (BfOXk)
So yeah, I'm sure they heard about CNN wanting to doxx them. Plus
I'm sure they've heard every single media bubble-head pontificating on
what a "slam-dunk" this case was for conviction.
That's not "obstructing" "justice", of course.
But PDJT tweets that Mueller is a punk? Then it's OBSTRUCTION!!!111!1!11!!!
On the other hand they may have also read PDT's tweets all weekend.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 20, 2018 03:15 PM
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Not sure why the Judge did not sequester them.....I suspect the prosecution is laughing it's a$$ off and when a NG verdict is returned they will claim the Jury was tainted by Trump's tweets and call for a mistrial.
But in the Judge's defense, it is literally impossible to sequester a Jury these days unless you lock them all in a 8x10 room with a sink, a toilet, an armed guard and confiscate all of their cell phones.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (G4cUD)
Yeah, and so? Adjust the trim and get up on plane, dude.
Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (MTaxC)
Both are roughly the same age (71?). Trump looks great. Clenis looks
like a water balloon filled with syphilis and bacon bits, with two eyes
drawn in with a bingo marker.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:16 PM (BRvh1)
It hasn't helped Billy Jeff that his "daughter" put him on a vegan diet.
Meanwhile, the Golden Scalp Weasel is married to a glamorous model, slams Diet Cokes all day, and lives off burgers and taco bowls....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (ptqGC)
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1490973378782.jpg
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (Y2VBD)
Given the ease in which Clinton obfuscates, it is sadly necessary to ask highly specific and targeted questions of him.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (tVWQB)
I also remember how in 2008 she refused to talk to the press, despite having a formal role on her mom's campaign staff. She even refused a child reporter who wanted to interview her.
Don't think she made herself much more available in 2016.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Sponge
Face? she has one?
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Recall that in Marx's Communist Manifesto, these folks are the lowest stratum of the industrial working class, including also such undesirables as tramps and criminals.
And man oh man, have I known a few criminals.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton, not Howdy Doody dammit! at August 20, 2018 03:19 PM (0ogQG)
Chelsea Clinton is a horrible human being, by all accounts. People who have worked for the Clintons loathe her--her sense of entitlement, her regal manner, her utter disdain for anyone she thinks has less social standing than she does, which is nearly everyone.
Chip off the old block!
Read some accounts of the White House detail of the Secret Service. The mean, nasty Republicans always treat the SS with respect while the kind, humanitarian Democrats treat them like crap.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 03:20 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)
I'm not saying I'd vote for him, but I'd read the novelization.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (OD2ni)
Too much botox and makeup for me. She's got muppet like qualities in her face.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (F4u7C)
She almost looks like a marionette with overdrawn lipstick mouth.
She must be better looking in person. That's a possibility.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 03:20 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 03:21 PM (P5inq)
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (F4u7C)
I don't think it's botox. It's just the thirty seven layers of pancake makeup and whatever godawful rouge they put on her that are drying up under the lights and exerting a compressive shell stress on her face.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:21 PM (BRvh1)
Hollywood likes to forget the movie code of the late 20s. It was put into place because movie goers thought that too many of the movies were trashy. They wanted restrictions and groups, primarily church led, pushed the movie industry to institute a code for what could be depicted. Hollywood likes to think it could never happen again. It's clear that without restrictions, we soon wind up with soft porn, perversion and hard core violence being passed off as "entertaining". It isn't.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 03:21 PM (JKNZq)
Quite a roster the Dems will field. Chubbell, Occasional-Cortex and Commissar Hogg.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 02:58 PM (AM1GF)
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AMEN!
Preach it!
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Oppressed Person of Color at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (0jtPF)
Then the tree fell over on top of her.
Then beavers made a dam out of the tree and her face.
Posted by: Fox at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (DVC2D)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6079721/
Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (MTaxC)
Posted by: Delayna's deplorable tar and feather warehouse at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (QBqqe)
My hope was that Frankie Fabulous would be incompetent enough to authorize a broad inquisition, which would immediately put him on trial for his obvious adherence to Liberation Theology doctrines.
Slim odds, but a man can wish.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:14 PM (OD2ni)
Too much botox and makeup for me. She's got muppet like qualities in her face.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (F4u7C)
________
Guilfoyle is very attractive for her age. For her age.
But she's way to old. Double digits.
