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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Rant: J.V. EditionYou want to accuse me of being a "nazi" because of my politics? Read a damned history book and learn what real nazis are. 60,000,000 people were killed during World War II. 6,000,000 Jews...2/3 of European Jewry...were murdered by the nazis. THAT'S what nazis are. Not people who disagree with your idiotic, ignorant, illogical political philosophy. 95-year-old Nazi war criminal deported from Queens back to Germany Palij was ordered deported in 2004, but Germany wouldn't accept him. That changed this week. The White House Press Secretary said in a statement, "Palij's removal sends a strong message: The United States will not tolerate those who facilitated Nazi crimes and other human rights violations, and they will not find a safe haven on American soil." The Trump administration pledged to deport Palij, saying that he shouldn't live out his last days in this country.Bush and Obama couldn't manage to deport one aging nazi. But Trump could. Yet he is accused of anti-Semitism, authoritarianism, dictatorial beliefs, and probably bed-wetting. Yet he thought it important enough to get rid of this prick. And he got it done. Sure, this low-level scumbag is just one man, and in the grand scheme of things was just a tiny part of a global effort to destroy the Jewish people, but it still makes me smile that he got caught after all of these years, and is going to be uprooted from the life he built (on a lie) and die in a strange place, alone and unwanted. Here is a fine example of the axiom that education does not always equate to wisdom. These professors are completely ignorant of the history of political violence, and are blinded to reality by their own deep biases.
I love pissing matches between politicians. The people always lose, and tax money is being spent on a frivolous, ego-driven witch hunt for those evil barbecue cheats. Sid Miller Is Still Obsessed With Barbecue Scales Although...I do understand the need for correct scales. It's just that the free market would probably do a better job of fixing this possibly nonexistent problem. My Twitter Feed Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Foist?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 21, 2018 11:00 AM (q1VoB) 2
Punk Monkey!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:00 AM (i/+aM) 3
Der Krakenwaven
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:01 AM (uSlc8) 4
Top 10?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 11:02 AM (CTtdn) 5
I hate Queens Nazis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:02 AM (uSlc8) 6
Just in the nick of time.
WTH is that in the water? Kelp? Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:02 AM (I9Sw7) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 11:02 AM (wYseH) 8
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Just in the nick of time. WTH is that in the water? Kelp? Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 * * Looks like tentacles. Big ones. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 11:03 AM (CTtdn) 9
the perfessors' hate against Christians (let's just call "religious conservatives" by their name) and libertarians is precisely why such kids feel like they have to be armed. maybe if their university didn't hate them they would trust their surroundings more.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:03 AM (8rbXZ) 10
OK, tea time.
I tried to link to some fashion for the 'ettes, but tinyurl seems to be offline. So bing image search "Gaby Deslys." BBL. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 11:03 AM (kqsXK) 11
6 I hope that's kelp. It's it's not, that is even more frightening.
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 11:03 AM (V+V48) 12
The Trump administration pledged to deport Palij, saying that he shouldn't live out his last days in this country.
One more reason to love PDT. Oh wait. Trump supporters are supposed to love Nazis. Now I'm really confused. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:03 AM (uSlc8) 13
Barbecue should be descaled before preparation anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:04 AM (NWiLs) 14
The overuse of the Nazi accusation has made it meaningless. But is possible imbeciles with Twitter platforms are simply pissing into the wind?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 21, 2018 11:04 AM (nBr1j) 15
Upside down jellyfish
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:05 AM (IqV8l) Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:05 AM (NLLmE) 17
At least it's not Meg or Godzilla...
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 11:05 AM (mCMQ5) 18
"Ye shall be weighed upon the scale of the barbecue, and ye shall be found wanting."
Posted by: Book of Brisket, 2:14 at August 21, 2018 11:05 AM (uSlc8) 19
Occasional Cortex basically kills a business, and then goes to the viewing.
Self awareness is not strong in this one, https://www.weaselzippers.us/?p=394626 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM (i/+aM) 20
Somehow every day, actual shoot-the-fuckers-square-in-the-head civil war seems more and more likely to happen.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM (HiLJ1) Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM (8ikIW) 22
A Nazi from Queens?
You know who else is from Queens? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM (y8Foj) 23
"Nazi," like "racist," "sexist," "homophobe" and "xenophobe" has lost all potency from misuse and overuse. It's just so much infantile sputtering from hostile, weak-minded fools who can't engage in rational thought or discourse.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM (NWiLs) 24
22 A Nazi from Queens?
You know who else is from Queens? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM (y8Foj) The McDowells? Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:07 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 11:07 AM (MLXob) 26
*Giggles*
Posted by: Fisherman's Wife at August 21, 2018 11:08 AM (MLXob) 27
Uh...is that a real picture or photorealistic surrealism?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 11:08 AM (RD7QR) 28
That picture is nightmarish
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2018 11:08 AM (I2dne) 29
Somehow every day, actual shoot-the-fuckers-square-in-the-head civil war seems more and more likely to happen.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM --- I need to get more 9mm. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:08 AM (JUOKG) 30
"Nazi," like "racist," "sexist," "homophobe" and "xenophobe" has lost all potency from misuse and overuse. It's just so much infantile sputtering from hostile, weak-minded fools who can't engage in rational thought or discourse.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM (NWiLs) How about misogynist? Anything? Anything? *snaps fingers under nose* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:08 AM (uSlc8) 31
In a move applauded by conservationists and the Sierra Club, President Trump restocked a native AntiSemite to his native habitat which has recently be overrun with imported antisemites.
Posted by: Hostage of Capitalism at August 21, 2018 11:08 AM (FV7LC) 32
Can't we just drop that Nazi into the North Sea and let him swim the rest of the way back to Germany?
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 11:08 AM (A5R3R) Posted by: Jim at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (QzJWU) 34
Funded by legalizing and taxing the sale of recreational marijuana.
------- From last thread. The pro-legalization lobby always loses me the minute they start talking about regulating and taxing. Posted by: SH at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (sX1BW) 35
Bureau of weights and measures includes liquid dispensers like gasoline pumps.
When economic times are tough, shaving a few pennies on weights and measures adds up. There are countless ways to cheat the consumer. 'The Market' doesn't necessarily fix problems like that. Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (I9Sw7) 36
I hope that's kelp. It's it's not, that is even more frightening.
Posted by: moki at August 21, 2018 11:03 AM (V+V4 Episcopalian jello mold writ large. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (uSlc8) Posted by: Kelp shaped sea monster at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (/tuJf) 38
Nazi," like "racist," "sexist," "homophobe" and "xenophobe" has lost all potency from misuse and overuse. It's just so much infantile sputtering from hostile, weak-minded fools who can't engage in rational thought or discourse.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:06 AM (NWiLs) It's funny but if professors would actually teach their students how to respond intelligently to ideas they disagree with they would be better equipped to use means other than meaningless accusations or violence. It's almost as if professors are failing students. Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j) 39
That picture looks ominous. Is that Catalina in the background?
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (TQyCa) 40
The Sid Miller piece is one of those goofy local stories, but it hits kind of close to home. I don't really understand why he has gotten so obsessed with this one issue, there's no constituency agitating for him to do this, and all he is doing is pissing a bunch of people off. My guess is that he made up his mind early on what he was going to do, and he's just too stubborn to back off no matter what anyone says.
He'll still probably win re-election in November, his dem opponent is a nice lady that no one has ever heard of who has no campaign budget at all. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (k1TUh) Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (MLXob) 42
Eeek, what is that in the water?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu) 43
Is BBQ scale fraud the most first world problem ever?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (NLLmE) 44
>>Bush and Obama couldn't manage to deport one aging nazi. But Trump could.
Trump told Richard Grenell this was his top priority once he was in Germany. *That's* why Trump managed to do it: he made it a priority. I have no doubt Bush and Obama didn't really try at all. This is what America First looks like. Getting captive Americans home, and sending dangerous foreigners here home. Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (W+vEI) 45
Sid Miller of bbq scale fame needs to go.
He was the one pushing poisoning feral hogs. He didn't want to listen to the experts about what a bad idea that was. The potential to poison every downstream carrion eater was immense. Simple math escapes him. The amount of poison needed to kill a 300 lb hog is way more than what is needed to kill a federally protected hawk, owl, eagle or vulture or a coyote or opossum. Oops. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (DKgtk) Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (guOXV) Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (Ri0Ku) 48
42 Eeek, what is that in the water?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu) --- Cthulhu? Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (VLEp3) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (IqV8l) 50
Eeek, what is that in the water?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu) ============ I don't know, but it's strangely arousing.... Posted by: Kurt E. at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (vg8iE) 51
So why did Germany suddenly have a change of heart about accepting the nazi scumbag? Merkel decided pissing off Trump even more was not a good idea?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (a0IVu) 52
The Sid Miller piece is one of those goofy local stories, but it hits kind of close to home.
Sid needs to diaf. See #45. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (DKgtk) 53
That picture looks ominous. Is that Catalina in the background?
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (TQyCa) My father had a really cool Pontiac Catalina convertible. Talk about ominous.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (y8Foj) 54
I saw one piece lamenting how "horrible" the Texas campus carry law was because so many "good scholars" were leaving Texas or refusing to come here at all. and all I could say was HALLELUJAH this law has ever more benefits than I thought it would have!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh) 55
This is what America First looks like. Getting captive Americans home, and sending dangerous foreigners here home.
Posted by: Lizzy When he's not watching TV and drinking an ice cold Diet Coke. Mmmmm Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (8ikIW) 56
I hope the Boers fucking booby trap everything.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (oYNmA) 57
In a move applauded by conservationists and the Sierra Club, President Trump restocked a native AntiSemite to his native habitat which has recently be overrun with imported antisemites.
Posted by: Hostage of Capitalism at August 21, 2018 11:08 AM (FV7LC) +++++++++++ This is dark. Well played, sir. Well played indeed. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (I2dne) 58
Is BBQ scale fraud the most first world problem ever?
- Worth it if it saves one pulled pork sandwich. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (W8FPR) 59
feral hogs do need to be exterminated but poisoning is not the way.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (8rbXZ) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (zbrBo) 61
Occasional Cortex basically kills a business, and then goes to the viewing.
Her entire real-world experience goes *poof!* Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (n6bs1) 62
Recent ICE action, including the Mexican murderer arrested on the way to the hospital w/his wife who was in labor, and the Nazi expulsion, send an excellent message to us, and to other countries: we will find them and expel them, no matter how it looks or how much the Left whines. Get outta here if you do not belong!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (W+vEI) 63
That picture looks ominous. Is that Catalina in the background?
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (TQyCa) It's not Catalina. Maybe one of the islands off Santa Barbara. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (uSlc8) 64
Cthulhu?
Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (VLEp3) If I happened to be in the ocean and saw that, I'd piss in my swimsuit. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (a0IVu) 65
12 The Trump administration pledged to deport Palij, saying that he shouldn't live out his last days in this country.
One more reason to love PDT. Oh wait. Trump supporters are supposed to love Nazis. Now I'm really confused. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:03 AM (uSlc --- Trump administration gives actual Nazi a free trip to his homeland. Posted by: CNN at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (PNcou) 66
So why did Germany suddenly have a change of heart about accepting the nazi scumbag? Merkel decided pissing off Trump even more was not a good idea?
Posted by: IC Hard to refuse a German when you accept muzzies. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (DKgtk) 67
I want the Boers to rise up and refuse the authority of this government.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (8rbXZ) 68
It's funny but if professors would actually teach their students how to respond intelligently to ideas they disagree with they would be better equipped to use means other than meaningless accusations or violence.
It's almost as if professors are failing students. Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j) It's by design. Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (NWiLs) 69
There's an oil rig in the background, so if that's kelp, it's gotta be dead.
Posted by: BignJames at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (0+nbW) 70
A Nazi from Queens?
