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That Lowlife Dog Omarosa: Trump's Mental and Physical Decline Is Due to His Coke Habit.
His Diet Coke Habit, Which the World Does Not Yet Know the Full Extent of.
Yes I'm Serious.
Wow, if this book has further blockbuster revelations like this, it could sell dozens!
Scandalous! I know Brian Stelter of CNN will certainly be shocked by Trump's unhealthy dietary habits. Another shock revelation from the book: Trump hits the tanning bed every morning to look bronzed. Which to me is a reverse-revelation: I assumed he was putting on bronzing make-up. But no, apparently his unnatural tan is actually natural. (Or, at least: Real.) Gee, I can't believe the Daily News is going out of business. They've got more scoops than Raisin Bran. Here's one "scoop," though I suppose this is common knowledge: Trump owns two guns, Ta .45-caliber Heckler & Koch pistol and a .38-caliber Smith & Wesson revolver. But wait, that dog Omarosa has more to tell you about That Devil Cola:
In "Unhinged: An Insider Account of the Trump White House," former reality-TV star-turned-White House staffer Omarosa Manigault Newman says the President's mental and physical decline in the most powerful office in the world is because he likes the soda a little too much. The Daily News received an advance copy of the book due out Tuesday. In fact, the President keeps a box on his desk with a button that he can push when he wants his favorite beverage. “The world has yet to learn about the extent of Donald Trump's Diet Coke habit,” Manigault Newman says in the book. “He always had one in his hand, as far back as I've known him. He's up to eight cans a day, at least. Eight cans a day, for the last 15 years, is 43,800 cans of Diet Coke, poured into his system. In the White House , he just pushes a button in a wooden box on his desk. He can summon anything with that button. Whenever I went in to brief him, he'd push the button and get us Diet Cokes."
... All of his strange habits can be traced back to Diet Coke, Manigault Newman claims. "When I started to have grave concerns for his mental health, I connected the dots to his physical health and poor choices, specifically, his soda habit," she said. She said she looked into it and found support for her hypothesis. "I researched it, and found a brand-new study by a team of neurologists from Boston University that linked Diet Coke consumption with dementia and increased risk of stroke. Dementia. Not being able to remember anything, confusion, loss of vocabulary and ability to process information. Stroke,” she writes.By "researched" it, she means she typed "Diet Coke" into her Google search field. And then -- Jackpot!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 03:31 PM (8D42x)
now to see what kind of horse phooey that common trollop is spreading.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 03:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
The deeper the crazy the more this is going to turn people off and help Trump.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (2LelM)
Golly, the President sure is privileged!!
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (X8DLV)
Trump: Teetotalar, but hooked on diet Coke? - Nazi!
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (RHEDC)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (0tfLf)
Somehow I went from hating Diet Coke to being addicted to it. Like when I smoked.
But, more oloroso, no Omarosa.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (AcZtS)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (i86lu)
Posted by: Christian Toto at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (GppXG)
to: "Trump drinks way too much diet coke."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (MX7xj)
but at least it's not evil sugar.
or something worse like ol' cock curious' real coke habit...
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (5jVnA)
I'm praised constantly for my excellent memory.
Stupid bitch.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: MSM at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 15, 2018 03:32 PM (xfb67)
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Firing squad? Hanging? Drawn and quartered?
Posted by: MAGA at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (PkLXK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (G4W16)
They showed a pic of Jonah the mighty sipper of Kristol's dildo too, wow he looks 50 pounds heavier and older now.
Good!
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (5tT0F)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
And the Fecal Residue in Reggie Love's anus.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (oVJmc)
...or, you know. For rape.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (5jVnA)
Jerry Rivers' Capone safe had more societal impact.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (G4W16)
Oooh, we're going to have to get him a 1911 before he leaves office.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Elementary School Janitor who would rather have a beer at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (rgPG6)
There may be something to this idea that she is doing this with Trump's blessing.
Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (weV3+)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Judge Smails at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (ptqGC)
...or, you know. For rape.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (kT7UC)
Old and busted - fill it to the rim with Brim
New hotness - bend over for a rim
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (G4W16)
A WOODEN box. He's in the thrall of big timber. They want to re-install Paul Bunyan as Minnesota AG.
Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (FhXTo)
I've got to say, all diet sodas taste like shit.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (2LelM)
I am not going to inquire as to when you stopped drinking shit.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (5jVnA)
Great. That's just great. Thanks alot, Omarosa. Doing the work American spies won't do.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (RD7QR)
A Trump 45. Really classy, in gold.
Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (weV3+)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (hLRSq)
My personal theory is that Diet Coke and all Coke products glue your fat cells together like a summa-bitch. Making it impossible to remove them from your body without resorting to extreme measures.
Can I be a presidential advisor now?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (y8Foj)
Trump's Mental and Physical Decline Is Due to His Coke Habit.
Go ahead and piss off a major advertiser and see if I care
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (10vO4)
New hotness - bend over for a rim
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (G4W16)
I still have an old Brim can that I keep spare change in.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (UnA8+)
His point?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (5tT0F)
Posted by: dantesed at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 03:36 PM (RD7QR)
A Trump 45. Really classy, in gold.
Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (weV3+)
Rub the bullets in garlic. And steak sauce! And ketchup!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (G4W16)
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They finally got him.
Early night.
Posted by: thence nada at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (YiSMO)
Coca Cola will have a hit put out on her.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (wmrFg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (4e+hS)
Trump needs a button at his desk. He could have the press corps seating
shuffled around for pressers, and when someone gets particularly pissy,
*BAM* down they go to the
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (ptqGC)
Better.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (2LelM)
Red Bull.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (5tT0F)
Posted by: A. Lincoln at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (oVJmc)
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Well, Obama is not doing much these days.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (2LelM)
Or is it this button that gives me a Diet Coke and this button that launches nuclear missiles?"
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (vbJig)
New hotness - bend over for a rim
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (G4W16)
I still have an old Brim can that I keep spare change in.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (UnA8+
We are of a generation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: blaster
Pics are floating around Fb of that very thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (wmrFg)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: Coke Mitch at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Wessel at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2018 03:40 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2018 03:40 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Nimrod Mudd at August 15, 2018 03:40 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Michael Moore, Fat Guy at August 15, 2018 03:40 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (2LelM)
....
A few well placed photos of Trump with some Purple Drank could help him in some of his lower performing demographics, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (+ypLs)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (AM1GF)
________________________________________
I wouldn't trust anything that comes out of Boston University.
Ocasio-Cortes graduated from there.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (vbJig)
OMG- Trump said a word.
Posted by: SFW -So Fucking What at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (jLChk)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (G4W16)
Well, I'm not quite that old.
More from my parents' generation.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (UnA8+)
On news Trump drinks 7 Diet Cokes a day, Diet Coke sales surge, stock price rises.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (bT8Z4)
I mean just this morning I had a large pizza, a box of donuts, 3 bags of Doritos, and a Diet Coke, and it still feels like I gained weight.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:40 PM (NWiLs)
Oh we've barely dipped our toe into the shallows of a vast undiscovered ocean of fucktard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: Insomniac
Peak Stupid is a myth. There's ALWAYS more stupid.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (HiLJ1)
Am I the only one picturing a montage where Amarosa puts on a white lab
coat, some protective eyewear and starts pouring colorful liquids from
an Erlenmyer Flask into a Beaker and stirring them with a glass rod?
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (kT7UC)
Kind of related. Wife got new glasses. Hot librarian glasses.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Wessel at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (MVjcR)
Horst? Is that you?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: no good deed at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 03:34 PM
Dood. We were reliably informed last thread that there are new nude Lena photos available.
Prithee, why art thou not burningest up the wires finding those first?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Jonah Sold berg at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (YiSMO)
My God. Trump is 72 years old and looks decades younger.
He seems to be in great health, and is working more hours and harder than Mr. Workout Paul Ryan.
He got a clean bill of health recently. Even cleared for mental issues, like dementia.
wth is that fool woman even talking about? The joke is on the Left. She won$. The left media look like clowns once again.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (sdl8C)
Know who else likes Two Scoops?
Posted by: Monkfish at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (jLChk)
I think more that he knows she's a loose cannon, so he kept her around knowing that when she finally went off, it'd create a huge distraction for the media.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (kT7UC)
To be an authentic staged photo she'd have to lose the protective eyewear and pour a colored liquid into a burette at well above eye level, with a condenser in the background having colored water circulating through the jacket, and maybe a retort just visible too.
