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Open Thread
I've gotten behind so here's an open thread. I was just doing too many passenger ship icons.
Here's something: CATO Institute now arguing for leaky John Brennan's apparent perpetual property right in a security clearance.* Pretty much all the Donor Class institutions of Corporate Favor-Banking are now arrayed against us. We're on our own, guys. But at least the masks have come off. And Admiral Bill McRaven says, "I would consider it an honor if you would revoke my security clearance as well, so I can add my name to the list of men and women who have spoken up against your presidency...The criticism will continue until you become the leader we prayed you would be." I say do it. I also say he can voluntarily relinquish it if he wants that honor. Of course, he won't be able to make bank anymore taking jobs which require that clearance. Oh, and to be honest, let's face it, a lot of those jobs offered to former senior military/DoD people kind of fake-jobs; people pay them, supposedly, for "consulting," but what they're really paying for is to have someone with connections in the Pentagon to act as a friendly persuader on their behalf. A lot of times these "consulting" gigs are not really created so that the client can receive the "consultant's" thoughts, but so that the client can send the "consultant" to share the client's thoughts with those currently embedded in decision-making and contract-awarding positions in government. I don't know much about McRaven, but I do know a lot of retired generals make bank in what are essentially barely-disguised lobbying gigs. But I guess he's not in the game for that. Yeah, so, if he doesn't want the security clearance, then he should have it revoked. The only point of letting him keep it is to, hypoethetically, be able to receive classified briefings if Trump needs his advice, but he obviously does not wish to advise Trump, and ergo, there is no interest to the American people in him retaining it. There's a big pecuniary benefit to McRaven in keeping it, but given that he's not animated by such selfish concerns, then it's no skin off anyone's nose to cancel it.Sad!
This morning, my 4 year old came up to me and said "Dad, living dangerously, I'm scared that Trump's revoking Brenan's security clearance represents his authoritarian tendencies." I just had to shed a tear because I didn't know what to say. Posted by: joe, living dangerously* People are taking this "perpetual property right" literally. That's my own snarky characterization of it. They don't really argue that. But the assumption seems to be, deep down, that Brennan has "earned" this thing and has a vested interest in it which apparently trumps the president's estimation of his future value as a trusted security-cleared adviser, or his estimation that he has no such future value. The president has determined that Brennan is likely a leaker, with very good reason, and that leaving a security clearance in his hands is actually just empowering him to receive leaks and then disseminate them in the future.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:07 PM (G68CT)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:07 PM (G68CT)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 16, 2018 03:08 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 16, 2018 03:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: MAGA at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (nvFWM)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: willow at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (hdc0y)
Posted by: wooga at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (S+sVl)
Posted by: Dave of Dodge at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (VeBbo)
Posted by: Shep! at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (pMGkg)
I think the defense (Manafort's lawyers) has the better of it, but no telling what the jury will do.
Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (vJFfv)
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of love and devotion
So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
(To rock the boat), don't rock the boat baby
(Rock the boat), don't tip the boat over
(Rock the boat), don't rock the boat baby
(Rock the boat)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2018 03:09 PM (IqV8l)
This is as close to it as I've seen:
http://www.intrepidreport.com/archives/15993
Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Hate's staying in the room over the garage, but only til it gets its shit together... at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Ted Lange as Isaac Your Bartender at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Cap'n Scurvy Legs Kristol at August 16, 2018 03:11 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 16, 2018 03:11 PM (Cqc07)
BOSS: So what did you do today, joncelli?
JONCELLI: Wrote "go to the devil!" in proper Cyrillic script!
BOSS: It's a good thing your review was last month.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 16, 2018 03:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:11 PM (G68CT)
There is a property right for a security clearance?
Actually, not there isn't once you lose your job.
Get to reapply when you're hired again.
CATO. The stupid is strong with you.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (vbJig)
You have got to be f'ing kidding me!
Barbwire wrapped pineapple, sideways for all of these people.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (fA1SL)
if I was captain of the waves, I'd turn the guns on you"
-- the Beautiful South
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (jp0Bv)
They are pretty handy for making homefries. Doubly so in a camp setting.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (G68CT)
Please point me to the scolding deck.
Posted by: David French at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Laziness. Tradition.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (RD7QR)
He real retarded sir.
Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: wooga at August 16, 2018 03:12 PM (S+sVl)
--
Why do people buy canned potatoes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM
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Because canned green beans make awful hash browns.
Posted by: irright at August 16, 2018 03:13 PM (pMGkg)
Someones have obviously been confused for a very very long time about the difference between their privileges and their duties.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:13 PM (37IEG)
Millenial couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans are Kind' And Gets Killed
https://tinyurl.com/y8sg4amj
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:13 PM (h3t5U)
Just because you have a Clearance doesn't mean you get to see ALL the secrets.
It only follows that someone who is no longer in the employ of the Gov could possibly has a Need to Know.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (G68CT)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (aCNZ6)
want?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (AllCR)
You're on a heavenly trip
People all said beware
Beware, you'll scuttle the ship.
And the devil will drag you under
By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat
Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down
Sit down, you're rockin' the boat
Posted by: The Bon Homme Richard at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (DZ8d+)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Laziness. Tradition.
Posted by: joncelli,"
Kind of like instant mashed potatoes.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (OD2ni)
Never know when the president is going to call on me for matters of national security, after all.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 16, 2018 03:14 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: runner at August 16, 2018 03:15 PM (aENAX)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 16, 2018 03:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 16, 2018 03:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at August 16, 2018 03:15 PM (LZOqI)
Posted by: zombie at August 16, 2018 03:15 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
..........
To fry up with Spam.
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2018 03:15 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2018 03:15 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at August 16, 2018 03:16 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:16 PM (h3t5U)
Posted by: Sons of Peter Gunn at August 16, 2018 03:16 PM (XeN7w)
To me weigh hey blow the man down
And pray pay attention and listen to me
Give me some time to blow the man down
Posted by: Cap'n Billy at August 16, 2018 03:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Flab at August 16, 2018 03:16 PM (LhNqy)
I was assured by Leftists this was impossible.
Posted by: WonkishRogue at August 16, 2018 03:16 PM (O9JR8)
*I was going to type the word "man" but he is not a real man......
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 16, 2018 03:16 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:17 PM (G68CT)
CATO Institute is Libertarian.
Which means Protards who really really really really love smoking pot.
I mean really love love lo-o-o-o-o-o-ve smoking pot.
Moob inducing levels of pot smoking.
Drink the bong water luuuuuurrrrrvvvv of smoking pot.
In short...they smoke a lot of pot and are Progtards.
This is no surprise.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2018 03:17 PM (z7pBf)
Canned sweet potatoes/yams are a great shortcut for mashed sweet potatoes (part of a weeknight meal).
Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2018 03:17 PM (W+vEI)
The 9th Circuit has just ruled that a Top Secret security clearance is a fundamental constitutional right.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 16, 2018 03:17 PM (0yNYg)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 16, 2018 03:17 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:16 PM (h3t5U)
You know very well you can't post a headline like that without a link.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 16, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 16, 2018 03:17 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: WonkishRogue at August 16, 2018 03:18 PM (O9JR8)
Thing 2 - looked up the lyrics to that song, and all those years ago, when I listened, I guess I didn't listen. Had no idea.
Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2018 03:18 PM (vJFfv)
"Why do people buy canned potatoes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Laziness. Tradition.
Posted by: joncelli,"
Who buys brown bread in a can still? Same people.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:18 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:18 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 16, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)
My bad...
https://tinyurl.com/ybvhqrcf
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:18 PM (h3t5U)
Verified account @CatoInstitute
President Trump's threatened removal of security clearances for his public critics is a message to future whistleblowers... http://j.mp/2MTUo7y
Huh ... I'm not sure I get the reasoning, here ...
Maybe it was just a typo and they meant to write "cocksuckers" instead of "whistleblowers"?
"Think Tank" ... LOL. More like a "Think SInkhole", to be overly charitable.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 16, 2018 03:18 PM (OYwKq)
Lol. You're endearing, Ace,. and funny too. Please consider spending less time with ship icons and more time figuring out when and where you are going to go on a vacation. :^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 03:18 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 16, 2018 03:19 PM (jLChk)
Do you even liberty, bro?
