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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Paul Frenzeny
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 09:30 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 09:30 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: dantesed at August 21, 2018 09:31 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 09:32 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 09:32 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Teh gator at August 21, 2018 09:32 AM (ZYcR0)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 09:32 AM (mk7Bj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Clan Wolf-in-Exile at August 21, 2018 09:32 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 21, 2018 09:32 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 21, 2018 09:33 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:33 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Gator at August 21, 2018 09:33 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JAS at August 21, 2018 09:33 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Clan Wolf-in-Exile at August 21, 2018 09:33 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 09:34 AM (MgU6y)
Posted by: rickl at August 21, 2018 09:34 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 09:34 AM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 21, 2018 09:34 AM (438dO)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 09:34 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Governor Clinton Tyree at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (LISuA)
Feels right
Posted by: Starbuck at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (6geMp)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (QLvwG)
Brain still the size of a walnut.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 09:36 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 09:36 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 21, 2018 09:36 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: PDT at August 21, 2018 09:36 AM (6geMp)
See those two white dots together center right?
They're they snipers.
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (LA9ih)
There were FOUR dots
Posted by: J.L. Picard at August 21, 2018 09:36 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 09:37 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, For Brutus Is An Honorable Marine Ranger at August 21, 2018 09:37 AM (87ijN)
Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 09:37 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Lisa Page at August 21, 2018 09:37 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: JAS at August 21, 2018 09:37 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: J.L. Picard at August 21, 2018 09:36 AM (jxbfJ)
Before the alligators showed up, maybe...
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2018 09:38 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 09:38 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 09:38 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Michelle Wolf at August 21, 2018 09:38 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 09:38 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: The Artist Formerly Known as Prince at August 21, 2018 09:38 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Wine Mom at August 21, 2018 09:39 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Gen. Francois Marion at August 21, 2018 09:39 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 09:39 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 09:39 AM (MAstk)
Over 1,140,000 ballots so far.
GOP 56k more ballots than Dems.
Posted by: HA
That's where Camera Hogg had best not run for office.
Seems there were parents, who lost children in the shooting, who are running for office in Coward County.
Hogg refused to campaign for them.
Asses are sore regarding him.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:39 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 09:40 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 09:40 AM (m/vQu)
Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at August 21, 2018 09:40 AM (QLvwG)
Brain still the size of a walnut.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (DKgtk)
I can still chomp your ass, though.
Posted by: Albert Alligator at August 21, 2018 09:40 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Anon a mouse
Pave paradise, put up a parking lot
Posted by: Joni Mitchell at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: The Backhole Anti-Defamation League at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (HiLJ1)
Funded by legalizing and taxing the sale of recreational marijuana.
Perhaps they would consider legalizing prostitution, and imposing an entertainment and amusement tax.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (cxQLr)
Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau"
See, there's this thing...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 09:39 AM (kqsXK)
Well definitely don't think about EAL 401. That doesn't help at all.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (IqOTP)
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 09:42 AM (CTtdn)
Surely anyone with a walnut sized brain knows he's toxic shit.
Then again, democrats...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 09:42 AM (iiixZ)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:42 AM (JJZzu)
What's the Top 10 for Greatest Democrat Defeats of All Time?
You can include franken and/or that evil NY AG Scheiderman.
Posted by: Soothi at August 21, 2018 09:42 AM (MgU6y)
Posted by: Gator bait at August 21, 2018 09:42 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:42 AM (JJZzu)
And pythons, don't forget.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (mCMQ5)
Surely anyone with a walnut sized brain knows he's toxic shit.
Then again, democrats...
Posted by: Martini Farmer
It was probably when he was all that and a bag of chips.
Then he went off the rails
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Joni Mitchell at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (FZYNt)
Nothing but flowers.
Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Then I saw "Everglades." Mosquitoes, swamp, nasty heat. If somebody says "tropical paradise," I say those two things are polar opposites.
But it is a neat painting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: JTB at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (V+03K)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Tee Hee Johnson at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 09:44 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 09:44 AM (r9UYA)
That's all he got 'cause the alligator bit it!
Left arm gone clean up to the elbow --!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 09:45 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
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Oh yes, goody, thank you for reminding me.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:45 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (JJZzu)
No, it's in October....the 13th....it's a Friday.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 09:45 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 09:45 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2018 09:45 AM (cxQLr)
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 09:45 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Stephan Foster at August 21, 2018 09:45 AM (CDGwz)
Or the Genovese Memorial Cemetery for Snitches and Rats.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Tuna at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (Phln5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (dNzKv)
Obviously, this can only be resolved by mud wrestling.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (HiLJ1)
Creeper, because you're interested, here's what's going on so far in my new Theda Bara story: several years before the story begins, Theda's stand-in was murdered by her boyfriend, who was found - dazed and stammering - in the middle of her blood-soaked apartment with a knife in his hand.
The prosecutors couldn't find a body, but the circumstantial evidence was enough to send the fellow to the gas chamber, he protesting his innocence all the while.