You know who else is from Queens? Posted by: JoeF. Archie Bunker? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (IqV8l)2 Yeah, but Bunker wasn't a Nazi. He even gave a eulogy at a Jewish coworkers funeral.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (y8Foj) 71
47 Rut roh.
Jury has submitted note to the judge in Manafort trial. Waiting to hear contents... Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (Ri0Ku) Dear Mr. Judge: If we hang the jury we get to go home, right? Signed, The Jurors Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 21, 2018 11:14 AM (RD7QR) 72
I'm confused. You SHOULD be concerned for the conservative Christian students - they're the ones most at risk of violence due to intolerant leftists who think we...
...Oh. Yeah, that's an idiot right there. Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 21, 2018 11:14 AM (QmhyA) 73
NO ONE NEEDS 10 BAHBEKYEW SCALES TO WEIGH A DEAH!
Posted by: Don Cuomo at August 21, 2018 11:14 AM (KzSzb) Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:14 AM (I9Sw7) 75
I thought a BBQ scale was a device to measure the depth of the smoke ring and not the weight. Silly me.
Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 11:14 AM (A5R3R) 76
The only good kelp is a dead kelp.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:14 AM (uSlc8) 77
Who do that Cthulhu like you do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (W8FPR) 78
I hope the Boers fucking booby trap everything.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory I hope they take their farming knowledge with them. Eat dirt. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (DKgtk) 79
You're right about the poisoning! Terrible idea!
If they want to get rid of feral hogs, just announce a $10 per head bounty for every feral hogs head delivered, no limit. A whole lot of people would take them up on that, problem would be solved quick. Process the pork and send it all to the Gaza Strip to help with their food shortages. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (k1TUh) 80
feral hogs do need to be exterminated but poisoning is not the way.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (8rbXZ) Just tell the illegals they taste like bacon. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (LI7AQ) 81
Dear Mr. Judge:
If we hang the jury we get to go home, right? Signed, The Jurors Sure. How much rope do you need? Signed, The Judge Posted by: Roy at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (A5R3R) 82
It's funny but if professors would actually teach their students how to respond intelligently to ideas they disagree with they would be better equipped to use means other than meaningless accusations or violence.
It's almost as if professors are failing students. Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j) I actually had some very liberal college profs who would sit and listen to all points of view in the classroom. I even got some A's and B's from these guys. What happened? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj) 83
feral hogs do need to be exterminated but poisoning is not the way.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo Exactly. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (DKgtk) 84
Feral hogs need to be fed plenty of acorns and reside on my spit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:16 AM (oYNmA) 85
Fun fact: The Nazi lives in Ocasio-Cotez's district.
Yes, there are people tweeting at her to explain how "Abolish ICE" and "literal Nazi in your backyard" can be reconciled. Heh. Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 11:16 AM (W+vEI) 86
The malaises that have plagued the black population are extending to the non-Hispanic, midlife white population. As the report states: "All cause mortality increased... among non-Hispanic whites." Why? "Drug overdoses were the leading cause of increased mortality in midlife, but mortality also increased for alcohol-related conditions, suicides and organ diseases involving multiple body systems" (notably liver, heart diseases and cancers).
US doctors coined a phrase for this condition: "shit-life syndrome". Poor working-age Americans of all races are locked in a cycle of poverty and neglect, amid wider affluence. They are ill educated and ill trained. The jobs available are drudge work paying the minimum wage, with minimal or no job security. They are trapped in poor neighbourhoods where the prospect of owning a home is a distant dream. There is little social housing, scant income support and contingent access to healthcare. Finding meaning in life is close to impossible; the struggle to survive commands all intellectual and emotional resources. Yet turn on the TV or visit a middle-class shopping mall and a very different and unattainable world presents itself. Knowing that you are valueless, you resort to drugs, antidepressants and booze. You eat junk food and watch your ill-treated body balloon. It is not just poverty, but growing relative poverty in an era of rising inequality, with all its psychological side-effects, that is the killer. Shit-life syndrome captures the truth that the bald medical statistics have economic and social roots. Patients so depressed they are prescribed or seek opioids -- or resort to alcohol -- are suffering not so much from their demons but from the circumstances of their lives. They have a lot to be depressed about. They, and tens of millions like them teetering on the edge of the same condition, constitute Donald Trump's electoral base, easily tempted by rhetoric that pins the blame on dark foreigners, while castigating countries such as Finland or Denmark, where the trends are so much better, as communist. In Britain, they were heavily represented among the swing voters who delivered Brexit. Shit-life syndrome is not just a feature of a US city such as Baltimore, where the difference in life expectancy between the richer and poorer districts is as much as 20 years, it's a feature of British cities, too. Within the London borough of Kensington and Chelsea, the difference in life expectancy between richest and poorest is 16 years. And the trends are deteriorating. Public Health England has published a hair-raising map of the English health experience from 2014 to 2016. The East and West Midlands, Yorkshire and Humberside, the north-west and north-east experienced declines in life expectancy. Nobody should have been surprised they voted against the status quo in the Brexit referendum. Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 21, 2018 11:16 AM (e8kgV) 87
"I hope they take their farming knowledge with them.
Eat dirt." Perhaps they could bringing some Palestinians to share their success in feeding the population using mechanized and scientific means to increase crop yield. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:16 AM (i/+aM) 88
Fascism was fairly pragmatic, but overall it had specific policy points.
You can get into the details of Mussolini and Speer's economic policies for example. They are very similar to FDR's, and generally align with the current economic policies of the current left. At the highest level the means of production will continue to be held by the private sector...so long as the private sector acts in the ways the government demands. But this gets into the origins of fascism, which is properly understood as an international socialist heresy. Mussolini disagreed with the notion one could be a socialist and a nationalist and he broke with the majority of socialists over this point. Obviously he would come to power in Italy and implement his ideas as did others in Europe...but considering international and national socialism as polar opposites is flat out wrong - the better comparison would be say Catholics and Protestants. Sure they disagree on plenty of things...but compare them to Buddhists or Atheists... Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 11:17 AM (eSx+E) 89
How will the scale law affect the...
Queen Bee Bar B Que... If it's after 3, there's only one place to be Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 11:17 AM (8ikIW) 90
I hope the Boers fucking booby trap everything. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory Probably won't be necessary. Mass starvation will take care of things. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:17 AM (IqV8l) 91
He was the one pushing poisoning feral hogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (DKgtk) I have this crazy idea. Put a bounty on feral pigs. I am sure there is a modest amount of money that will energize every hunter in Texas. Probably far less than what the state spends on its studies. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 11:17 AM (wYseH) Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at August 21, 2018 11:17 AM (56f9o) 93
You know who else was a Nazi?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:17 AM (NLLmE) 94
There is no need to poison feral hogs. Just do what my old home state does. open season year long with almost no restrictions in hunting them. But a warning is on order, it can be dangerous hunting these varmints.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (mpXpK) 95
83 feral hogs do need to be exterminated but poisoning is not the way.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo Exactly. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (DKgtk) Choot 'em, Boudreaux, choot 'em! Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (NWiLs) 96
Sir needs a to partner up with those Colorado guys who want that baker to bake tranny cakes and create Forever Fascist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (W8FPR) 97
Anybody know if feral hogs are good eatin?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (NLLmE) 98
Jury has submitted note to the judge in Manafort trial. Waiting to hear contents...
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (Ri0Ku) " Dear Judge Elliot, I know I asked for Pastrami on Rye, but can I have a Reuben instead? The one with the russian dressing? CNN: AAAAH!!! RUSSIAN INFLUENCE WE KNEW IT!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (k1TUh) 99
Scales? As in weighing? There ought to be a department of the government that checks scales, etc. for accuracy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (hLRSq) 100
Obviously he would come to power in Italy and implement his ideas as did others in Europe...but considering international and national socialism as polar opposites is flat out wrong - the better comparison would be say Catholics and Protestants. Sure they disagree on plenty of things...but compare them to Buddhists or Atheists...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 11:17 AM (eSx+E) Here we go again.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:19 AM (y8Foj) 101
What the Dept. of Ag needs is its own SWAT to take down these meat-candy desperadoes.
And let's not even get into the Hickory vs. Mesquite gang wars. Posted by: Fritz at August 21, 2018 11:19 AM (2Mnv1) 102
But a warning is on order, it can be dangerous hunting these varmints.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM ~~~~~ Helicopters! Like Sarah Palin does. Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:19 AM (Ri0Ku) 103
Patients so depressed they are prescribed or seek opioids -- or resort to alcohol -- are suffering not so much from their demons but from the circumstances of their lives. They have a lot to be depressed about. They, and tens of millions like them teetering on the edge of the same condition, constitute Donald Trump's electoral base, easily tempted by rhetoric that pins the blame on dark foreigners,
This fact-free polemic is a great example of shit-scholarship syndrome. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:19 AM (uSlc8) 104
I actually had some very liberal college profs who would sit and listen to all points of view in the classroom. I even got some A's and B's from these guys.
What happened? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj) ++++++++ I did, too - and not too long ago (early aughts). I graduated just before Obama was elected but when the campaign was in full swing. The madness set in quickly about March of '08. It was like he came in with a magic wand and banished open - but opposed - discussion on campus. I don't know exactly what it was or why it happened or how his personality immediately surged through the halls of academia, but it happened before my eyes in my small northeastern liberal arts college. It's a good thing I graduated when I did. I wouldn't make it through now. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2018 11:19 AM (I2dne) 105
US doctors coined a phrase for this condition: "shit-life syndrome".
Poor working-age Americans of all races are locked in a cycle of poverty and neglect, amid wider affluence. They are ill educated and ill trained. The jobs available are drudge work paying the minimum wage, with minimal or no job security. Here's a suggestion. You know back in high school when you called all of us that kept going "losers" and you dropped out? Don't. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:20 AM (DKgtk) 106
Anybody know if feral hogs are good eatin?"
Oh yeah I got a friend who's got a big smoker, big enough to do 200 pounds of meat at a time. He and his pals give away a whole lot of it every Christmas. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:20 AM (k1TUh) 107
97 Anybody know if feral hogs are good eatin?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (NLLmE) --- Yep. Kalua pig especially, yummy. Posted by: SMH at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (VLEp3) 108
67 I want the Boers to rise up and refuse the authority of this government.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:13 AM (8rbXZ) They are outnumbered 10-1. They don't have the fire power either, only hunting rifles. They should have seen the writing on the walls over 10 years ago if not before. It will be a bloodbath unless thry recloscate to places like Russia, who has offered them assylum. Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (+jsVQ) 109
That picture looks ominous. Is that Catalina in the background?
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (TQyCa) I didn't see a PBY. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (hLRSq) 110
I actually had some very liberal college profs who
would sit and listen to all points of view in the classroom. I even got some A's and B's from these guys. What happened? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj) When I was in college (UC Berkeley!) a "few" years ago, I had an absolutely fantastic instructor who taught me a tremendous amount, and was scrupulously down-the-middle. I follow him on twitter lo these many years later, and he is a rabid leftist. But he knew to keep that shit out of the classroom. Nowadays? Not so much. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (wYseH) 111
Anybody know if feral hogs are good eatin?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (NLLmE) One didn't look too good eatin' my cat. Posted by: The Guy Whose Cat Got Et By A Feral Pig at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (uSlc8) 112
" US doctors coined a phrase for this condition: "shit-life syndrome".
Poor working-age Americans of all races are locked in a cycle of poverty and neglect, amid wider affluence. They are ill educated and ill trained. The jobs available are drudge work paying the minimum wage, with minimal or no job security. " Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is really shitty reasoning and self control skills. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (i/+aM) 113
They, and tens of millions like them teetering on the edge of the same condition, constitute Donald Trump's electoral base, easily tempted by rhetoric that pins the blame on dark foreigners,
Sorry. Those are mainly from your inner city blue hell holes. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (DKgtk) 114
The maoists won and ran every one else off, because maoists are insane and violent at levels other leftists only aspire to.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (uquGJ) 115
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Anybody know if feral hogs are good eatin? Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (NLLmE) My understanding is no they are not unless specially prepared. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (mpXpK) 116
82 It's funny but if professors would actually teach their students how to respond intelligently to ideas they disagree with they would be better equipped to use means other than meaningless accusations or violence.