Posted by: Capt Stubing Kristol - Ahoy! at August 16, 2018 03:19 PM (nyQyG)
Posted by: FH at August 16, 2018 03:19 PM (FGvan)
That and the Canned Whole Chicken always amazed me.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:19 PM (G68CT)
would revoke my security clearance as well, so I can add my name to the
list of men and women who have spoken up against your presidency...The
criticism will continue until you become the leader we prayed you would
be."
I'd like to know where in the fuck did people like this ever get commissions?
I was probably in a similar year group to this deluded asshole and can't for the life of me figure out where his code or ethics or honor came from.
Pig.
Posted by: LGoPs at August 16, 2018 03:19 PM (bb4ns)
If Trump keeps up with this stuff he is going to be remembered as an American Justinian.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 16, 2018 03:19 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 16, 2018 03:19 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: runner at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (aENAX)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (G68CT)
Millenial couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans are Kind' And Gets Killed
https://tinyurl.com/y8sg4amj
Posted by: Timon
When I first read aboput the American couple who died while biking through Tajikistan, it was described as a "car accident." Only later did it emerge that the people driving the car were creepy Muslims. And no mention was made of the political views of the American bicyclists.
But now all is revealed: The Americans were total flaming moonbats INTENTIONALLY traveling through purportedly dangerous Muslim-filled terror areas in order to prove that "Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own." And the car-accident part of their death was not really germane to their fate -- what happened is that they were butched by knife-weilding ISIS members who intentionally targeted them:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/08/ bleeding-heart-liberals-bike-through-tajikistan-to-prove- evil-is-a-make-believe-concept-are-stabbed-dead-by-isis/
Bleeding-Heart Liberals Bike Through Tajikistan to Prove "Evil Is a Make-Believe Concept" -- Are Stabbed Dead By ISIS
My sympathy meter must be low on batteries.
Posted by: zombie at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (c+2jX)
consultant tell the client things, but to have the "consultant" tell the
client's side of an argument to those currently embedded in government.
***
That's not the real reason for the post career no show job.
You give the guy the post career no show job as a pay off for the favors he does for you while he is in the position in question.
It is perfectly legal bribery.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: zombie at August 16, 2018 03:15 PM (c+2jX)
Given the fully operational weaponized bureaucracy and the treachery of his own party, the first take downs had the most staying power. We can only hope he's gaining momentum as the rotten remnants can't cover for each other and obstruct Trump.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Because they cann?
Posted by: LGoPs at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (37IEG)
I am gobsmacked by this.
These are "libertarians." right?
And they are claiming that a government job confers privileges for life? Privileges not available to ordinary citizens?
What's next? Titles of nobility?
Oh, wait. We have those too, I guess, which is why we must still call Bitch Clinton "Madame Secretary" and Gary Johnson "Governor."
All we need to do now is make this stuff hereditary.
After all, if it's truly property, you should be able to leave it to your kids.
Hell, you should be able to sell it!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2018 03:21 PM (z7pBf)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 16, 2018 03:21 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits
Well, what can you say?
At a commencement address, he urged the grads to make their own bed in the morning, to get off to completing one task in the day.
His task today was to align himself with Obama and give the middle finger to the President.
Mission Accomplished!!
He's retired, and of course can do that. But as has been said in the past, what kind of message does this send to serving officers, etc.?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 16, 2018 03:21 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: billy kristol at August 16, 2018 03:21 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Eli Cash at August 16, 2018 03:21 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: runner at August 16, 2018 03:21 PM (aENAX)
so come to Shopright's Can - Can Bash'
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:21 PM (G68CT)
Posted by: josephistan at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (7HtZB)
You can get anything in a can, really.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (G68CT)
A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can
Anything that he can
but a canner can't can a can
Can he.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (KUaJL)
Used to like Cato.
Used to like the Kochs.
Who else will emerge from the slime that I once thought were GoodGuys (TM)?
Posted by: filbert at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Couchfucker at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (j7zcc)
And return me my ship
I'm your captain, I'm your captain
Though I'm feeling mighty sick
I've been lost now for days uncounted
And it's months since I've seen home
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Or am I all alone?
Posted by: Cap'n Billy at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: #neverskankles at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (cgMx1)
No 2 primaries are ever equal. For example, there are US Senate primaries this year and there weren't in 2014. That alone will drive better turnout. But what I was really looking for is some sign of a blue wave. And you can see there is no such thing in the above numbers.
BTW, in the 2016 presidential election, 31,000 total votes were cast in my county.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: DaveA at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Indians fan at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Michael Scott! at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (Cqc07)
McRaven also graduated from UT. Guess his major.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp patiently waiting at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (KUaJL)
Hey, grizzly bears are friendly little puffballs of fur.
They don't deserve their reputation as man-eaters!
Posted by: The Bleeding-Heart Libtard Eaten by Grizzly Bears at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (z7pBf)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (T71PA)
_______________________________________
When you lose your job, like Brennan did, you lose that property right. Period.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: ace at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (dNzKv)
Problem - Trump is President
Solution? Abolish the Presidency
https://tinyurl.com/yamasg8d
Posted by: josephistan at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (7HtZB)
been said in the past, what kind of message does this send to serving
officers, etc.?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 16, 2018 03:21 PM (vcOmj)
why cant these gov. types retire and then just shut the fcuk up? ...and have they pulled the Admirals cabin boys security clearance?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (EPnrI)
How about universally revoke security clearance for everyone as soon as they leave government service?
Posted by: josephistan at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (7HtZB)
I would have thought that was normal. Then make them apply for a renewal after demonstrating they're going to work in a job that needs a clearance.How freaking hard is this? My kid has to go through the process every couple years working for Lockheed - why the F should John Muslim Commie Brennan even HAVE a damned clearance at this point?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (G68CT)
I just creamed my jeans.
Posted by: Shep! at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (jjaLl)
If anyone is still on Twitter (I'm not and never was) ask him what kind of President he wanted and how Trump has failed.
I had a lot of respect for this guy, don't know how I read him so wrong.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (Y581m)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: FH at August 16, 2018 03:25 PM (FGvan)
Posted by: filbert
As Ace just wrote, we are on our own here.
What a surprise. Well, not really.
A lot of iron rice bowls are starting to break in the Beltway.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 16, 2018 03:25 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 16, 2018 03:25 PM (OYwKq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:25 PM (Ywyw4)
So, 'he needs it because he might get called in' is pretty thin gruel.
He needs it if the interest of the country is served by him having it, should be the standard.
Posted by: Parker at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (MFwf8)
https://tinyurl.com/y8sg4amj
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:13 PM
Zero sympathy. They were naive, credulous lefty fools who didn't respect other cultures enough to be wary of the dangers they would encounter. Arrogant and ignorant, the Millennial edition of the Ugly American abroad. I bet most of the people they met along the way, all the nice friendly people, thought they were crazy to do what they were doing.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (OD2ni)
And then they decided to with Free Pot for All, and total Open Borders to make it easier to get Free Pot. Fuck them, they had a chance and they decided to nonsensically prance out of history.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Sponge at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Weasel at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (MVjcR)
Soon to be *had* tiny little boats.
Posted by: USS Silversides at periscope depth at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (hLRSq)
Ain't karma a bitch?
Posted by: LGoPs at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (NWiLs)
Hell don't stop at just one at a time. Many many should be revoked.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 16, 2018 03:27 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 16, 2018 03:27 PM (IqOTP)
"81 You can get anything in a can, really.
Posted by: garrett"
I like getting it in the can.
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (OD2ni)
i must need cawfee, i didn't even see that coming. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 16, 2018 03:27 PM (EPnrI)
An ineligible Indonesian with an IQ of 84 and a burning hate of all things American.
and how Trump has failed.
He loves America.
I had a lot of respect for this guy, don't know how I read him so wrong.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (Y581m)
I never had any respect for any of the general staff under Barky. Everyone there had to play along with the traitor.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 16, 2018 03:27 PM (OYwKq)
is that that nasty swedish or finnish fish?