The sort of thing that happens every day in every lab.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (5tT0F)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (vQUp6)
Posted by: dananjcon at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Wessel at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (MVjcR)
New hotness - bend over for a rim
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:37 PM (G4W16)
I still have an old Brim can that I keep spare change in.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:38 PM (UnA8+
We are of a generation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (G4W16)
Shit, I remember Brim and I'm not THAT old.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
I miss Coke Blak.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (HtLSE)
P T Barnum lowballed the numbers.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (AM1GF)
In fact, the President keeps a box on his desk with a button that he can push when he wants his favorite beverage.
One button to rule us all.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (ffWPP)
Hold on Loosely!
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (kT7UC)
"Like No Other Night"
Reminds me of another time and a bittersweet memory.
*sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (2l9hf)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (vQUp6)
The original British Pepsi Max was coffee flavored.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (UnA8+)
________________________________________
Too racist.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (/tuJf)
Diet Coke consumption with dementia and increased risk of stroke.
I came to the conclusion a long time ago that all such studies that do not say how they were conducted are lying BS.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (sdl8C)
Posted by: WisRich at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (G0vdT)
Demon Rum'n'Coke
Demon Coke
Diet Coke
Pretty much all the same, guys.
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (HtLSE)
"Working for the Yankee dollaaaaaaa...."
- - Patty, Maxine and Laverne
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (dI3/S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
I hate you all....
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Horny dog sniffing Omarosa at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (8iiMU)
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It's like Diet Coke but using different sweeteners and I think has more caffeine.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (sdl8C)
More like pissing up a rope.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Omarosa D. Ripper at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
More from my parents' generation.
Posted by: Hikaru
You've heard about the lawn thing by now, yes?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (fuK7c)
I still can't breathe
I'm picturing the grave tones and concern scowls on the Sunday panel shows
Ahahaha
Posted by: hogmartin at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (IqOTP)
Uh, yeah, that's what my button was for too.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:40 PM (NWiLs)
Oh we've barely dipped our toe into the shallows of a vast undiscovered ocean of fucktard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:41 PM (G4W16)
It's self-regenerating and infinite in supply. If only we could harness it for power generation. Like Fucktardery Fusion or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: dantesed at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (0OmEj)
In a glass with Diet Coke. Float that one.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (G4W16)
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It's like Diet Coke but using different sweeteners and I think has more caffeine.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (+dsLj)
Part of the Splenda craze, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (ycWCI)
You give a 7 oz rat 3-4 lbs of pretty much anything and you'll get results...
adjust as needed.
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: P.T. Warhol at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (oVJmc)
I deny women my Diet Coke tainted essence.
Posted by: Said No Guy Ever at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (LOgQ4)
Trump should switch to diet dr. pepper.
Posted by: sparks at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (aWD5H)
an intercom?
your technology confuses and frightens me.
Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (nFwvY)
Oooooooo, a study.
Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (+ypLs)
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I used to like Pepsi Max but it literally made my eyes twitch because of the ginseng. Weird because I don't react when i take it as a supplement.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (+dsLj)
*wink wink*
It's HYOOG!
Posted by: NY lab rats at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (YiSMO)
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Oooh, we're going to have to get him a 1911 before he leaves office.
I am so disappointed. I was sure he would have one of these:
https://shopkahrfirearmsgroup.com/ firearms/magnum-research-desert- eagle-50-ae-titanium-gold-w-tiger-stripes.asp. (Remove spaces)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderber's phone at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (E2sDm)
Posted by: concrete girl at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (M5P9t)
It's self-regenerating and infinite in supply. If only we could harness it for power generation. Like Fucktardery Fusion or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (NWiLs)
They keep promising desktop fucktard reactors are just on the horizon but I have my doubts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (kT7UC)
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Didn't one of the cobs link to an article about a Twitter account where scientists were posting stock photos of people in labs, obstensibly in their fields, in stupid poses and then captioning them? I think maybe it was MisHum.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (JJZzu)
Oh screw all of it and just buy the good Mexican stuff.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (2l9hf)
The sort of thing that happens every day in every lab.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (5tT0F)
As long as there is a blackboard with the Navier-Stokes equations, the Ideal Gas Law, E=MC^2, and the fundamental theorem of calculus in the background.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Coca Cola, INC at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (njAfo)
What a weird choice. Inexplicable unless he needed a black woman just for the check box value.
This woman has single handedly set back the cause of hiring black women a hundred and fifty years.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
With or without a plastic straw
Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM (sdl8C)
I wouldn't say he looks decades younger--there's a reason he likes hair dye and tanning beds--but he is big and strong, energetic, has a hot wife, doesn't drink or smoke---and both parents made it to 90.
I wouldn't write him off
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (dI3/S)
A mish mike? Vaginophone?
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (AM1GF)
In the multiVerse there's a sucker born every femto-second.
Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (ujg0T)
P T Barnum lowballed the numbers.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (AM1GF)
Yep. It's proof that they really are unwell psychologically. They're so out of touch with reality that they think PDT's diet Coke consumption is a thing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (5tT0F)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (3yrQB)
Posted by: Said No Guy Ever at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (LOgQ4)
You. Have. Been. Warned.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 03:43 PM (2l9hf)
God help me, I looked. One positive outcome is that I won't have to get a vasectomy now because I've been permanently sterilized.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (sdl8C)
More like pissing up a rope.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (G4W16)
a squatter
all b*tches squat
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (sdl8C)
Trump is actually spot on in most of his rallies, rarely sleeps, is accomplishing more than any president before him in the fastest time. DEMENTIA!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (F4u7C)
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Gayberg! Right ahead!
Posted by: Something Not Said on the Titanic at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
OK, now tell us what Obama was on and if it interfered with his governance.
Because there's no way that guy was not regularly smoking weed, at a minimum.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (ujg0T)
I went off Pepsi when their CEO (Gupta or something) teed off on W with some anti-American crap. She just stepped down, but she should've been deported back to India back when.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (5tT0F)
I hear it causes autism, too.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (G4W16)
They haven't been able to miniaturize them below classroom size, because they can't figure out how to get the kids in.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Heart at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Community Organizer at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (lsLJS)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (shMPn)
C2 probably tastes like normal Coke did in the 1930s.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (3yrQB)
Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (2Mnv1)
Just saw a Breitbart headliner that Jane Gayberg thinks Trump is a bad dad and husband.
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Gayberg! Right ahead!
Posted by: Something Not Said on the Titanic at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
We're going down!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:44 PM (+dsLj)
It still uses Aspartame and Acesulfate Potassium.
Just slightly less of it.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (zRwJ/)
What a weird choice. Inexplicable unless he needed a black woman just for the check box value.
This woman has single handedly set back the cause of hiring black women a hundred and fifty years.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (w7KSn)
They've been doing that on their own for quite a while now. Close relative of mine ran a business department, mostly women, never had a problem. Hired a black woman. Was totally worthless and had a chip on her shoulder the size of Nibiru. Got fired. She immediately filed a complaint with the EEOC.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: steevy
Diet Coke? The other half of their business? I doubt that goes under the bus.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (wmrFg)
Ace squats. Unless he skips leg day...
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (kT7UC)
Squatch is not squat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (G4W16)
Ocasio-Cortes graduated from there.
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According to her Bio, she graduated 4th in her major, economics. I really want to hear what #1 has to say.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Ha at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (MAstk)
Cyclamates.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:47 PM (NWiLs)
An ultrawideband ham-wallet.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (5jVnA)
I hear it causes autism, too.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (oVJmc)
I thought that was Round-Up?
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (7HtZB)
It turned me into a Newt!
...Newt "Newt" Gingrich...
Posted by: Bruce at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (8ikIW)
*************************
My balls actually detached themselves and are now making a run for the border.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (xIfFB)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (KUaJL)
Excellent point.
Thanks for correcting my omission.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (5tT0F)
We are of a generation.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:39 PM (G4W16)
Chase Sanborn
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (10vO4)
Jolt Cola. FTW.
Or Mountain Dew. That'll wake your ass up.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I bet he mixes in some extra carbonation with a Soda Stream.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (r9UYA)
And is behaving in the same manner he has for many years --- which we know because of his extensive twitter use, tv show, and being friendly with the media (including tabloids) to keep his name in the news.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (W+vEI)
Trump apparently hires a lot of people for marginal reasons and doesn't weed out the garbage (Scaramucci, Manafort, this thing, couple Cabinet types) until they've been in the house for a while.