And now Theda is convinced she has seen her supposedly dead stand-in. Alive.
I have no idea where this is going. As I mentioned to Anna, I would love it if this morphed into something that would kick-start my aborted Theda Bara novel, but I don't know.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (mCMQ5)
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Oh geez, you're right. That's what I get for looking at this on my phone. I think I liked it better when I couldn't see them.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 09:47 AM (AM1GF)
At the end of the day, they'll look thru all the lists of people that have voted, get an injunction from a Dem judge to stay open longer, and "enfranchise" those people who didn't come in.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 09:47 AM (f6lTY)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 09:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 09:47 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau"
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Is there such a thing as a bad place?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 09:47 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (gmo/4)
My friend from Louisiana calls overpasses "hills".
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 09:47 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: LWC at August 21, 2018 09:47 AM (G8lfi)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
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Can't forget about the pythons, brother!
Posted by: Hulk Hogan at August 21, 2018 09:48 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (Enq6K)
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Well, I would have shown up in the wrong month!
That gives us lots of time to help you shop.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:48 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2018 09:48 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: steevy
Oh geez, you're right. That's what I get for looking at this on my phone. I think I liked it better when I couldn't see them.
Posted by: bluebell
And that's how gators get ya, people...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 09:48 AM (AM1GF)
Literally.
Posted by: Boy Scouts of America at August 21, 2018 09:49 AM (vbJig)
Brain still the size of a walnut.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:35 AM (DKgtk)
Huh. My wife uses those same words sometimes, when she thinks I'm not listening.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, sitting quietly in the corner at August 21, 2018 09:49 AM (LISuA)
Female rage. Squealing. And pari-mutuel betting.
Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 09:49 AM (Bdeb0)
My friend from Louisiana calls overpasses "hills".
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018
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Believe me, I know. Loozyana: Endless flat greenness, a peculiar yellow-green shade that makes you queasy after looking at it for a while. Say, 40-50 years.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 09:49 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
And without the bikinis, because those are sexist
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 09:49 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 09:50 AM (A5R3R)
Posted by: rickl
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Florida Panthers. They're elusive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 09:50 AM (xSo9G)
Obviously, this can only be resolved by mud wrestling.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2018 09:46 AM (HiLJ1)Mm
Because Miss ND alleges she's being ignored. Is there a descriptor that is greater than high maintenance?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 09:50 AM (m/vQu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
And yet, everyone wonders how the lady and her little dog Toto got et.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:50 AM (DKgtk)
Obviously, this can only be resolved by mud wrestling.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
And without the bikinis, because those are sexist
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018
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I vote for topless boxing, myself.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 09:51 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Kris at August 21, 2018 09:51 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 09:51 AM (A5R3R)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Trophy wife.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:51 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Michelle
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 09:51 AM (8ikIW)
Funded by legalizing and taxing the sale of recreational marijuana.
Perhaps they would consider legalizing prostitution, and imposing an entertainment and amusement tax.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (i/+aM)
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MD PSA: Smoke more pot. It's for the children.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2018 09:51 AM (G0vdT)
the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a
thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Posted by: K at August 21, 2018 09:52 AM (gmo/4)
"Interested" doesn't begin to cover it. Fascinated, desperate, waiting-with-bated-breath would be more accurate.
Maybe Theda was the intended target.
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2018 09:52 AM (LA9ih)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Florida cougars are everywhere. IYKWIM.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:52 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 09:53 AM (jDF8P)
Conversation overheard in the swamp:
"I'm tellin' ya, man. You have to do your market research, really dig deep into the company's financials before you buy stock. And another thing..."
Posted by: An Investi-gator at August 21, 2018 09:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2018 09:51 AM (G0vdT)
"It's about time parents became the pushers."
Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 09:53 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Hulk Hogan at August 21, 2018 09:48 AM (7HtZB)
Can't forget the Motor City!
Posted by: Martha and the Vandellas at August 21, 2018 09:53 AM (kqsXK)
57 So in the latest on Maryland's gubernatorial race, Democratic
Socialist Ben Jealous has put forth a plan for universal pre-K for all.
Funded by legalizing and taxing the sale of recreational marijuana.
Perhaps they would consider legalizing prostitution, and imposing an entertainment and amusement tax.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (i/+aM)
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MD PSA: Smoke more pot. It's for the children.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2018
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"Stop in for a happy ending massage. It's for the children!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 09:53 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at August 21, 2018 09:53 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 21, 2018 09:53 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: saf at August 21, 2018 09:54 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:54 AM (JJZzu)
And that's how gators get ya, people...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Exactly! One minute you're distracted as you're googling something on your smart phone, the next minute you're being twirled around underwater in the jaws of a 250 lb. gator.
Mostly happens to Yankee tourists.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 09:54 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (i/+aM)
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MD PSA: Smoke more pot. It's for the children.
Posted by: WisRich
Hookers. For. The. Kids.