Posted by: Asia Argento, Lena Dunham, James Gunn, Dan Harmond, & Harry Reid at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (G4cUD)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (LiyEm)
While double bagging (one for her, one for you) might help, having your spine or your pelvis crushed when she impales herself can have long-term consequences.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (tOHeO)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)
................
and General of the Space Force of the United States.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)
When the produce company lost Jorge, Edwardo, Alejandro, Carlos and Pedro to ICE, they respict their workforce with Tomas, Javier, Jose, Matias and Pancho.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 20, 2018 03:24 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:24 PM (qzoJj)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6079721/
Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (MTaxC)
There is a joke here that I won't touch....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 03:24 PM (y8Foj)
Now with Hillary! more or less a persona non grata among the Dims for her loss-
will they remake Chelsea into Billette Jr, Obametta, or Sarah Jeong jr?
Perhaps they'll give her a wang and transition her to Michelle v 2.3.
Gotta work on those arms tho!
Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2018 03:24 PM (z7pBf)
Oh gosh no. That wouldn't even be worth looking up to score internet points.
Just pointed out that I went with the flotsam and jetsam from my brain pan and didn't look things up either.
I don't mind being wrong. I mind cheating.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:24 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (MAstk)
But..but...there's blue water in the commode. It's a sign from God!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (9BLnV)
The Michelle Wolf Ugly brand of ugly is best expressed by the old SMR concept of the "onion girl".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: jd at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (JnJR0)
But then...I'm also seeing Krull, so pinch of salt and all that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (qzoJj)
How many people have actually ruled out running for office? Has Ace ruled it out?
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:24 PM (qzoJj)
Me. Apart from Her Majesty, I have pretty much stopped talking to anyone. That and I'm thicker than two short planks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (BWL+E)
Knowing nothing about the juror pool in that particular VA locale, I'm still going to go out on a limb and suggest mostly CNN-watchers, so, no.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:17 PM (NYS7S)
But living in the area around the beltwaythey may know people who could very well find themselves in trouble for doing similar things to what Manafort was doing
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 20, 2018 03:26 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:26 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (qzoJj)
I've got 'next'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:26 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK
We were speaking of that?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:24 PM (qzoJj)
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I have, for one. I would need donors, and am not likely to be willing to do what they ask to get their money.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 03:26 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (MAstk)
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Got any links?
A new Marquette law poll should come out any day now with a post primary snapshot. My question is will they use RV's or LV's in the survey.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (G0vdT)
I gather the response 7-years hence will be... Who?
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK
"If Barron Trump ever kills a foreign leader with the Glaive, we'll truly know he's Star Emperor material.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Please use "Chubble" when referring to Chelsea "Clinton".
Carry on.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (BfOXk)
The cameraman has to put on a positive pressure space suit just to be in the same room as Sharpton. Every cough is a potential new super-bug.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: PaleRider at August 20, 2018 03:02 PM (eASYU)
_______
I got a job polishing
Posted by: Ali Watkins - bent over a table at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (G4cUD)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (SZ2wM)
In Brooklyn, goats are causing problems roaming the subway tracks..
http://tinyurl.com/y7hkt9g9
Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (lWCRE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 03:16 PM (ptqGC)
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Heeeeey.
The little green fellow has more charisma than about 95% of politicians today.... and more brains than at least 50%.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, Oppressed Person of Color at August 20, 2018 03:28 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Apple or Pixy is making golfmans punctuation meaningless at August 20, 2018 03:28 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK
We were speaking of that?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 03:26 PM (RD7QR)
Well Sponge brought up muppet face and Guilfoyle.
And I kinda combined the two.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (MAstk)
I love thunderstorms...as long as I'm not in them.
Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (tOHeO)
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 20, 2018 03:27 PM (oZ6kz)
I can't argue with that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (7AQC5)
- the whole quote
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (58Au8)
The Hayes Code was passed in 1932 and enforced starting in 1934.
So you had married couple sleeping in twin beds until the sixties.
Are you really the kind of prude who is against titties in movies?
Harrumph, I say to you. Harrumph!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (fuK7c)
on the outside she might look ugly but when you peel back the layers, .... they are still really hard on the eyes?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (SZ2wM)
The R turnout was very good in WI.
MN not so much. But Ellison could help them in the General.
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (MAstk)
Not a whole lot of "U" left in the "USA".
