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#MeToo Leader Asia Argento Pays $380,000 In Hush Money to Underage Boy She Sexually Assaulted

And by "sexually assaulted," I mean "statutorily raped."

Yeah this one's a beaut.

The Italian actress and director Asia Argento was among the first women in the movie business to publicly accuse the producer Harvey Weinstein of sexual assault. She became a leading figure in the #MeToo movement. Her boyfriend, the culinary television star Anthony Bourdain, eagerly joined the fight.

But in the months that followed her revelations about Mr. Weinstein last October, Ms. Argento quietly arranged to pay $380,000 to her own accuser: Jimmy Bennett, a young actor and rock musician who said she had sexually assaulted him in a California hotel room years earlier, when he was only two months past his 17th birthday. She was 37. The age of consent in California is 18.

That claim and the subsequent arrangement for payments are laid out in documents between lawyers for Ms. Argento and Mr. Bennett, a former child actor who once played her son in a movie.

The documents, which were sent to The New York Times through encrypted email by an unidentified party, include a selfie dated May 9, 2013, of the two lying in bed. As part of the agreement, Mr. Bennett, who is now 22, gave the photograph and its copyright to Ms. Argento, now 42. Three people familiar with the case said the documents were authentic.

The New York Times notes that Jimmy Bennet played Asia Argento's son in 2004, in a movie called “he Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things. Below is a picture of the two, to show the age difference:

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Of course both aged 9 years more before they hooked up. Still -- weird.

It gets weirder:

The script, based on a book by the pseudonymous writer JT LeRoy, depicts the grim relationship between a drug-addicted prostitute played by Ms. Argento and her son, played by Mr. Bennett and two other young actors. Ms. Argento’s character dresses her son as a girl to lure men, and the boy is ultimately raped.

In interviews and subsequent social media posts between the two over the years, they referred to each other as mother and son.

Although the American media managed to almost completely embargo it -- despite her boyfriend Anthony Bourdain's suicide being a top news story for a week, and Argento herself having been a hot news story for a year -- Argento was photographed in Rome embracing and holding hands with a French reporter, shortly before Bourdain's suicide.

Do I blame her? No. That was his choice. Someone who commits suicide over the possible/likely infidelity of someone he's only been dating for a year is someone who's probably going to find some reason to commit suicide.

But I think it's very interesting to watch the media embargo otherwise-newsworthy stories that conflict with their precious narratives.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:19 PM




Comments

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1 what school does she teach at?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 01:19 PM (FZYNt)

2 Not a crime if you pay off the victim?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 01:19 PM (vbJig)

3 My beautiful Nimrod!

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 01:20 PM (/tuJf)

4 It's accusers all the way down!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:20 PM (o2yR3)

5 Sheesh, I'm going to need ANOTHER shower?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 01:21 PM (T6t7i)

6

She's not pretty. At least not in the top photo of that linked article.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:21 PM (9pcn/)

7 I think she has a problem controlling her cooch.

Posted by: wooga at August 20, 2018 01:21 PM (Dr9Lm)

8 Is this the chick that caused Bourdain to kill himself?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 20, 2018 01:21 PM (2LelM)

9 Sluts gonna slut.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 01:21 PM (s0mEx)

10 All these Hollywood types are pretty much mentally ill and depraved. Yet they lecture us on our terrible behavior out here in the Heartland and tell us how we should listen to our betters about what values we should embrace.

Assholes.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 01:21 PM (2sCft)

11 Once you've had baby dick, you never go back.

Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 20, 2018 01:22 PM (o2yR3)

12 >> I think she has a problem controlling her cooch.


Get underneath that thing with a Pry Bar and see if something is loose.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:22 PM (9pcn/)

13 So, Bourdain may have killed himself because his girlfriend was diddling Hugo "My Darling" Clementine?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 01:22 PM (vbJig)

14 Boys and little boys are the rapists. It's their fault!

Posted by: Sarah Refrigerator Silverman at August 20, 2018 01:22 PM (Y2VBD)

15 7 I think she has a problem controlling her cooch.
Posted by: wooga at August 20, 2018 01:21 PM (Dr9Lm)

-------

Sometimes it's out til 3 a.m. and she has no idea where it's been.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:23 PM (o2yR3)

16 No fair. Chicks don't have to use 'ludes.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 20, 2018 01:23 PM (FTlwv)

17
I'd hit it...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 20, 2018 01:24 PM (7AQC5)

18 Asia has always been a pretty wild ride. I can't imagine seriously pursuing a relationship with her, except of the briefest kind.

Anyway, 99% of all actors are insecure, ravenous perverts.

The hypocrisy is delicious, though.*

*I can't rule out that she's F*ed in the head from being abused and/or sexualized very young.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 01:24 PM (bcbK8)

19 8
Is this the chick that caused Bourdain to kill himself?

Posted by: Puddin Head


And another nonreader of the post outs himself.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 01:24 PM (T6t7i)

20 This clearly bloppsom-blizzim Pudding Pops.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at August 20, 2018 01:24 PM (84QUd)

21 He was 17 and was assaulted by a woman in her 30s?


AND he got a settlement.

Fuck me running...what a world.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:24 PM (9pcn/)

22 Of course both aged 9 years more before they hooked up. Still -- weird.
_______________________________________

(En francaise) Comment?

Posted by: Emanuel Macron and His Geriatric Wife at August 20, 2018 01:24 PM (vbJig)

23 Ugh. Those tattoos. Makes her look like a skank.
I am not a tattoo fan, especially if they are super large and all over.
She is a Zero, like Jimmy Kimmel.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 20, 2018 01:25 PM (8iiMU)

24 All these Hollywood types are pretty much mentally
ill and depraved. Yet they lecture us on our terrible behavior out here
in the Heartland and tell us how we should listen to our betters about
what values we should embrace.



Assholes.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 20, 2018 01:21 PM (2sCft)

^^This. Fuck these people. Buncha damn perverts and weirdos.

Posted by: Timon at August 20, 2018 01:25 PM (h3t5U)

25 Messing around in Asia.....one of the classic blunders.

Posted by: Vizzini at August 20, 2018 01:25 PM (FTlwv)

26 The kid was 17. That's hardly the worst thing around. I'm a bit more alarmed by the idea she could go to jail for statutory rape for it, while pedos and illegal alien murderers in Cali wall free.

Hard not to see the hand of Weinstein in this.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2018 01:25 PM (3Tn95)

27 Trash People do Trash Things, but you know.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 20, 2018 01:25 PM (UnA8+)

28 The years do not appear to be this woman's friend.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 01:25 PM (T6t7i)

29 Seriously, the kid looked like he could have been thirteen.

Posted by: Asia Argento at August 20, 2018 01:25 PM (o2yR3)

30 Prog Left is the name and Projection is the game.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 01:25 PM (QLvwG)

31 #NotEvenWithBerlusconisDick

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 01:26 PM (s0mEx)

32 It's easy to dismiss the idea that a seventeen year old boy was raped, but the stories I've read seem to suggest that the young man grew up with her as, if not a mother figure, then at least a mentor and point of stability. The texts between them are bizarre. Imagine someone you trusted and looked up to getting you alone, drunk, and then basically forcing herself onto you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 20, 2018 01:26 PM (4tC/U)

33 >>Hard not to see the hand of Weinstein in this.


Obscurred by Ficus -

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:26 PM (9pcn/)

34 Little boy rape.....sounds like a mega-hit movie.

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2018 01:26 PM (0+nbW)

35 When all you've got is debauchery everything looks like statutory rape.

(Sounded better in my head.)

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

36
If that isn't enough to justify complete and irrevocable disassociation with the likes of these, then I don't know what WOULD be.


How is it that this shit doesn't bring universal condemnation, but is called "edgy"?

Posted by: irongrampa at August 20, 2018 01:26 PM (S/hVx)

37 21 He was 17 and was assaulted by a woman in her 30s?


AND he got a settlement.

Fuck me running...what a world.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:24 PM (9pcn/)

And if she got pregnant raping a underage boy, he would be on the hook for child support for 18-21 years of his life, thus ruining his life. Another reason this is obviously wrong.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 01:27 PM (Y2VBD)

38 18 Asia has always been a pretty wild ride. I can't imagine seriously pursuing a relationship with her, except of the briefest kind.

-------

I hear her sister South America is even worse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:27 PM (o2yR3)

39 >> Imagine someone you trusted and looked up to getting you alone, drunk, and then basically forcing herself onto you.


So, you are saying the damages are due to lost of vision and hairy palms?

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:27 PM (9pcn/)

40 Remember how the whole Comet Pizza think wasn't just wrong, but wackoo bird crazy stuff?

Yep totally hard to believe that the left liberal elites would pretty much all be doing this type of stuff right?

/Reads the news....

Oh wait, so they all are doing it after all? Hmm....

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2018 01:27 PM (eSx+E)

41 Little boy rape.....sounds like a mega-hit movie.
Tell me about it...

Posted by: Hairey Rede at August 20, 2018 01:27 PM (h3t5U)

42 Sounds like a movie title:

"The Hand of Weinstein."

(cue "The Emperor's March" and then the Theme From Benny Hill.)

Posted by: Emanuel Macron and His Geriatric Wife at August 20, 2018 01:27 PM (vbJig)

43 I'm waiting for a Paulo / Asia joke.

In best Judge Smails voice:
**Well, we're waiting!**

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 01:28 PM (T6t7i)

44 I hear her sister South America is even worse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

does she do butt stuff?

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 01:28 PM (FZYNt)

45 What values do these people have?
I see nothing but selfishness, hedonism, and egocentrism.
Which tends to lead towards problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 20, 2018 01:28 PM (8iiMU)

46 Imagine someone you trusted and looked up to getting you alone, drunk, and then basically forcing herself onto you.


___

Sounds like a pretty solid mentor no?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 20, 2018 01:28 PM (eSx+E)

47 38 18 Asia has always been a pretty wild ride. I can't imagine seriously pursuing a relationship with her, except of the briefest kind.

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I hear her sister South America is even worse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:27 PM (o2yR3)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 01:28 PM (bcbK8)

48 Women can't rape. Otherwise they'd become pregnant.

Posted by: Tod Akin at August 20, 2018 01:28 PM (/qEW2)

49 Never heard of her...

/chuckles Gibson

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2018 01:28 PM (6qErC)

50 I hear her sister South America is even worse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

I hear Australia likes it down under

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 20, 2018 01:29 PM (FZYNt)

51 The fart is deceitful above all things.

Posted by: Asia Sargento at August 20, 2018 01:29 PM (HgMAr)

52 I remember when I was very young, elementary school probably, a teacher explained some allusion to us that in olden days actors and actresses were looked upon as scum unlike in our enlightened age in which we worship the as gods.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)

53 The poor kid was so traumatized he could barely tell all his friends.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:29 PM (o2yR3)

54 Is there NOTHING that President Trump can't do?

Posted by: ShainS at August 20, 2018 01:29 PM (fakk3)

55 >>And if she got pregnant raping a underage boy, he would be on the hook for child support for 18-21 years of his life, thus ruining his life. Another reason this is obviously wrong.


You can't rape a man that way. Sorry.

Now, if she pegged him without consent? Then, that is rape.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:29 PM (9pcn/)

56 For people saying no big deal because he's 17, they had a close relationship from their work when he was *8*. You really think nothing happened until 9 years later?


Dario probably also abused her. Just like Roman hes a disgusting Eurotrash perv who uses his "art" as a vehicle to indulge his sexual proclivities.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (vf2RH)

57 Stop making boys who are raped by women pay fucking child support. This ain't difficult to figure out. Folks try and explain to y'all how bad it is for boys and men because of the SJW/feminist dominated laws, courts, society, and culture.... And many still vurture signal to the women who are the predators.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (Y2VBD)

58 Project much?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (r9UYA)

59 46 Imagine someone you trusted and looked up to getting you alone, drunk, and then basically forcing herself onto you.


Unfortunately, my wife hates it when I beg.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (s0mEx)

60 51
The fart is deceitful above all things.

It comes on little cat feet.

Posted by: Carl Sandburg at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (T6t7i)

61 I hear her sister South America is even worse. "

Her cousin SE Asia will "love you long time"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (6qErC)

62 And to think the #MeToo movement was all a plot to retaliate for Trump. They all assumed that the target was right wing white guys.

And now, when the truth comes out day after day...
it was the Left projecting their own pathologies..

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (KvRqW)

63 It was Anthony Bourdain's lawyer who negotiated the settlement. While Bourdain was trashing Weinstein and defending Argento, we was actively involved in covering up her rape of a child. What a shit show.

Posted by: ST at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (YYlrT)

64
Oh shit, Pepe is back under new nic.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (LOgQ4)

65 56 For people saying no big deal because he's 17, they had a close relationship from their work when he was *8*. You really think nothing happened until 9 years later?


Dario probably also abused her. Just like Roman hes a disgusting Eurotrash perv who uses his "art" as a vehicle to indulge his sexual proclivities.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:30 PM (vf2RH)

Jah. I'm thinking that, too. At the very least, she was having sex way too young. That kind of thing warps a person, just like early drug use.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 01:31 PM (bcbK8)

66 55 >>And if she got pregnant raping a underage boy, he would be on the hook for child support for 18-21 years of his life, thus ruining his life. Another reason this is obviously wrong.


You can't rape a man that way. Sorry.

Now, if she pegged him without consent? Then, that is rape.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:29 PM (9pcn/)

Spoken like a true feminist and white knight.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 01:31 PM (Y2VBD)

67 I hear her sister South America is even worse. ?

-
If you value your health, stay away from her cousin Tijuana.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:31 PM (+y/Ru)

68 I saw him standing there by the record machine

I knew he must have been about seventeen


Posted by: Asia Argento at August 20, 2018 01:31 PM (QLvwG)

69 Try my cheese-like products.

Posted by: Asia Sargento at August 20, 2018 01:31 PM (HgMAr)

70 I wonder who sent this in.

Weinstein? Likely. He's still got major bank and likely still employs people who could do this sort of thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 01:31 PM (4ErVI)

71 The fart is deceitful above all things.
It comes on little cat feet.
Posted by: Carl Sandburg


It wafts gently on the night air.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 01:31 PM (DKgtk)

72 Garrett: Physically restrained on a bed, especially if drugged? Being erect doesn't equal consent, and men can no more flip that switch on command than women can magically fend off rape pregnancies a la Todd Akin.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (vf2RH)

73 I think we really need to see if Ms Argento had anything to say about Roy Moore...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (eSx+E)

74 It comes on little cat feet."

Not from Michael Moore...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (6qErC)

75 56 For people saying no big deal because he's 17, they had a close relationship from their work when he was *8*. You really think nothing happened until 9 years later?
_____________________________________

Uh, no.

