Colorado Officials Are Once Again Vindictively Prosecuting Masterpiece Cakeshop, Ignoring Supreme Court Decision

Actually, Anthony Kennedy permitted this, by claiming that the Court couldn't reach the merits of the case but could say that the procedure in the original prosecution was biased.

But how can this prosecution be non-biased when the same people are going after him?

Jack Phillips of Masterpiece Cakeshop fame is suing the Colorado Civil Rights Commission.
The Commission commenced new proceedings against Phillips on behalf of a transgender complainant just weeks after he prevailed at the U.S. Supreme Court.
Phillips' attorneys say the Commission is engaged in a concerted campaign to destroy him, which is unlawful.
Jack Phillips, the Christian baker who prevailed at the U.S. Supreme Court after declining to create a custom wedding cake for a gay couple, filed a lawsuit in federal court late Tuesday suing the Colorado Civil Rights Commission.
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"The state of Colorado is ignoring the message of the U.S. Supreme Court by continuing to single out Jack for punishment and to exhibit hostility toward his religious beliefs," said Kristen Waggoner, an Alliance Defending Freedom attorney who represents Phillips. "Even though Jack serves all customers and simply declines to create custom cakes that express messages or celebrate events in violation of his deeply held beliefs, the government is intent on destroying him -- something the Supreme Court has already told it not to do."

And here's the new cake that someone looking to file a complaint demanded he bake:

On the same day the high court agreed to review the Masterpiece case, an attorney named Autumn Scardina called Phillips' shop and asked him to create a cake celebrating a sex transition. The caller asked that the cake include a blue exterior and a pink interior, a reflection of Scardina's transgender identity. Phillips declined to create the cake, given his religious conviction that sex is immutable, while offering to sell the caller other pre-made baked goods.
In the months that followed, the bakery received requests for cakes featuring marijuana use, sexually explicit messages, and Satanic symbols. One solicitation submitted by email asked the cake shop to create a three-tiered white cake depicting Satan licking a functional 9 inch dildo. Phillips believes Scardina made all these requests.

And so the Civil Rights Commission is going after him again based on this very complainey complainant.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:38 PM

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1 Evil.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (IsEQq)

2 Bake the cake!!!! or die.

Posted by: Bosk at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (fjMEv)

3 Poor guy.

Send him business.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:39 PM (sdl8C)

4 Some animals are more equal than others.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (w7KSn)

5 Is this considered Racist? I can't keep up.

Posted by: nip at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (DfGpI)

6 The Pagans do what the Pagans do.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

7 The caller asked that the cake include a blue exterior and a pink interior, a reflection of Scardina's transgender identity.

He should have baked a cake with a bloody, lopped off penis.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

8 Actually, Anthony Kennedy permitted this, by claiming that the Court couldn't reach the merits of the case but could say that the procedure in the original prosecution was biased.

yep, he left a hole a mile wide for the left to jump into

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:40 PM (sdl8C)

9 Because they are going to keep charging up this hill until either they get to the top or they are told to take a hike.

And thank you President Trump for nominating Gorsuch and now Kavanaugh. And jeers to the TruCons who would have us all on our knees so that they can keep the cruise cabins filled.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 02:41 PM (hLRSq)

10 The caller asked that the cake include a blue exterior and a pink interior,

so, wait, is he associating pink with women and blue with men? I thought that was a no-no.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:41 PM (sdl8C)

11 Saw this coming when the ruling came down. They're trying to take him down for daring to stand up to them.

F*** Colorado.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 02:41 PM (AM1GF)

12 He should just stop making custom cakes. This entire thing is ridiculous and it seems the Court needs to slap down this Commission again. Even then, I doubt that they will stop.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 15, 2018 02:41 PM (JKNZq)

13 The caller asked that the cake include a blue exterior and a pink interior...

All of you meat sacks are pink on the inside.

Posted by: Not a Robot at August 15, 2018 02:42 PM (9qZ3S)

14 >>One solicitation submitted by email asked the cake shop to create a three-tiered white cake depicting Satan licking a functional 9 inch dildo.

What Bakery won't make a baked Alaskan?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:42 PM (kT7UC)

15 n the months that followed, the bakery received requests for cakes featuring marijuana use, sexually explicit messages, and Satanic symbols. One solicitation submitted by email asked the cake shop to create a three-tiered white cake depicting Satan licking a functional 9 inch dildo. Phillips believes Scardina made all these requests.

So he's a huge dick.

People should send him appropriate creative cakes.

Where's SABO when you need him to bake a cake?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:42 PM (sdl8C)

16 How is this not entrapment?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (0tfLf)

17 OT- Just saw that Brennan had his security clearance revoked

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (OLCnA)

18 I can't wait for the social credit system to be implemented in our country. /s

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (jLChk)

19 You know, maybe that sexual revolution wasn't such a boon for Western Civilization.

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

20 SCOTUS shoulda fixed this, but they didn't. So f*ck them in particular.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (+ypLs)

21 Colorado : Hey, California...Hold Our Beer!

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (kT7UC)

22 Every hole is entitled to be loved.
Anthony Kennedy

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (LiyEm)

23 And do they really expect all bakeries to make sexually explicit cakes?

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (JKNZq)

24 You know, maybe that sexual revolution wasn't such a boon for Western Civilization.

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

Huzzah!

Posted by: AIDS at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

25 Geez, I hadn't heard the details.

This is unbelievable harassment.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (W+vEI)

26 Whew, for a minute there I thought this story was going to make the tranny look like a psychotic deviant. Oh....

Posted by: The Drizzle at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (nzSKK)

27 collecting their thumbs might get them to pay attention

Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (nFwvY)

28 I'm pretty sure, if I want a pink cake with blue icing - anybody will make that shit for me.

But ... as we know ... that's not the point.

Oh well - I guess the proper move is to just be quiet and not fight it. We're "winning".

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (fiGNd)

29 The second part of the quotes here leads me to believe we are not much longer for this Earth and God will have his vengeance. Soon.....

God or SMOD. Whichever.

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (F4u7C)

30 I dare any of these brave progs to take on a Muslim bakery in the Octagon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

31 They push and shove until someone pushes back.

Then they focus their rage machine on that one person.

Is there any good reason for the entire world to know this one baker's name?

This whole dynamic is evil.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 02:44 PM (9qZ3S)

32 Can we normals get a government commission to harass the abnormals for a change? Jeebus, am I tired of freaks deamanding normal people smell their glove.

Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (2LelM)

33 SCOTUS shoulda fixed this, but they didn't. So f*ck them in particular.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (+ypLs)

Let's wait for the Kavanaugh appointment. It will get fixed for good. Between Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, we'll get 'er done.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (sdl8C)

34 Is the attorney really transgender or just raking muck?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (dNzKv)

35 an attorney named Autumn Scardina
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It would be a shame if her house burned to the ground.

A real shame.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (vg8iE)

36

The Press at the Presser: Brennan is a victim.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (sdl8C)

37 The Moslems are right about how to handle this sort of shit.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (Evws/)

38 Mike Hendrix at Cold Fury has addressed this with righteous anger:

https://tinyurl.com/y84x8np7

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (kqsXK)

39 Maybe it should have been Anthony Kennedy sucking the "functional" dildo-cake.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (61L4J)

40 This Autumn person is deliberately baiting this baker. Xe should have xir law license revoked.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (JJZzu)

41 I would think you would need a bigger dildo for a 3 Tier Cake?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (kT7UC)

42 He actually should come up with one if his pre-baked options as "The Cake of Confusion" and sell it to all these crazy bastards.

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (F4u7C)

43 Supreme Court should respond to this with a slap down on activist judges in general, find a way to punish them and this religious persecution violation of the 1st amendment globally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (39g3+)

44
so, wait, is he associating pink with women and blue with men? I thought that was a no-no.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:41 PM (sdl8C)

Beaten to the comment dagnabit

I look forward to watching this get back to the Supremes once Kavanaugh's in place.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (6JL3d)

45 Lawfare ... must be stopped.

The law perverted! And the police powers of the state perverted along with it.
... Instead of checking crime, the law itself guilty of the evils it is supposed to punish. If this is true, it is a serious fact, and moral duty requires me to call the attention of my fellow-citizens to it.
http://bastiat.org/en/the_law.html

Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (bT8Z4)

46 =======

It would be a shame if her house burned to the ground.

A real shame.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (vg8iE)

....

It really would, wouldn't it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (+ypLs)

47 Breaking: Trump revokes John Brennan's security clearance

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Better late than never.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (+y/Ru)

48 There are thousands of muslim owned bakeries in the US. Seriously, not a single one of them has ever been asked to bake one of these cakes? What are the odds?

Posted by: arminius at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (382aI)

49 >>This Autumn person is deliberately baiting this baker. Xe should have xir law license revoked.

For baker baiting?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (/tuJf)

50

Does he do mail order? Cookies maybe? Send business?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (UFLLM)

51 He should move to a different state

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (EGSGm)

52 Who has the physical ID on Scardina?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (7ZVPa)

53 He actually should come up with one if his pre-baked options as "The Cake of Confusion" and sell it to all these crazy bastards.

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (F4u7C)

This is the trick-bag we get into ... when people are "owed" goods or services.

I got no answer.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (fiGNd)

54 The poor guy is plainly being maliciously targeted. There need to be consequences for this type of behavior.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (xjiRE)

55 Ya, I'm playing out.

Posted by: End Times at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (r9UYA)

56 The Press at the Presser: Brennan is a victim.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:45 PM (sdl8C)

Can the WH just cancel the damned daily pressers? The entire press corps is just one huge drama fest every single day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (ptqGC)

57 One solicitation submitted by email asked the cake shop to create a three-tiered white cake depicting Satan licking a functional 9 inch dildo. Phillips believes Scardina made all these requests.

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So they think Satan is gay?

