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Late Summer Saturday Open Thread August 25 [KT]

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Heather MacDonald, Enemy of the Left

It's been a while since I have heard about Heather MacDonald getting shouted down on a college campus. But that doesn't mean she's gone away. David Thompson picked up on a couple of pieces by MacDonald recently. This is a quote from the first:

What do you do if you are the New York Times and 20 people show up to the white-supremacist rally that you had been breathlessly billing as further proof of the normalization of hatred in the Donald Trump era? Expand the definition of "white supremacist" to cover a large portion of the American electorate and its representatives.

The New York Times is not alone.

Our own J.J. Sefton linked the second piece by MacDonald in one of his wonderful Morning Reports this week (we're gonna miss him next week), but I thought it deserved a little special attention:

For academic feminists, male and female biology is either interchangeable or immutable, depending on what complaint they need to lodge.

I wonder if all true feminists have switched over to the "front hole" terminology already? Health Line has added it to their safe sex guide. But they are not re-naming the vagina. ""Front hole," as another term for vagina, is also used by the National Institutes of Health, Human Rights Campaign, BMC Pregnancy and Childbirth journal, and Fenway Health in collaboration with Harvard Medical School, the National LGBT Health Education Center, and the Massachusetts League of Community Health Centers."

That was quick.

Back to the MacDonald piece:

A foundational tenet of academic feminism holds that alleged differences between males and females are socially constructed. This credo usually maximizes the opportunities for charging sexism, yet it will be discarded in an instant if acknowledging the innate biological and psychological differences between men and women yields an additional trove of feminist complaint. The current issue of the Yale Alumni Magazine shows how the game is played.

For years, medical research neglected "sex and gender differences" in health, according to the magazine. . . .

As noted in the piece, there were reasons that research was often often conducted on male subjects. But let's frame it in a way that will increase gender studies paychecks at universities.

In related news from Thompson's post, there's a new subject coming to an academic institution (AKA Clown Quarter) near you: Racial Capitalism.

And from the comments:

Symbolism!

It reminds me of the Writing Centre at the University of Washington, Tacoma, the stated goal of which is to "help writers succeed in a racist society," a goal to be achieved by denouncing grammar as "an unjust language structure," and the correction of punctuation as "an oppressive practice." And where even a 500-word press release explaining this ambition took over a year to write.

Sounds like they're teaching skills that employers will be looking for. At least employers with a lot of time on their hands whose wish is to help their employees change society's racist standards for grammar and punctuation. So, pretty much all of their students will be working in ethnic studies departments in universities. Theoretically.

Here's a good question you might take from the video below: If American Universities have become hatred machines should regular people be supporting them?

Patriarchal quote of the day:

Long before history began we men have got together apart from the women and done things. We had time.

C. S. Lewis

Heather MacDonald was a feminist when feminists were still allowed to read male writers. I always find it interesting when someone moves from the left to the right politically, as she did. When you have some time, you might want to put this podcast on, or look through the transcript.

If you only have 5 minutes, here's a video.


Hope you have a great weekend.

p.s.: And if you keep seeing that video of Ted Cruz' opponent defending the NFL kneelers, here's MacDonald ripping up BLM. Protests should not result in increased deaths of the people protesters want to protect, at the hands of each other. See: recent shootings in Chicago.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:15 AM




Comments

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1 So, I'm reading the content and then I think WHAT AM I DOING?!?! I COULDA BEEN #1.

Says no comments yet, but I bet there have been.

Oh, well.

Posted by: mindful webworker - be late ed lee at August 25, 2018 10:18 AM (sMMcg)

2 WHOA! Now I guess i have to announce the nood.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I be surprized. at August 25, 2018 10:18 AM (sMMcg)

3 First

Posted by: Fox2! at August 25, 2018 10:19 AM (ApSlL)

4 Hey!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 25, 2018 10:21 AM (IZU4E)

5 OT, but I tired of getting Willowed.

The NFL is a deeply racist institution, and I rfise to watch another game until it reflects the glorious diversity of our country. Each lineup of 11 must consist of:

6 Whites
2 Blacks ( although this is an over representation)
2 'Hispanics' - wharever that is ( another over representation)
1 Other -drawn from a pool of Asians, Native Americans, and Pacific Islanders

All Hail Melanin!

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 25, 2018 10:22 AM (PYxNz)

6 I'll bet Ms. MacDonald also uses clean burning US Propane, too.

Posted by: Hank Hill at August 25, 2018 10:22 AM (uT3D8)

7 PSA: chik-fil-a chicken, egg and cheese biscuit with their zesty buffalo sauce is amazeballs!!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 25, 2018 10:23 AM (IZU4E)

8 Here's some sad news. Tim Conway has dementia, "unresponsive".


https://tinyurl.com/y8ah2nmp

Posted by: tu3031 at August 25, 2018 10:23 AM (jDF8P)

9 Need to find story on Texas AG victory!

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 10:23 AM (Z48ZB)

10 a goal to be achieved by denouncing grammar as "an unjust language structure," and the correction of punctuation as "an oppressive practice."

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And what are you if you oppose this? A grammar Nazi!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)

11 Willowed: If U need something sometimes people scour the bottom of a thread but obviously if it's slanderous u don't wanna make it the last thing ... so it's a tricky enterprise - for now.

Posted by: 019 at August 25, 2018 10:24 AM (NLmSP)

12 We need to popularize laughing at the Left.

They do things that are blatantly stupid. Putting their stupidity on parade for regular, thorough, and wide-spread scorn is the only way to keep it from taking root in society.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 25, 2018 10:25 AM (oVJmc)

13 I wonder what moved her from left to right?

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2018 10:25 AM (CWvyb)

14 Willowed X2:
I know conventional wisdom is that you need larger calibers to stop a bear. But I wonder, if one had an automatic that shot smaller rounds, like .223, could you at least wound or chase off the bear?
==============================
An NPS ranger, (old school, moron material) said 12 gauge w/alternating slug/buckshot was the best bear stopper going. He was stationed at Glacier NP where the bears are brown and hungry.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:25 AM (ty7RM)

15 Video killed the liberal arts?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 10:26 AM (+y/Ru)

16 Pay no attention to that woman! She's a hater! I love white people! I really do! Especially when I'm paid to!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 25, 2018 10:26 AM (jDF8P)

17 Is McCain a hero yet?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 25, 2018 10:26 AM (yQpMk)

18 Vlad #5: I tired of getting Willowed....

Last I saw, the new term is F5'd...

Posted by: mindful webworker - wallowing in the willowing at August 25, 2018 10:26 AM (sMMcg)

19 Willowed, but there's always room for...

Jazz Tuba!

"Sweet Georgia Brown" - Sam Pilafian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVfiPyXrhT0

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2018 10:27 AM (9q7Dl)

20 Here's some sad news. Tim Conway has dementia, "unresponsive".

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His little old man routine is hilarious, particularly falling down the stairs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

21 That "Who Killed the Liberal Arts" vid is awesome. I made my daughters watch that. It should be required viewing by every incoming college freshman. #1 daughter is going into history teaching, and she's a happy warrior. There is hope for the future.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:28 AM (ty7RM)

22 >>An NPS ranger, (old school, moron material) said 12 gauge w/alternating slug/buckshot was the best bear stopper going.


This. You might want to skip that alternating bullshit, too...unless you are a wildlife lover. That buckshot won't do much but piss it off all the more.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2018 10:28 AM (uT3D8)

23 Also, Heather is kind of MILFey.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:28 AM (ty7RM)

24 12. the cancer is alredy at Stage 2. We have to stop the metastasis.

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2018 10:28 AM (CWvyb)

25 Not willowed, but I still read "BLM" as "Bureau of Land Management".

Thank you for listening.

Posted by: ☠ hogmartin ☠ at August 25, 2018 10:29 AM (y87Qq)

26 Tim Conway has dementia, "unresponsive".

That is sad. Not a condition I can even imagine for Conway.

The Dentist
youtu.be/nF_C3bO8WZ0

Posted by: mindful webworker - ow at August 25, 2018 10:29 AM (sMMcg)

27 We never missed the Carol Burnett show. Never knew what was funnier; their skits or them cracking up during the skit.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 25, 2018 10:30 AM (IZU4E)

28 The NFL is a deeply racist institution, and I rfise to watch another game until it reflects the glorious diversity of our country. Each lineup of 11 must consist of:

6 Whites
2 Blacks ( although this is an over representation)
2 'Hispanics' - wharever that is ( another over representation)
1 Other -drawn from a pool of Asians, Native Americans, and Pacific Islanders

All Hail Melanin!

-
Let's not forget the chicks! And homos, transgenders and the rest of the LBGTWTFBBG2SEIEIO.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 10:30 AM (+y/Ru)

29 >> Tim Conway has dementia, "unresponsive".


Dorf on Life Support

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2018 10:30 AM (uT3D8)

30 I renounce myself.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2018 10:30 AM (uT3D8)

31 The Texas victory over Obama care news is on Paxtons website.
Not even in the Texas Tribune.
Shameful.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 10:30 AM (Z48ZB)

32 I wonder what moved her from left to right?
=====

Classical liberals have stayed the same -- Marxists have taken over the academy.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 25, 2018 10:31 AM (MIKMs)

33 Conways son has a radio show in LA. He tells lots of great stories about his dad.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 10:32 AM (Z48ZB)

34 This. You might want to skip that alternating bullshit, too...unless you are a wildlife lover. That buckshot won't do much but piss it off all the more.
=============================
I'm not 100% sure what the rationale was behind the alternating loads; I have heard that a big brownie's skull is so friggin' hard, a slug can skip off it if it's not a square shot. The buck shot will hurt like hell, and could take out eye/eyes.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:32 AM (ty7RM)

35
A sad end to breakfast...

Cold coffee and a fistful of vitamins.


Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2018 10:33 AM (9q7Dl)

36 So, I'm reading the content and then I think WHAT AM I DOING?!?! I COULDA BEEN #1.

Posted by: mindful webworker - be late ed lee at August 25, 2018 10:18 AM (sMMcg)

I believe here is where you should have channeled Marlon Brando:
"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been first, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, AOS."

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 25, 2018 10:34 AM (9BLnV)

37 Tim Conway has dementia, "unresponsive"."

Sad... must find "siamese elephants " tale w/ Carol Burnett

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 25, 2018 10:35 AM (6qErC)

38 Re: front holes


A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
/Wm. Shakespeare


Rose is a rose is a rose.
?Gertrude Stein

Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2018 10:35 AM (m45I2)

39 The NFL is a deeply racist institution, and I rfise to watch another
game until it reflects the glorious diversity of our country. Each
lineup of 11 must consist of:



6 Whites

2 Blacks ( although this is an over representation)

2 'Hispanics' - wharever that is ( another over representation)

1 Other -drawn from a pool of Asians, Native Americans, and Pacific Islanders



All Hail Melanin!



-

Let's not forget the chicks! And homos, transgenders and the rest of the LBGTWTFBBG2SEIEIO.

Now do the NBA!

Posted by: tu3031 at August 25, 2018 10:35 AM (jDF8P)

40 And don't forget the first rule of holes. If you find yourself in one, stop digging.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2018 10:35 AM (m45I2)

41 The single greatest attack we could launch on the Left would be through the Education Industry. What's Devos been up to, anyway? I can't recall the last time I read a reference to her.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 25, 2018 10:36 AM (oVJmc)

42 Q:What's the difference between Scientology and Progressivism?

A: One is an insane cult that acts batshit crazy and the other begins with an S.

Posted by: The Deplorable Boomer Redneque, tired of all the bullshit at August 25, 2018 10:36 AM (+j7Rn)

43 And don't forget the first rule of holes. If you find yourself in one, stop digging.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2018 10:35 AM (m45I2)

And if that hole happens to be a redhead with D Cups?

Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2018 10:37 AM (Zogyx)

44 6 Whites

2 Blacks ( although this is an over representation)

2 'Hispanics' - wharever that is ( another over representation)

1 Other -drawn from a pool of Asians, Native Americans, and Pacific Islanders

******

So each club would field:

6 quarterbacks
2 wide receivers
2 offensive guards
1 kicker/trainer

Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2018 10:38 AM (m45I2)

45 The vagina is not in front. It is in the middle, between two other holes.

So yeah, bad anatomy as well as a hatred for ladies with real lady parts. If you are looking for ignorance and misogyny in one big ball of wrong, look no further.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at August 25, 2018 10:38 AM (sF8WE)

46 Looks like Death Storm Lane has turned into Rainstorm Lane.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 25, 2018 10:38 AM (jDF8P)

47 Morning.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 25, 2018 10:39 AM (l9m7l)

48 Morning (comma) Good (comma) Greeting: General Purpose (comma) Qty: 1 ea.


A Mil-Spec, Mil-Speak A.M. Greeting, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2018 10:39 AM (QzJWU)

49 Also, if they wanted a new medical term, they would coin it in Latin or Greek. This is an insult.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at August 25, 2018 10:40 AM (sF8WE)

50 Continuing with my obsession over what Mueller is doing on the campaign finance angle, the doj national inquirer interview must be to try to find some statement or payment by trump they can use to infer that he intended the stormy payoff to influence the election.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 10:41 AM (Z48ZB)

51 The NFL is a deeply racist institution, and I rfise to watch another game until it reflects the glorious diversity of our country. Each lineup of 11 must consist of:

6 Whites
2 Blacks ( although this is an over representation)
2 'Hispanics' - wharever that is ( another over representation)
1 Other -drawn from a pool of Asians, Native Americans, and Pacific Islanders

All Hail Melanin!
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 25, 2018 10:22 AM (PYxNz)

Whoa, homey! Blacks are naturally superior runnin'-jumpin'-dancin' fools. Wez deserves to dominate the NFL. Everything else, though, has got to be divided fairly. 50-50! And on TV and movies, it needs to be divided 80 black - 20 everybody else. Cuz, our chilluns need to be shown dey just as good as YT and da ching-chongs.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 25, 2018 10:41 AM (9BLnV)

52 Drunk Illegal Alien Sets Hospital Emergency Room On Fire In Sanctuary City

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NTTAWWT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)

53 All of that SJW crap the schools are teaching is based on myth, dogma and pseudo-science. Real scholarship is worse than dead, it's forbidden. It makes me want to puke.

I was reading Sokal's "Fashionable Nonsense" yesterday, where he rips all the postmodernist arglebargle to shreds. It's really depressing to read the examples he cites.

College degrees are so easy to get now, and so many people have them, it's inevitable that a huge majority of them go to mediocre and poor thinkers. They superficially master the polysyllabic nonsense jargon in a few weeks, and suddenly their word vomit turns into "theory."

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2018 10:42 AM (mk9aG)

54 Edit to add: The week before I had that conversation w/Ranger Hard Ass, 2 Forest Service employees went out mt. biking in fringes of Glacier NP.
One came back.
I guess we know which one was faster.
Brownies don't f-around.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:43 AM (ty7RM)

55 Holy shit, last summer Saturday? Damn. That was quick.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 10:44 AM (N+/ie)

56 Was talking to buddy about DS being exposed and launching attack on POTUS I said 'we're being ruled by a hostile force that pretended it was one of us.' He agreed, and added: We're under an Occupation. Welcome to Occupied America.

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2018 10:44 AM (CWvyb)

57
I don't think I've ever seen such a look of misery and dejection on the face of my daughter as I just did a moment ago. She just couldn't understand why I couldn't explain to her where babies come from.

I sat down with her on the sofa and (as calmly as I could) tried to explain to her why I just no longer have the right words to describe the birth canal. "And yes honey, not everybody with a front hole can have a baby", I was forced to say.

I tried to keep my voice steady, but it became increasingly difficult - the rage and feelings of helplessness were just too much. I think my daughter could tell something was wrong. I found myself at such a loss for words - nothing made any sense; nothing makes sense anymore. I finally had to admit, "Honey, I just don't know - I don't know what's going on in this country anymore..."

When I finished her lower lip started to tremble and her eyes began to fill with tears, "Daddy" she said, "why are the feminists doing this to the vagina?" Well, that was it for me: I finally fell apart. She just fell into my arms and we both began sobbing for several minutes.

For once she had to comfort me and get me back on my feet. Sometimes I just think it's too much, but seeing the strength in my young daughter's voice helped me to get through.


Posted by: CheChe at August 25, 2018 10:44 AM (m45I2)

58 I was willowed, but I made the point earlier that the constant hated and attack that the media delivers on Trump in a daily basis is affecting his ability to conduct foreign affairs. Look at the Norks, up to their old tricks, supposedly. They hear the media throwing around the "impeachment" word. Why should they deal honestly with Trump when , for all they know, he can be thrown out of office at any moment? Same with the countries Trump has imposed tariffs on, or Iran with the sanctions. Maybe they ll figure they can ride him out.

This is madness, but the media and the left don't give a shit. And the beautiful part--to them--is that if anything that Trump touched goes tits-up after (if) they get him impeached, well, they can just blame Trump. Same with the great economy. If the Left gets in and fucks that up, it will be Trump's fault.

These midterms are crucial.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 10:44 AM (y8Foj)

59 Holy shit, last summer Saturday? Damn. That was quick.
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 10:44 AM (N+/ie)


Seasons are just a social construct.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 10:45 AM (y87Qq)

60 And on TV and movies, it needs to be divided 80 black - 20 everybody else.
==============================
Am I the only one who has noticed you can't watch TV for 5 minutes w/o seeing an ad with a super attractive inter-racial couple? My N=1 experience is that I know one inter-racial couple, and they are not attractive, and their kids aren't assimilated into any racial group.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:47 AM (ty7RM)

61 Gimme That New Times Religion!

https://bit.ly/2PB0hZl

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

62 Oh what a tangled hole we weave when first we practice to deceive.

/Sir Walter Scott

Posted by: CheChe at August 25, 2018 10:48 AM (m45I2)

63 56 Was talking to buddy about DS being exposed and launching attack on POTUS I said 'we're being ruled by a hostile force that pretended it was one of us.' He agreed, and added: We're under an Occupation. Welcome to Occupied America.
Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2018 10:44 AM (CWvyb)

Either things stay the way they are, or there's helicopters & Deffskwads to purge them out. Either way, the America we knew is over.

Posted by: josephistan at August 25, 2018 10:48 AM (Izzlo)

64 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at August 25, 2018 10:48 AM (m45I2)

65 Also, if they wanted a new medical term, they would coin it in Latin or Greek. This is an insult.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at August 25, 2018 10:40 AM (sF8WE)



It is.

It denies women their most basic womanly function in life. ie. babies.

It's just a hole like your earhole.

and two-

It's a veiled insult to men cuz men want is a hole, any kind of hole to stick their dick in.

Front hole, back hole, whatevs.

A girl's hole is a cow's hole is a boy's hole is a dog's hole is a duck's hole.

Yay! Devaluing human life!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2018 10:48 AM (9q7Dl)

66 I am taking to myself, but the end game to campaign finance charge is to get trump under oath and then impeach. The charge is immaterial- its just the vehicle to get him in that chair.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 10:49 AM (Z48ZB)

67 First half-day of kindergarten plus giant school fundraiser equals a sick Pookette.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 25, 2018 10:50 AM (XKZwp)

68 Oddly enough, this appeared on my YT Home page...

..."Jordan Peterson: The Science of Female Aggression"

https://youtu.be/WyKGv7zjMs8

Reality, and observable facts, trump ideology.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at August 25, 2018 10:51 AM (W+kMI)

69 "Sounds like they're teaching skills that employers will be looking for.
At least employers with a lot of time on their hands whose wish is to
help their employees change society's racist standards for grammar and
punctuation."
But employers ARE looking for these very types of skills. Target would love employees like this. So would MasterCard. So would Delta. So would Disney. If you haven't noticed Fortune 500 HQs and Evergreen State's faculty lounge are indistinguishable these days.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 10:52 AM (N+/ie)

70 Stoopid can be expensive: some progtard in SF wouldn't sell her home to Trump supporters. Her asking price is now 100K lower than it was. It's up at Fox News.
Q: I thought it was illegal to refuse to sell your home if it was listed.
Shits gettin' CUH-razy out there.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:52 AM (ty7RM)

71 60. The ones I've seen are always black female/white man. Why no Asian/black combo, or Hispanic/black?

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2018 10:53 AM (CWvyb)

72 FL. early voting update.


1.64m votes cast.

GOP +73k


Posted by: HA at August 25, 2018 10:53 AM (MAstk)

73 Mueller wants to foreclose Trumps ability to rely on advice of his lawyer as a defense. But unless Cohen tapes or plea claims he told Trump it was a campaign law violation, which I highly doubt, Trump could use that because he is allowed to rely on advice of counsel.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 10:54 AM (Z48ZB)

74 FL. early voting update.
=====================
I'm surprised they publish that count. They don't show ANY counts around here until the pols are closed on election day. I guess that gives them time to stuff all the "lost" ballots into trunks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:56 AM (ty7RM)

75 58
Why should they deal honestly with Trump when , for all they know, he can be thrown out of office at any moment? Same with the countries Trump has imposed tariffs on, or Iran with the sanctions. Maybe they ll figure they can ride him out.

This is madness, but the media and the left don't give a shit.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 10:44 AM (y8Foj)


And if a foreign leader miscalculates and starts a war that gets people killed, so what? All that matters is the Left getting back in power.

The words "treason" and "evil" are not too strong for this.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2018 10:57 AM (sdi6R)

76 Mueller wants to foreclose Trumps ability to rely on advice of his lawyer as a defense. But unless Cohen tapes or plea claims he told Trump it was a campaign law violation, which I highly doubt, Trump could use that because he is allowed to rely on advice of counsel.
Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 10:54 AM (Z48ZB)

This whole shit show is depressing as hell. Mark Levin--not a Trump fanboy--was spot on last night when he said that Mueller and his gang have introduced Soviet-style tactics into our politics.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 10:57 AM (y8Foj)

77 Mullers game is sadly ironic given that the FBI intentionally subverted a national security and criminal investigation in a blatant attempt to influence the election in favor of the loser.


Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 10:57 AM (Z48ZB)

78 Guy caught forking a corpse in a Memphis hospital.

https://tinyurl.com/y95nn9eo

Via Drudge.

Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2018 10:58 AM (Zogyx)

79 for me, what's really dumbfounding is not that the times would hire a left-wing racist (par for the course), it's that they would put someone so stupid and ignorant on their editorial board. she actually said whites have contributed nothing to society. just stunningly idiotic.

Posted by: mjc at August 25, 2018 10:59 AM (Pg+x7)

80 Jump around!
Jump around!
Jump up, jump up and get down!

JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP
JUMP

Posted by: John McCain's Brain Tumor at August 25, 2018 10:59 AM (NL6wI)

81 72
FL. early voting update.





1.64m votes cast.



GOP +73k







Posted by: HA at August 25, 2018 10:53 AM (MAstk)

____
Is that good or bad?

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 11:00 AM (N+/ie)

82 But unless Cohen tapes or plea claims he told Trump it was a campaign law violation, which I highly doubt,
==============================
Me too. Trump uses his loose cannon persona as an attack strategy. You don't make it to where he is w/o being meticulous. I've heard people who meet him for the first time are shocked by how different he is from his bombastic, podium stumping character. I can't imagine he would f-up campaign finance rules.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:00 AM (ty7RM)

83 I'm going to go enjoy this beaviful day. Meantime, I encourage everyone to pray Psalm 110 with me, in support of our President: 'The Lord said unto my Lord, Sit thou at my right hand, until I make thine enemies thy footstool.'

Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2018 11:01 AM (CWvyb)

84 here is a graphic novel by Pamela Ribon and Cat Farris. MY BOYFRIEND IS A BEAR.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2018 11:01 AM (8Ulb4)

85 this is why it is important to let the dead vote. so they don't get molested

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2018 11:03 AM (8Ulb4)

86 here is a graphic novel by Pamela Ribon and Cat Farris. MY BOYFRIEND IS A BEAR.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2018 11:01 AM (8Ulb4)


In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 11:03 AM (y87Qq)

87 Me too. Trump uses his loose cannon persona as an
attack strategy. You don't make it to where he is w/o being meticulous.
I've heard people who meet him for the first time are shocked by how
different he is from his bombastic, podium stumping character. I can't
imagine he would f-up campaign finance rules.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:00 AM (ty7RM)

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Yeah but this was his first campaign. He might have done something without even realizing it. I mean hell every American citizen breaks 3 or 4 laws every day without even realizing it. When everything is a crime, everyone is a criminal.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 11:03 AM (N+/ie)

88 Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 11:00 AM (N+/ie)

Dems usually lead in early voting.

Posted by: HA at August 25, 2018 11:04 AM (MAstk)

89 So we've got McCain's tumor and hospital cannibals weighing in this a.m. Damn, this thread sure took a dark turn. Oh, and Tim Conway was funny as hell.
W/o going blue.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:04 AM (ty7RM)

90 It's a nice day out. I should be outside.

I'm reading by an open window, that's practically like camping, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 11:04 AM (kQs4Y)

91 This. You might want to skip that alternating bullshit, too...unless you are a wildlife lover. That buckshot won't do much but piss it off all the more.
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I'm not 100% sure what the rationale was behind the alternating loads; I have heard that a big brownie's skull is so friggin' hard, a slug can skip off it if it's not a square shot. The buck shot will hurt like hell, and could take out eye/eyes.


There seems to be a decent amount of evidence that multiple small wounds delivered more or less instantaneously deal a considerable shock to the nervous system equaling or greater than a single large wound. I.e., a dozen buckshot have a much larger effect than the sum of their wound channels would suggest.

Posted by: Grey Fox at August 25, 2018 11:05 AM (bZ7mE)

92 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:56 AM (ty7RM)

Remember, these are ballots cast under the party, doesn't tell us who the person voted for.

Posted by: HA at August 25, 2018 11:06 AM (MAstk)

93 I still give a little chortle every time I think of Tim Conway's "F. Lee Bunny" bit.

Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 11:06 AM (O74hG)

94 This whole shit show is depressing as hell. Mark Levin--not a Trump fanboy--was spot on last night when he said that Mueller and his gang have introduced Soviet-style tactics into our politics.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 10:57 AM (y8Foj)


Aaaaand that right there is why I have no use for Sleepy Jeff no matter what subsequently happens. Levin might not be a fanboy per se but he's been extremely supportive of DJT.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 25, 2018 11:07 AM (y7DUB)

95 So we've got McCain's tumor and hospital cannibals weighing in this a.m.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:04 AM (ty7RM)


I wonder if anyone happened to see McCain's Tumor and the Hospital Cannibals live. Maybe as an opening act for a headliner? At a notable venue, perhaps? Just idly curious.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 11:07 AM (y87Qq)

96 Remember, these are ballots cast under the party, doesn't tell us who the person voted for.
Gotcha. Still, as polarized as politics are, should be a good indicator?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:07 AM (ty7RM)

97 Following the death of the woman, a kindergarten teacher, hospital workers placed her corpse in a body storage room since she had agreed be an organ donor. Police allege that Wright entered that room and abused the decedent's corpse.

Perhaps he misunderstood 'organ donation.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 25, 2018 11:08 AM (oVJmc)

98 Mac Donald: Jeong is typical product of American academy

Typical waste product.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 25, 2018 11:08 AM (/qEW2)

99 Sad to hear About Tim Conway. A unique Comedian who was never vulgar

Posted by: Jonah at August 25, 2018 11:09 AM (HrSJb)

100 I'm reading by an open window, that's practically like camping, right?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes



You have to check the last thread and weigh in on the camp stove wars.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2018 11:09 AM (fuK7c)

101 You have to check the last thread and weigh in on the camp stove wars.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2018 11:09 AM (fuK7c)
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That's your Banderwick, I'll back whatever you say.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 11:10 AM (kQs4Y)

102 I hope McCain finds God before he passes, and wish him a safe journey.

I still have a hard time getting over him siding with Schumer on the thumbs down vote for Ocare repeal. He really stuck it to conservatives that day.

Posted by: Jonah at August 25, 2018 11:11 AM (HrSJb)

103 Cool.


Eris is on my side = I win.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2018 11:12 AM (fuK7c)

104 I rather wish I lived near MacDonald. I would buy her a drink. I greatly respect intellectual honesty.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 25, 2018 11:12 AM (8VGQ9)

105 ... you can say all whites are racist, but you can't deny they invented the car, train, plane, air conditioning, computer, internet, tv, typewriter, washing machine, refrigerator, frozen foods, canned food, elevator, solar panels, wind mills, hydroelectric power, english language, scottish enlightenment, italian renaissance, civil rights, freedom, individualism, radio, space travel, vaccinations, heart bypasses, transplants, genetics, atomic energy, relativity, quantum mechanics, atomic energy, postal service, post toasties, post-modernism, um... and some other worthwhile things.

Posted by: mjc at August 25, 2018 11:12 AM (Pg+x7)

106 Actually, Bander, is there a decent little indoor cookstove for power outages?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 11:13 AM (kQs4Y)

107 Oh, and inre McCain.

My parents hammered the lesson to me that if I cannot day anything nice, to remain quiet.

.

.

.

.

How is everyone doing today?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 25, 2018 11:14 AM (8VGQ9)

108 Its this institutionalized self-destructive insanity that leads a a young white girl in Iowa to tweet "I hate white people" when looking at election results without the slighted sense of irony. And then when murdered by a non-white person, forgotten and discarded like an old rag by the proponents of that hateful ideology. Unfortunately there are going to be a lot more Kate Stienles and Millie Tibbets before people wake up, if that is even possible.

Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2018 11:14 AM (MxEKc)

109 Actually, Bander, is there a decent little indoor cookstove for power outages?


I don't think so. Pretty much anything that burns anything will kill you with CO.

For power outages you want a balcony or terrace or someplace not indoors to burn things.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

110 Mjc, I had someone in my grad school cohort who did indeed deny all of that. She insisted that all of that and more were first created by the ancient Egyptians.

She dropped out after half a year.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 25, 2018 11:16 AM (8VGQ9)

111 105 ... you can say all whites are racist, but you can't deny they invented the car, train, plane, air conditioning, computer, internet, tv, typewriter, washing machine, refrigerator, frozen foods, canned food, elevator, solar panels, wind mills, hydroelectric power, english language, scottish enlightenment, italian renaissance, civil rights, freedom, individualism, radio, space travel, vaccinations, heart bypasses, transplants, genetics, atomic energy, relativity, quantum mechanics, atomic energy, postal service, post toasties, post-modernism, um... and some other worthwhile things.
Posted by: mjc at August 25, 2018 11:12 AM (Pg+x7)

Them Greek homos stole all that from Africa!

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at August 25, 2018 11:16 AM (Izzlo)

112 Guy caught forking a corpse in a Memphis hospital.

https://tinyurl.com/y95nn9eo

Via Drudge.
Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2018 10:58 AM (Zogyx)



Just gettin' his Corpse Hole on.

Don't be a h8r!!!!111!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2018 11:17 AM (9q7Dl)

113 italian renaissance,


So when was the vote taken that Italians are white?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2018 11:18 AM (fuK7c)

114 78 Guy caught forking a corpse in a Memphis hospital.

https://tinyurl.com/y95nn9eo

Via Drudge.
Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2018 10:58 AM (Zogyx)


Why did he have to drive all the way from Florida to do that?

Posted by: George LeS at August 25, 2018 11:18 AM (59GGI)

115 >>So when was the vote taken that Italians are white?


Only the Blue Eyed ones.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2018 11:20 AM (uT3D8)

116 So when was the vote taken that Italians are white?
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Reminds me of the Hopper/Walken scene in "True Romance".

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:21 AM (ty7RM)

117 You could use sterno to cook indoors. Very very slowly

Posted by: NCKate at August 25, 2018 11:21 AM (E2OGA)

118 Reality, and observable facts, trump ideology

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If only.

Signed,
100 million dead

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (PYxNz)

119 #1 is so overrated I prefer #238 an up... but if it is available call me................

Posted by: saf at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (5IHGB)

120 I don't think so. Pretty much anything that burns anything will kill you with CO.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)


The one kind that I'll use indoors is a non-pressurized alcohol burner like a Trangia. They're small and slow and and best suited for boiling a pint of water or heating up a can of soup, but I've used them with a window cracked open. I guess sterno cans are about the same.

I don't know if I would have tried it if I didn't have a battery-powered CO detector though.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (y87Qq)

121 Coleman / Peak 442 is about the most convenient and user friendly 'emergency' or camping stove.

Fuckers will burn just about anything.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (uT3D8)

122 88
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 11:00 AM (N+/ie)



Dems usually lead in early voting.

Posted by: HA at August 25, 2018 11:04 AM (MAstk)

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Ahhh. OK. Thanks

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (N+/ie)

123 2 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, August 25, 2018. On this day in 1814 British troops torched the Library of Congress, United States Treasury, Department of War, and other public buildings. Supposedly the attack was a retaliation for the recent American destruction of Port Dover in Upper Canada (Toronto). Their intent was to burn the entire city but a rapidly developing thunderstorm put out the fires before most of Washington was burned.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 25, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)


From the last thread... but...

Can we get them to come back?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

124 I just saw a blurb on a Twitter reply thread. Someone alleges the Secret Service who "helped" Gam-Gam into her van on 911 (like a slab of beef!!) is dead from Arkancide. Anyone know if this is true?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:24 AM (ty7RM)

125 One thing that troubles me is that the standard view of the Renaissance is far from being universal among those who have studied it. Some even question whether it really was a break, at all. Probably the most famous questioner is C S Lewis. But it really is, itself, the view of a faction among historians, but one which took over our grade and high schools, as the left has done nowadays, but much earlier. You had to get to college before you'd see it questioned.

In fact, it underlies a lot of the thought of the Marxists and Progressives in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. And, inverted, it underlies the new leftist view. The common thread in all is a passion to lump history into grand historic vistas which are mostly illusory.

Posted by: George LeS at August 25, 2018 11:25 AM (59GGI)

126 From the last thread... but...

Can we get them to come back?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)


HEY

HEY CANADA

KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE DINNER IS LOUSY AND I DO NOT CARE FOR IT

*waits*

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 11:25 AM (y87Qq)

127 Can we get them to come back?
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That's funny.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:26 AM (ty7RM)

128 McCain allowed Obamacare to continue. O-Care will kill thousands of people. Therefore he is a mass murderer as far as I am concerned and he can go straight the fuck to hell.

Posted by: #neverskankles at August 25, 2018 11:26 AM (N+/ie)

129 Is President Trump a weeaboo?

https://tinyurl.com/yavbuto4

MAGA!

Posted by: Robert at August 25, 2018 11:28 AM (Zogyx)

130 OT:

You think your job sucks.
Ben Sasse had to get cucked AFTER Lindsey pranced this week.

Posted by: DaveA at August 25, 2018 11:28 AM (FhXTo)

131 Mr.Jen and I attended a speech by Heather MacDonald at Hillsdale college this spring regarding the MeToo movement. She was spot on. Highly recommend her writings.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 25, 2018 11:28 AM (XKxe7)

132 Good morning. I was playing some Allman Bros earlier this morning, and then I saw them mentioned on the last thread. My brain is melding into AoS. Any cure for that?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 25, 2018 11:28 AM (lwiT4)

133 128. Vote by McCain would never happened, if not for Justice John Roberts.