C'mon dads! Pony up! Support juniors' school library.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 09:54 AM (DKgtk)
That gives us lots of time to help you shop.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:48 AM (JJZzu)
I've already begun...haven't found anything yet.
Amazon has 'Prime Wardrobe'. You can pick out clothes that you like, up to a certain dollar amount. They ship them to you and you have one week to try them on and return/keep what you want. They don't charge you until you decide. I've tried 3 dresses...two are NO! and one is a 'maybe'. But I'll probably send all 3 back. I have another one on the way from a different store.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 09:55 AM (Enq6K)
Just want to start my day by saying white people are AWESOME! Almost as awesome as kittens and puppies!
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018
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Glad you decided to take my advice and shift your stand, Sarah.
Posted by: NY Times Publisher at August 21, 2018 09:55 AM (CTtdn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 09:55 AM (p+Wdc)
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Rooowrrrr. . .
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at August 21, 2018 09:53 AM (vbJig)
Hold on there, it is way to early for mouth vomit.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 09:55 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 09:55 AM (I9Sw7)
Brilliant!
Posted by: Democrat Party at August 21, 2018 09:56 AM (vbJig)
This guy should have painted from life so he could get the details right. What a sissy.
(I actually like the painting)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 21, 2018 09:56 AM (QmhyA)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 21, 2018 09:57 AM (DxWUs)
Funded by legalizing and taxing the sale of recreational marijuana.
Any chance they'll be learning all the wonderful benefits of marijuana in those schools?
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 09:57 AM (iYaJJ)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:57 AM (JJZzu)
That gives us lots of time to help you shop.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:48 AM (JJZzu)
I've already begun...haven't found anything yet.
Amazon has 'Prime Wardrobe'. You can pick out clothes that you
like, up to a certain dollar amount. They ship them to you and you have
one week to try them on and return/keep what you want. They don't
charge you until you decide. I've tried 3 dresses...two are NO! and one
is a 'maybe'. But I'll probably send all 3 back. I have another one
on the way from a different store.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 09:55 AM (Enq6K)
ewwwweeeee! You're putting on clothes some other sweaty broad put on?
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:57 AM (JJZzu)
Yep...I'm outta kids.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (Enq6K)
...drop out after the tenth grade and we get back double our money!
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (iYaJJ)
So hear me when I say this. . .
umm. . . what were we talking about?
Posted by: Maryland Stoners' Alliance at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (vbJig)
Somebody could do a really raunchy take-off on K-A-R-S 4 KIDS, but I won't.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 09:59 AM (kqsXK)
64 This looks pretty and peaceful, CBD, thank you. I need this. Although
I'm pretty sure it's full of gators. Those I don't need.
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:42 AM (JJZzu)
And pythons, don't forget.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
And tegu lizards. And iguanas.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 10:00 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Archer
Japanese men buy the returns
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 10:00 AM (8ikIW)
Yeh...Jealous is a hoot to listen to.
Seeing as the city of Baltimore has the shittiest schools in the State, it would only make sense to sell more dope in the depressed areas of the city.
For the children.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:00 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 21, 2018 10:00 AM (jsWA8)
Did they ever catch that wacko who said he was going to shoot Trump? I believe he was last spotted somewhere in WV.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 21, 2018 10:00 AM (iiixZ)
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (iYaJJ)
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Except we get to pay for lifelong "rehabilitation" through Medicaid and Medi-Cal and all publicly funded scams they have for druggies.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 10:00 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Maryland Stoners' Alliance at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (vbJig)
sativa vs indica
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 10:00 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
I'm sure they're cleaned...and even if they aren't...they're on for about 45 seconds.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:01 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared
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Yeah...too snouty for gators.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 10:01 AM (xSo9G)
Those snouts are way to thin for American Alligators. Must be some other everglade...
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 21, 2018 10:00 AM (jsWA
Too long and too thin, crocodiles not alligators.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 21, 2018 10:01 AM (DxWUs)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
At least the tegus can be friendly...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 10:01 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 10:01 AM (gmo/4)
Democratic Socialist Ben Jealous has put forth a plan for universal
pre-K for all.
Funded by legalizing and taxing the sale of recreational marijuana.
Perhaps they would consider legalizing prostitution, and imposing an entertainment and amusement tax.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (i/+aM)
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MD PSA: Smoke more pot. It's for the children.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2018 09:51 AM (G0vdT)
I've given up on the notion of keeping pot illegal, because who gives a damn anymore.
What I resent though, is this tra la la attitude people have about introducing it to kids.
Look folks, if you started smoking weed in your mid 20s, and now smoke it regularly, there's no evidence (so far) that it's harming your brain.
If you started in your teens though, and smoked regularly, it harmed your brain. Full. Stop. And you can't repair the damage you did.
So fine, go ahead and legalize the shit. Speed up the Idiocracy. I don't care anymore.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (9chmE)
Then the gators got smart. They started traveling side-by-side in pairs, and each one would close one eye...