Like half rotten or something?
Posted by: ace at August 16, 2018 03:27 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: garrett"
Just be wary of botulism which killed Rock Hudson. He got bad meat in the can.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 16, 2018 03:27 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (mf5HN)
"Reality is that which still continues to exist, even after you stop believing in it." - Philip K. Dick
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 16, 2018 03:27 PM (EPnrI)
Neither did he.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (NWiLs)
I just creamed my jeans.
Posted by: Shep! at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (jjaLl)
Yeah Shep - in England you can order cans of Spotted Dick. If you're not picky you might consider that option!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (37IEG)
-
See, this is the kind of thing that the unsophisticated mistake for evil.
Posted by: Cap'n Billy at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)
I mean, who are they reaching out to? Who do they figure they are appealing to?
And why on earth would anyone think having a security clearance revoked is "punishment" in any case? This is a privilege, a special responsibility, not a human right or presumption.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (39g3+)
fools who didn't respect other cultures enough to be wary of the dangers
they would encounter. Arrogant and ignorant, the Millennial edition of
the Ugly American abroad. I bet most of the people they met along the
way, all the nice friendly people, thought they were crazy to do what
they were doing.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (2NqXo)
Agreed on the zero sympathy. Hopefully they took themselves out of the gene pool before they reproduced.
Posted by: LGoPs at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (bb4ns)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (Nq2Oq)
"Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan, both 29, last yearquit their office jobs in Washington, DC,to embark on the journey.Austin,
a vegan who worked for the US Department of Housing and Urban
Development, and Geoghegan, a vegetarian who worked in the Georgetown
University admissions office, decided that they're were wasting their
lives working. "
Portrait of Our Times. Portlandia in the Wild.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Guy Who Gets His References All Confuzinated at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (PA9oZ)
briefed, on anything, the Chief Executive has the unilateral right to
make that call.
So, 'he needs it because he might get called in' is pretty thin gruel.
He needs it if the interest of the country is served by him having it, should be the standard.
Posted by: Parker at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM
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That's what we used to call being "briefed in" (I don't recall the actual term used) and you get a temporary clearance for stuff like that, after you sign about 50 NDA's.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (JUOKG)
Prince Albert.
Also. Can.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (G68CT)
The notion of a perpetual property right in a security clearance verges on issuance of a title of nobility .
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (mf5HN)
Good point there, um, er, Empress.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (Cqc07)
Posted by: Chelsea Manning at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (cZlKA)
I'm always amazed at what those clearances are worth. For a lot of low level shlubs, having the clearances is the actual job.
For instance if a sub-contractor comes in to fix the roof or do a plumbing job, they must have a security clearance or hire a cleared escort.
So you might have a dozen Juans and Carloses up on the roof doing work that aren't even citizens, but you'll have one cleared individual sitting down in a chair making $60 an hour to be present while the roof is getting fixed.
If the contractor does federal work frequently, then of course they hire on a couple of cleared individuals to sit around when needed.
It's kinda crazy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (aE+Wq)
Posted by: Benji Carver
That sir, is pretty funny.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (IqV8l)
And Gomer Pyle said "Suh-PRAHZ, Suh-PRAHZ, Suh-PRAHZ!!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Prince Albert at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (ctuyM)
is that that nasty swedish or finnish fish?
Like half rotten or something?
Posted by: ace at August 16, 2018 03:27 PM (PA9oZ)
Swedish. It's "fermented" but basically rotted.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (NWiLs)
McRaven = a slider pre-shits the moldy bun.
Or was that Mc-Craven? Get fucked, Sgt. Pepper-wearing stooge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:29 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (LiyEm)
I can understand how some might keep their clearance as consultants (consider Jack Ryan in Red October). But that should be rare and unusual, not presumed. There's no chance on earth anyone is consulting Brennan on anything except Communism and Islam.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (39g3+)
Also. Can.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (G68CT)
Better go catch him.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (IqOTP)
Ain't karma a bitch?
Posted by: LGoPs"
Kind of like when that old lefty Jimmy Breslin showed up to the Crown Heights riots as a show of solidarity, and got his ass kicked by the protesters.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (OD2ni)
I guess I could look it up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (AzW6q)
Portrait of Our Times. Portlandia in the Wild.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Just like the bear whisperer guy who became grizzly chow.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Whoopass at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)
Nothing to see there...as usual.
Posted by: I didnt say my name... at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (ODgRh)
The notion that a security clearance is "personal property" is, itself, as retarded as it gets.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (OYwKq)
Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (LiyEm)
OK, I don't know what the Pluralist website is but this is kind of funny/sad
Millenial couple Bikes Near ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans are Kind' And Gets Killed
https://tinyurl.com/y8sg4amj
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:13 PM (h3t5U)
***
Yeppers. The two bikers were leftards who, literally, said evil doesn't exist in the world and that it was simply made up by people who "want to divide us" or some such lefty nonsense. Their bike trek was to prove this "I want to Give the World A Coke" commercial dream to be true and shame us nasty conservatives who are, obviously, just "H8rs." They then biked to an ISIS controlled territory where they were summarily run over and, while prone, stabbed repeatedly until dead. Don't bother to click on the left leaning Pluralist site - they tell the story with a "Some evil conservatives are making fun of these poor unfortunates" twist to it and, just to show that they have not gotten the message that the senseless murder of these two misguided progressives is clearly broadcasting in the shrill tones of an air raid siren, they end the article with this laughable statement:"Some liberals, for their part, view [the cyclists] as simply unfortunate. Experts on the region told the Washington Post 'Central Asia is generally safe'"
****
"Experts on the region" . . my . . @ss
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 16, 2018 03:31 PM (Fb9aZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2018 03:31 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: LGoPs at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (bb4ns)
See how far civilization had fallen ( meh. We're long past hitting rock bottom...) : a their age, all they wanted to do was have no job and ride their bikes around the world. People used to want to be married and have kids and a house by then.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at August 16, 2018 03:31 PM (SGpFT)
Used to like Cato.
Used to like the Kochs.
Who else will emerge from the slime that I once thought were GoodGuys (TM)?
Posted by: filbert at August 16, 2018 03:22 PM (953wK)
The Kochs are libertarians, always were, and libertarians love them some open borders. Thus, relentless attacks on the one president who's taking the border crisis seriously.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 16, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
The facts of him spying on Congress are pretty clear cut right?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:31 PM (eSx+E)
I appear to have sabotaged my own "Prince Albert" joke upthread.
I blame Trump!!!1111 and Russian collusion!!!111!
Damn those crafty Rookies making me stoopid!!1
Posted by: naturalfake at August 16, 2018 03:31 PM (z7pBf)
Yep.
Posted by: Whoopass at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)
At Alice's Restaurant...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (G4W16)
clothesfreelife.com
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7c4nzjo
Not much there.
Militant nudists. Who knew? The things you can find on the internet.
I can't tell parody, sarcasm, satire, from someone's true belief.
Had to step away for a moment. Horders on fire today. Can't post, the site is too busy.
That's why I'm a hundred posts late to the party.
Posted by: Sons of Peter Gunn at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (XeN7w)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (2NqXo)
"Dad, living dangerously, I'm scared that Trump's revoking Brenan's
security clearance represents his authoritarian tendencies." I just had
to shed a tear because I didn't know what to say.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:23 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Shep! at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (jjaLl)
Part of the reason that they are so worshipful of free importation is that it reduced the impact on their own kind when they impose heavy regulations to kill certain industries populated by deplorables.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (zXNgz)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (vbJig)
We will present this to the President of The United States for you.
Posted by: Awadil al bin Mustafa at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Cap'n Billy at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
+++
Pretty funny.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (dI3/S)
I initially read it on the "Weasel Zippers" site which has no bias against conservatives.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (AllCR)
Breaking News: NM authorities destroy Islamic terror compound. For the Moslem children and not to cover up anything I'm sure.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2018 03:31 PM (Evws/)
Riiiiiight...think how easy that makes the trial that will never occur!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (37IEG)
When Ed Koch, RIP, became more acceptable in his old age than the Koch Brothers, well, QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G4W16)
Yep.
