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Tolerant, Totally Pro-LGBT Liberal TV Clown: Hey, the Owner of Masterpiece Cakeshop Looks Like Some Kind of a Queer Himself
I bet this clip is available on Twitter, and Facebook, and YouTube, and all the other ones, and I bet the Jimmy Kimmel show will get no strikes or shadowbans for "hateful content" or "bullying" based on gender orientation.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Anchovy at August 17, 2018 07:04 PM (srWwQ)
Posted by: Ronster at August 17, 2018 07:05 PM (Ha3L0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (N1ZXu)
Not the first time they tap into natural disgust with that lifestyle, won't be the last. Surprised the Republicans don't play the game tighter and better, but they're not cucks for nothing.
Posted by: trev006 at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (3Tn95)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (hrRsI)
Posted by: Rainbows WIN at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Bosk at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (fjMEv)
Posted by: Ronster at August 17, 2018 07:07 PM (Ha3L0)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 17, 2018 07:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 07:08 PM (1NK0q)
Now it's sodomy 24/7......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 17, 2018 07:08 PM (EoRCO)
Hi Jeff! If you happen to read this, I love you man.
Oh yes, +1 Kimmel is a homo.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 17, 2018 07:10 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: fluffy at August 17, 2018 07:10 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 07:10 PM (1NK0q)
Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 07:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Famous Original Fake Ace at August 17, 2018 07:11 PM (Izzlo)
Kimmel is an a$$hole.
https://www.gofundme.com/masterpiece-cake
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 07:11 PM (W+vEI)
-- Jimmy Kimmel OWNS Gregor Mendel
Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 07:11 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 17, 2018 07:11 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: The Tolerant Left at August 17, 2018 07:11 PM (AcZtS)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 17, 2018 07:08 PM (4ErVI)
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If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!
Posted by: Misunderstanding at August 17, 2018 07:11 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (UJZiX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 07:10 PM (1NK0q)
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Yep. With an eyeroll.
I was just going to type this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (cx4jf)
I can't imagine much about Johnny Carson because I was too young when he was on air. I do remember he was a smile comic, not a laugh comic. My parents raised on the Pythons thought he was bland.
Better analogy might be to Leno or to any of the 1990-ish SNL crew. They were funnier and edgier than Carson. They wouldn't have dropped this gay-baiting, either.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: wth at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (1NK0q)
"This is a guy who spends all day, every day, meticulously painting flowers on a canvas. His whole life is gay."
-- Jimmy Kimmel OWNS Claude Monet
Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Latemarch( a member of the rabble in good standing) at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (7qyhD)
What's more, they are too stupid to realise that change is the only constant. They rule now but tomorrow they may not.
Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (KN1xl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 07:10 PM (1NK0q)
--Welcome to 1990.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Richard Munch at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (H5knJ)
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Please clap.
Posted by: Low Energy Jeb at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (x7rWu)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (cx4jf)
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I thought felons weren't supposed to raise money on gofundme...sounds like a protest....
Posted by: Rainbows WIN at August 17, 2018 07:14 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 07:14 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:14 PM (ffWPP)
Uh, the '70's called.....
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 07:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (KN1xl)
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Why not? Our courts now speak Progressive.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:15 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2018 07:15 PM (KN1xl)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 17, 2018 07:15 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:15 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 07:15 PM (1NK0q)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 17, 2018 07:15 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:15 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 07:14 PM (1uG1d)
I really don't think so.... sort of begs the question.... why?? Every show has the same content, apparently...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:16 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Low Energy Jeb at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (x7rWu)
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Clap for tinkerbells! NOW!!
Posted by: Rainbows WIN at August 17, 2018 07:16 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:16 PM (cx4jf)
I have also filed a brutal complaint with the Inspector General of the
DOJ about the U.S. Attorney's failures to protect 1st and 2nd amendment
rights with 18 U.S. Code 241. Here is the last paragraph of the
complaint:
In any case, the more than 140 years of failure of U.S. Attorneys to
properly enforce 18 U.S. Code 241 has not occurred by accident,
carelessness, or by mistake. Those failures did not occur because of
sloppy work; the U.S. Attorneys did not mean to prosecute these cases
only to fumble them away. Those failures are the results of deliberate
and intentional choices on the part of U.S. Attorneys who understood
exactly what they were doing. That is clearly unacceptable,
unprofessional, behavior which is destructive to the Nation.
Posted by: An Observation at August 17, 2018 07:16 PM (qY0tf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:17 PM (ZQN9w)
Kimmel is a waste of oxygen.
It was a long, long time ago, but at one time, Kimmel was actually funny.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 07:17 PM (UsCnO)
Bring on the sexy stews!
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:16 PM (cx4jf)
Austin Powers weeps...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Andrew Cuomo at August 17, 2018 07:17 PM (YOhRS)
I think this guy has outside help with the lawfare.
Isn't *he* suing the Reich Conformity Chamber of CO, or whatever they call it, for harassment? Hope so.
Freedom of association - really a fundamental one, but one never formally discussed in distant times past because presumably it wasn't imagined to be at risk - really did take a body blow with the Civil Rights Act.
It's sickening to see this fundamental freedom under constant assault in post-American America. But I suppose some materal % of "how you got Trump" is related to this authoritarian vandalism.
Posted by: Russian oligarch at August 17, 2018 07:17 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 17, 2018 07:17 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:16 PM (cx4jf)
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Ahem! And male dancers!
Posted by: Rainbows WIN at August 17, 2018 07:18 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at August 17, 2018 07:18 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters
The Trumpcamps are gonna be YUUUUGE!
And the canals will be the biggest and best the world has ever seen.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 17, 2018 07:18 PM (Iccum)
In the future everybody will be made to suck cock for 15 minutes.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:17 PM (ZQN9w)
and YOU get a dick! and YOU get a dick! and YOU get a dick!
Posted by: Shep's perfect dream at August 17, 2018 07:18 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:18 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:18 PM (cx4jf)
Bring on the sexy stews!
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:16 PM (cx4jf)
with lopsided boobehs.
Posted by: LatinFeels at August 17, 2018 07:19 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)
"A woman's cock!"
--- Your local transgender activist, who does not tolerate men and lesbians saying they're not sexually attracted to transwomen
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 07:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:19 PM (ffWPP)
Perfect for my ironclad gunboats.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 07:19 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (cx4jf)
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Kinda warms the heart. With a $10k goal, they are over $50k now.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 07:20 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:17 PM (ZQN9w)
garrett is finally coming around.
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 17, 2018 07:20 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2018 07:20 PM (0ogQG)
Raised by 1,332 people in 8 months
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:18 PM (cx4jf)
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Pfft! I wouldn't have settled for that!
Posted by: Demonlord Strzok at August 17, 2018 07:20 PM (YOhRS)
But Mastercard (and its CEO and president, Ajaypal Singh Banga) can strong-arm Patreon into deplatforming a relatively inoffensive right-of-center commentator like Robert Spencer.
I used to scoff at you guys who predicted an actual shooting civil war; mainly because I thought it was wish-casting. As horrible as that would be, it would finally stop the inexorable ratcheting leftward. Which seemed just too good to be true to me -- yeah it will cost about 10 million dead, but hell, they'll mostly be on the other side.
Now I'm not so sure. This Mastercard thing has me re-thinking this. I need to buy some ammo, I think. I don't see any other way out of this. They deplatform and ban every conservative voice, and it's go time.
Posted by: Pastafarian at August 17, 2018 07:20 PM (sgHEm)
https://tinyurl.com/y8swnvhw
https://twitter.com/NotDeadGlomar/status/1030495236479434754
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:20 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:15 PM (YOhRS)
Soon, if they keep just making the law up as they see fit any given week, our courts will be speaking Colt.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 07:21 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:21 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 07:21 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (cx4jf)
Yeah, Kimmil looks like the type to hold one in his mouth til it goes soft. All while he's getting PITA by some big tattooed ex con.
Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 17, 2018 07:22 PM (R5lpX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 07:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 17, 2018 07:22 PM (cHbmY)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 07:21 PM (/qEW2)
Awww, now I gotta look up Bill Plympton...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:22 PM (ffWPP)
https://youtu.be/lxGUGD_Zxss
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 07:13 PM (1NK0q)
I think it was the Dimmy in blackface pretending to be Karl Malone or maybe the Dimmy with a petition to end women's suffrage
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 07:22 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 17, 2018 07:21 PM (UsCnO)
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It ain't going to be fun when they silence us. But maybe they're waiting for Running Man-level technology to change film "evidence".
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:22 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 07:10 PM (1NK0q)
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Yep. With an eyeroll.
I was just going to type this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (I16G
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And that's why fewer and fewer people take their cultural cues from these professional idiots.
Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2018 07:23 PM (KN1xl)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)
Ummm, that's not a canal. It's a crypt!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2018 07:23 PM (1g7ch)
Fen has linked to the guy;s GoFundMe site
I don't remember if it was during the first time for this baker guy or the florists, or wedding photographers, but when they got sued someone put up a gofundme or something which racked up a good amount to help them. Then the left yelled and screamed at the website and all the donations went poof. Well back to the donors I guess.
They will hunt you without end.