Posted by: Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn/Burt Reynolds and Sally Field at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (vbJig)

76 Considering the liberal beta mindset. Ultimately it will be the liberal left that gets completely caught up in #MeToo. Just wait until all the underage child abuse comes through. It will make the Catholic church look innocent by comparison.

Posted by: ST at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (YYlrT)

77 >>Spoken like a true feminist and white knight.

Garrett a white knight?

No.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (/tuJf)

78 CNN is reporting that somehow this is all Trump's fault.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (s0mEx)

79 the issue here is the abuse of power and trust.

17 with 30s is skeevy and Roy Moore-ish but if they just hooked up at the mall, I'd honestly not be bothering with this story.

that she took him as a mentor and as a surrogate MOM is what makes this disgusting.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (hF3lZ)

80 >>Spoken like a true feminist and white knight.


Try pushing a rope through a hole and get back to me.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (9pcn/)

81 Weinstein? Likely. He's still got major bank and likely still employs people who could do this sort of thing.

***

Its like the friggen Iran Iraq war. Can we get Ollie North to give whoever is losing some weapons?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2018 01:33 PM (eSx+E)

82
You know what?

'Vulture-signal' is close enough to 'virtue-signal' that at the next AoS board meeting I'm gonna suggest an amendment to the style guide.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 01:33 PM (LOgQ4)

83 The thirsty simps who are conservative is embarrassing.

*types*
*deletes*
*goes to the gym*

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 01:33 PM (Y2VBD)

84 "But it's ok when I do it......"

17 is legal age in Texas, so she forgot where she was, right?

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 01:33 PM (F4u7C)

85 38 18 Asia has always been a pretty wild ride. I can't imagine seriously pursuing a relationship with her, except of the briefest kind.
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I hear her sister South America is even worse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:27 PM (o2yR3)


But her mothers sister, Antarctica, is just frigid.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at August 20, 2018 01:33 PM (kUmUV)

86 Just wait until all the underage child abuse comes through."

Really?

/ your MSM

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2018 01:33 PM (6qErC)

87 You can't rape a man that way. Sorry.

Now, if she pegged him without consent? Then, that is rape.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:29 PM (9pcn/)

The weenus responds to heat and friction, not just desire. It can and does happen where the guy is inserted into something he doesn't want to be.

Mind you, I sorta question how unwilling he was. I smell a shakedown/payday.

But then, I'm a cynic. Or try to be.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 01:33 PM (bcbK8)

88 Try pushing a rope through a hole and get back to me.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (9pcn/)

-------

Your eyes say no no, but your boner says HELL YES!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (o2yR3)

89 French First Lady Mrs Macron not available for comment on the Argento story

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (CE6iV)

90 I had a teacher in a catholic school once who said it was very hard to rape a guy because the woman attacker would have to find the guy already aroused, otherwise, there would be no chance of rape.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (F4u7C)

91 white knight

Straight up racist.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (xBSm0)

92 If you value your health, stay away from her cousin Tijuana.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:31 PM (+y/Ru) _______________________________________

It's not a sore. It's from sunburn.

Viva la vida loca!

Posted by: Tijuana at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (vbJig)

93 71
The fart is deceitful above all things.

It comes on little cat feet.

Posted by: Carl Sandburg


It wafts gently on the night air.

Posted by: rickb223

But soft, what wind through yonder fabric breaks?

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (T6t7i)

94
Mind you, I sorta question how unwilling he was. I smell a shakedown/payday.


***

These are the new rules. If the left doesn't like them...well they shouldn't have created them.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (eSx+E)

95 It comes on little cat feet."

Not from Michael Moore...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (6qErC)

Thunder Cheeks

Posted by: BignJames at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (0+nbW)

96 The weenus responds to heat and friction, not just desire. It can and does happen where the guy is inserted into something he doesn't want to be.


Isn't that called "Friday night after closing time"?

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 01:35 PM (s0mEx)

97 Just got this from Indiana:


Dear Medical Practitioner:


Senate Enrolled Act No. 340, 2018, established the mandatory reporting of an abortion complication, effective July 1, 2018. A copy of the required Abortion Complication Report, State Form 56522, is attached. The statutory reference is IC 16-34-2-4.7.

Due to a federal injunction issued on June 28, 2018, the implementation of mandatory reporting was enjoined. Therefore, the use and/or submission of the form will not be enforced until a final ruling is made by the court.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 20, 2018 01:35 PM (dNzKv)

98 Even if she didn't do anything until years later, my guess is that a lot of her behavior would be considered "grooming" if done by a gay man.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 20, 2018 01:35 PM (20PQ5)

99 that she took him as a mentor and as a surrogate MOM is what makes this disgusting.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (hF3lZ)

Have you seen the synopsis of their movie? Holy shit. That poor little kid. I guarantee the kind of adult who thought this was in any way appropriate subjected him to a lot worse.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2018 01:35 PM (3Tn95)

100 >>Try pushing a rope through a hole and get back to me. Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:32 PM (9pcn/)

There is no try.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 01:35 PM (Bdeb0)

101 I didn't see the part that said she was an English Teacher. They must have left that out.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2018 01:35 PM (ty7RM)

102 96 The weenus responds to heat and friction, not just desire. It can and does happen where the guy is inserted into something he doesn't want to be.


Isn't that called "Friday night after closing time"?
Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 01:35 PM (s0mEx)

I...don't know what you mean...

Where's that memory editing machine thingy at?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 01:35 PM (bcbK8)

103 "90 I had a teacher in a catholic school once"

... I hope s/he wasn't an authority in this topic.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (hF3lZ)

104 Colorado Alex: Yeah, also true. Just because you wait doesn't make it alright - grooming is still criminal.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (vf2RH)

105 Due to a federal injunction issued on June 28, 2018, the implementation
of mandatory reporting was enjoined. Therefore, the use and/or
submission of the form will not be enforced until a final ruling is made
by the court.

___

That makes me so happy.

Posted by: kermit gosnell at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (eSx+E)

106 94
Mind you, I sorta question how unwilling he was. I smell a shakedown/payday.


***

These are the new rules. If the left doesn't like them...well they shouldn't have created them.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (eSx+E)

Word

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (bcbK8)

107 It comes on little cat feet."

Not from Michael Moore...

-
More like Brontosaurus feet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

108 The weenus responds to heat and friction
Quiz: name that show!

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (T6t7i)

109 96 The weenus responds to heat and friction, not just desire. It can and does happen where the guy is inserted into something he doesn't want to be.

--------

This scenario explains toaster sex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (o2yR3)

110 I had a teacher in a catholic school once who said it was very hard to rape a guy because the woman attacker would have to find the guy already aroused, otherwise, there would be no chance of rape.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (F4u7C)

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Lemme guess. Female teacher?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (I16G8)

111 Just got this from Indiana:"

Does Indiana want you, but you can't go back there?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (6qErC)

112 17 year old boners are gonna bone.
It's science.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (xBSm0)

113 98 Even if she didn't do anything until years later, my guess is that a lot of her behavior would be considered "grooming" if done by a gay man.
______________________________________

Oh, yes!

Posted by: Congressman Paul Tonko (D-Boys' Town) at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (vbJig)

114 hertoo

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (JFO2v)

115
Asia Argento - isn't that a cheese company?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (pNxlR)

116 This scenario explains toaster sex.

___

WAIT
WHAT?

Posted by: Purple Shep at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (eSx+E)

117 I had a teacher in a catholic school once who said it was very hard to rape a guy because the woman attacker would have to find the guy already aroused, otherwise, there would be no chance of rape.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (F4u7C)

There's a TS Garp joke to be done here, but I hated that book.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (xPJvm)

118 99% of #MeToo is women that were basically whores that didn't feel like they got full payment.

I don't even honestly think Weinstein raped anyone, it was just he lied about making them stars and the women were later pissed. So basically every Hollywood producer.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (UfkIY)

119 He knew her since he was a boy and she supposedly treated him as a son, she even stated that and then she had sex with him and who knows what went on the set with the kid.

This would be like a neighbor relative that had sex with a kid they knew all there life, it would mess anybody up.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (dKiJG)

120 109 96 The weenus responds to heat and friction, not just desire. It can and does happen where the guy is inserted into something he doesn't want to be.

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This scenario explains toaster sex.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (o2yR3)

And now that's in my head.

Thank you. /s

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 01:38 PM (bcbK8)

121 Compare and contrast Obama's first pitch with
Baseball Nun's Epic First pitch

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y89hqet4



Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 01:38 PM (r9UYA)

122 All this talk of 'Power' is bullshit.

It's a stupid Marxist / Feminist Construct to excuse the retarded behavior of women around the influential, famous and wealthy.

Nobody has power over you outside of a Prison scenario.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:38 PM (9pcn/)

123
At the age of 17 I had a year round 'summer penis' at a stage three of tumescence.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 01:38 PM (LOgQ4)

124 Nope ... Not seeing it in the "media"... Though I did read that Trump is mentally unfit to be president... That's there...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 20, 2018 01:39 PM (O2RFr)

125 Asia Argento - isn't that a cheese company

That's not cheese...

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 20, 2018 01:39 PM (20PQ5)

126 and the women were later pissed"

Potted plants weren't exactly thrilled, either.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 20, 2018 01:39 PM (6qErC)

127
Asia Argento - isn't that a cheese company?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (pNxlR)

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Yep. It's the Eastern subsidiary that uses formaldehyde instead of milk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:39 PM (o2yR3)

128 >>This scenario explains toaster sex.


LEG'Go!

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:39 PM (9pcn/)

129 Stir it up, little darling, stir it up.

fucking hypocrites

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2018 01:40 PM (M+Lyo)

130

Bourdain? Strange bedfellows.

Missed below post on Netflix. I finally cancelled and am delighted. But this was interesting over at the Free Beacon.

SATIRE alert. It's a Parody.

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Transcript Sheds Light on Obama Netflix Series

it's funny, but ... kind of not.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 01:40 PM (uPlWr)

131 My understanding is that it's fairly well documented that men sometimes have erections when literally being anally raped. (There's literature on this.) So I'm not sure having an erection means much of anything in terms of consent (anymore than a woman being wet during a rape, which happens too). The human body is kinda screwy.

Normally, I'd say 17 is plenty old enough to consent, even if alcohol is involved. But the weird quasi-mother-son relathionship makes this one very, very icky.

Posted by: bear with derpy balls at August 20, 2018 01:40 PM (mmU7u)

132 Nobody has power over you outside of a Prison scenario.
______________________________________

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Posted by: Darth Vader at August 20, 2018 01:40 PM (vbJig)

133 if Weinstein has a lawyer with a three digit IQ he either walks or pleas to a charge like "trespassing".

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 20, 2018 01:40 PM (hF3lZ)

134 double standard ... sure, kinda. But they have one standard ... their PC Religion trumps the close minded xenophobe, homophobe, racist, etc.

Serious leftists decided they are a superior class to the traditional American "deplorable". You're either with them or you're in the basket of irredeemables ... so you must be censored, sent to the de-platformed digital gulag.

A simple standard that even the hateful simpletons can understand, and their ego wallows in it. (as their MeToo duplicity reveals)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2018 01:40 PM (bT8Z4)

135 I don't even honestly think Weinstein raped anyone, it was just he lied about making them stars and the women were later pissed. So basically every Hollywood producer.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 20, 2018 01:37 PM (UfkIY)

I think many of the people accusing Cosby lied about it while I also believe he did do what he was accused of doing to several of the people claiming it. Just not nearly all of them.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 20, 2018 01:40 PM (4ErVI)

136 Garrett: Bosses don't have power over subordinates? A guardian figure doesn't have power over their children/wards? There's a bit of room between full Gramscian intersectionality everything is a power dynamic and gun barrel to the head coercion.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:40 PM (vf2RH)

137 Ace, you might want to note that Asia Argento fell for the JT Leroy hoax like a ton of bricks -- JT Leroy being the hoax alter-ego of the middle-aged housewife who wrote "The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things," For a brief period, naive liberals thought JT Leroy was a real person who had suffered terrible child abuse, even though anyone with half a brain was skeptical from the get-go, since the claims (as later depicted in Argento's movie version of the book) were so over-the-top as to be unbelievable, But the "victimization narrative" really appealed to a certain type of person, such as Argento.

It makes one wonder about her later "victimization narrative" claims vis-a-vis #MeToo and Harvey Weinstein; Since Asia Argento has a track record of crying wolf and seizing on faddish mass-movements claiming victimization, maybe her Weinstein MeToo claims are also...suspect?

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2018 01:41 PM (c+2jX)

138 Oh, here we go with the Gramscian intersectionality again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:41 PM (o2yR3)

139
what school does she teach at?
Posted by: Rick in SK


Hard Knox

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 20, 2018 01:41 PM (IqV8l)

140 I'm starting to think this #MeToo movement may have issues.

Daddy issues.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 01:42 PM (4e+hS)

141 I hear her sister South America is even worse.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

I hear Australia likes it down under
Posted by: Rick in SK

Her cousin Antarctica is frigid

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 01:42 PM (Bdeb0)

142 The 17 year old is a fag.


Posted by: nip at August 20, 2018 01:42 PM (DfGpI)

143 If older women raping young men is what it takes to motivate them, such as Macron, then maybe it should be encouraged.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 20, 2018 01:43 PM (/qEW2)

144 I don't even honestly think Weinstein raped anyone, it was just he lied about making them stars and the women were later pissed. So basically every Hollywood producer.