Posted by: Whoopass at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)
At Alice's Restaurant...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (G4W16)
This place is like the Aurora borealis of nonsense.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G68CT)
Posted by: DamnedYankee"
Is it also true that I can buy a pack of fags at any store?
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2018 03:31 PM
---
Can't have actual physical evidence getting in the way of the narrative now can we?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (JUOKG)
...they wiped out a crime scene before the case has even gone to court??? This sounds like when the FBI opened up the San Bernardino terrorist couple's house to the press the next day. "We're making it clear that there is no case here and we are completely disinterested in any investigation."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (39g3+)
'Mostly peaceful.'
Seems that the experts are obviously wrong.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: as-yet-unstabbed bleeding-heart liberals at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: steevy
McRaven is eyeing a Pentagon civilian posting in the next Democrat administration, circa 2021.
Maybe SecDef. He sees how this worked out for Mattis.
Well, that's what he thinks.
Or what I think he think he thinks. Capische?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp patiently waiting at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (shMPn)
Chi-Coms buckle. Sending trade delegation to negotiate end (surrender) in trade war with US.
h/t Breitbart
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G4W16)
Brennan's clearance should have never been approved. Whoever signed off on it should also lose their clearance.
Brennan broke the law, and used his office to do so - the CIA is not allowed to conduct domestic operations, let alone spy on congress.
If Brennan is not now arrested then why have laws?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Marty at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (Nn6/a)
Posted by: asquaretail at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (DJNxi)
Yeah, "experts" - lol! Even here in east Texas, I can tell you about spots where you're gonna get your stupid white ass jacked if you think you can just go breezing around there on a bicycle.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (k1TUh)
One by one the creatures are outing themselves.
Trump is brilliant, sunlight truly is the greatest dissenefectant.
Just wish/hope more people will come to see the light.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (37IEG)
Thread Winner. But after he does that we can throw him from an Aereolineas Pinochet chopper along with it...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (G4W16)
...they wiped out a crime scene before the case has even gone to
court??? This sounds like when the FBI opened up the San Bernardino
terrorist couple's house to the press the next day. "We're making it
clear that there is no case here and we are completely disinterested in
any investigation."
Yes, it does.
A good defense lawyer will immediately claim that exculpatory evidence was destroyed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (aE+Wq)
Posted by: Cap'n Billy at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (jDF8P)
Not you, Joe S. You're on guitar!
---- Vice Admiral Brennan
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
I guess I could look it up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM
Quoth the McRaven, he's a whore.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (2NqXo)
>>You can get anything in a can, really.
Yep.
Posted by: Whoopass at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)
At Alice's Restaurant...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (G4W16)
Uh, excepting Alice. Not sure she does that. We'll have to ask Ray.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (37IEG)
Yep.
Posted by: Whoopass at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (r9UYA)
At Alice's Restaurant...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:32 PM (G4W16)
This place is like the Aurora borealis of nonsense.
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G68CT)
*gathers up shovels and rakes and implements of dee-struction*
Posted by: Insomniac at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (NWiLs)
I'm thinking after 8 years of O'Bama there is no shortage of those guys promoted up. I mean more than the usual assortment that always gets into power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)
+++
Look it's just funny. I don't care who you are.
Posted by: Couchfucker at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (j7zcc)
Check 21
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (G68CT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (dNzKv)
Bleeding-Heart Liberals Bike Through Tajikistan to Prove "Evil Is a Make-Believe Concept" -- Are Stabbed Dead By ISIS
Ain't karma a bitch?
Posted by: LGoPs at August 16, 2018 03:26 PM (bb4ns)
NY Post calls it a 'hit and run accident'..nothing about the stabbing. gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (EPnrI)
.............
Instead proved ISIS wanted a couple of bicycles.
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (xBSm0)
https://tinyurl.com/yamasg8d
Posted by: josephistan at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (7HtZB)
The stupid twat who wrote that used to be Loonbag Allan Grayson (Idiot-FL) communication director. They're perfect for each other...
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (h3t5U)
What will he do to feed himself and his family......
Well, there is always wrinkled balls gay porn.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (EoRCO)
I seem to remember McRaven being a tool of Obama's in some way. Vaguely. That's all I've got.
I guess I could look it up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM
Seems like he was. Anyhow, he's pining for the days of the most anti-American president in our lifetimes, the Dog Eater.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (GoLZO)
'Mostly peaceful.'
Seems that the experts are obviously wrong.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM
---
I think they confused that with "Mostly Harmless" from the HHGTTG.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Sons of Peter Gunn
This is my rifle, this is my gun.
One is for shooting, the other is rather painfully sunburned.
Posted by: a random militant nudist at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Heh. Wesley Clark.
I remember how and why he got fired.
Hugh Shelton, Chairman of JCS was pretty miffed at him, and had known him for a very long time.
What a maroon he was.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (vcOmj)
Nothing to see there...as usual.
Posted by: I didnt say my name... at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (ODgRh)
---------
It is amazing to see how blatant and in your face they have become in their lawlessness. Nothing ever happens to them.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (Ywyw4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"
Not hard to look acceptable when you are succeeded by David Dinkins, perhaps the most incompetent politician in history.
Seriously, Koch endorsed Bush in 2004 which was bold. He also bluntly called partial-birth abortion murder which made him persona non grata in lib circles.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:34 PM (G4W16)
We would be willing to donate a Trebuchet and crew - good advertising!
Posted by: Leo Da Vinci - CEO Trebuchet Airways at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G68CT)
I aspire to Dennis Miller-type left-field references.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (0tfLf)
Chi-Coms buckle. Sending trade delegation to negotiate end (surrender) in trade war with US.
h/t Breitbart
--------------------
Who's your daddy? ChiComs really never had a chance with Trump. Now the question is, how long with Xi last? The thing about having no leverage is you don't have any leverage. Balanced trade comes with equal leverage.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (2LelM)
According to NPR, Austin was also a tiny house owner and an advocate for sustainable, simple living, and Geoghegan, interned with Rep. Adam Schiff during college.
Posted by: Prince Albert, pounding on the can at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (ctuyM)
Will we get jury nullification? Let us pray
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (n+6mJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (Ywyw4)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (3Te8P)
Hot wife...
Hated because he's not of the "proper" class...
Justinian was a country boy, even if he was of noble ancestry. Even though he managed to manipulate things so his uncle became emperor and named Justinian his successor AND got a temporary law change to let him marry the love of his life, he was considered to be an incompetent rube by some.
Let's skip having a criminal reform the tax code and an outbreak of the Bubonic plague, though.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (BYLU3)
Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (LiyEm)
My condolences on the loss of your integrity, moral compass, and oath to the USA.
You were a Navy SEAL and ended up being the 9th Commander of US Special Operations.
You know better but have been corrupted by you own interests which most assuredly involves a lot of perks and cash.
Shame on you.
Posted by: Cheri at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (oiNtH)
It is perfectly legal bribery.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (eSx+E)
Yeah, no. That's a crime, actually.
Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (vJFfv)
========
Did he beat the shit out of her too?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (vg8iE)
I'm in bicycle range of Gary. I only drive thru the main highway occasionally and only during the day.
Posted by: DaveA at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: tu3031 at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"
Not hard to look acceptable when you are succeeded by David Dinkins, perhaps the most incompetent politician in history.
Seriously, Koch endorsed Bush in 2004 which was bold. He also bluntly called partial-birth abortion murder which made him persona non grata in lib circles.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 16, 2018 03:36 PM (OD2ni)
For all his faults, and he had many, I look back on his years as mayor of NYC as really not that bad all things considered. Yeah. Dinkins sucked most notably because of the racialist arson from Sharptone, Barron, Meeks, Mason and the like.
But Doomberg and DeBolshevik burned the joint to the ground.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (G4W16)
I seem to remember McRaven being a tool of Obama's in some way. Vaguely. That's all I've got.