Posted by: Jonah at August 25, 2018 11:29 AM (HrSJb)

134 Thanks Hogmartin. That's all I wanted, something for soup or ramen.

I am willing to cheat death for a cup of hot instant Medaglia d'Oro.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 11:29 AM (kQs4Y)

135
Aaaaand that right there is why I have no use for Sleepy Jeff no matter what subsequently happens. Levin might not be a fanboy per se but he's been extremely supportive of DJT.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 25, 2018 11:07 AM (y7DUB)

Yes, he has been of late very supportive of Trump. But for Levin, the Constitution trumps all.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 11:29 AM (y8Foj)

136 Ben Sasse is owned by Omaha Warren Buffett and B Hathaway

Posted by: Jonah at August 25, 2018 11:29 AM (HrSJb)

137 Good morning. I was playing some Allman Bros earlier this morning, and then I saw them mentioned on the last thread. My brain is melding into AoS. Any cure for that?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 25, 2018 11:28 AM (lwiT4)
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No. You're doomed. Can I have your record collection?

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2018 11:30 AM (JJZzu)

138 So, lefty's want us to rename the naughty parts, like you do for 3 year olds. Seems appropriate, given how childishly self-centered they are,

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 25, 2018 11:31 AM (+lVUW)

139 126 From the last thread... but...

Can we get them to come back?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

HEY

HEY CANADA

KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE DINNER IS LOUSY AND I DO NOT CARE FOR IT

*waits*
Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 11:25 AM (y87Qq)

I think he meant can the British come back to finish the job? So in that case,...

SOCCER IS THE WORST EXCUSE FOR A SPORT EVER DEVISED BY MAN!

ENGLISH COOKING SHOULD ONLY BE EATEN ON A DARE!

Posted by: josephistan at August 25, 2018 11:31 AM (Izzlo)

140 Can I have your record collection?



Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2018 11:30 AM (JJZzu)



Depends. Do ya wanna dance and hold my hand?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 25, 2018 11:31 AM (lwiT4)

141 Also, if they wanted a new medical term, they would coin it in Latin or Greek. This is an insult.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at August 25, 2018 10:40 AM (sF8WE)

You are a scholar sir! From henceforth, front hole shall be referred to as cavum ante.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 25, 2018 11:31 AM (9BLnV)

142 Really? The new Po(o)pemobile is a Mopar? ... and too early to be properly OT, so...
@11 something, something -- about 'grammer' or throw in a wrong their, there, they're just to be sure and more fish-hookish stupid. Good to know that academia is really studying that orange juice can.

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 11:32 AM (dF9Lb)

143 Eris, do you have a gas stove? If so, you may be able to light it with a match when the power is out. That's how we make our coffee which is the only thing I care about, using a French press.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2018 11:32 AM (JJZzu)

144 There is a reason that deep red state has 2 moderate GOP Senators as Fischer and Sasse.

They are both owned by Buffett. Governor Ricketts is the only real Conservative in that state.

Posted by: Jonah at August 25, 2018 11:32 AM (HrSJb)

145 Depends. Do ya wanna dance and hold my hand?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 25, 2018 11:31 AM (lwiT4)
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I'll tell you something I think you'll understand: yes.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2018 11:33 AM (JJZzu)

146 These midterms are crucial.

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And I hate this. I hate that the gubmint ks so omnipresent, so powerful that EVERY DAMN ELECTION is th end of the world and I have to rely on politicians, nasty, oleaginous, creeps that they are, even the least worst- of them.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 25, 2018 11:34 AM (PYxNz)

147 Cavum ante?

MSNBC will wonder if a Thai soccer team is trapped in Fluke's sand trap...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 11:34 AM (fMTfV)

148 Good morning. I was playing some Allman Bros earlier this morning, and then I saw them mentioned on the last thread.
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I know the Allman Brothers were great because: their live music was as good or better than their studio stuff. I just love their long jams, see: Whippin' Post.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:34 AM (ty7RM)

149 College Friend who works as a Bond Trader for Goldman on Wall Street, tells me the powers that be there, do not want impeachment.

Those Money bastards will save Trump

Posted by: Jonah at August 25, 2018 11:34 AM (HrSJb)

150 Good Morning Morons; today is Saturday, August 25, 2018. On this day in 1814 British troops torched the Library of Congress, United States Treasury, Department of War, and other public buildings. Supposedly the attack was a retaliation for the recent American destruction of Port Dover in Upper Canada (Toronto). Their intent was to burn the entire city but a rapidly developing thunderstorm put out the fires before most of Washington was burned.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 25, 2018 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

From the last thread... but...

Can we get them to come back?
Posted by: Don Q. at August 25, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN)

Who? The British? Don't make me laugh. They're probably about to outlaw matches and the males in Britain now can't even bitch slap a 2nd grader. Besides, they would prefer to build mosques anyway, to destroying indigenous cultures.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 25, 2018 11:34 AM (9BLnV)

151
I'll tell you something I think you'll understand: yes.
Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2018 11:33 AM (JJZzu)

Hey, I want in on this fun! As long as you play Twist and Shout, and Do you Wanna Know a Secret, I am all in.

Posted by: moki at August 25, 2018 11:35 AM (mFoNl)

152 No, Bluebell, electric.

This summer has been pretty good re: power outages. That's why I fear, for balance, we will probably have some sort of Arctic bomb cyclone or polar vortex.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 11:35 AM (kQs4Y)

153 I just love their long jams, see: Whippin' Post.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:34 AM (ty7RM)



Yeah I watched a clip of that on the You Tubes this morning - 1970 I think. I always envied their hair.

Posted by: grammie winger at August 25, 2018 11:36 AM (lwiT4)

154 Wife and daughters insurance premiums have tripled since Ocare was implemented. Not to mention the hire deductibles. Right now, I have no insurance. I also don't have a fucking beer heiress to support me. It doesn't effect these assholes.

McCain and his ilk can go to hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2018 11:36 AM (89T5c)

155 Power outage and gas stove...

"Officer would I light it if my friends were in there?" Bugs Bunny

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 11:36 AM (fMTfV)

156 They are both owned by Buffett. Governor Ricketts is the only real Conservative in that state.
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I can find a unique beauty in almost every state in the Union, even Kansas.
Nebraska isn't one of them.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:37 AM (ty7RM)

157 They're probably about to outlaw matches and the males in Britain now can't even bitch slap a 2nd grader.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 25, 2018 11:34 AM (9BLnV


Putting the right to bitch-slap 2nd graders into the Bill of Rights was the third-smartest thing the founders ever did.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 11:37 AM (y87Qq)

158 I see we got some whale bait fishing for an answer.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 11:37 AM (fMTfV)

159 I am all in.

Posted by: moki at August 25, 2018 11:35 AM (mFoNl)



Do you promise not to tell?

Posted by: grammie winger at August 25, 2018 11:37 AM (lwiT4)

160 An NPS ranger, (old school, moron material) said 12 gauge w/alternating slug/buckshot was the best bear stopper going.

Watched Revenant last night. I'm voting for Vulcan 20mm - or light saber.

Posted by: DaveA at August 25, 2018 11:39 AM (FhXTo)

161 158.
Moby? JAYZUS Christ!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 25, 2018 11:39 AM (fA1SL)

162 and the males in Britain now can't even bitch slap a 2nd grader.
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You can if you're in our club!! (And that's not all you can do with a second grader...)

Posted by: Muzzies in Londinastan at August 25, 2018 11:40 AM (ty7RM)

163 If the M61 Vulcan is attached to an M-163 mobile ammo dump, you are golden.

Light sabre, you have to get too close.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 11:40 AM (fMTfV)

164 Shouldn't that be "All True Feminists"?

Posted by: GWB at August 25, 2018 11:41 AM (EFhmz)

165 I hope McCain finds God before he passes, and wish him a safe journey.

I still have a hard time getting over him siding with Schumer on the thumbs down vote for Ocare repeal. He really stuck it to conservatives Americans that day


Fixed

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 25, 2018 11:42 AM (PYxNz)

166

I wonder if all true feminists have switched over to the "front hole" terminology already?




I'm concerned about the hole terminology because it's very negative. The vast majority of holes are bad, there are some good holes, but for the most part holes are something that needs to be fixed. The Front Loading Port would be a much more positive term for the mighty vagina.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 11:42 AM (10vO4)

167 they still sell ventless propane or natural gas heaters ... they say the problem is from incomplete combustion, and sensors can (usually) detect for that. For just emergency cooking, I'd guess that would be OK.

iowa state link on such CO issues.
https://tinyurl.com/kjreb5v

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2018 11:43 AM (Cus5s)

168 So here is a question for the True Feminysts...

Which of the holes in their opinion is the Glory Hole?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 11:43 AM (fMTfV)

169 The Front Loading Port would be a much more positive term for the mighty vagina.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 11:42 AM (10vO4)


I can drive that loader. I have a class two rating.

*spins power loader grips*

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 11:48 AM (y87Qq)

170 Did I make the thread pine for the fjords?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 11:48 AM (fMTfV)

171 Which of the holes in their opinion is the Glory Hole?
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The patriarchy's take: whatever hole you happen to be in!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:48 AM (ty7RM)

172 And because money makes the world go around, anyone taking bets on the next 'budget' crisis soon to be in the news? Budget, haha.
mho -- real less than zero increases are strictly defined as cuts and with that in mind, I propose a staggering %2 decrease in all funding with the exception of the military and border closures (for which we need to ramp to 11!)
how many trillion per 6 months does this tangled circus of a fedgov run on now?

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 11:48 AM (M2T30)

173 Here's my favorite Allman's song off their first LP, "Not My Cross to Bear."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdKx9O31A0

Kinda uncharitable, to say the least:

But in the end, Babe,
'Long toward the end of your road,
Don't reach out your hand for me,
'Cause I'm not gonna carry your load.

Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 11:49 AM (O74hG)

174 Heather has a Annette Bening little thing going for her.

Posted by: lowandslow at August 25, 2018 11:49 AM (ye3s4)

175 Will the True Feminysts next demand that no longer will there be a Male or Female end on any cable?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 11:51 AM (fMTfV)

176 And because money makes the world go around, anyone taking bets on the next 'budget' crisis soon to be in the news? Budget, haha.
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I just heard about the impending collapse of the City-o-Cheecago pension fund.
I can't imagine why.
And, if the Feds bail their bloated asses out, it will be a very, very bad precedent.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:51 AM (ty7RM)

177 too corrupt to fail? /s

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 11:53 AM (dF9Lb)

178 How many great writers were women. Maybe two?

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 25, 2018 11:53 AM (vV/gB)

179 Good Saturday morning to horde friends.

Posted by: IC at August 25, 2018 11:54 AM (S6dPn)

180
Will the True Feminysts next demand that no longer will there be a Male or Female end on any cable?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 11:51 AM (fMTfV)



The with gender ambiguous connectors

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 11:54 AM (10vO4)

181 But in the end, Babe,
'Long toward the end of your road,
Don't reach out your hand for me,
'Cause I'm not gonna carry your load.
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Paging Juan McCain, Juan McCain, please pick up the nearest white courtesy phone.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:54 AM (ty7RM)

182 I saw a rendition of Whipping Post performed by the Zack Brown Band last year at the Gorge in George, Washington. It was amazing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 25, 2018 11:55 AM (S7hz6)

183 "...12 gauge w/alternating slug/buckshot was the best bear stopper going. "

Also good for dealing with rioters.

Posted by: Rooftop Koreans at August 25, 2018 11:56 AM (3HNOQ)

184 ... and what did asians contribute to the world, sarah jeong?

gunpowder.

which has killed millions.

thanks a lot, sarah jeong, you mass murderer.