Posted by: bananadream at August 17, 2018 07:23 PM (YR7aL)
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:21 PM (ffWPP)
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Sure, no charge for the massive amount of added Ex-lax.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 07:23 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: JTB at August 17, 2018 07:23 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Shep's perfect dream
Shep, quit stealing Orcra's shtick. Besides, you get more dick than her anyways.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (EzdLW)
You know that has the left shitting Twinkies right now. Now they have to figure out a way to take it away from him.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (RHEDC)
*shit I continue to learn, here, from some, daily
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: And at August 17, 2018 07:25 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 17, 2018 07:25 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at August 17, 2018 07:25 PM (J45Iu)
The Left's been doing all it can to eliminate that for a long time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
You know that has the left shitting Twinkies right now. Now they have to figure out a way to take it away from him.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (RHEDC)
Simple - pressure gofundme to deplatform him. They would oblige without much effort
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (fA1SL)
*shit I continue to learn, here, from some, daily
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (fiGNd)
Famous phrases from Weimar Germany....
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: bananadream at August 17, 2018 07:23 PM (YR7aL)
How do those sites work? I really don't know. Are they supposed to pay out at a goal threshold or a campaign time limit or what?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (1g7ch)
I'm dotting all the "I"s and crossing all the "T"s. I'm taking every legal avenue open. Do I expect any of this to work? No, I think we are too far gone as a country for that to happen.
I'm doing this all of this as exhibit "one" for when assholes start being hung from lamp posts and tossed out of helicopters: "Hey we tried every way there was to work within the system - we were left with no other choices."
Posted by: An Observation at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (qY0tf)
If you move to Arizona to become a farmer, you're an idiot. Also. Why the fuck are there farms in Arizona?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (XKZwp)
i mean, green day? c'mon man, what the fuck?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (KP5rU)
A long, long time ago, I used to enjoy watching Letterman. Then I got a third-shift job and set the VCR to record it. I quickly stopped. Watching it while awake was completely different.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (fA1SL)
Harf!
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (1g7ch)
Harf!!!... I FINALLY figured out what Cankles was barking...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (ffWPP)
You know who looks queer to me-in the sense of looking odd?-the fellow running for the Governor of VT who claims to be a woman. I bet he'd be totally on board with shutting down free speech and not allowing people to do their business.
Masterpiece Cake has made @ 30,00o dollars in two days. If he had only been a traitor like Strozk we could have made $300,000
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (AllCR)
https://tinyurl.com/y8swnvhw
https://twitter.com/NotDeadGlomar/status/1030495236479434754
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:20 PM (yzxic)
--100th anniversary of the *end* of the Great War.
. . . but as many historians assert, The War of the World (1914-1945) was a second Thirty Years War.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)
*shit I continue to learn, here, from some, daily
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (fiGNd
All it needs is a little push.
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:28 PM (Mwx8i)
You know that has the left shitting Twinkies right now. Now they have to figure out a way to take it away from him.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (RHEDC)
Some Hawaiian Judge: Call me. I'll take care of it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 07:28 PM (SiINZ)
They have an abundance of one of the three necessary ingredients for vegetative growth.
Though do grow a lot of nuts in that region, though.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:28 PM (ZQN9w)
Posted by: An Observation
Your doing yeoman's work. Not quite Yeoman Rand, but not many are.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 17, 2018 07:29 PM (Iccum)
King Crimson, Larks Tongues in Aspic, Part IV
Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism at August 17, 2018 07:29 PM (cHbmY)
They have an abundance of one of the three necessary ingredients for vegetative growth.
Though do grow a lot of nuts in that region, though.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:28 PM (ZQN9w)
See: Sedona....
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:29 PM (ffWPP)
With lots of thralls to labor there once my gunboats sweep up the dregs.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 07:29 PM (cx4jf)
Go bring that queer some Black Flag.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:29 PM (ZQN9w)
i mean, green day? c'mon man, what the fuck?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (KP5rU)
At least they could put on some PCmatic Band.
Posted by: LatinFeels at August 17, 2018 07:29 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:30 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (e7oj4)
You knew what I meant, lol.
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:30 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (y87Qq)
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When you want to reward somebody for derelicting their actual duty in the government and pursuing political crusade with their power because you like the target, you send them money after they are fired for misconduct.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:30 PM (YOhRS)
Can't comment now. Checking out pics of Mrs. George Papadapoulos. **boiiiinnnnggg**
Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 07:24 PM (EzdLW)
It's dinner time, so make sure you wash up first before you come to the table.
Posted by: Hands mother at August 17, 2018 07:30 PM (UsCnO)
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You've got to have a heart of stone not to laugh at their predicament.
Posted by: Decaf at August 17, 2018 07:30 PM (KN1xl)
Posted by: An Observation at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (qY0tf)
I'm guessing that's what Franco and Pinochet thought.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 07:30 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (AllCR)
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More like $435k and counting.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 07:30 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (hrRsI)
Outline is great for these homo sites.
https://www.outline.com/
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2018 07:30 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: David Putty at August 17, 2018 07:31 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:31 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:28 PM
White Sea waters make desert bloom
Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 07:31 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 17, 2018 07:31 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: fluffy; child of a lesser fascism
You wanna make him an evil super-scientist?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 17, 2018 07:32 PM (Iccum)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:32 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: LatinFeels at August 17, 2018 07:32 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:28 PM (Mwx8i)
That usually results in a shart.
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:32 PM (yzxic)
They grow the fuck out of that shit up here.
And they call themselves Farmers...sheesh.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:32 PM (ZQN9w)
Best alfalfa comes from NM/Arizona/ Nevada.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:31 PM (wDRd5)
Where does Buckwheat come from?
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2018 07:32 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: LatinFeels at August 17, 2018 07:33 PM (HgMAr)
Probably too much. I don't think the Midwest farms are hurting from a lack of sun.
Shit, there isn't enough water in the desert to supply my farm! Government, spend a billion dollars go bring me water.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2018 07:33 PM (dNzKv)
Best alfalfa comes from NM/Arizona/ Nevada.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:31 PM (wDRd5)
Where does Buckwheat come from?
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2018 07:32 PM (Izzlo)
Farina's house, I think....
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:33 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:33 PM (e7oj4)
Like the T-storm I think is heading my way right now
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 07:34 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 07:34 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:35 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Yeah man at August 17, 2018 07:35 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (AllCR)
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When does MC stop processing transactions at his shop?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2018 07:35 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:36 PM (Dp4y7)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 07:36 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:36 PM (Dp4y7)
And Manafort is the one getting pegged, right now.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (YOhRS)
Best alfalfa comes from NM/Arizona/ Nevada.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:31 PM (wDRd5)
There's about 2,743 acres of MSU teaching and research farmland south of campus here. There used to be a sign on one of the fields that said something like "on this field in 19xx the class of 20xx raised a world record x units of alfalfa hay per acre".
The sign's gone now. Presumably, at some other university, grad students are bringing their dates to their shiny new alfalfa record sign to impress them.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (y87Qq)
https://tinyurl.com/y8swnvhw
https://twitter.com/NotDeadGlomar/status/1030495236479434754
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:20 PM (yzxic)
--100th anniversary of the *end* of the Great War.
. . . but as many historians assert, The War of the World (1914-1945) was a second Thirty Years War.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:27 PM (e7oj4)
One could argue that WWI didn't end on 11/11/18. The Allies were still fighting in the Russian Civil War until 1921 and the Greeks and Turks were still fighting each other until 1923
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (t5zu8)
No link at hand (anyone?), but the details are quite eye-opening.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (vXMB2)
Posted by: LatinFeels at August 17, 2018 07:38 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 07:14 PM (1uG1d)
I don't see how when the options are Kimmel and the other snot-nosed asshole, Colbert. Don't even get me started on Fallon who had his female writers read thank you letters to hillary on air.
If cable companies are curious as to why people are dropping their service, they should start by looking at this pitiful lineup.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 17, 2018 07:38 PM (pFNVe)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:38 PM (wDRd5)
Omar Abdulsattar Ameen, 45, was arrested in California on Wednesday and will be extradited to Iraq under a treaty with that nation, U.S. officials said.
He came here in 2015 as a "refugee". Gee, shipping him back is really going to hurt all of the diversity he brings
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 07:38 PM (SiINZ)
Carson and Paar were from an age where we still had a common American culture, across race, across class, across region.
The Left's been doing all it can to eliminate that for a long time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
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Correct, and it started in 1965. Thanks, Lyndon.
About the same time that black fathers started disappearing from the home after conceiving.
Coincidence? Of course not.
Posted by: Hands mother at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: logprof
If you are talking Niall Ferguson I recall he extended that to 1953, with the Korean War armistice.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (fA1SL)
It's like telling an abused wife she's obsessed with fists.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Hands at August 17, 2018 07:34 PM (EzdLW)
See lions?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (y87Qq)
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I've sworn off the NFL.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:40 PM (YOhRS)
I suspect the Shi'ite government in Iraq will know exactly what to do with this ISIS guy when they get him.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:40 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (fA1SL)
Just be SURE to pick it yourself, this time around....
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:40 PM (ffWPP)
research farmland south of campus here.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (y87Qq)
Which MSU?