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

58 The tax implications of this case are fascinating.

Posted by: The Hon. John-Boy Roberts at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (ppBhU)

59 Lamp posts+ rope = problem solved

I do think a few people are going to need to be taken care of if we want to move forward.

And yes, Kennedy is to blame, he loves the homos so much he can't slap down something as ridiculous as this lawsuit was and had to leave the door open.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (UfkIY)

60 I know there are several law-talking men and women on this site. Is there anything in the Lawyer's rules of ethics against baiting a person until they break the law?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (9qZ3S)

61 So if someone went to Earl Scheib and asked for him to paint vaginas on the car door and Lesbian Powered on the hood and they refused, they can be sued?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (shMPn)

62 JFC, the left really is vile.

Posted by: Benji Carver at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (OD2ni)

63 For baker baiting?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (/tuJf)
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I was thinking more of for filing frivolous lawsuits.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (JJZzu)

64 52 Who has the physical ID on Scardina?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (7ZVPa)

It's a big island off the coast of Italy

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (7HtZB)

65 Maybe this baker should just refer these types of requests to a different bake shop that will make the cake.

This is ridiculous.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (y8Foj)

66 BTW, Colorado doesn't have any SLAPP legislation I read just this morning.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (Evws/)

67 By the way Lefties, Media:

This is what an actual martyr looks like. Not the exploding kind, the persecuted kind, the real kind.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

68 if they don't strike it down Alex Jones will be rich bitch

Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (nFwvY)

69
So they think Satan is gay?
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

Haven't you seen South Park?

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (F4u7C)

70 Freelance artists should always have the power to pick and choose their projects. No matter the theme or politics behind it. Don't like it, find a different artist. I don't know why this concept is so hard for libs to understand!

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (hvf9s)

71 I'd have made the pink/blue cake if that's all he wanted, because it means nothing. If he wanted some lame script not he outside about transexuality and gender, then no but just the cake? Whatever, dude.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (39g3+)

72 I'd bake this guy a cake.

Then I'd fill it with Penumbras and Emanate all over it.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (kT7UC)

73 60 I vaguely remember one lawyer harassing a dry cleaner until the guy went out of business

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (EGSGm)

74 >>I was thinking more of for filing frivolous lawsuits.

I know, I just like the sound of baker baiting.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (/tuJf)

75

Throw your support

https://masterpiececakes.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (sdl8C)

76

I'll spray any vagina for $99.95!

Posted by: Earl Scheib at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (UFLLM)

77 We have got to stop turning the other cheek and letting this happen.we have to start fighting back. Dont allow them to run people out if resturants, or close down businesses, we have to start fighting just like they are.

Posted by: Abby at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (T1qw+)

78 So they think Satan is gay?

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)
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Or they hope that he is.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (vg8iE)

79 Lawyer's rules of ethics against baiting a person until they break the law?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (9qZ3S)

Not if you are a progressive lawyer. In that case it is unethical NOT to persecute a Christian.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (dNzKv)

80 Freelance artists should always have the power to pick and choose their projects.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (hvf9s)

This freelance engineer sure as Hell does.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (fiGNd)

81 Who has the physical ID on Scardina?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (7ZVPa)

He played Mr. Lorenzo on All in the Family

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (y8Foj)

82 57 One solicitation submitted by email asked the cake shop to create a three-tiered white cake depicting Satan licking a functional 9 inch dildo. Phillips believes Scardina made all these requests.

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So they think Satan is gay?
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

Saw it on Southpark...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (NgKpN)

83 I have just decided to retire to TX in 5-6 yrs. This pisses me off to no end.

Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (93aYF)

84 65 Maybe this baker should just refer these types of requests to a different bake shop that will make the cake.

This is ridiculous.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (y8Foj)

That's what he did in the original gay wedding case, and was nearly destroyed for it. It's not about the cake, it's about forcing normals to bake it.

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (7HtZB)

85 60 I know there are several law-talking men and women on this site. Is there anything in the Lawyer's rules of ethics against baiting a person until they break the law?
Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 02:48 PM (9qZ3S)

In this case, no.

Posted by: Random Hawaii Judge #7 at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (72PAC)

86 Freelance artists should always have the power to pick and choose their projects.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (hvf9s)

Good point.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (y8Foj)

87 For people who thought the gay marriage stuff was really about love, this is what the real goal was.

Persecuting Christians.

Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (UfkIY)

88 Not transgender, just an a$$hole attny looking for a lawsuit:

https://www.scardinalaw.com/About/ Autumn-Scardina.shtml

After a decade of successfully representing large corporations and governmental entities as a trial attorney, she opened Scardina Family Law to seize the opportunity to apply her passion for advocacy, tenacity for problem-solving and strong interpersonal skills to help improve the lives of individuals in a more direct way.

Yeah, by skipping the whole client bit and creating the legal conflict herself.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (W+vEI)

89 If I were the baker, I'd make any cake requested. I'd just ensure that cakes that offended my beliefs offended the taste buds.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (ppBhU)

90 And so the Civil Rights Commission is going after him again based on this very complainey complainant.

And this is not harassment...how?

17 OT- Just saw that Brennan had his security clearance revoked
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (OLCnA)

About friggin' time. Now Clapper and Comey, please.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

91 I have just decided to retire to TX in 5-6 yrs. This pisses me off to no end.
Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (93aYF)

Hurry, cuz liberal tards are moving here by the ton and will destroy it soon enough.

I see more fucking Beto signs and stickers around here, it makes me want to gag.

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (F4u7C)

92 No cake for you! Get out!

Posted by: Cake Nazi at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (QLvwG)

93 WTH is a "functional 9-inch dildo"? Isn't something that can perform as a dildo a functional dildo? A dildo made out of cake would not function as same, and therefore would not be a "functional" dildo.

Sorry, but this just won't leaf, and STEM skills are not enough to get to the root.

Posted by: Gor Blimey at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (ctuyM)

94 "Can the WH just cancel the damned daily pressers? The entire press corps is just one huge drama fest every single day."

On the one hand they are tiresome, on the other hand they are whiny, on the other-other hand over-exposure is not good for them at all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

95 We can all learn something from this Christian baker. If you don't stand up to them, they will never quit.

I'd sue that attorney for harassment, for mental anguish and everything else I could think of.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (pUDQf)

96 76

I'll spray any vagina for $99.95!
Posted by: Earl Scheib at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (UFLLM)

The Paolo, he does it for free.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (7HtZB)

97 Here's a pic of Autumn:

https://tinyurl.com/yd3ptnrj

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (ptqGC)

98

He actually has a Support Jack Phillips button on his homepage.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (sdl8C)

99 I feel bad for this baker. It pays to keep your head down. The Democrats are insane.

Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (eAZVt)

100 I don't want to look, but I am sure there are many bakeries in CO that specifically cater to deviants and advertise as such. Anyone requesting that of this bake shop is just being an asshole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (dNzKv)

101 Is the attorney really transgender or just raking muck?

ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (yQpMk)

102 Well, anyway, thank goodness Peter Strok raised a half million dollars in his gofundme. Wouldn't want him to be persecuted by our government without solid financial backing from those who admire him.

Posted by: VA MKZ at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (UGO8J)

103 >>WTH is a "functional 9-inch dildo"?

Sit on it. You'll know.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (kT7UC)

104 Has anybody thought of going to a gay baker and asking for a cake with Bible verses condemning homo acts? Or a Make American Great Cake or something?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:52 PM (y8Foj)

105 "hey that's a chunk of cow manure with frosting on it!"

"No no, it identifies as a cake, so it's a cake"

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 15, 2018 02:52 PM (jp0Bv)

106 Who is Jack?
Jack Phillips, owner of Masterpiece Cakeshop, embodies the phrase "cake artist." He is truly an artist turned cake designer, where his canvas is cake and his paint, icing.

Jack is also a born-again Christian. In fact, it would be more correct to say that he is a follower of Christ first, and cake artist second. His ability, talent, and business come directly from his Creator, and he desires to glorify God in everything he does. His deep conviction to honor God first in everything informs his decision to not make cakes with messages that promote: Halloween, anti-American or anti-family themes, atheism, racism, or indecency, and more.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:52 PM (sdl8C)

107 I'll spray any vagina for $99.95!
Posted by: Earl Scheib at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (UFLLM)

The Paolo, he does it for free.
Posted by: The Paolo at August 15, 2018 02:51 PM (7HtZB)

ANY vagina...

Posted by: Lena Dunham - nude again at August 15, 2018 02:52 PM (72PAC)

108 Autumn Scardina? Is that a real name like Reality Winner?

Posted by: dantesed at August 15, 2018 02:52 PM (88xKn)

109 I know, I just like the sound of baker baiting.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM (/tuJf)
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I figured you did.

So if the baker decides not to do specialty cakes anymore, will this person sue him because he won't make what he wants anyway? How far does this go?

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 02:52 PM (JJZzu)

110 Can see Jack Phillips humming to himself:

"If I'da known all you crazies were coming I'da baked a cake."

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at August 15, 2018 02:52 PM (U2+zT)

111 More on Scardina:

While she is tenacious in her representation, she always strives to empathize with the people behind the allegations and by treating everyone with respect and dignity, she works to create effective and efficient resolutions that address the unique circumstances of each case.

Autumn's passion is helping others. Having recently lived through a period of tremendous personal change, her greatest satisfaction is in seeing others through difficult and emotional challenges and helping them thrive in spite of what can feel like overwhelming circumstance. Her mission is to show her clients that we are stronger than everything they taught us that we should fear.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

112 Are tattoo artists allowed to refuse certain requests?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (y8Foj)

113 ... licking a functional 9 inch dildo.

____

Wait, how do you make a functional dildo out of cake and frosting?