I have to wonder if this is what 1850-1861 felt like. You know, the last time Democrats didn't accept the results of a Federal election.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (lxZ71)
Guy goes into a bar, and asks the bartender, "What's the wifi password here?"
Barkeep says, "You gotta buy a drink first."
Guy says, "OK, i'll have a Coke then. So what's the password?"
Barkeep says, "yougottabuyadrinkfirst. All lowercase, no spaces."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (VpIIl)
more stringent standard,
default to an assumption of rank nepotism, rather than that a name is a
mark of quality.
Fixed
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Me. Besides some of the shit I've done, I also don't suffer fools gladly.
I have no patience for fools or stupid shit. Which is what 95% of politics is.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
HEY! I didn't get a Harrumph from that guy
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:30 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (MAstk)
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Thanks.
I'm a little skeptical of things coming from BB. They way they tried to smear Leah Vukmir in WI was disgusting.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)
EM TELEDILDONICS FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (7AQC5)
Top Five.
Posted by: Apple or Pixy is making golfmans punctuation meaningless at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (If3tB)
More Attractive than Maxine Watters
Younger than Elizabeth Warren
Knows more economics that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
less evil than her Mom.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (oGRue)
Now, there's a winning campaign slogan if I've ever heard one! And it would work....in New York!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (NYS7S)
on the outside she might look ugly but when you peel back the layers, .... they are still really hard on the eyes?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (SZ2wM)
less poetic than that:
Tie her skirts up above her head.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (BRvh1)
Quite a roster the Dems will field. Chubbell, Occasional-Cortex and Commissar Hogg.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (SiINZ)
He'll be giving hand jobs under a bridge for $10 by then. No congress for him.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (F4u7C)
They couldn't send a stringer over to Omoplata's house to take a few pictures of the alleged fetid swamp pool or moldy house exterior?
They have multiple photos of the house and pool in the article, and none of them look questionable.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 03:32 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I prefer them in my bedroom where I can do something with them. But since i'm not 17 anymore I take them where I can get them.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: C Clinton at August 20, 2018 03:32 PM (oGRue)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 20, 2018 03:32 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 20, 2018 03:32 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:33 PM (qzoJj)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (LiyEm)
And then she kept going and fell through the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 03:33 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Michelle Fields One Armed Ghost at August 20, 2018 03:33 PM (G4cUD)
Posted by: West at August 20, 2018 03:33 PM (7Fa8Y)
I didn't think Web Hubbell was such a bad guy (ducks and runs)
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:33 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 03:34 PM (vDqXW)
EM TELEDILDONICS FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (7AQC5)
I know what that means and I did NOT need that image in my head.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:34 PM (bcbK8)
Harrumph, I say to you. Harrumph!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (fuK7c)
And that got us queer eye for the straight guy or sumpthin.
Posted by: Apple or Pixy is making golfmans punctuation meaningless at August 20, 2018 03:34 PM (If3tB)
308 David Hogg plans to run for Congress when he turns 25 years old
Hogg boy and Adam Schiff would have one neck between the two of them.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:34 PM (qzoJj)
Hipster "urban farmers" can't keep track of their goats.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 03:34 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (LiyEm)
And then she kept going and fell through the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 03:33 PM (9BLnV)
The ugly tree used to be the just-ok-looking tree until she bumped into it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:34 PM (BRvh1)
Quite a roster the Dems will field. Chubbell, Occasional-Cortex and Commissar Hogg.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (SiINZ)
Maybe he needs time to transition
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2018 03:34 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:24 PM (qzoJj)
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I have entirely ruled it out.
My Golden Retriever, OTOH, may have secret ambitions.
He got 5 write-in votes in the last election for county Board of Supervisors.
Things like that can go to a pup's head.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (0jtPF)
Not that she's a self-entitled bag-o-hammers dumb punk. But that "conservatives b h8rs"
Vox, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (NYS7S)
It was an over reaction because Hollywood didn't want to address it. That's what happens when you try to ignore it. I feel certain that folks will be able to find titty shots on the internet, no matter what happens in the movies.
But making a movie about a prostitute that pimps out her little boy? Do you really think that sounds like entertainment? Or does it sound like another attempt to normalize pedophilia?
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (MAstk)"
Bill Wynn is deeply saddened.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (OD2ni)
Quite a roster the Dems will field. Chubbell, Occasional-Cortex and Commissar Hogg.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (SiINZ)
He'll be giving hand jobs under a bridge for $10 by then. No congress for him.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (F4u7C)
Well, there's always sexual congress.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (RD7QR)
So you had married couple sleeping in twin beds until the sixties.