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Civil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (8ikIW)
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Worked for us!
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. and Sandy Duncan at August 21, 2018 10:03 AM (vbJig)
Western Maryland last night.
Sleeping in a stolen red Pickup with PA tags.
For the geographically challenged....Western Maryland borders West Virginia, and Charlestown isn't to far from the border.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:03 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2018 10:03 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (9chmE)
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 10:03 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: Civil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (3HNOQ)
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Why a duck?
Posted by: Chico Marx at August 21, 2018 10:04 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Civil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (3HNOQ)
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No. You mean targets.
Posted by: Mechanical Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:04 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: dantesed at August 21, 2018 09:31 AM (88xKn)
Where was the woman walking her dog?
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 21, 2018 10:04 AM (X8DLV)
https://bit.ly/2MM3Nla
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 21, 2018 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:05 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 21, 2018 10:05 AM (m45I2)
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https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/305296/
Military services facing a dwindling pool of qualified applicants.
Put more simply, the purpose of the AFQT isn't to identify the most qualified, but to winnow out the illiterate, the 30 percent who can't read, write, or count, despite their high school diplomas.
Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 10:05 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 10:05 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 21, 2018 10:05 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:06 AM (i/+aM)
https://bit.ly/2MM3Nla
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Page me if they decide to stick 108mm guns on the arms...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 10:06 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 10:06 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz!
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*raises hand*
I know! I know!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 10:06 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
I'm sure they're cleaned...and even if they aren't...they're on for about 45 seconds.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:01 AM (Enq6K)
Sure, you bet, totally microbe free. From Amazon... They have top men cleaning their returns. top. men.
Just like at fine department stores everywhere. Every night, all the days try ons are completely sanitized for the next day's shoppers...
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 10:06 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 10:06 AM (JJZzu)
Makes it hard to throw touchdowns, so maybe not too smart ...
Posted by: Adriane the Sports Critic ... at August 21, 2018 10:07 AM (AoK0a)
"Why a duck?"
Because 'Aquanewt' doesn't roll off the tongue the same way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:06 AM (i/+aM)
And ducks float, like wood and small rocks.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at August 21, 2018 10:07 AM (DxWUs)
Oh. You mean viaducts.
Posted by: Civil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (3HNOQ)
I call viaducts "front holes" and tunnels "back holes". Bridges are still "bridges" but I spell them "STFU" then fly into a rage.
Posted by: Uncivil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:08 AM (guOXV)
Even Mrs. Wooten well as Little Nitty
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Morning Cap'n. You're up early.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 10:09 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 10:09 AM (m/vQu)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 10:09 AM (gmo/4)
******
Just gotta know how to handle 'em right, like me.
Posted by: Three-toed Muldoon at August 21, 2018 10:09 AM (m45I2)
As a bag carrying Navy recruiter in the Pigtown section of Baltimore, I had one of Baltimores finest students walk into the office and take the EST.
Scored something like a twelve. Functionally illiterate, and couldn't add two plus two, and get the same answer twice in a row.
He explained to me that his counselor told him he should go to college.
I told him good luck.
That he wasn't qualified to join the Navy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:09 AM (i/+aM)
I call viaducts "front holes" and tunnels "back holes". Bridges are still "bridges" but I spell them "STFU" then fly into a rage.
Posted by: Uncivil Engineer
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Ah. Engineer's argot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 10:10 AM (CDGwz)
Being in a pair of Crocs is overrated.
Posted by: Woman walking her dog at August 21, 2018 10:10 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 10:10 AM (m/vQu)
Posted by: X-ray at August 21, 2018 10:10 AM (6BjFc)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 10:06 AM (gmo/4)
See...they're fine.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:11 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (JJZzu)
No, it's in October....the 13th....it's a Friday.
Posted by: Tami
We're here for you.
Posted by: Mr Helpful at August 21, 2018 10:12 AM (fJD+N)
Oh. You mean viaducts.
Posted by: Civil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (3HNOQ)
I call viaducts "front holes" and tunnels "back holes". Bridges are
still "bridges" but I spell them "STFU" then fly into a rage.
Posted by: Uncivil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:08 AM (guOXV)
You know what they say about engineers, spend your who career building bridges, and they'll call you an engineer, but then you suck just one weener, and they stop calling you an engineer.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 10:13 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: a moron at August 21, 2018 10:14 AM (Evws/)
My mood swings from depressed, to hopeless, to terrified and back again.
I blame climate change; it has been an overcast, cold and gloomy August, and looks to get worse.
Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 10:15 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 10:15 AM (I9Sw7)
You need to move out of Scotland.
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 10:16 AM (NLLmE)
Bill DeBlasio, the high taxing Mayor of NYC, just stole my campaign slogan: PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT! That's not at all nice. No imagination!
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:16 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 21, 2018 10:16 AM (1R0ul)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 09:58 AM (gmo/4)
I'm sure they're cleaned...and even if they aren't...they're on for about 45 seconds.