-
It was a quicky pro quo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

145 Thread winner nominee:

89 French First Lady Mrs Macron not available for comment on the Argento story
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 20, 2018 01:34 PM (CE6iV)

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2018 01:43 PM (tQkRb)

146 I DO blame her for Anthony Bourdain's death, because Fuck Her, Fuck all of those Liberal Fucks they deserve every bit of hatred and contempt we can pour on their heads, and she should be called the Girl who Killed Anthony Boudain because she was Such a Pathetic Whore for the rest of her life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 01:43 PM (k1TUh)

147 >>>Try pushing a rope through a hole and get back to me.

This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 20, 2018 01:43 PM (Dr9Lm)

148 $380k.

Being an actress nobody ever heard of pays pretty good.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 20, 2018 01:43 PM (pFNVe)

149 Never kill yourself over Asia Argento.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 01:43 PM (NLLmE)

150 >>Bosses don't have power over subordinates?


No. Not real power in any sense of the word.

Certainly not enough to demand the exchange of bodily fluids.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:43 PM (9pcn/)

151 Bear: Yeah, I wouldn't give a shit about a random 17 year old hooking up with an older woman. Plenty of states that's not even illegal. But Hollywood is pedo grooming central and this is some creepy ass shit.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:44 PM (vf2RH)

152
Lemme guess. Female teacher?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (I16G


Nope. Male, actually.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 01:44 PM (F4u7C)

153 So this was wrong?

Posted by: Carol Brady at August 20, 2018 01:44 PM (QLvwG)

154 Also, read some of the user reviews at IMDB of Argento's "The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things"' -- mind-boggling. Many, many, many 1-ster reviews saying that it is the most evil, disgusting perverted movie ever made, vividly depicting the multiple rapes and sexual abuse of the child, to the extent that many people thought that the mere act of forcing the child actor to do those scenes was a form of extreme child abuse and sexual trauma.

And then she went and raped him in real life herself. Sickening.

Posted by: zombie at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (c+2jX)

155 >> A guardian figure doesn't have power over their children/wards?


That is not the type of power they are referring to.

And I would liken that closer to the Prison Scenario I mentioned than to the relationship scenario.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (9pcn/)

156 142 The 17 year old is a fag.


Posted by: nip at August 20, 2018 01:42 PM (DfGpI)

Is his shit all retarded?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (RD7QR)

157 I guess the point of today's Hollywood is drug addiction, pedophilia, and spirit cooking. It's certainly not making good movies.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (aYpFd)

158 153 So this was wrong?
Posted by: Carol Brady at August 20, 2018 01:44 PM (QLvwG)

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Shut up, whore.

Posted by: Mike Brady at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (o2yR3)

159 Never kill yourself over Asia Argento.
Posted by: eleven at August

I like Sargento sauce

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (Bdeb0)

160 "I'll fire you and make sure you never work in this town again" isn't sufficiently coercive? Do you find anything besides a gun to the head coercive?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (vf2RH)

161 144 I don't even honestly think Weinstein raped anyone, it was just he lied about making them stars and the women were later pissed. So basically every Hollywood producer. "

I think society's best course of action right now would be to have Weinstein shot and dumped in a landfill, and then if it turns out down the road that maybe some of it was a bit embellished, we can go whisper "we're sorry" late at night some time. Or just forget about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (k1TUh)

162
It is outrageous that Poisonous Synthetic Heroin Fentanyl comes pouring into the U.S. Postal System from China. We can, and must, END THIS NOW! The Senate should pass the STOP ACT - and firmly STOP this poison from killing our children and destroying our country. No more delay!




















@RealDonaldTrump 31m

Stomping on McCokehead.


















Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 01:46 PM (r9UYA)

163 >> "I'll fire you and make sure you never work in this town again" isn't sufficiently coercive


No. It isn't. It is merely words.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:46 PM (9pcn/)

164 Being an actress nobody ever heard of pays pretty good.

Maybe it was Bourdain's money ?

Posted by: McCool at August 20, 2018 01:46 PM (KvRqW)

165 161. Harsh, but fair.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 01:46 PM (fA1SL)

166 'Vulture-signal' is close enough to 'virtue-signal' that at the next AoS board meeting I'm gonna suggest an amendment to the style guide.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 01:33 PM


Why? Commentators don't follow the one we have, particularly with regard to the Oxford Comma and putting Notorious in front of RBG.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (ctuyM)

167 "Even if she didn't do anything until years later, my
guess is that a lot of her behavior would be considered "grooming" if
done by a gay man.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

yeah, that is where most of the "undue influence" comes in.

Culture in general (thanks Soviet infiltrators, and other cultural invasions) is basically grooming our kids, not just for sex, for "centralized control", for anti-American rebellion, etc.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (bT8Z4)

168 121
Compare and contrast Obama's first pitch with
Baseball Nun's Epic First pitch

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y89hqet4





Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 01:38 PM (r9UYA)

Plays for the Angels.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (jxbfJ)

169 Where do I go to get my reputation back? And the Bentley!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (o2yR3)

170 Lemme guess. Female teacher?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (I16G

Nope. Male, actually.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 01:44 PM (F4u7C)

------------

Wow. That guy forgot what it was like to be 17. I got wood if the correct breeze came my way at that age.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (I16G8)

171 Not to be a snickety snit, but in over 95% of the world, including most of the United States, one only needs to be 17 or over to be "legal." The fact it happened in California, where the age is 18, broached the legal barrier between adult tryst and pedophilia.

Out of curiosity: I noted a lot of "attaboys!" pertaining to the tryst, implying that the vast majority of male posters here, if they were 17 themselves, would IMMEDIATELY jump for any opportunity for sex with an attractive woman of any age regardless of societal legality. That leads to this question: Which should be a greater crime?
-Female adult in consensual tryst with male minor-Male adult in consensual tryst with female minor

NOTE: "Consensual" means actual consent between both parties, not legal consent (of which minors cannot have).
MY CONTENTION: Most of you, if on a jury for both, would give far more lenient punishment to the female.

This is simply an exercise in societal implications. In my case, I'd probably be lenient on the female, perhaps probation, and send the male to GP with no Vaseline. Having nieces has justifiably biased my view, I admit.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (O681L)

172 So this was wrong?

Posted by: Carol Brady at August 20, 2018 01:44 PM (QLvwG)



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Shut up, whore.

Posted by: Mike Brady at August 20, 2018 01:45 PM (o2yR3)

Poofter! And what kind of lousy architect designs a house for six kids with one bathroom to share between them?

Posted by: Carol Brady at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (QLvwG)

173 Compare and contrast Obama's first pitch with
Baseball Nun's Epic First pitch

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y89hqet4



Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 01:38 PM (r9UYA)


In a habit, she throws a strike. Yet the most manly man (according the MFM) couldn't get it over the plate if he was 3 feet away. Of course in Barry's defense he's most likely a catcher

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 01:48 PM (SiINZ)

174 The guardian/ward relationship has coercive power not because a guardian is like a jailer but because of the intense emotional manipulation that it allows. "Fuck me or you're grounded" isn't all that convincing, but a decade of grooming certainly is.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:48 PM (vf2RH)

175 112 17 year old boners are gonna bone.
It's science.
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (xBSm0)

Yep. After a certain age a man's big problem is getting it up. At 17 his problem is NOT getting it up.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

176 His parents were probably hoping that he would grow up to be trans, or at least gay.

That after banging a famous hot actress he probably won't, is the real tragedy here...

Posted by: Cthilary, dead but dreaming at August 20, 2018 01:48 PM (W0dM7)

177 Poofter! And what kind of lousy architect designs a house for six kids with one bathroom to share between them?
Posted by: Carol Brady at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (QLvwG)

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You never let me follow my heart, bitch. I could have had Ricky Ricardo!

Posted by: Mike Brady at August 20, 2018 01:49 PM (o2yR3)

178

Today's MAGA

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Will Bruce Ohr, whose family received big money for helping to create the phony, dirty and discredited Dossier, ever be fired from the Jeff Sessions "Justice" Department? A total joke!

10:36 AM - Aug 20, 2018


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 01:49 PM (uPlWr)

179 I'm starting to think this #MeToo movement may have issues.

Daddy issues.

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 20, 2018 01:42 PM (4e+hS)


Seriously, anyone who has decided to wade into this mess, and has decided they know which "side" is right... is going to be disappointed. To say the least.


There's no way to start and end this mess. This is what you get, when people treat sex with such frivolity. Children are abused, women are abused, and to whatever extent I can muster up sympathy for a 17 year old boy who is having sex with an adult woman, I guess he's being abused too. Primarily because I seriously doubt she was the first film industry person to have sex with him. He was probably a pin cushion long before she got hold of him.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 20, 2018 01:49 PM (9chmE)

180 Where is the properly ordered desire for sexual pleasure found?

Holy Matrimony.

Posted by: 80's music fan at August 20, 2018 01:49 PM (tQkRb)

181 >>a decade of grooming certainly is.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:48 PM (vf2RH)

So is threatening to hose someone down if it doesn't put the lotion on its skin so that said skin can be harvested, tanned, sewn into a body suit, and worn to Traxx on 80s Night.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 01:49 PM (Bdeb0)

182 Garrett: "I'll kill you if you don't fuck me" is also just words. The coercive element is the threat of action. I'm not sure how to debate someone who thinks immediate death or severe bodily harm are the only threats that might make you do something you don't want to do. How about blackmail?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:50 PM (vf2RH)

183 >>That leads to this question: Which should be a greater crime?


Feminists won't like the answer, here:

The 17 year old girl has something of value in her knickers.

The 17 year old boy does not.

Disagree?

Take a penis and a vagina out to your nearest street corner and try to give one (or the other) away.

I'll wait here.

Also.
I am betting on you coming back with just a handful of dick.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:50 PM (9pcn/)

184 anybody who had "business" dealings with weinstein knew what they were getting into. doesn't make it right, but they all had to know. he just didn't deliver, in more ways than one. vile, sick, commie fucks. don't give a fuck about them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 20, 2018 01:51 PM (KP5rU)

185 Hmmm... Could it be SATAN?

Posted by: Church Lady at August 20, 2018 01:51 PM (SP8OC)

186 Good g-d these people are sick.

Pro-abortion Portland residents can now enjoy a brand-new custom, abortion-themed flavor of ice cream, "Rocky Roe v. Wade" at a series of NARAL-sponsored ice cream socials designed to foment "resistance" to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)

187 The payout to the 17year old is also bullshit IMHO.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 01:51 PM (m/vQu)

188 >>brand-new custom, abortion-themed flavor of ice cream, "Rocky Roe v. Wade" at a series of NARAL-sponsored ice cream socials designed to foment "resistance" to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)

The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

189 Why is one a "greater crime"? My house isn't fucking Hearst Castle, but if you burn it down you're an arsonist.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 01:52 PM (vf2RH)

190 I have a tube steak delivery for Alice.

Posted by: Sam the Butcher at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (osT35)

191 Where do I go to get my reputation back? And the Bentley!
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 20, 2018 01:47 PM (o2yR3)


Become a board member at Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (F4u7C)

192 The payout. Whatever the morality, sounds like Argento was guilty of statutory rape; the payout seems like a wise investment in freedom.

Posted by: bear with derpy balls at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (mmU7u)

193 But I think it's very interesting to watch the media embargo otherwise-newsworthy stories that conflict with their precious narratives.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:19 PM



It's what they do. It's all that they do.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (yQpMk)

194 Rocky Roe vs. Wade ice cream

Do they put little snippets of fetuses in it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (AllCR)

195 You never let me follow my heart, bitch. I could have had Ricky Ricardo!

Posted by: Mike Brady at August 20, 2018 01:49 PM (o2yR3)


You mean Barry Manilow. Ricky was all Cuban he-man! He can Babbaloo me anytime. You only got aroused when Sam the Butcher was on set and he don't play that way.

Posted by: Carol Brady at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (QLvwG)

196 OT: This is so right and so wrong.


James Comey
@Comey
Truth exists and truth matters. Truth has always been the touchstone of our country's justice system and political life. People who lie are held accountable. If we are untethered to truth, our justice system cannot function and a society based on the rule of law dissolves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

197 Seriously, anyone who has decided to wade into this mess, and has decided they know which "side" is right... is going to be disappointed. To say the least. "

Having looked at it, I agree. And I must say that the only possible conclusion, one which I support wholeheartedly, is that I Hate Them All. I hate those that have been accused, I hate their accusers, I hate their movies, I hate their companies, I hate their industry, I hate every breath they take, every move they make. I Hate Them All.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (k1TUh)

198

Asia and Toto are the same group.

Posted by: Soothi at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (KW2bD)

199 190 I have a tube steak delivery for Alice.
Posted by: Sam the Butcher at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (osT35)



In the rear.

Posted by: Alice at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (NLLmE)

200 I recognized the victim from the posted photo, but I couldn't place him, so I looked him up.

That's the little guy from Firewall, that horrible Harrison Ford film.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (9qZ3S)

201 Hoo Boy ...

... Congrats Ms. Argento. You've officially weirded me right the fuck out. And that, my dear lady, is a full day's work.

*salutes*

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (fiGNd)

202 Never get in a gland war in Asia.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (Bdeb0)

203 196 OT: This is so right and so wrong.


James Comey
@Comey
Truth exists and truth matters. Truth has always been the touchstone of our country's justice system and political life. People who lie are held accountable. If we are untethered to truth, our justice system cannot function and a society based on the rule of law dissolves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

And he should know.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (RD7QR)

204 Why $380,000? And not say, $400k, or an even half mil. How do these things get determined? Is it $200k for the guy and $180k for his lawyer?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (yQpMk)

205 But I think it's very interesting to watch the media embargo otherwise-newsworthy stories that conflict with their precious narratives.
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Or as the media calls it, Wednesday.

Posted by: The Ficus at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (nTagT)

206 The 17 year old girl has something of value in her knickers.

The 17 year old boy does not.



This is the truth, and the fatal flaw in all the valiant efforts to create some sort of moral equivalence with the reverse gender scenario.

Posted by: wooga at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (Dr9Lm)

207
Never kill yourself over Asia Argento.
Posted by: eleven


I'll never get over Asia Argento.