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:40 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:40 PM (md3fh)
https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/08/17/ middle-school-teacher-charged-with- improper-sexual-relationship-with-foster-child/
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:40 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:40 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2018 07:37 PM (Izzlo)
--General Lettow-Vorbeck was on the offensive in Northern Rhodesia when he learned of the Armistice several days later.
. . . and the destruction of Smyrna is one of the most hellish episodes of the 20th Century.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:41 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:41 PM (SNns0)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (YOhRS)
Carson and Paar were from an age where we still had a common American culture, across race, across class, across region.
The Left's been doing all it can to eliminate that for a long time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (oVJmc)
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Correct, and it started in 1965. Thanks, Lyndon.
About the same time that black fathers started disappearing from the home after conceiving.
Coincidence? Of course not.
Posted by: Hands mother at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (UsCnO)
Also coincided with the sexual devolution and mass immigration from the 3rd World. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
Posted by: josephistan at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (YOhRS)
The other two thirds are hotter desert and even hotter desert.
Posted by: Yeah man at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (BRvh1)
https://nypost.com/2018/08/15/ baker-who-refused-gay-wedding-cake-sues-after-saying-no-to-transgender-order/
"...Scardina may have targeted Phillips several times after he refused her original request. The lawsuit said he received several anonymous requests to make cakes depicting Satan and Satanic symbols and that he believed she made the requests."
And then:
https://www.lifesitenews.com/news/ colorado-baker-asked-to-make-birthday-cake-for-satan
"Satanists ask Christian baker to make ‘birthday cake’ for Lucifer
Alliance Defending Freedom, Gay Wedding Cake, Jack Phillips, Lucifer, Masterpiece Cake Shop, Satan
The Christian baker in Colorado who was sued for declining to make a cake for a same-sex couple’s wedding reception received a strange request last month: design and bake a cake celebrating Satan’s birthday.
“I would like to get a quote on a birthday cake, for a special event,” the email request to baker Jack Phillips, sent September 30 and exclusively obtained by The Daily Signal, reads. It continues:
It is a cake that is religious in theme, and since religion is a protected class, I am hoping that you will gladly bake this cake. As you see, the birthday cake in question is to celebrate the birthday of Lucifer, or as they (sic) are also known Satan who was born as Satan when he was cast from heaven by God."
Etc. etc.
All of these requests were apparently made by the same person.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (fuK7c)
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Was he supposed to be watching it?
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (YOhRS)
No.
I'll see it when it goes, though.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:41 PM (SNns0)
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All of us will. Briefly.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 07:43 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 17, 2018 07:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:43 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2018 07:43 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:40 PM (y87Qq)
Ahh. I wasn't sure if that was a bit of trivia about my alma mater of which I was unaware. Here, have some Edam cheese and Hail State!
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (yzxic)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (YOhRS)
Everyone is supposed to 'tread lightly' and 'stay out'...unless you are a dipshit lefty propoganda network.
Then, it is all... come on in. Go anywhere you want. Helicopters?
Sure thing!
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (SNns0)
Anyone else miss Haley's Comet?
It was so lame, but I miss it.
You'd think we'd have more comets flying by us.
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 17, 2018 07:45 PM (Iccum)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (t5zu
Yes; It is really. I know that the line here is "I wish there were hot women teachers who wanted to get in my pants when I was a kid," but NO teacher should ever be having a sexual relationship with a Minor-ever. It wouldn't be o.k. if some male teacher was banging a cute 14 year old either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:45 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: logprof
If you are talking Niall Ferguson I recall he extended that to 1953, with the Korean War armistice.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (N1ZXu)
--Great book.
Still have in in my now-ancient Nook.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:45 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Old Chinese Guy at August 17, 2018 07:45 PM (SNns0)
Posted by: Tuna at August 17, 2018 07:46 PM (jm1YL)
https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/ comments/97v4mg/these_people_are_sick_ catholic_priest_hits_crying/
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:46 PM (Mwx8i)
It is a cake that is religious in theme, and since religion is a
protected class, I am hoping that you will gladly bake this cake. As you
see, the birthday cake in question is to celebrate the birthday of
Lucifer, or as they (sic) are also known Satan who was born as Satan
when he was cast from heaven by God."
Their religion, not yours, h8r.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 07:46 PM (oVJmc)
Ancient Slavonaut theorists say yes.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:46 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (yzxic)
Which MSU is yours?
No offense hogmartin but I lived one miserable year in Saginaw and had to feed what was supposed to be alfalfa. NM alfalfa is Dom P and the rest is panther piss.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (wDRd5)
This may shock you, but I'm actually not offended by any slights towards the alfalfa of my beloved home state. That bit about the sign in the field? That is the sum total of literally everything I know about alfalfa.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:47 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:47 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:47 PM (md3fh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w0r-ScEG4
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 07:47 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:47 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 17, 2018 07:47 PM (89T5c)
That's Robert Spencer's ancestry, there.
Basically the Greeks had made a play to reconquer Asia Minor and failed, hard - because the Turks had Mustafa Kemal (an atheist btw) and the Greeks didn't. After the great spanking of the Greeks, the Turks and Greeks made a deal to "exchange populations". The Spencer clan (they weren't Spencers then obviously) were Anatolian Greeks.
When the Spencers reached the port one of Robert's uncles turned back to retrieve some keepsake from his home. The Turks escorted uncle home and immediately shot him dead.
Hard to blame Islam for this one, given Ataturk's own ideals. Easy to blame the Turks.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:48 PM (N1ZXu)
Not the first time they tap into natural disgust with that lifestyle, won't be the last. Surprised the Republicans don't play the game tighter and better, but they're not cucks for nothing.
Posted by: trev006 at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (3Tn95)
Who knows better how sicks, twisted, and diseased of the mind some faggots are, save other faggots? Most of us want nothing to do with them, so we don't get full exposure to the depravity of the cult.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 07:48 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:45 PM (AllCR)
When I was a 14 year old, I fantasized about, well, any girl... but I would be gobsmacked if some TEACHER would find a pimply, goofy kraken desirable...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:48 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:48 PM (md3fh)
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What a specious piece of crap argument!
Yes, the baker's religious conscience is something that he is protected from violating. But *your* religion, he doesn't have to respect by baking you something.
What the left doesn't understand is now making up a bulk of left politics.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:49 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 17, 2018 07:49 PM (58Au8)
It is a teevee show set in Montana. He lives in Montana. There have been two flyfishing scenes. He fly fishes.
He's not supposed to be watching it but if he were I would talk at him about it.
For myself I spent a long time trying to decide whether it was stupid or I loved it. I have concluded that it is quite stupid and I love it.
You have cowboys, ranchers, Indians, rancher politicians, Indian politicians, water rights, and land rights. All of the characters are awful. You have old Kevin Costner. His character is also awful, but it's Kevin Costner with horses and cattle and such.
Anyway, I wanted to talk about the two fly fishing scenes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 07:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2018 07:50 PM (cY3LT)
I didn't, but I've been there. Currently, I am watching Forged in Fire. I don't know how I missed this show. Maybe because I've cut back so much on my tv viewing. My son is fascinated. We actually saw a blacksmith from NoVA on one of the episodes with whom we spoke at a historic demonstration a couple of years ago. It was great.
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 07:50 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:50 PM (md3fh)
- "I wish(ed) there were hot women teachers who wanted to get in my pants when I was a kid,"
-NO teacher should ever be having a sexual relationship with a Minor-ever.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:45 PM (AllCR)
Both statements are simultaneously true.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:50 PM (y87Qq)
How does he have a career?
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2018 07:50 PM (cY3LT)
You will never convince me that Soros doesn't pay his viewers...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:51 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:47 PM (y87Qq)
The one with cowbells...and oddly, a song that mentions "South Detroit".
https://youtu.be/HRvWl0E595U
Posted by: Bert G at August 17, 2018 07:51 PM (yzxic)
Better analogy might be to Leno or to any of the 1990-ish SNL crew. They were funnier and edgier than Carson. They wouldn't have dropped this gay-baiting, either.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (N1ZXu)
Watch Johnny Carson and Jack Webb do "The Copper Clapper Caper" on ewetoob. It is a hoot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 07:51 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:51 PM (md3fh)
The Left has long since replaced Reason with Feelz. This is the result.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
It was so lame, but I miss it.
You'd think we'd have more comets flying by us.
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:44 PM (t5zu
--Halley's Comet was a let-down, but Hale-Bopp was awesome. Holy shit that comet lit up the sky.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:51 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 07:52 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:52 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 07:53 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 17, 2018 07:53 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2018 07:53 PM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 07:53 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 17, 2018 07:53 PM (NXsWM)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:54 PM (t5zu8)
https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/ comments/97v4mg/these_people_are_sick_ catholic_priest_hits_crying/
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:46 PM (Mwx8i)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3_iY6qqh1UA
Pure evil. That priest should have been leaving in a body bag.
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:54 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 07:55 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:55 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:55 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:49 PM
Why bother with understanding what you're trying to destroy?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 17, 2018 07:55 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (t5zu
Yes; It is really. I know that the line here is "I wish there were hot women teachers who wanted to get in my pants when I was a kid," but NO teacher should ever be having a sexual relationship with a Minor-ever. It wouldn't be o.k. if some male teacher was banging a cute 14 year old either.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:45 PM (AllCR
The fact it was his foster mom makes it 10 times more disturbing. She got no jail. It was only after she couldn't follow the courts zero contact rule, did they seem to come down on her.