Are you really the kind of prude who is against titties in movies?
Harrumph, I say to you. Harrumph!
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Do you know the first tv couple to share a bed?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (DKgtk)
He's just pre-cog stopping you from committing the violation you undoubtedly would have committed against him.
But he forgives you. He knows you can't help it.
He does take your head as the price, however.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: No one ever at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (5jVnA)
And two weeks ago they put out a video about how harmless MS-13 is.
They are idiots.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (G4cUD)
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Al-Qaeda has really slipped since Trump
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Congressman Paul Tonko (D-Boys' Town) at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (vbJig)
Hipster "urban farmers" can't keep track of their goats.
Posted by: bonhomme
Inshallah!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (LiyEm)
And then she kept going and fell through the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male"
My late mother once commented that Chelsea was "unfortunate looking."
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (OD2ni)
When that song came out, it was played over and over again on the radio, about a gazillion times.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (Kcf2u)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:23 PM (MAstk)"
Bill Wynn is deeply saddened.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:35 PM (OD2ni)
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Not the only one!
Posted by: Early Evening. at August 20, 2018 03:37 PM (vDqXW)
Hatred and contempt are not the same thing.
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 20, 2018 03:37 PM (qzoJj)
Well, to take this seriously, we posit a world in which we start to get Brigitte Bardot's titties on the big screen in the sixties and then we also get the Fab Five in the oughts.
I'll take that vs. a world with no screen titties.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:37 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Michelle Fields One Armed Ghost at August 20, 2018 03:33 PM (G4cUD)
Raise your right hand, that's it, the one you have left.
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 03:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: rickb223
The Mary Kay and Johnny show made its television debut November 18, 1947
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:38 PM (Bdeb0)
Well, to take this seriously, we posit a world in which we start to get Brigitte Bardot's titties on the big screen in the sixties and then we also get the Fab Five in the oughts.
I'll take that vs. a world with no screen titties.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:37 PM (fuK7c)
Not to mention Hedy Lamar
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:38 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (nTagT)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (Lg2h/)
Don't listen to Ace, Chelsea. I know he's been like a mentor to yoy, and you would normally give his opinion great weight, but on this one, he's definitely wrong. We want you, Chelsea. We need you! America is crying out for hte entertainment a run for something (hopefully some national in exposure). Skip the whole "city council" bullshit! Run for the Senate! President, maybe.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (ULoJS)
"That's because Al Sharpton is an idiot."
Ahhh.
So glad I keep that thing around.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (BRvh1)
I would much rather see them in person
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:38 PM (FZYNt)
movies are cheaper than strip clubs.
Or dating.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (BWL+E)
Hmmmm. That's a good one.
Bob Newhart and Suzanne Pleshette?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK
I saw 'Krul'l when it first came out, at the Alvin York theater at Ft. Bragg. I remember it as dopey but a lot of fun. You could do worse.
Posted by: troyriser at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (Um8ak)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (lxZ71)
Do they borrow Kristol's boat in the fall or something?
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (G4cUD)
Not to mention Hedy Lamar
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
That's HEDLEY!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (BWL+E)
Set...and spike.
Well done.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mississippi at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (G0vdT)
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FIFY
Posted by: Early Evening. at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (vDqXW)
I liked those pre-Hayes Code outfits on Maureen O'Sullivan. Yowzah.
And some of her lines to Tarzan in the first movie were pretty racy ("You are far too good looking to look at me like that.")
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Ktgreat at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK
I saw 'Krul'l when it first came out, at the Alvin York theater at Ft. Bragg. I remember it as dopey but a lot of fun. You could do worse.
Posted by: troyriser at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (Um8ak)
I get the Glaive + Rifftrax jokes + Lysette Anthony.
Should be a good show.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Fritz at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (2Mnv1)
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IMPORT MOAR MEXICANS
Posted by: C Clinton at August 20, 2018 03:32 PM (oGRue)
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They don't like you either, my dear.