Clearly this request is over-the-top and unrealistic ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (KCFpK)

114 Autumn in Sardinia was a lesser known song of Vernon Duke.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (kT7UC)

115 I'll spray any vagina for $99.95!
Posted by: Earl Scheib at August 15, 2018 02:49 PM

I'll beat that price.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (ctuyM)

116 I'm pretty sure Colorado has criminal statutes against harassment. They also have felony statutes for misuse of office.

They may want to dust them off and find a good attorney. This now crosses the line, especially after the SCOTUS case.

And what the hell happened to Colorado. It used to be a nice place.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (yMSBV)

117 There are thousands of muslim owned bakeries in the US. Seriously, not a single one of them has ever been asked to bake one of these cakes? What are the odds?

I'm pretty sure some activist on the right was doing this. Nobody gave a shit when he was turned away by Muslim bakers. I can't remember his name. It was the guy that was baiting Planet Fitness but got recognized by the manager.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (9qZ3S)

118 >>Wait, how do you make a functional dildo out of cake and frosting?

Have you tried Baskin Robbins?

They make cakes.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:54 PM (kT7UC)

119 I want a sardinia sammich.

Posted by: Obamarosa at August 15, 2018 02:54 PM (vtcmf)

120

Jack's father Wayne Phillips fought the Nazis all the way through France and Germany, was there at D-Day and the Battle of the Bulge, and received the Purple Heart. He also assisted in the liberation of the concentration camp Buchenwald. Jack's family grew up with first-hand accounts of the horrors of the Holocaust, and they are appalled that the State of Colorado would flippantly use the Nazi label to justify stripping him of his rights.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 02:54 PM (sdl8C)

121 You're not really freelance when you set up a store like this, you're now doing service-oriented labor. But still, nobody has the right to compel someone else to serve them. No matter how dumb the reasons for saying "no"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)

122 116 I'm pretty sure Colorado has criminal statutes against harassment. They also have felony statutes for misuse of office.

They may want to dust them off and find a good attorney. This now crosses the line, especially after the SCOTUS case.

And what the hell happened to Colorado. It used to be a nice place.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (yMSBV)

Liberal locusts from California

Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (7HtZB)

123

Autum Scardinia came out as a flaming rug muncher and now does gay family law and advocacy after being unable to get any more corporate work, her prior practice specialty.

Call her up and ask her if she will represent a Christian couple who were refused a marriage ceremony by a Gay priest...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (UFLLM)

124 For baker baiting?

Master baker baiting!

Posted by: VA MKZ at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (UGO8J)

125 It's a commission. Fire any and all who work there. Burn the offices to kill the disease vector causing the insanity. Hire fresh commissioners.I

Simple.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (e1mEI)

126 18 I can't wait for the social credit system to be implemented in our country. /s
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 02:43 PM (jLChk)

Given how misanthropic I am I'm going to be overdrawn right rapidly.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (RD7QR)

127 Ok, Brennan is done. How about Clapper and the rest of the assholes?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (dNzKv)

128 Seems like a simple harassment case.

Say how does one get to be on the Colorado Human Rights commission, and more importantly, how does one get someone fired off of such a commission? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (ABH6n)

129 Gay Dude: "Hey, I want you to bake me a gay cake for my gay wedding!"
Me: "Um sorry, we do contract metal stamping here, not cakes."
Gay Dude: "I'll sue!"

Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (eAZVt)

130 I don't trust anyone completely anymore. Maybe he sent the emails himself to boost his funds support.

I can't even rule out that my mailman has been casing my house.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (shMPn)

131 It pays to keep your head down.
Not 'keeping your head down' in this instance means either not closing down your bakery forever (followed by killing yourself as penance), or only making asshole-fucker cakes for the rest of your life. They were already trying to mind their own business.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (Evws/)

132 "Colorado Civil Rights Commission"
These federal and state civil rights commissions, in true Orwellian fashion, have a mission completely opposite of their name. They exist mostly to violate the civil rights of normals.

Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (MxEKc)

133 Henry Hays, known as the founder of the gay rights movement, was a member of NAMBLA. This should tell you all you need to know.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (jLChk)

134 Ok, Brennan is done. How about Clapper and the rest of the assholes?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (dNzKv)

What happened with Brennan? Did he off himself I hope?

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (y8Foj)

135 A banana-fig cake might be appropriate for transitioner.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (nBr1j)

136 >>So if the baker decides not to do specialty cakes anymore, will this person sue him because he won't make what he wants anyway? How far does this go?

Hopefully he wins this case bigly and get the $100k in damages he is asking for. That might put a dent in Autumn's sue happy ways.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (/tuJf)

137 I'm pretty sure some activist on the right was doing this. Nobody gave a shit when he was turned away by Muslim bakers. I can't remember his name. It was the guy that was baiting Planet Fitness but got recognized by the manager.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (9qZ3S)
--------

Are you thinking of Steven Crowder? I know he did a video on this.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (JJZzu)

138 43 Supreme Court should respond to this with a slap down on activist judges in general, find a way to punish them and this religious persecution violation of the 1st amendment globally.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 02:46 PM (39g3+)

============

Thomas threatened to do this in his concurrance in one of the decisions from the previous term. I think it was the overrule of the 9th Circuit attempt to block Trump's travel ban.

Posted by: Jackal at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (OMeRI)

139 Having recently lived through a period of tremendous personal change...

Her wife kicked her out of the house.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 02:57 PM (9qZ3S)

140 125 It's a commission. Fire any and all who work there. Burn the offices to kill the disease vector causing the insanity. Hire fresh commissioners.I

Simple.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (e1mEI)

Simpler, disband the commission. Its unconstitutional anyway.

Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2018 02:57 PM (NgKpN)

141 You're not really freelance when you set up a store like this, you're now doing service-oriented labor. But still, nobody has the right to compel someone else to serve them. No matter how dumb the reasons for saying "no"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)

No different than a sears photographer.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:57 PM (shMPn)

142 considering Obama and his ilk LOVED trying to force the Little Sisters of the Poor to fund abortion (or what they saw as abortion).

A more kindly and reverential group could hardly be found ... yet they chose them as a preferred target. "we will break you (and Christendom) of your beliefs".

Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 02:57 PM (bT8Z4)

143 And what the hell happened to Colorado. It used to be a nice place.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (yMSBV

Blue statue cock roaches moved in.

Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 02:57 PM (93aYF)

144 Are tattoo artists allowed to refuse certain requests?
Yes. They will refuse to do neck tats on people getting their first ones, I've read within the last year.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 02:58 PM (Evws/)

145 20 SCOTUS shoulda fixed this, but they didn't. So f*ck them in particular.
__________________

Yes, how difficult would it have been to issue a ruling saying that the state cannot compel individuals to create or sell products that contradict their religious beliefs? It's a clear violation of the First Amendment, and if we didn't have a court composed of so many constitution-hating lefty pukes, it should have been a unanimous decision.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 15, 2018 02:58 PM (fqUgw)

146 And what the hell happened to Colorado. It used to be a nice place.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (yMSBV)

The liberal locusts have moved on to Colorado from California, their work here now being done.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 02:58 PM (5tT0F)

147 114 Autumn in Sardinia was a lesser known song of Vernon Duke.
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (kT7UC)

When the vag hits your eye

Like a big pizza pie

That's a lawsuit...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 02:58 PM (RD7QR)

148 The Colorado Civil Rights Commission will keep coming after the baker until his life is utterly ruined. The Diversity and Comics guy brought this up in one of his videos and it stuck (paraphrasing): there is no chance of redemption in the belief system of an SJW. Once you cross the line, you're damned forever. They'll hound you & hope for suicide.

I saw Shaun King, the BLM guy, do it on Twitter to some guy caught on camera in a diner calling one of the wait staff the N-word. He doxxed the guy and encouraged all of his followers to find out everything they could, so they did, and got the guy fired. Some of the people commenting said they would track the guy throughout his life and contact every employer he would ever have. I believed them. But, you say, the guy in the diner was a bigot. Okay, but now it is unlikely that he'll ever be anything else after this.

Posted by: troyriser at August 15, 2018 02:58 PM (Um8ak)

149 Sardinia was being buried in last weeks art thread. Comes back like a zombie!

Posted by: Rex B at August 15, 2018 02:58 PM (6BljC)

150 I hate what the left is doing to my country.

Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 02:58 PM (F4u7C)

151 Are you thinking of Steven Crowder? I know he did a video on this.

That's him.

Thanks, that was bugging me.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 02:59 PM (9qZ3S)

152 Kennedy didn't just permit this, he guaranteed this. Because he could never accept the fact that his beloved Gay Rights campaign, which he pushed for his entire term of office, could never possibly be wrong.

But Kavanaugh is almost in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 02:59 PM (k1TUh)

153 143 And what the hell happened to Colorado. It used to be a nice place.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 02:53 PM (yMSBV

Blue statue cock roaches moved in.
Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 02:57 PM (93aYF)

That, and the Colleges went ultra Lib about 20 years ago (watched it happen).

Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2018 02:59 PM (NgKpN)

154 Brennan had his clearance pulled.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (dNzKv)

155 Anthony Kennedy is a lefty fucking asshole. I hope his retirement is a short one.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (HiLJ1)

156 I am pretty sure I can imagine what a "functional nine inch dildo" looks like - but what would a "non-functional 9 inch dildo" look like?

Horde? Over to you.
And an another note, this harassing attorney, Scardina, needs to be given a demonstrative, very public, beating in the street, a la Sonny in The Godfather. What an absolute A-Hole.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (mvvCm)

157 But how can this prosecution be non-biased when the same people are going after him?

Chinese Wall!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (OYwKq)

158 Can Obama's clearance be revoked? Is that a thing?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (dNzKv)

159 Shemp is so poorly informed it's a joke that he is passed off as a serious news person.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (/tuJf)

160 Hopefully he wins this case bigly and get the $100k in damages he is asking for. That might put a dent in Autumn's sue happy ways.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 02:56 PM (/tuJf)

Nah. He/ she/ it will just start a GoFundMe page and make out like a bandit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (5tT0F)

161 i would have baked that cake. not saying what the "pink" stuff would have been. or, the blue.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 15, 2018 03:01 PM (KP5rU)

162 breaking, if not already announced here:

GEPDJT has yanked Brennan's security clearance.

saw it ZH, but i figured why link there?