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:56 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 07:56 PM (oVJmc)
Link fail.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 17, 2018 07:53 PM (cY3LT)
Remove spaces.
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:57 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: logprof
Weird how Hale-Bopp made no impression on me. I had a clear view of the sky from where I lived in 1997, but have no memory of ever being able to see Hale-Bopp, except for a half-memory of once barely being able to see it and thinking, "Well, that certainly was lame."
And yet there is this from wikipedia, which confirms your impression:
"Its lengthy period of visibility and extensive coverage in the media meant that Hale-Bopp was probably the most-observed comet in history, making a far greater impact on the general public than the return of Halley's Comet in 1986, and certainly seen by a greater number of people than witnessed any of Halley's previous appearances. For instance, 69% of Americans had seen Hale–Bopp by April 9, 1997."
Wha????
Man, I have no idea how I missed out on it.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 07:57 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: @SoEarpiece at August 17, 2018 07:57 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 17, 2018 07:58 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 07:56 PM (oVJmc)
Fat faced guy, with a beard, finished with a smirk...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:58 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 07:23 PM (I16G
Or Semtex. Gets the shit moving faster, you know.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 07:58 PM (LI7AQ)
I was just making general comment about teachers and minor students. If this woman was his foster mother doing this I this CPS needs to be brought in and she should face charges. Disgusting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:58 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:50 PM (md3fh)
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Nah. She is pretty far beyond her best used by date. Now, back in '06, she a smokeshow. Not anymore.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 07:58 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 07:59 PM (md3fh)
https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/ comments/97v4mg/these_people_are_sick_ catholic_priest_hits_crying/
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:46 PM (Mwx8i)
--Disgusting.
My littl'un cried up a storm at his baptism, and the priest was totally "just another day at the office."
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 07:59 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 07:59 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:59 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 07:55 PM (cx4jf)
My parents took me to an observatory to see it when I was six. I have absolutely no memories of it except that it was cold out. If actually seeing a comet that's all over the news, through a real grown-up telescope, makes no impression on a space-crazy first grader, I'm not holding my breath for the next time around. You had your chance, comet, and you blew it.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 07:59 PM (y87Qq)
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What a specious piece of crap argument!
Yes, the baker's religious conscience is something that he is protected from violating. But *your* religion, he doesn't have to respect by baking you something.
What the left doesn't understand is now making up a bulk of left politics.
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:49 PM (YOhRS)
Freedom of religion to make a baker your indentured servant.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2018 07:59 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 08:00 PM (SNns0)
If the 14 year old was a boy, there are many people who would support it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 08:00 PM (oVJmc)
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What a specious piece of crap argument!
Lord love him but that homo just isn't very bright.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 17, 2018 07:26 PM (dNzKv)
Because the soil is very fertile, and there is an ample supply of water most of the time?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (LI7AQ)
Jimmy "I bang Molly McNearney, who got her job as my 'head' writer because of her great 'skills', while in an exclusive relationship with Sarah Silverman" Kimmel
Jimmy "I helped pay off the gang rape victim of Snoop Dogg, a great friend, on the set of my show while guest hosting for me" Kimmel
Posted by: Trigger Warning at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (kO+z3)
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (c+2jX)
The same demented, power hungry lunatic.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (AllCR)
It's going to be short and brutal. The left is going to be hurt. They will not wee it coming as they think the military will be on their side.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (pw+jk)
Aug 17- vehicle repaired, roof of house was replaced today
I can find no fault with the service we have received from State Farm. Credit where credit is due. I know everybody has horror stories about insurance companies but I don't after their response to this storm.
Not to mention the crew of umm totally legal Mexican roofers that did the work today. Those little guys kicked ass.
As you were.
Posted by: weirdflunky at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (ci8sC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 08:00 PM (SNns0)
Do alfalfa-growing records do anything for you?
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (c+2jX)
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In a sane world all of this would be dismissed for the nasty harassment that it is.
But the CO "Civil Rights" Commission jumps into gear against the baker.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2018 08:02 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 08:02 PM (AllCR)
I was just making general comment about teachers and minor students. If this woman was his foster mother doing this I this CPS needs to be brought in and she should face charges. Disgusting.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:58 PM (AllCR)
In Alabama, a teacher is suing because she claims that making it illegal to have sex with her students or students in general violates her constitutional or civil rights.
I wouldn't be shocked if she won.
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 08:02 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:03 PM (md3fh)
Yeah, I remember seeing Hale-Bopp and being very impressed. You could see the crystals in the tail. It looked like that comet in the opening credits of Deep Space 9.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsOE73pxpys
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:03 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 07:57 PM (c+2jX)
--When I saw it in Florida, it was little dimmer than the moon.
I spent several minutes in a parking lot, just gazing at it.
Your loss, zombie.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:03 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 17, 2018 08:04 PM (qnc0T)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:04 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 08:04 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 17, 2018 07:45 PM (AllCR)
When I was a 14 year old, I fantasized about, well, any girl... but I would be gobsmacked if some TEACHER would find a pimply, goofy kraken desirable...
Posted by: kraken at August 17, 2018 07:48 PM (ffWPP)
Especially when these teachers almost always seem to have looks that they could walk into a bar or club and leave with any guy they wanted in just 5 minutes. It's almost got to be something about the power and the control they have over the students.
Posted by: buzzion at August 17, 2018 08:04 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Tuna at August 17, 2018 07:46 PM (jm1YL)
Ain't it the truth? Even if it's a 3 or 4 word teaser to a news story on a mainstream site (like bing) you know how they're going to spin it and it's not worth the aggravation of clicking on the link. These people are so predictable, there's no need to torture yourself with the full account.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 08:05 PM (/qEW2)
Jimmy "I bang Molly McNearney, who got her job as my 'head' writer because of her great 'skills', while in an exclusive relationship with Sarah Silverman" Kimmel
Jimmy "I helped pay off the gang rape victim of Snoop Dogg, a great friend, on the set of my show while guest hosting for me" Kimmel
Posted by: Trigger Warning at August 17, 2018 08:01 PM (kO+z3)
What are you trying to say about Dimmy's glass houses?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 08:05 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 08:05 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:05 PM (fA1SL)
Fly Fishing
Records / Audiophilia
Big Titted Baristas
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 08:00 PM (SNns0)
Speaking of big titties, I heard somewhere that Ben Shapiro's sister has a nice rack.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 17, 2018 08:05 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 08:06 PM (t5zu8)
I watched it from Monterey, CA. It was very impressive. The comet was all over the news because of the Heaven's Gate cult that committed mass suicide after it appeared.
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 08:06 PM (1uG1d)
Part of the comprehensive on the vehicles. Pretty much standard (at least here) for the house. Weather damage
Posted by: weirdflunky at August 17, 2018 08:06 PM (ci8sC)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 17, 2018 08:04 PM (qnc0T)
Remember that scene from Breaking Bad when Walter and Skylar banged in his car in the parking lot of the school. She asked why was that so good? He said because it was wrong/illegal/taboo.
That sums it up and all sin for that matter.
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 08:06 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean
It seems like a lot of them were ugly ducklings in school, so now that they're attractive they're going to play out their popular girl fantasies with the alphas.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM (Iccum)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM (md3fh)
First weekend of October, just FYI. Had to make a decision.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM (y87Qq)
When I was a 14 year old, I fantasized about, well, any girl...
but I would be gobsmacked if some TEACHER would find a pimply, goofy
kraken desirable...
I'd lay odds that most of these kids aren't on the AV Squad.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at August 17, 2018 08:05 PM (NL6wI)
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Butterface.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM (1NK0q)
Posted by: Emmanuel Macron at August 17, 2018 08:08 PM (/qEW2)
Hale-Bopp was a weak streak at it's peak.
Haley was a real dud. I heard about it all my life and waited for the monumental sight. Barely saw it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 08:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 07:39 PM (fA1SL)
And in fact they do. Sometimes within city limits of towns of the metro Phoenix urb. I have seen it myself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 08:08 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:08 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 17, 2018 08:08 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:09 PM (1NK0q)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:09 PM (md3fh)
I watched it from Monterey, CA. It was very impressive. The comet was all over the news because of the Heaven's Gate cult that committed mass suicide after it appeared.
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 08:06 PM (1uG1d)
--It was amazing, but not apocalyptically, suicidally so.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:09 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)
HEY
No. BAD.
We're still using those. Get your own.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (y87Qq)
Anyone remember "Stop Rush?"
It's a long-time ongoing leftist campaign to force Rush Limbaugh off the radio airwaves by pressuring his sponsors to abandon him.
I mention this to remind you all that the Left is full of shit on All Things.
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: Axeman at August 17, 2018 07:42 PM (YOhRS)
And another third is hors d'oeuvres.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 07:57 PM (c+2jX)
--When I saw it in Florida, it was little dimmer than the moon.
I spent several minutes in a parking lot, just gazing at it.
Your loss, zombie.