It's almost as if professors are failing students. Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 21, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j) I actually had some very liberal college profs who would sit and listen to all points of view in the classroom. I even got some A's and B's from these guys. What happened? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj) Good question. Even when I was in college, I had an extremely left-wing political science professor who was actually fair, and rewarded good reasoning and writing. I got As in his classes, and he ended up being my senior thesis adviser as well. Got an A on that too. I don't know what happened to professors like that, who could put their personal politics aside. Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (NWiLs) 117
Mmmmmmm. Smoked hog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (oYNmA) 118
Not sure Russia is better than Africa....
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (mCMQ5) 119
Black small business ownership jumps 400% from 2017-2018
http://tinyurl.com/yapof4aj Dems must be sh*tting the bed.... They tell them 'You didnt build that .." and now they are starting to #WalkAway Posted by: McCool at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (lWCRE) 120
So, let's see who the three professors are that hate guns, conservatives, and Christians:
"Doctor" Jennifer Glass - The Barbara Bush Professor of Liberal Arts in the Department of Sociology... https://tinyurl.com/ybsdoxuy "Doctor" Lisa Moore - Professor of English and (of course) Women's and Gender Studies... https://tinyurl.com/y9xks477 "Doctor" Mia Carter - Associate Professor of English... https://tinyurl.com/y9qrjczs Posted by: Bert G at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (yzxic) 121
If it wasn't for Nazis, white people would be SUPER AWESOME!
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (jDF8P) 122
So if the BBQ weighs as much as a duck...
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (PNcou) 123
apparently my lug nuts broke and the dealer needs to find one more.
you know who else was in want of a nut? Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (8rbXZ) 124
Twitter:
Report of shots fired and hostage situation in Paris. Begin the Beguine... Not terrorism! Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (Ri0Ku) 125
"Yet he is accused of anti-Semitism, authoritarianism, dictatorial beliefs, and probably bed-wetting."
The bed wetting is confirmed, and worse than you imagine! Posted by: The Steele Dossier at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (LpV0I) 126
Anybody know if feral hogs are good eatin?
Posted by: eleven Damn fine eating up to about 250 lbs. After that, they are older and tougher. Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (DKgtk) 127
"They don't have the fire power either, only hunting rifles."
Has South Africa banned modern Sporting Rifles? Bummer. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (i/+aM) 128
It's not Catalina. Maybe one of the islands off Santa Barbara.
Ah, you're right. Santa Barbara has its own islands, the Channel Islands. Santa Cruz island is the one I was thinking of. Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (elfAG) Posted by: Don Q. at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (NgKpN) 130
I spit my coffee after reading the U Texas lawsuit.
Some lawyer actually had the balls to print that "well-regulated" meant "restricted by law", rather than the real meaning. I dunno. How many times do we have to do this\? Posted by: Marcus T at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (VpIIl) 131
Helicopters! Like Sarah Palin does. "
The Texas Legislature actually passed a law a couple years ago authorizing the shooting of feral hogs from aircraft. Mainly to let us all know that the Legislature was always sure to stay on top of the really important issues. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (k1TUh) 132
I wonder if Barry and Mooch will be taking one of the S. African farms, although I picture them taking a vineyard and winery. Perhaps they could "buy" Richard Branson's place in the Garden District in the western cape.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (ptqGC) 133
98 Jury has submitted note to the judge in Manafort trial. Waiting to hear contents...
Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:11 AM (Ri0Ku) " -------- CNN is saying the Jury has left the jury room but is not back in courtroom. Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT) 134
109 That picture looks ominous. Is that Catalina in the background?
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (TQyCa) I didn't see a PBY. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (hLRSq) --- neither did I Posted by: Admiral Nagumo at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (PNcou) 135
Anybody know if feral hogs are good eatin?
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM (NLLmE) My understanding is no they are not unless specially prepared. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (mpXpK) Trichinosis special. Posted by: BignJames at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (0+nbW) 136
Oh and to go a bit further, the opposite of national socialism (and international socialism) is anarcho-capitalism which is "extreme" libertarianism.
A proper political spectrum can be rendered as: anarcho-capitalism libertarianism (*NOT* the LP sort) classical liberalism (the average American politician prior to say 1900) interventionist "managed" capitalists (the better GOPers) national socialists (most modern Democrats and GOPers) international socialists Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (eSx+E) 137
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A Nazi from Queens? You know who else is from Queens? Posted by: JoeF. Archie Bunker? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (IqV8l) Doug Heffernan...he's the king of Queens. Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (Enq6K) 138
Nazi wanted Queens to annex the Bronx.
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (RuIsu) 139
Paleoweltschmerz isn't just for dinosaurs US doctors coined a phrase for this condition: "shit-life syndrome". Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (e8kgV) 140
My understanding is no they are not unless specially prepared.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (mpXpK) The young ones are some of the best food on the planet. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (wYseH) 141
From the gossip site Crazy Days and Nights, that has been blind item reporting on Hollywood sexual abuse (including Weinstein) and pedophilia for many years: A reveal (which he/she does sometimes)
At least two actresses have spoken to news outlets and said they were told to pretend to act like tweens when they had sex with this child porn loving writer/director. When one refused to do it after the second or third encounter she was ghosted by the director. James Gunn *Note - the site mixes in these creepy stories in with fluffy and obvious conjecture gossip. Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI) 142
Oh this day in 1911 one of the more bizarre art heists in history occurred. The ]i]Mona Lisa was stolen.
I doubt we'll be so lucky when it comes to Michelle's official portrait. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:25 AM (YEriz) 143
When he's not watching TV and drinking an ice cold Diet Coke. Mmmmm
Posted by: Bruce at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (8ikIW) I love the Gorilla Channel! That one, Maddow, she really swings a mean fist! Years ago I'd've made a bundle sponsoring her in the WWE! Posted by: Donny Two-Scoops Trump at August 21, 2018 11:25 AM (hLRSq) 144
Report of shots fired and hostage situation in Paris. Begin the Beguine... Not terrorism!
All eyes on Trump's twitter feed.... waiting for him to 'pounce' on French immigrant problems. Posted by: McCool at August 21, 2018 11:25 AM (lWCRE) 145
112 " US doctors coined a phrase for this condition: "shit-life syndrome".
Poor working-age Americans of all races are locked in a cycle of poverty and neglect, amid wider affluence. They are ill educated and ill trained. The jobs available are drudge work paying the minimum wage, with minimal or no job security. " Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is really shitty reasoning and self control skills. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (i/+aM) Yes...but...the government also subsidizes this behavior, and has degraded the culture and community of lower class folk, especially blacks, so it becomes intergenerational and a part of their identity. Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:25 AM (NWiLs) 146
CNN is saying the Jury has left the jury room but is not back in courtroom.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT) Does that mean they may have a verdict? Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:25 AM (a0IVu) 147
So, let's see who the three professors are that hate guns, conservatives, and Christians:
"Doctor" Jennifer Glass - The Barbara Bush Professor of Liberal Arts in the Department of Sociology... https://tinyurl.com/ybsdoxuy "Doctor" Lisa Moore - Professor of English and (of course) Women's and Gender Studies... https://tinyurl.com/y9xks477 "Doctor" Mia Carter - Associate Professor of English... https://tinyurl.com/y9qrjczs Posted by: Bert G at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM (yzxic) If those three up and fled to South Africa tomorrow, the university would have lost exactly zero worthwhile teaching capacity. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2018 11:26 AM (LI7AQ) 148
Damn fine eating up to about 250 lbs. After that, they are older and tougher.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 21, 2018 11:23 AM (DKgtk) --- that was my experience Posted by: J Dahlmer at August 21, 2018 11:26 AM (PNcou) 149
"The Texas Legislature actually passed a law a couple years ago authorizing the shooting of feral hogs from aircraft"
I see a business opportunity. A-10 hunting parties. Go Air Force!! Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:26 AM (i/+aM) 150
Shorter me: fuck LBJ with Satan's barbed cock.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:26 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 11:26 AM (r9UYA) 152
109 That picture looks ominous. Is that Catalina in the background?
Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 11:10 AM (TQyCa) I didn't see a PBY. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (hLRSq) --- neither did I Posted by: Admiral Nagumo at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (PNcou) It's the P-38's that sneak up on you. Posted by: Adm. Yamamoto at August 21, 2018 11:26 AM (uSlc8) 153
I didn't see a PBY.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:21 AM (hLRSq) --- neither did I Posted by: Admiral Nagumo at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM *golf clap* Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (p+Wdc) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (i/+aM) 155
So why did Germany suddenly have a change of heart about accepting the nazi scumbag? Merkel decided pissing off Trump even more was not a good idea?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:12 AM (a0IVu) Because unlike Bush, who probably said, "well ok", when German wouldn't accept the guy and then kept it from the public, and Obama, who couldn't be bothered, Merkel knows she was one tweet away from Trump blowing this up. Imagine the uproar when Trump would start tweeting that Merkel was too cowardly to deal with a 95 year old Nazi SS guard that was trained and set upon a concentration camp by her country. That's what being a ruthless tweeter will get you. Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (YbmG/) 156
It's the P-38's that sneak up on you.
Posted by: Adm. Yamamoto at August 21, 2018 11:26 AM (uSlc Open you right up. Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (NWiLs) 157
"Doctor" Jennifer Glass - The Barbara Bush Professor of Liberal Arts in the Department of Sociology... https://tinyurl.com/ybsdoxuy
========== Any relation to George? Posted by: Jan Brady at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (vg8iE) 158
Manafort jury, "Your Honor we find CNN guilty of being a cum basket."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (YEriz) 159
Trichinosis special.
Posted by: BignJames at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (0+nbW) That's the only issue. But freezing at low temperatures for a few weeks (check first!) will kill the worms and the cysts. Bear meat is the same... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (wYseH) 160
US doctors coined a phrase for this condition: "shit-life syndrome".
Poor working-age Americans of all races are locked in a cycle of poverty and neglect, amid wider affluence. They are ill educated and ill trained. The jobs available are drudge work paying the minimum wage, with minimal or no job security. I called it "Hope and Change", but, whatever... Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (iYaJJ) 161
Mmmmmmm. Smoked hog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM ~~~~~~ Dissertation Upon Roast Pig by Charles Lamb https://www.bartleby.com/380/prose/491.html Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM (Ri0Ku) 162
I told the Nazis that there were certain areas of New York to avoid
Posted by: R Blaine at August 21, 2018 11:28 AM (PNcou) 163
There is no need to poison feral hogs. Just do what
my old home state does. open season year long with almost no restrictions in hunting them. But a warning is on order, it can be dangerous hunting these varmints. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:18 AM --- They are so thick here in NE Texas it is literally hazardous to drive at night. A 600 pound hog will destroy your car when you hit it going 75mph. And it is going to be worse once the new lake by us is filled up. There are thousands of hogs living in the 16,000 acres where the new lake will be and they will have to go someplace else once the lake starts filling up. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:28 AM (JUOKG) Posted by: DMO at August 21, 2018 11:28 AM (Bqoi/) 165
If Trump wanted to have fun on twitter he should say something like...
As you all know I am a big proponent of free speech. But as some have commented the government can't allow people freedom to engage in violence...therefore I am specifically writing a law to allow for the arrest of anyone exposing either national or international socialist ideas. With bigly jail time. Watch all those idiots sending pictures of glowing Soviet soldiers in WWII lose control of their bladders.... Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 11:29 AM (eSx+E) 166
The three professors would make suitable Boer sandbags.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:29 AM (oYNmA) 167
if those actresses accusing Gunn have spoken to news outlets then their story is coming out. and Disney already knows but you all knew that already.
nice of the news outlets to embargo this story up to now. PS. do the cruise cabin boys have a comment? Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:29 AM (8rbXZ) 168
>>That's the only issue. But freezing at low temperatures for a few weeks (check first!) will kill the worms and the cysts.
Same for stinky sneakers. Posted by: Under Fire at August 21, 2018 11:29 AM (r9UYA) 169
And it is going to be worse once the new lake by us is filled up. There are thousands of hogs living in the 16,000 acres where the new lake will be and they will have to go someplace else once the lake starts filling up.