Posted by: Iggy Pop at August 15, 2018 03:01 PM (/Dd+E)

163 Brennan had his clearance pulled.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (dNzKv)
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Long overdue. The day he left he should have been debriefed and the clearance yanked.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (JJZzu)

164 >>127
Ok, Brennan is done. How about Clapper and the rest of the assholes?

By done, you mean he's in handcuffs and leg irons?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (r9UYA)

165 Sweet! Brennan's clearance got yanked! Finally!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (k1TUh)

166 The intention to be offended.

Bring back dueling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

167 GEPDJT

God Emperor President DJT?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

168 I am pretty sure I can imagine what a "functional nine inch dildo" looks like - but what would a "non-functional 9 inch dildo" look like?

You guys are way over-thinking this. They wanted a real sex toy dildo on the cake. They did not want a dildo lookalike made of cake or whatever.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (9qZ3S)

169 How about a cake with the Jolly Green Giant's organ up Scardina's butt.

Posted by: NellieHam at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (zgX3V)

170 In my view, cake artists or tattoo artists or guys who customize cars are artists too and have a right to refuse certain commissions. They are not simply selling a cake, a tattoo or a paint job, but using their talents and expertise to create unique , one-of-a-kind works of art.
They shouldn't have to do commissions for anyone they don't wish to ....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (y8Foj)

171 Long overdue. The day he left he should have been debriefed and the clearance yanked.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (JJZzu)

I would recommend leaving his briefs on. He's an ugly sort of guy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (OYwKq)

172 In all seriousness this is WHY you don't have human rights commissions EVER. Once reasonable human rights have been achieved, they immediately go rogue, creating nothing but heartache and pain.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (ABH6n)

173 And my swamp cooler is leaking again, so I got that going for me. Sheesh.

Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (93aYF)

174 OT: they're all going to lose their clearances...

[PressSec] says Trump is expanding list of critics he's reviewing for security
clearance revocations: James Clapper, James Comey, Michael Hayden, Sally
Yates, Susan Rice, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce
Ohr

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/
1029802679181234177

Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (Evws/)

175 but what would a "non-functional 9 inch dildo" look like? "

Chuck Schumer?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (k1TUh)

176 156 I am pretty sure I can imagine what a "functional nine inch dildo" looks like - but what would a "non-functional 9 inch dildo" look like?

Horde? Over to you.
And an another note, this harassing attorney, Scardina, needs to be given a demonstrative, very public, beating in the street, a la Sonny in The Godfather. What an absolute A-Hole.
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 15, 2018 03:00 PM (mvvCm)

I think the idea is that it not only had to be a cake, but be able to be used as an actual dildo.

And knowing the kind of asshole freaks the "SEX IS EVERTHING" Left are, it probably actually had to be able to spooge.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

177 Monday night Rudy announces that Brennan was the architect of the coup attempt.

Wednesday Trump yanks his security clearance along with "reviewing" the security clearance for other senior members of the coup team.

I think we are approaching a tipping point.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (/tuJf)

178 I am pretty sure I can imagine what a "functional nine inch dildo" looks like - but what would a "non-functional 9 inch dildo" look like?

Made out of jello?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (OYwKq)

179 "considering Obama and his ilk LOVED trying to force
the Little Sisters of the Poor to fund abortion (or what they saw as
abortion).

A more kindly and reverential group could hardly be
found ... yet they chose them as a preferred target. "we will break you
(and Christendom) of your beliefs".

Posted by: illiniwek"
And yet, Catholics still vote and cooperate with the Dems and their bishops refuse to condemn them while Dems actively and openly work to destroy them. In return, thye won't even get the courtesy of being the last ones shot.

Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (MxEKc)

180 159: Jack, rhe only place Shep is passed off as a news person are bars where all the stoools are upside down. He's a news person like I'm the King of Darkness.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (KP5rU)

181 >>He's an ugly sort of guy.

Raisin faced turd muffin.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (r9UYA)

182 ***** Autumn's passion is helping others. Having recently lived through a period of tremendous personal change, her greatest satisfaction is in seeing others through difficult and emotional challenges and helping them thrive in spite of what can feel like overwhelming circumstance.*****
I'm guessing this involved the death of a cat or two. maybe three.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (dV8xT)

183 One less Obama-era communist with his security clearance yanked.

More, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (ptqGC)

184 This is straight up, persecution.

Plain and simple.

I know talk of violence is verboten but I simply do not see a way to avoid it.

While the SCOTUS vomits forth verdicts so narrow that they can only be seen by scanning electron microscopes the opposition is planning their next move, ON THE VERY SAME DAY THE DECISION WAS HANDED DOWN!!!!!!!

We are simply not voting our way out of this predicament.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (mv+Oj)

185 Pretty sure the other coup cucks clanners clearances will be pulled too soon.

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (LiyEm)

186 174 OT: they're all going to lose their clearances...

[PressSec] says Trump is expanding list of critics he's reviewing for security
clearance revocations: James Clapper, James Comey, Michael Hayden, Sally
Yates, Susan Rice, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce
Ohr

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/
1029802679181234177
Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (Evws/)

FINISH THEM!

Posted by: joncelli, Reviving Old Memes at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

187 I pray his GoFundMe is a bazillion times more successful than P. Stzork's.

Second thought..., I'm guessing GoFundMe is among the consortium of tech sites that will punish his WrongThink and block access if they haven't already.

Posted by: theATL at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (yFgwo)

188 i would have baked that cake. not saying what the "pink" stuff would have been. or, the blue.

I'm 100% certain the creepy lawyer chick would send the cake over to a lab the second she received it. Any adulteration of the cake and the baker gets hit with an attempted poisoning with hate crime modifier and loses his business license.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (9qZ3S)

189 170 In my view, cake artists or tattoo artists or guys who customize cars are artists too and have a right to refuse certain commissions. They are not simply selling a cake, a tattoo or a paint job, but using their talents and expertise to create unique , one-of-a-kind works of art.
They shouldn't have to do commissions for anyone they don't wish to ....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (y8Foj)

Yup, its like telling a writer he MUST write something.... or a Painter he MUST make a painting of this, in this way...

Note, he said he would sell them a cake, just not the customized cake they wanted.

Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (NgKpN)

190 i would have baked that cake. not saying what the "pink" stuff would have been. or, the blue.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 15, 2018 03:01 PM (KP5rU)
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Which is what a normal person would have done. Where this Autumn person deliberately told him what it represents just so he would decline and she could sue.

Even ambulance chasers don't create their own cases.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (JJZzu)

191 >>And what the hell happened to Colorado. It used to be a nice place.

See "The Blueprint: How the Democrats Won Colorado"
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybp46x2r

A group of four mega-donors decided to ignore the state Democratic establishment and start from scratch with a brand new, privatized political infrastructure. Of course they were aided by the new campaign finance reform laws, but what the "Gang of Four" (Rutt Bridges, Tim Gill, Jared Polis and Pat Stryker) did was replicate all of the essential functions of the Colorado Democratic Party-and added a few more for good measure.

From policy generation to leadership recruiting, coalition building to grassroots activation, the Gang of Four personally funded dozens of 501(c)(3), 501(c)(4) and 527 organizations that worked in perfect harmony to take down the Republican establishment and install left-leaning policymakers in its place.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (W+vEI)

192 177 Monday night Rudy announces that Brennan was the architect of the coup attempt.

Wednesday Trump yanks his security clearance along with "reviewing" the security clearance for other senior members of the coup team.

I think we are approaching a tipping point.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (/tuJf)

=============

You think TGE's about to start his counteroffensive? Timed for a possible (largely) not guilty finding in the Manafort trial?

Posted by: Jackal at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (OMeRI)

193 Would he be prosecuted if he refused to bake a cake with the (gasp) N-word written on it?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (9BLnV)

194 Just called the bakery - was hoping he could ship a cake, but he said that he had tried it a few times and it never worked.

So I told him that lots of people are supporting him. He said that he has gotten a lot of calls telling him that!

http://masterpiececakes.com

The shop's phone number and email address are on there.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (uDcBt)

195 Bring back dueling.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2018 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

Dueling wreaked havoc among our officer corps. Naval hero of the Barbary wars, Stephen Decatur, was killed in a duel, so were many others. Dueling has a tendency to kill off the very people you don't want dead.

Posted by: troyriser at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (Um8ak)

196 coup cucks clanners

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (LiyEm)

I like that. Clever.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (OYwKq)

197 >>Jack, rhe only place Shep is passed off as a news person are bars where all the stoools are upside down. He's a news person like I'm the King of Darkness.

He literally knows nothing about what the coup plotters were doing to get Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (/tuJf)

198 174 OT: they're all going to lose their clearances...

[PressSec] says Trump is expanding list of critics he's reviewing for security
clearance revocations: James Clapper, James Comey, Michael Hayden, Sally
Yates, Susan Rice, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce
Ohr

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/
1029802679181234177
Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (Evws/)

FINISH THEM!

Posted by: joncelli, Reviving Old Memes at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

Pull em all

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 03:06 PM (M+Lyo)

199 112 Are tattoo artists allowed to refuse certain requests?
--

Hah
Just imagine coercing a reluctant tattoo artist to work on you.
You sign those waivers for a reason

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 03:06 PM (EGSGm)

200 >>You think TGE's about to start his counteroffensive? Timed for a possible (largely) not guilty finding in the Manafort trial?

Or an election.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

201 173 And my swamp cooler is leaking again, so I got that going for me. Sheesh.
Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (93aYF)

My Grandfather in El Paso seemed to always be on the roof fixing his. (One of my most pervasive memories was of being on the roof with him in the morning during the summer when we would visit.)