Posted by: logprof
One possibility: it is frequently foggy/cloudy here in the Bay Area. I wouldn't be surprised if the night-sky was covered in cloud-cover during the brightest part of Hale-Bopp's approach. That frequently happens with celestial events around here. A few years back there was this heavily-promoted "best lunar eclipse in 400 years," and I couldn't see a thing due to fog the whole night.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 07:06 PM (N1ZXu)
_________________________
Heh, that Pentagon analysis who lost his credentials due to whistle blowing on Halper's sweet contracts would have had a lot more to worry about.
Posted by: Orson at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (2prTw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (1NK0q)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (md3fh)
The Tech giants are in control and we will be silenced because we are too meek and weak.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (cx4jf)
I just spent a week in Michigan to help Mom out, so I'm not sure if I'l be able to make it this year (yes, it will be the first of many such bacchanals).
I hope I'll be able to go. We'll see.
Sorry!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:11 PM (kQs4Y)
Rock and Blacktop are the other 2.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 08:11 PM (SNns0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:11 PM (1NK0q)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM (md3fh)
Yup. And they dint hide their misandry at all. They enforce it with an iron fist.
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 08:11 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: Shep! at August 17, 2018 08:12 PM (//voU)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM
fine & dandy
is it gauche to wear a pith helmet after Labor Day?
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 08:12 PM (KCxzN)
.... She asked why was that so good? He said because it was wrong/illegal/taboo......
Posted by: Joker at August 17, 2018 08:06 PM (Mwx8i)
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Yes.
And it's harder and harder to find something taboo today.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 17, 2018 08:12 PM (0jtPF)
Not really sure if this is a good idea, but into the breach.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:08 PM (kQs4Y)
Wanna get high?
Posted by: Towelie at August 17, 2018 08:12 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 17, 2018 08:07 PM (Iccum) "
That's the thing - they get the rush of being with someone who is an alpha among their peers, but who will probably bend to their will most of the time. The QB of the football team may be the big man on campus but he's still a child, especially if the female teacher can tap into some mommy issues.
Meanwhile, if a male teacher wants a pliant younger woman with daddy issues, well, there's millions of legal age to choose from.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:12 PM (icI8A)
Night of the Comet????
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:09 PM (1NK0q)
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Okay. Confession time: Crystals in the bump of cocaine I just snorted off a midget tranny's ass.
It's Friday!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:12 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Your Betters in Social Media et al at August 17, 2018 08:13 PM (SbIX4)
It's a long-time ongoing leftist campaign to force Rush Limbaugh off the radio airwaves by pressuring his sponsors to abandon him.
I mention this to remind you all that the Left is full of shit on All Things.
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (t5zu
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That movement which lost him a few advertisers, but ultimately gained him many more? Yes, yes I do.
The Lefties, stomping on the ole crank with golf spikes.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 08:13 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Ruthless
That's all we need. The Martians will get hooked on potatoes and the first blight that comes along our cities will be full of grey-backs and their dirty political machines.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 17, 2018 08:14 PM (Iccum)
The MFM is now claiming that Mimosa has not only audio but video of Trump too. She must be a walking production studio and taped every minute of her life
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 08:14 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:14 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:15 PM (1NK0q)
I guess it depends on where you live. In Alabama they love men teachers, though they often end up being administrators in short order. My poor dead friend had to fight to stay a 3rd grade teacher as the Superintendent kept trying to make him a principal.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 08:15 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:11 PM (kQs4Y)
Aw
Well, do what you have to. I hope everything's going OK with your mom, and that you might be able to drop by. Thanks for the heads-up.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:15 PM (y87Qq)
and i didn't even wear tennis shoes.
Posted by: concrete girl at August 17, 2018 08:15 PM (Tm+wy)
In the Kevin Costner scene we see him casting. There are no long shots, it's not a river runs through it, but he picks up line and false casts and shoots about six feet of it and then starts his retrieve. There's nothing embarrassing about it.
Also, when the other old cowboy says he just lost his last fly Costner says he lost his 20 minutes ago. That works, he's just standing in a stream casting.
Now, the other is the lesbian couple from San Francisco. Only one fishes. She picks up line and splashes it down on the water. Maybe fifteen feet. Then there's no drift or anything, she just picks up the line and splashes it down. Again and again and again.
I can't tell if the producers know what fly fishing is and this is commentary, or if like most of the advertising world it's just hold this fly rod and try to look cool.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:15 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jean at August 17, 2018 08:15 PM (is8Cu)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2018 08:10 PM (hECVl)
--No, the conservatives need to erect their own platforms.
Just do it, already.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:16 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:16 PM (kQs4Y)
Hale-Bopp was a weak streak at it's peak.
Haley was a real dud. I heard about it all my life and waited for the monumental sight. Barely saw it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
307 290 Man, I have no idea how I missed out on it.
I watched it from Monterey, CA. It was very impressive. The comet was all over the news because of the Heaven's Gate cult that committed mass suicide after it appeared.
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 08:06 PM (1uG1d)
--It was amazing, but not apocalyptically, suicidally so.
Posted by: logprof
On the other hand, one night when I was a very young kid -- I think about 9 years old -- I went camping for one of the few times in my whole life with a friend and her family, and as we were laying in our sleeping bags out in the total wilderness with zero light-pollution and a zillion stars, there was a very clearly visible fabulous comet in the sky. Since I had never seen the real night sky like that before, I just assumed that comets must be totally commonplace to see, once you get away from the city lights.
But ever since that night, I have never seen another comet, despite being out in the woods away from city lights many many times.
Weird.
Even weirder, curios about all this, I tried to research what comet it might have been that I saw that night, but could find no references to any kind of comet being visible in (exact year redacted). I can't have been the discoverer of it, could I?
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 08:16 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:16 PM (fA1SL)
Trump too. She must be a walking production studio and taped every
minute of her life
Bullshit.
If she had that, it would have been used.
And she could extort a lot more from Trump than she could get on the open market.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 08:12 PM (KCxzN)
As long as it's part of an authorized uniform, you're good!
https://tinyurl.com/yd65mrq8
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (y87Qq)
>>To the Arizona-phobes, Arizona has *3* types of terrain. Only a third is dessert.
Rock and Blacktop are the other 2.
Posted by: garrett
Rock, pavement, scissors.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: colfax mingo at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (KwlSO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (1NK0q)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:14 PM (md3fh)
The local conservative station has really lefty news. Yesterday their news was playing clips from MSNBC. I wonder if the pillow biter news readers think or care that people who tune into that station do want to hear lefty bilge on MSNBC passed off as news.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (SiINZ)
Oh, yeah...they are just fucking clueless.
You can tell when a production has just one person involved who knows anything about fly fishing. Decent casts. Proper framing.
And that is almost never...occasionaly I see a commercial where someone actually knows how to cast/fish.
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 08:18 PM (SNns0)
Midget not dwarf tranny? Are your standards slipping?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:18 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 17, 2018 08:18 PM (gJ3Vg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:19 PM (1NK0q)
Have you had a chance to see Tom Baker as Rasputin in the Nicholas and Alexandra movie?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 08:19 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 08:19 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: garrett at August 17, 2018 08:19 PM (SNns0)
No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.
Why, does it move?
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 08:19 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:19 PM (fA1SL)
Homophobia? Check...
Posted by: Don Q. at August 17, 2018 08:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (wDRd5)
No need for the holding cells now known as government schools.
The kids ain't learning anyways, so let them stay home and marinate.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (EoRCO)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:15 PM (fuK7c)
--LMAO, I know nothing about fly fishing.
I'm not sure yet whether the show has a decided ideological bent.
I like the storytelling, though.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
No, it was absolutely definitely a comet. Classic comet shape.
It wasn't huge or anything, but very crisply defined and clearly visible. Unmoving.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:18 PM (fuK7c)
I don't have your jaded sexual palate.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (kQs4Y)
Even weirder, curios about all this, I tried to research what comet it might have been that I saw that night, but could find no references to any kind of comet being visible in (exact year redacted). I can't have been the discoverer of it, could I?
Posted by: zombie
Zombie-Bopp!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:16 PM (kQs4Y)
Well, you certainly wouldn't want to miss out on the chance to win a door prize from Muad'dib and bluebell, I'm sure. 'cause he shipped them out today.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:21 PM (y87Qq)
And it will, as soon as we get a good Trump imposter, and the boys at ELM work out the green screen CGI, it's all a go.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2018 08:21 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: platypus
No no no, it was a comet. Shooting stars move, very fast. This just held still in the sky (as visible to the human eye), like a real comet.
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 08:21 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:21 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (md3fh)
Shot guns...
Posted by: Hub McCann at August 17, 2018 08:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Skip at August 17, 2018 08:21 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 17, 2018 08:22 PM (cx4jf)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:21 PM (y87Qq)
Shivs???? *squeeees expectantly*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:22 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 08:22 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:20 PM (icI8A)
It was the switch from Golf, to Catcher, to Pitcher... to Mailman, that threw me off.
Posted by: Hub McCann at August 17, 2018 08:22 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (1NK0q)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 08:14 PM (SiINZ)
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Remember the snake poem Trump use to read...
looks like Omarosa is that snake.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (1NK0q)
or are we still meeting at the Okemos Dry Goods & Master Bait Shoppe?
(I should probably go look at the MiMoMe page)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (KCxzN)
The splashy girl not so much.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:24 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:24 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 17, 2018 08:24 PM (Iccum)
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 08:25 PM (1uG1d)
anyone remember the 70's TV movie "Where Have All The People Gone?"