It seems to be his system, I won't say it's optimal, but at least he fires people unlike Bush 43 who'd sit on Rumsfeld's lap for years and Obama who hired fellow Trots and race-baiters and wouldn't fire anyone who kept their mouth closed.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (2l9hf)
it for power generation. Like Fucktardery Fusion or something.
They keep promising desktop fucktard reactors are just on the horizon but I have my doubts.
The Fucktard Particle is freely available, yet tough to isolate.
Plus it keeps eating the paint chips off the lab equipment.
Posted by: thence nada at August 15, 2018 03:51 PM (YiSMO)
This is when I realized all those studies are bullshit.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 03:51 PM (y8Foj)
Trust your Uncle Joe - You rub some of that on the tip of your dick and you can fuck all night, sonny. Ask Jill. She's a Doctor.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 15, 2018 03:51 PM (kT7UC)
We always thought the DC was the root cause of his mental high wire act.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, disgruntled at August 15, 2018 03:51 PM (ULoJS)
I bet he mixes in some extra carbonation with a Soda Stream.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (r9UYA)
Israeli company. Watch the heads explode!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:51 PM (G4W16)
That's all she has left.
Posted by: Ha at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (MAstk)
Now THERE'S a threat.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:51 PM (5tT0F)
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (zRwJ/)
Whether it is or isn't, it tastes shitty and leaves an even worse aftertaste.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 15, 2018 03:51 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (xIfFB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: josephistan at August 15, 2018 03:49 PM (7HtZB)
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It's an asymptote.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (+ypLs)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at August 15, 2018 03:46 PM (w7KSn)
Where Owebama made it hard to vote for a black man again, everyone knew who this c#nt was after The Apprentice. I think Trump just expected more "loyalty" from her being as he's the only reason anyone knows who she is and is the one that made her reasonably rich.
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (ABTnd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Yup. They were being boycotted by the left for a while too because, Joo.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: sparks at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM
They're a perfect example of the ugly American in some foreign countries. They get a lock on the local water supply, price it out of the reach of the locals, and poor women end up mixing baby formula with coke to feed their kids. Who will seek (at 4' 6" in height) refuge in the USA to drive trash trucks.
Some of this is true.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (3yrQB)
Posted by: Omarosa al-Canine (Phd. Google Search) at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sani-Fem Freshette Feminine Urinary Director at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (ctuyM)
This is when I realized all those studies are bullshit.
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I was talking to a guy here at work once about excessive diet Coke consumption.
He said he specifically asked his doctor about it. The doctor said he'd die of old age before he suffered from drinking too much diet Coke.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (vg8iE)
He looks like an H&K USP .45 man. I myself am a man of such taste and refinement. It truly is one of the better things in life.
Posted by: DanInMN at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (h5ffp)
The Powderd Tiger Penis counteracts the aspartame.
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: washrivergal at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (dI3/S)
From this morning's headlines, he's deregulating the government like there's no tomorrow, business is booming and the military is arming up and giving the GI's a raise.
I'll buy him a friggin' bottling plant of the stuff if we get 6.5 years more of this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (G4W16)
*********************
Trump prides himself on giving minority women a chance to move up in the world, but it's only the psychopaths you actually hear about. I remember him giving a job interview to a black woman while he was giving a press conference at the same time, and she seemed like a real sweetheart.
I'm sure there are many more good eggs Trump hired than bad overall.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (aCNZ6)
Don't be xenophobic!
Embrace all cultures!
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/aug/15/ thirty-men-charged-sexually-abusing-girls-west-yorkshire
Thirty men have been charged with raping and trafficking five girls in West Yorkshire. They are:
Banaras Hussain, 37, of Shipley, charged with one count of rape of a female over 16.
Banaris Hussain, 35, of Huddersfield, charged with one count of rape of a girl aged 13-15.
Mohammed Suhail Arif, 30, of Huddersfield, charged with rape of a girl aged 13-15.
Iftikar Ali, 37, of Huddersfield, charged with attempted rape of a girl aged 13-15 and three counts of rape of a girl aged 13-15.
Mohammed Sajjad, 31, of Huddersfield, charged with four counts of rape of a female aged 13-15, one rape of a girl under 13 and facilitating the commission of a child sex offence.
Fehreen Rafiq, 38, of Huddersfield, charged with two counts of facilitating the commission of a child sex offence.
Umar Zaman, 30, of Huddersfield, charged with two counts of rape of a female aged 13-15.
Basharat Hussain, 31, of Huddersfield, charged with two counts of rape of a female aged 13-15.
Amin Ali Choli, 36, of Huddersfield, charged with two counts of rape of a female over 16 years old.
Shaqeel Hussain, 35, of Dewsbury, charged with rape of a female aged 13-15 and two counts of trafficking.
Mubasher Hussain, 35, of Huddersfield, charged with rape of a female aged 13-15 and sexual assault.
Abdul Majid, 34, of Huddersfield, charged with two counts of rape of a female aged 13-15.
Mohammed Dogar, 35, of Huddersfield, charged with two counts of facilitating the commission of a child sex offence.
Usman Ali, 32, of Huddersfield, charged with two counts of rape of a female aged 13-15.
Mohammed Waqas Anwar, 29, of Huddersfield, charged with five counts of rape of a female aged 13-15.
Gul Riaz, 42, of Huddersfield, charged with rape of a female aged 13-15.
Mohammed Akram, 41, of Huddersfield, charged with two counts of trafficking with a view to sexual exploitation of a female and rape of a female aged 14-15.
Manzoor Akhtar, 29, of Huddersfield, charged with trafficking and three counts of rape of a female aged 13-15.
Samuel Fikru, 30, of Camden, charged with two counts of rape of a female aged 13-15.
Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (c+2jX)
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There are a lot more serious conditions of the rectum than Omarosa.
Posted by: Shep! at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM (M+Lyo)
I'm very sorry to tell you this, sir. But you have Omarosa of your anal glands.
Posted by: Guy in a lab coat at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at August 15, 2018 03:48 PM (+dsLj)
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I'm not so sure your friend is wrong. He is a Media Master.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (+y/Ru)
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I've seen that theory online... that the Apprentice shows were a recruiting ground for judas goats... trained to help PDT herd the media where he wants them to go (away from all of the judges he's getting confirmed, regulation changes, etc.). They're saying Penn Jillette is one, too.
I could see it, and pointing everyone to a diet coke habit sounds suspiciously like a troll, but who knows. I honestly can't tell what's going on in this movie anymore.
Posted by: not the mama at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (t2AQi)
Posted by: Roland THTG at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (xIfFB)
The Powderd Tiger Penis counteracts the aspartame.
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (kT7UC)
Powdered Tiger Penis opened for Mott the Hoople in the '72 world tour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (G4W16)
BW: "Does this president really, physically not like dogs?"
WaPo Douche: "That's right, Brian. He's actually the first president in more than 100 years who has not had a dog as a pet in the White House."
*double facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)
Don't be xenophobic!
Embrace all cultures!
And not a Paddy O'Leary in the buncg.....
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (nFwvY)
examination room or the consultation room carrying a can of Diet Coke""
The cardiologist I go to for yearly checkups serves pizza for lunch. They get 4 pies delivered every day. Gotta love that.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: not the mama at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (t2AQi)
Posted by: Team of neurologists from Boston University at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (njAfo)
Here's one "scoop," though I suppose this is common knowledge: Trump owns two guns, Ta .45-caliber Heckler & Koch pistol and a .38-caliber Smith & Wesson revolver.
Only two? What a piker.
Barrett Firearms needs to gift him a commemorative gold-plated M82 in 50BMG. Tell me that wouldn't be frickin' awesome.
The rage-stroking from the commies would be pay-per-view worthy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (G4W16)
Trump is the meanest bastard we've got, and shit that even an idiot like me would have had done on the first full day in office (including the Comey Clown Cannon Kaboom) it's taken him this long?
We need meaner bastards.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (2l9hf)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:42 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 03:35 PM (2LelM)
Diet Pepsi was the worst. Don't know about now, but when it first came out it tasted like cancer.
I don't remember drinking Diet Coke. I must have but so long ago that I don't remember it.