He took a very Zen approach to it, but then, he was a pretty relaxed guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2018 03:07 PM (ycWCI)

202 "I'm 100% certain the creepy lawyer chick would send the cake over to a
lab the second she received it. Any adulteration of the cake and the
baker gets hit with an attempted poisoning with hate crime modifier and
loses his business license."
I wouldn't use poison or biological substances. Just add a ton of salt or something to make it taste bad. I'd also fuck up the artwork, and charge them double.

Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 03:07 PM (eAZVt)

203 I have just one question for liberals who want to destroy this man. Would they feel the same way if the baker was an African American man and someone from the KKK asked him to bake a cake for the Grand Wizard's birthday??? Somehow I think they would be A-OK with the baker denying the order under those circumstances (as he should absolutely be able to do). You can't force an artist to create art that goes against their own personal beliefs. This order was clearly a setup and I hope the Supreme Court slaps Colorado down hard.

Posted by: Doug at August 15, 2018 03:07 PM (IKANl)

204 200 >>You think TGE's about to start his counteroffensive? Timed for a possible (largely) not guilty finding in the Manafort trial?

Or an election.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

================

Or that, too. He's gotta strike first, before Muller can drop his inevitable October Suprise.

Posted by: Jackal at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (OMeRI)

205 We are simply not voting our way out of this predicament. "

Now Kreplach, in this particular case, we already have. Justice Kennedy was the reason there was not a more decisive decision the first time this came to the Court. Kennedy spent his entire career on the Court pushing the Gay Rights legal agenda. He wanted it, he couldn't possible admit at the end that he could be wrong, so he was able to force the 4 conservatives to go along with his namby pamby punt of the issue. Which is why this is happening today.

But very soon, Kennedy is gone, Kavanaugh is in, and these weak decisions caused by a vacillating old man will be things of the past.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)

206 87 For people who thought the gay marriage stuff was really about love, this is what the real goal was.

Persecuting Christians.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (UfkIY)

Not even that. The real goal was to gain attention, and to force normal people to pretend that they're normal too. Persecuting Christians is just one facet of the program.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (5tT0F)

207 No different than a sears photographer.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 02:57 PM (shMPn)

There are differences. The Sears customers can't come in and demand custom shoots, with rainbow flag backgrounds and humping each other on camera and doing whatever they want. It's not freelance per se. They get specific backgrounds and pose styles. Don't want those? Book a freelance photog who will give you exactly what you want.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (hvf9s)

208 Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (W+vEI)

And don't forget Tom Styer. Scum bag on a Soros level.

Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (93aYF)

209 >> i would have baked that cake. not saying what the "pink" stuff would have been. or, the blue.

I think a lot of people would have done that.

This guy has just endured a long trial, activists and MSM hate, won his case...only to have the same damn people demanding he bend a knee to their new demands. F#$@ that. I'm glad he's fighting back.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (W+vEI)

210 88 Not transgender, just an a$$hole attny looking for a lawsuit:

https://www.scardinalaw.com/About/ Autumn-Scardina.shtml

They have a phone number and an email, shall we start bombarding it?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (ujg0T)

211
Raisin faced turd muffin.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (r9UYA)

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OK, what's that a euphemism for?

on second thought, nevermind...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (oGRue)

212 I think we are approaching a tipping point.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:03 PM (/tuJf)
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If those people are not actively working in a classified capacity, there's no reason for them to have a clearance.

Tip 'em like they're on Guam.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:09 PM (JJZzu)

213 205 But very soon, Kennedy is gone, Kavanaugh is in, and these weak decisions caused by a vacillating old man will be things of the past.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)

Until "Nice Irish Adoptees you've got, shame if something were to happen to them" Roberts goes full squish to "maintain the balance".

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:09 PM (UnA8+)

214 Dueling wreaked havoc among our officer corps. Naval hero of the Barbary wars, Stephen Decatur, was killed in a duel, so were many others. Dueling has a tendency to kill off the very people you don't want dead.
Posted by: troyriser at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (Um8ak)

Granted. However, it was also part of an institutionalized system of courtesy within the culture. It made some (not all obviously) at least think before they said any asinine thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2018 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

215 Which is what a normal person would have done. Where this Autumn person deliberately told him what it represents just so he would decline and she could sue.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (JJZzu)

That's what I tried to say earlier. You said it better.

I can call the Kroger Bakery right now and simply order a pink cake with blue icing ... and the most religious person that isn't going to object.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 03:09 PM (fiGNd)

216 Prosecuting again proves the original bias. There can never be a non biased prosecution of this bakery by this state.

Posted by: beny benson at August 15, 2018 03:09 PM (qABZA)

217 ...Trump is expanding list of critics he's reviewing for security clearance revocations: James Clapper, James Comey, Michael Hayden, Sally Yates, Susan Rice, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr....

See, fake news right there. SHS did not say that the President was reviewing a "list of critics." Those are the writers BS words.

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (weV3+)

218 Fvcking evil! Just unmitigated evil. I am so pissed off about this. I hate these monsters!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (xPJvm)

219 "Book a freelance photog who will give you exactly what you want."
AKA, a pornographer.

Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (eAZVt)

220 Sweet! Brennan's clearance got yanked! Finally!!!

I'm exhausted.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (vtcmf)

221 Yeah he is just striking back at and trying to silence critics...

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (LiyEm)

222 I think Jack Phillips needs to move to another state. The Colorado Civil Rights Commission sounds nuts and "Autumn" sound like he/she is possessed by something evil

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (AllCR)

223 210 88 Not transgender, just an a$$hole attny looking for a lawsuit:

https://www.scardinalaw.com/About/ Autumn-Scardina.shtml

They have a phone number and an email, shall we start bombarding it?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (ujg0T)

Holy Crapmonkeys.

Xhe looks like a literal demon, spawned from Hell.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:11 PM (UnA8+)

224 Not transgender, just an a$$hole attny looking for a lawsuit

Embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 03:11 PM (weV3+)

225 We are simply not voting our way out of this predicament.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 15, 2018 03:04 PM

Does that mean you're not voting this November?

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 03:11 PM (EzdLW)

226 disparate impact and actual malice are today's key phrases

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 03:11 PM (GoLZO)

227 Not transgender, just an a$$hole attny looking for a lawsuit

Embrace the power of "and"

That's a man, baby

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 03:11 PM (weV3+)

228 Dueling wreaked havoc among our officer corps. Naval hero of the Barbary wars, Stephen Decatur, was killed in a duel, so were many others. Dueling has a tendency to kill off the very people you don't want dead.
Posted by: troyriser at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (Um8ak)

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the people we don't want dead tend to have the weapon skills.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 03:11 PM (oGRue)

229 @205

Whatever.

I will believe we get a sweeping, decisive SCOTUS decision when I see it, meanwhile a Christian is being tormented by disgusting, vile and inhuman scum.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 15, 2018 03:12 PM (mv+Oj)

230 Why are people allowed to harass others like this? Isn't there a law against this?

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2018 03:12 PM (4HMW8)

231 The Colorado Civil Rights Commission has seven members. At least four of the commissioners are members of groups who have been or might be discriminated against because of disability, race, creed, color, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, marital status, religion, or age.

That seems fair.

Posted by: Jolo at August 15, 2018 03:13 PM (WrMOC)

232 >>> Having recently lived through a period of tremendous personal change, her greatest satisfaction is in seeing others through difficult and emotional challenges and helping them thrive in spite of what can feel like overwhelming circumstance.

If that was really Xer greatest satisfaction, Xhe would not be harrassing a humble Christian baker with overwhelming nuisance lawsuits.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 03:13 PM (hvf9s)

233 The Triangular face, the deep, sunken eyes....

forget Transgender, that thing's not even human.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

234 Rutt Bridges, Tim Gill, Jared Polis and Pat Stryker

What a sorry crew. Two flaming fruits, and an heiress who hasn't done shit on her own in her life.

Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:13 PM (5tT0F)

235 222 I think Jack Phillips needs to move to another state. The Colorado Civil Rights Commission sounds nuts and "Autumn" sound like he/she is possessed by something evil
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (AllCR)

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screw that.

he lives where he fcuking wants to live and bakes the cakes be fcuking wants to bake.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 03:13 PM (oGRue)

236 They are practicing lawfare....break the defendant by keeping them in court...

just
like
Mueller

this tactic needs to result in hanging

Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (Y274z)

237
The baker should just put icing on a pile of dung and tell him it's transitioning into a cake

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (10vO4)

238 Why are people allowed to harass others like this? Isn't there a law against this?

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2018 03:12 PM (4HMW

Laws are just words on paper.

Power - who holds it - and how they choose to use it - is all that matters.

Those with the Power in Colorado don't give a damn about your Laws.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (fiGNd)

239 little remembered reason that dueling was so popular among the nobility in the middle ages - dueling makes a great deal of sense when you know your alternative is to go in front of a completely corrupt clergyman who hates you. Better to take your chances with your own hand - but the abuses were horrific. Back in the day it was fairly common for young, strong men with a sword and no money to pick a fight with some older, physically unfit nobleman and challenge him to a duel, with the expectation that he would choose to pay his challenger to go away rather than get killed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (k1TUh)

240 >>I think we are approaching a tipping point.

Woohooo!
There has to be more than just the firings and "resignations." I'm glad they're cleaning house, but....more, please.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (W+vEI)

241 I am beginning to hate to hate CO. I grew up here and lived here most of my life (minus time in the USN). They are forcing me to consider leaving my home. Sad.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (0OmEj)

242 Butt Ridges?

Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (eAZVt)

243 Brennan's face looks like he's never enjoyed one happy day in his miserable life.

Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (dI3/S)

244 Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 15, 2018 03:13 PM (oGRue)

Of course he does. I'm just saying that the repeated lawfare might not be worth it. He's the one who has to pay the bills.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 03:15 PM (AllCR)

245 222 I think Jack Phillips needs to move to another state. The Colorado Civil Rights Commission sounds nuts and "Autumn" sound like he/she is possessed by something evil
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 03:10 PM (AllCR)

I'm going to keep saying it.