It's on youtube. What a trip!
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 08:25 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 08:25 PM (wDRd5)
Even weirder, curios about all this, I tried to research what comet it might have been that I saw that night, but could find no references to any kind of comet being visible in (exact year redacted). I can't have been the discoverer of it, could I?
Posted by: zombie at August 17, 2018 08:16 PM (c+2jX)
No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus.
Why, does it move?
Posted by: Fake Soothie at August 17, 2018 08:19 PM (t5zu
--Here we go:
Portishead: "Wandering Star"
https://youtu.be/zcanXJo1NUM
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:25 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:25 PM (md3fh)
The splashy girl not so much.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:24 PM (fuK7c) "
I mean, he's certainly more convincing than poofter Tim Robbins. But he still looks like a high school pitcher.
Charlie Sheen in Major League had one of the better pitch deliveries for an actor.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:26 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:26 PM (Ydx5u)
They are such a hit I am now compelled to make them every time I go to a party. They're easy to freeze and bake for impromptu get-togethers.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:26 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (KCxzN)
I was going with Island Lake, unless you have a compelling reason to go elsewhere. But I haven't made the reservations.
You said you've been to the shooting range there, yes? So there's a lake, and island, a shooting range, cabins for rent, and the only hot air balloon launch site in the MI state park system! Imagine what we could do with a fleet of moron-commandeered lighter-than-air ships.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:26 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:27 PM (1NK0q)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 08:25 PM (wDRd5)
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He has not, Ben, but I know he's super busy at work and down at the olde farme this weekend.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 08:27 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:27 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:27 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:27 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (JJZzu)
No no, not the same old place. This was down at the old same place.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (a06i9)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:26 PM
you freeze & bake midget strippers what has cocaine on their butts?
I should re-read the cookbook
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: US Air Force at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (t5zu8)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:26 PM (icI8A)
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He was one of the very few that was born with the ability to throw a pitch 95+ mph. Freaking goofball could have been an MLB pitcher.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 08:29 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2018 08:29 PM (CdLX2)
Hale-Bopp was a weak streak at it's peak.
Haley was a real dud. I heard about it all my life and waited for the monumental sight. Barely saw it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 08:08 PM (IqV8l)
I WAS IN THE POOL!
Posted by: Hale-Bopp at August 17, 2018 08:29 PM (5jVnA)
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Bocadito is my alpha pool boy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:29 PM (kQs4Y)
https://youtu.be/zcanXJo1NUM
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:25 PM (e7oj4)
Portishead owns.
That's all I got. Just wanted to mention that.
Oh, and there were rumors of an album that was going to be all covers and remix versions of Sour Times and Glory Box. Working title: Sour Box. I think that might not have been 100% serious though.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:29 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:30 PM (1NK0q)
I should re-read the cookbook
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (KCxzN)
You have to let them come to room temperature. Then they practically serve themselves.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 17, 2018 08:30 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:31 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: The Church at August 17, 2018 08:31 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:31 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at August 17, 2018 08:31 PM (Tyii7)
348 The best way to catch trout is to drop a few M-80s in the water. Nothing like fresh "caught" trout in the pan. If you have to feed a bunch, dynamite for the win. No need for all that pansy-ass casting and retrieving and so forth. Just get the damned fish.
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:17 PM (md3fh)
Ah yes, the DuPont Lure. Very effective.
As are US Army M116A1 grenade simulators.
Not that I would have any personal experience with that sort of thing. Perish the thought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2018 08:31 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: US Air Force at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (t5zu
And the scientists said it was swamp gas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 08:31 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 08:32 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 08:29 PM (I16G
"I've seen him claim he capped at around 86. Which is still better than 99% of the planet. And it's enough to play at least in the high minors.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:32 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:23 PM (1NK0q)
Is it anything like Smoke on the Water?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 08:32 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:31 PM (y87Qq)
Hello. I got 4 days at home and then I am back on the road
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:33 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:33 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: The Church at August 17, 2018 08:33 PM (e7oj4)
Yes, the first cutting this year was 23%, second 22%, third cutting will be late September. Good crop alfalfa. My other crop is oats. Feed it to sheep and chickens. Grow a small crop strictly for feeding critters. Buy some corn fron neighbor for the chickens. Inherited 52+ acres, live in the house I grew up in. As oldest child parents gave me the choice as to what I would inherit, choose the house and the original farmstead. Got a wood lot of about 6 acres and a small stream, and a spring. Sitting pretty.
Siblings sold off the 308 they inherited. Oh well.
Posted by: colfax mingo at August 17, 2018 08:33 PM (KwlSO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (xSo9G)
Love those Jimmy Dean ads. He has been dead for 20 years, but it sounds like today.
Did like his cameo in "Diamonds are Forever" as a Howard Hughes figure.
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:29 PM (y87Qq)
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One of my favorite 90's albums. Achingly gorgeous.
Portishead: Dummy
Vanessa Daou: Zipless
Poe: Hello
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:35 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 17, 2018 08:30 PM (1NK0q) "
If only Jodorowsky had made his version of Dune, we'd almost be finished watching it by now.
I read a wiki summary of the other Dune books...seems super fucked up. Bet they'd make a great anime.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:35 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 17, 2018 08:35 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Constantine XI at August 17, 2018 08:35 PM (yiAMj)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:35 PM (Ydx5u)
Poe has a song that isn't "Angry Johnny"? Lies!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:36 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (fuK7c)
If they had burned down the gambling house in Phoenix, song would have been "Smoke On The Gravel."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 08:36 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:36 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:32 PM (icI8A)
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I'll take his word for it, although I thought I had seen writeups of him throwing mid 90s for the movie.
Hard to imagine for me. I played baseball through HS, and at my absolute best I hit 80 mph......once.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (wDRd5)
430 Is it anything like Smoke on the Water?
No, that was about Montrose, not Phoenix.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (fuK7c)
No, no. This is Space Station Number FOUR. You need to keep going thataway for another parsec and turn right at the dwarf tranny star. Look for the floating bad motor scooter hologram.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Richard Munch
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Maybe. I find that fellow Maddow pretty amusing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (md3fh)
"So, you can take it up the a**, but you can't take a joke?".
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (LOq4H)
Kimmel has lost his mind.
His advertisers are fools.
Posted by: Fritz
Not if they're getting a return on their investment.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:38 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 17, 2018 08:38 PM (fA1SL)
You must be dreaming. That shit is expensive. Never read "Runaway Jury?"
Nice food, etc.
Peons barely get enough to pay for parking downtown.
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:38 PM (3HNOQ)
Thanks for doing this!!
It's good to try to use the legal lever arm. It MIGHT work.
I wish we could boycott Mastercard, but I can't control that my credit union issues cards in only them. What other recourse besides the big one is there?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 17, 2018 08:39 PM (Gim9y)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 17, 2018 08:39 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 08:39 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (md3fh)
My local grocery store. Today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 08:39 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:39 PM (md3fh)
Portishead: Dummy
Vanessa Daou: Zipless
Poe: Hello
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM (kQs4Y)
--Mine are too many to list.
And FTR, "wandering stars" is the term the ancients used for the planets, since their course across the skies was not fixed like the true stars. . . .
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:40 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 08:37 PM (I16G
I played short. Had a good arm. Not sure how fast I threw, but I overthrew First Base once and broke the nose of some spectator. Does that count?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:40 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:40 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:40 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:40 PM (Ydx5u)"
Counts for one free admission ticket to the Albert Belle Hall of Famously Bad Tempers.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:41 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. "
My wife and I shared a funny story about going to look for that. Like you, we had waited for it for all our lives and then it was a total disappointment. So we decided to drive way out in the country, away from any lights, to get as good a view as we could. Did that, turned down a old dirt farm road, finally could see it decently when we got out of the car - and we stood there, trying to convince each other we had done good, while we both tried to ignore the fact that there was a big clump of dark bushes about 20 feet away from us that sounded like Darth Vader was standing in the middle of it. We figured it had to be a cow, but neither of us wanted to admit to the other that it was kind of freaking us out. So we didn't say anything to each other about it, but after about 30 seconds of looking at the sky, we both agreed "well that's about all of Haley's Comet I ever wanted to see, let's go home!" And we got the heck out of dodge.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2018 08:41 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:40 PM (md3fh)
That was my take on it also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:41 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:41 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:38 PM (3HNOQ)
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Yep. When I did it a few years ago, got a whopping $25/day. Parking was $14/day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 08:42 PM (I16G8)
His advertisers are
Posted by: Fritz
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 17, 2018 08:42 PM (CDGwz)
Colorado is set up such that the Attorney General is an elected office and has the authority to enforce Colorado civil law. This "civil rights" commission by being part of the Executive is a rogue prosecutor duplicating what the Attorney General should do.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 08:43 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:43 PM (md3fh)
Nobody tested Dave's arm for a long time after that.
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:43 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 08:44 PM (wDRd5)
Of course you're correct. And this is why I'm not filthy rich. Because I'm unashamedly biased.
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2018 08:45 PM (CdLX2)
Posted by: logprof
You should try riding it! Now that's awesome!