Perhaps they could identify as manatees. Posted by: pep at August 21, 2018 11:29 AM (5GcKk) 170
Yamamato's chief of staff escaped that ambush even though his G4M Betty was also shot down.
Not a PBY-5A Catalina or OA-10A. Looks like a small boat and an oil rig in the background. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:29 AM (YEriz) 171
I actually had some very liberal college profs who would sit and listen to all points of view in the classroom. I even got some A's and B's from these guys.
What happened? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj) I did as well. And there might still be a lot of professors like that around but they sure seem to be quiet. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 11:30 AM (nBr1j) 172
Jeez, I haven't murdered a Jew in 74 years.
Posted by: Jakiw Palij at August 21, 2018 11:30 AM (uSlc8) 173
PS. do the cruise cabin boys have a comment?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:29 AM (8rbXZ) Cap'n Bill is a cruel, cruel man! Posted by: Egg McMuffin at August 21, 2018 11:31 AM (hLRSq) 174
Note - the site mixes in these creepy stories in with fluffy and obvious conjecture gossip.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI) Yet, more accurate than what passes for news from the MSM and corporate conservatives. Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 11:31 AM (+jsVQ) Posted by: "Syrian Refugees" in Germany at August 21, 2018 11:31 AM (iYaJJ) 176
Hunting helicopters sounds r-dabeeubluh... rr-rr-dubeebadah... rr-dubahabee... ahh, dangerous.
Posted by: Porky at August 21, 2018 11:31 AM (KzSzb) 177
They are so thick here in NE Texas it is literally hazardous to drive at night. A 600 pound hog will destroy your car when you hit it going 75mph.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:28 AM (JUOKG) I saw one early one morning, it was walking alongside the road....I swear the thing was the size of a VW Beetle. Posted by: BignJames at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (0+nbW) 178
There are thousands of hogs living in the 16,000 acres where the new lake will be and they will have to go someplace else once the lake starts filling up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:28 AM (JUOKG) Have they considered Massachusetts? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (uSlc8) 179
Once Chocolate Jesus was coronated, the bat signal went up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (oYNmA) 180
Put a bounty on feral pigs. I am sure there is a modest amount of money that will energize every hunter in Texas. Probably far less than what the state spends on its studies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 11:17 AM (wYseH) ... Here's the thing: Texas is really big, and hogs are freaking rabbits. You could wipe out 1/2 of the current population and it would be back in a couple dozen months. Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (yL25O) 181
Here's what a major league hog hunter in TX says about eating wild hog.
. Meat from big boars is inedible "I hear many people say this and it is untrue," Clayton said. "Older boars above 150 pounds or so make great pork chops. The rest is sausage. They don't make good ham or ham steaks." Here's why people get that impression: "Most of that testosterone in an older boar is carried in its sexual organs. That is where the smell comes from," he said. "Cut around the sexual organs and extract them all in one piece." In other words, meat quality in a big porker is all about how you butcher the boar. The best-eating wild pigs are younger, smaller boars, Clayton said, noting he prefers boars of 190 pounds or less. IOW you need to be careful in the preparation and if you are shooting for the table you need to go for the small ones. Unfortunately where I came from the average size feral hog you found down in the swamps weighed out at 300 pounds or more. And they are mean as Hell. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (mpXpK) 182
Thanks for the reminder, quite a few high profile Nazi war criminals found sanctuary in Syria after World War II.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (YEriz) 183
Professors today at UNC are jubilant, one imagines.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (CDGwz) 184
Wakes up.
Looks around. Scratches. This sleeping in has been great, and I wasn't even looking for a job and yet one found me. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (0tfLf) 185
I think the "mindset" of a typical liberal has changed over the years. Many of them prided themselves on being open to new ideas and fresh thinking, were usually very tolerant and were widely read.
Today's liberal's are not open to new ideas. Nor are they tolerant or well-read. But they THINK they are.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (y8Foj) 186
The FNM's job has nothing to do with reporting news in the traditional sense - so we should be surprised more when they actually report something new then we are when they do not.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (eSx+E) 187
"Hunting helicopters sounds r-dabeeubluh... rr-rr-dubeebadah... rr-dubahabee... ahh, dangerous."
Nah.. Posted by: AH-64, Apache at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (i/+aM) 188
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I actually had some very liberal college profs who would sit and listen to all points of view in the classroom. I even got some A's and B's from these guys. What happened? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj) I did as well. And there might still be a lot of professors like that around but they sure seem to be quiet. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 * * I work in an office with several liberal economics profs. Annoying as hell, listening to them grump about Trump. You'd think economics people would understand the good he's doing . . . but then, Occasional Cortex supposedly has an econ degree, and look at her. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (CTtdn) 189
Not a PBY-5A Catalina or OA-10A. Looks like a small boat and an oil rig in the background.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:29 AM (YEriz) And when was there last an oil rig in the Santa Barbara channel? 1960-something? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (LI7AQ) 190
This sleeping in has been great, and I wasn't even looking for a job and yet one found me.
Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (0tfLf) YAY! Does it look promising? Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:34 AM (Enq6K) 191
(163) Try going 88.
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 21, 2018 11:34 AM (RuIsu) 192
"Does that mean they may have a verdict?"
Maybe they all needed to pee. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM ~~~~~ There's always a court officer sitting outside the jury room. When they gotta pee, they just knock on the door and the officer opens it. Someone escorts them to and from the bathroom. My guesses: 1. They have another question. b. They are hung. Whichever it is, the judge probably wanted to talk to the attorneys and knew it would take a while so told them to take an early lunch. Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:34 AM (Ri0Ku) 193
So, this shitbag Nazi was living in a city with the highest population of Jews outside of Israel?
I'm surprised he's still breathing. No, disappointed he is still breathing. I'm also surprised that Mossad didn't try to snatch him and take to Israel for imprisonment there. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 11:34 AM (vbJig) 194
The malaises that have plagued the black population are extending to the non-Hispanic, midlife white population. As the report states: "All cause mortality increased... among non-Hispanic whites." Why? "Drug overdoses were the leading cause of increased mortality in midlife, but mortality also increased for alcohol-related conditions, suicides and organ diseases involving multiple body systems" (notably liver, heart diseases and cancers).
======== Huh. I wonder if it might have anything to do with being told over and over and over, in every forum, that you are the cause of all ills in the world and you don't deserve or will you have a chance in hell of ever advancing in life. We'll pass laws holding you back and advancing others not like you, if that's what it takes "Dark foreigners" are lined up to do jobs that you are capable of, at a much lower rate. We can get that rate even lower if we just sneak a few million over the border. You owe it to "dark foreigners," after all. Your very existence has hurt them. Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (vg8iE) 195
When I am Weaker Then You, I ask you for Freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am Stronger than you, I take away your Freedom Because that is according to my principles.
Posted by: The modern left (by way of Frank Herbert) at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (eSx+E) 196
Today's liberal's are not open to new ideas. Nor are they tolerant or well-read.
But they THINK they are.... Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (y8Foj) They are, compared to the caricature of Deplorables that they nurse and shield from reality. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (uSlc8) 197
The Jew hater Trump also moved the US Embassy to Jerusalem, thus fulfilling 30+ years of Congressional theatre. And the whole world didn't go up in flames. Imagine! Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (/e5p1) 198
I work in an office with several liberal economics profs. Annoying as hell, listening to them grump about Trump. You'd think economics people would understand the good he's doing . . . but then, Occasional Cortex supposedly has an econ degree, and look at her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (CTtdn) +++++++++++++++ Based on what she says, I have to suspect that her econ degree - while likely related to her head - has nothing to do with her brain. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (I2dne) 199
The Trump administration pledged to deport Palij, saying that he shouldn't live out his last days in this country.
If only our govt as zealous against those trying to overthrow the Constitution. Posted by: Braenyard at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (hKmCD) Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (Enq6K) 201
There are thousands of hogs living in the 16,000 acres where the new lake will be and they will have to go someplace else once the lake starts filling up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:28 AM (JUOKG) Take the boars and the Boers and move 'em to Russia Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (y8Foj) 202
jURY SUBMITS NOTE to judge
"If we can't come to concensus, what does that mean for the verdict"? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (Lg2h/) 203
You could wipe out 1/2 of the current population and it would be back in a couple dozen months.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (yL25O) As the population decreases, increase the bounty. The total cost will probably be about the same. And...more of them will be young, so they will be even tastier! This is a Win-Win! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (wYseH) 204
171 I actually had some very liberal college profs who would sit and listen to all points of view in the classroom. I even got some A's and B's from these guys.
What happened? Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:15 AM (y8Foj) I did as well. And there might still be a lot of professors like that around but they sure seem to be quiet. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem One of the best profs I had started his class (on comparative politics) by stating he was an atheist anarchist. A great instructor. Would wear my ROTC uniform to class every chance I got. It was a blast. Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (0tfLf) Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (Ri0Ku) Posted by: George Takei at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (vbJig) 207
172 Jeez, I haven't murdered a Jew in 74 years.
Posted by: Jakiw Palij at August 21, 2018 11:30 AM (uSlc --- deport his ass Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (PNcou) 208
@zerohedge 45 seconds ago
MANAFORT JURY ASKS JUDGE ABOUT CONSENSUS ON SINGLE COUNTS Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (Enq6K) If true, mixed-verdicts. Something for everyone! Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (y8Foj) Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (Lg2h/) 210
The best-eating wild pigs are younger, smaller boars, Clayton said, noting he prefers boars of 190 pounds or less.
IOW you need to be careful in the preparation and if you are shooting for the table you need to go for the small ones. Unfortunately where I came from the average size feral hog you found down in the swamps weighed out at 300 pounds or more. And they are mean as Hell. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (mpXpK) Nobody eats the sows? Isn't that sexist? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (LI7AQ) 211
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (oYNmA)
Almost as if that Mao Christmas ornament was a signal to all the academic maoists to pick up their activity and become more open about their real goals (or gave them confidence to do so as it was clear the administration was sympathetic). Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (uquGJ) 212
Here's the thing: Texas is really big, and hogs are freaking rabbits.
You could wipe out 1/2 of the current population and it would be back in a couple dozen months. Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (yL25O) -- you know who else wanted a final solution? Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (PNcou) 213
If true, mixed-verdicts.
Something for everyone! Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:36 AM (y8Foj) Mixed verdict not so good for mananfort...there are so many charges, just guilty on 1/2 could send him to jail for near to life Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (Lg2h/) 214
My guesses:
1. They have another question. b. They are hung. Whichever it is, the judge probably wanted to talk to the attorneys and knew it would take a while so told them to take an early lunch. Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:34 AM --- My money is on a hung Jury. If they had another question the Bailiff would have just given it to the Judge, they wouldn't have left the room. If it is a hung Jury meuller just lost the last shred of credibility that he has. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (JUOKG) 215
you know who else wanted a final solution?
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (PNcou) ++++++++++ You? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (I2dne) 216
Ted Nugent has promoted Heli-Hunters in Texas , who sell pig hunts from the helicopter. You tube has videos from their hunts. Ted uses a fully auto .223( I believe, I may have the caliber wrong) to wipe out entire pig herds.
2.5 million feral hogs in Texas, causing untold amount of damage to crops. Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (YbmG/) 217
Today's liberal's are not open to new ideas. Nor are they tolerant or well-read.
*** being exposed to unfiltered ideas is actually dangerous in leftist circles. Look at the occasional leftist that says something at odds with the narrative and gets destroyed for his/her gaffe... You can't have a modern Nat Hentoff (import liberal who disagreed with the leftist narrative on abortion). Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (eSx+E) 218
If the case is shit, you must acquit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (oYNmA) 219
Anarchist. You wore your uniform. It was a blast.
Did you two try out all the recipes in the Anarchist Cookbook? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (YEriz) Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at August 21, 2018 11:38 AM (8rbXZ) Posted by: Mr Helpful at August 21, 2018 11:38 AM (fJD+N) 222
I wonder if it might have anything to do with being told over and over and over
We gave your job to an illegal and made opioids easy to prescribe. You'd think you'd be thanking me! Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 21, 2018 11:38 AM (iYaJJ) 223
Can the judge---who clearly didn't seem to like Mueller's case---throw out guilty verdicts?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:38 AM (y8Foj) 224
YAY! Does it look promising?