Posted by: Ted Stryker at August 20, 2018 01:55 PM (IqV8l)

208 The bigger issue with Argento for me is she had consensual sex with Weinstein subsequent to her rape allegation date.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 20, 2018 01:55 PM (m/vQu)

209 My understanding is that it's fairly well documented that men sometimes have erections when literally being anally raped. (There's literature on this.) So I'm not sure having an erection means much of anything in terms of consent (anymore than a woman being wet during a rape, which happens too). The human body is kinda screwy.

Tell me about it!

Posted by: Todd Akin at August 20, 2018 01:55 PM (ty7RM)

210 I had to see Boudains crap show when I visited my parents, and he said he was married to some badass Brazilian kickboxer.

Posted by: Captain Carl at August 20, 2018 01:55 PM (/+2fq)

211 Asia will immediately report to my office for a stern talking to and spanking but mostly a spanking.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 20, 2018 01:55 PM (BRpqW)

212 And he should know.


Irony. It's like silvery, only rust colored.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 01:55 PM (yQpMk)

213 190
I have a tube steak delivery for Alice.

Posted by: Sam the Butcher at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (osT35)
Marcia -your mom was hotter.

Posted by: Greg Brady at August 20, 2018 01:55 PM (jxbfJ)

214 OT: This is so right and so wrong.

James Comey
@Comey
Truth exists and truth matters. Truth has always been the touchstone of our country's justice system and political life. People who lie are held accountable. If we are untethered to truth, our justice system cannot function and a society based on the rule of law dissolves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

--------------

Wow. That is like the Triple Lindy of projection right there.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (I16G8)

215 Pro-abortion Portland residents can now enjoy a brand-new custom, abortion-themed flavor of ice cream, "Rocky Roe v. Wade" at a series of NARAL-sponsored ice cream socials designed to foment "resistance" to Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)




Alyssa Milano can put an ice cream cone on her head for solidarity

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (SiINZ)

216 >>04
Why $380,000? And not say, $400k, or an even half mil. How do these
things get determined? Is it $200k for the guy and $180k for his
lawyer?

It's never a happy ending either way.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (r9UYA)

217 A 17 year old boy has nothing of value in his knickers?

The rapists/molesters in the RCC and other homosexual predators would disagree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (AllCR)

218 In the land of the blind the man with one eye is king.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (nTagT)

219 @JamesComey:If we are untethered to truth, our justice system cannot function and a society based on the rule of law dissolves.
___

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Posted by: Col. Jessup at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (eSx+E)

220 This scenario explains toaster sex.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 20, 2018 01:36 PM (o2yR3)
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I'm interested...

Posted by: Milton at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (vDqXW)

221 Alice, why is the kitchen counter all sticky?

Posted by: Carol Brady at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (o2yR3)

222
James Comey
@Comey
Truth exists and truth matters. Truth has always been the touchstone of our country's justice system and political life. People who lie are held accountable. If we are untethered to truth, our justice system cannot function and a society based on the rule of law dissolves.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)


Yeah, that's funny coming from that asshole. Name one person on the left, other than the #metoo victims, that's been held accountable for their lies.....including him. Fired, sure, but not held accountable.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 01:57 PM (F4u7C)

223 Assa don't get no respict!

Posted by: Rev. Sharpton's Spellcheck at August 20, 2018 01:57 PM (0dmP2)

224

Canada is shutting down free speech left and right. They are trying to protect Trudeau.

More and more leaders are up against the Trump effect. Voters see what the US has and want it.

Stifling free speech, but also forcing people to out themselves online is proposed. So fear tactics and thuggery. The Left is the Left is the Left.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 01:57 PM (uPlWr)

225 Maybe I'm just to anal about this but, I want my hush money in round numbers, not $184,247.52.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 01:57 PM (yQpMk)

226 I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 01:57 PM (vDqXW)

227 >>This is the truth, and the fatal flaw in all the valiant efforts to create some sort of moral equivalence with the reverse gender scenario.


Never fun being the person who points it out, at least these days...

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 01:58 PM (9pcn/)

228 224. Speed the Day of the Rake

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 01:58 PM (fA1SL)

229
Fake but truth is the motto of the left isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2018 01:58 PM (eSx+E)

230 Asia, where did we go wrong
You said that you'd be mine
Till the end of time

Posted by: Boz Scabbs at August 20, 2018 01:58 PM (/tuJf)

231 The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 01:58 PM (nTagT)

232 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

Will Bruce Ohr, whose family received big money for helping to create the phony, dirty and discredited Dossier, ever be fired from the Jeff Sessions "Justice" Department? A total joke!

-
Lyin' Brian Stelter had a rant in which he says PDT's tweets prove that he has lost his mind!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)

233 What is truth?

Posted by: Pontius Pilate (D-Rome) at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (vDqXW)

234 When I was 17, we would get raped by hot women for free.
Today's kids are such wimps!

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (xBSm0)

235
Never get in a gland war in Asia.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (Bdeb0)


But sending gland pics to her sister Asia Minor is still okay

Posted by: Andy Weissman at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (10vO4)

236 Why $380,000? And not say, $400k, or an even half mil. How do these things get determined? Is it $200k for the guy and $180k for his lawyer?
Posted by: Grump928(c)

_________

They size up what she can pay. She's got some money, but she's not got "fuck you" money. If this were say Steven Spielberg if would be tens of millions.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (UfkIY)

237 Cougar on patrol!! Kiddie raping and boyfriend suicidin'!

Posted by: Jak Sucio at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (5dE4E)

238 Will she be forced to turn in her pussyhat? Surrender her Doc Martins?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (ty7RM)

239 It's been very odd to see her referred to as Boudrain's girlfriend because at least the initial stories were that he was distraught in the few weeks leading up to his suicide because they'd broken up because she was cheating on him. Which rather makes her his ex-girlfriend, doesn't it?

If you want wilder still, go look up who JT Leroy was. Now there's a story and a half.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (mf5HN)

240 All men die, but few really live.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (o2yR3)

241
Canada is shutting down free speech left and right. They are trying to protect Trudeau.


___

As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free
flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny. The
once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information
flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality, but the free nation
gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid
slide into despotism. Beware of he who would deny you access to
information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.


Posted by: Pravin Lal at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (eSx+E)

242

ot, did not know

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

It is outrageous that Poisonous Synthetic Heroin Fentanyl comes pouring into the U.S. Postal System from China. We can, and must, END THIS NOW! The Senate should pass the STOP ACT -- and firmly STOP this poison from killing our children and destroying our country. No more delay!


from China via USPS? Nice to know.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (uPlWr)

243 >>Canada is shutting down free speech left and right. They are trying to protect Trudeau. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 01:57 PM (uPlWr)

The weak must go under that the strong may survive.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM (Bdeb0)

244 Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:00 PM (nTagT)

245 Lyin' Brian Stelter had a rant in which he says PDT's tweets prove that he has lost his mind!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)


But Owebama's "57 states, with 2 to go" was just teh tyerds....

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:00 PM (F4u7C)

246 233
What is truth?

Posted by: Pontius Pilate (D-Rome)


What is love?

Posted by: The Roxbury Guys at August 20, 2018 02:00 PM (T6t7i)

247 Probably already mentioned, but...she's been sending him some really weird public tweets. I'm sure it will be shrugged off as "artiste!" but seems indicative of her weird relationship w/him.

@AsiaArgento

@JimmyBennett love you for life my Jimmy. You know I've been testing 9 years old lately but unfortunately ain't nobody like you sonny.
1:38 PM - 22 Mar 2013

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:00 PM (W+vEI)

248 Asia's excuse about the encounter: it was the Heat of the Moment

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 02:00 PM (s0mEx)

249 I had supposed many of their angst driven b.s. is trying to repair/cover for their own sins/crime. Much like men all being on the Abortion To the last minute for women deal.

What this does is lesson the impact of the real victims. And they are legion.
But who cares as long as "me Too!"

Predators and I am looking at you dems , for advocating for the cover up of your responsibilities to harming others.

We (the othered) tell you to take responsibility in relationships, male/ or female. To own up to being an adult male/ female, That there is Such a thing as sin/crimes against others. And to stop.

and if you won't stop there is such a thing as punishment.

quit relying on others to bail you OUT. Quit saying free sex (never free)/theft (never free)/beating down (never free) someone a dollar richer than you is a right.

Posted by: willow at August 20, 2018 02:00 PM (dPd5y)

250 It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:01 PM (nTagT)

251 The weak must go under that the strong may survive.


It's a law of nature.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:01 PM (yQpMk)

252 Asia Argento Status: Freak/Rapist

Jimmy Bennett Status: Hero

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2018 02:01 PM (Kge8X)

253 DYNO-MIIIIIIIITE

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:01 PM (nTagT)

254 Grooming (ugh)

https://twitter.com/robbystarbuck/status/ 1031403813461082113

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

255 Let's talk impulse control, shall we? Ms. Argento grooms this child for nearly a decade. Ten months shy of him reaching legal age, she just can't control her lust a moment longer. I am not one for slut shaming, but it's pretty damn hard not to do it here.

Posted by: VA MKZ at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (UGO8J)

256 Watchoo talkin' bout, Clapper?

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (nTagT)

257 I only leaked through a hole in a sheet.

Posted by: Comey, James at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (vDqXW)

258 Jimmy Bennett Status: Hero


Cheeseburger in Paradise wasn't all that.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (yQpMk)

259 At least I waited until my neighbor's daughter turned 21 (even though I had known her since she was 14)

Posted by: Tiger Woods at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (h3t5U)

260 Icky homos!

Posted by: Pontus Pilate, Misquoted at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (o2yR3)

261 253 DYNO-MIIIIIIIITE
Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:01 PM (nTagT)



That was his best work.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (NLLmE)

262 Greg honey, why don't you invite that nice friend of yours, David Partridge, over. Dad will be away for a few days at his gay architects convention in San Francisco and I like to see you boys have a great time.

Posted by: Carol Brady at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (QLvwG)

263 "26 The kid was 17. That's hardly the worst thing around. I'm a bit more alarmed by the idea she could go to jail for statutory rape for it, while pedos and illegal alien murderers in Cali wall free. "

If it's okay, why did she pay the kid? Also, stop forgiving women for what men get crucified for.

Posted by: Wendy at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (bpemY)

264 248 Asia's excuse about the encounter: it was the Heat of the Moment
Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 02:00 PM (s0mEx)

*groan*

I hope Muldoon didn't hear that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 02:03 PM (bcbK8)

265 >>Jimmy Bennett Status: Hero
Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2018 02:01 PM (Kge8X)

High school superlative: "Most Likely To Have A Strong Pimp-Hand."

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)

266 At the time of Bourdain's murder, it was speculated that he was part of the NXIVM cult and involved with pedophila.

Interesting that his girlfriend is... involved in sex with an underage boy.


Just bizarre speculation, nothing more.

Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 02:03 PM (SbIX4)

267 Big trouble in Little Asia, a Harvey Weinstein production.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 20, 2018 02:03 PM (BRpqW)

268

Manafort jurors still deliberating...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 02:03 PM (uPlWr)

269
from China via USPS? Nice to know.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 01:59 PM


Some of the stuff I order from Amazon comes from China via USPS. Usually very light weight stuff.

It's funny, the Brits brought opium to China, now China is playing the same trick on us. What's the latest fatality count -- 60-70,000 per year?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (LOgQ4)

270 from China via USPS? Nice to know.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette


It's incredibly potent, so this makes sense. Unfortunately, it also has a very low vapor pressure, so sniffer technology for the mail may not be a realistic option.

Posted by: pep at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (T6t7i)

271 Fen: It's just the usual frat boy "boy I wish all my teachers raped me!" garbage. The idea that it's cool to rape boys because their genitals sell for less on the free (black) market is absurd.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (vf2RH)

272 Hello, Newman.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (nTagT)

273 206 The 17 year old girl has something of value in her knickers.

The 17 year old boy does not.



This is the truth, and the fatal flaw in all the valiant efforts to create some sort of moral equivalence with the reverse gender scenario.
Posted by: wooga at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM (Dr9Lm)

Innocence and destroying/taking a young kid's has value to these predators who seek nothing but thrills through taboo behaviors along with power. Fuck them all. They are the enemy.

Why is fucking up a boy's virtue, innocence, and life ok for many conservatives if a woman does it? It devalues the lives of children. Stop pretending that it doesn't fuck up boys and would not because you project your own adult fantasies onto children. Plus, the ones who seem to do it either don't have kids nor have sons.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (Y2VBD)

274 OK, this has nothing to do with anything being discussed...

The other day I was watching a YouTube video of a young couple that travels around, living in foreign countries on their YouTube revenues. They posted a list of 10 things not to do when living in Mexico.

One of those things was flushing toilet paper in the toilet. They said that since normal Mexican homes where plumbed with 1-1/2" waste pipes, toilet paper clogs and that this waste should be put in a trash can located in the bathroom.

I have no experience with "normal" Mexican houses or anything outside of resort areas where everyone flushes as normal in the U.S. Has anyone else heard or experienced this in Mexico?

It's hard leading such a sheltered life.

Posted by: Jwest at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (/roJx)

275 She sounds like a serious head case.

Posted by: Max Power at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (QCc6B)

276 i'm gonna say this, even if it will be unpopular, there is little ( I didn't say None) but little difference between men/women' (porn) beating it off to young male /females half their age.

although it has been normalized.

Posted by: willow at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (dPd5y)

277 >>266 At the time of Bourdain's murder, it was speculated that he was part of the NXIVM cult Posted by: shibumi at August 20, 2018 02:03 PM (SbIX4)

Just another dumb, regrettable tattoo.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)

278 Ick ick ick!

https://twitter.com/AnOpenSecret/status/ 1031436370206711809

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:05 PM (W+vEI)

279 Manafort jurors still deliberating...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 20, 2018 02:03 PM (uPlWr)
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Sounds deliberate.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 02:05 PM (vDqXW)

280 James Comey
@Comey
Truth exists and truth matters. Truth has always been the touchstone of our country's justice system and political life. People who lie are held accountable. If we are untethered to truth, our justice system cannot function and a society based on the rule of law dissolves.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)



Yes, there is no one better than Jimmy to lecture everyone on truth and a system based on the rule of law

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 02:05 PM (SiINZ)

281 wendy srsly? why not crucify both?