Posted by: mjc at August 25, 2018 11:56 AM (Pg+x7)

185 Soviets allegedly spent (much?) more on PsyOp warfare than they hardware military. idk, but most certainly they spent a lot, and infiltrating America and marching through our institutions was a bona fide success.
But if any of those social engineering saboteurs is still alive, they must be laughing that their efforts resulted in such insanity as 'front hole' or that 'gender is a mental choice', regardless of physical reality.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2018 11:57 AM (Cus5s)

186 The reason the asians didn't invent glasses is kind of obvious.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 25, 2018 11:57 AM (vV/gB)

187 And a question, please, for any Horde musicologist who knows or listens to that song: what the heck do you call that structure. I went for decades thinking it was just a 12-bar blues number, but then I actually counted the bars and came up with 8 rather than 12.

Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 11:57 AM (O74hG)

188 Heather has a Annette Bening little thing going for her.
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Yeah, she's def. good role-play material.
I denounce myself as a sick freak.
(Fens not around, is she??)

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:58 AM (ty7RM)

189 Hey, wey all da white women at?

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 25, 2018 11:59 AM (Tyii7)

190
About the only universally agreed upon good hole that I can think of is the lowly doughnut hole.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 11:59 AM (10vO4)

191 Pretty sure McLame's tumor is a conservative

Posted by: REDACTED at August 25, 2018 11:59 AM (7rpiB)

192 whipping post? BJM
That's a waltz

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 12:01 PM (dF9Lb)

193 I don't think so. Pretty much anything that burns anything will kill you with CO.

For power outages you want a balcony or terrace or someplace not indoors to burn things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

CO is the result of incomplete combustion. A hot, blue flame on a properly-adjusted stove burner produces about zero CO, whether the stove burns white gas, propane, natural gas, or alcohol. Look at how many homes have natural gas ranges in the kitchen, year-round.

I would have no problem with using a two or three burner Coleman pressure stove indoors; in fact have been on camp jobs where we did just that, for weeks or months, no problem. Of course, one should have some ventilation, as a matter of course, but CO is not the issue.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2018 12:01 PM (LI7AQ)

194 I actually counted the bars and came up with 8 rather than 12.
Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 11:57 AM (O74hG)


Then you got it.

https://www.bluesguitarinstitute.com/8-bar-blues/

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 12:02 PM (y87Qq)

195 Because

I'm

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied

to the

whipping

cream...

nom nom nom

Posted by: mindful webworker's 2nd breakfast at August 25, 2018 12:02 PM (sMMcg)

196 "I think he meant can the British come back to finish the job? So in that case,...
SOCCER IS THE WORST EXCUSE FOR A SPORT EVER DEVISED BY MAN!
ENGLISH COOKING SHOULD ONLY BE EATEN ON A DARE!"

Sadly, if you want to get the British upset, you need something like "Muhammad was a false prophet!"

Posted by: Reality Loser at August 25, 2018 12:03 PM (3MG/9)

197 I'm going to suggest the terms Femtube and CIStube. There are inverted Femtubes and standard Femtubes, as well as CIStubes.

Let's see how far into totally effing batshit crazy we can push them. Their inability to detect the totally absurd is a source of almost endless amusement.

Posted by: Astro at August 25, 2018 12:05 PM (1UNFf)

198 It reminds me of the Writing Centre at the University of Washington, Tacoma, the stated goal of which is to "help writers succeed in a racist society," a goal to be achieved by denouncing grammar as "an unjust language structure," and the correction of punctuation as "an oppressive practice." And where even a 500-word press release explaining this ambition took over a year to write.
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A mailing list that I'm a part of (though it's mostly dead these days) a very long time ago had a Filipino member who didn't believe in punctuation. Or paragraph breaks. Or capitalization.

Reading one of his comments was invariably a headache, and frequently more trouble than it was worth.

He also hated the US, and would sometimes launch into a rant about what the US had done to suppress the Filipino independence movement in the early part of the Twentieth Century, even though that had nothing whatsoever to do with the focus of the e-mail list.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 12:06 PM (SspEb)

199 The Tubes you say?

https://youtu.be/mQ_k_VG6Syc

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 12:06 PM (fMTfV)

200 All this talk of the brown bear being dangerous to the human being, I say pshaw!

Posted by: Bullwinkle at August 25, 2018 12:07 PM (xzqr4)

201 Nah, Not My Cross to Bear.

Here's some Whipping Post, for those not in the Allman camp.

I've been run down. I've been lied to.
And I don't know why I let that mean woman make me a fool.
She took all my money, wrecked my new car.
Now she's with one of my good-time buddies,
Just drinkin' in some cross-town bar.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel
Like I've been tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post.
Good Lord, I feel like I'm dyin'.

Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 12:07 PM (O74hG)

202 The NIH is now using front hole instead of vagina. How...quaint.

August 24, 2018

For the fourth year in a row, the Senate has approved a significant increase in funding for the National Institutes of Health. The $2 billion boost raises the agency's funding about 5% to $39.1 billion for fiscal year 2019 and comes as part of an $854 billion package combining spending bills for the Departments of Defense, Health and Human Services, Education and Labor.

Ain't that swell?

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2018 12:08 PM (0ogQG)

203 91 This. You might want to skip that alternating bullshit, too...unless you are a wildlife lover. That buckshot won't do much but piss it off all the more.
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I'm not 100% sure what the rationale was behind the alternating loads; I have heard that a big brownie's skull is so friggin' hard, a slug can skip off it if it's not a square shot. The buck shot will hurt like hell, and could take out eye/eyes.

There seems to be a decent amount of evidence that multiple small wounds delivered more or less instantaneously deal a considerable shock to the nervous system equaling or greater than a single large wound. I.e., a dozen buckshot have a much larger effect than the sum of their wound channels would suggest.
Posted by: Grey Fox at August 25, 2018 11:05 AM (bZ7mE)


Being a veteran of The Great Manchu COWEX back in the mid-80s, color me unimpressed with a large volume of fire vs large mammals.

Now, 40mm...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 25, 2018 12:08 PM (di1hb)

204 When was the last time SongBird McCain was seen in public?

That will be the day he went into intensive care and just now the medical profession has finally convinced his family that 3/4 of his brain cannot be rebuilt by science...
... that or some magic date has passed where the family is satisfied that they will get the Senator SongBird Replacement they want so they are pulling the plug on the suspended corpus.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 25, 2018 12:08 PM (1g7ch)

205 Tiger just finished his 3rd round, 7 back of Koepka, who hasn't started his round. He is however 10 under after 2 rounds. Guess the comeback goes on hold.

Might name my next Bichon Koepka

Posted by: REDACTED at August 25, 2018 12:09 PM (7rpiB)

206 statesboro
https://bit.ly/1fpxoVq
shuffle 12 bar

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 12:09 PM (dF9Lb)

207 Sorry, shoulda been a quote at the top of 201. 201 was in response to micky at 192.

Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 12:10 PM (O74hG)

208 202 The NIH is now using front hole instead of vagina. How...quaint.

August 24, 2018

For the fourth year in a row, the Senate has approved a significant increase in funding for the National Institutes of Health. The $2 billion boost raises the agency's funding about 5% to $39.1 billion for fiscal year 2019 and comes as part of an $854 billion package combining spending bills for the Departments of Defense, Health and Human Services, Education and Labor.

Ain't that swell?
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2018 12:08 PM (0ogQG)


I'll pay attention when those terms show up in ICD10 or a successor to it.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 25, 2018 12:10 PM (di1hb)

209 BTW, I invite John Brennan to my stomping grounds (real stomping).

Posted by: Bullwinkle at August 25, 2018 12:11 PM (xzqr4)

210 Terms like Front Hole should be cataloged in the ID10T Manual.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 12:11 PM (fMTfV)

211 @175 Will the True Feminysts next demand that no longer will there be a Male or Female end on any cable?
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I remember hearing complaints about that a while back. Apparently some tech had used the term female port, and promptly been jumped on by a feminazi that happened to be within hearing range.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 12:12 PM (SspEb)

212 *looks at hash*

There is a TransFem joke in there somewhere, but I ain't searching for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 12:12 PM (fMTfV)

213 @207 that part of whipping post may be described as a 9/4 but still overall save for the resolve where it comes back to in your gut 4/4 the song is waltz

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 12:13 PM (dF9Lb)

214 193 I don't think so. Pretty much anything that burns anything will kill you with CO.

For power outages you want a balcony or terrace or someplace not indoors to burn things.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 25, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

CO is the result of incomplete combustion. A hot, blue flame on a properly-adjusted stove burner produces about zero CO, whether the stove burns white gas, propane, natural gas, or alcohol. Look at how many homes have natural gas ranges in the kitchen, year-round.

I would have no problem with using a two or three burner Coleman pressure stove indoors; in fact have been on camp jobs where we did just that, for weeks or months, no problem. Of course, one should have some ventilation, as a matter of course, but CO is not the issue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2018 12:01 PM (LI7AQ)


Used an M1950 stove in a squad tent many, many nights with no ventilation in the tent. Ran it on GI gasoline.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 25, 2018 12:13 PM (di1hb)

215 Australian Prime Minister News. After being voted out on Tuesday in favor of Scott Morrison, Malcolm Turnball refuses to resign and is using every legal trick he can think of to remain Prime Minister. He's questioning Morrison's eligibility, the legality of the vote, etc.
Is Australia a western nation or banana republic?

Posted by: lowandslow at August 25, 2018 12:14 PM (ye3s4)

216 I mean in 3/4 waltz um-pa-pa, um-pa-pa...

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 12:14 PM (dF9Lb)

217 statesboro
https://bit.ly/1fpxoVq
shuffle 12 bar

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 12:09 PM (dF9Lb)


Good stuff. Thank you.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 25, 2018 12:15 PM (T71PA)

218 Well Australia has a few elected officials in high orifice who are actually dual nationals..

So fruity republic.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 12:15 PM (fMTfV)

219 He also hated the US, and would sometimes launch into a rant about what the US had done to suppress the Filipino independence movement in the early part of the Twentieth Century, even though that had nothing whatsoever to do with the focus of the e-mail list.

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I would have asked him if he therefore celebrated the Japanese kicking the eebul Yanks out in 1941 (and the subsequent atrocities, what was it... 100,000 murdered in Manilla in 1945?)

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 25, 2018 12:17 PM (PYxNz)

220 There are inverted Femtubes and standard Femtubes, as well as CIStubes.
Posted by: Astro at August 25, 2018 12:05 PM (1UNFf)


Someone around here has a really nice c2 with a 383 stroker Femtube and straight pipes. I haven't seen it up close but the windows rattle when it goes by.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 12:18 PM (y87Qq)

221 216 I mean in 3/4 waltz

Understood, and thanks. I was asking, though, about Not My Cross to Bear rather than Whipping Post. The former sounds like 12-bar blues except that it's not.

Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 12:19 PM (O74hG)

222 The NIH is now using front hole instead of vagina.

The only health going on in that institute is of the mentally ill variety.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 25, 2018 12:19 PM (Tyii7)

223 209
BTW, I invite John Brennan to my stomping grounds (real stomping).

Posted by: Bullwinkle at August 25, 2018 12:11 PM (xzqr4)


Isn't it interesting that John Brennan has dropped from public view recently? After his unhinged "treason" rant he was too toxic, even for the left media.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour coffee at August 25, 2018 12:19 PM (ULoJS)

224 70 Stoopid can be expensive: some progtard in SF wouldn't sell her home to Trump supporters. Her asking price is now 100K lower than it was. It's up at Fox News.

Make the purchase through a trust. Seller doesn't know who the buyer is until they turn up after closing to claim the keys from the trustee.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 25, 2018 12:20 PM (O/CYB)

225 Is Australia a western nation or banana republic?
Posted by: lowandslow at August 25, 2018 12:14 PM (ye3s4)

Ummmmmmmmmm......Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 25, 2018 12:22 PM (EoRCO)

226 Stoopid can be expensive: some progtard in SF wouldn't sell her home to Trump supporters. Her asking price is now 100K lower than it was. It's up at Fox News.