I switched to Diet Mt. Dew after regular pop started fucking with my stomach in my late 20s. I gave it up entirely about four years ago and just drink coffee, milk, and water.
I don't know what they put in it, but it's addictive. I still sometimes crave it and like I said I haven't drank it in years.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (4ErVI)
____
"Wrong again, Bowser. It's 17."
-- My response if I operated PDT's Twitter account.
Posted by: ShainS at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (Z9IqD)
Posted by: not the mama at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM (t2AQi)
My favorite has to be the Gorilla Channel trolling. That was hysterical!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (5tT0F)
Posted by: Ben Cartwright at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
He looks like an H&K USP .45 man. I myself am a man of such taste and refinement. It truly is one of the better things in life.
Posted by: DanInMN
Full sized, Compact, or both?
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (wmrFg)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (EGSGm)
TAB
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: x at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (nFwvY)
Mexican Coke has become a thing and I'm surprised Coca-Cola hasn't officially put out a sugar cane version yet...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (y8Foj)
I bet he mixes in some extra carbonation with a Soda Stream.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 03:50 PM (r9UYA)
Israeli company. Watch the heads explode!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 03:51 PM (G4W16)
They stole the carbon dioxide from the Palestinians.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 03:52 PM
Mad math skillz AND knowledge of very obscure English grammar?
Not to mention the prison gang cred!
I be, like, seriously impressed!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (ctuyM)
She said she looked into it and found support for her hypothesis.
Well that's it then. --> 25th Amendment is a sure thing --> early night for Trump --> Hillary becomes POTUS --> red button summons Lucifer.
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (EzdLW)
President Trump uses TWO SCOOPS of vanilla ice cream and
a whole can of Diet Coke
in his Brown Cow Ice Cream Floats!!!!
This is CNN.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (z7pBf)
Posted by: DaveA at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (FhXTo)
This is leaving the Democrats in a state of total retardation, and winning seats off goons like that should be easy as pie.
Posted by: trev006 at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (3Tn95)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: thence nada at August 15, 2018 03:57 PM (YiSMO)
I don't buy any of the "makes it hard to vote" shit. We knew who Obama was from a policy/values stand point, if a black dude ran on a similar Trump plan I'd bet my house people would vote for him without issue.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 03:58 PM (IYHxL)
He looks like an H&K USP .45 man. I myself am a man of such taste and refinement. It truly is one of the better things in life.
Posted by: DanInMN at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM (h5ffp)
reminded me to mention
the daily caller Outdoors section is mostly articles about guns for you avid gunners
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 15, 2018 03:58 PM (sdl8C)
Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 03:58 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Zombie Marion Barry at August 15, 2018 03:58 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2018 03:58 PM (3yrQB)
Trump needs to quit making stupid hiring decisions.
Posted by: Jolly Roger at August 15, 2018 03:58 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at August 15, 2018 03:59 PM (jxw6R)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 15, 2018 03:59 PM (hYB//)
You can find support for people having two heads if you look hard enough on the Web.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at August 15, 2018 03:59 PM (5tT0F)
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 03:59 PM (IYHxL)
Here's one "scoop," though I suppose this is common knowledge: Trump owns two guns, Ta .45-caliber Heckler & Koch pistol and a .38-caliber Smith & Wesson revolver.
Only two? What a piker.
Barrett Firearms needs to gift him a commemorative gold-plated M82 in 50BMG. Tell me that wouldn't be frickin' awesome.
The rage-stroking from the commies would be pay-per-view worthy.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM (veoSD)"
Glory !
If there was a gofundme for this I would chip in !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 15, 2018 03:59 PM (58Au8)
Posted by: Old Nam Vet at August 15, 2018 03:59 PM (8Z167)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
How ya'll doin'?
Posted by: Diet RC at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (YiSMO)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at August 15, 2018 03:58 PM (3yrQB)
I thought most British Muzzies were Paki, who are Sunni
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 03:58 PM (IYHxL)
I'll never vote for a Dem, ever, but the blacks in the Dem party are overly corrupt. That being said, yes, we learned what we could about Owebama despite the media propping him up every chance they got. And, there's no question I would not hesitate to pull the lever for a Ben Carson, Col. Allen West or the like, but Owebama ruined it for a LOT with his worthless ass.....
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (F4u7C)
She said she looked into it and found support for her hypothesis.
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Sure, Omarosa. Who funded that Study? My guess is PepsiCo.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (I16G8)
All the cauliflower rice substitutes taste like ass.
I don't eat or drink ass.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (2l9hf)
He looks like an H&K USP .45 man. I myself am a man of such taste and refinement. It truly is one of the better things in life.
Posted by: DanInMN at August 15, 2018 03:53 PM
This.
Sadly, even here, amongst such a select group of cognoscenti, the appreciation of H&K is lacking.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (ctuyM)
?? Well your point being apropos of nothing, his support has doubled among black voters.
And this was after Omarosa left and started flinging shit at the wall on her way out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 03:54 PM
I'll take "Things Tourists in San Francisco Say" for $1000, Alex.
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (OLCnA)
I'm not saying Aspartame is the Devil's substance, but if you can't cook with it....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (ujg0T)
All the cauliflower rice substitutes taste like ass.
I don't eat or drink ass.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (2l9hf)
Suspiciously, though...you know how it tastes?
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (kT7UC)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (RD7QR)
Shep
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 04:02 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (2l9hf)
No ham for you, poor thing.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2018 04:02 PM (z7pBf)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:02 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (2l9hf)
I can respect that.
Posted by: eleven at August 15, 2018 04:02 PM (NLLmE)
How did he though? You said you would never vote for a Dem, he's a Dem therefor he's a Dem problem not a Republican one.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 04:02 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: USDA at August 15, 2018 04:02 PM (YiSMO)
I don't eat or drink ass.
...
Wrong.
Posted by: USDA at August 15, 2018 04:02 PM (YiSMO)
Ringmeat FTW!
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (yMSBV)
I wouldn't write him off
Posted by: JoeF.
Well the hot wife would kill me.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (lxZ71)
Story is, tho, she's been a worthless douchebag everywhere she's worked, so it seems more like a feature than a bug with this one.
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (2LelM)
Exactly. Magic button/dispenser kit? Sh*t. Hook him up to an IV Beverage Drip so he doesn't waste time opening cans.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (6eEQ+)
Definitely...no doubt in my mind.
Problem for her is she is a known quantity. People have seen her on Apprentice nd other shows and know what a liar and schemer she is...so very few people take her seriously.
Also, has any news media reported on her prior job at the White House? Where she was also fired? I don't remember which President, but she has talked about it.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (hYB//)
Being overweight is grounds for impeachment!
Posted by: President Taft at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 15, 2018 04:03 PM (58Au8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM
You're not fooling us, you know ...
Posted by: Bob from NSA at August 15, 2018 04:04 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 04:02 PM (IYHxL)
98% of the black population voted for him, twice. Therefore, he's what they want. 1+1=2 regardless....it takes more work to find that 2%, then be able to trust it. All I'm saying....
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 04:04 PM (F4u7C)
BW: "Does this president really, physically not like dogs?"
WaPo Douche: "That's right, Brian. He's actually the first president in more than 100 years who has not had a dog as a pet in the White House."
*double facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM
BW: "Now to comment on that, please welcome this stray dog we just grabbed off the street. Welcome to the show. Let me ask you this, since you now speak for all dogs, everywhere. What is your reaction to Trump's proven hatred of dogs?"
Stray: "Arf arf arf."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 04:04 PM (2NqXo)
Diet soda is Baphomet's Urine. If I'm going without sweets, I'm not going to use a vile substitute.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2018 04:04 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 15, 2018 04:04 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:04 PM (ptqGC)
I dunno. There's a greater than zero chance he'd get hit with a chair.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 04:04 PM (NWiLs)
Clinton. She worked in Gore's office and was so disruptive was transferred to another department where the director said she was the worst mistake of a hire ever.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM (shMPn)
-----------------------
Um, yes.
Presidents have servants! Who would have guessed?!?
And an electric call button, which she seems to think is sinister, has been used since the Hayes administration, IIRC.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (OLCnA)
He had 7 cans of Diet Cock a day...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM (I2dne)
Back in the day what happened in college stayed in college.
"What on Earth is Title IX?"
"Next year's econ textbook?"