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:34 AM Yes, I start tomorrow. I'd of said no as I'm trying to cut back and just do some part time teaching, but in this instance, the company president is an old boss of mine and he asked for my help. Glad to do so for him. And its fun work. Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2018 11:38 AM (0tfLf) 225
>>195 When I am Weaker Then You, I ask you for Freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am Stronger than you, I take away your Freedom Because that is according to my principles. Posted by: The modern left (by way of Frank Herbert) at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM (eSx+E)
The Melian Dialogue. Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0) 226
And the whole world didn't go up in flames. Imagine!
*** I can't keep track of all the times that Trump was going to cause the end of the world...and nothing happened...anymore. Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (eSx+E) 227
@214
A hung jury simply means Mueller retries the case, probably stringing it out as long as possible for maximum punishment. Process is the punishment. Posted by: Kreplach at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (kT3/m) 228
Is that your final solution?
Posted by: Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Genocidal Tyrant?" at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (vbJig) 229
I work in an office with several liberal economics profs. Annoying as hell, listening to them grump about Trump. You'd think economics people would understand the good he's doing . . . but then, Occasional Cortex supposedly has an econ degree, and look at her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (CTtdn) Trouble is, economics isn't a science, it's an art. One can get an economics degree based entirely upon false concepts. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (LI7AQ) 230
At least a couple of counties in central TX offered a bounty on hogs this summer. I haven't heard if it was effective but I expect not. One thing for non-TX folks to remember is that there is essentially no public land open for hunting here. You need to get access to private land and not every land owner is anxious to have a bunch of people shooting on his property when he's trying to farm or run cattle on it. If the number of people willing to pay to hunt hogs were enough to control the population then it wouldn't be a problem.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (+jS7J) 231
>CNN is saying the Jury has left the jury room but is not back in courtroom.
Posted by: WisRich at August 21, 2018 11:24 AM (G0vdT) Hitting a bar? Posted by: Muad'dib at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (sjdRT) Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (Bdeb0) 233
Who cut the cheese?
Posted by: Manafort Jury Foreman at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (HiLJ1) 234
If the Jury claims that they are hung, should we bring in Chelsie Handler for a second opinion?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (i/+aM) 235
I work in an office with several liberal economics profs. Annoying as hell, listening to them grump about Trump. You'd think economics people would understand the good he's doing . . . but then, Occasional Cortex supposedly has an econ degree, and look at her.
===== My impression, FWIW, is that econ has been subsumed by sociology. A business degree still requires math. Posted by: mustbequantum at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (MIKMs) 236
Unfortunately where I came from the average size feral hog you found down in the swamps weighed out at 300 pounds or more. And they are mean as Hell.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (mpXpK) ... I was with my buddy when he hit a 300+ pound boar hard with 7.62. Shot placement was just right; probably actually missed the heart but through the lungs. (Hog heart and lungs are weirdly forward, for those who have never seen them.) It went a solid 1000 yards before it laid down. They're incredibly athletic. They can come up out of a wallow and just jump up the bank. I love stalking them but it's not something to do unprepared. Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (yL25O) 237
Isn't that bit about the lack of jobs exactly what Trump was trying to address, by bringing manufacturing jobs back?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (QmhyA) 238
A hung jury simply means Mueller retries the case, probably stringing it out as long as possible for maximum punishment.
Does not sound like that...they are talking about partial verdicts Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (Lg2h/) 239
Patients so depressed they are prescribed or seek opioids -- or resort to alcohol -- are suffering not so much from their demons but from the circumstances of their lives. They have a lot to be depressed about. They, and tens of millions like them teetering on the edge of the same condition, constitute Donald Trump's electoral base, easily tempted by rhetoric that pins the blame on dark foreigners,
Looks like Kevin Williamson got himself another writing gig. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (kqsXK) 240
You know who else wanted a final solution?
Posted by: Sarah Jeong I was told there would be no math. Posted by: josephistan at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (7HtZB) 241
215 you know who else wanted a final solution?
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (PNcou) ++++++++++ You? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (I2dne) --- who else-else? Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (PNcou) 242
Yes, I start tomorrow.
I'd of said no as I'm trying to cut back and just do some part time teaching, but in this instance, the company president is an old boss of mine and he asked for my help. Glad to do so for him. And its fun work. Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2018 11:38 AM (0tfLf) That's great! Can't ask for more than that....well you could but... Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (Enq6K) 243
>> One thing for non-TX folks to remember is that there is essentially no public land open for hunting here.
One of the many ways that Texas sucks. Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (xY4HP) 244
223 Can the judge---who clearly didn't seem to like Mueller's case---throw out guilty verdicts?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:38 AM (y8Foj) Yes. I wouldn't count on it, but judges can do that. Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (NWiLs) 245
You could wipe out 1/2 of the current population and it would be back in a couple dozen months. Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 11:32 AM (yL25O) As the population decreases, increase the bounty. The total cost will probably be about the same. And...more of them will be young, so they will be even tastier! This is a Win-Win! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 21, 2018 11:35 AM --- I think people are forgetting that Texas is big....very big and there are millions of hogs running around. Plus they are mean and crafty for the most part and usually only come out at night. You do not want to hunt them alone ad you had better bring a $hit ton of ammo because they travel in herds of up to 30. IMO it is physically and practically impossible to wipe them out. Sows usually have two litters a year with 6 hogs. And they start reproducing at 6 months. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (JUOKG) 246
219 Anarchist. You wore your uniform. It was a blast.
Did you two try out all the recipes in the Anarchist Cookbook? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM Trick questions!!!! If I said yes the Feds would be at my house in a heartbeat. Actually I learned a hell of a lot about Marxism. Even that prof today would admit it fails. Posted by: Diogenes at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (0tfLf) 247
"economics isn't a science, it's an art. "
and Paul Krugman is its Jackson Pollock. Throw enough shit at the canvas and maybe something will make sense Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (8rbXZ) 248
Is it me, or is the redhead built like a flamingo?
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/ 1031714440566267905 Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (W+vEI) 249
Partial verdict?
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (MAstk) 250
Damn fine eating up to about 250 lbs. After that, they are older and tougher.
In many ways, this is the story of Lena Dunham. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 21, 2018 11:42 AM (kqsXK) 251
Partial verdict?
Posted by: HA at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (MAstk) Quilty or Not Guilty on some counts and hung on other counts Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:42 AM (Lg2h/) 252
Mixed verdict not so good for mananfort...there are so many charges, just guilty on 1/2 could send him to jail for near to life
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (Lg2h/) I know Manafort is no choir boy but for him to spend his life in jail while the Clintons go scot free is ridiculous. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:42 AM (a0IVu) 253
Can the judge---who clearly didn't seem to like Mueller's case---throw out guilty verdicts?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 21, 2018 11:38 AM ~~~~~ I believe so. But not if he values his life--he already has death threats and a security detail. Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:42 AM (Ri0Ku) 254
230
At least a couple of counties in central TX offered a bounty on hogs this summer. I haven't heard if it was effective but I expect not. One thing for non-TX folks to remember is that there is essentially no public land open for hunting here. You need to get access to private land and not every land owner is anxious to have a bunch of people shooting on his property when he's trying to farm or run cattle on it. If the number of people willing to pay to hunt hogs were enough to control the population then it wouldn't be a problem. Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at August 21, 2018 11:39 AM (+jS7J) Pretty much the same here and in GA where I grew up. Most of the woods are owned by huge tree companies and they make money by leasing the lands out to hunting clubs. The farmers who allow hunting have found this money making scheme as well. so all land is either posted or controlled by hunting clubs. Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 21, 2018 11:43 AM (mpXpK) 255
I know Manafort is no choir boy but for him to spend his life in jail while the Clintons go scot free is ridiculous.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:42 AM (a0IVu) I agree Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:43 AM (Lg2h/) 256
seriously. there seems to.be a whole cottage industry around saying, those white folks can be poor and depressed too, but they are racist anyway so, you know, fuck'em.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:43 AM (8rbXZ) 257
Quilty or Not Guilty on some counts and hung on other counts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:42 AM ~~~~~ Sounds like they are hung on just one count. Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (Ri0Ku) 258
IMO it is physically and practically impossible to wipe them out. Sows usually have two litters a year with 6 hogs. And they start reproducing at 6 months.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (JUOKG) --- We're ready to help. especially the dark ones. Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (PNcou) 259
216 Ted Nugent has promoted Heli-Hunters in Texas , who sell pig hunts from the helicopter. You tube has videos from their hunts. Ted uses a fully auto .223( I believe, I may have the caliber wrong) to wipe out entire pig herds.
2.5 million feral hogs in Texas, causing untold amount of damage to crops. Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (YbmG/) ... I think the outfits that trap them in large corralls are way more effective, but they get fewer views on youtube. I've wondered about figuring out a way to trap them, transport them to pens, feed them out for a bit, and slaughter them. Somebody would already be doing it if it were cost effective, I'm sure. It's an awful lot of free range meat. Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (yL25O) 260
A hung jury simply means Mueller retries the case, probably stringing it out as long as possible for maximum punishment.
Don't kill the job. Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (jDF8P) 261
Wasn't much chance of Manafort beating all of the charges where he is being tried and with CNN intimidating the jury.
Posted by: steevy at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (mCMQ5) 262
256 seriously. there seems to.be a whole cottage industry around saying, those white folks can be poor and depressed too, but they are racist anyway so, you know, fuck'em.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:43 AM (8rbXZ) They should move to San Diego and learn coding. Or just die. Either or. Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs) 263
the Boers should leave their lands exactly as they first found them. Unplanted. Unfertilized. No livestock. No machinery. No equipment. No housing. Burn the shelters. Kill the animals. Break the equipment. Salt the earth and the wells.
Posted by: vivi at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (11H2y) 264
Mmmmmmm. Smoked hog.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 21, 2018 11:22 AM ~~~~~~ Dissertation Upon Roast Pig by Charles Lamb https://www.bartleby.com/380/prose/491.html Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:27 AM A bit early for the food thread, but I'm doing a small whole pig roast this weekend. Been a loooong time since I did one of those. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (p+Wdc) 265
238 A hung jury simply means Mueller retries the case, probably stringing it out as long as possible for maximum punishment.
Does not sound like that...they are talking about partial verdicts Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:40 AM (Lg2h/) The libs on twitter are convinced this is bad for Manafort. Say it indicates "he's guilty on 17 of the 18 counts". Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (Enq6K) 266
Completely OT, but I was late to the morning thread. The other day I mentioned the explosion in sheer numbers of healthcare administrators as one of the most ominous trends coming down the pike. Here is a graph illustrating the proportional shifts in administrators vs. physicians. Linked from within the IBD article on JJ's compilation. Note that this data is only through 2010. Certainly worse now.
https://tinyurl.com/healthcare-admin-growth Posted by: Three-toed Muldoon at August 21, 2018 11:45 AM (lLoBm) 267
MPPPP, sounds like the medial/government bureaucracy wants to well 'protect' people from making 'bad' decisions for their own good.
Sounds like the Counseling Times are approaching. Whether the caliber of counseling be .45ACP or 9mm is up to The People to choose. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:45 AM (YEriz) 268
/lose the missing digits sock
Posted by: [/bMuldoon at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (lLoBm) 269
Don't kill the job.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM The unofficial motto of the MA bureaucracy and unions. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (p+Wdc) 270
IMO it is physically and practically impossible to wipe them out. Sows usually have two litters a year with 6 hogs. And they start reproducing at 6 months.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 21, 2018 11:41 AM (JUOKG) Which is why a lot of university ag departments use them for studies on genetics. You can inbreed and linebreed them quickly to determine passing on traits, genes, etc. without having to wait a couple of years for each generation. It always amazed me when farmer friends of ours whose kids raised hogs for the fairs would get this cute little piglet in April and by August, the thing was 200 lbs. And several 200 lb hogs rooting around the soil can cause just incredible destruction, like having someone ditch witching an area every day. Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (YbmG/) 271
They preach "tolerance" and openness as a cardinal virtue, so that those who disagree are morally forced to accept their perverted world view in spite of knowing how wrong it is.