Posted by: Tami
Just like smallpox blankets.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 10:16 AM (DKgtk)
I just got a letter from Planned Parenthood asking for a donation in return for membership. Does membership get you discounts on abortion? A punch card with the 10th free? I am mostly upset because they got my name and address, and I have no idea how, based on my internet history. Brooklyn Tabernacle Devotionals, WWII history and pet rescues don't exactly scream "I want an abortion."
Thoughts on how to respond?
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 10:17 AM (V+V48)
I need to poison the cats and for that I need to run down the mountain to the feed store for flea dab. But first I need to help my neighbor chip a hole in the ground to bury last night's victim. Busy morning.
Later, sweet people.
Posted by: creeper at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (LA9ih)
They're they snipers.
Why are they in arctic camo?
Posted by: Amish lurker at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (X8DLV)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 10:13 AM (9chmE)
Same for Lawyers but they'll call you more often.
Posted by: Lisa Page at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: bluebell at August 21, 2018 09:43 AM (JJZzu)
No, it's in October....the 13th....it's a Friday.
Posted by: Tami
Have you had the Prenup Talk with him yet?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:19 AM (i/+aM)
Thoughts on how to respond?
Posted by: moki
it's not just abortions, it for Womens Health!!
All the healthy stuff that you can't get from anybody else, like abortions!
Um, no, wait a minute....
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 10:19 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 10:17 AM (V+V4
Vulgarity always works for me. But I'm not a Tabernacle Devotional sort.
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 10:19 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: redneck at August 21, 2018 10:21 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: rickl
That kitteh is performing a gastro-intestinal examination.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 21, 2018 10:22 AM (X8DLV)
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at August 21, 2018 10:22 AM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (DKgtk)
Maybe it was The Punisher Tee?
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 10:22 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: NCKate at August 21, 2018 10:22 AM (ej/4k)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
No...their assets are about equal.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:22 AM (Enq6K)
Oh. You mean viaducts.
Posted by: Civil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM (3HNOQ)
I call viaducts "front holes" and tunnels "back holes". Bridges are still "bridges" but I spell them "STFU" then fly into a rage.
Posted by: Uncivil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:08 AM (guOXV)
I call garages "car holes"
Posted by: Moe Szyslak at August 21, 2018 10:23 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 10:02 AM
We do. We remember everything.
Posted by: Pepperidge Farm at August 21, 2018 10:22 AM (p+Wdc)
Along with every women I've ever known.
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 10:23 AM (gmo/4)
Carried your MAGA hat in your right hand while in the courthouse?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:23 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 10:17 AM (V+V4
Tell them if they are aware their founder was a eugenics racist and you don't contribute to racist organizations .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 10:23 AM (m/vQu)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 10:24 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 10:24 AM (+jsVQ)
And vittles for a week.
Posted by: redneck at August 21, 2018 10:21 AM (PNcou)
Anyway, like I was sayin', gator is the fruit of the swamp. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, gator-kabobs, gator creole, gator gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple gator, lemon gator, coconut gator, pepper gator, gator soup, gator stew, gator salad, gator and potatoes, gator burger, gator sandwich. That - that's about it.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 10:17 AM (V+V4
I would tell them that you have made a donation to your preferred pro-life organization, as an offset to any other donations they may take in. Also, that you are praying for them in the name of Jesus Christ, who made little children one of His priorities.
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 10:24 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Javems at August 21, 2018 10:25 AM (cSfOv)
Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 10:25 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 10:17 AM (V+V4
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ask for their baby-parts price list.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at August 21, 2018 10:25 AM (PNcou)
Thoughts on how to respond?
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 10:17 AM (V+V4
Tell them you'd like an appt. for a mammogram because you keep hearing they do those.
Speakin' of which, saw this on twitter this morning:
NARAL Pro-Choice OR @prochoiceoregon
We've partnered with @WhatstheScoopdx by offering ice cream pints for sale for a limited time only, including a new custom flavor made exclusively for NARAL Pro-Choice Oregon: Rocky Roe v. Wade! Order yours now & help defend reproductive freedom!
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:25 AM (Enq6K)
I saw that. How could a person eat that and not vomit?
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 10:26 AM (lwiT4)
slogan: PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT! That's not at all nice. No
imagination!
@RealDonaldTrump 12m
Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 10:26 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
No...their assets are about equal.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:22 AM (Enq6K)
That doesn't matter. Prenup.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 10:26 AM (+jsVQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:24 AM (NWiLs)
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you forgot make Gatorade
Posted by: Joey choo choo at August 21, 2018 10:26 AM (PNcou)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2018 10:27 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 10:26 AM (lwiT4)
It just boggles my mind.....
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (Enq6K)
Quelle surprise.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:18 AM (NWiLs)
No...their assets are about equal.
Posted by: Tami
Uh, prenups aren't for this end of it...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (AM1GF)
This was a very professionally done demolition job by a team that had been well instructed as to the exact location and operation of the valves on a WW2 class submarine. That is far from common knowledge, and not the kind of thing any garden variety "vandals" would have any clue about.