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM (2l9hf)
Doesn't matter what it is, but depending on how you feel about Trump, your response to just about any new piece of news is going to be:
"This will be what brings him down! Finally! Impeach 45!"
or
"Gosh *wrings hands* you know I'd love to give him credit, I'm just concerned that he keeps making these unforced errors."
or
"This all just really shows how corrupt and terrible the media has become"
or
"This is clearly part of Trump's grand master plan. He's playing 3 steps ahead of everyone else. Soon, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM (KUaJL)
Which the press covered up.
Now we have some Paychotic Jackass telling us Diet Cole is going to be the end of he free world.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM (yMSBV)
After getting back from New Zealand, where his scheduled talk was cancelled, his video's started getting shut down by YouTube
VoxPopuli article - http://tinyurl.com/yaay4f7s
Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 04:06 PM (Izjjo)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 04:06 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 04:06 PM (LiyEm)
I actually like oloroso.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:06 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2018 04:07 PM (Y274z)
"Attack on Titan" Season 3 seems to have totally lost the plot line-
and instead of being about the battle against giant humanoids what like to eat the few remaining humans on Earth, has turned into-
a story about a poor little princess what lost her throne to some bad mean old men.
Huh?
Perhaps an emergency infusion of tentacle porn can save the show.
Or giant robots.
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2018 04:07 PM (z7pBf)
BW: "Does this president really, physically not like dogs?"
WaPo Douche: "That's right, Brian. He's actually the first president in more than 100 years who has not had a dog as a pet in the White House."
*double facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 03:55 PM
How would Trump know if he liked dogs or not if he never ate one?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:07 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 04:06 PM (NWiLs)
NOT TRUE!!!!
Posted by: Chris "Fredo" Cuomo at August 15, 2018 04:07 PM (F4u7C)
Doesn't matter what it is, but depending on how you feel about Trump, your response to just about any new piece of news is going to be:
"This will be what brings him down! Finally! Impeach 45!"
or
"Gosh *wrings hands* you know I'd love to give him credit, I'm just concerned that he keeps making these unforced errors."
or
"This all just really shows how corrupt and terrible the media has become"
or
"This is clearly part of Trump's grand master plan. He's playing 3 steps ahead of everyone else. Soon, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM (KUaJL)"
Wow.
So true.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 15, 2018 04:07 PM (58Au8)
Well I have reasons as to why 98% voted for him with some being pretty obvious. Regardless though, his approval rating keeps on going up.
Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at August 15, 2018 04:07 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 04:08 PM (kT7UC)
Right next to the rape button when he wants to grab some pussy, right?
Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2018 04:08 PM (MxEKc)
=
We eliminated Senior Vault Opener position.
Posted by: Gen Kelly at August 15, 2018 04:08 PM (njAfo)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:07 PM (y8Foj)
--------
LOL!
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 04:08 PM (JJZzu)
That seems to be the go-to weapon of certain Democrat chicks and the hysterical ninnies in the media.
Posted by: Furious George at August 15, 2018 04:08 PM (9vQJW)
When Trump was handing out million dollar donations after the hurricane, two of the largest were to the Houston Humane Society and ASPCA.
Truth.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 04:08 PM (yMSBV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (JJZzu)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (wmrFg)
Posted by: garrett at August 15, 2018 04:08 PM (kT7UC)
<opens a bottle of Coke Zero and adds a generous splash of rum>
Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (T71PA)
I'm not saying Aspartame is the Devil's substance, but if you can't cook with it....
Posted by: Curmudgeon
This is a joke, right?
310 All the diet sweeteners taste like ass.
Posted by: JEM
Finally, sanity prevails!
But seriously, ALL sugar substitutes are horrible. And always will be. The tastebuds can detect real monosaccharides and disaccharides. If it isn't real sugar, your body will perceive it as a toxin. Automatically and unconsciously.
Food scientists have tried for over a century to find a palatable substance that is "sweet," but only recently have come to the realization that it's actually an impossible quest, because of the evolutionary biology of the tastebuds. They exist as poison detectors, ultimately, and only true caloric fructose, glucose or sucrose pass the "safe" test.
Posted by: President Taft at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Mega at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (W+oWE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (rXkis)
more than 100 years who has not had a dog as a pet in the White House."
Clinton went and got one (from a breeder of course, not a shelter) in his last days in office just so they could say he had one. bet he never saw that dog again after the photo op
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 15, 2018 04:10 PM (vcOmj)
Or where I'm at: I can't believe any of these media fuckwads are still sucking oxygen.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 04:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 04:10 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 04:10 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Chris at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: The MSM at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM (AllCR)
not a shelter) in his last days in office just so they could say he had
one. bet he never saw that dog again after the photo op
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (VckGX)
It was hit and killed by a car in front of the Chappaqua house. Seriously. Boy, he and Hillary sure loved that dog. *eyeroll* And they gave Socks the cat to his secretary.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM (Y274z)
Drudge is screaming the sky is falling for the GOP in various races, and SE Cupp has joined the Skull and Cuck society of Cap'n Bill. Our list of allies grows thin... who is left?
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (AsJ9C)
Posted by: zombie at August 15, 2018 04:10 PM (c+2jX)
---------
I'm afraid that's an inequality, zombie.
Posted by: bluebell at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (JJZzu)
I hope you opened the Coke Zero in one room and the rum in another and never let them get to meet each other.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: The Handbasket at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (OtKzV)
Posted by: Mega at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (W+oWE)
This.
Sadly, even here, amongst such a select group of cognoscenti, the appreciation of H&K is lacking.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (ctuyM)
I've always thought that if Larry Correia and John Ringo ever come to physical blows, it'll be over H und K. Ringo is a certified HK fanboi and keeps bringing his HK fetish into his writing at every opportunity, and Correia wrote one of the more infamous gun blog articles "HK. Because you suck. And we hate you."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: concrete girl at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (M5P9t)
Posted by: Ripley at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (MxEKc)
And....wait for it.....that's why he called Omarosa a dog.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
"This will be what brings him down! Finally! Impeach 45!"
or
"Gosh *wrings hands* you know I'd love to give him credit, I'm just concerned that he keeps making these unforced errors."
or
"This all just really shows how corrupt and terrible the media has become"
or
"This is clearly part of Trump's grand master plan. He's playing 3 steps ahead of everyone else. Soon, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM
Good analysis. No sarc.
**stares at ink blots**
1 ) a butterfly
2 ) two daisies hugging
3 ) TRUTH
4 ) a unicorn with an eyepatch
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (EGSGm)
Seriously. Boy, he and Hillary sure loved that dog. *eyeroll* And they
gave Socks the cat to his secretary.
never knew that. nothing surprises me from those scumbags
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (shMPn)
Any small amount of real sugar is better than any of the fake crap.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (2l9hf)
more than 100 years who has not had a dog as a pet in the White House."
Clinton went and got one (from a breeder of course, not a shelter) in his last days in office just so they could say he had one. bet he never saw that dog again after the photo op
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (VckGX)
There was a funny (and no doubt staged) photo of Buddy the Dog and Socks the Cat facing off on the White House lawn, IIRC.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (AsJ9C)
Canadians Steven Crowder and Gavin McInnes......
Posted by: Chris at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (wmrFg)
It'll be a yuge caliber. Really classy and luxurious.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (RD7QR)
"This will be what brings him down! Finally! Impeach 45!"
or
"Gosh *wrings hands* you know I'd love to give him credit, I'm just concerned that he keeps making these unforced errors."
or
"This all just really shows how corrupt and terrible the media has become"
or
"This is clearly part of Trump's grand master plan. He's playing 3 steps ahead of everyone else. Soon, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 15, 2018 04:05 PM
Good analysis. No sarc.
**stares at ink blots**
1 ) a butterfly
2 ) two daisies hugging
3 ) TRUTH
4 ) a unicorn with an eyepatch
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (EzdLW)
A pretty butterfly.
Some nice flowers.
Clouds.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (rXkis)
You've got the prior president, role model he is, smoking weed, drinking and smoking cigarettes.
But you know, hair on fire because asswipe said he drinks Diet Coke.
It going to be funny watching her go into debt defending the NDA she just broke.
Shit I'm laughing already and just spit Diet Cole through my nose.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (yMSBV)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 15, 2018 04:09 PM (39g3+)
I disagree, they really are that fucking stupid and think she has credibility IMHO
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (czkHE)
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (2l9hf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM (fuK7c)
They are One.