They themselves need not be tolerant or open minded, because they are right. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (BRvh1) 272
Ted Nugent has promoted Heli-Hunters in Texas , who
sell pig hunts from the helicopter. You tube has videos from their hunts. Ted uses a fully auto .223( I believe, I may have the caliber wrong) to wipe out entire pig herds. 2.5 million feral hogs in Texas, causing untold amount of damage to crops. Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 11:37 AM (YbmG/) When I was in the NROTC, we used to have jack rabbit hunts and used M-16's. This was during the olden days when you were able to select fully auto. Posted by: Archer at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (gmo/4) 273
257 Quilty or Not Guilty on some counts and hung on other counts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:42 AM ~~~~~ Sounds like they are hung on just one count. Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (Ri0Ku) The Paolo, he is hung on just one count. But what a count, eh? Posted by: The Paolo at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (7HtZB) 274
vivi, remember when the Israelis pulled out of the Gaza Strip and left their greenhouses behind intact for the Gazans?
the Boers don't have to sabotage anything. the south Africans will mismanage it all and starve themselves Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (8rbXZ) 275
British Labour leader Jeremy Corbyns longtime secretary urged supporters to oppose candidates who appeared in Jewish media, The Sun reported on Monday. In a pamphlet published by the Palestinian Solidarity Campaign in 2010, Nicolette Petersen recommended that Labor supporters read the Jewish Chronicle online and look at websites that will show you who not to vote for, asserting that it was better to divert support away from Labour than to support anyone considering himself a friend of Israel. Yoffe! Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (Lg2h/) 276
Texas - feral hogs - no public lands.
Seems like it is a landowner problem. Bring back commercial hunting. Bring in professional hunters to harvest the hogs, meat goes to market, split the profits. Because this isn't being done, it suggests that the market for pork is already being met by low-cost commercial hog farms. So what is needed is an advertising campaign to create a market. And everyone on youtube who has a pet pig would be against the idea. Ok, never mind. Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 11:47 AM (I9Sw7) 277
So the libs are projecting that Manafort is going to be found guilty on all charges but one?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu) 278
Interesting history of the wild hogs - they aren't just ordinary barnyard pigs that have gone wild, they are believed to have interbred with some razorbacks that migrated down out of Arkansas.
And the origin of the Razorbacks was in the late 19th century, when one of the Rockefellers had a dream of creating a huge European-style hunting estate up in the Ozarks, and he fenced off about 10,000 acres and stocked it with a big pile of critters, including some European Wild Boars just like they used to hunt in the middle ages. You know, the kind of boars that had huge tusks and could get up to 900 pounds. Boars being what they are, they quickly ripped out part of the fence and escaped to breed throughout the Ozarks, and were pretty good at outcompeting most of the native fauna. Probably because they're just too damned mean for anything to mess with. So it's kind of a real-life Jurassic Park gone wrong story. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:47 AM (k1TUh) 279
The libs on twitter are convinced this is bad for Manafort. Say it indicates "he's guilty on 17 of the 18 counts". Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (Enq6K) That is wishful thinking on their part. Having clerked for a judge a jury note can mean anything from 'Can we go to lunch?' to clarification on one of the instructions, to asking what the lawyers get out of this because they are having an argument based on a TV show. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:48 AM (hLRSq) 280
277 So the libs are projecting that Manafort is going to be found guilty on all charges but one?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu) That's the general take on twitter from libs. Oh and some are convinced that Trump 'got to' that one juror. Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:48 AM (Enq6K) 281
67: the last time the Boers " Rose up to defy authority" the Brits put their women and children in concentration camps and left them to die of starvation and thirst.
You could look it up. Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at August 21, 2018 11:48 AM (swldI) 282
The democrats have a very unhealthy Hitler fixation. Unfortunately......its envy.
Posted by: PhilDirt at August 21, 2018 11:49 AM (sQjul) 283
it is amazing how awful Theresa May is, that Corbyn is able to survive in opposition.
Corbyn is pro-Brexit or was last I looked. May' s equivocation hurts her hard. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:49 AM (8rbXZ) 284
Get Woke Go Broke. EA's Battlefield V preorders are lagging behind Black Ops 4 by 85%
https://youtu.be/dCuQlOL7_fY Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 11:49 AM (cAnNx) 285
A bit early for the food thread, but I'm doing a small whole pig roast this weekend. Been a loooong time since I did one of those.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM ~~~~~ I looooove pig roasts. Sadly though, I went to one this past weekend at the VFW and it was a bust. The meat was dry, and every piece I got had gristle in it. So disappointed. Went back for a second time hoping for a better result, but no, same thing. Even the skin was hard as rock. I think the cook over-did it big time, and the guy cutting it up didn't know what he was doing. Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:50 AM (Ri0Ku) 286
Somebody would already be doing it if it were cost effective, I'm sure. It's an awful lot of free range meat.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (yL25O) I've seen documentaries on this technique. The problem is getting the hogs to come in, with babies to the bait areas , then being able to sneak in and close in the pens. It's dangerous and doesn't work as well as one thinks it should. Michigan has an open season all year round on feral hogs and everyone is encouraged to shoot them on sight. Most states have seen what has happened when feral hog problems are allowed to go on unchecked for a while and they don't want it happening in their own state. Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 11:50 AM (YbmG/) 287
That is wishful thinking on their part. Having clerked for a judge a jury note can mean anything from 'Can we go to lunch?' to clarification on one of the instructions, to asking what the lawyers get out of this because they are having an argument based on a TV show.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:48 AM (hLRSq) Apparently the note asked what they should do if they couldn't reach a consensus on one count...how to fill out verdict form. Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:50 AM (Enq6K) 288
Corbyn is pro-Brexit or was last I looked. May' s equivocation hurts her hard.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:49 AM (8rbXZ) I thought Corbyn was a remainer? Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:50 AM (a0IVu) 289
Le Garde Vieux, I know. but now there is an international media.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:50 AM (8rbXZ) 290
If I was President Trump, I would agree to the Mueller questioning as soon as the following conditions are met: 1.) An attorney who was granted immunity for the very charges being investigated is present.
2.) No oath is administered and no recording is permitted for the interview. 3.) An accidental tarmac meeting between Don Jr. and Rosenstein where they discuss golf and child rearing occurs. 4.) An FBI agent, who guaranteed his mistress via text and email that Hillary Clinton will never be president and claimed he could smell tax shelters and Hillary Clinton supporters when he left his accountants office, be given final draft authority over the investigation summary. Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2018 11:50 AM (1uG1d) 291
So the libs are projecting that Manafort is going to be found guilty on all charges but one?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu) I hope they find him not guilty on all charges, but I am NOT optimistic. I "Think" they will find him guilty on many charges, but fuck what do I know? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 11:50 AM (Lg2h/) 292
So Electronics Art is now pining their hopes for continued solvency on winning a lottery? Or a bake sale?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:51 AM (YEriz) 293
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:47 AM (k1TUh)
I just had a very bad Mikey thought of the perfect gift to send to Iran. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:51 AM (hLRSq) 294
>>> Sure, this low-level scumbag is just one man, and in the grand scheme of things was just a tiny part of a global effort to destroy the Jewish people, but it still makes me smile that he got caught after all of these years, and is going to be uprooted from the life he built (on a lie) and die in a strange place, alone and unwanted.
CBD, the timing of this feels perfect, since the Operation Finale movie is coming out on the 29th. The whole movie is about tracking down one man for his war crimes. The Adolf Eichmanns and Jakiw Palijs of the world should never be allowed to rest easy. They certainly did not grant that to their victims. Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 11:51 AM (hvf9s) 295
I saw that some college was going to re-evaluate and possibly get ride of a bunch of tenured professors. Tl;dr, but I would bet a kidney that those tenured professors are old, male, and conservative (or conservative on a college professor scale)
Posted by: Hostage of Capitalism at August 21, 2018 11:52 AM (FV7LC) 296
Corbyn has always opposed the EU.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:52 AM (8rbXZ) 297
here is video of the big cage traps, where the group of pigs come in and eat, then (by cell phone) the trap door is closed, and he catches 44 at once. Then he sells them by the pound.
not sure about the trichinosis, but perhaps is they were fattened up for a month that could be treated before butchering. afaik, states that have them treat them as varmints ... kill all you can. They make a real mess of things. https://youtu.be/QFUNXKATbJg?t=121 Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 11:52 AM (bT8Z4) 298
The White House Press Secretary said in a statement, "Palij's removal sends a strong message: The United States will not tolerate those who facilitated Nazi crimes and other human rights violations, and they will not find a safe haven on American soil." Prolly already been said by other Morons, but they should do the Anti-Christ George Soros next. And greetings fappers and fappees. Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 21, 2018 11:52 AM (HaL55) 299
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:50 AM (Enq6K)
Then it is a clarification. We'll see what it is when it is. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:52 AM (hLRSq) 300
>>They themselves need not be tolerant or open minded, because they are right. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 21, 2018 11:46 AM (BRvh1)
The Athenians' response to Melos. "Endure what you must." Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 11:52 AM (Bdeb0) 301
So the early intervention wild pig sex education classes aren't working. They probably all snickered when the instructor rolled the condom onto the banana.
"No opposable thumbs, dude!" Posted by: [/bMuldoon at August 21, 2018 11:52 AM (lLoBm) 302
asking what the lawyers get out of this because they are having an argument based on a TV show.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 21, 2018 11:48 AM ~~~~~ So true! I can't tell you how many times juries have asked questions like this. Full disclosure: I was not a law clerk--just a court clerk. Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:52 AM (Ri0Ku) 303
The trial judge can't throw out the jury verdict. That can only happen on appeal to a higher court.
He may find something wrong with what the process (jury tampering) but then its only a mistrial. If he hasn't thrown out the charges by now, he won't after the jury has deliberated. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 11:53 AM (vbJig) 304
seriously. there seems to.be a whole cottage industry around saying,
those white folks can be poor and depressed too, but they are racist anyway so, you know, fuck'em. ===== But, but, but . . . they have Medicaid and need their heart pills and their other pills and they will die without them . . . I still can't get over how many prescriptions the vast majority of people in my area take. Posted by: mustbequantum at August 21, 2018 11:53 AM (MIKMs) 305
I occasionally kill some time by watching a Netflix series about dangerous animals.
There was a segment on wild boars. They haven't necessarily killed a lot of people but they do kill some and have injured many. Not quite up there with honey badgers but almost in the same class. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 11:53 AM (nBr1j) 306
I've wondered about figuring out a way to trap them, transport them to pens, feed them out for a bit, and slaughter them.
My uncle does that after deer season. Fattens up in a pen with corn feed. He built his own smokehouse for it too. Posted by: no good deed at August 21, 2018 11:54 AM (1uG1d) 307
And when was there last an oil rig in the Santa Barbara channel? 1960-something? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 21, 2018 11:33 AM (LI7AQ) There are still a handful of rigs operating off the coast of Santa Barbara and judging by the board and wetsuit the surfer on the far right is using I'd guess the pic is fairly recent. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 21, 2018 11:54 AM (10vO4) 308
292 So Electronics Art is now pining their hopes for continued solvency on winning a lottery? Or a bake sale?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:51 AM (YEriz) No their hopes are on their shitty command and conquer mobile game, oh and the loot boxes in FIFA and Madden. Posted by: buzzion at August 21, 2018 11:54 AM (cAnNx) 309
That's the general take on twitter from libs. Oh and some are convinced that Trump 'got to' that one juror.
Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 11:48 AM (Enq6K) Martha McCallum interviewed Kristin Davis, the Manhattan Madam, last night about her interrogation by Mueller and his Grand Jury( I don't understand how Mueller can have a grand jury when he isn't a federal prosecutor) over what she knows about Roger Stone. Stone and his wife rent half a duplex to her and are godparents to her 2 year old. Cough, ahem. She was very vocal about how Mueller and the grand jury , who have now been together for months, are quite buddy buddy, laughing and joking during questioning. She found it very disturbing, she defended Stone and was quietly critical of the Mueller witch hunt. Said that since it's a grand jury, she was not allowed to have any defense lawyers with her, yet there she was answering questions from government lawyers. Posted by: Jen the original at August 21, 2018 11:55 AM (YbmG/) 310
Wild Pig Reality TV shows in the pipeline for 2019:
Hogs Gone Wild- Spring Break Nacodoches '19 Keepin' Up With the Lardashians Pig Brother Here Comes Hoggy Boo-Boo Posted by: [/bMuldoon at August 21, 2018 11:55 AM (lLoBm) 311
So the libs are projecting that Manafort is going to be found guilty on all charges but one?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 21, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu) ~~~~~ See? Now I had the exact opposite impression. lol Posted by: IrishEi at August 21, 2018 11:55 AM (Ri0Ku) 312
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So Electronics Art is now pining their hopes for continued solvency on winning a lottery? Or a bake sale? Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:51 AM (YEriz) *checks lottery ticket marked "RETIREMENT"* Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 11:56 AM (EPnrI) 313
>>There was a segment on wild boars. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 11:53 AM (nBr1j)
"The Red Hourglass: Lives of the Predators" (by Gordon Grice-excellent read, highly recommended) has a great chapter on wild hogs. Sounds like they're vicious things. Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 11:56 AM (Bdeb0) 314
262 256 seriously. there seems to.be a whole cottage industry around saying, those white folks can be poor and depressed too, but they are racist anyway so, you know, fuck'em.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 21, 2018 11:43 AM (8rbXZ) They should move to San Diego and learn coding. Or just die. Either or. Posted by: Insomniac at August 21, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs) The severity of the crisis is finally beginning to sink in with doctors and non feminist/SJW mental health professionals/doctors. The blue pilled gen Xers are proppped up and surrounded by more bubbles than Marco Rubio at a Florida Pool party in 1995. These people are CancerAIDS. Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 11:56 AM (+jsVQ) Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 21, 2018 11:56 AM (HaL55) 316
There are thousands of hogs living in the 16,000 acres where the new lake will be and they will have to go someplace else once the lake starts filling up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman May I suggest Syria, Iraq, Iran as possible relocation sites? Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 21, 2018 11:57 AM (Bdeb0) 317
Liberals haven't been doing to good on their predictions for a while.
Posted by: eleven at August 21, 2018 11:57 AM (NLLmE) 318
Is David a feral Hogg?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 11:57 AM (vbJig) Posted by: J. Sessions at August 21, 2018 11:57 AM (r9UYA) 320
318 Is David a feral Hogg?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 11:57 AM (vbJig) Definitely a bore. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 11:58 AM (nBr1j) 321
"The Red Hourglass: Lives of the Predators" (by Gordon Grice-excellent read, highly recommended) has a great chapter on wild hogs. Sounds like they're vicious things. Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 11:56 AM (Bdeb0) You'd be vicious too, if everyone went around calling you a wild boar, when you aren't. Posted by: Pissed-off wild Sow at August 21, 2018 11:58 AM (LI7AQ) 322
Command and conquer? Gads that's been around longer than well Mewller trolling for Johns at a truck stop.
And loot boxes for sports games? Surprise! You just bought Colon Crapsondyck! Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 11:58 AM (YEriz) 323
>>> one of the Rockefellers had a dream of creating a huge European-style hunting estate up in the Ozarks, and he fenced off about 10,000 acres and stocked it with a big pile of critters, including some European Wild Boars just like they used to hunt in the middle ages. You know, the kind of boars that had huge tusks and could get up to 900 pounds.
I am of course picturing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfSlguPoImk Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 11:58 AM (hvf9s) 324
If I were to guess, I would say that the bank fraud charges were weak, but I think he will get nailed on the filing false returns. (5 counts) It looks to me like they had the evidence that there was income which he should have reported, but he didn't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:58 AM (k1TUh) 325
>>Prolly already been said by other Morons, but they should do the Anti-Christ George Soros next.
YES *However, his kids are already actively involved in his business, and also, he moved almost the entirety of his wealth into his Open Society Org in October or November of 2016, IIRC. Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI) 326
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Hung jury? Scheisse! Posted by: J. Sessions at August 21, 2018 11:57 AM (r9UYA) Sent word they hare having trouble coming to a consensus. 4th day. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 21, 2018 11:59 AM (EPnrI) 327
Looking at the 10 day...looks like Summer is done for. Finally.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 11:59 AM (bpSxT) 328
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Command and conquer? Gads that's been around longer than well Mewller trolling for Johns at a truck stop. Spent many hours playing CC Red Alert that off hours at work back in the late 90s. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 21, 2018 11:59 AM (jxbfJ) 329
324 If I were to guess, I would say that the bank fraud charges were weak, but I think he will get nailed on the filing false returns. (5 counts) It looks to me like they had the evidence that there was income which he should have reported, but he didn't.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 11:58 AM (k1TUh) They could convict him on all 18 counts and they still have nothing to do with Trump or 'collusion'! Posted by: Tami at August 21, 2018 12:00 PM (Enq6K) 330
Melian Dialogue as Epic Fail in the face of Real Politick. Wrote a paper on it in law school. My prof wasn't thrilled, but he had to admit I had a point.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 21, 2018 12:00 PM (1R0ul) 331
I remember when raising wild boars was a bit of thing, on the principle wild boar, when raised on farms, provided better quality meat than domestic hogs.
I don't believe it went anywhere. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 12:00 PM (nBr1j) 332
One of the profs I liked in college was a rabid, unabashed Leftist.
When it became apparent that I was not a just a Republican, but *gasp* a conservative, he pulled me aside and told me he'd be calling on me in every class period, because my viewpoint was so rarely heard in his PoliSci classes. He then worked to get me a job in the State Capitol working with (R) legislators, to relate my experience in class (I had two semesters with him). He would take me and other conservative students to lunches to debate with him personally. This was only 10-11 years ago. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 12:00 PM (AzW6q) 333
Put the Little Shitler on the same plane as the Nazi being sent home. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 21, 2018 12:01 PM (pNxlR) 334
Tonight's Mega Millions jackpot is worth $61 million cash.*
*Before taxes, relatives, and new found 'friends.' Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 12:01 PM (YEriz) 335
The legislator responsiblefor keeping the GOP's House majorityin
November says companies should be allowed to hire an unlimitednumberof foreign university-graduates in place of Americans. Ohio Rep. Steve Stivers, the chairman of theNational Republican Congressional Committee, told CNBC: -BB Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, this is our GOP. Posted by: J. Sessions at August 21, 2018 12:01 PM (r9UYA) 336
Jurassic Park gone wrong story."
Where's the Jurassic Park gone right tale? Heh. FWIW, made it about halfway thru the Miller/BBQ tale, then realized the Gell/Mann effect was in full swing - a number of the tanks pictured were old water tanks, not "propane", and that's why one gets different wall thickness... so, toss that tale on the trash bin. Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 12:01 PM (6qErC) 337
wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 21, 2018 11:57 AM
If the CIA can air-drop an elephant into South Vietnam, why can't they air-drop feral hogs into Persia? "Operation Dumbo Drop" Even better. Just leak the idea to the media. Posted by: Brad Chadlee Jr. at August 21, 2018 12:02 PM (I9Sw7) 338
>>> Prolly already been said by other Morons, but they should do the Anti-Christ George Soros next.
Didn't a whole country eject him from their country, I think Hungary? I'm jealous, we need to do that here. "The Power of MAGA compels you! The power of MAGA compels you!" Posted by: LizLem at August 21, 2018 12:03 PM (hvf9s) 339
>>330 Melian Dialogue as Epic Fail in the face of Real Politick. Wrote a paper on it in law school. My prof wasn't thrilled, but he had to admit I had a point. Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at August 21, 2018 12:00 PM (1R0ul)
Undercuts the popular conception of Athens as this enlightened, progressive bastion of reason and tolerance, no question... Posted by: Zod at August 21, 2018 12:03 PM (Bdeb0) 340
They could convict him on all 18 counts and they still have nothing to do with Trump or 'collusion'!"
And in fact, a conviction makes it less likely that Manafort could give them any cooperation - the leverage that Mueller supposedly has is that he could strike a plea bargain, but once there's a conviction and a sentence on the books, there's no bargaining left to do, except for a pardon. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:03 PM (k1TUh) 341
Hung jury? Scheisse!
Posted by: J. Sessions at August 21, 2018 11:57 AM That jury pool's deep, too. Posted by: Just the punchline at August 21, 2018 12:03 PM (p+Wdc) 342
Every person ever screamed at by a leftist SJW for being a nazi should be told off, in calm but firm tone, using exactly the words in the post here.
Everywhere. Every time. Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 21, 2018 12:03 PM (iUs6i) 343
Prolly already been said by other Morons, but they should do the Anti-Christ George Soros next.
By "they", do you mean the barbed cocks of Satan's army? Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 12:04 PM (vbJig) 344
It bothers me that there are no consequences to Robert Mueller going on an insane bitterly partisan witch hunt, no matter the final results.
He seems to be working the political equivalent of a Ponzi scheme without fear of any consequence to him or his career. Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 12:05 PM (nBr1j) 345
Kelp.
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 12:06 PM (HgMAr) 346
THAT'S what nazis are. Not people who disagree with your idiotic, ignorant, illogical political philosophy.
----- Ask the dim bulbs if they are in favor of Socialism nationally..... you know national socialism. Invariably you'll get a "Heck yeah!!" Not a clue to split between them. Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 12:06 PM (8XRCm) 347
WTH is in that surfing photo, Kurt Buchenwald fapping material?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 21, 2018 12:06 PM (5jVnA) 348
Undercuts the popular conception of Athens as this enlightened, progressive bastion of reason and tolerance, no question...
*** War was a lot less pretty back then...but in this case even the other Greeks were pretty pissed at what the Athenians did. Posted by: 18-1 at August 21, 2018 12:06 PM (eSx+E) 349
Is a hung jury a mistrial?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 12:06 PM (yL25O) 350
Did you just hear someone yell "Help"?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 12:06 PM (vbJig) 351
336 Jurassic Park gone wrong story."
Where's the Jurassic Park gone right tale? Heh. " Well there's that time someone let Nutria from the Amazon loose in South Louisiana because - oh wait that didn't work out at all. Well there's the time someone started growing Kudzu to stop some local erosion.... Posted by: Tom Servo at August 21, 2018 12:07 PM (k1TUh) Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 21, 2018 12:07 PM (5jVnA) 353
347 WTH is in that surfing photo, Kurt Buchenwald fapping material?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 21, 2018 12:06 PM (5jVnA) ... Fapping? I've already booked airline tickets! Posted by: Kurt at August 21, 2018 12:07 PM (yL25O) Posted by: Vegan Weenie at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (10vO4) 355
Has CNN shown sad pictures of his weeping family members yet?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (39g3+) 356
Is that surf picture AtC playing in the surf with her pets again?
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (Bdeb0) 357
A Manafort conviction should concern everyone. They aren't even trying to hide their abuse of power anymore .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (m/vQu) 358
One of the most dangerous animals in Asia is the elephant. When was the last time the Elephant Party was actually dangerous to the left?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (nBr1j) 359
Is a hung jury a mistrial?
Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 12:06 PM (yL25O) Yes, IF they are hung on all counts Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (Lg2h/) 360
Robert Spencer has announced he is taking legal action against Mastercard for forcing Patreon to cancel his fundraising site --- for fraud.
He does not have a Mastercard nor does his Patreon site use Mastercard. And "fraud" --- what fraud? Excellent. Stop this before it becomes the new normal. Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI) 361
Jennifer Moore, investigating allegations by a 26 year old man, that as a young boy he was sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton and was also pimped put to DC elite parties.
Found dead in her hotel room August 14 2018. Posted by: Jewells45 at August 21, 2018 12:09 PM (kG5hP) 362
Is that surf picture AtC playing in the surf with her pets again?
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (Bdeb0) ----- You misspelled "smurf" Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 12:10 PM (8XRCm) 363
How many white sharks can you find in this photo?
Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 12:10 PM (HgMAr) 364
A Manafort conviction should concern everyone. They aren't even trying to hide their abuse of power anymore .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (m/vQu) Amen and a reason to FUBAR the entire special council law. It is probably THE most undemocratic thing I ever saw. Unbriddle power and unchecked Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 12:10 PM (Lg2h/) 365
Is it me, or is the redhead built like a flamingo?
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/ 1031714440566267905 The responses go on for days and are very good. Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 12:11 PM (dVAq+) 366
Found dead in her hotel room August 14 2018.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 21, 2018 12:09 PM (kG5hP) ----- Arkancide. Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 12:12 PM (8XRCm) 367
Manafort is very likely guilty of all the stuff they accuse him of, so a conviction would make me shrug. However, they've treated him like a war criminal from Auschwitz on charges that probably half of DC is guilty of, so its hard to take their commitment to law and order seriously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+) 368
Rabbits in Australia was another bad idea.
And there is a story of some NYC fans of the Bard in the 18th Century who imported starlings to the country. But importing Third World 'refugees' is even worse. Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 21, 2018 12:12 PM (YEriz) 369
336 Jurassic Park gone wrong story."
Where's the Jurassic Park gone right tale? Heh. " Introduction of the honeybee to North America? Same with the horse? Posted by: Grey Fox at August 21, 2018 12:13 PM (bZ7mE) 370
Dinner
Posted by: Vegan Weenie at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (10vO4) ............ Bit I see evil oil rigs which have polluted your salad. Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 12:13 PM (HgMAr) 371
Jennifer Moore, investigating allegations by a 26 year old man, that as a young boy he was sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton and was also pimped put to DC elite parties.
Found dead in her hotel room August 14 2018. Gosh, it just seems like bad luck, doesn't it? Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 12:13 PM (asM0l) 372
I think you mean Jurassic Pork
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 12:13 PM (bpSxT) Posted by: THIS is cnn at August 21, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm) 374
Trump should deport Soros. Freeze all of his US assets. It would be great. He was actually a Nazi war criminal (helping to identify, loot, and deport Hungarian Jews to death camps).
This would not only cut off an important source of funds for the Left, but like clockwork, it would: 1. create awareness of who he is among a public which is largely ignorant of him; b. force the Left to admit his importance to their cause, and; iii. defend this repellent piece of human waster from a moral standpoint. It would be brilliant. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 21, 2018 12:14 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 21, 2018 12:14 PM (6qErC) 376
Yes, IF they are hung on all counts
So they're trying to convict him on a parking ticket to make the rest stick? Posted by: t-bird at August 21, 2018 12:15 PM (asM0l) 377
>> Same with the horse?
This. Fucking 'Wild Horses' are nothing but feral horses. Horses are an invasive species...but let's let them wander all over our Wilderness areas while we keep the citizens out. Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 12:15 PM (bpSxT) 378
Sniper in the surf. I see his gilley suit.
Posted by: Bosk at August 21, 2018 12:15 PM (fjMEv) 379
Manafort is very likely guilty of all the stuff they accuse him of, so a conviction would make me shrug. However, they've treated him like a war criminal from Auschwitz on charges that probably half of DC is guilty of, so its hard to take their commitment to law and order seriously.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+) Bingo Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 21, 2018 12:15 PM (Lg2h/) 380
Manafort is very likely guilty of all the stuff they accuse him of, so a conviction would make me shrug.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+) Many of us are guilty of something that would at least land us in county lockup. Well ... maybe not you. But I sure as Hell am. Posted by: ScoggDog at August 21, 2018 12:16 PM (fiGNd) 381
If it weren't for whites people, we wouldn't have Nazis, and think how much less rich our political discourse would be then! Thank you, white people
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 21, 2018 12:16 PM (mk7Bj) 382
Bit I see evil oil rigs which have polluted your salad. Posted by: wth at August 21, 2018 12:13 PM (HgMAr) It's okay it's salad oil. Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 21, 2018 12:16 PM (10vO4) Posted by: The Eggman at August 21, 2018 12:16 PM (bpSxT) 384
It would be great. He was actually a Nazi war criminal (helping to identify, loot, and deport Hungarian Jews to death camps).
He is also an international economic terrorist, who has destabilized multiple nations in order to enrich himself in currency investments. The guy has outstanding warrants from multiple nations and has been banned from several others. The fact that he's been allowed to stay in the USA for one second let alone decades is infuriating to me. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 12:16 PM (39g3+) 385
>>Jennifer Moore, investigating allegations by a 26 year old man, that as a young boy he was sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton and was also pimped put to DC elite parties.
Found dead in her hotel room August 14 2018. See, we're wicked smart! We knew not to cross the Clintons with the email and CGI investigations. Posted by: James Comey, Peter Strzok, Andrew McCabe at August 21, 2018 12:16 PM (W+vEI) 386
Nood
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 21, 2018 12:17 PM (w7KSn) 387
360 Robert Spencer has announced he is taking legal action against Mastercard for forcing Patreon to cancel his fundraising site --- for fraud.
He does not have a Mastercard nor does his Patreon site use Mastercard. And "fraud" --- what fraud? Excellent. Stop this before it becomes the new normal. Posted by: Lizzy at August 21, 2018 12:08 PM (W+vEI) ... I hate in most every way the idea that we now have to create a politically safe version of everything for conservatives, but the crap in the banking/financial services sector has to stop. I'm already in the process of leaving Citi over their nonsense with gun shops, and now I have to leave Mastercard as well, which I use a ton because Sam's Club. I hope he wins and we can stop this crap once and for all. Or that ace creates the Ace Card. Posted by: TexasDan at August 21, 2018 12:17 PM (yL25O) 388
I see his gilley suit.
Posted by: Bosk at August 21, 2018 12:15 PM (fjMEv) ------ Niiiiiice. If you come up with a better fish pun, let minnow. Posted by: fixerupper at August 21, 2018 12:17 PM (8XRCm) Posted by: tu3031 at August 21, 2018 12:17 PM (jDF8P) 390
This. Fucking 'Wild Horses' are nothing but feral horses.
Its really tough to reach people on the topic, because horsies!!!!! All they see are beautiful wild horses and they flash back to watching Spirit in the theater at age 7. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 21, 2018 12:18 PM (39g3+) 391
Jennifer Moore, investigating allegations by a 26 year old man, that as a young boy he was sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton and was also pimped put to DC elite parties.
Found dead in her hotel room August 14 2018. The shear number of people that conveniently die whenever they investigate the Clintons is fucking staggering. Cue the "normals" to tell us there's nothing to see here in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Posted by: ScoggDog at August 21, 2018 12:18 PM (fiGNd) 392
Found dead in her hotel room August 14 2018.
Has the 26 year old man been found dead yet or that happened 12 years ago? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 21, 2018 12:19 PM (AllCR) 393
381.
Right. Because the killing fields of Cambodia and the great leap forward famines were all whiteys doing./s Posted by: Martell at August 21, 2018 12:19 PM (7s11S) 394
Somebody would already be doing it if it were cost effective, I'm sure. It's an awful lot of free range meat.
While you and your family can eat the meat, you can't sell it. Posted by: An Observation at August 21, 2018 12:20 PM (RuuTb) 395
>>Its really tough to reach people on the topic, because horsies!
Yep. I say turn them all into glue. Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 12:21 PM (bpSxT) 396
193 So, this shitbag Nazi was living in a city with the highest population of Jews outside of Israel?
I'm surprised he's still breathing. No, disappointed he is still breathing. I'm also surprised that Mossad didn't try to snatch him and take to Israel for imprisonment there. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 21, 2018 11:34 AM (vbJig) Probably the Mossad did not bother with him because he was a low level SS flunkie, and may have already been jailed in 1945-1950, when the SS they could round up were mass jailed. Recently, a 90 odd year old bookkeeper for the SS in Germany came to the attention of Nazi hunters, and that guy: 1. had already been imprisoned briefly in 1945-1950, and 2. only came to someone's attention because he spoke up in denunciation of Holocaust deniers, testifying that he was there and did the bookkeeping. Of course, the leaders of that evil movement should have been prosecuted and executed, and they were mostly, with the other ones who escaped now dead. But an honest question must be asked: how far down the chain of command does one go? Janitors? Bookkeepers? Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 21, 2018 12:22 PM (ujg0T) 397
I say turn them all into glue.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 12:21 PM (bpSxT) That's harsh. No love for a fine paintbrush ? Posted by: ScoggDog at August 21, 2018 12:25 PM (fiGNd) 398
"Manafort is very likely guilty of all the stuff they accuse him of, so a conviction would make me shrug.CTaylor
no, it is the Selective Prosecution of an old (maybe) crime they already looked at long ago, and decided against prosecuting. And given the massive Hillary crimes (and so many other) for which Mueller was the fixer, this is just criminal malicious prosecution ... punishment for being attached to Trump, a threat/warning to any others that dare stand with Trump/patriotism. If it is not Equal Justice it is not justice at all. The fraud Mueller pardons for testifying against Mueller admits to what sounds like worse shit ... claims Manafort was aware of his cheating for him, but as Judge Pirro points out ... a lawyer/accountant isn't excused of committing a crime by claiming "well my client asked me nicely to commit the crime, so it is not my fault" total BS, total DeepState mafia abusing/co-opting state power to punish any threat to their criminal regime. A coup by any other name ... still deserves hanging. imo Posted by: illiniwek at August 21, 2018 12:27 PM (bT8Z4) 399
Said that since it's a grand jury, she was not allowed to have any
defense lawyers with her, yet there she was answering questions from government lawyers. Also not allowed to talk about Grand Jury proceedings; they are secret. Posted by: An Observation at August 21, 2018 12:31 PM (RuuTb) 400
Anybody know if feral hogs are good eatin?
Accept for the old tough ones they are supposed to be very good. Make sure the meat is properly cooked. Posted by: An Observation at August 21, 2018 12:33 PM (RuuTb) 401
Love the last picture.
As somebody who grew up in the 70s, I am always amazed at how clean costal waters are these days. This picture would not have been possible back then. Three good things the EPA has done are getting lead out of gasoline, emissions controls for autos, and grants to eliminate combined sewer outflows and install secondary wastewater treatment. Improved treatment of wastewater has transformed riverine and coastal environments. Posted by: Gridlock at August 21, 2018 12:36 PM (ysKd+) 402
391 Jennifer Moore, investigating allegations by a 26 year old man, that as a young boy he was sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton and was also pimped put to DC elite parties.
Found dead in her hotel room August 14 2018. The shear number of people that conveniently die whenever they investigate the Clintons is fucking staggering. Cue the "normals" to tell us there's nothing to see here in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Posted by: ScoggDog at August 21, 2018 12:18 PM (fiGNd) Since the 1970's at least, the number of people who wind up dead who are investigating pedo rings and pedos is astonishingly high. Victim too. Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 21, 2018 12:44 PM (+jsVQ) 403
I say turn them all into glue.
Posted by: garrett at August 21, 2018 12:21 PM (bpSxT) That's harsh. No love for a fine paintbrush ? Posted by: ScoggDog ------------ Violin bow strings. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at August 21, 2018 12:51 PM (CDGwz) 404
You have to ask yourself, "Where is there a bigger asshole than Nancy Pelosi?" And the answer immediately leaps to mind--South Florida and David Camera Hogg.
Given a choice between the two--which is sorta like a choice between lymphoma and pancreatic cancer, I'd go with San Fran Nan. She's a jerk, but she's not wildly unpredictable and compared to Camera Hogg, she's less full of herself. Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 21, 2018 01:00 PM (Sda6L) 405
I clicked on the jump to bottom of page link but all that happened was I wound up down here.
Where's my damn JUMP! Posted by: jakee308 at August 21, 2018 01:11 PM (nwORd) 406
good job trump wow! deported a 95 year old draftee and now you will never again be accused of doing a racism! way to both win voters who might have been swayed by such weighty matters, and to achieve long-term policy promises we are all expecting. really important moment right here, which we will no doubt remember for many minutes, possibly even hours to come!
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