The developers won, and I would bet good money that the Mayor and the Chief of Police are each getting healthy contributions to their grandkids college funds, to make sure that any "investigation" goes nowhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (k1TUh)
____________________________________
Worked for us!
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. and Sandy Duncan at August 21, 2018 10:03 AM (vbJig)
Didn't do shit for me.
Posted by: Helen Keller at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (X8DLV)
Posted by: Mr Helpful at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (fJD+N)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 10:26 AM (lwiT4)
It just boggles my mind.....
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (Enq6K)
That's because you're a decent human being and they aren't.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moe Szyslak at August 21, 2018 10:23 AM (7HtZB)
I call garages "garages" but pronounce it like the British. I also like to call canola oil "rapeseed oil" or simply "rape oil" if I'm in mixed company. Then I fly into a rage.
Posted by: Uncivil Engineer at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 21, 2018 09:34 AM (FZYNt)
There was beer all over the dance floor
And the band was playin' rhythm and blues
You got down and did the gator
And half an hour later, you were barfin' all over your girlfriend's shoes
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2018 10:28 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 10:29 AM (m/vQu)
________________________________________
You know that other program where they name a star after you?
They'll name an aborted child after you.
Hahahahahahaaahhaaa!
Posted by: Michelle Wolf at August 21, 2018 10:29 AM (vbJig)
____________________________________
Worked for us!
Posted by: Sammy Davis Jr. and Sandy Duncan at August 21, 2018 10:03 AM (vbJig)
Didn't do shit for me.
Posted by: Helen Keller
I had them shooting all over the place.
...Marty Feldman...
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 10:29 AM (8ikIW)
I once saw Sarah Yeong open for Every & Anyone @ the Sympathy Bowl.
Posted by: saf at August 21, 2018 10:29 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 10:24 AM (+jsVQ)
How about the 15 min pool? What data that weasels fame is done!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2018 10:30 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 10:31 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: grammie winger at August 21, 2018 10:31 AM (lwiT4)
What joy seeking vandals come prepared with bolt cutters?
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 10:31 AM (m/vQu)
As president-elect of the local chapter of the John Wayne Gacy Society, rest assured that no one is more enthusiastic about killing children than me. Regrettably, however, I recently spent all of my cash reserves to buy a clown suit and a timeshare in a windowless van.
All the best,
Posted by: [sign your name here] at August 21, 2018 10:32 AM (k7X5a)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brian Williams at August 21, 2018 10:33 AM (PFd3d)
________________________________________
You know that other program where they name a star after you?
They'll name an aborted child after you.
Hahahahahahaaahhaaa!
Posted by: Michelle Wolf at August 21, 2018 10:29 AM
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Wow! Comedy gold, baby. Shit writes itself!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 21, 2018 10:33 AM (vbJig)
Geeze. Just took another look at this painting.
I thought you guys were joking about the gators, the snipers, and the two little men in a canoe.
Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 10:33 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 09:55 AM (Enq6K)
Too bad we don't have a Fashion Thread...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (nBr1j)
A 45 y.o. woman, walking her dog on Hilton Head, was attacked and killed by a nine foot gator. The gator initially lunged for her dog (she was walking it next to a lagoon which you are NEVER supposed to do), and she attempted to scare it off. It grabbed the dog's leash and dragged her into the water, where she apparently drowned. The dog is okay.
The gator has been captured and killed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 10:24 AM (+jsVQ)
How about the 15 min pool? What data that weasels fame is done!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2018 10:30 AM (JFO2v)
Well, he did tell Pelosi to step aside because she is old. Hillary isn't leaving/stepping away from the DNC party establishment. Accidents happen.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (+jsVQ)
Posted by: Jon Podesta at August 21, 2018 10:35 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (wYseH)
It so is!
Could you start one?
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
Forgot the NEA.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 10:36 AM (+jsVQ)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (+jsVQ)
Yep Bernie got the old ya old man you may not recover from a broken hip! and boy did he STFU!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 21, 2018 10:36 AM (JFO2v)
Can't afford it. I sell baby parts and for some reason the prices are dropping like crazy.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 10:36 AM (n6bs1)
Posted by: Jon Podesta
He doesn't have a bicycle, but he does have a brand new pair of roller skates, but no key.
Can you help?
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 10:36 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (wYseH)
It so is!
Could you start one?
Posted by: Tami
Loose threads tend to get pulled.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 10:37 AM (DKgtk)
A
45 y.o. woman, walking her dog on Hilton Head, was attacked and killed
by a nine foot gator. The gator initially lunged for her dog (she was
walking it next to a lagoon which you are NEVER supposed to do), and she
attempted to scare it off. It grabbed the dog's leash and dragged her
into the water, where she apparently drowned. The dog is okay.