<sips>
Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 04:15 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: Inogame at August 15, 2018 04:15 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey
_________
A mentally imbalanced communist Muslim had his security clearance yanked.
And the media and the Democrats will attack Trump for this.
Bastards, all of them.
Posted by: Furious George at August 15, 2018 04:15 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 15, 2018 04:15 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2018 04:01 PM (ctuyM)
Made by glock, right?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 15, 2018 04:15 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Leaker of Chappaqua at August 15, 2018 04:15 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:15 PM (ptqGC)
And was it that dog or the Clunton's dog that was reported to have shit and pissed everywhere in the WH......
Posted by: Chris at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM (F4u7C)
Seriously. Boy, he and Hillary sure loved that dog. *eyeroll*
*****************************************************************
That's the last confirmed sighting of Hillary behind the wheel.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: cacnea at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM (+/dRU)
Posted by: Shep at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM (jWe5r)
***
I've found that not only can I not talk about politics with anyone left of center...I can't talk about anything with them.
It is all Trump...all the time. Even sh*t that has absolutely nothing to do with him.
Amazingly they've turned Trump - a somewhat crass, middle of the road populist, into Emperor Palpatine who controls everyone around him via idiotic plots that make no sense:
HAHA I'll make the Jedi fight the secessionists, who I created, who are fighting to leave the government I lead!
HAHA I'll do Putin's bidding by bombing his people in Syria!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM (eSx+E)
I just hope that Trump uses the word "pop", not "soda" like some elitist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (6eEQ+)
The WaPo douche went on to tell Brian Williams that one of the reasons PDT doesn't have a dog in the WH is because he's a germaphobe.
But he was totes banging a porn star
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (shMPn)
lotta hate in here for diet soda
Posted by: concrete girl at August 15, 2018 04:12 PM[i/]
No one yet has disputed my assertion that Diet Soda glues a persons fat cells together so completely that mere hours of strenuous exercise cannot make them go away.
You ever see a skinny as f__ck person drink Diet Soda?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (LOgQ4)
dying here
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (ffWPP)
----------
All Drudge is anymore is clickbait that he phones in.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (I16G8)
I assume it's because all of the Not Sugar is made out of cancer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (fuK7c)
The party's not over until there is only Zima left to drink!
Posted by: Cthilary, dead but dreaming at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (W0dM7)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (Bdeb0)
East St. Louis, after which they will all die in a hail of bullets.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:13 PM (ptqGC)
Surprising that Trump doesn't care for Germans since his ancestors were German. And I guess he really hates Pomeranians and German Shepherds....
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (y8Foj)
The only reason the Obamas got a dog was for the photo ops. And Barry even named it after himself.
also from a breeder of course, and an expensive breed, because of course
no shelter dog would be good enough for them
Posted by: brak at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (rXkis)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (shMPn)
Does anyone remember RC COLA?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (4ErVI)
It keeps your carb cravings alive
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (EGSGm)
You forgot the part where he was raised basically upper-middle-class white but dark enough the locals didn't beat down the haole, he assumed an African-American persona when it was helpful for college, and later even more so politically.
The dude's as authentic as Henry Gibson as a Nazi.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (2l9hf)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (yMSBV)
Posted by: Inogame
H&K USP .45 Compact is my every day carry gun.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (wmrFg)
Posted by: Chris at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM
I assumed it was Hillary.
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Plp at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (Z9spM)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (vcOmj)
Told You So! Na Naa Naa! Your President is a big poopy pants and a meany and bangs dirty furniers! And...
*hic*choke*shart*seize*piss pants*shits pants*turns blue and yellow and brown*
Posted by: D-Lamp and Amish Dude and Chemjeff at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (Bdeb0)
**************
Temperance, Michigan
Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (Y274z)
Some nice flowers.
Clouds.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (NWiLs)
A lantern fly
A lantern fly
My narcissistic mother
Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 15, 2018 04:20 PM (txw6d)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (AllCR)
I said it the other day.....So, the book is self-titled?
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 04:20 PM (F4u7C)
Pop is Pittsburgh. Old school Boston for soda was tonic.
I understand that everything in Georgia is coke.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 04:20 PM (fuK7c)
Yep. That's the "news" today. All of them. Even FOX products, that "screamingly far-right institution".
No news happened today unless Trump is somehow involved whether he is or isn't. This is mass psychosis we're living in.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 04:20 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: simplemind at August 15, 2018 04:20 PM (a0JF6)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
RC Cola & a moon pie. Sitting in tall cotton!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (wmrFg)
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Diet soda increases my appetite and actually makes me crave the real thing--sugar. So I'll have a Diet coke and a chocolate bar.
If I have regular Coke, I won't have the chocolate bar.
So it's a wash in terms of caloric intake.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
He'd move so fast he'd leave vapor trails. It's hard enough now to keep up with the man.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (MX7xj)
All Drudge is anymore is clickbait that he phones in.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (I16G
But he MUST auto-refresh every 30 seconds just in case BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!
He's one self-important bastard, for sure.
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Plp
See Peter Strzok starring in...."The Special Agent who Shagged Me!"
Opening nowhere....never/
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (hYB//)
Posted by: Plp at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (Z9spM)
There was more passion between the dyke prof and her homo student than those two shams of a mockery of a stunt of two mockeries of a fake.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (G4W16)
H&K USP .45 Compact is my every day carry gun.
Posted by: rickb223
Taurus millennium 145 or Sig 226 are mine
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (Bdeb0)
Pepsi , no coke!
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:21 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 04:22 PM (yMSBV)
Posted by: D-Lamp and Amish Dude and Chemjeff at August 15, 2018 04:19 PM (UFLLM)
That's it....I'm calling 911.
Posted by: Sponge at August 15, 2018 04:22 PM (F4u7C)
no shelter dog would
FIFY
Posted by: McCool at August 15, 2018 04:22 PM (Izjjo)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2018 04:22 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: concrete girl at August 15, 2018 04:22 PM (M5P9t)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:22 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 04:20 PM (fuK7c)
Yep. Florida, too. We always referred to *all* sodas as "cokes." "Wanna have a Coke?" "Yeah, I'll have Cheer Wine."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 15, 2018 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
RC was available back in the 60s/70s in NYC and I liked it better than Coke and Pepsi.
And Pepsi was the last major corporation to allow Jooz into the C-suite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:23 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter
Tracker is my "farm" gun.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 04:23 PM (wmrFg)
Trump is the meanest bastard we've got, and shit that even an idiot
like me would have had done on the first full day in office (including
the Comey Clown Cannon Kaboom) it's taken him this long?
We need meaner bastards.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (2l9hf)
They would have been lamp posted on day one if it were me.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 15, 2018 04:23 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 04:23 PM (jLChk)
I understand that everything in Georgia is coke.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 15, 2018 04:20 PM (fuK7c)
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It was also pop in Chicago and the Midwest. Here in GA, it is CoCola.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 04:23 PM (I16G8)
https://tinyurl.com/yahpv2ca
Cthulhu Releases Tell-All Book From Time Within Trump Administration
via The Babylon Bee
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2018 04:23 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:23 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: rickb223 "
That's a damn fine gun as is the SK. I carry my VP9 and my favorite, the p229
Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 04:23 PM (yMSBV)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM (y3aQB)
There used to be a local bottler of soft drinks here called Hammer and they sponsored everything on WABC-TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM (MM1XE)
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM (y3aQB)
You can always leave and check back later.
Or not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (G4W16)
Thanks to that other American hateful.
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (2l9hf)
https://twitter.com/sean_spicier/status/
1029426556819652608
Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (Evws/)
Maybe it's anti-science on my part, but if I see only fat people drinking Diet Coke, it tends to kick-start a cause and effect response in my brain.
When Diet Coke presents their next ad campaign with a 105 pound super model, I may re-review my assumptions. In slow motion. Freeze frame perhaps.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (LOgQ4)
Another little mystery - the letter which Trump released today, explaining the reasoning behind revoking Brennan's clearance, is clearly dated July 26. So why sit on it for 3 weeks?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (G4W16)
413 If a Diet Coke left CA travelling east 6o mph and a Diet Coke left
NYC travelling west at 70 mph where will they meet the Bacardi Rum?