I thought it was the failed predecessor to the McRib
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Asshole who believes in evil at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (mEjqT)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (Ywyw4)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (eSx+E)
It is getting that bad with the Left's defense of the Traitor and Seditionist Brennan.
And their _______________, Omerosa.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (q177U)
Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)
Betting is now open on when the defense lawyers demand jurors tour the compound...which just got pounded.
Posted by: AoS Betting window at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (Fa3cJ)
Used to like the Kochs.
+1.
Thank God I'll be dead sooner than later.
But Damn, I grieve for That Shining City on the Hill.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (UFLLM)
Solution? Abolish the Presidency
https://tinyurl.com/yamasg8d
Posted by: josephistan at August 16, 2018 03:24 PM (7HtZB)
The
stupid twat who wrote that used to be Loonbag Allan Grayson (Idiot-FL)
communication director. They're perfect for each other...
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM
---
Wow, never knew that the Electoral College was a "technicality" in the Constitution.
The things I learn on here.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (JUOKG)
A good defense lawyer will immediately claim that exculpatory evidence was destroyed
+++
Sure but I think it's already baked in the cake they're going to get nothing anyway. There was a child sacrifice they found as well BTW
Posted by: Couchfucker at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (j7zcc)
What does the State Dept. website say about traveling in that region - any warnings to US citizens considering a trip there?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 03:40 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (LiyEm)
That's actually a gravy boat, but good analogy.
Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2018 03:40 PM (q177U)
My condolences on the loss of your integrity, moral compass,
-
Needs a new binnacle.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 16, 2018 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 03:40 PM (AllCR)
"I know, right?!"
- - Sadiq Khan, Ken Livingstone
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:40 PM (G4W16)
According to NPR, Austin was also a tiny house owner and an advocate for sustainable, simple living, and Geoghegan, interned with Rep. Adam Schiff during college.
Posted by: Prince Albert, pounding on the can at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM
Who says ISIS dudes are non-human monsters? I'm seeing a spark of Divinity in them, in this instance.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 16, 2018 03:40 PM (2NqXo)
Reminds me of the feminist who was going to hike across the middle east to prove that it was safe. She set out alone, got raped to death and... wait, there's no punch line here. She was raped. To death. Trying to prove the MIddle East was safe for women.
Or in a less horrific example, how the Global Warming clowns go up into the arctic every year to see how the ice is all melting and keep having to be rescued when their boat is stuck in ice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:41 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:41 PM (LiyEm)
I gotta say, ISIS members hold "values and beliefs and perspectives different than" my own.
Posted by: Emmie at August 16, 2018 03:41 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Chris M at August 16, 2018 03:41 PM (eAZVt)
This would be in really terrible taste but it would so troll the Left...
Hold a memorial bike rally in Tajikistan.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:41 PM (Ywyw4)
stupid twat who wrote that used to be Loonbag Allan Grayson (Idiot-FL)
communication director. They're perfect for each other...
Posted by: Timon at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM
I heard Rush Fisking it and my jaw dropped. This is just the cherry on top.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G68CT)
More like the Sargasso Sea of Silliness.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)
For all his faults, and he had many, I look back
on his years as mayor of NYC as really not that bad all things
considered. Yeah. Dinkins sucked most notably because of the racialist
arson from Sharptone, Barron, Meeks, Mason and the like.
But Doomberg and DeBolshevik burned the joint to the ground.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (G4W16)
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My favorite Ed Koch moment? His solution to the drought/water crisis: "Shower with a friend!" He exuberantly suggested.
Heh.
I liked Ed - even though he was a democrat. I also met him in person a few times - he was pretty funny in private conversation was well.
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (Fb9aZ)
Oh, Ted, I may call them back and vote for BETO for real after all - what the flying monkey hell!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)
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Thanks to ISIS, he's living in an even smaller space now - and doubling as fertilizer.
Sustainability FTW!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:41 PM (LiyEm)
"Cleaned. Like with chest-burster saliva?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Those conservatives are still alive to do so.
The idealistic idiots, less so.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (oVJmc)
complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and
perspectives different than our own."
[ ] Correct[X] Incorrect
Posted by: tu3031 at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (jDF8P)
I'm pretty sure that Sacha Baron Cohen messed up travel to Kazakhstan for all of us, for a long time to come.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (k1TUh)
My sympathy meter must be low on batteries.
Posted by: zombie at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (c+2jX)
...
It's time to start an annual St. Rachel of Pancake award.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (yL25O)
These motherfuckers are sticking up for each other because they want that sweet deep state gravy train to keep on rolling. Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (LiyEm)
The Navy is getting 13 new ships in the defense spending bill Trump just signed
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Hate's staying in the room over the garage, but only til it gets its shit together... at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (G68CT)
I liked Ed - even though he was a democrat. I also met him in person a few times - he was pretty funny in private conversation was well.
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (Fb9aZ)
Saw him at the restaurant Felidia about 10 years ago when I went for a birthday dinner. Shook his hand. He was tall!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G68CT)
Ponders
decides to chant he word borealis
has an out of body experience
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (EPnrI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (Ywyw4)
"Why do people buy canned potatoes?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:10 PM (2LelM)
Laziness. Tradition.
Posted by: joncelli
I have seen a lot of stuff in my life, but never canned potatoes. . Honestly. . Never.
I'm not going to turn into a Democrat, am I?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:42 PM (G4W16)
Do we have that?
Posted by: eleven at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (NLLmE)
Early Gainzz...
I just realized something, after lifting my kettlebells in a half strenuous workout for the first time in two months... when a guys nips point south, it's a sign of strength and fitness.
The opposite can not be said of the opposite sex.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 16, 2018 03:40 PM
I have a lightly-used bollard available for a very fair price.
Posted by: Hillary! 2020! at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G68CT)
More like the Sargasso Sea of Silliness."
The Mayberry RFD of Madness.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
Your US Senate
Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (LiyEm)
iow, "we'll teach you a lesson!"
Posted by: concrete girl at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (Tm+wy)
Posted by: runner at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (aENAX)
These motherfuckers are sticking up for each other because they want that sweet deep state gravy train to keep on rolling. Posted by: steevy at August 16, 2018 03:30 PM (LiyEm)
The Navy is getting 13 new ships in the defense spending bill Trump just signed
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (10vO4)
And they will not be named the USS Chelsea Manning either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Roy at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (SHz3e)
Well, true, but this was near an ISIS area. You can't even bike in parts of Europe without having to worry some Jihadist is going to run you over, but in Tajiikistan 0r however that place is spelled?!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (AllCR)
I think that being prime real estate, that a $1000 per month rent is more than fair. I am sure the Chinese would gladly pay that.
So I am a little concerned that Orange man refuses my invoices. I even offered to throw in the parking space for free.
- former general.
Posted by: Gentlemen this is democracy manifest at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (LWu6U)
You give the guy the post career no show job as a pay off for the favors he does for you while he is in the position in question.
It is perfectly legal bribery.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 16, 2018 03:20 PM (eSx+E)
Yeah, no. That's a crime, actually.
Posted by: blaster at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (vJFfv)
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They can get a contract as a "Consultant" that just never gets called on for actual work, can't they?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (M+Lyo)
In the Rules of the Sea the only property rights is "finders keepers."
Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2018 03:39 PM
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When we were stationed at GITMO back in the day a Russian barge broke loose from it's tow in the bay. I got my boat and high tailed it out there to tie up to it to claim salvage rights before they could come back and get it.
Harbor Patrol waved me off and wouldn't let me get close to the beached barge that was in the channel which was international waters and subject to maritime salvage laws.
I could have been rich because that barge was loaded down with all sorts of heavy construction equipment being sent to Castro from Russia.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (JUOKG)
Yet another pathetic and idiotic stunt. Basically this is to stop the press from asking each and every Republican "do you think the press is the enemy of the people??? huh?? huh??"
Trump said that fake news is the enemy but, details.
And yes, they are. They are the enemy of anyone who does not agree with their hard left agenda and prove it daily. And that's about 30% of the people of America. So... yes they are the enemy of the people.