In fact, they like you LESS than the palefaces do.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (MAstk)
Is that not The Rachel Maddow Show?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: mjc at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (osT35)
Posted by: rickb223
The Mary Kay and Johnny show made its television debut November 18, 1947
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter
We have a winner!!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (DKgtk)
Or dating.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Or marriage
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (Bdeb0)
Nothing more expensive than marriage. That shit can cost you your soul. Movie titties...that's where it's at. Some Andy Sedaris classics...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (G0vdT)
Anybody know how many charges the jury has to decide on?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (kUmUV)
7 years is an eon in politics.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:26 PM (DKgtk)
Political relevance has already slid away from Master Hogg.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (fuK7c)
So they say, but no copies of the show survive to this day.
Ozzie and Harriet Nelson came later, and copies of the show are still extant.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (9qZ3S)
Anybody know how many charges the jury has to decide on?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (kUmUV)
18.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (UnA8+)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6079721/
Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (MTaxC)
There is a joke here that I won't touch..
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How unHordelike of you.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (eaDR/)
Trump revokes John Brennan's video club membership!
Posted by: wth at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (osT35)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
Didn't he get his stomach stapled, or something like that?
He used to be a pretty plump fellow back in his pre-MSNBC salad days of huckstering and rioteering.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (M+Lyo)
I thought the joke was that Sam was slipping Alice all that free meat.
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:44 PM (NYS7S)
>>>Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (kUmUV)
18.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (UnA8+)
That's chai. It's good luck.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 03:44 PM (OYwKq)
Pretty sure Jeanie was banging that astronaut in her bottle one episode.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2018 03:44 PM (xBSm0)
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6079721/
Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (MTaxC)
Great lawn jockeys
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:44 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (kUmUV)
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Last I heard, this case has 18 charges against him. Another trial to go after this one, too.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 03:44 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (UnA8+)
Thanks. That could take some time then.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 20, 2018 03:44 PM (kUmUV)
I thought the joke was that Sam was slipping Alice all that free meat.
Posted by: DocJ
the devil's 3some
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:44 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Apple or Pixy is making golfmans punctuation meaningless at August 20, 2018 03:34 PM (If3tB)
______
I'm now pitching as well as now pitching a new series called straight wood for the queer dude on the Brazzers Network
Posted by: Shep! at August 20, 2018 03:45 PM (G4cUD)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:45 PM (MAstk)
He used to be a pretty plump fellow back in his pre-MSNBC salad days of huckstering and rioteering.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:43 PM (BRvh1)
Oh he did that? I had no idea but remember him being more rotund back in the day.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 03:45 PM (a0IVu)
That poor Cyclops dude got a raw deal. He barely got a thank you before he got red shirted.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 03:45 PM (k1TUh)
arnold kills a lot of people in this one - but not as many people as he's killed with his immense carbon footprint.
Posted by: mjc at August 20, 2018 03:45 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:45 PM (LiyEm)
Do they borrow Kristol's boat in the fall or something?
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 20, 2018 03:40 PM (G4cUD)
We've been tracking them on their "cruises" to the Caribbean.
Posted by: USCGC Bertholf at August 20, 2018 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
Sharpton used to be obese. It's not for nothing that Tom Wolfe based a character on him named the Rev. Francis Bacon.
He claims he went on hunger strike in jail in Puerto Rico and kept the weight off, but that's like Mark McGuire claiming that his fat head and neck zits weren't from steroids.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 20, 2018 03:45 PM (fuK7c)
Trump revokes John Brennan's video club membership!
Posted by: wth
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump revokes John Brennan's Circuit City charge card!
Posted by: wth
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:46 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko"
Back when he was funny, Howard Stern had Rev Al on his Ch. 9 show and asked him why he always wears an Adidas track suit when he obviously does not exercise.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:46 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:46 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 03:46 PM (lxZ71)
https://www.breitbart.com/sports/2018/08/20/ father-catches-teen-sex-track-coach/
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 03:46 PM (Y2VBD)
But respect, it is spelled in the song ... or maybe someone set Sharpton up as well. Does he read his baloney off the teleprompter? Or maybe he can't read that well, so he just wings it?
"E C T
Mean to Me"
It doesn't rhyme right with I C T. oh well. Sharpton still working on paying off the $4M he owes the IRS (us)?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2018 03:46 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: mjc
At least put some underwear on! DAMN!
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: steevy
I think he got the slims on the downlow.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (MAstk)
The one who brought Sharpton back onto the public stage and gave him a veneer of respectability was O'Reilly. I never forgave him for that. What an asshole.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (OYwKq)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (G0vdT)
Really?? They did? I never read BB anymore so I didn't see that.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (Boy/L)
Bennett is also the head mutant from Weird Science. I think it is the same costime.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (Y2VBD)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (BRvh1)
What's the margin now and how many "votes" are left to "count"?