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (Bdeb0)
What Cheer, Iowa
Posted by: The Handbasket at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (OtKzV)
Posted by: braininahat at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (dGtGq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (2LelM)
Boylan's Black Cherry.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (2LelM)
Hey hey now!! Baked in a dish with maple syrup and bacon, brussels sprouts are amazing. But yes, Tab is a no go.
Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (hvf9s)
I actually do find Fresca palatable. Especially if you squeeze a bit of lime into it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (G4W16)
Another little mystery - the letter which Trump released today, explaining the reasoning behind revoking Brennan's clearance, is clearly dated July 26. So why sit on it for 3 weeks?
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (k1TUh)
Prolly due to the hookers and Diet Coke distractions....
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (ffWPP)
Brennan got his security clearance yanked?
Are we still speaking in metaphors about Obama's sex life?
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (z7pBf)
Posted by: kraken
I like the PT145. Nice little gun, 3.5 inch barrel 10 round double stack 45. 4 inch groups at 10 meters
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (2LelM)
Probably can get that in other places besides Wegmans. With a different label on it.
Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2018 04:27 PM (zRwJ/)
Guv'nor, gonna take us a wee bit to find a blender big enough for the Prince. And some blokes to grab him. Charlie might be a right post in the 'ead, but he ain't a little 'un.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:27 PM (2l9hf)
I actually do find Fresca palatable. Especially if you squeeze a bit of lime into it.
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It's pretty much a salty dog without the vodka.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:27 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM (y3aQB)
Are you content manager now ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 04:27 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM (y3aQB)
Next thread
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:27 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Old Brooklyn Coney Island Cream Soda is pretty good.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (wmrFg)
Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (gmo/4)
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It's pretty much a salty dog without the vodka."
Fresca is really good if you add some vodka.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: torabora at August 15, 2018 04:11 PM
FIFY. Yes.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: naturalfake at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (z7pBf)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (y8Foj)
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Heh.
Personally, Tab > Brussel Sprouts
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (IsEQq)
Posted by: The Handbasket at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (OtKzV)
Wow.
I actually drove through there once.
Blink and you miss it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: kraken
I like the PT145. Nice little gun, 3.5 inch barrel 10 round double stack 45. 4 inch groups at 10 meters
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:26 PM (Bdeb0)
My Taurus fits pretty nicely in a sticky holster.... another nice thing is the external safety...
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:28 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: Puddin Head
Old Brooklyn Coney Island Cream Soda is pretty good.
pfft
Posted by: Thomas Kemper at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Tequila you'll thank me.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (ffWPP)
He should probably clean out his desk. A senior DOJ official without a security clearance is not a thing.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (/tuJf)
Fitzgerald's cream soda. Although, I'm unsure how they got that color!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (v1udk)
CREAMSTICK
Posted by: Shep! at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (AKMNZ)
Diet Coke consumption with dementia and increased risk of stroke.
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'A' study means two things 1) Jack and 2) sh*t and Jack has gone home.
The way science, real scince works is thus:
Has the study been replicated by different people? If not then wait until it has, otherwise see comment about Jack and his feces.
Has the study's supposition been credibly defended against attacks? When that happens you're starting to get somewhere.
Nowadays unless a story starts out 'Multiple studies conducted over a period of years tend to agree that......'
I ignore it. A single study is a starting point, not a conclusion.
This, of course, completely escapes the presstitutes whose overriding mantra is 'Fear sells Fishwrap'.
(heh, I've inadvertently trained my autocucumber to recgonize 'presstitute')
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (uG9WG)
Posted by: Archer at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM
Ironic complaint, considering your nic
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (LOgQ4)
Well Pepsi did have Cindy Crawford.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 04:25 PM (k1TUh)
Trump was testing to see if something would leak about the letter.
It didn't, I guess.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (y8Foj)
I used to drink gin and Fresca... for some reason....
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (ffWPP)
I do that if I run out of tonic water. Its good - that's why.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (sjdRT)
Or Red Bull! Though a Red Bull ad kindly poking fun at how it gives Donald Trump wings, in their cartoony animation style, with a parody Trump voice, could be fun.
Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (hvf9s)
We're well past 100 comments. You can discuss it at will. Ace's content is really purely decorative anyway.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (6eEQ+)
No hot dog! HAMBURGER!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (AKMNZ)
Cheeburger
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:00 PM (lxZ71)
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I believe that this was her plan all along.
All you have to do is watch episodes of her on The Apprentice and Celebrity Apprentice to see how toxic and vindictive she was. Everyone hated her and she would backstab anyone in her way just so she could win.
YouTube has a few of them.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 04:31 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:31 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2018 04:31 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:31 PM (2l9hf)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (ffWPP)
Just the same as gin and grapefruit juice but with carbonation.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:32 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:32 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: creeper at August 15, 2018 04:32 PM (OtKzV)
"Happy Birthday to the leader of the Democrat Party, Maxine Waters!"
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I'm pretty sure that tweet is an impeachable offense.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:06 PM
Got a pipe of it in my cellar. Down here. After you....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2018 04:32 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Cold Fusion, Inc. at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (RD7QR)
>524
I used to drink gin and Fresca... for some reason....
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:29 PM (ffWPP)
I do that if I run out of tonic water. Its good - that's why.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM (sjdRT)
Fresca is a great all-purpose mixer. Really good in the hot days of summer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Chris at August 15, 2018 04:16 PM
I assumed it was Hillary.
Posted by: Hands
Okay, so Bill Clinton's dog.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 04:06 PM
Got a pipe of it in my cellar. Down here. After you....
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2018 04:32 PM (p+Wdc)
So a "pipe"... is that like a carboy???
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM
You should tell Ace. He is remarkably receptive to constructive criticism.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (shMPn)
A federal employee is only required to submit to an Inspector General's investigation as long as he is still employed. Once they are dismissed or they quit they do not have to participate.
Although some don't believe it Horowitz is still on the job.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (jMmJi)
This begs the question: Why is she always getting hired?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Muad'dib
You sir should be horse whipped for ruining bacon!
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (Bdeb0)
This is the cost of choosing catharsis over sense.
Posted by: Begonia at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (ZKlDy)
glad Ace thinks this is a Big story unlike Brennan getting his security clearance revoked
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:24 PM
You should tell Ace. He is remarkably receptive to constructive criticism.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Yes! Please do.
Posted by: The Hammer of Gloom at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM
Not unless it's a really big carboy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (y8Foj)
Diversity.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (hYB//)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (RD7QR)
It was the carcinogens
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (y8Foj)
But for the last two years, everything Our Free Press and all the complainers have told me about Trump has only made me think: "Yep, Clown. The Left is doomed."
Posted by: Sharkman at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (y8Foj)
Racism.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 15, 2018 04:36 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at August 15, 2018 04:33 PM (RD7QR)
Good! You never called!
Posted by: Tab Hunter at August 15, 2018 04:36 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (y8Foj)
Diversity.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (hYB//)
Yeah, but what's her field of expertise. Why is she given so many chances?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:36 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2018 04:36 PM (xGZ+b)
Now the Jury gets to sort through it all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 04:36 PM (k1TUh)
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Yeah, that makes sense . . . if you're a drooling idiot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)
It would be better if it took this long to see Brennan in handcuffs and leg irons but, this will never happen. Take the revoked clearance and shut up.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 04:37 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:37 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (Bdeb0)
Wow! Did Brussels sprouts kick your puppy or something?
Regarding your nic, I have a T Shirt with a pic of a Manatee on the front with the words: Manatees are the Hamburger of the Sea. That shirt has made many heads explode.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 15, 2018 04:37 PM (sjdRT)
Don't go putting away those cigars just yet.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 04:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 04:38 PM (6eEQ+)
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Yeah, that makes sense . . . if you're a drooling idiot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Please keep talking, Steyer....
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:38 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 04:38 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:38 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:34 PM (y8Foj)
Diversity.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (hYB//)
Yeah, but what's her field of expertise. Why is she given so many chances?
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:36 PM (y8Foj)
In an interview, she would come across very well. However, she can not work with people and is combative.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at August 15, 2018 04:38 PM (hYB//)
This is the cost of choosing catharsis over sense.
Posted by: Begonia at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (ZKlDy)
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Ummm...No, Sugartits. Grand things are coming from his war on the Fake media, and will continue through 2024.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 04:38 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:30 PM
At minimum, she was 110# of girth-inducing, tumescent goodness.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 04:39 PM (LOgQ4)
They suck. they really do.
But hey, if i went any further than that some California jury will sanction me $298M.