Posted by: Marshall Applewhite somewhere near Heaven's Gate at August 17, 2018 08:45 PM (57HKF)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:45 PM (3HNOQ)
No, that was about Montrose, not Phoenix.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:34 PM
(to be said in the French Guard accent)
Dat was MONTREAUX, you silly American Person! Sacre Bleu!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2018 08:45 PM (V2Yro)
You are probably not within my 50 mile radius. ;-) I have contracts with local horse people who agree to buy my first two cuttings. They want it tested for protein and pay accordingly. Easily pays for the cracked corn I buy and more, like reloading supplies. We are mostly self sufficient except for things like coffee, flour, wifi and various miscellaneous items.
Posted by: colfax mingo at August 17, 2018 08:46 PM (KwlSO)
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 08:28 PM (JJZzu)
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Yup.
Then bake at the prescribed temp. Tack on a few extra minutes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:46 PM (kQs4Y)
This might sound like sacrilege, but I actually think I'd rather do my job.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:46 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:40 PM (Ydx5u)
I was always lousy at short-arm.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:47 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:47 PM (md3fh)
Colorado is set up such that the Attorney General is an elected office and has the authority to enforce Colorado civil law. This "civil rights" commission by being part of the Executive is a rogue prosecutor duplicating what the Attorney General should do.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 08:43 PM (N1ZXu)
Yeah, but they are deliberately defying the US Supreme Court. THAT usually has consequences
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:47 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:43 PM (md3fh)
I once claimed to be a horse otherkin, thinking that would disqualify me. Unfortunately, the judge believed he was Caligula.
Posted by: John F. Kerry at August 17, 2018 08:48 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:47 PM (md3fh)
I'm not sure that's actually what that means, unless doing jury service got people to buy your goods or services.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:49 PM (y87Qq)
Oh, I do feel actual shame. That song was Jr. High, when I did not speak French.
I now speak French, but the system didn't update my Jr. High memories.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 17, 2018 08:49 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:49 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at August 17, 2018 08:49 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 08:49 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: the screwdriver at August 17, 2018 08:50 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: LASue at August 17, 2018 08:50 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Ruthless
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I look forward to it. I actually argued a jury into a conviction of a guy who was guilty as home-grown sin. The defense attorney had planted absolute bullshit misrepresentations into their minds. Reviewing the case, I pointed out that ALL evidence given from the stand indicated guilt. The ONLY contrary 'evidence' was fictional and misleading grandstanding by the defense attorney.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, AKA 'The Hangman' at August 17, 2018 08:50 PM (xSo9G)
(furiously tries to work "rolling truck stones thing" into witty repartee)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 08:50 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:47 PM (md3fh)
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As am I. If you make that case, most are pretty good about letting you out. The last thing they need is a pissed off, pre biased juror on a case.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 08:50 PM (I16G8)
Uh Oh...somebodies Brother is in deep doodoo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 08:50 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2018 08:51 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 08:51 PM (wDRd5)
I saw him on Oprah Winfield's show.
Posted by: jerky Friday pedant at August 17, 2018 08:51 PM (YisB7)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:52 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: John F. Kerry
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Tell me more.
Posted by: Catherine the Great at August 17, 2018 08:52 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:52 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:53 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, AKA 'The Hangman' at August 17, 2018 08:50 PM (xSo9G)
Same, but in our case we found not guilty.
I believe he could have done it, and he was a slimy little shit, but the county's case was terrible and it's not on him to prove he didn't do it. It's on the prosecutor, and they failed utterly. So I simultaneously believe that we let someone who was likely guilty walk, and that we did exactly the right thing by doing so.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 08:53 PM (y87Qq)
I looked for Comet Kohoutek when I was a teenager but never saw it. I didn't really know what I was doing. I took the hype at face value and expected it to be obvious in the sky. Today, I could probably find it with binoculars and a star chart.
With Comet Halley, I knew going in that it would be one of the worst apparitions in recorded history, following 1910 which was one of the best. Still, it was my only chance to see the most famous comet in history, so I made the best of it. I followed that little sucker around the sky for about six months using a small telescope, binoculars mounted on a tripod, and star charts. It was visible to the naked eye for part of that time.
Hale-Bopp was a lovely and bright comet that was visible to the naked eye for several months, among the longest on record. It was similar in that respect to the Great Comet of 1811, which was mentioned in "War and Peace", although I haven't read that book. Hale-Bopp showed some detail in a telescope near its peak.
But the hands-down winner in my lifetime was Comet Hyakutake, which zoomed past Earth a year before Hale-Bopp and stole the show. It was a smaller comet but passed much closer to Earth. For a few nights in March 1996 it was high overhead and absolutely dominated the sky. Unlike Hale-Bopp, it appeared with little advance notice and media attention. I feel sorry for anyone who missed it, which was most people, because as I said, it didn't get as much media hype.
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:54 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 08:46 PM (kQs4Y)
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Thank you, Eris. I'll have to give it a try. Those things went in a New York minute and if my husband hadn't dove in for me, I wouldn't have gotten one.
Posted by: bluebell at August 17, 2018 08:54 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at August 17, 2018 08:55 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:56 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Sarah Refrigerator Silverman at August 17, 2018 08:57 PM (Mwx8i)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (pcnVL)
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)
--Yeah, totally missed out on that one.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (pcnVL)
--Definitely fills in at the top of the hour IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:00 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (pcnVL)
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Thanks, I'll tune in. 12 years older than me and still a 1 on the binary scale. Big time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 09:01 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 08:56 PM (3HNOQ)
Well they had one big hit with Rock around the Clock
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 09:02 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (md3fh)
Have a Snickers.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 17, 2018 09:02 PM (NWiLs)
Look back at all the folks we dismissed as kooks with Internet-based claims like the uber kooky "they are shipping guillotines to (x)." Crazy, mind you, but who was more wrong, you for dismissing it outright or them? There is literally nothing that could emerge at this point that would be too kooky to dismiss outright including space aliens and shaved gerbils.
Freaking awful times.
Posted by: Inspector Robert Mueller at August 17, 2018 09:02 PM (5/Qtm)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:03 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (md3fh)
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I grew up in the country (Michigan) but I didn't see the Milky Way until I was in the mountains in California. I saw my first satellite too!
Yes there was herbicide too, that evening, but that's not why I saw beautiful things, man.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 09:03 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:04 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 09:02 PM (SiINZ)
I almost bought one in Hawaii. '64, blue with a white top, three-on-the-tree, IIRC.
Kinda regret letting it go.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 09:04 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (md3fh)
--My bro and I saw it in Namibia.
And I also showed him the Southern Cross.
It was stunning. Namibia is the one African country I'd recommend to all Morons.
Sparsely populated, well-run, solid infrastructure (at least by African standards), and well-spoken English.
To be un-PC, all probably because South Africa ran it for 75 years.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:05 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2018 09:05 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:06 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Emmie at August 17, 2018 09:06 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:07 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2018 09:07 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 09:08 PM (pcnVL)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:09 PM (md3fh)
A "woman" in a stolen car sideswiped a stopped car and cop had to dive over the hood to save his butt.
The long haired excon was found walking down a country highway with the keys to a "car that wasn't his"(whose car was it? That's not something the jury needs to know) and the car was parked in the backyard of a vacant home just down the road from the accident.
Defense?
Cop said it was a woman, but my client is a man.
Cop said the driver had long hair, my client is shaved bald...and ignore the mugshot with the mullet halfway down his back.
My client found the car keys and was just returning them.
My client wasn't in the car and if he was, he wasn't driving.
Finding?
We didn't miss supper time delivering a guilty verdict.
Posted by: Not a Hawkeye at August 17, 2018 09:09 PM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:06 PM (md3fh)
--Yup, SA ran it until 1990.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:09 PM (e7oj4)
You can actually distinguish colors of many of the stars.
Or you can slip further up to the top of Mona Kea and borrow one of the telescopes.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 17, 2018 09:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2018 09:05 PM (rnAwa)
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I saw it on my first real camping trip in Minnesota, at least 50 miles away from any source of light pollution. Stunning. It looked like it was only a few miles away.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 09:10 PM (I16G8)
The thing about Hyakutake was that it was discovered only two months before closest approach, unlike Hale-Bopp which was discovered at least two years out. It passed about 10 million miles above the North Pole. That means it was heading almost directly towards us when it was first spotted. Which means that a comet could be on a collision course with Earth and we could get as little as two months' warning.
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2018 09:07 PM
that's some funny siht, right there
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 17, 2018 09:10 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2018 09:07 PM (rnAwa)
But she saw it when it first got ensnared in the sun's gravitational field.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 09:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
--That's the kind of shit the planet should get behind, instead of the ersatz global warming bullshit.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:12 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 17, 2018 09:12 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:10 PM (sdi6R)
And I need at least six to put my plans in motion.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 09:13 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 17, 2018 09:01 PM (I16G
--And Sara Carter will be on as well.
Rowr.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:13 PM (e7oj4)
You must be dreaming. That shit is expensive. Never read "Runaway Jury?"
Nice food, etc.
Peons barely get enough to pay for parking downtown.
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NO shit, Sherlock. In the downtown Houston courthouse, if you get summoned for jury duty, THE PARKING IS MORE than what they pay you to show up.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 17, 2018 09:14 PM (hrRsI)
Supreme Court Justice RPG likes to borrow my wet-wipes and Chipotle-B-Gone.