Make the purchase through a trust. Seller doesn't know who the buyer is until they turn up after closing to claim the keys from the trustee.
Posted by: Fox2! at August 25, 2018 12:20 PM (O/CYB)

What are Trump supporters doing buying a home in San Franshithole anyway? Sensible people should be bailing out of there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 25, 2018 12:22 PM (LI7AQ)

227 Make the purchase through a trust. Seller doesn't know who the buyer is
until they turn up after closing to claim the keys from the trustee.


Then put up a Trump 2020 sign before you move in. Confuse the hell out of her friends.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour coffee at August 25, 2018 12:22 PM (ULoJS)

228 Thank you for the Heather McDonald video on the sad state of Humanities in our universities. It was excellent, and also heartbreaking. Since we are going through a political realignment, it would also be a good time for campus realignment . We need to see the rise of universities that teach hard sciences and classic western civilization, and the marginalization of universities that focus on oppression and victim studies.

Posted by: Cumberland Astro at August 25, 2018 12:22 PM (d9Cw3)

229 Understood, and thanks. I was asking, though, about Not My Cross to Bear rather than Whipping Post. The former sounds like 12-bar blues except that it's not.
Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 12:19 PM (O74hG)


See 194, I'm not super familiar with the song, but if you came up with 8 bars, that could be it. 8 bar blues is a real progression.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 12:23 PM (y87Qq)

230 @223 Isn't it interesting that John Brennan has dropped from public view recently? After his unhinged "treason" rant he was too toxic, even for the left media.
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Last I'd heard he was planning on suing to get his clearance back. That's pretty much a "put up or shut up" position. So I suspect the next time we hear from him will either be when he actually files his lawsuit, or he judges that enough time has passed that people have forgotten about his threat to sue the President.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 12:23 PM (SspEb)

231 No Huck. When his security clearance got yanked, his value to CNNMSLSD folks evaporated.

Posted by: JAS at August 25, 2018 12:23 PM (3HNOQ)

232 Then put up a Trump 2020 sign before you move in. Confuse the hell out of her friends.

Make sure the insurance is paid up and in force before placing the sign.

When the house goes up in flames and the insurer refuses to pay out tell them you hadn't finished your performance art piece.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 12:24 PM (fMTfV)

233 Australian Prime Minister News. After being voted out on Tuesday in favor of Scott Morrison, Malcolm Turnball refuses to resign and is using every legal trick he can think of to remain Prime Minister. He's questioning Morrison's eligibility, the legality of the vote, etc.
Is Australia a western nation or banana republic

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Mr. Turncoat Turnbull seems to be suffering from a lead deficency. Sad,really.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 25, 2018 12:24 PM (PYxNz)

234 Dangnabbit! You ain't heahd the last of me!

Posted by: Zombie Walter Brennan at August 25, 2018 12:25 PM (Tyii7)

235 So when you take a crap, is that a back hole late term abortion

Posted by: REDACTED at August 25, 2018 12:25 PM (7rpiB)

236 Apropos of nothing except good music.

Ladies and gentlemen I give you "Ace Of Spades" played by Justin Johnson on the electric 3 string shovel guitar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tAEAyHgCec

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 25, 2018 12:26 PM (T71PA)

237 @221 too late to comment on cross to bear? wow, had not listened to that one in a while. standard slow blues but haven't got to the coda (upset) listening just yet. oh, yes they do run ups and back through it again before the resolve.
12 bar blues BJM. fine music

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 12:26 PM (M2T30)

238 >>>The Tubes you say?

thnx Anna. reminds me of the good old days.
i wish i still had my t-shirt.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 25, 2018 12:26 PM (T2RPb)

239 According to my reasonable monster-in-law, Lou Barletta is going to force feed Alpo to the seniors and take away social security. He will then send roaming death squads to ensure compliance. I better make sure the fucking coo-coo pills haven't run out.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2018 12:28 PM (KnK6d)

240 224 70 Stoopid can be expensive: some progtard in SF wouldn't sell her home to Trump supporters. Her asking price is now 100K lower than it was. It's up at Fox News.

Make the purchase through a trust. Seller doesn't know who the buyer is until they turn up after closing to claim the keys from the trustee.

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Don't need to go to all that trouble. Lie. Then when you move in pit up the largest Trump sign imaginable, after making sure your fire insurance is paid up.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 25, 2018 12:28 PM (PYxNz)

241 I just heard about the impending collapse of the City-o-Cheecago pension fund.
I can't imagine why.
And, if the Feds bail their bloated asses out, it will be a very, very bad precedent.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 11:51 AM (ty7RM)

You mean worse than the trillions for the bank bailout?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 25, 2018 12:29 PM (9BLnV)

242 Prairie Prince is one of my heroes. Love Bomb, OMFG with the Sam the Sham and Autumn something I forget but two, two, two songs in one.
Rundgren all over that band.

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 12:30 PM (dF9Lb)

243 " We need to see the rise of universities that teach
hard sciences and classic western civilization, and the marginalization
of universities that focus on oppression and victim studies. Posted by: Cumberland Astro

maybe have at least the option of a traditional WesternCiv classic curriculum, versus the AmericaIsEvil version, then let employers take their pick when hiring.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2018 12:30 PM (Cus5s)

244 Nevah did like Comey's candied yams, anyway. Too much soy, not enough yams.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Brennan at August 25, 2018 12:31 PM (Tyii7)

245 229 8 bar blues is a real progression.

Thanks, hogmartin! Eases my worried mind. Nice to see in the article that Key to the Highway, another of my favorites (and also played on the Layla album with Clapton on guitar and Dwayne on slide), is 8-bar as well!

Posted by: BJM at August 25, 2018 12:31 PM (O74hG)

246 You welcome Congrete Girl. twas a more 'innocent' time

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New York City survived Reagan telling them to drop dead. Pretty sure Chicago will survive when Trump says the same thing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 12:31 PM (fMTfV)

247 The ones I've seen are always black female/white man. Why no Asian/black combo, or Hispanic/black?
Posted by: kallisto at August 25, 2018 10:53 AM (CWvyb)


. . . because they are already booked on pornhub?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2018 12:31 PM (2K6fY)

248 Link to Other People's Videos blog in nic.

Latest video playlist 2018-08-24
Feminism follies. Grateful goose. Simon's Cat Showdown. Woolery on waddley. Dice Doin's. And science! science! science! You win.

Below that: Intellectual Froglegs (banned from YouTube) in case you missed it. It's a good one.

Posted by: mindful webworker - video appropriator at August 25, 2018 12:32 PM (sMMcg)

249 @215 Australian Prime Minister News. After being voted out on Tuesday in favor of Scott Morrison, Malcolm Turnball refuses to resign and is using every legal trick he can think of to remain Prime Minister. He's questioning Morrison's eligibility, the legality of the vote, etc.
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And when the high court finally directs the relevant enforcement authorities to remove Mr. Turnball and place him in prison, just like in Honduras, the usual suspects will raise a hue and cry that it was a coup, just like in Honduras.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 12:32 PM (poz2x)

250 @246 New York City survived Reagan telling them to drop dead. Pretty sure Chicago will survive when Trump says the same thing.
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Ford, not Reagan.

And iirc, NYC ended up getting bailed out anyway.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 12:34 PM (poz2x)

251
This stuff is like a mean girls clique. Inventing new language that only those cool enough to be inside the clique use.

"Oh, you still use the word vagina?"

* makes 'loser' sign with L at top of forehead *

Fvck 'em.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 25, 2018 12:36 PM (LOgQ4)

252 228 ...We need to see the rise of universities that teach hard sciences and classic western civilization, and the marginalization of universities that focus on oppression and victim studies.

Posted by: Cumberland Astro


There is some pushback, both unintentional (U of M Missoula dropping enrollments) and intentional, as Hungary has:

Hungary's populist government is stopping universities from offering courses in gender studies, saying there is no need for graduates in the labor market and they take taxpayer money away from other programs.

8/11/18, Fox News

And someone asked about DeVos u above; I think her latest push is for moar trade schools and less useless degrees. Trump approved, of course.

Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2018 12:37 PM (0ogQG)

253 They're not going to put Turnbull in prison.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2018 12:39 PM (AllCR)

254 @246 New York City survived Reagan telling them to drop dead. Pretty sure Chicago will survive when Trump says the same thing.
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Ford, not Reagan.

And iirc, NYC ended up getting bailed out anyway.
Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 12:34 PM (poz2x)

NYC did get bailed out anyway, and Ford never told them to "drop dead."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 12:41 PM (y8Foj)

255 I did see a huge Trump 2020 banner on someone's house today. It made up for the little bumper sticker
"Any functioning adult- 2020" I saw on a car yesterday.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2018 12:41 PM (AllCR)

256 Last I'd heard he was planning on suing to get his clearance back. That's pretty much a "put up or shut up" position. So I suspect the next time we hear from him will either be when he actually files his lawsuit, or he judges that enough time has passed that people have forgotten about his threat to sue the President.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 12:23 PM (SspEb)



Nah.

Trump's tweet was correct. That opens up discovery.

And discovery opens up...well, everything in his communications with Clinton, Soros, Mueller, Comes, etc, etc ,etc.

That isn't a threat to Trump. That's a Christmas gift.

It's a threat to his co-conspirators IMHO in the Russian "collusion"/impeachment fufaraw.

A "you better make me whole with money" threat.

If Brennan was actually going to sue, I suspect he'd somehow wind up committing Democratoicide by shooting himself in the back of the head at some public park late at night 40 or 50 times.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2018 12:41 PM (9q7Dl)

257 I'm in the mood for some meat soda.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 25, 2018 12:42 PM (Tyii7)

258 Hungary's populist government is stopping universities from offering courses in gender studies, saying there is no need for graduates in the labor market and they take taxpayer money away from other programs.

8/11/18, Fox News
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Hungary has it's head screwed-on straight.
And hot women too.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 12:42 PM (y8Foj)

259 okay, 'tis blues so stop counting so much...
I count this in a lot of signatures and Anna started this Tubes thinking.
https://bit.ly/2PDUzpp
have a great day all!

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 12:44 PM (dF9Lb)

260 Hungary's populist government is stopping universities from offering
courses in gender studies, saying there is no need for graduates in the
labor market and they take taxpayer money away from other programs.


Well, how in the world will they ever staff their HR departments?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 25, 2018 12:44 PM (Tyii7)

261 I need TP for my Fronthole !

Posted by: Frontholio at August 25, 2018 12:45 PM (EtYfs)

262 Did a search for "front hole" real quick. That term is in a lot more places than I thought. And has been around for longer than I thought.

It's sounds like a porn term.

Are the crazies going to call their hats "front hole hats"? Is "pussy" now a microaggression?

Do these highly credentialed medical professionals and people who wear their genitalia on their heads not know it's called a fucking "vulva"?

Posted by: McLurkerson at August 25, 2018 12:45 PM (Z7oqE)

263 NYC did get bailed out anyway, and Ford never told them to "drop dead."
Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 12:41 PM (y8Foj)

Ford was no conservative, but he was a nice guy--one of the reasons why he was picked to be Nixon's VP ( really to succeed him) and sailed through the vote. I doubt he ever told anyone to "drop dead."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 12:45 PM (y8Foj)

264 Gardening thread is up. Or you can stick around here. Have a great weekend.

Posted by: KTbarthedoor at August 25, 2018 12:45 PM (BVQ+1)

265 'm in the mood for some meat soda.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 25, 2018 12:42 PM (Tyii7)

Is that what they are calling joy juice these days?

Posted by: Discharged Semen at August 25, 2018 12:46 PM (y8Foj)

266 m in the mood for some meat soda.
Posted by: Sandra Flook at August 25, 2018 12:42 PM (Tyii7)

It's the jizz...with the fizz!