I think I'd rather eat glyphosate than sucralose.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:39 PM (2l9hf)
Regarding your nic, I have a T Shirt with a pic of a Manatee on the front with the words: Manatees are the Hamburger of the Sea. That shirt has made many heads explode.
Posted by: Muad'dib
Can't stand those little green marbles.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:39 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:14 PM (Bdeb0)
"Ok, so like, I can run a mile in 9 minutes, and if the wheels of the Diet Coke are turning 400 times in a mile, then....wait....yeah, I don't know how you'd work that out."
Posted by: Mainah at August 15, 2018 04:39 PM (B+qrE)
Posted by: JackStraw
There are still a few butts left in the ashtray.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 15, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: bjstuggzzz at August 15, 2018 04:39 PM (e44Qj)
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Yeah, that makes sense . . . if you're a drooling idiot.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)
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He's a disgusting pig putting millions into defeating Republicans in the 2018 midterms so Trump can be impeached.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 04:40 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:40 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: creeper at August 15, 2018 04:40 PM (OtKzV)
no caffeine, therefore pointless
Posted by: Anachronda at August 15, 2018 04:36 PM (xGZ+b)
No sugar no caffeine.
Have a seltzer...
Posted by: JoeF. at August 15, 2018 04:40 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 04:40 PM (/tuJf)
Cindy Crawford was never all that.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find whatever producer was groping Debby Ryan at the Teen Finger Awards and beat him up.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:41 PM (2l9hf)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, waiting for Friday at August 15, 2018 04:41 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:41 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: creeper
And they still taste like copper.
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:41 PM (Bdeb0)
Cindy Crawford was never all that.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find whatever producer was groping Debby Ryan at the Teen Finger Awards and beat him up.
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:41 PM (2l9hf)
Cheryl Tiegs, on the other hand....
Posted by: kraken at August 15, 2018 04:42 PM (ffWPP)
That might be the dumbest thing I've heard this year. And we're over halfway in with the likes of Nancy Palsi regularly addressing the media, so that's that's pretty GD dumb.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 04:42 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:42 PM (lxZ71)
Holmes leaned back in the Oval Office easy chair and puffed his pipe thoughtfully. Finally, with his had on a cigar case labelled "WJC - Only Use in Case of Emergency," he looked up at Watson and spoke: "The cause of the entire incident was dementia. Suffering from dementia the poor fellow mistook his reflection in the tanning bed as an intruder, then pulling out his legally obtained and licensed Hechler Koch, not to be confused with an actual cock of course, he fired a shot and it ricocheted off the bust of Churchill back into the White House Aide, killing her instantly; or at least killing her career and reputation.
Watson steadied himself on the Resolute desk, almost falling over the Obama kneeler positioned just under the desk. "Good Lord Holmes. That's amazing? But? How did you know?
"Elementary my dear Watson - the obvious over use of Diet Coke, as revealed by the Diet Coke Spigot that has been augured into the desk. Yes, that Diet Coke is as responsible for her death just the same as if it had pulled the trigger itself."
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 15, 2018 04:42 PM (mvvCm)
Posted by: Begonia
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LOL!!!
This is great. Really great. Yuuuuge. The Best!
Posted by: simplemind at August 15, 2018 04:42 PM (guWFI)
Posted by: Hands at August 15, 2018 04:42 PM (EzdLW)
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I don't care for it. Some people love it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 15, 2018 04:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head
MMMm Strawberry Rhubarb Pie
Posted by: wrg500 Manatee bounty hunter at August 15, 2018 04:43 PM (Bdeb0)
If a Diet Coke left CA travelling east 6o mph and a Diet Coke left NYC travelling west at 70 mph where will they meet the Bacardi Rum?
Knockemstiff, Ohio
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 15, 2018 04:43 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 04:40 PM (hECVl)
OT but I bet he has a huge doomsday bunker. Most of these billionaires do . It's going to cause a little inconvenience to my Star chamber list when the time comes.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:43 PM (shMPn)
Rhubarb is something I've never tried. Is it horrible?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 15, 2018 04:41 PM (2LelM)
No, its sour. As a kid, I would eat the stalks raw. Put a little sugar of my hand, dip stalk, munch. These days, I use it in conjunction with strawberries in various desserts. The sour cuts the sweet back nicely.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 15, 2018 04:43 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:43 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: JEM at August 15, 2018 04:41 PM
Instant Bing search:
Cindy Crawford · Height and weight
5' 9" · 130.07 pound
Not 105#, not 110#. 130#.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 15, 2018 04:43 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Marmo - yes, I am entertained, thank you very much at August 15, 2018 04:44 PM (fq72/)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:42 PM (lxZ71)
Again just tell them Clinton hired her first.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:45 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: Nothing will Happen at August 15, 2018 04:45 PM (y3aQB)
Use to eat it raw as a kid out of neighbors garden.
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:45 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 04:38 PM (I16G
And what could these "grand things" possibly be? Trump and we as a country would be way better off if he improved relations to the congressional GOP to advance a sensible legislative agenda, instead of agitating against journalists, just because some in the party are on a red meat diet.
Posted by: Begonia at August 15, 2018 04:45 PM (ZKlDy)
Posted by: creeper at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (OtKzV)
That may be now as she's over 50 and still looking good.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (shMPn)
Posted by: Begonia at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (ZKlDy)
Wrong. First of all, it's not catharsis. It is a series of productive attacks on the foundations of a profoundly anti-Democratic media.
Second of all....are you retarded? Because it's pretty fvcking obvious.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (wYseH)
This is the cost of choosing catharsis over sense.
Posted by: Begonia at August 15, 2018 04:35 PM (ZKlDy)
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The MSM started this hate and when Hillary lost they became unhinged and exposed.
Journalism died in 2008 as they failed to report negative stories regarding Obama. They have always hated Republicans and their masks have come off and we can see their souls.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (hECVl)
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Some people, genetically speaking, get high from it.
They go crazy for it. (Its like acid). It is why fights in a baseball game are called a rhubarb.
rhubarb is basically a weed that grows on fence lines and places were there isn't a clear owner of property cutting grass, putting down weed killer. And people fight over it when its time to be picked. They go ape.
Its also the base ingredient in the cleaning powder The Barkeepers Friend. Which does amazing things in cleaning up aluminum cookware.
Posted by: simplemind at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (tUE4v)
Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 03:45 PM (LiyEm)
that explains the echo...
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 04:17 PM (I16G
But he MUST auto-refresh every 30 seconds just in case BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!
He's one self-important bastard, for sure.
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But you gotta admit , the mugshot he has for Brennan on his page now is epic. It combines all that is foul, evil and bitter in one image!
Posted by: theATL at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (yFgwo)
Adore manatees. Swimming with them in the wild is near the top of my bucket list. But I totally laughed at your tee. It's clever! I adore dark humor, even when it gores my sacred (sea) cows.
Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (lxZ71)
I told an English friend about my mom having made rhubarb pies recently and he chuckled telling me when I enquired that Brits regard rhubarb as a laxative!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 15, 2018 04:48 PM (Evws/)
Have you never had strawberry rhubarb pie? It is delicious! If you lived out here I'd make you some.
Like someone said above, it has the texture of celery. Part of the plant is poisonous, so you have to harvest it right. But the edible part in pie is yum.
Posted by: LizLem at August 15, 2018 04:49 PM (hvf9s)
Journalism died in 2008 as they failed to report negative stories regarding Obama. They have always hated Republicans and their masks have come off and we can see their souls.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 04:46 PM (hECVl)
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Im not defending the press here. I would never, since its only due to outrageously partisan journalists that we are not in the middle of President Romneys 2nd term right now.
But that doesnt mean that the circus Trump is putting up, is productive or sensible.
Posted by: Begonia at August 15, 2018 04:54 PM (ZKlDy)
Who knew president Taft knew so much about biochemistry!?
Posted by: Chris M at August 15, 2018 04:54 PM (eAZVt)
...or, you know. For rape.
Posted by: Matt Lauer
Now THAT'S funny. lololol
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at August 15, 2018 04:58 PM (56GKt)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 03:56 PM (wmrFg)
Full sized. Too big to carry. But if I'm ever car jacked or surrounded by a mob, that's what I want.
Posted by: DanInMN at August 15, 2018 04:59 PM (h5ffp)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at August 15, 2018 05:12 PM (ABH6n)
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