Posted by: willow at August 20, 2018 02:05 PM (dPd5y)

282
I have no experience with "normal" Mexican houses or anything
outside of resort areas where everyone flushes as normal in the U.S.
Has anyone else heard or experienced this in Mexico?

***

This is the case in some places in Europe.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 20, 2018 02:06 PM (eSx+E)

283 Cougar on patrol!
Posted by: Jak Sucio


I'm over the hump.

At the "age" one is considered a "cougar", they are still a kid.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:06 PM (DKgtk)

284 i'm gonna say this, even if it will be unpopular, there is little ( I didn't say None) but little difference between men/women' (porn) beating it off to young male /females half their age.



Half your age plus 7 is acceptable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:06 PM (yQpMk)

285 Who loves ya, baby.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:06 PM (nTagT)

286 274. Yes. Local migrant Aztecs and Mayans throw tp in the trashcan or on the floor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 20, 2018 02:06 PM (fA1SL)

287 ~dust off my 17 year old hat and dos it once more~ As a 17 year old male you can't rape the willing. ~removes moldy old hat~ 380k? Nice deal

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

288 380k? Nice deal


Great work if you can get it.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:07 PM (yQpMk)

289 Half your age plus 7 is acceptable.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:06 PM (yQpMk)
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Not to mention impressive, if you're 8.

Posted by: Axeman at August 20, 2018 02:07 PM (vDqXW)

290 Why would anyone stick their dick in Asia Argento?

Dessicated old bag looks like she's been smoking three packs a day since age 12.

Posted by: JEM at August 20, 2018 02:07 PM (MTaxC)

291 Why $380,000? And not say, $400k

If I were 17? Man, I would have charged her a lot less.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 02:08 PM (8ruUE)

292 Man who cut hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:08 PM (QLvwG)

293 David Hogg plans to run for Congress when he turns 25 years old


In an in-depth profile of the 18-year-old, New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer reports that not only does Hogg want to enter politics, but he plans to do so soon - when he turns 25 years old.



Occasional-Cortex/Hogg - 2028 - I'm with stupids

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 02:08 PM (SiINZ)

294 Has anyone else heard or experienced this in Mexico?

It's hard leading such a sheltered life.
======================
The minute you get off the resorts, it's shocking to see the level of daily existence in MeHeCo. They're 2nd world, and only just barely.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2018 02:08 PM (ty7RM)

295 >>I have no experience with "normal" Mexican houses or anything outside of resort areas where everyone flushes as normal in the U.S. Has anyone else heard or experienced this in Mexico?


I experienced in in Taiwan. The bathrooms stalls had trash cans for depositing tp.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:09 PM (W+vEI)

296 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

Did his fingers burst into flames after typing that?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 20, 2018 02:09 PM (hLRSq)

297 I have no experience with "normal" Mexican houses or anything outside of resort areas where everyone flushes as normal in the U.S. Has anyone else heard or experienced this in Mexico?

It's hard leading such a sheltered life.
Posted by: Jwest at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (/roJx)

------------

This is true, although I though their standard was 2" and ours was 4". This is who we have to thank for shitty TP in garbage cans in the U.S.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 02:09 PM (I16G8)

298 Never get in a gland war in Asia.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 01:54 PM


Never go in against Muldoon when a limerick is on the line"!

Posted by: Vizinni at August 20, 2018 02:10 PM (ctuyM)

299 If I were 17? Man, I would have charged her a lot less.
Posted by: t-bird

At 17 my "standards" were ALOT lower.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:10 PM (Bdeb0)

300 I'm waiting for a male #MeToo movement. I'm sure there are plenty of stories out there of men who have been coerced into sexual relationships with powerful women.

I'm late to the thread, so this may have already been brought up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

301 In an in-depth profile of the 18-year-old, New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer reports that not only does Hogg want to enter politics, but he plans to do so soon - when he turns 25 years old.


Soon?

7 years is an eon in politics.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:10 PM (DKgtk)

302 It's hard leading such a sheltered life.

Go to a fast food restaurant's bathroom in California and you can relive the smells of Mexico. The newer staff don't learn our ways for a while.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 02:10 PM (iYaJJ)

303 In an in-depth profile of the 18-year-old, New York Magazine's Daily Intelligencer reports that not only does Hogg want to enter politics, but he plans to do so soon - when he turns 25 years old.
Occasional-Cortex/Hogg - 2028 - I'm with stupids
========
He needs to do some curls with canned tomatoes. Really make those biceps pop.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2018 02:10 PM (ty7RM)

304 Wherever you go, there you are.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:11 PM (QLvwG)

305 Toynbee Idea From Stanley Kubrick's 2001: Invading Aliens Disgusted By Fecal Paper Malaise, Abandon Conquest, Invade Jupiter Instead.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)

306 That reminds me, Asiago is my favorite bagel at Panera Bread.

Oh, and death to the rebellion.

Posted by: Darth Vader at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (vbJig)

307 I WANT TO TWEET ABOUT THIS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT RETARD COSTUME TO WEAR!!!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (jDF8P)

308 Stop pretending that it doesn't fuck up boys...

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 02:04 PM (Y2VBD)

This.

#himtoo

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (If3tB)

309 I'm waiting for a male #MeToo movement. I'm sure there are plenty of stories out there of men who have been coerced into sexual relationships with powerful women.

I'm late to the thread, so this may have already been brought up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:10 PM


Many times I haven't been in the mood and find myself being sucked into a sexual encounter.

#MeToo

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (LOgQ4)

310 prob mentioned but she also drove Bourdain to suicide

also...Joel McHale's show was cancelled too and he showed that he did not give a flying fuck about the show through its run.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (GoLZO)

311 A woman that age cavorting with a barely 17 year-old is not about sex, it's about a weird perversion.
That Hollywood is the birthplace of #metoo is akin to claiming Gomorrah as the capital of Morality.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

312 All of these debates about if it's as bad to have sex with an underage boy as an underage girl would be moot it we as a society still extolled virtue. But no, we aren't allowed to make judgements about anyone else's lifestyle, and the only judgement that can be made is what's legal and what's not. And the legal stystem no longer approximates what most people would intuit as virtuous either.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (mk7Bj)

313 I WANT TO TWEET ABOUT THIS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT RETARD COSTUME TO WEAR!!!
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (jDF8P)

*clap

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (If3tB)

314 >>~dust off my 17 year old hat and dos it once more~ As a 17 year old male you can't rape the willing. ~removes moldy old hat~ 380k? Nice deal



She got him drunk first, which is a way to make someone more willing, less inhibited.
The payment seems to indicate that they both agreed it was not entirely willing.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (W+vEI)

315 >>Stop pretending that it doesn't fuck up boys...


Good luck fucking up a 17 year old man with a healthy aplication of pussy.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (eZWLi)

316 309 I'm waiting for a male #MeToo movement.
______________________________________

Give it a month.

The male NFL cheerleaders will lead the way.

Oh, and Luke is my son.

Posted by: Darth Vader at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (vbJig)

317 Many times I haven't been in the mood and find myself being sucked into a sexual encounter.

#MeToo



Women can be so demanding. Can't they accept that sometimes I just want cuddle with my firearms?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (yQpMk)

318 also, from last week...how about that Ronell?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 02:14 PM (GoLZO)

319 Women can be so demanding. Can't they accept that sometimes I just want cuddle with my firearms?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (yQpMk)

Happiness is a warm gun.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 20, 2018 02:14 PM (bcbK8)

320 @309

ISWYDT

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 20, 2018 02:15 PM (XKZwp)

321 "Women can be so demanding. Can't they accept that sometimes I just want cuddle with my firearms?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (yQpMk)"
OK Perrier on the monitor...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

322 ~dust off my 17 year old hat and dos it once more~ As a 17 year old male you can't rape the willing. ~removes moldy old hat~ 380k? Nice deal

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but...you're suggesting there's a differnece betwixt the sexes! you're hitler!

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 02:15 PM (GoLZO)

323 What's this about Vader and Luke?

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 02:15 PM (NLLmE)

324 He needs to do some curls with canned tomatoes. Really make those biceps pop.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2018 02:10 PM


I'm prepared to do some intensive personal training, if requested.

Posted by: JEF at August 20, 2018 02:15 PM (ctuyM)

325 She got him drunk first, which is a way to make someone more willing, less inhibited.
The payment seems to indicate that they both agreed it was not entirely willing.
Posted by: Lizzy

I see the money more as a keep your mouth shut i'm seeing someone. Alcohol has lead to sex since man crushed the first grape.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (Bdeb0)

326 In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but
then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.

Posted by: James Comey at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (QLvwG)

327 Cybersex toy industry heats up as infamous "teledildonics"patent climaxes.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305329/

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (LiyEm)

328 this is all well and good but the #himToo movement probably needs to really focus on false rape allegations among other things.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (GoLZO)

329 Good luck fucking up a 17 year old man with a healthy application of pussy.
====================
...annnd BOOM goes the dynamite.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (ty7RM)

330 When I was in high school and middle school I only cared about playing sports and dating girls in high school. I had zero attraction to older looking post wall women in their late 30's looking like they were late 40's and/or like dudes. Sure I found college girls hot and girls around 27 because they were closer to my age and fertile. Still the power dynamic and if I knew I would be on the hook for child support, those fantasies with college girls and girls around 27-19 years old would evaporate fast.

Furthermore, if an older woman like that ever laid a finger on one of my sons, I'd go full *types* *deletes* *ending of To Die For* on them.

Fuck all these predators and scoop out their reproductive organs and throw them in a cell. Day of the Melon-Baller can't come soon enough.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (Y2VBD)

331 Sam the butcher was a beard.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (RuIsu)

332 Stevie Wonder links Aretha Franklin's cancer to 'global warming'...

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Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. I want to worship you but then then you go moonbatting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)

333 NO ONE NEEDS 10 UNDERAGE BOYS TA KILL A CARREEAH!

Posted by: Don Cuomo at August 20, 2018 02:17 PM (XDtZB)

334 Say, I missed the movie thread but I've been waiting to talk about Incredibles 2.
...

What happened to pulling together as family? Was that not the entire message of the first movie?
Posted by: moviegique at August

...

This is the worst crime of the movie. All the relational progress/connection/restoration that made the first movie such a gem got crapped on.

And not just in a reality check can't always live on the mountaintop kind of way. More like it never even happened.

I got to be on a conference call once with two Pixar writers where they explained in fair detail the story process that they go through in every instance; at the core the storylines were to be antagonist driven.

If I were willing to watch 2 again I guess I could try to tease out if they were still doing that or not, but from my memory of watching it the plot points seemed more self inflicted than plot driven, and all the characters were unlikeable. All. Of. Them.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 20, 2018 02:17 PM (hYMVv)

335 Yes, sleeping with someone who was like a mother to you couldn't possibly have any psychological or emotional ramifications. Doesn't matter, had sex! Because men are just fuckbots with no other capacity.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:18 PM (vf2RH)

336 >>Fuck all these predators and scoop out their reproductive organs and throw them in a cell. Day of the Melon-Baller can't come soon enough.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (Y2VBD)

The organs go in the water bath for stock. The cleaned predators go in the bain marie.

Mise en place.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

337 Still the power dynamic and if I knew I would be on the hook for child support, those fantasies with college girls and girls around 27-19 years old would evaporate fast.

So you didn't have a condom ring on YOU wallet?

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)

338 Stevie Wonder links Aretha Franklin's cancer to 'global warming'...
Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. I want to worship you but then then you go moonbatting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Stevie Wonder achieves 'peak stupid'. Might be time to put him on the Alzheimer's watch list.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 20, 2018 02:19 PM (LOgQ4)

339
I saw Hand of Weinstein open for The Faces at the Filmore West in '68.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 20, 2018 02:19 PM (z7pBf)

340 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:18 PM (vf2RH)

Appreciate you standing up for this POV, Broseidon, even if some of the other posters disagree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:19 PM (AllCR)

341 When you cross a cougar with a pederast...

Posted by: John Gotti's Driver at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (YkEgi)

342 We were very close, Mother and I.

Posted by: Norman Bates at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (QLvwG)

343 Whoever had 61 in the pool, go to the window and collect your winnings.

CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

344 Zod: Like the wise Injun before us, we must waste no part of the pervert. Who needs a new lamp?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (vf2RH)

345 Hollywood is sick and likely always has been. The rich elite play by an entirely different set of rules than the rest.

I mean, look at the images of Charlie Sheen and Corey Haim when Charlie allegedly raped him between set trailers. Haim looked like he was 6 years old.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (F4u7C)

346 329 Good luck fucking up a 17 year old man with a healthy application of pussy.
====================
...annnd BOOM goes the dynamite.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (ty7RM)

Child support for 18:21 years. Also there are planty of studies and honest psychologists and doctors will tell you a person who is in their older 30's looking 40's fucking a 17 year old ain't healthy.

Virtue and innocence has value for boys as well as girls. There are studies to prove this when it comes to pair bonding and succussful marriage that doesn't end in divorce and destroying nuclear families and future generations of kids.

Stop behaving like thirsty simps giving women more rights and authority without responsibility.accountability, and consequences. Thats the effing problem.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 02:21 PM (Y2VBD)

347 Mamma mia! Those crazy Italians.

Posted by: Fritz at August 20, 2018 02:21 PM (2Mnv1)

348 315 >>Stop pretending that it doesn't fuck up boys...


Good luck fucking up a 17 year old man with a healthy aplication of pussy.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (eZWLi
...

When she was twice his age and he'd been calling her "mom"?

Yeah, I'm going to say that messed him up.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 20, 2018 02:21 PM (hYMVv)

349 "CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend..."
Glad I left on Friday, after a 4am jog by the Lake.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

350 343 Whoever had 61 in the pool, go to the window and collect your winnings.

CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeesh. These guys need a hobby.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 02:21 PM (RD7QR)

351 I WANT TO TWEET ABOUT THIS BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT RETARD COSTUME TO WEAR!!!
Posted by: Alyssa Milano at August 20, 2018 02:12 PM (jDF8P)
---
We're doing strictly Handmaid's Tale all the time now.