The gator has been captured and killed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (ptqGC)
I'm glad the dog is ok. I'm sorry the gator had to be killed.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 10:38 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: little johnny cockaroo at August 21, 2018 10:38 AM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 10:38 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 21, 2018 10:38 AM (yQpMk)
No, it's in October....the 13th....it's a Friday. "
Not this year, but every 7th year it's on a Friday. I know that one, since it's my daughters birthday. We wanted her to be born on Columbus Day, the 12th, but she was difficult from the start, refusing to come out on time when she should have. Should have known right then that's how it was gonna be.
the usefulness of pre-nups - depends on the state and the assets. In community property states, not so necessary as all of that is already defined by the relevant separate property / community property definitions. Also, it depends on what assets a party has - if you don't have a large amount of assets to your name, there's not much to worry about. Caveat - I'm not so familiar with the setup in non-community property states.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 10:38 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 10:17 AM (V+V4
Postage Paid Envelope?
Fill it up with clippings and other crap. Max out the first class postage weight.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:38 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:34 AM (wYseH)
It so is!
Could you start one?
Posted by: Tami
Loose threads tend to get pulled.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 10:37 AM (DKgtk)
Zip it, you!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 10:39 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 21, 2018 10:39 AM (xzqr4)
Tell them if they are aware their founder was a eugenics racist and you don't contribute to racist organizations .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 10:23 AM (m/vQu)
This and grammiewinger's are my favorites, but I have to commend all the responses. And frankly, you guys are far better comedy writers than what passes for that title in Hollywood.
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 10:40 AM (V+V48)
seems like a metaphor for the Senate.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 10:40 AM (8rbXZ)
Posted by: moki
Being over 29 yo helps
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 10:40 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Hairy Reed at August 21, 2018 10:41 AM (PNcou)
*Suggested edit*
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:41 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 10:41 AM (a0IVu)
What joy seeking vandals come prepared with bolt cutters?"
Heh - only "vandals" that have been well paid and given a very specific set of instructions to follow.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 10:41 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:42 AM (i/+aM)
seems like a metaphor for the Senate.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 10:40 AM (8rbXZ)
Gacy was the Democrat. Famous picture of him with Rosalind Carter. I was not aware of Bundy's politics. Other than he fancied himself a genius, and I guess he looked the part of a young Republican.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 21, 2018 10:42 AM (9chmE)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 10:42 AM (8rbXZ)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 10:42 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: BurtTC
Declaring the human a loss? Can't blame ya...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 10:42 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 10:42 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Art and Nature Critic at August 21, 2018 10:43 AM (y0y4n)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 10:43 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Darwin at August 21, 2018 10:43 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:35 AM (Enq6K)
Nope!
But maybe someone else will....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:43 AM (wYseH)
That he wasn't qualified to join the Navy.
Fine. I'll run for Congress instead.
Posted by: Loopy Fiasco at August 21, 2018 10:44 AM (dVAq+)
Phytons freak me out too.
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Were those the aliens in Alien?
Posted by: SH at August 21, 2018 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
He's also reportedly got a criminal record that includes 2 DUIs. A real piece of work.
Posted by: mike at August 21, 2018 10:44 AM (TU9by)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:44 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 10:44 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 10:46 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 10:46 AM (8rbXZ)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 10:46 AM (NLLmE)
Gacy was the Dem. A precinct captain, IIRC.
Also had his picture taken with Rosalyn Carter:
https://tinyurl.com/ybrfmjqj
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 10:46 AM (kqsXK)
Clean flapper and seat? check pull chain for proper slack?
Posted by: DaveA at August 21, 2018 10:47 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:47 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 10:47 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 10:43 AM (NLLmE)
It's a photon without the soup.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:47 AM (wYseH)
Dumb fuck!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 10:47 AM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 10:48 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: SarahW at August 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 10:48 AM (8rbXZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 21, 2018 10:51 AM (/tuJf)
I believe I read that they're actually headed to a point off the coast of Columbia, where they will assist the Columbian government in treating the horde of Venezuelan refugees which have exceeded Columbia's capacity to deal with them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 10:51 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 21, 2018 10:52 AM (2NqXo)
So in the latest on Maryland's gubernatorial race, Democratic Socialist
Ben Jealous has put forth a plan for universal pre-K for all.
Funded by legalizing and taxing the sale of recreational marijuana.
Perhaps they would consider legalizing prostitution, and imposing an entertainment and amusement tax.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 09:41 AM (i/+aM)
IOW he wants to nationalize baby sitters.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 10:52 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: SarahW at August 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Sp1NT)
It already is in Britain.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 21, 2018 10:52 AM (DzFIB)
Yeh...
What he said
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:52 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 10:53 AM (DKgtk)
Posted by: SarahW at August 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Sp1NT)
It already is in Britain.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 21, 2018 10:52 AM (DzFIB)
Here too, if you get crossways with CPS or a family court judge.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
But now he can feast on all the clippings that are down at his level.