According to NPR, Austin was also a tiny house owner and an advocate for sustainable, simple living
Let me guess, a vegan, atheist, crossfit enthusiast as well? An activist for free trade and against GMO?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (39g3+)
Plastic Gaylord by the binnacle lights - one of Meatloaf's lesser known songs.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (Ywyw4)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 16, 2018 03:46 PM (n+6mJ)
Well, true, but this was near an ISIS area. You can't even bike in parts of Europe without having to worry some Jihadist is going to run you over, but in Tajiikistan 0r however that place is spelled?!!!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (AllCR)
My attempt at being sardonically dry-witted.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:46 PM (G4W16)
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I did see it mentioned elsewhere that he was indeed a vegan.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 16, 2018 03:46 PM (vg8iE)
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They have tours in Milwaukee to visit Jeffrey Dahmer's haunts and meet people who knew him. Most of the tourists are women. WTF?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Roy at August 16, 2018 03:46 PM (SHz3e)
Hopefully none are LCS
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (Ywyw4)
Not the LCS but there is money for development of a new FFG built on the Freedom class LCS
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 16, 2018 03:46 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Couchfucker at August 16, 2018 03:46 PM (j7zcc)
The opposite can not be said of the opposite sex.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM
Whoa! Let's not be too hasty ...
Posted by: Lena at August 16, 2018 03:47 PM (ctuyM)
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I am a Walmart Shopper. You can get anything at walmart.
I have four cans of canned diced potatoes *you can get whole new , and sliced* on my shelf right now.
I am not lazy.
I have metabolic syndrome.
Posted by: Sons of Peter Gunn at August 16, 2018 03:47 PM (XeN7w)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at August 16, 2018 03:47 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Ha at August 16, 2018 03:47 PM (MAstk)
The moslems are still free though. They could show up and do that islam thing (murder).
Posted by: Chris M at August 16, 2018 03:47 PM (eAZVt)
What will he do to feed himself and his family......
Well, there is always wrinkled balls gay porn.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 16, 2018 03:35 PM (EoRCO)
Somewhere out there is somebody who really gets off on Galapagos statues...
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 16, 2018 03:47 PM (RD7QR)
I remember well the 1980 transit strike in NYC when Ed Koch was at the Brooklyn Bridge encouraging people who were walking to work from Brooklyn, in freezing cold weather. He could've immediately knuckled under to the transit union but he didn't and made them look like the bad guys.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:47 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: William Eaton at August 16, 2018 03:47 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:48 PM (37IEG)
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Was that before or after they buried their tongues in the media's asshole?
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 16, 2018 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:48 PM (Ywyw4)
Trump: "Done!"
DC Asshole: "WTF?"
Posted by: Roy at August 16, 2018 03:46 PM (SHz3e)
I assume you are just projecting your wishes. Because if PDT did that I would plotz!!!!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:49 PM (G4W16)
Was relieved of his Team 6 assignment for poor discipline of his sailors.
Never again assigned to a combat role - in spite of all the SEAL deployments.
All his medals and awards are administrative - his Bronze stars do NOT have the 'V'.
Should have read this a long time ago. And, yes, his UT degree is in Journalism.
Damn - now I gotta' quit recommending his commencement speech to folks. All ego-driven crap.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at August 16, 2018 03:49 PM (Y581m)
What will he do to feed himself and his family......
Well, there is always wrinkled balls gay porn.
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I'd hit it.
Posted by: Ali Watkins at August 16, 2018 03:49 PM (vg8iE)
According to NPR, Austin was also a tiny house owner and an advocate
for sustainable, simple living, and Geoghegan, interned with Rep. Adam
Schiff during college.
Posted by: Prince Albert, pounding on the can at August 16, 2018 03:37 PM (ctuyM)
***
The academic-media complex has raised a generation of sheep ripe for the slaughter.
Posted by: dananjcon at August 16, 2018 03:49 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:49 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 16, 2018 03:49 PM (GoLZO)
"Ma'am, we're tracking Muhammed Akbar al'Muhammed's ankle bracelet back at the compound site."
"stop violating that man's privacy and shut off the tracker!"
--Hawaiian Judges Local #41232
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:49 PM (39g3+)
The new McRaven Sandwich: rotting breast of pigeon with avian chlamydia on a moldy bun, shoved in your nose.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:49 PM (G4W16)
GOP does not fight. Fuck them.
The border/immigration issue is a wash.
Dope? Don't care.
Trump goes third party, I will be there.
Posted by: nip at August 16, 2018 03:50 PM (DfGpI)
There are these tiny potatoes they call 'new potatoes' for some reason, that cum in a can.
But this alass, is also is the story of Obama.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 16, 2018 03:50 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:43 PM (G68CT)
I'd forgotten about the shower with a friend line. Here's an idea that is probably not new but whatever.
Ed Koch and Donald Trump are very much alike in that Ed Koch loved NYC heart and soul and Donald Trump loves the United States of America heart and soul and, beneath the bluster, both of them want (well, wanted in Koch's case) to do what they thought was best for the city/country they loved and who gives a flying rat's ass about party ideals and the like. Just get it done.
It doesn't map perfectly but it does map at least somewhat.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 16, 2018 03:50 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2018 03:50 PM (ffWPP)
A Trump supporter claims he was attacked by the lead singer of a punk rock band when he jeered the frontman's political statements.
Tim Hildebrand of Galt says the attack happened at a Social Distortion concert at the Ace of Spades in Midtown. Hildebrand says he grew up listening to the bands music and was excited to attend one of their shows, but never thought he'd leave bloody and bruised at the hands of a famous musician.
Posted by: Sponge at August 16, 2018 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:33 PM (G68CT)
More like the Sargasso Sea of Silliness."
The Mayberry RFD of Madness.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM (k1TUh)
"Our house!
In the middle of our street!"
Posted by: filbert at August 16, 2018 03:51 PM (953wK)
Put a bunch in a room and toss in a bag of lobbyist cash. You might be surprised.
Posted by: Roy at August 16, 2018 03:51 PM (SHz3e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:51 PM (Ywyw4)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:51 PM (37IEG)
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Mmmyeah they took a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Doc
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at August 16, 2018 03:51 PM (j7zcc)
Tim Hildebrand of Galt says the attack happened at a Social Distortion concert at the Ace of Spades in Midtown. Hildebrand says he grew up listening to the bands music and was excited to attend one of their shows, but never thought he'd leave bloody and bruised at the hands of a famous musician.
Posted by: Sponge at August 16, 2018 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Would explain why he's never up before the crack of noon.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:51 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 03:51 PM (2LelM)
Bleeding-Heart Liberals Bike Through Tajikistan to Prove "Evil Is a Make-Believe Concept" -- Are Stabbed Dead By ISIS
Were they wearing the typical Come Knife Me florescent cycle garb?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Ywyw4)
If the new frigate skips the mission modules and the complex dual powerplant layout of the LCS... plus add some real armament since FFG means Guided-missile Frigate. Then it just be a success.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:48 PM (Ywyw4)
I believe it swaps out the 57mm for a 76mm and will have 32 VLS cells
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (0pdRb)
"Pretty much all the Donor Class institutions of Corporate Favor-Banking are now arrayed against us. We're on our own, guys. But at least the masks have come off."
yeah the magic paper money machine of the stock/bond/ipo markets have made some people wealthy in their little neighborhoods, where they invested their hard earned income and can now reinvest in their neighborhoods ... support their communities.
that is the bright side ... BUT much of their wealth came by that magic money going to use slaves and pollute in China (and the rest). We built that ... Chinese infrastructure and military and their acquisitions around the globe. (thanks Hillary, Mitch, Feinstein, etc.)
And the paper profits helped the middle guy, but the leveraged connected "elite" became worth trillions, and globalists bought the government, and trillion dollar failures were given bailouts and immunity like candy. Wall Street shot Main Street in broad daylight and was not prosecuted.
But yes, they are more exposed now ... not sure that is stopping them, but we see where the fight is ... in part.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (0pdRb)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (Ywyw4)
My brother's got a date to keep, he can't hang around.