Posted by: Lib Women Everywhere at August 20, 2018 02:22 PM (vDqXW)

352 Those young Mexican girls rather fancied me.
Errol Flynn

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:22 PM (LiyEm)

353 >>341 When you cross a cougar with a pederast...
Posted by: John Gotti's Driver at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (YkEgi)

Catamount.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

354 Because men are just fuckbots with no other capacity.


It's sounds bad when you say it that way.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:22 PM (yQpMk)

355 Chicagoans really do not like Chicagoans.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (NLLmE)

356 CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...
and 4 killed.
I was going to make a crack about "more range time."



Too soon?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (ty7RM)

357 Is $380k all it takes to make it go away?

Posted by: Pope Francis at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (VckGX)

358 CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)


The Purge is actually just a documentary about the average Chicago weekend.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (mk7Bj)

359 Yeesh. These guys need a hobby.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses


Probable reloading the way they shoot.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)

360 CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeesh. These guys need a hobby.




They need range time, that's for sure.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (yQpMk)

361 Fen: I just despise the binary viewpoint of men, that they're either millenial soyboys who would faint if they had to lift a weight or change a tire, or booze swilling sex machines with no emotions besides "touchdown" and "yay had sex."

I mean, how could men have complex inner lives. It's not like they created 90-some percent of the world's art, philosophy, science and literature.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (vf2RH)

362 Whoever had 61 in the pool, go to the window and collect your winnings.

CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)


If only Chicago could get some sensible gun control laws passed. That would stop all of this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 02:24 PM (SiINZ)

363 Is $380k all it takes to make it go away?
Posted by: Pope Francis at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (VckGX)


Nah.......Man/boy love is a LOT more expensive, as you'll soon see, you POS.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:24 PM (F4u7C)

364 Forget about those twin girls. It was the naked lady in the bathroom that I have nightmares about.

Posted by: Danny Torrance at August 20, 2018 02:24 PM (QLvwG)

365 Is $380k all it takes to make it go away?
Posted by: Pope Francis

You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay for her to go away.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)

366 Stop pretending that it doesn't fuck up boys...


Good luck fucking up a 17 year old man with a healthy aplication of pussy.
Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:13 PM (eZWLi
...

When she was twice his age and he'd been calling her "mom"?

Yeah, I'm going to say that messed him up.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 20, 2018 02:21 PM (hYMVv)

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Gotta agree with you here. Different story if it was some random encounter. That had to mess with his head big time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (I16G8)

367 Apparently we have posters who think those "My Hot Stepmom" pornsites are documentaries.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (vf2RH)

368 She might have been upset when some guy named Mohammed raped her cousin, Europe.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (aYpFd)

369 361 booze swilling sex machines with no emotions besides "touchdown" and "yay had sex." Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (vf2RH)

Kneel.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)

370 If only Chicago could get some sensible gun control laws passed. That would stop all of this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 20, 2018 02:24 PM (SiINZ)
---
{Steaming rant about Indiana}

Posted by: Chicago at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (vDqXW)

371 If Bourdain indeed killed himself "over" her, it's more likely that he did so because he'd gone to bat for her over Weinstein--and then found out about the rape and payment-- than because she cheated on him.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (y8Foj)

372 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:23 PM (vf2RH)

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (AllCR)

373 When I was 19, I dated a woman who was 38. It didn't last long once I found out her age, it was just a little too weird for me.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (VpIIl)

374 Uh...this is a creepy Instagram entry. It's the day before the sex:

[]"Waiting for my long lost son my love jimmymbennett in trepidation #marinadelrey smoking cigarettes like there was no next week"

https://twitter.com/AsiaArgento/status/ 332567885102870528

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (W+vEI)

375 -
--
CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM

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Yeesh. These guys need a hobby.


Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 02:21 PM

--------------------------

Midnight Basketball!!



Posted by: Al Gore at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (pMGkg)

376 >>Child support for 18:21 years.


Only the devout never pull out.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (P5inq)

377 Also there are planty of studies and honest psychologists and doctors will tell you a person who is in their older 30's looking 40's fucking a 17 year old ain't healthy.


What is it that messes them up mentally? Because it's not the sex.

Otherwise every 17 yr old guy would be messed up mentally from banging his 16 yr old gf.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:26 PM (DKgtk)

378 Yes, sleeping with someone who was like a mother to you couldn't possibly have any psychological or emotional ramifications. Doesn't matter, had sex! Because men are just fuckbots with no other capacity.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:18 PM (vf2RH)

Yep. Who was the teacher that went back to the boy after she got out of prison?

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2018 02:26 PM (If3tB)

379 A boy's best fuck is his mother.

Posted by: Norman Bates at August 20, 2018 02:26 PM (vf2RH)

380 Apparently we have posters who think those "My Hot Stepmom" pornsites are documentaries.


It says right at the beginning that any resemblance to other people, living or dead, is just coincidence.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:26 PM (yQpMk)

381 CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...
and 4 killed.
I was going to make a crack about "more range time."
----------------------------------------------------------

That's a shitty batting average.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:26 PM (y8Foj)

382 Look up her dad, Dario Argento, and his body of work.

I have no doubt what she did to that kid was just paying it forward.

Posted by: sunflower at August 20, 2018 02:26 PM (Exn6m)

383 Lyin' Brian Stelter had a rant in which he says PDT's tweets prove that he has lost his mind!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Projection just ain't a river in Egypt ...

Posted by: Adriane the Everybody's Working for the Weekend Critic ... at August 20, 2018 02:26 PM (AoK0a)

384 300 I'm waiting for a male #MeToo movement. I'm sure there are plenty of stories out there of men who have been coerced into sexual relationships with powerful women."

On the chance that this wasn't just satire, let me just say that no, there won't be many. A few, as always, but there's a disparity between men and women in what kind of sexual relationships they seek out, and what they find attractive. It drives the unisex movement frothing at the mouth crazy, but it's still the truth. There's a great imbalance between what normal, healthy members of each sex desire. Men's basic desires are for a relatively young sexually attractive partner. A potential partners status or position or anything else doesn't matter (at the primal level) nearly as much as her flat out visual attractiveness. That's how men are built.

Our society keeps pushing the idea that women are just like men, but they are not - this is NOT how a healthy normal women's desires play out. (now psychologically disturbed women, of course, may feel that they have to act like men) Women want more than anything else someone they can look up to, respect, someone with social status at least equal to or higher then their own, and then after all those things someone who isn't too repulsive looking. This is the great unfairness of finding sexual partners, as the sexes age - for men the pool of potential partners is always large, and may continually expand as his wealth and social status grows; but for women, the pool of potentially acceptable partners will always shrink as her status and wealth grows, until it reaches a virtual zero point.

Also, it's a cold fact to admit, but a lot of (lowlife) men would be glad to have one time sex with a woman even if they knew that she despised them. For the vast majority of women, such a thing would be unthinkable.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 02:27 PM (k1TUh)

385 serious introspection leads me to recall that if a 16-17 year old gets some tail from an older lady or whatever, the power dynamic is clearly out of whack because, while the kid is happy and stuff, he's potentially a mind numbed robot, similar to the monomaniacal kid in AI.

For example, see the fictional kid in To Die For who the chick convinced to murder her husband.

The ability to manipulate the young male brain is important to realize. But also, the sense of loss if the older woman stops using his services. There could be suicide.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 02:27 PM (GoLZO)

386 >>371 If Bourdain indeed killed himself "over" her, Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (y8Foj)

Friends, Morons, countrymen--we come not to braise Bourdain, but to curry him.

Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)

387 Golfman: There have been a few but I think I know the one you're remembering.

Posted by: Norman Bates at August 20, 2018 02:27 PM (vf2RH)

388 Apparently we have posters who think those "My Hot Stepmom" pornsites are documentaries.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM


People actually watch that stuff?

Posted by: Brandi Love at August 20, 2018 02:27 PM (LOgQ4)

389 This is some fcuked up, repugnant shit!

Posted by: Stacy's Mom at August 20, 2018 02:28 PM (p+Wdc)

390 oh, and older ladies (and gay men) who molest young boys are probably introducing them to drugs and alcohol as well.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 02:28 PM (GoLZO)

391 Friends, Morons, countrymen--we come not to braise Bourdain, but to curry him.
Posted by: Zod at August 20, 2018 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)



You been here 4 hour!

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 02:28 PM (NLLmE)

392 If Bourdain indeed killed himself "over" her, it's more likely that he did so because he'd gone to bat for her over Weinstein--and then found out about the rape and payment-- than because she cheated on him.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (y8Foj)

Betting all of the former. None of the latter.

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2018 02:28 PM (If3tB)

393
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:18 PM (vf2RH)



Appreciate you standing up for this POV, Broseidon, even if some of the other posters disagree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:19 PM (AllCR)


THIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

394 Asia, when all my dime dancing is through, I'll run to you....
(jazz break and sax solo)

Posted by: Steely Dan at August 20, 2018 02:28 PM (y8Foj)

395 >>When she was twice his age and he'd been calling her "mom"?

>>Yeah, I'm going to say that messed him up.


See, to me this indicates he was already fucked up.

Woman wants to play that game?

Fine, you either go along to get access to pussy or you go along because you are fucked up in the head.

I only wish a 35+ year old Carol Alt tried that shit with a 16 year old me when she ordered a Pizza.

'Call you Mom? You Bet!'

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:29 PM (P5inq)

396 Suicide is rarely explicable.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:29 PM (yQpMk)

397 Adolescent males can be damaged from 'too soon' sex, especially from a known, trusted older female. Sexual predators of both sexes should face equally harsh punishment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 02:29 PM (QLvwG)

398 If Bourdain indeed killed himself "over" her, it's
more likely that he did so because he'd gone to bat for her over
Weinstein--and then found out about the rape and payment-- than because
she cheated on him.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (y8Foj)



Betting all of the former. None of the latter.

Posted by: golfman at August 20, 2018 02:28 PM (If3tB)



Again, THIS. I remember how furious Bourdain was when he learned about Weinstein's assault on his girlfriend. Then it turns out she was no better than Weinstein.


The person I REALLY feel sorry for is Bourdain's 11 y.o. daughter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

399 350
CHICAGOLAND: 61 people shot over weekend...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

Yeesh. These guys need a hobby.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 20, 2018 02:21 PM (RD7QR)


I think that is their hobby.

Posted by: rickl at August 20, 2018 02:30 PM (xjiRE)

400 When I was 19, I dated a woman who was 38. It didn't last long once I found out her age, it was just a little too weird for me.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:25 PM (VpIIl)


I was 19, she was 39...and I had done her step-daughter previously in a one night stand. Thought I was king of the world.

But I was a shunned geek most of my life to that point, so maybe that was just me proving them wrong.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:30 PM (F4u7C)

401 It's OK because it's not Trump paying hush money.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:30 PM (JUOKG)

402 Yeah, even if you think there's no emotional issues with fucking a woman who was a mother figure to you, congrats, you just peaked at 17. Enjoy a life of chasing drugs and bizarre, taboo sex trying to recapture that high.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:31 PM (vf2RH)

403 also, the older woman doesn't always look like a hot, milfy former actress. By robbing the cradle, the older ugly woman can get away with doing the sex with someone who is ... desperate.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 20, 2018 02:31 PM (GoLZO)

404 >>You been here 4 hour!


*Holds Thread Down*



**Forces it to Swallow Another Blue Pill**

Posted by: Asia Argento at August 20, 2018 02:31 PM (P5inq)

405 Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 02:29 PM (QLvwG)

Yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:31 PM (AllCR)

406 oh, and older ladies (and gay men) who molest young boys are probably introducing them to drugs and alcohol as well.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast

At 17 I think he had already indulged in the evils of alcohol and/or weed. But YMMV

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)

407 Stevie Wonder links Aretha Franklin's cancer to 'global warming'...

-
Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. I want to worship you but then then you go moonbatting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)


Stevie, have you seen proof ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 20, 2018 02:31 PM (M+Lyo)

408 I was willing to let her off the first three times, because the game hadn't started yet. But that fourth time cut into game time!

Posted by: 17-Year-Old Me at August 20, 2018 02:31 PM (TQyCa)

409 Adolescent males can be damaged from 'too soon' sex, especially from a known, trusted older female. Sexual predators of both sexes should face equally harsh punishment.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 20, 2018 02:29 PM (QLvwG)

------------

This. His sexual view of the World is skewed big time, for life.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 02:32 PM (I16G8)

410 >>I'm waiting for a male #MeToo movement. I'm sure there are plenty of stories out there of men who have been coerced into sexual relationships with powerful women."



Sadly, Jane, I think the majority of male #MeToo victims were also abused by powerful men.


Regardless, the Left seems invested in the idea that this is a *female* problem and have no interest in young men who were molested, by women or men. Last I heard director, Bryan Singer had fled the country.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 20, 2018 02:32 PM (W+vEI)

411 If only Chicago could get some sensible gun control laws passed. That would stop all of this.

I love when they argue "but, the guns came across the border from a different state." and two seconds later laugh at you when you point out Mexican cartels can smuggle guns just as well as drugs.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 20, 2018 02:32 PM (9qZ3S)

412 Dear Penthouse:

Posted by: Jimmy '@itsmenow' Bennett at August 20, 2018 02:33 PM (YkEgi)

413 >>His sexual view of the World is skewed big time, for life.


Dude. Have do you even Internet?

Let me tell you a secret, everyone's sexual view of the World is skewed.

Posted by: Two Tranny Midgets, One Cup at August 20, 2018 02:33 PM (P5inq)

414 Adolescent males can be damaged from 'too soon' sex, especially from a known, trusted older female. Sexual predators of both sexes should face equally harsh punishment.
Posted by: Count de Monet


Paging Mr. Grey. Please pick up the pink courtesy phone. Paging Mr. Christian Grey to the pink courtesy phone.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:33 PM (DKgtk)

415 I was 19, she was 39...and I had done her step-daughter previously in a one night stand. Thought I was king of the world.

But I was a shunned geek most of my life to that point, so maybe that was just me proving them wrong.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:30 PM (F4u7C)

Yes, that's an
achievement and an ego boost.
I could have used that when I was that age....