I wander what would happen if you ran a baler thru a yard? I just cut thru a foot of grass (lots of rain, mower out of commission). That leaves a lot of hay.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 10:53 AM (8ruUE)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:43 AM (wYseH)
ace?!
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:53 AM (Enq6K)
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Yeah, you'd think that's a no-brainer. But then you'd also think that we wouldn't need to tell people it's not a good idea to douse themselves in flammable liquids and then set themselves on fire, but that's the latest idiotic YouTube trend.
Don't know who said it first, but they were right: it is a very stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 21, 2018 10:54 AM (fqUgw)
Yep - and apparently the worst pirates of all are the former Venezuelan Govm't patrol boats, since none of the crews have been paid or given any food in months. But nobody took their boats away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 10:54 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:43 AM (wYseH)
ace?!
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:53 AM (Enq6K)
The world isn't ready for Ewok Cotoure.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:54 AM (i/+aM)
Just seen on Twitter clip from Sky News where some guy says to other feminazi guest:
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something to offend a feminist."
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 10:54 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
ace?!
Posted by: Tami
If I gotta deal with pics of an Ewok in a satin dress, I'm outta here. Don't have the SAN points to spare...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 21, 2018 10:55 AM (AM1GF)
Obama would have sent transport ships. And who knows, maybe the Deep State has its own navy.
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 10:55 AM (f6lTY)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 10:56 AM (A5R3R)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
Well who could have predicted pussy hats...but here we are.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:56 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 10:56 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:53 AM (Enq6K)
messenger bag chic!
But I was thinking of Bluebell....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:56 AM (wYseH)
For the fine china.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:54 AM (i/+aM)
Wait...he actually finished hanging the first set?
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:56 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 10:57 AM (A5R3R)
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Yeah, you'd think that's a no-brainer. But then you'd also think that we wouldn't need to tell people it's not a good idea to douse themselves in flammable liquids and then set themselves on fire, but that's the latest idiotic YouTube trend.
The two aren't equivalent.
Yes, locals should be wary of all such hazards, but this couple lived there part time. This was probably one of those, you do it a million times, or the dog wandered closer to the pond. Well, she's dead now, and someone gets to mourn losing his wife in a horrible manner at age 45.
In the other case, self immolation is just that.
Posted by: Mr Helpful at August 21, 2018 10:57 AM (fJD+N)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 10:57 AM (A5R3R)
If by 'finished' you mean he is not actively working on them at this moment.....yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 10:57 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 10:57 AM (A5R3R)
Pink 1911s vs. sky-blue 686s....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:58 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:53 AM (Enq6K)
messenger bag chic!
But I was thinking of Bluebell....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:56 AM (wYseH)
REALLY!? *does happy dance*
Don't tease me!
BRING ON THE BLUEBELL!
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:58 AM (Enq6K)
Don't tease me!
BRING ON THE BLUEBELL!
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:58 AM (Enq6K)
A fashion thread by Bluebell...awesome.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 10:58 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at August 21, 2018 10:59 AM (eytER)
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 10:58 AM (Enq6K)
She has plenty of time on her hands...the cookbook is done.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:59 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 11:00 AM (A5R3R)
Posted by: SarahW at August 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Sp1NT)
The freedom to raise your kids as you see fit as the final authority before God is a lie in America. The State partnered with Corporations owns your kids.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 11:00 AM (+jsVQ)
For the fine china.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
The Cool Whip bowls?
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 11:00 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:01 AM (i/+aM)
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:01 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: davidt at August 21, 2018 11:01 AM (PFd3d)
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:01 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 10:59 AM (wYseH)
Don't run...you'll just die tired.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:01 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 11:02 AM (CTtdn)
Mr. Walter Bolat of Etna, Minnesota will you stand up please?
*BLAM*
Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 21, 2018 11:07 AM (56f9o)
Posted by: SarahW at August 21, 2018 10:48 AM (Sp1NT)
If you act soon enough you can legally kill them.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 11:07 AM (guOXV)
Posted by: Place Holder at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (XT6Vl)
We actually have a bar with an alligator pit nearby. I often wonder what kind of idiocy made someone think drunk people and an alligator pit were a good idea. I also wonder how the hell they ever got liability insurance. Seems like it should be the sort of thing that raises concerns in the eyes of an insurance company, you know?
Posted by: Locarno at August 21, 2018 11:42 AM (S2LGX)
Get Dana Carvey on the phone...Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2018 11:43 AM (RuIsu)
I just got a letter from Planned Parenthood asking for a donation in return for membership. Does membership get you discounts on abortion? A punch card with the 10th free? I am mostly upset because they got my name and address, and I have no idea how, based on my internet history. Brooklyn Tabernacle Devotionals, WWII history and pet rescues don't exactly scream "I want an abortion."
Thoughts on how to respond?
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If it has a self-addressed stamped envelope tape it to a brick and drop it in the mailbox.
Posted by: Jolo at August 21, 2018 11:49 AM (WrMOC)
Posted by: JurassicJoe at August 21, 2018 12:19 PM (PEcU2)
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