Posted by: filbert at August 16, 2018 03:53 PM (953wK)
He couldn't hit me in the eye if he borrowed the Empress' Step Stool
Posted by: garrett at August 16, 2018 03:53 PM (G68CT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Vegan: admitted
Atheist: trying to prove that "evil" is not real
Crossfit enthusiast: wanted to bike across a whole country
I think you've got his number, Mr. Taylor.
Posted by: mikeski at August 16, 2018 03:53 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2018 03:53 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at August 16, 2018 03:28 PM (mf5HN)
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We are already conferring permanent titles, aren't we?
Do you know what style our Founders used after leaving a particular office, whether Sec State, POTUS, governor, whatever? MISTER.
When did we start this odious custom of calling people by titles of offices they have long since abandoned?
It sets them apart as a special class....yes, like nobility.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Obligatory Smeagol at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (mEjqT)
Posted by: Roy at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (SHz3e)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (KUaJL)
Kudus and kudos, Commenter.
Posted by: filbert at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (953wK)
Posted by: James at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (FdxIF)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (UFyv9)
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (GoLZO)
Posted by: exdem13 at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:52 PM (KUaJL)
Okay Joseph, in the pit you go......
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: DaveA at August 16, 2018 03:38 PM (FhXTo)
Ha! Grew up there, just as it was beginning to turn into a shithole.
It's been a while since I drove through the old neighborhood.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2018 03:55 PM (0pdRb)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 16, 2018 03:55 PM (JKNZq)
Agree but one difference for me is I could disagree with Koch and still like him personally. I agree that Trump loves America with his heart and soul but I don't think I'll ever like him personally though. Not much I've disagreed with Trump thus far so my personal feelings don't matter anyway.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp patiently waiting at August 16, 2018 03:55 PM (shMPn)
.............
So, they got the bikes back?
Posted by: wth at August 16, 2018 03:55 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Chelsea Clintoon at August 16, 2018 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (n+6mJ)
It's not easy because every time another movement starts, it gets corrupted by hucksters, it seems. Certainly the Tea Party seemed to get derailed by con artists coming in an hoovering up all the donations.
But the base, if it were willing to donate, and if the donations could be properly directed, could outweigh the donor class pretty easily, I bet. NRA is a quasi example of this.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (yL25O)
Guess she had the biggest bewbs.
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (0pdRb)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 03:40 PM
While flaunting, in the poorest areas of the globe, your expensive tent, high-tech gear and equipment, all the latest gadgets and clothing, etc. What made you think you had the high moral ground?
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Puddin Head
............
I buy them for a side when we are grilling something.. easy peasy.. We only buy the "Whole New Potatoes".
Since they are pretty much already cooked, you can throw em in a pan with some butter and garlic powder and oregano and cooked them covered on the grill for about 15 minutes.. they brown up real nice..
You could skewer them too, but in a pan is easier.
These make a good side dish for things like sausage and peppers on the grill, etc. etc..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: James at August 16, 2018 03:54 PM
Not to worry, comrade. Feature, not bug.
Posted by: Vlad Putin at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (LOgQ4)
If they didn't hold so much wealth, influence, and power, I'd say we could end this in an afternoon. With a break for ice cream.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, still kicking at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2018 03:57 PM (ffWPP)
Canned potatoes are preferable to all those little eyes glaring at you
I love tater tots with their eyes all aglow
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 16, 2018 03:57 PM (10vO4)
Who buys brown bread in a can still? Same people.
Brown bread ?
Is that from San Francisco ?
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2018 03:55 PM (0pdRb)
Asshole city on the other side of the country - Boston.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 03:57 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Yogi at August 16, 2018 03:57 PM (wtvvX)
Guess she had the biggest bewbs.
Posted by: JT
She certainly got the most attention, which is usually a capital crime.
Posted by: AoS Betting window at August 16, 2018 03:57 PM (Fa3cJ)
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So are they all, all honorable men.
Posted by: Mark Antony at August 16, 2018 03:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2018 03:53 PM (/tuJf)
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I am not, but his request should be immediately accepted, along with his resignation.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM (I16G8)
Former CIA director John Brennan, whose security clearance you revoked on Wednesday, is one of the finest public servants I have ever known. Few Americans have done more to protect this country than John. He is a man of unparalleled integrity, whose honesty and character have never been in question, except by those who don't know him.
https://tinyurl.com/ydhf3xbg
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM (UFyv9)
...
These are the same people that created a workplace from which no one can be fired, ever.
For which I'm forever grateful.
Posted by: EPA hallway pooper at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM (yQpMk)
Canned brown bread with baked beans is awesome.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits De Gaulle at August 16, 2018 03:59 PM (UFLLM)
Guess she had the biggest bewbs.
Posted by: JT
She certainly got the most attention, which is usually a capital crime.
Posted by: AoS Betting window at August 16, 2018 03:57 PM (Fa3cJ)
Yeah... she was pretty nervous when they served the soup and coffee, I bet....
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2018 03:59 PM (ffWPP)
Guess she had the biggest bewbs.
Posted by: JT at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (0pdRb)
Or they kept dipping into the food.
Posted by: buzzion at August 16, 2018 03:59 PM (zRwJ/)
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A commenter at Insty's said the same let 'em go judge refused the owner's eviction notice request.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 16, 2018 03:59 PM (Evws/)
https://tinyurl.com/ydhf3xbg
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken
And all of the Dems that wanted him dead four years ago.
Posted by: AoS Betting window at August 16, 2018 03:59 PM (Fa3cJ)
For which I'm forever grateful.
Posted by: EPA hallway pooper at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM (yL25O)
Except if you're conservative.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 16, 2018 03:59 PM (KUaJL)
Its not real.
Its all just in Trump's mind.
There's no organized attempt to prevent Trump from succeeding.
Its all just organic, free range, TOTALLY uncoordinated rebellion. Cuz Trump's so awful and stuff.
Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: simplemind at August 16, 2018 03:59 PM (9axoI)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 16, 2018 04:00 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: concrete girl at August 16, 2018 04:00 PM (Tm+wy)
accommodating lens. It was definitely a bit different this time as
they barely anesthetized me and I became conscious while he was putting
the lens in. I tried not to move my eye but I'm not sure I could have
it I wanted to because of the Clockwork Orange rig on my eye.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM (yQpMk)
Jesus, my balls just retracted into my lungs...
Posted by: Yogi at August 16, 2018 04:00 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: This seems unwise at August 16, 2018 04:00 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp patiently waiting at August 16, 2018 04:00 PM (shMPn)
accommodating lens. It was definitely a bit different this time as
they barely anesthetized me and I became conscious while he was putting
the lens in. I tried not to move my eye but I'm not sure I could have
it I wanted to because of the Clockwork Orange rig on my eye.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM (yQpMk)
...
Ooof. The anesthesia did not take on my right eye during LASIK.
So I feel ya.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (yL25O)
And this is supposed to impact anyone's of the press how exactly?
I don't know if they're an enemy of the people; They're a enemy to Donald Trump whom the country elected by the necessary votes.
Will next vote will be that the Senate is not the enemy of the people?. Good grief; What buffoons.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (AllCR)
Guess she had the biggest bewbs.
Posted by: JT
Q: honey.......did you happen to notice..
A: For fucks'sake, NOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: What every man heard on the ride home at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (Fa3cJ)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Just curious. What is it that he has done that you wouldn't like him personally?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (YE6fT)
Posted by: MountainWalker at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (W/kEM)
Do they support it? Because that is what PDT is fighting. He just laughs and sneers at jokers like Tater of ClownNews.
As do I.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO)
Speaking of that "spark" and Pelosi's defense of MS13 thugs I was watching Mel Gibson's Apocalypto the other night and couldn't help thinking that the savages in that movie (Mayans) looked and acted just like the MS13 mug shots we see in the news.
And doesn't MS13 hail from about the same area as the ancient Mayans.
Apparently you can't breed savagery out anymore than you can tame wild dogs or other feral animals.
Posted by: LGoPs at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (bb4ns)
Guess she had the biggest bewbs.