Did it help you shag more girls? Or did it fuck you up?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:34 PM (y8Foj)

416 371 If Bourdain indeed killed himself "over" her, it's more likely that he did so because he'd gone to bat for her over Weinstein--and then found out about the rape and payment-- than because she cheated on him.

It wasn't just that she cheated on him - they had both told all of the press in Europe how "open" their relationship was. But he was working at a country village in France, had to spend the week their for some production he was working on. They had rented a little country french residence/hotel suite that he planned for them to spend the week together in. She came and spent one night, then made some excuse to go back to Italy, said she'd be right back. While she was in Rome (and during the time she had promised to spend with Anthony) she posted photos on instragram of her running around Rome with this hot 26 year old Italian Paolo type, and gushing about how much fun they were having.

She put these photos on the net (instagram) and sitting alone in his hotel room back in France, Bourdain saw them and realized that he was just the sad old man with money who was footing all the bills while his hot "girlfriend" was boinking every gigolo in Rome on his dime. And he must have concluded that this was how things were going to be for him for the rest of his life, and that's when he decided to check out for good.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 02:34 PM (k1TUh)

417 also, the older woman doesn't always look like a hot, milfy former actress. By robbing the cradle, the older ugly woman can get away with doing the sex with someone who is ... desperate.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast

Please, at 17 I would be jumping up and down waving my hands shouting ME! ME! ME!

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:34 PM (Bdeb0)

418 Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. I want to worship you but then then you go moonbatting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)


I don't worship the fake blind guy......especially since I have family that really has eye diseases and blindness. Screw that guy.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:34 PM (F4u7C)

419 Garrett, they met when he was 8. I'm sure he was severely traumatized by experiences with Play Doh and Nintendo 64. Couldn't possibly be that SHE groomed him and fucked him up.

Because 8 year olds should already be independent alpha males who won't let some broad manipulate them.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:34 PM (vf2RH)

420 Bourdain and the bitch were involved in some seriously sick, satanic sexual sh*t. Maybe she'll stretch a rope now too:
https://tinyurl.com/y7ox48hn

Posted by: Lawrence Larson at August 20, 2018 02:35 PM (Uu7xZ)

421 Broseidon, you aren't alone in this. The debate breaks out pretty much the same way as when a schoolteacher bones her male middle-school or high-school student. I hold the same position as you do on the matter of female-on-male statutory rape.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

422 Again, THIS. I remember how furious Bourdain was when he learned about Weinstein's assault on his girlfriend. Then it turns out she was no better than Weinstein.


The person I REALLY feel sorry for is Bourdain's 11 y.o. daughter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 20, 2018 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

If this was a movie, Bourdain's daughter would grow up to marry Jimmy Bennet....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:36 PM (y8Foj)

423 Did it help you shag more girls? Or did it fuck you up?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:34 PM (y8Foj)


Didn't fuck me up. Taught me things I'd use later in life. I don't know that it got me more girls, but gave me more confidence around them and showed me "what do to" when "that" time came.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:37 PM (F4u7C)

424 What have we learned again today, class?

Taking morality lessons from Hollywood is futile, stupid, and futile.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 20, 2018 02:37 PM (Boy/L)

425 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 01:56 PM (AllCR)
I'm glad you qualified that with the word 'other'. This ain't exclusive to the RCC.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 02:37 PM (kiSdp)

426 At 17 in Hollywood I'm sure he had already done black tar heroin through his eyes. These are not unrelated problems.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:37 PM (vf2RH)

427 If it's okay, why did she pay the kid? Also, stop forgiving women for what men get crucified for.

Posted by: Wendy at August 20, 2018 02:02 PM (bpemY)

The payment is to avoid legal troubles in Cali. I don't remember anyone saying that Cali was a land of righteous law.

Look, the details of their relationship make this a lot more messed up- and are part of the reason there are statutory rape laws in the first place. I wouldn't be friends with a woman who did that to my kid. Still, the idea of the legal system being used against enemies of the state should be nothing new to anyone here.

The Weinsteins and the Clintons use prosecutors and hitmen with the same intensity, and for the same reasons.

Posted by: trev006 at August 20, 2018 02:37 PM (3Tn95)

428 Taking morality lessons from Hollywood is futile, stupid, and futile.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 20, 2018 02:37 PM (Boy/L)



Sometimes futile acts are needed.

Posted by: eleven at August 20, 2018 02:38 PM (NLLmE)

429 >>Garrett, they met when he was 8.



I can think of dozens of women in my life between (my) age 8 and 12 that I would have loved to fuck before I was 15-17. Not thinking back on it...at the time.

I maintain a healthy application of pussy at the age of 15-17 would have done wonders for a young me.

Would have let me concentrate on anything else.



Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:39 PM (P5inq)

430

EM TELEDILDONICS FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 20, 2018 02:39 PM (7AQC5)

431 Why is fucking up a boy's virtue, innocence, and life ok for many conservatives if a woman does it? It devalues the lives of children. Stop pretending that it doesn't fuck up boys and would not because you project your own adult fantasies onto children. Plus, the ones who seem to do it either don't have kids nor have sons.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope

Those aren't adult fantasies being projected onto this story.

Those are very clear memories of ourselves at 17.

Unless you have actually been a 17 year old boy, there is no way you can understand.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 20, 2018 02:39 PM (Kge8X)

432
Didn't fuck me up. Taught me things I'd use later in life. I don't know that it got me more girls, but gave me more confidence around them and showed me "what do to" when "that" time came.
Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:37 PM (F4u7C)

My problem wasn't not knowing what to do when "that" time came, it was getting to "that" time in the first place.
I could never close the deal...

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:39 PM (y8Foj)

433 Chelsea Clinton says she has not ruled out running for office

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Dogcatcher?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM (+y/Ru)

434 Fen: I just despise the binary viewpoint of men, that they're either millenial soyboys who would faint if they had to lift a weight or change a tire, or booze swilling sex machines with no emotions besides "touchdown" and "yay had sex."

I also.

The problem a lot of the Horde has is that they can't distinguish between blog meme/joke/shorthand and actual, thoughtful analysis that aims to get as close to the truth as possible.

Also, I think that a lot of the horde are more messed up than they are willing to acknowledge to themselves.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM (bZ7mE)

435 Someone do a case study on kids who hit the jackpot by doinking a hot teacher or other authority figure.

Let's see how many became CEOs and how many were found dead hanging from a belt in a room with a bunch of tranny hookers.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM (vf2RH)

436 The age old rule still applies here...


Never stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: H Badger at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (n/0Nw)

437 Chelsea Clinton says she has not ruled out running for office



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Dogcatcher?



Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM

---

It's OK we just need to run a baked potato against her, no problem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (JUOKG)

438 Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 02:37 PM (kiSdp)

No; I don't think it is, but as I noted before given the number of Priests and the time they are likely alone with altar boys I think it is less of a problem in non RC churches simply because of the numbers involved as opposed to other churches,. Other churches do have a problem, but the problem seem to have been overlooked in schools when kids spend more time in schools than they do in churches. And it's always wrong whoever does it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (AllCR)

439 >>Chelsea Clinton says she has not ruled out running for office




Chelsea, baby, call me!
I have some indispensable tips for getting started.

Posted by: Caroline Kennedy at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (W+vEI)

440 433 Chelsea Clinton says she has not ruled out running for office

-
Dogcatcher?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM (+y/Ru)


Not yet. She's still running loose.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (A5R3R)

441 Also, I think that a lot of the horde are more messed up than they are willing to acknowledge to themselves.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM (bZ7mE)

Hell, I'm totally fucked up. I have no pretense about it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (NWiLs)

442 Those aren't adult fantasies being projected onto this story.

Those are very clear memories of ourselves at 17.

Unless you have actually been a 17 year old boy, there is no way you can understand.
Posted by: Sharkman

At 17 a boy thinks of 3 things, sports, food and tapping tail. And not necessarily in that order.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (Bdeb0)

443 My problem wasn't not knowing what to do when "that" time came, it was getting to "that" time in the first place.
I could never close the deal...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:39 PM (y8Foj)


Not that I had a ton of opportunities after that, mind you. I just felt confident in what I was doing should it got that far. Usually led to more than one time per woman instead of the one and done.

Posted by: Sponge at August 20, 2018 02:42 PM (F4u7C)

444 Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. I want to worship you but then then you go moonbatting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:16 PM (+y/Ru)

I don't worship the fake blind guy......especially since I have family that really has eye diseases and blindness. Screw that guy.

-
Fake blind guy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:42 PM (+y/Ru)

445 That Jimmy Bennett is the luckiest fucker in the world.

Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (3HNOQ)

446 Sharkman: I was 17 once. I probably had a 365 day erection. Doesn't mean I wanted to be manipulated by someone I trusted.

I wanted to fuck certain older women *on my terms*. That's why it's a fantasy. Because real life doesn't work that way.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (vf2RH)

447 His sexual view of the World is skewed big time, for life.
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I would think growing up in Hollywood would do that too.

Posted by: Chicago at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (vDqXW)

448 My problem wasn't not knowing what to do when "that" time came, it was getting to "that" time in the first place.
I could never close the deal...
Posted by: JoeF.

You and me both.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

449 Stevie Wonder is faking the blindness?That bastard!

Posted by: steevy at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (LiyEm)

450 Someone do a case study on kids who hit the jackpot by doinking a hot teacher or other authority figure.

Let's see how many became CEOs and how many were found dead hanging from a belt in a room with a bunch of tranny hookers.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM (vf2RH)

I'm sure most would have ended up in the middle of those two extremes. I'm talking 17 year old boys.
I know several older (than me) guys who claimed to have had affairs with much older women when they were 16-17 and they all went on to lead normal lives.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (y8Foj)

451 Also, I think that a lot of the horde are more messed up than they are willing to acknowledge to themselves.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM (bZ7mE)



Hell, I'm totally fucked up. I have no pretense about it.


Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM

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Concur, I have demons running around my brain that are best not let out caused by the beatings that I got from my Dad starting at age 5 until I got big enough to fight back.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:44 PM (JUOKG)

452 Stevie, Stevie, Stevie. I want to worship you but then then you go moonbatting!

Side note: Late last week I saw a black Tesla with plates that said "S WONDER" on the road. I figured the autopilot function had to be on.

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 02:44 PM (A5R3R)

453 Please let Chelsea run for office!

It'll be more comical than that Caroline Kennedy disaster.

Chelsea is nothing more than a mush-mouthed trust fund baby.

Ten minutes into a campaign debate she will come to stark realization that she has been faking success her whole life.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 20, 2018 02:44 PM (vbJig)

454 Why is fucking up a boy's virtue, innocence, and life ok for many conservatives if a woman does it? It devalues the lives of children.

If she's hot ... because she's hot and because, for most boys, their innocence is an anchor they wish to be rid of.

I hate to break it to you but boys and girls are actually ... different, and have vastly different roles in society and in ... sex. That people keep trying to deny this is half-funny and half-pathetic.

We're not talking about a 10 year old, here. We're talking about a friggin 17 year old and, if she kept her looks at all, a very hot older lady.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (OYwKq)

455 I think that a lot of the horde are more messed up than they are willing to acknowledge


Sure, but they may come a day when you need people like us.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

456 Wrg500: Yup, I loved to eat at 17. Doesn't mean I wanted to be tricked by a teacher, tied up and force fed buffalo wings until I exploded like Mr. Creosote.

Also, return to your lawn and realize that for modern 17 year olds there's a 4th item - video games.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (vf2RH)

457 Also, I think that a lot of the horde are more messed up than they are willing to acknowledge to themselves.

Posted by: Grey Fox

Everybody have their demons. Everybody.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (Bdeb0)

458 Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (y8Foj)

Had the women been playing their mother in a movie and sending them tweets about them being their mother long after the movie was over?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (AllCR)

459 Concur, I have demons running around my brain that are best not let out caused by the beatings that I got from my Dad starting at age 5 until I got big enough to fight back.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:44 PM (JUOKG)

Mother for me, mostly. It was like a one-woman campaign to break me mentally, emotionally and often physically.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (NWiLs)

460 His sexual view of the World is skewed big time, for life.
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I would think growing up in Hollywood would do that too.
Posted by: Chicago at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (vDqXW)

-----------

Probably true. Sex is currency in Hollywierd, much more than other places.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (I16G8)

461 I'm guessing she got Bourdain to foot the bill for the lawyer and payoff and then went to Italy with Paolo and he felt like the world's biggest cuck and said "I'm out".

what would be cool is if he's the one who dipped her in the grease...from the grave.

Posted by: x at August 20, 2018 02:46 PM (nFwvY)

462 My problem wasn't not knowing what to do when "that" time came, it was getting to "that" time in the first place.
I could never close the deal...
Posted by: JoeF.

You and me both.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)

I used to think that it was because I wanted it SO much--and that they could sense it. Most of the guys I knew who got laid all the time didn't seem like they cared or were trying to get laid. They just did. So they didn't obsess over it and could concentrate--with confidence-- on other things.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:46 PM (y8Foj)

463 Between this and the RCC thing, I'm starting to think we decided to just get Rapey Tuesday out of the way early this week...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 02:46 PM (AM1GF)

464 457: you type faster.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 20, 2018 02:46 PM (osT35)

465 Doesn't mean I wanted to be tricked by a teacher, tied up and force fed buffalo wings until I exploded like Mr. Creosote.

Depends on the side course or dessert.

Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (Bdeb0)

466 Just because a 17 y.o. wants something doesn't mean that it good for them, or for society that they get it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (bZ7mE)

467 JoeF: I'd like to see actual numbers. I'd almost guarantee higher rates of suicide and drug abuse.

And for cases like this, where there was a weird mother-son relationship? Forget about it. You're not gonna get a Nobel Prize winner. You're gonna get a guy doing bumps of coke off of a rooster that just lost a cock fight.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (vf2RH)

468
Had the women been playing their mother in a movie and sending them tweets about them being their mother long after the movie was over?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (AllCR)

You're right. I'm just thinking like a guy.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 20, 2018 02:47 PM (y8Foj)

469 nood dogcatcher

Posted by: Roy at August 20, 2018 02:48 PM (A5R3R)

470 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (AllCR)
lf Huffpoop is a reliable source, their data shows molestation is more prevalent in the Protestant churches. If true, that pops the balloon about unmarried priests.