Except, neither of us eat at Chipotle, tee-hee!
Posted by: Baroque Barky at August 17, 2018 09:14 PM (AyGZp)
Posted by: RioBravo at August 17, 2018 09:15 PM (ETFzT)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:15 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:15 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)
--Same here.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:16 PM (e7oj4)
It.Will.Get.Better.
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 09:17 PM (pcnVL)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:17 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:06 PM (md3fh)
--Yup, SA ran it until 1990.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:09 PM (e7oj4)
And fought SWAPO tooth and nail for years to keep those commies from taking over
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 09:17 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)
Co now you need glasses!
(I crack myself up)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 17, 2018 09:17 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 09:18 PM (pcnVL)
I knew an old bat that was born on the day Halley's rolled around, and then she went out on its next pass. Wacky interesting old woman you didn't want to challenge unless you were packing iron.
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2018 09:18 PM (CdLX2)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:15 PM (md3fh)
True, but the chronic malnutrition probably affects their eyesight.
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:18 PM (sdi6R)
If anyone sees Her Shankness Bluebell lemme know. Her excellent advice and general suppressiveness has paid off in spades and I need to send her a thank you...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 17, 2018 09:19 PM (AyGZp)
I served in San Marcos. Free parking and only a 15 minute drive.
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 09:19 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:19 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Willowed JAS at August 17, 2018 09:20 PM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 09:21 PM (pcnVL)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:22 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 09:22 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 17, 2018 09:23 PM (FFJtw)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:23 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:15 PM (sdi6R)
So, get a new Suburban ...
Not helpful ?!?
Posted by: Adriane the Astronomy Domaine Critic ... at August 17, 2018 09:23 PM (AoK0a)
Earlier today I was complaining in here about having to write a SQL query. I think your right to complain supersedes mine.
(It was a damnfool SQL query tho')
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 09:24 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:24 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 09:22 PM (wDRd5)
--Not many '80s songs better than this one, though:
https://youtu.be/pWxJEIz7sSA
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:25 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 08:59 PM (md3fh)
Hey, I can see any clear night here in my corner of Alberta. Been so much forest fire smoke in the air lately, that it's hard to see the Sun, let alone the night sky.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 09:25 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 09:26 PM (pcnVL)
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at August 17, 2018 09:26 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:26 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 09:17 PM (SiINZ)
--What a shithole that beautiful country would be if it went Angola's way.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:27 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 09:27 PM (pcnVL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 09:22 PM (wDRd5)
Frozen Zero +1! But frozen Snickers > frozen Zero, imho.
Posted by: BJM at August 17, 2018 09:27 PM (O74hG)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at August 17, 2018 09:28 PM (tgT6k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 09:28 PM (IqV8l)
I wasn't around in 1910, but up until 1986, this lady had lived and died like a firecracker.
Posted by: Fritz at August 17, 2018 09:30 PM (CdLX2)
Posted by: Jimmy Kimmel at August 17, 2018 09:30 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:19 PM (e7oj4)
Asian men have great difficulty attracting white women. I imagine he was desperate.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 09:30 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:30 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 09:31 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: Ruthless
"Your Honor, I don't think the police would have arrested him if he wasn't guilty ... " got my sister out of the jury room faster than you could laugh. {Drunk driving checkpoint case.}
Posted by: Adriane the Political Critic ... at August 17, 2018 09:31 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 17, 2018 09:14 PM (hrRsI)
And that is utter bullshit. It should not cost anyone out of pocket to serve on a jury. Foregone earnings is one thing, but to have to pay for parking, or pay for transit to go sit on a jury is bullshit. The Sherriff should send a van around to pick up jurors, and give them a ride home at the end of the court day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 09:31 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:19 PM (e7oj4)
Ohr himself is no fuckin prize
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 17, 2018 09:31 PM (Ydx5u)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 17, 2018 09:24 PM (N1ZXu)
What RDBMS? I kinda miss database wrangling these days... I wanna help!
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 09:31 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:32 PM (md3fh)
I agree that there are predatory parking lots in the area but you should do the research, because the City and the County do want jurors to show up and to serve.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 09:34 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 09:34 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:36 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 17, 2018 09:36 PM (wDRd5)
Posted by: BJM at August 17, 2018 09:27 PM (O74hG)
--Frozen Reese's cups are king of the mountain.
I had one tonight.
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:36 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:36 PM (md3fh)
And that is utter bullshit. It should not cost anyone out of pocket to serve on a jury. Foregone earnings is one thing, but to have to pay for parking, or pay for transit to go sit on a jury is bullshit. The Sherriff should send a van around to pick up jurors, and give them a ride home at the end of the court day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 09:31 PM (LI7AQ)
When I go to the hospital for my cancer treatments, they stamp my ticket so I get free valet parking. This isn't rocket science.
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2018 09:37 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:37 PM (e7oj4)
Eastwood is the quintessential cowboy.
Hackman is good too.
I tire of Morgan Freeman, though.
I'd prefer some Morgan Fairchild, in her prime.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 17, 2018 09:37 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:37 PM (md3fh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 17, 2018 09:37 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: mikeski at August 17, 2018 09:37 PM (P1f+c)
Ooh, lookit Rockefeller here. Not all of us can afford to live in space, buddy.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 09:38 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 09:34 PM (N1ZXu)
The simplest way to handle it would be to offer validated parking for jurors. Since most unattended lots now let one pay by credit card, you could just collect the credit card receipt, hand it in to the court clerk, who could then process an refund to your credit card, and debit the county's account by the same amount. Or just buy the receipt from you out of petty cash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 17, 2018 09:38 PM (LI7AQ)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:38 PM (md3fh)
It's not that the client is cheap. They're paying me so, yay, money. It's just that the client is not really thinking that they could be saving money by having someone cheaper do this work. And freeing up time for me to be helping them do other stuff.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 09:39 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 17, 2018 09:41 PM (+wjl1)
Hmmm . . .
Posted by: logprof at August 17, 2018 09:37 PM (e7oj4)
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Judge Jeanine is great, but we are going to need Hannity to start working on a campaign to go after the Censorship by the Tech companies.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 17, 2018 09:41 PM (hECVl)
You wanna see the Milky Way? I gotcher Milky Way right here.
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 17, 2018 09:41 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 09:34 PM (kQs4Y)
The whole movie is that way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 17, 2018 09:41 PM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Infidel at August 17, 2018 09:42 PM (pcnVL)
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In the outer spiral arm, at 40, 000 miles an hour,
Of a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
Posted by: His Idolness, Sir Eric at August 17, 2018 09:42 PM (P2BBd)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 09:39 PM (N1ZXu)
I hear this and my eyes glaze over and all I can hear is "not normalized, every column is a varchar(255), not indexed, no foreign key constraints" and I have to read comic books under the covers with a flashlight until the monsters go away.
Hopefully that's not what you're dealing with.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 09:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:43 PM (md3fh)
Only rich retired people should serve on juries. They could put all the poor non-retired people in prison. Yay!
Posted by: Ruthless
I'm retired and wouldn't mind it at all. Never been called. I'd like to practice some of that nullification stuff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 09:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 17, 2018 09:43 PM (IqV8l)
Man, I've seen pictures, and no, no you wouldn't.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 09:44 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: no good deed at August 17, 2018 09:45 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 17, 2018 09:34 PM (kQs4Y)
In DC, everything is fine
In DC, everything is fine
In DC, everything is fine
I've got your good things, and I've got mine.
*dances around*
*squishes fetuses to death*
Posted by: the Hillary in the Radiator at August 17, 2018 09:45 PM (/qEW2)
Video related
youtu.be/v4Wy7gRGgeA
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 09:46 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Ruthless at August 17, 2018 09:46 PM (md3fh)
Earlier part was prophetic, as far as the NHS is concerned.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 17, 2018 09:47 PM (/qEW2)
youtu.be/v4Wy7gRGgeA
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 09:46 PM (N1ZXu)
Thanks for the Coulton, bro.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 17, 2018 09:48 PM (y87Qq)
I've had jury duty four times over the years, and I've never been called in for an interview. I just sat in the waiting room reading a book until we were dismissed.
Posted by: rickl at August 17, 2018 09:48 PM (sdi6R)
I agree that there are predatory parking lots in the area but you should do the research, because the City and the County do want jurors to show up and to serve.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 17, 2018 09:34 PM (N1ZXu)
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I parked in the building where the jury was supposed to meet. I have a fucking jury summons, why the fucking fuckity fuck should I not be able to simply show the fucking summons and be waved through without having to pay for parking?:!?
This is not rocket brain surgery or anything, if you have a jury summons you don't pay for fucking parking!! How fucking hard is that you Harris County Scum Sucking Assholes?
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 17, 2018 09:52 PM (hrRsI)
And to think that sight is what our ancestors saw every night.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 17, 2018 10:13 PM (V2Yro)
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https://www.gofundme.com/masterpiece-cake
Posted by: Lizzy at August 17, 2018 07:11 PM (W+vEI)
Link not working for me.
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Posted by: Keyser Sonobi at August 17, 2018 07:12 PM (cx4jf)
Got it. Thanks.
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