Posted by: JT
She has decent boobs, but wrote My Boobs My choice on her body and wore a see through stretchy thing....
Posted by: Sponge at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Weasels.
Not once has anyone said the PRESS is the enemy of the people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 16, 2018 04:02 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Hate's staying in the room over the garage, but only til it gets its shit together... at August 16, 2018 04:02 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 16, 2018 04:00 PM (OD2ni)
And lots of job opportunities in the NYFD!
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at August 16, 2018 04:03 PM (jDF8P)
accommodating lens. It was definitely a bit different this time as
they barely......
" You might feel a little pinch....." every sawbones everywhere, for all time"...
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2018 04:03 PM (ffWPP)
Remove the M from that admiral's name and well sums it all up - Craven.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Ywyw4)
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at August 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Y581m)
Posted by: Ted K. at August 16, 2018 04:03 PM (seSmy)
Has the singer admitted "I was wrong" yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXAU4MmMIMo
Posted by: Lizzy at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (q177U)
And this is supposed to impact anyone's of the press how exactly?
Excuse me, I have 100 names to add to The List.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, still kicking at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (AM1GF)
'Sitting over here on the Group W bench ,boss"
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (swldI)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (qyZxC)
Senate votes unanimously that Press is not the enemy of the people?
Well damn I guess that settles it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (OD2ni)
Let's not be too hasty in condemning the open display of boobs.
Like Chesterton's Fence, let's figure out if the bra needs to be there before condemning the removal of it.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (Ywyw4)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Sons of Peter Gunn at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (XeN7w)
So if you're shelf-stocking for long-term, you would not use "fresh" ones.The canned ones last for years and years.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: Chelsea Clintoon at August 16, 2018 03:55 PM (+y/Ru)
"Pfft!"
- - A, Schickelgruber
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 04:05 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (q177U)
These 2 didn't believe that evil actually existed, so they decided to bike through a terrorist territory and were stabbed for their trouble..
Posted by: Sponge at August 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Zz0t1)
------
A commenter at Insty's said the same let 'em go judge refused the owner's eviction notice request.
-
Islamophobia is a terrible thing.
Posted by: Mark Antony at August 16, 2018 04:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kraken at August 16, 2018 04:05 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 16, 2018 04:05 PM (J/zlq)
I want to see perp walks.
I want to see big-name people doing perp walks.
I want to see it very, very, very, very soon.
Posted by: filbert at August 16, 2018 04:05 PM (953wK)
Posted by: concrete girl at August 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Tm+wy)
He can give up his clearance on his own. Another profile in 21st century courage.
And yeah, it's just as unseemly for retired flag officers to go political as it is for the former CIA director to pontificate on Twitter.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 16, 2018 04:05 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 16, 2018 04:06 PM (3Te8P)
Remove the M from that admiral's name and well sums it all up - Craven.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 04:03 PM (Ywyw4)
Did it already. But his name makes for a great fast food diseased bird sammich at the McDonald's on Plum Island.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 04:06 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 04:06 PM (Ywyw4)
There are still punk bands around? I thought Quincy and Ponch got rid of them.
Posted by: Benji Carver at August 16, 2018 04:06 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: filbert at August 16, 2018 04:06 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Just curious. What is it that he has done that you wouldn't like him personally?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 16, 2018 04:01 PM (YE6fT)
Really don't want to bad mouth Trump with specifics of my personal feelings while he is President which go back to the 80's. He's doing a great job policy wise and that's all that counts in my book.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp patiently waiting at August 16, 2018 04:07 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 04:07 PM (2LelM)
Former CIA director John Brennan,
whose security clearance you revoked on Wednesday, is one of the finest
public servants I have ever known. Few Americans have done more to
protect this country than John. He is a man of unparalleled integrity,
whose honesty and character have never been in question, except by those
who don't know him.
https://tinyurl.com/ydhf3xbg
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 16, 2018 03:58 PM
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He is a man whose honesty and integrity caused him to lie under oath to Congress multiple times.
Yeah I am buying that B$.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 16, 2018 04:07 PM (JUOKG)
You mean McCain and Flake voted?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 16, 2018 04:04 PM (Ywyw4)
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Nah. This just means everyone in attendance for the vote.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 16, 2018 04:08 PM (I16G8)
And they will not be named the USS Chelsea Manning either.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 16, 2018 03:44 PM
Are you sure? Who is in charge of naming ships now?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 16, 2018 04:08 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 16, 2018 04:08 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 16, 2018 03:56 PM (so+oy)
Looks like I'll be cumming in some cans, then.
Posted by: Max Power at August 16, 2018 04:08 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 04:09 PM (k1TUh)
h/t Breitbart
=====
Of course they are.
Faced with the choice of not being able to steal at all or steal only half what they were stealing before, the Chinese opt for the latter. Its a no brainer. And its going to add close to 2 points to our GDP even though were' still getting ripped.
Its like when it comes to trade, the US is the Cleveland Browns. IF they win more than a couple games, it'll be the greatest thing that's happened in years. Cause it will be.
Posted by: simplemind at August 16, 2018 04:09 PM (W779d)
This is all battle prep for November
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 16, 2018 04:11 PM (n+6mJ)
I think that was the Minoans - I thought they had a rather keen sense of fashion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 16, 2018 04:11 PM (k1TUh)
I volunteer to be the case. I had a clearance and now I don't. But that was my property for perpetuity. I'm going to start a gofundme to sue for violation of my property rights.
Posted by: Minuteman at August 16, 2018 04:11 PM (A3b6q)
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That is a GOOD idea.
Posted by: every moron on the blog at August 16, 2018 04:12 PM (zf5tg)
Posted by: MAGA at August 16, 2018 04:14 PM (/MKme)
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You're right - Minoans. Nice racks. I wonder how they kept from getting chapped?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 16, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 16, 2018 04:08 PM (I16G
And a voice vote at that.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 16, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG)
The weirdest part, though, was the three weeks between operations, during which I had 20/20 vision in one eye and 20/2000 in the other. Really distorts your sense of perspective.
Posted by: Toad-O at August 16, 2018 04:18 PM (cct0t)
Horsecrotch. End of mission/service means clearance is no longer required. So it's revoked.
At a future date post service, if TPTB decide they need your assistance or consultation then clearance can be reinstated, IF you qualify.
Even my limited clearance worked like that. Unless something has drastically changed in the interim, that's still pertinent.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 16, 2018 04:18 PM (S/hVx)
Let me guess, a vegan, atheist, crossfit enthusiast as well? An activist for free trade and against GMO?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 16, 2018 03:45 PM (39g3+)
A lot of words there just to say "asshole".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2018 04:19 PM (veoSD)
Heh. The techs in the lab behind me are playing Motorhead, Killed By Death to be specific.
I can't wait until I have to take a customer service call "Uhhh, we believe in keeping the techs happy. Plus, if we make them turn away from Lemmy they'll put a dead snapping turtle in my truck."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 16, 2018 04:22 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 16, 2018 03:57 PM
I know, right?
Posted by: Mrs. Brian Stelter at August 16, 2018 04:24 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Dana Perino at August 16, 2018 04:30 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: Dana Perino at August 16, 2018 04:31 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 16, 2018 04:36 PM (ABH6n)
Mayhap he got some federal grants directed to UT.
Posted by: aelfheld at August 16, 2018 04:41 PM (IxDhF)
In other words, it's Thursday.
Fuck them.
War.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at August 16, 2018 05:04 PM (YjnSL)
"Once...I thought I had him trapped in a contradiction. He evaded and I pursued, over and over until the smile faded into a scowl. 'I can explain this to you,' he said. 'I cannot comprehend it for you.' I was rendered speechless but completely impressed."
- Andrew Kirtzman
Posted by: JPS at August 16, 2018 05:11 PM (xCyVD)
Switch-hitter Brennan at the plate for MSM.
Count is 0-2.
Trump waves off the sign. And the next sign!
Folks, The Trump is gonna throw what he wants to throw... and everybody knows its the Heater!
Heeere it comes....
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 16, 2018 05:13 PM (5hjW2)
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