Posted by: clutch at August 20, 2018 02:48 PM (kiSdp)

471 377 Also there are planty of studies and honest psychologists and doctors will tell you a person who is in their older 30's looking 40's fucking a 17 year old ain't healthy.


What is it that messes them up mentally? Because it's not the sex.

Otherwise every 17 yr old guy would be messed up mentally from banging his 16 yr old gf.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:26 PM (DKgtk)

With both men and women, multiple studies show that the more sexual partners you have the more difficult it is to pair bond and maintain a healthy marriage with kids. It literally goes drops after 1 or more partner and both sexes are fucked after 5. After 1 through 5 or more the chances of success of pair bonding and future divorce drop to less than 50 percent. There is scientific backing to why both men and women whould be virgins when married, it's not some dumb tradition. The tradition was a tradition for 1000's of years because it worked.

The sexual revolution is objectively ane scientifically unhealthy and destructive for men, women, kids, and the nuclear family. Older women preying on young men and boys is a new cultural phenomenon pushed by the sexual revolution because a woman's sexual market value peaks at 25 and man's peaks at 38. Women who were not married were outcasts and shunned by society just like men who acted out in taboo ways and were discovered.

The old ways had ways of sorting this shit out and dealing with it to keep society healthy and now our mass media and academic and corporate Marxist culture enables and encourages the destructive forces against Western Civilization.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 02:48 PM (Y2VBD)

472 Depends on the side course or dessert.



It's wafer thin.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:48 PM (yQpMk)

473 Nood.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 20, 2018 02:48 PM (jxbfJ)

474 Those are very clear memories of ourselves at 17.

Unless you have actually been a 17 year old boy, there is no way you can understand."

I remember something Bill Cosby said (before all mention of him was FORBIDDEN because BADTHINK) and he was talking about trying to give his two teenage sons advice about people, and dating, and stuff, and he said he looked at both of them and realized he wasn't looking at human eyes, he was looking at goat's eyes, and his words were having the exact same effect as if he were standing there giving his careful advice to a pair of billygoats.

From what I remember of me at 17, I would never use words like "virtue" or "innocence" - I would use words like "idiot" and "dumb as a rock" and "completely clueless about the consequences of anything I was doing."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (k1TUh)

475 Chelsea Clinton says she has not ruled out running for office
-

Dogcatcher?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:40 PM

---

It's OK we just need to run a baked potato against her, no problem.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:41 PM (JUOKG)

You think we could draft amy schumer?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (8D42x)

476 I think that a lot of the horde are more messed up than they are willing to acknowledge

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I checked my dipstick and it came out "Pretty messed up. See psychiatrist immediately!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)

477 Did she say "spank me and call me mommy"?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (VpIIl)

478
Concur, I have demons running around my brain that are best not let out
caused by the beatings that I got from my Dad starting at age 5 until I
got big enough to fight back.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:44 PM (JUOKG)



Mother for me, mostly. It was like a one-woman campaign to break me mentally, emotionally and often physically.


Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM

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My mother was part and parcel involved in it. When I called her on the abuse 20 years ago she said....oh he didn't beat you that bad, he only put you in the hospital once.


She was completely OK with the abuse.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (JUOKG)

479 Hard to get divorced at 40 when you live to be only 34.

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (P5inq)

480 Just because a 17 y.o. wants something doesn't mean that it good for them, or for society that they get it.
Posted by: Grey Fox


What's the difference between a 17 yr, 3week old and an 18 yr 1 week old besides an arbitrary number and two weeks?

In the eyes of the law, everything.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (DKgtk)

481 When I was seventeen it was a very good year.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)

482 My mother was part and parcel involved in it. When I called her on the abuse 20 years ago she said....oh he didn't beat you that bad, he only put you in the hospital once.


She was completely OK with the abuse.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 20, 2018 02:49 PM (JUOKG)

Damn man. I am so sorry.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (NWiLs)

483 I'd agree, captain of the football team at 17 hooks up with hot teacher a few times? Won't damage him.

But that's the porn fantasy scenario. In real life it's almost never that smooth. In real life you get grooming, blackmail, emotional abuse, kids becoming depressed or suicidal when the relationship ends (teacher was using him and drops him, or teacher goes to jail).

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (vf2RH)

484 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:45 PM (vf2RH)

You're fighting a losing battle here, Broseidon, but thank you for being one of the few gays who's fighting it. A boy couldn't possibly have conflicted feelings about someone who had been his mother figure to him and then came onto him.?!! I mean all 17 year old boys want to have sex with older women all the time..as long as they're not their mother. Doesn't matter about their relationship in the past. I think I'll just go and see if one of my son's female teachers in their 30's from high school can have sex with him, It's all good right as long as it's not a guy with a guy?!!

This thread is grim. Catch you all later

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (AllCR)

485 these people are so incredibly effing degenerate this stuff is normal to them

Posted by: jihadi at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (blf2l)

486 You're fighting a losing battle here, Broseidon, but thank you for being one of the few gays who's fighting it.


I'm pretty sure Broseidon is straight.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

487 Chelsea Clinton says she has not ruled out running for office
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She CAN'T rule it out. It is the basis of the entire income of her family. No prospect of office = no $$$$ for favors.

Posted by: Mega at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (nTagT)

488 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:51 PM (vf2RH)

Oh, you means that the fantasy issn't reality all the time. I'm gobsmacked; Godsmacked, I'll tell you!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:53 PM (AllCR)

489 Damnit Fen, you buzzioned me!

Oh well, can't fight it...anyone that can help me move to San Francisco? And this terrible wardrobe of mine has just GOT to go!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (vf2RH)

490 She and Bourdain were reported to have an "open" relationship, meaning that either was free to f*ck anybody they chose. I doubt Bourdain's suicide had anything to do with her, since he had talked about killing himself many times before he met her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (fqUgw)

491 My first older woman was 27, I was 17. Met her while camping out at local party lake. My mom when she found out threatened to call the authorities. Dad calmed her down. One of the best summers of my life.

Posted by: JROD at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (iFP6G)

492 So now instead of killing people, Fen's typos are just turning folks gay?

I guess that's progress, of a sort.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Rogue 2 / Shitposter 7 at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (AM1GF)

493 489 Damnit Fen, you buzzioned me!

Oh well, can't fight it...anyone that can help me move to San Francisco? And this terrible wardrobe of mine has just GOT to go!
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:54 PM (vf2RH)

At least she only turned you homosexual instead of killing you outright. Consider yourself lucky.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:55 PM (NWiLs)

494 486 You're fighting a losing battle here, Broseidon, but thank you for being one of the few gays who's fighting it.

I'm pretty sure Broseidon is straight."

LOL! Threadwinner at the very end!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 02:55 PM (k1TUh)

495 Insomniac: True. Wait, how did these tickets to Rent get into my wallet??

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 20, 2018 02:56 PM (vf2RH)

496 Posted by: Insomniac at August 20, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

Pfft. ;^) Broseidon knew that I mean "guy" not "gay"
The old Typo Queen does it again. Sorry, Bro.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 20, 2018 02:56 PM (AllCR)

497 So much virtue.

Posted by: nip at August 20, 2018 02:56 PM (DfGpI)

498 Everybody have their demons. Everybody.

Including me.

What I meant is that a lot of guys don't seem to realize just how thoroughly their understanding of human -specifically young male - sexuality has been skewed by the Sexual Revolution. Yeah, as a teenager I thought about sex all the time. I was still pretty shocked and embarrassed when a girl a couple years older than I came on to me (she was trying to sell magazines and I had expressed disinterest), and kind of embarrassed to be around girls who showed more skin than I was used to when I first arrived at college. Teenage hormones didn't mean that I had no sense of propriety or couldn't control myself.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (bZ7mE)

499 I had no idea.

I'm never going into the Brocean again!

Posted by: garrett at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (P5inq)

500 Hollywood is a land of make believe humans.

Decency and morality are in extraordinarily short supply.


Look at that stupid meatball Dave Bautista, really a nobody in the grand scheme of things, going to the mattresses for the James Gunn the sicko and pedophile.


Hollywood could break of and sink into the pacific for all I care.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 20, 2018 02:57 PM (kT3/m)

501 Teenage hormones didn't mean that I had no sense of propriety or couldn't control myself."

You're a better man than I was, Gunga Din.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 20, 2018 02:59 PM (k1TUh)

502 Suicide is rarely explicable.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 02:29 PM (yQpMk)

Didn't Bourdain make some disparaging comments about Cankles not long before he "committed suicide"? I also find "hanging" oneself from a doorknob to be highly suspicious.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 20, 2018 02:59 PM (9BLnV)

503 Bullshit. At 17, you are not picking out a older post wall 37 year old woman over a 16-25 year old futile young woman. There is nothing of value a 37 year old woman can offer a 17 or younger year old boy and there is nothing of value a 17 year old boy can offer a 37.year old woman. Unless you value taboo degenerate toxic shit. Thats not how biology works no matter how much brainwashing the sexual revulotion tells you so.

Women are attracted you older men for resources and protection and peak at 25 and yes men did in the past considered being not a whoremonger a virtue as did aociety and biology. Men are actracted to young women who are fertile and innocent for kids and a loyal healthy wife who would bare healthy children to raise. Both sexes used to know all the values and parents instilled them in their kids before the sexual revolution.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 20, 2018 03:01 PM (Y2VBD)

504 Everybody have their demons. Everybody.

And 'everybody' is a much bigger number than 'had sex at 17 with a fairly hot actress'.

Posted by: t-bird at August 20, 2018 03:05 PM (elfAG)

505 I'm never going into the Brocean again!


Shrinkage.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 20, 2018 03:08 PM (yQpMk)

506
Also, I think that a lot of the horde are more messed up than they are willing to acknowledge to themselves.

Posted by: Grey Fox
___________________

THIS IS ABOUT ME,, AIN'T IT?!?!!?!?!1?

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 20, 2018 03:11 PM (7AQC5)

507 99: "Have you seen the synopsis of their movie? Holy shit."

I read Ebert's review -- the movie apparently depicts Bennett's character getting relentlessly abused all the way through, physically and psychologically, to the point where Ebert wrote that he hoped the child actor wasn't too traumatized by the filming experience.

Argento is a big flashing neon warning sign that reads "damaged woman." The tattoos, the chainsmoking, the sluttiness, the public histrionics -- don't know whether she experienced some trauma when she was young or whether she is just a stereotypical "crazy chick" with the stereotypical cluster B personality disorders.

Bourdain could have done a lot better than her; but his own issues, whatever they were, probably kept him from seeing that.

Posted by: Alex at August 20, 2018 03:22 PM (vshng)

508 506
Also, I think that a lot of the horde are more messed up than they are willing to acknowledge to themselves.

Posted by: Grey Fox

That's what I would call a tell.

Perhaps time for a little introspection, GF?

Posted by: West at August 20, 2018 03:29 PM (7Fa8Y)

509 You gotta be a guilt ridden sick f to think that sex was a crime

Posted by: Comrade at August 20, 2018 03:31 PM (yWXyK)

510 BTW. Weinstein supposedly raped THAT? WTF, if I was defending him I'd just show pictures of (name your starlet here), and then a pic of Argento, and then rest my case.


Posted by: West at August 20, 2018 03:32 PM (7Fa8Y)

511 BTW. Weinstein supposedly raped THAT? WTF, if I was defending him I'd just show pictures of (name your starlet here), and then a pic of Argento, and then rest my case.

1. Her father makes movies in Italy, and her mother was an actress, so she's kind of like what passes for royalty among the scumbag set

2. She was hot as fuck in B. Monkey, cast as the ideal example of what no guy should ever stick his dick into

Posted by: sunflower at August 20, 2018 03:36 PM (Exn6m)

512 Ace this story seems to be pretty well covered by the media
Coins you give us an example of some media that you think embargoed this story?
Thanks

Posted by: Comrade at August 20, 2018 03:39 PM (yWXyK)

513 Market value for vagina is what, a couple hundred bucks? And only that high because its widely illegal(prostitutes were super cheap historically). Idk whether the male prostitutes are cheaper or more pricey but this seems a poor avenue to argue that male statutory rapists should be thrown in jail while female ones get off scott free.

Posted by: Someguy at August 20, 2018 04:36 PM (v/VUF)

514 This is to kill the messenger of the me too movement and end it by drawing a moral equivalence. As if Argento's power is anywhere near Weinstein's and the number of victims 1 Argento and many, perhaps hundreds, by Weinstein over his career.

Posted by: Locke Common at August 20, 2018 05:04 PM (ABxG1)

515 Did she look at him in that film and think "I bet one day this kid will be one helluva of f*ck?"

Posted by: STL Hawkeye at August 20, 2018 05:45 PM (wvG1L)

516 56, 382 I'm a fan of Dario Argento's work (not so much Asia's), but my impression was more that he was an "absentee crappy father" rather than a pedophile/pervert. The Italian film industry is a much smaller circle--and a lot less powerful--than Hollywood, so any legitimately disgusting dirt tends to come out pretty quick. (Note that Asia's antics were in the USA in this instance).

I know, I know, "I don't think he's a rapist" passes for defending Hollywood Scumbags on this board...

Posted by: GOPPartyReptile at August 20, 2018 05:46 PM (ODMtx)

517 Pfft.

At seventeen y/o, you know he was bragging about it to his friends.

Now, he's found a way to cash in on getting laid at seventeen.

California: Where everyone is working an angle or a scam.

Posted by: The Hot Gates at August 20, 2018 06:47 PM (S+qPP)

518 While this whole story is sad and screwed up on many levels, I do appreciate the tactical use of a nearly decade-old photo of the male. If a photo of hoodie-child Trayvon Martin is good enough to represent the actual 17-yo assailant who got himself shot, then a photo of the child Bennett is a good enough stand-in for the 17-yo Bennett.

Posted by: Mike_C at August 20, 2018 11:27 PM (nUHxH)

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