Posted by: DocJ at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (NYS7S)
Trump revokes John Brennan's video club membership!
Posted by: wth
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump revokes John Brennan's Circuit City charge card!
Posted by: wth
at least he can still get his monthly free battery from radio shack
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 20, 2018 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
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Bless his heart, he looks like a struck match ever since he lost all that weight.
Posted by: SMH at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (tOHeO)
Posted by: steevy
He reminds me of a character in the waiting room in the movie Beetlejuice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 03:49 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)
"When they started enforcing the law?" Alex.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 03:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: mjc at August 20, 2018 03:49 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 03:49 PM (37IEG)
Should be up around 1800. Not sure what's left but it's not enough.
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:49 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 20, 2018 03:49 PM (Kcf2u)
I thought the joke was that Sam was slipping Alice all that free meat.
Posted by: DocJ
the devil's 3some
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 03:44 PM (FZYNt)
I think someone said last week, and it's true, two dudes and one chick is NOT a threesome. It's a gangbang. A threesome is one dude, two chicks.
Period.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 03:50 PM (9chmE)
Trump revokes John Brennan's video club membership!
Posted by: wth
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump revokes John Brennan's Circuit City charge card!
Posted by: wth
at least he can still get his monthly free battery from radio shack
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (NmR1a)
At least that'll keep his pager beeping for now.
Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 03:50 PM (A5R3R)
maybe Kristol should run ads there, to try to fill up his boat for next year ... have they cancelled this year's cruise yet?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2018 03:50 PM (bT8Z4)
I got into an argument with one of the "Adam Ruins Everything" writers about Vox. Their opinion was that Vox cites their sources, and that makes them a good resource. My argument was they often misrepresent what sources say, and if you look hard enough you can find an off the wall source to say any crazy thing you want.
I ended up bailing on the argument because the other person was clearly not going to admit Vox is crazy-pants.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (9qZ3S)
Period.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 03:50 PM (9chmE)
Uh oh .... you're going to set off all the "boys and girls are the same" people ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (OYwKq)
Period.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 03:50 PM (9chmE)
two dudes and one chick is called an extra dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (BRvh1)
Favorite line - "I let him go"
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (37IEG)
How does Vox make money?
Ezra Klein got a massive amount of start up funds. They're probably living off the interest still.
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (ULoJS)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: illiniwek"
I liked Kurt Schilchter's idea of a cruise featuring Schlichter. Larry O'Connor and Ace. I would go on that one.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 20, 2018 03:52 PM (OD2ni)
Brett Kavanaugh, now a Supreme Court nominee, proposed graphic questions for Bill Clinton about the Lewinsky affair in 1998 memo
Questions about pictures?
Finger puppets.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 03:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 03:49 PM (37IEG)
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Yeah, and his threatening a lawsuit proves he is not the brightest bulb in the box. Rudy would eat him alive on the stand. His testimony would put him in jail.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (LiyEm)
is NOT a threesome. It's a gangbang. A threesome is one dude, two
chicks.
Period.
Menstruation is a requirement?
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Skip at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (lxZ71)
Agreed. Also known as "Too Many Dudes".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (ULoJS)
Back when I used to watch Fox I remember Gretchen Carlson saying that she thinks she won Miss America because she was short - really short.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (OYwKq)
I think someone said last week, and it's true, two dudes and one chick is NOT a threesome. It's a gangbang. A threesome is one dude, two chicks.
Period.
Posted by: BurtTC
I would think that would be in the eye of the beholder. Chick with 2 guy's or guy with 2 chicks.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JT at August 20, 2018 03:54 PM (EQM+k)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (lwiT4)
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Yeah, they were pushing the "She's the establishment" b.s. along with "She's not with Trump" crap.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: SMH
ROTFLMAO
Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 03:55 PM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Off the reservation at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (vWMNq)
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He has Jeff Bezos' coin backing him up. The deepest pockets on this planet.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 03:55 PM (I16G8)
not the brightest bulb in the box. Rudy would eat him alive on the
stand. His testimony would put him in jail.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (I16G
Clearly just an Obama hack appointee - one would have thought when they brought these guys in that their brain came with them as part of the package.Any guy who thinks he can get a judge to force the government to re-instate his clearance doesn't really understand what's going on in the first place with regard to clearances.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 03:56 PM (37IEG)
I think someone said last week, and it's true, two dudes and one chick is NOT a threesome. It's a gangbang. A threesome is one dude, two chicks.