Posted by: Bill Krystol at August 25, 2018 12:47 PM (y8Foj)

267 I doubt he ever told anyone to "drop dead."

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 12:45 PM (y8Foj)


He didn't. He just said he would not bail out NYC without conditions...the "drop Dead" came from a newspaper headline in either the Daily News or The NY Post

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 25, 2018 12:49 PM (m8J9w)

268 Okay, damn it. Women have THREE "holes," and the first or "front hole" is for urine.

No, I do not assume men or women know this. I have a sister-in-law who had had three children and still wondered that if she urinated after sex, why wouldn't that work as birth control?

She didn't know that women pee out of the "front hole," menstruate and have sex with the "middle hole" and defecate with the "back hole." She'd never investigated enough, I imagine.

So, I'm not surprised about women not knowing this. What I will add is that science notes that the more "holes" one has for different functions, the higher up on the evolutionary chart an animal is. So men, who both urinate and ejaculate through the "same hole" could be said to have evolved less than the females.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at August 25, 2018 12:49 PM (HLTe8)

269
It's the jizz...with the fizz!


There was an old soda that highlighted it's superior fizz in an ad campaign as a selling point. I can't remeber which sode it was though.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)

270 He didn't. He just said he would not bail out NYC without conditions...the "drop Dead" came from a newspaper headline in either the Daily News or The NY Post
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 25, 2018 12:49 PM (m8J9w)

The usually witless Daily News

The New York Post was more of the "Headless Body Found in Topless Bar" variety....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 12:53 PM (y8Foj)

271 There was an old soda that highlighted it's superior fizz in an ad campaign as a selling point. I can't remeber which sode it was though.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 12:52 PM (10vO4)

Coors Light, pretty sure.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 25, 2018 12:53 PM (EhZNT)

272 A tasting menu of classic New York Post headlines:

https://tinyurl.com/ybpf8nfa

My favorite: Petraeus "Cloak and Shag Her"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 12:56 PM (kQs4Y)

273 Also, thanks for the link to Intellectual Froglegs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 12:57 PM (kQs4Y)

274 Willowed X2:
I know conventional wisdom is that you need larger calibers to stop a bear. But I wonder, if one had an automatic that shot smaller rounds, like .223, could you at least wound or chase off the bear?
==============================
An NPS ranger, (old school, moron material) said 12 gauge w/alternating slug/buckshot was the best bear stopper going. He was stationed at Glacier NP where the bears are brown and hungry.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 10:25 AM

Check out Maggie's link today about pistols and bear shootings. Surprising success with smaller calibers.

Posted by: CNN White Panel Truck at August 25, 2018 01:03 PM (ZoXvx)

275 Off, CNN sock.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 25, 2018 01:04 PM (ZoXvx)

276 She didn't know that women pee out of the "front hole," menstruate and have sex with the "middle hole" and defecate with the "back hole." She'd never investigated enough, I imagine.
==================================
Which hole do they use when they "squirt"? Asking for a friend...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 25, 2018 01:05 PM (ty7RM)

277 Eris, if you're around, please report status of: pie.

tyvm.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:06 PM (y87Qq)

278 What I will add is that science notes that the more "holes" one has for different functions, the higher up on the evolutionary chart an animal is. So men, who both urinate and ejaculate through the "same hole" could be said to have evolved less than the females.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at August 25, 2018 12:49 PM (HLTe8

This sounds like something from gender studies. So are we not counting sweat glands and other holes in our skin (the largest organ of the body)?

Just sayin when it comes to actual holes the human body and any animal is much more complex than front holes and back holes.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 25, 2018 01:10 PM (yhYmR)

279 Heh. My hash looks like a weapons grade virus.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 25, 2018 01:10 PM (ZoXvx)

280 Hogmartin, it was not bad for a first try. I put too much Bisquick in it so it was a bit too cake-y vs. egg-y. Still, the delicate cheesy crust on top was divine. Next time I will bake it in a bigger, shallower pan to maximize surface area.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 01:11 PM (kQs4Y)

281 Just sayin when it comes to actual holes the human body and any animal is much more complex than front holes and back holes.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 25, 2018 01:10 PM (yhYmR)


Not if you're rockin' a cloaca.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:12 PM (y87Qq)

282 Why isnt the mouth the front hole? Or alternatively the back hole if you start at the crotch and continue clockwise around the body. Are ears the side holes? What are nostrils? So many issues.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 01:14 PM (Z48ZB)

283
What I will add is that science notes that the more "holes" one has for different functions, the higher up on the evolutionary chart an animal is. So men, who both urinate and ejaculate through the "same hole" could be said to have evolved less than the females.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at August 25, 2018 12:49 PM (HLTe8



Then why does it take four thousand holes to fill the Albert Hall?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 01:14 PM (10vO4)

284 Sorry I got cloacachat mixed up with the cheesy egg pie chat. That's awkward.

Thank you for the update!

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:14 PM (y87Qq)

285 willowed, all the way down, but to get back to from Allmans to Tubes to JDWIII
https://bit.ly/2P38Zi0

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 01:14 PM (dF9Lb)

286 You will be made to care!


RTV6 Indianapolis
@rtv6
Lilly Diabetes has pulled its sponsorship of Conor Daly's No. 6 car in the NASCAR Xfinity race at Road America, citing a racially insensitive remark made by the driver's father in the 1980s that surfaced this week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

287 Woman reports on Twitter that she got accepted for a NASA internship, and gets a bit vulgar in her tweet announcing the fact.

Homer Hickam chides her for language.

Woman tells him to perform oral sex on her male anatomy (how does that work, exactly?).

Homer Hickam notes that he's part of the National Space Council that oversees NASA.

Oops...

She apparently lost her internship as a result. But after she apologized to Hickam, he put in an appeal to NASA to give her back the job. Unfortunately, she's apparently a member of the furry community, and that community decided that this was a slight aimed at them and harassed Hickam to the point that he deleted his Twitter account.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:16 PM (BqxmT)

288 the ruination of all the things continues, also please see that JDWIII link

Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 01:18 PM (dF9Lb)

289 She apparently lost her internship as a result. But
after she apologized to Hickam, he put in an appeal to NASA to give her
back the job. Unfortunately, she's apparently a member of the furry
community, and that community decided that this was a slight aimed at
them and harassed Hickam to the point that he deleted his Twitter
account.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:16 PM (BqxmT)


THIS IS AWESOME. Stupid should hurt.


It always hurt me, that's why I spent time to get smarter.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 25, 2018 01:20 PM (2K6fY)

290 citing a racially insensitive remark made by the driver's father in the 1980s that surfaced this week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)


"Conor Daly, 26, wasn't born when his father made the comment."

Ooh, do we get to visit the sins of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generation now? 'cause this is gonna be a fuckin' blast.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:20 PM (y87Qq)

291 Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:16 PM (BqxmT)
---

Rocket Boy versus Squirrel Girl.

I had no idea the 21st Century would get this weird this fast.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 01:22 PM (kQs4Y)

292 Rocket Boy versus Squirrel Girl.
I had no idea the 21st Century would get this weird this fast.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 01:22 PM (kQs4Y)


But no weapons, because Cookie Monster confiscated them all.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:23 PM (y87Qq)

293 282 Why isnt the mouth the front hole? Or alternatively the back hole if you start at the crotch and continue clockwise around the body. Are ears the side holes? What are nostrils? So many issues.
Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 01:14 PM (Z48ZB)


Soon to be taught in progressive medical schools:

Cranium - Think box
Heart - Thump lump
Lungs - Air meat
Limbs - Cis levers

Posted by: Soona at August 25, 2018 01:25 PM (Fs5vw)

294 Just thought a big difference, tell me if I'm on it something.
To conservatives your actions in public matter
To Leftists your actions in private matter

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2018 01:25 PM (lxZ71)

295 287. Furries. It's always the furries and the weebs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 25, 2018 01:26 PM (fA1SL)

296 So the number the total number of brain synapses does not play a factor in being "more evolved" opposable thumbs? complex tool making? Having the ability to adapt to any environment? The ability to control and dominate your environment?

The hole theory sounds like something that came from Real Peer Reviewed Twitter Feed or something . It's garbage like that which is destroying evolutionary theorists.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 25, 2018 01:27 PM (yhYmR)

297 "Unfortunately, she's apparently a member of the furry

community"
I keep seeing that expression. What is a furry? Not sure I want to look it up.

Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2018 01:27 PM (MxEKc)

298 We have Furries in NASA? Just kill me now.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 25, 2018 01:29 PM (yhYmR)

299 I keep seeing that expression. What is a furry? Not sure I want to look it up.
Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2018 01:27 PM (MxEKc)
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Mika? Is that you?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 01:29 PM (kQs4Y)

300 297. Furries are degenerates who dress up in cartoonish animal suits and engage in various deviant sex-acts. Under my benevolent administration, they'll dig canals until their suits fall off their emaciated frames, and then they'll get the bullet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 25, 2018 01:30 PM (fA1SL)

301
Why isnt the mouth the front hole? Or alternatively the back hole if you start at the crotch and continue clockwise around the body. Are ears the side holes? What are nostrils? So many issues.

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2018 01:14 PM (Z48ZB)


EXACTLY. The vagina doesn't even face towards the front, it angles downwards

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 01:30 PM (10vO4)

302 @291
Rocket Boy versus Squirrel Girl.
-------------------

Squirrel Girl would *never* use language like that. And that's part of what makes her so amusing - that she's a throwback to the Silver Age of comic books, existing in the post-90s Dark Ages stories.

Probably the worst thing she's ever done is... um... keep a very close eye on Bobby Baldwin. She definitely didn't stalk him. Nope. Squirrel Girl would *never* stalk! Nosirree!

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:30 PM (t/y9s)

303 What is a furry? Not sure I want to look it up.
Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2018 01:27 PM (MxEKc)


From context, it is clearly a community in which membership is unfortunate.

https://tinyurl.com/ycsrjepm

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:30 PM (y87Qq)

304 I apologize Junior. She's a favorite of mine too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 01:31 PM (kQs4Y)

305 290 citing a racially insensitive remark made by the driver's father in the 1980s that surfaced this week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

"Conor Daly, 26, wasn't born when his father made the comment."

Ooh, do we get to visit the sins of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generation now? 'cause this is gonna be a fuckin' blast.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:20 PM (y87Qq)

Of course this is the next step. It always has been. They have been telegraphing and discussing it for decades. Also something about history repeating itself and nothing new under the sun

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 25, 2018 01:32 PM (yhYmR)

306 Modified medical terms (cont.):

Arms - Reach sticks
Legs - Walk/Run sticks
Penis - Evil stick
Intestines - Eww hose

Posted by: Soona at August 25, 2018 01:34 PM (Fs5vw)

307 I have a sister-in-law who had had three children and still wondered that if she urinated after sex, why wouldn't that work as birth control?

...

So men, who both urinate and ejaculate through the "same hole" could be said to have evolved less than the females.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at August 25, 2018 12:49 PM (HLTe


To be honest, I've often wondered how the men's reproductive cells could survive the journey through a place that would contain a disinfectant like ammonia. Never made sense to me. Your SIL ain't no dummy. Or maybe we're both dummies.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 25, 2018 01:35 PM (/qEW2)

308 Any of you flight simmers out there, check this out.?

https://bit.ly/2wpsSIa

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

309 Hog, you have the strangest images ready at your fingertips.

I hope they manage to smuggle out that Russian skverl's prison diaries.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 01:37 PM (kQs4Y)

310 @297 I keep seeing that expression. What is a furry? Not sure I want to look it up.
----------------------

People who fetishize anthropomorphic mammals. Some of them do it to the point where they dress up in full-body costumes and even have sex while wearing those costumes.

And by "anthropomorphic mammals", I don't mean "anime cat girls". Instead, think of someone dressed as Pluto.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:40 PM (t/y9s)

311 "citing a racially insensitive remark made by the driver's father in the 1980s that surfaced this week.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)"
A school superintend in Georgia was fired last week for a racially charges rant (in a private conversation that was recorded somehow.) But that is not enough. He has a civil suit against him for racism/hate or whatever.
So now it is not just poor taste, hurtful and socially unacceptable to use racial slurs. Or sign of bad character. It is now illegal. And probably retroactive. I'm expecting most of the people I grew up with will soon be in the camps.


Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2018 01:40 PM (MxEKc)

312 I met a furry in an art class once (not in costume). He was just about the weirdest human being I've ever seen.

Damaged only scratches the surface.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,Turkey Volume Guessing Man! at August 25, 2018 01:40 PM (EhZNT)

313 Flurries definitely get the bullet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2018 01:41 PM (89T5c)

314 313. Yes. But first, hard labor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 25, 2018 01:42 PM (fA1SL)

315 Qanon boards on 8vhan are digging into Jordan Peterson, (who is a leftist, globalist, and probably an atheist but to be fair his positions change so much I have no idea what he truly believes except he likes money and fame). And it hasn't taken them long to find lots of smoke.

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2018/08/mailvox- on-hunt.html?m=1

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 25, 2018 01:44 PM (yhYmR)

316 "I keep seeing that expression. What is a furry? Not sure I want to look it up.

----------------------



People who fetishize anthropomorphic mammals. Some of them do it to
the point where they dress up in full-body costumes and even have sex
while wearing those costumes."

There's a whole community of these people? And one of them was hired at NASA? Well, at least one of her parents never used a racial slur. That would be a sign of moral turpitude.

Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2018 01:45 PM (MxEKc)

317
Ooh, do we get to visit the sins of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generation now? 'cause this is gonna be a fuckin' blast.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:20 PM (y87Qq)


They hate religion but in reality their philosophyleans heavly on old religous tenets

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 25, 2018 01:45 PM (10vO4)

318 307 I have a sister-in-law who had had three children and still wondered that if she urinated after sex, why wouldn't that work as birth control?

...

So men, who both urinate and ejaculate through the "same hole" could be said to have evolved less than the females.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at August 25, 2018 12:49 PM (HLTe

To be honest, I've often wondered how the men's reproductive cells could survive the journey through a place that would contain a disinfectant like ammonia. Never made sense to me. Your SIL ain't no dummy. Or maybe we're both dummies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 25, 2018 01:35 PM (/qEW2)

The final red pill is water sports that flood the front hole right after completion.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 25, 2018 01:46 PM (yhYmR)

319 Hog, you have the strangest images ready at your fingertips.

Aw, thank you. Very nice of you to say that.

I hope they manage to smuggle out that Russian skverl's prison diaries.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 25, 2018 01:37 PM (kQs4Y)


I would not touch that journal or anything that journal had touched. How would it be smuggled out? No. Nononono.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 01:47 PM (y87Qq)

320 I keep seeing that expression. What is a furry? Not sure I want to look it up.
Posted by: Ripley at August 25, 2018 01:27 PM (MxEKc)


It's a subset of otherkin. They're sexual deviants who like to imagine that they're furry animals and dress up in costumes and go to conventions. Just do searches on terms like "yiff", "vore", "burnt fur" and you'll soon get a handle on what they are like.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 25, 2018 01:47 PM (/qEW2)

321 RTV6 Indianapolis
@rtv6
Lilly Diabetes has pulled its sponsorship of Conor Daly's No. 6 car in the NASCAR Xfinity race at Road America, citing a racially insensitive remark made by the driver's father in the 1980s that surfaced this week.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 01:15 PM (+y/Ru)

So now, it's not about you making a racially insensitive comment today, but about your father making one three decades ago.

There are are a lot of normal people over the age of 60 who will be glad when their "time" comes--just to get the fuck off this stupid planet.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 01:47 PM (y8Foj)

322 @313 Flurries definitely get the bullet.
-----------------------

What'd Dairy Queen ever do to you?

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:48 PM (t/y9s)

323
To be honest, I've often wondered how the men's reproductive cells could survive the journey through a place that would contain a disinfectant like ammonia. Never made sense to me.



Though I swim through the valley of the shadow of death

Posted by: The Male Sperm at August 25, 2018 01:50 PM (10vO4)

324 320. Mister Metokur has documented these degenerates, and gone to war with them quite a few times.
https://youtu.be/GeSyVybApb4

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 25, 2018 01:50 PM (fA1SL)

325 @316 There's a whole community of these people?
-----------------

There's over 6 billion people on the planet. And the internet has made it possible for the particularly unusual to find others like themselves.

So, yeah.

There's worse.

Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:50 PM (t/y9s)

326 Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 01:47 PM (y8Foj)

Leftists-winning votes daily, or in this case Daley whom I assume probably won't be voting for Demoncrats.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2018 01:53 PM (AllCR)

327 I keep watching "Black Pilled." It's a Youtube red pilled channel for people who want to be deeply depressed, LOL. Sort of touches on a lot of the surrounding deep state conspiracy theories in a more grounded way that is not too tinfoily. Very well produced.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvaHgYcWAAcn5D54w4Dqezg

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2018 01:54 PM (q177U)

328 There's over 6 billion people on the planet. And the internet has made it possible for the particularly unusual to find others like themselves.

So, yeah.

There's worse.
Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:50 PM (t/y9s)

---------------

This is very true. Dream up the most deviant sexually twisted thing you can imagine. There are probably a dozen plus web sites already dedicated to that scenario.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 25, 2018 01:56 PM (I16G8)

329 Hawaiian judge strikes again!

A federal judge on Saturday struck down several key provisions in President Trump's executive orders that he signed earlier this year that would have made it easier to fire federal workers.

In a court ruling, U.S. District Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson wrote that unions were right in arguing that the provisions included in the orders infringed upon areas that are negotiated between federal employee unions and the government.

Jackson, an appointee of former President Obama, wrote that the orders "impair the ability of agency officials to keep an open mind, and to participate fully in give-and-take discussions, during collective bargaining negotiations."

-
This Hawaiian judge is from D.C.

https://bit.ly/2wewjSL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 01:57 PM (+y/Ru)

330 I've actually had a productive Saturday since 0500. I'm gonna put a stop to that shit RIGHT. NOW.

/me breaks out vodka

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 25, 2018 01:58 PM (NL6wI)

331 252
Hungary's populist government is stopping universities from offering courses in gender studies, saying there is no need for graduates in the labor market and they take taxpayer money away from other programs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 25, 2018 12:37 PM (0ogQG)


That is awesome. Let's hope it spreads.

Posted by: rickl at August 25, 2018 02:02 PM (sdi6R)

332 >>>/me breaks out vodka


This is a solid plan.

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2018 02:08 PM (q177U)

333 Ooh, do we get to visit the sins of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generation now? 'cause this is gonna be a fuckin' blast.
-----------------------
Heh.

I know some people interpret that verse as some kind of support for the doctrine of original sin but I just see it as a statement of simple FACT.

Take the federal budget. The penalty for the profligacy and greed of earlier generations will be visited on the children and grandchildren.

The abusive parent will have a damaged child who will in turn be a damaged parent.

The welfare queen will raise irresponsible kids.

Etc.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 25, 2018 02:19 PM (0jtPF)

334 willowed, all the way down, but to get back to from Allmans to Tubes to JDWIII
https://bit.ly/2P38Zi0
Posted by: micky at August 25, 2018 01:14 PM (dF9Lb)

to kws

https://tinyurl.com/y9zec7mp

Posted by: weirdflunky at August 25, 2018 02:21 PM (VYFGg)

335 >>>>When the house goes up in flames and the insurer refuses to pay out tell them you hadn't finished your performance art piece.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 25, 2018 12:24 PM (fMTfV)

LMAO!!! I needed a laugh, thanks.

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2018 02:23 PM (q177U)

336 To be honest, I've often wondered how the men's reproductive cells could survive the journey through a place that would contain a disinfectant like ammonia. Never made sense to me. Your SIL ain't no dummy. Or maybe we're both dummies.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 25, 2018 01:35 PM (/qEW2)


No ammonia. Urea is ammonia conjugated with the deadly pollutant carbon dioxide, and is of neutral pH (the conjugation is basically wrapping up ammonia just to avoid its toxic effects). Urine ends up smelling of ammonia only after bacterial action on it releases the ammonia and the carbon dioxide outgasses.

The vagina is somewhat acidic (to impede bacterial growth), about the same pH as the buffering point of acetic acid (pKa 4.95), which is why vinegar is used as a douche. So any ammonia that somehow found its way there would be protonated, as it buffers at a pH of ca. 10 (IIRC).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 25, 2018 02:25 PM (gpOiA)

337 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 25, 2018 02:25 PM (gpOiA)

I don't know exactly when or how that's going to be useful, but somewhere, a lurker is going to save lives with that knowledge.

"Quick, I need a penny, a galvanized nail, and your vagina!"
"My WHAT?!"
"I mean your front hole"
"Oh, OK!"

Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 02:33 PM (y87Qq)

338 The vagina is somewhat acidic...

That's why I love this smart military blog. You learn such things here...

Posted by: Last at August 25, 2018 02:37 PM (8HiDF)

339 I don't know exactly when or how that's going to be useful, but somewhere, a lurker is going to save lives with that knowledge.

"Quick, I need a penny, a galvanized nail, and your vagina!"
"My WHAT?!"
"I mean your front hole"
"Oh, OK!"
Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 02:33 PM (y87Qq)


All part of the service!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 25, 2018 02:38 PM (gpOiA)

340 I saw Vinegary Vagina open for Four Non Blondes at the Lilith Fair in 1993

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 25, 2018 02:40 PM (N1ZXu)

341 I'll take pick up lines for $100, Alex...

"Say, how about if I give you a big alkaline to help neutralize your acidic vajayjay"


Posted by: Last at August 25, 2018 02:40 PM (8HiDF)

342 Beautiful little vid featuring the P-38 Lightning.

https://bit.ly/2MSme7q

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 25, 2018 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)

343 There's over 6 billion people on the planet. And the internet has made it possible for the particularly unusual to find others like themselves.

So, yeah.

There's worse.
Posted by: junior at August 25, 2018 01:50 PM (t/y9s)

---------------

This is very true. Dream up the most deviant sexually twisted thing you can imagine. There are probably a dozen plus web sites already dedicated to that scenario.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 25, 2018 01:56 PM (I16G
The same goes for political ideas. Stupid ideas that were once almost universally laughed at are now taken seriously. They then attract a following--before finally being noticed by politician-whores who propose the stupid shit that becomes law.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 25, 2018 02:48 PM (y8Foj)

344 I don't know exactly when or how that's going to be useful, but somewhere, a lurker is going to save lives with that knowledge.

"Quick, I need a penny, a galvanized nail, and your vagina!"
"My WHAT?!"
"I mean your front hole"
"Oh, OK!"
Posted by: hogmartin at August 25, 2018 02:33 PM (y87Qq)


Hahah! This is why I come here.

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2018 02:49 PM (q177U)

345 There's a fun astronomy youtube channel that I've been going to. It's a science fiction author by the name of John Michael Godier. He has an odd vocal delivery, kind of a monotone. But it's strangely soothing. Lots of science speculation:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEszlI8-W79IsU8LSAiRbDg

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2018 02:52 PM (q177U)

346 >>>Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 25, 2018 02:25 PM (gpOiA)

I was told there'd be no chemistry on this blog.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 25, 2018 02:54 PM (/qEW2)

347 Pets Nood up

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 25, 2018 03:05 PM (I16G8)

348 313. Yes. But first, hard labor.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 25, 2018 01:42 PM (fA1SL)



Canal building has curative power.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 25, 2018 03:18 PM (yQpMk)

349 I don't like chemistry. There's the notion that proteins are formed by uniform processes in cells. So it sounds like something orderly like an assembly line. But it's not like an assembly line. It's just gunk floating around in water that randomly collides in order to form stuff. It's aesthetically repellent, like how Einstein found it repellent that there would be no determinism at the quantum level.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 25, 2018 03:21 PM (/qEW2)

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