"Autumn" looks like a literal fire-and-brimstone Demon.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:15 PM (UnA8+)

246 >>Embrace the power of "and"

That's a man, baby

Ugh, really?
I don't want to look closer.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:15 PM (W+vEI)

247 make subaru build a straight car, like say an Excursion

Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 03:16 PM (nFwvY)

248 Brennan better get a move on setting up his GoFundMe account. Progressives are being drained by McCabe and Strzok and there's only so much batshit crazy money to go around.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:16 PM (/tuJf)

249 @222

It doesn't matter where he moves the powers arrayed against him are doing what they are doing it for malicious purposes.

It's the same way fags were looking to get marriage licenses in some nowhere town in Missouri.

This is a well thought out well financed operation to advance a satanic agenda.

As Hooper say's, This is no boating accident.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 15, 2018 03:16 PM (mv+Oj)

250 Ok, Brennan is done. How about Clapper and the rest of the assholes?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 02:55 PM (dNzKv)

They are likely coming along. With the latest stuff coming out it is impossible for even the usual GOPers to feign outrage over firing these people. For example, I didn't hear one thing when Strzok was fired from Flake or Corker or the rest. I think Trump is moving into the all-clear where he can start really taking steps without screams from his (ostensible) own side.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

251 230 Why are people allowed to harass others like this? Isn't there a law against this?
Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2018 03:12 PM (4HMW

************
Prosecutorial misconduct can be sued on....how much $ do you have?

Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2018 03:16 PM (Y274z)

252 A lot of these gheys sure do admire Satan.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (vtcmf)

253 "Autumn" looks like a literal fire-and-brimstone Demon. posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:15 PM (UnA8+)

Couldn't access the picture. It said "Not available"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (AllCR)

254 >>> The baker should just put icing on a pile of dung and tell him it's transitioning into a cake
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (10vO4)

"This $20 one layer cake in my shop identifies as a three tier wedding cake. That will be $250 please!"

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (hvf9s)

255 And doesn't Adams County, Colorado have better things to waste taxpayers' money on than BS frivolous lawsuits like this?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (uDcBt)

256 Also when you sue the state you are time barred and have to beg the state for permission to sue them.

The state has lots of cut-outs to exploit.

Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (Y274z)

257 It's a commission. Fire any and all who work there. Burn the offices to kill the disease vector causing the insanity. Hire fresh commissioners.I

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Got the order wrong, sport.

Burn the office then fire the survivors.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (uG9WG)

258 208 Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:05 PM (W+vEI)

And don't forget Tom Styer. Scum bag on a Soros level.
Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (93aYF)

This. I detest him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (5tT0F)

259 I wish Autumn or one of these other whacko activists would sue Bill Kristol to host their gay wedding on a cruise liner.

Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (EzdLW)

260 Lena Dunham has posted new nude photos of herself to celebrate her 9 months post-hysterectomy. -breitbart.com

Ice pick in the eye or Lena Dunham nude photos?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (r9UYA)

261 Autumn's not a hard person to find. Has her own law office in Denver.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (fiGNd)

262 253 Couldn't access the picture. It said "Not available"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (AllCR)

Yeah, you have to go to the main "About" page and then click on their name.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (UnA8+)

263 For example, I didn't hear one thing when Strzok was fired from Flake or Corker or the rest."

I did see one belch from Flake about how mean Trump was to say bad thing about Assaroma, or something like that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (k1TUh)

264 Shemp is so poorly informed it's a joke that he is passed off as a serious news person.
========

Meh, I just use the job to score cock.

Posted by: Shep! at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (vg8iE)

265 213 205 But very soon, Kennedy is gone, Kavanaugh is in, and these weak decisions caused by a vacillating old man will be things of the past.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (k1TUh)

Until "Nice Irish Adoptees you've got, shame if something were to happen to them" Roberts goes full squish to "maintain the balance".
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:09 PM (UnA8+)

I know people like to push that conspiracy. But I personally doubt that Justice Roberts has enough of a spine that it would take some threat of blackmail like that to get him to flip. He's just a weak little pussy that didn't want to have SCOTUS called racist for correctly ruling on Obamacare.

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (zRwJ/)

266 Fen, here ya go:

https://www.scardinalaw.com/About/Autumn-Scardina.shtml

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (uDcBt)

267 make subaru build a straight car, like say an Excursion

Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 03:16 PM (nFwvY)

Currently selling the Ascent, an 8 seat SUV

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (weV3+)

268 ANIMUS SIGHTED!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (AcZtS)

269 @255

It's not their money, and the people of the county seem to not give a shit.

One of the things the left is good at is getting the taxpayers to foot their bills and dole out the walking around money.

Posted by: Kreplach at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (mv+Oj)

270 260 Lena Dunham has posted new nude photos of herself to celebrate her 9 months post-hysterectomy. -breitbart.com

Ice pick in the eye or Lena Dunham nude photos?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (r9UYA)

Lena's uterus hated her so much that it forced an escape from her body.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (UnA8+)

271 Isn't Colorado facing a problem of the pot edibles people sell are not subject to FDA rules, so people are getting sick from them due to contamination or bad cooking practices? Seriously, your state has a LOT more to worry about than Christian bakers, guys!

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (hvf9s)

272 Can Obama's clearance be revoked? Is that a thing?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018

Did he ever actually have one?

Posted by: Joe Mama at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM (Nh7gw)

273 I can call the Kroger Bakery right now and simply order a pink cake with blue icing ... and the most religious person that isn't going to object.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 03:09 PM (fiGNd)
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And I'll bet there are a lot of cakes ordered with pink and blue because of baby showers.

So, just Autumn being malicious.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM (JJZzu)

274 241 I am beginning to hate CO. I grew up here and lived here most of my life (minus time in the USN). They are forcing me to consider leaving my home. Sad.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (0OmEj)

I hear you, my brother. It's exactly how I feel about California.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM (5tT0F)

275 Fen, here ya go:

https://www.scardinalaw.com/About/Autumn-Scardina.shtml
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (uDcBt)
+++++++
Ugh. A divorce lawyer to boot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM (I2dne)

276 270 260 Lena Dunham has posted new nude photos of herself to celebrate her 9 months post-hysterectomy. -breitbart.com

Ice pick in the eye or Lena Dunham nude photos?

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (r9UYA)

Lena's uterus hated her so much that it forced an escape from her body.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (UnA8+)

Old and busted - Toys R Us

New hotness - Utes R Us

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM (G4W16)

277 **** Trump is expanding list of critics he's reviewing for security clearance revocations *****
Such a nice dodge. rolls of the tongue so much gentler than "list of people who actively and covertly used the power of government to create false accusations, and thwart the outcome of an election"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 15, 2018 03:20 PM (dV8xT)

278 12 He should just stop making custom cakes.....
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 15, 2018 02:41 PM (JKNZq)
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Artists should just stop painting if the State doesn't like what they do?
Writers should stop writing?
We should all stop speaking?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 15, 2018 03:20 PM (0jtPF)

279 266 Fen, here ya go:

https://www.scardinalaw.com/About/Autumn-Scardina.shtml
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (uDcBt)

Seriously, this bitch does need to be stalked.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 03:20 PM (ujg0T)

280 I am beginning to hate CO. I grew up here and lived here most of my life (minus time in the USN). They are forcing me to consider leaving my home. Sad.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (0OmEj)

I hear you, my brother. It's exactly how I feel about California.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM (5tT0F)

That's no coincidence.

Posted by: Californians, Invading Colorado at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (AcZtS)

281 I would bake the cake appropriate for a transgender celebration.

Hand the customer a twinkie and tell them I and the twinkie both believe it is a pink cake with blue frosting.

Don't say otherwise because that would be transphobic.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (NmR1a)

282 I don't think Autumn looks that bad, but her actions certainly are. Looks better than the transgender running for Governor-in VT, is it?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (AllCR)

283 89 If I were the baker, I'd make any cake requested. I'd just ensure that cakes that offended my beliefs offended the taste buds.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at August 15, 2018 02:50 PM (ppBhU)

Finally, a real use for Carolina Reapers.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (di1hb)

284
Custom cakes $2,500,000.00

Might take some wind out of the sails of the preverts.

Posted by: Randy Jackson at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (LOgQ4)

285 268 ANIMUS SIGHTED!
Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 03:18 PM (AcZtS)

From Animas Canyon...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (G4W16)

286 OT CONGRESS needs to pass a law that revokes security clearances at time of separation.

sheesh

Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (Y274z)

287 Progressives are being drained by McCabe and Strzok and there's only so much batshit crazy money to go around.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:16 PM (/tuJf
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I don't know, Jack. Sadly there seems to be plenty to go around.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (JJZzu)

288 >>Currently selling the Ascent, an 8 seat SUV

'...and the lipstick said,
'Roll Over! Roll Over!
So they all rolled over,
and one fell out...'

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (kT7UC)

289 So, just Autumn being malicious.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM (JJZzu)

Yep ... same with the Gay Wedding Cake.

It's just a fucking wedding cake with a different topper. Damnit - there's gotta' be a website out there that will sell you a Two Gay Dude's in Tuxedos topper.

I don't begrudge those people a wedding cake, if that's what they want. Just quit being dickheads about it.

And no ... no cake shop owes me a cake shaped like a damn gun either.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (fiGNd)

290 282 I don't think Autumn looks that bad, but her actions certainly are. Looks better than the transgender running for Governor-in VT, is it?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (AllCR)

I still think it would have been more interesting had the 14 year old that was running had beat the tranny.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (UnA8+)

291 If we had a Republican AG, wouldn't he be bringing up the Colorado Civil Rights Commission on federal civil rights charges?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (eSx+E)

292 243 Brennan's face looks like he's never enjoyed one happy day in his miserable life.
Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2018 03:14 PM (dI3/S)

Oh, he's enjoyed things, just the WRONG things.