Two guys and a chick is a spit roast.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 20, 2018 03:56 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 03:56 PM (yQpMk)
Trump revokes John Brennan's video club membership!
Posted by: wth
BREAKING NEWS:
Trump revokes John Brennan's Circuit City charge card!
Posted by: wth
at least he can still get his monthly free battery from radio shack
Posted by: Anachronda at August 20, 2018 03:48 PM (NmR1a)
Discounts on his MCI long distance calling rates? Revoked!!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 03:56 PM (9chmE)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at August 20, 2018 03:56 PM (dQJCS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM (k1TUh)
Pierced Morgan said that she tried to press him for sex during The Apprentice....
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 03:56 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: HA at August 20, 2018 03:56 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 20, 2018 03:57 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 20, 2018 03:51 PM (ULoJS)
That picture makes her look like she's gonna go home now and cook dinner for her hubby, Anders Breivik.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 20, 2018 03:58 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
Well, at least she got the last laugh. We got Stiel for the 1st District here. I hope he can hold off Bryce.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 03:58 PM (lwiT4)
Bill Clinton, then the President, was getting blown by an intern in the Oval Office.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 20, 2018 03:58 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:47 PM
Y'all kinda new here, ain't'cha?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 03:58 PM (ctuyM)
dudes and one chick is NOT a threesome. It's a gangbang. A threesome is
one dude, two chicks.
Period.
Posted by: BurtTC
I would think that would be in the eye of the beholder. Chick with 2 guy's or guy with 2 chicks.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 03:53 PM (Bdeb0)
Lots of beholders eyes are just flat out wrong.
Bottom line, two dudes in a bedroom = teh ghey. Whether there's a chick present or not.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 03:59 PM (9chmE)
I think someone said last week, and it's true, two dudes and one chick is NOT a threesome. It's a gangbang. A threesome is one dude, two chicks.
If one of the guys is a liberal married to the chick, then it's a cuckhold. I would tell the liberal to sit in the corner and not to touch himself while I did his wife in various positions, each one inspired by Trump.
Posted by: Jwest at August 20, 2018 03:59 PM (/roJx)
I guess he'll need a GoFundMe In Lieu Of Work Because Trump Removed My Only Asset page.
It's like some of these presidential aspirants. Their "job" is to be a perpetual candidate or grievance monger for something. Knowing what one now knows of Brennan, why would anyone hire him? Without the levers of State investigatory machinery in his hands, he's a big nothing and, apparently, a bit nuts.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 20, 2018 04:00 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 20, 2018 03:58 PM (lwiT4)
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Jeesh, The "Iron Stash" is a real piece of work. Good luck grammie.
Posted by: WisRich at August 20, 2018 04:01 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 20, 2018 04:03 PM (eaDR/)
Posted by: BurtTC
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I thought a gangbang referred to a rape situation, be it a forcible or drunken-stupor kind of thing.
Eh. What do I know?
But I would say a "threesome" is just a numerical matter.
Three guys. Three girls. Two guys and a girl. Two girls and a guy. A turtle, a hummingbird, and a potato.
Okay. Not a potato. Has to be an animal.
I think.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2018 04:06 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2018 04:08 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: BurtTC
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I thought a gangbang referred to a rape situation, be it a forcible or drunken-stupor kind of thing.
Eh. What do I know?
But I would say a "threesome" is just a numerical matter.
Three guys. Three girls. Two guys and a girl. Two girls and a guy. A turtle, a hummingbird, and a potato.
Okay. Not a potato. Has to be an animal.
I think.
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It depends on who's doing the catching.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2018 04:09 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 03:59 PM (9chmE)
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So why in the world are you calling it a "gangbang?"
That's one woman being done by more than one man.
It implies heterosexual males.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 20, 2018 04:12 PM (0jtPF)
Make my day.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 20, 2018 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 20, 2018 04:27 PM (wGqjj)
But Iook at Chelsea--and recognize Hillary was an ugly beast at age 35--and has gone downhill from there. Chelsea favors her mom, and the future--beauty wise--does not look bright.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 20, 2018 04:34 PM (Sda6L)
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