Posted by: joncelli, Reviving Old Memes at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

293 284
Custom cakes $2,500,000.00

Might take some wind out of the sails of the preverts.
Posted by: Randy Jackson at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (LOgQ4)

Just agree. Never bake it, never cash the check and when they come to get it "sorry, we never got that order."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (G4W16)

294
Yup, its like telling a writer he MUST write something.... or a Painter he MUST make a painting of this, in this way...

That's not far off, if it isn't here already.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (IqV8l)

295 284

Custom cakes $2,500,000.00

Might take some wind out of the sails of the preverts.

Posted by: Randy Jackson at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (LOgQ4)

Custom cakes require a custom price.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (8iiMU)

296 Forced to bake dildo cakes by the government, parents having their children taken by the state to carry out gender reassignment, speech codes forcing you to call someone a pronoun, GLSEN teaching school kids fisting seminars.

I can remember the Gabe Malor types telling me I was on the wrong side of history. Look at the f*cked up world you've got for yourself and tell me who the f*ck is on the wrong side of history.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (+ypLs)

297 That's no coincidence.
Posted by: Californians, Invading Colorado at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (AcZtS)
++++++++
It's getting old, that's for sure. We barely survived when they did their mass migration during the telecoms boom in the late '90s.

Also, these Silicon Valley types are supposed to be brilliant masters of the universe. Yet, so many of them stick out like a sore thumb. I see at least two (record is eight) cars on my commute where they put the stickers at the *top* of license plate, against any sense - like looking at the license plate - or reading comprehension. Or even visual comprehension at all. They put a damn picture of proper tag placement on the envelope when they give you the stickers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (I2dne)

298 >> Damnit - there's gotta' be a website out there that will sell you a Two Gay Dude's in Tuxedos topper.

WeddingTopperBottoms dot com

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (kT7UC)

299 292
Oh, he's enjoyed things, just the WRONG things.
Posted by: joncelli, Reviving Old Memes at August 15, 2018 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

Torturing kittens and then keeping his dead mother's corpse in the fruit cellar.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (G4W16)

300 Posted by: Californians, Invading Colorado at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (AcZtS)

Should read: "Northeastern Liberals, Having Ruined California, Are Now Moving On to Another Host."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (5tT0F)

301 Leftists never call it a day, either win or lose they still come at you full force.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 03:24 PM (lxZ71)

302 New hotness - Utes R Us
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM

Except for certain enclaves in Provo, this is Utah.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2018 03:24 PM (ctuyM)

303 Just had a look at the sidebar for the first time today. So we SHOULD put our dicks in crazy? I'm so confused...

Posted by: joncelli, Reviving Old Memes at August 15, 2018 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

304 Oh. . . hi. . . I was wondering if you could make a cake in the shape of a barrel?

*click*

Hello? Hello? Are you there?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 03:24 PM (vbJig)

305 >>I am beginning to hate CO. I grew up here and lived here most of my life (minus time in the USN). They are forcing me to consider leaving my home. Sad.

Yup. I left last year. Kills me to see how much it's been destroyed by progressive locusts.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (W+vEI)

306 Custom cakes require a custom price.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (8iiMU)

--

Conscience-violation /poor taste disclaimer charge

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (EGSGm)

307 >>I don't know, Jack. Sadly there seems to be plenty to go around.

Sadly I think you are right. It will be interesting to see who steps up to support Brennan. This coup went all the way to Obama and it will be interesting to see if they hold the line at Brennan or someone gives Obama up.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (/tuJf)

308 260 Lena Dunham has posted new nude photos of herself to celebrate her 9 months post-hysterectomy. -breitbart.com

Yeah I saw that (and cannot unsee.) Actual quote from Lena:

"My friend Paul named my uterus Judy, and when she was being uppity we called her out, hence the tattoo on my ribs, which hurt like fuck even through the pain meds: #RIPJudy. Today I give thanks for Judy, for her graceful exit and for this body, which is stronger than I've ever given it credit for. Happy Giving Birth To Myself Day."

I worry I'll never have kids, so I feel her loss on that. But girl, stop setting yourself up as an easy feminist punchline! Seriously. It reads like satire.

Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (hvf9s)

309 You know, he'll make the cake for you. You just aren't willing to pay enough.

Posted by: Satan at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (vbJig)

310 300 Posted by: Californians, Invading Colorado at August 15, 2018 03:21 PM (AcZtS)

Should read: "Northeastern Liberals, Having Ruined California, Are Now Moving On to Another Host."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (5tT0F)

So on Passover, the 11th Plague, "Momzers nach Park Slope." Right after "makkes b'choros."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (G4W16)

311 So, just Autumn being malicious.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:19 PM (JJZzu)

Precisely. She is drumming up some business in a particular community and at the same time getting her smug on.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

312 I can remember the Gabe Malor types telling me I was on the wrong side of history. Look at the f*cked up world you've got for yourself and tell me who the f*ck is on the wrong side of history.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 03:23 PM (+ypLs)

Perversion ascendant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (5tT0F)

313 And we have another Kennedy in the State Department (friend of Hillary) who has dirty fingerprints all over Spygate or WTF we are calling it.

What a pain in the ass that clan is! Speaking of which, is Juan McLame still consuming undeserved air?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (5hjW2)

314 255 And doesn't Adams County, Colorado have better things to waste taxpayers' money on than BS frivolous lawsuits like this?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 15, 2018 03:17 PM (uDcBt)

Nothing is better than pandering and virtue signaling.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 15, 2018 03:26 PM (di1hb)

315 "Torturing kittens and then keeping his dead mother's corpse in the fruit cellar."
Don't forget child molestation!

Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 03:26 PM (eAZVt)

316 I asked that guy to make me a cake with Satan ass raping Trump.
Bastard refused!

Posted by: Peter ~~Strozk~~ Smith at August 15, 2018 03:27 PM (xBSm0)

317 I would open up Muhammad's Favorite Bakery, not a chance a Leftist would ever come at you to make a cake for their pet programs.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 03:27 PM (lxZ71)

318 I moved to Colorado thinking the state wouldn't go any more full retard.

Whoops.

Looks like I'll have to move again. I just want to move somewhere with beautiful mountains, a temperate climate and a Trumpian populace. Is that too fucking much to ask?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:27 PM (+dsLj)

319 Hey, Lena. Look at the bright side. A hysterectomy is just like a permanent abortion.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at August 15, 2018 03:27 PM (vbJig)

320 Is there a Betty Croc -er joke in here, yet?

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:27 PM (kT7UC)

321 Yup. I left last year. Kills me to see how much it's been destroyed by progressive locusts.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:25 PM (W+vEI)

The troubling part is that even once the liberal locusts move on, the host never recovers. The liberals are like herpes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:27 PM (5tT0F)

322
When the come for the cake, hand him 5 pounds of sugar, 5 pounds of butter, food coloring and a dozen eggs in a box:

"Your Custom Cake" *some assembly required. Oh, provide Ikea-like instructions with a tiny allen wrench.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:27 PM (G4W16)

323
I can remember the Gabe Malor types telling me I was on the wrong side of history

***

Ah yes, I remember the long ago days...of 2012...where the Malor types were telling me that the world of 2018 - would never, ever happen...it was just my own wackoo bird imagination. Its all about like...love...man!

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2018 03:28 PM (eSx+E)

324 Soooo many miles of road to be paved.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2018 03:28 PM (9Om/r)

325 Looks like I'll have to move again. I just want to move somewhere with beautiful mountains, a temperate climate and a Trumpian populace. Is that too fucking much to ask?"

If you'll just let go of the bit about beautiful mountains and a temperate climate, Texas is great!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 03:28 PM (k1TUh)

326 Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 03:08 PM (hvf9s)

That's what I meant in response to CT saying the baker no longer has artistic control when he opens a shop.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (shMPn)

327 Its all about like...love...man!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2018 03:28 PM (eSx+E)

It's not "love." It's perversion.

Totally different.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (5tT0F)

328 >>"Your Custom Cake" *some assembly required. Oh, provide Ikea-like instructions with a tiny allen wrench.

The good thing about an Ikea Cake is it doesn't matter if your mixer is on 'Reverse'.

Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (kT7UC)

329
Fair trade:

Custom homo/tranny cake but the price is $5,000 money order made out to the N.R.A.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (G4W16)

330 308 ...But Girl... Seriously. It reads like satire.

You misspelled sewage barge bilge.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (5hjW2)

331 "301 Leftists never call it a day, either win or lose they still come at you full force."

They'll never stop. They'll never accept life as citizens in a constitutional republic. That's why I remain convinced we're ultimately headed for serious, widespread violence.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (HiLJ1)

332 I'm sure the Founding Fathers, when writing the Constitution, were thinking, "Thou Shalt Bake A Dildo of Flour and Sugar for the Asking Because Only Free People Can Dine on Baked Dildo."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (6eEQ+)

333 Remember when SHS came out and said that Trump was considering pulling the clearnaces, and Paul Ryan came out and said "he's just trolling people?"

Yeah.

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (weV3+)

334 The complaint was signed by one Aubrey Elenis, Esq., Director, Colorado Civil Rights Commission.

If you look up her information, you duscover that she obtained a BS degree in biology from U of Denver before enrolling in law school at the same school.

Biology. In principle, she should know better.

Maybe like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has a degree in economics.

A couple of college diplomas suitable for asswipe.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 15, 2018 03:29 PM (nfvfi)

335 323
I can remember the Gabe Malor types telling me I was on the wrong side of history

***

Ah yes, I remember the long ago days...of 2012...where the Malor types were telling me that the world of 2018 - would never, ever happen...it was just my own wackoo bird imagination. Its all about like...love...man!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2018 03:28 PM (eSx+E)

Allah-putz-dit and Doughboy Morrissey banned me from Warm Flatus for using the word "revolution" after Obamacare was passed.

Screw them in particular.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:30 PM (G4W16)

336 I would open up Muhammad's Favorite Bakery, not a chance a Leftist would ever come at you to make a cake for their pet programs.
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 03:27 PM (lxZ71)

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But then you'd be asked to make jihad cakes. There's no way to win.

If/when my kids ever get married, looks like I'll be baking their cakes because there won't be any bakeries left.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:30 PM (JJZzu)

337 ""I can remember the Gabe Malor types telling me I was on the wrong side of history""

There is only one side of history. The side that gets fed up with assholes fucking with their free space until you go Carthage on them. Its the one constant in history.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2018 03:30 PM (9Om/r)

338 If you'll just let go of the bit about beautiful mountains and a temperate climate, Texas is great!

*********************

*face palm*

I had a friend who came very close to moving to Houston before getting a career opportunity in North Carolina. He said he never envisioned a world where he could actually step outside during the summer in August and not want to kill himself.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:31 PM (+dsLj)

339 "And with your custom cake comes a free bonus cake that reads, 'Degenerates of the World, Unite!' Here ya go."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:31 PM (5tT0F)

340 Do any of the more reasonable homosexuals have any problems with these militants making gays look bad? What ever happened to live and let live?

Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 03:31 PM (eAZVt)

341 339 "And with your custom cake comes a free bonus cake that reads, 'Degenerates of the World, Unite!' Here ya go."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:31 PM (5tT0F)

And a third one that says "You're Going To Hell", absolutely free of charge!

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (UnA8+)

342
Autumn Scardina's legal career began in 2004 when she graduated at the top 25% of her class from the University of Southern California Law School. After graduation, she went to work as an associate with a litigation boutique in Los Angeles named Epstein, Turner Weiss, P.C. Autumn Scardina | Scardina Family Law | Denver, Colorado

www.scardinalaw.com/
About/Autumn-Scardina.shtml

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (oVJmc)

343 Why don't these gays get creative go to the big boys with their lawsuit. That's hwere the real money is.

Ask General Motors to make a gay car.

Ask Microsoft to make a gay computer program.

Ask Disney to make a gay tv show.

Ask Coca Cola to make a gay soft drink.

And when they say no. . . oh, wait. . .

Posted by: Anita Bryant at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (vbJig)

344 nood omorosa...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (8D42x)

345 If/when my kids ever get married, looks like I'll be baking their cakes because there won't be any bakeries left.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:30 PM

The Horde stands ever ready to HordeSource(tm) recipes, and most especially, decorating ideas, when that time comes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (ctuyM)

346 Ah yes, I remember the long ago days...of 2012...where the Malor types were telling me that the world of 2018 - would never, ever happen...it was just my own wackoo bird imagination. Its all about like...love...man!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2018 03:28 PM (eSx+E)

When the sensations in the prostate override rational thought.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (ujg0T)

347 340 Do any of the more reasonable homosexuals have any problems with these militants making gays look bad? What ever happened to live and let live?

Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 03:31 PM (eAZVt)

Probably, but you'll never hear about them, because if they exist, they're likely trying to avoid politics.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (UnA8+)

348
I seem to recall some morning thread where 'the Gabe' trolled the ever living shit out of us. The response was pretty epic. I think 'the other McCain' linked to the comments.

Gabe pretty much disappeared shortly after.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (LOgQ4)

349 Do any of the more reasonable homosexuals have any problems with these militants making gays look bad?

Yes, they do.

This persecution nonsense is counterproductive.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)

350 What ever happened to live and let live?

***

It was, never, ever, part of the plan.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (eSx+E)

351 342
Autumn Scardina's legal career began in 2004 when she graduated at the top 25% of her class from the University of Southern California Law School. After graduation, she went to work as an associate with a litigation boutique in Los Angeles named Epstein, Turner Weiss, P.C. Autumn Scardina | Scardina Family Law | Denver, Colorado

www.scardinalaw.com/
About/Autumn-Scardina.shtml
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (oVJmc)

"Litigation Boutique"?

This is how you know they are WAY TOO MANY fucking lawyers.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (UnA8+)

352 To clarify, we are now considering TS clearances being revoked a win in lieu of serious prison time? Because, I do not consider this a win.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (r9UYA)

353 Oh Duncanthrax, you know I know better than that.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (JJZzu)

354 Allah-putz-dit and Doughboy Morrissey banned me from Warm Flatus for using the word "revolution" after Obamacare was passed.

Screw them in particular.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:30 PM (G4W16)

---------------

You're in good company. Those phuchs banned me for being insufficiently supportive of Mittens, aka pointing out his myriad of flaws as a candidate.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (I16G8)

355 333 Remember when SHS came out and said that Trump was considering pulling the clearnaces, and Paul Ryan came out and said "he's just trolling people?"
______________________________________

You speak as if this Ryan fellow is someone I should concern myself with.

Posted by: His Two-Scoopness at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (vbJig)

356 352 To clarify, we are now considering TS clearances being revoked a win in lieu of serious prison time? Because, I do not consider this a win.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (r9UYA)

No Lampposts.
No Rope.
No Win.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (UnA8+)

357 Yes, they do.

This persecution nonsense is counterproductive.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (fuK7c)
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I agree. There are plenty of non-militant gay people who just want to live and let live. It's most unfair to tar everyone because of the bad actions of some.

Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (JJZzu)

358 Lets not forget that the CO legislature deserves a lot of blame for this shit too. CO has been overrun with locusts from CA and NY who are abandoning the shitty States they created. And CO is a low population State. It doesn't take many of these asshole tpo screw up the legislature. Here they have create this bogus civil rights commission who have made these sickos "protected specie" which is almost a free pass to litigation.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (mpXpK)

359
Process is the punishment. I imagine the baker will prevail. But this just shows what f'ing intolerant commies the Leftists are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (r+sAi)

360 If I didn't know better I'd say all these requests to the baker are made in order to set him up.

Posted by: steve walsh at August 15, 2018 03:40 PM (yMQGD)

361 Also the CO civil rights commission has seven members of which only one is a Republican two are "unaffiliated" and the rest are Democrats.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (mpXpK)

362 348
I seem to recall some morning thread where 'the Gabe' trolled the ever living shit out of us. The response was pretty epic. I think 'the other McCain' linked to the comments.

Gabe pretty much disappeared shortly after.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (LOgQ4)

Recent tweets of his indicate that The Rule Of The Anus still overrides The Rule Of Law to him.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (ujg0T)

363 The thing that gets me is that many run-of-the-mill leftish peeps don't like this stuff. I know a couple of kneejerk "liberals" in CO who are on the baker's side.

Sure, they think he is retarded for being a Bible-believing Christian and at least marginally hatey for not embracing gay "marriage." But they do see this as unacceptable harassment by the State.

Yet .....

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (0jtPF)

364 Ask General Motors to make a gay car.
>> I am sure they have us covered already. The Aveo was pretty awful and looked the part.

Ask Microsoft to make a gay computer program.
>> Microsoft Bob.

Ask Disney to make a gay tv show.
>> Pick one.

Ask Coca Cola to make a gay soft drink.
>> They marketed the Tab reboot to men for a while. This counts in that context.

Everyone else just needs to get on board.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (I2dne)

365 IDK - If he would make tranny cakes for non-trannies, but not for a tranny, that would be wrong.

Posted by: Bob at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (fVGlW)

366 This shows the importance of getting Kavanaugh approved before the new Oct 1 session.

Then get that case back in front of Justices that actually understand the 1st Amendment stands for what it says, not what they make up out of thin air.

Remember, gay rights have never passed an election in the USA, only Leftist court decisions have gotten us to where we are today.

I didn't see anywhere in the Bill of Rights that butt-slamming your buddy has to be worshiped and respected by law for those who have a religious moral compass. No, these Lefties want to crush their moral compass with a sledgehammer.

And that is where we are today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (UsCnO)

367 Sex being immutable is a religious belief?? Well, knock me over with the Kinsey Report...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (Rg9Ab)

368 Wow, they are so full of love and tolerance!
I hope the baker is safe. Seriously, these people are insane.

Posted by: PJ at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (qlTN9)

369 OK. So let's send two Jews in Kippah and sidecurls into a bakery run by Muslims to request a custom cake celebrating the liberation of Jerusalem in 1967. I'm thinking Dome of the Rock with an Israeli flag on it.....

When they refuse, file the complaint with this commission and when they refuse to prosecute we have a 14th Amendment Equal Treatment case.

Posted by: SDN at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM (z3gg+)

370 If I'm this baker, I find another baker willing to do any kind of cake. I tell any customer with a request like this that I'm happy to subcontract the cake but that there will be a 5000% markup for recovering past legal fees attached to any sale.

Posted by: cornbred at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (I8IIw)

371 https://www.colorado.gov/pacific/dora/civil-rights/commission
Anthony Aragon, Democrat, Representing State or Local Government Entities, Denver (term expires: 3/16/19)
Miguel "Michael" Rene Elias, Republican, Representing Community at Large, Pueblo (term expires: 3/13/20)
Carol Fabrizio, Unaffiliated, Representing Business, Denver (term expires: 3/16/19)
Charles Garcia, Democrat, Representing Community at Large, Denver (term expires: 3/13/21)
Rita Lewis, Democrat, Representing Small Business, Denver (term expires: 3/16/19)
Jessica Pocock, Unaffiliated, Representing Community at Large, Colorado Springs (term expires: 3/13/20)

Posted by: Zapp Branigan at August 15, 2018 04:59 PM (UTKsr)

372 I hope Mr Phillips wins his case against these Civil Rights Fascsists

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (wGqjj)

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